Students Search Their Roommates' Room Without Permission, Then Demand The Landlord Evict Her. Her Crime? Being from Alabama and Owning Guns.

Legal guns.

Oh -- and she also wore a MAGA hat once.

Her ratty thot roommates thought nothing of invading her privacy and knew that society as a whole would not only excuse their behavior, but defend it. And of course they were right.

But she's Privileged you guys.

She lost all rights to privacy and decency because she was white, from Alabama, and once wore a MAGA hat -- but that just shows how privileged she is.

"We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety and deprives us of the quiet enjoyment of the premise to which we are entitled," the roommate wrote to [the landlord].

Pirnie said she feels her roommates violated her privacy and now they and her landlord are trying to violate her rights.

"A few weeks ago, I came back to my apartment from a weekend trip and was confronted by one of my roommates who asked if I had guns in the house," she told the Free Beacon. "After being told far too many lies to count, my roommates finally admitted that they searched my closet, under my bed, and all of my drawers in pursuit of finding my guns."

While she was given several different explanations for why the roommates entered and searched her room, the 24-year-old said she felt her political beliefs and where she is from played a significant role in the roommates' actions.

"When I asked them why they were in my room to begin with, they each came up with completely contradicting stories (none of which made any sense), but one comment struck me in particular: ‘We saw that you had a MAGA hat and come on, you're from Alabama… so we just kind of assumed that you had something,'" she said. "I asked why they didn't just call me and ask me before intruding. One of the girls responded that fear took over her body and she felt compelled to search my room until she found proof… I cannot make this up."

...

Pirnie feels she's being punished for being a gun owner.

...

"Not only is this a blatant violation of my privacy, but it's also a violation of my rights."

Certainly she would like to get away from these nasty thots, but the thing is: they're demanding she move out in the middle of exam season.

That... takes a lot of time and effort. Especially because there will be near zero rooms to let at this time of year.

And in further gun news -- Did you know no-talent former comedian Tom Arnold is very very smart?

No seriously, he is. He knows all sorts of facts, like the #Fact -- #GoogleIt that 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member.

Eighty percent.

Yeah that sounds ballpark accurate to me. I'm not gonna bother looking it up. Sounds close to what I would have guessed.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:06 PM




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1 yay first!??

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:05 PM (ICWiF)

2 woo hoo second

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:05 PM (ICWiF)

3 ha ha ha third

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:05 PM (ICWiF)

4 and an all time record for AoSHQ forth

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (ICWiF)

5 it's a top 10 kind of day

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (8D42x)

6 the world is ending?? wait what??

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (ICWiF)

7 top ten?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (+BN1u)

8 top 10!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (so+oy)

9 I will be curious to follow this story and see what happens.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)

10 This happened to me once, too.

My roommate and the RA thought I was a cop.

Even then, I had cop-face.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (bcbK8)

11 If Tom is correct then Gun Ownership would be a self correcting issue and there is no reason for any government entity to be involved.

Posted by: Rob in Katy at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (wYIYE)

12 what do we want? morons!
when do we want them ? now!

Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (ICWiF)

13 Shoot the roommates?

Posted by: nip at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (DfGpI)

14 Tom Arnold is very very smart?

ha! The man's a genius!

Look at how expertly he has managed his career!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (so+oy)

15 Also Tom Arnold is not the kind of boob I want in a coed thread.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (bcbK8)

16 I really think Joe Biden/Tom Arnold is the winning ticket in 2020.

Posted by: No One, Ever at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (pMGkg)

17
I have a feeling this is going to end up before a judge and the landlord is gonna have some 'splain' to do.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (e7O7B)

18 Going to also ballpark that Leyla is much hotter than her roommates.

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (Xvo1a)

19 An article about co-eds with no pictures?

We're better than this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (1ISKN)

20 They probably took her food from the fridge, too.

Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (jGvbj)

21 I feel like this generation borders on Lord Of The Flies.

Posted by: Mike at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (swJ7s)

22 The article I read about this yesterday said if her roomates left, she would be stuck with all of their share... huh??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (so+oy)

23 Happy Christmas song.
https://tinyurl.com/y7we3o74

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (a2vo1)

24 Yeah, this tale stinks in more ways than that...

She has "roommates" in an apartment that have full access to everything she has?
And how were said guns secured?
Were they even locked up?

Many holes in this tale of woe...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (6qErC)

25 Tom Arnold is famous for what, again?

Oh right! He stuck his dick in crazy.

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)

26 Change 'search her room to look for guns' to 'turn you in to the secret police for thoughtcrime' and you can see where this is headed.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (47yoT)

27
She, Leyla, owns a firearm because she was a VICTIM of a domestic violence.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (CIMpD)

28 Pics or it didn't happen.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (beTd0)

29 Did the roommates take possession of the firearm or did they just search for it?

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (J70i0)

30 19 An article about co-eds with no pictures?

We're better than this.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (1ISKN)

Here, this will tide you over:
www.thechive.com

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK8)

31 Shoot the roommates?
Posted by: nip


Pay your cousins to roll in and mug the shit out of them.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (c3AZU)

32 If there's ever been a man who really, really needs to be accused of tranny rape, Tom Arnold is that man.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (hjaPQ)

33 Google #Fact: 97% of scientists rape 1 in 3 college women.

Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (MxEKc)

34 17
I have a feeling this is going to end up before a judge and the landlord is gonna have some 'splain' to do.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (e7O7B)

It's a tax. We're cool.

Posted by: John Roberts at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (beTd0)

35 Mistakes were made:
1. Attending Harvard.
2. See number 1.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (r9UYA)

36 If you are so scared of her why would you do something that ought to tick her off?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (hLRSq)

37 damn, I nailed a top 5. and those roommates are lucky little miss Alabama didn't light them up...

but of course she wouldn't since she is probably a responsible gun owner.

now the thing for her to do is raid each of their rooms and place the goodies out on the front porch with names attached.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (8D42x)

38 Eloi are smarter than these wastebaskets.

So what is the home invasion, robbery, and rape rates for this higher institute of indoctrination?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (CPchy)

39 You would think that these snowflakes would be so terrified that there were guns in the apartment that they would never bring it up with the gun owner. After all, if they by into all the myths, you think they would be afraid she would say "what the fuck were you doing in my room?" and then shoot them.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)

40 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3P_uNXGPwk

Progressive Christmas songs... just saw this on the U Tube... funny


Willowed from last thread... guys are downright talented.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)

41 Fear took over my body and I was compelled.

Well. That's that. Close her up.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (/NB++)

42 Ace, you missed the best part of the Tom Arnold story. When someone pointed out there was no way 4 out of every 5 gun owners shot a family memeber or themselves, he doubled down with 'I said 80%, not 4/5ths'. Because fractions, how do they work?

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (7pOq5)

43 -
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If there's ever been a man who really, really needs to be accused of tranny rape, Tom Arnold is that man.


Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM

----------------------------------

Am I going to rape someone while I'm a tranny, or rape someone who IS a tranny?...'cause I'm good either way.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (pMGkg)

44 39 You would think that these snowflakes would be so terrified that there were guns in the apartment that they would never bring it up with the gun owner. After all, if they by into all the myths, you think they would be afraid she would say "what the fuck were you doing in my room?" and then shoot them.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)

They searched her room while she was gone.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)

45 This was in Massachusetts? How did she get a permit for a handgun in Massachusetts?

.

Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)

46 Listen up people, young coed age female roommates are ATROCIOUS.

I used to come back from weekends away to find my closet ransacked, also my jewelry box, and then the worst offense was my vaseline jar, (that I used as chap-stick because better) had been gouged out by my one fatassed roomie who loved her some anal.

That jar went right in the trash.

Young female roomies are freaking animals. I understand this incident has 2A implications, but it's part of a bigger picture.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (DJFLF)

47 They probably took her food from the fridge, too.

----------------------------

They probably did something with her toothbrush.

Posted by: Jolo at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (WrMOC)

48 She should claim she's a transitioning to being a lesbian and that they have rejected her ideas and advances and made up the story about the guns out of fear she would sue them.

This would buy her time to get through exam week.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (wd9fW)

49 It seems incredibly cowardice is a valued characteristic of leftards. It is good.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (a2vo1)

50 From what I've read, the sheriff confirmed the guns are legally stored -- which means trigger locks in the People's Republic of Massachusetts. But the zampolit were "concerned" the guns would go off all on their own...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (+okw/)

51 Of course that's true -- how else would we get 72 million gun deaths a day?!

Posted by: Terry McAuliff at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (W+vEI)

52 The article I read about this yesterday said if her roomates left, she would be stuck with all of their share... huh??

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (so+oy)
the only way I can see that happening is if she's on the lease and they sublet from her. iirc, as long as each one has their name on the lease, they're responsible for their part of the rent.

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (8D42x)

53 If this case were on Judge Judy she would rule against the girl with the guns because she hates guns. The four corners of the contract be damned in that case.

I suspect if she were to go to small claims court in Boston she'd get treated the same way.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)

54 They searched her room while she was gone.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)


And then confronted her with their knowledge.
Not the sharpest pencils by far.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (hLRSq)

55 45 This was in Massachusetts? How did she get a permit for a handgun in Massachusetts?

.
Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)

Domestic violence survivor exemption

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK8)

56 Where was this?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (beTd0)

57 Privilege vs Privilege

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (aKsyK)

58 ....and then the worst offense was my vaseline jar, (that I used as chap-stick because better) had been gouged out by my one fatassed roomie who loved her some anal.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Okay horde have at this one!

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (NFEMn)

59
I'm gonna give Tom Arnold a pass. Considering he was married to Roseanne Barr he probably said something to the effect that 80% have *wanted* to shoot a family member and the reporter left that out.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (e7O7B)

60 Sure, I would move out just as soon as you pay me to break the lease, pay all moving expenses, pay the new rent for the place I had to find for the duration of the old lease, and give me three times the total cost of these expenses for my inconvenience. Until then, suck it up buttercups.

Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (1uG1d)

61 If the economy continues strong, Trump will be reelected. The Democrats (my party) have been in chaos since the 2016 election and have no coherent message except Trump hatred. Despite the vast pack of potential candidates, no one yet seems to have the edge. I had high hopes for Kamala Harris, but she missed a huge opportunity to play a moderating, statesmanlike role and has already imprinted an image of herself as a ruthless inquisitor that will make it hard for her to pull voters across party lines.

Screechy Elizabeth Warren has never had a snowball's chance in hell to appeal beyond upper-middle-class professionals of her glossy stripe. Kirsten Gillibrand is a wobbly mediocrity. Cory Booker has all the gravitas of a cork. Andrew Cuomo is a yapping puppy with a long, muddy bullyboy tail. Both Bernie Sanders (for whom I voted in the 2016 primaries) and Joe Biden (who would have won the election had Obama not cut him off at the knees) are way too old and creaky.

To win in the nation's broad midsection, the Democratic nominee will need to project steadiness, substance, and warmth.

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (QkjLD)

62 55 45 This was in Massachusetts? How did she get a permit for a handgun in Massachusetts?

.
Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)

Domestic violence survivor exemption
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK

Ah yes, the some people are more equal than others exemption.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

63 If she'd take this to civil court she could end up owning the house those little bitchez are renting.

Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)

64 the only way I can see that happening is if she's on the lease and they sublet from her. iirc, as long as each one has their name on the lease, they're responsible for their part of the rent.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (8D42x)
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You would think. But read the linked article.

Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (U5tDi)

65 Oh right Mass. So in other words she has zero rights

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (beTd0)

66 And she should have expected this behavior from dumbsh!t Yankee lefties. And could have avoided all this by storing the guns in a safe while she was away.

