Ace of Spades Pet Thread

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Welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. The dishes can stay piled up, your belt can remain unfastened. Grab that drink and turkey leg and enjoy the world of pets.

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Puppies, They are the cutest!


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Here is another example that dogs are truly indeed man's best friend. h/t Hrothgar


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Do you believe emotion over science? Furious animal lovers in the UK accept emotion.

Animal lovers who don’t accept that the Croydon cat mutilations were the work of foxes scavenging roadkill have launched a furious backlash against the police.

Some have accused the Metropolitan Police of dropping the case to save money. Others have suggested that blaming the scavenging animals was a “convenient” way to finally end the three-year-long investigation while justifying senior officers’ enthusiasm for fox hunting.

The couple who first raised the alarm over the ‘Croydon cat killer’ have vowed to continue the search for a human culprit, and animal rights supporters have started a petition which demands the police reopen the investigation and tells officers: “Stop trying to turn foxes into evil creatures when they’re not. You’re making yourselves look like brainless idiots.”

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From our friend Hank Curmudgeon, A cute video of the world's greatest fetcher.


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Meet The PetMorons


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This is BB. King of the kitchen and always there to greet you when we come in. I'm not quite sure how this ritual between the missus and BB started but it is a given that BB must be dressed in a smart looking plastic bags when the wife gets home with groceries. Often times it is multiple bags and his level of pride increases with the number of bags. He then proudly struts around making a point of showing off to the other cats followed by sitting around with this very smug look on his face while I tell him he looks the fool.

BB and the missus have a bound that was forged when she was going through chemo and they spent great amount of time together. I do believe I'm second fiddle in the household.

I'm quite attached myself. The cat has about the nicest demeanor of any pet we have had. He's a damn happy cat, always up for a game of chase or just general silliness and will take great abuse as long as you are paying attention to him. Even took to leash walking the first time we put one on and will now whine with the cutest gentlest little meow to go out if he sees a collar or leash. - Don

It appears that BB is quite the companion! Just from your simple email one can tell BB is quite loved and is spoiled rotten. Good on you.


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Fleur is the nicest little dog you could ever meet. Six month old long coated Chihuahua. Sweet, smart, calm but very feisty at playtime. She's the star of my wife's breeding program. She's also the only one who keeps Levon the Terrible in line. She's like a Ferrari and he's like a Mack truck. We're expecting exceptional puppies from her.

Cheers
Tom

Cute little pup. Thanks for the submission Tom.


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Last summer I posted here about our fostering a momdog and four puppies. We ended up keeping the momdog “Julie” and one puppy “Bryce”. A friend from high school who lives in San Marcos Tx. called me a “foster failure” because we fell for them and couldn’t give them up. She was half joking but I’m ok with that label. Julie is on the far right, Bryce is the blonde lying on top and our tenured dogs are Jackson (dachshund) and Carmen (Eastern Bulgarian Woodchuck Hound). We like floppy eared dogs


Sincerely,
Rihar

I'll be honest with you, I couldn't foster an animal. I would be a complete failure. Beautiful story Rihar. Thanks for the story.


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(Photo 1)This is Emma, the dumbest Greyhound that ever graced God’s earth. She had a choice between being a Class A racer, or having minimal awareness of life around her. She chose the former. Here she is after sniffing the Christmas eggnog. I had to buy an extra couch when we took her home from the track. Greyhounds take the Couch Potato thing to a whole new level. Sweetest 45mph dumb blonde you’d ever want to meet.

(Photo 2) This is Emma the Dumb, with Annie the Brilliant. Annie worked in the hospital with my daughter for 5 years and knew how to operate the elevators and avoid 3rd Floor Psych. She’s pictured here with Emma, embarrassed to be seen with a dog that doesn’t even know how to sit. Goldens and Greyhounds. Best dogs ever, in entirely different ways. I miss them so. grammie winger

They look like they lead horrible lives in that Jello-Salad eating home of yours grammie. Every PetMoron needs a couch or three. We appreciate you sharing them with us today.


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Hello, after my 11 year old GSD Erika passed in March from liver cancer, I watched the local shelters for another, but no luck. So in mid-October, I welcomed Emma, a 4 month old girl.
Around strangers, she is shy and demure, but in the house, she`s Miss Rambo. Housebroken in 2 days, she`s now learning to heel. As I`m retired, we`re together all the time and she rides in the back of the Jeep like a duchess. She hates having her photo taken and knows to move the second the shutter is pressed. Her chew toys end up everywhere! - Manny

First of all, condolences on the loss of your Erika. That is the problem with pets they don't live long enough. But, congrats on the new addition of Emma. The 2nd photo gives it away that she leads a horrible existence. Keep it up.


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Thanks to all who have submitted photos and links to the Pet Thread.

There have been a number of videos submitted that we can't use. The hamsters and a video from your smart phone are like oil and water. If you have a video please put it into You Tube and forward the link to us here.

If you have photos, links, etc. that you would like to share with us, petmorons at gmail dot com.

Have a great week!!

