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Fox Files Briefing In Support of CNN's Curious Claim That Jim Acosta Is the One Citizen In the Whole of the US with a Constitutional Right to a WH Pass
Cucks.
Fox News will file an amicus brief in support of @Acosta and CNN. Thank you @FoxNews! Statement from Jay Wallace below: pic.twitter.com/1EyRkho0TK
— CNN Communications (@CNNPR) November 14, 2018
The answer is quite obviously no, and it's beyond disappointing to see people who know better pretend otherwise. "Does the First Amendment require the President to listen to a partisan and inaccurate lecture?" https://t.co/OG4PYmaVvs
— Mollie (@MZHemingway) November 14, 2018
A commenter had a great idea (which is just a sort of revenge fantasy) should a Hawaiian judge rule that Jim Acosta does have some special penubraic right to a hard pass: Trump should declare that if Acosta has a personal constitutional right to a hard pass, so does every citizen in America, given that no queeny drama volcano has special rights over any other citizen. Therefore, he should announce that one-week passes will be available by the lottery system, and news departments must sign up for the lottery like any other citizen. 40 names will be drawn each week and if the media's names aren't called, so be it! Now, before anyone says, "But you'll have a bunch of partisan crazies cursing out Sarah Sanders...!" How is that any different than the current system? At least around half of the lottery winners would say things like "MAGA!" and "CNN SUCKS!"
Jim Acosta Bears Most of the Blame Precisely no one actually thinks that Acosta is a good news journalist. He might be good entertainment, for some, but he doesn’t break news or accurately report it. He's a pundit who loves to offer his opinions all day, every day.
Even among his colleagues he’s known as a preener rather than a reporter. He doesn’t break stories or dig into facts. He preens on camera and does it in a way that makes it harder for legitimate press corps members to hold the administration accountable . Every second that Acosta uses to preen and whine at a press conference is a second that a real journalist can't use to ask questions or elicit information the American people need to know about. His behavior doesn’t just damage his own reputation, it hurts CNN’s and the entire journalism profession. His behavior last week crossed a line when he physically refused a young female intern attempting to provide the White House microphone to another reporter. He then doubled down and falsely claimed without evidence that he didn't touch her. In fact, video evidence showing he did touch her is incontrovertible.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:36 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:36 PM (JZMRD)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:37 PM (JZMRD)
Acosta wore out his welcome LONG AGO.
PISS on that guy.
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:37 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemfa (anti-Demofascist) at November 14, 2018 03:37 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 03:38 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:37 PM (JZMRD)
Like I tell my daughter when she comes home with a grade she doesn't like. "Try harder."
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:38 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:38 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 03:38 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (OTEtO)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (JZMRD)
I'd pay real money to see this happen.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (bcbK8)
You know what? ALL of you jizzguzzlers were SILENT when Owebama was weaponizing the fuck out of EVERY BRANCH of the government.
You ALL can go DIAF.
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (rBjsc)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (sczrp)
Posted by: joe dagostino at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (3w9Fm)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 03:38 PM (bcbK
I've seen commenters express a preference for OANN. Is that just a web channel?
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (d7Ww2)
Ace thinks something I said was smart!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (KUaJL)
Quick, buy a lottery ticket..
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:39 PM (JZMRD)
Some losers are just sour.......
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (F4u7C)
Being all Media-y.
They are our primary enemy. They sing the tune that the Dems dance to - and the Reps. They are simply pretty (ish?) mouthpieces for The Third Way.
Posted by: BlackOrchid at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (OTEtO)
Not that they can FORCE you to answer their questions.
Freedom of the Press does NOT Trump either the Right to Freedom of Speech, nor does it Trump Freedom of Association.
Fox has jumped the shark.
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (NgKpN)
The Amicus Brief probably doesn't affect the outcome, but is the sort of thing you'd expect of a press outlet (which Fox is anxious about because all of the other Press outlets criticize it even though that's an illegal First Amendment Violation when you or I do it to them).
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (XAE+X)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (kD8F
No, an actual news media..on cable and satellite. We only watch them these days.
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
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Cut. Jib. Newsletter.
Oh, wait.....
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (IlV2p)
My question would be: "President Trump, is this a picture of Amy Schumer or a potato?"
Posted by: wooga at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (7E6k1)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (kD8Fh)
Nope. They've got real broadcast satellites and everything!
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (F4u7C)
Ace thinks something I said was smart!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously
Don't try stealing my thunder!
Posted by: A Commenter at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (BrQrN)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (wW03z)
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (6PKbm)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)
Literally no one would've missed her.
The EGOS on these fuckers.......
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (F4u7C)
so
it's unforumate we don't have any gazillioaires that would open a New News program of Truth.
all truth, no matter who it lands on.
Id just like to know what I hear is real, even if it hurts.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:42 PM (aSpXp)
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Start with using voter rolls. If that adds 100,000 or so dead names, so be it.
And the pass can only be used by the person named on it. Not selling, trading, giving away, etc.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 03:42 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at November 14, 2018 03:42 PM (XAE+X)
Posted by: Regular joe at November 14, 2018 03:42 PM (cZlKA)
while I was caught off guard by this move of Fox's we have to remember it was taken over by the kids, and liberals..
so
it's unforumate we don't have any gazillioaires that would open a New News program of Truth.
all truth, no matter who it lands on.
Id just like to know what I hear is real, even if it hurts.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:42 PM (aSpXp)
We have JJ and Vic for that.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (JZMRD)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (RD7QR)
If some judge says Acosta gets to enter the WH whenever he wants, let's see this robed badass escort him past armed Secret Service.
Posted by: Blago at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Central Scrutinizer at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (vI+F1)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (kD8Fh)
Good times.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (PVq6G)
I think that's what's known in rhetoric as LOADED LANGUAGE.
Along with being yet another overused term these days.
Doubt the MSM believe their own shit.
Posted by: Hands at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Alexi Soros at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (D7FqI)
I like the cut of your job.....lets make it 500k and all the pharmaceutical cocaine you want, yes?
Posted by: Alexi Soros at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (D7FqI)
***EXCERPT***
Here’s how the lawsuit describes the scene as the President showed up to share his thoughts on Tuesday’s midterm elections:
President Trump delivered opening remarks and then invited questions from the media in attendance. Acosta, sitting in the front row, raised his hand. President Trump called on Acosta to “[g]o ahead” with a question. Acosta was one of the first reporters the President called on for questions.
Speaking through a hand-held microphone, as did all the White House journalists who asked questions, Acosta asked a question about one of President Trump’s statements during the midterm campaign—namely, whether a caravan making its way to the United States from Central America constitutes “an invasion” of the country, a significant feature of the President’s messaging during the just-ended campaign.
This is not an accurate rendering of what happened. A video recording of the event shows that after four reporters took their turns asking questions, the President called on Mr. Acosta, who made it clear that he would not simply be asking questions and seeking information as reporters do but intended to provide a rebuttal to recent comments made by the President. “I wanted to challenge you on one of the statements that you made in the tail end of the campaign—in the midterms,” said the CNN commentator.
Mr. Acosta mentioned Mr. Trump’s characterization of the immigrant caravan making its way through Mexico as an “invasion.” At this point Mr. Acosta did not ask a question but simply issued a declaration. “As you know Mr. President, the caravan was not an invasion. It’s a group of migrants moving up from Central America towards the border with the U.S.,” said the CNN correspondent.
