John Sexton: No, Conspiratorial Leftist Media Types (or Your NeverTrump Fans and Enablers), the Video of Acosta Forcing the Intern's Arm Away Is Not "Doctored"

This Conspiracy Theory was brought to you by New York Times partisan lunatic Maggie Haberman and the very emotionally balanced Julia "Trump creates more terrorists than ISIS" Ioffe, then the very reputable Washington Post pumped it out as "real news" to the country.

This story didn't get its first contact with a fact-check until... Buzzfeed, of all things.

The Washington Post has now updated its "story" to note that, um, their initial conspiracy theory might not be as strong as they initially thought -- but they kept the conspiracy theory headline.

Congratulations, once again, to all the cucks, soybeans, and weak men craving the approval of their leftist Twitter Friendz (especially the Cuckmaker Jake Tapper) who pushed this story out to the world without giving it an atom of skepticism.

And kudos to John Sexton for writing this up -- I can't imagine it was comfortable going up against the Leftwing Conspiracy Peddler Ed Morrissey with this.

Who knew the Fake Conservative wing of the conservative movement featured so many people eager to rush to endorse and amplify leftist conspiracy theories to save Jim Acosta, Jake Tapper, and the propaganda operation CNN?

I mean, besides everyone who's been paying attention?

Update: Henceforth, I will only be referring to the miserable cuck Ed Morrissey by his official academic title, Doctored Ed Morrissey.

Please make a note for your records.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:17 PM

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Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:18 PM (GBteo)

2 We should have a contest for who gets the most "firsts" in a week. Winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the Barrel.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:18 PM (GBteo)

3 This was on one of the MSM networks last night. I think NBC.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 01:19 PM (4ErVI)

4 Hey, I just noticed I made the sidebar. Of course, something bad is sure to happen to make up for it.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:20 PM (59GGI)

5 Doctored, like with a stethoscope?

*cackle*

*hic*

*shart*

Posted by: Hillary! at November 09, 2018 01:20 PM (BrQrN)

6 The left is nuts.They are also evil and anyone that allies with them is the same.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:20 PM (BXMxN)

7 top 10

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:21 PM (8D42x)

8 Perhaps the video was deceptively edited.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:21 PM (BXMxN)

9 These fucking genetic abominations tried to convince people that a live video feed was doctored.

There are no words.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:21 PM (oZ6kz)

10 I'm like, totally not unstable!

Now where the bitches at!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 09, 2018 01:21 PM (BrQrN)

11 Now the moon landing video, that was doctored.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 01:21 PM (1ISKN)

12 It doesn't matter, the narrative is that Trump Hates Reporters Who Question Him, and that's that.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (GBteo)

13 Gaslighting and more gaslighting. A favored tactic of unhinged women, people with narcissistic or borderline personality disorder, and leftists.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

14 The fact that anyone even suggests this baffles me. Its utterly bizarre, its a blatant, open, shameless example of "what are you gonna believe, me or your lying eyes???"

They have gotten so used to the "doctored" or "selectively edited" dismissal of truths they find uncomfortable that the lie comes so easily, even to themselves. Its jaw dropping, its like someone literally seeing a dragon fly overhead then claiming it was a jet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (39g3+)

15 Obviously they think Acosta would be in trouble if he assaulted her, so they have to invent a scenario where he didn't.

But the bigger point is the asshole was having a tantrum and refusing to surrender the mike after already asking several questions.

By any standard, the prick was out of line, and his ass needed to be thrown out. Let CNN decide if they'll have a huff or send up the next asshole from their stable, but Acosta is a disrupting drama queen and he's history.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

16 ...Have the "Republicans pounced" on this yet?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (GBteo)

17 This is the Wallstreet Journal

Donald Trump Played Central Role in Hush Payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal

Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (2I4LM)

18 No amount of doctoring would make Jim Acosta look more like an ass.

But he does make my heart flutter when he puts the beat down on that overly aggressive 97 lb female intern. What a man!

Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (7Fa8Y)

19 6 The left is nuts.They are also evil and anyone that allies with them is the same.
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:20 PM (BXMxN)

Physical removal. It's the only way.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

20 Well, they didn't show the whole CSPAN footage, so someone obviously did some doctoring to the clip.

duh.

/s

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (KUaJL)

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

22 When you live in a world defined by the flexibility and interpretation of "truth" then anything that defies your truth is fake. Broward County election fraud? Defies their truth that all fair elections go to Democrats, so is fake. Jim Acosta making physical contact with a White House intern (it wasn't assault, but it's their rules so war)? Defies their truth that Jim Acosta is pure as the driven snow and speaking true to power, so fake. Actual lying by CNN (e.g., fake news)? Defies their truth that they are honorable soothsayers, so fake.

Reality doesn't exist to these people. If it disrupts their own personal "truth" then it is a lie.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (I2dne)

23 Slanty...

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

24 *takes notes*

Posted by: Gaslighting at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (BrQrN)

25 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (2I4LM)

Feed me!

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (GBteo)

26 I watched it live. He pushed her arm away. Do that at your employer's office and HR would have your ass out before eob that day.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (0OJD+)

27 Update: Henceforth, I will only be referring to the miserable cuck Ed Morrissey by his official academic title, Doctored Ed Morrissey.

Please make a note for your records.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (PbpT7)

28
Somebody here had a link to it minutes after it happened.

Here's a regular time, then slow-mo version...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxV2jRUuaHI

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (URwyc)

29 Florida question: I see that Broward is blatantly breaking the law. What I haven't seen is what the law prescribes as a remedy. I mean beyond punishing (har har) the responsible officials. What do you do when it's proven that the ballots are hopelessly tainted?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (59GGI)

30 Reality doesn't exist to these people. If it disrupts their own personal "truth" then it is a lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (I2dne)

Yep. Postmodernism at its finest. Or its worst. Take your pick.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

31 We live in times where reality is being manufactured by the Media to persuade the "persuadable" about what is really true.

What is real, what is actually true, is a casualty of these times.

It's the same with the massive vote fraud that is going on in Florida and Georgia, as it is with this stupidity of Acosta.

And in the end, the people that manufacture reality to change people's minds are really criminals. There really is a Ministry of Truth, out there manipulating reality. It's just not quite yet empowered by the full force of government.

We live in perilous but stupid times.

It is a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (vcOmj)

32 Update: Henceforth, I will only be referring to the miserable cuck Ed Morrissey by his official academic title, Doctored Ed Morrissey.

I prefer Pillsbury Dough boy

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (O2RFr)

33
They have gotten so used to the "doctored" or "selectively edited" dismissal of truths they find uncomfortable that the lie comes so easily, even to themselves. Its jaw dropping, its like someone literally seeing a dragon fly overhead then claiming it was a jet.

All they need is a phrase to repeat like a incantation and they make it all vanish.

Part of their Cargo Cult mentality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (oVJmc)

34 By any standard, the prick was out of line, and his ass needed to be thrown out. Let CNN decide if they'll have a huff or send up the next asshole from their stable, but Acosta is a disrupting drama queen and he's history.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (oVJmc)

I don't understand why this is so hard. Have Sanders call up CNN and say nope he's done here you can put someone else up and we'll probably give them the access. If they pull the same stunts Acosta, pulls then they're gone too and so are you for the rest of the administration.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (4ErVI)

35 What do they care? It's not like there is a shortage of grandstanding leftist asshats in this country.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (1ISKN)

36 Reality doesn't exist to these people. If it disrupts their own personal "truth" then it is a lie.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (I2dne)

Reality is just what we tell each other what is true.

And the reality is that Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (KUaJL)

37 You don't get prosecuted for campaign finance violations ,you pay a fine.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (BXMxN)

38 26 I watched it live. He pushed her arm away. Do that at your employer's office and HR would have your ass out before eob that day.
Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (0OJD+)

Do that at a bar and a bouncer will literally throw your ass out the door.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

39 2 We should have a contest for who gets the most "firsts" in a week. Winner gets an all-expense paid trip to the Barrel.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:18 PM (GBteo)

Looks like you have some competition for your hoped-for week in the barrel, Harry.

Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (7Fa8Y)

40 I have been in production and post production for decades.

Literally every piece of video or audio you see or hear is edited or "doctored" in the parlance of these hacks.

Now it is true you could edit video in such a way as to remove context and create a false impression, that wasn't done in this case.

These people are monsters.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (qxq6t)

41 oh, and I don't know how anyone can, with any semblance of a straight face, claim that he never touched her.

now, I do personally think it's not THAT big of a deal that he was trying to keep the mike and simply blocked her, BUT, welcome to the new rules bitches. he touched her without her specific consent. he needs to be fired and never allowed in polite company again...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (8D42x)

42
Burden of Proof

What was it that LBJ said, " I just want to see the SOB deny it."

They make the accusation that the video has been altered and suddenly it is up to 'us' to prove the video is authentic when it should be up to the accuser to prove it has been altered.

Posted by: Ran Dum Letters at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (hrcfq)

43 Now the moon landing video, that was doctored.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at November 09, 2018 01:21 PM (1ISKN)

* Punches sniffybigtoe in the face *

Posted by: Buzz Aldrin at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (pdE6H)

44 Gaslighting assumes its an intentional, deliberate attempt to deceive in order to drive people crazy. They're not gaslighting, they're just lying. They are just flat out denying the truth because they don't like the truth. And they lie first to themselves.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)

45 29. You have FDLE investigate, gather evidence, and file a suit. This is exactly what Scott has done. Genuine, badge and gun, law enforcement from throughout the state was dispatched yesterday. Consequently, the counting of ballots has slowed considerably. Now, you look at which ballots got added late, and find a basis to challenge. Scott is doing what he can do right now, chances are high Federal help is also on the way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (wGbBR)

46 Enemy of the people.

Posted by: HA at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (MAstk)

47 Doctored Ed Morrissey sounds like he was transitioned.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (BXMxN)

48 17 This is the Wallstreet Journal

Donald Trump Played Central Role in Hush Payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal

Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (2I4LM)

Look over here! Not at Broward, here!

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (59GGI)

49 We haven't pounced yet, but we did seize, and we have plans to weaponize.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (oZ6kz)

50 Blood Pressure Warning:
A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yaglwqxz

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (LL1Be)

51 Given what's at stake (your money and property, your freedom, your life, and any surviving record that you ever lived at all), and how far the other side is willing to go, how can this possibly not end in blood?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (Tugri)

52 13 Gaslighting and more gaslighting. A favored tactic of unhinged women, people with narcissistic or borderline personality disorder, and leftists.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

Winner for the most redundant description of the week.

Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (7Fa8Y)

53 I'm still fond of the name pop an fresh but doctored could be a middle name.

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (M87d8)

54
Donald Trump Played Central Role in Hush Payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal

Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/

Mueller's death throes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (oVJmc)

55 I want to write the history book covering this time period. Was trying to explain to a friend from Holland what a moron Obama was--he said everybody in Europe thought he was the greatest. Then tried to explain Trump. To his credit, the guy tried to keep an open mind. But when our children and grandchildren ask why we gave up freedom of speech, association, and the right to bear arms, we need an accurate account of all these friggin americans who were ok with dems stealing elections, the repression of 'hate' (any comment a leftist finds inconvenient to 'the narrative') speech, and the violent attacks on conservatives. The left is Hitler.

Posted by: IanDeal at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (5mrLG)

56 Apparently democracy doesn't die in darkness after all.

It dies in broad daylight, as electoral fraud is committed with no consequences.

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (J+mig)

57 I think it's a conspiracy to attempt to get more than 100 clicks at The New and Improved Hotair in one day.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (0NAbP)

58 This is just an extension of the Left's "those comments were taken out of context" dismissal tactic.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (Uiz/V)

59 >>>47 Doctored Ed Morrissey sounds like he was transitioned.

Oh, I think he was always a liberal sissy "in his heart." Born that way, you know.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (PbpT7)

60 Doctored Ed Morrissey sounds like he was transitioned.

Posted by: steevy

In fairness, my balls have been gone for years.

Posted by: Doctored Ed Morrissey at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (BrQrN)

61 Reality doesn't exist to these people. If it disrupts their own personal "truth" then it is a lie.

We're living amongst aliens. I hope NASA's flying space turd is coming to take them back to whatever shithole planet it was that they came from.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (vtcmf)

62 i watched it live. i know what i saw.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (9ORmh)

63 Acosta obviously had a flashback to the mistreatment horrors of his childhood when Mommy would take away his microphone. He was simply recoiling in fear, and trying to stop the arm with the spoon before he heard "here comes the choo-choo train into the tunnel!"

[shudder]

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (TUU1F)

64 Doctored Ed Morrissey

"He wished to be eaten last"

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (LL1Be)

65 Poor Morrissey - He is always the last to know.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (MuTTO)

66 Morrissey is going to make a fine 3rd or 4th wife to some Somali when the muslims finish taking over MN.

Posted by: Iron Wombat at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (/qASX)

67 Remember when Trump walking around the Stage at the Debate was tantamount to Assault?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (/6Nal)

68 Winner for the most redundant description of the week.
Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (7Fa8Y)

Admittedly there's a hell of a lot of overlap.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (NWiLs)

69 Ed Morrissey is a doctor?

Oh.

Never mind.

Posted by: Emily Latella at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (UsCnO)

70
Trump points to someone else, says "Go ahead."

Acosta, left hand in air is pointing at President. As Aide approaches and reaches for the mic in his right hand he brings his left hand down intentionally to block her. With enough force to cause her to stumble towards him.