Posted by: Lab Rat at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (bcN8J)

67 Leyla needs to check all her personal possessions to see if any jewelry or pantyhose or concert tickets or anything was missing.

Those assholes were in search of more than firearms. That was just their excuse to be nosy. Prolly looking for sex toys too.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (DJFLF)

68 People just don't see it. Privilege is *relative*. If you have a society duty-bound to stomp a previous privilege, those people *aren't* privileged.

The same thing is true of "discrimination". To discriminate is *actually* a good thing. Unless you wouldn't want to discriminate between a glory hole and a light socket.

The word means "to tell the difference". If you say we can treat European people--or men--different because they have "privilege" (which we will no longer tolerate them having) it's not *you* who are suffering the adverse affects of discriminating on the basis of race or sex ("discriminated against"), it is the WHITE GUY!

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (vDqXW)

69 So what is the home invasion, robbery, and rape rates for this higher institute of indoctrination?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (CPchy)
well, considering that 25-50% of all college women are raped at some point, with some estimates being higher, it was only responsible of her to protect herself and her roommates.

that's the angle she should use. make them choke on their own statistics...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (8D42x)

70 Anyway, I hope she sues and wins all the money.

And, while I'm hoping, I hope Mass, NY and NJ start doing concealed carry reciprocity with WA state.

And that someone will give me a medium rare steak for lunch, for free.

And a blow job.

...ok, I'm past hoping and onto wishing.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK8)

71 If she'd take this to civil court she could end up owning the house those little bitchez are renting.

Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)
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Don't be so sure. I'd clap her in irons!

Posted by: Obama Judge at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (vDqXW)

72 I feel like this generation borders on Lord Of The Flies.

Don't worry, Gandalf will save us.

Posted by: Piggy at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (T71PA)

73 62 55 45 This was in Massachusetts? How did she get a permit for a handgun in Massachusetts?

.
Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)

Domestic violence survivor exemption
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK

Ah yes, the some people are more equal than others exemption.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)

nation of laws, not men and all that tommyrot

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (bcbK8)

74 >>To win in the nation's broad midsection, the Democratic nominee will need to project steadiness, substance, and warmth.

Given the state of the current Democrat Party, that seems unlikely.

You sound rational, why are you staying with them?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (/tuJf)

75
During exam week? She has to move out?
They were trying to get her flunked out of school and arrested.

Vindictive little ...

Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (hrcfq)

76 To win in the nation's broad midsection, the Democratic nominee will need to project steadiness, substance, and warmth.


Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (QkjLD)


Third times the charm!

Posted by: Hillary of Chappaqua at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (hLRSq)

77 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member.

Hey, we're all family here!

Posted by: Chicago at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (98WNR)

78 Those assholes were in search of more than firearms. That was just their excuse to be nosy. Prolly looking for sex toys too.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (DJFLF)

You really DO have a low opinion of young female room mates huh?

I've heard stories--usually second-hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (NFEMn)

79 I guess Leyla's parents are Clapton fans.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (CPchy)

80 "She said the roommates weren't concerned with Pirnie's handling of the guns but rather that somebody might break in and turn the guns on them or the guns "might go off on their own."





Go of on their own, like, after one of the roommates has scoured her closet, pulled out the box on the back under a pile of shoes, assembled it and pointed it at someone???

Yeah, that'll happen.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)

81 I feel like this generation borders on Lord Of The Flies.

Don't worry, Gandalf will save us."

Ok, that's funny right there.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)

82 We need to shut down the campus until the legal case is resolved.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (t849v)

83 Starting Jan 1, she would be a felon in Washington state for not locking her gun up. All guns have to be in a safe thanks to a ballot measure passed last month.

I'm surprised MA doesn't have that as well.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (beTd0)

84 You know why she needs a gun?

Because she has to live with mentally disturbed liberals who intrude upon private property with no regard to another person's rights?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (H7LIz)

85 "One of the girls responded that fear took over her body and she felt compelled to search my room until she found proof. I cannot make this up."

The power of Christ compels you!

*flicks holy water*

The power of Christ compels you!

Posted by: Father Damian Karras at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (NF2Bf)

86 To be fair,if Tom Arnold was a family member you would shoot yourself.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (BXMxN)

87 Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (DJFLF)

So....chapstick is better for anal than Vaseline?

Huh. Did not know that.

(don't hurt me)

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (bcbK8)

88 Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (DJFLF)

You could have mixed some capsacin into a jar of vaseline and let her get a BIG surprise next time she used it.

Think people! think!

The fun is there if you think!

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (wd9fW)

89 I've heard stories--usually second-hand.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (NFEMn)

umm...yeah.

Here's another story: I come home from school and hear roomie chatting on the phone all lovey dovey. Who was she chatting up? My boyfriend. She was offering him a beejer.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (DJFLF)

90 Hahaha, suck it barrel!

Posted by: Father Damian Karras at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (NF2Bf)

91 Yeah, I know there are privacy and 2A implications here but there are some complications too. What was the law in her jurisdiction about bringing in guns? Did her roommates know she had them prior to her moving in? I hate having roommates but even I am forced to admit it's a two-way street.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (RD7QR)

92 I can imagine her roommates actually finding a gun and running from the room screaming like it was a snake or spider on something.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (Tnijr)

93 Kallisto, get the feeling that someone's boyfriend/lover/toy was involved and the Mean Grrl wanted revenge against Leyla for trying to 'steal' it?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (CPchy)

94 There has to be some mistake. Ala-fucking-bama has a problem with guns now?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (gA69l)

95 >>Here's another story: I come home from school and hear roomie chatting on the phone all lovey dovey. Who was she chatting up? My boyfriend. She was offering him a beejer.

You still have her number?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (/tuJf)

96 Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (wd9fW)
I was young and didn't know those tricks. I was street smart but naive. Does that make sense?

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (DJFLF)

97 It has something to do with the fact that she is MAGA, but it's also because she is a freaking smokeshow from the South. Harvard doesn't have many smokeshows, and thots be jealous as fuck.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (rwVFm)

98 Vaseline is also better for skin conditions than all the expensive skin cremes and stuff.

Had a doctor recommend that to me for my feet and she was correct. It works better and it's a lot cheaper.

It is greasier and so it can stain clothes and stuff. So walk around without for a while until it absorbs.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (wd9fW)

99 Can Catholic roommates rummage through your drawers looking for contraception because they are not comfortable with it?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (H7LIz)

100 >>>To win in the nation's broad midsection, the Democratic nominee will need to project steadiness, substance, and warmth.
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Three Words! Tanned, rested, and ready for action!

Posted by: Joe E Biden, Genius at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (jGvbj)

101 I feel like this generation borders on Lord Of The Flies.

Posted by: Mike at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (swJ7s)
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You are theologically correct, through what Golding referenced in the title.

Posted by: Obama Judge at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (vDqXW)

102 Jonah Soyberg just re-tweeted "80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member!"

Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (WqPYg)

103
Those assholes were in search of more than firearms. That was just their excuse to be nosy. Prolly looking for sex toys too.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM


Yeah, they can tough to find sometimes:

http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Dildo-
mattress.jpg

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (e7O7B)

104 You still have her number?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (/tuJf)

No, but so you feel better, she is no longer 22 yrs old, maybe that knowledge will cool your tool.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (DJFLF)

105 Duh, thought it occurred in Alabama, not Taxachusetts.

We really need to get this Civil War over with.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (gA69l)

106 I guess Leyla's parents are Clapton fans.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (CPchy)

I knew twins named "Melissa" and "Jessica"-- born in 1973.

Yep, her parents LOVED the Allman Brothers.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)

107 I went away with one of my roommates for a weekend in college. While we were gone the sole roommate who stayed behind feasted on our food. When one of the guys found out, he went outside, found the offender standing next to his car, ripped the radio antennae off, and proceeded to whip him with it until he cried like a little girl. That was over food.

Oh, and did you know Tom Arnold is not eligible to carry a firearm in his state? He has a mental health record which forbids it... The more you know.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (VpIIl)

108 92 I can imagine her roommates actually finding a gun and running from the room screaming like it was a snake or spider on something.
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (Tnijr)

That's apparently what my roommate did.

Much LOLs.

I had to start storing my 92 in the trunk of my car after that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (bcbK8)

109 Well, to be fair, some of us shoot multiple family members and that skews the stats. We lost two uncles and a great grandmother to friendly fire over Thanksgiving. At least we won't have to cut the pie in so many pieces at Christmas.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (NHpNR)

110 Vaseline is petroleum jelly. Why do you want to destroy the planet with Vaseline?

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnijr)

111 Oh, and did you know Tom Arnold is not eligible to carry a firearm in his state? He has a mental health record which forbids it... The more you know.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (VpIIl)

Ah, so projection strikes again, then.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (bcbK8)

112 Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (DJFLF)

I know.

It's only in my old age do I see what I should have done then.

I'm meaner too now so that helps.

Back then you wouldn't think of retaliation. So good for you.

You're a better person than they were.

Gotta admit that would've been funny as hell.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (wd9fW)

113 -
--

And she should have expected this behavior from dumbsh!t Yankee lefties.
And could have avoided all this by storing the guns in a safe while she
was away.

Posted by: Lab Rat at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (bcN8J)



----------------------------------------------------------

Would make zero difference in this story. I see nothing that says she didn't have them in a safe. If they went looking for guns and found a safe, that would equal guns to them.



Posted by: irright at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (pMGkg)

114 Just to recap...


...Leyla goes away for the weekend, they search her entire room, report her gun to the landlord, the landlord then reports the guns to the police!
...and then *her roommates* claim they feel unsafe!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)

115 Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (CPchy)
I had the sense jealousy was behind the midnight raid, that's for dang sure.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (DJFLF)

116 My GF had insane roomies in college. Women should not live together was my takeaway.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (beTd0)

117 >>No, but so you feel better, she is no longer 22 yrs old, maybe that knowledge will cool your tool.


She might have a daughter, though.

The apple doesn't fall far from the ButtSlut Tree, you know.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (/NB++)

118 >>>...Leyla goes away for the weekend, they search her entire room, report her gun to the landlord, the landlord then reports the guns to the police!
...and then *her roommates* claim they feel unsafe!



Sounds like Layla has a helluva lawsuit on her hands.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (Agn5J)

119 I knew twins named "Melissa" and "Jessica"-- born in 1973.

Yep, her parents LOVED the Allman Brothers.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)


It is *so* cruel to name your kids after songs.

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)

120 @61 yet the democrats won the house. Never underestimate stupidity or hatred, they are infinite in influence.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (kYaht)

121 Tom Arnold is famous for what, again?

Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)

He's Ron Pearlman's girlfriend?

Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (cxHbL)

122 Here's another story: I come home from school and hear roomie chatting on the phone all lovey dovey. Who was she chatting up? My boyfriend. She was offering him a beejer.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (DJFLF)

Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)

123 The South (Texas included) and the NE have nothing in common these days. If you are from the South and white and Christian and Right Wing, you are a fool.to go to the NE to live and/or go to college.

It is what it is. The divorce is coming.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (rwVFm)

124 "One of the girls responded that fear took over her body and she felt compelled to search my room until she found proof. I cannot make this up."

Sounds like she needs to be institutionalized for her safety and ours.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (IqOTP)

125 I can imagine her roommates actually finding a gun and running from the room screaming like it was a snake or spider on something.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (Tnijr)
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Guns *are* scary.

Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (vDqXW)

126 When one of the guys found out, he went outside, found the offender
standing next to his car, ripped the radio antennae off, and proceeded
to whip him with it until he cried like a little girl. That was over
food.


