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The Media Prints Only One Picture

Mom of the year, dragging her children along in a border-rush.

Obviously this means we must allow all illegals to enter the country. Otherwise they'll deliberately put their children in danger, and that's our fault for some reason.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:32 PM




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1 first again

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 01:31 PM (8D42x)

2 1. Staged.2. Talking points being distributed.3. First?

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 26, 2018 01:31 PM (iIzG7)

3 and I read the content

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 01:31 PM (8D42x)

4 Dammit. Serves me right for typing extra words.

Posted by: Qoheleth at November 26, 2018 01:32 PM (iIzG7)

5 We have a "No pants, No asylum" policy.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 01:32 PM (xfb67)

6 and all that's missing is a nearly off camera green helmet guy. is it possible for someone to photoshop him in? it'd make the picture more realistic...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 01:32 PM (8D42x)

7 Not biased. At all.

Posted by: Memories at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (mwcEF)

8 Guatamallywood

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (zfGwM)

9 Damn...I felt It too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (+6jVU)

10 I don't care who you are, that's funny as hell

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (z2W2E)

11 oh, and corgis called

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (8D42x)

12 Wow. You mean journalists are on the Soros payroll? Shocking.


Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (VpIIl)

13 The idea that the media is a concerted effort to influence policy from only one side is absolutely ridiculous!

Fox News is far more powerful than The New York Times, ABC, CBS, NBC, The Huffington Post, Politico, The Hill, The Washington Post, and PBS combined!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (oh/Sd)

14 Not a expert, but don't those kids look a little old to be in diapers?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (xfb67)

15 What? The media is pathetic?

You don't say.

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (F4u7C)

16 I am no expert.

But, aren't those kids way too old to be in diapers?

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (zfGwM)

17 I think Ma Deuce should have a chat with these people. Maybe start by drawing a line in the sand. If a bullet ricochets, oh well.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (qC1Sy)

18 Everyone knows that was a staged photo op right? GP has the story.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (JUOKG)

19 It's an outrage we can't even get a good shot of cleavage.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (VpIIl)

20 I certainly hope da Russians don't learn of this tactic. They may send 10 million moms with kids on boats across the Bering Straight and really meddle in our elections.

Posted by: Daniel Quilp at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (Fxgkp)

21 The Human Flypaper Array would've slowed that little family-sprint down just a li'l bit.

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (Bdeb0)

22 Is the green helmet guy from Hamas there directing the phots?

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (OD2ni)

23 Napalm kid 2018

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (aKsyK)

24 Needs a burnt Koran and a tattered teddy bear.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

25 Blow up the people in the background and you'll see cameramen posing little threesomes of runners going every which way. Whole thing is staged of course

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 26, 2018 01:34 PM (z2W2E)

26 Crikey. Might as well as posted ORANGE MAN BAD.

NPCs, attack!

Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (huQJB)

27 Wag the Dog.


Drag the Kids?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (0tfLf)

28 wow she looks like a hard worker.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (7J5t2)

29 It sure is lucky that a photographer and a small family led by a single mother was right there when a tear gas canister began to go off.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (oh/Sd)

30 How did she walk 2000 miles in such a short amount of time, and with unclothed kids?!?

What's the over/under those aren't her kids?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

31 anyone else want to bet it's a smoke bomb they picked up at a fireworks stand in Tijuana?

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (8D42x)

32 I'll repeat: no matter how low your opinion is of the media, it isn't low enough.

Posted by: physics geek at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (huQJB)

33 Something something Wide Latina.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

34 Ask again, media, why you REALLY ARE an enemy of the people.

We are a FREE public. Your propaganda is NOT keeping us FREE. You are helping the TYRANNICAL LEFT take AWAY freedom. Assholes.

Yes. YOU REALLY ARE an enemy of the people.

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)

35 I saw a scene like that in a Dairy Queen Parking Lot in Tucson.

Except the mom was holding BOTH her daughters up by one arm and they were both pissing in the lot.

That was the day we coined the Term :

Guatamalen Rest Stop.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (zfGwM)

36 There's one more kid that'll never go to school, never get to fall in love, never get to be cool.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (ismre)

37 I'm not an expert but aren't those kids a little old to be wearing diapers?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (/tuJf)

38 16 I am no expert.

But, aren't those kids way too old to be in diapers?
Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (zfGwM)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

39 My pregnant aunt and her 4 year old kid didn't have to avoid tear gas when they entered this country, you know why?

They didn't rush the border.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (DJFLF)

40

How many hundreds of able-bodied young males did that photographer have to shove and punch and shoulder his way through to find that woman with those two little girls?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (oGNNA)

41 Where are the clouds of tear gas they were struggling through? I was promised clouds of tear gas!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

42 They are hitting women and children?

Are they not leading them as much?

Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (DB16e)

43 33 Something something Wide Latina.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (UnA8+)

============

*Pulls face out of giant glazed doughnut*

"You say something?"
-Sonia Sotomayor

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (oh/Sd)

44
1.The woman has a big fat ass. She obviously gets enough to eat.
2. The children don't look like her AT ALL. She's yanking someone else's children around at a staged, preplanned conflict. She was no doubt instructed where to run to get on camera.
3. Hundreds of nasty arrogant criminal young men are throwning rocks. Not shown.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (QqHfV)

45 Wailing Fatima makes an appearance?

Smudged doll or plush toy sitting amidst the smoldering rubble?

Is this all what Hollywood would call a 're-boot'?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (cqNba)

46 Testing my keyboard...so far so good.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (+6jVU)

47 For instance above the blue girls head you'll see a man in a white shirt taking pictures of the group on the far left

Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (z2W2E)

48 >>Not a expert, but don't those kids look a little old to be in diapers?


Yes, yes they are. Also too old to be running around with no pants on*.




*Not to be confused with pants-optional at home.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (W+vEI)

49 so weird to just tear gas that fat monster, she's not even near anything. I guess we'll never know the full context, if you know...every conservative in the world hadn't already and continues to tweet the video of men rushing the border wall and throwing rocks.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (7J5t2)

50 41
Where are the clouds of tear gas they were struggling through? I was promised clouds of tear gas!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (hLRSq)


I don't know. I had to endure much worse smoke when I was a club kid back in the day and smokers were allowed to do their thing indoors without restriction.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (DJFLF)

51

I wonder how many balloons of heroin are up those kids colons.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (kERu4)

52 46 Testing my keyboard...so far so good.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (+6jVU)

============

Inelegant and staccato.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (oh/Sd)

53
I am no expert.
But, aren't those kids way too old to be in diapers?
Posted by: garrett


You're never too old.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (aKsyK)

54 Those kids are gonna need FREE meals
...and healthcare
... and daycare
while their Mom is out hawking Tortillas on the streetcorner.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (zfGwM)

55 41 Where are the clouds of tear gas they were struggling through? I was promised clouds of tear gas!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 01:36 PM (hLRSq)

LOL.. right? Lame.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (+6jVU)

56 We are not fake news Mr. President.

Posted by: JounoList NPC at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (NF2Bf)

57
* places brand new teddy bare on top of concertina wire *

* click *

Posted by: AP Photographer at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (e7O7B)

58
8 year old kids wearing diapers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (kERu4)

59 56 We are not fake news Mr. President.
Posted by: JounoList NPC at November 26, 2018 01:37 PM (NF2Bf)

===========

"You provide the pictures, I'll provide the war."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (oh/Sd)

60 Where are the clouds of tear gas they were struggling through? I was promised clouds of tear gas!

====

shut up! she's totally going to be "girl running from a napalmed village" the left's gonna use to coast to victory in 2020.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (7J5t2)

61 I DEMAND MY CLUB KID REPARATIONS!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (DJFLF)

62 57
* places brand new teddy bare on top of concertina wire *

* click *
Posted by: AP Photographer at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (e7O7B)

Teddy Bare? Is this another one of those Instagram thots?

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

63 There's a dude with a camera on a tripod in the un-cropped version. Lots of pushing and shoving and running going on apparently. /sarc

Posted by: Flyguy at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (3sOO0)

64 The learned the tactic from the Palis.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (w7KSn)

65 Fuck em all. I hope they all drop dead

My give shit meter is plum on zero

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM (bim/x)

66
Inelegant and staccato.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


They used to open for Simon and Garfunkel.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (aKsyK)

67 >>Those kids are gonna need FREE meals
...and healthcare
... and daycare
while their Mom is out hawking Tortillas on the streetcorner.




And infecting your kids as she is put into public school with no vaccination records, scabies, and an unfamiliarity with indoor plumbing.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (W+vEI)

68 Somebody's going to win a Pulitzer!

Posted by: Colonel David French, please hire me at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (Z216Q)

69 Are we sure those are her kids?

And re the diapers, remember when mothers in NYC were letting their kids do diaper-free and poop in the gutters? It was a thing for a while.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (ptqGC)

70 It's like Nazi Germany not letting Mary and Joseph in because they're Jewish!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

71 What is Mocking Bird Media, Alex?

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (nBito)

72 hey, at least we didn't separate this fat monster from her ugly kids.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (7J5t2)

73 8 year old kids wearing diapers.





Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 26, 2018 01:38 PM

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They are just imitating NASA astronaut lisa nowak their hero.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (JUOKG)

74 Those Diapers are like the Lab Coats that Obama handed out for his ACA Presser.

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:40 PM (zfGwM)

75 "64 The learned the tactic from the Palis.
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater"


All that's missing is the "Baby milk factory" sign.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 01:40 PM (OD2ni)

76 They're upwind from a single canister of what might be tear gas. Meh.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 01:40 PM (NWiLs)

77 Did anyone spot Glenn Beck down there handing out soccer balls and Teddy bears?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:40 PM (ptqGC)

78 >>remember when mothers in NYC were letting their kids do diaper-free and poop in the gutters? It was a thing for a while. Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:39 PM (ptqGC)

Like small, hairless puppies. So cute!

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 01:40 PM (Bdeb0)

79 Today I told a woman at church that Red Frankie is not a man of God. She seemed taken aback, I said, "I'll say the same thing to anyone, even Christ Himself. But He knows this already."

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:40 PM (DJFLF)

80 Every time I think I can't hate the media any more than I do, they prove me wrong. God damn these traitors.

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (xjiRE)

81 Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

No kidding. There's no way her kids walked even a couple of miles barefoot in the desert (the feet of long-walkers are obvious from the thick callouses), much less the entire way.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (uquGJ)

82 I faced tougher situations at junior high recess in the pre-PC days.

You haven't known fear until you've had your Mork suspenders snapped by a 17 yr. old "eighth grader" with facial hair.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (ismre)

83 This invasion has been planned for decades and it's only going to get worse. Remember Hillary gave a speech to Goldman Sachs saying we could take in 600 million of these fuckers

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (nBito)

84 I'm picturing Francis Coppola off-screen yelling at them not to look at the camera, just like in "Apocalypse Now."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (dBiBP)

85 The learned the tactic from the Palis.
--
There does seem to be a remarkable resemblance.

Posted by: Nuland Goodleaf, Herbologist at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (hrcfq)

86 Mom! Mom! Would you at least just grab my other arm??

Posted by: Kid getting dragged backwards at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (pMGkg)

87 I am no expert.

But, aren't those kids way too old to be in diapers?

Posted by: garrett


Lemme help you out: No.

Posted by: Tom Nichol, Expert, Expert, Expert at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (Z216Q)

88 The AP pushed the same picture and story line as well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (ptqGC)

89 Here's a thing:

We're almost two full years from the next election.

The news cycle moves so quickly that pretty much no matter how Trump deals with this, it will be long forgotten by the time it could matter in ads and such.

He should go hardcore (as he seems to be doing), and use the timing of this whole thing as a message to migrants, illegal immigrants, Democrats, and the media that he's serious about this.

Hell, maybe go a step further and use the tactics as bargaining chips with House Democrats for stuff.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (oh/Sd)

90 Where did her $400 stroller end up?

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (M+McV)

91

Caption:

"I'm ready for my close-up, Mr Fake News."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (kERu4)

92 I've been tear gassed.

If you don't have fluids and snot coming out of your face-holes, it's not tear gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (xfb67)

93 84 I'm picturing Francis Coppola off-screen yelling at them not to look at the camera, just like in "Apocalypse Now."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:41 PM (dBiBP)

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Needs more surfers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (oh/Sd)

94 I stopped for gas near my town one day and a woman comes out with a girl about 5 or 6, lines her up at the curb, hikes up her dress and lets her urinate in the gutter. I was appalled, and I've been to some pretty shitty places on this planet. But that was actually a first.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (VpIIl)

95 Use real bullets. Fuck these people abusing our kindness and expecting weakness.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (nBito)

96 Are they sure this wasn't taken at a Black Friday sale?

Posted by: Pep at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (zTjUz)

97 41 Where are the clouds of tear gas they were struggling through? I was promised clouds of tear gas!

I've looked at clouds from both sides now.

From *choke* up and *gasp* down. . .

. . and still somehow *vomit*. . .

Posted by: Joni Mitchell at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (H7LIz)

98 Aren't those two girls--who look nothing like "ma"--a bit too old for diapers?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (NFEMn)

99 Of course they are going to try and run with this...

It is just like the mouth breathers who are going to vote Espy because allegedly Cindy said 'lynching.' The fools fail to realize if just one slip of the tongue and malicious media reporting can disqualify a person then NONE of us are qualified for public service or even employment.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (AgRBF)

100
Hell, maybe go a step further and use the tactics as bargaining chips with House Democrats for stuff.
The first thing those POS are going to do is call hearings on "use of force" by border agents. This *normally* would piss off Joe and Jane Normal, but who in fuck all knows what our degraded and decadent populace thinks or believes now anyway?

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (DJFLF)

101 let's at least make it interesting and randomly put some bouncing bettys out over there.

make the fun run an adventure...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (8D42x)

102 Let that woman in! Then arrest her, charge her for child abuse and endangerment, take the kids away, and send them to foster homes in lovely South America.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (37IEG)

103 "84 I'm picturing Francis Coppola off-screen yelling at them not to look at the camera, just like in "Apocalypse Now."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"


Don't stare at the tomato can!!

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (OD2ni)

104 >>lines her up at the curb, hikes up her dress and lets her urinate in the gutter.

We're all devo.

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 01:44 PM (Bdeb0)

105
Anyone remember the fake photo of the prop teddy bear AP used to use all the time every time the palestinians got bombed?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 26, 2018 01:44 PM (kERu4)

106 Look at all those future alter boys!

Posted by: Roman Catholic Priests Alliance at November 26, 2018 01:44 PM (Z216Q)

107 Gah. Rage meter is pegged at eleventy. Can we have a thread later today mocking Joe and Mika's wedding over the weekend?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (ptqGC)

108 More like laughing gas at my house at the moment. I have zero empathy for these members of a foreign invasion.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (nBito)

109 >>101 let's at least make it interesting and randomly put some bouncing bettys out over there.

Let's at least make it contemporary and have controversy over whether the mine-runners should be allowed to kneel when the Honduran anthem plays prior to their minefield-run.

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (Bdeb0)

110 34 Ask again, media, why you REALLY ARE an enemy of the people........

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (F4u7C)
-----------------------------------
Ace is an enemy of the people?

"Media" or "the press" is not an enemy. You mean Big Corporate Media or the Establishment Media.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (Rxduq)

111 Dem Sen. Ben Cardin Says That Trump Is "Causing" Illegal Immigrants To Break The Law

-
Just like the damn banks caused John Dillinger to become a criminal.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (+y/Ru)

112 Mom of the Year.

Also, Mom Who Deserves To Be Separated From Her Children, By Law.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (BfOXk)

113 The Democrat Party needs more people with zero workplace skills, no knowledge of the English language, terrible personal hygiene and in need of a life-long handout!

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

114 102 Let that woman in! Then arrest her, charge her for child abuse and endangerment, take the kids away, and send them to foster homes in lovely South America.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (37IEG)

If you do that? We will have to support those kids indefinitely...

Because they will never be deported... as we don't know where to deport them to.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (NgKpN)

115 Oddly, the CNN take was the least biased. And the Amazon Post's was the worst.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (7HtZB)

116 Of course NOBODY else is running?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (bim/x)

117 92 I've been tear gassed.

If you don't have fluids and snot coming out of your face-holes, it's not tear gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (xfb67)



The Chamber. Camp Lejeune. Good times.

Pepper spray (oleoresin capsicum). Coast Guard Boarding Officer School (three times). Even better times.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (H7LIz)

118 If anybody moves.. the illegal immigrant child gets it!

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (JFO2v)

119 111
Dem Sen. Ben Cardin Says That Trump Is "Causing" Illegal Immigrants To Break The Law


haha. Dopes.


Even Mad Maxscene knows the optics of a coordinated border rush are BAD.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (DJFLF)

120 Gah. Rage meter is pegged at eleventy. Can we have a thread later today mocking Joe and Mika's wedding over the weekend?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:45 PM (ptqGC)


Yes, because getting married in a "private" setting with 5 separate cameras rolling in the presence of The Declaration of Independence and The Constitution tells who you are as people.

Like those 2 give a FUCK about those 2 documents.

Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (F4u7C)

121 I agree this was staged, but I'm not seeing the "they don't look like her" argument unless there are more pictures. One kid's face isn't even visible.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)

122 Where did her $400 stroller end up?


Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (M+McV)

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Don't we usually give it to her until she gets across the border, and into the country?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (Z216Q)

123 $20 for hooters, $30 for cooters!

Posted by: Instagram THOT at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (NF2Bf)

124 102 Let that woman in! Then arrest her, charge her for child abuse and endangerment, take the kids away, and send them to foster homes in lovely South America.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (37IEG)

Government and the family law industry only makes money off of American Citizens. It's all about feeding money to the government.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (nBito)

125 117 92 I've been tear gassed.

If you don't have fluids and snot coming out of your face-holes, it's not tear gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (xfb67)


The Chamber. Camp Lejeune. Good times.

Pepper spray (oleoresin capsicum). Coast Guard Boarding Officer School (three times). Even better times.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (H7LIz)

Every Sailor who has been to fire fighting school.

