Mid-Morning Open Thread

Lorenzo de Medici 'The Magnificent'
Giorgio Vasari

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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1

Doesn't even look human.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 09:28 AM (lF4Mj)

2 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:28 AM (2El4P)

3 Victor Victoria?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 09:29 AM (dNzKv)

4 Doesn't even look human.
Posted by: Soothsayer

Has a fivehead

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:29 AM (2El4P)

5 He's got a Bob Hope/Richard Nixon nose going on there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 09:29 AM (vOkuK)

6 Ah, not a painting from The Hudson River School...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 19, 2018 09:30 AM (2I4LM)

7 Bob Hope's nose?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 09:30 AM (H7LIz)

8 Looks kinda like Beavis...or Butthead.

Posted by: BignJames at November 19, 2018 09:30 AM (cxHbL)

9 I published a book in the public domain on Amazon about Medici using this cover many moons ago:

https://tinyurl.com/ycxuck4d

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 09:30 AM (q8oeS)

10 Is this the one who became a corrupt Pope, BIRM.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 09:30 AM (dNzKv)

11 He's contemplating a future of French Toast without maple syrup.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (ctuyM)

12 Shit,a Borgia pope would be an improvement over the current....

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (BXMxN)

13 Interesting person. I just searched his name and images.

Thanks for posting such an interesting person, CBD!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (H7LIz)

14 PDT's doing two MAGA rallies in Mississipi next week. Is there a special election there or something?

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (NtglE)

15 Drop thine cocks and reacheth for thine socks.

Posted by: Sphynx at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (rXie1)

16 did he have a chair/throne made of skulls as well? seems quite found of skulls and masks.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (Cus5s)

17 14 PDT's doing two MAGA rallies in Mississipi next week. Is there a special election there or something?
Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (NtglE)

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Runoff for the senate seat.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 09:33 AM (q8oeS)

18 > Is this the one who became a corrupt Pope, BIRM.

There were four Medici popes, but he wasn't one of them.

Only two Borgia popes, alas.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 09:33 AM (vOkuK)

19
Frieze! Put your hands up!

Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 19, 2018 09:34 AM (e7O7B)

20 The reason they called him "The Magnificent" is resting under his left hand. And down his trousers. And almost to the doorway. But not quite.

Posted by: Dr. Not The 9 O'Clock News at November 19, 2018 09:34 AM (TBpGE)

21 Drop thine cocks and reacheth for thine socks.
Posted by: Sphynx at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM

I prefereth the opposite.

Posted by: Sandra de Flukeici at November 19, 2018 09:34 AM (ctuyM)

22 I got yer Magnificent RIGHT HERE!!

Posted by: Lorenzo at November 19, 2018 09:34 AM (kc+Bd)

23 'vase of all virtues'

Posted by: Sphynx at November 19, 2018 09:35 AM (rXie1)

24 I imagine that each of the faces and masks is symbolic of something. I also wish I could read Latin.

Of course Lorenzo is magnificent. He's paying for this. He's probably a badass who slew all those demons.

The one thing I do find surprising is that Vasari took this picture while Lorenzo was rearranging his junk. I mean, we all do it but is that what we want in the picture?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 09:35 AM (fuK7c)

25 I have a dream that one day my picture will hang in Post Office lobbies everywhere and I shall be remembered as 'most wanted'.

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 09:35 AM (hrcfq)

26

Nice historical art, CBD.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 09:35 AM (HaL55)

27 Thanks, TJM! (Figured it had to be something.)

I'm outta here now. T'day preps in full force. See yaz later hopefully.

Posted by: IrishEi at November 19, 2018 09:35 AM (NtglE)

28 > Shit,a Borgia pope would be an improvement over the current....

Just don't confuse us with those Florentine finocchios.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 09:36 AM (vOkuK)

29 dude's a ringer for Beavis, amirite?

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (dzYvy)

30 Those are some long fingers on that dude. He looks like the Devil himself.

And Good Morning Glories!

Posted by: ALH at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (uLuPn)

31 Any relation to Julia Roberts?

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (wJHN9)

32 That bag on his belt that he's clutching?

That's right.

Onions.

Posted by: mindful webworker - cha-chas with cheetahs at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (n3Kee)

33

Lorenzo the Magnificent - a limerick

A painting of some Renaissance joker
With undertones of magenta and ochre
The artist's palms he greased
(Hence the title of the piece)
But he's better known as "Len the Mediocre"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (m45I2)

34 surprising is that Vasari took this picture while Lorenzo was rearranging his junk.

Not so. He was fondling the gold coins in the money bag on his sash.

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (hrcfq)

35 Quite a nice portrait. The level of detail is amazing.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (U5tDi)

36

I'd hee w'it...

Posted by: Barney Frank at November 19, 2018 09:38 AM (GEhPL)

37 Medici, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 09:38 AM (KW58h)

38 32 That bag on his belt that he's clutching?

That's right.

Onions.
Posted by: mindful webworker - cha-chas with cheetahs at November 19, 2018 09:37 AM (n3Kee)

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Damn...Grandpa Simpson was older than I thought.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 09:38 AM (q8oeS)

39 The reason they called him "The Magnificent" is resting under his left hand. And down his trousers. And almost to the doorway. But not quite.
Posted by: Dr. Not The 9 O'Clock News

Lorenzo de Medici "The Girthy" was too "in your husband's face" for the times.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:38 AM (2El4P)

40

I imagine that each of the faces and masks is symbolic of something. I also wish I could read Latin.

Does anybody have a good site that goes into an explanation of these historical-type paintings? Every time I search one, I just get more images or places to buy a print of it, which isn't quite what I'm looking for.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 09:39 AM (HaL55)

41 TP for my bunghole. HT: 29 fastfreefall

Posted by: Sphynx at November 19, 2018 09:39 AM (rXie1)

42 While Lorenzo was being magnificent, the Paolo was entertaining his wife.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 09:39 AM (GLtod)

43 So have we determined what's going on in the background there? Because it looks pretty sinister.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 09:39 AM (RD7QR)

44 Does anybody have a good site that goes into an explanation of these historical-type paintings? Every time I search one, I just get more images or places to buy a print of it, which isn't quite what I'm looking for.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 09:39 AM (HaL55)
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Yes. Her name is Kris and she'll show up here eventually.

Posted by: bluebell at November 19, 2018 09:39 AM (U5tDi)

45 Lorenzo de Medici "The Girthy" was too "in your husband's face" for the times.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:38 AM

Meh. The Paolo, he is not impressed.

Posted by: Paolo at November 19, 2018 09:40 AM (KW58h)

46 Is this the one who became a corrupt Pope, BIRM.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 09:30 AM (dNzKv)

Kind of a long list, there.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 09:40 AM (7PLM4)

47 34 surprising is that Vasari took this picture while Lorenzo was rearranging his junk.

I got your Pazzi Conspiracy right here, pal.

Posted by: Lorenzo deMedici at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (H7LIz)

48
Is ruth ginsberg dead yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (lF4Mj)

49

Yes. Her name is Kris and she'll show up here eventually.

OK, I'll wait. *patiently twiddles thumbs*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (HaL55)

50 'Bring on the horny nuns'

Posted by: Sphynx at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (rXie1)

51 The right hand gesture is the same in a pic I took of my bro. Was going thru some slides from 20 years ago, came across portrait of handsome guy I didn't recognize. It was my brother!

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (RaxiV)

52 The dude may be thinking "wtf...I shouldn't have tried that boiled tampon pruno kids make nowadays" as the hallucinations swirled around him

Posted by: fastfreefall at November 19, 2018 09:42 AM (dzYvy)

53 http://bit.ly/2ORYUE6
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We Are The Champions - Performed by The Black Jacket Symphony featuring Marc Martel
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I think someone cloned Freddie Mercury

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 09:42 AM (BqBId)

54 Somebody call PETA. He's wearing tiger fur on his cuffs.

Posted by: ALH at November 19, 2018 09:42 AM (uLuPn)

55 48 Is ruth ginsberg dead yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Creator of the Nood alert at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (lF4Mj)

Only I can issue a death certificate for her, because . . . constitution!

Posted by: Random Hawaiian Judge at November 19, 2018 09:44 AM (H7LIz)

56 You wanna see magnificent? Check out the dude on the right balancing a pitcher on his forehead.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:44 AM (m45I2)

57 This one is too easy! The baby snow leopards are wrapped around Mr. Magnificent's wrists.

Posted by: Gref at November 19, 2018 09:45 AM (AMIL/)

58 came across portrait of handsome guy I didn't recognize. It was my brother!

"Dear Brother, I found this lovely old photograph of you looking young and handsome and vibrant. I barely recognized you. You've really gone to shit, haven't you? Do you ever think about exercise? Did you know that eating at Wendy's instead of McDonald's really isn't variety.

Sheesh. Now I'm depressed. Thank goodness Mom didn't live to see this.

Love,

your loving sister"

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 09:45 AM (fuK7c)

59 48 Is ruth ginsberg dead yet?

She's empty inside, if that's any consolation.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 09:45 AM (H7LIz)

60 Well... we could have gotten Piero The Unfortunate... so there's that.

Posted by: Dr. Not The 9 O'Clock News at November 19, 2018 09:45 AM (TBpGE)

61 Bring on the horny nuns'

*********

Wouldn't you rather go out with a bang than a wimple?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:45 AM (m45I2)

62

The more I peruse it, that's one strange painting.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 09:46 AM (HaL55)

63 28. omg haven't heard that term in so long. Isn't that the word for fennel?

