The Morning Rant

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"So here's a NY Times food columnist singing the praises of George H.W. Bush who unfortunately passed away the day before the column was published, so he wasn't around to read how much he was loved by his enemies. Because, as we all know, there are no good Republicans other than dead ones. Also, why can't today's Republicans be like the old Republicans, i.e. not fighting back. Not that they fought back much while they were alive, except against other Republicans. Which is why they hate Trump: he hits back. Bush 41 served his country admirably in WWII, so I respect him for that. But I don't think he was a particularly good president. There, I said it. Remember, in the run-up to the 1980 GOP nomination, he used the phrase 'voodoo economics' to describe Reagan's policy proposals? At heart, Bush was no conservative, he was your archetypical 'country club Republican'. Yes, he gave us Clarence Thomas, but he also gave us David Souter, and he left the impression they were all the same to him. But aside from that, the spectacle of all the lefties boo-hooing like they lost a long-time pal is disgusting and hypocritical."




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Hmmm... what does this remind me of? Perhaps this:

When the people saw that Moses delayed to come down from the mountain, the people gathered themselves together to...Aaron [who] said to them, "Take off the rings of gold that are in the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters, and bring them to me." So all the people took off the rings of gold that were in their ears and brought them to Aaron. And he received the gold from their hand and fashioned it with a graving tool and made a golden calf. And they said, "These are your gods, O Israel, who brought you up out of the land of Egypt!"
(Exodus 32:1-4)

Yes, I think a giant golden hoo-hah is an appropriate idol for our progressive generation.



SCIENCE!

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An Analogy So Bad...

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Seems Legit:

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Who Dis

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And For the 'Ettes - The Good:

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...the Bad:

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...and the Ugly:

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Posted by: OregonMuse at 11:21 AM




Comments

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1 Monkey First!

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2018 11:18 AM (3sOO0)

2 Firsting is fun!

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2018 11:19 AM (Z4rgH)

3 If biological sex doesn't exist, what are transgenders trying to do?

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:21 AM (t849v)

4 Well, who is she?

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2018 11:21 AM (cxHbL)

5 Happy-ish Monday morning ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chronological Critic ... at December 03, 2018 11:21 AM (LPnfS)

6 Wow... the baby article.

They really believe that their perception and propaganda overcomes objective reality.

Scary, very scary.

Posted by: Ra at December 03, 2018 11:22 AM (NgKpN)

7 Once again your headlines confirm: Hungary was absolutely right to ban gender studies courses in their universities.

This is the origin of so much madness!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:22 AM (W+vEI)

8 Paulina Porizkova

Posted by: grognard at December 03, 2018 11:23 AM (/29Nl)

9 Whoever that is, she needs to eat a sammich.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2018 11:23 AM (0tfLf)

10 Is the statue supposed to be ironic, or is that completely lost on them?

Posted by: Flyguy at December 03, 2018 11:23 AM (3sOO0)

11 Joan Collins?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 11:23 AM (E8rdu)

12 Paulina

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2018 11:23 AM (hECVl)

13 Jo Collins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:24 AM (aKsyK)

14 When the people saw that Moses delayed to come down from the mountain, the people gathered themselves together to...Aaron [who] said to them, "Take off the rings of gold that are in the ears of your wives, your sons, and your daughters, and bring them to me."


Edward G Robinson did it better.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 11:24 AM (c3AZU)

15 Gendering a baby. Is that like sexing a chicken?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 11:24 AM (E8rdu)

16 Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.

Women complain about lack of representation in STEM fields.

Definitely unrelated. Definitely.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:24 AM (LL1Be)

17 Porizkova

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (hECVl)

18 "...since biological sex doesn't exist."

Since when???????


Old and busted: sex/gender = biological sex (duh!)

New hotness: your biological sex is separate from your gender identity/gender expression

New newspeak: There is only magical, limitless gender; biological sex doesn't exist!!!



Give the SJW crazies a freakin' inch and they will take a mile.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (W+vEI)

19 Hey, guys. Has anyone here heard from Tami? For some reason, some of my e-mail addresses have disappeared from my contacts (thank you, Windows 10). I've also lost bluebell's and others.

Anyhow, I haven't seen Tami here in a while and am hoping she's okay.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)

20 don't know who the woman is in the photo, but she looks exactly like my sister.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (2c0p7)

21
Mrs Ocasek

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (veoSD)

22 Paulina Porizkova

Posted by: grognard at December 03, 2018 11:23


Think you're right. That's the 'before' picture. Link below is the 'after' picture which might be NSFW:

https://pleasurephoto.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/paulina-new-
york-1987-photo-patrick-demarchelier.jpg

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (e7O7B)

23 Oh, I'd know Paulina Porizkova anywhere. Also Clint, the guy whose name I ought to know but can never remember, and...uh...Shemp Howard?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

24 Lizzy

No. Shuttering mental institutions is the root cause. So much pain resulted from that.

For the Left, that was by design.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (hyuyC)

25 Jane I hope she is just taking a break .

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (2c0p7)

26
"...since biological sex doesn't exist." ]/i]

But human caused climate change does.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (aKsyK)

27 Overall, the Bush family has been bad for America.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (JlevV)

28 The ugly? Matt Drudge/

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (hECVl)

29 Some job app portals are adding sexual identity to the existing questions about race and disability.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (/XygG)

30 Yeah, pretty sure that's Paulina. Not gonna try spelling her last name. In High school I had a crush on a girl from Denmark who looked like a short blonde version of Paulina. She was very sweet, and was not aware that I was supposed to be shunned because weird.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (xPJvm)

31 Oh, I'd know Paulina Porizkova anywhere. Also Clint, the guy whose name I ought to know but can never remember, and...uh...Shemp Howard?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (RD7QR)

Lee Van Cleef

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (cxHbL)

32 Grump, a dynasty in the making, which I think is a bad tradition in general.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (2c0p7)

33 Edward G Robinson did it better.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 11:24 AM (c3AZU)


[Gangster voice:] All right, you guys! Give me all of your rings! Yeah! And your earrings, too! Yeah! And any other little bits of gold you've taken from the Egyptian before we left! I'm gonna melt 'em down, see? Yeah! Yeah!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (PBDj4)

34 >> Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.





Um...show me in the bible where we celebrate impurity and worship of genitalia.

OK, where it's celebrated and God approves.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

35 So if women and men don't really exist, how can men be sexist against women?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (/XygG)

36 >>don't know who the woman is in the photo, but she looks exactly like my sister.

How' she doin'?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (/tuJf)

37 Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex

Not NSFW enough. Now to use Bing images, with safe search OFF.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (hyuyC)

38 The last one is Rod Steiger. Publicity still from Fistful of Dynamite.


Posted by: NDT's Mangina at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

39 Lee Van Cleef

Posted by: BignJames
----

He left an accounting position to begin his acting career.

And now you know.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (E8rdu)

40 going to send this pic to my sister, she will laugh, I do hope she wasn't a horrid person.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (2c0p7)

41 She looks like Alexa Davalos from The Man in the High Castle.

Posted by: Jim S. at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (ynUnH)

42 The former Mrs. Ric Ocasek.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (nfE6n)

43 17 Porizkova

gesundheit

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (xGZ+b)

44 @Lizzy, one of the linked articles on that Broadly piece tried to argue that the idea of binary sexes was a new and stupid concept that didn't exist before the 1700s or something.

It's mind-boggling in its stupidity.

Posted by: sunny-dee at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (QAOZh)

45 Last one is Eli Wallach (sp?)
Didn't look it up

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

46 That "pastor" is a man, baby!

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (xjiRE)

47 I may be gay, as I recognize the first guy pic but not teh only gyrrrl pic.

And though I be gay, I still ain't pussy-Ette whupped like OM, who now provides moar Ette eye-candy than Liberace on a Viagra binge.

Not that I'm bitter, of course.

Posted by: GnuBreed at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (Z4rgH)

48 Anyhow, I haven't seen Tami here in a while and am hoping she's okay.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (ptqGC)


You mean Tami al-Thor?

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (PBDj4)

49 Hey, that's willow's sister.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (IqOTP)

50 The play actor with the pistol is Jame Dean.

The guy in the hat is nobody.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (hrcfq)

51 Jack, she's doing fine, the smartest girl in my tribe , well in this generation, I should be jealous .

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (2c0p7)

52
[Gangster voice:] All right, you guys! Give me all of your rings! Yeah! And your earrings, too! Yeah! And any other little bits of gold you've taken from the Egyptian before we left! I'm gonna melt 'em down, see? Yeah! Yeah!
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


https://youtu.be/D0Qcv3YV4aA

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (aKsyK)

53 16 Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.

The golden gash.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (NWiLs)

54 Last one is Eli Wallach (sp?)
Didn't look it up
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (W+vEI)

*snaps fingers*

Aha!
I was blanking on that one.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (xPJvm)

55 shirtless pics of hot men...OM loves the 'ettes..

Posted by: IC at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (a0IVu)

56 The "gendering" nonsense is just another stupid lefty fad, like AGW, mainstreaming homosexuality, tattoos, face piercing and electric cars.

They will believe the shit out of it, and fight the whole world to prove it's epic significance...
Until the next shiny stupid thing comes along.
And us normals will be left , again, to clean up the mess.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (LL1Be)

57 38 The last one is Rod Steiger. Publicity still from Fistful of Dynamite.
Posted by: NDT's Mangina at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)


No.

The way I labelled these 3 photos is a clue.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (PBDj4)

58 https://pleasurephoto.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/paulina-new-
york-1987-photo-patrick-demarchelier.jpg
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (e7O7B)


This link fails for me.....a shame.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (Zz0t1)

59 Good news! Murderin' Joe and Mika are back from their honeymoon (Venezuela is supposed to be lovely this time of year), and Joe revealed Mika's Joo-hatin' daddy voted for H. W. Bush. So there's that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (ptqGC)

60 Golden fronthole.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (t849v)

61 34
>> Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.











Um...show me in the bible where we celebrate impurity and worship of genitalia.



OK, where it's celebrated and God approves.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

It's very disheartening to see a article describing her as a Christinan and then make a giant golden vagina for her followers to worship.


Posted by: NDT's Mangina at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (ymnmz)

62 don't know who the woman is in the photo, but she looks exactly like my sister.
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:25 AM (2c0p7)

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Your sister looks like Golden Vagina Pastor? Eeecccch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (1OVkS)

63 sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (ymnmz)

64 >>one of the linked articles on that Broadly piece tried to argue that the idea of binary sexes was a new and stupid concept that didn't exist before the 1700s or something.

It's mind-boggling in its stupidity.




LOL!

How did mankind make it to the 1700's without understanding the concept of biological sex, considering that concept informs procreation 'n stuff?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

65 Overall, the Bush family has been bad for America.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:26 AM (JlevV)


Yep. New World Order and Thousand Points of Light my ass.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (nfE6n)

66 Il buono, il brutto, il cattivo

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (H7LIz)

67 I am really, really, really sick of middle and upper class American women - likely the most privileged group of people in the history of the planet - bitching about how bad they've got it. They need some fucking perspective.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (22A2Y)

68 You mean Tami al-Thor?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (PBDj4)


No. One-name Tami.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)

69 yikes cicero NO! the other one.

and really can that lady actually be a pastor? if so a pastor of wth?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (2c0p7)

70

How many dead presidents have you lived through?

Me, 5
LBJ, but I don't remember him dying.
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (26/mU)

71

57
38 The last one is Rod Steiger. Publicity still from Fistful of Dynamite.
Posted by: NDT's Mangina at December 03, 2018 11:28 AM (ymnmz)

No.

The way I labelled these 3 photos is a clue.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (PBDj4)



Coburned.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (ymnmz)

72 James Bond will return in...

Golden fronthole.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:30 AM (t849v)

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (IqOTP)

73 This is the pastor that said porn was okay if it is ethically sourced, right?

I'm not much of a theologian, but I think she is pastoring wrong.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (9VeU0)

74 I think we'd all be better off if women gave us a constant reminder that they have vaginas.

Posted by: Fritz at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (2Mnv1)

75 34 >> Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.





Um...show me in the bible where we celebrate impurity and worship of genitalia.

OK, where it's celebrated and God approves.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)

Fertility cults were a thing, and a big no-no for the Hebrew people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

76 I've been reading a few leftists on Twitter, who are open in their hate for G.W. Bush, unlike the more sanitized views running in the left-wing media.

After all, Bush, Reagan, and the Republican Party were wholly responsible for the AIDS epidemic, and were thus all mass murderers. I've never quite understood why this was true - I guess they didn't redirect the entire Federal budget into finding a cure for AIDS (hint: that's not how biological research works).

Weird - I can remember "gay activists" in San Francisco fighting to keep the gay sex clubs open on "civil rights" grounds as the AIDS epidemic gained steam. They were successful in keeping the clubs open for quite a while, too. Fortunately, they are completely blameless - it's all the Republicans fault.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TEv5V)

77 George H. W. Bush signed America up for Agenda 21, which basically is a plan to destroy the United States and achieve a One World Government. It's lately been called Agenda 2030, which tells you the timeframe being pursued to achieve it. Fuck him.

Posted by: Tired Mom at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (A+OlC)

78 >>The "gendering" nonsense is just another stupid lefty fad, like AGW, mainstreaming homosexuality, tattoos, face piercing and electric cars.



Yeah, but it will pretty much destroy all of western civilization in the process, should they get their way.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (W+vEI)

79 35 So if women and men don't really exist, how can men be sexist against women?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (/XygG)

Good point. If you're being oppressed by a penis person who identifies as female, are you being oppressed by a man, or a woman?
Maybe people who are inclined to be oppressing others should pre-emptively identify as female.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (nBr1j)

80
34 >> Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.





Um...show me in the bible where we celebrate impurity and worship of genitalia.

OK, where it's celebrated and God approves.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM


They tried it at a local university a couple of years ago...forcing the male students to walk through it to gain a feminist perspective. The resulting drop in enrollments the following year due to transfers created a huge revenue shortfall. They eventually cut over 20 positions.
And "retired" the president.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf)

81 Yep. New World Order and Thousand Points of Light my ass.

And that "kinder, gentler" crap worked real well. Especially in the Rodney King riots.

It implied that under Reagan, American was not kind and not gentle.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (H7LIz)

82
The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

83 The astronomer speaks!
https://twitter.com/Neil_deGrabass/status/
1069438984693047296

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (Evws/)

84 Eli Wallach

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (/tuJf)

85 Last time I updated Windows 10, about half my contacts disappeared.

bluebell, if you're around, will you email me?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (ptqGC)

86 I am happy that I am a woman pastor-well, mostly. No quotes around "pastor" required as it's not something I ever feel a need to debate. However, I think women like that that woman are an embarrassment to the clergy. I wouldn't be surprised if that woman was not a transgender-M to F. I know women have tats, but since her congregation reaches out to people she's feels are sexually marginalized I wouldn't be surprised if she's transgendered herself. An yes, it is very reminiscent of the passage from Exodus

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (AllCR)

87 Peel, it is aggravating isn't it? too much free time in my opinion.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (2c0p7)

88 67 I am really, really, really sick of middle and upper class American women - likely the most privileged group of people in the history of the planet - bitching about how bad they've got it. They need some fucking perspective.
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018

This goes for any American really. Take the poorest American you know and he is richer than 75% of the world's population.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (/XygG)

89 18 "...since biological sex doesn't exist."

Since when???????
________________

If biological sex doesn't exist, then how do they explain those dangly bits between the legs of some babies, but not others?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (fqUgw)

90 How many dead presidents have you lived through?

Me, 5
LBJ, but I don't remember him dying.
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (26/mU)


But mostly looking forward to putting Clinton on that list, and hope his wife goes at any time, really.

Posted by: Sponge at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (Zz0t1)

91 Tuco!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (JlevV)

92 Is that Paulina Poriskova?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (bcbK8)

93 That "pastor" is Unitarian, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

94 flawless yes it is, it's a miracle worker also. let's not be haters!

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (2c0p7)

95 How did mankind make it to the 1700's without understanding the concept of biological sex, considering that concept informs procreation 'n stuff?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (W+vEI)

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Fat, drunk and completely detached from reality is no way to go through life, son.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (1OVkS)

96 Under President Bush, I was marginalized and made to feel less important. It was a traumatic time in my life.

Posted by: Broccoli at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (H7LIz)

97
Oh wait, looks like I was alive when Truman died in '72.

But I was but an unborn baby when Eisenhower died.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (26/mU)

98 Indeed, Bush XLI was not a great president. In foreign policy he was outstanding. (This is not tolerated in this day and age, I realize. A caller on Code Pink Republican/Libertarian Michael Berry's show in Houston screamed that Bush was a "globalist". But any American who holds a valid passport and has seen the Outside World these days is a "globalist". Nonetheless, I think Bush was good in the foreign policy department.) His domestic policy was statist. ADA of 1990, anyone? True, he had a good SC pick: Justice Thomas. But he also gave us Justice Souter. To say nothing of the deal he made with the devil to get the budget passed in 1990...

Bush had his good points and his bad ones. But we shall have to the end of time to debate these things.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (a4oGS)

99 I heard a new term yesterday....you guys prolly already know it...."TERF......trans exclusionary radical feminist"

can't know your players w/o a program.

Posted by: BignJames at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (cxHbL)

100 No. One-name Tami.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)


Oh. Her e-mail I don't have. Sorry. I have bluebell's though.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (PBDj4)

101 I saw the post about grammie and will also pray that my humble prayer for her recovery is heard.

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (w7KSn)

102 68 You mean Tami al-Thor?


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:29 AM (PBDj4)

No. One-name Tami.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (ptqGC)


I got an e-mail from her on Friday and I'm almost positive I saw her here on Saturday.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (xjiRE)

103 New World Order and Thousand Points of Light my ass.

Sounds like a perforated colon.
Better see a doctor.

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (88+cf)

104 No. One-name Tami.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Seems like I remember her husband was seriously ill at one point.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (LL1Be)

105 75
34 >> Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.











Um...show me in the bible where we celebrate impurity and worship of genitalia.



OK, where it's celebrated and God approves.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (W+vEI)



Fertility cults were a thing, and a big no-no for the Hebrew people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)


Maybe there is a pastor out there who will gather up all the engagement rings of divorced women and make them into a giant diamond encrusted penis... because smaht reasons!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (ymnmz)

106 93 That "pastor" is Unitarian, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

Lutheran. I think Marty just returned from the dead to kick her ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (NWiLs)

107 >>Is that Paulina Poriskova?

No, its willow's sister.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (/tuJf)

108 How many dead presidents have you lived through?

Me, 5
LBJ, but I don't remember him dying.
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (26/mU)



Truman died in 1972, Ike in 69.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (JlevV)

109 I should hope we are no longer debating the bush presidency after out various deaths.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (t849v)

110 93 That "pastor" is Unitarian, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)


Lutheran.