Which is just about every sailor who has actually been stationed on a ship.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (NgKpN)

126 Dem Sen. Ben Cardin Says That Trump Is Causing Illegal Immigrants To Break The Law

One leftie is crazier than the next. And boy that PDT has some damn strong super powers ha?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (bim/x)

127 Has anyone seen Green Helmet Guy?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (AgRBF)

128 If they want to make a real impact they need to photoshop the napalm photo from Trang Bang in 1972.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (37IEG)

129 The one where the media went all 'Braveheart' but they sided with the English instead of the Scots.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (PvCxa)

130 Hurry chillens. . .. Uncle Samta has gifts for us!

Posted by: Cicero kaboom kid at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (M+McV)

131 why does it seem like all these poor, starving, criminals are fat fucks?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (KP5rU)

132 Gas that cow double

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (U7k5w)

133 Annnnnnnddddd.....CUT! PRINT THAT.

Posted by: Oliver Stone at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (Z216Q)

134 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (sf1AO)

135 Disposable diapers on a poor, downtrodden refugee?

Fancy-schmancy!

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (Z9C5C)

136 121 I agree this was staged, but I'm not seeing the "they don't look like her" argument unless there are more pictures. One kid's face isn't even visible.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)


Skin tone.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (NgKpN)

137 If you want to avoid being tear gassed with your two kids, don't join an invading mob. Same thing if you're a teen in Gaza and don't want to be shot dead.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (/qEW2)

138 I stopped for gas near my town one day and a woman
comes out with a girl about 5 or 6, lines her up at the curb, hikes up
her dress and lets her urinate in the gutter. I was appalled, and I've
been to some pretty shitty places on this planet. But that was actually a
first.





Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM


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Went to the Chinese take out place a few years ago in a strip mall that had a laundromat and saw a young girl about 8 or 9 standing there naked. I assumed her mom had taken her clothes in to wash them but I could be wrong. They had a beat up old van she was next to.


She could have at least left her some underwear.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (JUOKG)

139 "The tear gas was so thick, it was reminiscent of a World War I battleground, like All Quiet on the Western Front", only with subtitles".

- Chris "The Gas-Bag" Cuomo, Dickhead

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (VpIIl)

140 People often have kids who don't look much like them, so It's possible they are her kids, but not possible that she was unable to get them pants and shoes, and as the photo in the links shows it appears to be staged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (AllCR)

141 Picture already proven to be staged

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

142 I stopped for gas near my town one day and a woman comes out with a girl about 5 or 6, lines her up at the curb, hikes up her dress and lets her urinate in the gutter.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM (VpIIl)


Where the hell did she think she was, SF?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (Ibwur)

143 134 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (sf1AO)


"Registered Democrat Voters"

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

144 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (sf1AO)


Democrat voters. Duh!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (ptqGC)

145 123 $20 for hooters, $30 for cooters!
Posted by: Instagram THOT at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (NF2Bf)

The snapchat and instagram THOTs actually do whore themselves out as well. It's way too common. Uncle Sam deserves a cut.

Having sex isn't work either.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (nBito)

146 134
Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?


Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (sf1AO)



Kennedy Center honorees?

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (DJFLF)

147 Sergei Eisenstein did the staging better in Battleship Potemikin of the stroller bouncing down the stairs while the riot happens.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (AgRBF)

148 ???

Where is any luggage? A pocket book? Anything? They walked 1000 miles with nothing? BULLSHIT. WHAT A CROCK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (bim/x)

149 I agree this was staged, but I'm not seeing the "they don't look like her" argument unless there are more pictures. One kid's face isn't even visible.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)


Skin tone.
Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (NgKpN)

The kids look white. Maybe that's their nanny.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (NFEMn)

150 So predictable and so staged... They traveled 2000 miles and the kids are shoe less? Seriously....

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (O2RFr)

151 It is funny these parents are never taken to task over this.

Remember, all of this drama is over MONEY. They want more money, so they come here. They aren't fleeing some war zone.

I feel like conservatives should emphasize that more, this is simply about people thinking they deserve more money than the rest of the people in their home country, and have no problem breaking all sorts of laws to get to it.

Posted by: Blago at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (UfkIY)

152
If it was really as scary as they're reporting the kid would've had a shit stain in her diaper.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (TAmPV)

153 134 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (sf1AO)

Democrat Voter of course...

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (NgKpN)

154 141 Picture already proven to be staged
Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (gmo/4)


"Quiet on the set. No, wait, never mind that. Ready? ACTION!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (Ibwur)

155 124
Government and the family law industry only makes money off of American Citizens. It's all about feeding money to the government.
Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:47 PM (nBito)

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Related, somewhat:

My sister works part time in law school for some public defenders (mostly federal these days). They're bringing a case to the 11th Circuit about a warrant that indicated that it would pursue child porn charges outside of the DC area, throughout the country.

The office is arguing that the warrant was overbroad and unclear.

This has been challenged in 7 other circuit courts and lost every single time.

I told her that she was defrauding the tax payer of money by using government resources to pursue a guaranteed loss. We're family, so it was all done in a jocular tone. I, of course, did not change her mind.

But, it does raise the question: Should public defenders offices be held accountable for frivolous lawsuits like this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (oh/Sd)

156 Me two twice - second class cruise summer of '77.

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (gmo/4)

157 I stopped for gas near my town one day and a woman
comes out with a girl about 5 or 6, lines her up at the curb, hikes up
her dress and lets her urinate in the gutter. I was appalled, and I've
been to some pretty shitty places on this planet. But that was actually a
first.





Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:43 PM


---

Went to the Chinese take out place a few years ago in a strip mall that had a laundromat and saw a young girl about 8 or 9 standing there naked. I assumed her mom had taken her clothes in to wash them but I could be wrong. They had a beat up old van she was next to.


She could have at least left her some underwear.
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I. Can't. Even.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (vg8iE)

158 Having sex isn't work either.

The Paolo can, how you say, concur.

Posted by: The Paolo at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (NF2Bf)

159 Every kid I know walks 1000 miles with no pants

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (bim/x)

160 Deimoscr@ps are using such scenes as this as a Voit-Kampf Test to see which of their flakes go all Leon.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (AgRBF)

161 She cuts on a dime like Barry Sanders. And just look at that acceleration.

Posted by: Jon Gruden at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (nBito)

162 134 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?
Posted by: tu3031 at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (sf1AO)


Senator.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (Ibwur)

163
These people are terrible parents. Why would any country want them?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (kERu4)

164 I wonder if there's a market out there for middle-aged THOTs.

Posted by: kallisto, contemplating her options at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (DJFLF)

165 127 Has anyone seen Green Helmet Guy?

______________________________________

Me llamo Senor Casco Verde ahora, gracias.

Posted by: The Green Helmet Guy at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (H7LIz)

166 133 Annnnnnnddddd.....CUT! PRINT THAT.
Posted by: Oliver Stone at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (Z216Q)

=============

"We'll put this in right after the scene where Trump eats a baby seal."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (oh/Sd)

167 I stopped for gas near my town one day and a woman comes out with a girl about 5 or 6, lines her up at the curb, hikes up her dress and lets her urinate in the gutter. I was appalled, and I've been to some pretty shitty places on this planet. But that was actually a first.

I was on a bus in Montreal when a lady, as casually as could be
1. Changed her kid's poopy diaper right on the floor
2. Stood up, walked over to the window, and flung the diaper out the window
3. Sit down with her kid as if nothing had happened

When I was in the Philippines, it was EXTREMELY common to see a mom with a kid sitting on her forearm slide her forearm to the kid's knees (kid's butt is now hanging in the breeze, far from mom), and for the kid to pee/poop from this position on mom's arm.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (9qZ3S)

168 159 Every kid I know walks 1000 miles with no pants
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (bim/x)


Barefoot. And wearing the same diaper.

Sure.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (Ibwur)

169 Five bucks says those are not her kids.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (zd4fg)

170 Like those 2 give a FUCK about those 2 documents.
Posted by: Sponge at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (F4u7C)

well it is 3 docs if you count marriage license

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (JFO2v)

171 "Skin tone.

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (NgKpN) "

What if the dad is lighter skinned?

I just don't see a need to jump to that conclusion. This was staged and those kids didn't travel all the way from Honduras with no shoes and in their diapers. Even if that's their real mom, does that weaken the argument? This is all an act and Trump is doing the right thing not caving.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

172 147 Sergei Eisenstein did the staging better in Battleship Potemikin of the stroller bouncing down the stairs while the riot happens.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM (AgRBF)

============

Strike is better.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (oh/Sd)

173 pretty much gives the game away on how many moms with kids were there

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (9qOCq)

174 We should just create "Potemkin America" on this side of the border. A mall with a Lowes parking lot, a McDonalds, some duplex housing with five pre-staged cars parked on the lawn, ceramic Madonnas in the yard, a soccer field. A liquor store, lots of lawncare equipment lying around.

"Oh, no, you're *in* America, compadre. The fence is to keep people who want to steal your stuff out."

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (Bdeb0)

175 Pepper spray (oleoresin capsicum).
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM (H7LIz)

For those not in the know, OC makes your eyeballs feel like they're being boiled. It's really nasty stuff.

Posted by: Vanya, feeling weird and retro at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (7PLM4)

176 159 Every kid I know walks 1000 miles with no pants
Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:50 PM (bim/x)

Wait... no pants?

International AOS Morons in training???

Posted by: Don Q. at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (NgKpN)

177 What's the over/under those aren't her kids?
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Rented in Tiajuana.

How is that DNA testing going, BTW, on all those 'family groups' touted by the media?

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (MIKMs)

178 This news story was originally scheduled to break right before the election, but it became apparent to the left that the issue was really helping Trump.

So they postponed it until now. And they really don't give a damn about it either, they just promised these people they would let them make a run for the border before sending them home on the next bus south.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (Z216Q)

179 Those aren't just any cheap disposable diaper, - those are fancy ones that Hillary Clinton wears.

Posted by: Fritz at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (Z9C5C)

180 In looking at the pics, these people seem remarkably clean and well nourished considering the thousands of miles they had to "walk" under "horrendous" conditions while "fleeing" the utter cesspit that is their home country.

But not staged, not at all.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (qC1Sy)

181 me no spell two too good.

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (gmo/4)

182 So...do we have her name, the kids' names?
Details of how she got from her home country to the border and why she chose to include he children in the violent storming of the border?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (W+vEI)

183 When I was in the Philippines, it was EXTREMELY
common to see a mom with a kid sitting on her forearm slide her forearm
to the kid's knees (kid's butt is now hanging in the breeze, far from
mom), and for the kid to pee/poop from this position on mom's arm.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (9qZ3S)


Coming soon to a major city near us all. Isn't diversity wonderful?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

184 "She could have at least left her some underwear.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 01:48 PM (JUOKG)"
That's actually child endangerment, and I've seen people get a quick meeting with CPS for less.
The woman I saw with the child was actually the wife of the gas station manager. I was so steamed, I went inside and told the guy I was going to file a report. Then I called a friend of mine on the force and had him do a welfare check on the kid. Doubt they'll do that again.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

185 Welcome to the party, pal.

Posted by: Bashar al-Assad at November 26, 2018 01:52 PM (ismre)

186 18 Everyone knows that was a staged photo op right? GP has the story.
__________________

Wasn't staged very well, or else they would have put her in some looser clothing (to make it look like she had lost some weight on her long trek across the continent), put some dirt on her face, and dirtied up the kids' soft pink feet (so that they don't look so un-used. Everybody who lives down here knows that it takes about 10 minutes walking barefoot in the desert before your feet look like shit.)

It's pretty damn obvious that this fat woman just hopped off a bar stool, and the human-shield kids probably aren't even hers.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (fqUgw)

187 >>Battleship Potemikin

wow. Serendipity kinda thing.

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (Bdeb0)

188 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?

-
Well, 2000 years ago they called them barbarians.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

189 I don't care whose little migrants they are, get ou the water cannons, more tear gas please

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (U7k5w)

190 Hey I know, after wasting two fucking years fighting the President on border wall funding let's offer up a sure to fail border wall funding bill in the lame duck session.



THE GOP IS A USELESS PILE OF DOG SHIT!!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (qxq6t)

191 I bet they all have iPhones

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (bim/x)

192 Teddy bears for everyone!

And gas masks.

Posted by: Glenn Beck at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (Z4rgH)

193 >>How is that DNA testing going, BTW, on all those 'family groups' touted by the media?



"We vehemently disagree with this invasive policy!!"
-- ACLU

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

194 Propagandists gonna run propaganda.

We don't have a news media, the Progressives have a Ministry of Information.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (bcbK8)

195 When I was in the Philippines, it was EXTREMELY
common to see a mom with a kid sitting on her forearm slide her forearm
to the kid's knees (kid's butt is now hanging in the breeze, far from
mom), and for the kid to pee/poop from this position on mom's arm.



Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM

---

The Philippines is a third world $hithole. Lived there for almost a year at Subic in the 1980s. Most people on here would not believe what goes on there.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 01:53 PM (JUOKG)

196 Where is any luggage? A pocket book? Anything? They walked 1000 miles with nothing? BULLSHIT. WHAT A CROCK

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 01:49 PM


Due to the stigma associated with menstrual products the poor mother has decided not to carry a purse. Why can't you see that?

Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (e7O7B)

197 "I wonder if there's a market out there for middle-aged THOTs.

Posted by: kallisto, contemplating her options at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (DJFLF) "

Bridget Phetasy, a supposedly 'conservative' super smart Twitter thinker, isn't quite middle aged yet but she's looking pretty rough. She posted her boobs yesterday to show those incels who's boss!

(BTW, this totes hard news journalist has a Patreon where the $100 tier is called "Kings" and gets access to poorly lit art house nude pics of Miss Phetasy. I hope Jim Acosta doesn't start getting ideas...)

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

198 People rent their kids out to beggars in the third world so they can get more money begging.

I think there are pretty decent odds these children are in a horrible situation with someone who is not their parent.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (zd4fg)

199 67 >>And infecting your kids as she is put into public school with no vaccination records, scabies, and an unfamiliarity with indoor plumbing.


In South Africa, they replaced a shantytown called District 14 with a brand new apartment building, where the new residents, unfamiliar with the practices of modern living, tore up the hardwood floors to use for firewood.

Posted by: SMOD at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (TSMoA)

200 I want the 2019 NFL combines to take place down there under these conditions. I'd pay to watch a week of that.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (nBito)

201 All this talk about poopy children is making me queasy.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (DJFLF)

202 People will die!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warrren at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (FTlwv)

203 The people of Tijuana, who I deal with regularly, generally dislike Trump but absolutely despise the caravan. Two simply reasons:
1. They welcomed past groups because they were legitimately "people loooking for work." But these people are ungrateful leeches and criminals. When TJ volunteers brinrg the caravan charity sandwiches, the caravan thugs say "sandwiches are for my dog. Where's the crane asada?"
2. The caravan gives Trump reason to close or tighten the border, and thousands of TJ people cross the border (legally) everyday for work. The closed border means these people lose a shit ton of legal money.

Posted by: wooga at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (n5VsB)

204
What's the over/under those aren't her kids?



It does look like they're trying to get away from the woman doesn't it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (TAmPV)

205 OT, sorta, from Insty: OTHER PEOPLE'S MONEY: Venezuelan Ex-Treasurer Admits He Took $1 Billion in Bribes.

Where did he end up?

Florida.

I guess he wanted to experience true racism, sexism, homophobia, and Islamophobia.

Surprisingly, no one flees TO Venezuela.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (dBiBP)

206 >>I bet they all have iPhones



That came out last week - that DHS was using informants from within the caravan and monitoring caravanners' communications via WhatsApp.
I assume this includes caravan organizers...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (W+vEI)

207 The responsibility for the deaths and injuries of those we nuked in WWII is ultimately on those leaders who attacked us at Pearl Harbor. Similarly, anything that happens to these invaders is ultimately on those billionaires and Lefty agit-prop groups (including the MFM) funding and organizing this month's Commie-manufactured shitshow.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (a4qY7)

208 198: I don't care.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (U7k5w)

209 I want to know what moron lobbed or fired a tear gas canister into an area that looks pretty damn 'migrants' free.

Those things cost money ya know!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (37IEG)

210 200 I want the 2019 NFL combines to take place down there under these conditions. I'd pay to watch a week of that.
Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (nBito)

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"The United States government must do something about this poverty!"

"It's another country. Why don't you donate half of your salary to help build some infrastructure and jobs?"

"Nope. Not doing that. I'll just tweet about it for a few minutes. It's pretty much the same thing."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (oh/Sd)

211 The US is the only country in the world that is not allowed to have a sane foreign policy, immigration/border policy, trade policy or domestic economic policy, or to act in its national interests.

And, our Intellectual Betters(tm) and Free Press(c) all agree with this.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (Kge8X)

212 What is there to care about? Just a bunch of slimy, dishonest people trying to pull a con. I guess one could feel sorry for the kids who are being exploited like this, but that can be done at a distance after they're sent back to Honduras with their mother.

Remember the woman in Ferguson who had her business destroyed? She started a gofundme. If this woman has had a similar problem, some tortilla tragedy, she can do the same, from Honduras, and recover that way.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

213 Crane asade would be tasty.

Posted by: wooga at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (n5VsB)

214 What's the over/under those aren't her kids?
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

Kid rental is a big business in the human smuggling business south of the border. Under the last regime it guaranteed catch and release. The illegals would get where they were going and send the kids back to Mexico.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (All my hate cannot be found) at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (XJktg)

215 2. The caravan gives Trump reason to close or tighten the border, and thousands of TJ people cross the border (legally) everyday for work. The closed border means these people lose a shit ton of legal money.
Posted by: wooga at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (n5VsB)


This is their vulnerable point, the one to hammer on.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (dBiBP)

216 183 When I was in the Philippines, it was EXTREMELY common to see a mom with a kid sitting on her forearm slide her forearm
to the kid's knees (kid's butt is now hanging in the breeze, far from mom), and for the kid to pee/poop from this position on mom's arm.


I have also seen where Philippino mothers put their children's food in their own mouth, chew it and then spit it into the mouths of their children. Yeah, diversity!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (H7LIz)

217 D-Lamp something something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (AzW6q)

218 Is it hard to shoot women and children? No; just don't lead 'em that much.

Posted by: jay hoenemeyer at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (3GR94)

219 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?

Democrat voters!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (NF2Bf)

220 I assumed her mom had taken her clothes in to wash them but I could be wrong. They had a beat up old van she was next to.
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Advertising/Marketing. That is how it is done.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (MIKMs)

221 117 92 I've been tear gassed.

If you don't have fluids and snot coming out of your face-holes, it's not tear gas.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 01:42 PM (xfb67)


The Chamber. Camp Lejeune. Good times.

