Joy Behar Fuming At Meghan McCain's Interruptions; Threatens to Quit The View Unless Producers "Get This Bitch Under Control!"

That sounds like Joy Behar's internalized patriarchy talking.

After Joy Behar pretended to give a tribute to dead president G.W.H. Bush, but immediately turned it into an attack on Trump, McCain countered with the obviously-true point that if you're giving a man a eulogy, you should give him a eulogy, not attack a living person while pretending to give a eulogy. (Something she might have observed herself at her father's funeral, of course-- but, that's probably what her father would have wanted.)

Joy Behar snapped like the old vinegary soucrotch bitch she is.

Behar fired back: 'I don't care what you're interested in. I'm talking!'

McCain countered: 'Well I don't care what you're interested in either, Joy!' before Whoopi quickly called for a commercial break.

Behar was then seen slamming her cue cards on the table and turning to sound off on McCain just as producers cut to break. Producers muted Behar's microphone so that her expletives would not be heard on air.

But the source told DailyMail.com that Behar threw her hands in the air, yelled 'My God!' and 'Get this b***h under control.'

'If this s**t doesn't stop I'm quitting this damn show. I can't take this much more,' Behar allegedly fumed.

Producers ran to the stage in an attempt to deescalate the situation, but Behar continued to rant, the source said.

'I've tolerated a lot of s**t on this show but I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h. Enough already! Enough already! I'm not playing nice any longer,' Behar shouted, despite the studio audience being able to hear it all.

Note: As a purely actuarial matter, Joy Behar has been officially dead since 2003. It's only pure spite that keeps that shriveled, not-funny heart beating.

Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.

Or we'd have constant wars and nuclear exchanges because "dat bitch think she cute."

One or the other.

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1
Show needs a mud tank.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:29 PM (LsBY9)

2 Why does anyone even watch that crud?

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:29 PM (MRWHf)

3 Game on!!!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 04, 2018 07:30 PM (nmwc5)

4 Well.... Kid Rock was right again...

Go figure...

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:30 PM (NgKpN)

5 Yadda, yadda ,yadda
Maybe she will threaten to leave the country next

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 07:30 PM (/rm4P)

6 I'll send my resume right away...

Posted by: Kareem Hunt at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (CE5C/)

7
So they're not discussing Proust and Wagner on The View?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (LsBY9)

8 They threaten, but never do.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (MRWHf)

9 The left doesn't want dialog they want control and they want to get it by brute force.


It's as simple as that.

The experiment is over, the compact is no more.

These fuckers will not relent they must be smashed.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (qxq6t)

10 That shit is on at my exercise place, thank God it is muted. Those people are crazy.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (UaNIj)

11 Pot, meet Kettle....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (ffWPP)

12 5 Yadda, yadda ,yadda
Maybe she will threaten to leave the country next
Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 07:30 PM (/rm4P)

If only all of those who threatened to leave the country, had...

We would be a better country for it.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (NgKpN)

13 "...I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h."
Looking in a mirror??

Posted by: harleycowboy at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (+9AX9)

14 Insert 19th Amendment debate [ here ].

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

15 Joy to the world!

Posted by: Hard hitting Media at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (Xo3T0)

16 I'm not sure who I am supposed to be rooting for here....
Moogan McCanns daughter of the guy largely responsible for the GOP losing the House?
Joy(less) Bexar a person whom I honestly don't understand the source of her fame or why I should care?
If a meteor hit the Shrew studio:
a) would anyone notice
and
b) would mankind be the lesser?

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (qt4GF)

17 Someone over at Hotair suggested that if Behar left and Bette Midler was just too busy, Allahpundit could take her place - I bet that guy could warble out a sweet show tune when he has to.

Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (OjnQU)

18 And to think that twit has my middle name...

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (MRWHf)

19 Joy Behar... playing " nice".... yeah, that...

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (ffWPP)

20 14
Insert 19th Amendment debate [ here ].

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (fuK7c)

Passed by a damn Republican congress, aggh.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (UaNIj)

21 9 Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (qxq6t)

Go long on precious metals

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (qt4GF)

22 What's a "soucrotch"? Don't make me look it up.

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (786Ro)

23 Does Joy Behar have a gun in her dressing room? Has anyone searched the room? Anger management issues would seem to be a red flag.



Posted by: Goodland Newleaf at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (hrcfq)

24 17 Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (OjnQU)

He probably could use the gals' wardrobe as well.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (qt4GF)

25 Ya know... a gig for Stephen Hayes....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (ffWPP)

26
Watching the local news here in Houston. Can't wait till they get him underground.

Anyone been discussing McCain recently? Amazed the Republic is staggering along without him.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:33 PM (LsBY9)

27 Defend Megs McCain....


......

Posted by: 13times at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (K3B2k)

28 Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM (qt4GF)

Well... I'm kind of hoping for mutual destruction..

You know, like the good ole days of the Iran Iraq war?

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

29 That Joy Behar looks like prime COB material to me.

Posted by: The Jackal at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (nfE6n)

30 That's funny. Meggie Mac has said that she and Joy are drinking buddies.

Speaking of drinking, Megs also said when her daddy died, she drank herself into a drunken stupor, and Abby Huntsman held her hair while she puked.

Who does that? The getting sh*t-faced when a parent dies, I mean. I lost my dad tragically when he was only 76, with no warning. It was Mother's Day, and I, my mother, and my sister, took him off life support that night.

It never occurred to me to get wasted and have someone hold my hair back while I puked my guts out. But I guess that's just me and 99% of most normal Americans.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

31 Is a soucrotch like the sous chef? A secondary crotch?

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (786Ro)

32 Behar has a problem with their token "Conservative". Who coulda seen that coming?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (ffYR/)

33 Man, I am rusty as can be at<br>
</br>this

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (qt4GF)

34 now that she's an orphan for all practical purposes it's hard to see what Meghan brings to the table

Posted by: happyfeet at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (mLfQi)

35 26


Watching the local news here in Houston. Can't wait till they get him underground.


I am looking forward to watching the final day with train ride and a 21 plane fly over.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (UaNIj)

36 Willowed:

So is Poppy's funeral just gonna turn into another anti- Trump tirade??

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (z3FcL)

37 Allahpundit could take her place - I bet that guy could warble out a sweet show tune when he has to.
Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2018 07:32 PM

You misspelled deepthroat a barbed cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (nAeGR)

38 not attack a living person while pretending to give a eulogy.

It's not who we are.

Posted by: Zombie Paul Wellstone at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (NpvYf)

39 I remember the Sourcrotch Kids...

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (ffWPP)

40 30 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Who does that?
30+ year old children dressed as adults...

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (qt4GF)

41 34
now that she's an orphan for all practical purposes it's hard to see what Meghan brings to the table


Posted by: happyfeet at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (mLfQi)

Age. She is 30 years younger than the rest of the crew and her tits don't touch her knees yet.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (UaNIj)

42 Jane, did you hear from Tami? I e-mailed her last night and said you were looking for her.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (sdi6R)

43
So is Poppy's funeral just gonna turn into another anti- Trump tirade??

Dead Republicans are a club to beat live Republicans.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (LsBY9)

44 sven.... good to see you. everything going your way??

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (ffWPP)

45 I can't stand Behar's voice. Are there a lot of people in that town who sound that way?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (aKsyK)

46 28 Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

You tune in and there's just lifeless bodies all holding smoking pistols...
ratings improve.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (qt4GF)

47 So is Poppy's funeral just gonna turn into another anti- Trump tirade??

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (z3FcL)


It will be the kick-off to either Jeb! or G. Prescott Bush 2020. The dynasty must continue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

48 2
Why does anyone even watch that crud?

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:29 PM (MRWHf)


=====


Thank God we ditched our TV a decade ago and I refuse to watch/listen to any media news (outside of some talk radio and a couple blogs). Heard Bill O'Reilly on Hannity's radio show today refer to it accurately as "a hate fest."

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (WqPYg)

49 Many need to be roasted in the Slor starting with Joy

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (CPchy)

50 Didn't one of those hags once have a similar rant/meltdown over Elizabeth Hasselback? *checks memory* Yeah, it was Rosie O, right?

No wonder Candace Cameron Bure left the show.
Hallmark Channel movies > The View

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (786Ro)

51 I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h.

From what I hear, you're at the end of your wit as soon as you wake up.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (lK7fO)

52 Chubby Meggy has lain down with the same dogs as daddy (the same one's that turned on him mercilessly to annoint the lightworker), she should expect some flea bites.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (87EdW)

53 44 Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (ffWPP)

I'm doing great, I worked at my spare job today, and have to get some extra training at my other job.
I just got real busy once lad moved out.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (qt4GF)

54 Fox has dragged out Bennett to talk about Bush. Slow day..

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (UaNIj)

55 "It never occurred to me to get wasted and have someone hold my hair back while I puked my guts out. But I guess that's just me and 99% of most normal Americans."

Yeah, that's pretty odd. Not sure what to make of Meghan's confession.

Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (OjnQU)

56 46 28 Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

You tune in and there's just lifeless bodies all holding smoking pistols...
ratings improve.
Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (qt4GF)

And on our next episode of circular firing squad, we go visit 'The Five'...

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (NgKpN)

57 36
Willowed:



So is Poppy's funeral just gonna turn into another anti- Trump tirade??

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (z3FcL)


=====


David Ortiz is mort?

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (WqPYg)

58 Jane, did you hear from Tami? I e-mailed her last night and said you were looking for her.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 07:36 PM (sdi6R)


Yes, and thanks! I also got her email from Ben Had and bluebell. Damn Windows 10 to hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (ptqGC)

59 'If this s**t doesn't stop I'm quitting this damn show. I can't take this much more,' Behar allegedly fumed.

Yeah, bitch, you can join all of your fellow travelers moving to Canada, or Australia, or East F***istan. The truth is that you have no discernible talent, and no other job prospects, so just shut your whore mouth you dessicated old bat.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

60 Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:29 PM (MRWHf)

Check the previous thread.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (f3oO4)

61 Her hate is Speech, your speech is Hate.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (oVJmc)

62 A soucrotch is like a souwester. Either a crotch bearing oily flaps to protect against weather, or the misty dank breeze of crotch from which it derives.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (u2aPA)

63 That program was playing while in the waiting room for some needle-stick or another and the woman next to me was in agreement with Behar.

She looked to me for a sympathetic ear and I simply deadpanned, "You don't want to talk to me."

Should they continue, I'll be happy to prove my theory.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (Ckg4U)

64 I don't even get why we pay any attention to this shit? It's like talking about Hot Air etc. etc. Ignore it. I mean unless they are sending ordinance into your line. Otherwise. Meh. Ignore them and let them go the way of the weakly standurd.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (nAeGR)

65 The thing is, Meggie wasn't even defending Trump, whom she hates. She just didn't want him brought up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

66 Well does Joy have some kind of #meToo dirt on the shows producers or could she find herself off of the show? I mean the producers may want to go with a pretty fresh faced young thing as one of the commie voices. Most young journolists are thoroughly indoctrinated after all.

Posted by: paleRider at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (eASYU)

67 It never occurred to me to get wasted and have someone hold my hair back while I puked my guts out. But I guess that's just me and 99% of most normal Americans.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)


Looking at Daddy's Not at All Little Girl she does nothing in moderation, except exercise. I hope Domenech likes 'em zaftig because Mega has put on at least one growth ring since tying the knot.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (y7DUB)

68 Man, I am rusty as can be at

this

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM


Remedial edumacation lesson:

Start italics [i]
Stop italics [/i]
Start bold [b]
Stop bold [/b]
Start underline [u]
Stop underline [/u]
Start strikethrough [s]
Stop strikethrough [/s]

Nice to 'see' you again.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (e7O7B)

69 59 Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:38 PM (T6t7i)

I'm serious Pep, what precisely has Joy(less) Bexar done to merit being on an even less funny femynyst version of "Hollywood Squares" where Z listers go to die?

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (qt4GF)

70 "Joy"!

Ha fvckin' Ha! Should be called 'Bilious'.

I mean, if Stormy Daniels was named 'Prudence'.

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (s0pjO)

71 So is Poppy's funeral just gonna turn into another anti- Trump tirade??

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:35 PM (z3FcL)

It will be the kick-off to either Jeb! or G. Prescott Bush 2020. The dynasty must continue.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

God help me, as if I need another reason to arm up.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (z3FcL)

72 Didn't Allahpundit have a crush on Meggie Mac? I know he did with Kirsten Powers (and boy has she ever gone off the deep end lately.)