ECLA, I believe.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (PBDj4)

111 67 I am really, really, really sick of middle and upper class American women - likely the most privileged group of people in the history of the planet - bitching about how bad they've got it. They need some fucking perspective.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 11:31 AM (22A2Y)


Most people I've ever met need some kind of "purpose". The more they need - the more their tendency to stick their nose where it don't belong - and fuck things up that they have no business touching. They're best kept busy.

Its no coincidence that we have more free time now than ever before ... gives most people more time to be miserable.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (nfE6n)

112 Bush 1 - will he have 16 funerals like the greatest American Hero EVER to live or die, John McCain?

Dead President list -
Eisenhower
Kennedy
Johnson
Nixon
Ford
Reagan
Bush

How about the ones I wish were dead?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (37IEG)

113 I was born when Ford was prezzy. Not many people can claim that "honor".

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (/XygG)

114 In re: HW

People forget how pitiful we were after Viet Nam. We had managed to project force only on tinpots like Grenada and Panama. When Saddam took Kuwait he had the world's fourth largest army and was believed to be unstoppable.

HW put together a coalition including Arabs and French and conducted a war that set the template for modern warfare. We've been badass ever since.

It was the Reagan push that got the Evil Empire to totter, but it fell under HW's watch. A lot that could have gone wrong didn't, and that's not nothing. USSR fell apart and Germany got together, all without violence.

So whatever. He raised the tax and he's not conservative enough for you. He changed America's posture in the world.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (fuK7c)

115 That "pastor" is Unitarian, right?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)

ELCA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (AllCR)

116 I saw the post about grammie and will also pray that my humble prayer for her recovery is heard.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (w7KSn)

I didn't see it - what happened?

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (IqOTP)

117 Almost Audrey Hepburn. James Dean. Lee Van Cleef. Eli Wallach.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (/qEW2)

118 I'm avoiding the news all week. I don't want to watch the royal funeral of H. W. with the Clintons and Obamas there as honored guests. No thanks.

The way the Bushes embraced the rapist Billy Jeff as a family member (son) and were willing to see the Beast be elected president to teach all us deplorables a lesson, well, I'll just stop there.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (ptqGC)

119 How many dead presidents have you lived through?


Does JFK count?

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (88+cf)

120
Wow. I had never thought about that before: I was alive when Harry Truman was alive.

Now I'm depressed.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (26/mU)

121 Golden metal vagina? That will really chafe your willy...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (O2RFr)

122 Oh definitely. We are so rich in America. I mean, we can go to the local grocery store and get fresh fruit any time of the year*. I can't believe people take that for granted.

...well, OK, I can. But they shouldn't.


*unless you live in a "food desert" aka "place where people don't buy veggies therefore the stores don't stock em"

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (22A2Y)

123 Every time I see the name Tuco I think of Breaking Bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)

124 one of the linked articles on that Broadly piece tried to argue that the idea of binary sexes was a new and stupid concept that didn't exist before the 1700s or something.

It's mind-boggling in its stupidity.




Hmmmm. Pretty sure I disagree.

Posted by: Michelangelo at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (wW03z)

125 Isn't the hippocampus where you get em-bedded?

And if you do it on a mattress purchased from that large retailer just before they go bankrupt, have you been Seared?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (ctuyM)

126 The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

He said *vagina* and *stretch* in the same sentence.

Heh

Posted by: Bevis at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (E8rdu)

127 Wow. Never would have guessed Clint. But I can see him now.

Posted by: olddog in mo at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (ViCCR)

128 After all, Bush, Reagan, and the Republican Party were wholly responsible for the AIDS epidemic, and were thus all mass murderers.

And remember when AIDS was soon going to be epidemic among the heterosexual population too?

Millions and millions of dollars were spent terrifying suburban high school students about the imminent prospect of their contracting AIDS. At the time, half of AIDS cases in the US were occurring in just twenty urban neighborhoods marked by high rates of homosexuality or IV drug use, but we couldn't simply intensely focus our AIDS prevention efforts on those neighborhoods, since that would be "stigmatizing".

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (TEv5V)

129 That woman "pastor" looks a lot more like a Satanist than a Christian. mess of ugly tats.

Her "vagina sculpture" is going to wind up looking like a spoiled doughnut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM (fDU8w)

130 89 18 "...since biological sex doesn't exist."

Since when???????
________________

If biological sex doesn't exist, then how do they explain those dangly bits between the legs of some babies, but not others?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2018 11:33 AM (fqUgw)

Liberal Logic.


We must deny the very nature that allows for our species to breed, ie the male / female reality.


Then kill many of those unborn who do happen to get started...


So we can allow in people from other cultures who will destroy our culture...


/spit

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM (NgKpN)

131 BTW, OregonMuse, in addition to the many other things y'all do for us, thank you for going to the Huffington Post, so we don't have to.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM (ctuyM)

132
You forgot Truman, too!

He died in '72.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM (26/mU)

133 129 That woman "pastor" looks a lot more like a Satanist than a Christian. mess of ugly tats.

Her "vagina sculpture" is going to wind up looking like a spoiled doughnut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM (fDU8w)

Well she's doing the devil's business, deliberately or not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (bcbK8)

134 Presidents who have been alive since I was born but were out of office includes Hoover (died 1964 at age 90), Truman (died in 1972 at 8, and Eisenhower (died on March 28, 1969 at 7.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (H7LIz)

135 82


The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

LOL and women always talk about men's fascination with their penis. I've seen a commercial for an aweful TV show was literally making jokes about how women can soak tampons in campagne and stick them up the hoohah. Champons!!! You go girls. The gentler sex indeed.



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (ymnmz)

136 #527 on the ONT describes grammies condition.

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (w7KSn)

137 > How many dead presidents have you lived through?

In order of death:

JFK
Hoover
Eisenhower
Truman
Johnson
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush I

If you mean "was also President while you were alive", that would be Eisenhower on. Truman and Hoover were Presidents before I was born.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (8ecsm)

138 133
129 That woman "pastor" looks a lot more like a Satanist than a Christian. mess of ugly tats.



Her "vagina sculpture" is going to wind up looking like a spoiled doughnut.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM (fDU8w)



Well she's doing the devil's business, deliberately or not.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (bcbK


Cheese danish.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (ymnmz)

139 I got an e-mail from her on Friday and I'm almost positive I saw her here on Saturday.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (xjiRE)


rickl, if you get a chance, will you email her for me? I want to see if she's okay. I'm here in spurts, so I didn't know about her husband being ill. She has my email and hers has disappeared from my computer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)

140 Indeed, Bush XLI was not a great president. In foreign policy he was outstanding.


I cannot disagree more strongly. He was a very bad choice for American at the tail end of the Cold War. While he backed the dissolution of the Warsaw pact, he tried to keep the Soviet Union together.

He could also have easily dealt with both Cuba and Iran after the collapse of the Soviet Union. Imagine the lives and fortunes saved without those two cancers.

He also began the hollowing out of the military with his so-called "Peace Dividend".

Bad President.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (JlevV)

141 #527 on the ONT describes grammies condition.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (w7KSn)

Will check, thank you

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (IqOTP)

142 Cuthbert, in fairness, Almost All men worship their penis, while Only some women think that's all the means anything to them..
one is a gatekeeper one is a free for all.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (2c0p7)

143 We have Geminid meteors in about 2 weeks and ... maybe a comet!

Posted by: Adriane the Astrology Critic ... at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (LPnfS)

144 And that "kinder, gentler" crap worked real well. Especially in the Rodney King riots.
It implied that under Reagan, American was not kind and not gentle.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (H7LIz)


Exactly right.

So the very first thing Bush did when he became President was to kick Reagan in the nads.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (PBDj4)

145 When did Iggy Pop become a pastor?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (0NAbP)

146 Her "vagina sculpture" is going to wind up looking like a spoiled doughnut.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:38 AM


Before I've even licked it?

Posted by: Ariana Grande at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (ctuyM)

147 Truman lived into the 70s? Had no idea. I kinda assumed he died shortly after leaving office for some reason. Prezzies of that era didn't live too long after being prezzy.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (/XygG)

148 Ugh. A legit crazy Lutheran.


Nadia Bolz-Weber (born 1969) is a Lutheran minister and public theologian. She served as the founding pastor of House for All Sinners and Saints, a congregation of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America in Denver, CO until July 8, 2018. She is also a two-time NYT best-selling author.

Bolz-Weber is known for her unusual approach to reaching others through her church. Heavily tattooed she is considered a "performative pastor" Her work in the church is considered part of "a new Reformation" by scholar and writer Diana Butler Bass. . .


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadia_Bolz-Weber

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (W+vEI)

149 The "gendering" nonsense is just another stupid lefty fad, like AGW, mainstreaming homosexuality, tattoos, face piercing and electric cars.

Posted by: mikeyG

>Ditto

Though on homosexuality, the argument as I see it is that gay rights is more special than straight rights.
What makes a gay person any better than a straight one?

We are separating ourselves literally by who we would fuck in bed.

Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (4l1YG)

150 Oh sorry, I'm hanging Iran on Bush41 when I should be hanging that on Bush 43. But Cuba certainly is his legacy.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (JlevV)

151 Bush had his good points and his bad ones.


Agreed, but that makes for a poor yelling point.

Posted by: pep at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (wW03z)

152 Huh that's kind of weird when you think about it. Why is it that we men don't find the vagina beautiful in the same way we do boobs, ass, face, hair, etc.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (t849v)

153 141 #527 on the ONT describes grammies condition.
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (w7KSn)


Oh no... Prayers up for Grammie

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (O2RFr)

154 "Remember, in the run-up to the 1980 GOP nomination, he used the phrase 'voodoo economics' to describe Reagan's policy proposals"

Reagan did some great stuff ... saved Harley from the rice burners via a tariff. But "Deficit Spending" also was huge, and continued to grow after taking us out of Carter's malaise.


Massive debt and monetary (and military and economic and more) policy became twisted to serve the markets, bubble economics still persists ... Trump saw this and testified to Congress about it (and other things) back in 1990 or so. (it's on CSpan). BubbleMania and trillions to the oligarchs that now rule us ...


Now yes, it probably began long before, 1913 with the private FedReserve and the income tax ... Nixon took us off any remnant of the gold standard ... and now all currencies are confetti ... I suppose all governments may start their own crypto currencies soon ... why loan money when no one wants to buy bonds at 0.1% interest while inflation is 10%? (and our bond auctions are not going well, some shadow QE "purchases"?)


but it was a little voodoo (deficit spending as policy) that got rolling under Reagan ... though he restored our vision of the shining city on the hill ... sorta.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (Cus5s)

155 > "TERF......trans exclusionary radical feminist"

Which basically means "lesbian who refuses to have sex with a tranny that still has his dick attached".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (8ecsm)

156 You forgot President Gore and President Hillary Clinton. Popular vote, you fascists!

Posted by: The Democrat Party at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (H7LIz)

157 108 How many dead presidents have you lived through?

Me, 5
LBJ, but I don't remember him dying.
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (26/mU)



Truman died in 1972, Ike in 69.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (JlevV)

John Kennedy in 63

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (NgKpN)

158 hogmartin, I think the explanation and the result are on last thread at 185, the better news later. But lupus flare up and she will fight that battle more, but not the worse initial thought.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (2c0p7)

159 Also, I love the tattoos that just look like big blobs of black paint on arms and legs. Those are the bestest.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (0NAbP)

160 115
That "pastor" is Unitarian, right?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:34 AM (ptqGC)



ELCA.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (AllCR)


Ugh. There has been a major shift in the ELCA to tear it down in recent years.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (ymnmz)

161 Every time I see the name Tuco I think of Breaking Bad.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:37 AM (NWiLs)
**********************
Favorite binge watching series of time.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (hECVl)

162 Don't forget Der Fuhrer, living in Argentina.
And his clones.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (37IEG)

163 After all, Bush, Reagan, and the Republican Party were wholly
responsible for the AIDS epidemic, and were thus all mass murderers.


***

I'm old enough to remember when the left argued that Reagan should have been impeached for aiding Iran (against Iraq) BEFORE they started arguing he should have been impeached for aiding Iraq (against Iran).

I'm not sure which one they hate him for more at the moment.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (eSx+E)

164

Eisenhower '69
Truman '72
Johnson '73
Nixon '94
Reagan '04
Ford '06
Bush '18

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (26/mU)

165 Since gender is fluid does that mean the words dick and bitch need to be dropped from the lexicon? Or are there inclusive replacements for those words?

Not that I ever use them.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (nBr1j)

166 one of the linked articles on that Broadly piece tried to argue that the idea of binary sexes was a new and stupid concept that didn't exist before the 1700s or something.

Ahem.

27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.


It's like the first page of the Book....

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (9VeU0)

167 The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.
========

I know. My face looks like one.

Posted by: Gloria Steinem at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (vg8iE)

168 Oh sorry, I'm hanging Iran on Bush41 when I should be hanging that on Bush 43. But Cuba certainly is his legacy.

No Bush 41 does indeed deserve some of the blame for the Iraq war... He left the first one too soon

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

169 Bush 41 was the last Republican to win the Presidency by a landslide. An enormous margin compared to our present time.
That may never happen again.

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (w7KSn)

170 One golden vagina to rule them all

Posted by: Mz. Sauron at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (Q8Fq+)

171 99 I heard a new term yesterday....you guys prolly already know it...."TERF......trans exclusionary radical feminist"

puttin' the terf in serf-n-terf?

Posted by: Anachronda at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (xGZ+b)

172 Dammit. Yeah, bush 41 for both Cuba and Iran.

I swear my brain is swiss cheese this morning.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (JlevV)

173 So whatever. He raised the tax and he's not conservative enough for you. He changed America's posture in the world.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (fuK7c)

Eh. I'd say more like he was in power when the world changed. He didn't really make a lot of positive changes to make those things happen. (And I didn't appreciate his changes to the military)

He didn't fuck things up and the coalition against Saddam was deftly done...though it saved up trouble for his son by not deposing him.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)

174 > Why is it that we men don't find the vagina beautiful in the same way we do boobs, ass, face, hair, etc.

The other stuff is to attract you from a distance. Penises are blind and only operate on feel.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (8ecsm)

175 Paulina Poriskova. Young Clint Eastwood. Lee Van Cleef. Eli Wallach.

Posted by: tu3031 at December 03, 2018 11:43 AM (sf1AO)

176
John Kennedy in 63

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (NgKpN)
And the wailing and gnashing of teeth and rending of garments was incredible. Worst birthday ever.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:43 AM (37IEG)

177 Tuco taught me everything I know about self-defense.
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"

Posted by: Last at December 03, 2018 11:43 AM (8HiDF)

178 Fertility cults were a thing, and a big no-no for the Hebrew people.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (NWiLs)

Not just for them. See 1 Corinthians 6:12-20. (But I suspect if confronted, this chica's attitude would be the same as that of an Anglican bishop I saw quoted back when the debate over ordinations of gay clergy started heating up: "Oh, well, if you're going to bring the Bible into it!")

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (R3HPb)

179 139 I got an e-mail from her on Friday and I'm almost positive I saw her here on Saturday.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 11:35 AM (xjiRE)

rickl, if you get a chance, will you email her for me? I want to see if she's okay. I'm here in spurts, so I didn't know about her husband being ill. She has my email and hers has disappeared from my computer.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:40 AM (ptqGC)


OK, but I'm at work now and I may not be able to do it until later tonight.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (xjiRE)

180 are unitarians more like political religion than G-d religion?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (2c0p7)

181 Presidents who died in my lifetime would be Nixon, Ford, Bush and Reagan. I hope to add Carter to that list soon.

Yep, I'm a GenXer in case it wasn't obvious.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (NWiLs)

182 148 Ugh. A legit crazy Lutheran.

ELCA is not Lutheran. Not scriptural, ergo, not Lutheran.

ELCA is a dying vestige that was hijacked by liberalism in the 1970s.

Their numbers are dying and their churches are closing at record numbers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (H7LIz)

183 >>>Also, why can't today's Republicans be like the old Republicans, i.e. not fighting back.

They were complicit, but gave the illusion that there were politicians who actually believed their voters' views. But when things get bad enough, even the densest realize the emperor has not clothes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)

184 John Kennedy in 63

Yeah. So I've buried at least 8 presidents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (JlevV)

185 Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (Cus5s)

although signed under Clinton, it was Bush who really got NAFTA going...

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (NgKpN)

186 > But "Deficit Spending" also was huge, and continued to grow after taking us out of Carter's malaise.

I look on that as the lesser of two evils. Outspending the Soviet Union until they were forced to file bankruptcy was a brilliant policy move. Certainly compared to a nuclear exchange, or even slugging it out with tanks in Germany.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (8ecsm)

187 OK, but I'm at work now and I may not be able to do it until later tonight.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (xjiRE)


I understand, but thanks. I've also "lost" bluebell's.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)

188 Why is it that we men don't find the vagina beautiful in the same way we do boobs, ass, face, hair, etc.

---

What?

Most of us spend every waking hour of every day of our adult lives trying to figure out how to get a look at one.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (0NAbP)

189 152 Huh that's kind of weird when you think about it. Why is it that we men don't find the vagina beautiful in the same way we do boobs, ass, face, hair, etc.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (t849v)

Eh. I've seen some very nice ones.

There's a lot of variations out there. I've also seen some unappealing ones

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (bcbK8)

190 "The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination."

You could have told us before we sewed all of these performance art pieces.

Posted by: Code Pink at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (ctuyM)

191 163 After all, Bush, Reagan, and the Republican Party were wholly responsible for the AIDS epidemic, and were thus all mass murderers.

----

It was initially called GRID.

until using the GR became verboten

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (Q8Fq+)

192 Well, one thing, the Church of Satan is now completely redundant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (+y/Ru)

193 The rubber really hit the road with some of this transexual stuff.

The normies don't want a relationship with a transexual (queue Tone Loc). The transexuals want to be considered whatever they changed to as 100% what they are.

Those two things can't exist together...

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 11:46 AM (eSx+E)

194 A better class of troll, I completely agree. Lack of purpose in one's life is almost certainly behind the increased suicide rates we were discussing last week.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 11:46 AM (22A2Y)

195 > Their numbers are dying and their churches are closing at record numbers.

But the SJWs are hanging on to the real estate, right? I saw an article about that, or maybe it was the commie-converged pseudoEpiscopalians.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:46 AM (8ecsm)

196 184
John Kennedy in 63



Yeah. So I've buried at least 8 presidents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (JlevV)
And with luck I'll add 2 more, hopefully soon. And one wannabe, female monster.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:46 AM (37IEG)

197 He changed America's posture in the world.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (fuK7c)


He sure did - he ensured that we'd continue to pay out of our own pocket to be Europe's Policemen ... long after the USSR was dead.