Pepper spray (oleoresin capsicum). Coast Guard Boarding Officer School (three times). Even better times.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:46 PM



Yakima Firing Center...didn't have a chamber so they put us down range nd threw these clay CS bursting things at us. One got too close and a chunk of it hit my finger. Stung like hell but ignored it until after the exercise.
As I was putting my mask away, I looked at my finger. Small cut with a ring of white powder around it. Put it in my mouth to clean it off.
Dumb.
Really dumb!


Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (0tfLf)

222 >>It does look like they're trying to get away from the woman doesn't it?



Recall a few months ago there was an illegal immigrant girl with Downs, who was in a car accident with her mom, used by the open borders activists to claim US was cruel --- and then it turned out she was *not* with her mom, but a trafficker.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (W+vEI)

223 215 2. The caravan gives Trump reason to close or tighten the border, and thousands of TJ people cross the border (legally) everyday for work. The closed border means these people lose a shit ton of legal money.
Posted by: wooga at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (n5VsB)

This is their vulnerable point, the one to hammer on.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (dBiBP)

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I do feel sorry for those Tijuanans.

I hope they pressure their local governments to do what they can to get rid of the caravan as quickly as possible.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (oh/Sd)

224 197 "I wonder if there's a market out there for middle-aged THOTs.

Posted by: kallisto, contemplating her options at November 26, 2018 01:51 PM (DJFLF) "

Bridget Phetasy, a supposedly 'conservative' super smart Twitter thinker, isn't quite middle aged yet but she's looking pretty rough. She posted her boobs yesterday to show those incels who's boss!

(BTW, this totes hard news journalist has a Patreon where the $100 tier is called "Kings" and gets access to poorly lit art house nude pics of Miss Phetasy. I hope Jim Acosta doesn't start getting ideas...)
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (oZ6kz)

I've had my suspicions that the younger political consultants and analysist babes and recent e-celebs whore themselves out. 1000's of dollars to fuck is a lot of money to say no to.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 01:56 PM (nBito)

225 When I lived in Italy it was a big scam for the gypsies to pull this shit. Use their kids for every scam, pose for pictures, etc. while they robbed you blind. I used to see it 20 times a day. The carabinieri would chase them away, but they always came back.
These people are pikers compared to the gypsies.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

226 I have also seen where Philippino mothers put their
children's food in their own mouth, chew it and then spit it into the
mouths of their children. Yeah, diversity!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (H7LIz)


You know who else did that? Idiot actress Alicia Silverstone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

227 Everything free in America!

Posted by: illegal caravan theater troupe at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (orK+8)

228 190 And how about deputy dowg from Selma? He sure prosecuted the illegal enabler and employers and made the country safe from sanctuary cities? Fuck Sessions

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (U7k5w)

229 If this woman has had a similar problem, some tortilla tragedy,


I saw Tortilla Tragedy open for Los Lobos at the Pontiac Grille in 1996.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (DJFLF)

230 225 When I lived in Italy it was a big scam for the gypsies to pull this shit. Use their kids for every scam, pose for pictures, etc. while they robbed you blind. I used to see it 20 times a day. The carabinieri would chase them away, but they always came back.
These people are pikers compared to the gypsies.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

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Italians really do hate Romanians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)

231 I agree this was staged, but I'm not seeing the "they don't look like her" argument unless there are more pictures. One kid's face isn't even visible.
Posted by: Who is broseidon



Pic on Fb of a guy with his hand on the back of a kid's head, like he has a handful of hair, pushing the kid towards the border.

Poster asks, "does this look like what a parent or a smuggler would do?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (uDclo)

232 @211

That's because our immigration law is essentially a poem that's resides in an alcove at the statue of liberty.


We ain't voting our way out of our predicament, OBVIOUSLY.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 01:58 PM (qxq6t)

233 188 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to "illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?
________________

Lifelong welfare recipients.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 01:58 PM (fqUgw)

234 Could those kids borrow some tortillas from the innocent tortilla vendor and kind of knit together some tortilla pants for themselves?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 26, 2018 01:58 PM (4YAXc)

235 Italians really do hate Romanians.

Can you really blame them after that whole lettuce fiasco?

Posted by: Alexandra Ocassio-Cortes at November 26, 2018 01:59 PM (H7LIz)

236 211 written by a marx loving bitch

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 01:59 PM (U7k5w)

237 234 Could those kids borrow some tortillas from the innocent tortilla vendor and kind of knit together some tortilla pants for themselves?

LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at November 26, 2018 01:59 PM (O2RFr)

238 "Italians really do hate Romanians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)"
Because they are worthy of that hate, and prove it almost every day. They are the original Lowlifes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:59 PM (VpIIl)

239 isn't quite middle aged yet but she's looking pretty rough.


Guess I'll have to photograph my bewbs through a filter then.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

240
"The United States government must do something about this poverty!"

"It's another country. Why don't you donate half of your salary to help build some infrastructure and jobs?"

"Nope. Not doing that. I'll just tweet about it for a few minutes. It's pretty much the same thing."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (oh/Sd)


A young black friend of mine - liberal, but well-educated, intelligent, and well off - said we should help the poor.

I agreed. "We can tax black neighborhoods and send the money to Africa. After all, American blacks have so much, and African blacks so little."

He looked stunned. "Ah, so you were thinking that American blacks would be the recipients of the cash, not the source, weren't you?"

"Hmmm. I see your point."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (Ry8mf)

241
I have also seen where Philippino mothers put their children's food in their own mouth, chew it and then spit it into the mouths of their children. Yeah, diversity!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (H7LIz)


Maybe she identified as a California Condor

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (TAmPV)

242 Ah, "migrants"...So we've gone from "wetbacks" to "aliens" to
"illegals" to "undocumented" to "migrants". What's gonna be next?


Romaine lettuce vendors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (ptqGC)

243 This reminds me of Vietnam and that famous picture of Nixon using napalm on that little girl running down the street toward America.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (4YAXc)

244 NASA TV coverage of the InSight landing has started.

https://www.nasa.gov/multimedia/nasatv/index.html#public

Posted by: rickl at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (xjiRE)

245 236 211 written by a marx loving bitch
Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 01:59 PM (U7k5w)

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Have you ever read the Communist Manifesto?

Never before have I read a more well spoken collection of nonsense, rage, greed, and hand waving than that miserable assortment of words.

To think that it actually inspired, and continues to inspire, millions of people in some way to this day is depressing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (oh/Sd)

246 230 225 When I lived in Italy it was a big scam for the gypsies to pull this shit. Use their kids for every scam, pose for pictures, etc. while they robbed you blind. I used to see it 20 times a day. The carabinieri would chase them away, but they always came back.
These people are pikers compared to the gypsies.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

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Italians really do hate Romanians.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM



Same with the Turks. I lived in Sinop. The merchants would come out with brooms and chase the gypsie kids away.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (0tfLf)

247 Solomon Grundy, "All I want is some pants!"

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (AgRBF)

248 Nice surveillance footage linked over at Insty, of a bear opening the door to the Truckee CHP office ant walking in to look over the soda pop supply

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 26, 2018 02:01 PM (Z216Q)

249 Wetbacks-aliens-illegals-migrants-future citizens
Everybody else in the world are just Undocumented Americans

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 02:01 PM (BXMxN)

250 Italian gypsies aren't always Romanians though. The gypsies were there long before the Romanian invasion.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

251 If you figure out a way to make life difficult for Mexicans that live in Mexico until they figure this out, you'd fix this problem ASAP.

I don't know why on Earth Trump didn't use immigration as a bargaining chip for the "new" NAFTA.

I would give their exports carte blanche if they just stopped the flow of illegals, I care far more about this than Fords being made in MExico.

Posted by: Blago at November 26, 2018 02:01 PM (UfkIY)

252 First, they came for the tortilla-wrappers but I was a taco-stuffer so I said nothing.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 26, 2018 02:01 PM (Evws/)

253 240
He looked stunned. "Ah, so you were thinking that American blacks would be the recipients of the cash, not the source, weren't you?"

"Hmmm. I see your point."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (Ry8mf)

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"Well, we can start by stopping all welfare to the black community and then figuring out a baseline for what kind of support they need. We'll need at least 2 or 3 years of observation to understand it."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)

254 @155
But, it does raise the question: Should public defenders offices be held accountable for frivolous lawsuits like this?
---------------------

The problem with holding a government office "accountable" is that it's not really their own money that's involved. It's the taxpayers' money. They don't really care.

The only way to really deal with this is to clue the taxpayers in to just how wasteful their local government is being with their own money, and hope that there are changes on election day.

Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (FWunY)

255 D-Lamp something something.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 01:55 PM (AzW6q)


No shit man, no shit.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (9Om/r)

256 Hire her as your nanny

Posted by: Regular joe at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (cZlKA)

257 230 225 When I lived in Italy it was a big scam for the gypsies to pull this shit. Use their kids for every scam, pose for pictures, etc. while they robbed you blind. I used to see it 20 times a day. The carabinieri would chase them away, but they always came back.
These people are pikers compared to the gypsies.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

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Italians really do hate Romanians.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (oh/Sd)

There was this Italian car commercial that was pretty funny. Guy looks over and sees a hot Italinan woman in a red dress. She yells at him, flirts with him, they kiss in the end. Turns out all this time it was some new red Fiat he was 'attracted' to.

The actress was Romanian, not Italian (I couldn't tell) and it caused a huge shit storm in Italy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (bcbK8)

258 The Media Prints Only One Picture
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And this is why I don't care whether the Saudi's cut up that journalist or if someone else gave him his comeuppance.

Posted by: Methos at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (kOpft)

259 If I could raise some quick cash with pics of my laigs and my booteh I don't see the harm, wtf.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (DJFLF)

260 People regurgitating food into their child's' mouth, defecating and urinating in the streets, rioting, etc.= yet they can't figure out why they live in shithole.
\
Yep, this is exactly what our communities need more of.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

261 250 Italian gypsies aren't always Romanians though. The gypsies were there long before the Romanian invasion.
Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:01 PM (DJFLF)

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The single most racist thing I've ever heard came from an Italian's mouth and was about Romanians.

("Racist" may be inexact, but I think you get my meaning.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (oh/Sd)

262 The Philippines is a third world $hithole. Lived there for almost a year at Subic in the 1980s. Most people on here would not believe what goes on there.

I'd love to have a scared straight program where we shuttle "poor" people from America, over to the Philippines to see how the poor live over there.

Poor people here have plenty of food, clothes, TVs, cars, a place to live, air conditioning, etc.

Poor people there have one set of clothing that might need to be surgically removed from parts of their body. They are missing body parts. They have to follow food trucks to pick up scraps so they can eat. They have to fight feral dogs for those scraps.

When I was there, there were Marxist revolutionaries living in the mountains who were actually running around with flintlock rifles.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (9qZ3S)

263 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (bcbK


She *was* hot though.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

264 Recall a few months ago there was an illegal immigrant girl with Downs, who was in a car accident with her mom, used by the open borders activists to claim US was cruel --- and then it turned out she was *not* with her mom, but a trafficker.
____________________

Congress has known for years now that the Flores consent decree has been incentivizing illegal aliens to bring kids (their own or somebody else's, it really doesn't matter) across the border so they can get released quicker.

ICE reported just last month that it had detained, in just one sector, hundreds of Guatemalan illegal aliens with kids who were not their own, with phony birth certificates, school records, and other fictionalized "official" documents on them. This is a well-organized racket that has been going on for years, and congress not only knows that U.S. laws are being abused, but that innocent kids from south of the border are being abused, and yet they refuse to change the law to stop this bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (fqUgw)

265 254
The problem with holding a government office "accountable" is that it's not really their own money that's involved. It's the taxpayers' money. They don't really care.

The only way to really deal with this is to clue the taxpayers in to just how wasteful their local government is being with their own money, and hope that there are changes on election day.
Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (FWunY)

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Make the lawyers involved personally liable for lawsuits considered frivolous.

I don't think that would take a rule change, but actual legislation, but it would potentially do some good tax money wise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (oh/Sd)

266 "Well, we can start by stopping all welfare to the black community and then figuring out a baseline for what kind of support they need. We'll need at least 2 or 3 years of observation to understand it."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (oh/Sd)


End cash payments. Hand out chow. Having to queue up for an hour or two to get your free food - nothing fancy there, either, just rice, beans, etc. - would make finding work much more attractive.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (EYsyU)

267 What are the odds that the Clinton Foundation or the UN will splurge and buy those kids some shoes?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (/qEW2)

268 So i assume this photographer was wearing a gas mask...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (AURKQ)

269 The instant that physical property was damaged or the first rock flew, the status of these "migrants" changed.

NOW they're rioters,subject to whatever retaliatory action deemed suitable.

By either BP or Mexican authorities.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (S/hVx)

270 263 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:02 PM (bcbK


She *was* hot though.
Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (DJFLF)

Scorching. Long, wavy black hair, dusky skin, flashing eyes, flawless figure with hip and rack.

Car wasn't bad either.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK8)

271 266 End cash payments. Hand out chow. Having to queue up for an hour or two to get your free food - nothing fancy there, either, just rice, beans, etc. - would make finding work much more attractive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (EYsyU)

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Lentils and bottled water.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (oh/Sd)

272 you know, I get the feeling that the left is not really fair or interested in anything other than name calling.

Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (7J5t2)

273 ("Racist" may be inexact, but I think you get my meaning.)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (oh/Sd)


There was a time when the SJWs of Italy accused Lega Nord and separatists of "razzisma" due to them wanting to liberate themselves from Southern Italy.

I don't know wtf they're thinking now that they're having to deal with a muzzie invasion.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (DJFLF)

274 Oh no, they are definitely not always Romanians. But they are all cut from the same shitty, lowlife cloth.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (VpIIl)

275 To think that it actually inspired, and continues to inspire, millions of people in some way to this day is depressing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November

Read it a few years ago. Don't know why, but I was expecting a lot more meat.

It's absolutely asinine.

Posted by: Vanya, feeling weird and retro at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (7PLM4)

276 End cash payments. Hand out chow. Having to queue up for an hour or two to get your free food - nothing fancy there, either, just rice, beans, etc. - would make finding work much more attractive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (EYsyU)

It's what they used to do back in the day. Hence "government cheese."

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

277 Make the lawyers involved personally liable for lawsuits considered frivolous.

I don't think that would take a rule change, but actual legislation, but it would potentially do some good tax money wise.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:04 PM (oh/Sd)

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I don't know if it's true these days, but back when my parents lived in England, the lawyer who lost had to pay the legal fees, in all cases. I like that idea.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (AzW6q)

278 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK



She fooled me due to her speaking perfect Italian with no discernible accent.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (DJFLF)

279 Don't young girls often lose bladder control due to sexual abuse? Possibly reason for the diapers?

Posted by: Ever at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (1Zh0U)

280 262 The Philippines is a third world $hithole. Lived there for almost a year at Subic in the 1980s. Most people on here would not believe what goes on there.

I'd love to have a scared straight program where we shuttle "poor" people from America, over to the Philippines to see how the poor live over there.

Poor people here have plenty of food, clothes, TVs, cars, a place to live, air conditioning, etc.

Poor people there have one set of clothing that might need to be surgically removed from parts of their body. They are missing body parts. They have to follow food trucks to pick up scraps so they can eat. They have to fight feral dogs for those scraps.

When I was there, there were Marxist revolutionaries living in the mountains who were actually running around with flintlock rifles.
Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (9qZ3S)

One of my friends has married Filapina TWICE. And, yeah, the US is like the Promised Land compared to the Philippines.

'Third World country' is not being cruel, it's being accurate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (bcbK8)

281 Screw the damned lying MSM!

These are INVADERS.

There is no Constitutional right for immigration into the US.

Invasion forces need to be met with military force. You start shooting these invading scum who think they have a right to free everything - paid for by force of government taxation on me, my children, and other hard-working LEGAL American citizens - and maybe all these scumbag thugs and freeloaders will stop their attempted invasion.

And to all the leftist asshat SJWs...if America is such a horrible, racist, economically unfair place that needs more 'diversity' - why in the hell are all these 'diverse' people so strenuously trying to get out of their non-American cultures to come here?

The next group of third world invading thugs who try to rush the border need to be met with machine gun fire. STOP THE INVASION! BUILD THE WALL!

Posted by: Pete at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (1H4IE)

282 Scorching. Long, wavy black hair, dusky skin, flashing eyes, flawless figure with hip and rack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK

This is bullshit.


Part of the social compact around here is that comments such as this require photos.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (wYseH)

283 Shoes? You want to buy her shoes? How about pants?

Wait, is this a picture from playa-del-shithole?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (37IEG)

284 The media is propaganda, Pravda was less biased and more truth based. Fuck the media.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (0OmEj)

285 275
Read it a few years ago. Don't know why, but I was expecting a lot more meat.

It's absolutely asinine.
Posted by: Vanya, feeling weird and retro at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (7PLM4)

============

The meat is in the unreadable (even by dedicated Marxists) Das Kapital.

I still can't get over the logic of Revolution will then instantly turn into worker's paradise.

Anyone who reads that chapter and comes away impressed is a dolt of the highest order.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (oh/Sd)

286 In general, Romanian chicks are super hot. It's the mix of Latin and Slavic, I think.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:08 PM (AzW6q)

287 282 Scorching. Long, wavy black hair, dusky skin, flashing eyes, flawless figure with hip and rack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK

This is bullshit.


Part of the social compact around here is that comments such as this require photos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (wYseH)

=============

I vote this as a barrel worth offense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:08 PM (oh/Sd)

288 Remember a few years ago when Mexico locked up for 214 days a former U.S. Marine for accidentally crossing the Mexico border?

Look at all of those people intentionally violating Mexico's borders. Why aren't they in jail.

(By the way, private citizen Donald Trump was the one who assisted Marine Sgt. Andrew Tahmooressi during his incarceration and helped secure his freedom.)

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 02:08 PM (H7LIz)

289 278 Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK

She fooled me due to her speaking perfect Italian with no discernible accent.
Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (DJFLF)

I've known a couple Romanians girls (not Rom), and they are absurdly proud of being 'romans' and 'not like the other Eastern Europeans'. I mostly just nod and smile because...the two I know are kinda hot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:08 PM (bcbK8)

290 This almost has a It's A Wonderful Life sort of vibe.

With the Republican majority in the Senate, everyone's favourite Failifornia Senator, KamelToe Harass, will lose her seat on the Senate Judiciary Committee since she's the most junior Dim.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:09 PM (AgRBF)

291 There was a Romanian chick that was hitting on guys in the apartment building I lived in. She was posing as an Italian and was trying to scam guys so she could rob them. Friendly enough, but I knew right away she wan't Italian. One day the landlady, this older Italian woman, chased her away with a kitchen knife. It was like a movie.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 02:09 PM (VpIIl)

292 290 This almost has a It's A Wonderful Life sort of vibe.