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 09:46 AM (RaxiV)

64 'Bring on the horny nuns'
Posted by: Sphynx

Bad, bad, wicked Zoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:46 AM (2El4P)

65 2
Corgis called

Woof.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 19, 2018 09:46 AM (vWMNq)

66 Well... we could have gotten Piero The Unfortunate... so there's that.
Posted by: Dr. Not The 9 O'Clock News

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:47 AM (2El4P)

67 Well... we could have gotten Piero The Unfortunate... so there's that.
Posted by: Dr. Not The 9 O'Clock News at November 19, 2018 09:45 AM (TBpGE)

There's always Aethelred the Unready, for unfortunate royal stylings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

68 Is that mask rocking a hitler stache? Also the list of corrupt popes may be long, but the list of Medici popes is short.

Posted by: Someguy at November 19, 2018 09:47 AM (qt8Bt)

69 The book is from 1969 and meant for schoolchildren, but Lorenzo de'Medici and the Renaissance is an excellent short bio of him:

https://tinyurl.com/y8xlaezk

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 09:47 AM (kqsXK)

70 Leopard skin cuff links - what moron wouldn't want to be seen in those?

Posted by: South of Caligirl at November 19, 2018 09:48 AM (o2vOl)

71 58. The poor guy has had it rough...still with a 33inch waist though. GAINNZZ!

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 09:48 AM (RaxiV)

72 I need to learn more about this painting, especially the meanings of the background materials. (And yeah, I thought of a Bob Hope nose right off.)

This is not as brightly colored as many of Giorgio Vasari's works. It would be interesting to learn what his palette was for this one. Also, it feels much more modern than 16th century works with that ethereal and almost grotesque background. Fascinating.

I should translate the Latin, which probably has meaning for the scene.

Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2018 09:48 AM (758Rh)

73 72 I should translate the Latin, which probably has meaning for the scene.
Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2018 09:48 AM (758Rh)

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"Drink more Ovaltine."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 09:49 AM (q8oeS)

74 Between the clothes and the pose, this could be a portrait of Prince.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 09:49 AM (5aX2M)

75 Michael Jackson crotch grab, c. 1553.

Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 09:50 AM (88+cf)

76 "Pensive Beavis Reflects On A Misspent Youth."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 09:50 AM (Bdeb0)

77 Bring on the horny nuns'
Posted by: Sphynx

Not as effective as you might think.

Posted by: Torquemada at November 19, 2018 09:50 AM (KW58h)

78 It don't matter if ur rekt as long as u can still rock the boot leg jeans, amirite?

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 09:51 AM (RaxiV)

79 73 ... LOL!
TMJ, thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: JTB at November 19, 2018 09:51 AM (758Rh)

80 There's always Aethelred the Unready, for unfortunate royal stylings.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I hate how they quit using those type of titles.

George Bush the Elder
George Bush the Younger
Barack the Unwise
Mooch the Ugly

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:51 AM (2El4P)

81 Ow

Posted by: Alex Smith at November 19, 2018 09:51 AM (gC2IV)

82 Bring on the horny nuns'

************

Let's not encourage bad habits.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)

83 Bring on the horny nuns'

**********

Well, that would be unconventional.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:52 AM (m45I2)

84 >>Let's not encourage bad habits.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:51 AM (m45I2)

Or bad abbots.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 09:52 AM (Bdeb0)

85 Bring on the horny nuns'

********

Vowzer!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:52 AM (m45I2)

86 Let's not encourage bad habits.

Posted by: Muldoon

Get thee to a punnery!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 09:53 AM (fuK7c)

87 I was looking at the pic, thinking: Did I date this guy? lol

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 09:53 AM (RaxiV)

88 Bring on the horny nuns'

************

Let's not encourage bad habits.
Posted by: Muldoon

You get a ruler, and you get a ruler, and you get a ruler.

Everyone gets a ruler across the knuckles!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:53 AM (2El4P)

89 This is a cool architectural optical illusion:

https://tinyurl.com/ya7vpsh5

Posted by: Lizzy at November 19, 2018 09:54 AM (W+vEI)

90 88You get a ruler, and you get a ruler, and you get a ruler.

Everyone gets a ruler across the knuckles!
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 09:53 AM (2El4P)

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"I said, 'You're really up shit creek.'"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 09:54 AM (q8oeS)

91 Is that where the Templar's brazen head Baphomet wound up?

Or is it merely some human featured alchemical vessel?

Posted by: Kindltot at November 19, 2018 09:54 AM (mUa7G)

92 Bring on the horny nuns'

*******

Hmmmm.

Cloister
Oyster
Moister

Give me a few minutes.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:55 AM (m45I2)

93 I bought 2 issues of Rolling Stone back in the '80's before I realized what a waste of money it was.
I see now that they have a story about an astrologer that's putting social justice into a new field.
Sound like she's stuffing a bunch of BS into a bunch of BS.
She's 2 thirds of the way into an SJW turducken...with the emphasis on the turd.

Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 09:56 AM (DHLh0)

94
"People also searched for Cnut the Great."

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 09:56 AM (hrcfq)

95 80 Jeb Bush the Low Energy

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 09:56 AM (BXMxN)

96 Bring on the horny nuns'

********

Sometimes, when you stare into the abbess...

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:57 AM (m45I2)

97 'Bring on the horny nuns'

Posted by: Sphynx at November 19, 2018 09:41 AM (rXie1)

Go to Venice. In the 17th and 18th centuries, Venetian convents were notorious as high-priced bagnios.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 09:57 AM (kqsXK)

98

Give me a few minutes.

I'll just step waaayyy over here away from Muldoon so I don't get struck by the lightning bolt...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 09:57 AM (HaL55)

99 A skinny Dan Bongino before all his GAINZZZ.

Posted by: fly gal at November 19, 2018 09:58 AM (9Ihdm)

100 Looks like a tinted woodcut to me. From dim recollection, big noses were a feature, not a bug, of the Italian aristocracy (and mercenaries, same difference). Could look commanding on a man, but for women could be problematic -- but as long as they had enough money, I guess they were still desirable.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 19, 2018 09:58 AM (MIKMs)

101 Give me a few minutes.
Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 09:55 AM

Wait. Muldoon is stumped? O_o

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 09:58 AM (KW58h)

102 >>I see now that they have a story about an astrologer that's putting social justice into a new field. Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 09:56 AM (DHLh0)

No doubt New Age guru Marianne Williamson's 2020 prez campaign will get a kid-gloves profiling.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 09:58 AM (Bdeb0)

103 One wishes God really would get back to the smiting.

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 09:59 AM (BXMxN)

104 There's always Aethelred the Unready, for unfortunate royal stylings.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 09:47 AM (5aX2M)

Thou mayest bite me, churl.

Posted by: Joanna the Mad at November 19, 2018 09:59 AM (kqsXK)

105 I see now that they have a story about an astrologer that's putting social justice into a new field.

The joke on Twitter was that she's adding cancer to cancer. At least in July.

Posted by: Ian S. at November 19, 2018 09:59 AM (ZGrMX)

106 Sound like she's stuffing a bunch of BS into a bunch of BS.
She's 2 thirds of the way into an SJW turducken...with the emphasis on the turd.
Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 09:56 AM (DHLh0)

Please, please please let them run ads against Trump in 2020 saying we shouldn't vote for him because he's a Pisces (or whatever he is)

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 09:59 AM (7PLM4)

107 I'll just step waaayyy over here away from Muldoon so I don't get struck by the lightning bolt...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

*******

That's precisely why I only alluded to a limerick about moister cloistered oysters rather than actually wri.....ZAP!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)

108 88. We had a tough old Irish Catholic nun haul off and punch the worst offenders. Bony knuckles.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:01 AM (RaxiV)

109 "People also searched for Cnut the Great."

did they try flour?

good morning morons!

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:01 AM (KR1Dw)

110 Go to Venice. In the 17th and 18th centuries, Venetian convents were notorious as high-priced bagnios.
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Darnitall, that is one of the crossword puzzle words that I always miss!

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 19, 2018 10:01 AM (MIKMs)

111 Looks like a tinted woodcut to me. From dim recollection, big noses were a feature, not a bug, of the Italian aristocracy (and mercenaries, same difference). Could look commanding on a man, but for women could be problematic -- but as long as they had enough money, I guess they were still desirable.
Posted by: mustbequantum

Face down, butt up.
Didn't matter how big her nose was.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:01 AM (2El4P)

112

Say "Hi" to buzzion for me, Muldoon.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 10:02 AM (HaL55)

113 > omg haven't heard that term in so long. Isn't that the word for fennel?

Yeah. I have no idea how it acquired its secondary slang meaning.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 10:02 AM (vOkuK)

114 The novices Bingo and Zoot
Wore their see-through naively and cute
It then began to vex
Would they get oral sex?
Oh they'll get it all en suite toute!

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (fuK7c)

115 That's precisely why I only alluded to a limerick about moister cloistered oysters rather than actually wri.....ZAP!!!!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 10:01 AM (m45I2)

How do you solve a problem like Muldoon...