I get about as much self-satisfaction out of paying to be the Global Force For Good as I do when Local College wins The Big Game. In other words ... not at all.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 11:46 AM (nfE6n)

198 I cannot disagree more strongly. He was a very bad choice for American at the tail end of the Cold War. While he backed the dissolution of the Warsaw pact, he tried to keep the Soviet Union together.

We did work to make sure that the loose nukes potentially floating around after the breakup of the USSR all were returned to Russian control.

For example, we convinced Ukraine to return the considerable stocks of nuclear weapons on its territory back to Russia, by providing security assurances against threats or use of force against the territorial integrity or political independence in the Budapest Memorandum on Security Assurances in 1994.

Suckers!

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (TEv5V)

199 are unitarians more like political religion than G-d religion?

Yes, they're socially progressive. They like community. In some of the churches you go to you can sit through an entire service and never hear the word "G-d" mentioned.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (AllCR)

200
TERF v. TIRF is on NetFlix PPV Saturday night! Hosted by Mooch!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (UFLLM)

201 Bush 41 was opposed to the idea of American Hegemony.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (JlevV)

202 Well, I'm heading out to my dealership to get a software upgrade on my car.

If you guys don't hear back from me later, it's because I got in a tussle with someone in the dealership lounge while trying to change the TV channel from CNN or MSLSD to HGTV or something less brain damaging, and have been thrown in jail.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (ptqGC)

203

Quick, how many Soviet leaders have you buried?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (26/mU)

204 Penes, people! Penes!

Posted by: Assistant Associate Copy Editor, AoSHQ Style Guide, Proper Pluralization Section at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (ctuyM)

205 177 Tuco taught me everything I know about self-defense.
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk"
Posted by: Last at December 03, 2018 11:43 AM (8HiDF)


That line is Mrs. Muse's pet peeves about movies. You should hear her rant at the screen: "Don't talk to him! Just shoot the son of a bitch!"

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (PBDj4)

206 I am old enough to remember when the "reality based community" convinced everyone that AIDS was going to become a series danger to heterosexuals - perhaps even become a heterosexual pandemic.

That was....not accurate...as it turns out.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (eSx+E)

207

And how many popes have you buried?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (26/mU)

208 No Bush 41 does indeed deserve some of the blame for the Iraq war... He left the first one too soon
Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (O2RFr)

---

never end a war before the enstompening. See WWI or any Arab-Israeli war.

Boot on throat. then make peace.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (Q8Fq+)

209 But lupus flare up and she will fight that battle more, but not the worse initial thought.
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:41 AM (2c0p7)

Thx, missed that follow up.

Posted by: hogmartin at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (IqOTP)

210 But the SJWs are hanging on to the real estate, right? I saw an article about that, or maybe it was the commie-converged pseudoEpiscopalians.

Some places, yes. Most places no.

Rural churches are sold off. Suburban ones are taken over by other churches, mostly storefront ministries. Urban churches are sold off as bars.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (H7LIz)

211 Unitarians are basically a progressive social club with a 501(c)(3) religious exemption.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)

212 >>"TERF......trans exclusionary radical feminist"

Which basically means "lesbian who refuses to have sex with a tranny that still has his dick attached".



TERF also disagree that a man can become a woman, surgery or not.

As feminists, they understand that while they claim to want "equality" with men, their 'raison d'etre' relies on there being two distinct sexes. So much of what they've fought for has been special treatment, special/separate space for women. As a result, they are keenly aware of how easily men will usurp all of these benefits for women by simply putting on a dress and lipstick.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (W+vEI)

213 It was initially called GRID.

until using the GR became verboten



It was called GRID when no one knew what it was, they didn't even know it was a virus. Then Haitians and junkies started coming down with it and it was no longer just GR.

That wasn't PC police.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

214 206
I am old enough to remember when the "reality based community" convinced
everyone that AIDS was going to become a series danger to heterosexuals
- perhaps even become a heterosexual pandemic.

That was....not accurate...as it turns out.






Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (eSx+E)
Why not, the latest generation seem to be convinced zombies can happen.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (37IEG)

215 203

Quick, how many Soviet leaders have you buried?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:47 AM (26/mU)

Like in my backyard, or...?

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)

216 Colin Powell convinced Bush 41 to stop the advance on Iraq, saying " you break it, you bought it".

Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

217 Quick, how many Soviet leaders have you buried?


At one point it seemed like a new one every year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (JlevV)

218 Fenelon, oh that's pretty sad, but I guess when one rejects the initial knowledge it must be filled in with something or other.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (2c0p7)

219 Prayers up for grammie.

Posted by: SMH at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (MRWHf)

220 207




And how many popes have you buried?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (26/mU)
I'm not allowed to discuss that except in certain designated secure areas.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (37IEG)

221 Damn Hollywood and their zombie movies. Without their anti zombie propaganda we could have cheap clean energy.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (t849v)

222 People forget how pitiful we were after Viet Nam. We had managed to project force only on tinpots like Grenada and Panama. When Saddam took Kuwait he had the world's fourth largest army and was believed to be unstoppable.

HW put together a coalition including Arabs and French and conducted a war that set the template for modern warfare. We've been badass ever since.

It was the Reagan push that got the Evil Empire to totter, but it fell under HW's watch. A lot that could have gone wrong didn't, and that's not nothing. USSR fell apart and Germany got together, all without violence.

So whatever. He raised the tax and he's not conservative enough for you. He changed America's posture in the world.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:36 AM (fuK7c)


I have some thoughts regarding the evolution of the right post WWII, but the gist of it is that Bush 41, Reagan, Wm Buckley, and the like were all "First Gen" post WWII, and were defined by their service in the fight against Germany/Japan and the need to maintain alliances among the West after the war in the face of communist expansion.

The "Second Gen" post WWII right, consisting of W., Jonah Goldberg, Ben Shapiro, etc., grew up among the political and cultural institutions and organizations (think tanks, magazines, PACs) that the first gen created. They adopted many of the ideas put forward by the first gens, but failed to adapt to changing circumstances following the fall of the Soviet Union.

The "Third Gen" are those conservatives who came into politics post 9/11, and were shaped by the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, the rise of instability around the world, as well as the collapse into irrelevance of the old conservative institutions. The use of new media such as blogs, YouTube, and Twitter has allowed them to build alternate institutions. Because they didn't rise up through the old institutions like the Second Gens did, Third Gens have no loyalty to the ideology of those institutions. Hence, the rise of the alt-right.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (wCmLp)

223 The Blaze has merged with CRTV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

224
The other stuff is to attract you from a distance. Penises are blind and only operate on feel.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:42 AM (8ecsm)


So you're saying the vagina is like reading braille?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

225 216 Colin Powell convinced Bush 41 to stop the advance on Iraq, saying " you break it, you bought it".
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

--------

Wait. I thought Ben Shapiro said that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (1OVkS)

226 >>And how many popes have you buried?

Personally?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (/tuJf)

227
At one point it seemed like a new one every year.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (JlevV)
Yeah, they were catching colds right and left. Remember Andropov? No one ever talks about old Yuri.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (37IEG)

228

Holy cats, I was alive when Truman AND Kruschev were alive.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (26/mU)

229 And how many popes have you buried?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM


Are you kidding? Oops, you said 'popes'.

Posted by: A bear in the woods at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (ctuyM)

230 > For example, we convinced Ukraine to return the considerable stocks of nuclear weapons on its territory back to Russia

And I'm sure the Ukrainians are thanking us for that today.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (8ecsm)

231 I understand, but thanks. I've also "lost" bluebell's.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 03, 2018 11:45 AM (ptqGC)


Email me at my yahoo address. I'll send it to you.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (PBDj4)

232 The Blaze has merged with CRTV.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (aKsyK)[/i\

Probably a fire sale.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (9VeU0)

233
Why not, the latest generation seem to be convinced zombies can happen.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (37IEG)







Hey, you can never be too prepared for the rise of the Living Dead.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (veoSD)

234 I am old enough to remember when the "reality based community" convinced everyone that AIDS was going to become a series danger to heterosexuals - perhaps even become a heterosexual pandemic.

That was....not accurate...as it turns out.


After the fact, some of the instigators of the heterosexual AIDS panic admitted that they knew that the claims that AIDS was about to break out into the heterosexual community were completely bogus.

They did it for political reasons - they felt that they could not get adequate Federal funding to fight a disease almost completely limited to promiscuous homosexuals and drug addicts.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (TEv5V)

235 Jane, I just got an email from Tami. She is fine, very busy and burned out on politics right now.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (nnI2U)

236 >>That line is Mrs. Muse's pet peeves about movies. You should hear her rant at the screen: "Don't talk to him! Just shoot the son of a bitch!"



Heh, she's so right.

*Recalls John Wick, where Wick finally stands in front of the brat who stole is car and shoots him as the brat attempts to have a conversation with him, saying "It was just a f..."

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

237 If gender is fluid, then when a biological woman files a sexual harassment claim, the employer should simply say, "Change your gender identification. Identify as a man if you want this job. If you don't, then you really don't want this job."

Does it sound stupid?

Yes, but we didn't start with the stupidity.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (H7LIz)

238 216 Colin Powell convinced Bush 41 to stop the advance on Iraq, saying " you break it, you bought it".
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

And we're still paying for it...

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (NgKpN)

239 Colin Powell convinced Bush 41 to stop the advance on Iraq, saying " you break it, you bought it".


***

The traditional way you do it is start exterminating everyone tied to the existing political order until one of them offers to become YOUR dictator.

Then you put him in power, finish off everyone that won't swear loyalty to him, and go home letting your puppet know if you have to come back he goes in the chipper shredder.

Worked for the Romans pretty damn well.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (eSx+E)

240 So you're saying the vagina is like reading braille?
========

My warts read, "Billions and billions served."

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (vg8iE)

241 They really believe that their perception and propaganda overcomes objective reality. "

The Agriculture industry has taken a proverbial beating from propaganda vs. reality.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (6qErC)

242 So you're saying the vagina is like reading braille?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (TAmPV)


Kinda' ... but you're mainly just looking for one dot.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (nfE6n)

243 228

Holy cats, I was alive when Truman AND Kruschev were alive.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (26/mU)

Hah hah! You're OLD!

Of course in ten years or so kid's won't even have heard of Nixon or Ford or even Reagan, except as part of the Two Minutes' Hate.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

244 Dammit, now I have to look up my dead president list. *searches* OK, it's just Nixon, Reagan, Ford, and Bush. No doubt more to come.

(I'm Generation Oregon Trail. Younger than Gen X, older than millennials.)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (22A2Y)

245 A pastor? Oh yes the tattoos are a dead giveaway of that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (OLCnA)

246 201 Bush 41 was opposed to the idea of American Hegemony.
_________________

Not as much as I was (and am)!

Posted by: Barky Hussein Obama at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (fqUgw)

247 *kids

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)

248 Holy cats, I was alive when Truman AND Kruschev were alive.


Mrs928 was alive for Stalin. I missed out on that.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (JlevV)

249 242 So you're saying the vagina is like reading braille?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

--------

Who has time to read?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (1OVkS)

250 > Yeah, they were catching colds right and left. Remember Andropov? No one ever talks about old Yuri.

Also Chernenko.

I remember expecting Gorby to suddenly "develop a bad cold" at any minute.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (8ecsm)

251 Why not, the latest generation seem to be convinced zombies can happen.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (37IEG

heck I think we have a real life issue with zombies currently.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (2c0p7)

252 That picture of Paulina...simply perfection, imo. So beautiful.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (JoUsr)

253 Diamond Hoo-Ha Man.

Posted by: Hikaru at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (UnA8+)

254 The latest:

368Just heard good news from grammie!!!In her own words:"Hi there bluebell - I'm getting sprung from the Big House as soon as they disconnect me from all these tubes. Tell everyone I appreciate their thoughts and prayers. This facial nerve damage is connected to my lupus, which is in a flair state. I thought I was fine but apparently not. Lyme is also autoimmune so they often mimic each other. But as House always said, it's never lupus, until it is. Hope to be going to my daughters house from here . Still can't move my face or see out of my right eye. I have to wear a patch, as my eye won't close. I shall be a pirate.I'll be back on the blog lickety split. Won't be able to type worth crap though..."
Posted by:bluebellat December 03, 2018 10:43 AM (U5tDi)

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (PBDj4)

255 A very young Clint Eastwood..."The Good".

Lee Van Cleef in his prime... "The Bad".

Eli Wallach, not in "Tuco" character... "The Ugly".


Back in the early '70s, the gentleman who taught me to shoot was nearly a twin of Van Cleef. San Diego County Deputy Marshall....(said Marshall's Office has now been absorbed into the Sheriff's Department).

As a deep-voiced 6 ft. Court Bailiff, he had allllllll the courthouse ladies, lawyerettes and other county lasses all finding reasons to "visit" his courtroom, as their duties allowed.

I was young, but observant.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (QzJWU)

256 236 >>That line is Mrs. Muse's pet peeves about movies. You should hear her rant at the screen: "Don't talk to him! Just shoot the son of a bitch!"



Heh, she's so right.

*Recalls John Wick, where Wick finally stands in front of the brat who stole is car and shoots him as the brat attempts to have a conversation with him, saying "It was just a f..."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:51 AM (W+vEI)

That, and the whole... the bad guy has a hostage, and he everyone KNOWS he is going to kill the good guy, that it is his entire goal.

So the good guy gives up his gun, so bad guy can kill both him AND the hostage?

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

257 Quick, how many Soviet leaders have you buried?

https://tinyurl.com/y8uwac4v

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (TEv5V)

258 Oh Lordy...that Nadia...she's a hoot.

Posted by: lizabth at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (RFh5Y)

259 ELCA is a dying vestige that was hijacked by liberalism in the 1970s.

Their numbers are dying and their churches are closing at record numbers.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (H7LIz)

Like I said, Satanist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (fDU8w)

260 226 >>And how many popes have you buried?
______________________________________

Killed or buried?

There is a difference, you know.

*holds up photo of 33-day Pope John Paul I*

Posted by: The KGB at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (H7LIz)

261 well all this genital hate isn't going to help in the marriage bed at all.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (2c0p7)

262 I thought that was a photo of Brooke Shields.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (VNTNp)

263 Good news on grammie!

Posted by: It's me donna at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (O2RFr)

264 251
Why not, the latest generation seem to be convinced zombies can happen.



Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (37IEG



heck I think we have a real life issue with zombies currently.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (2c0p7)
Heh - look for the old Bob Hope movie clip about zombies/Democrats.
Hilarious. Never gets old.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWpU8sX10_4

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (37IEG)

265 AIDS was going to become a series danger to heterosexuals - perhaps even become a heterosexual pandemic. "

Was it Phil's show that had the word "Aids" across the entire background for some months?

Yeah, everybody has aids...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (6qErC)

266 lol, willow !

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (bUjCl)

267 > "Hi there bluebell - I'm getting sprung from the Big House as soon as they disconnect me from all these tubes.

Good news, and glad to hear it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (8ecsm)

268 Dead President list -
Eisenhower
Kennedy
Johnson
Nixon
Ford
Reagan
Bush
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:36

If you were alive when Kennedy died you were also alive when Hoover died the next year. Am I making you feel old?

Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (T5tjg)

269 252 That picture of Paulina...simply perfection, imo. So beautiful.
___________

Yeah, but after a couple of decades, I got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Ric Ocasek at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (fqUgw)

270 Of course in ten years or so kid's won't even have heard of Nixon or Ford or even Reagan, except as part of the Two Minutes' Hate.


It is freaky to realize that to kids graduating HS this year, the Vietnam War is further back in the past than WWII was to me.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (JlevV)

271 That, and the whole... the bad guy has a hostage, and he everyone KNOWS he is going to kill the good guy, that it is his entire goal.

So the good guy gives up his gun, so bad guy can kill both him AND the hostage?
Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (NgKpN)

I like the scene in Taken toward the end where Mills busts into the oil sheik's room, the sheik starts to say "we can negotia..." and Mills shoots him in the head.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:56 AM (NWiLs)

272 runner I already worry my little heart out about my top . now my bottom! isn't good enough.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:56 AM (2c0p7)

273 For example, we convinced Ukraine to return the considerable stocks of nuclear weapons on its territory back to Russia


***


I like how Bush 43 got Qaddafi to give up his WMD and Obama rewarded him by having him tortured to death by his flunkies.

That noble peace prize was a hell of a choice wasn't it?



Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 11:56 AM (eSx+E)

274 If you were alive when Kennedy died you were also alive when Hoover died the next year


Fuck. Nine Presidents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:56 AM (JlevV)

275 Also Chernenko.



I remember expecting Gorby to suddenly "develop a bad cold" at any minute.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:53 AM (8ecsm)
The latest gens probably don't get "cold" joke. Ah, the Soviets. They certainly were entertaining.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (37IEG)

276 Yeah, they were catching colds right and left. Remember Andropov? No one ever talks about old Yuri.

-
He was my favorite commie because I could say, "I hope they shrivel up, Andropov!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (+y/Ru)

277

In 2020, voters will have not even been born yet for 9/11.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (26/mU)

278 If you were alive when Kennedy died you were also alive when Hoover died the next year. Am I making you feel old?


Oh wow.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (fuK7c)

279 > It is freaky to realize that to kids graduating HS this year, the Vietnam War is further back in the past than WWII was to me.

The really freaky thing is that kids will soon be graduating high school who weren't even born on 9/11.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (8ecsm)

280 Daily Caller has a good article on how Democrats nuked Republicans in the state of California with ballot harvesting.

GOP needs to get better at election ground game.

https://tinyurl.com/ycxwad2m

We lost a lot of seats in that last 1% margin

Posted by: Blago at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (UfkIY)

281 Bolz-Weber has been doing this for years, ever since she became a pastor. She was mentally ill, but at least wacky leftist theology has at least turned out to be a good therapy for her.

I love how that wikipedia article Lizzy pointed to elides the role her ex-husband played in his recovery, but then again he's to blame for introducing her to liberal Christianity. Hope their son will do ok and escape from this world, if he hasn't already.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (/qEW2)

282 I've buried 20% of ALL the Presidents.


Old.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (JlevV)

283 Haven't been able to go to church for the last three weeks because of illness and snow, but I still thought of the golden calf when I saw the first headline!


On a related note, anyone else feel like we're living in the book of Judges?

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (XKZwp)

284 261 well all this genital hate isn't going to help in the marriage bed at all.
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (2c0p7)

Marriage bed, marriage bed...oh, that bed where my ex wife is balling her boyfriend. Thanks for the reminder!

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (NWiLs)

285
Fuck. Nine Presidents.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 11:56 AM (JlevV)Maybe the Black Jesus one, but the others, ewwwwwwwwwwww.

