aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Students Search Their Roommates' Room Without Permission, Then Demand The Landlord Evict Her. Her Crime? Being from Alabama and Owning Guns.
Legal guns.
Oh -- and she also wore a MAGA hat once. Her ratty thot roommates thought nothing of invading her privacy and knew that society as a whole would not only excuse their behavior, but defend it. And of course they were right. But she's Privileged you guys. She lost all rights to privacy and decency because she was white, from Alabama, and once wore a MAGA hat -- but that just shows how privileged she is."We discussed with Leyla that all of us are uncomfortable with having firearms in the house, and that their presence causes anxiety and deprives us of the quiet enjoyment of the premise to which we are entitled," the roommate wrote to [the landlord]. Pirnie said she feels her roommates violated her privacy and now they and her landlord are trying to violate her rights. "A few weeks ago, I came back to my apartment from a weekend trip and was confronted by one of my roommates who asked if I had guns in the house," she told the Free Beacon. "After being told far too many lies to count, my roommates finally admitted that they searched my closet, under my bed, and all of my drawers in pursuit of finding my guns." While she was given several different explanations for why the roommates entered and searched her room, the 24-year-old said she felt her political beliefs and where she is from played a significant role in the roommates' actions. "When I asked them why they were in my room to begin with, they each came up with completely contradicting stories (none of which made any sense), but one comment struck me in particular: ‘We saw that you had a MAGA hat and come on, you're from Alabama… so we just kind of assumed that you had something,'" she said. "I asked why they didn't just call me and ask me before intruding. One of the girls responded that fear took over her body and she felt compelled to search my room until she found proof… I cannot make this up." ... Pirnie feels she's being punished for being a gun owner. ... "Not only is this a blatant violation of my privacy, but it's also a violation of my rights."Certainly she would like to get away from these nasty thots, but the thing is: they're demanding she move out in the middle of exam season. That... takes a lot of time and effort. Especially because there will be near zero rooms to let at this time of year. And in further gun news -- Did you know no-talent former comedian Tom Arnold is very very smart? No seriously, he is. He knows all sorts of facts, like the #Fact -- #GoogleIt that 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member. Eighty percent. Yeah that sounds ballpark accurate to me. I'm not gonna bother looking it up. Sounds close to what I would have guessed.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:05 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:05 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:05 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:06 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (+BN1u)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (0tfLf)
My roommate and the RA thought I was a cop.
Even then, I had cop-face.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Rob in Katy at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (wYIYE)
Posted by: sOME mORON at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (ICWiF)
Posted by: nip at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (DfGpI)
ha! The man's a genius!
Look at how expertly he has managed his career!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: No One, Ever at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (pMGkg)
I have a feeling this is going to end up before a judge and the landlord is gonna have some 'splain' to do.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: jhawk90 at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (Xvo1a)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: davidt at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: Mike at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (swJ7s)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (so+oy)
https://tinyurl.com/y7we3o74
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (a2vo1)
She has "roommates" in an apartment that have full access to everything she has?
And how were said guns secured?
Were they even locked up?
Many holes in this tale of woe...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (47yoT)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (CIMpD)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (J70i0)
We're better than this.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (1ISKN)
Here, this will tide you over:
www.thechive.com
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (c3AZU)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Ripley at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (MxEKc)
I have a feeling this is going to end up before a judge and the landlord is gonna have some 'splain' to do.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:08 PM (e7O7B)
It's a tax. We're cool.
Posted by: John Roberts at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: Under Fire at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (hLRSq)
but of course she wouldn't since she is probably a responsible gun owner.
now the thing for her to do is raid each of their rooms and place the goodies out on the front porch with names attached.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:11 PM (8D42x)
So what is the home invasion, robbery, and rape rates for this higher institute of indoctrination?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)
Progressive Christmas songs... just saw this on the U Tube... funny
Willowed from last thread... guys are downright talented.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: Joe, no that other one at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (7pOq5)
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If there's ever been a man who really, really needs to be accused of tranny rape, Tom Arnold is that man.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM
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Am I going to rape someone while I'm a tranny, or rape someone who IS a tranny?...'cause I'm good either way.
Posted by: Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (NFEMn)
They searched her room while she was gone.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)
I used to come back from weekends away to find my closet ransacked, also my jewelry box, and then the worst offense was my vaseline jar, (that I used as chap-stick because better) had been gouged out by my one fatassed roomie who loved her some anal.
That jar went right in the trash.
Young female roomies are freaking animals. I understand this incident has 2A implications, but it's part of a bigger picture.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (DJFLF)
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They probably did something with her toothbrush.
Posted by: Jolo at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (WrMOC)
This would buy her time to get through exam week.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (a2vo1)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (+okw/)
Posted by: Terry McAuliff at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (so+oy)
the only way I can see that happening is if she's on the lease and they sublet from her. iirc, as long as each one has their name on the lease, they're responsible for their part of the rent.
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (8D42x)
I suspect if she were to go to small claims court in Boston she'd get treated the same way.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (NgKpN)
And then confronted her with their knowledge.
Not the sharpest pencils by far.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (hLRSq)
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Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)
Domestic violence survivor exemption
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (aKsyK)
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Okay horde have at this one!
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (NFEMn)
I'm gonna give Tom Arnold a pass. Considering he was married to Roseanne Barr he probably said something to the effect that 80% have *wanted* to shoot a family member and the reporter left that out.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (1uG1d)
Screechy Elizabeth Warren has never had a snowball's chance in hell to appeal beyond upper-middle-class professionals of her glossy stripe. Kirsten Gillibrand is a wobbly mediocrity. Cory Booker has all the gravitas of a cork. Andrew Cuomo is a yapping puppy with a long, muddy bullyboy tail. Both Bernie Sanders (for whom I voted in the 2016 primaries) and Joe Biden (who would have won the election had Obama not cut him off at the knees) are way too old and creaky.
To win in the nation's broad midsection, the Democratic nominee will need to project steadiness, substance, and warmth.
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (QkjLD)
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Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)
Domestic violence survivor exemption
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK
Ah yes, the some people are more equal than others exemption.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:14 PM (8D42x)
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You would think. But read the linked article.
Posted by: bluebell at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: Lab Rat at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (bcN8J)
Those assholes were in search of more than firearms. That was just their excuse to be nosy. Prolly looking for sex toys too.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (DJFLF)
The same thing is true of "discrimination". To discriminate is *actually* a good thing. Unless you wouldn't want to discriminate between a glory hole and a light socket.