*that's* what I'm talkinabout

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (DJFLF)

127 One of my college roomates decided to screw her boyfriend at about 2AM in a bed two feet from my head. I thought she was having a nightmare until I figured out what was going on. She was a real hooah.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (MX7xj)

128 This is why we can't have students from Alabama.

Posted by: Harvard at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (H7LIz)

129 Yep, her parents LOVED the Allman Brothers.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)


Just that one weekend, but it was the seventies and everyone was doing a LOT of drugs.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (wCmLp)

130 110 Vaseline is petroleum jelly. Why do you want to destroy the planet with Vaseline?
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnijr)

Because destruction via Vaseline would be hilarious?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (bcbK8)

131 It is *so* cruel to name your kids after songs.
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)

Not if they are normal names.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)

132 If 80 percent of gun owners are shooting themselves or members of their families, shouldn't dumbass Arnold be cheering?

I would think gun owners would be rapidly depleting their numbers, isn't that what dumbass wants?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)

133
"It is *so* cruel to name your kids after songs."


Dweezils Ripped My Flesh?

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (Tnijr)

134 Anyway, I hope she sues and wins all the money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK
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She could have them on their knees.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)

135 Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)

My house!

lol to be fair to the land whale who wanted to suck off my boo, he was a hottie.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (DJFLF)

136 Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)


Chasing after guys who weren't you.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (wCmLp)

137 Ah, yes...

Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)

138 The Red Guard generation

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (OLCnA)

139
Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)

Banging the Chads and ignoring you. Sad but true.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (t849v)

140 Harvard exams are a joke btw. Nobody fails classes at Harvard. Getting in equals you graduate. Bill Gates also technically never dropped out, he is on leave...40 years later.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (beTd0)

141 ep, her parents LOVED the Allman Brothers.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)

Just that one weekend, but it was the seventies and everyone was doing a LOT of drugs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (wCmL

Yes, but Melissa and Jessica did become popular baby girl names in the '70's. So every one had the same idea.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (NFEMn)

142 >>Not if they are normal names.

I know, right?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (/tuJf)

143 It is *so* cruel to name your kids after songs.

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
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Screw you!

Posted by: Innagoddadavita Smith at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (vDqXW)

144 Many women are bonkers.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (hLRSq)

145 Well she should definitely doxx the roommates when she moves out.

Perhaps on a "Meet an Inmate" forum.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (ctBVQ)

146 Maybe Layla could self identify as a male of the toxic kind, which would give her feelings precedence over the feelings of her transphobic roommates.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (nBr1j)

147 To be honest, gun girl should have known not to go to the northeast colleges thinking they would tolerate Alabama values.

Just being from AL makes her an enemy to them.

Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (Fs5vw)

148 "Because destruction via Vaseline would be hilarious?"

Yeah ha ha

Posted by: Uranus at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (Tnijr)

149 SemiOT: I get the impression that women hate being roommates. It seems like every female I know has at least one roommate horror story, whereas I can only think of like one dude who ever had significant issues with his roommate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (KUaJL)

150 We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety

Well, your "comfort" is of course everyone else's highest priority, and as for anxiety, get a prescription for an SSRI.

Simple, really.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (YqDXo)

151 134 Anyway, I hope she sues and wins all the money.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK
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She could have them on their knees.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)

Oh, I see what you did there

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (bcbK8)

152 Yeah,there are no white Christian conseratives here in the NE.....

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (BXMxN)

153 If I got a roommate from Alabama, I would be like- woo-hoo! No liberals!

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (VpIIl)

154 And in further gun news -- Did you know no-talent former comedian Tom Arnold is very very smart?

No seriously, he is. He knows all sorts of facts, like the #Fact -- #GoogleIt that 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member.


Sounds like we need to buy a gun for Tom Arnold, and another one for Roseanne, and await developments.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (YqDXo)

155 What theses libs don't realize with these gun safe laws is that they are now encouraging more ppl carrying while at home and carrying in general.

Storage laws don't apply if the homeowner has the firearm on their person. Nice loophole.

Go to the door armed. Hope it's not the law.

Firearms when not in use should be locked up or placed in a safe place and unloaded. If you have kids it's a no brainer. Bus some folks have no brains so some no brain lib makes a law about it.

Concealed carry for the win.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (wd9fW)

156 Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)

Banging the Chads and ignoring you. Sad but true.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (t849v)

We would think. But the truth is, they were actually banging a lot of losers and stoners. The real Chads were usually taken by the real Stacys..

Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (NFEMn)

157 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (T71PA)

158 To win in the nation's broad midsection, the Democratic nominee will need to project steadiness, substance, and warmth.
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (QkjLD)

So then, the Donks need a pot-belly stove to run?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (fDU8w)

159 >>Yeah,there are no white Christian conseratives here in the NE.....

And Alabama only elects rock ribbed conservatives.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (/tuJf)

160 SemiOT: I get the impression that women hate being roommates. It seems like every female I know has at least one roommate horror story, whereas I can only think of like one dude who ever had significant issues with his roommate.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (KUaJL)

Women hate all women.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (beTd0)

161 137 Ah, yes...

Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)

You are ignorant as to how divided and different the South is from the NE. The previous Civil War plays little part while current year problems brought on by Marxist policies and infestations of all institutions have everything to do with it.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (rwVFm)

162 >>We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety



IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY COULD HAVE AVOIDED ALL THIS DISCOMFORT AND ANXIETY BY SIMPLY NOT SEARCHING THEIR ROOMMATE'S ROOM!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

163 " I can only think of like one dude who ever had significant issues with his roommate."

I had a roommate I wanted to kill. Really. Good thing I didn't, hiding that fat fuck would have been impossible without a backhoe.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (Tnijr)

164 Hell I kept a 30-30 Winchester in my dorm room during hunting season back in PA.

Posted by: wrg500 at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (QXubu)

165 We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety

Maybe you should cuddle more. A little more to the left.... That's it. Right there.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (Y9zp1)

166 The roommates wanted her gone *before* they searched her room.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

167 137 Ah, yes...

Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)

Well we do have Vaseline. Though I hear interesting things about chapstick too...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (bcbK8)

168 $5 says the room mates look like me.

Posted by: Burger Chef at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (RuIsu)

169 >>You are ignorant as to how divided and different the South is from the NE.


Well, if you have only one sister?
...I can see how divided a family can get.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (/NB++)

170 SemiOT: I get the impression that women hate being roommates. It seems like every female I know has at least one roommate horror story, whereas I can only think of like one dude who ever had significant issues with his roommate.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (KUaJL)
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Add another one. My only time in a dorm room was with a roommate that snored like he was replaning the floor.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (vDqXW)

171 The Ivy League needs its ass kicked.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (YpRda)

172 "If I got a roommate from Alabama, I would be like- woo-hoo! No liberals!"

Or teeth!

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (Tnijr)

173 "Yeah,there are no white Christian conseratives here in the NE....."

The hell you say. We're here. Surrounded and out numbered, but we're like LGOP's

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (VpIIl)

174
You are ignorant as to how divided and different the South is from the NE. The previous Civil War plays little part while current year problems brought on by Marxist policies and infestations of all institutions have everything to do with it.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM

....

Very true.

People from the south are nice and hospitable.

People from NE are assholes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (ctBVQ)

175 Women hate all women.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (beTd0)


This nonsense again? No, we don't hate all women. I had one two roomates in college. One transferred out. One I remained friends with. No problems

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (AllCR)

176 It seems like every female I know has at least one roommate horror story, whereas I can only think of like one dude who ever had significant issues with his roommate.


My roommate horror story was from my time in the military. She didn't shower with any regularity. It was absolutely disgusting. My college roommates were my teammates. So, I had no problems other than some slight personality conflicts that were completely manageable. My neighbors in the dorms were assholes though. They like to do their stomp routines after midnight when I had to be up early for class.

Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (1uG1d)

177 Is one of the roommates named Cora Segal?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (CPchy)

178 173 Was sarcasm so obvious I left out the tags..lol

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (BXMxN)

179 #Fact -- #GoogleIt that 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member.

I like those odds. Are you accepting gifts, Mr. Arnold?

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (Ydn2k)

180 The Ivy League needs its ass kicked.

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (YpRda)



It's really that simple.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (9Om/r)

181 Kallisto, I second your opinion that female roomies are freaking animals. My first college roommate was a formerly heroin-addicted, anorexic kleptomaniac from Hong Kong. My mom, an RN, came to visit, and freaked when she saw how jaundiced she was. She was certain this freak had AIDS.

Anyhoo, this person didn't think she could make it all the way down the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night. So she'd pee in a coffee cup, then set it on the desk and leave it until morning. By which time the whole room smelled like piss.

After problems with her pretty much daily, I wound up getting her evicted for stealing, from me, and also from other people whose rooms she'd break into.

I don't think my experience was typical. But I can confirm first-hand, young female roommates do crazy sh!t.

Posted by: Lab Rat at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (bcN8J)

182 People from NE are assholes.



Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (ctBVQ)

As a lifelong resident of the center of the NE megalopolis, I wholeheartedly concur.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (DJFLF)

183 Guys, why can't we have a nice thread about guns and lubricant and college girls without refighting the War of Northern Aggression/Southern Recalcitrance?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (RD7QR)

184 >>People from the south are nice and hospitable.


Hahahaha -

Oh, this shit kills me.

PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.

Geography has nothing to do with it.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (/NB++)

185 So, this reminds me of a low-key Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where the city kids keep freaking themselves out into cult classic-type horror deaths.

Tucker and Dale vs Harvard Post-Grad Coeds and Their Neo-Commie Landlord

The kicker: I don't think the silly cunts found any of her guns.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (zUD19)

186 All assholes are we?Okay.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (BXMxN)

187 Getting laid in college was easy. The guys I knew who never did had ridiculous standards. Like the girls had to be 9s or 10s or they had to be this ethnicity or religious or not religious or whatever. For me it was a decent body and face, good enough. Made life those 4 years a lot more fun.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (beTd0)

188 80% of Hollywood actors ... are libtards that can't tell reality from a bad movie script.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (Cus5s)

189 I had two girlfriends from the South when I was in college. Sorry, but they blew away the girls I was dating in the NE. Solid Christians, who had manners and were extremely family oriented.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:34 PM (VpIIl)

190 Anyhoo, this person didn't think she could make it all the way down the
hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night. So she'd pee in a
coffee cup, then set it on the desk and leave it until morning. By which
time the whole room smelled like piss.

yeah that's a problem.

Glad I only had to deal with petty larceny and attempted boyfriend- stealing crimes.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:34 PM (DJFLF)

191 Looks like she should padlock her room, then walk around lunging at them and yelling BOOO all the time.


FUCK those twats.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (F4u7C)

192 >>I had two girlfriends from the South when I was in college. Sorry, but they blew away the girls I was dating in the NE. Solid Christians, who had manners and were extremely family oriented.


You must have reminded them of their favorite uncle.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (/NB++)

193 All assholes are we? Okay.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (BXMxN)

.....

Exceptions prove the rule. So does garrett.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (ctBVQ)

194 No, but so you feel better, she is no longer 22 yrs old, maybe that knowledge will cool your tool.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (DJFLF)

29 now, eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (fDU8w)

195 >>You must have reminded them of their favorite uncle.

He was like a brother to them.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

196 A lib coworker once told me I had no need to own a gun.

I told him that by the same logic, he had no need to speak to me.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (47yoT)

197 All humans have sphincters, just some have them on their faces.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (CPchy)

198 Remember when Tom Arnold and Rosanne Barr were a power couple?

Good times.......

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (F4u7C)

199 186
All assholes are we?Okay.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (BXMxN)

maybe not dyed in the wool a-holes...but haven't you noticed a difference in the comportment of people from where you live and say...Grand Rapids, MI?
We've noticed a huge difference between Philly and Lewes DE.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (DJFLF)

200 Well, if you read the article, the manager of the leasing company "asked" the girl to move out.

She refused - rightfully.