Check the slo-mo replay. He needs to be tossed for good.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (URwyc)

71 I have a legit feminist complaint against Acosta. No snark.

A large man in a position of authority physically bullied a little girl intern on worldwide TV, with her boss the President of the United States watching. She had to back down in complete intimidation.

Who supports bullying and intimidating little girl interns?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (fuK7c)

72 Sheesh! It's not the freakin' Zapruder film, people.

Next thing they'll be saying is that Acosta is just a patsy, and the real jackass intern-basher was on the grassy knoll!

Posted by: Ersatz at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (zuVZw)

73 Doctored Detroit

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (aKsyK)

74 I guess every single piece of video footage that depicts a crime is "doctored" because they usually only focus on the moments the crime is commited and not the entire video feed of the day. That's the standard I am going with now.

Posted by: no good deed at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (1uG1d)

75 50 Blood Pressure Warning:
A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yaglwqxz
Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (LL1Be)

I love this story.

Innocent ol' Lakeisha is just goin in to the closet to grab some white board markers or whatnot and SHOCKER sees a box labelled "provisional ballots."

#AllVotesMustCount

Posted by: The Barrel at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (GBteo)

76 Why is this even controversial? He chopped her arm. In the real world this would be, if not assault, at least harassment.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

77 This is the Wallstreet Journal

Donald Trump Played Central Role in Hush Payoffs to Stormy Daniels and Karen McDougal

Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/
--
That's it. We're screwed.

Posted by: Ran Dum Letters at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (hrcfq)

78 I asked when it happened, but has anyone given the action a rating on the Kavanaugh scale, with 0 being no contact and 10 being drunken teenager trying 2nd base over two layers of clothing?

What is assault and/or body checking while attempting to maintain control of the woman's property in that perspective?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and Prayers for RGB 🐘 at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (0NAbP)

79 Gaslighting assumes its an intentional, deliberate attempt to deceive in order to drive people crazy. They're not gaslighting, they're just lying. They are just flat out denying the truth because they don't like the truth. And they lie first to themselves.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (39g3+)
++++++++
What is happening here is not gaslighting. THIS is gaslighting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN2gU0XU5FU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (I2dne)

80 /sock

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (GBteo)

81 artisanal 'ette

someone's going to the barrel...

remember not to pet the sweaty things in there...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (8D42x)

82 This looks like a good place to mention this new webwork (single panel illustration, parody).

Accosted
When putsch comes to shove
(link in nic)

Posted by: mindful webworker - semi-retired at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (HC9Bs)

83

Why do people who call themselves "reporters" these days lack a functioning Bullshit Filter?

Looks like Ben Rhodes was right when he said they literally know nothing and will believe anything that's told them without question.

#WASTF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (HaL55)

84 A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (LL1Be)

I heard there were no votes in it.

Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (vtd+q)

85 i watched it live. i know what i saw.

Problem with "doctored" was, there was at least 2 camera angles that I saw. I mean, hollyweird is on the left, so I don't think they had Industrial Light and Magic altering 2 separate videos.

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (TUU1F)

86 Did CNN send Acosta to Florida to help count votes yet? He's available.

Posted by: wth at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (HgMAr)

87 i watched it live. i know what i saw.
Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (9ORmh)

-------------

This. I did too. There was a reason PDT was getting ready to step out from behind the podium.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (I16G8)

88 Lucy, give up the football.

Posted by: klaftern at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (RuIsu)

89 45 29. You have FDLE investigate, gather evidence, and file a suit. This is exactly what Scott has done. Genuine, badge and gun, law enforcement from throughout the state was dispatched yesterday. Consequently, the counting of ballots has slowed considerably. Now, you look at which ballots got added late, and find a basis to challenge. Scott is doing what he can do right now, chances are high Federal help is also on the way.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (wGbBR)

Do you have to challenge each individual ballot, or can you separate a whole truckload and challenge them?

Also, is Arizona different? Or Wisconsin?

I have very little hope, but just a bit, because Trump will fight, and doesn't give a damn what the Pravda media says.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:30 PM (59GGI)

90 That Hot Intern wasn't wearing a one piece bathing suit under her dress.

Sh. Was. Asking. For. It.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 01:30 PM (/6Nal)

91 Docturd Ed.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:30 PM (Evws/)

92 We're living amongst aliens. I hope NASA's flying space turd is coming to take them back to whatever shithole planet it was that they came from.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at November 09, 2018 01:27 PM (vtcmf)

You're either an American or a Socialist.

A man cannot serve two masters.

Nor can be be his own master, as Americans are, while bending the knee to a ruling clique in a distant capitol, as the Socialists do

Posted by: Cato by Phone at November 09, 2018 01:30 PM (J+mig)

93
Williams said she did not touch or look inside the box. Instead, she
told the school's principal and they decided to contact a local state
representative.

"I don't know where it is now," Williams said, noting that all
provisional ballots needed to be received by county officials before 5
p.m. Thursday.

Yeah. Lakeisha the teacher. Noted.

That.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:30 PM (LL1Be)

94 "Who supports bullying and intimidating little girl interns?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (fuK7c) "

Oooh! Oooh! *raises hand* I know! I know! Pick me!

Posted by: Billy Jeff Clenis at November 09, 2018 01:30 PM (oZ6kz)

95 76 Why is this even controversial? He chopped her arm. In the real world this would be, if not assault, at least harassment.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

The tort of battery is defined as "any unwanted contact."

Most criminal codes have some kind of similar charge.

I don't know (or care) about DC criminal law, but I imagine there is a charge there.

I'll also say that I've seen men hauled off to jail for the same amount of physical contact, witnessed by police, in domestic violence situations. (well, I saw the resulting criminal charges, not the actual situation)

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (GBteo)

96 All for the love of Acosta.

(I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (hLRSq)

97

Sunny Hostin said that the female aide at the White House committed "battery" against CNN's Jim Acosta during President Donald Trump's press conference Wednesday.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (aKsyK)

98 Has there ever been any record of a box of ballots that were found some time after the election in a district that wasn't doing a recount?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (KUaJL)

99 In a world where Jim Acosta rubs hot oil onto Ed Morrissey's bald head while Allahpundit jerks him off.

Yeah, it's possible.

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (uLQg1)

100 You leave my taint painting friends alone!

Posted by: Jake Tapper at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (SkuXa)

101 Who supports bullying and intimidating little girl interns?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (fuK7c)
+++++++++++
CNN, obviously - if it advances their agenda and fuels their "Orange Man Bad" ratings engine.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (I2dne)

102 You have FDLE investigate, gather evidence, and file a suit. This is exactly what Scott has done. Genuine, badge and gun, law enforcement from throughout the state was dispatched yesterday. Consequently, the counting of ballots has slowed considerably. Now, you look at which ballots got added late, and find a basis to challenge. Scott is doing what he can do right now, chances are high Federal help is also on the way.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 01:25 PM (wGbBR)

Blood Pressure Warning:
A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yaglwqxz

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (LL1Be)

*********************

You know what, I think ALL ballots in broward and palm should be declared null and void.

they can't seem to run an election according to the law, they lost the vote.

don't like it, maybe next time follow the fucking rules.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (8D42x)

103 Okay, I confess, I'm the one that really touched the intern.

Posted by: Rafael Cruz at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (oZ6kz)

104 In a world where Jim Acosta rubs hot oil onto Ed Morrissey's bald head while Allahpundit jerks him off.

Yeah, it's ~~possible.~~ probable.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

105 >>i watched it live. i know what i saw.

Who : Jim Acosta
When : Just now. I literally watched it!
Where : WH Press Briefing Room
Evidence : Video

Unfortunately, this doesn't rise to Balsey Ford levels of Proofiness.

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (/6Nal)

106 >>>71 I have a legit feminist complaint against Acosta. No snark.

A large man

...

i wouldn't say "large" exactly

Posted by: The Former but no longer sexually disappointed Mrs. Jim Acosta at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (PbpT7)

107 Didn't the howling monkeys in the Democrat-Media Complex go after one of Trump's people for something even less than this?

This woman should be in a neck brace and wheelchair.

Posted by: Fritz at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (Z9C5C)

108 Hey guys, so weirdest thing happened to me today.

I was going in to my trunk to pull out a box full of canned goods to donate to the womens and orphans shelter, and I found two big boxes marked "PROVISIONAL BALLOTS."

Bizarre.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (GBteo)

109 Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (uLQg1)

Oh God...I'm sending you the bill for the ten barrels of brain bleach it's going to take to get that image out of my head.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (NWiLs)

110
Florida question: I see that Broward is blatantly breaking the law. What I haven't seen is what the law prescribes as a remedy. I mean beyond punishing (har har) the responsible officials. What do you do when it's proven that the ballots are hopelessly tainted?

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:23 PM (59GGI)

Let Governor DeSantis appoint the senator from Florida

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (TAmPV)

111 89. Votes must be challenged individually unless there is something that taint the whole bunch. Simply coming in late wont achieve that. However, a list of ballots counted after the polls closed must be provided by law, and you have people go through each one to ensure that they are valid.

The DEMS in FL want to get to the provisional ballots, as Rush explained. This will be harder to do, because there are pretty strict laws against counting them unless they are verified, and the deadline to cure problems has passed.

No clue about WI or AZ, but it is rare that votes are considered in a batch, rather than individually.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (wGbBR)

112 cont

Mr. Trump's involvement in the payments, by itself, wouldn't mean he is guilty of federal crimes, according to Richard Hasen, a law professor at University of California, Irvine, who specializes in election law. A criminal conviction would require proof Mr. Trump willfully skirted legal prohibitions on contributions from companies or from individuals in excess of $2,700, he said.

When the Justice Department accused John Edwards, a former senator from North Carolina, of using illegal campaign contributions to conceal an affair during his 2008 presidential run, he argued the money was meant to hide his mistress from his wife, not to influence the election. A jury acquitted him of one charge and deadlocked on the rest.

what a pos wsj piece this is

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (2I4LM)

113 Hey, Allahpundit has made a lot of progress - I hear S.E. Cupp now lets him jerk off in the corner while she fucks burly men of a dusky hue.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (oZ6kz)

114 84 A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (LL1Be)

I heard there were no votes in it.
Posted by: Runway Hitchhiker at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM (vtd+q)

Yea, I heard there were school supplies in it.

But who knows.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (CmURZ)

115

You know what, I think ALL ballots in broward and palm should be declared null and void.

they can't seem to run an election according to the law, they lost the vote.

don't like it, maybe next time follow the fucking rules.

In a sane world, there would be no question.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

116 52 13 Gaslighting and more gaslighting. A favored tactic of unhinged women, people with narcissistic or borderline personality disorder, and leftists.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

Winner for the most redundant description of the week.
Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (7Fa8Y)

Not necessarily. The all-time master of gaslighting was my father. He was convinced it was the only tactic which worked for the Innocent Mens' Protective Society. And he was good at it. He was constantly preemptively getting mom and my sisters off balance.

A friend said it was a shame I had such a happy marriage, so all that wisdom is lost.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (59GGI)

117 Who supports bullying and intimidating little girl interns?

Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (fuK7c)

............

Not me, with or without cigars.

Posted by: Wet Willie at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (T3zWB)

118 Protests in Broward.

https://tinyurl.com/yad3kco9

Posted by: HA at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (MAstk)

119 Sunny Hostin said that the female aide at the White House committed "battery" against CNN's Jim Acosta during President Donald Trump's press conference Wednesday.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 01:31 PM (aKsyK)

------------------

Deflection and Inversion. It is what they do Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (I16G8)

120 You know what, I think ALL ballots in broward and palm should be declared null and void.

they can't seem to run an election according to the law, they lost the vote.

don't like it, maybe next time follow the fucking rules.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (8D42x)

Courts would never allow it.

To be fair, you can't disenfranchise an entire county because election workers are engaged in blatant fraud.

Thus, another huge problem with voter fraud laws. No real remedy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (GBteo)

121 i saw it live too. I wasn't really watching, but I had it on a DVR, so I could play it back. SO I'm half-watching, and I see him push her, and I'm like wait, did that motherfucker just push her, and I rewind, and yeah, he pushed her arm.

But whatever, Doctored Ed Morrissey thinks the russians hacked my optic nerve or whatever.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (PbpT7)

122 What is happening here is not gaslighting. THIS is gaslighting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN2gU0XU5FU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:29 PM

There is no vote fraud going on in Broward County Florida.

Posted by: Ran Dum Letters at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (hrcfq)

123 Typical leftist twaddle.

First it was doctored, it was doctored.

Then as soon as you prove it wasn't doctored they say it doesn't show anything anyway.

So what the fuck did they think was doctored if it doesn't show anything?????

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (UFWbN)

124 Mr. Trump's involvement in the payments, by itself, wouldn't mean he is guilty of federal crimes

Fucking Perry Mason, that one.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (LL1Be)

125 I am sorry, formerly Mrs. Acosta, but the Paolo, he does not do love. Please call the Paolo no more.

Posted by: Paolo at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (SkuXa)

126 miserable cuck Ed Morrissey

How dare you speak about the future Pope like that?

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (r9UYA)

127 CNN should have been drummed out of any respectable position in the news media when they admitted spiking stories about Saddam Hussein to maintain access.

CNN: Some of the People Some of the Time

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (jp0Bv)

128 "I was going in to my trunk to pull out a box full of canned goods to donate to the womens and orphans shelter, and I found two big boxes marked "PROVISIONAL BALLOTS."