The word means "to tell the difference". If you say we can treat European people--or men--different because they have "privilege" (which we will no longer tolerate them having) it's not *you* who are suffering the adverse affects of discriminating on the basis of race or sex ("discriminated against"), it is the WHITE GUY!
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:12 PM (CPchy)
well, considering that 25-50% of all college women are raped at some point, with some estimates being higher, it was only responsible of her to protect herself and her roommates.
that's the angle she should use. make them choke on their own statistics...
Posted by: SturmToddler at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (8D42x)
And, while I'm hoping, I hope Mass, NY and NJ start doing concealed carry reciprocity with WA state.
And that someone will give me a medium rare steak for lunch, for free.
And a blow job.
...ok, I'm past hoping and onto wishing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (Fs5vw)
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Don't be so sure. I'd clap her in irons!
Posted by: Obama Judge at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Piggy at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (T71PA)
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Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:13 PM (hrcfq)
Domestic violence survivor exemption
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (bcbK
Ah yes, the some people are more equal than others exemption.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (NgKpN)
nation of laws, not men and all that tommyrot
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (bcbK8)
Given the state of the current Democrat Party, that seems unlikely.
You sound rational, why are you staying with them?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (/tuJf)
During exam week? She has to move out?
They were trying to get her flunked out of school and arrested.
Vindictive little ...
Posted by: Buster Grey Horse at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (hrcfq)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (QkjLD)
Third times the charm!
Posted by: Hillary of Chappaqua at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Chicago at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (DJFLF)
You really DO have a low opinion of young female room mates huh?
I've heard stories--usually second-hand.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (CPchy)
Go of on their own, like, after one of the roommates has scoured her closet, pulled out the box on the back under a pile of shoes, assembled it and pointed it at someone???
Yeah, that'll happen.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (W+vEI)
Don't worry, Gandalf will save us."
Ok, that's funny right there.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (t849v)
I'm surprised MA doesn't have that as well.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (beTd0)
Because she has to live with mentally disturbed liberals who intrude upon private property with no regard to another person's rights?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:19 PM (H7LIz)
The power of Christ compels you!
*flicks holy water*
The power of Christ compels you!
Posted by: Father Damian Karras at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (BXMxN)
So....chapstick is better for anal than Vaseline?
Huh. Did not know that.
(don't hurt me)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (bcbK8)
You could have mixed some capsacin into a jar of vaseline and let her get a BIG surprise next time she used it.
Think people! think!
The fun is there if you think!
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (NFEMn)
umm...yeah.
Here's another story: I come home from school and hear roomie chatting on the phone all lovey dovey. Who was she chatting up? My boyfriend. She was offering him a beejer.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Father Damian Karras at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (NF2Bf)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (gA69l)
You still have her number?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (/tuJf)
I was young and didn't know those tricks. I was street smart but naive. Does that make sense?
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (rwVFm)
Had a doctor recommend that to me for my feet and she was correct. It works better and it's a lot cheaper.
It is greasier and so it can stain clothes and stuff. So walk around without for a while until it absorbs.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (H7LIz)
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Three Words! Tanned, rested, and ready for action!
Posted by: Joe E Biden, Genius at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (jGvbj)
Posted by: Mike at December 04, 2018 12:09 PM (swJ7s)
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You are theologically correct, through what Golding referenced in the title.
Posted by: Obama Judge at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: ShainS - NPC Media Survivor at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (WqPYg)
Those assholes were in search of more than firearms. That was just their excuse to be nosy. Prolly looking for sex toys too.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM
Yeah, they can tough to find sometimes:
http://www.sickchirpse.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Dildo-
mattress.jpg
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:21 PM (/tuJf)
No, but so you feel better, she is no longer 22 yrs old, maybe that knowledge will cool your tool.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (DJFLF)
We really need to get this Civil War over with.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (gA69l)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:18 PM (CPchy)
I knew twins named "Melissa" and "Jessica"-- born in 1973.
Yep, her parents LOVED the Allman Brothers.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)
Oh, and did you know Tom Arnold is not eligible to carry a firearm in his state? He has a mental health record which forbids it... The more you know.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (Tnijr)
That's apparently what my roommate did.
Much LOLs.
I had to start storing my 92 in the trunk of my car after that.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (NHpNR)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (VpIIl)
Ah, so projection strikes again, then.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (bcbK8)
I know.
It's only in my old age do I see what I should have done then.
I'm meaner too now so that helps.
Back then you wouldn't think of retaliation. So good for you.
You're a better person than they were.
Gotta admit that would've been funny as hell.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (wd9fW)
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And she should have expected this behavior from dumbsh!t Yankee lefties.
And could have avoided all this by storing the guns in a safe while she
was away.
Posted by: Lab Rat at December 04, 2018 12:16 PM (bcN8J)
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Would make zero difference in this story. I see nothing that says she didn't have them in a safe. If they went looking for guns and found a safe, that would equal guns to them.
Posted by: irright at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (pMGkg)
...Leyla goes away for the weekend, they search her entire room, report her gun to the landlord, the landlord then reports the guns to the police!
...and then *her roommates* claim they feel unsafe!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (W+vEI)
I had the sense jealousy was behind the midnight raid, that's for dang sure.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (beTd0)
She might have a daughter, though.
The apple doesn't fall far from the ButtSlut Tree, you know.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (/NB++)
...and then *her roommates* claim they feel unsafe!
Sounds like Layla has a helluva lawsuit on her hands.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (Agn5J)
Yep, her parents LOVED the Allman Brothers.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)
It is *so* cruel to name your kids after songs.
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (kYaht)
Posted by: Fritz at December 04, 2018 12:10 PM (2Mnv1)
He's Ron Pearlman's girlfriend?
Posted by: BignJames at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (cxHbL)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (DJFLF)
Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)
It is what it is. The divorce is coming.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (rwVFm)
Sounds like she needs to be institutionalized for her safety and ours.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (Tnijr)
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Guns *are* scary.
Posted by: Gersh Kuntzman at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (vDqXW)
standing next to his car, ripped the radio antennae off, and proceeded
to whip him with it until he cried like a little girl. That was over
food.