With the Republican majority in the Senate, everyone's favourite Failifornia Senator, KamelToe Harass, will lose her seat on the Senate Judiciary Committee since she's the most junior Dim.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:09 PM (AgRBF)

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I hope it happens.

I wish we had won more, though, so we could have kicked of Spartacus too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:09 PM (oh/Sd)

293 Does anyone remember in the movie Titanic where the cad --played by Billy Zane--got on a rowboat AFTER grabbing some doomed woman's child?

That's what these migrants do.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (NFEMn)

294 Where are the car seats and bike helmets?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (bim/x)

295 Scorching. Long, wavy black hair, dusky skin, flashing eyes, flawless figure with hip and rack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

This is bullshit.


Part of the social compact around here is that comments such as this require photos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo



Mark Andrew Edwards to the barrel for gross violations of community standards for failing to attach pictures.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (uDclo)

296 Poor people there have one set of clothing that might need to be surgically removed from parts of their body. They are missing body parts. They have to follow food trucks to pick up scraps so they can eat. They have to fight feral dogs for those scraps.

When I was there, there were Marxist revolutionaries living in the mountains who were actually running around with flintlock rifles.
Posted by: bonhomme at November

...

I was asked by Indonesians if we have poor people in America. I always had to answer no.

The "poor" in the US live in more square footage than the middle class of Europe; have not only indoor plumbing with potable water but also heating and air conditioning; multiple televisions and on average more than one car.

It's pretty hard to define poor but I think one of the standards ought to be legitimate possibility of starving to death.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (zd4fg)

297 "Human Trafficking Mamacita"

The tires on the stroller look brand new.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (LL1Be)

298 287 282 Scorching. Long, wavy black hair, dusky skin, flashing eyes, flawless figure with hip and rack.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:05 PM (bcbK

This is bullshit.


Part of the social compact around here is that comments such as this require photos.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 26, 2018 02:07 PM (wYseH)

=============

I vote this as a barrel worth offense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:08 PM (oh/Sd)

Ask and you shall receive. I was wrong about the dress color. It was black with red trim.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=1HEbanBMzyk

remove space

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (bcbK8)

299 Poor people here have plenty of food, clothes, TVs, cars, a place to live, air conditioning, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (9qZ3S)


To the outrage of liberals, I've maintained that there ARE no poor people in America. None. My criterion: if you have adequate food, clothing, and shelter, you are NOT poor. I've traveled extensively in the Third World, where there are people who are genuinely in poverty.

But if you have a color TV, cable, a microwave, a cell phone, designer sneaks, etc. you are NOT poor.

(As an aside, Europe is full of people who are "poor" by American standards, living in cramped dingy apartments (e.g., "council flats"), unable to afford a car, more or less living hand to mouth. Few Americans grasp this.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (jyVW0)

300 I think Catrinel Menghia was the Fiat lady:

https://tinyurl.com/y7fkykk8

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (AzW6q)

301 293 Does anyone remember in the movie Titanic where the cad --played by Billy Zane--got on a rowboat AFTER grabbing some doomed woman's child?

That's what these migrants do.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (NFEMn)

===========

Just re-watched that a couple of weeks ago.

Yeah, he's scummy, cartoonishly so and probably the weakest part of the movie.

But hot damn, if that movie is not a masterclass in storytelling mechanics (especially structure) and tension.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (oh/Sd)

302 One day the landlady, this older Italian woman, chased her away with a kitchen knife


===

For posing as an Italian?

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (vFd8X)

303 This is *types deletes* territory for me so I'm just gonna stay the eff out of it.

Posted by: BifBewalksi at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (td8Ta)

304 Nikki Haley: Look at those pictures! REGIME CHANGE IN SYRIA NOW!

Staff: um, this was the US/Mexico border, Amb. Haley.

Nikki: Is that close to Syria?

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (ismre)

305 Fiat commercial with Romanian woman:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTr8WGcmKH0

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (DJFLF)

306 293 Does anyone remember in the movie Titanic where the cad --played by Billy Zane--got on a rowboat AFTER grabbing some doomed woman's child?

That's what these migrants do.
Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (NFEMn)

Actually he was something of a victim in the story. His fiance' runs off to fuck some rando from steerage when he's trying to provide her a better life? I'd be a bit out of sorts too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

307 The media is propaganda, Pravda was less biased and more truth based

And at least we had literal and figurative guns to our heads.

Posted by: Pravda journalists at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (NF2Bf)

308 299 To the outrage of liberals, I've maintained that there ARE no poor people in America. None. My criterion: if you have adequate food, clothing, and shelter, you are NOT poor. I've traveled extensively in the Third World, where there are people who are genuinely in poverty.

But if you have a color TV, cable, a microwave, a cell phone, designer sneaks, etc. you are NOT poor.

(As an aside, Europe is full of people who are "poor" by American standards, living in cramped dingy apartments (e.g., "council flats"), unable to afford a car, more or less living hand to mouth. Few Americans grasp this.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:10 PM (jyVW0)

============

Poverty in America is measured by percentage below median income.

No matter how wealthy the both 10% of the country becomes in real terms, the federal government will still classify them as living in poverty.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (oh/Sd)

309 Rose was a ho.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (NWiLs)

310 @250 Italian gypsies aren't always Romanians though. The gypsies were there long before the Romanian invasion.
----------------

Yeah. Roma and Romanian are two entirely different groups.

And it doesn't help that -

1.) Romanian has a lot of Roma, and
2.) Romania is one of the poorest and most populous of the Eastern European countries.

Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (FWunY)

311 @300: Barely, just barely SFW, BTW...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (AzW6q)

312 I don't know if it's true these days, but back when my parents lived in England, the lawyer who lost had to pay the legal fees, in all cases. I like that idea.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:06 PM (AzW6q)

------------------

Loser pays laws would stop 90% of the suits that are filed because they know many of these suits will at least offer "cost of defense" to settle them and make them go away.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 02:13 PM (ffYR/)

313 All staged.

Just like Every Single Photograph From "Palestine" and Gaza For The Last 50 Uears.

Posted by: Sharkman at November 26, 2018 02:13 PM (Kge8X)

314 "For posing as an Italian?

Posted by: runner at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (vFd8X)"
For being an "imbroglione", and being a Romanian gypsy posing as an Italian.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 02:13 PM (VpIIl)

315 When in Rome be as the Roma.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 02:13 PM (aKsyK)

316 PDT and the new president of Mexico will work something out. - assuming he can keep them in Mexico _judges you know.

USA is Mexico's largest trading partner iirc and this is PDT's forte. One of J.J.'s links says Mexico is sending 500 back south right now.

The watermelons keep pushing but PDT is tough and their rotting before Trump folds is a high probability.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (c80mr)

317 Ask and you shall receive. I was wrong about the dress color. It was black with red trim.

https://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=1HEbanBMzyk

remove space
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


That version didn't have her drop some of the coffee foam down between her bewbs.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (uDclo)

318 There was a Romanian chick that was hitting on guys in the apartment building I lived in. She was posing as an Italian and was trying to scam guys so she could rob them. Friendly enough, but I knew right away she wan't Italian. One day the landlady, this older Italian woman, chased her away with a kitchen knife. It was like a movie.

Why did she have to be Italian?

Doesn't this scam work just as well if the hot chick is just a hot chick?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (9qZ3S)

319 That picture was actually taken at a mall on Black Friday in Houston, TX

Posted by: brak at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (VckGX)

320 Poverty in America is measured by percentage below median income.

No matter how wealthy the both 10% of the country becomes in real terms, the federal government will still classify them as living in poverty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (oh/Sd)


Yep. It's like "educators" trying to "help" the kids who are "below average."

Hey, geniuses, somebody is ALWAYS below average, unless of course you're using Communist Core math.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (EYsyU)

321 Yeah. Roma and Romanian are two entirely different groups.

And it doesn't help that -

1.) Romanian has a lot of Roma, and
2.) Romania is one of the poorest and most populous of the Eastern European countries.


Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM

*******

Good tomatoes though.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (0tfLf)

322 I'm old enough to remember when liberals all cheered Janet Reno sending Elian Gonzalez back to the island paradise of Cuba.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (ptqGC)

323 1.) Romanian has a lot of Roma, and

2.) Romania is one of the poorest and most populous of the Eastern European countries.



Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (FWunY)


When my cousins came from Italy I was puzzled because they kept talking about the gypsies like they were scared of them. My family's from the mountains, I just didn't get it.

The first time I saw the mountain gypsies, they were *nothing* like the gypsies I'd seen on the streets of Philly or even Rome. They were tall and statuesque, dressed in folkloric costume, The women had bodies like Barbie dolls. And no, I didn't take pics.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (DJFLF)

324 When I lived in Italy it was a big scam for the gypsies to pull this
shit. Use their kids for every scam, pose for pictures, etc. while they
robbed you blind. I used to see it 20 times a day. The carabinieri would
chase them away, but they always came back.

These people are pikers compared to the gypsies.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 01:57 PM (VpIIl)




The gypsy crap over there is epic. There was a woman begging at the vatican, and she just wouldn't leave us alone. We didn't have any euros on us because it was our first day there. Somebody in the group tried to give her American money and she refused, euros only. Really??? She kept pestering my brother, who finally said look "I don't have any euros, and you won't take american money, how about you bend over and I'll swipe my credit card between your ass cheeks".
BTW, You know who got offended at that comment??? The ass sucking NYC leftist bitch that was on the tour. Fuck this planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (9Om/r)

325 isn't quite middle aged yet but she's looking pretty rough.


Guess I'll have to photograph my bewbs through a filter then.


Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:00 PM (DJFLF)

*volunteers to be a filter, of a sort...*

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (8D42x)

326 "Bridget Phetasy, a supposedly 'conservative' super smart Twitter thinker, isn't quite middle aged yet but she's looking pretty rough. She posted her boobs yesterday to show those incels who's boss!"


Not surpsingly, "The Expert" is a big fan of hers. She does have a cute pooper.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (OD2ni)

327 Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (uDclo)


I posted the coffee foam version.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:16 PM (DJFLF)

328 @305


I bet she smells good.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 02:16 PM (qxq6t)

329 "Why did she have to be Italian?



Doesn't this scam work just as well if the hot chick is just a hot chick?

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (9qZ3S)"
You've never lived in Italy, have you.
It was all part of the scam, and nobody who was even remotely Italian or of Italian heritage would hook up with a gypsy.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 02:17 PM (VpIIl)

330 *volunteers to be a filter, of a sort...*

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (8D42x)


I do need a photographer. Think I'll volunteer my crazy cousin for the assignment.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:17 PM (DJFLF)

331 No matter how wealthy the both 10% of the country becomes in real terms, the federal government will still classify them as living in poverty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:12 PM (oh/Sd)


The bottom 10% in Malibu or Beverly Hills probably make $1 million/yr.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:17 PM (EYsyU)

332 The gypsy crap over there is epic. There was a woman begging at the vatican, and she just wouldn't leave us alone. We didn't have any euros on us because it was our first day there. Somebody in the group tried to give her American money and she refused, euros only. Really??? She kept pestering my brother, who finally said look "I don't have any euros, and you won't take american money, how about you bend over and I'll swipe my credit card between your ass cheeks".
BTW, You know who got offended at that comment??? The ass sucking NYC leftist bitch that was on the tour. Fuck this planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (9Om/r)

Nah, fuck the NYC leftists bitch. She doesn't get to inherit this earth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (bcbK8)

333 Media now showing a picture of a bleeding child hit in the head with a rubber bullet. If shooting children in the head with rubber bullets is the right think to do no problem. If its not big problem. the pictures shown above are not fake news. if the mother is being paid by soros as you claim why don't the kids have shoes?On the liberal blogs they are talking about only voting for candidates who will deal with the "conservative question."

Posted by: ramondo at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (nEseh)

334 But if you have a color TV, cable, a microwave, a cell phone, designer sneaks, etc. you are NOT poor.

(As an aside, Europe is full of people who are "poor" by American standards, living in cramped dingy apartments (e.g., "council flats"), unable to afford a car, more or less living hand to mouth. Few Americans grasp this.)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

...

Our helper in Indonesia lost two children to dysentery before we hired her. Both died about 24 hours after the onset of symptoms.

She herself was sent as a child to live with her grandparents (far from her parents whom she did not see again) because grandma could afford one egg a day. And the child was starving at home.

We asked how they knew she was starving and our helper was surprised that we didn't know the simple test.

Now, the test turned out to be a skin pinch which tested the elasticity of the skin. I think this is maybe more a test of dehydration but here's the point: do you live in a society that thinks there is a test to see if a child is starving?

No?

Then you do not have poverty.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (zd4fg)

335 I posted the coffee foam version.

Posted by: kallisto


:-)

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (uDclo)

336
It was all part of the scam, and nobody who was even remotely Italian or of Italian heritage would hook up with a gypsy.
Posted by: Marcus T


That sounds racist. Only America has racists.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (aKsyK)

337 The bottom 10% in Malibu or Beverly Hills probably make $1 million/yr.

Because the valets and maids can't afford to live in those cities.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (AgRBF)

338 She does have a cute pooper.

People are taking pictures of their rectums and posting it now?; Glad I don't do social media.

Oh, you mean cute rear end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (AllCR)

339 That picture was actually taken at a mall on Black Friday in Houston, TX
Posted by: brak at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (VckGX)

lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (dUJdY)

340 Those are not her biological kids.
look at them.

Posted by: Browdog at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (VfO1M)

341 BTW, You know who got offended at that comment??? The ass sucking NYC leftist bitch that was on the tour. Fuck this planet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2018 02:15 PM (9Om/r)

Nah, fuck the NYC leftists bitch. She doesn't get to inherit this earth.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:18



She didn't take American Express?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (0tfLf)

342 My favorite memory of gypsies in Italy was the old woman by the piazza of Santa Maria de Trastevere who had a little boom box CD player. She put on jaunty fun things and just bounced around on her feet with a big, toothless smile on her face.

Never gave her a euro, but it was endearing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (oh/Sd)

343 Hispanics receiving the teargasing that Americans won't receive.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (hLRSq)

344 gm to close five car factories. guess those man bun fucks on tv aint really buying their ophuckstick mandated shit. should have let them die.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (KP5rU)

345 Now, the test turned out to be a skin pinch which tested the elasticity of the skin. I think this is maybe more a test of dehydration but here's the point: do you live in a society that thinks there is a test to see if a child is starving?

No?

Then you do not have poverty.
Posted by: TexasDan


And yes. It's a dehydration test. Capillary refill.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (uDclo)

346 One: "Hot", "Crazy", "Criminal", "Roma", and "Romanian" aren't entirely disjoint sets. The Venn diagram for this one would create all kinds of headaches.

Two: Closing the border at San Ysidro hurts Mexico more than the US. It hurts both sides, but I think it puts more pressure on them than us.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:20 PM (8erNz)

347 That version didn't have her drop some of the coffee foam down between her bewbs.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (uDclo)

Damn, must be the 'censored' version then.

I recall that shot. It was hot.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:20 PM (bcbK8)

348 "swipe my credit card between..."

Don't ask where she takes the chip?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:20 PM (AgRBF)

349 Posted by: ramondo at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (nEseh)



are you applying to take pics of my THOT campaign? NO?



then bugger off, clown.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:20 PM (DJFLF)

350
Actually he was something of a victim in the story. His fiance' runs off to fuck some rando from steerage when he's trying to provide her a better life? I'd be a bit out of sorts too.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)

That's one way of looking at it.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (NFEMn)

351 News flash, ramando retardo: People can take their shoes off.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (AM1GF)

352 @296 The "poor" in the US live in more square footage than the middle class of Europe; have not only indoor plumbing with potable water but also heating and air conditioning; multiple televisions and on average more than one car.
----------------

laowhy86 is a YouTube video blogger who does videos about China (this has recently changed, and he and his co-blogger Serpentza will be doing videos in other places as well, due in large part to the obnoxiousness of the Chinese government). He was born in California, but his wife is native Chinese. There's a funny video that has her talking about things that seem odd to her about living in the US.

One of those things is drinking water out of the tap. NO ONE does that in China, because the water's not considered clean enough to do that safely.

Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (FWunY)

353

Dem Sen. Ben Cardin Says That Trump Is "Causing" Illegal Immigrants To Break The Law

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

354 Poverty in America is measured by percentage below median income.

No matter how wealthy the both 10% of the country becomes in real terms, the federal government will still classify them as living in poverty.


The SJWs have totally obfuscated "hunger" in America. When they talk about "hunger", they're including a huge category called "food insecurity". What's that, bonhomme, I hear you ask.

Well, "food insecurity" has two categories, the first is called "low food security" which is defined as: "reports of reduced quality, variety, or desirability of diet. Little or no indication of reduced food intake."

Got that? So if you have plenty of food, but are eating the same three or four meals frequently, you are "going hungry" or are living in "food insecurity".

Any of you who grew up in homes where Mom made you eat food you didn't really want because you didn't have a ton of money, but she reminded you that it was warm, nutritious, filling, and other people weren't as blessed as you? Well screw you Mom, according to the USDA you were actually going hungry.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (9qZ3S)

355 "That sounds racist. Only America has racists.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (aKsyK)"
Nah, I was hitting a Croatian chick and another one from Albania. Then there was this chick from Cyprus...

Posted by: Marcus T at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (VpIIl)

356 338 She does have a cute pooper.

People are taking pictures of their rectums and posting it now?; Glad I don't do social media.

Oh, you mean cute rear end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM


*******

Rectums?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)

357 Posted by: ramondo at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (nEseh)

The word you are looking for is "claimed" to have been shot in the head by a rubber bullet.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (hLRSq)

358 gm to close five car factories. guess those man bun fucks on tv aint really buying their ophuckstick mandated shit. should have let them die.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


When a GMC 1500 pickup costs $70,000, and it's for the consumer market and not the specialty business market, you've priced yourself out of the market.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (uDclo)

359 do you live in a society that thinks there is a test to see if a child is starving?



No?



Then you do not have poverty.


Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM

---

Here is another easy test. Do you live in a Country where parents sell young children to become sex workers?