Bizarre.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (GBteo) "

Those ballots don't identify as being provisional, bigot.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (oZ6kz)

129 >> A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" i

Those sound more like a Generic Brand

XX VOTES XX

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (/6Nal)

130 >>>120 I still come here everyday to watch Ace slowly become unhinged. As Trump slowly loses support for his stupid antics, Ace and the other True Believers dig-in deeper and harder to insist that anybody not willing to support their Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump (genuflect when you think his name) is a cuck, beta, fake, etc. Ed Morrissey is not a cuck. Kevin Williamson is not a cuck. Ben Shapiro is not a cuck. The only cucks are the Full MAGA Morons on this board who will believe anything Trump says or does.

hey cuck was the tape "doctored" or not?

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (PbpT7)

131 I want to write the history book covering this time period. Was trying to explain to a friend from Holland what a moron Obama was--he said everybody in Europe thought he was the greatest. Then tried to explain Trump. To his credit, the guy tried to keep an open mind.

Posted by: IanDeal

A lot of Europeans are even more propagandized by "the media" than we are. Sometime back in 2001, I was in Italy watching CNN Europe, and it is MUCH worse than in the United States.
They are told all kinds of things (about us, in particular) that are flatly untrue, but they have no reference to dispute, and a lot of Europeans want to believe what they want about the United States.

Obama was sort of smart, in a kind of slimy, weasily kind of 2nd rate way. I mean, really, he has never DONE anything in his life. Wrote two books about himself (wow) and stirred up shit in South Chicago.

And really, that's about it. Won a couple of elections, ran for President and won, and thinks he is the greatest thing ever.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (vcOmj)

132 37 You don't get prosecuted for campaign finance violations ,you pay a fine.
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:24 PM (BXMxN)

It would qualify as a misdemeanor for the purposes of impeachment. They've got the House, now they can work up bills of impeachment for a couple years. All other business will grind to a halt--which is what they want anyway.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

133 50
Blood Pressure Warning:
A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.

https://tinyurl.com/yaglwqxz

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (LL1Be)
A single plastic tub of fake votes?

Minor league in comparison to the video of cars driving up with ballots, no chain of evidence security, and loading them up into the Enterprise rental box truck.

I mean, Sweet Jesus, don't they even fake it any more?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

134 Has Michelle Fields, brave journalist, commented on this yet?

Just curious.

Also, have I missed it, or has our incurious media not rushed to track down the intern and get a first person account, because #BelieveAllWomen?

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

135 129 >> A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" i

Those sound more like a Generic Brand

XX VOTES XX
Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (/6Nal)

There are too many candidates anyway. Who needs all those different candidates? It's confusing to the consumer. All we need is one government-approved candidate for each office.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

136 The real question - why haven't we seen Jim Acosta's HS Yearbook and his senior year calendar? WHAT IS HE HIDING???

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (oZ6kz)

137 Just like "That's such a shocking conspiratorial lie. Bill Clinton would never do that! "

Then you prove he did and so they claim its none of anyone's business what he does and who cares anyway.

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (UFWbN)

138 So sorry Insomniac!

Bwahahaha

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (uLQg1)

139 A teacher in Florida found a container labeled "Provisional Ballot Box" in a storage area of her elementary school on Thursday.
...

It was school supplies.

Posted by: HA at November 09, 2018 01:35 PM (MAstk)

140 This f'ing story was on my local radio station this morning -in Kitchener Ontario Canada for f'sakes. I had already read the Buzznuts debunking so I yelled at the radio (at 5:30am)

Posted by: GregV61 at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (+5nuR)

141
I prefer "Poppin' Fresh" for Morrissey's monicker, but I will adhere to the new guideline.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

142 In a world where Jim Acosta rubs hot oil onto Ed Morrissey's bald head while Allahpundit jerks him off.

Coincidentally , that is the exact opening paragraph of the latest 9th Circus Court ruling.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (LL1Be)

143 Jeez ... read that three times before I caught the "Doctored Ed Morissey" bit

I'm getting old.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (Pwo5S)

144
what a pos wsj piece this is
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

The Murdochs took it over (WSJ). I noticed this a few years ago.

It is nothing like the newpaper that existed before the Murdochs.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (vcOmj)

145 and by the way: Yeah, they're all cucks.

Here's something "Mike" would have been saying two months ago:

No, Max Boot is not a cuck. Tom Nichols is not a cuck. Jen Rubin is not a cuck. Bill Kristol is not a cuck.

As each of these people unmask themselves and declare full on Democrat, the rest of the cucks still pretending to be conservatives erase them from the photograph, Soviet style, and pretend they're NOTHING AT ALL like those traitors who they were previously retweeting and plotting together with in listservs and DM groups, etc.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (PbpT7)

146 Posted by: Mike at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (6Z0LB)

Yes. Orange Man Bad, indeed.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

147 Doctored Ed was Mr Ed brother. Was a marcus welby of the horses

Posted by: rhennigantx at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (JFO2v)

148 Yes. Orange Man Bad, indeed.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (KUaJL)

Very bad.

Very.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (GBteo)

149 PJ Watson is pretty solid in my view, even though he is still at Alex Jones. At least he doesn't worry about being personally defunded that way ... but another venue would be nice, maybe even more lucrative for him.

anyways ... he has the two videos side by side here ... and even gets into more technical interpretations of the side by side editing process.

https://youtu.be/zo7ORobbXPw?t=83

Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (Cus5s)

150 Believe ~~nothing you hear~~ all of what we write, and ~~half~~ none of what you see.

Posted by: Cuckfaced Clowns at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (Wm2eg)

151 Free at last, free at last! Thank God almighty I'm free at last!

Posted by: Provisional ballots found in a box in a closet at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (0NAbP)

152 108 Hey guys, so weirdest thing happened to me today.

I was going in to my trunk to pull out a box full of canned goods to donate to the womens and orphans shelter, and I found two big boxes marked "PROVISIONAL BALLOTS."

Bizarre.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (GBteo)

Would believe you, if you were a black woman with a ghetto name like D'Queeshuh-Mo.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (UnA8+)

153 The Wapiss.

Posted by: Axeman at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (KYPuF)

154 irish democracy time. give them nothing and never ever miss an opportunity to fuck over one of their lemmings.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (nFwvY)

155 Doctored, like with a stethoscope?

I think he's calling a spayed a spayed, Hillary.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (Y9zp1)

156 I mean, Sweet Jesus, don't they even fake it any more?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (UsCnO)

They used to at least be a little more discreet about it. But now it's "yeah, we're committing massive vote fraud, what the fuck are you going to do about it?"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

157 >>118
Protests in Broward.

https://tinyurl.com/yad3kco9

Posted by: HA

I don't see any blood or cracked skulls so--ineffective.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (r9UYA)

158 AP has a story about this. According to their "independent video producer" Abba Shapiro the White House video was doctored. Bend reality to fit the narrative with the help of "experts"

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (OLCnA)

159 149 PJ Watson is pretty solid in my view, even though he is still at Alex Jones. At least he doesn't worry about being personally defunded that way ... but another venue would be nice, maybe even more lucrative for him.

anyways ... he has the two videos side by side here ... and even gets into more technical interpretations of the side by side editing process.

https://youtu.be/zo7ORobbXPw?t=83
Posted by: illiniwek at November 09, 2018 01:37 PM (Cus5s)

PJW has been slowly semi-distancing himself from Alex Jones, in order to not get kicked off of YouTube.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (UnA8+)

160 Doctored? You mean like with a cloth?

Posted by: Hillary! at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (+6jVU)

161 Go ahead and certify election in favor the Dems, as soon as fraud is determined. Then, execute civil forfeiture against the office as being the profits of an ill-gotten gain. This vacates the office, allowing the governor to appoint the replacement.

#winning

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (I2dne)

162 Doctored video?!? Oh they mean the Acosta thing. Thank God, I thought someone found my secret shower cams.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro at November 09, 2018 01:39 PM (oZ6kz)

163 158 AP has a story about this. According to their "independent video producer" Abba Shapiro the White House video was doctored. Bend reality to fit the narrative with the help of "experts"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (OLCnA)

So the live feed was doctored live, or...?

I'm not sure I follow this conspiracy theory.

Ted Cruz's Dad on the Grassy Knoll? Sure!

Editing live video as it happens? Ehhh...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:39 PM (GBteo)

164 The fire as replaced all political talk here, its the only story

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 01:39 PM (bQtop)

165 I still come here everyday to watch Ace slowly become unhinged. As Trump slowly loses support for his stupid antics, Ace and the other True Believers dig-in deeper and harder to insist that anybody not willing to support their Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump (genuflect when you think his name) is a cuck, beta, fake, etc. Ed Morrissey is not a cuck. Kevin Williamson is not a cuck. Ben Shapiro is not a cuck. The only cucks are the Full MAGA Morons on this board who will believe anything Trump says or does.

hey cuck was the tape "doctored" or not?

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (PbpT7)

That is his perspective.

I don't see "unhinged". I see "exposing". And I guess they don't like it...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:39 PM (2I4LM)

166 Who knew it would be so easy to help the 'voting' process? Yeah, I'm a registered Republican.

Posted by: Dems 2018 - Registered Republican at November 09, 2018 01:39 PM (Y9zp1)

167 They used to at least be a little more discreet about it. But now it's "yeah, we're committing massive vote fraud, what the fuck are you going to do about it?"

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

Until the GOP does something about it - its a valid strategy.

The Dems are playing Big Stack Poker ... stealing all the blinds, because they don't think anyone else at the table has the balls to make a call.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (Pwo5S)

168 Doctored Ed: Hugh Hewitt's favorite guest host. Amazing Hugh could find someone worse than he is.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (kFnmp)

169 After reading some medical professionals on this blog stating that cancer sufferers' bone density thins, then seeing today a report in a Cali newspaper that RBG's melanoma has recurred, I don't think she'll last much longer.

(The gloves she wore at Kav's swearing in may have been worn to hide biopsy bandages.)

I am a melanoma survivor, thank God they caught it at stage 0. I was motivated to address it right away because I knew a woman who at age 42 was diagnosed with melanoma and died six weeks later.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (kD8Fh)

170 But whatever, Doctored Ed Morrissey thinks the russians hacked my optic nerve or whatever.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (PbpT7)

I was considering whether I was wrong about my assessment of what happened last night, considering what they were saying and then had that moment of, "Wait a second, I saw him do it."

The only thing comparable was years ago when a room mate of mine in college pushed his girlfriend during a fight into my car and broke my antenna. He kept telling me she broke it. I was sitting in the drivers seat, four feet away from it. I saw what happened and don't me tell me I didn't.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (jp0Bv)

171 141
I prefer "Poppin' Fresh" for Morrissey's monicker, but I will adhere to the new guideline.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2018 01:36 PM (pNxlR)

This nickname never gets old, because it's so fitting

Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (CmURZ)

172 Have they checked every Trapper Keeper in the greater Miami Dade area for provisional ballots?

It's possible.

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (uLQg1)

173 >>>168 Doctored Ed: Hugh Hewitt's favorite guest host. Amazing Hugh could find someone worse than he is.

C-level people hire D Minus level staff.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (PbpT7)

174 Posted by: Mike at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (6Z0LB)

This person is not me and in no way do I endorse any of his products, services, or opinions.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

175 Doctored Ed is a bloated Lex Luthor.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (kFnmp)

176
This person is not me and in no way do I endorse any of his products, services, or opinions.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

At least you don't share a name with Average Joe

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (KUaJL)

177 omg did a jamoke show up to slap ace with his banana daiquiri??

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (kD8Fh)

178
A tub with a cheap sign saying "Provisional Ballots"?

This is a new RoadRunner - Wylie E Coyote cartoon, right?

When Wylie pulls the sign away that says "Provisional Ballots", does it say "DYNAMITE"?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (UsCnO)

179 I do personally think it's not THAT big of a deal that he was trying to keep the mike and simply blocked her

I do for these reasons:

1) She's smaller than him, and young. You protect that kind of person, you don't shove them around to get your way. Not if you're a man.
2) He was doing so out of gross self-aggrandizement, he was just putting on a show for himself and his ego at the expense of all the other reporters.
3) He would be the first to condemn any similar actions by anyone else, especially Trump.

You don't do that. You just don't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)

180 I used to like Ed's old blog - Captains Quarters I think. Now I understand he was just molesting the cabin boys.

Posted by: GregV61 at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (+5nuR)

181 I have a feeling Scott will focus on gearing up for the recount, while a review of the ballots recently cast happens "independently."

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (wGbBR)

182 >>>did that motherfucker just push her, and I rewind, and yeah, he pushed her arm.

and she lost her balance.

p.s. i had a horse named sunny

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (9ORmh)

183 >>>C-level people hire D Minus level staff.

Which explains why my Rustler order is always wrong!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (kFnmp)

184 Acosta is a cunt and should hereby be banned from the White house and remanded to retard jail.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (0OmEj)

185 You how I know it happened?

Because I was in here running my mouth with the Horde while the press conference was going on and someone or two someones in here even live commented about Acosta wrestling with the girl over the mike.

You'd think in a room full of reporters, someone could confirm what everyone saw and along with the recorded video evidence that this would be a settled matter. But you'd be wrong.

You will be told what you saw and you will accept it or you will have your door kicked in by liberal protesters. That's how things work these days.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (Wm2eg)

186
Doctored doctored give me fakenews

It's a bad case of assaulting you.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (TAmPV)

187 Ed "I ate the cat" Morrissey.

SELLOUT of the highest order.