Posted by: Shep Smith at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (37IEG)

286 Yeah, but after a couple of decades, I got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Ric Ocasek at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (fqUgw)
*********************

I thought they were still married.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (hECVl)

287 "That's gold, Jerry! Gold!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (Ndje9)

288 Continuing prayers for Grammie (and Slap and everyone else on the prayer list)!

Posted by: Elisabeth G. Wolfe at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (R3HPb)

289 Soooo glad to hear that Grammie has checked in w/ bluebell and is, at least, not doing worse. Hoping her lupus flair up will be short-lived. Prayers sent!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (JoUsr)

290 257 Quick, how many Soviet leaders have you buried?
____________________________________


Ahem.

*holds up photo of 15-month Soviet leader Yuri Andropov*

Posted by: The Vatican at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (H7LIz)

291 None hotter than Paulina.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (opyfN)

292 If you were alive when Kennedy died you were also alive when Hoover died the next year. Am I making you feel old?
Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (T5tjg)

Shit, I am getting Old, but I'm damn proud of all my Scars.

Don't mess with us old guys... we may be the ones who survived shit that would make YOUR hair turn white too...

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (NgKpN)

293 223 The Blaze has merged with CRTV.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

Steven Crowder will go nuts in 5...4...3...2...1...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (bcbK8)

294
They don't call it bumping uglies for nothing.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (r+sAi)

295 216 Colin Powell convinced Bush 41 to stop the advance on Iraq, saying " you break it, you bought it".
Posted by: navybrat, obtuse by nature at December 03, 2018 11:49 AM (w7KSn)

He also said to B41 "I also like cracker granny pron, got any video of you titty-fucking your nanna with your pathetic little white wiener?"

Posted by: Colon Bowel's Handkerchief at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (iKyUr)

296 Speaking of misplaced idolatry, in the UK a celebration of disarmament

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycraxvcv

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (W+vEI)

297 "I look on that as the lesser of two evils.
Outspending the Soviet Union until they were forced to file bankruptcy
was a brilliant policy move. Certainly compared to a nuclear exchange,
or even slugging it out with tanks in Germany.Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


deficit spending was cute and cuddly in its infancy ... heh. Now at $240T in unfunded liabilities ... not such a short term victory ... and those old Soviets are teaching in our universities.


But The Great Society promises and other such "elect me now, make your kids pay for my promises later" tactics have taken us here. Reagan was a hiccup perhaps ... (like Trump?) Same with the 1965 Immigration Act where Kennedy promised it would not change our demographics ... these things were set in motion long ago by shadowy oligarchs, imo.


But prosecutions begin soon ... Hannity's team has been making promises. Whitaker/Huber will come. #2weeks

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (Cus5s)

298 insomniac, from what I have gathered, better Him be punished than you.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (2c0p7)

299 268
Dead President list -

Eisenhower

Kennedy

Johnson

Nixon

Ford

Reagan

Bush

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:36



If you were alive when Kennedy died you were also alive when Hoover died the next year. Am I making you feel old?



Posted by: Farmer at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (T5tjg)
Shit no- mentally I'll always be somewhere between 25 and 28. Except when I'm acting like a 6 year old.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (37IEG)

300 Yeah, but after a couple of decades, I got tired of her shit.

Posted by: Ric Ocasek at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (fqUgw)
*********************

I thought they were still married.

--

I thought I'd read they separated after 30 years together, but they remain on very good terms with each other.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (JoUsr)

301 How many dead presidents have you lived through?

Me, 5
LBJ, but I don't remember him dying.
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush
Posted by: Soothsayer


6.
Kennedy (he was popped when I was one)
LBJ
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (c3AZU)

302 It was called GRID when no one knew what it was, they didn't even know it was a virus. Then Haitians and junkies started coming down with it and it was no longer just GR.

That wasn't PC police.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 11:48 AM (fuK7c)

Nevertheless, the largest single reservoir of HIV is in the collective assholes of the gay community. By far.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (fDU8w)

303 I thought they were still married.
____________

Paulina announced last year that they had been "peacefully separated" and living apart for a year.

Said they still had great love for each other, but did not work as a couple anymore.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (fqUgw)

304 Ugly made a lot of money.

Posted by: golfman at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (GL/05)

305 Guy! fgs!

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (2c0p7)

306 259
ELCA is a dying vestige that was hijacked by liberalism in the 1970s.



Their numbers are dying and their churches are closing at record numbers.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 11:44 AM (H7LIz)



Like I said, Satanist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 11:54 AM (fDU8w)


It's like the new pastor they sent our church came specifically to preach the gospel of lefty politics and use the bible to support those beliefs. Cause yeah!



Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)

307 298 insomniac, from what I have gathered, better Him be punished than you.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:59 AM (2c0p7)

I honestly don't want to know either way.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (NWiLs)

308 I already worry my little heart out about my top . now my bottom! isn't good enough.
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 11:56 AM (2c0p7)


willow, ask them to post pics of their buttoms . and then we'll talk....

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (bUjCl)

309 Has anyone suggested to grammie to slap a hot iron to it?

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (9VeU0)

310 242 So you're saying the vagina is like reading braille?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

Kinda' ... but you're mainly just looking for one dot.
Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (nfE6n)

---

the letter G is four dots in a square. No wonder you guys can't find it. Imagine 2 diagonal lines

X marks the spot.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (Q8Fq+)

311 283 Haven't been able to go to church for the last three weeks because of illness and snow, but I still thought of the golden calf when I saw the first headline!


On a related note, anyone else feel like we're living in the book of Judges?
Posted by: pookysgirl at December 03, 2018 11:57 AM (XKZwp)

I get a wiff of Revelations now and then

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK8)

312 Bury me? I'll bury you!

Posted by: N. Kruschev at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (1OVkS)

313 maybe I should have abstained from reading this post.

limps away defeated.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:01 PM (2c0p7)

314 Fuck. Nine Presidents.

-
Presidential Fuck, Kill, Marry?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:01 PM (+y/Ru)

315 291
None hotter than Paulina.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 11:58 AM (opyfN)
She was/is a beauty, no doubt.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:01 PM (37IEG)

316 We lost a lot of seats in that last 1% margin

****

The problem is we lost a lot of seats due to ballot being produced. Unless at the federal level the Reps get serious about vote fraud...which they won't...we aren't going to win those races.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 03, 2018 12:01 PM (eSx+E)

317 he was your archetypical 'country club Republican'.

Somebody had to clean up after Reagan had the gall to actually beat the Soviets.

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2018 12:01 PM (FhXTo)

318 Because nothing is more important than my vagina.

Posted by: Nadia Ballz-Weber at December 03, 2018 12:01 PM (vtcmf)

319 Hoover died in '64, I think. I remember it.

Posted by: Robert Reich at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (DUPgJ)

320 hug insomniac, I know .

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (2c0p7)

321 Off, short sock

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (DUPgJ)

322 runner, should be mandatory yes?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (2c0p7)

323 319 Hoover died in '64, I think. I remember it.
Posted by: Robert Reich at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (DUPgJ)

But his vacuum cleaner legacy lives on.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (NWiLs)

324 15 Gendering a baby. Is that like sexing a chicken?
Posted by: Tonypete at December 03, 2018 11:24 AM (E8rdu)

ISWYDT.

Unless you didn't mean it that way.

In which case... even funnier.

Posted by: The Chicken at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (AURKQ)

325 Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.

She seems nice. Probably makes a wonderful jello salad with sliced bananas and grapes, too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (QLvwG)

326
245 A pastor? Oh yes the tattoos are a dead giveaway of that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 03, 2018 11:52 AM (OLCnA)






So a SJW feminazi version of the tattooed priest in John Wick?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (veoSD)

327 Good news for Grammie. Thank the Lord.

Arrrgh.

Posted by: golfman at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (GL/05)

328 The really freaky thing is that kids will soon be graduating high school who weren't even born on 9/11.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia


Now I really feel old. I'm still working for the same company that I did on 9/11. And I had been working here for twelve years before 9/11.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (c3AZU)

329 The Blaze has merged with CRTV.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (aKsyK)

See, Crowder, this is what happens when you take the month off!

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (XKZwp)

330 I have received several e-mails from Panamanian relatives and friends noting Bush-41's death and expressing gratitude for the Panama invasion. (These are people all across the political spectrum, BTW.)

To be sure, Reagan did most of the groundwork with sanctions, investigations, indictments, and contingency plans, etc., but it fell to Bush to make the ultimate decision to remove Noriega by military force.

In the face of international opposition, including a formal UN GenAss condemnation, he could have wimped out entirely or, worst of all, pulled off a Kennedy-Bay-of-Pigs fiasco. But he didn't --- and he deserves credit for that.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (Rxduq)

331 >>Hoover died in '64, I think. I remember it.

>But his vacuum cleaner legacy lives on.


That guy was a racist who barely sucked.

Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (opyfN)

332 Hoover became chapter president of Delta Tau Chi in '62.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (1OVkS)

333 325
Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.

She seems nice. Probably makes a wonderful jello salad with sliced bananas and grapes, too.


Posted by: Count de Monet at December 03, 2018 12:03 PM (QLvwG)
Maybe that ambrosia one with coconut and tangerine slices.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (37IEG)

334 Hoover died in '64, I think. I remember it.
Posted by: Robert Reich at December 03, 2018 12:02 PM (DUPgJ)

The short guy was right.

Even a broke clock.

Posted by: golfman at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (GL/05)

335

Don't Sex Me Bro!

*sobs*

Posted by: The Chicken at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (iKyUr)

336 Alf Landon died in 1987, at the age of 100.

The Grand Old Man of the Grand Old Party.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (JlevV)

337 That looks like van cleef from It conquered the world.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (z+1a6)

338 How many dead presidents have you lived through?
Me, 10
Hoover
Roosevelt
Truman
Eisenhower
Kennedy
Johnson
Nixon
Ford
Reagan
H.W.Bush

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at December 03, 2018 12:04 PM (P4Pk9)

339 Insomniac, still a situation with your daughter ? If what you say in @284 is going on, that may be the reason, and have nothing to do with you. you follow ? she may hate it, and hate seeing it. just thought I mention that...

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:05 PM (bUjCl)

340 137 > How many dead presidents have you lived through?

In order of death:

JFK
Hoover
Eisenhower
Truman
Johnson
Nixon
Reagan
Ford
Bush I

If you mean "was also President while you were alive", that would be Eisenhower on. Truman and Hoover were Presidents before I was born.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (8ecsm)


I remember hearing on the news all of those (and Churchiill, too) having died.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 03, 2018 12:05 PM (di1hb)

341 Woman "pastor" makes giant golden vagina from purity rings.


What a load of Baal.

Posted by: Moses at December 03, 2018 12:05 PM (NeSSd)

342 They probably have grammie on steroids. Hope she doesn't go all Hulk on us.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (NWiLs)

343 Getting back to the "biological sex doesn't exist" and "parents are misgendering their babies," --- anyone who has had kids, or who has spent any time with kids will tell: there is a difference between boys and girls, and it isn't all because the parent and society forced gender stereotype on 'em. They just are.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (W+vEI)

344 Hoover was an incredible person before he was elected president. He administered a "Marshall Plan" for Europe after WWI that saved millions of lives.

They actually should have called the "Marshall Plan" a Hoover Plan, but, well, Democrats, media, etc.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (H7LIz)

345 Max Boot, Super Genius, from last year:

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

346 So you're saying the vagina is like reading braille?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:50 AM (TAmPV)

Kinda' ... but you're mainly just looking for one dot.
Posted by: A Better Class of Troll


Talk about wandering the desert for forty years....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (c3AZU)

347 wait, what's going on with insomniacs daughter?

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (2c0p7)

348 I am sorry if I a out of line, but you brought ip up here and there...

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (bUjCl)

349 GHWB was the longest living President. If Carter doesn't fall over in the next 110 days, he will win the prize.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (JlevV)

350 I think Paulina wrote an semi-boo hoo article about what it was like to lose her looks (somewhat) as supermodel.

How she went from turning heads everywhere and getting all the attention, to being almost invisible unless she made an effort.

Food for thought. I think it had a message there about basing your self worth on more than your looks. Or maybe that's the message I got out of it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (bcbK8)

351 Pirate Hulk grammie.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (t849v)

352 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 11:39 AM (8ecsm)



I remember hearing on the news all of those (and Churchiill, too) having died.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 03, 2018 12:05 PM (di1hb)
They said Churchill was a painter! NO! He wasn't a painter. Now the Fuhrer, he was a painter!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (37IEG)

353 In the face of international opposition, including a formal UN GenAss
condemnation, he could have wimped out entirely or, worst of all, pulled
off a Kennedy-Bay-of-Pigs fiasco. But he didn't --- and he deserves
credit for that.
=====

Just to watch Carter literally give it away. Another unbelievably stupid Carter gaffe.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (MIKMs)

354 >>Maybe that ambrosia one with coconut and tangerine slices.



Looks like a jello shots gal to me. Before she got clean, of course.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)

355 Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)

----------

He's the Dick Morris of politics. Except that Dick Morris is the Dick Morris of politics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (1OVkS)

356 willow, nothing.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:07 PM (bUjCl)

357 339 Insomniac, still a situation with your daughter ? If what you say in @284 is going on, that may be the reason, and have nothing to do with you. you follow ? she may hate it, and hate seeing it. just thought I mention that...
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:05 PM (bUjCl)

I read you. I suppose it's possible. I have no idea what's going on in her head since she won't talk to me anymore.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

358 Speaking of misplaced idolatry, in the UK a celebration of disarmament "

Kitchen knives.

Seriously. Close up pics, and the "danger" is from 4" long kitchen cutlery.

What a maroon.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:08 PM (6qErC)

359 Well, I'm comfortable with myself, and that's what matters.

Posted by: Vagina Monologue at December 03, 2018 12:08 PM (37IEG)

360 348 I am sorry if I a out of line, but you brought ip up here and there...
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (bUjCl)

Naw, you're good.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:08 PM (NWiLs)

361 My bank account isn't empty -- I still have checks!! See!?!?

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (BA, Economics, Boston University) at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (uloIh)

362 lizzy, I cannot imagine what this generation of cranks would have thought of me, i'd play trucks with my cousins in a ballerina costume.

bet I would have been shipped off to some farm to be screwed up.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (2c0p7)

363 (I'm Generation Oregon Trail. Younger than Gen X, older than millennials.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel


Dying of dysentery?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)

364 > there is a difference between boys and girls, and it isn't all because the parent and society forced gender stereotype on 'em.

Oh, yeah. I know one extreme liberal who finally admitted it after she carefully excluded toy guns from her young son. Result: he started making guns out of Legos.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (8ecsm)

365 And Xe said "let there be vagina". And there was vagina.

Posted by: Nadia Ballz-Weber at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (vtcmf)

366
Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.


He's so cool they're rioting about it in France.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (TAmPV)

367
363 (I'm Generation Oregon Trail. Younger than Gen X, older than millennials.)
Posted by: Mrs. Peel

Dying of dysentery?

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (AM1GF)







Lay off the Romaine Lettuce.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (veoSD)

368 Pastor? Pastor prime, maybe.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (Ndje9)

369 America needs its own Macron"

Dacron. He meant Dacron, I'm sure...

/heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (6qErC)

370 362
lizzy, I cannot imagine what this generation of cranks would have
thought of me, i'd play trucks with my cousins in a ballerina costume.



bet I would have been shipped off to some farm to be screwed up.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:09 PM (2c0p7)
Nah, shoot, that's the kind of girl I married. Perfectly okay.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (37IEG)

371 366
Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.


Descending even further into self-parody.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)

372
Talk about wandering the desert for forty years....
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (c3AZU)

---

after 40 years, time to try some lube

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (Q8Fq+)

373 Yeah, everybody has aids...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (6qErC)


I think our culture has AIDS. Only it's called progressivism.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (PBDj4)

374 Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make Renaults sizzle.

Posted by: Booted in the head at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (NeSSd)

375 The golden vagina woman looks like a witch from Hansel and Gretel.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (bUjCl)

376 Here is a righteous rant on the transgender terminology:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7xsn9h7

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)

377 I think our culture has AIDS. Only it's called progressivism.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (PBDj4)

Acute Irony Deficiency Syndrome

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (AURKQ)

378 Justin Trudeau is the perfect gender-fluid model of what a national leader should look like. Sometimes policies have to take a back seat to awe-inspiring leadership.

Posted by: Maximum Boot Up Ass at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (uloIh)

379 Re: AIDS

I was in Atlanta last week and saw a billboard advertising to (cough) "high risk" (cough) individuals that they could get a medicine that would almost-entirely prevent them from getting high-risk AIDS. Had a clever acronym and everything. P.Re.VenT or some cutesy bullsh*t.

Hey, know how else you can not get high-risk AIDS?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (0NAbP)

380 Oh, yeah. I know one extreme liberal who finally admitted it after she
carefully excluded toy guns from her young son. Result: he started
making guns out of Legos.
=====

TV Remote wars at my sister's house.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (MIKMs)

381 The golden vagina woman looks like a witch from Hansel and Gretel."

Ms mouse opined that she has spent some time in the gym...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (6qErC)

382 yankee yeah, I think that's normal!

I like dirt bikes and love dresses. husband still thinks im a girl tg.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (2c0p7)

383 378
Justin Trudeau is the perfect gender-fluid model of what a national
leader should look like. Sometimes policies have to take a back seat to
awe-inspiring leadership.

Posted by: Maximum Boot Up Ass at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (uloIh)
Yeah, like that Happy Macaroon guy in France, saving the world by causing them to burn up cars all over Paris.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (37IEG)

384 And yes I know HIV comes first.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (0NAbP)

385 347 wait, what's going on with insomniacs daughter?
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (2c0p7)

In summary, rapid-onset near-estrangement after being close most of her life.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (NWiLs)

386 Hey, know how else you can not get high-risk AIDS?


Sit down and keep your mouth shut.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (JlevV)

387 375 The golden vagina woman looks like a witch from Hansel and Gretel.
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (bUjCl)

Looks like Jeffrey Tambor to me....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (AURKQ)

388 373 Yeah, everybody has aids...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 11:55 AM (6qErC)

I think our culture has AIDS. Only it's called progressivism.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (PBDj4)

You're not wrong. Progressivism is designed to tear down existing defenses/structures.

So Marxism can kill us. Like Pneumonia.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (bcbK8)

389 Looking at that woman pastor, I think I'll abstain from sex with her. Looks like she has a bad case of vagina dentata.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (Sda6L)

390 In summary, rapid-onset near-estrangement after being close most of her life.


College?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (JlevV)

391
I just looked up death dates of presidents:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Presidents_of_the_
United_States_by_date_of_death

[remove line feed]

I've been through 7, but the first one I remember was Nixon in '94.

My father has been through 12, starting with Taft in 1930. My mother would be 11. She was born two months after Taft died in 1930.

Posted by: publius, the Duke of Miley's Ficus at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (f1Vqw)

392 390 In summary, rapid-onset near-estrangement after being close most of her life.