Posted by: Vendette at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (tT986)

116 The Medici family held a large jousting competition that Lorenzo won, at age 19. His win was the topic of writing by many afterwards, including Niccolo Machiavelli. In true Machiavellian fashion, he wrote that Lorenzo had won 'not by way of favor, but by his own valor and skill in arms.'

Machiavellian sarcasm?

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (vIwls)

117
Shit,a Borgia pope would be an improvement over the current....

Posted by: steevy at November 19, 2018 09:32 AM (BXMxN)

Say what you will about Alexander VI's morals, no one could accuse him of preaching heresy.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (eWGQ3)

118 Brother Maynard, bring forth the holy hand grenade!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (gC2IV)

119 > There's always Aethelred the Unready, for unfortunate royal stylings.

Don't forget me.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (vOkuK)

120
High Priced ... bagnios.

Of course they were high priced. They were all virgins.

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 10:04 AM (hrcfq)

121 Alex VI couldn't be a heretic; I suspect he didn't even believe in G-d.

on the plus side, he believed in an even more worthy ideal. Beating the French.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:05 AM (KR1Dw)

122 > Say what you will about Alexander VI's morals, no one could accuse him of preaching heresy.

And, as noted on the previous thread, while I might've had a bunch of illegitimate kids hanging around, my preferred sex partners were consenting adult women, and they did not have abortions.

So, even my morals don't look all that bad by modern standards.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 19, 2018 10:05 AM (vOkuK)

123 Whoops. Forgot to take off "Charles the Simple" sock.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 10:06 AM (vOkuK)

124 part of me hopes Strickland and Vigoda have a little meeting in Avignon.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:06 AM (KR1Dw)

125 114. we say froscio, (-one, -etto). No idea if it's just our dialect.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:07 AM (RaxiV)

126 > Machiavellian sarcasm?

Machiavellian brown-nosing, more like.

He really, really wanted the Medici to give him a job, but they never did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 10:07 AM (vOkuK)

127
Don't forget me.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (vOkuK)

"Or us." - Charles II of Spain and Ferdinand I of Austria, dregs of the House of Habsburg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2018 10:07 AM (eWGQ3)

128 I prefer the bust. That's the only reason I remember him from history class.

https://tinyurl.com/y8odzzph

You can see the bile and ruthlessness just oozing out. That sticks with you. This painting OTOH, is weak and clumsy by comparison. I think Beavis comparison above is the most apt.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:07 AM (/qEW2)

129 Sorry grandma!

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 10:07 AM (m45I2)

130 I actually took it as a compliment.

Posted by: Harald the Berserker at November 19, 2018 10:08 AM (fuK7c)

131 Alex VI wasn't even the worst horn dog. John XII wins that one.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:08 AM (KR1Dw)

132 Guy with the Hitler mustache: "I say, old chap, would you mind removing this tube from my left eye socket?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:09 AM (/qEW2)

133 Alexander VI > Alexandra Ojos Locos

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+y/Ru)

134

NOT SO TERRIBLE AFTER ALL - a limerick

Said Ivan, Why are folks always judging me?
Seems I only get my kudos begrudgingly
But I'm trying hard to mellow
And be a slightly nicer fellow
So I'd rather be known as "Ivan the Curmudgeonly"

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 10:10 AM (m45I2)

135 Sound like she's stuffing a bunch of BS into a bunch of BS.
She's 2 thirds of the way into an SJW turducken...with the emphasis on the turd.
Posted by: Downcast at November 19, 2018 09:56 AM

But does she weigh the same as a duck?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 19, 2018 10:11 AM (KW58h)

136 *looks down on all the stupid socks here*

*clamber up a table*

*looks down on all the stupid socks here*

Posted by: Pepin the Short at November 19, 2018 10:11 AM (KR1Dw)

137 > "Or us." - Charles II of Spain

So you're saying that being descended from Joanna the Mad in eight separate ways, and having your parents be uncle and niece (who were also more closely related, genetically, than a normal brother and sister) wasn't a good idea?

Of course, at the time, his many problems were ascribed to "witchcraft".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 19, 2018 10:12 AM (vOkuK)

138 Convents were sometimes kind of lax
Really, I am just stating the facts

St Therese reformed the Carmelite order
in a big way, not just "sorta"

And guests couldn't visit nor loiter

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 10:12 AM (AllCR)

139 So you're saying that being descended from Joanna the Mad in eight separate ways, and having your parents be uncle and niece

Ol' Uncle Dad & Mom Sis?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:13 AM (2El4P)

140 How would you like being nicknamed the medieval equivalent of "short britches"?

Welcome to my world.

Posted by: Robert Curthose at November 19, 2018 10:13 AM (vOkuK)

141 I'm reading a book right now called April Blood about the attempted assassination of Lorenzo and the aftermath of the event and this is the cover .

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 10:13 AM (NFEMn)

142 *farrrt*

Posted by: Charles the Fat at November 19, 2018 10:14 AM (KR1Dw)

143 *looks down on all the stupid socks here*

*clamber up a table*

*looks down on all the stupid socks here*
Posted by: Pepin the Short

Scamp & Lefty the Breasteses

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:14 AM (2El4P)

144 I like TRUMP have no problem fussing the SEALS

Posted by: Disabled at November 19, 2018 10:15 AM (cL9PQ)

145 Isn't Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AWESOME!?! She's a breath of fresh air! I can't get enough of her! Finally, someone young and attractive in Congress! Did you see what she was wearing yesterday!?! Can you say "trend-setter"!?! I watched her on ALL of her media appearances this weekend! I just LOVE all of her tweets! She's got lots of fresh new ideas that are going to solve all of our problems! I just realized that I spend at least two or three hours a day watching and reading and talking about the A-MA-ZING AOC! I'm her NUMBER ONE fan!!!

Wait, what, Rethuglicans don't like her!?! Ugh! Why are they so OBSESSED with AOC!?! I mean, they're even obsessed with her CLOTHES! GET A LIFE, NAZIS!

Posted by: Samantha Gee, Unemployable Snowflake, Bringing the Pre-Hate at November 19, 2018 10:15 AM (uloIh)

146 to any true Englishman, the Norman is William the Bastard.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:15 AM (KR1Dw)

147 139. Teresa of Avila. Therese was the Little Flower, died age 24.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:16 AM (RaxiV)

148 >>146 Isn't Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AWESOME!?!

Yes. O'Rourke/Ocasio-Cortez 2020.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:17 AM (Bdeb0)

149 Teresa of Avila. Therese was the Little Flower, died age 24.

Yes; I know the difference. I made a mistake in the name. Sorry.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 10:17 AM (AllCR)

150 Or bad abbots.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 09:52 AM

This.

Posted by: Texans at November 19, 2018 10:18 AM (ctuyM)

151 All this ragging on the RCC and the popes. Until VERY recently Popes were also temporal leaders, rulers of their own states with actually armies and mercenaries at their disposal--like Henry VIII eventually was when he named himself head of the CoE.
This idea that popes were these cuddly old guineas praying and kissing everyone's feet is a relatively new thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 10:18 AM (NFEMn)

152 Convents were sometimes kind of lax
Really, I am just stating the facts

St Theresa reformed the Carmelite order
in a big way, not just "sorta"

And guests couldn't visit nor loiter

FIXED!!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 10:18 AM (AllCR)

153 I hope that article posted by Instapundit describing how progressives are turning white women into the new enemy is true.

The white voting electorate is already in the process of voting like a block. I can't imagine a better way to speed that up than for progressives to start blanket hating on the people who gave them wins in Arizona and supported Beto so thoroughly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (q8oeS)

154
The Medici family held a large jousting competition that Lorenzo won, at age 19. His win was the topic of writing by many afterwards, including Niccolo Machiavelli. In true Machiavellian fashion, he wrote that Lorenzo had won 'not by way of favor, but by his own valor and skill in arms.'

Machiavellian sarcasm?

Posted by: tumbleweed at November 19, 2018 10:03 AM (vIwls)

Quite possible. Nicky was no great fan of the Medici (when they overthrew the Florentine Republic and arrested Machiavelli, they tortured him rather nastily, via the strappado).

A few years later, he wrote The Prince, addressed to Lorenzo, basically as an attempt to get a job. I always thought it was smart of the Medici to decline, as I'm fairly certain that Nicky was still pissed off and looking to get even.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (veoSD)

155 Isn't Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AWESOME!?!

*************

What's not to like? She has all of the economic acumen of Bernie Sanders without that troublesome old white-dude baggage.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (m45I2)

156 Isn't Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AWESOME!?!

Yes. O'Rourke/Ocasio-Cortez 2020.
Posted by: Zod

Drunken Mick/Commie Prick

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (2El4P)

157 Re: the Obamas and their growing wealth. Maybe elected officials should face a 99 percent tax rate on wealth gained after election. It's up to them to prove their new wealth is not related to holding office.
I know that's unworkable and probably unfair but I'd like to see it.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (nBr1j)

158 149. it's ok. Now extend your hand please, here comes the RULER!

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (RaxiV)

159 148
Yes. O'Rourke/Ocasio-Cortez 2020.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:17 AM (Bdeb0)

He should legally change his name to Beto. That's all. Just Beto.

Posted by: rickl at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (xjiRE)

160 Isn't Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AWESOME!?!

No.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 10:20 AM (AllCR)

161 seven figure book deal for deserting Trump's circle and writing about it? that is not a book deal. that is a bag of silver coins

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:20 AM (KR1Dw)

162 Quite possible. Nicky was no great fan of the Medici (when they overthrew the Florentine Republic and arrested Machiavelli, they tortured him rather nastily, via the strappado).