So instead of simply serving as a reporter Mr. Acosta chose to offer commentary—and according to standard dictionaries he was wrong. The large group of immigrants had crossed illegally into Mexico and plainly intended to illegally enter the U.S.
***END EXCERPT***
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Draki at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (0yp9Z)
Posted by: garrett at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (6PKbm)
_______
Rounded up. Generously
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (sczrp)
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)
and that is the real problem with America.
how can one make a decisions as important as voting with the Information they actually get 24/7 ?
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (aSpXp)
You aren't entitled to diatribes, or even to a follow up question. Its not an interview, its not a opinion show, its not a debate, its a press conference.
Isn't this just Jim Acosta claiming a special constitutional right to behave like an ass in public because he thinks his comments and participation in a news conference are more important than anyone else's participation, including the President?
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (C9ILb)
"I'm Jim Acosta of CNN - who are you?"
"Cannibal Bob of AOSHQ." Bob looks Acosta up and down, pinches his arm. "You look plump and not too gristly."
Acosta looks over at the intern with the seating chart. She gives him a big smile and waves her bandaged arm.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (9F7aA)
Posted by: Jasper's Raspy Tongue at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (Zf+A9)
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)
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Yeah, and I'm still waiting for Moore, et al, to move to Canada.
I can dream, though.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (IlV2p)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM
We'll have none of that in here.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: kallisto
"Hey, Siri!"
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 03:45 PM (sMMcg)
A. They don't.
Acoster, CNN and FOX can pound sand.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2018 03:45 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (BXMxN)
If you watch Fox, give it a break for about 6 months. Then watch it again and you'll see what I mean.
Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (kukMY)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (sMMcg)
"Alexa, Who is Jim Acosta?"
https://tinyurl.com/y9b5ed43
(his first name is Abilio, listen to the whole thing)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (kD8Fh)
As I recall it, Obama tried to have Fox News excluded from WH briefings, and a ton of other news orgs, including CNN, backed up Fox, believe it or not. I think they said if Fox couldn't be there, they wouldn't either.
So it could be possible Fox is being very GOPe and trying to 'return the favor' to CNN. (As has been shared here before, Fox News doesn't seem to yet 'get' that yes, we are on a war footing with these leftist assholes, so the British tea-sipping rules of conduct and reciprocity no longer apply.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Alexi Soros at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (D7FqI)
I like the cut of your job.....lets make it 500k and all the pharmaceutical cocaine you want, yes?
Posted by: Alexi Soros at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM (D7FqI)
________________
Don't listen to him. Come work for me instead - see my friend Jeffery E has this island...
Posted by: Tom Steyer at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (sczrp)
Posted by: Mark1971 at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (xjiRE)
Ah, but Acosta isn't a journalist. He's a propagandizer. Pass revoked.
Posted by: ESAD, Fourth Estate at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (BXMxN)
"The First Amendment prevents the President or anyone else in the federal
government from restricting the ability of citizens to report and
publish. Does it also require the President to listen to ill-informed
lectures for as long as the lecturers choose to speak? Obviously if everyone had the right to refuse to surrender the
microphone at press conferences the result would be fewer members of the
press corps having an opportunity to ask questions, not more"
The press, CNN and in particular now Rupert Murdoch's buffoonish offspring apparently believe that harassing the president at the White House is part of the First Amendment. Perhaps they should have spent more time in hsitory class then fapping to the Sears Catalogue, dunces.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)
Read a good conservative blog, read their sides blogs, read libertarian, and FORM YOUR OWN OPINION.
Posted by: sally at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (sBDDH)
Was Acosta's SS pass a semi-automatic pass with a thing that goes up? Maybe PDT and SHS are just implementing common sense Secret Service pass control.
Posted by: Hands at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Someguy at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (qt8Bt)
Lol lol..
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Shirley Jackson at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (9F7aA)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (hjaPQ)
"Where is Jim doing his presidential interview? From Acosta street!"
Thank you Facebook.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (sMMcg)
None of these presstitutes seemed to mind back when Barky wouldn't give any press conferences and mostly forced them all to get their info through one pool reporter. They loved that. They loved being locked in broom closets, too. Though, I have to admit, I loved them being locked in broom closets, myself.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker
I quit absolute cold turkey when I evac'd from the former Casa Cavil at the start of '17. Can't stand ANY televised "news" now.
Meanwhile, I have friends I thought were relatively intelligent who think late-night hosts are a legitimate source of genuine news.
Doesn't do my serotonin levels any favors, I tell ya.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: kallisto
_________
They've since fixed it. But I checked back when it was first posted and Alexa did indeed call him fake news back then.
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (sczrp)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (Pqytn)
And they still have the ability to swing elections.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hands at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (786Ro)
Is this the wearing it's skin stage? Or the demanding respect stage?
Posted by: Max Power at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (q177U)
Posted by: sally at November 14, 2018 03:47 PM (sBDDH)
Yep. I quit watching Fox in 2008 along with all the other TV news outlets.
Posted by: rickl at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (BXMxN)
Thank you, Sarah. This is Masterabatin' Pete of the AOSHQ News Team.
My question is Who Is Phone?
Posted by: Sarah Sanders at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (/tuJf)
sharyyl atkinson, m Hemmingway, mc carthy guy, ace, j.j.
some busty blonde for you guys.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (M+Lyo)
It's about time these elite assholes find out they're not so elite.
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (Fs5vw)
I found the tweet and posted it at 74.
It's good for a chuckle, but is there someone behind the wire at AMZ?
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (kD8Fh)
Let's go back to the old way of presidential press conferences. All questions submitted in advance. Written answers to all questions. No direct quotation of the president.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (BWL+E)
What would you use?
Posted by: CN at November 14, 2018 03:37 PM (U7k5w)
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If I had to pick a single word besides "Tiresome" it would be "Revolting."
But that doesn't begin to explain it. If these revolting fucking Marxists want to pick a human tragedy to ride around on so they can advance their agenda on its back, I'd like it to be someone else's.
Except that I actually wouldn't.
Black people don't deserve to be ridden by Marxists because of their slavery.
Mexican people don't deserve to be ridden by Marxists because of their ruined nation and migratory status.
None of these people deserve to be a packhorse for their revolting agenda.
What I'd like them to do is justify their ideas on the merits of the ideas. Except that they can't. They have to find a victim to ride on like a louse feeding on a bloody shirt.
I have to stop before I get banned.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Ignoramus at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (SX7gP)
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The only appropriate response to that is:
YOU'RE FIRED.
*Get security to walk her out. NOW.*
Posted by: Zombie Roger Ailes at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (2jQso)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 03:46 PM (miE9U)
The President did not block CNN... just Acosta.
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (BXMxN)
Oh lol...yes, he is an older british guy I believe..
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Ursine News Service at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
............
A man who lets the dog pleasure his wife.
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (HgMAr)
when huckabee has a conference she should make a point to ask "ok, so who has the acosta reporter pass this week? what is your question?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (MTjB1)
For being a repeat offending asshole, not for his politics.
For raping a White House intern during a press conference.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: James at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (Grg6B)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (KEr/t)
Already done! Gave her a 4-star rating on Yelp!
Posted by: The "Fox"-ies at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (miE9U)
We must be living in that Star Trek mirror universe if I'm hearing CNN say nice things about Fox News.
Quick, someone check Jake Tapper for a goatee.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:49 PM (aSpXp)
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I think AtC should be part of the AoS press pool.