College?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (JlevV)

No, very early teens.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)

393 @MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.
Descending even further into self-parody.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:10 PM (NWiLs)


Yeah, Macron is currently polling somewhere in the low 20s. The entire country of France is on fire from the protests of his tax increases. But Bootsie thinks he's someone we need to emulate. wut

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (PBDj4)

394 I like dirt bikes and love dresses. husband still thinks im a girl tg.

Posted by: willow

This calls for the video clip of the reporterette standing next to the starting line of a dirt bike race, where she starts taking heaps of airborne mud.

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (NeSSd)

395 Speaking of Biblical themes, Pookette was playing with her fridge magnets yesterday, and here's what I heard of the story:
The king of Jerusalem tried to build a wall, it fell down onto his head, the people wanted a new king, soy the made the King of Comedy (Fozzie Bear) their king.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (XKZwp)

396 insomniac as a mum of 5 , if she is in her teens to mid 20s that not abnormal, they become very insular for a while, just keep the door open.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (2c0p7)

397 MaxBoot

To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.



Who needs Democrats?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (LL1Be)

398 389 Looking at that woman pastor, I think I'll abstain from sex with her. Looks like she has a bad case of vagina dentata.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (Sda6L)

Or a dick.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (bcbK8)

399 That female-ish pastor person seems to be a very damaged individual. Like most of them are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (hLRSq)

400 Sending your kids to college is like sending them to some crazy cult.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (JlevV)

401 Oh, yeah. I know one extreme liberal who finally admitted it after she
carefully excluded toy guns from her young son. Result: he started
making guns out of Legos

--

It's probably been mentioned, but there was some carefully controlled study where the girls were given toy guns and soldiers and the boys were given Barbie dolls, and the girls put dresses on the soldiers for their girly pink tea parties and the boys bent the Barbies over to use as pistols.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (0NAbP)

402 Had a clever acronym and everything. P.Re.VenT or some cutesy bullsh*t. "

You mean "PreVent"? That's a system to prevent manholes from 'sploding.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (6qErC)

403 well the good guys made a deal with the (Hollywood) bad guys ... ever since Dr. Evil always gave James Bond some intricate dilemma that needed his special devices for escape.


The parody with Austin Powers ... Dr. Evil's kid keeps saying "just kill him now", explaining the charade ... ha. Of course the same might be said about dealing with criminals in our government .... "just shoot them already, quit trying to talk them into being good".

Posted by: illiniwek at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (Cus5s)

404 Hoover died in '64, I think. I remember it.

>But his vacuum cleaner legacy lives on.


That guy was a racist who barely sucked.
Posted by: Michael Eric Dyson

They used to have those commercials about the first vacuum that doesn't lose suction and I heard it as doesn't use suction and I was thinking lazers? Transporter beam? Disintegrator ray?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (+y/Ru)

405 382
yankee yeah, I think that's normal!



I like dirt bikes and love dresses. husband still thinks im a girl tg.





Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:12 PM (2c0p7)
Never had much use for "But I'm a girl" kind of chicks. Feminine is fine, but not as an excuse.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (37IEG)

406 "To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool."


The French middle and working classes seem to have a different opinion regarding M. Macron.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (hLRSq)

407 It's probably been mentioned, but there was some carefully controlled study where the girls were given toy guns and soldiers and the boys were given Barbie dolls, and the girls put dresses on the soldiers for their girly pink tea parties and the boys bent the Barbies over to use as pistols.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


That's not why you bend Barbie over....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (c3AZU)

408 If Carter doesn't fall over in the next 110 days, he will win the prize.
_______________________________________

Submitted for your approval. In 109 days, Ruth Bader Ginsberg goes to visit Jimmy, trips while carrying a banana flambe, setting Carter on fire and breaking a hip.

They both die instantly.

Discuss.

Posted by: Rod Serling at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (H7LIz)

409 I gave my boys baby dolls so they wouldn't tear the heads off of their sisters dolls,they are still boys.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (2c0p7)

410 383 378
Justin Trudeau is the perfect gender-fluid model of what a national
leader should look like. Sometimes policies have to take a back seat to
awe-inspiring leadership.


Thanks for that. I always like to start my day with some projectile vomiting.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (nBr1j)

411

Yeah Churchill died in '65.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (26/mU)

412 Breaking News from Reuters:

ABUJA - Nigeria's President Muhammadu Buhari on Sunday denied claims that he had died and been replaced by a Sudanese impostor, breaking his silence on a rumor that has circulated on social media for months.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (hjaPQ)

413 So why does Caligula think populism has to be "defeated" anyway?

It's just this assumption that is carried on a conventional wisdom and no-one bats an eyelash.

Populism must be crushed.

Orange Man Bad.

Republicans are Violent.

Freaking poulterasts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (AURKQ)

414 You mean "PreVent"? That's a system to prevent manholes from 'sploding.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:14 PM (6qErC)

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and Atlanta from winning Super Bowls

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (Q8Fq+)

415 The parody with Austin Powers ... Dr. Evil's kid keeps saying "just kill him now", explaining the charade ... ha. Of course the same might be said about dealing with criminals in our government .... "just shoot them already, quit trying to talk them into being good".
Posted by: illiniwek


Or "The Incredibles"; "You sly dog, you've got me monalogging!"

Posted by: Blue Hen at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (NeSSd)

416 Had a clever acronym and everything. P.Re.VenT or some cutesy bullsh*t. "

You mean "PreVent"? That's a system to prevent manholes from 'sploding.

Posted by: Anon a mouse


Also a system used to keep the Cowboys from scoring.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (c3AZU)

417 If we just like took all the money that was like totally wasted by the Pentagon we could like fully fund Medicare for all, free college, rebuild all our roads and bridges and stuff, go to the moon finally, and give every woman, child, and man a monthly check for being a good citizen.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Actual For Real Congresswoman at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (uloIh)

418 No, very early teens.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:13 PM (NWiLs)


Som - it happens, and it is NOT YOUR FAULT.

Good buddy of mine had his kids way earlier. His oldest is a girl, they were very close. He says up until it became time to buy a bra. Then she started pairing with Mom.

My daughter is 13, and we were super close. Now she's a moody teen cave irl - hard to get her to come out.


Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (9VeU0)

419
And Elvis.

Elvis counts as a president, yes?

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (26/mU)

420 >>lizzy, I cannot imagine what this generation of cranks would have
thought of me, i'd play trucks with my cousins in a ballerina costume.



That's the thing, willow, prior to all of this nonsense one could be a tomboy without everyone exclaiming that this means you're really a boy and must start body modification, etc. ASAP. You could be a girl/woman who liked to dress in jeans, enjoy non-gorly girl pursuits and it was no big deal. Same for boys/men who weren't hyper masculine. They were still male.

It's this gender studies garbase that is placing tight boundaries on what it means to be male or female, as if this were some 50's parody/"Pleasantville" world --- and then claiming they will "liberate" us from these confining definitions of girl/boy/man/woman.

Nope, it was already defined in such a way that accommodated some overlap of stereotypical M/Fe traits. People were happy to not be obsessed that one toy, one outfit defined them.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (W+vEI)

421 That's not why you bend Barbie over....
Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (c3AZU)

---------

*sigh*

Posted by: Ken at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (1OVkS)

422 Max Boot gets more retarded every day.Amazing.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (BXMxN)

423 Insom,

please be patient with your daughter. but DO NOT stop trying to communicate.

please write her. tell her you love her and support her.
tell her that her mom and you didn't work out, but you still love her (your daughter).

don't expect anything in return.

just keep telling her you love her.
she will come around. i promise.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (d7Ww2)

424 (they still tore the heads off their sisters dolls) and the wheels off their trucks and every stereo apart to see what made it tick.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (2c0p7)

425 Barbies over to use as pistols.

Posted by: Moron Robbie




That's not why you bend Barbie over....

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (c3AZU)
That type of weapon stops working properly when you hit puberty and becomes a whole nother thing.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (37IEG)

426 It's like the new pastor they sent our church came specifically to preach the gospel of lefty politics and use the bible to support those beliefs. Cause yeah!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 12:00 PM (ymnmz)


I pity you if you're in a hierarchical church like the Episcopal church. Their lib bishops would do spiteful things like appoint flaming gay pastors to conservative congregations when there was a vacancy. When congregations voted to leave the diocese or national church would sue and later sell off the (now empty) church building.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (/qEW2)

427 Good buddy of mine had his kids way earlier. His oldest is a girl, they were very close. He says up until it became time to buy a bra. Then she started pairing with Mom.

My daughter is 13, and we were super close. Now she's a moody teen cave irl - hard to get her to come out.


Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (9VeU0)

That's good to know. Not good that you have a moody cave girl but that it's not just me.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

428 Paulina Porizkova

Posted by: grognard at December 03, 2018 11:23 AM (/29Nl)

I'm trying to figure out what she saw in him that she didn't see in me...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (8D42x)

429 Elvis counts as a president, yes?



King.



Thank you very much.

Posted by: Elvis at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (H7LIz)

430 nurse ratchet , nice post, and true.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (2c0p7)

431 409 I gave my boys baby dolls so they wouldn't tear the heads off of their sisters dolls,they are still boys.
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (2c0p7)

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crossdress them early

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (Q8Fq+)

432 It's probably been mentioned, but there was some carefully controlled study where the girls were given toy guns and soldiers and the boys were given Barbie dolls, and the girls put dresses on the soldiers for their girly pink tea parties and the boys bent the Barbies over to use as pistols.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


That's not why you bend Barbie over....
Posted by: rickb223


That doesn't work well either.

Posted by: Ken at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (NeSSd)

433
Say what you will about Herbert C. Hoover, but he made a damn fine vacuum cleaner, which did more for this country that anything them Roosevelt brothers ever did.

Posted by: Archie Bunker at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (f1Vqw)

434 pookysgirl, yes on Judges. "In those days there was no king in Israel and every man did what seemed good to him." Or something like that.

I didn't make any effort to indoctrinate my boys into toxic masculinity. They did that all on their own. *sniff, wipes tear* I'm so proud of them.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 12:19 PM (22A2Y)

435 I gave my boys baby dolls so they wouldn't tear the heads off of their sisters dolls,they are still boys.
Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:16 PM (2c0p7)


yeah but fun is that

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:19 PM (bUjCl)

436 It's this gender studies garbase that is placing tight boundaries on what it means to be male or female

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That's a really interesting observation.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:19 PM (0NAbP)

437 Damn Hoover!

Posted by: The Colorado River at December 03, 2018 12:19 PM (H7LIz)

438 Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm trying. It's painful.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:19 PM (NWiLs)

439 376 Here is a righteous rant on the transgender terminology:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7xsn9h7

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (W+vEI)


Nice!

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:19 PM (PBDj4)

440 >>Say what you will about Herbert C. Hoover, but he made a damn fine vacuum cleaner, which did more for this country that anything them Roosevelt brothers ever did.



Roosevelt was all about that damned carpet sweeper.

Those things don't work!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (opyfN)

441 They used to have those commercials about the first vacuum that doesn't lose suction and I heard it as doesn't use suction and I was thinking lazers? Transporter beam? Disintegrator ray?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:15 PM (+y/Ru)

It's just a stick you hold in your hand, and contemplate how you're a cryptoracist Gaia-hater who presumes to dictate to the dust flakes, carpet beetles and mites where they may or may not live in peace and safety.

The vacuum doesn't suck. You suck.

Bigot.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (AURKQ)

442 424
(they still tore the heads off their sisters dolls) and the wheels off
their trucks and every stereo apart to see what made it tick.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (2c0p7)
Can we assume you didn't suggest they make these torn apart stereos into "clocks"?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (37IEG)

443 runner, hey. just be a little more sensitive will u.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (2c0p7)

444 >>To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.

I was just thinking last night how rapidly the left is unwinding. We might think it's moving to slow but there are big, tectonic shifts that are happening around the world and the old order is failing.

Who woulda thunk 5 years ago that Donald Trump would be one of the leaders of a new age of nationalism triumphing over collectivism?

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

445 There was a novel I read where the evil dad of a child has been cut out of the family money which is left in trust to his maybe 6-7 year old daughter. He wants to drive the kid insane so that he ends up controlling (therefore having) the money. He has read "black like me" so he feeds his kid the compound to darken her skin, dies her hair and puts her with some shady black women.

This trans-gendering kids feels like that evil dad except these parents aren't even being tempted into the evil by a huge pot of money, they are doing it just for the fame of having a *special* child. AND to make things truly evil its not only the kids whose parents are mis-gendering them affected, every kid in society is being told that biological sex can be bent to fit human emotions.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (pHzbJ)

446 In summary, rapid-onset near-estrangement after being close most of her life.
=====

Probably not much consolation, but I would bet that she is doing the same to the other parent as well. Early teen girls and later teen boys -- crazypants time.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (MIKMs)

447 My daughter is 13, and we were super close. Now she's a moody teen cave irl - hard to get her to come out.
Posted by: blaster

That's good to know. Not good that you have a moody cave girl but that it's not just me.
Posted by: Insomniac


Seriously, I'd be more worried if a teen wasn't at least occasionally moody...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (AM1GF)

448 I'm trying. It's painful.
Posted by: Insomniac

yes it is. but you need to believe in love. and believe in her. and do not give up. no matter what, do not give up on her.

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (d7Ww2)

449 Carter is 94. Buried Reagan and now Bush I.

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (bUjCl)

450 419
And Elvis.

Elvis counts as a president, yes?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (26/mU)

Negative, he was The King.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (bcbK8)

451 Hey, know how else you can not get high-risk AIDS?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 03, 2018 12:11 PM (0NAbP)

Stay away from Atlanta?

Posted by: golfman at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (GL/05)

452 Yankee, I guess I should be surprised they didn't think of that one.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (2c0p7)

453 Related to that, I always enjoy noticing that the guys wearing dresses and trying to act like girls and/or the white liberals like Talcum X pretending they're black are entirely and 100% basing their actions on stereotypes and how they believe X or Y acts.

That's so wonderful.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (0NAbP)

454 Slap hot iron to it !

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (bUjCl)

455 @MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)


What an asshole, using deliberately vague terms like "centrism" as a kind of evasion. Why don't you address specific concerns and argue why your take is right, cuckface? And it's kind of hard to view a man with an Oedipus complex as "charismatic" or "cool".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (/qEW2)

456

I think maxboot meant to say Trudeau instead of Macron.

Posted by: Soothsayer at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (26/mU)

457 We have yet to see whether nationalism will triumph.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (t849v)

458 >*sigh*
> Posted by: Ken

I always assumed that Ken was into bending over, IYKWIM, AITYD, NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 03, 2018 12:22 PM (8ecsm)

459 high-risk AIDS?"

So what's "low risk AIDS"? Diet candy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:22 PM (6qErC)

460 I'm pretty sure the sissy-boy Verizon commercial guy was modeled on Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2018 12:22 PM (hjaPQ)

461 Sit down and keep your mouth shut."

Well, one outta two ain't bad...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (6qErC)

462 I was just thinking last night how rapidly the left is unwinding. We might think it's moving to slow but there are big, tectonic shifts that are happening around the world and the old order is failing.

Who woulda thunk 5 years ago that Donald Trump would be one of the leaders of a new age of nationalism triumphing over collectivism?

Posted by: JackStraw


If you think of "the Left" as entropy, in a sense it's reaching its point of true triumph. "The Left" was never anything but a tool to tear down the West so authoritarian absolutism could dominate again. From that viewpoint, I'd say the landscape's pretty damn scary.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (AM1GF)

463 I remember as a kid when GI Joe's army stumbled upon the castle of the evil Ken, surrounded by my sister's Barbies and Skippers all impaled on kebab skewers. It was like a nightmare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (1OVkS)

464 > Slap hot iron to it !
> Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM (bUjCl)

Just be sure that the police aren't going to pull a surprise raid on your barber/surgeon while he's engaged in the operation. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (8ecsm)

465 422 Max Boot gets more retarded every day.Amazing.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (BXMxN)


I know, right? It's like he just can't drink the Kool-Ade fast enough.

By this time next week, he'll be snorting it dry directly out of the package.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (PBDj4)

466 ha cicero, so you KNOW..

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (2c0p7)

467 That's good to know. Not good that you have a moody cave girl but that it's not just me.


Posted by: Insomniac at December 03, 2018 12:18 PM (NWiLs)

When I was a teenage girl, my mom tried to bond with me but failed. My dad took me hiking, fishing, etc. and we didn't talk. That was good, since we would have argued, being too much alike. I'm getting that back in spades, since Pookette is a female version of her father.

Posted by: pookysgirl at December 03, 2018 12:24 PM (XKZwp)

468 >>We have yet to see whether nationalism will triumph.

Nah. It will for a while. But nothing is permanent and collectivism will rise again.

Been going on in one form or another since the beginning of time.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:24 PM (/tuJf)

469 I would try to infest my cousins Truck play with my barbies, we Know how that worked out.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:24 PM (2c0p7)

470 high-risk AIDS?"

So what's "low risk AIDS"? Diet candy?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:22 PM (6qErC)

---

I inferred that "low risk AIDS" must just be a normal gay dude, and "high risk AIDS" involves that plus drug use and/or prostitution.

But seriously, it's my understanding that gays don't worry at all about AIDS anymore.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:24 PM (0NAbP)

471 Nationalism...diff'rent strokes for different folks

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:24 PM (bUjCl)

472 By this time next week, he'll be snorting it dry out of the package.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (PBDj4)

heh. key-bumps of Kool-Aid.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:24 PM (AURKQ)

473 353---mustbequantum
-----------------------------------
Well, this was AFTER the Carter give-away.
What was at stake though were the clauses in the treaty that not only gave the US the "duty" to keep the canal neutral but the "right" to prevent its occupation by any government or entity that the US deemed hostile to American interests.

The inclusion of those clauses was necessary to getting the treaty passed in the Senate.
(As you can guess, leftists chuckled about them. Just words.)

But Bush, following Reagan, believed that translating them into action, demonstrating a will to enforce them, was crucial.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2018 12:25 PM (Rxduq)

474 Something that injures (new HIV cases) and kills (AIDS deaths) almost exactly the same numbers as firearms each year btw.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at December 03, 2018 12:25 PM (0NAbP)

475 Max Boot gets more retarded every day.Amazing.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (BXMxN)

How he can possibly view Mama's boy Macron as "charismatic" is beyond human understanding.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:25 PM (fDU8w)

476 Just be sure that the police aren't going to pull a surprise raid on your barber/surgeon while he's engaged in the operation. Ask me how I know.



how do you know ??

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:25 PM (bUjCl)

477 The French middle and working classes seem to have a different opinion regarding M. Macron.

Tweet from a Haaarvard history Ph.D. candidate:

You don't need to fly across an ocean to see that a mostly white protest whose symbol is literally a token of car ownership in a country with a highly urbanized immigrant workforce is probably not "working-class" in any meaningful sense of the word.

Got that? If you're white and own a car, you can't be working-class in France.