I always wondered what "strap on" was in Italian.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:20 AM (2El4P)

163 I'm tired of hearing the media crow about the "wonderful" diversity of the new Democrat members of congress. Yeah, it's window dressing diversity, not real diversity of opinion. All of these people are going to be voting exactly the same way--however Nancy Pelosi wants them to.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 10:21 AM (NFEMn)

164 This idea that popes were these cuddly old guineas praying and kissing everyone's feet is a relatively new thing.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 10:18 AM (NFEMn)

Imma smack you upside the head!

Posted by: John XXIII at November 19, 2018 10:22 AM (kqsXK)

165 "diversity" means "in what diverse WAYS do we screw whitey".

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:22 AM (KR1Dw)

166 157 Re: the Obamas and their growing wealth. Maybe elected officials should face a 99 percent tax rate on wealth gained after election. It's up to them to prove their new wealth is not related to holding office.
I know that's unworkable and probably unfair but I'd like to see it.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (nBr1j)

=========

It's also unAmerican.

We're supposed to have citizen politicians, who can go back to living their lives after time in government.

A blanket tax like that goes against the idea of a citizen driven government.

Of course, that's not what we actually have, but any effort to curb people like that would hit the actual citizen politicians hardest and the people like the Obama's the least because they'd find a way around it.

I like the idea of a 100% tax on all income from work unrelated to the person's previous employment (like, if you were a dermatologist before you went into Congress, that activity is taxed regularly, but if you lobby, then it's a massive tax).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 10:23 AM (q8oeS)

167 I always wondered what "strap on" was in Italian.

"Oriana Fallaci."

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (kqsXK)

168 At some point you've made enough money. Amirite, Michael?

Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama, future billionaire and grifter extraordinare at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (ptqGC)

169 Pfft

Posted by: Erwin Rommel at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (j/49Y)

170 I really like the gravy boat in the upper left in the shape of a demonic head with a spoon sticking out of its mouth. Very appetizing.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (/qEW2)

171 168 At some point you've made enough money. Amirite, Michael?
Posted by: Barry Hussein Obama, future billionaire and grifter extraordinare at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (ptqGC)

==========

I'm sure our neutral, hard hitting press will throw that quote in Barry's face in some interview any day now.

The ones at CNN keeping the Obama Lie Tracker are dying to hear his answer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (q8oeS)

172 163. the suburban moms love the window dressing though. It masks their own ingrained racism.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:25 AM (RaxiV)

173 170 I really like the gravy boat in the upper left in the shape of a demonic head with a spoon sticking out of its mouth. Very appetizing.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (/qEW2)

I'm ready for Thanksgiving, also!

Posted by: ALH at November 19, 2018 10:25 AM (uLuPn)

174 Mass demonstrations causing roadblocks across the country are part of the "gilets jaunes" or "yellow vests" movement, which opposes mounting gas prices and eco-taxes on polluting forms of transport.

The death occurred when a driver "panicked" and ran over someone after arriving at a blockade for an undeclared protest not far from the city of Lyon, Louis Laugier, the prefect of the Savoie region, said at a news conference.

A further 227 people were injured -- six severely -- in protests across the country, and 73 people were taken into police custody, the Interior Ministry said in a statement. Five police officers suffered slight injuries, and one was severely injured. Another five gendarmes were hurt as well.

Posted by: SMOD at November 19, 2018 10:26 AM (x7OgJ)

175 Wakes up.
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. Not even ten entries in and a reference to Bevis and Butthead. It's gonna becan epic Horde week methinks!
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 10:27 AM (0tfLf)

176 163. the suburban moms love the window dressing though. It masks their own ingrained racism.
Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:25 AM (RaxiV)

Yes. Ingrained and DEEP racism along with complete denial of it....

Posted by: JoeF. at November 19, 2018 10:28 AM (NFEMn)

177 #171. The one's manning the CNN lie tracker died of zero information 10 years ago. They're now bone piles around their desk chairs.

Posted by: torabora at November 19, 2018 10:29 AM (VEaFW)

178 And guests couldn't visit nor loiter
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 19, 2018 10:12 AM (AllCR)

Well done!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 10:29 AM (fDU8w)

179 >>"Oriana Fallaci." Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at November 19, 2018 10:24 AM (kqsXK)

There's a name we haven't heard in awhile.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)

180 177. lack of self awareness is primary identifier of the libtard in the wild.

Posted by: kallisto at November 19, 2018 10:31 AM (RaxiV)

181
It's also unAmerican.

We're supposed to have citizen politicians, who can go back to living their lives after time in government.

A blanket tax like that goes against the idea of a citizen driven government.

Of course, that's not what we actually have, but any effort to curb people like that would hit the actual citizen politicians hardest and the people like the Obama's the least because they'd find a way around it.

I like the idea of a 100% tax on all income from work unrelated to the person's previous employment (like, if you were a dermatologist before you went into Congress, that activity is taxed regularly, but if you lobby, then it's a massive tax).
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 10:23 AM (q8oeS)

Fair enough.

Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at November 19, 2018 10:31 AM (nBr1j)

182 Yes. O'Rourke/Ocasio-Cortez 2020.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:17 AM (Bdeb0)

The "Oh-Oh" ticket.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 10:31 AM (fDU8w)

183 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy"

-
Hey! There's no excuse for that kind of language!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:32 AM (+y/Ru)

184 >>>75 Michael Jackson crotch grab, c. 1553.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 19, 2018 09:50 AM (88+cf)

Thanks! Now, earworm.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 10:33 AM (GkIz4)

185 Insty's been talking about a "revolving door surtax" on govt. officials turned lobbyists for a long time now. Dunno if there's an actual plan or any columns fleshing it out, but really, it should be pretty popular.

Which is probably why no one *in* office ever brings it up.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 19, 2018 10:35 AM (EQv7P)

186 >>184 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy"

Cindy McCain is a beer bore.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:35 AM (Bdeb0)

187 Funny, the previous worst Pope ever (Borgia) was a Spic who was corrupted by Rome, while the new worst Pope is trying to pass as Latino, but is really the son of Eye-talian immigrants.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at November 19, 2018 10:35 AM (EZwv4)

188 His face looks like he belongs in a Clint Eastwood movie like Every Which Way But Loose.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 10:35 AM (V7hgh)

189 Good morning, Horde.

Quick question - is there any real danger of Mike Espy flipping the MS Senate seat blue? Seems... unlikely to say the least but PDJT heading down there for a pair of rallies seems like the warning lights are being lit. Any MS morons who can put us to some intel?

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 10:36 AM (NYS7S)

190 Who's that whispering in his ear?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 10:36 AM (V7hgh)

191 There's a name we haven't heard in awhile.
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:30 AM (Bdeb0)

Achieving room temperature kind of cuts into one's social interactions.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 10:37 AM (fDU8w)

192 His face looks like he belongs in a Clint Eastwood movie like Every Which Way But Loose.

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Overhead at the Vatican: "Left turn, Clyde!"

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:37 AM (+y/Ru)

193
Just beat it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 10:38 AM (hrcfq)

194 Look out! Ojos Locos is mad!

Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

195 i'm thinking the white house should adopt one of them thar codes of conduct for white house correspondents, then mine the correspondents' social media streams for violations.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 10:41 AM (NmR1a)

196 195 Look out! Ojos Locos is mad!

Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

We pounce, we seize, we drool! Maybe eventually we'll get kung-fu grip!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at November 19, 2018 10:42 AM (RD7QR)

197 Wonder if the Dopey Popey has considered that if US contributions dry up it could have a really bad impact on the HR Church.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 19, 2018 10:42 AM (MIKMs)

198 Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
_______________________________________

Because that never happened with Republicans like George Bush or Donald Trump.

covfefe to you!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 10:42 AM (H7LIz)

199 I hope that article posted by Instapundit describing how progressives are turning white women into the new enemy is true.

The white voting electorate is already in the process of voting like a block. I can't imagine a better way to speed that up than for progressives to start blanket hating on the people who gave them wins in Arizona and supported Beto so thoroughly.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 10:19 AM (q8oeS)

I would like to believe it's still not too late and that we aren't permanently overrun yet. I hope the silly lefty white women can be cured of this naive, suicidal belief of "we always need MOAR diversity!" even if that means we are permanently outnumbered and outvoted.

People are so dumb. They watch a few tv commercials or movies promoting diversity and it changes their whole aesthetic and they are too unreflective to be aware of it or to question it. Maybe the reality clue bat will do it.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:43 AM (/qEW2)

200 this mage looks like part of a fresco, perhaps from one of florence's public buildings (palazzo vecchio?).

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 19, 2018 10:44 AM (Pg+x7)

201 Guesses at the Latin:

"All Virtue Comes From the Vas Deferens."

"Virtue Lies in Cups of Wine While Driving a Subaru at 100 MPH."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 10:44 AM (V7hgh)

202 Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

Simple Jack II: In The Corridors of Power

"I have a g-g-good brain!"