No? Then you are not poor.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (JUOKG)

360 >>What are the odds that the Clinton Foundation or the UN will splurge and buy those kids some shoes?



Oh, they'll splurge on some of them...or the privilege to spend time with them, or pictures of them...

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (W+vEI)

361 344 gm to close five car factories. guess those man bun fucks on tv aint really buying their ophuckstick mandated shit. should have let them die.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM (KP5rU)

Agreed. GM cars are crap, all but the Chargers.

They have a fucking Silverado coming out that's a 4 CYLINDER. WTF???

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (bcbK8)

362 National Propoganda Radio was reporting that we launched tear gas at a peaceful protest.

Gad I hate that I am forced to subsidize those globalist oligarchs' tools.

Posted by: Smaug at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (XH/zt)

363 You want a Rorschach (and I'll look down and whisper no) test?

It's that picture.

Because what I see is someone who may or may not be that kid's mother hauling her kid into a dangerous situation with a nigh certainty of the kid being sex trafficked and then getting the obvious result when attempting to invade another country.

Other people see idefk OMG A MOOOOOMMMMYYYYYYYY HOW CAN YOU BE SO AWFUL!

Dude. This doesn't even twitch the needle on how awful I can be.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

364 She does have a cute pooper.

People are taking pictures of their rectums and posting it now?; Glad I don't do social media.

Oh, you mean cute rear end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM


*******

Rectums?
Posted by: Diogenes


Didn't drive um.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (uDclo)

365 Poopers?

Anyone seen Hope Solo?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (AgRBF)

366 356 338 She does have a cute pooper.

People are taking pictures of their rectums and posting it now?; Glad I don't do social media.

Oh, you mean cute rear end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM


*******

Rectums?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)

I never even 'met them'!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:23 PM (bcbK8)

367 Second look at "Small Pox Blankets"?

Maybe a rumor that the free water will turn you homo?

Refried beans loaded with saltpeter?



Posted by: nip at November 26, 2018 02:23 PM (DfGpI)

368 When a GMC 1500 pickup costs $70,000, and it's for
the consumer market and not the specialty business market, you've priced
yourself out of the market.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (uDclo)

Totally this.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2018 02:23 PM (9Om/r)

369 333
Media now showing a picture of a bleeding child hit in the head with a
rubber bullet. If shooting children in the head with rubber bullets is
the right think to do no problem. If its not big problem. the pictures
shown above are not fake news. if the mother is being paid by soros as
you claim why don't the kids have shoes?On the liberal blogs they are
talking about only voting for candidates who will deal with the
"conservative question."

Posted by: ramondo at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (nEseh)
Wow - where to begin Rabozo - for starters the kids don't have shoes for the same reason they didn't dress up as US Marines in Gladiator - because it doesn't fit the narrative they're telling with the photos.
If you're not smart enough to figure that out you probably should be quiet before someone else here really hands you your head.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 02:23 PM (37IEG)

370 dude, the charger is a fiat. built by fca.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (KP5rU)

371 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (mf5HN)

Props on the Watchmen quote.

I love how he's the hero of that story.

And how much the Left-wing loony author hates that everyone sees him as the hero.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (bcbK8)

372 Without regard to boob photos (WHICH I ENDORSE), the conservative media seems to attract an unbelievable number of disgraceful women. Somehow, they're even more disgraceful than the men of conservative media.

We need to get some 'ettes on the air and into print.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (AzW6q)

373 I have food insecurity a couple of times a day. Before each meal, in fact.

I'm a Survivor.

Posted by: t-bird at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (lK7fO)

374 "Oh, you mean cute rear end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke"


Yes. An image search showed Ms. Phetasy likes showing it off.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (OD2ni)

375 OMG its a three person invasion, stop the tanks, call off the AF.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (6VrXf)

376 No one WANTs to be locked in with AlextheChick... or do they?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (AgRBF)

377 342 My favorite memory of gypsies in Italy was the old woman by the piazza of Santa Maria de Trastevere who had a little boom box CD player. She put on jaunty fun things and just bounced around on her feet with a big, toothless smile on her face.

My daughter found an Irish harp player at the Arezzo 'antique market'. Bought his CD, it's great, I haven't been able to find much of an online presence for him to buy anything that might have followed.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (8erNz)

378 Now, the test turned out to be a skin pinch which tested the elasticity of the skin. I think this is maybe more a test of dehydration but here's the point: do you live in a society that thinks there is a test to see if a child is starving?

No?

Then you do not have poverty.
Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (zd4fg)


This.

We have an obesity problem. Where is the problem most acute? With the bottom socio-economic strata, by far.

Liberals bleat that that's because they can't afford gym memberships.

It is to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (Wd55D)

379
I'd love to have a scared straight program where we shuttle "poor" people from America, over to the Philippines to see how the poor live over there.

Poor people here have plenty of food, clothes, TVs, cars, a place to live, air conditioning, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 26, 2018 02:03 PM (9qZ3S)







No shit. Go drive by any public housing project in the US, the worse the better, and look for satellite dishes. The building looks like a Soviet Embassy annex during the bad old days of the Cold War.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (eXA4G)

380 I image searched Bridget Phetasy and she doesn't look all that rough to me.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (DJFLF)

381 @318
Why did she have to be Italian?

Doesn't this scam work just as well if the hot chick is just a hot chick?
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If you're a member of an ethnic group that's openly seen as full of cheats and cons, then yeah, you need to pass as a local. Just being a "hot chick" isn't enough.

Posted by: junior at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (FWunY)

382 Oh, you mean cute rear end?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke"





Yes. An image search showed Ms. Phetasy likes showing it off.


Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM

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And yes it is a very nice one.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (JUOKG)

383 378 This.

We have an obesity problem. Where is the problem most acute? With the bottom socio-economic strata, by far.

Liberals bleat that that's because they can't afford gym memberships.

It is to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (Wd55D)

============

Bread is a great thing to eat when you're eating once a day or so.

Much less so when you eat at least 3 times a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (oh/Sd)

384 376 No one WANTs to be locked in with AlextheChick... or do they?

376 go in, only one comes out...

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:26 PM (8erNz)

385 Bridget Phetasy though is a fake conservative.


So she can go EABOD

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (DJFLF)

386 "When a GMC 1500 pickup costs $70,000, and it's for
the consumer market and not the specialty business market, you've priced
yourself out of the market.

Posted by: rickb223"


That ubiquitous new "I love it" commercial is rage inducing. I want to punch both of those rich, entitled millenials.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (OD2ni)

387 >>Media now showing a picture of a bleeding child hit in the head with a
rubber bullet.



And we know that it was a rubber bullet not a rock thrown by the mob how?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (W+vEI)

388 They should remake Survivor, but have the "survivors" eat the guy who gets voted off.

Just a thought.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (AzW6q)

389 No shit. Go drive by any public housing project in the US, the worse the better, and look for satellite dishes. The building looks like a Soviet Embassy annex during the bad old days of the Cold War.

Can't recall who it was but some Brit author who'd lived through the Hitler War and the austerity thereafter noted 'bless their hearts, Americans think someone without a refrigerator is impoverished'. Or something to that effect.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (8erNz)

390 316--- PDT and the new president of Mexico will work something out......
Posted by: Braenyard at November 26, 2018 02:14 PM (c80mr)
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Maybe.
Lopez Obrador is a true leftist, a member of the international Castro-Ortega-Chavez-Morales group. (Can't remember the name of it.) Has been for years.

But actually being preezy and jetting around to Marxist conferences held at 5-star hotels are two different things.
We'll see.

One things for sure. Unless he wants to tank the Mexican economy deliberately, he can't afford the border being shut down. We hold the ace.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (Rxduq)

391 So, have the Vampire/Gypsy wars begun yet?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:28 PM (UnA8+)

392 They should remake Survivor, but have the "survivors" eat the guy who gets voted off.



Just a thought.



Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM

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Pretty sure Cannibal Bob would be all over that.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 02:28 PM (JUOKG)

393 390
One things for sure. Unless he wants to tank the Mexican economy deliberately, he can't afford the border being shut down. We hold the ace.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (Rxduq)

==============

Why has no one pursued the tax on remittances idea?

And now it's too late.

Ugh...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:28 PM (oh/Sd)

394 Dem Sen. Ben Cardin Says That Trump Is "Causing" Illegal Immigrants To Break The Law
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (aKsyK)

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The fact that they break the law everyday just by being here never even occurs to them. Did he actually use the term "illegal immigrants"? If so, he is outside of approved term, migrants.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 02:28 PM (ffYR/)

395
On the liberal blogs they are talking about only voting for candidates who will deal with the "conservative question."

Posted by: ramondo at November 26, 2018 02:18 PM (nEseh)






Rather like how some European folks about 70-80 years ago were talking about solutions to the "Jewish Question"? Something final?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 26, 2018 02:28 PM (eXA4G)

396 >>That ubiquitous new "I love it" commercial is rage inducing. I want to punch both of those rich, entitled millenials.


Yuuuuge home, no kids, and an inexplicable need for two giant trucks (to haul polo pony trailers?).

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)

397 >>392 They should remake Survivor, but have the "survivors" eat the guy who gets voted off.
Just a thought. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM

They should remake Survivor, but have the guy who gets voted off forced to eat himself in front of the survivors who voted him off.

Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

398 So she can go EABOD
Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (DJFLF)


Not since she was in college.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (wCmLp)

399 YO QUIERO TACO BELL!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (DJFLF)

400 Bread is a great thing to eat when you're eating once a day or so.

Much less so when you eat at least 3 times a day.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:25 PM (oh/Sd)



When you work like a 19th century farmhand there really isn't a problem.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

401 The SJWs have totally obfuscated "hunger" in America. When they talk about "hunger", they're including a huge category called "food insecurity". What's that, bonhomme, I hear you ask.

Hey, I was "food insecure" this morning, until the lovely Mrs Guevara asked me what I'd like for lunch.

Now I'm food secure. Until dinner time. Life is a bitch.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (dBiBP)

402 365 Poopers?

Anyone seen Hope Solo?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (AgRBF)

I did. Typical Disney Star Wars crap

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (7HtZB)

403 388 They should remake Survivor, but have the "survivors" eat the guy who gets voted off.

Just a thought.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

...

They could just have it on an island with cannibals, and surround the island with sharks. See who actually survives.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (zd4fg)

404 Posted by: Zod at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (Bdeb0)

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I like the way you think, Zod.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (AzW6q)

405 Why has no one pursued the tax on remittances idea?

Because I need a job.

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Future Lobbyist at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (8erNz)

406
They have a fucking Silverado coming out that's a 4 CYLINDER. WTF???



at some point, you have enough cylinders

Posted by: Obama at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (VckGX)

407 396 >>That ubiquitous new "I love it" commercial is rage inducing. I want to punch both of those rich, entitled millenials.


Yuuuuge home, no kids, and an inexplicable need for two giant trucks (to haul polo pony trailers?).
Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 02:29 PM (W+vEI)


why?
it's their money, they can do whatever the hell they want to with it.

i don't gaf.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (d7Ww2)

408 Survivor the Reboot will be shot on North Sentinel Island?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (AgRBF)

409
It does look like they're trying to get away from the woman doesn't it?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 26, 2018 01:54 PM (TAmPV)

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Why are these girls crying? Because some scary stranger lady is dragging them around in the sand and someone stole their shoes and pants?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (oGNNA)

410 mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure of mars.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (Pg+x7)

411 ramondo drive by! I can't tell if he's that gullible or if he thinks we're that gullible. ramondo, are you part of the invading mob?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 02:31 PM (/qEW2)

412 410 mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure of mars.

Oh just great.

Next thing I will be blamed for causing Climate Change on Mars.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 26, 2018 02:32 PM (boNFp)

413 They have a fucking Silverado coming out that's a 4 CYLINDER. WTF??

Fifty buck oil and a four-cylinder 6000lb truck.

Well, the good news is that GM's built 500K a year of the last two or three generations back to the '90s. And they're all eminently maintainable.

Posted by: Paul Ryan, Future Lobbyist at November 26, 2018 02:32 PM (8erNz)

414 They have a fucking Silverado coming out that's a 4 CYLINDER. WTF???

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That's not a Silverado. Bronzerado at best

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2018 02:32 PM (7HtZB)

415 387 >>Media now showing a picture of a bleeding child hit in the head with a
rubber bullet.



And we know that it was a rubber bullet not a rock thrown by the mob how?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at November

...

Are these the same rubber bullets that normal people shove in their ears for sound protection?

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:32 PM (zd4fg)

416 Too late, some NASA twit talked to Gizmodo and was blathering SJW agitprop about how to 'decolonize' Mars...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (AgRBF)

417 Doctored photo.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (p0nVR)

418 >>why?
it's their money, they can do whatever the hell they want to with it.

i don't gaf.




Of course they can. Just sorta weird they've made an ad that appears to more suited to the 'give your wife a Lexus' set.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (W+vEI)

419 Can't recall who it was but some Brit author who'd lived through the Hitler War and the austerity thereafter noted 'bless their hearts, Americans think someone without a refrigerator is impoverished'. Or something to that effect.
Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:27 PM (8erNz)

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"The United States is the only Country I have ever seen where those that are considered poor are fat".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (ffYR/)

420
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (oGNNA)

Also looks likes she's dragging the one kid on the right backwards.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (AllCR)

421 ramondo, are you part of the invading mob?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 02:31 PM (/qEW2)

--------

Ramondo's mom cares more about him than the invader's moms care about their kids.

She cleans his basement room, brings him his hot pockets, and bathes him with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (AzW6q)

422
mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their
web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure
of mars.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (Pg+x7)


They'll spend billions to come up with "Its a rocky planet like earth".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (9Om/r)

423 She does have a cute pooper.

People are taking pictures of their rectums and posting it now?; Glad I don't do social media.

Oh, you mean cute rear end?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 02:19 PM


*******

Rectums?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (0tfLf)

nearly killed 'um...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (8D42x)

424 410 mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure of mars.

What, nothing about Muslim outreach?

Posted by: Barack Obama, Paid Agent of the Islamic Republic at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (8erNz)

425 Shoot more with rubber bullets, and for God sakes, even the paw patrol uses water cannons

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (U7k5w)

426 421 Ramondo's mom cares more about him than the invader's moms care about their kids.

She cleans his basement room, brings him his hot pockets, and bathes him with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:33 PM (AzW6q)


He never earns enough Good Boy Points to get those Tendies, though...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (UnA8+)

427 When I channel surf I stop on Titanic to watch the ship sink, especially when falling guy hits the propeller and vaults into hyperspace, and for Roses tits

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (rA/RV)

428 Bread is a great thing to eat when you're eating once a day or so.

Much less so when you eat at least 3 times a day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Yeah. I kinda did the "give us this day our daily bread" thingy wrong.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (uDclo)

429 Four cylinders? Unless the motor is a turbo that is a Leaderado.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (AgRBF)

430 425 Shoot more with rubber bullets, and for God sakes, even the paw patrol uses water cannons
Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (U7k5w)

=============

"Marshall the Fire Pup perpetuals the White Patriarchy. He's worse than Chase the Police Pup."
-Headline at Tumblr Jezebel CNN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)

431 Sorry to repeat myself, as I've previously recounted this story, but ...

A liberal site was soliciting donations to "fight hunger in America," and showed photos of people they'd "helped," and telling their stories.

They were ALL seriously overweight, each featuring multiple chins atop rotund physiques, the women weighing > 200 lbs., and the men pushing 300 lbs., I would guess.

I commented that they'd apparently won the fight against hunger, judging by these Jenny Craig candidates on their website.

Their response? They removed the photos, but left the (bullshit) stories intact.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (Ibwur)

432 four cylinder silverado? fucker won't even haul mexican bagpipes, much less a lawn mower. stupid gm.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (KP5rU)

433 mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure of mars.


Pray their math is balls on accurate. Otherwise, they'll get to see the mar's internal structure, albeit somewhat briefly.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (uDclo)

434 430 "Marshall the Fire Pup perpetuals the White Patriarchy. He's worse than Chase the Police Pup."
-Headline at Tumblr Jezebel CNN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)


Needs more "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (UnA8+)

435 I say build the fucking wall and use real bullets to defend it. I'm deplorable like that.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (0OmEj)

436 Four cylinders? Unless the motor is a turbo that is a Leaderado.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:34 PM (AgRBF)


The 2019 Titanerado! Triple Expansion steam!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

437 434 430 "Marshall the Fire Pup perpetuals the White Patriarchy. He's worse than Chase the Police Pup."
-Headline at Tumblr Jezebel CNN.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:35 PM (oh/Sd)


Needs more "REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".
Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (UnA8+)

===========

It's in the body of the "article".

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:37 PM (oh/Sd)

438 Poopers?

Anyone seen Hope Solo?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:22 PM (AgRBF)

I did. Typical Disney Star Wars crap

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (7HtZB)

that's no moon...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:37 PM (8D42x)

439 435: works for me. We should have been gunning down drug runners all along

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:38 PM (U7k5w)

440 429 Four cylinders? Unless the motor is a turbo that is a Leaderado.

What you have going on is lots of cleverness, it's certainly possible to build a very powerful four-cylinder (let us recall the 1.5-liter BMW four-cylinder turbo F1 engines of the '80s, built off of iron production engine blocks even, they were scrounging junkyards to get well-used 'seasoned' iron blocks early on, 1500HP in qualifying trim)

But cleverness can be self-defeating. If you look at ten or fifteen year old trucks, the simpler powertrains are the ones that people want. The GM trucks with the pushrod V8s are kept, the Ford mod-motor trucks go to the junkyard.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (8erNz)

441 There is a picture somewhere on FB that has a much larger picture of this incident. It shows different groups of people in different areas with photographers with tripods set up and he has drawings and arrows showing the obvious set up of this whole thing.
Shit show.