Michelle Malkin is the master of cashing in before the egos get too big.

Posted by: Sponge at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (F4u7C)

188 P has a story about this. According to their "independent video producer" Abba Shapiro the White House video was doctored. Bend reality to fit the narrative with the help of "experts"
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (OLCnA)

What do you expect Ben's little sister with the big tits to say?

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (NFEMn)

189 At least you don't share a name with Average Joe

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (KUaJL)

My sympathies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (hLRSq)

190 >>Kevin Williamson is not a cuck.

Fine.

What do they call a Gay Cuck, then? A Bottom Bitch?

Posted by: garrett at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (/6Nal)

191 Thank you @marcorubio
for helping to expose the potential corruption going on with respect to
Election Theft in Broward and Palm Beach Counties. The WORLD is now
watching closely!

@RealDonaldTrump 4m

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (r9UYA)

192 *wraps duct tape around ribs*

*begins pounding the heavy bag*

Put me in coach!

Posted by: RBG at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (+6jVU)

193 Anyone who uses the word 'but' in describing what Acosta did, deserves to have theirs kicked.

Good and hard.

Posted by: Parker at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (MFwf8)

194 I do personally think it's not THAT big of a deal that he was trying to keep the mike and simply blocked her

I do for these reasons:

1) She's smaller than him, and young. You protect that kind of person, you don't shove them around to get your way. Not if you're a man.
2) He was doing so out of gross self-aggrandizement, he was just putting on a show for himself and his ego at the expense of all the other reporters.
3) He would be the first to condemn any similar actions by anyone else, especially Trump.

You don't do that. You just don't.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)

Oh, in all honesty, as I said yesterday -- I don't think it was intentional. He was looking at Trump, someone grabbed at the microphone, and he just reacted.

That being said, that's the kind of shit people get fired for or arrested for literally every day in this country.

At the very least, he owes the girl a big apology.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (GBteo)

195 They used to at least be a little more discreet about it. But now it's "yeah, we're committing massive vote fraud, what the fuck are you going to do about it?"

Exactly. They aren't even trying to hide it now, because what ARE we gonna do about it? If the people in charge won't enforce the law, what are our options? None. I can't do anything about cheating in Florida. Its 3000 miles away.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

196 >>>and remanded to retard jail.

The Weekly Standard cruise?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (kFnmp)

197 What do you expect Ben's little sister with the big tits to say?
Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2018 01:42 PM (NFEMn)
++++++++++
Check 'em out, boys!
:: jiggles ::
:: sings opera ::

Posted by: Abby Shapiro at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (I2dne)

198 Acosta obviously had a flashback to the mistreatment horrors of his childhood when Mommy would take away his microphone. He was simply recoiling in fear, and trying to stop the arm with the spoon before he heard "here comes the choo-choo train into the tunnel!"

[shudder]

Posted by: clutch cargo at November 09, 2018 01:28 PM (TUU1F)

that wasn't a spoon, it was his drunk uncle biden and both had their pants around their ankles...

allegedly.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (8D42x)

199 SO I'm half-watching, and I see him push her, and I'm like wait, did that motherfucker just push her, and I rewind, and yeah, he pushed her arm.

But whatever, Doctored Ed Morrissey thinks the russians hacked my optic nerve or whatever.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM

If you watch the slow-mo version you see that he's pushing down on her locked arm with enough strength to cause her entire upper body to move about six inches toward him. My guess would be about twenty pounds of force. She then is forced to do some sort of footwork to regain her balance.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (URwyc)

200 The size of that tub of fake Provisional Votes can mean only one thing - they are now selling votes at Costco.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (UsCnO)

201 Ruth Bader Ginsberg can have all my ribs and animal spirits!

Posted by: Alyssa Milano (D)eranged at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (NF2Bf)

202 If the GOP had pulled that kind of ballot-counting crap in Florida during the Obama administration, that state would have buckled from the weight of the army of DOJ and FBI investigators.

Posted by: mrp at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (Pqytn)

203 Ok, who's the wiseacre Moron who plays Clash Royale as "The_Paolo". I just played him/her and got my ass kicked.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (ICaYg)

204 But now it's "yeah, we're committing massive vote fraud, what the fuck are you going to do about it?"Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:38 PM (NWiLs)
---------

Showing you what they can do is their power.

Posted by: ... at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (UFWbN)

205 Rubio knows if they get away with this it will be his ass getting thrown out next time.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (SkuXa)

206 You Kimmie what else isn't democracy? Epic incompetence--of it's not full on corruption.

But I forgot we're only allowed to suggest that conservatives are corrupt--or in league with commies.

Posted by: Axeman at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (KYPuF)

207 37 You don't get prosecuted for campaign finance violations ,you pay a fine.
Posted by: steevy

======================

Tell that to Dinesh D'Souza

Posted by: Guzalot at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (prSvo)

208 All this talk of a doctored video, so what?
You don't believe it? OK, let's look at all the video of Acosta, day in and day out, of him being an ass trying to debate the president, Sanders, whomever is a guest during the daily briefing. Hell, the guy yelled immigration questions at Trump during the Easter party, IIRC. Heaven forbid he let some kid enjoy a moment with POTUS at a WH party, amirite?

Acosta monopolizing the mic was the last straw.
And here's more proof than anyone needs:

https://twitter.com/i/moments/1060668885710585858

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (W+vEI)

209 >>Kevin Williamson is not a cuck.

Did they revise the definition?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (kFnmp)

210 Still thinking about the last thread, but work keeps getting in the way.

It's time to rein in the tech companies. Break em up. Restrict them if it could affect national security (like some of their deals with China). It's long overdue.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (5HBd1)

211 I prefer the name 'Poppin' Fresh' for Cap'n Ed

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (RKQ/v)

212 Oh, in all honesty, as I said yesterday -- I don't think it was intentional. He was looking at Trump, someone grabbed at the microphone, and he just reacted.

That being said, that's the kind of shit people get fired for or arrested for literally every day in this country.

At the very least, he owes the girl a big apology.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (GBteo)
+++++++++++
I have the same reading on this you do. There was clearly no intent (and intent matters) and no injury. But they wrote the new rules. So fuck Acosta and destroy his worthless career over it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (I2dne)

213 120 "I still come here everyday to watch Ace slowly become unhinged. As Trump slowly loses support for his stupid antics, Ace and the other True Believers dig-in deeper and harder to insist that anybody not willing to support their Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump (genuflect when you think his name) is a cuck, beta, fake, etc. Ed Morrissey is not a cuck. Kevin Williamson is not a cuck. Ben Shapiro is not a cuck. The only cucks are the Full MAGA Morons on this board who will believe anything Trump says or does.

Concerned trolls of the League of Concern Trollerdom Council unite! Take the form of a fat man-baby from NRO!

Posted by: Boswell at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (OjnQU)

214 Someone must have spiked Little Marco's amyl nitrate with some testosterone, because he's actually doing a good job putting a spotlight on this.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (oZ6kz)

215 Poppin' Fresh like his master APenis are just upset that they only received 100 comments on their outdated shit blog on election night.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (r9UYA)

216 195 Exactly. They aren't even trying to hide it now, because what ARE we gonna do about it? If the people in charge won't enforce the law, what are our options? None. I can't do anything about cheating in Florida. Its 3000 miles away.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (39g3+)

They're basically saying "We won't stop until we're dead", which leaves us in an unenviable position.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (UnA8+)

217 Because I was in here running my mouth with the Horde while the press conference was going on and someone or two someones in here even live commented about Acosta wrestling with the girl over the mike.

I thought of scrolling back two days through the HQ to get the timestamped version, but I remember exactly what I said.

"Holy fuck! Acosta is wrestling a girl for the mic".

#twoweeks until the search feature

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (fuK7c)

218 When you've lost Larry King, you've lost divorced America...

https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1060386501916160005

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (Evws/)

219 Kimmie=know (autocucumber can be wierd sometimes)

Posted by: Axeman at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (KYPuF)

220 I definitely don't mind people who doubt it was intentional or say it wasn't that hard of a push. That is an opinion, and a fair one. I don't share it, really; I agree with Christopher R. Taylor.

I also agree with the obvious idea that THE LEFT WOULD CLAIM THIS WAS AN ASSAULT were shoes on other feet.

One rule. ONE. FUCKING. RULE.

But the people claiming that he didn't even TOUCH her or push her arm away or that this video must be doctored because they want to save their CNN #Resistance heroes?

Yeah, fucking helicopter rides for free. We'll use more gas on the way out than the way back, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (PbpT7)

221 I saw Provisional Ballots open for The Hanging Chads at The Green Parrot back in 2000.

Posted by: Roland THTG Kinetic Activist North Central Division at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (88+cf)

222 C-level people hire D Minus level staff.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:40 PM (PbpT7)

It's like the type of "conservatives" MSNBC puts on to debate subjects.

Every barrel has a bottom.

Posted by: Jwest at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (/roJx)

223 Showing you what they can do is their power.

Again, this section of the movie Sin City says it perfectly (NSFW language):

https://youtu.be/Os9TU3e0kMo

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

224 At the very least, he owes the girl a big apology.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM (GBteo)

----------

An apology would be an admission, and they are trying to flip the script to accuse her of assaulting him. So, that ain't gonna happen.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (I16G8)

225 The other reporters in the WH press pool must hate Acosta's guts.
But they'll never admit that publicly.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (NFEMn)

226
You don't get prosecuted for campaign finance violations ,you pay a fine.
Posted by: steevy

Can voter groups in Florida file a civil rights lawsuit?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (TAmPV)

227 I prefer the name 'Poppin' Fresh' for Cap'n Ed

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (RKQ/v)

That's Doctor Poppin' Fresh, PiE

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (hLRSq)

228

Has there ever been any record of a box of ballots that were found some
time after the election in a district that wasn't doing a recount?

Dude, is that like, that whole "history" thingy people talk about? You know, stuff that happened "in the past," whatever that was?
I've heard about that, man.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (HaL55)

229 "Ok, who's the wiseacre Moron who plays Clash Royale as "The_Paolo". I just played him/her and got my ass kicked.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (ICaYg) "

I mean, it's a mobile game, that might just be a GEN YUU WINE Brasilero you're dealin' with.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)

230 The Acosta microphone move doesn't matter.

Under Keith "X" Ellison Minnesota rules, she is a white wimman and can be beaten.

Slap that bitch down now!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (UsCnO)

231 PDT defends Watson's video/GIF take...

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1060935667738427392

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (Evws/)

232 I have the same reading on this you do. There was clearly no intent (and intent matters) and no injury. But they wrote the new rules. So fuck Acosta and destroy his worthless career over it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (I2dne)

Please ... get out of my head.

And since these pressers are turning into a mosh pit ... replace the girl interns with grown men with size.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (Pwo5S)

233 What did Ed " did you know I'm from Minnesota" Morrissey say?

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (TGyEh)

234 I have the same reading on this you do. There was clearly no intent (and intent matters) and no injury. But they wrote the new rules. So fuck Acosta and destroy his worthless career over it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (I2dne)

I don't know if intent matters in DC Criminal Code, but this will never get to that level, so whatever.

And yeah, seriously -- if I did anything close to that to a female coworker, HR wouldn't give a shit about my intent.

Those are the rules *we all* have to live under.

but I guess in the liberal media world, where rape buttons are the norm, putting your hands on a female intern who works for ORANGE MAN (who is bad) is a fairly minor transgression.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (GBteo)

235 They don't believe they are lying.

They live in a world as they want it to be, rather than a world as it actually is.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (//voU)

236 I've retweeted to Pam Bondi the video of the Enterprise Rent-A-Truck full of unguarded ballots in Broward.

*crickets*

And still no callback from the Florida Office of General Counsel.

Not that I expected responses from either one.

But just goes to show you . . . well, you know.

I am calling again today anyway.

Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (CmURZ)

237 I dunno. At what point do we call these people what they are, treasonous subversives, and making sure they never see the light of day again.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (wJ+c3)

238 Someone must have spiked Little Marco's amyl nitrate with some testosterone, because he's actually doing a good job putting a spotlight on this.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (oZ6kz)

I think after Kavanaugh Circus it dawned on a large number of squishes that the Democrats were out for big game and any elephant would do. Self-preservation is a hell of a stimulant.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

239 162 Doctored video?!? Oh they mean the Acosta thing. Thank God, I thought someone found my secret shower cams.

Ben Shapiro at November 09, 2018 01:39 PM (oZ6kz)

.........

I did. Just emailed links of the vids to all your contacts because you did not send me the $850.00 I requested.

Posted by: Dark Web Troll at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (T3zWB)

240 Funny how it's okay to throw shoes at GOP presidents too.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (Evws/)

241 >>>There was clearly no intent (and intent matters) and no injury.

his arm didn't move by itself, dude. There are physical reflexes, but extending and lowering an arm to block/knock way someone else's arm is not a reflex.

Now, with these very fast actions, there is that thing where it may not be a TRUE reflex but you could say "well it happened so fast it was a NEAR reflex."

But a near reflex still does require voluntary nervous action.

And I know what these guys said about Corey Lewandowski when he accidentally sheared Michelle Fields arm from her body and then beat her to death with it.

RIP.

Sad!