P.S. Since everything white people do is illegitimate, white people rioting is also illegitimate.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 12:26 PM (TEv5V)

478 OH YEAH!

Posted by: Koolaid at December 03, 2018 12:26 PM (JlevV)

479 345 Max Boot, Super Genius, from last year:

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)


We need a charismatic leader to defeat populism? My brain hurts.

He apparently does not understand the meaning of at least one of those words.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 12:26 PM (xjiRE)

480 I would try to infest my cousins Truck play with my barbies, we Know how that worked out.
Posted by: willow

Trailer Park Barbie?
Muddin' Barbie?
Tractor Pull Barbie?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:27 PM (c3AZU)

481 60 I'm pretty sure the sissy-boy Verizon commercial guy was modeled on Justin Trudeau.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at December 03, 2018 12:22 PM (hjaPQ)


First time I saw him was his computer nerd role on that HBO series 'Silicon Valley' and he was pitch perfect.

I recommend the series, by the way. I don't usually like modern comedies, but this one was great.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:27 PM (PBDj4)

482 > how do you know ??

Well, why do you think they call me "Half-Cocked Jack"?

Applying a red-hot cauterizing iron to an active penile syphilis lesion needs a steady hand.


Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at December 03, 2018 12:27 PM (8ecsm)

483 Related to that, I always enjoy noticing that the guys wearing dresses and trying to act like girls and/or the white liberals like Talcum X pretending they're black are entirely and 100% basing their actions on stereotypes and how they believe X or Y acts.

That's so wonderful.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at December 03, 2018 12:21 PM

Went to the big city this weekend. Looked in a service entrance at the mall looking for a mens room. Saw a girl down the hall and asked if there was a bathroom that way. She said yes.

No lie. As I approached, a tranny walked out of the ladies room and a flaming fag came out of the mens room. They all three jaunted off.

I like my little rural town.

Posted by: golfman at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (GL/05)

484 poulterasts.

Are we just making up words for chicken-fucker now?
I approve but think there should be a list and style notes.

Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (FhXTo)

485 rick, lol No, headless or cut off all hair Barbies. and tossed to the side in 5 minutes.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (2c0p7)

486 >>Related to that, I always enjoy noticing that the guys wearing dresses and trying to act like girls and/or the white liberals like Talcum X pretending they're black are entirely and 100% basing their actions on stereotypes and how they believe X or Y acts.




Exactly!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (W+vEI)

487 symbol is literally a token of car ownership"

WT fark?

Hi vis yellow vests are a "token of car ownership"???

Ah, sure...

*looks again. Haaavad. Ok, makes sense*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (6qErC)

488 Something that injures (new HIV cases) and kills (AIDS deaths) almost exactly the same numbers as firearms each year btw.

I remember a few years ago reading that more men die of breast cancer every year than of AIDS, and we were spending more on AIDS research at that time than all over dangers combined.

As someone once clipped, AIDS is the first disease with a lobby.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (JlevV)

489 463
I remember as a kid when GI Joe's army stumbled upon the castle of the
evil Ken, surrounded by my sister's Barbies and Skippers all impaled on
kebab skewers. It was like a nightmare.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (1OVkS)
I remember when a patrol of GI Joes stumbled on the Barbie Strip club.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (37IEG)

490 did yall forget your ADHD medications today?

seems like we're all over the place

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (d7Ww2)

491 rick, lol No, headless or cut off all hair Barbies. and tossed to the side in 5 minutes.
Posted by: willow



Ahhhh. Zodiac Killer Barbie.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (c3AZU)

492 But Bush, following Reagan, believed that translating them into action, demonstrating a will to enforce them, was crucial.
=====

Eh, timelines, how do they work? Laughing at myself. TY.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (MIKMs)

493 I kinda prefer the Bratz dolls. You just know they put out.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

494 484 poulterasts.

Are we just making up words for chicken-fucker now?
I approve but think there should be a list and style notes.
Posted by: DaveA at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (FhXTo)

I'm glad someone got it. Went out on a limb a bit with that one...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (AURKQ)

495 490 did yall forget your ADHD medications today?

seems like we're all over the place
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (d7Ww2)

Someone crossed the streams in a previous thread.

Everything's been cattywumpus ever since.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK8)

496 Who woulda thunk 5 years ago that Donald Trump would be one of the leaders of a new age of nationalism triumphing over collectivism?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)


I don't think the Political Class ever stopped selling Nationalism - in the form of Patriotism or Progressivism - as a reason for The Masses to behave against their own best interests for the benefit of the Ruling Class.

I think Trump brings Populism to the mix. First Party to embrace it and sell it wins everything.

Notice how neither Party wants to win quite that bad ?

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 12:30 PM (nfE6n)

497 >>You don't need to fly across an ocean to see that a mostly white protest whose symbol is literally a token of car ownership in a country with a highly urbanized immigrant workforce is probably not "working-class" in any meaningful sense of the word.




Oh, Mr. Harvard thinks the masses of refugees in France are working?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:30 PM (W+vEI)

498 Total protonic reversal. All our comments are exploding at the speed of light.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 03, 2018 12:30 PM (JlevV)

499 ric, erg, now that I think about it, one could end up like that, and i'm not speaking of the boys, but the cruelty Barbie was subjected to, I still retain all those memories.

wicked laugh.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (2c0p7)

500
rick, lol No, headless or cut off all hair Barbies. and tossed to the side in 5 minutes.
=====

Those barbie heads popped right off like a champagne cork.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (MIKMs)

501 Max Boot, Super Genius, from last year:

Max Boot
@MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM

=====

We need a charismatic leader to defeat populism? My brain hurts.

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 12:26 PM


Tanned, rested, and ready!

Posted by: Beto at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (ctuyM)

502 79
35 So if women and men don't really exist, how can men be sexist against women?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at December 03, 2018 11:27 AM (/XygG)



Good point. If you're being oppressed by a penis person who identifies as female, are you being oppressed by a man, or a woman?

Maybe people who are inclined to be oppressing others should pre-emptively identify as female.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (nBr1j)

Whoa, now I'm really confused.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (+6jVU)

503 495
490 did yall forget your ADHD medications today?



seems like we're all over the place

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (d7Ww2)



Someone crossed the streams in a previous thread.



Everything's been cattywumpus ever since.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:29 PM (bcbK
No, I thought that was the way everyone's brain worked? It's NOT?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (37IEG)

504 brazt dolls are weird, have yuge heads, but I do like their selection of boots.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (2c0p7)

505 Jerry Pournelle talked about on his blog once how GHW swept all the Reagan guys out of the Pentagon as soon as he became president.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (BXMxN)

506 No, I thought that was the way everyone's brain worked? It's NOT?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (37IEG)

Well MINE does, but I assume better of other morons...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (bcbK8)

507 >>yall forget your ADHD medications today


Nope.

Chopped it up and mixed it with my Bath Salts.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (opyfN)

508 I never foresaw religion becoming the new vanguard of the communist left. But I should have, its obviously the perfect place for them.

Posted by: America's chickennnza at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (TiTUx)

509 So has anyone asked of Willows sister is single? anyone? because...wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (+6jVU)

510 501
Tanned, rested, and ready!
Posted by: Beto at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (ctuyM)


If by "tanned", you mean "pasty white".

Posted by: rickl at December 03, 2018 12:33 PM (xjiRE)

511 Hi vis yellow vests are a "token of car ownership"???

Ah, sure...

*looks again. Haaavad. Ok, makes sense*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:28 PM (6qErC)

They are in France, oddly enough. Some silly onerous law that every motorist must carry a hi-vis with them at all times, or there's some crazy high penalty. Like, on the order of DUI level penalties, if i'm not mistaken.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:33 PM (AURKQ)

512 As someone once clipped, AIDS is the first disease with a lobby.

I recall a Wall Street Journal op-ed by some medical researchers during the AIDS epidemic noting that it was very difficult to get research funding to study schizophrenia, a terrible disease with a couple of million sufferers in the US, but that it was trivially easy to get funding to study AIDS-related dementia, which had far fewer cases, and which normally hit in the last six months of life.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 12:33 PM (TEv5V)

513 506
No, I thought that was the way everyone's brain worked? It's NOT?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (37IEG)



Well MINE does, but I assume better of other morons...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (bcbK
I should borrow some of that medicine and try it - maybe I'll do something incredibly useful once I focus on something!

Nah, I like the party in my head the way it is.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:33 PM (37IEG)

514 465 422 Max Boot gets more retarded every day.Amazing.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:17 PM (BXMxN)

I know, right? It's like he just can't drink the Kool-Ade fast enough.

By this time next week, he'll be snorting it dry directly out of the package.


Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:23 PM (PBDj4)


You are watching the conventional wisdom get up-ended and replaced. They don't know what to do but fight for the comfortable way things are.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 03, 2018 12:33 PM (hLRSq)

515 The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)
........

Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)

516 You know what I never hear women clamoring for? Body positive MALE models.



Hmmmmmmmmm.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (ymnmz)

517 >>The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.


Pistols at dawn, Sir!

Posted by: Zombie O'Keefe at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (opyfN)

518 Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (+6jVU)

"The Deplorable Gourmet: Al Fresco Edition"

(Poor Al.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (AURKQ)

519 Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr

ugh, just when I almost forgot why I got mad.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (2c0p7)

520 I miss being on ADD meds.

Speed is fun.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (fuK7c)

521 515
The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

........



Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)


Oh yeah baby.

Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)

522
Wut?

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (hrcfq)

523 515
The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

........



Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)

*spits cawfee*

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (+6jVU)

524 bander yick, I would prefer more a heroin drive. speed would wipe me out.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (2c0p7)

525 They are in France, oddly enough. Some silly onerous law that every motorist must carry a hi-vis with them at all times, or there's some crazy high penalty. Like, on the order of DUI level penalties, if i'm not mistaken.
Posted by: Warai-otoko


But the penalty for hitting someone wearing the vest is....?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:36 PM (c3AZU)

526 I miss being on ADD meds.

Speed is fun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:36 PM (c3AZU)

527 Eli Wallach, so dreamy!

Oh, and Paulina Porizkova. I am sure she has already been identified as such by many here.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at December 03, 2018 12:36 PM (2RBkF)

528 You break down on a dark road you are sure as shit glad to have something hogh visability...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (BXMxN)

529 455 @MaxBoot
To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:06 PM (+y/Ru)
---------------

Bless his heart.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (qC1Sy)

530 bander yick, I would prefer more a heroin drive. speed would wipe me out.


Not only was it fun inside the cranium, but speed produces a *massive* increase in eye-hand coordination.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (fuK7c)

531
High visibility safety clothing is regulated in the US.
Protesters would be violating workplace safety regulations to wear one outside a highway work zone.

Maybe.

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (hrcfq)

532 Shellfish pron.
*sigh*

It was bound to happen --- though I would have expected the Japanese to take the lead.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (Rxduq)

533 y'all need to get high on life

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (bUjCl)

534 Bander, I cano even relate, my head zips around enough as it is. I can't even do bendryl without feeling I want to try to cliff jump.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (2c0p7)

535 520 I miss being on ADD meds.

Speed is fun.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (fuK7c)


No shit ?

I've always been the other way - its nice to just slow all these damn thoughts down.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (nfE6n)

536 518
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then
don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:31 PM (+6jVU)



"The Deplorable Gourmet: Al Fresco Edition"



(Poor Al.)

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (AURKQ)

....well i sensed that some folks were getting all judgy and shit about my chosen eating plan.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (+6jVU)

537 What exactly is "centrism" anyhow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (aKsyK)

538 528 You break down on a dark road you are sure as shit glad to have something hogh visability...
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (BXMxN)

I'd also make sure i've got a flashlight and a decent knife in my pocket.

But I don't want uniformed pissants having the ability to handcuff me and march me off to the magistrate if I don't happen to have them on me on any given day.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (AURKQ)

539 Some silly onerous law that every motorist must carry a hi-vis with them at all times, or there's some crazy high penalty"

Hundred Euro (or used to be), for every occupant of a vehicle, not just owners...so everybody has a couple 'round.

Except in areas where the police don't patrol. Funny, that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (6qErC)

540 Not only was it fun inside the cranium, but speed produces a *massive* increase in eye-hand coordination.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


You haven't taken enough Adderal until you can thread a sewing machine.


Running.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (c3AZU)

541 runner, or be sedated from it.
I know - I know this is against what I know, but still.

and no i've never done heroin, but sounds calming.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (2c0p7)

542 537 The people that just go along with whatever their "betters" tell them....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (BXMxN)

543 You don't need to fly across an ocean to see that a mostly white protest whose symbol is literally a token of car ownership in a country with a highly urbanized immigrant workforce is probably not "working-class" in any meaningful sense of the word.


Or maybe, Mr. Harvard Douche, it's not a "working class" protest at all, but a middle-class protest. After all, it's the middle classes that do most of the work in a country.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (fDU8w)

544 Micro Doses od LSD are good for concentration.

Really....

ooooh - Look at the colors, Man!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (opyfN)

545 It was bound to happen --- though I would have expected the Japanese to take the lead.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (Rxduq)

They're more into cephalopods, apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (AURKQ)

546 ....well i sensed that some folks were getting all judgy and shit about my chosen eating plan.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:38 PM (+6jVU)
----------------

I think you're confusing "judgy" with encouragement. (this is base on the assumption lefties are nothing more than game animals, as far as you're concerned)

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (qC1Sy)

547 Just say no.

Posted by: zombie Nancy Reagan at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (ctuyM)

548 539
Some silly onerous law that every motorist must carry a hi-vis with them at all times, or there's some crazy high penalty"



Hundred Euro (or used to be), for every occupant of a vehicle, not just owners...so everybody has a couple 'round.



Except in areas where the police don't patrol. Funny, that.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM (6qErC)


Imagine our good fortune!!!!

Posted by: High Res Vest Industry at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (ymnmz)

549 538
528 You break down on a dark road you are sure as shit glad to have something hogh visability...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (BXMxN)

Yeah, like thermite grenades.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (37IEG)

550 garret shudder.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (2c0p7)

551 What exactly is "centrism" anyhow?

==

I think it has something to do with gravity pull

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (bUjCl)

552 538 Course not.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (BXMxN)

553 505 Jerry Pournelle talked about on his blog once how GHW swept all the Reagan guys out of the Pentagon as soon as he became president.
Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:32 PM (BXMxN)


Yes. This was discussed here:

--------------------------------------------------------
203 "He and his frequent co-author Jerry Pournelle claim a good deal of the
credit for the concept of SDI, Reagan's 'Star Wars' idea, and thus for
the fall of the Soviet Union."

Somewhat apropos of ace's previous thread:

Jerry Pournelle had a quiet inside network of conservative contacts inside the Reagan White House, promoting things like ballistic missile defense.

He recalls what happened in the one week following the inauguration of Poppy Bush in January of 1989 -- the sweeping purge. Every single one of Pournelle's conservative contacts were *gone*, replaced by what he terms "the country club set".

Fast forward a couple of decades to a GOP wondering where it all went so terribly wrong. Well, perhaps the inflection point was just where Dr. P says.

Posted by: torquewrench at June 07, 2016 01:58 PM (noWW6)
(http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86post=363914#c2534025

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (PBDj4)

554 Just got my "CRTV and The Blaze have merged!" email.

Unsubscribed.

Glenn Beck is nuttier than squirrel turds. Keep your eyes open for some shady shit, soon

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (bcbK8)

555 Go ahead, make a golden vag. I'll still split the fucker with my golden staff.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (9Om/r)

556 brazt dolls are weird, have yuge heads, but I do like their selection of boots."


Oh.

You said "Boots".

Nevermind.

*cancels plans to buy said dolls*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (6qErC)

557 Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
I want to be sedated

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (/tuJf)

558 raises eyebrow at berzerker.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (2c0p7)

559 Micro Doses od LSD are good for concentration.

Speaking as someone who has taken macro doses of LSD, I don't believe it.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (TEv5V)

560 The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

........



Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)


Oh yeah baby.
Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)

--

just clam up will ya?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

561 Sadly,the purges only go one way.

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (BXMxN)

562 Moses burned the golden calf, forced the Israelites to eat the ashes, and ordered the Levites to slay those who had committed the Sin of the Calf.

Jus' sayin'... This lady seems to be begging for divine retribution.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (AzW6q)

563 jack is singing my song

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (2c0p7)

564 I'll still split the fucker with my golden staff."

Eddie Murphy Raw...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (6qErC)

565 I think you're confusing "judgy" with encouragement.
(this is base on the assumption lefties are nothing more than game
animals, as far as you're concerned)

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (qC1Sy)

yeah, i may have woken up on the wrong side of the stew pot. but lefties are just ruined meat. its the continuous release of bile. Give me a good missionary any day.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (+6jVU)

566 The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

........



Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)


Oh yeah baby.
Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)

--

just clam up will ya?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

you sound crabby

Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (bUjCl)

567 just clam up will ya?


Ah, the esprit du blog just warms the cockles of my heart.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (fuK7c)

568 >>Speaking as someone who has taken macro doses of LSD, I don't believe it.


Yeah, fractions of what it takes to 'get off'...

but how does a guy not go big, right?

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (opyfN)

569
raises eyebrow at berzerker.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (2c0p7)


I know...I know....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (9Om/r)

570 551 What exactly is "centrism" anyhow?

==

I think it has something to do with gravity pull
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (bUjCl)

Is Max Boot particularly corpulent? I don't know. But if so, that may be the most efficient and magnificent "fat joke" I have ever witnessed.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (AURKQ)

571 out to take care of spousal needs for food. bl

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (2c0p7)

572 and no i've never done heroin, but sounds calming.

Posted by: willow at December 03, 2018 12:39 PM


You need to see the movie 'Trainspotting I' to see what you're missing. Aids, dead baby, overdoses. And that's the fun stuff. The bathroom scene is the stuff of nightmares.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (e7O7B)

573 >>Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
I want to be sedated


You'll get Shock Treatment and like it!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (opyfN)

574 > Those barbie heads popped right off like a champagne cork.


Billion dollar baby
Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel,
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other loverBillion dollar baby
Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands


Billion dollar baby
I got you in the dimestore,
No other little girl could ever hold you
Any tighter, any tighter than me, baby
Billion dollar baby
Reckless like a gambler, million dollar maybe
Foaming like a dog that's been infected by the rabies

We go dancing nightly in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands



Read more: Alice Cooper - Billion Dollar Babies Lyrics | MetroLyrics

Posted by: Half-Cocked Jack Shaftoe at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (8ecsm)

575 Is Max Boot particularly corpulent? I don't know. But if so, that may be the most efficient and magnificent "fat joke" I have ever witnessed.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (AURKQ)

He's soft and weak. Not overly portly. Yet.
His boyfriend is already complaining about his 'dad bod'.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (bcbK8)

576 The Gyneocracy will NOT be what they think it will be.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (KD9Yd)

577 Better to screw the statuary than the feminists.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (t849v)

578 >>You'll get Shock Treatment and like it!

mmm Juicy Fruit.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (/tuJf)

579 Agreed on the trans lobby pushing gender stereotypes. I'm a female engineer who played with Legos and Star Trek action figures and loved epic fantasy and sci-fi and baseball as a kid. (And now I'm into F1, which does not have many female fans.)