Along with the mistress of shiv, bluebell.
Toss in grammie and fen for good measure.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (IlV2p)
all real life horrors used as tools to screw up the world
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at November 14, 2018 03:43 PM (JZMRD)
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (kD8Fh)
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Marginally. They were all in in 2016, too, and yet, here we are.
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (p6e8W)
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They misspelled asshole.
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (S7Pes)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, AntiDemfa (anti-Demofascist) at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (LISuA)
've seen commenters express a preference for OANN. Is that just a web channel?
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (kD8F
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No, an actual news media..on cable and satellite. We only watch them these days.
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
And if you've cut the cable like I did, you can get them via streaming.
Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (MTjB1)
Every day the WH should put out a statement saying this is what the president is working on today. That's it. No questions no grandstanding.
And maybe once a month have a 45 minute press conference, using the lottery system for 10 questions.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (J5UQG)
Posted by: Donald Trump at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (hjaPQ)
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I like it for staffing the house of representatives.
straight up lottery. two years. Rotate them out with a new crop.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (wYJC9)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (bQtop)
I'm soooo tired of peanut butter.
Posted by: Jasper the Dog at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (tOP4K)
Posted by: Bert G at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (tOP4K)
Along with the mistress of shiv, bluebell.
Toss in grammie and fen for good measure.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (IlV2p)
...........
and chavez the hugo
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (HgMAr)
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I like it for staffing the house of representatives.
straight up lottery. two years. Rotate them out with a new crop.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM
Like jury duty?
Posted by: Hands at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (NLLmE)
Along with the mistress of shiv, bluebell.
Toss in grammie and fen for good measure.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 03:51 PM (IlV2p)
...........
and chavez the hugo
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:53 PM (HgMAr)
I think Insomniac should get a go too..
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:50 PM (NgKpN)
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This. They are acting like PDT has banned their whole network, not just one rogue asshole reporter who was allowed in until his individual behavior got his pass pulled.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (BXMxN)
CNN is responsible for Acosta's actions. They are the ones who kept sending him there long after he showed himself to be a retarded, classless prick. CNN should have lost all access, as a network.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (KEr/t)
what shit is this?
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (bQtop)
That's one smooth talking dog.
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Hands at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Hands at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (786Ro)
If'n I was President, facing the hostility of the Press, I'd sure have both a mute button... and extra Mics.
Someone starts to lecture... kill the Mic, get out another one, and ignore the one lecturing.
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (amj4S)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (84QUd)
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When the intern asks for the microphone, you hand her the microphone.
You aren't entitled to diatribes, or even to a follow up question.
Its not an interview, its not a opinion show, its not a debate, its a
press conference.
...
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 03:44 PM
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The microphone should not even be capable of being commandeered by one of the press idiots. They should use two microphones and when the Prez is through with one question and calls on the next reporter, microphone A cuts off and microphone B turns on and is handed to the reporter called on.
Posted by: irright at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (pMGkg)
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That's my preference. Presidential press conferences have become bad theater. There are many, many ways the president can respond to questions. It's time to abandon this one.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (hjaPQ)
what shit is this?
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (aSpXp)
THIS is CNN!
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)
The First Amendment might give you the right to free speech, but it doesn't guarantee the President can't say, "I've heard enough of this shit, who has an actual question?"
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (e7O7B)
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I believe you misspelled rapping.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (C9ILb)
I can't figure out why they call on him. I'd put him in a special chair, out front of everyone else, and never call on him for a question. Not ever for any reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
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Interesting they think the whole Fox News operation hinges on what that bint wants.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (vg8iE)
and yet he's given a why press pass.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (aSpXp)
Seal the doors with duck tape.
Flood.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (uOV2W)
The only trusted news I ever read is The Morning Report.
Plus editorials by Ace of Spades.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (6EvUv)
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I believe you misspelled rapping.
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Someone's doing the raping!
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Someguy at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (qt8Bt)
I will respond how I see fit.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (nksgn)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (ffYR/)
There was nothing "rogue" about Acosta's behavior and actions. He and his dickheadedness were fully endorsed and supported by CNN, which kept him in that role. CNN is as responsible as Acosta.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (aSpXp)
How many Conservatives does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hitler.
Theg you beddy much.
Posted by: Motown daydrunk, 0% pumpkin spice at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (951Yv)
I can't figure out why they call on him. I'd put him in a special chair, out front of everyone else, and never call on him for a question. Not ever for any reason.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
Facing a corner... with a dunce cap on it?
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
IIRC there was someone in the Trump campaign who I though FOR SURE would open the gates up to right-leaning blogs being read by campaign staffers.
Don't recall who, or why. Maybe my stupid brain is conflating that idea with Rush Limbaugh cribbing from posts here.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: JD at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (yZ8IP)
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (rGIJb)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 03:52 PM (bQtop)
No; I doubt it; I don't know where this idea came from other than the fevered brains of some ASHQ posters who are irritated by Perino? This place is beyond odd sometimes.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: CN at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (U7k5w)
135 Just shut down the entire circus.
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That's my preference. Presidential press conferences have become
bad theater. There are many, many ways the president can respond to
questions. It's time to abandon this one.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (hjaPQ)
Yup, fuck'em
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (Sz3zs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2018 03:58 PM (rwyDf)
A press press gang?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (/tuJf)
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Make it a rule that Acosta has to put on a dunce cap before he will be called on.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (IlV2p)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (vg8iE)
A survey was just released that shows Tucker is the most preferred personality. I don't think Perino even made the list.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (TUU1F)
Some of you people, damn. Would you please spend a few seconds looking for typos before you hit post? You have something decent to say, true, but it's tiring to try to decipher just what the fvck you're saying.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (KEr/t)
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Agreed. I was just making the point that they were acting as if all of CNN was banned.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ffYR/)
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I wouldn't miss perino, what does she actually bring to the table?
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bush and romney philosophy?
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM
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I don't want to hear any damned romney philosophy, but if she want's to show her bush, I'd probably tune in.
Posted by: irright at November 14, 2018 04:00 PM (pMGkg)
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Okay, but we'll need the US marshals they actually do this stuff unlike the FBI which only does press conferences.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:00 PM (vitH7)
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
Probably wouldn't fit over his propeller beanie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2018 04:00 PM (9Om/r)
hahah ths gz r lzrs
Posted by: Lance McCormick at November 14, 2018 04:00 PM (84QUd)
But uniparty gotta uniparty, and that evidently goes for "news" networks as well.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:00 PM (IbD2v)
You spelled fuck wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly
Itts like yuo don't evem know uz...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at November 14, 2018 04:01 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Disabled at November 14, 2018 04:01 PM (AHfhj)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at November 14, 2018 03:56 PM (vg8iE)
She's the keeper of the Fox testicle lock-box.
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (uOV2W)
Those presidential press conferences aren't Acosta's personal platform. He's there to ask questions and gather information, not to force the president to debate him on policy issues where Acosta thinks he knows better.
If Acosta wants to be a politician, let him declare his candidacy and run for office, just like Trump did. In the meantime, he needs to STFU and do his damn job, which is supposed to be that of a journalist.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (fqUgw)
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A lot of have the mad cow. Best we can do is get close to a fo net ick spelling.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (vitH7)
You spelled fuck wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
LOL
Was just thinking that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly
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I'm not quite sure what exactly you mean? Would you be so kind as to clarify?