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (PbpT7)

242 I'd have no problems with this even if it was "doctored". The left does this all the time. If they attack us using that means, it is perfectly legitimate to respond in kind. Hence the concept "self defense" in which it is ok to do things to an assailant that would otherwise be unacceptable. Overly scrupulous people keep balking at this. I'm not sure why.

Not to mention that Acosta has been misbehaving for some time. He could have been cut from the press corps at any time without a specific reason.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (/qEW2)

243 "Henceforth, I will only be referring to the miserable cuck Ed Morrissey by his official academic title, Doctored Ed Morrissey"
-----------------
Or perhaps by his street name: "Dr. Front-Hole"

Posted by: Stu-22 at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (1RoAT)

244 I was a registered commenter on HotAir for a number of years (although I mostly lurked). I began to get more of my news and commentary from here during the '08 primaries, although I continued to read some on HA. I quit them entirely when they went to Fbook commenting. The only time I end up there is when y'all link them, and I tend not to even read when the link comes up HA. I am grateful to them for introducing me to Mr. o'Spades.

Posted by: Phineas at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (xMaS+)

245 It no longer matters what is real.

It is "their reality"

Like they kept saying to Ford.

Now it applies to all things.
Videos. Votes.

Posted by: Horus Heresy at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (DB16e)

246 An apology would be an admission, and they are trying to flip the script to accuse her of assaulting him. So, that ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (I16G

Like someone above pointed out, they know that Acosta came damn near to assaulting that girl--and it WOULD be an assault if a conservative did it--so they are pulling out all the stops to deny deny deny the reality and switch it around on the girl.

Posted by: JoeF. at November 09, 2018 01:49 PM (NFEMn)

247 229 I mean, it's a mobile game, that might just be a GEN YUU WINE Brasilero you're dealin' with.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:46 PM (oZ6kz)

Please. All Brazilians on the internet pick handles named for Dragon Ball Z characters.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 01:49 PM (UnA8+)

248 Doctored Ed Morrissey.

You only need a doctor for a deluxe tranny job. Any old ranch hand we'll do for a ballectomy.

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2018 01:49 PM (FhXTo)

249 Update: Henceforth, I will only be referring to the miserable cuck Ed Morrissey by his official academic title, Doctored Ed Morrissey.

But I'm a Cap'n.

*toot toot !*

Posted by: Cap'n Eddy at November 09, 2018 01:49 PM (aPsQQ)

250 oooh....

an official Style Guide pronouncement the throne of Pope St. Ewok of the Pudding Chalice himself!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 01:49 PM (BRvh1)

251 >>>Please. All Brazilians on the internet pick handles named for Dragon Ball Z characters.

You owe the City of Philadelphia a new keyboard. It
ll be $32,000.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (kFnmp)

252 And I know what these guys said about Corey Lewandowski when he accidentally sheared Michelle Fields arm from her body and then beat her to death with it.

RIP.

Sad!
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (PbpT7)
+++++++++++
I see them as the same category. So run their playbook. Destroy Jim Acosta over it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (I2dne)

253 >>>233 What did Ed " did you know I'm from Minnesota" Morrissey say?
Posted by: Lurking Lurker

He's from Minnesota? Wow, I never would have guessed, apart from his dreary dull mind and tedious repetition of obvious things that even babies know just to fill up words on his posts to get them to 700 words (shit like, "There is no national election, it's 50 state elections" -- shut the fuck up you time-wasting boring ass repeater of dullard's conventional wisdom) and lack of any identifiable personality.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (PbpT7)

254 The Hot Air website?

It's dead, Jim. Let it go.

Posted by: Doctor "Bones" McCoy at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (UsCnO)

255 Hey, the 'cops' showed up! After the untraceable electronic heist that took advantage of the features they helped us design...

Posted by: Dems 2018 at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (nIvDu)

256 I'm done with Star Wars.

I never thought I'd write those words.

I have no interest in the next movie, in murder McSpanish guy, or anything else that has the stank of Kathleen Kennedy on it.

I'm moving on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (bcbK8)

257 243 "Henceforth, I will only be referring to the miserable cuck Ed Morrissey by his official academic title, Doctored Ed Morrissey"
-----------------
Or perhaps by his street name: "Dr. Front-Hole"
Posted by: Stu-22 at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (1RoAT)

Dr. Lipps, with 2 "p"s, because he likes 2 people to pee in his mouth at once.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (UnA8+)

258 I saw the videos last night. (well, i guess early morning in us time.) and this is Dan Rather level insanity.

In a room with dozens of reporters and cameras, they think the WH would doctor a video, and then only doctor it by 1/000000 or a second so that it is imperceptible?

These people are fucking nuts. This is "jet fuel can't melt steel" level of insanity.

They Right needs power of attorney over the entire Left half of the country before they start eating all the paste and wandering outside at night and getting lost.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (LWu6U)

259 "Please. All Brazilians on the internet pick handles named for Dragon Ball Z characters.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 01:49 PM (UnA8+) "

Damnit Hikaru you owe me a new coffee.

I'd like 5 dollars in bitcoin sent to XxTrueSaiyanPrinceVegetaxX which is my display name on WhatsApp.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (oZ6kz)

260 Of course, the permanently disabled Michelle Fields and her ultra beta soy boy husband (works for NRO of course) piled on the "doctorerd" BS claim.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (OD2ni)

261 This is the same party whose God King,( when whitey was allowed to carry that role), FDR, tried to stack the Supreme Court to carry out his diktats, and also tried to make himself king for life.

This has been coming for a long time. Their first principles demand it.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (wJ+c3)

262 I was just at the doctor so I know a doctored video when I see one. Y'all just been Supremed!

Posted by: Ruth Baby Guzzler at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (+H/11)

263 Dierdre Bolton tight shirt nice.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (8iiMU)

264 Im not saying I approve of DSL Jim being hung by his testicles with piano wire but his filibustering, bloviating and general Tom assery isnt without consequences.

Posted by: WonkishRogue at November 09, 2018 01:52 PM (O9JR8)

265 Who the hell would eat a tamle from Weinerschnitzl?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at November 09, 2018 01:52 PM (bQtop)

266 IC - or any other Cali commenter affected by the fires - please read the following about the miracle of the Peshtigo fire in Wisconsin, 1871.

The Blessed Mother had appeared there years prior to the fire. As a result a small chapel and school were constructed. As the Peshtigo fire consumed land area the size of Delaware, the six acres that housed the Catholic shrine were spared. The outside of the fence surrounding the area were charred, but the inside was not.

"Our Lady of Good Help"

https://tinyurl.com/yb5v88m6

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 01:52 PM (kD8Fh)

267 Once the police take custody of Broward's votes, I wonder how many Dem votes were actually votes for "Bofa".

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 09, 2018 01:52 PM (50eTk)

268 Hey, what happened to our one-named Troll "Mike"?

He called us beta cucks and now he's gone.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:52 PM (GBteo)

269
I miss so much by skipping over the content.

Posted by: Ran Dum Letters at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (hrcfq)

270 >>>Who the hell would eat a tamale from Weinerschnitzl?

Werner von Rodriguez?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (kFnmp)

271 I've been calling Morissey, Dr. Dunce for some time now.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (wJ+c3)

272

They don't believe they are lying.

They live in a world as they want it to be, rather than a world as it actually is.

Normal human beings outgrow that phase around age 5 or so.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (HaL55)

273 PDT defends Watson's video/GIF take...

https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/
1060935667738427392

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (Evws/)
++++++++++
How does his hair remain calm in helicopter wash?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (I2dne)

274 Hah! I found the time stamped version:

296 Holy fuck. Acosta just wrestled a girl for the mic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 12:25 PM (fuK7c)

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

275 I hate linking Twitchy but the Buzzfeed proof it wasn't "doctored" but a minor artifact from switching from video to GIF is covered here:

https://tinyurl.com/ya5khuy8

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (Evws/)

276 They don't believe they are lying.

Nope, they're just being very logical.

#OrangeManBad, therefore X. I think it's taught in the universities. Pretty easy course.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (C78No)

277 >>Of course, the permanently disabled Michelle Fields and her ultra beta soy boy husband (works for NRO of course) piled on the "doctorerd" BS claim.

Seriously?
Gah, these people are blinded by TDS.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

278 Green Party Candidate Jill Stein: Something's Rotten in Broward! -- Need to Investigate Wasserman Schultz and Co.

When you've lost the Green Party...

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (r9UYA)

279 265 Who the hell would eat a tamle from Weinerschnitzl?

i don't have a problem with their tamales (caveat: i don't exactly have a sophisticated palate), but it seems that their chili is made out of salt.

they could probably fix it by adding more carrots.

Posted by: Anacrhonda at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (NmR1a)

280 I was just at the doctor so I know a doctored video when I see one. Y'all just been Supremed!

Posted by: Ruth Baby Guzzler

*creams panties*

*cuts out another rib*

Posted by: Alyssa Milano (D)eranged at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (NF2Bf)

281 How does his hair remain calm in helicopter wash?
Russian oil!!!

Posted by: andycanuck at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (Evws/)

282 Who the hell would eat a tamle from Weinerschnitzl?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby

To Be Fair (tm), there are poor people in Africa! So have a heart.

*toot, toot*

Posted by: Cap'n Eddy at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (aPsQQ)

283 274 Hah! I found the time stamped version:

296 Holy fuck. Acosta just wrestled a girl for the mic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 12:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, but that's what you WOULD say if you were in on the conspiracy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (GBteo)

284 Anyone get the feeling someone explained ret-conning in comic books to a Democratic politician and that politician thought it was such a good idea he tried it in real life?

There are Democrats and media types who seem to believe they can state a new 'Truth' and the universe will rearrange itself to make their wishes reality.

Posted by: Matt Robespierre Yglesias at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (16OL0)

285 But they wrote the new rules. So fuck Acosta and destroy his worthless career over it.

Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (I2dne)

..................

I love Hoard prose.

Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (T3zWB)

286 >>How does his hair remain calm in helicopter wash?

War Hair cannot be mussed.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:54 PM (r9UYA)

287 "
235
They don't believe they are lying.

They live in a world as they want it to be, rather than a world as it actually is.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 09, 2018 01:47 PM (//voU)
"
No, they don't believe *in* lying. Leftists are fundamentally opposed to the notion of an objective reality.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 09, 2018 01:55 PM (eAshZ)

288 Sen Kyl on AZ vote:

https://tinyurl.com/y92mdcu3

Posted by: HA at November 09, 2018 01:55 PM (MAstk)

289 Ow. Boy it hurts to take a dump with broken ribs.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsberg at November 09, 2018 01:55 PM (OD2ni)

290 The Hot Air website?

It's dead, Jim. Let it go.
Posted by: Doctor "Bones" McCoy at November 09, 2018 01:50 PM (UsCnO)p

----------------

Considering that Ace gets more comments on a Sunday food thread than Hot Air got on the entire election day, yeah, bye bye.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 09, 2018 01:55 PM (I16G8)

291 To be fair, the Left has excused far worst things done to interns in the White house.

Excusing this ass is small spuds compared to the logical contortions they did for Bubba.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 09, 2018 01:55 PM (LWu6U)

292
No self respecting hot blooded latin man is going to let a female tell him to shut up . She's lucky she didn't get bitched slapped.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 01:56 PM (TAmPV)

293 267 Once the police take custody of Broward's votes, I wonder how many Dem votes were actually votes for "Bofa".
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 09, 2018 01:52 PM (50eTk)

And Deez Nutz for governor. Famous for his haircut!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

294 263 Dierdre Bolton tight shirt nice.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 09, 2018 01:51 PM (8iiMU)

There's tons of "hot" anchors and news-babes out there, but Dierdre Bolton is that kind of TV personality who is so attractive it actually pisses me off.

I just think, "Oh, fuck you. Like i'm supposed to actually pay attention to anything you say. My brain can't even remember how many fingers and toes I have looking at her, and i'm supposed to put 2 and 2 together on some story about light sweet crude and the elections in Lower Bangawhoristan?

Screw off.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 01:56 PM (BRvh1)

295 Who supports bullying and intimidating little girl interns?

Look you might claim to be able to not grunt and drool in her proximity but I wouldn't believe you.

Posted by: DaveA at November 09, 2018 01:56 PM (FhXTo)

296 Iirc several commenters watched it in real time and commented on Acosta's douchebaggery.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 01:56 PM (BXMxN)

297 Horde prose.

Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 01:57 PM (T3zWB)

298 Aside from slapping the intern's arm, there was a more general point. As Klavan points out, Acosta was engaged in non-journalism of the lowest sort. Channeling Rather and Donaldson, he thought that his job was asserting his view over the President's (or anyone else's) is his job.

No, it's not. That Acosta has a different interpretation doesn't mean shit. He wasn't asking a question, just debating (badly).

The closest thing to an excuse I can find is that none of these journolists has a clue that there is a difference between an interpretation and a fact. They think however they see - or want to see - something is just "the way it is."

That's the closest thing to "truth" that postmodernism can recognize, but actually, it's insanity. And not just the kind which might afflict someone because of a misfortune. It's insanity brought about by depraved character. But they're so far gone I don't think there's a cure.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:57 PM (59GGI)

299

You only need a doctor for a deluxe tranny job. Any old ranch hand we'll do for a ballectomy.

You could do it yourself with a rubber band like we used to do the huntin' dawgs back home in Alabama. Rowlf never even missed 'em.
Found 'em in the yard one day while I was cutting the grass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 01:57 PM (HaL55)

300 The other big lie being pushed today is having the same people who screamed Sessions must be fired now saying its an act of cosmic treason and impeachable offense to request his resignation.