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (NtglE)

73 64
I don't even get why we pay any attention to this shit? It's like talking about Hot Air etc.


So true, they are trying so hard to be Little Green Footballs

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (UaNIj)

74 9
The left doesn't want dialog they want control and they want to get it by brute force.


It's as simple as that.

The experiment is over, the compact is no more.

These fuckers will not relent they must be smashed.


Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:31 PM (qxq6t)


=====


Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (WqPYg)

75 Joy Behar would have made a far better Captain Marvel than Brie Larson. Joy has three facial expressions - mad, screaming mad, and homicidal mad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (CPchy)

76 Naming her 'Joy' was quite a bold move on her parents' part.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (lK7fO)

77 I'm at my wits' end with this entitled b***h.

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JOY BEHAR IS THE MOST ENTITLED BITCH AROUND.

Posted by: BEN PEEBLESBERGER at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (oVJmc)

78 68 Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 07:39 PM (e7O7B)

I think Firefox must have dumped my old settings.<>
The lines used to break automatically.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (qt4GF)

79 " The left doesn't want dialog they want control and they want to get it by brute force.


It's as simple as that.

The experiment is over, the compact is no more.

These fuckers will not relent they must be smashed."

This explains cucks, really. They know if they step one foot over the permitted opposition boundary they will be crushed like bugs. With federal agents and local police ready to enforce the Left's speech rules, it's hard to argue the cucks' analysis is wrong even if they are abject cowards and traitors.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM (iw59Q)

80 I mean, if Stormy Daniels was named 'Prudence'.

Chastity.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM (lK7fO)

81 >>.I don't even get why we pay any attention to this shit? It's like talking about Hot Air etc. etc. Ignore it. I mean unless they are sending ordinance into your line. Otherwise. Meh.

i put up this kind of post late in the day for humor value.

but I don't think "ignoring them" works. We're not the ones watching this show. Our ignoring it does not make other people stop watching it. we cannot watch it -1 times to cancel out someone watching it once.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

82 Is Joy Behar gonna have to choke a bitch?

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM (KCxuz)

83 Enough already! Enough already! I'm not playing nice any longer,' Behar shouted,

really? So all these years, THAT is "playing nice?"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (UsCnO)

84 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:34 PM (ptqGC)

Lost my dad at 75, way too young, but getting black-out drunk never crossed my mind. Of course, being a McCain means never having to say you're sane!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (f3oO4)

85 "Joy Behar has an estimated net worth of $8 million"

I don't know whether to complain that the 8 mil is undeserved, or to laugh at how little that is in the infotainment world.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (yQpMk)

86 *waves to Sven*

The place is going downhill, no one has broke a thousand posts a week much less two thousand since we did it....

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (CPchy)

87 I'll say it again - Joy Behar looks like a woman who uses way too much perfume.

Posted by: weew at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (gk7if)

88 Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.

===

Hahahahahaha!!!!

Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (XZ3Gp)

89 OT: Lisa Boothe looked exceedingly fine on the Five today. She appears to be able to unhinge her jaw like a snake. I'm not sure why that's sexy.

Protip: I'm lying

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

90 Women running the world makes me shudder just to think about it.

We can't even get along in our own families.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (MRWHf)

91 New Firefox has screwed up all my connections, no longer even works on WSJ comment section.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (UaNIj)

92 This explains cucks, really. They know if they step one foot over the permitted opposition boundary they will be crushed like bugs. With federal agents and local police ready to enforce the Left's speech rules, it's hard to argue the cucks' analysis is wrong even if they are abject cowards and traitors.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM (iw59Q)

Social Credit Scores, coming to a town near YOU!

Posted by: Big Data at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (NgKpN)

93
I'm sure the employment opportunities for a 76 year old entitled woman like 'Joy' are boundless.

Do it! Show 'em, Joy.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (e7O7B)

94 These fuckers will not relent they must be smashed.


Just once before I die I'd like to hear a cheerleading squad use that line. High school football in Texas.

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (786Ro)

95 Behar is so full of herself and her opinions. Unless, of course, she was talking about pollution. She should never, ever be interrupted while talking about something as important as pollution.

Posted by: FireHorse at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (T9f3V)

96 No Joy from Behar ... the true pretentious bitch.


Fortunately a calmer nitwit prevailed and took them to commercial ... Whoopi, the one that doesn't believe we landed on the moon ... "the flag was waving in the wind, how dum you think we bitches be?"

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (Cus5s)

97 Meg is plump but pretty. Better than thin and skeletal like Terminator wife.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (HtsKA)

98 i put up this kind of post late in the day for humor value.



but I don't think "ignoring them" works. We're not the ones watching
this show. Our ignoring it does not make other people stop watching it.
we cannot watch it -1 times to cancel out someone watching it once.





Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM (PbpT7)


You'd be surprised (or perhaps not) how many empty-headed wymyn and soy-soaked myn get their "news" from crap like The View.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

99 What bout twitter, ace.... seriously... will boycotting it help, or not???
I see arguing that two ways....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (ffWPP)

100

Joy! Is that MY squid you have in your ass? SQUIDY!!!!

Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (99XcV)

101 @21
Is brass a precious metal?

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (qxq6t)

102 The place is going downhill, no one has broke a thousand posts a week much less two thousand since we did it....
Posted by: Anna Puma


yeah, true dat. now some laggers and losers hit the leader board at measly 300 +...

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (bUjCl)

103 According to the 3.5 monster manual, a behar is a bloated serpentine quasi-draconic beast with a lot of little grabby limbs. Capable of dislocating its jaw and discharging lightning. Screechy.

Oh, wait, that's a behir. Same diff.

Posted by: Sporkatus at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (u2aPA)

104 I mean, if Stormy Daniels was named 'Prudence'.



Chastity.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

105
One or the other.


The other, ace. Definitely the other.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (XdWyA)

106 86 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (CPchy)

Ah, but the sound to noise is much higher in my absence at any rate.
I need to brush up on my Farsi.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (qt4GF)

107 Joy has three facial expressions - mad, screaming mad, and homicidal mad.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR)


You forgot "Luca Brazi" with a garotte around his neck.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (T6t7i)

108 I think Firefox must have dumped my old settings.
The lines used to break automatically.
Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (qt4GF)


I think this is an interaction between the browsers you use, the "latest" Pixy software, and the last meal the hamsters had!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (f3oO4)

109 101 Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (qxq6t)

Yes, so is lead.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (qt4GF)

110 And then there's Joy Reid.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

111 Cluck! CLUCK! CLUCK - KABOOM!

Posted by: BITCH ALL UP IN MY SHIT! at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (Z9C5C)

112 > Is a soucrotch like the sous chef? A secondary crotch?

Sous = "under" in French. "Sous chef" = "underchef"

So a "sous crotch" would be an undercrotch. Basically, a taint.

And now I've been forced to think about Joy BeWhore's taint.

Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at December 04, 2018 07:44 PM (W2EFj)

113 101 @21
Is brass a precious metal?
Posted by: Kreplach

When combined with lead and nitrated carbons, yes, yes it is.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (99XcV)

114 Is brass a precious metal?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (qxq6t)
!
Only if it's reloadable

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (f3oO4)

115
You can't spell "rehab" without "behar". Just sayin'

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (XdWyA)

116 but I don't think "ignoring them" works. We're not the ones watching this show. Our ignoring it does not make other people stop watching it. we cannot watch it -1 times to cancel out someone watching it once.

Posted by: ace at December 04, 2018 07:41 PM

I suppose it's like watching a car accident.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (nAeGR)

117 Fuck it. McCain should've just started throwing shots at her screech ugly mug and beat her to a pulp. Ratings gold!

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (sf1AO)

118 101 @21
Is brass a precious metal?
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (qxq6t)

Well, the brass mines in Africa are continually delving deeper.... down into Balrog territory....

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (ffWPP)

119 The Behar first appeared in Lost Caverns of Tsojcanth and later Monster Manual II, as a magically altered Bullette that could screech once per day as an area-of-effect attack not unlike a sonic version of dragonbreath.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (H5knJ)

120 Whoopi looks like she goes through the cast-offs in the dumpster behind Good Will.


I remain gobsmacked at the attractive men she's been involved with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

121 Or we'd have constant wars and nuclear exchanges because "dat bitch think she cute."

At least in the process there would be scrapping and ripping at garments and a boobeh would pop out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (t6MX/)

122 Farsi? Darn all I got is a Dari phrasebook.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (CPchy)

123 115 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:45 PM (XdWyA)

You win the thread, I can not retire to my cage.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (qt4GF)

124
Sven used to keep me comfortably out of the wall of shame.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (e7O7B)

125 Reminder #415: Joy Behar once taught public school.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

126 You can't spell "rehab" without "behar". Just sayin'
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018

Can you imagine being married to that? There's not enough tequila in all of Mexico or enough Xanax in Hillary's medicine cabinet to get me through that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (nAeGR)

127 Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no declared wars.

===

Hahahahahaha!!!!
Posted by: @votermom @vm pimping great books usually free or sale at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (XZ3Gp)

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (f3oO4)

128 122 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (CPchy)

I don't need fluency, I just need to hear it again like Han Solo and Chewbacca.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (qt4GF)

129 I don't think "ignoring them" works.

They're the ones providing cover. Can't ignore them.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (lK7fO)

130 A boobeh pop out?

A nuclear tipped boobeh?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (CPchy)

131
Whose bitches be dese?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (XdWyA)

132 Joy Behar is the screaming bitch-voice of all the furious undereducated, irrational, illogical, post-menopausal entitlsed wymynz THAT HATE MEN!

She's ugly on the outside, too.

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (s0pjO)

133 > Meg is plump but pretty.

Yeah, she'd be well within the target zone of a lot of guys.

Plus she's filthy rich, is opposed to murdering babies, seems to have a reasonably pleasant personality, and otherwise believes in American values.

Wife material for you younger guys.


Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (W2EFj)

134 Didn't Allahpundit have a crush on Meggie Mac?

Yes and it was about as one sided as Alabama versus Kent State. Completely embarrassing to observe and made me think that finding one of HA's vaunted open enrollment windows was one of the least productive uses of my non work time possible, which was subsequently confirmed.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (y7DUB)

135 I've never understood the appeal of tv shows focused on one asshole in a position of power acting like an asshole to their subordinates. Simon Cowell, Gordon Ramsay, Trump in The Apprentice, various reality shows, etc. Don't people get enough of this in their everyday lives, or do they simply get off on watching it happen to someone else from the safety of their own couches?

Posted by: Xander Crews at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (miXS6)

136 Women running the world makes me shudder just to think about it.

We can't even get along in our own families.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:42 PM (MRWHf)

During the Kavanaugh hearings I learned my daughter is a feminist.

*bangs head on steering wheel*

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (z3FcL)

137 *now retire to my cage....

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (qt4GF)

138 81. That's why I'm glad Meggie's there to push back against the crones. It shows the audience there's a counterpoint to Joyless.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (HtsKA)

139 yeah, true dat. now some laggers and losers hit the leader board at measly 300 +...
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 07:43 PM (bUjCl)

---------------

I hit #4 on the Wall of Shame with 288 posts a little over a week ago.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (ffYR/)

140 Rehab?

So Amy Winehouse as a corpse is better looking than Joy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (CPchy)

141 That Abby Huntsman really ads gravitas to the show, I guess. /s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

142 And now I've been forced to think about Joy BeWhore's taint.

Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe
________

No, that was a choice. Even as you put those words right in front of me, prompting an instant, automatic visualization, I had a choice. Despite your attempt at unthinkable imagery, I consciously decided to think about the pigeons that Mike Tyson is raising and caring for.

You see, I control what goes through my mind. Just because you and others try to get me to think of Joy Beh--

-- Ogod, those poor birds....

Posted by: FireHorse at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (T9f3V)

143 Nuclear War? Cool.

Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (XlbwU)

144 Whatever happened to John Huntsman anyway???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (ffWPP)

145 140 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (CPchy)

Joy(less) Bexar binge drinks when under stress.....

*crisco she drinks crisco

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (qt4GF)

146
Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.


Or we'd have constant wars and nuclear exchanges because "dat bitch think she cute."


One or the other.
--
So I ask you, what was behind the door, the lady or the tiger?