Thanks!
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (IlV2p)
MOO!
*dancing
Posted by: nurse ratched at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (Pqytn)
I learned androidese a couple of years ago - comes in handier than spanish.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (TUU1F)
Frenetic spooling?
Posted by: Al Shapton at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (rwyDf)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
Like a hobby only for hicks.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
looking for typos before you hit post? You have something decent to say,
true, but it's tiring to try to decipher just what the fvck you're
saying.
Typos are more like "Sentence Enhancers" - you just sprinkle a few in and you have a spicy sentence sandwich, fit for any discussion thread.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
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Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (bQtop)
Tells the WHPC, This is going to happen every time one of your members abuses its privilege to come in here and take a turn at asking questions. Apply pressure as necessary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (9hauA)
Civility breaks out.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:03 PM (uOV2W)
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And much rejoicing at AoS.
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (IlV2p)
You spelled fuck wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:01 PM (/tuJf)
LOL
Was just thinking that...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:02 PM (bcbK
He's totaly serius guys.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (VpIIl)
Chop ten years off both of us, and I'm in.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)
Like on all fours with a ball-gag in her mouth? Or are you thinking of a different "position"? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at N
well, jasper recommends face down, ass up, which is his favorite and how she got into fox.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: typos? at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: J Acosta at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (D7FqI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (uOV2W)
difn't == didn't
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (KEr/t)
Civility and courtesy are earned, you bastards.
Posted by: Gref at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (mxfsK)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (a6fvI)
i'm all for trump banning acosta, that one disruptive reporter, but can't he simply not call on him.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (aSpXp)
>>> They let Yahoo News in. I'm pretty sure any political youtuber could apply.
Mark Levin says his show ratings are higher than CNN's. It would be hilarious to get conservative Youtubers in there with better ratings than the news casts. You know they would behave like adults and actually ask insightful questions. None of this "what is most enchanting about your job?" or "you killed babie,s how do you sleep at night?" whiplash crap the press is currently doing.
Posted by: LizLem at November 14, 2018 04:07 PM (hvf9s)
what shit is this?
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 03:54 PM (aSpXp)>>
DJT is getting the Israel Treatment
Day 1: Hamas fires rockets into Israel
Day 2: Hamas fires rockets into Israel
Day 3: Hamas fires rockets into Israel
Day 4: Hamas fires rockets into Israel, Israel bombs missile-sites and Hamas HQ, Media says, "Today, in a savage, brutal attack with no discernible reason, Israel bombed innocent Palestinians....."
Posted by: DMO at November 14, 2018 04:07 PM (FAcBN)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:07 PM (uOV2W)
This is why I constantly change my nic. Because if I had blasted some of you for the typos you'd scroll over out of politeness. But it really is out of control. When I'm going wtf?, wtf? wtf? half a dozen times a thread, we're not getting our message across -- if we can't even communicate amongst ourselves.
It only takes a few seconds to slowly re-read what has been written and fix the loose shit.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 04:07 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (aSpXp)
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So what? That doesn't make them "invaders." Just because they've been caught building bombs and assaulting border guards and crashing down border gates doesn't mean anything either.
They're not "invaders," they're just peaceful migrants fleeing violence (that has been on the decline in Central America) and trying to get to the U.S. so they can nicely and sincerely request asylum and get those sweet, sweet welfare benefits that American taxpayers so love paying for!
And once they have those nice monthly deposits into their checking accounts, they'll have plenty of spare time to become activists for the Open Borders Society. Because that's one of many jobs that real Americans just won't do!
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Faux Journalist at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (aSpXp)
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer.
Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (DB16e)
eventually it was easier to send the old folks that could not figure email out to the glue factory.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Gradually
And lose the coveted first! spot?
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (sMMcg)
Trump was not dodging any questions.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (kD8Fh)
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It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny
iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,
but the wrod as a wlohe.
Posted by: typos? at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (VckGX)
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Cool.
(In case you can't read it, I wrote "Cool" but switched the second and third letters.)
Posted by: irright at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
Did you say that all of CNN was going to be nuked?
When? Soon?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
What about having the White House Press Corps do a little more policing
of its own members? Every time Jim Acosta or April Ryan or any of those
rude-asses starts talking over someone or using their time to preach,
the person at the podium SHUTS DOWN THE PRESS CONFERENCE.
Tells
the WHPC, This is going to happen every time one of your members abuses
its privilege to come in here and take a turn at asking questions.
Apply pressure as necessary.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2018 04:04 PM (13CQC)
The same WH Press Corps who allowed the vile attacks against SHS at the Correspondents dinner? Trust them to police themselves?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (jxbfJ)
Don't really care; If other people can put up with my typos I can put up with theirs. I'm not being graded on this stuff.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (Pg+x7)
Isn't the first 'r' in "preener" redundant in this instance?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (ctuyM)
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The blog's loose shit irony detector just blew.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (aXxhK)
211 Dana Perino gets a lot of hate around here, but I think she just needs to land the right position.
Like on all fours with a ball-gag in her mouth? Or are you thinking of a different "position"? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:05 PM (IbD2v)
Pretty much what I was thinking. Not sure about the ball gag though, might like to leave that opportunity open.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (VpIIl)
looking for typos before you hit post?
Ain't nobody got time fo dat!
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (88+cf)
Journalism is not some holy order in which the adherents to journalism must blindly commit themselves to each other.
Acosta was wrong.
Journalism is not a debating society where you "challenge" the President of the United States.
Fox should be ashamed of itself. It could have remained silent and let Acosta fight his own battles.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (H7LIz)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:06 PM (Pg+x7)
it wood bee jus unuther lahsoot.
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (Fs5vw)
Like on all fours with a ball-gag in her mouth? Or are you thinking of a different "position"? Asking for a friend.
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I've got to say Perino's voice is annoying so the ball gag is a great add. Her moaning would likely not bother me.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 04:07 PM (e7O7B)
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Hall monitor noted.
I've learned to read for context, cuz typos gonna happen on a blog. You should try it some time.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (aSpXp)
That's a good way to make the Hall of Shame list on Sunday. In any event,
typos >> autocorrect replacement words
Now, autocorrect can really make a comment difficult to understand.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:10 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at N
lol, no need for the ball gag, not like she would make any noise anyway.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (MTjB1)
(In case you can't read it, I wrote "Cool" but switched the second and third letters.)
Posted by: irright at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (pMGkg)
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LOL!
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (IlV2p)
Posted by: Marcus T at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM
The patriarchal race to claim "First!" is just another example of male entitlement. The presumed right to use and abuse the first comment on a thread and then walk away to conquer something new is a hallmark of colonialism.
Posted by: Marcie "Fine Italian Meats" Bianco at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (ctuyM)
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That's why I included that stick. Every time one of them gets out of line, the whole gang is punished.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (uOV2W)
Facebook comments will put a stop to these shenanigans.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (T71PA)
Tonight on the Fox And Friend.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (lpSBH)
com'on it's all in good fun, and srsly I know i'm a pain in the ass re -typing and leaving messes all over the room.
just fight the perfect for the good or at least it's ok deal.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (Pqytn)
So, an explosion of kids entering kindergarten 6-years from now with the first name FuckFace?
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM
That's what you think.
Sign and return.
F-
Don't try the 'FenelonSpoke's Mom' trick again. You got me once.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (e7O7B)
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)
One would think that a large network like CNN would have a replacement.