*that's* what I'm talkinabout
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Harvard at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)
Just that one weekend, but it was the seventies and everyone was doing a LOT of drugs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:23 PM (Tnijr)
Because destruction via Vaseline would be hilarious?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
Not if they are normal names.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)
I would think gun owners would be rapidly depleting their numbers, isn't that what dumbass wants?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK
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She could have them on their knees.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)
My house!
lol to be fair to the land whale who wanted to suck off my boo, he was a hottie.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)
Chasing after guys who weren't you.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (OLCnA)
Where were all these sex-crazed maniac chicks when I was in college?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)
Banging the Chads and ignoring you. Sad but true.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (t849v)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (NFEMn)
Just that one weekend, but it was the seventies and everyone was doing a LOT of drugs.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (wCmL
Yes, but Melissa and Jessica did become popular baby girl names in the '70's. So every one had the same idea.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
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Screw you!
Posted by: Innagoddadavita Smith at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Ho Ho Ho! Red Faced Rants are In at The Outrage Outlet! at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (hLRSq)
Perhaps on a "Meet an Inmate" forum.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (ctBVQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 12:27 PM (nBr1j)
Just being from AL makes her an enemy to them.
Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Uranus at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (KUaJL)
Well, your "comfort" is of course everyone else's highest priority, and as for anxiety, get a prescription for an SSRI.
Simple, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:17 PM (bcbK
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She could have them on their knees.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (vDqXW)
Oh, I see what you did there
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (VpIIl)
No seriously, he is. He knows all sorts of facts, like the #Fact -- #GoogleIt that 80 percent of all gun owners shoot themselves or a family member.
Sounds like we need to buy a gun for Tom Arnold, and another one for Roseanne, and await developments.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (YqDXo)
Storage laws don't apply if the homeowner has the firearm on their person. Nice loophole.
Go to the door armed. Hope it's not the law.
Firearms when not in use should be locked up or placed in a safe place and unloaded. If you have kids it's a no brainer. Bus some folks have no brains so some no brain lib makes a law about it.
Concealed carry for the win.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (NFEMn)
Banging the Chads and ignoring you. Sad but true.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (t849v)
We would think. But the truth is, they were actually banging a lot of losers and stoners. The real Chads were usually taken by the real Stacys..
Posted by: JoeF. at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:15 PM (QkjLD)
So then, the Donks need a pot-belly stove to run?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (fDU8w)
And Alabama only elects rock ribbed conservatives.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (KUaJL)
Women hate all women.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (beTd0)
Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)
You are ignorant as to how divided and different the South is from the NE. The previous Civil War plays little part while current year problems brought on by Marxist policies and infestations of all institutions have everything to do with it.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (rwVFm)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY COULD HAVE AVOIDED ALL THIS DISCOMFORT AND ANXIETY BY SIMPLY NOT SEARCHING THEIR ROOMMATE'S ROOM!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)
I had a roommate I wanted to kill. Really. Good thing I didn't, hiding that fat fuck would have been impossible without a backhoe.
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: wrg500 at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (QXubu)
Maybe you should cuddle more. A little more to the left.... That's it. Right there.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)
Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)
Well we do have Vaseline. Though I hear interesting things about chapstick too...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Burger Chef at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (RuIsu)
Well, if you have only one sister?
...I can see how divided a family can get.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:28 PM (KUaJL)
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Add another one. My only time in a dorm room was with a roommate that snored like he was replaning the floor.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (YpRda)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (Tnijr)
The hell you say. We're here. Surrounded and out numbered, but we're like LGOP's
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (VpIIl)
You are ignorant as to how divided and different the South is from the NE. The previous Civil War plays little part while current year problems brought on by Marxist policies and infestations of all institutions have everything to do with it.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM
....
Very true.
People from the south are nice and hospitable.
People from NE are assholes.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (ctBVQ)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:29 PM (beTd0)
This nonsense again? No, we don't hate all women. I had one two roomates in college. One transferred out. One I remained friends with. No problems
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (AllCR)
My roommate horror story was from my time in the military. She didn't shower with any regularity. It was absolutely disgusting. My college roommates were my teammates. So, I had no problems other than some slight personality conflicts that were completely manageable. My neighbors in the dorms were assholes though. They like to do their stomp routines after midnight when I had to be up early for class.
Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (BXMxN)
I like those odds. Are you accepting gifts, Mr. Arnold?
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at December 04, 2018 12:31 PM (YpRda)
It's really that simple.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (9Om/r)
Anyhoo, this person didn't think she could make it all the way down the hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night. So she'd pee in a coffee cup, then set it on the desk and leave it until morning. By which time the whole room smelled like piss.
After problems with her pretty much daily, I wound up getting her evicted for stealing, from me, and also from other people whose rooms she'd break into.
I don't think my experience was typical. But I can confirm first-hand, young female roommates do crazy sh!t.
Posted by: Lab Rat at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (bcN8J)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (ctBVQ)
As a lifelong resident of the center of the NE megalopolis, I wholeheartedly concur.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (RD7QR)
Hahahaha -
Oh, this shit kills me.
PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES.
Geography has nothing to do with it.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (/NB++)
Tucker and Dale vs Harvard Post-Grad Coeds and Their Neo-Commie Landlord
The kicker: I don't think the silly cunts found any of her guns.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (zUD19)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:34 PM (VpIIl)
hall to the bathroom in the middle of the night. So she'd pee in a
coffee cup, then set it on the desk and leave it until morning. By which
time the whole room smelled like piss.
yeah that's a problem.
Glad I only had to deal with petty larceny and attempted boyfriend- stealing crimes.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:34 PM (DJFLF)
FUCK those twats.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (F4u7C)
You must have reminded them of their favorite uncle.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (BXMxN)
.....
Exceptions prove the rule. So does garrett.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (ctBVQ)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:22 PM (DJFLF)
29 now, eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 04, 2018 12:35 PM (fDU8w)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)
I told him that by the same logic, he had no need to speak to me.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (47yoT)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (F4u7C)
All assholes are we?Okay.
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (BXMxN)
maybe not dyed in the wool a-holes...but haven't you noticed a difference in the comportment of people from where you live and say...Grand Rapids, MI?
We've noticed a huge difference between Philly and Lewes DE.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (DJFLF)
She refused - rightfully.
The company has not moved to evict her, but there was some threat that she would have to pay the rent for the whole place ($6k? WTF?). I suspect that is not enforceable.
So I am going to hold off on the outrage just yet.
I suspect this will get settled, and she will move out to somewhere else.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (ZfRYq)
Annie Oakley costume accessorized with a lever action rifle.
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (RD7QR)
He was like a brother to them.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:36 PM (/tuJf)
Oooh, I saw this one on pronhub.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (bcbK8)
Little VIA texted from his F/A-18 Squadron that two planes doing the GHWB flyover each have 'Barbara' painted on the sides.