Posted by: Revenant at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (bD2Jh)

147 Yeah, she'd be well within the target zone of a lot of guys.



Plus she's filthy rich, is opposed to murdering babies, seems to
have a reasonably pleasant personality, and otherwise believes in
American values.



Wife material for you younger guys.







Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM (W2EFj)

My lawyer's daughter met her and traveled a summer with her. Said she was dumb as a rock.
The daughter herself is not a very bright bulb, just saying, an airhead telling me met another airhead.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (UaNIj)

148 Dat bitch think she cute
wee upe wee upe
Dat bitch think she cute
Cut dat bitch

Posted by: Penny at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (aUP71)

149 During the Kavanaugh hearings I learned my daughter is a feminist.

*bangs head on steering wheel*
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (z3FcL)

---

Join the club.

Haven't spoken to her in a few weeks now.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (MRWHf)

150 Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 07:47 PM

LOL. I remember that, they had an open enrollment thingy and I got in. Then I wondered why I even ever cared, then they went to the FB platform (which I refuse to get) and cared less and less. Then they kept going further NT and my give o' fuck meter was beyond empty and I've never been back.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (nAeGR)

151
Michigan dinosaur John Dingell wants to abolish the Senate. Good luck: two-thirds vote of each house and three-quarters of the state legislatures.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (LsBY9)

152 Nuclear War? Cool.
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (XlbwU)


As long as we only use this power against our domestic enemies...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (f3oO4)

153 20 years on the view, can anybody quote one funny thing she said?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (qSAvO)

154 144 Whatever happened to John Huntsman anyway???
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (ffWPP)

His hot as fuck daughter replaced him.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (rwVFm)

155
Whatever happened to John Huntsman anyway???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM


he's modelling shoes for the new J.Peterman catalog

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (KCxzN)

156 Jon Meade Huntsman Jr. (born March 26, 1960) is an American businessman, diplomat, politician, and the current Ambassador of the United States to Russia, serving since October 2017. You may now continue.

Posted by: @SOEarpiece at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (yQpMk)

157 i have only been allotted so many breaths. none of them will ever be fucked away on that pile of shit called the view. zero fucks given if they were nuked on live tv by eric swallowell. i have more feelings for my dirty socks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (KP5rU)

158 141
That Abby Huntsman really ads gravitas to the show, I guess. /s


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

Someone has to hold back a sister's hair when said sister pukes.


I learned that in Utah growing up.

Posted by: Abby Huntsman at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (UsCnO)

159 So a tanker truck of Crisco?

Bet diesel is cheaper by the gallon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (CPchy)

160 What a world we live in when Megan McCain is a "conservative:.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (ARUkE)

161 There's an actual Mr. Joy Behar:

https://tinyurl.com/yddtvlmq

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (ptqGC)

162 "Didn't Allahpundit have a crush on Meggie Mac? I know he did with Kirsten Powers (and boy has she ever gone off the deep end lately.)

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:40 PM (NtglE)"

Ugh, you're kidding, right? That's threesome is too tough to think about.

Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (OjnQU)

163 Michigan dinosaur John Dingell wants to abolish the Senate.


Only till the Dems win it back.

Posted by: Hands at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (786Ro)

164
I hit #4 on the Wall of Shame with 288 posts a little over a week ago.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (ffYR/)


Don't let anybody disparage your accomplishment - put it on your resume! Employers appreciate such initiative!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (XdWyA)

165 120 Whoopi looks like she goes through the cast-offs in the dumpster behind Good Will.


I remain gobsmacked at the attractive men she's been involved with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
- Ted Danson

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (s0pjO)

166 Eventually her hate will turn Joy into Gollum

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (/rm4P)

167
To the Left, anyone to the right of Pol Pot is a conservative.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9)

168 144 Whatever happened to John Huntsman anyway???
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (ffWPP)

Trump sent him to China?

Posted by: Penny at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (aUP71)

169 159 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM (CPchy)

She's as serious an advocate on the evils of capitalism as Sally Strouthers was for global hunger.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (qt4GF)

170 Another chinless dude.

Figures.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (MRWHf)

171 UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

This shit is getting real.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (XlbwU)

172 Whatever happened to John Huntsman anyway???

Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (ffWPP)



PDT's ambassador to Russia.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (ptqGC)

173 153
20 years on the view, can anybody quote one funny thing she said?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (qSAvO)

One funny thing? We'd be happy at a complete sentence.

Posted by: the View producers at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (UsCnO)

174 UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

This shit is getting real.



First come, then take.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

175 Adolph Hitler was really a woman.

Posted by: Some Historian. at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (1o9xi)

176 Sally Strouthers?

Has Joy starred on an episode of South Park yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (CPchy)

177 Meghan passed plump a while ago. I honestly thought she was pregnant and that's why she and Domenech quietly got married in a hurry.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (4thlk)

178 There's an actual Mr. Joy Behar:

https://tinyurl.com/yddtvlmq
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM

Not clicking it but there's a "man" I could never respect, I mean when you're married to a harpie like that. Nope.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 07:53 PM (nAeGR)

179
There's an actual Mr. Joy Behar:

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 07:51 PM


Yup, the porn stash look never goes out of fashion.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (e7O7B)

180 Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.


Or we'd have constant wars and nuclear exchanges because "dat bitch think she cute."


One or the other.
--
So I ask you, what was behind the door, the lady or the tiger?
Posted by: Revenant at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (bD2Jh)

As Exhibit 1 I give you... Queen Elizabeth the 1st.

We burn.

Posted by: Big Data at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (NgKpN)

181 > There's an actual Mr. Joy Behar:

Bets on who wears the strap-on in that relationship?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (W2EFj)

182 There's an actual Mr. Joy Behar:

Does he blink out "kill me" in Morse code?

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (sf1AO)

183 162 Posted by: Boswell at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (OjnQU)

No, AP(the answer to a question unasked) has his odd fetishistic whimsical flights of fancy....
he also has a man crush on the Dude who thinks he is a chick who flogged Lil Uncle Ben Shapiro

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (qt4GF)

184
UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

You and whose army?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (LsBY9)

185 Whatever happened to John Huntsman anyway???
Posted by: kraken at December 04, 2018 07:49 PM (ffWPP)

Trump sent him to China?
Posted by: Penny at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (aUP71)

Much more better - Russia. No really. Ambassador to Russia.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

186 Yup, the porn stash look never goes out of fashion.



Try my pillow!

Posted by: Mike Lindell at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

187 171
UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

This s*** is getting real.


Oh no! Whatever will we do?
**fans himself**

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (T6t7i)

188
153 20 years on the view, can anybody quote one funny thing she said?
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 07:50 PM (qSAvO)


"Oooh, I wet 'em!"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (XdWyA)

189 I could never figured out why Trump sent Huntsman to Russia, he speaks fluent Chinese. Why not China?

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (UaNIj)

190 How does the view stay on tv?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (Fh8wK)

191 OK let's get rid of teh senate. But as a replacement we expand the house to the number of US counties and each county gets 1 Rep.

Deal Dingel?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (ARUkE)

192 > UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

I require that they blow me.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (W2EFj)

193 I hit #4 on the Wall of Shame with 288 posts a little over a week ago.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 07:48 PM (ffYR/)

Don't let anybody disparage your accomplishment - put it on your resume! Employers appreciate such initiative!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (XdWyA)

-----------------



"Let's hire this guy! He'll be at his desk all day, shitposting on some blog!".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (ffYR/)

194 189 Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (UaNIj)

Orange Toupee Weasel has a sense of humor.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (qt4GF)

195 *types*
*deletes*

We won't ask what is ribbed for Joy's pleasure now will we?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (CPchy)

196 171 UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

This shit is getting real.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (XlbwU)

---

Dear UN,

Require "this".

*Raises middle finger*

Sincerely,

Trump's America

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (MRWHf)

197
UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".


Fook off, you fookin' globalist fook.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (XdWyA)

198

UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changes in economies and society".

Sorry about that, Chief!

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (aKsyK)

199 190
How does the view stay on tv?

Posted by: Nevergiveup


I suspect that there is a virtual 1:1 correspondence between View watchers and Hillary supporters.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

200 190 How does the view stay on tv?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (Fh8wK)

___

Same answer to the question "How did Obama win 2 elections?"

Many many many yuuuugely stupid people in this nation.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (ARUkE)

201 "but I'm at my wits' end with this entitled..."

------------------------

Considering the lack of wits, not unexpected.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (WEBkv)

202 How does the view stay on tv?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM

Hellloooo!

Posted by: Soyboys, Unemployed millenials, loser scrunts at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (nAeGR)

203 72 IrishEi

God memory. Yes he did have an incredible yearning for Megan McCain or her tilts. Not sure of his priority there.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (hyuyC)

204 I got yer deep change, ritecheer!

*jersey crotch salute*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (yQpMk)

205 4 Well.... Kid Rock was right again...

Go figure...
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 07:30 PM (NgKpN)

He should have run for Senator in my state. I still have his bumper sticker on my truck.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (kiSdp)

206 Sadly, my daughter is the typical clueless Millennial that Democrats like to prey on and support their policies.

Hence her comment during the midterms:

"I sure ain't voting for that Kavanaugh guy."

*bangs head again*

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (z3FcL)

207 How does the view stay on tv?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 07:55 PM (Fh8wK)

How did O'Barky get re-elected?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (f3oO4)

208 UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changes in economies and society".

Step One: Get rid of the UN

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (sf1AO)

209 A nice big spit of Red Man on the UN Chiefs shoes comes to mind.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (HNU3P)

210 >>Does he blink out "kill me" in Morse code?

If I had to listen to that voice on a daily basis I'd take myself out.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

211

Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.



Another one of those horseshit assertions that smug assholes make with the knowledge that they'll never have to prove it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

212 Yes he did have an incredible yearning for Megan McCain or her tilts.

Spelling error, or simple physics due to center of gravity?

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

213 20 years on the view, can anybody quote one funny thing she said?

Posted by: Tinfolbaby
________

There was that one time -- it was hilarious -- I think it was six, maybe seven years ago -- I laugh just thinking about it -- she said --

-- nope, wait -- that was Margaret Cho who said that. Never mind.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (T9f3V)

214
We won't ask what is ribbed for Joy's pleasure now will we?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 07:56 PM (CPchy)


Bone-in fried chicken breasts.

Platter upon platter of bone-in fried chicken breasts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (XdWyA)

215 209 A nice big spit of Red Man on the UN Chiefs shoes comes to mind.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (HNU3P)

---

*grins*

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (MRWHf)

216
UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changes in economies and society".

Bomb. China. Now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (LsBY9)

217 Sadly, my daughter is the typical clueless Millennial that Democrats like to prey on and support their policies.

Hence her comment during the midterms:

"I sure ain't voting for that Kavanaugh guy."

*bangs head again*
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM

You should have slammed your fist down and said, me either!

Posted by: Soyboys, Unemployed millenials, loser scrunts at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (nAeGR)

218 Check out this pic of Behar without makeup (if you're not eating dinner):

http://michaelshuemaker.com/blog/new/how-old-is-joy-behar-4.jpg

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (NtglE)

219 206 Sadly, my daughter is the typical clueless Millennial that Democrats like to prey on and support their policies.

__

Sad is right. 70-80% of millenial womYns say they are Democrats. That's fucking insane.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (ARUkE)

220 Michigan dinosaur John Dingell wants to abolish the Senate.

I honestly thought that cocksucker's been dead for a long time. He's kept a really low profile since getting caught siccing the Feds (probably Mueller's FBI) on some legit scientist, who probably contradicted one of the ignorant fuck's money wasting schemes, for falsifying data. He really dragged the poor guy through the muck, which was exposed by the pre Rupert WSJ. In a perfect world it would've shitcanned the rest of his time in elected office but...

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (y7DUB)

221 She seems nice.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (cYHwj)

222 A lot of chinless dudes walking around...

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (MRWHf)

223 Sadly, my daughter is the typical clueless Millennial that Democrats like to prey on and support their policies.

Hence her comment during the midterms:

"I sure ain't voting for that Kavanaugh guy."

*bangs head again*
Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 07:57 PM (z3FcL)

*bursts into tears*

Posted by: The Founders at December 04, 2018 08:00 PM (tYPH9)

224 Hate, nastiness and ugly didn't make Joy what she is today. It was gin and mishandled vegetables.

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 08:00 PM (Z9C5C)

225 If I were married to Behar....please I would hope one of you good people would put me out of my misery

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:00 PM (Fh8wK)

226 171 UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

This shit is getting real.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Moar Global Warming! at December 04, 2018 07:52 PM (XlbwU)


Yes, you lound-eyes knock youselfs out. HAHAHAHA.