Oh, and I saw somewhere that CNN's lawsuit states that PDT didn't respond to Acosta's invasion question but dismissed it saying he would run the country himself and CNN is a crap network (paraphrase). They cut out what must have been at least one minute of dialogue. Fake newsing it even in their lawsuit.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (9hauA)
Trump was not dodging any questions.
Posted by: kallisto
At the next Presser, the Intern can hold the mike, but behind her I want the biggest, baddest Marine Gunnery Sargent in the Corp.
And then peace and civility will remain....
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (vcOmj)
+++
Clooney/Acosta for 2020!!!! The perfect ticket
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (9F7aA)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 04:08 PM (MTjB1)
HEY!
Posted by: jakee308 at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (P16Qe)
Someone starts to lecture... kill the Mic, get out another one, and ignore the one lecturing.
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)>>
....And once they throw the Mic at POTUS out of frustration, the Secret Service shoots 'em dead......Problem Solved/Ratings Bonanza!!
How could the Media bigwigs say no to that, I asks ya!
Posted by: DMO at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (FAcBN)
(In case you can't read it, I wrote "Cool" but switched the second and third letters.)
Posted by: irright
Thank you. That was throwing me off.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (sMMcg)
5 minutes later.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (hjaPQ)
..........
But then somebody always beats me to the stupid joke.
Posted by: wth at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (HgMAr)
Ground up and in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my coffee: chunky-style.
Posted by: no not really but I think it's funny at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (84QUd)
can-the-white-house-revoke-a-reporters-credentials/
Link the two strings together.
I can't use tiny url on this computer.
This is not new.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (H7LIz)
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Yes he was! I was instructing him how he was so very wrong to call those sweet migrants "invaders," and he was not agreeing with me!
I kept asking him too, but he refused! He's obviously afraid of my vastly superior intellect and logic!!!
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Faux Journalist at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 04:11 PM (NLLmE)
Actually, shmoo would work too. Anybody ever read Li'l Abner? Shmoo was a white amorphous blob with legs and a face. Kinda fits!
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2018 04:09 PM (9Om/r)
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Ring gag FTW.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (ffYR/)
"Your campaign had an ad showing migrants climbing over walls and so on. But they're not going to be doing that."
Is Mr. Acosta now a spokesman for the caravan? After another interruption, Mr. Acosta insisted on continuing to talk after the President called on a reporter. Then Mr. Acosta fended off a White House intern as she attempted to retrieve the microphone to allow others to ask questions.
The First Amendment prevents the President or anyone else in the federal government from restricting the ability of citizens to report and publish. Does it also require the President to listen to ill-informed lectures for as long as the lecturers choose to speak? Obviously if everyone had the right to refuse to surrender the microphone at press conferences the result would be fewer members of the press corps having an opportunity to ask questions, not more.
But there's something special about Mr. Acosta and about CNN, at least according to the lawsuit. The suit argues that special White House access not available to the general public is "essential" for reporters like Mr. Acosta, and that CNN is suffering from his absence, even though many other CNN staff still enjoy such access.
There are no doubt myriad online producers and reporters who would love to have the privileges enjoyed by CNN and its star commentator. But are Mr. Acosta and his network entitled to such privileges?
The Journal's Jacob Gershman reports:
A similar question confronted a federal appeals court in Washington, D.C. more than 40 years ago. That case was brought by a Washington correspondent for the Nation who was denied White House press credentials for vague security reasons.
The appeals court in the 1977 ruling, Sherrill v. Knight, said the public doesn't have a right of access to the White House and that a president can grant one-on-one interviews to whomever he chooses.
But the court said there were "important First Amendment rights implicated by refusal to grant White House press passes to bona fide Washington journalists" and that at minimum, a journalist shut out of the White House has the right to a lodge a formal protest and get a written explanation for a denial.
UCLA law professor Eugene Volokh said the White House doesn't necessarily need to have a powerful reason to keep Mr. Acosta out. More recent First Amendment case law suggests that the president could win by convincing a judge that the decision was merely reasonable, according to Mr. Volokh.
The key for the White House, he said, is showing that it took action against the CNN reporter not based on his reporting or critical views about Mr. Trump but because of his conduct at news conferences.
His conduct last week was reason enough. Yet again and again the suit demands special constitutional treatment for Mr. Acosta.
How exactly does one qualify as a member of the entitlement estate?
Posted by: mikethemoose at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (IRSBy)
He does less official WH pressers, but more yakking on the tarmac. Like for a half hour. He is the most accessible president to the press we've had in forever. He is spoiling the journos with the manna from heaven that is his time and attention, and all they do is complain.
Posted by: LizLem at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (hvf9s)
I'm an artiste.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf
see that's why you are special.
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Dear Lord,
Forgive us our typos as we forgive those that typo against us.
Amen.
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (Pg+x7)
I'm an artiste.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (/tuJf)
LOL.
And people say this blog isn't classy ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Faux Journalist at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (fqUgw)
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All along, I thought this was a sock and, much to my surprise, Jim, is that really you?
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (IlV2p)
Posted by: Total Control Racist
They walk alike
They talk alike
At times they even sound alike
You could lose your mind!
When assholes are two of a kind!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (vcOmj)
I just consider them code words that some secret agent in BFE is deciphering and looking up in his code bood
Posted by: dDan at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (hwYmz)
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he is like Obama in that he'll just non answer through the most bizarre platitudinous non sequitors as many many people have noted, might I add.
Which is fine, trump's manner of speaking is...uh...his own.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 14, 2018 04:16 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 14, 2018 04:16 PM (MTjB1)
can-the-white-house-revoke-a-reporters-credentials/
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I'll take questions never asked under a democratic administration for one hundred Alex.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:16 PM (aXxhK)
Today? Pretty much crickets from what I can see.
There's a lesson to be learned there.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:16 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (TUU1F)
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They could be et for food. Any kind of food you liked. Multiplied like rabbits. Like Democrat campaign promises.
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (Pqytn)
I just consider them code words that some secret agent in BFE is deciphering and looking up in his code bood
Does he have a gub?
Posted by: Woody Allen at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (84QUd)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Total Control Racist
They walk alike
They talk alike
At times they even sound alike
You could lose your mind!
When assholes are two of a kind!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (vcOmj)
Identical cousins.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (T4oHT)
Someone starts to lecture... kill the Mic, get out another one, and ignore the one lecturing.
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)>>
Better yet, trap door in the floor Jabba the Hut style. Slide their silly ass into the pit of some gigantic ugly fucker's lunch.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (9Om/r)
Someone starts to lecture... kill the Mic, get out another one, and ignore the one lecturing.
Posted by: Don Q at November 14, 2018 03:55 PM (NgKpN)>>
....And once they throw the Mic at POTUS out of frustration, the Secret Service shoots 'em dead......Problem Solved/Ratings Bonanza!!
How could the Media bigwigs say no to that, I asks ya!
Posted by: DMO at November 14, 2018 04:13 PM (FAcBN)
One small change: Give Trump (or Sarah) the gun.
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (Fs5vw)
onelook.com
That's where I go whenever I need to look up a word. Fast and easy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (KEr/t)
Is Triggly Puff vegan?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:18 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:15 PM (Pg+x7)
Fantastic point.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:18 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Loveulongtime at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (fi7+4)
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lol.
Yeah, you can go to Drudge or Fox or other news outlets today and see the photos and videos of hundreds of "migrants" from the "peaceful caravan" climbing over the border wall in California today.