Elizabeth Warren:
http://tinyurl.com/y7pha9pu

Nancy Pelosi:
http://tinyurl.com/y8czmzqj

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

301 I've been calling Morissey, Dr. Dunce for some time now.
Posted by: Marcus T

I've been calling him a dick.

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (uLQg1)

302 That Mike troll dissed us by saying we genuflect at the name of Lord and Savior Donald J. Trump.

FAKE NEWS!!

I bless myself three times, in honor of his three names.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (kD8Fh)

303 278 Green Party Candidate Jill Stein: Something's Rotten in Broward! -- Need to Investigate Wasserman Schultz and Co.

When you've lost the Green Party...

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (r9UYA)

You're kidding?! That's REALLY bad . . .

Posted by: Marybeth at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (CmURZ)

304 Can't wait until HBO makes a movie about the current Florida recount fiasco. The last one was so fair and balanced.....

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

305 Acosta went on Anderson Vanderbilt's show and claimed he never touched the intern.

Anderson then served up a video with the chop portion edited out!

So to sum up:
Infowars video: not doctored.
CNN video: doctored.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (9qZ3S)

306 what channel is dierdre bolton on?

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (PbpT7)

307 300 The other big lie being pushed today is having the same people who screamed Sessions must be fired now saying its an act of cosmic treason and impeachable offense to request his resignation.

Elizabeth Warren:
http://tinyurl.com/y7pha9pu

Nancy Pelosi:
http://tinyurl.com/y8czmzqj

Yeah... We'll fuck them... No more mister nice guy

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (O2RFr)

308 You could do it yourself with a rubber band like we used to do the huntin' dawgs back home in Alabama. Rowlf never even missed 'em.
Found 'em in the yard one day while I was cutting the grass.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 01:57 PM (HaL55)
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OMG I just lost it. I can't stop laughing. I'll be back when I catch my breath.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (U5tDi)

309

Acosta acted like a petulant little child when a mother tries to take his toy away.

He reacted physically, then realized who he was wrestling with.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:59 PM (2I4LM)

310 Here's Vanderbilt's doctored video:
https://bit.ly/2AV1HZ9

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 01:59 PM (9qZ3S)

311 Ok, so I read up on the lefts conspiracy.

Basically, Acostas hand looks more judo chop then smooth push in a .gif, which means that the GIF was "doctored."

Except, no, a gif is just still frames and a much lower frame per second rate then an actual TV video (the conversion from video to gif removes about 1/3 of the frames) as anyone who isnt a retard knows.

...Seriously, that's what they based their entire argument on.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:59 PM (GBteo)

312 Jill Stein *does* know a thing or two about recounts, after all...

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 01:59 PM (oZ6kz)

313
It no longer matters what is real.
It is "their reality"

It's like when they say "my truth."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 09, 2018 01:59 PM (aKsyK)

314 A weak, 85 year old woman falls down in her home and breaks 3 ribs.

And reports claim she is up and walking around the next day.

My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power the human body suddenly gets after one turns 80.

Posted by: Senator and Doctor Rand Paul at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (UsCnO)

315 304. The Baker v. Christopher comparison was awesome.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (wGbBR)

316 At the very least, he owes the girl a big apology.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM

That's the real issue. CNN and Acosta's response. When you do wrong you apologize or throw poo? The morons chose door B.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (PvCxa)

317 Wow, that Dierdre Bolton. She's the kind of girl that really makes me want to "put my penis inside her mish," if you know what I mean.

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

318 the permanently disabled Michelle Fields "

I thought it was "diselbowed"...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (6qErC)

319 Let's look at it this way: would it have been a foul in professional soccer?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (LWu6U)

320 But they wrote the new rules. So fuck Acosta and destroy his worthless career over it.

Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 01:45 PM (I2dne)

..................

I love Hoard prose.
Posted by: Smaug

We tried to warn them about the new rules and how they wouldn't like them. So fuck them.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (huES0)

321 Green Party Candidate Jill Stein: Something's Rotten in Broward! -- Need to Investigate Wasserman Schultz and Co.

When you've lost the Green Party...

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 01:53 PM (r9UYA)
+++++++++
Wait, didn't Stein try to steal one of her own?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (I2dne)

322 I bless myself three times, in honor of his three names.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (kD8Fh)

aagh

should be: In honor of his Three Holy Names.

Forgive me GEOTUS!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (kD8Fh)

323 314 A weak, 85 year old woman falls down in her home and breaks 3 ribs.

And reports claim she is up and walking around the next day.

My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power the human body suddenly gets after one turns 80.

Posted by: Senator and Doctor Rand Paul at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (UsCnO)

She technically only fractured them, but still, I guess...

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (UnA8+)

324 So Jim Acosta was attacked by Fembot Trumpie? What this man has to suffer to bring truth and the American Way to us everyday is just amazing.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (2LelM)

325 Acosta acted like a petulant little child when a mother tries to take his toy away.

Yep. And in doing so, he was stealing time away from the other reporters. He owes all of them, and that young lady, a public apology.

Jill Stein *does* know a thing or two about recounts, after all.

"Yeah, don't do them, all they do is reveal fraud and corruption on our side"
--Jill Stein

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

326 >>Can't wait until HBO makes a movie about the current Florida recount fiasco. The last one was so fair and balanced.....

Knowing HBO, it will be directed by Alexandra Pelosi.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

327 My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power the human body suddenly gets after one turns 80.

Nothing unusual at all

Posted by: Ruths soul owner the devil at November 09, 2018 02:01 PM (O2RFr)

328 My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power
----------

She eats a lot of kale.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 02:01 PM (SkuXa)

329 And reports claim she is up and walking around the next day.

"It could happen. After all, I collapsed in the street from pneumonia and was out an hour later with perfect hair shaking hands with a stunt child carefully arranged dozens of yards from cameras!"
--Hillary Klin-Ton

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

330 Forget the microphone, Acosta needed to be kicked out for being a rude jerk. It is the White House, for crying out loud, not a junior high school.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (FTlwv)

331 Can't wait until HBO makes a movie about the current Florida recount fiasco. The last one was so fair and balanced.....
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (OD2ni)

They'll call it "Truth". So that title has been used before, who cares.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (T71PA)

332 Home and done till Monday.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (Fh8wK)

333

No, they don't believe *in* lying. Leftists are fundamentally opposed to the notion of an objective reality.

They are all Costanzists and their mantra is, "It's not a lie if you believe it."

And they'll believe anything because no BS Filter. It's like the inside of their empty head is lined with flypaper and any idiotic thing that flies in, sticks to it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (HaL55)

334 Let's look at it this way: would it have been a foul in professional soccer?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (LWu6U)

She should have flopped.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (huES0)

335 I've been calling Morissey, Dr. Dunce"

That's Admiral dunce...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (6qErC)

336
At the very least, he owes the girl a big apology.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:43 PM

That's what Trump should come out and say. Accoster gets his press pass back when he makes a sincere public apology to the intern.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (TAmPV)

337 317 Wow, that Dierdre Bolton. She's the kind of girl that really makes me want to "put my penis inside her mish," if you know what I mean.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

I'm not sure. You're being awfully vague here.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (NWiLs)

338 So Jim Acosta was attacked by Fembot Trumpie? What this man has to suffer to bring truth and the American Way to us everyday is just amazing.
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (2LelM)
++++++++++
What's funny is that per my understanding, WH and congressional internships are gigs for students at the best schools with the best connections. The odds are pretty good she isn't even a Trumpist and is just there for course credit and networking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (I2dne)

339 OT fertility rates have fallen in half since 1950 (4.7 to 2.4).

https://tinyurl.com/yca5gcv5

We can't keep letting R-selectors into developed nations of K-selectors and rewarding them for being R-selectors. This is the path to Idiocracy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (/qEW2)

340 My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power the human body suddenly gets after one turns 80.

Posted by: Senator and Doctor Rand Paul at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (UsCnO)

Shit like that don't hurt as much when 80% of the water in your body has been replaced with formaldehyde.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (BRvh1)

341 "315 304. The Baker v. Christopher comparison was awesome.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee"

Yeah, but that was only because the Dems thought Christopher sucked and blamed him. The canonization of a partisan hack like Ron Klain was really tough to take.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (OD2ni)

342 328 My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power
----------

She eats a lot of kale.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens

No calcium in kale. Makes bones go snap.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (huES0)

343 Anderson then served up a video with the chop portion edited out!

So to sum up:

Infowars video: not doctored.

CNN video: doctored.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (9qZ3S)

On a positive note, at least CNN is consistent at lying.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (UsCnO)

344 Ruth Bader Ginsberg just flew around the world backwards so fast that the earth returned to November 6, 2018, she changed the votes, AND THE DEMOCRATS TOOK OVER THE SENATE!

Let's face it fellow Trumpies, we're done. No one can match the super power of Notorious RBG.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (kD8Fh)

345 329 "It could happen. After all, I collapsed in the street from pneumonia and was out an hour later with perfect hair shaking hands with a stunt child carefully arranged dozens of yards from cameras!"
--Hillary Klin-Ton
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 02:01 PM (39g3+)

But can you run Wolfenstein on her?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (UnA8+)

346 NO more mail in ballots
NO more early voting
Minimal Ansentee Ballots
NO ballots accepted after 11:59 of Election day

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (Fh8wK)

347 The way the Left was whining you would think the video was doctored to look like that Red Dead Redemption video.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (A6Xv7)

348 That's the real issue. CNN and Acosta's response. When you do wrong you apologize or throw poo? The morons chose door B.
Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (PvCxa)

It'd be easy enough to release a statement saying "Our reporter was overzealous and accidentally contacted the WH interns arm. This is never acceptable. Acosta apologized to the woman personally."

the media would be fine with that and Trump would look like the petty one for not reinstating Acosta.

INSTEAD, the left says, "never happened!" despite there being video evidence.

Now, in the court of public opinion, the media will win.

But Trump now has another piece of ammo to throw at them.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (GBteo)

349 Now Jim, watch carefully how you acosta the intern. Back and to the right, back and to the right, back and to the right.
Explaining the Acosta video to Jimmerella Acosta.

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (gmo/4)

350
It's not taking a shit that's the issue with broken ribs. It's twisting your body slightly to get some TP back in the zone. Then lifting oneself back off the toilet.

Gravity gets you down and drops the deuce.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (URwyc)

351 She eats a lot of kale"

I listen to a lot of J.J.

Oh. You said "kale"

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (6qErC)

352 Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 01:56 PM (BRvh1)

For me Dierdre has a bit of a 'hard' face that is less attractive to me.
And, I'm a bewb guy, so hers could be slightly bigger.
Having said that, she is still an incredibly solid One, and very pleasing to look at. I also had no clue what she was talking about. Was it about oil? That's possible.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (8iiMU)

353 OT fertility rates have fallen in half since 1950 (4.7 to 2.4).

hahahaha

only among wypipo

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (kD8Fh)

354 If RBG is up and walking already, forget Stem Cells, we need her cells. She's obviously got Wolverine's healing factor.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

355 "But can you run Wolfenstein on her?

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 02:03 PM (UnA8+) "

The Exoskeleton 3.0 comes with Crysis as a pack-in game.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)

356 Forget the microphone, Acosta needed to be kicked out for being a rude jerk. It is the White House, for crying out loud, not a junior high school.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (FTlwv)
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That's where I am, Jinx. The friggin' president of the United States told him to stop, and he didn't. And it's not as if it were the first time he was disrespectful to President Trump. If your job is to cover the WH and you can't respect the office enough to be civil to the man who holds it, out you go.

As for the karate chop, well, they made the rules, not us.

Posted by: bluebell at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (U5tDi)

357 The Intern should have kicked acosta in the balls..

Ah, he does have balls? Yeah ok, Maybe not

Nevermind

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (Fh8wK)

358 No calcium in kale. Makes bones go snap.
------------
Kale will put IRON in you stool. Maybe that's why she fell?

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 02:05 PM (2LelM)

359 And reports claim she is up and walking around the next day.

She and Hillary are going jogging tomorrow.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:05 PM (nIvDu)

360 It's not taking a shit that's the issue with broken ribs.

It's the opioid painkillers that they give you for the broken ribs and not being able to shit right for two weeks.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:05 PM (huES0)

361 You know what, I think ALL ballots in broward and palm should be declared null and void.

they can't seem to run an election according to the law, they lost the vote.

don't like it, maybe next time follow the fucking rules.
Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 01:32 PM (8D42x)

Courts would never allow it.

To be fair, you can't disenfranchise an entire county because election workers are engaged in blatant fraud.

Thus, another huge problem with voter fraud laws. No real remedy.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (GBteo)

at this point, it's not the first time this has happened down there, so I'm feeling less than charitable. if they want to be considered, then they can't spoil all the ballots by making it impossible to determine WHICH were in time and handled correctly, and which were not.

so, better luck in 2020, and we'll have the state police monitor your election. or maybe federal marshals.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (8D42x)

362 354 If RBG is up and walking already, forget Stem Cells, we need her cells. She's obviously got Wolverine's healing factor.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

Seriously. I don't consider myself a pussy, but I bruised a rib in my early twenties and was wincing and breathing shallowly and generally miserable for weeks.

Fracturing 3 ribs? I can't even imagine how much that would suck. Especially at 85.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (GBteo)

363 360 It's not taking a shit that's the issue with broken ribs.