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1 Wow. First?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 24, 2018 03:16 PM (T71PA)

2 They never let dogs have fun...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 24, 2018 03:17 PM (w7U7L)

3 That banned dog probably posts here with us.

Posted by: t-bird at November 24, 2018 03:17 PM (NAs56)

4 Foxes? Pfft. Coyotes have eaten more of our cats than all of the foxes in England.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 24, 2018 03:17 PM (T71PA)

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They once had a time-lapse film of a Greyhound's day once its people left for work. It only moved to change the side it slept on the sofa.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:18 PM (LsBY9)

6 Oh great. Another cob embarrels himself.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2018 03:19 PM (/qEW2)

7 Grey and Boxy! Great Pet Thread, MisHum!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 24, 2018 03:19 PM (Ehe+p)

8 Dusty in here

McGyver, Out

Posted by: McGyver at November 24, 2018 03:20 PM (NCLen)

9 Oh my gosh grammie had a pet reindeer!!!!!

Beautiful pets this week. As usual. There are some awfully lucky pets, as well as lucky owners, in the Horde.

Posted by: bluebell at November 24, 2018 03:20 PM (U5tDi)

10 My sweet girls! Thank you Mis Hum. Now I'm going to sniffle all over my keyboard. That's okay - they're so worth it.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:20 PM (lwiT4)

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That banned dog probably posts here with us.

Posted by: t-bird


And probably more intelligently than a good number of us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:21 PM (LsBY9)

12 bluebell - the first time Rev saw my Emma-girl, he thought there was a fawn in my house. I was very careful with her outside during deer season.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:22 PM (lwiT4)

13 I couldn't resist reposting an Ace pet post, but don't comment on the old thread

http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=378282

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 03:23 PM (f3oO4)

14 Just got our two new wee monster pussies into the house. Brother and sister.Kink black boy with a kink in his tail and Blink the wee grey girl. 8 weeks old and I have not laughed so much forever. The house has been too quiet after the loss of Billy cat and Puska the bestest dog. Having my toes bitten right now as they play. Such good fun.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at November 24, 2018 03:26 PM (UpdBW)

15 Emma looks especially cute!

Posted by: Surfperch at November 24, 2018 03:26 PM (Ehe+p)

16 12
Grammie, my first thought was wow a pet deer!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 03:26 PM (f3oO4)

17 I think the dog that is banned from the park is Spuds MacKenzie.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at November 24, 2018 03:26 PM (3JQ/p)

18 Oh, goodness, I'm sitting here next to Hoplite Housedog 2.0 crying my eyes out over Cena's story. She's trying to cheer me up, but a 32 pound whatever-she-is trying to sit in my lap isn't really helping. Nice of her to make the effort, though.

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 24, 2018 03:27 PM (XXNQ+)

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When I was courting Her Majesty, she wanted me to meet her Borzoi, a specimen of which I had never seen. She opened the back door and in bounded Johnny, the biggest thing I'd ever seen, with teeth bared.

I nearly fled out the front door. "Oh, he's just smiling!" Her Majesty said. Gentleman Johnny, the dumbest but sweetest dog ever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:28 PM (LsBY9)

20 We were very fortunate to have a Golden Retriever already living with us when we brought Emma home from the track. Otherwise I don't know if she would have learned how to be a dog. It took her 6 months to get the hang of picking up a toy in her mouth.

She didn't know how to do stairs. She almost walked through my patio doors (didn't know what glass was), found herself flailing in the pond (didn't know what water was), etc. She was scared of the TV.

When you live your life at a track, you never see these things. It all had to be learned. Took about 6 months.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:28 PM (lwiT4)

21 Gentleman Johnny, the dumbest but sweetest dog ever.



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:28 PM (LsBY9)


Brother from a distant-but-related mother.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:28 PM (lwiT4)

22 20 When you live your life at a track, you never see these things. It all had to be learned. Took about 6 months.
Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:28 PM (lwiT4)

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Bless you, grammie, for taking her in. The look on Annie's face is priceless!

Posted by: Hoplite Housewife at November 24, 2018 03:30 PM (XXNQ+)

23 Mr. Banned Dog was banned because he made the other dogs feel inferior.

Hell, he makes ME feel inferior...

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 24, 2018 03:30 PM (lLeln)

24 Here is another example that dogs are truly indeed man's best friend. h/t Hrothgar

Kind of dusty and gray in here. Thanks for the h/t Hrothgar.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2018 03:31 PM (Dhht7)

25 Oh Cena, Tears here for you. The accompanying music for the video, "Going Home" from Dvorak's New World Symphony gets me every time.
Blubber blubber. Sniff.

Posted by: corn and beans at November 24, 2018 03:31 PM (tkNkP)

26 Just like normal GA's defense let up in the 4th quarter but GA Tech just could not catch up. Final score 45-21 GA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 24, 2018 03:32 PM (mpXpK)

27 Also, we sure Ace didn't do the pet thread this week?

Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at November 24, 2018 03:32 PM (lLeln)

28 I love that puzzle box dog video. I wouldn't have thought them capable of that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2018 03:33 PM (/qEW2)

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After I saw Ace's pet post, I thought there's hope for the Ewok yet!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 03:33 PM (f3oO4)

30 I'll be honest with you, I couldn't foster an animal. I would be a complete failure.



I fostered a dog. For a day. Then I told him he could stay if he followed the rules. Little Winger clued him into the fact that there are no rules. He stayed.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:34 PM (lwiT4)

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Going home, going home,
I'm just going home.
Quiet-like, slip away-
I'll be going home.
It's not far, just close by;
Jesus is the Door;
Work all done, laid aside,
Fear and grief no more.
Friends are there, waiting now.
He is waiting, too.
See His smile! See His hand!
He will lead me through.