Just like Naval Aviator Bush did with each of his planes in the war.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (VpIIl)
Let's fight the War of Southern Butthurt once again.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:26 PM (/NB++)
Ah yes,
because we can see there is no disdain for Southerners...
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (F4u7C)
oh some are livable with with a lot of forgiveness on everyone's part.
It's money that usually brings ppl together like that.
And then you find out who they really are and the money becomes less and less important as time goes on.
The worst problems are privacy and property.
There's always 1 that will steal and one that will snoop.
I learned to hide or lock up anything that I had to retain and keep private. No matter who they were or how they seemed.
A fun exercise is to plant a nanny cam (god I wish that stuff was available years ago) and watch what they do when you're not around.
Plant one in your room and one in the bathroom and one in the kitchen.
be prepared for thoughts of death and destruction and immediate moving tho.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (wd9fW)
Karma Estates.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (H7LIz)
I see a penis
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Well if it's on my boyfriend from 1989 you must be my roommate.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)
Out your window? At the mall? In your hand?
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (QkjLD)
It's probably more a culture of courtesy rather than strictly regional. Iowa is pretty polite too, so is MN and both are north.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (bcbK8)
>>because we can see there is no disdain for Southerners...
I have no problems with my sister humping friends from south of the Mason Dixon.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (/NB++)
"
Yes, however I would get a food taster. Just to be on the safe side.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (sf1AO)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (d7Ww2)
At least you're consistent.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (T71PA)
Okay, there is that one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: freaked at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Shep at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KP5rU)
Some of my peeps had 3 or 4 roommates and I always thought that was insane.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (beTd0)
Tucker and Dale vs Harvard Post-Grad Coeds and Their Neo-Commie Landlord
The kicker: I don't think the silly cunts found any of her guns.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:33 PM (zUD19)
The blonde chick that befriended them was hot, hot, hot.
Posted by: Sooner at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (Fs5vw)
How would this spending be accounted for in an audit?
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (H7LIz)
Okay, there is that one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)
Has there been a flamboyant gay Dr yet?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)
Of course, none of them were women. For better or worse.
I'm still good friends to this day with some of my former rommies, known them for more than half my life at this point.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (ctBVQ)
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (t849v)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (CPchy)
So I see Tom Arnold has reached the deranged Twitter feed stage of his career.
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (sf1AO)
Tom Arnold has a career????
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)
It's a Brit show so all of them.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (T71PA)
That did limit the field a bit but all to the good.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (/NB++)
List the expense under Diversity Training Kit, and no auditor will ask a single question.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (cqNba)
She refused - rightfully.
The actions by the roommates are absolutely tortious interference with her contractual rights. The use of the term quiet enjoyment in the email to the landlord was absolutely an attempt to portray her as being in violation of the lease.
Yes, this is something worthy of outrage because the notion that roommates can go through all of your belongings because they think you might have a gun is, objectively, outrageous.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (mf5HN)
Little VIA texted from his F/A-18 Squadron that two planes doing the GHWB flyover each have 'Barbara' painted on the sides.
Just like Naval Aviator Bush did with each of his planes in the war.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (cqNba)
That's awesome.
I just wish he were a better President.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:40 PM (KUaJL)
Well... seeing as how the Dr. was Married...
To a Woman.
We might get a little Christmas episode Lesbian action.
Posted by: Don Q at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (XKZwp)
Okay, there is that one.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (vDqXW)
She already has a female Muslim companion.
The most recent one was finally not full of woke. But it was a fairly pedestrian episode. Meh.
Writing is the real issue with this series of Doctor.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (47yoT)
This is probably true in the generality, but one verity remains:
Maryland is populated entirely by mutants.
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (Bdeb0)
is there something subliminal going on here?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 12:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Have you considered that there may be a penis dangling from some sort of rod attached to your head?
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (t849v)
Posted by: Darth Randall at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (p0nVR)
Posted by: tu3031 at December 04, 2018 12:39 PM (sf1AO)
I thought his career ended with "McCale's Navy."
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:44 PM (F4u7C)
Classless pricks. Now they act like they like him.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (H7LIz)
For this Christmas season Wally World has a Jurassic Park bike that says 'Escape the Island.' It has training wheels.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)
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As a Moron noted earlier, he's easily in the top 50.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: ITV at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (vDqXW)
If you believe your roommate has a gun, would the critical thinking in this situation be- "let's go look for it and piss her off, then attempt to undermine her by going to the landlord"?
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:37 PM (VpIIl)
Yeah, the South stealing the furniture and silverware, then deciding to smash a table, yet complaining like a two-bit about suffering the consequences.
Posted by: WOPR at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (RD7QR)
Oh, you know my friend Tim
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (bcbK8)
Exams don't care about your feelings!
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (H7LIz)
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It's very, very important that you understand that they are not acting.
They DO like him. Now. A lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (0NAbP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (CPchy)
Does it have a spider hanging on the fender?
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (wd9fW)
I just wish he were a better President.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)
Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: wrg500 at December 04, 2018 12:30 PM
Likewise in Eastern Washington. Shotguns too for chuckar and pheasant season.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (0tfLf)
Y'know, the funny thing with Dr Who is that it's one of the few TV/Movie franchises where you can replace the formerly white male actor with a diversity hire, and it'll be totally consistent with the show's internal logic.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (veoSD)
Reminds me of:
Uptight cunt: "If I were your wife, I would poison your drink.
Churchill: "Madame, if you were my wife I would drink it."
Posted by: Frasier Crane at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (maWmX)
i see a little silhouetto of a manhood
'scuse me, miss
'scuse me, miss
wanna do the flat tango?
Posted by: Anachronda at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (mf5HN)
Yes, but....
I kinda think that just gets sorted into the "people are assholes" bin.
Now, if they serve an eviction, and the sherrif comes and kicks her out....
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (ZfRYq)
Leaving aside legal issues, that argument is easily turned around. The lack of guns would cause the gun owner anxiety about home defense and deprive her of "quiet enjoyment".
In any case, since the suffix "-phobe" has become so popular, the question arises, "why should a bunch of narrow mind gunphobes be able to deprive me of my rights? They should be required to undergo an anti-gunphobe training program".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: dananjcon at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (xqfqx)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (OLCnA)
The remaining 20% allow Congressmen to use them on people who won't cooperate with confiscation of their legal firearms. Truth.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
I have no problem with that. In fact, I would far prefer the standard to be every single appointee is deemed automatically fired, we can term it resigned if that makes people feel better, and then the new President decides who he wants to keep and can unresign them as need be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
They DO like him. Now. A lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (0NAbP)
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They appreciate what he did....recently.