Just like I said they wouldn't do! Who are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes?
But don't call them "invaders," you raaaaacist MAGA h8ters!
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Faux Journalist at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (aSpXp)
I just consider them code words
+++
Like that sea to shining sea shit that all the Democrats put on their Twitters to signal coast to coast protests after Sessions resigned?
Posted by: Total Control Racist at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (9F7aA)
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (sMMcg)
Or maybe the mic acts as a "talking" stick.
In that case they should dress it up wrap it in rainbow colors and they should have a spotlight on whoever's talking because you know the Press would Lurv that.
ORRRR
Use a self zapping tazer want with a mic attached. And the button on Trump's podium.
The temptation of the POTUS would be awesome to watch him struggle not to use it.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (P16Qe)
Right. And then it's 237 comments later, and nobody knows what you're talking about.
Posted by: Roland THTG at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (kD8Fh)
Posted by: Marcie "Fine Italian Meats" Bianco at November 14, 2018 04:12 PM (ctuyM)
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: JiminBama at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (SrcNX)
Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (Cus5s)
It's about creating news, not receiving it.
The MSM picks their narrative - let's say, "Trump's firing of Mueller is imminent!" - and then tools like Acosta badger Sanders (of whoever is there that day) with loaded questions about it. "Will Trump's firing of Mueller cause a Constitutional crisis?" "What is Trump's response to [Democrat leader] who has said he/she will impeach Trump after he fires Mueller?" etc.
See, they're not journalists, they're holding the president into account, stopping him from turning the US into a tyranny!!!
Exit question to CNN: What makes Acosta so special that they can't just send in a replacement reporter? No really, I want to know their response to that simple fix.
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (W+vEI)
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Simply prove useful to us.
Posted by: Uniparty/Deep State Conglomerated at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (aXxhK)
_______________
did dipshit say that? What does that even mean? Did he, without evidence, assert a future course of action to people he's never talked to?
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (7J5t2)
Today? Pretty much crickets from what I can see.
There's a lesson to be learned there.
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:16 PM (IbD2v)
Yup. I and some others called it yesterday -- FAKE NEWS
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (Fs5vw)
That's just the fair-minded view. But the current press plays dirty. It would be ethical at this point for Ajit Pai to revoke their broadcast licenses. It would be ethical for them to be railroaded and eliminated. They are sociopaths and need to be treated as such.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (/qEW2)
I like my women like I like my coffee.
Ground up and in the freezer.
I like my women like I like my coffee: chunky-style.
Posted by: no not really but I think it's funny at November 14, 2018 04:14 PM (84QUd)
I like my men like my coffee. Hot. Black. Bitter.
Posted by: Shep Smith at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: clutch cargo
Shmoo - the original NPC
Posted by: rickb223 at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (sMMcg)
Posted by: Cinnamon the Stripper at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (H7LIz)
MR. MICROPHONE!
Talk over other reporters!
Drown out the President of the United States!
Use it to beat pesky little women interns!
And all for just $49.95!
It's a steal! Get one today and start harassing people at News Conferences' tomorrow!
(White House Press Pass not included. Batteries sold separately)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
Mark Hamill
@HamillHimself
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
>Flock of Bald Eagles or Robo-American-Bald-Eagle?
Take your pick, Mr. Donnie.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at November 14, 2018 04:21 PM (lpSBH)
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remember, obama, and hillary on the campaign trail, went considerable periods of time without answering questions.
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 14, 2018 04:21 PM (7J5t2)
Ain't THAT the truth.
I always thought she was a pretty bitter person for someone who had it made all her life.
Yet she's managed to make herself look even MORE petty.
Does she think this will help a run for Pres in 2020.
It's only cemented my dislike of her.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 14, 2018 04:21 PM (P16Qe)
Posted by: LASue at November 14, 2018 04:21 PM (4SgJh)
But it probably actually isn't the reason and their reporters are pretty much just as big a liberal shit heads as all of CNN.
Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 04:21 PM (WaxcS)
Well said; Send it to SH Sanders.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (bQtop)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (KP5rU)
To me this is just stupid. Acosta should have just had his press pass revoked for a week and then don't call on him for 3 weeks until he behaves.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (hECVl)
All along, I thought this was a sock and, much to my surprise, Jim, is that really you?
Posted by: blake - used bridge salesman
______________
Yes, 'tis I, the Great One, come amongst you peons for a time to shed my superior wisdom and stunning good looks down upon you MAGA maggots, to brighten your dull and hopeless lives for just a moment or two.
Posted by: Jim Acosta, Faux Journalist at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw)
no more press conferences (till ruling overturned) ... if Hawaii
anti-constitution judge rules Acosta has a special divine right to
harass ... all info released via Twitter till further notice ... or
better yet, via Gab ... makes them all sign up for Gab.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (Cus5s)
I'd revoke ALL of CNN's passes. And now Fox as well. They are parties in a lawsuit against Trump's WH and the Secret Service for taking the pass away from Acosta. They can get their passes back depending on the court's ruling.
Posted by: Our COuntry is Screwed at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (a0IVu)
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Is Triggly Puff vegan?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:18 PM
-------------------------------------------------------
<Triggly Puff stares vacantly across table>
Triggly Friend: Triggly are you OK?
Triggly Puff: I was just wondering... uhm... are you gonna eat that chair?
Posted by: irright at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (HgMAr)
What we care about is correct, and punctilious, punctuation. More specifically, correct usage of the summit of punctuation, the Oxford Comma.
We appreciate your coöperation. Thank you.
Posted by: Assistant Associate AoSHQ Copy Editor, Oxford Comma Division at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (ctuyM)
Ex Viet Cong???
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Kevin McCarthy at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (hjaPQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: President Michelle Obama at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (BXMxN)
Mark Hamill
@HamillHimself
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
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Most all of the women I know would recognize that this would be a very, very bad idea.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (ffYR/)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Oh for fuck sakes Vagina envy Hamill?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM (9Om/r)
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I think an ejector seat would be much, much more entertaining. Launch them right into Lafayette Park.
Posted by: bluebell at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (U5tDi)
Also, can we be done with Star Wars now? Like, just fucking kill it already?
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (NLLmE)
acosta should be working local auto shows. he's barely capable of
hawking the latest miracle wax. does cnn only hire out of meth labs?
acoster, pooper. lemon, and on and on they're all phucktards full of
left wing assfuckery.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (KP5rU)
I was thinking he should be MCing strip clubs where Stormy Daniels is performing. "Put some greenery on the scenery or I get meanery".
Posted by: Our COuntry is Screwed at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (/W6k1)
Ex Viet Cong???
Pablo don't surf!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 14, 2018 04:21 PM (7J5t2)
Barky hardly ever held press conferences in the White House. And when he did, he had lists of reporters to be called on in advance, which he was obviously always reading from. In fact, Barky used to have press conferences (of the few he had) where he'd call on a reporter and then have to look around the room to find them or see if they were even there.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (ffYR/)
*raises hand*
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (NLLmE)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
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You will all kneel before us!!
Posted by: The Gynocracy you thought the uniparty was bad . . . at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (sit+e)
1. Institute a once-weekly, one-hour only press briefing with Sarah Sanders.
Dos. Once-monthly, one-hour only availability with President Trump.
C. All questions must be submitted in writing, 48 hours in advance. Times New Roman font, double-spaced, limited to one page. No multiple part questions allowed.