Morning Star lights the way;
Restless dream all done;
Shadows gone, break of day,
Life has just begun.
Every tear wiped away,
Pain and sickness gone;
Wide awake there with Him!
Peace goes on and on!
Going home, going home,
I'll be going home.
See the Light! See the Sun!
I'm just going home.

- William Ames Fisher

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:34 PM (LsBY9)

32

Louisville shelter animals get Thanksgiving meal with all of the fixings

https://tinyurl.com/ycjz9gpo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 24, 2018 03:35 PM (aKsyK)

33 OK, kinda a hybrid with the movie thread. Who's up for a live action The Lion King?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4CbLXeGSDxg

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 24, 2018 03:35 PM (+y/Ru)

34 that's beautiful, Hadrian.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:35 PM (lwiT4)

35 >>>Animal lovers who don't accept that the Croydon cat mutilations were the work of foxes scavenging roadkill have launched a furious backlash against the police.

Heh. My first thought was what does the forensic evidence show? And reading the article, sure enough, the libtards ignore it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2018 03:37 PM (/qEW2)

36 My bad neighbor's dog keeps coming over into my yard and digging holes. And the place he likes to dig the most is right at the bottom of my steps so I nearly fall every time I step in it going to the mailbox.


he is also digging up the damn water meter that I had to recover after they worked on it. I am thinking about throwing him in the trunk and hauling ass ass about 20 miles out in the country and dumping him. he can dig all he wants in the middle of nowhere.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 24, 2018 03:37 PM (mpXpK)

37 When I moved to Portland 20 years ago, the dog track was still open. Greyhound adoptions were very popular for the retired racing dogs, and just about everywhere you went you would see them (and the occasional whippet). Then they banned dog racing and it's been years since I've seen a greyhound around town.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (tfbws)

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My bad neighbor's dog

The dipsomaniac, or another bad neighbor?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (LsBY9)

39 The background inversion is driving me crazy, I keep thinking I wandered onto the wrong blog!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (f3oO4)

40 Lovely, lovely pets! Love the grocery-bag kit-kat story.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 03:40 PM (zEo4V)

41 You can look at Annie's and Emma's cranial capacity and hazard a guess that yes, Annie would be more intelligent. Sherlock Holmes once deduced that a man was intelligent due to the size of his hat (forget which story).

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2018 03:41 PM (/qEW2)

42 Then they banned dog racing and it's been years since I've seen a greyhound around town.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (tfbws)


Reason #17 as to why I hate do-gooders doing good. People agitate to get the tracks closed. Those dogs are BORN to run! There's nothing wrong with letting them run! The breed is going to dwindle. Think about it. If they forced horse racing out, how many people would breed thoroughbred race horses? Exactly.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:42 PM (lwiT4)

43 38


My bad neighbor's dog



The dipsomaniac, or another bad neighbor?



Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (LsBY9)

The one who used to come over and hit my liquor every Sunday until she went on the wagon. She has 4 dogs over there now. Three of them roam around at will. One that she has to keep on a chain because he got bad about roaming the neighborhood and biting kids. The third time the cops came out for that they told her the next trip would be that dog's last.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 24, 2018 03:42 PM (mpXpK)

44 37 When I moved to Portland 20 years ago, the dog track was still open. Greyhound adoptions were very popular for the retired racing dogs, and just about everywhere you went you would see them (and the occasional whippet). Then they banned dog racing and it's been years since I've seen a greyhound around town.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (tfbws)

+++

I remember going into a Pet-Smart on what turned out to be Saturday adoption day. There were about 15 greyhounds lined up pretty as you please. The most well-behaved dogs I had ever seen.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 03:43 PM (zEo4V)

45 Love all the doggehs, and want to pet them all until my hand is tired.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:44 PM (Nk3Dy)

46 Sherlock Holmes once deduced that a man was intelligent due to the size of his hat (forget which story).
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The Blue Carbuncle.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:45 PM (tfbws)

47 The angry cat lovers of Croydon should look for an old man and old woman who live together in a cottage shaded by trees. Then they need a gypsy boy to say a prayer to old gods. Then pass a law stating that in Croydon, no one person may kill a cat.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:46 PM (Nk3Dy)

48 Thank you Mis Hum and contributors! I often get to this thread too late to comment, but I want you all to know I look forward to seeing all the Pet Morons every week.

Now to go read the content. I did note while scrolling down someone saying they had the the world's dumbest greyhound. I had a couple greyhounds and will have to see about that when I read the details. My Phideaux was a good boy, but dumb as a rock. Tried to eat a bag of cottonballs 'cause he thought they were marshmallows. (They gave him those at the track for a treat.) Not as tasty as he thought they would be.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 24, 2018 03:46 PM (RfzVr)

49 Does BB also lick the inside of the plastic shopping bags or rub his face across them? Our Anko-chan does that every time CPT Charles or I put the empty bags on the floor.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:48 PM (Nk3Dy)

50 Oh yeah, I had a bag-licker once too. Drove me nuts.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (lwiT4)

51 Happy Caturday everyone

I suspect BB dresses up as the capped crusader and is a Batman fan

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (6VrXf)