The company has not moved to evict her, but there was some threat that she would have to pay the rent for the whole place ($6k? WTF?). I suspect that is not enforceable.

So I am going to hold off on the outrage just yet.

I suspect this will get settled, and she will move out to somewhere else.




Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (ZfRYq)

201 "Looks like she should padlock her room, then walk around lunging at them and yelling BOOO all the time"


Annie Oakley costume accessorized with a lever action rifle.

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (Tnijr)

202 GET BACK TO THE COLLEGE GIRLS AND LUBRICANT!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (RD7QR)

203 195 >>You must have reminded them of their favorite uncle.

He was like a brother to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)

Oooh, I saw this one on pronhub.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (bcbK8)

204 It's O/T, but


Little VIA texted from his F/A-18 Squadron that two planes doing the GHWB flyover each have 'Barbara' painted on the sides.

Just like Naval Aviator Bush did with each of his planes in the war.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (cqNba)

205 Seriously,best to drop this sectional shit because the southern states,while better,are not entirely covering themselves in conservative glory.Nor can you blame northerners moving in for everything.

Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (BXMxN)

206 It's "The War of Northern Aggression" in the AOSHQ Style Book.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (VpIIl)

207 137 Ah, yes...

Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)

Ah yes,

because we can see there is no disdain for Southerners...

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (NgKpN)

208 I see a penis

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)

209 Tom Arnold thinks all gun owners are the Menendez brothers.

What a douche.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (F4u7C)

210 All room mates are terrible.

oh some are livable with with a lot of forgiveness on everyone's part.

It's money that usually brings ppl together like that.
And then you find out who they really are and the money becomes less and less important as time goes on.

The worst problems are privacy and property.

There's always 1 that will steal and one that will snoop.

I learned to hide or lock up anything that I had to retain and keep private. No matter who they were or how they seemed.

A fun exercise is to plant a nanny cam (god I wish that stuff was available years ago) and watch what they do when you're not around.

Plant one in your room and one in the bathroom and one in the kitchen.

be prepared for thoughts of death and destruction and immediate moving tho.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (wd9fW)

211 I would sue the landlord, get the house and then become the landlord of the roommates.

Karma Estates.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (H7LIz)

212 208
I see a penis

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Well if it's on my boyfriend from 1989 you must be my roommate.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (DJFLF)

213 I see a penis
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)


Out your window? At the mall? In your hand?

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (F4u7C)

214 St Arbucks, the patron saint of Empty Gestures

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (QkjLD)

215 Small data point, but I did find folks in Savannah more polite. Not a lot more, but some.

It's probably more a culture of courtesy rather than strictly regional. Iowa is pretty polite too, so is MN and both are north.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (bcbK8)

216 >>Ah yes,
>>because we can see there is no disdain for Southerners...



I have no problems with my sister humping friends from south of the Mason Dixon.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (/NB++)

217 "She refused - rightfully.
"

Yes, however I would get a food taster. Just to be on the safe side.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (VpIIl)

218 So I see Tom Arnold has reached the deranged Twitter feed stage of his career.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (sf1AO)

219 I see a penis
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)


At least you're consistent.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (T71PA)

220 Never watched Dr. Who (sidebar), but I guess its long tradition is done for. There is no way that anybody in England is going to take into account the plummeting ratings and replace a female doctor, that so many have whined for, with a male...unless he's a Muslim.

Okay, there is that one.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)

221 "I see a penis

Out your window? At the mall? In your hand?"


Skywriter?

Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (Tnijr)

222 "I see a penis "

How can one see a penis,
When the balls are covering your eyes?

Posted by: Shep at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (cqNba)

223 Dr. Mo Who?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (CPchy)

224 i am fucking relieved tom arnold can still split atoms with his mind. for awhile there, i thought he was going off the rails on a crazy train. good to see he's alright.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KP5rU)

225 I lived on my own 2 years in college and with 1 roommate the other two. I got along well with the roomies but living alone was definitely better.

Some of my peeps had 3 or 4 roommates and I always thought that was insane.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (beTd0)

226 So, this reminds me of a low-key Tucker and Dale vs Evil, where the city kids keep freaking themselves out into cult classic-type horror deaths.

Tucker and Dale vs Harvard Post-Grad Coeds and Their Neo-Commie Landlord

The kicker: I don't think the silly cunts found any of her guns.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (zUD19)


The blonde chick that befriended them was hot, hot, hot.

Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (Fs5vw)

227 Little VIA texted from his F/A-18 Squadron that two planes doing the GHWB flyover each have 'Barbara' painted on the sides.

How would this spending be accounted for in an audit?

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)

228 I watched Dr. Who once.

I kept looking for Roger Daltrey.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (H7LIz)

229 220 Never watched Dr. Who (sidebar), but I guess its long tradition is done for. There is no way that anybody in England is going to take into account the plummeting ratings and replace a female doctor, that so many have whined for, with a male...unless he's a Muslim.

Okay, there is that one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)

Has there been a flamboyant gay Dr yet?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

230 I got along ok with most of my college roommates. Some better than others.

Of course, none of them were women. For better or worse.

I'm still good friends to this day with some of my former rommies, known them for more than half my life at this point.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (bcbK8)

231 I see a penis

I see it too. It fancies itself rather clever.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (ctBVQ)

232 I never had problems with snooping or stealing roommates in college, and I had different ones every year.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (t849v)

233 everywhere I look, there's a penis.

is there something subliminal going on here?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)

234 All the regional stereotypes are long gone for the most part. People move around so much no one area is nice or mean or whatever.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (beTd0)

235 Peter David with his tan attire and tennis racket was about as gay as it got.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (CPchy)

236
So I see Tom Arnold has reached the deranged Twitter feed stage of his career.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (sf1AO)







Tom Arnold has a career????

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (veoSD)

237 Has there been a flamboyant gay Dr yet?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)


It's a Brit show so all of them.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (T71PA)

238 I had one requirement during my younger years no who I would bed and that was would I marry them if forced to. (contraception being iffier in those days).

That did limit the field a bit but all to the good.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (wd9fW)

239 Never had roommates in college.

I think that was a wise choice.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (/NB++)

240 "How would this spending be accounted for in an audit?"

List the expense under Diversity Training Kit, and no auditor will ask a single question.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (cqNba)

241 Well, if you read the article, the manager of the leasing company "asked" the girl to move out.

She refused - rightfully.


The actions by the roommates are absolutely tortious interference with her contractual rights. The use of the term quiet enjoyment in the email to the landlord was absolutely an attempt to portray her as being in violation of the lease.

Yes, this is something worthy of outrage because the notion that roommates can go through all of your belongings because they think you might have a gun is, objectively, outrageous.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (mf5HN)

242
Little VIA texted from his F/A-18 Squadron that two planes doing the GHWB flyover each have 'Barbara' painted on the sides.

Just like Naval Aviator Bush did with each of his planes in the war.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (cqNba)


That's awesome.

I just wish he were a better President.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)

243 Has there been a flamboyant gay Dr yet?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)

Well... seeing as how the Dr. was Married...

To a Woman.

We might get a little Christmas episode Lesbian action.

Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)

244 nurse ratched: "It's beginning to look a lot like penis--every-where you go."

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (vDqXW)

245 I liked Texas, because it was basically Iowa with a drawl. Very polite, down-to-earth people. I don't miss the lack of seasons, but I do miss not being sore after shoveling 5 inches of snow.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (XKZwp)

246 Never watched Dr. Who (sidebar), but I guess its long tradition is done for. There is no way that anybody in England is going to take into account the plummeting ratings and replace a female doctor, that so many have whined for, with a male...unless he's a Muslim.

Okay, there is that one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)


She already has a female Muslim companion.

The most recent one was finally not full of woke. But it was a fairly pedestrian episode. Meh.

Writing is the real issue with this series of Doctor.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (ZfRYq)

247 Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (t849v)

That you know of.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (wd9fW)

248 We had a saying when watching British shows:

"He's not a flamer, he's British."

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (47yoT)

249 >>234 All the regional stereotypes are long gone for the most part. People move around so much no one area is nice or mean or whatever. Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (beTd0)

This is probably true in the generality, but one verity remains:
Maryland is populated entirely by mutants.

Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)

250 233 everywhere I look, there's a penis.

is there something subliminal going on here?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)

Have you considered that there may be a penis dangling from some sort of rod attached to your head?

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (t849v)

251 Wouldn't going into the roommates room without permission be trespassing?

Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (p0nVR)

252 So I see Tom Arnold has reached the deranged Twitter feed stage of his career.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (sf1AO)


I thought his career ended with "McCale's Navy."

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (F4u7C)

253 Is ABC going to apologize for callously broadcasting George H. W. Bush getting sick on the Japanese prime minister weeks before the 1992 New Hampshire primary?

Classless pricks. Now they act like they like him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (H7LIz)

254 *waves to the Empress*

For this Christmas season Wally World has a Jurassic Park bike that says 'Escape the Island.' It has training wheels.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (CPchy)

255 I just wish he were a better President.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)

---

As a Moron noted earlier, he's easily in the top 50.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (0NAbP)

256 Would you settle for a low-T doctor?

Posted by: ITV at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (vDqXW)

257 I dunno. These must have been SPED students.

If you believe your roommate has a gun, would the critical thinking in this situation be- "let's go look for it and piss her off, then attempt to undermine her by going to the landlord"?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (VpIIl)

258 Of my college roommates, one was great, one was a psychopath who liked to show me pictures of the feral cats he killed, one spent all his time playing poker and was never around, and one was a guy from Richmond who used to get in knife fights before he quit college and became a draftsman.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

259 It's "The War of Northern Aggression" in the AOSHQ Style Book.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (VpIIl)

Yeah, the South stealing the furniture and silverware, then deciding to smash a table, yet complaining like a two-bit about suffering the consequences.

Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (J70i0)

260 hmmmm, let me do the math, 80% of 400million guns...carry the two divided my the square root of 400 times 80 is equal to the coefficie....ah fuck it!!



Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (xqfqx)

261 and one was a guy from Richmond who used to get in knife fights before he quit college and became a draftsman.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (RD7QR)

Oh, you know my friend Tim

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (bcbK8)

262 Placing a gun under the bed cuts the pain of studying for finals in half.

Exams don't care about your feelings!

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DuAZ5)

263 Fact: 80% of Countries with nuclear weapons use them for duck hunting.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (tYPH9)

264 Now they act like they like him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (H7LIz)

---

It's very, very important that you understand that they are not acting.

They DO like him. Now. A lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (0NAbP)

265 For this Christmas season Wally World has a Jurassic Park bike that says 'Escape the Island.' It has training wheels.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (CPchy)

Does it have a spider hanging on the fender?

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (wd9fW)

266 That's awesome.



I just wish he were a better President.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)


Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)

267 164 Hell I kept a 30-30 Winchester in my dorm room during hunting season back in PA.

Posted by: wrg500 at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM



Likewise in Eastern Washington. Shotguns too for chuckar and pheasant season.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (0tfLf)

268
Y'know, the funny thing with Dr Who is that it's one of the few TV/Movie franchises where you can replace the formerly white male actor with a diversity hire, and it'll be totally consistent with the show's internal logic.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (veoSD)

269 >>To be fair,if Tom Arnold was a family member you would shoot yourself.

Reminds me of:

Uptight cunt: "If I were your wife, I would poison your drink.
Churchill: "Madame, if you were my wife I would drink it."

Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (maWmX)

270 244 nurse ratched: "It's beginning to look a lot like penis--every-where you go."

i see a little silhouetto of a manhood
'scuse me, miss
'scuse me, miss
wanna do the flat tango?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (xGZ+b)

271 Yes, this is something worthy of outrage because the notion that roommates can go through all of your belongings because they think you might have a gun is, objectively, outrageous.


Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (mf5HN)


Yes, but....

I kinda think that just gets sorted into the "people are assholes" bin.

Now, if they serve an eviction, and the sherrif comes and kicks her out....

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (ZfRYq)

272 >>>their presence causes anxiety and deprives us of the quiet enjoyment of the premise to which we are entitled,"

Leaving aside legal issues, that argument is easily turned around. The lack of guns would cause the gun owner anxiety about home defense and deprive her of "quiet enjoyment".

In any case, since the suffix "-phobe" has become so popular, the question arises, "why should a bunch of narrow mind gunphobes be able to deprive me of my rights? They should be required to undergo an anti-gunphobe training program".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (/qEW2)

273 Fact: 80% of knife owners end up buying a broadsword, a further 80% of those broadsword owners end up dying in car accidents.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (tYPH9)

274 I dont think this is even about guns. They are mean girls who wanted to fuck with Leyla during exam time. If it wasn't a gun it would have been something else.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (beTd0)

275 Hot, smart, gun-slinger chick.
**bunk**

Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (xqfqx)

276 #235.

Peter Davison: It was a cricket bat and attire

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (OLCnA)

277 "Fact: 80% of Countries with nuclear weapons use them for duck hunting."

The remaining 20% allow Congressmen to use them on people who won't cooperate with confiscation of their legal firearms. Truth.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (iIzG7)

278 Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)


I have no problem with that. In fact, I would far prefer the standard to be every single appointee is deemed automatically fired, we can term it resigned if that makes people feel better, and then the new President decides who he wants to keep and can unresign them as need be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

279 It's very, very important that you understand that they are not acting.

They DO like him. Now. A lot.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (0NAbP)
---
They appreciate what he did....recently.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (vDqXW)

280 Poor girl. Obviously, Harvard was a her default college.

Roll Tide!

Posted by: Alabama University at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (H7LIz)

281 This wouldn't happen with dudes because they know there is a possibility you'll stomp their asses.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (NWiLs)

282 Well I found the true Whovian...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (CPchy)

283 Fuk I are gettin' olde. Wut t' fuk is a "thot", now?

"ENGLISH!!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?!"

Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (BfOXk)

284
Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)

Wait, you can do that?

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (beTd0)

285 To be fair,if Tom Arnold was a family member you would shoot yourself.
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (BXMxN)


He seems to have a steady gig on CBS shows of playing an annoyingly retarded hacker. I know he was on CSI New Orleans and I think Hawaii Five O, although I may have imagined that last one based on what an irritating piece of shit he was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (y7DUB)

286 I would now go out and buy a crossbow, which would be hung on my wall next to a stuffed wild boar head.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (VpIIl)

287 >>Yes, this is something worthy of outrage because the notion that roommates can go through all of your belongings because they think you might have a gun is, objectively, outrageous.


And reporting her to the landlord, who then reported her to the police!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (W+vEI)

288 266 That's awesome.



I just wish he were a better President.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)

Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)

Yup. Same story Jerry Pournelle used to tell. GHWB purged the Reganites everywhere. And new military policies began to be handed down that Billy Jeff accelerated.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (bcbK8)

289 I'm hiding in a bunch of dead trees on a northern PA ridge, shivering and hoping a buck walks past. The chance of that happening is considerably less than 80% so according to Tom Arnold I will probably end up shooting myself today.

Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (p+dL9)

290 Oh baby...

@BBCBreaking

The moment MPs vote to hold Theresa May's government in contempt of Parliament by 311 votes to 293

...

Government to publish Brexit legal advice in full, after MPs find it in contempt of UK Parliament

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (7TCRf)

291 I keep picturing the hottie from Alien Outlaw, as featured on Rifftrax. Stupid movie, of course, but she was bunk-worthy.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (xPJvm)

292 and then the new President decides who he wants to keep and can unresign them as need be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (mf5HN)

The way Levin presented it, no one was un-resigned. So I will just file this in my "STAY OUT THE BUSHES" file.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (DJFLF)

293 Fact: if you bought a stapler within the past year, there is a 79.982% chance you or someone you know will be eaten by a rapid polar bear named Kyle.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (tYPH9)

294 291 I keep picturing the hottie from Alien Outlaw, as featured on Rifftrax. Stupid movie, of course, but she was bunk-worthy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (xPJvm)

Oh God, was she hot.
And could shoot.
Would keep.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (bcbK8)

295 123 The South (Texas included) and the NE have nothing in common these days. If you are from the South and white and Christian and Right Wing, you are a fool.to go to the NE to live and/or go to college.

It is what it is. The divorce is coming.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (rwVFm)

Eh I moved from Alabama to Maine.

Outside of the urban areas they're more similar than you think.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)

296 When someone paraphrased Tom Arnold on Twitter by saying "so, 4 of 5..." , dumbass Tom shot back "NO, I said 80%!!"

Posted by: Golfman at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (lHdSL)

297 150: Nah, bitches need a prescription for an antipsychotic. "Fear took over my body"? Really? Nuts.

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (U7k5w)

298 289 I'm hiding in a bunch of dead trees on a northern PA ridge, shivering and hoping a buck walks past. The chance of that happening is considerably less than 80% so according to Tom Arnold I will probably end up shooting myself today.
Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (p+dL9)

Um, you're commenting from your blind? Isn't that cheating?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (RD7QR)

299 My takeaway is that she could have picked a much better university to attend. I won't hire Ivy Leagers, and those that my firm hired and put in my orbit didn't last a year.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (47yoT)

300 I think all appointees have to resign at the end of an administration.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (ZfRYq)

301 At least George HW Bush understood you needed to kick the appointed bums out. Probably his experience at the CIA.

Too bad his son did not do the same thing and we might have had to deal with George Tenet.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (CPchy)

302 Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (BfOXk)

THOT => that hoe over there

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (wd9fW)

303 Wait, you can do that?

Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (beTd0)
---
But you can't fire 7 government lawyers.

Posted by: George W. Bush at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (vDqXW)

304
I see a penis

Posted by: nurse ratched
_____________

*~picks up phone, dials the funny farm~*

Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (a6fvI)

305 "Poor girl. Obviously, Harvard was a her default college."

Had she stayed home, firearm ownership would have been encouraged by her profs. PLUS she could have had the pride of attending a school whose team is, once again, the WINNER OF THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP.
Roll Tide!

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (iIzG7)

306 It's a Brit show so all of them.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (T71PA)

I haven't been able to watch the new Dr. Who's. I think the concept is a little outdated, but its easy to see why people dig it.

But yeah, most of the Dr. Who's are pretty faggy. Haven't heard a lot of Nurse Who jokes though. Figured there'd be more given the rating stunt that are pulling.

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (zUD19)

307 I'm hiding in a bunch of dead trees on a northern PA ridge, shivering and hoping a buck walks past. The chance of that happening is considerably less than 80% so according to Tom Arnold I will probably end up shooting myself today.
Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (p+dL9)


Vaya con Dios, amigo.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (T71PA)

308 293 Fact: if you bought a stapler within the past year, there is a 79.982% chance you or someone you know will be eaten by a rapid polar bear named Kyle.
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (tYPH9)

Hey, I got injured by a stapler once!

Posted by: Kyle the polar bear at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (RD7QR)

309 Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (7TCRf)
Oh good, maybe the Jilly Johns will jump the channel and wreak their mayhem there.

Speaking of which, I read the sidebar item about the Arc de Triomphe and was surprised that the violence and rioting was not contained to Paris. One Iraqi immigrant shopkeeper compared it to the violence he witnessed in Mosul circa 2003.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (DJFLF)

310 273 Fact: 80% of knife owners end up buying a broadsword, a further 80% of those broadsword owners end up dying in car accidents.
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (tYPH9)

Considering my knife/broadsword ownership, I'm going to look into taking the bus to work more often.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK8)

311 actors like Tom must play a role of a smart guy, and then start to think they actually ARE smart guys. And being surrounded by dummies ... they never learn.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (Cus5s)

312 thot is twitterspeak for temporary hottie.

We do not have any evidence that this is the case here.

ace knows the rules.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (ZfRYq)

313 >>The South (Texas included) and the NE have nothing in common these days. If you are from the South and white and Christian and Right Wing, you are a fool.to go to the NE to live and/or go to college.


I'm willing to bet I've spent more actual time living and working in the south than you have in the north.

This really isn't true. Yes, NYC is different from rural Alabama. Guess what, Atlanta is different from rural Alabama.

And no, southerners are not universally lovely, generous, courteous people. Some are nice. Some are raging assholes, particularly to non-southerners.

And yes, we all know what bless your heart means.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (/tuJf)

314 I won't hire Ivy Leagers, and those that my firm hired and put in my orbit didn't last a year.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (47yoT)

Doing? and why didn't they hack it?

Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (zUD19)

315 Fact: 80% of spear attacks go unreported.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (tYPH9)

316
Eh I moved from Alabama to Maine.

Outside of the urban areas they're more similar than you think.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)

Yep. There are no red and blue states, just red and blue counties. Rural Maine, rural Texas and rural Washington are basically the same thing, outside of weather and accents. And Dallas inner city is the same as Los Angeles or Seattle.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (beTd0)

317 Here's the thing about that story. Doesn't that your roommates are going to rifle through your stuff *damage your enjoyment* of your residence?

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (vDqXW)

318 Outside of the urban areas they're more similar than you think.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)

Pretty much everywhere outside the cities is the same all over the country.

The scenery may be a bit different is all. Accents also.

Attitude and politics are about the same.

Take a look at the voting by county all over the country. It's a better look than using the states.

You'll see a sea or red with sections on the coasts that are blue and scattered blue conclaves in the inner area.

Seems liberals like large bodies of water.

The Country over all is red. If the libs were to secede they would have a tough time living on their own.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (wd9fW)

319 312 thot is twitterspeak for temporary hottie.

We do not have any evidence that this is the case here.

ace knows the rules.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (ZfRYq)

Pretty sure that's not true. IIRC, "thot" stands for "those hoes over there" so it's a synonym for slut.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

320 We have friends who sent their sweet, sane, conservative daughter to Harvard three years ago.

For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

321 "Hey, I got injured by a stapler once!

You ever get a glue stick cut on your tongue?

They hurt like hell.

Posted by: Joe Biden (Ret.) at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (cqNba)

322 @290

We like to shit on our system but I find British Parliament to be indecipherable.

Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (2JcMg)

323 OK H8ers. My memory failed me so I had to consult the Wayback Machine.

Thought the HW presidency was lacking? Do you think Dukakis would have worked out better?

That's not the part I had to look up. What were the GOP alternatives? One of these would probably have been better, but not enough people liked him.

Bush
Kemp
Dole
DuPont
Robertson
Haig
Laxalt
Stassen


Please to be giving an alternate history timeline that's better than what happened.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (fuK7c)

324 As a Moron noted earlier, he's easily in the top 50.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (0NAbP)


Yet, so is Owebama, so that's not saying much.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (F4u7C)

325 if the choice is between eloi and morlock well I just gotta ask - should we bbq or roast them?

Posted by: bored383 at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (zJ4nO)

326 Fact: 80% of switchblade attacks are carried out using single-action revolvers.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (tYPH9)

327 291 I keep picturing the hottie from Alien Outlaw, as featured on Rifftrax. Stupid movie, of course, but she was bunk-worthy.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (xPJvm)

OMG, how do I not have that one in my rifftrax library? That looks amazingly awful.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (7HtZB)

328 I won't interview Ivy Leaguer's here anymore. In fact, my colleague at one point suggested I start putting up stickers like a fighters jet on my wall for each confirmed kill.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (VpIIl)

329 Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)


Then couple that with how many Clinton appointee's W kept..