No, it's sneezing, coughing, laughing and trying to take a deep breath that the issue with broken ribs.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (NWiLs)

364 "As for the karate chop, well, they made the rules, not us.

Posted by: bluebell "

That was a lame karate chop. Frank Cannon would be emnbarrassed.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (OD2ni)

365 Kale will put IRON in you stool"

Huh. Thought reggie love did that...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (6qErC)

366 Hot Air can go eff themselves after that dyk Ed dumped all the Trumpistas with little to no warning. Ahoy Bill Kristol, your cock-holster has been located

Posted by: Pelosi Schmelosi at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (VUYwE)

367
Nobody is denying Accosta his right to free speech, he can stand outside the WH gates and yell at Trump all day if he wants to.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (TAmPV)

368 The trick is to puree the aborted babies to extract their full healing power. Selling one's soul to Satan helps, as well.

Posted by: Ruth Baby Guzzler at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (+H/11)

369 Man who got penis fillers to boost his girth to 15cm says the procedure has boosted his confidence "His penis now measures the same width as a bottle of Lea&Perrin's sauce."

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312620/

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (BXMxN)

370 Kale will put IRON in you stool. Maybe that's why she fell?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 02:05 PM (2LelM)

Exactly. Her stool broke and she fell down.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (T71PA)

371 Don't worry, they make a pill now for OID. (Opiod induced constipation).

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (SkuXa)

372 No, they don't believe *in* lying. Leftists are fundamentally opposed to the notion of an objective reality.

Right, the left rejects absolute, objective truth. There is no such thing as true truth, there is only your version of truth, your narrative. The dominant narrative is what most people believe to be the truth, and those who have the power to impose it on others are the ones who run things.

Nobody really lives like this, deep down, in their own lives. They're the first to cry lies if someone hurts them or someone they don't like says falsehood (Trump, for instance). But in the abstract sure.

These are people who have been trained since youth by people trained since youth to compartmentalize everything separate and distinct from the other. They can hold two contradictory, opposing ideas at the same time comfortably without any psychological trauma.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (39g3+)

373 Dierdre Bolton is on the Fox Business channel.
She will apparently have a new show. She has been appearing occasionally as a 'contributor' or whatnot throughout the day on that channel.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (8iiMU)

374 116 52 13 Gaslighting and more gaslighting. A favored tactic of unhinged women, people with narcissistic or borderline personality disorder, and leftists.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM (NWiLs)

Winner for the most redundant description of the week.
Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 01:26 PM (7Fa8Y)

Not necessarily. The all-time master of gaslighting was my father. He was convinced it was the only tactic which worked for the Innocent Mens' Protective Society. And he was good at it. He was constantly preemptively getting mom and my sisters off balance.

A friend said it was a shame I had such a happy marriage, so all that wisdom is lost.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 01:33 PM (59GGI)

That really isn't germane to my redundant jest, but I would comment that for some people gaslighting/lying just becomes habit. They get used to promoting their version of the 'truth' that reflects best on themselves, and after a short while, they believe it, too.

I've known a couple of people like that (that I know of).

Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (7Fa8Y)

375

Kale will put IRON in you stool. Maybe that's why she fell?

But wouldn't she have a broken coccyx instead, then?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (HaL55)

376 288 Sen Kyl on AZ vote:

https://tinyurl.com/y92mdcu3
Posted by: HA at November 09, 2018 01:55 PM (MAstk)

He's right. Note that when they say "count every vote" they don't mean THOSE votes.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (59GGI)

377 Old and Busted : Rooshian Koluzhion!1!!!!1
New Hotness: DOCTORED VIDeO KOLUZHION !!11!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (bUjCl)

378 NO more mail in ballots
NO more early voting
Minimal Ansentee Ballots
NO ballots accepted after 11:59 of Election day

You forgot voter ID. Why do you think there are no day workers on Election Day? Christmas, yes, Easter Sunday, yes, Election Day, no. They are doing a lot of voting.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (QrTqV)

379 That was a lame karate chop. Frank Cannon would be emnbarrassed.
Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (OD2ni)
++++++++
I know I am, and it isn't even my preferred move.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (I2dne)

380 Forget the microphone, Acosta needed to be kicked out for being a rude jerk. It is the White House, for crying out loud, not a junior high school.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 02:02 PM (FTlwv)

This from the people who complain about Trump's crudity.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

381 You guys are just jealous that Ed Morissey's book sold more than Right Said Fred's greatest hits 8-track and the Dorf on Backgammon Betamax Tape COMBINED.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (oZ6kz)

382 "Kale will put IRON in you stool. Maybe that's why she fell?
Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 02:05 PM (2LelM)"

I have good manners. I always ask a guy before I push his stool in for him.

Posted by: Shep Smith at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (OD2ni)

383 369 Man who got penis fillers to boost his girth to 15cm says the procedure has boosted his confidence "His penis now measures the same width as a bottle of Lea&Perrin's sauce."

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312620/
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (BXMxN)

Speaking of 'PenisMighter', the Daily Mail sidebar does NOT disappoint today. Yow.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 02:08 PM (bcbK8)

384 Fracturing 3 ribs? I can't even imagine how much that would suck"

This. I've had one broken and others bruised simultaneously. Getting up and around the next day wasn't happening.

At all.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (6qErC)

385 I always disliked Dierdre as a name but she is a pretty lady. Reminds me of my 4th and 5th grade teacher, same kind of look. She was a hippie dippie girl in the 70s who drove a gold Camero and taught us Gordon Lightfoot songs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (39g3+)

386 317 Wow, that Dierdre Bolton. She's the kind of girl that really makes me want to "put my penis inside her mish," if you know what I mean.
Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (PbpT7)

Express your love physically, as is the style.

Posted by: josephistan at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (7HtZB)

387 "But wouldn't she have a broken coccyx instead, then?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (HaL55) "

Super Ruth does 225 lb kegel curls, I'm sure she's broken a coccyx or two in her prime.

Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (oZ6kz)

388

They can hold two contradictory, opposing ideas at the same time comfortably without any psychological trauma.

*sigh* I miss the old days when you had to visit an insane asylum to find people like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (HaL55)

389 Dierdre looks like an attractive version of Andrea Mitchell. Can't get past that.

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (ICaYg)

390 I saw RBG in the interview a couple of months ago and the black hearted commie bitch looked just about dead then. I give her until Sunday until she meets McCain in Hell.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 02:09 PM (r9UYA)

391 This from the people who complain about Trump's crudity.

for a second I read that as "Trump's nudity" ,,,about which I would also complain

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (bUjCl)

392 Nobody is denying Accosta his right to free speech, he can stand outside the WH gates and yell at Trump all day if he wants to.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (TAmPV)

Trump! You're a craphound.

Oh look, a cloud!

Posted by: Acosta banished at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (T71PA)

393
She and Hillary are going jogging tomorrow.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:05 PM (nIvDu)

It'll be like shooting fish in a barrel

Posted by: A. Bollard at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (TAmPV)

394 The night my mother passed away my husband slipped on ice and broke 3 ribs, splintered 2 and broke his scapula. He is 66 and in good health. It's not even a year and he still has issues.

I call bullshit on the way the media is downplaying RGB's health issues. Behind the scenes the Senate Dems are probably running around like their hair is on fire.

Bank on it.

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (uLQg1)

395 Deirdre Bolton is an extremely nice person. Met her years ago when she was selling equities. She has two kids BTW. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (wJ+c3)

396 he armbarred her. not a big deal on Earth, but this is GayEarth and that was rape.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (nFwvY)

397 Acosta is a rude cunt and should not only be banned from the WH he should also be fired and branded a non functioning idiot not able to be rehired for anything more complex than cleaning public toilets. Fuck him and fuck CNN.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (0OmEj)

398 "His penis now measures the same width as a bottle of Lea&Perrin's sauce."

The top portion? You need your money back.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (QrTqV)

399
Meanwhile, in NJ:

They're giving up food and they want Gov. Phil Murphy to notice.

Stay the course, asshats - for Gaia!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (pNxlR)

400 Columnists at two establishment media outlets, Poynter and the BBC, have broken ranks to criticize CNN's Jim Acosta's unprofessional grandstanding.

breitbart

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (2I4LM)

401 One other thing I know. If I'd ever whacked my sister's arm like that, I'd have been unable to sit for a week.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (59GGI)

402 Frank Gannon and Barnaby Jones. Two super heroes driving YUGE 1970's cars to catch evil doers. Proof humans will watch anything rather than read.

Posted by: Puddin Head at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (2LelM)

403 >>>She and Hillary are going jogging tomorrow.

i'd rather it be a stairmaster contest.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (9ORmh)

404 I saw RBG in the interview a couple of months ago and the black hearted commie bitch looked just about dead then. I give her until Sunday until she meets McCain in Hell.

Posted by: Under Fire

I was going to ask what are the odds of her scene 2019?

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:11 PM (huES0)

405 They get used to promoting their version of the 'truth' that reflects best on themselves, and after a short while, they believe it, too.

I've known a couple of people like that (that I know of).
Posted by: West at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (7Fa8Y)

Thats most people ... to a certain extent.

How many truly introspective people have you ever known ? I've met very, very few.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (Pwo5S)

406 395 Deirdre Bolton is an extremely nice person. Met her years ago when she was selling equities. She has two kids BTW. Just sayin.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (wJ+c3)

So you're saying she's done it.

Knowwhattamean, Knowwhattamean, nudge, nudge.

SAY no more!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (bcbK8)

407 Ace you watch the World Class Bullshitters?

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (BXMxN)

408 One of my favorite things about the Hotair / facebook collapse was that even their trolls abandoned them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG 🐘 at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (0NAbP)

409 so, better luck in 2020, and we'll have the state police monitor your election. or maybe federal marshals.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 02:06 PM (8D42x)

Each ballot box will be in the custody of a state trooper, who shall be handcuffed to the ballot box until relieved by another state trooper.

Just like they do with briefcases in the movies.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (hLRSq)

410 Someone should tell Captain Ed that no matter how much he betrays the GOP, Peggy Noonan is NOT going to have his love-child.

Posted by: rayra at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (Pgsaa)

411 Fracturing 3 ribs? I can't even imagine how much that would suck

I wondered if it's faked just so they can keep her behind closed doors and, uhh, "working".

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (QrTqV)

412 they are trying to move RBG into January, hoping that Florida and AZ go their way, of course.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (bUjCl)

413 So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this younger girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 / 10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

414 And I know what these guys said about Corey Lewandowski when he accidentally sheared Michelle Fields arm from her body and then beat her to death with it.

RIP.

Sad!

Posted by: ace at November 09, 2018 01:48 PM (PbpT7)

and THIS, while I still contend it should be considered a bit of poor behavior and he needs chastised over, is why he needs to be personally destroyed and never be employed again.

make his have to work next to the dumpster behind the airport for his scrap food.

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (8D42x)

415 Acosta is a rude cunt and should not only be banned from the WH he should also be fired and branded a non functioning idiot not able to be rehired for anything more complex than cleaning public toilets. Fuck him and fuck CNN.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (0OmEj)

Amen

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (Fh8wK)

416 The top portion? You need your money back"

Well, there's the little mini sized bottle...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (6qErC)

417 If if she is not breathing, they will not let anyone know

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (bUjCl)

418 these Socialists all act alike

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (bUjCl)

419 407 Ace you watch the World Class Bullshitters?
Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (BXMxN)

I think he's ON the High Council, actually. Don't tell anyone.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (bcbK8)

420 Stay away from College Girls Harry.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (Pwo5S)

421 One of my favorite things about the Hotair / facebook collapse was that even their trolls abandoned them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Thoughts and prayers for RBG at November 09, 2018 02:12 PM (0NAbP)
++++++++
Well, there's no point in trolling a comments section with no activity, is there?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (I2dne)

422 395
Deirdre Bolton is an extremely nice person. Met her years ago when she was selling equities. She has two kids BTW. Just sayin.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (wJ+c3)
She does seem nice.
And I'm saying that meaning it literally, as opposed to the Horde way. LOL.
Cool that you met her.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (8iiMU)

423 he armbarred her. not a big deal on Earth, but this is GayEarth and that was rape.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (nFwvY)

Thems the new rules - moose in geostationary orbit shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Pack Your Panic Room with Grade A Comment Kits from The Outrage Outlet! at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (hLRSq)

424 413 So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this younger girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 / 10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Yup, stay away. Stay far away.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (0OmEj)

425 420 Stay away from College Girls Harry.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (Pwo5S)

She's out of college, but barely.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (GBteo)

426 Each ballot box will be in the custody of a state trooper, who shall be handcuffed to the ballot box until relieved by another state trooper.

Just like they do with briefcases in the movies.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

With a Nother heavily armed state trooper providing overwatch.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (huES0)

427 I've had some pretty painful injuries over the years, but I have to say fractured ribs made me want to shoot myself. It's hard to find a comfortable position, even if they're wrapped. It was hard to sleep, even sit down and get up in the head.

I'm not buying the RBG is just fine shit. Unless they just barely hairline fractured.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (wJ+c3)

428 If if she is not breathing, they will not let anyone know"

Ah. The mirror test.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (6qErC)

429 By the way, the official style sheet is that Jim's name is now

Jim Accost-her

Please update your posts moving forward.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (eSx+E)

430 all lefty brains are wired together. evidence: the "break the glass moment" that is racing around all media at light speed. they all sound so sincere, one of the thousand gets a thought (rare) and they all repeat. (endlessly) too bad so many thoughtless vote that way too

Posted by: texas 32 moron at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (Wa5hI)

431 Somebody asked Trump before he flew to Paris, I suppose "Do you want Whitaker to reign in Mueller?" Trump's response, "What a stupid question. But I've watched you. You ask a lot of stupid questions."