52 42 Then they banned dog racing and it's been years since I've seen a greyhound around town.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:39 PM (tfbws)


Reason #17 as to why I hate do-gooders doing good. People agitate to get the tracks closed. Those dogs are BORN to run! There's nothing wrong with letting them run! The breed is going to dwindle. Think about it. If they forced horse racing out, how many people would breed thoroughbred race horses? Exactly.
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Bleeding heart do-gooders always act from their heart, not from their empty heads. That is why so few of their solutions actually work these days.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (Nk3Dy)

53 OT: {Nelson Muntz laugh} Michigan is getting humiliated. Suck it Harbaugh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (szHjc)

54 The problem with bad neighbor is she does not know how to say no to her kids. When ever they go somewhere where someone has puppies, kittens, or even baby geese they just have to have one or even two. But the geese got to be a pain in the ass for the neighborhood and someone called the cops for that. Geese are classified as farm animals and the county cops told her in no uncertain terms to get rid of them or move.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (mpXpK)

55
Geese and swans are very nasty birds.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 03:51 PM (LsBY9)

56 I have no idea why the cat licks the bag. It has nothing to do with her hairball or food-gorging issues, and it is not a supplemental food source. (Anko saves that for plants, muddy shoelaces, power cords, and pestering me for deli meat and ice cream.)

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:51 PM (Nk3Dy)

57 Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (Nk3Dy)

It doesn't have to work, it just has to make me "feel" like I'm doing good!

Posted by: Do Good Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 03:52 PM (f3oO4)

58 53 OT: {Nelson Muntz laugh} Michigan is getting humiliated. Suck it Harbaugh!
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Never mind the Super Bowl, the true showdown game of football is happening TODAY!

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:52 PM (Nk3Dy)

59 56
I have no idea why the cat licks the bag. It has nothing to do with her
hairball or food-gorging issues, and it is not a supplemental food
source. (Anko saves that for plants, muddy shoelaces, power cords, and
pestering me for deli meat and ice cream.)



Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:51 PM (Nk3Dy)

One of my cats just loves to play with plastic grocery bags. I keep a bag full of them on a table next to the litter box for when I clean the litter box. She will drag it off the table and play with them until she scatters them all over the floor in the kitchen.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at November 24, 2018 03:53 PM (mpXpK)

60 Michigan is getting humiliated. Suck it Harbaugh!

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM

You should have used or included Wolverines. It is the pet thread.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2018 03:54 PM (Dhht7)

61 Aahhh, back to normal!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 24, 2018 03:54 PM (ffYR/)

62 57 Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:49 PM (Nk3Dy)

It doesn't have to work, it just has to make me "feel" like I'm doing good!
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Truth!!

I am still learning to do the "post pictures" thing from the phone. Will have a kitteh picture or two when I figure it out.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 03:54 PM (Nk3Dy)

63 BB and the bags story is so funny. I can just imagine his pride, strutting around like Supercat..

Rihar, how nice of you to foster the doggies. They all look so content.

Babies Fleur and Emma both look like sweetie pies from the opposite end of the size spectrum.

Grammie, I know what you mean about needing an extra couch. Yeah, they're fast, for 5 minutes, twice a day. Otherwise it's snooze time.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 24, 2018 03:57 PM (RfzVr)

64 I would guess that the cat-bag-licking might be due to an odor of the plastic that we can't detect. Neither of my kittehs showed any particular interest in bags, but I generally kept them where they couldn't be got at.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:57 PM (tfbws)

65 7 Grey and Boxy! Great Pet Thread, MisHum!
Posted by: Surfperch at November 24, 2018 03:19 PM (Ehe+p)


Dog poop happens
Sorry about that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at November 24, 2018 03:59 PM (aA3+G)

66 Yeah, they're fast, for 5 minutes, twice a day. Otherwise it's snooze time.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 24, 2018 03:57 PM (RfzVr)


I think sometimes people hesitate adopting greyhounds because they think they're so energetic. Just the opposite. The only thing lazier than a greyhound is a doorknob. As you say, small tiny burst then PLOP. Good apartment animals.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:00 PM (lwiT4)

67 Reagan's military aide is interviewed by Whiskey Politics.

https://youtu.be/DPK15vfEp-4

This was very endearing, and moved my cold black tiny heart at times.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 24, 2018 04:01 PM (rnAwa)

68 grammie, Irish Wolfhounds are in the same league.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2018 04:02 PM (DFa6Z)

69
I think sometimes people hesitate adopting greyhounds because they think they're so energetic. Just the opposite. The only thing lazier than a greyhound is a doorknob. As you say, small tiny burst then PLOP. Good apartment animals.

Posted by: grammie winger


https://www.pinterest.com/sadann/richard-skipworth-greyhound-glossary/

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 04:04 PM (LsBY9)

70 What's the difference between Michigan and Trump's Twitter account?

Occasionally Trump actually blocks someone.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at November 24, 2018 04:05 PM (SgjGX)

71 grammie, Irish Wolfhounds are in the same league.

Posted by: Ben Had at November 24, 2018 04:02 PM (DFa6Z)


We had two Irish Wolfhounds at the vet where I worked. Pat and Mike, if you remember the movie. Very bewildered by the world.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:05 PM (lwiT4)

72 Wonderful pet pix!

And blubbed so hard over Cena. Semper fi, doggeh.