Telling.

Posted by: Blanco at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (QGdDN)

330 It is *so* cruel to name your kids after songs.

Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
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Screw you!
Posted by: Innagoddadavita Smith

Thanks for the newsflash.

Posted by: Muskrat Love at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (Z04f8)

331 thot is twitterspeak for temporary hottie.


I was told it means That Ho Over There.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (fuK7c)

332 Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (fuK7c)

I'll take Jack Kemp every day and twice on Sundays.

Not a deep bench in 88, I'll admit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (bcbK8)

333 My BFF had several friends who all had wacky schedules in college where they would be gone for alternate semesters. So they got a two-bedroom apartment together, and whoever was there that semester lived there. Worked out pretty well for the four years or so before they all finished their undergrad and grad degrees.

Most of the time, it was just three girls, but there was one notable semester with four of them. Two bedrooms, one bath. She spent a lot of time out of the apartment that semester.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (7NrzJ)

334 For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been
rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us
can stand to be around.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

The other nite we were talking about how the Left will attrition themselves due to their lack of procreation, but then my friend said it doesn't matter, the colleges are commie factories.

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (DJFLF)

335 Ha. I wanted to see when Bush was born so I went to the wikipedia entry. Scanning I saw that he increased legal immigration by 40% and banned the import of some semi autos.

It's funny how we joke about modern (D)s being socialists and modern (R)s being (D)s, isn't it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (0NAbP)

336 >>We have friends who sent their sweet, sane, conservative daughter to Harvard three years ago.

>>For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.


But, is she hot?

Does she like it in the butt?

Bless your heart...
But, you left out all the important information.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (/NB++)

337 My roommate horror story was from my time in the military. She didn't shower with any regularity. It was absolutely disgusting. My college roommates were my teammates. So, I had no problems other than some slight personality conflicts that were completely manageable. My neighbors in the dorms were assholes though. They like to do their stomp routines after midnight when I had to be up early for class.
Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (1uG1d)

There used to be some fairly common barracks remedies for that specific issue. If the chain of command didn't lay down the law one solution involved soap in a sock, another a scrub down that removed layers of skin. Usually the remedy only need to be applied once.

I seem to recall this being passed along very early in basic training as a general word of advice to anyone who might be a bit lazy.

Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (jdGlx)

338 I have no problem with that. In fact, I would far prefer the standard to be every single appointee is deemed automatically fired, we can term it resigned if that makes people feel better, and then the new President decides who he wants to keep and can unresign them as need be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM


Agree. Sometimes people need to be reminded that their allegiance is now to the 'new boss'.

Surprised we didn't hear of Trump doing this.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (e7O7B)

339 We have friends who sent their sweet, sane, conservative daughter to Harvard three years ago.

For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.


Posted by: Jane D'oh

--

What is even better is that the know-it-alls don't understand basic engineering or finance, and don't want to do actual work.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (47yoT)

340 Fact: 80% of infant mortalities in the US are a result of rifles having pistol grips.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (tYPH9)

341 Fact: 112% of Americans are killed in flint-lock duels.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (vDqXW)

342 For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

I had a conversation with my daughter the other day about going to art school instead of the traditional four-year university. (In this case, UT.) She seemed open to it.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (MX7xj)

343 Show us photos of the roommates, and I'll bet we can readily pick out the instigator.

There's a stink of jealosy in the air.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (+fPHo)

344 Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (/NB++)

She probably wouldn't want to hang around with an old coot like you anyway, so don't get your hopes up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (AllCR)

345 I'll take Jack Kemp every day and twice on Sundays.


Yes. That was the one I meant who could have been better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (fuK7c)

346 Fact: 80% of all pronouncements about statistics are actually pulled out of one's ass on the spot.

Never tell me the odds, kid.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (iIzG7)

347 Poor girl. Obviously, Harvard was a her default college.

Roll Tide!
Posted by: Alabama University at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (H7LIz)


Speaking of the Ivies and Roll Tide, I do so love this story:

https://tinyurl.com/y8ot7oxv


This proves that the kid is, in fact, worthy of all the accolades.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (mf5HN)

348 Danny Rolling gives the thots a round of applause.

Posted by: mr tmz at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (m/Gc2)

349 I'll take Jack Kemp every day and twice on Sundays.
---
I don't think Jack's into you.

Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (vDqXW)

350 320 We have friends who sent their sweet, sane, conservative daughter to Harvard three years ago.

For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (t849v)

351 Outside of the urban areas they're more similar than you think.

Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)

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IIRC that's about 20% of the U.S. population, though.

Which means 80% are pretty similar, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (0NAbP)

352 80%?

He was referring to Airsoft guns, I think. He just can't tell the difference between them.

Or possibly Super-Soakers, or Nerf guns.

Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (P1f+c)

353 Fact: if you come within 10 feet of an FFL, your chances of mutating into a giant slug increase by 80.01%.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (tYPH9)

354 Harvard had a fine football team right up through WW1. Now they are one with the suck.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (a2vo1)

355 >>Show us photos of the roommates, and I'll bet we can readily pick out the instigator. There's a stink of jealosy in the air.



Leyla was interviewed on Fox and all made-up and in a nice suit she fit right it. Pretty girl.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)

356 Guilty. I have Ivy League, Oxford educated offspring. But they can outshoot most guys, have an advanced karate belt, love history and will kick your ass in a second. Also, while I'm bragging, pretty enough to also be a model on TV shows, when not doing the day job.

It's about the values you teach at home...

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (VpIIl)

357 Oof. Just forget all those amendments, right? And also apparently B&E?

Posted by: lulz at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (ZsQ+b)

358 Fact: 112% of Americans are killed in flint-lock duels.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (vDqXW)

In the long run, we're all dueled.

Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (gDSJf)

359 Yep he is a smart one.

Got to an Ivy school and graduate with debt... so Roll Tide!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (CPchy)

360 Wondering if this girl now needs a place to stay? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (VpIIl)

361
I was a Kemp guy, too. I think he kinda strayed to the middle toward the end. HUD isn't exactly the best stepping stone to national prominence.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (e7O7B)

362 thot is twitterspeak for temporary hottie.

We do not have any evidence that this is the case here.

ace knows the rules.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (ZfRYq)

Pretty sure that's not true. IIRC, "thot" stands for "those hoes over there" so it's a synonym for slut.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (KUaJL)

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I thought it was "that ho owes taxes" from Webcam income.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (ffYR/)

363 Fact: if you come within 10 feet of an FFL, your chances of mutating into a giant slug increase by 80.01%.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (tYPH9)
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Fake News!

Posted by: Gregor Samsa at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (vDqXW)

364 And yes, I've encountered rude jerks in the north and rude jerks in the south. And the divide is indeed rural versus urban, with the burbs in between. We're sufficiently homogenized that it's impossible to really divide us regionally anymore.

And, of course, I almost posted that as Kyle the polar bear.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

365 Things to bring to college:
Underwear
Socks
Pants/jeans
Shirts/blouses
Sweats
Pajamas
Slippers and/or flip-flops
Sweaters
Light/heavy jackets
Gloves/scarf/hat (and other foul-weather gear as needed)
1 pair of boots
2 pairs of sneakers or comfortable/walking shoes
1 set of business-casual clothes
1 pair of dress shoes
1 swimsuit
solid core door
Abus door lock
gun safe

Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (9gi59)

366 The South (Texas included) and the NE have nothing in common these days.

"New England" or "California" or anything you see on TV is only that which creates news and is therefore only from the cities and capitals where news reporters are. In other words, the South, to me, is Atlanta and New Orleans, so, eing from rural NH, I agree with you.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (Ydn2k)

367 NRCC email hacked

"We don't want to get into details about what was taken because it's an ongoing investigation," said a senior party official. "Let's say they had access to four active accounts. I think you can draw from that."

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (QkjLD)

368 *bops Bander on nose with rolled up newspaper*

BAD! BAD!

Stop teasing with the Kemp!

BAD! BAD!

*bops again*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (mf5HN)

369 When that girl does move out, and the remaining tenants are suddenly the victims of a hot burglary, the next sound you'll hear will be me, laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (iIzG7)

370 "It's about the values you teach at home..."

Not when they get outnumbered 100 to 1 it's not. This is crazy talk, like your adolescent won't be influenced by other adolescents.

Posted by: lulz at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (ZsQ+b)

371 364 And yes, I've encountered rude jerks in the north and rude jerks in the south. And the divide is indeed rural versus urban, with the burbs in between. We're sufficiently homogenized that it's impossible to really divide us regionally anymore.

And, of course, I almost posted that as Kyle the polar bear.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

I even know Canadians who aren't polite.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (nBr1j)

372 Somebody should have gotten those bitches under control.

Posted by: The Anti-Joy at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (vDqXW)

373 solid core door
Abus door lock
gun safe

Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM

*******

And a comfortable conceal carry holster.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (0tfLf)

374 ..of course, I'm excluding the 80% of Americans who are black and/or gay from that statistic!

Posted by: Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (Ydn2k)

375 Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)

Then couple that with how many Clinton appointee's W kept..

Telling.
Posted by: Blanco at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (QGdDN)


Before Rupert ruined the WSJ they had a series of editorials titled "Who is Webb Hubbell" in which they pointed out that Slick requested the resignation of every existing US Attorney, which he legally could do but no-one prior to Bent Willy had ever done so.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (y7DUB)

376 361
I was a Kemp guy, too. I think he kinda strayed to the middle toward the end. HUD isn't exactly the best stepping stone to national prominence.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (e7O7B)

HUD was a dead-end, given to him for that reason.

His health failed him too, in the end. Too bad, he was a good guy, a clear thinker.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (bcbK8)

377 Two words: Revenge Porn.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (VpIIl)

378 >>I even know Canadians who aren't polite.


They just miss the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (/NB++)

379 Fact: 80% of spear attacks go unreported.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (tYPH9)
.........

Kinda hard to report when you're being boiled in oil. Just ask Bob.

Posted by: pygmy cannibals at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)

380 Worst college football experience was at the Cotton Bowl when Texas Tech played Alabama the same year Texas won the National Championship.

My brother and I sat in the Alabama fan section. We mostly had good times with the fans around us, being fans of the other team, however there was a young kid, maybe 13 or 14 that started trash talking about how suck the Big 12 is and the SEC rules everything. I reminded him that the SEC wasn't top that year. He commenced to cussing my brother and I out, dropping every f and s bomb he could, all while his mother sat beside him, cheering him on. "YOU TELL EM SON!!!!"

I lost any and all respect for Alabama football fans at that point.

Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (F4u7C)

381 Fact: spicy mustard has an 80% chance of spontaneously combusting at any moment, if it does so within 500,000 light-years of a firearm, there is an 80% chance that your car will teleport to New Zeeland.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (tYPH9)

382 UA offers full rides to all national merit scholars. Its why I went to the school too. I'm sure you'll find it shameful but I never went to a football game while there.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (t849v)

383 >>Got to an Ivy school and graduate with debt... so Roll Tide!

My niece went to Harvard. Graduated with about $5,000 in debt.

One thing about the Ivies these days, if you are middle class you probably aren't paying much to go there. They have so much grant and aid money available you have to be a fool to pay much out of pocket.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

384 I was big on Kemp until he debated Al Gore, Gore hit him with an "I respect you because you aren't horrible like all the other Republicans" and he responded with "yeah its too bad they are so horrible."

Those are not exact quotes, but that was it for me with Kemp.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (ZfRYq)

385 When that girl does move out, and the remaining tenants are suddenly the victims of a hot burglary, the next sound you'll hear will be me, laughing my ass off.