I hate to think of other little girls like me who are being told they must really be boys on the inside because of these narrow, parochial views of what girls should be. I would have been susceptible to that message because I had a hard time being comfortable with being a woman. It wasn't really until I had my first child that I started embracing my femininity. And I'm very happy to be a woman. I can't imagine how miserable I'd be if I'd lopped my breasts (such as they are) off and taken testosterone.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (22A2Y)

580 557 Twenty, twenty, twenty-four hours to go
I want to be sedated
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (/tuJf)

LOL

You beat me to it

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (bcbK8)

581 He's soft and weak. Not overly portly. Yet.
His boyfriend is already complaining about his 'dad bod'.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (bcbK

------

Yeah. if Max wants to join the top ranks of #NT cucks like Kristol, Goldberg, Nichols, et al., he better start shoveling down the caviar and foie gras.

Nothing says "elite" like gout and hardened arteries.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (AzW6q)

582 566 The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination.



Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at December 03, 2018 11:32 AM (TAmPV)

........



Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)


Oh yeah baby.
Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)

--

just clam up will ya?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

you sound crabby
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (bUjCl)

---

just a bit steamed

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (Q8Fq+)

583 544
Micro Doses od LSD are good for concentration.



Really....



ooooh - Look at the colors, Man!

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:40 PM (opyfN)

I have a retired cop buddy who is going around the bend talking about how good thats supposed to be for you. you get all creative and shit. like on daily maintenance dose. wtf.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'when our plane goes down in mountains then don't ask me for recipes' at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (+6jVU)

584 Or maybe, Mr. Harvard Douche, it's not a "working class" protest at all, but a middle-class protest. After all, it's the middle classes that do most of the work in a country.

You want to become a white nationalist, start reading left-wing tweets (written by white people, of course). Anything white people do is illegitimate (except for things that the Left approves of, of course). For example, Congressmen who represent mostly minority districts are more legitimate than Congressmen who represent white districts.

Minorities rioting in France represent legitimate grievances. White people rioting in France are simply exploiting their White Privilege, since they couldn't possibly have legitimate grievances.

Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (TEv5V)

585 576
The Gyneocracy will NOT be what they think it will be.





Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (KD9Yd)


They Gyneocracy will be body positive .

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (ymnmz)

586 And who takes a limited slip differential, anyway?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (6qErC)

587 Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)

Oh yeah baby.
Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)
--
just clam up will ya?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

you sound crabby
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (bUjCl)
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just a bit steamed
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (Q8Fq+)
---
Well, shucks.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (AURKQ)

588 576 The Gyneocracy will NOT be what they think it will be.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (KD9Yd)

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one erection, one orgasm, one time

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (Q8Fq+)

589 That's good to know. Not good that you have a moody cave girl but that it's not just me.

Posted by: Insomniac


That's a good reason to have friends - you know you aren't alone.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (9VeU0)

590 576 The Gyneocracy will NOT be what they think it will be.

Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (KD9Yd)

Well it's the SECOND Matriarchy that has all the hotties and hawt sexing.

According to Heinlein, anyway. He's been right about 'bad luck' and 'the crazy years' so far.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (bcbK8)

591 High visibility safety clothing is regulated in the US.
Protesters would be violating workplace safety regulations to wear one outside a highway work zone.

Maybe.
Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 03, 2018 12:37 PM (hrcfq)

I had to buy one ($4.50) and wear it, and a hard hat, to dump out my own garbage at the Apache Junction city Dump. Because, work site.

I'm OK with the idea of there being mandatory safety equipment kept in cars. Could save a few lives. But there should not be onerous fines attached. Just a warning ticket: "Buy the necessary items found deficient, and show up at your nearest police station with them in 72 hours, and this ticket gets canceled."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (fDU8w)

592 577 Better to screw the statuary than the feminists.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (t849v)

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that's cold either way.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:48 PM (Q8Fq+)

593 590
576 The Gyneocracy will NOT be what they think it will be.



Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (KD9Yd)


Will it be televised? Cause yeah.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (ymnmz)

594 592
577 Better to screw the statuary than the feminists.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (t849v)


Statuary? Why didn't I think of that sooner!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (37IEG)

595 I'm OK with the idea of there being mandatory safety equipment kept in cars. "

A couple years back we laughed at the plan for the French to require breathalyzers in cars.

Guess what?

Yep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)

596 Nothing says "godliness" like a tatted-up hoo-er.

Apologies to those with tasteful tattoos, and to the band Tatu. And the deceased Herve Villachaiez, who played Tattoo.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (6VWgL)

597 585 576
The Gyneocracy will NOT be what they think it will be.





Posted by: simplemind at December 03, 2018 12:44 PM (KD9Yd)


They Gyneocracy will be body positive .

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (ymnmz)
Well the black community has the matriarchy thing going on, and the fat womyn. Plus, they seem to have convinced black dudes that liking fat chicks is the in thing.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (t849v)

598 Statuary? Why didn't I think of that sooner!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein


my thoughts exactly.

Posted by: The ficus at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (NeSSd)

599 I'm OK with the idea of there being mandatory safety equipment kept in cars. Could save a few lives. But there should not be onerous fines attached. Just a warning ticket: "Buy the necessary items found deficient, and show up at your nearest police station with them in 72 hours, and this ticket gets canceled."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (fDU8w)

Nah.

I don't like the idea of anyone telling me how I have to dress or what I have to have in my car.

Now I HAVE a ton of...stuff but that's my idea, not due to some law.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (bcbK8)

600 595
I'm OK with the idea of there being mandatory safety equipment kept in cars. "



A couple years back we laughed at the plan for the French to require breathalyzers in cars.



Guess what?



Yep.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (6qErC)


What Luck!!

Posted by: Breathalizer industry at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (ymnmz)

601 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (fDU8w)

I recoil at the idea, but I could conceive the argument to include that *other* drivers carrying such gear keeps *me* safer as another driver, since i'm less likely to run into someone's dumb ass standing in the middle of a poorly lit road they didn't pull far enough off of while they hopelessly dick around with a bottle jack that's upside-down.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

602 444 >>To defeat populism, America needs its own Macron--a charismatic leader who can make centrism cool.

I was just thinking last night how rapidly the left is unwinding. We might think it's moving to slow but there are big, tectonic shifts that are happening around the world and the old order is failing.

Who woulda thunk 5 years ago that Donald Trump would be one of the leaders of a new age of nationalism triumphing over collectivism?
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:20 PM (/tuJf)

Sorry Jack, I can't share your optimism. From where I sit, the Donald might be the last president we have who is anything remotely resembling a nationalist, and possibly one of the last Republican presidents.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

603
Had a high school friend whose real name was Samuel, but we called him Sid for short. Anyway, one day I walked into the bathroom and saw Tom moving insidiously.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (e7O7B)

604 Well the black community has the matriarchy thing
going on, and the fat womyn. Plus, they seem to have convinced black
dudes that liking fat chicks is the in thing.


Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (t849v)

ahem. 'weight challenged'.

Posted by: Fat chick at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (+6jVU)

605 I recall a Wall Street Journal op-ed by some medical researchers during the AIDS epidemic noting that it was very difficult to get research funding to study schizophrenia, a terrible disease with a couple of million sufferers in the US, but that it was trivially easy to get funding to study AIDS-related dementia, which had far fewer cases, and which normally hit in the last six months of life.
Posted by: The ARC of History at December 03, 2018 12:33 PM (TEv5V)


The chief public health official in San Francisco in the late 70s was an abject coward.

The public bathhouses should've been closed as a health hazard. There was ample justification. Health officials knew that AIDS was being spread by gay men having sex with multiple partners in the bathhouses

But he was afraid of the backlash, so he refused to do so. And so the incurable disease continued to spread. Thousands of lives could've been saved.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (PBDj4)

606
"This is my breathalyzer, Honey Buns. You have to blow into it before I can start the car."

Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (hrcfq)

607 Under the Bikini Bottom

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (aKsyK)

608 587 Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)

Oh yeah baby.
Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)
--
just clam up will ya?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

you sound crabby
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (bUjCl)
---
just a bit steamed
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (Q8Fq+)
---
Well, shucks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (AURKQ)

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i never should have taken the bait. Reel mistake.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (Q8Fq+)

609
That's a pastor, is it? For what, the Church of Satan

* turns off Church Lady voice *

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (XdWyA)

610 >>Better to screw the statuary than the feminists.


For some reason this reminded me that that rock in Mecca is sorta shaped like a. . .?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (W+vEI)

611 What Luck!!
Posted by: Breathalizer industry"

Yep. You're doing great, just like the headlamp cover biz...

*nope, not kidding either. Got pulled over in France some years back for "headlights". Gaaaaa*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (6qErC)

612 594 592
577 Better to screw the statuary than the feminists.

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:45 PM (t849v)


Statuary? Why didn't I think of that sooner!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (37IEG)

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I'm safe at last

Posted by: Topiary at December 03, 2018 12:52 PM (Q8Fq+)

613 "The vagina is not beautiful by any stretch of the imagination"Gabe still posts here?

Posted by: America's chickennnza at December 03, 2018 12:52 PM (TiTUx)

614 Does Soros/Open Borders fund the French protests too?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 12:52 PM (LL1Be)

615
STEM == must demonstrate reasoning skills

No more need be said

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 12:52 PM (XdWyA)

616 "one of the linked articles on that Broadly piece tried to argue that the idea of binary sexes was a new and stupid concept that didn't exist before the 1700s or something"

That's retarded. I swear, these people are lunatics. Any even half-assed student of history can come up with examples of male/female divisions throughout history.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at December 03, 2018 12:53 PM (6VWgL)

617 609 De facto,yes

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:53 PM (BXMxN)

618 Apologies to those with tasteful tattoos, and to the band Tatu. And the deceased Herve Villachaiez, who played Tattoo.


And the overlooked Rolling Stones' gem, Tattoo You.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 03, 2018 12:53 PM (fuK7c)

619 Plus, they seem to have convinced black dudes that liking fat chicks is the in thing.
Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 12:49 PM (t849v)

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Supply and demand working in my favor for once.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:53 PM (Q8Fq+)

620 GorillaPundit speaks for me on GHWB.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 03, 2018 12:53 PM (oVJmc)

621 606


"This is my breathalyzer, Honey Buns. You have to blow into it before I can start the car."





Posted by: Schuyler Saxon Rides a Pale Horse at December 03, 2018 12:51 PM (hrcfq)
I know this joke, only I think it ends with "that's just a figure of speech!"

Posted by: Stormyweather at December 03, 2018 12:53 PM (37IEG)

622
608 587 Unless you are a male oyster.

Posted by: wth at December 03, 2018 12:34 PM (HgMAr)

Oh yeah baby.
Posted by: Mussel at December 03, 2018 12:35 PM (ymnmz)
--
just clam up will ya?
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:41 PM (Q8Fq+)

you sound crabby
Posted by: runner at December 03, 2018 12:42 PM (bUjCl)
---
just a bit steamed
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 12:46 PM (Q8Fq+)
---
Well, shucks.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:47 PM (AURKQ)

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i never should have taken the bait. Reel mistake.


This thread is starting to shell

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 12:54 PM (XdWyA)

623 >> Plus, they seem to have convinced black
dudes that liking fat chicks is the in thing.


I had a couple of black friends in college (UofA Basketball and Football players)...man, some of the chicks they would bring home.

Wow.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:54 PM (opyfN)

624
Sorry Jack, I can't share your optimism. From where I sit, the Donald might be the last president we have who is anything remotely resembling a nationalist, and possibly one of the last Republican presidents.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses


The speed bump before President Evel Knievel takes us on the great leap forward.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 12:54 PM (aKsyK)

625

EM LIME JELLO MOLD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at December 03, 2018 12:55 PM (GEhPL)

626
I know this joke, only I think it ends with "that's just a figure of speech!"


Okay, so this is NOT the sequence which ends with, "That's mayonnaise!"

I get so confused.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 12:55 PM (XdWyA)

627 623 The longer the waist band the deeper the quicksand...

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (BXMxN)

628 >>Sorry Jack, I can't share your optimism. From where I sit, the Donald might be the last president we have who is anything remotely resembling a nationalist, and possibly one of the last Republican presidents.

And just a short year ago we were being told the EU would live forever and we needed a leader like Macron. Now the EU is in a death spiral, Merkel is finished, the UN migrant pact is dying, Trump just stared down China, nobody is really talking about it but Deutsche Bank is being torn to pieces over corruption having to do with the Panama Papers which threatens to engulf politicians and the uber rich from around the word and expose their money laundering and scores of shady deals, a new nationalist leader has been elected in Brazil of all places and on and on and on.

Things change. Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

629 I had a couple of black friends in college (UofA Basketball and Football players)...man, some of the chicks they would bring home.

Wow.
Posted by: garrett


A piece passed up is a piece never made up.

Like "at bats" in basaball.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (c3AZU)

630 You need to see the movie 'Trainspotting I' to see what you're missing. Aids, dead baby, overdoses. And that's the fun stuff. The bathroom scene is the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (e7O7B)


You mean 'The Worst Toilet in Scotland' scene?

Ugh.

Have to admit that's a pretty good scene, though.

Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (PBDj4)

631 The chief public health official in San Francisco in the late 70s was an abject coward."

Let's see.... SF officials at the time: Milk, Moscone, and someone named... Feinstein.

Surprise, surprise, surprise.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (6qErC)

632 626


I know this joke, only I think it ends with "that's just a figure of speech!"



Okay, so this is NOT the sequence which ends with, "That's mayonnaise!"



I get so confused.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 12:55 PM (XdWyA)


Jokes, we have a brazillian of em.

Posted by: Dick Dick and Dick at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (37IEG)

633 Squirrel Screech is worried.

Meryl Streep: 'Scared' By Trump, 'His Children Are In Jeopardy' So 'We Should Be Afraid'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (+y/Ru)

634 >>A piece passed up is a piece never made up.


Yeah. No thanks.

They liked 'em ALL.

Big, small.
Fat.
Tall.

Just did not matter.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (opyfN)

635 damn sock

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (JFO2v)

636
Sorry Jack, I can't share your optimism. From where I sit, the Donald might be the last president we have who is anything remotely resembling a nationalist, and possibly one of the last Republican presidents.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (RD7QR)

The left has been very good at 'redefining' words.

so that a Legal privilege, is suddenly a Right.


Or free speech is suddenly Hate speech because you disagree with me.


They are now redefining Patriotism to a form of Racism... SUCCESFULLY.

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (NgKpN)

637 ou need to see the movie 'Trainspotting I' to see what you're missing. Aids, dead baby, overdoses. And that's the fun stuff. The bathroom scene is the stuff of nightmares.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 12:43 PM (e7O7B)

You mean 'The Worst Toilet in Scotland' scene?

Ugh.

Have to admit that's a pretty good scene, though.
Posted by: OregonMuse. AoSHQ Thought Leader & Pants Monitor


Why? Was it voice activated?

Posted by: The ficus at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (NeSSd)

638 You'll get Shock Treatment and like it!
Posted by: garrett

you rang?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 03, 2018 12:57 PM (d7Ww2)

639 633 Bitch was afraid of apples not to long ago....

Posted by: steevy at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (BXMxN)

640 Deutsche Bank is being torn to pieces"

Still operating under the "troubled condition" ruling?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (6qErC)

641 I recoil at the idea, but I could conceive the argument to include that *other* drivers carrying such gear keeps *me* safer as another driver, since i'm less likely to run into someone's dumb ass standing in the middle of a poorly lit road they didn't pull far enough off of while they hopelessly dick around with a bottle jack that's upside-down.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 12:50 PM (AURKQ)

And the easiest and best way to implement it? Simply require that car dealers, new and used, include a "road safety kit" in each car sold. One safety vest for each seating position, one flashing beacon to place on the car roof, a set of safety triangles, and a flashlight. Twenty bucks, tops, bought in quantity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fDU8w)

642
And just a short year ago we were being told the EU would live forever and we needed a leader like Macron.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM


The problem with Macron was that he was a pure socialist that moved to the middle. We won't make that mistake here. We'll get it right this time.

Posted by: Latest Lefty Talking Point at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (e7O7B)

643 The vagina *is* a beautiful stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2018 12:59 PM (Ndje9)

644 Meryl Streep: 'Scared' By Trump, 'His Children Are In Jeopardy' So 'We Should Be Afraid'

Be very afraid, for I have not forgotten you!

Posted by: Alar the Destroyer at December 03, 2018 01:00 PM (NeSSd)

645 >>Still operating under the "troubled condition" ruling?

In the midst of a German police raid that started last week with nearly 200 cops and continues as we speak.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 01:00 PM (/tuJf)

646
And the easiest and best way to implement it?
Simply require that car dealers, new and used, include a "road safety
kit" in each car sold. One safety vest for each seating position, one
flashing beacon to place on the car roof, a set of safety triangles, and
a flashlight. Twenty bucks, tops, bought in quantity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fDU8w)
Missssterrrrrr Douglas! Can we interest you in the upgraded special de-luxe edition, as used by the Kings of France and England for only $389.99 plus tax.

Posted by: Hank Haney's slightly used cars at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (37IEG)

647 Simply require that car dealers, new and used, include a "road safety kit" in each car sold."

It's called the "French kit", and from what I'm told, the vast majority are never even opened...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (6qErC)

648 Since we all forgot our ADHD meds, take a look at the recent Good Housekeeping cover photo of the Mooch. I spotted this over at Mooch's Mirror. Can you say photoshopped to within an inch of its life? I knew that you could.

https://tinyurl.com/yb4tm78a

And incidentally, she sure is making the rounds. This all screams of path-paving for 2020.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (JoUsr)

649 Rep. Swalwell has a solution to Macron's Paris problem...
https://twitter.com/SurburbanCowboy/status/
1069625630147338240

Posted by: andycanuck at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (Evws/)

650 You mean 'The Worst Toilet in Scotland' scene?

Ugh.

Have to admit that's a pretty good scene, though.


Happy Nightmares!