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Alabama University at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (CPchy)
"ENGLISH!!!!! DO YOU SPEAK IT MOTHERFUCKER?!?!?!"
Posted by: Sharkman at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (BfOXk)
Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Wait, you can do that?
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: steevy at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (BXMxN)
He seems to have a steady gig on CBS shows of playing an annoyingly retarded hacker. I know he was on CSI New Orleans and I think Hawaii Five O, although I may have imagined that last one based on what an irritating piece of shit he was.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (VpIIl)
And reporting her to the landlord, who then reported her to the police!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (W+vEI)
I just wish he were a better President.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)
Levin revealed a disturbing factoid yesterday. When GHWB assumed office, requests were sent to 3000 Reagan appointees for their resignation.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Yup. Same story Jerry Pournelle used to tell. GHWB purged the Reganites everywhere. And new military policies began to be handed down that Billy Jeff accelerated.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (p+dL9)
@BBCBreaking
The moment MPs vote to hold Theresa May's government in contempt of Parliament by 311 votes to 293
...
Government to publish Brexit legal advice in full, after MPs find it in contempt of UK Parliament
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (7TCRf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
The way Levin presented it, no one was un-resigned. So I will just file this in my "STAY OUT THE BUSHES" file.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (xPJvm)
Oh God, was she hot.
And could shoot.
Would keep.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (bcbK8)
It is what it is. The divorce is coming.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 12:25 PM (rwVFm)
Eh I moved from Alabama to Maine.
Outside of the urban areas they're more similar than you think.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)
Posted by: Golfman at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (lHdSL)
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (p+dL9)
Um, you're commenting from your blind? Isn't that cheating?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (47yoT)
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Too bad his son did not do the same thing and we might have had to deal with George Tenet.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (wd9fW)
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (beTd0)
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But you can't fire 7 government lawyers.
Posted by: George W. Bush at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Bob from NSA at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (a6fvI)
Had she stayed home, firearm ownership would have been encouraged by her profs. PLUS she could have had the pride of attending a school whose team is, once again, the WINNER OF THE SEC CHAMPIONSHIP.
Roll Tide!
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:42 PM (T71PA)
I haven't been able to watch the new Dr. Who's. I think the concept is a little outdated, but its easy to see why people dig it.
But yeah, most of the Dr. Who's are pretty faggy. Haven't heard a lot of Nurse Who jokes though. Figured there'd be more given the rating stunt that are pulling.
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (zUD19)
Posted by: Cosda at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (p+dL9)
Vaya con Dios, amigo.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (tYPH9)
Hey, I got injured by a stapler once!
Posted by: Kyle the polar bear at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (RD7QR)
Oh good, maybe the Jilly Johns will jump the channel and wreak their mayhem there.
Speaking of which, I read the sidebar item about the Arc de Triomphe and was surprised that the violence and rioting was not contained to Paris. One Iraqi immigrant shopkeeper compared it to the violence he witnessed in Mosul circa 2003.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 12:47 PM (tYPH9)
Considering my knife/broadsword ownership, I'm going to look into taking the bus to work more often.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: illiniwek at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (Cus5s)
We do not have any evidence that this is the case here.
ace knows the rules.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (ZfRYq)
I'm willing to bet I've spent more actual time living and working in the south than you have in the north.
This really isn't true. Yes, NYC is different from rural Alabama. Guess what, Atlanta is different from rural Alabama.
And no, southerners are not universally lovely, generous, courteous people. Some are nice. Some are raging assholes, particularly to non-southerners.
And yes, we all know what bless your heart means.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:51 PM (47yoT)
Doing? and why didn't they hack it?
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (zUD19)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (tYPH9)
Eh I moved from Alabama to Maine.
Outside of the urban areas they're more similar than you think.
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)
Yep. There are no red and blue states, just red and blue counties. Rural Maine, rural Texas and rural Washington are basically the same thing, outside of weather and accents. And Dallas inner city is the same as Los Angeles or Seattle.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (beTd0)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)
Pretty much everywhere outside the cities is the same all over the country.
The scenery may be a bit different is all. Accents also.
Attitude and politics are about the same.
Take a look at the voting by county all over the country. It's a better look than using the states.
You'll see a sea or red with sections on the coasts that are blue and scattered blue conclaves in the inner area.
Seems liberals like large bodies of water.
The Country over all is red. If the libs were to secede they would have a tough time living on their own.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (wd9fW)
We do not have any evidence that this is the case here.
ace knows the rules.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (ZfRYq)
Pretty sure that's not true. IIRC, "thot" stands for "those hoes over there" so it's a synonym for slut.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (KUaJL)
For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
You ever get a glue stick cut on your tongue?
They hurt like hell.
Posted by: Joe Biden (Ret.) at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (2JcMg)
Thought the HW presidency was lacking? Do you think Dukakis would have worked out better?
That's not the part I had to look up. What were the GOP alternatives? One of these would probably have been better, but not enough people liked him.
Bush
Kemp
Dole
DuPont
Robertson
Haig
Laxalt
Stassen
Please to be giving an alternate history timeline that's better than what happened.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at December 04, 2018 12:45 PM (0NAbP)
Yet, so is Owebama, so that's not saying much.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: bored383 at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (zJ4nO)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (xPJvm)
OMG, how do I not have that one in my rifftrax library? That looks amazingly awful.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Then couple that with how many Clinton appointee's W kept..
Telling.
Posted by: Blanco at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (QGdDN)
Posted by: Moon Unit Zappa at December 04, 2018 12:24 PM (T71PA)
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Screw you!
Posted by: Innagoddadavita Smith
Thanks for the newsflash.
Posted by: Muskrat Love at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (Z04f8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (fuK7c)
I'll take Jack Kemp every day and twice on Sundays.
Not a deep bench in 88, I'll admit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (bcbK8)
Most of the time, it was just three girls, but there was one notable semester with four of them. Two bedrooms, one bath. She spent a lot of time out of the apartment that semester.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (7NrzJ)
rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us
can stand to be around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
The other nite we were talking about how the Left will attrition themselves due to their lack of procreation, but then my friend said it doesn't matter, the colleges are commie factories.
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (DJFLF)
It's funny how we joke about modern (D)s being socialists and modern (R)s being (D)s, isn't it?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (0NAbP)
>>For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.
But, is she hot?
Does she like it in the butt?
Bless your heart...
But, you left out all the important information.