Posted by: Loveulongtime at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (mdg8n)

442 mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure of mars.

they're finally coming to rescue me

please watch

Posted by: MATT DAMON at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (ZQfW9)

443 https://tinyurl.com/ybsss2dd
Had nice presentation ad browser collapsed
Mars lander

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (6VrXf)

444 GM commercial, "Introducing the brand new for 2019 the GMC 750 1/8th ton pickup. Its the Titanic of our new line of vehicles that are more environmentally conscious."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (AgRBF)

445 408 Survivor the Reboot will be shot on North Sentinel Island?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:30 PM (AgRBF)


No, that's where they're going to shoot a new series, "Murder Victim Who Couldn't Mind His Own Business."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:40 PM (Ibwur)

446 Actually he was something of a victim in the story. His fiance' runs off to fuck some rando from steerage when he's trying to provide her a better life? I'd be a bit out of sorts too.
_________________

Yeah, the woman was a total bitch. Not only does she run off and have sex with a steerage guy she's just met, but she does this knowing that she's wrecking her marriage prospects and dooming her widowed and broke mother to a life of poverty. Then she gets one of the limited seats on a lifeboat, only to jump off when it's being lowered down (and no other passenger can take her now-empty space). Then, after the ship sinks, because her lard-butt takes up too much space on the piece of wood her BF finds, she lets him jump off into the freezing water and die, while she stays on the wood by herself. Then, when she's old and the guy who has spent millions searching for the diamond necklace invites her on his boat to tell the story, she hides the valuable necklace and instead of giving it to the searcher guy, or donating it to charity, or giving it to a museum, or even returning it to the insurance company that paid the loss claim on it, she drops it into the sea so no one can get any benefit from it.

At the end, when she dies and they're panning her room and showing the photographs she brought on board with her, you can see that all her treasured photographs are of . . . herself. There's her in a glamor shot, there's her sitting on a horse, there's her standing by a plane. No photos of her husband or kids or grandkids, just shots of her.

Billy Zane's character was damn lucky to avoid a life with that malignant narcissist.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 02:40 PM (fqUgw)

447 The 2019 Titanerado! Triple Expansion steam!

With a turbine on the center shaft.

Just as long as Celine Dion doesn't sing when it locks its brakes and hits a pile of snow on a freeway exit gore point.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:40 PM (8erNz)

448 Actually he was something of a victim in the story.
His fiance' runs off to fuck some rando from steerage when he's trying
to provide her a better life? I'd be a bit out of sorts too.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 02:11 PM (NWiLs)



That's one way of looking at it.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 26, 2018 02:21 PM (NFEMn)

The actual Titanic passengers, rich or poor, kind or evil - they are all equal now.

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 02:40 PM (gmo/4)

449 444 GM commercial, "Introducing the brand new for 2019 the GMC 750 1/8th ton pickup. Its the Titanic of our new line of vehicles that are more environmentally conscious."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (AgRBF)


"And it goes downhill at a brisk clip!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Ibwur)

450 This alleged rubber bullet photo - is this a licensed re-use of the Pali kid they took a couple months ago?

Anyone remember a month ago when Mexican police used tear gas to break up a charge from Guatemala towards the Mexican border? I don't recall the outrage, I must have been busy listening to my SkateBoard Jesus idol on his campaign trail.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (37IEG)

451 What you have going on is lots of cleverness, it's certainly possible to build a very powerful four-cylinder (let us recall the 1.5-liter BMW four-cylinder turbo F1 engines of the '80s, built off of iron production engine blocks even, they were scrounging junkyards to get well-used 'seasoned' iron blocks early on, 1500HP in qualifying trim)


Four hundred cubic inch 4 cylinder engine.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (uDclo)

452 393---Why has no one pursued the tax on remittances idea?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:28 PM (oh/Sd)
-------------------------------------
Very difficult to pull that one off.

In the first place, banning cash transfers would basically shut down trade between the US and Mexico, which, although it would hurt Mexico most, would also hurt us.

Second, you would soon see other countries acting as intermediaries. People would just send money to Bulgaria or wherever, which would send it to Mexico or Central America.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Rxduq)

453 What you have going on is lots of cleverness, it's
certainly possible to build a very powerful four-cylinder (let us recall
the 1.5-liter BMW four-cylinder turbo F1 engines of the '80s, built off
of iron production engine blocks even, they were scrounging junkyards
to get well-used 'seasoned' iron blocks early on, 1500HP in qualifying
trim)





Four hundred cubic inch 4 cylinder engine.


Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM

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I know lots of guys who race 4 cylinders and they are getting 400 HP from those engines.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (JUOKG)

454
Good. The Flyers fire GM Ron Hextall. The next thing is to fire president Paul Holmgren. Former Flyers in the front office are a boat anchor on this team.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (792JC)

455 Gypsy culture is about grifting non-gypsies.

Posted by: Someguy at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (t849v)

456 The mother isn't abusing her daughter.

That's the patented Avenatti Dragging Method for Loved Ones.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (H7LIz)

457 the nasa broadcast from jpl is really very interesting.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (Pg+x7)

458 454
Good. The Flyers fire GM Ron Hextall. The next thing is to fire president Paul Holmgren. Former Flyers in the front office are a boat anchor on this team.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (792JC)


You know they're just going to bring back John Stevens, LOL.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

459 they're finally coming to rescue me

please watch
Posted by: MATT DAMON at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (ZQfW9)


They'll rescue you to SF, where you'll fit right in with your toileting habits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:43 PM (dBiBP)

460 Four hundred cubic inch 4 cylinder engine.

Yeah, okay, Case, Mack, early 20th century.

If I had five acres I'd find a use for an old chain-drive Mack AC 'Bulldog'.

No one would do that now.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:43 PM (8erNz)

461 ,,, they do a good job explaining what's going on.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (Pg+x7)

462 They'll rescue you to SF, where you'll fit right in with your toileting habits.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:43 PM (dBiBP)

eeks..he does not believe in using a designated toilet??

Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (a0IVu)

463 440 429 Four cylinders? Unless the motor is a turbo that is a Leaderado.

What you have going on is lots of cleverness, it's certainly possible to build a very powerful four-cylinder (let us recall the 1.5-liter BMW four-cylinder turbo F1 engines of the '80s, built off of iron production engine blocks even, they were scrounging junkyards to get well-used 'seasoned' iron blocks early on, 1500HP in qualifying trim)

But cleverness can be self-defeating. If you look at ten or fifteen year old trucks, the simpler powertrains are the ones that people want. The GM trucks with the pushrod V8s are kept, the Ford mod-motor trucks go to the junkyard.
Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:39 PM (8erNz)

Agreed. You CAN make a 4 cy truck that can still do truck stuff. But it puts much more strain on the engine and other components. But then, the truck dying early is probably a 'plus' for GM, as long as it lasts past the warranty, it just means more sales.

Or so they thought, I'm sure.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (bcbK8)

464 Props on the Watchmen quote.

I love how he's the hero of that story.

And how much the Left-wing loony author hates that everyone sees him as the hero.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:24 PM (bcbK



Ahhh Alan Moore. A man who has no idea what stories he is actually telling.


If we're talking commercials, and I love commercials, the entire Bud Light Dilly Dilly campaign is brilliant. I mean, it's turned into an entire series with a kingdom and I love the show them to the w(h)ine cellar!

It has a great mouth feel. No, no, no, you must take in the color first.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

465 TrivialPursuer at November 26, 2018 02:40 PM (fqUgw)
Excellent synopsis

Posted by: Archer at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (gmo/4)

466 Second, you would soon see other countries acting as intermediaries. People would just send money to Bulgaria or wherever, which would send it to Mexico or Central America.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Rxduq)

that or you'd end up with a modification of the Hawala concept the muslims use.

I give my local guy money, he call s his buddy in the target city, my contact goes to the shop and picks up the money.

no wire transfer, no tracing, never happened...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (8D42x)

467 They left out the part where Dick Cheney steered the Titanic into the iceberg. That shuffleboard conman got what he deserved.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2018 02:45 PM (jkb2u)

468 Tip to those who want Gainzzz using the Michael Avenatti Dragging Method for Loved Ones.

Make sure that you alternate arms while performing the drag so that you gain equal development in both arms.

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at November 26, 2018 02:45 PM (H7LIz)

469 Is fucking guys from steerage wrong? . . .

Posted by: Georgette Costanza at November 26, 2018 02:45 PM (z7t7+)

470 WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE THAT THOSE DIFFERENT AND UTTERLY SEPARATE NEWS SOURCES SHOULD ALL END UP USING THE SAME PICTURE!

Posted by: ROTHLEISBORGER APPRENTICE at November 26, 2018 02:45 PM (NNOsS)

471
Four hundred cubic inch 4 cylinder engine.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (uDclo)


...

They can use the pistons from a ship.

Posted by: TexasDan at November 26, 2018 02:45 PM (yL25O)

472 Second, you would soon see other countries acting as intermediaries. People would just send money to Bulgaria or wherever, which would send it to Mexico or Central America.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille


How do you get the money to Bulgaria that's any different than getting the money to Western Union now?

That's who you nail.
80% tax on remittances.
You want to see a fully weaponized IRS? There you go.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:46 PM (uDclo)

473 They can use the pistons from a ship.
_____________________________________

You can't fool me.

The pistons are from Detroit.

Posted by: Alexandra Occasio-Cortes at November 26, 2018 02:46 PM (H7LIz)

474 Good. The Flyers fire GM Ron Hextall. The next thing is to fire president Paul Holmgren. Former Flyers in the front office are a boat anchor on this team.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (792JC)

You know they're just going to bring back John Stevens, LOL.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (UnA8+)

they can have Bowman out of Chicago. he never should have fired the 'stache.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (8D42x)

475 464 Ahhh Alan Moore. A man who has no idea what stories he is actually telling.


If we're talking commercials, and I love commercials, the entire Bud Light Dilly Dilly campaign is brilliant. I mean, it's turned into an entire series with a kingdom and I love the show them to the w(h)ine cellar!

It has a great mouth feel. No, no, no, you must take in the color first.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

==========

It reminds me of what I wanted the Left Twix/Right Twix commercials to be.

I imagined a man coming home from the Left Twix factory to find his wife nervous, their daughter beaming, and a strange boy on the couch.

The daughter introduces the boy, her boyfriend, who is the son of someone in the Right Twix factory (flashback shot of fathers glaring at each other through windows in the factories and on their drive to work in their cars). Father flips his shit and demands the boy to leave.

"But, Daddy! I love him!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (oh/Sd)

476 i've been considering a new car (maybe my last) and I can't seem to find one that costs less than the first house. I also can't find one without the stuff I don't need.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (xzqr4)

477 458 454
Good. The Flyers fire GM Ron Hextall. The next thing is to fire president Paul Holmgren. Former Flyers in the front office are a boat anchor on this team.


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (792JC)


You know they're just going to bring back John Stevens, LOL.
Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (UnA8+)



maybe Danny Briere will be named the new coach. He coached the son of a friend of mine last year, got him to sign my Flyers yearbook.

Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

478 Agreed. You CAN make a 4 cy truck that can still do truck stuff. But it puts much more strain on the engine and other components. But then, the truck dying early is probably a 'plus' for GM, as long as it lasts past the warranty, it just means more sales.

this is just the next step from the turbo Ford V6 pickups, they are great in terms of BSFC at light loads (great fuel economy for commuting) but suck when you fill the bed or drop something on the hitch.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (8erNz)

479 Is it possible to decolonize without first colonizing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (aKsyK)

480 At least Alan Moore can write a story, the current Leftist cult of 'writers' are taxed trying to not offend anyone except the evil white folks.

Empress, any opinion on the new She-Ra series?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (AgRBF)

481 that or you'd end up with a modification of the Hawala concept the muslims use.

I give my local guy money, he call s his buddy in the target city, my contact goes to the shop and picks up the money.

no wire transfer, no tracing, never happened...
Posted by: SturmToddler


When 25 million do it every week, you'd best have access to the Saudi treasury.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (uDclo)

482 480 At least Alan Moore can write a story, the current Leftist cult of 'writers' are taxed trying to not offend anyone except the evil white folks.

Empress, any opinion on the new She-Ra series?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (AgRBF)

=============

"Margaret Thatcher is going to steal my cereal bowls!"
-The Subtext of V for Vendetta

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (oh/Sd)

483 Very difficult to pull that one off.

In the first place, banning cash transfers would basically shut down trade between the US and Mexico, which, although it would hurt Mexico most, would also hurt us.

Second, you would soon see other countries acting as intermediaries. People would just send money to Bulgaria or wherever, which would send it to Mexico or Central America.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:41 PM (Rxduq)


Fixable, I think.

First, I wouldn't ban them; I'd withhold say 30% tax from them, tax that could potentially be reclaimed when the sender files his income tax return.

Second, I'd exempt cash transfers over, say, $50,000, so as not to impede business unduly. Yeah, illegals could pool their money, but consider the logistics of that: they'd have to trust each other - and various strangers - with some serious cash. I doubt that that would fly. The cartels would have a field day preying on them.

If third countries want to buy chips in this game, we extend the policy to them, too.

The point is not to choke off all remittances, but rather to make the small, recurring, personal remittances a pain in the ass and/or expensive. Just raising the ante would have a salutary effect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (Ry8mf)

484 at some point, you have enough cylinders

..............

Nah, Obama is still taking cylinders. Him and Shep the mental gimp.

Posted by: Smaug at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (XH/zt)

485 Suddenly, I'm getting the NHL Channel from Sirius XM on this computer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 26, 2018 02:49 PM (H7LIz)

486 When 25 million do it every week, you'd best have access to the Saudi treasury.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (uDclo)

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We've got it covered.

Posted by: The Marxist Money Men Who Actually Run The Show Around Here at November 26, 2018 02:49 PM (AzW6q)

487 Les Nessman reporting live from the border...

Posted by: klaftern at November 26, 2018 02:50 PM (RuIsu)

488 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

Thank God Alan Moore's subconscious is smarter than he is. Because he can write, can create great characters (From Hell is an amazing bit of fan fiction about Jack the Ripper, incredibly researched) and despite his own prejudices, sometimes he accidentally creates something great.

But only accidentally.

I have you to thank for getting me hooked on those 'dilly dilly' commercials, too.

And for that, I will refrain from creepy 'mouth feel' jokes.

Just this once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:50 PM (bcbK8)

489 483: Jail the employers and the other NGO enablers. We should have been doing that since Trump took office, but Sessions was open borders at heart

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:50 PM (U7k5w)

490 I know lots of guys who race 4 cylinders and they are getting 400 HP from those engines.

In what form of racing?

Assuming a turbocharger or supercharger, 400HP isn't a problem from 2-2.5 liters. Common even in some street applications given careful tuning and lots of attention to cooling and exhaust plumbing.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:50 PM (8erNz)

491 New coding being delivered to the NPCs.

Posted by: Surfperch at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (pkeCj)

492 that or you'd end up with a modification of the Hawala concept the muslims use.

I give my local guy money, he call s his buddy in the target city, my contact goes to the shop and picks up the money.

no wire transfer, no tracing, never happened...
Posted by: SturmToddler


When 25 million do it every week, you'd best have access to the Saudi treasury.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (uDclo)

considering it's a very "in" business, and the networks are all organized and in connection, it wouldn't surprise me if they could handle it.

the trick is money has to move both ways...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (8D42x)

493 Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."
I'm glad they told us because the picture doesn't show that at all.

Good grief. Couldn't they just say "fleeing from tear gas" or something reasonably close to what the image depicts?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (Rxduq)

494 I know lots of guys who race 4 cylinders and they are getting 400 HP from those engines.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 26, 2018 02:42 PM (JUOKG)
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Had a Cobalt SS Turbo 4 cyl Ecotec engine.. I tuned the engine just a bit and was getting about 275 HP out of the motor. There are/were modifications available that would have pushed it well over 300.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (qC1Sy)

495 i've been considering a new car (maybe my last) and I can't seem to find one that costs less than the first house. I also can't find one without the stuff I don't need.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM


Stuffed in the glove compartment of my new 'last car' are six manuals. The dash and steering wheel area have dozens of buttons, the display is an annoying nightmare of options from which to choose. Options everywhere, for everything.

Information overload is the word. I don't want anything newer. It will take me the rest of my life to figure out what I have.

Posted by: Chelsea Cliton at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (e7O7B)

496 We have withholding on corporate dividends paid to anyone foreign. We could do it with Western Union remittances. Trump might have even be able to EO it

Posted by: Ignoramus at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (rA/RV)

497 Make money transfers available only to legal US residents and people with valid visas

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (U7k5w)

498 Touchdown confirmed

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (6VrXf)

499 touchdown confirmed!

cheers!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (Pg+x7)

500 New coding being delivered to the NPCs.
Posted by: Surfperch at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (pkeCj)

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11.18 NPC PATCH MANGEMENT COMPLETE. UPLOADING.

Posted by: UNIC_NPC_GENERATOR at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (AzW6q)

501 "My bad, we all thought Thatcher was the next Hitler." Foreward to to Vendetta, the edition 20 years after the book was published. It pissed me off even more.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (jkb2u)

502 493: I have no problem with the illegals choking on tear gas.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (U7k5w)

503 Touchdown confirmed

The Browns scored?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (AgRBF)

504
"Margaret Thatcher is going to steal my cereal bowls!"
-The Subtext of V for Vendetta
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (oh/Sd)

I remember reading V for Vendetta when I was a teenager and thinking 'Oh no way anyone would stand for omnipresent surveillance cameras.'

I was wrong, here and over there in the land once called England...

It's fine as generic Nazi vigilante fiction. It fails when Moore tries to link it to Thatcher.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (bcbK8)

505 considering it's a very "in" business, and the networks are all organized and in connection, it wouldn't surprise me if they could handle it.

the trick is money has to move both ways...
Posted by: SturmToddler


Without ANYONE extra wanting their "cut" or the whole thing falls apart.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (uDclo)

506 Lisa Mei Crowley has good stuff ... she is one of a couple "Q-people" I follow on Twitter.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (Cus5s)

507 Well, you see, walking 2000 miles with a child dressed in a diaper a flip flops and the other barefoot and in a swimsuit? tots fine!!

its not as if this is a picture of a human trafficker with two human shields or anything . . .

Posted by: Soros at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (R3N3V)

508 There is no new She-Ra series. Just like it's so weird that True Detective is going from season one to season three. So. Weird.

It reminds me of what I wanted the Left Twix/Right Twix commercials to be.

I imagined a man coming home from the Left Twix factory to find his wife nervous, their daughter beaming, and a strange boy on the couch.

The daughter introduces the boy, her boyfriend, who is the son of someone in the Right Twix factory (flashback shot of fathers glaring at each other through windows in the factories and on their drive to work in their cars). Father flips his shit and demands the boy to leave.

"But, Daddy! I love him!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (oh/Sd)


The Dr Pepper ads. The one with the guy telling the girl that they can be together even though they are from different schools and music swell lean in for the kiss her team scores IN YOUR FACE!