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 10:44 AM (7PLM4)

203 So, they are making a Mary Poppins sequel. I shudder to think of the unmitigated SJW disaster that is going to be.

Mary is now a trans Muslim convert named Mohammed Al Quoran. He/She has been appointed the headmaster if an LBGTQ high school in a small Iowa town where he leads his 500 charges through the murky world of Transphobia, bigotry, islamophobia, and misogyny. And touches on issues of pay inequality and racism under a backdrop of a rising Fascist dictator who wrestled control of the government with the help of a foreign power.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 10:44 AM (dNzKv)

204 184 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy"

OFP.

Your husband was the most negative dipshit in Washington for decades.

Trumps positives begin with "Make American Great Again" and continue with positive job growth, positive economy, positive hope for the future.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 10:45 AM (H7LIz)

205 Diversity= Many colors, one mind.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 19, 2018 10:45 AM (gC2IV)

206 Are "discalced" nuns ones who don't drink milk?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 10:45 AM (V7hgh)

207 Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:43 AM (/qEW2)

Lovely thought, but I'm sadly pessimistic about this. Frankly, I don't think white suburban women will "get it" until some of their neighbors and fellow-coven members are raped, I mean forcibly culturally enriched, by such "diversity" - and yes, depressingly, I mean literally.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (NYS7S)

208 >>Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

"That head movie is gonna make her eyes rain."

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (Bdeb0)

209 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy

Says the person who was married to a NeverTrumper in the Senate. What positive things did McTumor ever say about President Trump? These people live in a different universe.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (hSQF+)

210 And Lorenzo lubs me duh ladies!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (3sjI6)

211 . lack of self awareness is primary identifier of the libtard in the wild.
Posted by: kallisto
-------

Yes, a symptom of the complete inability to conduct rational self-examination.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (0kFVP)

212 And touches on issues of pay inequality and racism under a backdrop of a rising Fascist dictator who wrestled control of the government with the help of a foreign power.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 10:44 AM (dNzKv)

And then his fifty male cousins all visit and buttsex all the ten year old boys.

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (7PLM4)

213 >>Simple Jack II: In The Corridors of Power "I have a g-g-good brain!" Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 10:44 AM (7PLM4)

Beat me to it.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:47 AM (Bdeb0)

214 Look out! Ojos Locos is mad!

Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

We don't have to wait.
Loopy - the 3 branches of government: The House, The Senate & The President

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:47 AM (2El4P)

215 ... not a fresco - it's a panel painting in the uffizi.

huh.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 19, 2018 10:47 AM (Pg+x7)

216 195 Look out! Ojos Locos is mad!

Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

Link, please!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 10:48 AM (GkIz4)

217 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE EVEN WHEN I HAVE A BRAIN CONCUSHON ON MONDAY, CORASSIO-ORTIZ MAKES ME LOOK REEL SMARRT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at November 19, 2018 10:48 AM (H7LIz)

218 Look at all those distorted faces surrounding Lorenzo.
I think Vasari may have had an opinion about the man...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 10:48 AM (bcbK8)

219 Link, please!

weaselzippers.us

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 10:48 AM (hrcfq)

220 The Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Center For Kids Who Can't Civics Good

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 10:48 AM (7PLM4)

221 Diversity= Many colors, one mind.
=====

Does the colors of the wind have a mind? Diversity=many colors, no mind.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 19, 2018 10:49 AM (MIKMs)

222 Link, please!

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On WZ.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:49 AM (+y/Ru)

223 So I'm guessing the CA bar shooter was a left leaning crazy (they're all crazy , Left and Right) since we don't hear much about it. I know the fire is top news but if he was right leaning that would overtake the fire as top news.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 10:49 AM (kk1fo)

224 184 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy"

Your 15-minutes is up, Cindy. Please feel free to STFU.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 10:49 AM (NYS7S)

225 225 184 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy"

Your 15-minutes is up, Cindy. Please feel free to STFU.

Posted by: DocJ at November 19, 2018 10:49 AM (NYS7S)

The problem with Cindy is the Left can't meme.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 10:50 AM (bcbK8)

226 What does she mean 'drooling' republicans? tsk tsk..drooling idiots are her NY constituents. Not the rest of us, thank you very much.

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 10:50 AM (a0IVu)

227 (... according to an internet search "vasari lorenzo medici".)

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 19, 2018 10:50 AM (Pg+x7)

228 "Congresswoman, what do you think of orange mocha frappuccino?"

Posted by: Vanya at November 19, 2018 10:50 AM (7PLM4)

229 "That head movie is gonna make her eyes rain."
Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:46 AM (Bdeb0)

I only know the sound my eyes make when they kill a man.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 19, 2018 10:51 AM (3sjI6)

230 "Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips' "

If you cant stand the cofevve stay out of the kitchen.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 19, 2018 10:51 AM (koNhm)

231 >>>Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'

More projecting. She looks like a sort of missing link who chews with her mouth open, slurps when she drinks and doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom.

As for droolers, I think the Democrats have the advantage over us there with Bernie, Pelosi and Hillary. Think of what she'll look like when she's that age.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:52 AM (/qEW2)

232 Looks like he is one of those change giving guys . Kids today have probably never seen or heard of that ancient phenomenon .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 10:52 AM (kk1fo)

233 Thanks!

220 Link, please!

weaselzippers.us

Posted by: De Bindle Ruintovski, The Insignificant at November 19, 2018 10:48 AM (hrcfq)

>>>>195 Look out! Ojos Locos is mad!

Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 19, 2018 10:40 AM (+y/Ru)

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 10:52 AM (GkIz4)

234 Please Clap.

Posted by: Jeb the Applaudable at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (kc+Bd)

235 Lorenzo di Medici, a great banker, had to good sense to spend his money on art (especially public art). Too many people of wealth giver their money to foundations and the money is used to employ lazy people, instead of giving art to everyone.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemFa (Anti-Demofascist) at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (Z216Q)

236 And why is it all the drooling retards who can't seem to fill out a proper ballot always skew 99% D?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (koNhm)

237 Looks like he is one of those change giving guys . Kids today have probably never seen or heard of that ancient phenomenon .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
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Recall that there are establishments that do not accept cash.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (hkMWc)

238 >>Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips' "

If Hank Johnson hasn't sent her flowers yet, he should.

Posted by: Zod at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (Bdeb0)

239 "As for droolers, I think the Democrats have the advantage over us there with Bernie, Pelosi and Hillary"

don't forget Aneurysm Joe, the guy who likes to swim nekkid in front of his SS detail.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (KR1Dw)

240 235 Please Clap.
Posted by: Jeb the Applaudable at November 19, 2018 10:53 AM (kc+Bd)

Oh no. I'm not catching chlamydia again just to make you happy.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 10:54 AM (bcbK8)

241 So Trey Gowdy was on F&F this morning and was asked by Kilmeade if he would serve as AG if asked?

Gowdy said that he has never met the president( that's weird) , but that he supports Radcliffe, etc. He said that he is looking forward to his next work in SC and that the president could do better than him for AG. He added he would love to talk to the president about what he believes is needed in the AG position.

So he is not vying for the AG slot.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 19, 2018 10:54 AM (lZnHt)

242 By the power of Moronskull, I summon a new thread!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 19, 2018 10:54 AM (LX21o)

243 Please fetch my cup.

Posted by: Nancy the Drooling at November 19, 2018 10:54 AM (kc+Bd)

244 By the power of Moronskull, I summon a new thread!
Posted by: Moron Robbie

10 to 15 more minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:55 AM (2El4P)

245 141 I'm reading a book right now called April Blood about the attempted assassination of Lorenzo and the aftermath of the event and this is the cover .
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That one is in my collection of Renaissance works. It's good, and JamesMadison's book might make a good companion volume.

At a remove of six centuries the subject matter is distressingly familiar to an up-to-date follower of our national news. The princes of Renaissance Italy, sunken in vice and ambition, turned their homeland into a battlefield for their own pleasure and gratification. Their grandchildren labored for Austria and Spain, and feared the approach of French armies. And the common people of Italy had them as a role model. No wonder malice sharpened Machiavelli's pen as he beheld his home town of Florence stripped of its republican government and made the toy of a dynasty that cared more for its own goals than the welfare of its city.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 10:56 AM (Nk3Dy)

246 I see the face of Hitler in this painting!

Posted by: Archer at November 19, 2018 10:56 AM (gmo/4)

247 10 to 15 more minutes.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 10:55 AM (2El4P)

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It's apparently my superpower. I just arrived at this thread and thought I'd post to put a time stamp on it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 19, 2018 10:57 AM (LX21o)

248 This painting has enough grim symbolism put into it to make me wonder about His Magnificence's motives. It would make a bitchin' heavy metal album cover though.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 10:57 AM (Nk3Dy)

249 236 Too many people of wealth giver their money to foundations and the money is used to employ lazy people, instead of giving art to everyone.

oh. *art*. never mind.

Posted by: National Organization for the Advancement of Beans and Cruciferous Vegetables at November 19, 2018 10:58 AM (xGZ+b)

250 Cindy McCain: President Trump is "a negative Nancy

+++

Real edgy and thought provoking put-down. Dumb cow.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 10:58 AM (zEo4V)

251 Oooh. CNN's John Berman sez PDT is "full of Schiff."

Ouchy. Orange Man Bad!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 10:59 AM (ptqGC)

252 >>>243 By the power of Moronskull, I summon a new thread!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 19, 2018 10:54 AM (LX21o)

Can you summon Kris? A couple of people had some art questions for her.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 10:59 AM (GkIz4)

253 I'm procrastinating for a few more minutes before braving the mobs in the stores as I buy all my Thanksgiving groceries.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 11:00 AM (ptqGC)

254 'They called me googly-eyes...

https://tinyurl.com/y9ud993z

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 19, 2018 11:01 AM (cqNba)

255 "Even I have limits as to the lower lifeforms I'd entrust to public office. I wouldn't appoint Occasional-Cortex to the Senate. Heck, I wouldn't even appoint her to the House or any of the other legislative chambers."