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: no good deed at December 04, 2018 12:32 PM (1uG1d)
There used to be some fairly common barracks remedies for that specific issue. If the chain of command didn't lay down the law one solution involved soap in a sock, another a scrub down that removed layers of skin. Usually the remedy only need to be applied once.
I seem to recall this being passed along very early in basic training as a general word of advice to anyone who might be a bit lazy.
Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (jdGlx)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM
Agree. Sometimes people need to be reminded that their allegiance is now to the 'new boss'.
Surprised we didn't hear of Trump doing this.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM (e7O7B)
For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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What is even better is that the know-it-alls don't understand basic engineering or finance, and don't want to do actual work.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (47yoT)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
I had a conversation with my daughter the other day about going to art school instead of the traditional four-year university. (In this case, UT.) She seemed open to it.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (MX7xj)
There's a stink of jealosy in the air.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (+fPHo)
She probably wouldn't want to hang around with an old coot like you anyway, so don't get your hopes up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (AllCR)
Yes. That was the one I meant who could have been better.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (fuK7c)
Never tell me the odds, kid.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (iIzG7)
Roll Tide!
Posted by: Alabama University at December 04, 2018 12:49 PM (H7LIz)
Speaking of the Ivies and Roll Tide, I do so love this story:
https://tinyurl.com/y8ot7oxv
This proves that the kid is, in fact, worthy of all the accolades.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: mr tmz at December 04, 2018 12:59 PM (m/Gc2)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (vDqXW)
For all the $$$$ they shelled out, they've been rewarded with a snotty, eye-rolling, know-it-all little bitch none of us can stand to be around.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 04, 2018 12:55 PM (ptqGC)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (t849v)
Posted by: Defenestratus at December 04, 2018 12:50 PM (T1tDX)
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IIRC that's about 20% of the U.S. population, though.
Which means 80% are pretty similar, too.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (0NAbP)
He was referring to Airsoft guns, I think. He just can't tell the difference between them.
Or possibly Super-Soakers, or Nerf guns.
Posted by: mikeski at December 04, 2018 01:00 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (a2vo1)
Leyla was interviewed on Fox and all made-up and in a nice suit she fit right it. Pretty girl.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (W+vEI)
It's about the values you teach at home...
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: lulz at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (ZsQ+b)
Posted by: Axeman at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (vDqXW)
In the long run, we're all dueled.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (VpIIl)
I was a Kemp guy, too. I think he kinda strayed to the middle toward the end. HUD isn't exactly the best stepping stone to national prominence.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (e7O7B)
We do not have any evidence that this is the case here.
ace knows the rules.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (ZfRYq)
Pretty sure that's not true. IIRC, "thot" stands for "those hoes over there" so it's a synonym for slut.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 12:54 PM (KUaJL)
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I thought it was "that ho owes taxes" from Webcam income.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:01 PM (tYPH9)
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Fake News!
Posted by: Gregor Samsa at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (vDqXW)
And, of course, I almost posted that as Kyle the polar bear.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)
Underwear
Socks
Pants/jeans
Shirts/blouses
Sweats
Pajamas
Slippers and/or flip-flops
Sweaters
Light/heavy jackets
Gloves/scarf/hat (and other foul-weather gear as needed)
1 pair of boots
2 pairs of sneakers or comfortable/walking shoes
1 set of business-casual clothes
1 pair of dress shoes
1 swimsuit
solid core door
Abus door lock
gun safe
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (9gi59)
"New England" or "California" or anything you see on TV is only that which creates news and is therefore only from the cities and capitals where news reporters are. In other words, the South, to me, is Atlanta and New Orleans, so, eing from rural NH, I agree with you.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (Ydn2k)
"We don't want to get into details about what was taken because it's an ongoing investigation," said a senior party official. "Let's say they had access to four active accounts. I think you can draw from that."
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (QkjLD)
BAD! BAD!
Stop teasing with the Kemp!
BAD! BAD!
*bops again*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (mf5HN)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (iIzG7)
Not when they get outnumbered 100 to 1 it's not. This is crazy talk, like your adolescent won't be influenced by other adolescents.
Posted by: lulz at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (ZsQ+b)
And, of course, I almost posted that as Kyle the polar bear.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)
I even know Canadians who aren't polite.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: The Anti-Joy at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (vDqXW)
Abus door lock
gun safe
Posted by: bonhomme at December 04, 2018 01:03 PM
*******
And a comfortable conceal carry holster.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
Then couple that with how many Clinton appointee's W kept..
Telling.
Posted by: Blanco at December 04, 2018 12:56 PM (QGdDN)
Before Rupert ruined the WSJ they had a series of editorials titled "Who is Webb Hubbell" in which they pointed out that Slick requested the resignation of every existing US Attorney, which he legally could do but no-one prior to Bent Willy had ever done so.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (y7DUB)
I was a Kemp guy, too. I think he kinda strayed to the middle toward the end. HUD isn't exactly the best stepping stone to national prominence.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:02 PM (e7O7B)
HUD was a dead-end, given to him for that reason.
His health failed him too, in the end. Too bad, he was a good guy, a clear thinker.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:04 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 12:53 PM (tYPH9)
.........
Kinda hard to report when you're being boiled in oil. Just ask Bob.
Posted by: pygmy cannibals at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (HgMAr)
My brother and I sat in the Alabama fan section. We mostly had good times with the fans around us, being fans of the other team, however there was a young kid, maybe 13 or 14 that started trash talking about how suck the Big 12 is and the SEC rules everything. I reminded him that the SEC wasn't top that year. He commenced to cussing my brother and I out, dropping every f and s bomb he could, all while his mother sat beside him, cheering him on. "YOU TELL EM SON!!!!"
I lost any and all respect for Alabama football fans at that point.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (t849v)
My niece went to Harvard. Graduated with about $5,000 in debt.
One thing about the Ivies these days, if you are middle class you probably aren't paying much to go there. They have so much grant and aid money available you have to be a fool to pay much out of pocket.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (/tuJf)
Those are not exact quotes, but that was it for me with Kemp.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (ZfRYq)
You dog, posting a "Gun-Free Zone" sign on their lawn like that!
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (AjNMO)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=0LHxvxdRnYc
IMO Larson just seems unable to pull off a compelling badass female heroine. Making a constipated face doesn't make up for the lack of charisma.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 12:52 PM (iIzG7)
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Alas, not so.
There is far less difference between the Harvard and Alabama faculty than you might think.