I would love a German Shepherd. I want one of those specially bred ones that don't have the super sloping hindquarters, tho. $$$.

Posted by: Gem at November 24, 2018 04:06 PM (XoAz8)

73 I used to go to the track in Portland. We didn't bet but we'd pretend like we did and ask other folks how they were doing. I have seen a greyhound rescue at the Pet Smart in Vancouver WA but don't know how often they are there.

Found out that my latest rescue is scared of the fire alarm.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at November 24, 2018 04:06 PM (Lqy/e)

74 70 What's the difference between Michigan and Trump's Twitter account?

Occasionally Trump actually blocks someone.
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Oooo, feel the burn!! *applauds*
I am not a Buckeye, but my parents are alumni and they will be watching today. They both remember going to games in the Woody Hayes days when actual students could get into the game and mammoths roamed the wilds of Ohio. Or something like that.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 04:07 PM (Nk3Dy)

75 My kitty Noodle used to play with the grocery bags, but she's 14 now and that must seem like work.

Posted by: Gem at November 24, 2018 04:07 PM (XoAz8)

76 https://www.pinterest.com/sadann/richard-skipworth-greyhound-glossary/

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 04:04 PM (LsBY9)


Hahaha - "Greyluctance" - so true! Thanks for the link!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:07 PM (lwiT4)

77 Bucks Win!

Posted by: Abby at November 24, 2018 04:08 PM (IFUWa)

78 >>Think about it. If they forced horse racing out, how many people would breed thoroughbred race horses? Exactly.

A number of my mom's horses came from the track. Thoroughbreds were popular for her uses and you're right, the track was a big source.

They also seemed to have some of the similar traits you described with your Greyhound. Took them a while to figure out they were horses.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)

79 I'm having a good larf at Hadrian's link.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:13 PM (lwiT4)

80 Took them a while to figure out they were horses.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf)


We never were able to train our greyhound to sit. So when giving out treats, we would say "Sit" to the Golden, and "Stand there and look pretty" to the Greyhound.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

81 Just gave Shirley the cat a standing on the porch railing brushing in 50 degree fall. Supposed to be 20 next week so that's it til next spring.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2018 04:19 PM (FhXTo)

82 My brother got a greyhound from the track. The poor thing took a long time to get used to being in a house and not a cage. A real sweety though.

Posted by: dartist at November 24, 2018 04:20 PM (K22Va)

83 Conservative Treehouse daily open thread always has some nice pictures of cats and also nice prayers and quotes from Scripture:

https://tinyurl.com/ybcqa3q3

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)

84 Yesterday, Shibumi's little cat passed away.

Apparently, her little heart just gave out, and she died in mid-scratch. She was probably around 11 years old, and did have heart problems. She was a rescue kitty, and Shibumi and her late mother got her from a cat rescue place. She had been found under a house in Detroit, with two kittens, in poor health when she was about 2 years old. She was a great companion to Shibumi's mother when she was suffering with cancer.

Shibumi is just broken - hearted. The little cat, Penny, has been her constant companion for years, and the house is so empty without her here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/TRjt)

85 >>We never were able to train our greyhound to sit. So when giving out treats, we would say "Sit" to the Golden, and "Stand there and look pretty" to the Greyhound.

I had almost the exact same experience with the horses. I'd say "If you bite me again you son of a bitch I am going to hit you between the eyes with a shovel.".

Same same.

Posted by: JackStraw at November 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

86 As you say, small tiny burst then PLOP.


I think I must be part greyhound-at least when it comes to cleaning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2018 04:23 PM (AllCR)

87 Shibumi is just broken - hearted. The little cat, Penny, has been her constant companion for years, and the house is so empty without her here.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/TRjt)

++++

I am so terribly sorry to hear this. Tell Shibumi that we are all thinking of her.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 04:24 PM (zEo4V)

88 >>>14 Just got our two new wee monster pussies into the house. Brother and sister.Kink black boy with a kink in his tail and Blink the wee grey girl. 8 weeks old and I have not laughed so much forever. The house has been too quiet after the loss of Billy cat and Puska the bestest dog. Having my toes bitten right now as they play. Such good fun.
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at November 24, 2018 03:26 PM (UpdBW)

Best wishes!

Posted by: m at November 24, 2018 04:24 PM (VmWui)

89 BC -- so sorry to hear that. Those kittehs get inside you and curl up comfortably, and when they go, they leave a big hole. Many condolences.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 04:25 PM (tfbws)

90 Shibumi is just broken - hearted. The little cat,
Penny, has been her constant companion for years, and the house is so
empty without her here.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/TRjt)



Oh no. I'm so sorry. Please tell Shibumi how sad I am for her.

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:25 PM (lwiT4)

91 Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 24, 2018 04:22 PM (/TRjt)

Sorry to hear that, particularly during this process of recovery after surgery when she could use support both feline and human..

How is Shibumi feeling physically after surgery?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2018 04:26 PM (AllCR)

92 The Blue Carbuncle.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at November 24, 2018 03:45 PM (tfbws)


Correct sir. Thanks. I hate it when I can't recall something like that.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 24, 2018 04:26 PM (/qEW2)

93 I think I must be part greyhound-at least when it comes to cleaning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 24, 2018 04:23 PM (AllCR)


LOL - at least you have the tiny little burst!