Posted by: China at December 04, 2018 08:00 PM (sdi6R)

227 You want sexbots
You'll settle for Kate Upton clones
Instead you'll get Robo-Hillary v6,9

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:01 PM (CPchy)

228 And Meghan McCain is the conservative

Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 08:01 PM (bQtop)

229 218
Check out this pic of Behar without makeup (if you're not eating dinner):


Alright, who the hell stole my knitting needles?

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:01 PM (T6t7i)

230 Posted by: The Founders at December 04, 2018 08:00 PM (tYPH9)

IF you can keep it!

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at December 04, 2018 08:01 PM (f3oO4)

231 Sad is right. 70-80% of millenial womYns say they are Democrats. That's fucking insane.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (ARUkE)

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And if you believe differently, no more time with the gbabies for you.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:01 PM (MRWHf)

232 in a sane society these bitches would be in high chairs, sucking on huge multi colored lollypops for an hour. anything more than that is beyong their comprehension level. each one of them deserves nothing but scorn and derision. they're fucking evil.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM (KP5rU)

233 And Meghan McCain is the conservative
Posted by: Tinfolbaby at December 04, 2018 08:01 PM (bQtop)

Sigh
And she is also the one saying not to attack a sitting President at a Funeral?????? Short memory, big sloppy tits

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM (Fh8wK)

234 I saw a clip of this somewhere. Maybe the Daily Caller? Anyway as I would rather have dental work while having a colonoscopy than watch this shit show I will say this. Yoj Rehab is exactly why. I'd eat a bullet if I was married to that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM (nAeGR)

235 Check out this pic of Behar without makeup (if you're not eating dinner):



http://michaelshuemaker.com/blog/new/how-old-is-joy-behar-4.jpg

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (NtglE)


Great googly moogly. My eyes!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM (ptqGC)

236 212
Yes he did have an incredible yearning for Megan McCain or her tilts.

Spelling error, or simple physics due to center of gravity?


Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 07:58 PM (T6t7i)

I'd windmill at those tilts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM (t6MX/)

237 NGU, if you were married to Behar you'd be sucking on that nitrous mask all day long.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (HNU3P)

238 Trump sent John Huntsman to Siberia, too funny

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (/rm4P)

239 My daughter in law, a self centered woman with a great job, believes she pretty much knows everything in the world and democrats must rule the world.


Poor son.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (UaNIj)

240 Anyway as I would rather have dental work while having a colonoscopy


Ya know I could arrange for 1/2 of that...the other half? Call roto rutter

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (Fh8wK)

241 I got thoroughly shit faced about seven months after my wife died. It wasn't so much directly connected as a whole bunch of things coming together.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (ca5Wn)

242 The Nashville Xmas parade organizers reach out to Kid Rock with a heartfelt apology in 3 2 1 never...

For saying "Screw that Joy Behar bitch" on Fox and Friends.

Um, not with this dick, Kid.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (Z4rgH)

243 Short memory, big sloppy tits
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM (Fh8wK)

That combination does work on occasion.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (z3FcL)

244

As we all are keenly aware, no queen has ever started a war in the history of ever. *eyeroll*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (HaL55)

245
"I sure ain't voting for that Kavanaugh guy."

Don't be so tough on yourself. Almost everyone here didn't vote for Kavanaugh either.

Personally, I thought his beer consumption lacked sufficient exuberance.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (e7O7B)

246 I've never watched The View. Do they call it that because of the one eyeball they all have to share?

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (UdKB7)

247 NGU, if you were married to Behar you'd be sucking on that nitrous mask all day long.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (HNU3P)

Or the muzzle of my Glock

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (Fh8wK)

248 http://michaelshuemaker.com/blog/new/how-old-is-joy-behar-4.jpg

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Lord,

Thank you for not making me look hideous.

Amen.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (MRWHf)

249 Joy married a nice, Jewish boy. Steve Janowitz. They dated/lived together 29 years. He had 29 years to escape/kill himself.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

250 Did she ask "Who's bitch is this?"

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (Izzlo)

251
In a perfect world it would've shitcanned the rest of his time in elected office but...
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 07:59 PM (y7DUB)


Nope. And then they elected his wife to his seat when he retired. Ann Fookin' Arbor. It does my burnt cinder of a heart good whenever Ohio State kicks the Wolverines asses.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (XdWyA)

252 Boadicea you say?

"Never heard of it," Charlie Gibson.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (CPchy)

253 I got thoroughly shit faced about seven months after my wife died. It wasn't so much directly connected as a whole bunch of things coming together.
Posted by: Northernlurker at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (ca5Wn)

"Funny" how that works.

Posted by: COmrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (f3oO4)

254 I thought The View was cancelled years ago.

Learn something new every day ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (j0Is4)

255 I'd windmill at those tilts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM

I hadn't seen Meggy Mac for a while. Far be it from me to disparage anyone's body, but damn girl! If you're gonna be on TV maybe cut back on the carbs. She got back and front.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:05 PM (nAeGR)

256 237
NGU, if you were married to Behar you'd be sucking on that nitrous mask all day long.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:03 PM (HNU3P)

AND giving himself a root canal everyday.
Happy Haunnakah!

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:05 PM (UaNIj)

257 man, Christmas dinner is gonna be FUN bc I was thinking about who the audience to this show is...right? It's just a bunch of aunts and other hags, right?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:05 PM (7J5t2)

258 Only once in a blue moon happen to be at a job where it is on tv, only time I see it.

Posted by: Skip at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (/rm4P)

259 Another former View "conservative" is Nicole Wallace, MSDNC hag.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)

260 Great googly moogly. My eyes!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:02 PM
~~~~~

She kinda looks like a tranny doesn't she?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (NtglE)

261 but I don't think "ignoring them" works. We're not the ones watching this show. Our ignoring it does not make other people stop watching it. we cannot watch it -1 times to cancel out someone watching it once.

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it worked gangbusters for our dad's generation of conservatives who looked the other way as this shit and the general repopulation of America took place. Why should we pay attention?

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (7J5t2)

262 252
Boadicea you say?"Never heard of it," Charlie Gibson.


I have no difficulty whatsoever believing that.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (T6t7i)

263 Root canal five days before Christmas...

Yay me.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (MRWHf)

264 249 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

He lacked the self-respect to do so...
//Budd Philpott

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (qt4GF)

265 I saw that pic of a makeup-less Behar quite a while ago. To this day, whenever her rotten face is thrust into my view, I always remember that picture.

Whose face is worse without makeup...Kathy Griffin or Joyless Behar? That's a toughie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (JoUsr)

266 I thought The View was cancelled years ago.

Learn something new every day ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM

It's been cancelled at my house for years, as in. Under no circumstances will that garbage be on in my home. Signed. Me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (nAeGR)

267 "If women ran the world, we'd have no wars."

Nah, we'd go to war every month.

Posted by: TXNick77 at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (XTxQp)

268 I hadn't seen Meggy Mac for a while. Far be it from me to disparage anyone's body, but damn girl! If you're gonna be on TV maybe cut back on the carbs. She got back and front.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:05 PM (nAeGR)

--------------

She was pleasingly plump until she got married, then came the great balooning. Pretty face though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (ffYR/)

269 Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

Unfortunately I believe she was raised Catholic. Grrrrrrrr....

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (kiSdp)

270 She kinda looks like a tranny doesn't she?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (NtglE)

No, she sort of looks like an old Jewish scolding woman. AKA, Woody Allen's grandmother in Manhattan, eat your food!

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (UaNIj)

271 Let's,settle this la mujer on la mujer ....

Tit-Off!

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (FUJZT)

272 Rumor is Comey is to be questioned about Brett Kimberlin and a Chalupa. via GP

Supposedly was working with DoJ during the election.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (1g7ch)

273 when i first heard about this...i thought good for meghan....then i remembered how at her own father's funeral she spewed her hatred toward DJT.....so she can stfu.....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (0O7c5)

274 Didn't she have a baby recently, hence the weight gain? Or am I thinking of a different "conservative" daughter of a dead "conservative" Senator?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (ARUkE)

275 She kinda looks like a tranny doesn't she?

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (NtglE)


Steve Tyler in drag.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (Z4rgH)

276
A Dingell has held the same House seat for the last 85 years.

John, Sr. - 1933-1955
John, Jr. - 1955-2015
Debbie - 2015-present

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (LsBY9)

277 I am not clicking on that link to Joy's unvarnished image... what I am imagining is from Life Force when that guy wakes up looking like a skeletal mummy.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM (CPchy)

278
Root canal five days before Christmas...



Yay me.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (MRWHf)


Modern root canals aren't that bad. I had one several years ago and felt nothing.

I'm waiting till after the first of the year to see a periodontist about a molar that needs surgery around the gum. Can't wait. /s

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM (ptqGC)

279 Nah, we'd go to war every month.

Posted by: TXNick77 at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (XTxQp)

Until all women in the world got their periods synced?

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM (UaNIj)

280 267 "If women ran the world, we'd have no wars."

Nah, we'd go to war every month.
Posted by: TXNick77 at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (XTxQp)

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Pfft.

Those of us going through menopause will just let loose the entire nuclear arsenal and laugh.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM (MRWHf)

281 If you are married to Behar: Dude (or Lady, I guess these days) just remember the Hemingway escape is just a double barrel away.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM (cYHwj)

282 Whose face is worse without makeup...Kathy Griffin or Joyless Behar? That's a toughie.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:07

Griffin, just because I saw pictures of her dismembered ass and rest of her excuse for a body. Plastic surgery fail of epic proportions. I mean, alien looking shit. Whomever did her plastic surgery should be put in jail.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM (nAeGR)

283 The irony of one entitled bitch calling another entitled bitch an "entitled bitch" is OUTSTANDING!

So much for tolerance.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (2BPRE)

284 Its almost like Kid Rock was right about this broad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (39g3+)

285 The nuclear winters will cure the night sweats and hot flashes.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (MRWHf)

286 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM (LsBY9)

Serious you guys, dynasties are the way to go! After all, what could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: COmrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (f3oO4)

287 278
Root canal five days before Christmas...



Yay me.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM (MRWHf)

Modern root canals aren't that bad. I had one several years ago and felt nothing.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:09 PM

___

#MeToo

Had one 2 years ago, also right before Christmas. I was all freaked out about it and it was really a big meh. Didn't feel a thing, watched TV the whole time.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (ARUkE)

288
A Dingell has held the same House seat for the last 85 years.


And still there are some who insist that this country has no aristocracy.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (XdWyA)

289 the Hemingway escape is just a double barrel away.

"It worked for me"
--Kurt Cobain

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (39g3+)

290 I've got to go to my doctor's early tomorrow morning for lab work. I can't tell you how happy I am that this practice doesn't have TV's in the waiting room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (ptqGC)

291 Debbie - 2015-present
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM

Debbie Dingell? Seriously? Sounds like a low grade pron actress. Then again if she's a congress critter it's not that much of a stretch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (nAeGR)

292 God, I hopes whoever is getting that rootcanal visits netflix for some anti-rootcanal scare mongering. That one documentary I saw made me say "billionaire!, never get a root canal"

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (7J5t2)

293 the Hemingway escape is just a double barrel away.

"I was too much coward for even that way out, I had to wait until someone else did it"
--John Lennon

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (39g3+)

294 Serious you guys, dynasties are the way to go! After all, what could possibly go wrong?

The Romonovs and Hapsburgs?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (CPchy)

295 Imagine the next decade or so, with all the millenial entitled bitchez going menopausal? Many Joy!

Posted by: tumbleweed at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (s0pjO)

296

Nope. And then they elected his wife to his seat when he retired. Ann Fookin' Arbor. It does my burnt cinder of a heart good whenever Ohio State kicks the Wolverines asses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (XdWyA)

Yes, yes, yes, jumps joyfully.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (kiSdp)

297 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (39g3+)

Always have a back-up plan!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (f3oO4)

298 Have only seen short snippets (not including this one, not gonna do it), but that such a ridiculous collection of vapid ignorant airheads can be paid to parade their stupidity, and be watched, pretty much sums up the state of American civil society today.


Sad!


P.S. Der Trumpentwatter with a personal slam on Steve Hayes. Classic unimportant but hilarious Trump, punching waaaaay down, but making it look good.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (QDnY+)

299 OT: the video of Bob Dole saluting Bush is incredibly powerful and poignant.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

300 I saw a picture of Ellen in the DM once without the plaster job and it was scary fugly.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (HNU3P)

301 Another former View "conservative" is Nicole Wallace, MSDNC hag.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:06 PM (ptqGC)


I'm guessing it was that pudgy tub of goo, Rove, who put that worthless gash, along with other examples of human garbage like Steve Schmidt and TheRickWilson, in positions of responsibility in the GOP.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (y7DUB)

302 Whose face is worse without makeup...Kathy Griffin or Joyless Behar? That's a toughie.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM
~~~~~

For your viewing pleasure:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y772mfdp

Posted by: IrishEi at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (NtglE)

303 if women ran the world, there'd be no wars because we'd all have starved to death years ago.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (7J5t2)

304 Is brass a precious metal?

$1.25 lb. scrap

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (oFjTn)

305 I'd hit her....................with a Whoopee cushion full of
dynamite BLAM BOOM BOOF......

The view from here is fabulous no too tightly wound
hags around, Oh where am I...MARS,the only spot they have not infested.......