(The real difference is in the student body.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (Rxduq)
There's a stink of jealosy in the air.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 04, 2018 12:58 PM (+fPHo)
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Yeah, in looking at the pic, she looks to be attractive. And, I suspect, as an Alabama gal, has that sweet southern accent that tends to bowl the guys over.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (qC1Sy)
I know, right?
Her superpower appears to be resting b#tch face, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (y7DUB)
Little known fact, this is the inspiration for my horror novella, The Metamorphosis.
Posted by: F Kafka at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (9gi59)
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John Pertwee had the Dr as an excruciatingly dandified kung-fu fighter.
I liked the Brit Army guy and Pertwee gave me hives.
Romana (her last name was a joke) as portrayed by Mary Tamm was the best of the other Timelords.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (/NB++)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (AjNMO)
I know, right?
Her superpower appears to be resting b#tch face, lol!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)
They're trying to compare her to Wonder Woman...and failing. Wonder Woman was more feminine and better dressed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at December 04, 2018 01:05 PM (/NB++)
Well too bad. A team captained by a Russian won.
That means it now belongs to Vladimir Putin for the rest of Putin's life.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Tom Arnold at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Axeman 30-years in denial and counting. at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (vDqXW)
By the time they get to the swords the country will be split.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (wd9fW)
100% of people who drink water die.
100% of people who don't drink water die faster.
motherfuckinghamsterfucker.....what's a lonely girl to do?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (d7Ww2)
-Northernlurker
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Well, yeah, but Montreal doesn't count.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (tYPH9)
I seem to recall this being passed along very early in basic training as a general word of advice to anyone who might be a bit lazy.
Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 12:57 PM
As a brand new second lieutenant way back in the day, the first direct order I had to give as to a soldier to go take a shower. Gawd he stunk! He said he didn't shower regularly at home and thought he could do the same here.
I told him obey my order or the choice will be an Article 15 or a blanket party...his option.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (Ydn2k)
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Heh.
I just had this vision of a salesman showing up at the door of these foolish gals and selling them the sign.
Make a wagers they'd be more than willing to pay for the privilege of advertising their woke cred?
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (CPchy)
Not unlike the Ohio State super-fan phenomenon...
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (hSQF+)
That means it now belongs to Vladimir Putin for the rest of Putin's life.
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (UnA8+)
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What's that?
Posted by: Robert Mueller at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (vDqXW)
If Leyla has sentient guns they are probably smarter than the roommates.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (DJFLF)
Humanities were hopelessly left wing though. I had most of my prereqs before going to college from ap but had a philosophy teacher pushing dems pretty hard.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (t849v)
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (jTnEf)
Posted by: rammajamma at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (AjNMO)
And, I suspect, as an Alabama gal, has that sweet southern accent that tends to bowl the guys over.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:07 PM
There was this southern girl who transferred to my high school in like the 11th grade. Great accent that made my pants feel funny. The other girls accepted her. At first. Then the knives came out and she lost the southern accent in mere weeks.
I always laugh at the (made up) definition of misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate each other.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (bcbK
Forget all that. Wonder Woman *smiled.*
I'd jump off a bridge of it meant Gal Gadot would smile at me on the way down.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (iIzG7)
https://gab.com/media/image/ bq-5c0608aa8203d.jpeg
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (rwVFm)
I think this Dr. would be a lot better with good writing. She ends up talking too much about "luuv" of course. I think the new show runner is a chick.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (jTnEf)
I had the same expression watching the trailer as she had in the trailer.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (7HtZB)
She obtained an unrestricted License to Carry in Somerville, MA which is what 93% of permit holders in MA have. In MA each city/town issues licenses and some, like Boston, Brookline, Cambridge, Watertown, place "restrictions" on Licenses to Carry effectively making them "no carry licenses to carry". So if you are a resident of the 9 or so fiefdoms in MA which issue restricted licenses you are a second class citizen compared to all other residents of the state. Visitors to your city/town with permits from out of town have more carry rights than you might have in your own city/town.
Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (Sqor6)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
That look she gave Chris Pine to have him come into her room....
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)
That's awful generous of you.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 12:46 PM (DJFLF)
I have no problem with that. In fact, I would far prefer the standard to be every single appointee is deemed automatically fired, we can term it resigned if that makes people feel better, and then the new President decides who he wants to keep and can unresign them as need be.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 04, 2018 12:48 PM (mf5HN)
I agree. Funnily enough, it seems like only Democrat presidents do that, however.
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (xjiRE)
I only watched the regeneration episode of the new series, but the new girl acted just like a regenerating Doctor. I didn't have any grrl power problems with it.
Except the only Doctor I want to watch is David Tenant, and she isn't David Tenant.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (CPchy)
Humanities were hopelessly left wing though. I had most of my prereqs before going to college from ap but had a philosophy teacher pushing dems pretty hard.
Posted by: Someguy at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (t849v)
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My daughter is just finishing up a Nursing degree there. She said the crazy is there, but you have to go look for it. It is in no way shoved in your face.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (ffYR/)
be prepared for thoughts of death and destruction and immediate moving tho.
Posted by: jakee308 at December 04, 2018 12:38 PM (wd9fW)
The one in the bathroom will get you prison time and a lifetime label of sex offender...
Posted by: model_1066 at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (FvkgH)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)
Hello Grammie. I've been praying.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (nBr1j)
Brie Larson has one facial expression more than Barbara Bain. Just one.
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:09 PM (bcbK
Forget all that. Wonder Woman *smiled.*
I'd jump off a bridge of it meant Gal Gadot would smile at me on the way down.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
Exactly. WW was feminine and heroic. Gal Godot and Patty Jenkins knocked it out of the park with her.
Captain Bitchface looks...dull.
Might be the second Marvel movie I skip...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (bcbK8)
From the pictures I've seen, she looks like Wonder Ordinary-Girl. Doesn't look like it'd be much fun, either, with all the Looking Stern And Serious.
Posted by: t-bird at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (LBYpQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (47yoT)
Posted by: Joe Biden (Ret.) at December 04, 2018 01:14 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (ueCJI)
I just wish he were a better President.
Posted by: Sponge at December 04, 2018 12:43 PM (F4u7C)
Amen!
Listening to some of these treacly tributes, I'm wondering about anyone else remembering "New World Order," and his being the first president to ever utter it, HW admitting he voted for Hildawg over Trump, and all the Bush clan saying Slick was a brutha from anotha mutha. Blech.
How are you lauded for your patriotism when you declared the U.S. had to get on board with the NWO?
"Compassionate conservatism/1,000 Points of Light?" Give me a break.