Posted by: Stuff Caligula said at November 19, 2018 11:02 AM (/qEW2)

256 No wonder malice sharpened Machiavelli's pen as he beheld his home town of Florence stripped of its republican government and made the toy of a dynasty that cared more for its own goals than the welfare of its city.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 10:56 AM (Nk3Dy)

Hey, let the losers eat cake. Why waste money on the parasites when I can increase my art collection? You need to get your priorities straight, dude!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 19, 2018 11:02 AM (3sjI6)

257 Can you summon Kris? A couple of people had some art questions for her.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 10:59 AM (GkIz4)

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No, it mostly just works for willowing myself. Oh, and scam VOIP phone solicitors that want to tell me that the IRS is going to arrest me or that my linux OS has a Windows virus.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 19, 2018 11:03 AM (LX21o)

258 the turkeys are in the WH

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)

259 232 >>>Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'

More projecting. She looks like a sort of missing link who chews with her mouth open, slurps when she drinks and doesn't wash her hands after going to the bathroom.

As for droolers, I think the Democrats have the advantage over us there with Bernie, Pelosi and Hillary. Think of what she'll look like when she's that age.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 19, 2018 10:52 AM (/qEW2)

+++

Maybe she is slyly actually putting down the Dems, as this is more of description of the make up of their party.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:03 AM (zEo4V)

260 259 the turkeys are in the WH

john has a big mustache

Posted by: Anachronda at November 19, 2018 11:03 AM (NmR1a)

261 By "Drooling" loopy implies that republicans are mentally retarded. So it is OK to make fun of MR now? I lost track, because when trump did it, he was an awful human.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 11:04 AM (dNzKv)

262 " the turkeys are in the WH"

And god as my witness...they can fly.

Posted by: Mr Carlson (The Big Guy) at November 19, 2018 11:04 AM (cqNba)

263 Even I have limits as to the lower lifeforms I'd entrust to public office. I wouldn't appoint Occasional-Cortex to the Senate. Heck, I wouldn't even appoint her to the House or any of the other legislative chambers.

Posted by: Stuff Caligula said at November 19, 2018 11:02 AM (/qEW2)

She is from a long line of lawn maintenance personnel. The weed whacking is strong in this one.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at November 19, 2018 11:04 AM (3sjI6)

264 So I gave a civics test to Occasional-Cortex and my horse. The horse scored higher. And had more sanitary bathroom etiquette and better table manners. So he got the appointment. Sorry Loopy.

Posted by: Stuff Caligula said at November 19, 2018 11:05 AM (/qEW2)

265 Turkeys are better behaved than Acosta

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:05 AM (a0IVu)

266 Just read that William Goldman, author of Marathon Man, Magic, and a ton of screenplays including Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, died on 11/16.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:05 AM (V7hgh)

267 Goldman also wrote The Princess Bride, which often gets quoted here.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:05 AM (V7hgh)

268 there is someone dressed like a turkey scaring the actual turkeys..wth

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:07 AM (a0IVu)

269 Turkeys are better behaved than Acosta

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:05 AM (a0IVu)

Will not miss the two bored, scowling Obama gurlz letting us know what a pain it is to have to watch the turkey pardoning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 19, 2018 11:07 AM (ptqGC)

270 >>>260 Maybe she is slyly actually putting down the Dems, as this is more of description of the make up of their party.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:03 AM (zEo4V)

Maybe she's a Trumpster!

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:08 AM (GkIz4)

271 It was more of a slip and slide of the tongue it contained so many errors.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 11:08 AM (kk1fo)

272 155 Isn't Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez AWESOME!?!
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YES, YES, a thousand times YES!!!

Posted by: Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez at November 19, 2018 11:09 AM (fqUgw)

273 Jah, was hoping we'd get a William Goldman thread last week.

He wasn't perfect but he knew how to write truthfully, if that makes sense.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)

274 266 Turkeys are better behaved than Acosta
Posted by: IC

and by far the better looking

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 11:09 AM (d7Ww2)

275 A dysentery plague-ed Lorenzo,

Was too proud to wear his Depends, oh!

He avoided a spill

By sheer effort of will,

And a wine cork that went in his end, so.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (fDU8w)

276 275 266 Turkeys are better behaved than Acosta
Posted by: IC

and by far the better looking
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 11:09 AM (d7Ww2)

Seriously..they are white, and fluffy. (turkeys, not Acosta).

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)

277 Oy. It'll be wonderful watching AOC in action 'til I'm dead of old age.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (AzW6q)

278 Now who wouldn't want that hanging on the living room wall.

Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (j3xj3)

279 " the turkeys are in the WH"

Who let the Obamas in?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (2El4P)

280

Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'

Hey Crazy Eyes, you misspelled "the stupid shit I say."

I have gnurr smarter than her.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (HaL55)

281 280 " the turkeys are in the WH"

Who let the Obamas in?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (2El4P)

Well they are a 'billion dollar brand' now.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 11:11 AM (bcbK8)

282 Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again, Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'

Full-time employment at last!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 11:11 AM (oVJmc)

283 >>Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again

Those googly eye will tend to do that. Try trimming them.

Posted by: Roy at November 19, 2018 11:12 AM (9rXxD)

284 Maybe she's a Trumpster!
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:08 AM (GkIz4)

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She is no such thing. But she has been reminded and reprimanded on just who runs the DC show. It may have been her dig back at them.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:12 AM (zEo4V)

285 Overbite-Cortez.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 19, 2018 11:12 AM (oVJmc)

286 I see Bill Maher bashed people who were offering praise of Stan Lee upon his death. Maher has always been on the list of most punchable but he really is making a move to the top spot.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 11:13 AM (kk1fo)

287 Seriously..they are white, and fluffy. (turkeys, not Acosta).
Posted by: IC

and the turkeys have a personality.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 11:14 AM (d7Ww2)

288

and the turkeys have a personality.

and are actually good for something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)

289 287 I see Bill Maher bashed people who were offering praise of Stan Lee upon his death. Maher has always been on the list of most punchable but he really is making a move to the top spot.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 11:13 AM (kk1fo)

+++

Bill Maher is an envious penis head man. Always has been. Always will be. I could never stand the guy.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (zEo4V)

290 287 I see Bill Maher bashed people who were offering praise of Stan Lee upon his death. Maher has always been on the list of most punchable but he really is making a move to the top spot.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 11:13 AM (kk1fo)

Speaking of punchable: I watched the Munk Debate between Steve Bannon and David Frum--Bannon was great--and at least twice, I thought, "I'd punch Frum for that one" and I've never punched anyone in my life. What a zero he is, and boring.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (GkIz4)

291 OK, STEM-fetishists. This is the opening two lines from the faculty senate president, a biology professor, to university faculty:

On behalf of the Faculty Senate, I am sending out a last minute plea for anyone with inspiring stories of student to include in the commencement program. We particularly need undergraduate stores, and time is critical because the program needs to go to press soon.

Stories of student? Undergraduate stores?

Can we agree that one should be able to use the American language in addition to being able to math and such?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

292 Why am I reminded of a Burt Lancaster movie? Or probably those cuff-links

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:16 AM (QDvfw)

293 289

and the turkeys have a personality.

and are actually good for something.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)

And . . . can . . . fly?

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:16 AM (GkIz4)

294 Can we agree that one should be able to use the American language in addition to being able to math and such?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

English is not her first language, is it?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)

295 Gonna take the pic to my Cuban haircut girl and have mine done like that.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (+fPHo)

296 Democrats just sued to try and block the appointment of Whitaker. The new agenda starts.

By the way, I'm laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (58dLH)

297 297 Democrats just sued to try and block the appointment of Whitaker. The new agenda starts.

By the way, I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (58dLH)

Why do they hate Whitaker so much?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)

298
Ocasio-Cortez Lashes Out Again,Says 'Drooling' Republicans Waiting To 'Chop Up' Her 'Word Slips'

"Better to keep silent and be thought a fool than to speak up and remove all doubt."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (BWL+E)

299 Lorenzo, always scheming and conjuring up new ways to harelip the Pope.

Posted by: Fritz at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (2Mnv1)

300 Are we sure it's not a robot with that square jaw?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (kk1fo)

301 Oh and all you states who voted in Democrats thinking there would be a new agenda, bend over you dupes.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (58dLH)

302 Can we agree that one should be able to use the American language in addition to being able to math and such?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

English is not her first language, is it?
Posted by: IC

They may be an old school cursive and not a typist.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (2El4P)

303

Why do they hate Whitaker so much?

He appears to be awake.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (HaL55)

304 Stories of student? Undergraduate stores?

Can we agree that one should be able to use the American language in addition to being able to math and such?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 11:15 AM (fuK7c)

1. Probably typed by a secretary, who used spellcheck, and didn't proof-read.

2. Biology is science for kids who can't do math.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (fDU8w)

305
Why do they hate Whitaker so much?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)

He hasn't recused himself from the Mueller investigation?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 19, 2018 11:18 AM (BWL+E)

306 271 >>>260 Maybe she is slyly actually putting down the Dems, as this is more of description of the make up of their party.
Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:03 AM (zEo4V)

Maybe she's a Trumpster!
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:08 AM (GkIz4)

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There were reports that she had been a huge Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations, fan earlier in her long life.