Posted by: saf at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (5IHGB)

306 Its almost like Kid Rock was right about this broad.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (39g3+)

Almost? Do I detect deliberate understatement?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (3sjI6)

307 291 Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (nAeGR)

Pron Queens get screwed for money sent by Americans.
CongressCritters Screw Americans out of their money.
*Similar* but not the *same.*

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (qt4GF)

308 The Romonovs and Hapsburgs?



The Clintons !


- HRC

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (bUjCl)

309 Debbie Dingleberry?

Who married John Smallberry

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (CPchy)

310 285
The nuclear winters will cure the night sweats and hot flashes.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:10 PM (MRWHf)

And the heat of a million Nagasakis still won't cure you of icicle feet.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (t6MX/)

311 @276
Walter Jones,Sr NC elected as democrat, 1966-1992
Walter Jones, Jr, elected 1992, as a Republican, still a democrat, still in office.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (UaNIj)

312 I brought up the "if women ruled the world there would be no wars" canard at the table in a family gathering and all the women broke out laughing so hard I feared it was a choking hazard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (39g3+)

313 The Romonovs and Hapsburgs?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (CPchy)

But in principle...

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (f3oO4)

314 Netflix???

Why would I give the Obama's my money?

Besides, I'm enrolled in the VA health care system.

What's scarier than that?

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (MRWHf)

315 OT: the video of Bob Dole saluting Bush is incredibly powerful and poignant.

--

It is. Very much so.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (JoUsr)

316 If Joy Behar actually leaves, they'll have to burn her chair. Anyone they hire to sit in that seat will slowly become Joy Behar.

Posted by: Stephen King, TV Producer at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (XlbwU)

317
A Dingell has held the same House seat for the last 85 years.

John, Sr. - 1933-1955
John, Jr. - 1955-2015
Debbie - 2015-present

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:08 PM


& after the new "independent commission" get's done with the gerrymandering, she'll be my rep

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (KCxzN)

318 And the heat of a million Nagasakis still won't cure you of icicle feet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 08:13 PM (t6MX/)

---

I wish I had icicle feet.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (MRWHf)

319 Repeated reelection of scum like Dingell, Conyers etc. was one reason I left that shithole called southeast Michigan.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (z3FcL)

320 The thing is, if Behar means this as some kind of threat: get rid of her or I quit... that's not any leverage. Without this show who is she and what does she have??

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (39g3+)

321 Well, Mueller is going to be issuing his recommendation for sentencing Gen. Michael Flynn. Even the FBI said he didn't lie.

After 30 years of serving his country, his life is ruined. He even lost his home.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

322
I think it's time to lawyer the fvck up. Wife can't leave work until she's drug tested for smoking weed.

While the rest of the staff is 99% Jamaican.

I exaggerate only slightly.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (e7O7B)

323 Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:07 PM

Dude. It sucks but it's better than what I did. I put it off, being MR. Cheap/Tough guy combo platter. Figured I could just deal with it. It got infected so bad I was begging them to do it! I didn't sleep for like 3 days the pain was so bad. I had to sit upright because any blood going to my head made it worse. I basically passed out when they gave me some pain meds as I hadn't slept or had any relief in so long. Woke up and was damn glad it was done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (nAeGR)

324 I saw a picture of Ellen in the DM once without the plaster job and it was scary fugly.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (HNU3P)

Doesn't Ellen Degenerate's haircut make her look like Dennis the Menace?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (3sjI6)

325 316 Posted by: Stephen King, TV Producer at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (XlbwU)

NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
//"The" Rick Wilson

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (qt4GF)

326 I wonder what would happen to a man who called a co-worker an "entitled little bit@#" .

Nah, I don't really wonder at all.


Posted by: cfo mom at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (RfzVr)

327
For your viewing pleasure:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/y772mfdp

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Holy mackerel!!

That is horrific. Nightmare horrific.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (JoUsr)

328 Debbie Dingell? Seriously? Sounds like a low grade pron actress. Then again if she's a congress critter it's not that much of a stretch.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (nAeGR)

Yes a former Government Motors PR flak recycles her fossilized husband's campaign signs and fools the mooks in Dearborn and People's Republik of a Ann Arbor.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (kiSdp)

329
299 OT: the video of Bob Dole saluting Bush is incredibly powerful and poignant.
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (T6t7i)


Rush talked about it as it happened. Dole no longer has the use of his legs. Great respect for his courage and this honor that he displayed to GHWB.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (XdWyA)

330 312 I brought up the "if women ruled the world there would be no wars" canard at the table in a family gathering and all the women broke out laughing so hard I feared it was a choking hazard.

====

yeah, there are two types of folks who say this:

1. beta males who ain't never actually known a woman...like known known.

2. clueless gray haired feminists who, truth be told, annoy the fuck out of other women.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (7J5t2)

331 OT: the video of Bob Dole saluting Bush is incredibly powerful and poignant.
Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (T6t7i)

Also

http://tinyurl.com/yd8gs2k4

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (f3oO4)

332 Whatever problems I have with Dole and the Bush family, those men served their country in its time of need and did it honorably. I have to respect that and their generation's values.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (39g3+)

333 What's worse than a root canal?

Needing one and not being able to get one.

Had a tooth go bad on me one weekend out of town. Had to spend 24 hours day and night sipping ice water to keep it numb.

Got emergency root canal the next morning after a drive home.

Then, when the novocaine started to wear off from that, the same tooth ON THE OTHER SIDE started the same damn thing.

Another emergency root canal the following morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (oVJmc)

334 A Dingell has held the same House seat for the last 85 years.
John, Sr. - 1933-1955
John, Jr. - 1955-2015
Debbie - 2015-present
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

That's an argument to abolish the House instead.

What Dingell really wants is the abolition of states and esp. the Electoral College. Then it's Rule-by- Big City Vote Fraud-forever.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (Ndje9)

335 We need to bring back the pejorative 'bint'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (cYHwj)

336 So is the Clinton degradation tour thing on tonight in Houston? Any moron know? Last I saw, it was going ahead. In a week in which several highly anticipated hearings dealing with critical national issues were postponed (and at least one similar media event, the raided whistleblower interview with Hannity - though as always it's not certain he'd actually get to say anything beyond "thanks for having me on, Sean!").


Shouldn't be a surprise, I guess. Part of being shameless is having zero self-awareness, something that both Clintons have always demonstrated. Amazing how two people could degrade and demean themselves, the country, and its institutions, almost non-stop, going on 30 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:17 PM (QDnY+)

337 335 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM (cYHwj)

We're Americans lad, she's a bunt.

Posted by: sven at December 04, 2018 08:17 PM (qt4GF)

338 Well, Mueller is going to be issuing his recommendation for sentencing Gen. Michael Flynn. Even the FBI said he didn't lie.

After 30 years of serving his country, his life is ruined. He even lost his home.

====

and he's the one person in the country who is too good for gofundme

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:17 PM (7J5t2)

339
"If women ran the world, we'd have no wars."

One of the genetic testing companies ran a commercial where a young black woman determined she is descended from an ancient African warrior queen.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (aKsyK)

340
We need to bring back the pejorative 'bint'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop


That and "slag" are in my armory.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (LsBY9)

341 Okay, time to do some writing.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (CPchy)

342 Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (KCxzN)

Who do you have now, Walberg?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (kiSdp)

343 Dude. It sucks but it's better than what I did. I put it off, being MR. Cheap/Tough guy combo platter. Figured I could just deal with it. It got infected so bad I was begging them to do it! I didn't sleep for like 3 days the pain was so bad. I had to sit upright because any blood going to my head made it worse. I basically passed out when they gave me some pain meds as I hadn't slept or had any relief in so long. Woke up and was damn glad it was done.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (nAeGR)

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Your hash is triggering me.

Seriously, two months I've had to wait.

Went to the emergency room last week just so I could get some antibiotics and painkillers.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (MRWHf)

344 Bob Dole says Bob Dole backed Trump. Trump acknowledged him at the inauguration.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (Ndje9)

345 Nope. And then they elected his wife to his seat when he retired. Ann Fookin' Arbor. It does my burnt cinder of a heart good whenever Ohio State kicks the Wolverines asses.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:04 PM (XdWyA)

Yes, yes, yes, jumps joyfully.
Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:11 PM (kiSdp)

I just wish my ex mother in law had been around the last 15 years or so to witness the loss to Appalachian State and the pummeling at the hands of the Buckeyes.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (z3FcL)

346
Who married John Smallberry
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 08:12 PM (CPchy)


John Smallberries

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (XdWyA)

347 The thing is, if Behar means this as some kind of threat: get rid of her or I quit... that's not any leverage. Without this show who is she and what does she have??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:14 PM (39g3+)

She means it about as much as some Hollyweird type threatening to move to Canada if Trump (fill-in-the-blanks).

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (3sjI6)

348 Well, Mueller is going to be issuing his recommendation for sentencing Gen. Michael Flynn. Even the FBI said he didn't lie.

After 30 years of serving his country, his life is ruined. He even lost his home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)

----------------

Mewler made bankrupting Flynn over nothing his warning to the World not to phuch with him, cuz you could be next.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (ffYR/)

349 Nagasaki's a nice little city. Lots of interesting history besides one very hot, very bright, very windy morning in 1945, too.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (QDnY+)

350 Just once before I die I'd like to hear a cheerleading squad use that line. High school football in Texas.

Likely an inner urban school. (unfortunately will be in Spanish)

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (lD3vL)

351 Mewler made bankrupting Flynn over nothing his warning to the World not to phuch with him, cuz you could be next.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (ffYR/)


Two Americas, two sets of laws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (ptqGC)

352 The good news is that, in PA, my state senator's son lost a race for his father's seat.

The bad news is that he lost to a woman who was endorsed by Obama.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (sdi6R)

353 Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM

Same here, see my post above to SMH (except for having the other side needed right away, holy shit!) My wife knows how high of a pain tolerance I have. She called and pretty much begged them to get me in. They did but it was dumb to put it off. Cost me a couple days work too.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (nAeGR)

354
yes, Walberg in MI7

I think dingle's district is east of US23; pretty sure Ypsilanti is in her district

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (KCxzN)

355 SMH, I've had several root canals and the good dentists have it down to a science, But you won't be eating steak for a few days.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

356 What's worse than a root canal?

Needing one and not being able to get one.

Had a tooth go bad on me one weekend out of town. Had to spend 24 hours day and night sipping ice water to keep it numb.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 04, 2018 08:16 PM


Yeah, inflammation is a bitch. You know what brings inflammation to it's knees? A single aspirin as close to the nerve as possible.

Elizabeth Warrens ancestors taught me this. While they chased prairie crabs away.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (e7O7B)

357 Well, Mueller is going to be issuing his recommendation for sentencing Gen. Michael Flynn. Even the FBI said he didn't lie.

After 30 years of serving his country, his life is ruined. He even lost his home.


I gotta believe that if the judge doesn't castigate Mueller and send Flynn away with not guilty ruling, PDTS is gonna pardon him and drop the redacted documents. I will be shocked if PDTS doesn't make this right for Flynn.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (PA/U2)

358 UN Climate Chief: "We REQUIRE deep changed in economies and society".

COME AT ME BRO!