You dog, posting a "Gun-Free Zone" sign on their lawn like that!

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (Ydn2k)

386 Tom Arnold should be agitating for bow and arrow control on North Sentinel Island...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (CPchy)

387 A friend's son attends Harvard to play football - after three years all he says is, "stick with the team, avoid the girls and play it out until you get the paper." Smart kid.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (AjNMO)

388 Here's the second Captain Marvel trailer in case anyone's interested:

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=0LHxvxdRnYc

IMO Larson just seems unable to pull off a compelling badass female heroine. Making a constipated face doesn't make up for the lack of charisma.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (/qEW2)

389 305---Had she stayed home, firearm ownership would have been encouraged by her profs.......
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (iIzG7)
----------------------------------
Alas, not so.
There is far less difference between the Harvard and Alabama faculty than you might think.

(The real difference is in the student body.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (Rxduq)

390 343 Show us photos of the roommates, and I'll bet we can readily pick out the instigator.

There's a stink of jealosy in the air.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (+fPHo)
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Yeah, in looking at the pic, she looks to be attractive. And, I suspect, as an Alabama gal, has that sweet southern accent that tends to bowl the guys over.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (qC1Sy)

391 >>IMO Larson just seems unable to pull off a compelling badass female heroine. Making a constipated face doesn't make up for the lack of charisma.



I know, right?
Her superpower appears to be resting b#tch face, lol!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

392 Btw, when Levin was reminiscing about GHWB, he reminded the audience what a jooo hating POS James Baker was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (y7DUB)

393 Fact: if you come within 10 feet of an FFL, your chances of mutating into a giant slug increase by 80.01%.

Little known fact, this is the inspiration for my horror novella, The Metamorphosis.

Posted by: F Kafka at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (9gi59)

394 Has there been a flamboyant gay Dr yet?
=====

John Pertwee had the Dr as an excruciatingly dandified kung-fu fighter.

I liked the Brit Army guy and Pertwee gave me hives.

Romana (her last name was a joke) as portrayed by Mary Tamm was the best of the other Timelords.


Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (MIKMs)

395 >>Her superpower appears to be


True Fact : Her Golden Lasso has two heads.

Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (/NB++)

396 380 It's true that we have some trash in the fan base - it's why we cherish how obnoxious LSU and Georgia fans are; it makes us look better.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (AjNMO)

397 391 >>IMO Larson just seems unable to pull off a compelling badass female heroine. Making a constipated face doesn't make up for the lack of charisma.



I know, right?
Her superpower appears to be resting b#tch face, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

They're trying to compare her to Wonder Woman...and failing. Wonder Woman was more feminine and better dressed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (bcbK8)

398 378 They just miss the Stanley Cup.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (/NB++)

Well too bad. A team captained by a Russian won.

That means it now belongs to Vladimir Putin for the rest of Putin's life.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (UnA8+)

399 #Fact - The truth is 80% lies. That's as straight as I can be.

Posted by: Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (Ydn2k)

400 Mar-vell is a MALE!

Posted by: Axeman 30-years in denial and counting. at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (vDqXW)

401 I figure I'm all set: They come for my guns, I've got a couple cross bows, they come for that I've got a couple swords.

By the time they get to the swords the country will be split.

Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (wd9fW)

402 Factoid:

100% of people who drink water die.
100% of people who don't drink water die faster.

motherfuckinghamsterfucker.....what's a lonely girl to do?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)

403 >>> I even know Canadians who aren't polite.
-Northernlurker
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Well, yeah, but Montreal doesn't count.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (Rxduq)

404 Fact: 80% of shoe-laces have been contaminated with the bubonic plague due to legal firearm ownership.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (tYPH9)

405 There used to be some fairly common barracks remedies for that specific issue. If the chain of command didn't lay down the law one solution involved soap in a sock, another a scrub down that removed layers of skin. Usually the remedy only need to be applied once.

I seem to recall this being passed along very early in basic training as a general word of advice to anyone who might be a bit lazy.

Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM



As a brand new second lieutenant way back in the day, the first direct order I had to give as to a soldier to go take a shower. Gawd he stunk! He said he didn't shower regularly at home and thought he could do the same here.

I told him obey my order or the choice will be an Article 15 or a blanket party...his option.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (0tfLf)

406 You dog, posting a "Gun-Free Zone" sign on their lawn like that!
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (Ydn2k)

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Heh.

I just had this vision of a salesman showing up at the door of these foolish gals and selling them the sign.

Make a wagers they'd be more than willing to pay for the privilege of advertising their woke cred?

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (qC1Sy)

407 Yeah Romana is why this new female Dr. Who struck all the wrong notes. Romana is a Time Lord. There was no glass ceiling for this new one to break, it had already been broke decades ago.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (CPchy)

408 >>it makes us look better. Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (AjNMO)

Not unlike the Ohio State super-fan phenomenon...

Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)

409 She should sue her roommates AND their parents for every nickle they have.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (mpXpK)

410 💩venatti isn't going to run for president in 2020 because his family doesn't want him to. Damn! I was hoping that 2020 would eclipse 2016 as a sh!tshow. The entertainment value would be incalculable!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (hSQF+)

411 Well too bad. A team captained by a Russian won.

That means it now belongs to Vladimir Putin for the rest of Putin's life.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (UnA8+)
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What's that?

Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (vDqXW)

412 Do those guns that are causing anxiety have legs? Are they sentient?

If Leyla has sentient guns they are probably smarter than the roommates.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (nBr1j)

413 DJT and FLOTUS pay respect to GHWB:

https://tinyurl.com/y7ba9pch
(link goes to twitter)

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (DJFLF)

414 The business school at Alabama has a number of right wing professors. Present dean of finance last I checked was pretty open about his Christianity in class. Had an econ professor briefly tangent that Nazis were socialists and it was in the name.

Humanities were hopelessly left wing though. I had most of my prereqs before going to college from ap but had a philosophy teacher pushing dems pretty hard.

Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (t849v)

415 Brie Larson's constant expression reveals her superpower: smelling farts before they happen.

Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (jTnEf)

416 The Baker Doctor Who with Romana and K9 - the great old days.

Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (AjNMO)

417
And, I suspect, as an Alabama gal, has that sweet southern accent that tends to bowl the guys over.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM


There was this southern girl who transferred to my high school in like the 11th grade. Great accent that made my pants feel funny. The other girls accepted her. At first. Then the knives came out and she lost the southern accent in mere weeks.

I always laugh at the (made up) definition of misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate each other.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (e7O7B)

418 They're trying to compare her to Wonder Woman...and failing. Wonder Woman was more feminine and better dressed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (bcbK


Forget all that. Wonder Woman *smiled.*

I'd jump off a bridge of it meant Gal Gadot would smile at me on the way down.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

419 Fact: 80% of Tom Arnold's testicles were lost during his marriage to Roseanne Barr. Shrinkage!!!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (hSQF+)

420 I attended a Pac-12 school back when it was just the Pac-8 (you're looking at 40 years of inflation there, friends), and I feel qualified to say that if it weren't for the ACC, the only football in America would the SEC (yeah, still not watching the NFL).

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (iIzG7)

421 Rundown of what's happening in France and Europe.

https://gab.com/media/image/ bq-5c0608aa8203d.jpeg

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (rwVFm)

422 Missy was a prelude as she was The Master transmogrified.

I think this Dr. would be a lot better with good writing. She ends up talking too much about "luuv" of course. I think the new show runner is a chick.

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (ZfRYq)

423 415 Brie Larson's constant expression reveals her superpower: smelling farts before they happen.
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (jTnEf)

I had the same expression watching the trailer as she had in the trailer.

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (7HtZB)

424 MA is a "may issue" state with 'safe storage' requirements. You know the stuff that Heller and Miller said was unconstitutional. MA requires a permit to POSSESS any fire or ammunition component. That's right, you are a felon for having a brass case without a permit in MA.

She obtained an unrestricted License to Carry in Somerville, MA which is what 93% of permit holders in MA have. In MA each city/town issues licenses and some, like Boston, Brookline, Cambridge, Watertown, place "restrictions" on Licenses to Carry effectively making them "no carry licenses to carry". So if you are a resident of the 9 or so fiefdoms in MA which issue restricted licenses you are a second class citizen compared to all other residents of the state. Visitors to your city/town with permits from out of town have more carry rights than you might have in your own city/town.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (Sqor6)

425 Hello. I shall never ever catch up. I will just assume you've all been clever.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)

426 It's either Romana or Fred.

Alright, call me Fred.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (OLCnA)

427 I'd jump off a bridge of it meant Gal Gadot would smile at me on the way down.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (KUaJL)


That look she gave Chris Pine to have him come into her room....

Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ZfRYq)

428 425 Hello. I shall never ever catch up. I will just assume you've all been clever.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)

That's awful generous of you.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (KUaJL)

429 278 Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)

I have no problem with that. In fact, I would far prefer the standard to be every single appointee is deemed automatically fired, we can term it resigned if that makes people feel better, and then the new President decides who he wants to keep and can unresign them as need be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (mf5HN)


I agree. Funnily enough, it seems like only Democrat presidents do that, however.

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (xjiRE)

430 Yeah Romana is why this new female Dr. Who struck all the wrong notes.


I only watched the regeneration episode of the new series, but the new girl acted just like a regenerating Doctor. I didn't have any grrl power problems with it.

Except the only Doctor I want to watch is David Tenant, and she isn't David Tenant.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (fuK7c)

431 GRAMMIE PIRATE!

hope you are doing well and not pushing it. blessings and prayers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (d7Ww2)

432 Fact: 80% of American bus drivers quit due the fact that their bus has an 80% chance of breaking the space-time continuum when used on Thursdays in the same county as a gun.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (tYPH9)

433 Grammie Winger!!!


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (CPchy)

434 The business school at Alabama has a number of right wing professors. Present dean of finance last I checked was pretty open about his Christianity in class. Had an econ professor briefly tangent that Nazis were socialists and it was in the name.

Humanities were hopelessly left wing though. I had most of my prereqs before going to college from ap but had a philosophy teacher pushing dems pretty hard.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (t849v)

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My daughter is just finishing up a Nursing degree there. She said the crazy is there, but you have to go look for it. It is in no way shoved in your face.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (ffYR/)

435 Plant one in your room and one in the bathroom and one in the kitchen.

be prepared for thoughts of death and destruction and immediate moving tho.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (wd9fW)

The one in the bathroom will get you prison time and a lifetime label of sex offender...

Posted by: model_1066 at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (FvkgH)

436 425 Hello. I shall never ever catch up. I will just assume you've all been clever.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)

Hello Grammie. I've been praying.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (nBr1j)

437 "Brie Larson's constant expression reveals her superpower: smelling farts before they happen."

Brie Larson has one facial expression more than Barbara Bain. Just one.

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (iIzG7)

438 418 They're trying to compare her to Wonder Woman...and failing. Wonder Woman was more feminine and better dressed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (bcbK


Forget all that. Wonder Woman *smiled.*

I'd jump off a bridge of it meant Gal Gadot would smile at me on the way down.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (KUaJL)

Exactly. WW was feminine and heroic. Gal Godot and Patty Jenkins knocked it out of the park with her.

Captain Bitchface looks...dull.

Might be the second Marvel movie I skip...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (bcbK8)

439 IMO Larson just seems unable to pull off a compelling badass female heroine.

From the pictures I've seen, she looks like Wonder Ordinary-Girl. Doesn't look like it'd be much fun, either, with all the Looking Stern And Serious.

Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (LBYpQ)

440 Dr Who ended about two years ago when Steven Moffat left. His last show had the last real doctor meet the first doctor, to wind up the show. He did that on purpose to show that any further shows weren't authentic Dr Who.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (47yoT)

441 If Leyla has sentient guns a used dog turd and a broken hammer, they are probably smarter than the roommates.

Posted by: Joe Biden (Ret.) at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (cqNba)

442 Thank you nurse. This stuff is for the birds.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (ueCJI)

443
I just wish he were a better President.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)

Amen!

Listening to some of these treacly tributes, I'm wondering about anyone else remembering "New World Order," and his being the first president to ever utter it, HW admitting he voted for Hildawg over Trump, and all the Bush clan saying Slick was a brutha from anotha mutha. Blech.

How are you lauded for your patriotism when you declared the U.S. had to get on board with the NWO?

"Compassionate conservatism/1,000 Points of Light?" Give me a break.

And while HW and "Bar" never made a crack about McLame, Bar sneered that she wished Palin would go back to Alaska.

Globalists.

I know there's the idea of not speaking ill of the dead, but facts exist as well.

Posted by: SandyCheeks at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (tGSHk)

444 Get off me, you paste eaten sock

Posted by: V at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (cqNba)

445 422 Missy was a prelude as she was The Master transmogrified.

I think this Dr. would be a lot better with good writing. She ends up talking too much about "luuv" of course. I think the new show runner is a chick.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (ZfRYq)
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Recently tried to watch the good Dr. Found it to be an unwatchable mess. And that was before they changed the Dr.

Sounds like they're going for gimmick over writing.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (qC1Sy)

446
Slate writer disses Sully, the doggeh who kept watch by GHWB's casket:


https://tinyurl.com/y7kc4sxk

Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (DJFLF)

447 Grammie! How are you doing?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (0tfLf)

448 425 Hello. I shall never ever catch up. I will just assume you've all been clever.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)

Pirate Grammie! How are you feeling?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (RD7QR)

449 One thing about the Ivies these days, if you are middle class you probably aren't paying much to go there. They have so much grant and aid money available you have to be a fool to pay much out of pocket.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (/tuJf)

You don't qualify for aid until you tell the university and the government exactly how much money you and your parents make.

So they know to charge you the most someone with your financial means is willing to pay, on average. It's nearly perfect price discrimination, extracting the maxmimum potential revenue from every customer.

Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (gDSJf)

450 Hello. I shall never ever catch up. I will just assume you've all been clever.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM


Hey Grannie -- Did you see what the Pope had to say about Lutherans and Methodists. Hard to believe but language warning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (e7O7B)

451 Thank you Northernlurker. I'm sick of myself already.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (ueCJI)

452 GRRRAAAMMMMIIIEEEEE PIRATE!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (fuK7c)

453 POLITICO
Exclusive: Emails of top NRCC officials stolen in major 2018 hack

Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (QkjLD)

454 80%? Every Family member of age I have has guns... I'm so dead I guess...Yet here I still am.... Must be some sort of miracle!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (O2RFr)

455 452 GRRRAAAMMMMIIIEEEEE PIRATE!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (fuK7c)

Grammie Mhaol?

Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (UnA8+)

456 Grammie, been keeping an eye out for you!

/I denounce myself.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (qC1Sy)

457 Fact: 80% of polaxes are used to poach Bald Eagles.

Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (tYPH9)

458 451 Thank you Northernlurker. I'm sick of myself already.
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (ueCJI)

Welcome back!!!

I'm glad you're not a ghost pirate

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (bcbK8)

459 Shit

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (cqNba)

460 Moffatt has a lot of the blame for the direction Who has gone. A lot more Grrl Pwr stuff. More PC stuff. The Silurian lizard lady with her female human lover. Completely ruining the character of Jack by turning him into a gay stereotype.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (CPchy)

461 Embedded - I'll have to check the link when I get access to my laptop. I'll be sure to watch, thanks.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (ueCJI)

462 >>So they know to charge you the most someone with your financial means is willing to pay, on average. It's nearly perfect price discrimination, extracting the maxmimum potential revenue from every customer.

Worked out pretty well for my sister and her husband. Her two boys who went to state universities didn't make out nearly as well.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (/tuJf)

463 456 Grammie, been keeping an eye out for you!

/I denounce myself.



As you should

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (ueCJI)

464
* snickers *

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (e7O7B)

465 >>Slate writer disses Sully, the doggeh who kept watch by GHWB's casket

In a better time, that writer's editor would've asked her to please stop fucking around and deliver some printable copy.

Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)

466 449
You don't qualify for aid until you tell the university and the government exactly how much money you and your parents make.

So they know to charge you the most someone with your financial means is willing to pay, on average. It's nearly perfect price discrimination, extracting the maxmimum potential revenue from every customer.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (gDSJf)


Isn't that a wee bit illegal? What would happen to an auto repair shop who tried that?

Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (xjiRE)

467 new thread

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (L01V2)

468 As you should
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (ueCJI)
----------------

Seriously, though, was worried, glad you're back.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (qC1Sy)

469 Welcome back, grammie!

Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (7HtZB)

470 Kallisto...

I am not even going to click on that link. Dissing a service dog. What do they say in the Westerns, 'there's someone who needs a killing.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (CPchy)

471 Graduating without any bills...easy:
ROTC Scholarship.
Best way to fund college AND...a guaranteed job at the end of school that also provides a security clearance (opens a lot of employment doors later on).

Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (0tfLf)

472 466: The auto shop I use does not give financial aid

Posted by: CN at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (U7k5w)

473 grammie!!!! Welcome back!

Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (7p3A+)

474 NOOD! Is Paris Burning?

Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:21 PM (iIzG7)

475 I'll have to drop out soon as I cannot see well. I appreciate all your good wishes. This is such a family here. Complete with black sheep. I'll. Be back later as eyes permit. Love.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:21 PM (ueCJI)

476 Hello. I shall never ever catch up. I will just assume you've all been clever.

Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)

=====

You are more highly evolved because the 'little old lady in tennis shoes' and then 'the red hat and purple dress' and then 'pink hat' has finally grown up to pirates and everywoman with a black eye patch spitting on hands and starting to slit throats.

It's Evolutionary. Best wishes that your recovery and revolution is complete.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2018 01:22 PM (MIKMs)

477 Brie Larson's constant expression reveals her superpower: smelling farts before they happen.
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (jTnEf)

I had the same expression watching the trailer as she had in the trailer.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (7HtZB)


Yeah. While I would love to pre-hate it for SJW sins real and imagined... The video equivalent of quaaludes vibe from Brie seals the deal. I've already started to subtly poison my 12 year old son's excitement (to be fair he was hardly overwhelmed by the trailer anyway) so we don't waste a movie day on this crap.

Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 01:23 PM (jdGlx)

478 Has there been a flamboyant gay Dr yet?
=====

John Pertwee had the Dr as an excruciatingly dandified kung-fu fighter.

I liked the Brit Army guy and Pertwee gave me hives.

Romana (her last name was a joke) as portrayed by Mary Tamm was the best of the other Timelords.


Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (MIKMs)


"So you're my replacements, eh? A dandy and a clown"
- William Hartnell, the Three Doctors

The Brigadier was played by Nicolas Courtney, a great character, although too non-PC for today's crowd.

And don't talk smack about Pertwee. The first four were the best.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 01:24 PM (/qEW2)

479 .....I feel qualified to say that if it weren't for the ACC, the only football in America would the SEC (yeah, still not watching the NFL).
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (iIzG7)
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Maybe the Big Ten, not the ACC.
The ACC is not a great football conference, although it often has one team in the top 5 --- usually Clemson or Fla State.

The Big Ten......

Oh, let's face it. There is the SEC and then there is the rest.

(BTW, Notre Dame is not in the ACC for football. Don't ask me how that works. Of course, they shouldn't be in the ACC at all. But that's another subject.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2018 01:25 PM (Rxduq)

480 Isn't that a wee bit illegal? What would happen to an auto repair shop who tried that?
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (xjiRE)

It happens in other less precise forms with coupons and discounts, the rationale mostly being that the kind of people that seek out the better deals weren't willing to pay full price in the first place. Obviously the random shop doesn't know your exact financial situation to give you the optimal discount though.

The way unis have taken advantage of it is by overcharging nearly everyone and the using the financial aid system to cut the costs down for the people unable/unwilling to pay full price. So most people volunteer their financial status to qualify for aid, and the only people that don't are those who wouldn't qualify anyway.

Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:28 PM (gDSJf)

481 As a brand new second lieutenant way back in the day, the first direct order I had to give as to a soldier to go take a shower. Gawd he stunk! He said he didn't shower regularly at home and thought he could do the same here.

I told him obey my order or the choice will be an Article 15 or a blanket party...his option.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (0tfLf)


Exactly. You can get used to YOUR stink (especially if everboys else stinks), but somehow you NEVER get used to someone else's stink. Not cool man.

Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 01:29 PM (jdGlx)

482 The problem with the divide is the very successful propaganda blitz and brainwashing coming out of the Marxist NE and Hollywood the past 100 years that Southerners are subhuman garbage people who deserve to be subjugated.

Funny how those from outside the South refuse to acknowledge this and behave accordingly. It's almost as if they believe it.

Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 01:31 PM (GxycF)

483 I liked the Brigadier a whole lot more than Pertwee. This was the 70's so not exactly pro-military but one episode in particular, think it was with Silurians, was really bad. The aliens as usual were running around zapping humans and the Brigadier was all for rounding them up. The Doctor kept hitting on him for wanting to round them up, so knee jerk military, ya know? The score was something like 4 or 5 humans dead and one alien slightly wounded. By the end of the episode I wanted the Brigadier to shove the Doctor into the cave with the aliens and then seal it. He wanted to learn from them? Fine, but leave the rest of us out of it....

Posted by: Lirio100 at December 04, 2018 01:40 PM (JK7Jw)

484 "Maryland is populated entirely by mutants."

As a native Virginian, I can attest to the truth of this statement.

Posted by: barbarausa at December 04, 2018 01:44 PM (eWUpO)

485 Yeah, I know there are privacy and 2A implications here but there are some complications too. What was the law in her jurisdiction about bringing in guns? Did her roommates know she had them prior to her moving in? I hate having roommates but even I am forced to admit it's a two-way street.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (RD7QR)


The police admitted she was in compliance with all applicable Mass. laws. To hell with her roommates. She needs to sue her roommates as well as her landlord. I don't know of any lease that permits someone to break it without good reason.

Posted by: Bill R. at December 04, 2018 01:53 PM (IuYIh)

486 Fear took over my body, and I shot my privacy invading, paranoid, Leftist roommates.

Posted by: Leyla thegun owning Bible clinger from Alabama at December 04, 2018 01:56 PM (EATOD)

487 Oh for Christ's sake! Doesn't anybody bobby-trap their gun caches anymore?

Posted by: R. Lee Ermey at December 04, 2018 02:18 PM (0dmP2)

488 So now some students with long probing noses are sticking their snoots into whats not their concern Damn stupid bunch of jerks need a poke in their big fat snouts

Posted by: Tamaa Bird 1000 Voices at December 04, 2018 05:11 PM (wGqjj)

489 tom knows from all the movies he made that had guns in them (ya, props, but he does not know the difference. both scarry)

Posted by: NJ avoider at December 04, 2018 05:26 PM (Wa5hI)

490 "Being from Alabama and Owning Guns."
But is she single?

Posted by: Othniel at December 04, 2018 05:52 PM (HfqCN)

491 465 - man, that bint who dissed Sully is a major sorehead. that much hate and sourness inside someone must corrode their internal organs. Starting with the brain and heart, of course. Screw her.

Posted by: vivi at December 04, 2018 06:35 PM (11H2y)

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A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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