IV. If a question is answered in one (1) of these availabilities within a six (6) month period, the reporter and that reporter's news outlet may not submit another question until the passage of 180 days from the date the original question was answered.
Funf. Attendance at each availability limited to ten (10) representatives from ten (10) news organizations, from a list of the top 300 news organizatioms in the world, as measured by confirmed viewership/circulation.
Sex. Cavity searches required prior to attendance. Safety first!
Cemb. Shock collars must be worn by all attendees. Insulting questions or ad hominem attacks will be pumished.
Octem. Jim Acosta and CNN are no longer allowed to attend or submit questions, as Trump has signed a Presidential Proclamation designating them a Wholly-Owned propaganda organ of the Satanic DemonRat Party.
Tiohton. Complaints must be tattooed to the forehead of the complainant attendee and presented at the next session that attendee is invited to (bearing in mind the rotation/number of possible attendees).
Ten. President Trump will have a weekly radio/television address to explain his actions and policies that all news organizations must broadcast as a condition of covering the administration.
Just spit-balling, here, of course.
Posted by: Sharkman at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (BfOXk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (WaxcS)
"The filmmaker embedded with the caravan is now reporting there may be exVC military instructors giving invasion advice."
Ex Viet Cong???
Vagina Connoisseurs?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
************
I hadn't read the comments and then I scrolled up and saw your post.
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (KP5rU)
Ok, just finished reading the post. Great idea by commenter.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:17 PM
I always thought that 'commenter' was code word for the lone (R) in !(R)hode Island. The guy who may or maybe not catches delicious stripers and never shares.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (e7O7B)
ORRRR
Use a self zapping tazer want with a mic attached. And the button on Trump's podium.
The temptation of the POTUS would be awesome to watch him struggle not to use it.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (P16Qe)
OMG - THIS!!! Can you see Trump saying "that's enough", punching the button and watching Acosta drop to the floor in convulsions.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: CN at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (/9p9e)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Princess Leia lost the galaxy to a dark religion. Did you learn nothing from the movies, Lefty?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)
Then again, the guy with the MAGA beer hat and foam #1 hand would work.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: redridinghood at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (hECVl)
Barky accused Fox reporter James Rosen of treason - friggin TREASON! - and sicced the FBI, NSA and the rest on him ... just because Rosen was uncovering some of the myriad crimes committed by Barky and his junta.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (KEr/t)
They will lose and go 24/7 on how they were cheated by OMB.
"When libs win it the will of the people..."
Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (DB16e)
>>"The filmmaker embedded with the caravan is now reporting there
may be exVC military instructors giving invasion advice."
Ex Viet Cong???
Pablo don't surf!
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (/tuJf)
Carlos in the wire!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (8iiMU)
Ex Viet Cong???
Vagina Connoisseurs?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (ptqGC)
===================="Reporters in the wire! I repeat! Reporters in the wire! Fire mission Alpha Bravo!"
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: eleven at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (NLLmE)
There are Lego sets to be sold!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (0QYMt)
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140 characters from now on.
Ask me questions on Twitter.
I'll answer BIG LEAGUE.
Posted by: Donnie Two Scoops at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (vitH7)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: Skip at November 14, 2018 04:25 PM (T4oHT)
Rush, in a mellower way, said they were scum. And he almost screamed "bullshit" after a Gillum soundbite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Princess Leia lost the galaxy to a dark religion. Did you learn nothing from the movies, Lefty?
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (/tuJf)
Who taught you to hate yourself, Mr. Hamill?
Was it all that time spend in California?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: IC at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu)
Boy, that'd leave a mark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Oh for fuck sakes Vagina envy Hamill?
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (O2RFr)
I for one welcome our vaginal overlords. Assuming there's blonde amazon stormtroopers. In stompy boots.
Posted by: joncelli of the Tribe of the Drunken Moose at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (Sz3zs)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (kk1fo)
He made the best Joker in the best version of Batman.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Our COuntry is Screwed at November 14, 2018 04:22 PM (jxbfJ)
It's for presidential security reasons, of course.
(And I think it should be. Acosta and a few others in that room have become capable of doing anything at this point with their Trump hate.)
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (Fs5vw)
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a lot of their shows are on you tube actually.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (wYJC9)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with
middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge
completely? Just women. I know I am.
(Takes a quick look around at the female "leaders" already out there)
Uh, Luke? Not just no, but FUCK NO!!
Posted by: DocJ at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (IbD2v)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:24 PM (kk1fo)
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lol
I wish we could.
Posted by: SMH at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (8sZIF)
@HamillHimself
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 04:20 PM (+y/Ru)
Aside from my current boss who's an awesome woman, I've preferred my my male bosses to my female ones. At least when your male boss stabs you in the back, he does not feign crocodile tears when confronted.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (9hauA)
Posted by: Ripley at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:26 PM (kk1fo)
He was great as the voice of the Joker in Batman the Animated Series.
25 years ago.
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: President Michelle Obama at November 14, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
I just had a seizure.
Posted by: Sponge at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (F4u7C)
".. we see Luke Skywalker firing his weapons (male symbols) at a large spherical object (female symbol). He must penetrate its defenses, swoop down a long trench and deliver his bombs in order to explode it - when he does, the audience shares his catharsis."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: It's me donna at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Saul at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (WQLgZ)
Ooooh an actor! Your opinion is soooper important! Let me pull up a chair and tell me all your thoughts Marky. I'm going to go get a pen.
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (Sz3zs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
The way the Demonrats are lying about the fraud in Broward is just breathtaking in its audacity.
Everyone from Senator Nelson Rictus on down...just creating a parallel reality that is opposite of what is actually occurring. And the LIVs are buying it, every mendacious syllable.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (kD8Fh)
I hate getting stuck behind an X-wing with his virtue signal flashing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (+y/Ru)
".. we see Luke Skywalker firing his weapons (male symbols) at a large spherical object (female symbol). He must penetrate its defenses, swoop down a long trench and deliver his bombs in order to explode it - when he does, the audience shares his catharsis."
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (uOV2W)
David Gerrold, who wrote pedo incest porn...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (bcbK8)
For centuries, men have had their chance to rule government with middling-to-poor results. Who's ready to let women take charge completely? Just women. I know I am.
Centuries? I think it's been a little longer than that.
And I'm not sure where this "middling-to-poor" shit comes from. The world has advanced pretty damn well over that time.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (KEr/t)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (BXMxN)
I've had two female bosses. Both psychos.
To be fair, only one of them was under investigation by the SEC for securities fraud.
Posted by: JackStraw at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (/tuJf)
Question: Does Alex Jones Have The Same Right To A White House Press Pass As Jim Acosta?
And Do YOU?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (LLkDq)
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:19 PM (kD8Fh)
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I love the look on Mollie's face when she's doing the FOX "expert" panel shows. I bet she has a certain fondness Mara Liasson in particular. Don't know she contains herself, I would have Suplexed her and the other twit AB Stoddard months ago.