Posted by: Max Power at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (q177U)

359 That and "slag" are in my armory.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (LsBY9)

That's a good one. What's a 'chav'? Heard it used, but only got something about low class?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (cYHwj)

360 Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM (z3FcL)

How you doin' man? I-75 north of Toledo is still a tank trap.

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:21 PM (kiSdp)

361 flynn should've gofunded himself and then do what the current guy did and sue mueller for suborning perjury

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:21 PM (7J5t2)

362 Mewler made bankrupting Flynn over nothing his warning to the World not to phuch with him, cuz you could be next.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (ffYR/)


Hey - we're a Nation of Laws. Try to pay attention.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 04, 2018 08:21 PM (nfE6n)

363

Mr. Dingle, the Strong

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0734593/

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 08:21 PM (aKsyK)

364 The stuff on Captain Marvel in the sidebar is kind of funny. It really does seem like they're hoping for her to be the equivalent of Wonder Woman and she's... not. Never has been and never will be. She's low tier. She's so low tier that she was used to make Rogue more interesting by giving her strength and flight.


I think the only version of Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel I've ever liked was in the Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoon. And that has almost everything to do with her being voiced by Jennifer Hale, who I could listen to reading a phone book.

Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM (WaxcS)

365 The problem with retard districts and their idiotic voting patterns is that they inflict the stupid and moral corruption on the rest of the nation. Maxine Waters wouldn't be elected in any sane district but now we all have to put up with her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM (39g3+)

366 Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (KCxzN)

Doesn't that symmetrical redistricting have to go through the state government first?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM (kiSdp)

367 355 SMH, I've had several root canals and the good dentists have it down to a science, But you won't be eating steak for a few days.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

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I have a feeling it's going to be an extraction.

I'm lucky like that.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM (MRWHf)

368 I've met Bush sr and Dole. Both were perfect gentlemen, but Dole was just a great guy, told jokes on himself. A true Mid West guy, unlike Bush, who was always checking out where you went to prep school.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM (UaNIj)

369 Went to the emergency room last week just so I could get some antibiotics and painkillers.
Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM

Yikes, hope it gets done ASAP! Call them and tell them to put you on the cancel list. It's like flying standby. Or in my case I eventually called (OK my wife did) and found a place that could get me in. Cost more money but, man, if it's that bad. Get in there and get that shit done.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)

370 I think the only version of Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel I've ever liked was in the Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoon. And that has almost everything to do with her being voiced by Jennifer Hale, who I could listen to reading a phone book.

I agree, but they got that cartoon very, very right. Then it was canceled right in the middle of a big building story because F you, we know better at marvel comics.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:23 PM (39g3+)

371 359
What's a 'chav'? Heard it used, but only got something about low class?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (cYHwj)


That's an English term for their underclass. Supposedly it stands for "Council Housing, Always Violent". (That's their version of Section .

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

372 Section 8 )

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 08:23 PM (sdi6R)

373 What's a 'chav'? Heard it used, but only got something about low class?

Yeah its basically white trash for England.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (39g3+)

374 I would bet that what ever Flynn's street address is it in a Trump real estate portfolio.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (HNU3P)

375 Two Americas, two sets of laws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (ptqGC)


Three Americas, three sets of laws:

1. Connected (and mostly Democrat) politicians
2. Protected classes (primarily immigrants and muz)
3. Worthless deplorable taxpaying citizens

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (f3oO4)

376 Yikes, hope it gets done ASAP! Call them and tell them to put you on the cancel list. It's like flying standby. Or in my case I eventually called (OK my wife did) and found a place that could get me in. Cost more money but, man, if it's that bad. Get in there and get that shit done.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 04, 2018 08:23 PM (nAeGR)

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VA doesn't exactly work that way.

lol

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (MRWHf)

377 Yeah, inflammation is a bitch. You know what brings
inflammation to it's knees? A single aspirin as close to the nerve as
possible.



Elizabeth Warrens ancestors taught me this. While they chased prairie crabs away.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (e7O7B)


Yeah, I'm having that problem with a molar on my lower right. I take really great care of my teeth, but the root has receded there and some days it hurts really badly. It's kept me awake at night. I'm waiting to go in for the consult till after Christmas, and feel sure the periodontist will recommend surgery. I'll put that off until right after the first of the year. My root canal was nothing. This surgery I've been told won't be such a walk in the park.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

378 Well, Mueller is going to be issuing his recommendation for sentencing Gen. Michael Flynn. Even the FBI said he didn't lie.

After 30 years of serving his country, his life is ruined. He even lost his home.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:15 PM (ptqGC)


In a fair and just world every fucking penny of his legal expenses should come from the wallet of that moon faced malingering turd, Jeff Sessions.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (y7DUB)

379 I think the only version of Ms. Marvel/Captain Marvel I've ever liked was in the Avengers Earth's Mightiest Heroes cartoon. And that has almost everything to do with her being voiced by Jennifer Hale, who I could listen to reading a phone book.
Posted by: buzzion at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM (WaxcS)

She is not bad. Laura Bailey is the one whose voice gives me the caveman urges though.

Mmmm. Woman sound sexy!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (cYHwj)

380 Btw, I'm a dudette.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (MRWHf)

381 Elizabeth Warrens ancestors taught me this. While they chased prairie crabs away.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM

I got prairie crabs from Liz Warren.

Posted by: Don Lemon at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (nAeGR)

382
Doesn't that symmetrical redistricting have to go through the state government first?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:22 PM


not since Prop 2 passed in the midterms; the unelected "independent" commission draws the lines

5 of the 13 seat on the commission will be appointed by the newly elected progtard SoS

Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 08:25 PM (KCxzN)

383 I've had several root canals and the good dentists have it down to a science, But you won't be eating steak for a few days.
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (f3oO4)

funny? But after every root canal I do, I go out to a steak or lobster dinner? Go figure

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:25 PM (Fh8wK)

384 got prairie crabs from Liz Warren.
Posted by: Don Lemon at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM

Me too. totally worth it though! She doesn't have much in the titty department but she can work that peace pipe!

Posted by: Rehab Yoj at December 04, 2018 08:25 PM (nAeGR)

385 Behar was trying to compare Trump to Bush. Here's a better comparison:

When Bush was CIA Director, did he send spies into the Carter campaign? Did he use foreign intelligence services against Carter? Did he wiretap the Carter campaign?

When Bush was president, did he weaponize the entire National Security and Law Enforcement apparatus of the federal government on behalf of the RNC and try to smear, wiretap and frame Mike Dukakis?

Compare that.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 04, 2018 08:25 PM (Ndje9)

386 Kathleen Turner's voice used to make me howl and stamp like a cartoon wolf. I'm really fond of Claudia Christian's voice, she does a lot of voice over work now for games.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:26 PM (39g3+)

387 336 So is the Clinton degradation tour thing on tonight in Houston? Any moron know?

Canceled, I read. New date tbd. Due to Bush.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 04, 2018 08:26 PM (Z4rgH)

388 How many of you know that Joy is supposed to be a comedian?

A comedian.

Imagine that. She's supposed to be a comedian.

Posted by: Kensington at December 04, 2018 08:26 PM (y87jW)

389 Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:18 PM

Not obvious, but as I understand it, the mouth is closely coupled with the blood stream so infections can easily get out of control. Get it done.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:26 PM (f3oO4)

390 In a fair and just world every fucking penny of his legal expenses should come from the wallet of that moon faced malingering turd, Jeff Sessions

===

yup, he recused but a guy who signed the fisa warrants didn't. Also, it's an uncriminal investigation with no limits and apparently no path to actually answering the underlying question that was answered years ago.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:26 PM (7J5t2)

391 I take really great care of my teeth, but the root has receded there and some days it hurts really badly.

--

Jane, has your dentist ever bonded the receded area? Mine does that and, while my insurance doesn't cover the bonding, it really helps to seal that area and prevent the agony that comes with exposed root tissue.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:27 PM (JoUsr)

392 I would bet that what ever Flynn's street address is it in a Trump real estate portfolio.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:24 PM (HNU3P)

----------------

This is what I was kinda thinking as well. Have Eric Trump quietly buy it for way more that its value and then rent it back to him for a dollar a year for life.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:27 PM (ffYR/)

393 @321

Trump should issue a full pardon five seconds after the judge announces the sentence.


If Flynn' spends one second in prison it would one second too much.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (qxq6t)

394 SMH, our son has to deal with the VA. He is on partial disability with his back, thanks to a lil' mortar attack in Shitcanistan. We've told him to get the VA to allow him to see a specialist here, and we'll pay for it. He's in constant pain, and they wanted to put him on pain meds, which he refused. It kills me to see him so young and getting around like an old man.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

395 Joy seems like the kind of person who'd take a shot at Meghan's weight even though she's only slightly larger than Joy.

Joy.

"Honey, what should we name her?" "I know, JOY."

Posted by: Kensington at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (y87jW)

396 Are Ellen and Portia still together?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (PUmDY)

397
How you doin' man? I-75 north of Toledo is still a tank trap.
Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:21 PM (kiSdp)

Feeling pretty good these days, thank you.

Great, nice intro to the state that road is. Hate that thing. Got no choice though especially now that daughter bought a house in South Rockwood.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (z3FcL)

398
388 How many of you know that Joy is supposed to be a comedian?

A comedian.

Imagine that. She's supposed to be a comedian.
Posted by: Kensington at December 04, 2018 08:26 PM (y87jW)


I'm hip

-- Amy Schumer, likewise a comedian

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (XdWyA)

399 Thought For the Day: If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.

Or we'd have constant wars and nuclear exchanges because "dat bitch think she cute."


That used to be the joke after the lesb feminists said that stupid shit: that if women ran the world, the world would end with:

"That bitch!"

"That bitch!!"

Mushroom clouds.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:29 PM (YqDXo)

400 386
Kathleen Turner's voice used to make me howl and stamp like a cartoon
wolf. I'm really fond of Claudia Christian's voice, she does a lot of
voice over work now for games.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


For me, the sexiest woman's voice I ever heard was Rachel Ward's in the Thorn Birds. Husky and deep, and just dayum. Yeah, I get that it's weird that I like a woman with a deep, husky voice.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:29 PM (T6t7i)

401 I take really great care of my teeth, but the root has receded there and some days it hurts really badly.

===

root canals...oh boy, not good. Hope they get all the gunk out so nothing festers and leaks into your system.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:29 PM (7J5t2)

402 Can I get a grande covefe and a soucrotch?

Posted by: johnd01 at December 04, 2018 08:30 PM (0maiO)

403 The UN climate change goal in ten years is a $49 per gallon tax on gas and diesel. They want you cold, starving and on foot, while the elites live in gated communities and travel by private jet while you live in an unheated shack and walk or if you're really fortunate, ride a bicycle for travel.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 04, 2018 08:30 PM (bML9A)

404 well, trump could've assured flynn he'd pardon his kid if they try to squeeze him. But trump's problem is he listens to his lawyers a bit too much. Listen to the dersh...potus is allowed to do things like direct investigations and, gasp, even comment on them.

if potus feels an investigator is bad seed, he should remove him.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (7J5t2)

405
PDT has suspended Mueller's investigation. New date the. Out of respect for Bush.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (LsBY9)

406
I actually think that an excessive presence of aspirin in the area downright kills the nerve. If you've ever been in that level of pain I'm pretty sure that you don't GAF about how the nerve feels.

All I know is that it works.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (e7O7B)

407
How many of you know that Joy is supposed to be a comedian?
A comedian.
Imagine that. She's supposed to be a comedian.
Posted by: Kensington


I used to hear public service ads on the radio with Joy Behar and McGruff the Crime Dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

408 Rachel Ward was like sex poured over whiskey and honey

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (39g3+)

409 Jane, has your dentist ever bonded the receded area?
Mine does that and, while my insurance doesn't cover the bonding, it
really helps to seal that area and prevent the agony that comes with
exposed root tissue.


Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:27 PM (JoUsr)


No. I'm only 29, but I'm getting some other areas that are receding. I remember my mother having periodontal surgery when she was in her 40's (and she had gorgeous teeth). She couldn't eat solid food for about a month. Ugh. Hoping things have improved since then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (ptqGC)

410 408
Rachel Ward was like sex poured over whiskey and honey


Excellent.

Posted by: pep at December 04, 2018 08:32 PM (T6t7i)

411 "As a purely actuarial matter, Joy Behar has been officially dead since 2003. It's only pure spite that keeps that shriveled, not-funny heart beating." Awesome.