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:26 PM (lwiT4)

94 My cat and her sister when she was alive both did the plastic bag licking thing.

Posted by: Skip at November 24, 2018 04:27 PM (6VrXf)

95 I'm laughing my patoot off at Grammie's Golden and greyhound.

We have Goldens and friends who have greyhounds. We occasionally take in their doggehs and they take in ours.
Hilarity ensues!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 24, 2018 04:27 PM (Rxduq)

96 77
Bucks Win!

Posted by: Abby at November 24, 2018 04:08 PM (IFUWa)
Always!

Posted by: Sexy little doe at November 24, 2018 04:28 PM (d6Ksn)

97 Margarita - that does sound like fun

Posted by: grammie winger at November 24, 2018 04:28 PM (lwiT4)

98 Bozo, sorry to hear that. I remember when shibumi wrote about being concerned about Penny's health. Please convey my condolences and I hope shibumi can find comfort in having gave Penny a better life than the one she started out with.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 24, 2018 04:28 PM (RfzVr)

99 I am so terribly sorry to hear this. Tell Shibumi that we are all thinking of her.

Ditto. Also please tell her that we all wish her a speedy and complete recovery.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 24, 2018 04:28 PM (3C9q2)

100 Question: How many more sea turtles died due to the icy waters of Cape Cod where they froze to death vs the plastic straw plunged through the nose? Because I just saw an article about this where dozens of endangered sea turtles have lost their lives because of COLD.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 04:32 PM (zEo4V)

101 My nephew sent me the cutest vid of their kitteh, Ramona. They gave her some leftover turkey on a paper napkin. This was a new taste sensation for her. She puts her head up from time to time while eating it and there was pure bliss on her face. An expression that said "I did not know life could be this good." She then tried to eat the napkin.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 04:33 PM (d6Ksn)

102 NZFrank, Congratulations on your new furry housemates. Enjoy!

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 24, 2018 04:34 PM (758Rh)

103 Sorry to hear about Shibumi's kitteh. It couldn't have come at a worse time.
grammie, both the dumb and the brilliant dog are beauties.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 04:36 PM (d6Ksn)

104 Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 04:32 PM (zEo4V)

"Having them die from the cold can't happen because of global warming!"
Listens intently to instructions in earpiece
"Having them die from the cold is all your fault because you won't take global climate change seriously!"

Posted by: Do Good Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 04:37 PM (f3oO4)

105 Condolences shibumi.

Posted by: DaveA at November 24, 2018 04:37 PM (FhXTo)

106 Greyhound in reindeer antlers is just too real.

This morning just after dawn there were six deer in the yard. Hiding from hunters.

Posted by: mindful webworker - late as usual but anyway at November 24, 2018 04:39 PM (44Vok)

107 All the animals are adorable. Fleur looks cute. Emma looks lovable. Grammie's little ones are real characters. The Rihar gang sure look excited. BB's blue plastic stole will be a trendsetter.

Posted by: Mrs. JTB at November 24, 2018 04:41 PM (758Rh)

108 She puts her head up from time to time while eating it and there was pure bliss on her face.

The friends who invited me for Thanksgiving dinner gave me some turkey in a "kitteh bag" to take home for my two kittehs. Even though Casey and Coco have had turkey (Thanksgiving and otherwise) before, so that it's not new to them, they were delighted with their share of the humans' feast.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 24, 2018 04:41 PM (3C9q2)

109 Great pet pics, as usual.

Posted by: Blake - tis the season for grinching at November 24, 2018 04:43 PM (WEBkv)

110 Seriously, my sincere condolences to Shibumi.
The loss of a beloved companion animal leads to a grief that not everyone can understand, and that grief is both a blessing and a curse for those who do understand!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 04:43 PM (f3oO4)

111 FG AL Elephants. 17-7 vs Auburn Tigers (War Eagles.)

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Dhht7)

112 I can't believe there are people dumb enough to believe that sweet little foxes would somehow be above killing cats. So many people apparently think wild animals are just as they are portrayed in Disney cartoons.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (d6Ksn)

113 76 https://www.pinterest.com/sadann/richard-skipworth-greyhound-glossary/

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 24, 2018 04:04 PM (LsBY9)


Hahaha - "Greyluctance" - so true! Thanks for the link!
=========
"Grumbs" is an applicable term to Airedales as well.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (Nk3Dy)

114 Bleu loves turkey...and beef...and chicken... and Lays potato chips.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (kufk0)

115 A couple cats have just adopted me. Brother and sister i know for sure. Boy cat started gently chewing my toenails, so his name is 'foot fetish'. His sis is very well behaved and docile. Might name her 'pearl'.
My other cat 'shredder' surprisingly has taken to these two new additions. He is a mean cat but this is a good sign.

We see how it goes...

Posted by: Lone Ranger at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (BaogC)

116 One year, one of my cats jumped right into the refrigerator just as I was about to shut the door. He got one bite out of the newly placed turkey, which was raw and wrapped in plastic and mesh and was much larger than the cat.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 04:45 PM (zEo4V)

117 Boy cat started gently chewing my toenails, so his name is 'foot fetish'

Maybe he'll answer to "Clipper."