Maybe she's some kind of mole with a mission to take down the party through pure ridiculousness.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (oh/Sd)

307 English is not her first language, is it?

Mark Jackson. Sounds American enough.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (fuK7c)

308 Whitaker apparently has revealed he actually wants to keep the Mueller Cabal within Constitutional limits. They can't have that.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (58dLH)

309 298 297 Democrats just sued to try and block the appointment of Whitaker. The new agenda starts.

By the way, I'm laughing my ass off.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (58dLH)

Why do they hate Whitaker so much?
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)

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Because he probably won't let Mueller run free anymore.

That doesn't mean shutting him down, but focusing him on his actual target: Russian collusion, of which there is none.

If he had done that, Manafort would never have been indicted.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:20 AM (oh/Sd)

310 277---Seriously..they are white, and fluffy. (turkeys, not Acosta).
Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:10 AM (a0IVu)
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Oh, I dunno. Isn't "fluffy" a euphemism for "chubby?"

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 11:20 AM (Rxduq)

311 307 There were reports that she had been a huge Adam Smith, Wealth of Nations, fan earlier in her long life.

Maybe she's some kind of mole with a mission to take down the party through pure ridiculousness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (oh/Sd)

Please let this be true.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:20 AM (GkIz4)

312 No one ever has said that Triggly Puff is fluffy...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (QDvfw)

313 Serious-wild-ass-theory: Cindy McCain is thinking about running for PotUS.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (ty7RM)

314 Trump should fire Rosenpenis. Meltdown would be epic.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (dNzKv)

315 Maybe she's some kind of mole with a mission to take down the party through pure ridiculousness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (oh/Sd)

Please let this be true.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:20 AM

They need a mole?

Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (0tfLf)

316 312 Maybe she's some kind of mole with a mission to take down the party through pure ridiculousness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (oh/Sd)

Please let this be true.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:20 AM (GkIz4)

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I still think Hillary's a mole.

Can you imagine a presidential nominee designed to undermine a party's progress over decades better than Hillary?

Also, she drinks to deal with the guilt of living a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (oh/Sd)

317 Why do they hate Whitaker so much?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu)
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He knows where to find a starbucks.

Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (heLET)

318 313 No one ever has said that Triggly Puff is fluffy...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (QDvfw)

Muldoon! Poem material.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:22 AM (GkIz4)

319 316
They need a mole?
Posted by: Diogenes at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (0tfLf)

==============

Well, roughly half of America thinks the party deserves power, so yes, they need a mole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:22 AM (q80AH)

320 Maybe she's some kind of mole with a mission to take down the party through pure ridiculousness.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:19 AM (oh/Sd)

+++

She's got her work cut out. There is no shortage of ridiculousness in that party, although right now she is leading the pack.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:22 AM (zEo4V)

321

IIRC, Whittaker mentioned that he wants Her Heinous and the DOJ investigated. Naturally, they'd do that to whomever PDT appointed, but him saying that has drawn their outrage even moreso.

Also, I'm pretty sure there's already been a court that determined that Whittaker's appointment was Constitutional and therefore legal.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:23 AM (HaL55)

322 317 Also, she drinks

This is somewhat of an understatement.

Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:23 AM (GkIz4)

323 Serious-wild-ass-theory: Cindy McCain is thinking about running for PotUS.
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Deep state is going to figure a way to split trumps vote in every battleground state. Count on it.

Posted by: simplemind at November 19, 2018 11:23 AM (heLET)

324 322
Also, I'm pretty sure there's already been a court that determined that Whittaker's appointment was Constitutional and therefore legal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:23 AM (HaL55)

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That's what DOJ is arguing, but I don't think a court has sided with them yet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:23 AM (XSSCs)

325 I'm just loving that FaceBook is crashing and burning and Sheryl Sandberg is probably going to be ousted for her incompetence.

Remember, this was a feminist icon for our daughters that led the whole "#lean in" and "never call a girl bossy", etc.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 11:24 AM (UfkIY)

326 313 No one ever has said that Triggly Puff is fluffy...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (QDvfw)
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No one has ever said she was "chubby" either.
Kind people might call her "fat."
Very kind people.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 11:24 AM (Rxduq)

327 Gary Hart's squeeze Donna Rice has aged pretty well if the pic Fox News posted is fairly recent.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 19, 2018 11:25 AM (kk1fo)

328 Can we remind the Left that a sitting Supreme Court Justice offered a personal, and negative opinion concerning the president.

Yet still continues to not be reclused on those issues where the President is a component of the issue before the court.

Posted by: Mr Carlson (The Big Guy) at November 19, 2018 11:25 AM (cqNba)

329 Cindy McCain is auditioning for The View.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:25 AM (H7LIz)

330 For some reason my family never allows me to participate in the Thanksgiving meal preparation.

Posted by: Alexandria E.Coli-Cortez at November 19, 2018 11:26 AM (/qEW2)

331 326 I'm just loving that FaceBook is crashing and burning and Sheryl Sandberg is probably going to be ousted for her incompetence.

Remember, this was a feminist icon for our daughters that led the whole "#lean in" and "never call a girl bossy", etc.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 11:24 AM (UfkIY)

=================

I'm sorry that most women aren't that interested in climbing corporate ladders. Hell, I'm a dude, and I'm completely uninterested in the process.

But, for those few women who are willing to fight, produce results, and kiss ass, if they are to rise they should rise based on their abilities, not on a quota to get a woman in a boardroom.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, If you've read and enjoyed any of my works, please leave a review on Amazon. at November 19, 2018 11:26 AM (XSSCs)

332 330 Cindy McCain is auditioning for The View.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:25 AM (H7LIz)

+++

Good. Now it is guaranteed that I will never have to see her again.

Posted by: washrivergal at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (zEo4V)

333 327 313 No one ever has said that Triggly Puff is fluffy...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (QDvfw)
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No one has ever said she was "chubby" either.
Kind people might call her "fat."
Very kind people.
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"Triggly Hutt" seems more appropriate to me.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (Nk3Dy)

334 Fox has decided to try to take down Mike Leach.

they are running a story about something he tweeted in JUNE. but they are being really shady about it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (d7Ww2)

335 Good grief is this a tongue-bath for Soros...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydb9z9vx

Might as well agitate for Soros to become emperor of the world there Jamie boy the way your are singing the hosannas of a guy who looted homes and destroyed economies.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (QDvfw)

336 Can we remind the Left that a sitting Supreme Court Justice offered a personal, and negative opinion concerning the president.

Yet still continues to not be reclused on those issues where the President is a component of the issue before the court.
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How many times do we have to explain it to you mouthbreathing clingers? The RULES apply to you, not to the democrats. Ever. Shut up. Sit down. Hand over you guns and your 401K's.

Posted by: CNN at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (heLET)

337 Deep state is going to figure a way to split trumps vote in every battleground state. Count on it.
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Yeah, there will be some failed "R" nominee who feels the only honorable thing to do is take a kamikaze 3rd party run, and hand the PotUS to the Dems. Flake, McCain, hell, Romney, someone will pull that. Trump needs to make them all ambassadors to Monaco or something.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (ty7RM)

338 315 Trump should fire Rosenpenis. Meltdown would be epic.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (dNzKv)

Rosenpenis seems to really want to keep his job. That gives Trump leverage over him. I doubt we'll see him fired any time soon.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, 20% cleaner at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (bcbK8)

339 What William Goldman did better than anybody was give us The One Line That Changes Everything.

Example: In Butch Cassidy, the Sundance Kid has Etta Place at gunpoint, forcing her to strip. We think we're about to watch a rape here. Suddenly Etta whispers, "Just once I wish you'd be on time!" And without any more explanation than that, everything has changed from Rape to Consensual Game-Playing Sex.

He used it in his novels and his screenplays both. Never did he overdo it; the two times he used it in Marathon Man were perfect. But it was a kind of trademark.

I need to go back and reread Boys and Girls Together.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at November 19, 2018 11:28 AM (V7hgh)

340 Muldoon! Poem material.
Posted by: m at November 19, 2018 11:22 AM (GkIz4)

That should be more of a higgeldy-piggeldy than a limerick...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:28 AM (AURKQ)

341 I think when you're a Sandberg or a Cook, and you know that it's going to be impossible to replicate previous success during your own tenure, you just latch onto whatever NPC cause you can align yourself with to inure yourself from critical comparisons to your predecessors.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 19, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)

342 It's BOB HOPE!!!

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:29 AM (F4u7C)

343 From the ONT:

87 Bill Maher - is he supposed to be funny?

Stan Lee was funny.

Here's Stan's last video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JB688EBY-LM
&list=PLG3_B3t82rnJeUcpVgMw892igcQBdHosU

(The 2nd line is not required, but takes you to the latest Other People's Videos playlist du jour.)