That and the lady giving birth and the baby comes out in State fan garb and everyone all ummm what the hell.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (mf5HN)

509 Ahhh Alan Moore. A man who has no idea what stories he is actually telling.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

Stephen King suffers from the same problem.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (qC1Sy)

510
Not just old to be wearing diapers, but way too old to be wearing diapers.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (pNxlR)

511 It has a great mouth feel. No, no, no, you must take in the color first.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 02:44 PM (mf5HN)

Cancel that mead!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 26, 2018 02:53 PM (MX7xj)

512 We have a invasion of Mars

Take that extraterrestrials

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 02:54 PM (6VrXf)

513 base model pickup now is a luxury SUV with a short bed tacked on the end, with the price tag to go with it

Posted by: brak at November 26, 2018 02:54 PM (VckGX)

514 477 maybe Danny Briere will be named the new coach. He coached the son of a friend of mine last year, got him to sign my Flyers yearbook.
Posted by: josephistan at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM (7HtZB)

At this rate, you may as well make Gritty the new GM.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 26, 2018 02:54 PM (UnA8+)

515 472----How do you get the money to Bulgaria that's any different than getting the money to Western Union now?

That's who you nail.
80% tax on remittances.
You want to see a fully weaponized IRS? There you go.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:46 PM (uDclo)
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I don't want to see a fully weaponized IRS.
They're already far too powerful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:54 PM (Rxduq)

516 481 that or you'd end up with a modification of the Hawala concept the muslims use.

I give my local guy money, he call s his buddy in the target city, my contact goes to the shop and picks up the money.

no wire transfer, no tracing, never happened...
Posted by: SturmToddler

When 25 million do it every week, you'd best have access to the Saudi treasury.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 02:48 PM (uDclo)


Hard to imagine Mexicans getting that organized, frankly.

Also how does the buddy in the target city get HIS money to hand out, when he's in another country?

Last, and the biggie: consider the level of trust that that would entail, even if the cash were not being transferred to a narco-republic run by the cartels.

Think about the mechanics of this: you go to some guy, give him say, $2000, ask him to transfer it to some other guy in Mexico, so your relatives can pick up the money. The chances that that would work without fraud or robbery are negligible, I suspect.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 02:54 PM (Wd55D)

517 501 "My bad, we all thought Thatcher was the next Hitler." Foreward to to Vendetta, the edition 20 years after the book was published. It pissed me off even more.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (jkb2u)

============

"Will this affect how you view current politics at all?"

"Garble argle bargle!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:54 PM (oh/Sd)

518 495 i've been considering a new car (maybe my last) and I can't seem to find one that costs less than the first house. I also can't find one without the stuff I don't need.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 26, 2018 02:47 PM

Buy Asian.

I only buy Japanese or German cars now. Most German cars will be priced too high.

But you can get a Toyota or a Honda, new or used, and it will last you for literal decades with a low total cost of ownership.

Or get a Kia or Hyundai. They are packed with more electronics than most of their rivals and prices are lower and warranties better.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (bcbK8)

519 Good grief. Couldn't they just say "fleeing from tear gas" or something reasonably close to what the image depicts?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 02:51 PM (Rxduq)
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Of course not, because it wouldn't depict our border patrol in a bad enough light.

It should also say "your bad parenting decisions are not my problem" but for some reason it doesn't say that either.

Posted by: bluebell at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (U5tDi)

520 Nah after The Stand Stephen King thinks he can still write.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (AgRBF)

521 510 It's never too old for diapers.

Posted by: Hillary at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (xzqr4)

522 The kids all around the uncropped picture look like they're playing soccer. The kid without shoes is cleaner than either of my kids were when they played outside. The woman is quite well fed. The cameraman/attempted illegal alien ratio appears to be about 1/10.

I say 100 percent staged.

Posted by: LASue at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (XROPS)

523 515: I bought an ebay item from Bulgaria, I used paypal, not cash at Western Union.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (U7k5w)

524 So now David French cares.

From the douchebag's Twitter:

So, about this Jesse Kelly thing . . .

Twitter should be transparent, especially for prominent public accounts. He's a radio host and former candidate for public office. The silence raises the inference that he was banned for reasons that can't withstand public scrutiny.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

525 520 Nah after The Stand Stephen King thinks he can still write.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (AgRBF)

============

I tried to read The Shining once. I got about a chapter into it and just stopped.

I was only 16 or so, so maybe I should try again.

Still, Mary Barton is clawing at my soul, forcing me to finish her pages.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:56 PM (oh/Sd)

526 Lisa Mei responds to Trump on the wall

she says, Sir, you know Congress won't do it ... for the national security use the military budget, build the wall.

twitter.com/LisaMei62/status/1067019990610706432

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (Cus5s)

527 512 We have a invasion of Mars

Take that extraterrestrials


The return label is in the box. Bay Lake Trail, Las Vegas, NV 89030 Earth.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (8erNz)

528 523: I though the 1000 mile walk would skinny down these mamacitas, I guess it's the pig food in Mexico

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (U7k5w)

529 I say build the fucking wall and use real bullets to defend it. I'm deplorable like that.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 26, 2018 02:36 PM (0OmEj)


I agree. If they are harmed, the choice lies entirely with them. On the other hand, they have taken choice away from us. They are completely convinced that we can be emotionally bullied and tricked into submission. So they leave us no alternative but to show them otherwise.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (/qEW2)

530
Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."

I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (792JC)

531 jpl

gba

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (Pg+x7)

532 I like how you think in regards to the Princesses of Power show. Title does give it all away.

But what I really hate is how they went 'hey lets go anime style!' and what they drew is the NPC version of anime style. There is no none nada zip trace of personality to the character designs.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:58 PM (AgRBF)

533 525 520 Nah after The Stand Stephen King thinks he can still write.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (AgRBF)

============

I tried to read The Shining once. I got about a chapter into it and just stopped.

I was only 16 or so, so maybe I should try again.

Still, Mary Barton is clawing at my soul, forcing me to finish her pages.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 26, 2018 02:56 PM (oh/Sd)

The Shining is half GREAT haunted house story and half 'I'm a shitty father who drinks and hits his kids and I hate myself' story.

If you can deal with the second half, it's worth it. Skimming is your friend, I've found. But sadly, you have to know what you can skim, so you usually have to read the crap at least once.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo at November 26, 2018 02:58 PM (bcbK8)

534 529: This 100x. They are choosing to break the law, shoot the men, send the women home in rags and tears.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:58 PM (U7k5w)

535 518 I've been driving a Kia Soul for seven years now and couldn't be happier. Looked at another one as a replacement, but too much of the electronics I don't need. Only reason to get a new one is I have a 5 speed, and the knees.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 26, 2018 02:58 PM (xzqr4)

536 CNN correspondent Rachel Crane is very cute.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 02:58 PM (nBito)

537 506
I'm following her as of this post!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 26, 2018 02:59 PM (f3oO4)

538 I only buy Japanese or German cars now. Most German cars will be priced too high.

Actually, the only three cars I'd consider buying new right now are GM and German. If you extend it to four there's a Japanese in there, but it's a Japanese-built Japanese, not a Norteamericano-Japanese.

But I don't really buy new anyway.

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 02:59 PM (8erNz)

539 530: I demand pictures of the concentration camps in Honduras and Guatemala! They are fleeing low benefit payments, they come only for our money

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:00 PM (U7k5w)

540 the NYT, via Insty, has an icredible article up about the future of the Demofascist Party. Theorists say it is possible to move across the universe at speeds faster than light. To do this we need to discover and use matter with energy density less than zero, something being called "negative energy". which so far is officially undiscovered.

This is obviously where Democrats enter the picture. The generate negative energy every day! So to operate the proposed Warp Drive, and explore the universe, all we need to do is shovel Democrats into the engine!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa at November 26, 2018 03:00 PM (Z216Q)

541 Hawala works because you have a basically monolithic population using it - that would not be the case with funds flow south at least in the medium term. A few months with no $2.5 billion per and Mexico City would get with the program.

Posted by: rammajamma at November 26, 2018 03:00 PM (AjNMO)

542 534 529: This 100x. They are choosing to break the law, shoot the men, send the women home in rags and tears.
Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 02:58 PM (U7k5w)

Yup. Full Conan at the Broder.

Posted by: literally serious at November 26, 2018 03:00 PM (nBito)

543 space force!

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 03:00 PM (Pg+x7)

544 I don't want to see a fully weaponized IRS.
They're already far too powerful.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille


They're already fully weaponized. It's just that the targeting is selective. If it went in every direction, I suspect that noise would be cut in a hurry.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (AM1GF)

545 All my idiot leftist friends are loudly condemning the missionary who invaded North Sentinel island and got himself killed as an evil racist, imperial, colonialist while these people are poor helpless victims.

Posted by: Serena at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (2fAJ9)

546 Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."

I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"


Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (792JC)


"Escape to Treblinka" was said by no one, ever.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (hLRSq)

547 Of course, Richie Rich can't possibly afford to pay American workers to do what the illegals do, right? Why aren't the people who hire these scabs in prison taking it up the ass?

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:02 PM (U7k5w)

548 Lisa Mei responds to Trump on the wall

she says, Sir, you know Congress won't do it ... for the national security use the military budget, build the wall.

twitter.com/LisaMei62/status/1067019990610706432
Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (Cus5s)

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I had been thinking all along that the only reason he signed that bloated freaking Omnibus spending bill was that it increased military spending enough to have money in it for the wall.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:02 PM (ffYR/)

549 Of course, Richie Rich can't possibly afford to pay American workers to do what the illegals do, right?

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They can pay back the labor with lengthy terms on the Grand North American Dignity Canal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:02 PM (AzW6q)

550 I do not approve of Earth scientists sending probes to Mars.

Posted by: Zombie Gene Barry at November 26, 2018 03:03 PM (UHHRI)

551 I had been thinking all along that the only reason he signed that bloated freaking Omnibus spending bill was that it increased military spending enough to have money in it for the wall.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:02 PM (ffYR/)

That or crowd fund the wall.

Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 03:03 PM (a0IVu)

552 Do these fake kids make my ass look big?

Posted by: Mom of the Year at November 26, 2018 03:03 PM (vtcmf)

553 It should also say "your bad parenting decisions are not my problem" but for some reason it doesn't say that either.

Posted by: bluebell at November 26, 2018 02:55 PM (U5tDi)


Most leftists are stupid. They will see an image of a woman running and think "the conservative monsters are hounding her down! She's being chased!" It will never occur to them that even if the image were real, it would be something she is doing of her own free will. Towing her children behind her to join in a stampede of the border.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (/qEW2)

554 I had been thinking all along that the only reason he signed that bloated freaking Omnibus spending bill was that it increased military spending enough to have money in it for the wall.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:02 PM (ffYR/)

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IIRC (and maybe I don't), that bill or a directly subsequent one specifically prohibits military spending on a border wall.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

555 Partially block the door into press room at WH.
Gas the crowd.

Posted by: DaveA at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (FhXTo)

556 General Mann, "Is that possible?"

Dr. Forrester, "If they are doing it it is."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (AgRBF)

557 I do not approve of Earth scientists sending probes to Mars.

Well, phooey on you.

Posted by: zombie Jack Horkheimer at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (ppBhU)

558 545 All my idiot leftist friends are loudly condemning the missionary who invaded North Sentinel island and got himself killed as an evil racist, imperial, colonialist while these people are poor helpless victims.
Posted by: Serena at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (2fAJ9)

Of course they are.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)

559 The media are on this picture like Tom Hanks on Corey Feldman.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (r+sAi)

560 The Browns scored?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (AgRBF)


There are currently six teams in the NFL with worse records than the Browns.

I am not emotionally prepared to deal with this.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (mf5HN)

561 All my idiot leftist friends are loudly condemning
the missionary who invaded North Sentinel island and got himself killed
as an evil racist, imperial, colonialist while these people are poor
helpless victims.



Posted by: Serena at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (2fAJ9)

---------------------------

I think I see your problem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (ptqGC)

562 There are currently six teams in the NFL with worse records than the Browns.

I am not emotionally prepared to deal with this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (mf5HN)
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Six teams in the NFL have zero wins? Really? Amazing!

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (qC1Sy)

563 IIRC (and maybe I don't), that bill or a directly subsequent one specifically prohibits military spending on a border wall.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

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I would think that PDT could EO this as a National Security issue as the CiC.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

564 the browns are a better team than the gb packers. fact.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 26, 2018 03:07 PM (KP5rU)

565 legalinsurrection.com twitter faces-backlash after banning conservative pundit-jesse kelly
https://tinyurl.com/y8lqchsb

Quit Twitter

Posted by: Skip8 at November 26, 2018 03:07 PM (6VrXf)

566 560 The Browns scored?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (AgRBF)

There are currently six teams in the NFL with worse records than the Browns.

I am not emotionally prepared to deal with this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (mf5HN)

They actually seem to, possibly, be heading in the right direction. Unsettling, isn't it?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:07 PM (nBr1j)

567 "Do these fake kids make my ass look big?
Posted by: Mom of the Year"


You're no Bridget Phetasy, that's for sure.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 26, 2018 03:07 PM (OD2ni)

568 558
545 All my idiot leftist friends are loudly condemning the missionary
who invaded North Sentinel island and got himself killed as an evil
racist, imperial, colonialist while these people are poor helpless
victims.

Posted by: Serena at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (2fAJ9)



Of course they are.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (nBr1j)
So, these friends...are you not a bit worried they are not satisfied with the death of this clown?
What more would they like to have happen now that he's dead? What more would make them happy?
Troubling, isn't it?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:08 PM (37IEG)

569 I would think that PDT could EO this as a National Security issue as the CiC.

not so fast

Posted by: Hawaii Judge at November 26, 2018 03:08 PM (VckGX)

570 IIRC (and maybe I don't), that bill or a directly subsequent one specifically prohibits military spending on a border wall.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)
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Then, send the military to the border to "practice" building "green" zone walls.

Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at November 26, 2018 03:08 PM (qC1Sy)

571 Does the Empress need a Hate Shake and some Tim-bits?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 26, 2018 03:08 PM (AgRBF)

572
We've had a rover up on Mars for years.

This is re-invasion. Martians are pussies.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 26, 2018 03:08 PM (e7O7B)

573 563 IIRC (and maybe I don't), that bill or a directly subsequent one specifically prohibits military spending on a border wall.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

----------------

I would think that PDT could EO this as a National Security issue as the CiC.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (ffYR/)


Or get around it with some accounting legerdemain, a la Obama. Spend some of the military budget on welfare, spend the welfare savings on the wall, or some such.

Probably totally illegal, but doubtless wouldn't have stopped Obongo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (cfSLd)

574 @548

The GOP controlled congress has specifically put language in every spending bill/CR that they have passed since Trump has been elected that prevents him from moving any money around to build the wall.


Wall ain't ever being built so we need to get beyond that fact and plan and argue accordingly.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (qxq6t)

575 Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."

I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (792JC)

========

I don't think of it as chemical warfare. I think of it as crop dusting. Just repelling some locusts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (/qEW2)

576 Baker Mayfield was a good pick for the Browns. I like this current cadre of young QBs.

Posted by: IC at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (a0IVu)

577 572


We've had a rover up on Mars for years.



This is re-invasion. Martians are pussies.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 26, 2018 03:08 PM (e7O7B)
We need to send a rover that can build other rovers
- then we can have anchor rovers and apply for benefits.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (37IEG)

578 There are currently six teams in the NFL with worse records than the Browns.

I am not emotionally prepared to deal with this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny
======
This too, is a part of my plan to destroy America.

Posted by: Soros at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (R3N3V)

579 I would think that PDT could EO this as a National Security issue as the CiC.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

Hawaiian Judge Huminahuminahumina says "Not so fast, haole!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 26, 2018 03:10 PM (f3oO4)

580 There are currently six teams in the NFL with worse records than the Browns.

I am not emotionally prepared to deal with this.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (mf5HN)


What did you do to piss off the Gods that they would make this the first step in their punishment?

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2018 03:10 PM (wCmLp)

581 Instead of ditching him, the Browns should have put Bernie Kosar on ice over at the Cleveland Clinic. " Bernie, wake up, it's been 30 years, your team needs you".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at November 26, 2018 03:10 PM (xzqr4)

582 There is no way to get around remittances without increasing tyranny.

Limit them to legal residents? You'll see legals acting as a front for illegals.

Limit them to the super-rich and corporations? Please.
Fat cats get to send as much money abroad as they like but a (legal) Filipina nurse can't send her family a small monthly check?

The only way to cut down on remittance money is to cut out the free-shit and anchor-baby scams. Without welfare, there isn't nearly as much money to send.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 26, 2018 03:10 PM (Rxduq)

583
There are currently six teams in the NFL with worse records than the Browns.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 03:05 PM (mf5HN)



I don't see the Browns just sitting down and taking that lightly. They have to refocus and commit to finishing out the season on a winless streak.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (TAmPV)

584 Why would they assume the missionary was racist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (AllCR)

585 The GOP controlled congress has specifically put language in every spending bill/CR that they have passed since Trump has been elected that prevents him from moving any money around to build the wall.

Play hardball: veto the spending bills/CRs until he gets what he wants.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (cfSLd)

586 All my idiot leftist friends are loudly condemning
the missionary who invaded North Sentinel island and got himself killed
as an evil racist, imperial, colonialist while these people are poor
helpless victims.


Ask your idiot friends if it was hungry Guatemalans, yearning to live free, and explore the economic opportunities on the island... would it make a difference?

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (e7O7B)

587 558 545 All my idiot leftist friends are loudly condemning the missionary who invaded North Sentinel island and got himself killed as an evil racist, imperial, colonialist while these people are poor helpless victims.
Posted by: Serena at November 26, 2018 03:01 PM (2fAJ9)


Well yes, even the Victorian Brits wouldn't wave the Bible at the hoo-hahs without a Maxim gun on hand.

I'm a colonialist. No nation state that pretends to First World status is anything but

(a) European or quasi-European (Hi Vlad!)

(b) A former Brit colony

(c) Associated with former Brit/western Europe colonialism enough to learn what works (Hi Xi!)

Anything I've missed here?

Posted by: JEM at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (8erNz)

588 I love the peeps on Fb whining about posse comitatus and the military doing domestic policies. (Verbatim)

1. It's a ban on law enforcement, not domestic policies.
And
2. Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (uDclo)

589 BTW, I love the idea of Trump using GoFundMe to float an informal $25B mill-levy from the people of this country to build the wall. I bet it would work, and it would have every Communist tearing their hair out.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (AzW6q)

590 560
Sorry

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 26, 2018 03:12 PM (f3oO4)

591 I would think that PDT could EO this as a National Security issue as the CiC.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (ffYR/)



Or get around it with some accounting legerdemain, a la Obama. Spend
some of the military budget on welfare, spend the welfare savings on
the wall, or some such.