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 24, 2018 04:45 PM (3C9q2)

118 112 I can't believe there are people dumb enough to believe that sweet little foxes would somehow be above killing cats. So many people apparently think wild animals are just as they are portrayed in Disney cartoons.
----
Foxes can and will kill cats. Unless it's my friend's Maine Coon, in which case the fox better watch its tail. But if the Croydon cat killer is a fox, it's a serial killer with a mutilation pattern.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 04:47 PM (Nk3Dy)

119 Hugs to shibumi

Posted by: Votermom's phone on Happy Happy Joy Joy SpaceForce at November 24, 2018 04:47 PM (EGSGm)

120 112 I can't believe there are people dumb enough to believe that sweet little foxes would somehow be above killing cats. So many people apparently think wild animals are just as they are portrayed in Disney cartoons.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (d6Ksn)

Yep. Haven't these people ever watched a National Geographic special? Nature is red in tooth and claw.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2018 04:48 PM (NWiLs)

121 Sorry about your kitteh, shibumi.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 24, 2018 04:49 PM (NWiLs)

122 Fluff got my cawfee again yesterday. Ninja kitty...She takes about 5 paw-fills. She's messy.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 04:49 PM (+6jVU)

123 I can't believe there are people dumb enough to believe that sweet little foxes would somehow be above killing cats. So many people apparently think wild animals are just as they are portrayed in Disney cartoons.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (d6Ksn)

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Nature and the food chain are stone cold bitches like that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 24, 2018 04:51 PM (ffYR/)

124 "You gonna finish those fries?" - My friend's Maine Coon.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 04:51 PM (Nk3Dy)

125 "NOTICE ME!" - Anko-chan sitting on CPT Charles's arm while he is moderating a live stream.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 04:52 PM (Nk3Dy)

126 Nature and the food chain are stone cold bitches like that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 24, 2018 04:51 PM (ffYR/)

+++

It's a new, pretend world where boys can be girls, girls can be boys and animals never kill one another for either food or sport. Don't you just love it?

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 04:53 PM (zEo4V)

127 Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 04:44 PM (d6Ksn)

You mean to say that all foxes aren't at all like Br'er Fox?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 04:54 PM (f3oO4)

128 Those of us who have a dog, and count him a friend, know the value of thatfriend. He'll back you up more than most.
Those of us who served: we understand the meaning of backing our ship-mates, aboard or ashore (likely same for airmen, and surely for soldiers).
Those of us which have both: well, for those without the experience of
either, sad. You will likely not understand.

Mr. ACE, thanks for the weekend pet thread. If you can, place this oneregarding Cena to the regular column, please.

Nuf sedfch sends

Posted by: Horner, Fentress C. at November 24, 2018 04:54 PM (K9gJN)

129 Some of those biodegradable "plastic" bags are made out of potato starch or something yummy like that, I seem to recall.

Posted by: m at November 24, 2018 04:55 PM (VmWui)

130 129 Some of those biodegradable "plastic" bags are made out of potato starch or something yummy like that, I seem to recall.
Posted by: m at November 24, 2018 04:55 PM (VmWui)

+++

Flimsy doesn't even begin to describe them. I think the Walmart ones in particular come with pre-made holes.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 04:57 PM (zEo4V)

131 It's a new, pretend world where boys can be girls, girls can be boys

And humans can be furries.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 24, 2018 04:58 PM (3C9q2)

132 Basement cat...

I can only hope...'clipper'...one less task i have to do.

Posted by: Lone Ranger at November 24, 2018 04:58 PM (BaogC)

133 TD Auburn Tigers.

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2018 04:58 PM (Dhht7)

134 Posted by: exdem13 at November 24, 2018 04:51 PM (Nk3Dy)

Non-verbal Conor: "You're not really going to eat all that dinner, are you? Because if you aren't I'm here to help!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 05:00 PM (f3oO4)

135 Foxes can and will kill cats. Unless it's my friend's Maine Coon, in which case the fox better watch its tail. But if the Croydon cat killer is a fox, it's a serial killer with a mutilation pattern.
Posted by: exdem13



If we're giving out WAG's, I'll bet 10 quatloos that it's some f'n muzzie torturing and killing the cats.
If the brit cops won't touch foxes, they damn sure won't touch muzzies.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2018 05:00 PM (MVdB5)

136 If we're giving out WAG's, I'll bet 10 quatloos that it's some f'n muzzie torturing and killing the cats.

I thought it was dogs that offend members of the religion of peace.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 24, 2018 05:02 PM (3C9q2)

137 bread is in the oven and the dog knows it. Millie LOVES homemade bread. She will come running from anywhere in the house as soon as she hears you cutting a piece of bread. She whines and pesters you more for a piece of bread than any other type of food, including meat. Weirdest thing ever.

Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2018 05:02 PM (kufk0)

138 Posted by: rickb223 at November 24, 2018 05:00 PM (MVdB5)

My thoughts exactly. Aberrant* behavior has been bred in, so to speak!


*As defined by actual civilized societies!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 05:04 PM (f3oO4)

139 Every morning I have a battle with our Weimaraner Smokey. I pour coffee and he tries to drink coffee. He's tall enough to reach the counter and drink out if the cup. I have taken to hiding it in the microwave because that and the coffee machine is the only appliances he hasn't figured out.