Posted by: Baby on the Ceiling at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (NF2Bf)

651 Safety kits were required by law in Europe in the 80s. Not just France.

Even Greece.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (9VeU0)

652 There is a hawk the size of a small dog sitting in a tree outside my window. That is one big ass bird.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (/tuJf)

653 Meryl Streep:

other things Streep fears

- tricycles
- dust- marsupials- anonymity

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (LL1Be)

654 The useless GOP man cunts seem to be selling us out again on H-1B's. Fuck them.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (r9UYA)

655 Now I've got the Big Bottom song stuck in my head. Thanks a lot.

(my mom does not get why that movie is so funny. Hubby and I were howling and she was like "what is this")

(His mom wouldn't get it either. She's a big reader and big tea drinker, so I suggested we get her an "I like big books and I cannot lie" mug. He said she wouldn't get it and wouldn't think it was funny once it was explained to her. Old people, man)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (22A2Y)

656 In the midst of a German police raid that started last week with nearly 200 cops and continues as we speak. "

It's a bit interesting that "western" Yuurruup is quite literally tearing itself apart (and has been for a couple of years), yet the 'murrican Newz types seem to have no clue...

So it's not happening, right?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:03 PM (6qErC)

657 And incidentally, she sure is making the rounds. This all screams of path-paving for 2020.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (JoUsr)


Nope. Grifting while the grifting is good.

Posted by: blaster at December 03, 2018 01:03 PM (9VeU0)

658 Things change. Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)


The migrant caravan is breaking up, the leaders from that NGO cannot be found because the mayor of Tijuana wants them arrested, NATO members are getting serious about defense, Sweden is working in open partnership with NATO, the tech giants of Twitter and Facebook are getting backlash as is Google, etc.

Things change, sometimes in places where you least expect it to, and all of your plans, expectations, and conventional wisdom gets upended.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at December 03, 2018 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

659 kit" in each car sold. One safety vest for each seating position, one
flashing beacon to place on the car roof, a set of safety triangles, and
a flashlight. Twenty bucks, tops, bought in quantity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fDU8w)

...

Plus at least a longbow or something so you can kill and eat while you're stranded.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2018 01:03 PM (sCdm5)

660 Streep "fears" Trump. Funny, she didn't fear Weinstein.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 01:03 PM (JoUsr)

661 648
Since we all forgot our ADHD meds, take a look at the recent Good
Housekeeping cover photo of the Mooch. I spotted this over at Mooch's
Mirror. Can you say photoshopped to within an inch of its life? I knew
that you could.



https://tinyurl.com/yb4tm78a



And incidentally, she sure is making the rounds. This all screams of path-paving for 2020.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (JoUsr)
So apart from using her megamouth, which other pieces are hers?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 01:04 PM (37IEG)

662 Missssterrrrrr Douglas! Can we interest you in the upgraded special de-luxe edition, as used by the Kings of France and England for only $389.99 plus tax.
Posted by: Hank Haney's slightly used cars at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (37IEG)

Well, it's not really a "kit" so much as a package. Well, not really a "package", more like a....

Posted by: Mr. Kimball at December 03, 2018 01:04 PM (AURKQ)

663 >>There is a hawk the size of a small dog sitting in a tree outside my window. That is one big ass bird.


You should see an adult Golden Eagle up close and personal like.

Things are taller than just about everyone from Idaho.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 01:04 PM (opyfN)

664 Safety kits were required by law in Europe in the 80s. Not just France.

Even Greece."

Hmm.

Wonder what was in the "Greek Kit"...

*tees one up*

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:04 PM (6qErC)

665 >>Hmm.

>Wonder what was in the "Greek Kit"...


Butter.

Posted by: Marlon Brando at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (opyfN)

666 Ah. The same Meryl Streep who called Harvey Weinstein her "God" --- and she knew all about him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (Rxduq)

667
My wife knows a young black girl, who walked across a five lane highway after dark, dressed in her black uniform while texting on her cell phone. Got thrown a hundred feet, yet survived. Somewhat.

Tough to tell about brain damage in a case like that. A determination as to pre-existing brain damage has to enter the equation.

I'm not sure how yellow vests in cars is gonna fix that.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (e7O7B)

668 Plus at least a longbow or something so you can kill and eat while you're stranded.

*angrily shakes crank*

*gets shot and eaten by longbow*

Posted by: The Crossbow at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (NF2Bf)

669
Wonder what was in the "Greek Kit"...


An emergency loan application.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (LL1Be)

670 Plus at least a longbow or something so you can kill and eat while you're stranded.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2018 01:03 PM (sCdm5)
Arrows and bow strings are extra.

Posted by: Hank Haney's slightly used cars at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (37IEG)

671 You should see an adult Golden Eagle up close and personal like."

Rather a Desert Eagle.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (6qErC)

672 >>And incidentally, she sure is making the rounds. This all screams of path-paving for 2020.



Naw, she's just attention-starved. She craved media love throughout TFG's presidency and she's probably been missing the spotlight. She likes it when she is worshipped and she deigns to appear on the show or whatever. She does not want the presidency, not at all.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

673
Six years ago, one of Yellowstone National Park's most beloved wild wolves was killed by a trophy hunter. Now, that wolf's equally beloved daughter has suffered the same fate.


Oh, boo fooking hoo. It was a legal kill (outside the park's boundaries).

You want wolves back? I'm hip. Bring them, cougars, wolverines and what all back-- everywhere -- in their former ranges. Don't come crying to me when little Fluffy is dragged off for lunch and when the plague of bambis destroying parks and forests because they lack apex predators to control their numbers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (XdWyA)

674 666 Ah. The same Meryl Streep who called Harvey Weinstein her "God" --- and she knew all about him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at December 03, 2018 01:05 PM (Rxduq)

the same Meryl Streep who has two actress daughters, and one who is a Model.

Wonder if her daughters also knew her 'god'?

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (NgKpN)

675 654 The useless GOP man cunts seem to be selling us out again on H-1B's. Fuck them.

Posted by: Under Fire at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM (r9UYA)

------

Thanks Thom!

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (zxC8a)

676 Things change. Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)


Your Faith that Forces Beyond Your Control will come to save the day, however, is Eternal.

Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (nfE6n)

677 When we, and our vehicle transferred to Italy in the mid 90's, we had the whole safety kit requirement as well. Everything from First Aid kit to reflective vests and triangles.


(Maybe even a white flag, for use in France)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (cqNba)

678 It's called the "French kit", and from what I'm told, the vast majority are never even opened...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (6qErC)

That's OK; then it's there if you ever need it. Lots of cars go to the crusher with their original, never-used spare tire still in the holder, too.

If it were up to me, I would make part of every new driver's road test that they simulate a "drove into the ditch" emergency, and open the safety kit, and deploy the flashing beacon and safety triangles. "You have this resource. Learn to use it, because it could save your mangy ass."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (fDU8w)

679 How so you lose money for 3 years as a bank? Your business is either made on difference between borrowing and lending costs or on transaction fees. A brief period of time I could see but 3 years?

Posted by: Someguy at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (t849v)

680 The Goldens out here kill Antelope.

Crazy birds.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (opyfN)

681 Ah. The same Meryl Streep who called Harvey Weinstein her "God" --- and she knew all about him.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


Isn't she the idiot that got tattooed? I mean, it shows that Weinstein is a responsible pet owner, but really......

Posted by: Alar the Destroyer at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (NeSSd)

682 Is the overrated Meryl Streep saying people should be afraid because Trump's children are in danger?

I don't see how that makes sense.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 01:07 PM (nBr1j)

683 Things change. Life comes at you fast.

Posted by: JackStraw


We're going to have a nationalist/populist major party in the near future. Either because an existing party fully embraces that (Dems--no chance, GOP--slim chance), a new one starts and displaces one or both of the old ones, or...well, because it's the only thing standing after the burning dies down.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at December 03, 2018 01:07 PM (AM1GF)

684 Oh, and what accent was the overrated MS using, when she said that?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at December 03, 2018 01:07 PM (nBr1j)

685 Just woke up since the boy is home from school for a week, and so am I. Still living with aftershocks, although I think we are somewhat used to them, like sea legs. Now we guess the magnitude. It's like being on Jeopardy.

So, a giant golden lady-bits sculpture. Maybe I should go back to bed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2018 01:07 PM (NXsWM)

686 >>It's a bit interesting that "western" Yuurruup is quite literally tearing itself apart (and has been for a couple of years), yet the 'murrican Newz types seem to have no clue...

>>So it's not happening, right?

I think there are a lot of wealthy and powerful people pooping themselves right now. In just one instance, a branch of Danske Bank in Estonia is being investigated for laundering $230 billion, with a "b", dollars in cahoots with Deutsche Bank.

They would definitely like it not to be happening.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 01:07 PM (/tuJf)

687 Six years ago, one of Yellowstone National Park's most beloved wild wolves was killed by a trophy hunter. Now, that wolf's equally beloved daughter has suffered the same fate.

Oh, boo fooking hoo. It was a legal kill (outside the park's boundaries).

You want wolves back? I'm hip. Bring them, cougars, wolverines and what all back-- everywhere -- in their former ranges. Don't come crying to me when little Fluffy is dragged off for lunch and when the plague of bambis destroying parks and forests because they lack apex predators to control their numbers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (XdWyA)

Wait, someone's little girl was taken by a Trophy Hunter? Where do you think we are, London?

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 01:07 PM (NgKpN)

688 EU's been stumbling or crumbling for some time - from the Greek/Spain financial precipice to the Brexit body blow to the current erosion based on attempts to force smaller central European states to accept their own erasure via mass undesired migration. Which is neither here nor there on the broader discussion, which seems vague.


From No Pasaran and a few other places, seems the French situation is a case where drivers have reached the breaking point. The "carbon" taxes are the last straw, on top of other impositions, some "climate" idiocy-related, some not, that together have continued to squeeze freedom out of the situation. Lowered speed limits, dubious/predatory traffic cam/ticket situations (sound familiar?).


The kinetic festivities over the weekend probably got most of their ugliness from the usual suspect "anarchist"/idiots who got involved and did what they do. There have been peaceful demos against the "carbon" tax thing for a while, which received no notice here.


Just a bit of tentative context.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 01:08 PM (QDnY+)

689
My wife knows a young black girl, who walked across a five lane highway after dark, dressed in her black uniform while texting on her cell phone. Got thrown a hundred feet, yet survived. Somewhat.


And still there are those who insist that Darwin was a god. Missed one, Chuckie!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 01:08 PM (XdWyA)

690 I have received several e-mails from Panamanian relatives and friends noting Bush-41's death and expressing gratitude for the Panama invasion. (These are people all across the political spectrum, BTW.)

Not surprising. Living under Noriega must have been like living under one of those deranged Roman emperors. He was a sadistic little perv.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at December 03, 2018 01:08 PM (/qEW2)

691 >>Six years ago, one of Yellowstone National Park's most beloved wild wolves was killed by a trophy hunter. Now, that wolf's equally beloved daughter has suffered the same fate.


Never a word about the Rocky Mountain Wolves that are now EXTINCT thanks to the introduction of Canadian / Arctic Wolves into their ecosystem.

Posted by: garrett at December 03, 2018 01:08 PM (opyfN)

692 You mean 'The Worst Toilet in Scotland' scene?
Ugh.
Have to admit that's a pretty good scene, though.
Happy Nightmares!

Posted by: Baby on the Ceiling at December 03, 2018 01:02 PM


I had forgotten about the reincarnation of the dead baby during his heroin withdrawal. Maybe should have included it in the 'fun' side of the movie.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 01:08 PM (e7O7B)

693 "And the easiest and best way to implement it? Simply
require that car dealers, new and used, include a "road safety kit" in
each car sold. One safety vest for each seating position, one flashing
beacon to place on the car roof, a set of safety triangles, and a
flashlight. Twenty bucks, tops, bought in quantity.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fDU8w)"
Half the population would turn around and sell that kit back to some other car dealer - or the same dealer - for $5.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (eAshZ)

694 Wonder what was in the "Greek Kit"...

*tees one up*
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:04 PM (6qErC)

A flask of raki, a box of rubbers, and another flask of raki.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

695 678 It's called the "French kit", and from what I'm told, the vast majority are never even opened...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at December 03, 2018 01:01 PM (6qErC)

---

Bonjour Michael

Posted by: Francois K.I.T. at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (Q8Fq+)

696 >>Your Faith that Forces Beyond Your Control will come to save the day, however, is Eternal.

It balances the eternal doom of people like yourself about things that never come to pass.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (/tuJf)

697 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (zxC8a)

698 You want wolves back? I'm hip. Bring them, cougars,
wolverines and what all back-- everywhere -- in their former ranges.
Don't come crying to me when little Fluffy is dragged off for lunch and
when the plague of bambis destroying parks and forests because they lack
apex predators to control their numbers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (XdWyA)
Heh, you can have that here in the Metroplex - Fluffy and Whiskers are NOT safe in your backyard from the hawks during the day, or the coyotes and bob cats at night.
Now if Jr and Missy get snatched and eaten, maybe they'll catch on to why we have a tendency to slaughter anything that can threaten our livestock and kids.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (37IEG)

699 ewok, nood

Posted by: mikeyG at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (LL1Be)

700 676 Things change. Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

Your Faith that Forces Beyond Your Control will come to save the day, however, is Eternal.
Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (nfE6n)

The first reactions to Pres Trump saying he would spare no expense to rebuild after the earthquake was "What in hell do we need Feds for?"

Alaskans are a bit different in that regard. We mostly deal with whatever ourselves.

Posted by: tcn in AK at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (NXsWM)

701 676 Things change. Life comes at you fast.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 03, 2018 12:56 PM (/tuJf)

Your Faith that Forces Beyond Your Control will come to save the day, however, is Eternal.
Posted by: A Better Class of Troll at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (nfE6n)

Dues Ex Ma-Huber?

Posted by: Don Q at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (NgKpN)

702 Nood.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (p6e8W)

703 673
Six years ago, one of Yellowstone National Park's most beloved wild wolves was killed by a trophy hunter. Now, that wolf's equally beloved daughter has suffered the same fate.

Oh, boo fooking hoo. It was a legal kill (outside the park's boundaries).

You want wolves back? I'm hip. Bring them, cougars, wolverines and what all back-- everywhere -- in their former ranges. Don't come crying to me when little Fluffy is dragged off for lunch and when the plague of bambis destroying parks and forests because they lack apex predators to control their numbers.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (XdWyA)



It is appalling how the goo-goo leftists don't seem to get that the wolves were wiped out for a reason.

Well, as the farmers and ranchers out there say, "Shoot, shovel and shut up", when one of the eco-fiend's precious reintroduced species is threatening their livestock or their pets.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (ujg0T)

704
Isn't she the idiot that got tattooed? I mean, it shows that Weinstein is a responsible pet owner, but really......
Posted by: Alar the Destroyer at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (NeSSd)


Dumb, er, Dame Judi Dench did that.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (XdWyA)

705 So is Huber still on for Dec 5 before Congress?

Posted by: MAGA at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (zxC8a)

706 beware of Greeks bearing kits

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at December 03, 2018 01:10 PM (Q8Fq+)

707 Nood.

Posted by: The Troll at December 03, 2018 01:11 PM (ctuyM)

708 Re: this "beloved" wolf thing: I'd love to know where this list of specific popular wild creatures is kept.

Is there a famous panther I should be aware of? Badger?

Because what horseshit. I mean, we could ask Timothy what's his face but he turned into bear poop.

Posted by: TexasDan at December 03, 2018 01:11 PM (sCdm5)

709 Nope. Grifting while the grifting is good.

-
Didja see that tickets to the Bill n Hill Comedy Tour are now being discounted from > $100 to < $10?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 03, 2018 01:12 PM (+y/Ru)

710 Like Saddam in the desert, they have secret mobile radars they move around to keep the enemy guessing. By "enemy", I mean "motorists". It's like the Driver Industrial Complex. Driving While Driving.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 03, 2018 01:12 PM (Ndje9)

711 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 12:58 PM (fDU8w)"
Half the population would turn around and sell that kit back to some other car dealer - or the same dealer - for $5.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at December 03, 2018 01:09 PM (eAshZ)

That's OK. When that get that equipment violation ticket with the notice to appear in 72 hours with said equipment on board, they can then pay $35 to Autozone to buy the same kit. LOL.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 03, 2018 01:12 PM (fDU8w)

712 You should see an adult Golden Eagle up close and personal like."



Held a golden and a bald.
I'm 6' 00". Holding the golden just above her talons with my arms extended, it took everything I had to hold on to her while the vet looked her over.

We were eyeball to eyeball. That's how big she was.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 03, 2018 01:13 PM (c3AZU)

713 The kinetic festivities over the weekend probably got most of their ugliness from the usual suspect "anarchist"/idiots who got involved and did what they do. There have been peaceful demos against the "carbon" tax thing for a while, which received no notice here.

Just a bit of tentative context.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 01:08 PM


I would bet my bottom dollar the anarchists would show up for any large scale protest event. Setting cars ablaze, breaking glass, spray painting obscenities? That's their MO.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at December 03, 2018 01:13 PM (e7O7B)

714 677
When we, and our vehicle transferred to Italy in the mid 90's, we had
the whole safety kit requirement as well. Everything from First Aid kit
to reflective vests and triangles.





(Maybe even a white flag, for use in France)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 03, 2018 01:06 PM (cqNba)
As a s special today we have a wind up gramaphone with a high fidelity record of a genuine German band playing "Deutschland Uber Alles" for those times when you want to be seen AND heard.

Posted by: Hank Haney's slightly used cars at December 03, 2018 01:13 PM (37IEG)

715 "NATO members are getting serious about defense" - Mikey NTH


This I cannot see, but would be curious about what I'm missing.


The lack of seriousness about defense in NATO is somewhat complicated, as it pre-dated the current situation - wherein there really is not that much to be serious about. If we're talking about, you know, actual defense, of actual European territory, and not what we're called "out of area" operations back when the USSR existed, or had just ended, and all the big security operations were taking place outside Europe.






Posted by: rhomboid at December 03, 2018 01:13 PM (QDnY+)

716
Wonder what was in the "Greek Kit"...

A gyro. For stability.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 03, 2018 01:14 PM (aKsyK)

717 While technically LCMS, I tend to follow my father's faith, the "Biannual Church of C&E". My mom had the church bring the pastor who married them out of retirement for dad's funeral. He gave a really moving sermon of "dad was a good man here on earth, but too bad he didn't come to church much, so now he's burning in hell". I've not been back since.

Posted by: Downcast at December 03, 2018 01:34 PM (Gl/Ut)

718 How much does anyone wanna bet that the golden calf weighed a whole lot less that all the gold Aaron was originally given?

Posted by: West at December 03, 2018 01:46 PM (7Fa8Y)

719 This lurker has always found the cooter to be perhaps the most beyooteeful things created. Pretty much the tastiest too, but then I'm a vagitarian so...

Posted by: DireGypsy at December 03, 2018 01:49 PM (ZoyNf)

720 I'd hit it with my GOLDFINGAAAH....ooops the clit broke off...now I won't get into heaven.....

Posted by: saf at December 03, 2018 02:25 PM (5IHGB)

721 I remember going to see Ben Hur during Easter as a child. I remember an American where Christian virtues were taught rather than mocked. This is what progressism/liberalism/Marxism brings.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at December 03, 2018 04:09 PM (Pr11x)

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