Posted by: BCM89292 at December 04, 2018 08:32 PM (K7FWT)

412 basically, trump needs a war time consiglieri who recognizes that Potus is a unique beast who can't ignore the politicial nature of the attacks going against him. shit, look at what Clinton did to ken Starr.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:32 PM (7J5t2)

413 Kathleen Turner's voice used to make me howl and stamp like a cartoon wolf.

Kathleen used to be so smoking hawt in Prizzi's Honor and the two Romancing the Stone movies. Then I saw her being interviewed one afternoon on a Mike Douglas type gab show. Dumb as a plank; Cher or Cameron Diaz level stoopid. Plus she started larding it up and sounds like a drunk tranny.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (y7DUB)

414 "Are Ellen and Portia still together?"
=====

You mean like...scissoring? Probably not all the time, but could you blame Ellen for wanting?

Posted by: Kensington at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (y87jW)

415 Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at December 04, 2018 08:30 PM (bML9A)

No sacrifice (on your part) is too great to save Mother Gaia!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (f3oO4)

416 351 Mewler made bankrupting Flynn over nothing his warning to the World not to phuch with him, cuz you could be next.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:19 PM (ffYR/)

Two Americas, two sets of laws.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:20 PM (ptqGC)


One country, one law, one Party the UniParty in charge.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

417
If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.

Margaret Thatcher and Golda Meir were as tough as they come.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (LsBY9)

418 My theory is this McCain Behar thing was all staged. Meghan has political aspirations and she blew it at Daddy's funeral. So now we have the explanation (I was drunk and sick!) and the cognitive dissonance of her telling off Behar for doing exactly what she did

Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (AwPyG)

419 not since Prop 2 passed in the midterms; the unelected "independent" commission draws the lines

5 of the 13 seat on the commission will be appointed by the newly elected progtard SoS
Posted by: AltonJackson at December 04, 2018 08:25 PM (KCxzN)


In California, the "nonpartisan" and "independent" commission was dominated by those of the political persuasion that specializes in clandestine organizing and subversion.

Imagine.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (YqDXo)

420 Dyan Cannon

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (PUmDY)

421 With about 20something% of precincts reporting, in Georgia it seems that the 3 runoffs are all about 60-30 leaning Republican.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:34 PM (0z3fE)

422 The polls in Georgia have been closed since 7:00. I'm afraid to see how the returns are going.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

423 If women ran the world, we'd have no wars.

Margaret Thatcher and Golda Meir were as tough as they come.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (LsBY9)


The first three women heads of government of the modern era were Thatcher, Meir, and Indira Gandhi. All three were involved in wars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:34 PM (YqDXo)

424 I am pretty sure they were together at one time.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (PUmDY)

425 394 SMH, our son has to deal with the VA. He is on partial disability with his back, thanks to a lil' mortar attack in Shitcanistan. We've told him to get the VA to allow him to see a specialist here, and we'll pay for it. He's in constant pain, and they wanted to put him on pain meds, which he refused. It kills me to see him so young and getting around like an old man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

---

I'm 100%.

Still have to wait.

It is what it is.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (MRWHf)

426 Mueller's filing is in. He is not recommending prison.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

427 With about 20something% of precincts reporting, in Georgia it seems that the 3 runoffs are all about 60-30 leaning Republican.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:34 PM (0z3fE)


Lord, I hope so. Dems are notoriously lazy about showing up for runoffs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

428 418 My theory is this McCain Behar thing was all staged. Meghan has political aspirations and she blew it at Daddy's funeral. So now we have the explanation (I was drunk and sick!) and the cognitive dissonance of her telling off Behar for doing exactly what she did
Posted by: artemis at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (AwPyG)


Too complicated. Occam's Razor, and all that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (YqDXo)

429
With about 20something% of precincts reporting, in Georgia it seems that the 3 runoffs are all about 60-30 leaning Republican.

Posted by: Brunnhilde


"Glory be! Looka all dese ballots we found!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (LsBY9)

430 Is grammie still around? If you're here or lurking, it's great to see you out and about!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 08:36 PM (NWiLs)

431 Mueller's filing is in. He is not recommending prison.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

link?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:36 PM (f3oO4)

432 With about 20something% of precincts reporting, in Georgia it seems that the 3 runoffs are all about 60-30 leaning Republican.

___

How can it be 60-30 in a 2 way race?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:36 PM (ARUkE)

433 we're on the same page, Jane.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:36 PM (0z3fE)

434 Mueller's filing is in. He is not recommending prison.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)

Bankrupting him and ruining his life was good enough?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:36 PM (Fh8wK)

435 I almost want nationalized health care just so I can point and giggle.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (MRWHf)

436 I'm 100%.



Still have to wait.



It is what it is.



Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (MRWHf)


Son is 60%. He graduates university in a few months and needs to find employment while he gets the company he's started on his feet.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (ptqGC)

437 FFS. Trump twatting that Paris Accord was flawed because it was unfair - not that it dealt with a non-existent problem. This was his rationale upon initial announcement of withdrawal - and maybe he strategerizes that the other idiot countries will never manage to craft a more "fair" deal, so whole thing including substance is moot.


But he might have 2 years left in the WH, to be replaced by an idiot Dem who will push the AGW cult nonsense hard. Would be very useful to have an administration publicly rejecting the unscientific crap that some are attempting to use to take over all human life.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (QDnY+)

438 JS, going to Gillette show?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (PUmDY)

439 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (LsBY9)

Is that a Ryder truck I see, or are you just gald to see me?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (f3oO4)

440 But that wouldn't be very Christian of me...

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (MRWHf)

441 Kathleen used to be so smoking hawt in Prizzi's Honor and the two Romancing the Stone movies. Then I saw her being interviewed one afternoon on a Mike Douglas type gab show. Dumb as a plank; Cher or Cameron Diaz level stoopid. Plus she started larding it up and sounds like a drunk tranny.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:33 PM (y7DUB)


And who can forget "Body Heat?"

But stupid is pretty much priced in already with a Democrat supporter.

And apparently she owes her shot at playing defensive tackle to prednisone.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (YqDXo)

442
I almost want nationalized health care just so I can point and giggle.
Posted by: SMH


Point and giggle at whom?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (aKsyK)

443 Jane-

Has your son ever seen a chiropracter ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (oFjTn)

444 Kathleen used to be so smoking hawt in Prizzi's Honor and the two Romancing the Stone movies.

--

And in Body Heat, that soft porn flick with William Hurt. She looked pretty good in that.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (JoUsr)

445 >>link?

https://tinyurl.com/yckf6w7v

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

446 I almost want nationalized health care just so I can point and giggle.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (MRWHf)


My husband's smug prog family members really, really want single payer. I'd love for any one of them to have to experience the VA system for a year or two.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

447 Mueller's filing is in. He is not recommending prison.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 08:35 PM (/tuJf)


Well - what could be more heartwarming than the Executioner calling for Leniency ?

It really is a great day for Jurisprudence.

Posted by: The Gadfly at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (t/fPx)

448 Best of luck to him, Jane.

Beats being a broken down 50 year old.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (MRWHf)

449 Insomniac, I want to donate to your - Go to the MoMe fund.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (HNU3P)

450 Matriarchies may or may not have fewer wars but they do seem to make heavy use of human sacrifice based on the actual history.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (cRkMZ)

451 With about 20something% of precincts reporting, in Georgia it seems that the 3 runoffs are all about 60-30 leaning Republican.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:34 PM (0z3fE)

--------------

That will probably change when the 5 large cities and their surrounding counties votes come in.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (ffYR/)

452 Insom,

Email Mark and ask for my email.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (PkVlr)

453 Embarrassed to admit I just now stumbled across the Obamamoniker "Chicago Jesus" (pretty sure it was in @gaypatriot's Twitter feed)...I laughed for an hour.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (qIFb8)

454 452 Insom,

Email Mark and ask for my email.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (PkVlr)

Ok will do.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

455 Point and giggle at whom?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (aKsyK)

---

Everyone.

Feeling a bit prickly at the moment.

It'll pass.

Posted by: SMH at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (MRWHf)

456 Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (/tuJf)

Thanks, disgusting Star Chamber worthy BS.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (f3oO4)

457 But he might have 2 years left in the WH, to be replaced by an idiot Dem who will push the AGW cult nonsense hard. Would be very useful to have an administration publicly rejecting the unscientific crap that some are attempting to use to take over all human life.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:37 PM (QDnY+)


I've thought of sending copies of Bright Wilson's "Invitation to Scientific Research" to all of the climastrologists, because God knows they could benefit from it.

I would send it to Democrat politicians, but it doesn't have any pictures.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (YqDXo)

458 449 Insomniac, I want to donate to your - Go to the MoMe fund.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (HNU3P)

Didn't know I had one.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

459 Jane-



Has your son ever seen a chiropracter ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (oFjTn)


Yep. But whatever is up with his back needs more than a chiropractor. He was blown sky high in a mortar attack and landed on his back. He's been a mess ever since. He didn't tell us how he was hurt for three years, and then joked about it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

460
Want to see what a matriarchal society looks like? Look at any American inner city.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (LsBY9)

461 What is he recommending for Flynn ?

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (bUjCl)

462 Is the greatest president ever in the ground yet?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (ARUkE)

463 460


Want to see what a matriarchal society looks like? Look at any American inner city.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (LsBY9)


=====


Or any classroom.

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (WqPYg)

464 What is he recommending for Flynn ?
Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (bUjCl)

Minimal to no jail time
Says was very cooporative

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (Fh8wK)

465 Kathleen had great legs.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (PUmDY)

466 SMH, I'd have a hard time keeping up with you. Broken down , my ass.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (HNU3P)

467 It kills me to see him so young and getting around like an old man.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

I've been hearing a lot about cbd oil (not our CBD) being good for pain and inflammation. Has he tried that?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (XZ3Gp)

468 Gotta go to bed. Had about two hours sleep last night. I don't get insomnia often, but when I do, it's a doozy. Have to be at the doctor's lab tomorrow really early in the morning.


Later, all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

469 462
Is the greatest president ever in the ground yet?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (ARUkE)


=====


No, he just got elected to the Senate from Utah. Give him time ...

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (WqPYg)

470 And apparently she owes her shot at playing defensive tackle to prednisone.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (YqDXo)


Shit, prednisone is a steroid used for lots of serious diseases, like Crohn's for example. Didn't mean to trash her for something out of her control.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (y7DUB)

471 Guys want to kill guys for: stealing their car and killing their dog.

Women want to kill women for: wearing the same dress or being skinnier.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (TUU1F)

472 Jane-



Has your son ever seen a chiropracter ?

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 08:38 PM (oFjTn)

For some reason I read that as "ever been in a Turkish prison?"

I spend too much time by myself.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (z3FcL)

473 Minimal to no jail time
Says was very cooporative
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (Fh8wK)

Poor Flynn. So much ruined for him.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (bUjCl)

474 I've been hearing a lot about cbd oil (not our CBD) being good for pain and inflammation. Has he tried that?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (XZ3Gp)


No. Does it show up in drug testing? Because he wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

475 60ish versus 30ish.
WTH, Lurk . Geez

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (0z3fE)

476 450 Matriarchies may or may not have fewer wars but they do seem to make heavy use of human sacrifice based on the actual history.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (cRkMZ)


All of the lesb feminist crap about wars etc. overlooks the obvious fallacy: few women have been in a position to start a war. It's like lauding Lichtenstein for being peaceful. Of course it is; what was the alternative?

Plus, anyone who's worked in an office with two female rivals shudders at the prospect of them having access to any weaponry more lethal than biting sarcasm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (YqDXo)

477 454 452 Insom,

Email Mark and ask for my email.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 08:39 PM (PkVlr)

Ok will do.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 08:40 PM (NWiLs)

Nice!

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (rwVFm)

478 Women want to kill women for: wearing the same dress or being skinnier.

Posted by: clutch cargo at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (TUU1F)


nonsense
It's for being skinnier while wearing the same dress and posting it on FB

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 08:44 PM (XZ3Gp)

479 Sidebar: did ace mean 'Sourcrotch'?

Or did he mean soucrotch like 'sous-chef'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:44 PM (cYHwj)

480 Prednisone is amazing shit. Being wired and shaky the firs couple of days isn't all that bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 08:44 PM (NWiLs)

481 Do not forget breast size seems to be a point of contention.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:44 PM (cYHwj)

482 No. Does it show up in drug testing? Because he wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

___

Yep it would show up in a drug test, even though it doesn't get you high.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:44 PM (ARUkE)

483 SMH, I'd have a hard time keeping up with you. Broken down , my ass.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (HNU3P)


True dat!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (f3oO4)

484 Guys want to kill guys for: stealing their car and killing their dog.
Posted by: clutch cargo


Funny you mention that, because I was recently reading about the War Of The Oaken Bucket.

Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ykYG2)

485 Gonna crawl in bed and listen to Tucker. He's talking about Flynn.

Flynn has lost his home and been through hell. Hillary and Bill walk free.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

486 @473

Doesn't matter if Flynn gets no jail time, Trump needs to pardon him and publically reem Mueller and his team of faggot ass faggots a new one.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (qxq6t)

487 Shit, prednisone is a steroid used for lots of serious diseases, like Crohn's for example. Didn't mean to trash her for something out of her control.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:42 PM (y7DUB)


It's OK. I'm not 100% sure she was taking prednisone, I just dimly remember reading somewhere that her dramatic weight gain was attributable to ingestion of steroids.

Also pizzas.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (YqDXo)

488 I've been hearing a lot about cbd oil (not our CBD) being good for pain and inflammation. Has he tried that?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (XZ3Gp)

No. Does it show up in drug testing? Because he wouldn't do it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (ptqGC)

No THC in it.

Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (z3FcL)

489 475 60ish versus 30ish.
WTH, Lurk . Geez
Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:43 PM (0z3fE)

____

I'm a stickler for details. Ahhh fahgetaboutit

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ARUkE)

490
Jane,
I had terrible back pain. I had nerve ablation done and the results were dramatic.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (LsBY9)

491 Jane, get him a magnetic mattress pad to sleep on.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (HNU3P)

492 I suppose the war over a wooden bucket beats going to war over Toledo but still.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:46 PM (ykYG2)

493 Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ykYG2)


What was it, Haiti and the Dominican Republic not that long ago went to war over a kickball game?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:46 PM (YqDXo)

494 Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:36 PM (f3oO4)

TGP has something.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 04, 2018 08:46 PM (t6MX/)

495 Rachel Ward was like sex poured over whiskey and honey

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 04, 2018 08:31 PM (39g3+)


Susan Ward was smoking hot ... but she only showed up in one or two crappy movies. Shame.

Sela Ward was mega-hot in her prime.

Lots of nice Ward chicks out there ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (j0Is4)

496 484 Guys want to kill guys for: stealing their car and killing their dog.
Posted by: clutch cargo

Funny you mention that, because I was recently reading about the War Of The Oaken Bucket.

Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ykYG2)



Sounds reasonable.

Posted by: Indiana and Purdue at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (WaxcS)

497 Cbc oil will not show up in a urine drug screen.

It may show up in a test of hair follicles.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (PkVlr)

498 Right, Turner. She was very ill. Drugs to fix whatever she had made her look like that. I liked her work.

Posted by: runner at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (bUjCl)

499 491 Jane, get him a magnetic mattress pad to sleep on.
Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (HNU3P)


Bing "electronic Zeeman energy" and save yourself some bucks.

You might as well chant over a dead cat and dance in the nude around a tree stump at the full moon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (YqDXo)

500 Whatever happened to half the FBI interview team *not* believing Flynn did anything wrong, and to the implied misconduct that was the target of the new judge's instructions to the prosecution? Not a single thing about the Flynn "case" makes any sense to me, never has.


Possibly related, Priestap retires from FBI. Top national security guy, was there during the entire Keystone Coup saga.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (QDnY+)

501 How will rocket surgeons like Meathead and Rehab process Mueller's recommendations as another nail in the Drumpf coffin?

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (y7DUB)

502
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (LsBY9)

503 Flynn has lost his home and been through hell. Hillary and Bill walk free.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

Somehow, I don't think this is what the Founders envisioned!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (f3oO4)

504 Not getting the Flynn complaining.

Nation of Laws, people. We are a Nation of Laws. Moose out front in the MRAP should have told ya'.

Posted by: The Gadfly at December 04, 2018 08:48 PM (t/fPx)

505 Sela Ward was mega-hot in her prime.

Lots of nice Ward chicks out there ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (j0Is4)

This. Smokey.

Harrison Ford should have said in the Fugitive: did you see my wife? I am a top flight surgeon- no way am I stupid enough to get rid of her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (cYHwj)

506
Nood. Silly cartoon character stuff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (LsBY9)

507
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (YqDXo)


She has rheumatoid arthritis, which seriously restricted her activities.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (XdWyA)

508 Insomniac, Yeah you do and I am the administrator. You've not come to Texas for two years now so the least you can do is go to Virginia. Plane or train, Dude?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (HNU3P)

509 Soccer war was El Salvador and Honduras, I think, 1978. P-51s and F-4U Corsairs in action. A WWII re-enactment, with live ammo, and black beans with steak!

Posted by: rhomboid at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (QDnY+)

510 Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ykYG2)


Remember when Macedonia declared independence and 20% of Greece protested and threatened war unless they picked a different name for their country.

Of course, threats of war from Greece are just silly, funny things ... but still ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (j0Is4)

511 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Football_War
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 04, 2018 08:47 PM (LsBY9)


Ah, thank you. I knew it was between two sources of "migrants" (aka "future coders").

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (YqDXo)

512 Nood. Captain Marvel.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (cYHwj)

513 Mueller's filing is in. He is not recommending prison.

Yeah, I don't recommend it, either.

Posted by: Aaron Hernandez at December 04, 2018 08:50 PM (AJwk0)

514 Lots of nice Ward chicks out there ...

Yeah, but he was rough on the Beaver.

Posted by: JT at December 04, 2018 08:50 PM (hPXIT)

515 Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:49 PM (HNU3P)

SO, does this mean you are coming to NoVA?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:50 PM (f3oO4)

516 Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ykYG2)


That Trump!


Posted by: Huck Follywood, Drinks like a fish at December 04, 2018 08:51 PM (XlbwU)

517 462
Is the greatest president ever in the ground yet?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 08:41 PM (ARUkE)

Jefferson has been dead for a couple hundred years.

Posted by: Kemp at December 04, 2018 08:52 PM (UaNIj)

518 hey, it all worked out, flynn plead guilty, avoids jail, helps mueller...which is what trump wanted, so whatever. it's not like trump was telling his suckers to defy the special counsel.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at December 04, 2018 08:52 PM (7J5t2)

519 The "View" video is purely awesome. How MM stands that woman, Joy Behar, I can't even imagine. And what were her parents thinking, calling her "Joy".

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Drinks like a fish at December 04, 2018 08:53 PM (XlbwU)

520 516 Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.

Indiana and Purdue do that every year.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 08:54 PM (AJwk0)

521 Hrothgar, I would love to but as I told Weasel, I have no one I dislike enough to dump 15 hungry animals on.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:54 PM (HNU3P)

522 Two Italian cities, Modena and Bologna, literally went to war over a fucking wooden pail.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at December 04, 2018 08:45 PM (ykYG2)

The Bucket has been kept as a trophy in a cathedral in Modena ever since the war's end.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 04, 2018 08:56 PM (tYPH9)

523 Georgia runoffs: 41% of precincts reporting; the 2 contested (Dem vs Rep - the third is a runoff between Reps) is still 60ish/30ish Reps.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at December 04, 2018 08:57 PM (0z3fE)

524 Posted by: Ben Had at December 04, 2018 08:54 PM (HNU3P)

They can be a bit constraining!

But you'd love the NoVAMoMee.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at December 04, 2018 08:58 PM (f3oO4)

525 Posted by: Country Boy - out of exile at December 04, 2018 08:28 PM (z3FcL)

Is that the crazy Lefty daughter in S. Rockwood?

Posted by: clutch at December 04, 2018 08:58 PM (kiSdp)

526
They can't slab enough makeup on that hag Behar to keep her face from frightening children.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at December 04, 2018 09:04 PM (AZD0r)

527 Well, Kid Rock got fired for using the word bitch. Seems to me turnabout is fair play.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 04, 2018 09:05 PM (IuYIh)

528 Ben, that is extremely generous. I will investigate.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 09:07 PM (NWiLs)

529 Guess I'll stay here, at least until the comic book thread goes off-topic.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 09:09 PM (sdi6R)

530 Hiya

Watching White Christmas this evening. One of my favorite movies!

Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2018 09:11 PM (cS3Yq)

531 if women ruled, we'd be extinct as they'd quit having babies or force men to have them who would also quit having them.

Maybe a few isolated places would still have humans but civilization as we know it would end.

And I know you 'ettes out there would disagree but see there's enough crazy beyotches to outnumber the sane ones. And it only takes one crazy to ruin a whole bunch of sane ones.

Well maybe not extinct but close to it.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:14 PM (wd9fW)

532 I've said it before -
I think it's cute how men think they are in charge.

Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2018 09:16 PM (cS3Yq)

533 I never got why people read comics.

I read Mad Magazine for a while. And some of the Keep on Truckin' comic writer during the late sixties.

but that's it. I like a bit of depth to my reading and don't need the pictures. Not being snobby or anything.

I don't look down my nose at comic book readers. Well unless that's their only 'literature'.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:16 PM (wd9fW)

534 I used to read comic books when I was a kid, but eventually lost interest. I saw the first Superman and Batman movies, but wasn't interested beyond that.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 09:19 PM (sdi6R)

535 533
I don't look down my nose at comic book readers.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:16 PM (wd9fW)


I don't either, but I'm about as interested in watching comic book movies as I am in watching "The View".

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 09:21 PM (sdi6R)

536 I've said it before -

I think it's cute how men think they are in charge.
Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2018 09:16 PM (cS3Yq)

Oh, I agree but even so the women's desires and proclivities are filtered through men who take the actions.

This is what is usually blamed for the failure of everything being sunshine and lollipops.

I'd like to see and experiment somewhere that actually tried this and see what would happen.

Problem is it would probably work for a small enough population with a larger civilization as a backup/protector. Which we already have in quite a few countries.

When a country the size of the US with all it's scope and power gets put in charge of a female, that female is going to have to be someone really special and not the normal female or normal executive female or politician we see these days.

Takes a special mind set and experience which most women do not have or will get for a while yet.

Maybe by 2040 or so? If it's sooner she will make a lot of mistakes that will be easily avoided. Unless of course she's a socialist and then that will be the biggest mistake right there.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:21 PM (wd9fW)

537 Frankly, have a co president or some sort of partnership would be a more balanced control of a country.

but having two people in charge of such a large organism is problematic regardless of genders.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:22 PM (wd9fW)

538 Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 09:21 PM (sdi6R)


The View might be more entertaining these days.

If I could stand Whoopi in general and Behar's whiny voice.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:24 PM (wd9fW)

539 537 Frankly, have a co president or some sort of partnership would be a more balanced control of a country.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 09:22 PM (wd9fW)


Didn't Hillary call herself a "co-President" back in the 1990s?

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 09:31 PM (sdi6R)

540 Resting Bitch Voice...?

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 04, 2018 09:35 PM (RuIsu)

541 "That bitch has to go!'

Well which bitch---there are several to choose from on The View.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 04, 2018 11:17 PM (Sda6L)

542 I thought Joy-less already quit the show before. Or maybe I'm getting her mixed up with Whoppi or Rosie o'porker.

Anyway, Joy-less attacking McCain is like Stalin attacking Hitler. I got no bitch in this fight.

Posted by: rcocean at December 05, 2018 12:25 AM (mX6ZJ)

543 Admiral, there be whales here!

Posted by: x at December 05, 2018 08:56 AM (nFwvY)

544 Trick question. If women ran the world there would be no nuclear bombs and all disputes would be settled with slap fighting, attempts to disrobe an opponent, and hair pulling.....and popcorn, hopefully popcorn.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 05, 2018 06:56 PM (50gG9)

545 532 I've said it before -
I think it's cute how men think they are in charge.
Posted by: ALH at December 04, 2018 09:16 PM (cS3Yq)

Men run the world, but women run men...most men. Women are our kryptonite. The shit we do for pussy is insane......but just wait till the sexbots hit. I pray....pray that I'm alive for that. It will be the greatest hissy fit thrown in the history of the world. The impotent RAGE will be magnificent to behold.

Posted by: DFCtomm at December 05, 2018 07:01 PM (50gG9)

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