Posted by: Abby at November 24, 2018 05:04 PM (gz/bZ)

140 Posted by: lin-duh at November 24, 2018 05:02 PM (kufk0)

+++

That's really something.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 05:05 PM (zEo4V)

141 Real dogs drink beer or whisky.

Posted by: saf at November 24, 2018 05:05 PM (5IHGB)

142 I thought it was dogs that offend members of the religion of peace.
Posted by: Basement Cat at November 24, 2018 05:02 PM (3C9q2)

Yes, but dogs really offend the muz, whereas the cats are just practice!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 24, 2018 05:06 PM (f3oO4)

143 Posted by: Abby at November 24, 2018 05:04 PM (gz/bZ)

++++

I am trying to picture this. LOL!

Posted by: washrivergal at November 24, 2018 05:06 PM (zEo4V)

144 Patch and Fluff love my homemade jerky. Maine Coons. Patch reaches up and puts his front paws on the bathroom counter to stretch. When he fills out...whoa.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 05:07 PM (+6jVU)

145 Late to the pet thread.. Great looking group this week!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:08 PM (1nLRT)

146 Love the Pet thread. I'm going to keep sending in pics of our Chihuahuas until everyone is sick of cute. We have a lot of them.

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at November 24, 2018 05:09 PM (XHdLb)

147 Just saw a yuuuuuuuuuge buck here at the farm. At least an 8 point. Tried to get a picture but he ran off. He was the size of a small horse.

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:12 PM (1nLRT)

148 Hey Weasel. Funny story. Heidi gets back from Mass Thanksgiving morning. I'm supposed to be showered and shaved and yet I'm still in bed with the cats and coffee when she returns. She gives me The Look. I say, "I'm talking fishing with Weasel. "

"So its Weasels fault?"

I just shrugged.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 05:12 PM (+6jVU)

149
"So its Weasels fault?"

I just shrugged.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 05:12 PM (+6jVU)
-----
You've sullied my reputation!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:13 PM (1nLRT)

150 The laziest dog I've ever seen is the bull mastiff who lives next door to my brother. A sweetie, with a head as big as a pumpkin, but so lazy I've seen him poop while lying down in the yard. Yeah, I know that's a lot of dog to move, but he just could not be bothered to get up and squat.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at November 24, 2018 05:14 PM (d6Ksn)

151 Nood Chess

Posted by: olddog in mo at November 24, 2018 05:14 PM (Dhht7)

152 Nood.

Posted by: HH at November 24, 2018 05:14 PM (mIJBI)

153 You've sullied my reputation!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:13 PM (1nLRT)

Lol. Hey, what are friends for?! You're way over there!? And really Weasel...feel free to sully mine if you get in a jam!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 05:15 PM (+6jVU)

154 Our female weim drink bourbon.

Posted by: Abby at November 24, 2018 05:17 PM (gz/bZ)

155 153 You've sullied my reputation!!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:13 PM (1nLRT)

Lol. Hey, what are friends for?! You're way over there!? And really Weasel...feel free to sully mine if you get in a jam!
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 05:15 PM (+6jVU)
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Nah, man. All good. I didn't have much of a (good) reputation anyway!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:21 PM (1nLRT)

156 Pretty sure I posted this last week, but here 'tis again, strong medicine. I spied it at my doctor's office:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yctmrbbb

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2018 05:22 PM (CDGwz)

157 The laziest dog I've ever seen is the bull mastiff who lives next door to my brother. A sweetie, with a head as big as a pumpkin, but so lazy I've seen him poop while lying down in the yard. Yeah, I know that's a lot of dog to move, but he just could not be bothered to get up and squat.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
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My neighbors had one named 'Frank', Frank the Tank.

If we encountered each other while out walking, Frank would immediately start to lie down. They would tug on his leash, saying, 'No, no Frank! Don't lie down! Don't lie down!', because it was the dickens to get him up on his feet and moving again.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 24, 2018 05:26 PM (CDGwz)

158 Shibumi, so sorry for your loss.

Great pet pics, as usual.

I've known a couple greyhounds. Retired from the tracks.
They love nothing more than to stretch out and nap.

Best thing for the loss of a pet, get another pet. When the time is right of course. Nothing takes the place of any lost loved one, but the shelters are so full of so many needy pets. Go get one. Or two.

Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at November 24, 2018 05:32 PM (w7KSn)

159 Nah, man. All good. I didn't have much of a (good) reputation anyway!

Posted by: Weasel at November 24, 2018 05:21 PM (1nLRT)

Yeah, you and me both.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 24, 2018 05:43 PM (+6jVU)

160 So sorry to hear about Penny Shubumi. I like to think that we will see them on the other side.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at November 24, 2018 05:44 PM (UpdBW)

161 Damm phone . I mean Shibumi.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at November 24, 2018 05:46 PM (UpdBW)

162 Shibumi, I'm crying with you.... we WILL see them again someday.

Posted by: Tammy al-Thor at November 24, 2018 06:51 PM (90KoH)

163 (((HUGS))) Shibumi. So sorry for your loss.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at November 24, 2018 08:34 PM (pHzbJ)

164 So sorry about your sweet kitty Shibumi. Tammy al-Thor is right, we will see them again, but it is hard waiting. The price of love I guess, but....
And Hadrian, thank you for the wonderful poem.

Posted by: Dreadpirateroberta at November 24, 2018 09:20 PM (yjbTx)

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