Probably totally illegal, but doubtless wouldn't have stopped Obongo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM (cfSLd)
Get the black market EBT people to convert that nonwall cash into wall cash, sure it'll mean we get half as much for the wall, but right now we're getting nothing for the wall, so it's a win.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:12 PM (37IEG)

592 566: there are currently 6 teams in the nfc with winning records, i.e. above .500. 5 teams n the afc.

mediocrity.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 26, 2018 03:12 PM (Pg+x7)

593 I'm here to rescue you all

Posted by: "willow" at November 26, 2018 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

594 Fat cats get to send as much money abroad as they like but a (legal) Filipina nurse can't send her family a small monthly check?

Sure she can: she just gets tax withheld, which she'll get back when she files her tax return, and can account for her earnings.

The only way to cut down on remittance money is to cut out the free-shit and anchor-baby scams. Without welfare, there isn't nearly as much money to send.

Agreed that these need to go. No question.

That, and require e-Verify, and come down like a ton of bricks on employers who hire illegals.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:13 PM (1+J19)

595 593 wasn't the REAL willow, I"m just trying to recreate her magick.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 03:13 PM (DJFLF)

596 But did she sell all her tortillas?

Posted by: wth - Beaners Attack! at November 26, 2018 03:13 PM (HgMAr)

597 Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (uDclo)

H8r!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 26, 2018 03:14 PM (f3oO4)

598 But now we outnumber the Martians two to 0 so we can get all the mineral rights and they can't do anything about it.

Posted by: Skip8 at November 26, 2018 03:14 PM (6VrXf)

599 2. Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (uDclo)


Hey, Pierre! I figured out what went wrong!

Posted by: French General Staff at November 26, 2018 03:14 PM (hLRSq)

600 Free beacon is reporting on a MSNBC story stating that the caravan is mostly men and many aren't claiming they don't want asylum, but instead are seeking work and a better life.
Wonder why msnbc is saying that?

Posted by: Drc at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (vbaSG)

601 This thread has that less-than-fresh feel.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

602 ( bet a new thread comes along before the all 6's)

Posted by: Skip8 at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (6VrXf)

603 Why would they assume the missionary was racist?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke
========
*Sigh*

We aren't assuming. You see the act of missionary conversion is de facto racist since it assumes, without any evidence, that the native society and culture are inferior to western civilization's proven culture of death and tyranny.

Customer: Helloooo? Yeah can I get a grande decaf, leave room for cream?

Posted by: Condescending Leftist Ahole at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (kgNyz)

604 573 563 IIRC (and maybe I don't), that bill or a directly subsequent one specifically prohibits military spending on a border wall.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:04 PM (AzW6q)

----------------

I would think that PDT could EO this as a National Security issue as the CiC.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:06 PM (ffYR/)

Or get around it with some accounting legerdemain, a la Obama. Spend some of the military budget on welfare, spend the welfare savings on the wall, or some such.

Probably totally illegal, but doubtless wouldn't have stopped Obongo.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:09 PM

******

Hell, just throw a couple pallets of cash on a C-130, fly it around for awhile, it lands and Voila! Cash for the Wall!

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (0tfLf)

605 In my defense I made these friends many years ago when we were high school and- in some cases- grade school kids together. Then they got brainwashed in college. Still kind of hoping they'll grow out of it.

Posted by: Serena at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (2fAJ9)

606 guess FauxWillow doesn't have powers.

Posted by: kallisto at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (DJFLF)

607 But now we outnumber the Martians two to 0 so we can get all the mineral rights and they can't do anything about it.

Posted by: Skip8 at November 26, 2018 03:14 PM


I like Skip8. Skip 1 through 7 made a lot of comments early in the morning.

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (e7O7B)

608 589
GoFundMe will be illegal and shuttered before the first dollar arrives!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (f3oO4)

609 16 I am no expert.

But, aren't those kids way too old to be in diapers?

Posted by: garrett at November 26, 2018 01:33 PM (zfGwM)
...........

It's that darn Mexican Two-Step.

Posted by: wth - Beaners Attack! at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (HgMAr)

610 Hell, just throw a couple pallets of cash on a C-130, fly it around for awhile, it lands and Voila! Cash for the Wall!
Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (0tfLf)

Added bonus points:

Build "The wall" out of $1 bills.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (AURKQ)

611 We aren't assuming. You see the act of missionary conversion is de facto racist since it assumes, without any evidence, that the native society and culture are inferior to western civilization's proven culture of death and tyranny.

Customer: Helloooo? Yeah can I get a grande decaf, leave room for cream?


Posted by: Condescending Leftist Ahole at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (kgNyz)



Okay, some parts of Western culture needs work.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (hLRSq)

612 OT, but I think watching Sweet Anita might be addictive.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 26, 2018 03:16 PM (xfb67)

613 Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."

I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 26, 2018 02:57 PM (792JC)


More accurate: "The Horror! Kid Gets Fingers Stuck in a Whiffle Ball."

Posted by: LASue at November 26, 2018 03:17 PM (XROPS)

614 Free beacon is reporting on a MSNBC story stating that the caravan is mostly men and many aren't claiming they don't want asylum, but instead are seeking work and a better life.
Wonder why msnbc is saying that?
Posted by: Drc


Because almost every picture is of military age men?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:17 PM (uDclo)

615 603
Why would they assume the missionary was racist?



Posted by: FenelonSpoke

========

*Sigh*



We aren't assuming. You see the act of missionary conversion is de
facto racist since it assumes, without any evidence, that the native
society and culture are inferior to western civilization's proven
culture of death and tyranny.



Customer: Helloooo? Yeah can I get a grande decaf, leave room for cream?



Posted by: Condescending Leftist Ahole at November 26, 2018 03:15 PM (kgNyz)
Obviously the native culture of death to strangers was better.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:17 PM (37IEG)

616 Things have been pretty slow today.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:18 PM (hLRSq)

617 Obviously the native culture of death to strangers was better.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:17 PM (37IEG)

"Mbwungpiga may be a son of a bitch, but he's OUR son of a bitch!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2018 03:18 PM (AURKQ)

618 614
But why admit it? Why deviate from the narrative?

Posted by: Drc at November 26, 2018 03:18 PM (vbaSG)

619 "that bill or a directly subsequent one specifically prohibits military spending on a border wall."

yeah, like, you can fight this war, but don't use A-10s. or some such. Crazy that trillions (?) go to the military, but we must NEVER defend our own borders. yeah, thanks you pricks.


Somehow I think Trump can do it without their authorization ... commander in chief kinda thingy?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM (Cus5s)

620 Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."

I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"
=======
Some lefty new prole tweeted that last night and then deleted it. Actually it was something about chemical weapons, not Auschwitz per se, so not a bulleyes. On the nine ring

Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM (R3N3V)

621 >>I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"




Honestly don't know how the Left is not constantly stroking out from the cognitive dissonance of hating Israel while also loving to use the Jews/Holocaust analogies to score political points.

"You're worse than Hitler because you treat refugees like the Jews in Europe!. . . How dare you support Israel's right to protect its border!. . . And also, why would you protest giving Iran billions when they've only said they would defend themselves from Israeli aggression?"

Posted by: Lizzy at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM (W+vEI)

622
Somehow I think Trump can do it without their authorization ... commander in chief kinda thingy?


Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM (Cus5s)
90 days, right? You can build a lot of berms, dig a lot of ditches and string a lot of concertina wire in 3 months.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM (37IEG)

623 Somehow I think Trump can do it without their authorization ... commander in chief kinda thingy?
Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM (Cus5s)

Technically, no, but that gunship sailed a long time ago.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM (AURKQ)

624 *shakes blog to wake up Ace*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM (ptqGC)

625 Some lefty new prole tweeted that last night and then deleted it. Actually it was something about chemical weapons, not Auschwitz per se, so not a bulleyes. On the nine ring
Posted by: simplemind


Hawaii state Senator.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM (uDclo)

626 pic looks remarkably like those illegal alien traffic signs

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_sign

Posted by: x at November 26, 2018 03:21 PM (nFwvY)

627 Hawaii state Senator.

That's 10 times worse than Florida Man.

Posted by: Mom of the Year at November 26, 2018 03:21 PM (vtcmf)

628 Some lefty new prole tweeted that last night and then deleted it. Actually it was something about chemical weapons, not Auschwitz per se, so not a bulleyes. On the nine ring
Posted by: simplemind


Hawaii state Senator.
=======
Ha ha. Only thing lower than a lefty news prole is a Hawaii senator.

Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 03:21 PM (kgNyz)

629 Would it be racist to offer the invaders peanut butter and jam sandwiches?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:22 PM (nBr1j)

630 621 >>I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"
______________

Don't worry, I've got it covered. I've already said that the illegal aliens are modern-day Jews escaping the Nazis, and the U.S. of course, are the Nazis.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 26, 2018 03:22 PM (fqUgw)

631 Because almost every picture is of military wall-building age men?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:17 PM (uDclo)

Hmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:22 PM (dBiBP)

632 624 *shakes blog to wake up Ace*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM


Blow into the USB port. I hear he likes that.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:23 PM (0tfLf)

633 Somehow I think Trump can do it without their authorization ... commander in chief kinda thingy?

Posted by: illiniwek at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM


I suspect there's some guy who follows Trump around from room to room every day. Right next to the guy with the nuke codes, who constantly whispers in Trumps ear, "You can't do that, sir."

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 26, 2018 03:23 PM (e7O7B)

634 628
Some lefty new prole tweeted that last night and then deleted it.
Actually it was something about chemical weapons, not Auschwitz per se,
so not a bulleyes. On the nine ring

Posted by: simplemind





Hawaii state Senator.

=======

Ha ha. Only thing lower than a lefty news prole is a Hawaii senator.

Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 03:21 PM (kgNyz)
I'm ruling against that statement. There IS something lower that comes from Hawaii.

Posted by: Judge PuffaPuffaRice at November 26, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

635 The GOP controlled congress has specifically put language in every spending bill/CR that they have passed since Trump has been elected that prevents him from moving any money around to build the wall.

Play hardball: veto the spending bills/CRs until he gets what he wants.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 26, 2018 03:11 PM (cfSLd)

--------------

This is exactly what PDT has been talking about. Gov is only funded until 12/7. He has threatened shutdown if the Wall is not funded.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 26, 2018 03:23 PM (ffYR/)

636
Don't worry, I've got it covered. I've already said that the illegal aliens are modern-day Jews escaping the Nazis, and the U.S. of course, are the Nazis.

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 26, 2018 03:22 PM (fqUgw)



They are fleeing in the direction of Trump-Hitler!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (hLRSq)

637 629 Would it be racist to offer the invaders peanut butter and jam sandwiches?
_______________

If you feed them, they will stay -- but only after throwing the sandwiches back in your face and demanding something better.

Posted by: The rat at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (fqUgw)

638 620 Heh. The WaPo describes these kids as "choking on tear gas."

I'm surprised they didn't caption it "asphyxiating from poison gas JUST LIKE AT AUSCHWITZ!!!"
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Some lefty new prole tweeted that last night and then deleted it. Actually it was something about chemical weapons, not Auschwitz per se, so not a bulleyes. On the nine ring
Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 03:19 PM (R3N3V)

Right. Because tear gas and Zyklon B are EXACTLY the same.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

639 I think we're turning caravanees
I think we're turning caravanees
I really think so!

Posted by: CNN...has got the Vapors at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (aI2MC)

640 Hawaii state Senator.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM (uDclo)

NO

Brian Emanuel Schatz is an American politician serving as the senior United States Senator from Hawaii since 2012. Schatz was appointed by Governor Neil Abercrombie to replace Senator Daniel Inouye after his death

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (bim/x)

641 GM dropping Cruze, Impala, Volt, CT6, XTS, LaCrosse

Posted by: SMOD at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (TSMoA)

642 Nood

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (AzW6q)

643 632 624 *shakes blog to wake up Ace*


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:20 PM

Blow into the USB port. I hear he likes that.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 26, 2018 03:23 PM (0tfLf)

Release Shewok pherenomes into the USB port.

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (nBr1j)

644 Conservativeswantedto keep out the Jewsin 1939 because their quota was filled

Posted by: Disabled at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (5KJrK)

645 "You can't do that, sir"
Yep,that is me
Some Hawaiian Judge

Posted by: steevy at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (BXMxN)

646 They are fleeing in the direction of Trump-Hitler!
______________

I know my analogy is not perfect, but what do you want from me? I'm spending all my time trying to figure out how I'm going to afford an apartment on just $174,000 a year!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (fqUgw)

647 "This is exactly what PDT has been talking about. Gov is only funded until 12/7."


A government shutdown would be exactly like Pearl Harbor!
*checks calendar*
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Black Friday Deals on Orange Man Bad Whines at the Outrage Outlet! at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (hLRSq)

648 Touchdown confirmed

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 02:52 PM (6VrXf)
...........

did they find Matt Damon?

Posted by: wth - Honduran Tortillas, Inc. at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (HgMAr)

649 Nood Jew hater

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (ptqGC)

650 Right. Because tear gas and Zyklon B are EXACTLY the same.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 26, 2018 03:24 PM (NWiLs)
Without having any of the same letters even!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (37IEG)

651 What did you do to piss off the Gods that they would make this the first step in their punishment?
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 26, 2018 03:10 PM (wCmLp)


I don't know!

I mean, let's be fair, it could be any number of things.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (mf5HN)

652 Ace could be out doing Christmas shopping or trying to do a home project.

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (6VrXf)

653 The GOPe had two years to fortify the border, put the brakes on hiring illegals, and demand proof of legal residence for benefits. They did NONE of this and Sessions did crap to prosecute employers who hire these people or NGOs who abet them. I don't see them backing Trump now unless he gets on TV gins up public support and rams this down their throats.

Posted by: CN at November 26, 2018 03:25 PM (U7k5w)

654 Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.

Posted by: rickb223


Got into a twitter debate this year with a supposed rightie who wouldn't agree to that. He said the US can't have troops defending our borders, because.

There are some intensely evil shits in the statist GOPe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (pnMCv)

655 I'll say it.

I don't think the woman is the mother of those kids.

No. I. Don't.

You are watching human trafficking right there.


Somehow Trump makes the media say and do the things that they MUST NOT SAY and DO.

Its his super power.

Bank on it.

Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (uO3Tj)

656 Choking on tear gas? More likely Chiclets.

Posted by: wth - Honduran Tortillas, Inc. at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (HgMAr)

657 >>>mars insight lander lands in 30 minutes. nasa broadcast live on their web site. it's primary mission is to understand the internal structure of mars.

This would only be worthwhile if it had some sort of precious metals inside. Not sure if one lander can determine that (maybe attach a dowsing rod to it?). It would be funny if perhaps it did have life at one point and coal reserves were detected. Then watch how the left would abandon space exploration when it actually showed a way to benefit us.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:27 PM (/qEW2)

658 Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.

Posted by: rickb223

Got into a twitter debate this year with a supposed rightie who wouldn't agree to that. He said the US can't have troops defending our borders, because.

There are some intensely evil shits in the statist GOPe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Ask him "just what IS their job?"

Posted by: rickb223 at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (uDclo)

659 Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.

Posted by: rickb223


Got into a twitter debate this year with a supposed rightie who wouldn't agree to that. He said the US can't have troops defending our borders, because.

There are some intensely evil shits in the statist GOPe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at November 26, 2018 03:26 PM (pnMCv)

========

Harry Paratestes was arguing here a few weeks ago that our troops cannot defend our borders because it violated posse comitatus. When it was pointed out to him that this was a Federal matter, not a state matter he just tucked tail and ran.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (/qEW2)

660 It reminds me of what I wanted the Left Twix/Right Twix commercials to be.

I imagined a man coming home from the Left Twix factory to find his wife nervous, their daughter beaming, and a strange boy on the couch.

The daughter introduces the boy, her boyfriend, who is the son of someone in the Right Twix factory (flashback shot of fathers glaring at each other through windows in the factories and on their drive to work in their cars). Father flips his shit and demands the boy to leave.

"But, Daddy! I love him!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,


She found Mr. Right!


or,


"He's not giving you ANY gooey caramel filling!!"

Posted by: just the punchline at November 26, 2018 03:31 PM (NeSSd)

661 Protecting the border IS PRECISELY the military's job.

Posted by: rickb223

Got into a twitter debate this year with a supposed rightie who wouldn't agree to that. He said the US can't have troops defending our borders, because.

There are some intensely evil shits in the statist GOPe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop


Ask him "just what IS their job?"
Posted by: rickb223

Go mention Ft. McHenry to that tard.

Posted by: zombie Francis Scott Key at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (NeSSd)

662 This would only be worthwhile if it had some sort of precious metals inside. Not sure if one lander can determine that (maybe attach a dowsing rod to it?). It would be funny if perhaps it did have life at one point and coal reserves were detected. Then watch how the left would abandon space exploration when it actually showed a way to benefit us.
========
It will show vast reserves of iron oxide. Yuuuuge, something on a planetary scale even.

Posted by: simplemind at November 26, 2018 03:32 PM (T5pjG)

663 Oh so close

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (6VrXf)

664 Faust!

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (AM1GF)

665 Ooh, almost

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (AM1GF)

666 And

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (AM1GF)

667 There. Dragged it across the line. You're welcome.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 26, 2018 03:33 PM (AM1GF)

668 New there would be a nood before we reached the 6's

Posted by: Skip at November 26, 2018 03:34 PM (6VrXf)

669 Why is that 5 yr old wearing diapers? Why is mom so chunky?

Asking for a friend...

Posted by: The Invisible Hand at November 26, 2018 03:43 PM (YpRda)

670 And when you look at enlarged copies of those photos, there are only two older kids, and they're both male. All others in the crowds appear to be young men.

They found the only single mom with children that they could find, and that is who they ran with. Pathetic.

Posted by: kevino at November 26, 2018 03:52 PM (noq2N)

671 Gee, if I didn't know any better I'd say there's another "Journo-list" buried within the interwebz somewhere.

Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan, please save us! at November 26, 2018 05:25 PM (QxOhW)

672 Hooray for Pali-wood! Nice publicity stills!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 26, 2018 06:43 PM (Ndje9)

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