Posted by: J. Accost-a at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (xqfqx)
clinton and obama (especially) were obsessed with controlling the message. it's a feature of the left that tries to "reframe" and redefine subjects and their meaning. trump is refreshing in that he's direct, unfiltered and makes no effort to control the message or his image. it's another feature of his not being a politician.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Jim Accosther at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (Tyii7)
Boy, that'd leave a mark.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (ptqGC)
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One of the reasons they hate him is because they need him.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (ffYR/)
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 14, 2018 04:28 PM (9hauA)
Ditto. Would much rather work for a man than a woman. I've honestly found men more trustworthy in a work environment. (And, BTW, I'm a woman.)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (MX7xj)
Posted by: Saul at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (WQLgZ)
We here at AOSHQ are open to suggestions. Let's see that razor-sharp wit of yours...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)
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See 1930's Germany.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (vitH7)
And he almost screamed "bullshit" after a Gillum soundbite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
The way the Demonrats are lying about the fraud in Broward is just breathtaking in its audacity.
Everyone from Senator Nelson Rictus on down...just creating a
parallel reality that is opposite of what is actually occurring. And the
LIVs are buying it, every mendacious syllable.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (kD8Fh)
After "hands up! Don't shoot!" you're still surprised when they do this?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK
So he's a good voice actor? I never watched the animated Batman.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (kk1fo)
Posted by: willow at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (aSpXp)
Posted by: steevy at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Saul at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (WQLgZ)
Sounds like something someone would say while his wife is out on her weekly date.
Posted by: buzzion at November 14, 2018 04:31 PM (WaxcS)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo, Digitally Remastered at November 14, 2018 04:31 PM (LLkDq)
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 14, 2018 04:31 PM (eAshZ)
Posted by: jakee308 at November 14, 2018 04:31 PM (P16Qe)
I've enjoyed working under female management for a total of upwards of days.
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly at November 14, 2018 04:31 PM (e7O7B)
416 For fuck's sake, the "cuck" label is the the laziest and most predictable pejorative.
Posted by: Saul at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (WQLgZ)
We here at AOSHQ are open to suggestions. Let's see that razor-sharp wit of yours...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (/9p9e)
Uh, no - the laziest and most predictable would be 'racists!'.Followed by "white privilege".
Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: clutch cargo at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: pep at November 14, 2018 03:40 PM (wW03z)
Levin was on fire last night about this lawsuit. He knows Ted Olsen personally and Olsen refused to answer his calls asking him to appear on his show. Instead, Olsen appeared on CNN who is his client.
Levin is strongly urging the WH to fight this lawsuit. He says this is just one more lawfare against the constitution, in which there is nothing requiring the president to answer unlimited questions from a freak reporter. He said there is no way Acosta would be allowed to behave like he does in a courtroom or a classroom or anywhere there are rules for decorum and equal opportunity.
So I'm sure Mark is not happy his hosting network of his show is supporting what he considers to be an illegitimate lawsuit.
Posted by: Jen the original at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (jCCZJ)
controlling the message. it's a feature of the left that tries to
"reframe" and redefine subjects and their meaning. trump is refreshing
in that he's direct, unfiltered and makes no effort to control the
message or his image. it's another feature of his not being a
politician.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (Pg+x7)
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Hell, Hillary had her aides surround the press corps with yellow tape while she walking in a parade.
Posted by: mrp at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (uOV2W)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (/9p9e)
The way the Demonrats are lying about the fraud in Broward is just breathtaking in its audacity.
Everyone from Senator Nelson Rictus on down...just creating a parallel reality that is opposite of what is actually occurring. And the LIVs are buying it, every mendacious syllable.
Posted by: kallisto at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (kD8Fh)
Robert Spencer over at PJ Media has a damn good and scary piece on the Dems lust for power at all costs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)
But mostly the time off from such weak battles, yo...
Posted by: MoJoeTee at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (2yhkc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (Sz3zs)
Posted by: Saul at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (WQLgZ)
.....
Spoken like a guy that watches from the corner while a well-hung black guy sport-fucks his shrew of a wife that keeps his testicles in her purse and then walks over to wipe the shmeg off the black guys dick afterwards.
Better?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (jZQUe)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: The Lunatic Left at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Gradually, Then Suddenly
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I'm sure the first typo was heartbreaking.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:33 PM (vitH7)
Posted by: human at November 14, 2018 04:33 PM (0CeRG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 14, 2018 04:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK
So he's a good voice actor? I never watched the animated Batman.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (kk1fo)
You should, it's the best version of Batman and it's pretty timeless.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:33 PM (bcbK8)
New talking point" Time to let women *of color* rule the world, bitchezzzz!
Posted by: Lizzy at November 14, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mark Hamill at November 14, 2018 04:34 PM (KEr/t)
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See 1930's Germany.
Posted by: simplemind at November 14, 2018 04:30 PM (vitH7)
Scary but true.
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:34 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: not sarah sanders at November 14, 2018 04:36 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 14, 2018 04:36 PM (+BN1u)
Posted by: Anachronda at November 14, 2018 04:37 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2018 04:37 PM (Sz3zs)
Posted by: db at November 14, 2018 04:37 PM (VPeKk)
Posted by: Minnfidel at November 14, 2018 04:38 PM (Sz3zs)
...and total crickets from the MSM...
Posted by: JimBo at November 14, 2018 04:39 PM (2yhkc)
Posted by: CN at November 14, 2018 04:39 PM (U7k5w)
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that's right, Candy, read that transcript
Posted by: billionaires! At the bottom of it all! at November 14, 2018 04:39 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: db at November 14, 2018 04:37 PM (VPeKk)
I just want a judge to rule that the WH can restrict access to anyone they damn well please.
Posted by: Sooner at November 14, 2018 04:39 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: LWC at November 14, 2018 04:40 PM (3JQQm)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at November 14, 2018 04:40 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2018 04:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2018 04:46 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2018 04:46 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2018 04:47 PM (n1pHn)
Posted by: Weasel at November 14, 2018 04:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, yea Nationalism at November 14, 2018 04:27 PM (bcbK
You joking me? The cartoon version is the best version? Conventional wisdom is right - Heath Ledger was the best.
Hamill is an idiot. He knows libtards are libtards - he knew that Rian Johnson was a shit storyteller who was ruining the franchise.
Women politicians like that scummy mayor of San Juan, PR, or feral savage idiots like Waters or Jackson-Lee, or even that South American PM who had people assassinated, have shown that females are just as savage, brutal and immoral as any male ruler ever was. The problem is a human one, not a gender based one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 14, 2018 04:58 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Anchovy at November 14, 2018 05:22 PM (B3kya)
"I will not vote to advance any of the 21 judicial nominees [...] or vote to confirm the 32 judges awaiting confirmation on the Senate Floor until S. 2644 is brought to for a vote."
Posted by: MSM is the Deep States Mentally Ill Girlffriend at November 14, 2018 05:23 PM (BqBId)
DACR: Deferred Action on Childish Reporters.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 14, 2018 05:39 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 14, 2018 04:32 PM (/9p9e)
By any means necessary!
The ends justify the means!
So, a few eggs get broken when making an omelette!
Narrative uber alles!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 14, 2018 05:41 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Robert W Smith at November 14, 2018 06:20 PM (00YH/)
Posted by: Gdthbschdn at November 14, 2018 06:28 PM (GVvLr)
Posted by: Richard Feder, Ft Lee NJ at November 14, 2018 07:28 PM (WusEB)
Posted by: Saul at November 14, 2018 04:29 PM (WQLgZ)
.....
Spoken like a guy that watches from the corner while a well-hung black guy sport-fucks his shrew of a wife that keeps his testicles in her purse and then walks over to wipe the shmeg off the black guys dick afterwards.
Better?
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