Posted by: mindful webworker - watusies with wildebeests at November 19, 2018 11:30 AM (Y1zFj)

344 302 Oh and all you states who voted in Democrats thinking there would be a new agenda, bend over you dupes.
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Hey what do you know, the Dems lied to win elections again. Note my lack of shock. George Will had a good piece about moving the Dems moving center-left to take on Trump, who he accurately predicts as being ready to slam the next Radical Left Champion sent at him. Being a reasonable piece, I had no fear since it would be ignored by the shrieking TDS moonbats.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:30 AM (Nk3Dy)

345 Trump should fire Rosenpenis. Meltdown would be epic.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at November 19, 2018 11:21 AM (dNzKv)

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Trump should have shut Russia down before it got off the ground, I'll never understand why he flinched.

As soon as Sessions said he had to recuse himself, he should have told him to go back to Alabama and found a new AG.

Anyone could see a mile away this would consume his Presidency.

Posted by: Blago at November 19, 2018 11:30 AM (UfkIY)

346 Jeopardy Answer: The Florida Election System, the lower leg of a Redskin quarterback and Republican promises to repeal Obamacare.

What are "Things that are always broken", Alex.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (H7LIz)

347 That should be more of a higgeldy-piggeldy than a limerick...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:28 AM (AURKQ)

Gee, I posted a perfectly cromulent limerick, on-topic, too.

(has sad)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (fDU8w)

348

Go.

Rilla

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (HaL55)

349 Gee, I posted a perfectly cromulent limerick, on-topic, too.

(has sad)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (fDU8w)

No need to blubber about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (AURKQ)

350 Triggly Puff is the not so little piggy who went to market and then squeed all the way home because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (QDvfw)

351 I'm thinking Kirk Cousins is thanking God this morning for a new employer in the off-season.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (F4u7C)

352 Oh.
The inscription on the vase, as best I can make it out, is "vessel of all virtues." But bear in mind that in Renaissance Latin the word "virtue" still could have its early Roman meaning of strength, power, and courage.

(The word was derived from VIR = man/male and thus originally denoted manliness.)

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (Rxduq)

353 Go.

Rilla
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 19, 2018 11:31 AM (HaL55)

Stop talking about Michael Owebama like that......

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (F4u7C)

354 Trump should fire Rosenpenis. Meltdown would be epic.
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Yeah, It's Monday, 11:34 a.m. EDT, he's gotta do something to own the news cycle this week. Dude always comes out punching.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (ty7RM)

355
Why do they hate Whitaker so much?

Posted by: IC at November 19, 2018 11:17 AM (a0IVu) ======

They're afraid Trump has picked his war time consigliere.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 19, 2018 11:33 AM (TAmPV)

356 I saw a tweet from Lexus Omega-Chanel the other day complaining about "photographers focusing on her backside".

I don't remember seeing very many of those (and frankly, her backside is not all that anyway) -- just pictures of her crazy, fanatical eyes and her horse-like teeth.

Posted by: Robert Curthose at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (vOkuK)

357 No need to blubber about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (AURKQ)

OK, as long as you quit whalin' on me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (fDU8w)

358 http://bit.ly/2zgU3az
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White House Suspending Jim Acosta Again - Sara A. Carter

Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentall Ill Girlfriend at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (BqBId)

359 I don't remember seeing very many of those (and frankly, her backside is not all that anyway) -- just pictures of her crazy, fanatical eyes and her horse-like teeth.

Posted by: Robert Curthose at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (vOkuK)

Maybe that is her backside.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (fDU8w)

360 Trump really needs to pay attention to what's going on in Portland. That city has been taken over by antifa goons that are allowed to attack the citizens in that city. It's terrorism and the police have been ordered to stand down.

This cannot be allowed to continue. Law and order must be restored.

Posted by: Sponge at November 19, 2018 11:35 AM (F4u7C)

361 From Power Line, Crazy Eyes Alex in a nut-shell

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybnk6fqm

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (QDvfw)

362 Does Hillary Rotten ever think, "Gee, if I had just named a VP who wasn't a boring white guy, I prolly woulda won?"

Of course, her next thoughts would have been "Well I guess I don't really know any black people. And I know I don't like any."

Posted by: Herr Go at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (uloIh)

363 257 No wonder malice sharpened Machiavelli's pen as he beheld his home town of Florence stripped of its republican government and made the toy of a dynasty that cared more for its own goals than the welfare of its city.
Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 10:56 AM (Nk3Dy)

Hey, let the losers eat cake. Why waste money on the parasites when I can increase my art collection? You need to get your priorities straight, dude!
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Heh, doesn't that say a lot about Lorenzo's toadies and the de Blasio administration in NYC...or any other Democrat-ruled city.

Posted by: exdem13 at November 19, 2018 11:36 AM (Nk3Dy)

364 Portland? Let it burn. Only then will they learn.

Posted by: Herr Go at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM (uloIh)

365 Gorilla up.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:37 AM (fDU8w)

366 Trump needs to make them all ambassadors to Monaco or something.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at November 19, 2018 11:27 AM (ty7RM)
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It would be highly amusing if presidents could force people to accept ambassadorships ---and if the Senate didn't have to confirm.
Think about it! Trump could send Acosta to the Congo.

Given that there only 100 or so posts --- (I'm excluding places that are either important or highly pleasant) --- there would be a natural limitation to the number of people exiled. And of course there would be a time limit.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (Rxduq)

367 358 No need to blubber about it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (AURKQ)

OK, as long as you quit whalin' on me.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (fDU8w)

I'm not doing it on porpoise, I swear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

368 Is that a candy dish in the upper left? I want one.

"So what would you call your decor?"
"Early American Horror."

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:43 AM (7CM5W)

369 368
358 No need to blubber about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (AURKQ)

OK, as long as you quit whalin' on me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (fDU8w)

I'm not doing it on porpoise, I swear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

Just for the halibut then?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (7CM5W)

370 358 No need to blubber about it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:32 AM (AURKQ)

OK, as long as you quit whalin' on me.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 19, 2018 11:34 AM (fDU8w)

I'm not doing it on porpoise, I swear.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:42 AM (AURKQ)

Just for the halibut then?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at November 19, 2018 11:44 AM (7CM5W)

Just a fluke, really.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 11:48 AM (AURKQ)

371 I'm a Latin teacher.The top right Latin, VIRTVTVM OMNIVM VAS - 'virtutum omnium vas' in modern spelling - means "the vessel of all the virtues". VAS can mean 'vessel' as in blood vessel or 'vas deferens', i.e. a tube, but mainly means vessel as in jug, vase (etymologically related), pitcher, urn, etc., like the one the Latin is written on.It looks like the tube sticking out of the eye-socket of the mask to the left of the VAS is for pouring virtues into the skull. I'm guessing that means you mostly learn virtues by reading good books. I think there are some philosophical proverbs about how the eye is better than the ear, because reading (the Bible, or the classics, obviously, not porn or politicians' autobiographies) makes you better, while listening to people around you (the only people you can listen to, since the authors of the good books are dead) mostly makes you worse, because, on the average, people are bad and say bad things.The bottom right Latin, VITIA VIRTVTI SVBIACENT - 'vitia virtuti subiacent' in modern spelling - means "the vices lie under virtue". Virtue is singular now, and 'lie under' implies the vices have been beaten down, subdued, crushed. I assume the ugly face between the two inscriptions is one of the vices. Are we to imagine there's a whole box of vices, the rest hidding behind the man?Still plenty of questions about the iconography, but the Latin is clear enough - unless there's some smaller inscription I've missed.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (sPgZ5)

372 Don't know why all my paragraphs were run into one. Should be clear enough anyway.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 19, 2018 12:07 PM (sPgZ5)

373 I'm a Latin teacher.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 19, 2018 12:05 PM (sPgZ5)

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I have a sincere request. Could you translate "If you're going to be dumb, you've got to be tough" for me, please? I'm making a present for a dear friend and would love to include it somehow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 19, 2018 12:19 PM (LX21o)

374
I have a sincere request. Could you translate "If you're going to be dumb, you've got to be tough" for me, please? I'm making a present for a dear friend and would love to include it somehow.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB at November 19, 2018 12:19 PM (LX21o)

My joking suggestion (don't actually use this) would be:

Forto ut non intelligam

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 19, 2018 12:23 PM (AURKQ)

375 The NEW Pelosi. garble gavel garble blah blah garble so there.

Posted by: saf at November 19, 2018 12:56 PM (5IHGB)

376 I seem to remember that he was a total cad, as he appears to be in this portrait.

He especially was hostile to either his wife or daughter....I don't remember, I'm sorry to say.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at November 19, 2018 01:08 PM (6BOW3)

377 Sorry, Warai-otoko, that is not good Latin. This should do: 'Si stultus eris, fortis esse debebis'. Literally, that's "If you will be stupid" of "If you will be a fool" (same form for adjective and noun), "you will ought to be strong/brave/tough". The literal translation sounds awkward because for some reason, "ought" doesn't have a past or future in English, so we say 'you ought to have done x' where a Roman says "you oughted to do x' and we say 'you ought to do x' (present) even if we're talking about a future obligation, where a Roman says 'you will ought to do x'. Be sure to change 'stultus' to 'stulta' if you're addressing a woman. The masculine 'stultus' works for addressing a man or any generic person who may turn out to be of either gender.

Posted by: Dr. Weevil at November 19, 2018 06:52 PM (sPgZ5)

378 The Bachelor, the 1467 edition.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at November 19, 2018 07:55 PM (Aa1qS)

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