And while HW and "Bar" never made a crack about McLame, Bar sneered that she wished Palin would go back to Alaska.
Globalists.
I know there's the idea of not speaking ill of the dead, but facts exist as well.
Posted by: SandyCheeks at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (tGSHk)
Posted by: V at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (cqNba)
I think this Dr. would be a lot better with good writing. She ends up talking too much about "luuv" of course. I think the new show runner is a chick.
Posted by: blaster at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (ZfRYq)
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Recently tried to watch the good Dr. Found it to be an unwatchable mess. And that was before they changed the Dr.
Sounds like they're going for gimmick over writing.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (qC1Sy)
Slate writer disses Sully, the doggeh who kept watch by GHWB's casket:
https://tinyurl.com/y7kc4sxk
Posted by: kallisto at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)
Pirate Grammie! How are you feeling?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 04, 2018 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 01:06 PM (/tuJf)
You don't qualify for aid until you tell the university and the government exactly how much money you and your parents make.
So they know to charge you the most someone with your financial means is willing to pay, on average. It's nearly perfect price discrimination, extracting the maxmimum potential revenue from every customer.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM
Hey Grannie -- Did you see what the Pope had to say about Lutherans and Methodists. Hard to believe but language warning:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpkI7GW2V34
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (ueCJI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (fuK7c)
Exclusive: Emails of top NRCC officials stolen in major 2018 hack
Posted by: SMOD at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (QkjLD)
Posted by: It's me donna at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (fuK7c)
Grammie Mhaol?
Posted by: Hikaru at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: Former Comedian Tom Arnold, spewing BS (Bad Stats) at December 04, 2018 01:17 PM (tYPH9)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (ueCJI)
Welcome back!!!
I'm glad you're not a ghost pirate
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (cqNba)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (CPchy)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (ueCJI)
Worked out pretty well for my sister and her husband. Her two boys who went to state universities didn't make out nearly as well.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 04, 2018 01:18 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (ueCJI)
* snickers *
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (e7O7B)
In a better time, that writer's editor would've asked her to please stop fucking around and deliver some printable copy.
Posted by: Zod at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (Bdeb0)
You don't qualify for aid until you tell the university and the government exactly how much money you and your parents make.
So they know to charge you the most someone with your financial means is willing to pay, on average. It's nearly perfect price discrimination, extracting the maxmimum potential revenue from every customer.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:16 PM (gDSJf)
Isn't that a wee bit illegal? What would happen to an auto repair shop who tried that?
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (L01V2)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (ueCJI)
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Seriously, though, was worried, glad you're back.
Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (7HtZB)
I am not even going to click on that link. Dissing a service dog. What do they say in the Westerns, 'there's someone who needs a killing.'
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (CPchy)
ROTC Scholarship.
Best way to fund college AND...a guaranteed job at the end of school that also provides a security clearance (opens a lot of employment doors later on).
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: CN at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Weasel at December 04, 2018 01:20 PM (7p3A+)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:21 PM (iIzG7)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:21 PM (ueCJI)
Posted by: grammie winger, church pirate at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (ueCJI)
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You are more highly evolved because the 'little old lady in tennis shoes' and then 'the red hat and purple dress' and then 'pink hat' has finally grown up to pirates and everywoman with a black eye patch spitting on hands and starting to slit throats.
It's Evolutionary. Best wishes that your recovery and revolution is complete.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2018 01:22 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: wooga at December 04, 2018 01:11 PM (jTnEf)
I had the same expression watching the trailer as she had in the trailer.
Posted by: josephistan at December 04, 2018 01:13 PM (7HtZB)
Yeah. While I would love to pre-hate it for SJW sins real and imagined... The video equivalent of quaaludes vibe from Brie seals the deal. I've already started to subtly poison my 12 year old son's excitement (to be fair he was hardly overwhelmed by the trailer anyway) so we don't waste a movie day on this crap.
Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 01:23 PM (jdGlx)
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John Pertwee had the Dr as an excruciatingly dandified kung-fu fighter.
I liked the Brit Army guy and Pertwee gave me hives.
Romana (her last name was a joke) as portrayed by Mary Tamm was the best of the other Timelords.
Posted by: mustbequantum at December 04, 2018 01:08 PM (MIKMs)
"So you're my replacements, eh? A dandy and a clown"
- William Hartnell, the Three Doctors
The Brigadier was played by Nicolas Courtney, a great character, although too non-PC for today's crowd.
And don't talk smack about Pertwee. The first four were the best.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 04, 2018 01:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Qoheleth at December 04, 2018 01:12 PM (iIzG7)
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Maybe the Big Ten, not the ACC.
The ACC is not a great football conference, although it often has one team in the top 5 --- usually Clemson or Fla State.
The Big Ten......
Oh, let's face it. There is the SEC and then there is the rest.
(BTW, Notre Dame is not in the ACC for football. Don't ask me how that works. Of course, they shouldn't be in the ACC at all. But that's another subject.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 04, 2018 01:25 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: rickl at December 04, 2018 01:19 PM (xjiRE)
It happens in other less precise forms with coupons and discounts, the rationale mostly being that the kind of people that seek out the better deals weren't willing to pay full price in the first place. Obviously the random shop doesn't know your exact financial situation to give you the optimal discount though.
The way unis have taken advantage of it is by overcharging nearly everyone and the using the financial aid system to cut the costs down for the people unable/unwilling to pay full price. So most people volunteer their financial status to qualify for aid, and the only people that don't are those who wouldn't qualify anyway.
Posted by: Sjg at December 04, 2018 01:28 PM (gDSJf)
I told him obey my order or the choice will be an Article 15 or a blanket party...his option.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 04, 2018 01:10 PM (0tfLf)
Exactly. You can get used to YOUR stink (especially if everboys else stinks), but somehow you NEVER get used to someone else's stink. Not cool man.
Posted by: Keith at December 04, 2018 01:29 PM (jdGlx)
Funny how those from outside the South refuse to acknowledge this and behave accordingly. It's almost as if they believe it.
Posted by: Palp Pilled at December 04, 2018 01:31 PM (GxycF)
Posted by: Lirio100 at December 04, 2018 01:40 PM (JK7Jw)
As a native Virginian, I can attest to the truth of this statement.
Posted by: barbarausa at December 04, 2018 01:44 PM (eWUpO)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 04, 2018 12:20 PM (RD7QR)
The police admitted she was in compliance with all applicable Mass. laws. To hell with her roommates. She needs to sue her roommates as well as her landlord. I don't know of any lease that permits someone to break it without good reason.
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