LOL. I think Trump is more than a little fed up with the media.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (AllCR)

432 If if she is not breathing, they will not let anyone know
Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:14 PM (bUjCl)

She's just practicing to set the world record for free diving.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (T71PA)

433 God said fill your homeland with Somalis.

-Minnesota Ed Morrissey

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (4ErVI)

434 355 The Exoskeleton 3.0 comes with Crysis as a pack-in game.
Posted by: Who is broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter? at November 09, 2018 02:04 PM (oZ6kz)

How Meta.

Posted by: Hikaru at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

435 Being on the receiving end of gaslighting really sucks, let me tell you.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (NWiLs)

436 Apples voice to text blows goats ass.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (huES0)

437
Yup, stay away. Stay far away.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (0OmEj)

That's what my gut is saying. Kind of "friend zone" her.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (GBteo)

438
Something else I seem to have noticed, and correct me if I'm wrong. But I seem to remember a time when reporters sat in their seats when they asked questions of the President.

When did that change, or am I recollecting incorrectly?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (URwyc)

439 I call bullshit on the way the media is downplaying RGB's health issues. Behind the scenes the Senate Dems are probably running around like their hair is on fire.

Bank on it.
Posted by: mpfs

Running around with their hair ON FIRE, and making ballots up in Florida and Arizona to get two Democrat Senators instead of two Republican Senators.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (vcOmj)

440 310 Here's Vanderbilt's doctored video:
https://bit.ly/2AV1HZ9

bonhomme at November 09, 2018 01:59 PM (9qZ3S)

............
Just watched at the link, looks like they showed him pushing her arm back later in the vid. But I am stuck in a room filled with democraps so I can't play the sound.

Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (T3zWB)

441 I've watched both videos. I see no significant differences other than repetition of the gif. I think they mistake how our subconscious brain works and that the repetition makes us see and feel a blow much harder than it probably was.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (A6Xv7)

442 413 So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this younger girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 / 10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

Dick.

Crazy.

Assembly should be avoided.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

443 I support the right of all leftists to go in hunger strikes and/or just go ahead and kill themselves.For the planet.

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (BXMxN)

444 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

I'd say 'avoid'. Those are serious red flags. If you do go for it, you're going to have to manage her full time and keep your own defenses up before she bends you.

The power of pussy is not to be underestimated.

Good luck to you, either way you go.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (bcbK8)

445 I call bullshit on the way the media is downplaying RGB's health issues.

Remember when that video of RBG's "daily workout routine" and all of the leftist soibois fawned, saying things like, "I couldn't even do that in my 20s".

The whole thing stunk of 1970s era Soviet descriptions of their beloved leaders as robust and fit when they were clearly living on bread, vodka, and cigarettes.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (9qZ3S)

446

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Two glasses of wine and she'll let you know how serious she really was about her "degree." Personally, I wouldn't get near enough to any female who professes to have any type of "huwomynities" BS degree.
Or, just axe her how many cats she has.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (HaL55)

447 >>One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

does she MAGA? if not, let her date cats.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (nFwvY)

448 Dick.

Crazy.

Assembly should be avoided.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (RD7QR)

ha, alright alright.

I was hoping for a "Nah, it'll be fine! Go for it!" but yeah, obviously I wouldn't be asking if I didnt have serious reservations.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (GBteo)

449 I'm floating...!!!

Posted by: RBG, Hardly On Painkillers At All at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (CE5C/)

450 427,

Right you are.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (6qErC)

451 And I know what these guys said about Corey Lewandowski when he
accidentally sheared Michelle Fields arm from her body and then beat her
to death with it.

***

Did he accidentally beat her and rip her arm off or just kind of decide what the hell once he ripped it off?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (eSx+E)

452 does she MAGA? if not, let her date cats.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (nFwvY)

She is about as anti-MAGA as you can get.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (GBteo)

453 If it weren't for the women's studies degree I'd say probe her (heh) for details about what she considers "liberal" to mean but.... women's studies degree.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (SkuXa)

454 ...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

You could use your manly powers of persuasion to convert her.

And what is this shit of rating women on a scale?

That action is corny. You obviously find her attractive enough to be thinking about her and asking us...but you need to quantify her looks?

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (kD8Fh)

455 Two glasses of wine and she'll let you know how serious she really was about her "degree." Personally, I wouldn't get near enough to any female who professes to have any type of "huwomynities" BS degree.
Or, just axe her how many cats she has.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (HaL55)

Oh, we've got trashed together (same group of friends) several times. She's a fun drunk, which is a plus.

But she is also wont to go in to random feminist rants -- but with a smile on her face.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (GBteo)

456 413
So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this younger
girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 / 10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)
Would need more info.Does she like rabbits (boiled)?The back hole questions can be addressed later.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (jxbfJ)

457 God said fill your homeland with Somalis.

-Minnesota Ed Morrissey

-----------

also, He sayeth to thee giveth the Somali 100 million dollars in child care fees..cash. and look the other way when they send it home.

Posted by: yo quiero retardo dicko slingero at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (7J5t2)

458 got = gotten? Been?

Something.

Im typing like an idiot today for some reason.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (GBteo)

459 SPECIAL ALERT

ORANGE MAN STILL BAD, BUT NOW EVEN MORE BAD.

POINT AND YELL AT BAD ORANGE MAN!!

Posted by: NPC_415452152415 at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (q177U)

460 Their Sheriff's department ain't no prize either...

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312681/

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (BXMxN)

461 Remember when that video of RBG's "daily workout routine" and all of the leftist soibois fawned, saying things like, "I couldn't even do that in my 20s".

The whole thing stunk of 1970s era Soviet descriptions of their beloved leaders as robust and fit when they were clearly living on bread, vodka, and cigarettes.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 02:16 PM (9qZ3S)

Her reputation is going to sink below Hitler when she suddenly dies and leaves these libs drowning in tears. WHY DIDN'T SHE RETIRE WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT?!?!?

They're going to turn on her memory so fast it'll make your head spin.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (4ErVI)

462 Behind the scenes the Senate Dems are probably running around like their hair is on fire.

Bank on it.

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 02:10 PM (uLQg1)

no, they are busy fixing Senate races in Florida and Arizona.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (UsCnO)

463 >>413 So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this
younger girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 /
10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Step 1: Validate the groin for a penis.

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (r9UYA)

464 Did he accidentally beat her and rip her arm off or just kind of decide what the hell once he ripped it off?
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (eSx+E)

The way he reached into her bloody arm socket, trying to get a firm grip to pull out her soul, was a bit over the top.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (Pwo5S)

465 Trump should just nominate her replacement and make her keep proving she's alive.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (nFwvY)

466 You could use your manly powers of persuasion to convert her.

And what is this shit of rating women on a scale?

That action is corny. You obviously find her attractive enough to be thinking about her and asking us...but you need to quantify her looks?
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (kD8Fh)

...

I figured it was pertinent information.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (GBteo)

467 She's good hearted about it, but...

***

Invite her over, put on some slow music, go change into something more comfortable and...come out in your MAGA boxers.

And then just see what happens.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (eSx+E)

468 One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)
++++++++++++++
I would walk away from anyone with a "studies" degree of any kind, "women's studies" doubly so.

Liberalism is often an affliction of the young, but committing to it to the point of collecting a degree in what is in essence post-modernist theory is a gigantic red flag that the former condition will not be transient and you should expect no honest behavior the moment the infatuation passes - at which time you have at best a massive headache.

My $0.02

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (I2dne)

469 453 If it weren't for the women's studies degree I'd say probe her (heh) for details about what she considers "liberal" to mean but.... women's studies degree.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (SkuXa)

She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (GBteo)

470 One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

NOT ON YOUR LIFE!!!

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (bUjCl)

471 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:17 PM (GBteo)

Go for it but you have to act like you don't give a crap . Take it or leave it attitude. She'll keep her mouth shut if she's thinks she's pursuing you.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (A6Xv7)

472 But she is also wont to go in to random feminist rants -- but with a smile on her face.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (GBteo)

*warning*
*warning*

That's not a smile. That's a shit test.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (bcbK8)

473 Invite her over, put on some slow music, go change into something more comfortable and...come out in your MAGA boxers.

And then just see what happens.
Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (eSx+E)

My friend group is fairly MAGA, she is in the minority with her leftist views and is good natured about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (GBteo)

474 But she is also wont to go in to random feminist rants -- but with a smile on her face.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

eject. eject. eject.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (nFwvY)

475 I figured it was pertinent information.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:19 PM (GBteo)

eh

didn't intend to come off as snappy

I know guys do that all the time.

But if a rating system is so important, how many guys really end up with "10s"?

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (kD8Fh)

476 >>>
She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (GBteo)
______
Then it's probably not worth it.

Posted by: ~~Nationalist~~ Monarchist Pikachu at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (lu6wD)

477 My man is about a 7 but his bankroll is an ELEVENTY!!!

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (kD8Fh)

478 435 Being on the receiving end of gaslighting really sucks, let me tell you.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (NWiLs)
----
My ex is type I bipolar. She's an f'n master at it.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (0OJD+)

479 My friend group is fairly MAGA, she is in the minority with her leftist views and is good natured about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (GBteo)
+++++++++
Because she wants your jock. Once she gets it, all bets are off.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (I2dne)

480 448 I was hoping for a "Nah, it'll be fine! Go for it!" but yeah, obviously I wouldn't be asking if I didnt have serious reservations.

well, since it might be some time before broseidon's ORGASM (operation retake genepool after socialist men) takes effect, you'll have to make a decision.

Posted by: Anacrhonda at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (NmR1a)

481 But if a rating system is so important, how many guys really end up with "10s"?
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (kD8Fh)

Very few.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (GBteo)

482 Harry..don't make me come down and beat the stupid out u ....

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (bUjCl)

483 By the way, the official style sheet is that Jim's name is now

Jim Accost-her

Please update your posts moving forward.

I used "l'affaire de la j'Acosta," but did that catch on? Noooooooooooo!

It has layers and everything.

Posted by: Lance McCormick, stamping his feet like a child at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (84QUd)

484 Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (kD8Fh)

Every looks point balances out a crazy point.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (A6Xv7)

485 I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be.

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (gmo/4)

486
...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Does she know you're conservative?

If not, she might not realize how deplorable you are, and her behavior could change drastically.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (KUaJL)

487 The whole thing stunk of 1970s era Soviet descriptions of their beloved leaders as robust...

Can just imagine the whole pantheon of Democrats up there on the review platform- watching the Antifa parade, immobile and expressionless in their heavy coats and Russian hats.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (g0Lfb)

488 The other big lie being pushed today is having the same people who screamed Sessions must be fired now saying its an act of cosmic treason and impeachable offense to request his resignation.

Elizabeth Warren:
http://tinyurl.com/y7pha9pu

Nancy Pelosi:
http://tinyurl.com/y8czmzqj

Yeah... We'll fuck them... No more mister nice guy

Posted by: It's me donna at November 09, 2018 01:58 PM (O2RFr)

ummm......

PASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you can take that one for the team...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (8D42x)

489 I call bullshit on the way the media is downplaying RGB's health issues. Behind the scenes the Senate Dems are probably running around like their hair is on fire.

We should show more class than our left wing opponents. I wish all the best to Ginsburg and I hope she has continued good health. What happens to her is between her and G-D.

I can only worry about the here and now.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (Fh8wK)

490 This just in - Pravda is reporting that Premier Ruth Bader Ginsburg is in very good health, but is currently suffering from a slight cold and is resting in her dacha outside of Moscow.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (37IEG)

491 She is good natured now, when she is fishing...once you are with her...

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (bUjCl)

492 LOL. I think Trump is more than a little fed up with the media.

FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2018 02:15 PM (AllCR)

...............

He loves every minute. And the Florida/Russia tweet from this morning was ROTFL.

Hmmm, I just realized that GPOTUSE must be an AoSHQ Lurker now that I compare his prose to that of the Horde.

Posted by: Smaug at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (T3zWB)

493 474 But she is also wont to go in to random feminist rants -- but with a smile on her face.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

eject. eject. eject.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:21 PM (nFwvY)

Sigh.

I miss Bill Whittle's essays.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (bcbK8)

494 She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (GBteo)

Well Hell - why didn't you say so in the first place ?

Skip all the dumb shit, and just go get an apartment together. Why wait ? Make sure and put everything in your name.

Joint checking account is a must.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (Pwo5S)

495 She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM (GBteo)

Kill it with fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 09, 2018 02:23 PM (4ErVI)

496 "My friend group is fairly MAGA, she is in the minority with her leftist views and is good natured about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes"

She sounds altight to me. Go for it.

I think Intenet/social media has a tendency to amplify the crazies when in real life most libs/Dems are fine to deal with.

Posted by: Benji Carver at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (OD2ni)

497 So I passed by this rather big "Pro-Mueller" rally last night. It was in the Bay Area. Naturally I had to scream obscenities at them.

https://www.paloaltoonline.com/news/2018/11/08/ne
arly-800-rally-to-keep-mueller-investigation-open

(delete space)

Posted by: Max Power at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (q177U)

498 But if a rating system is so important, how many guys really end up with "10s"?
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (kD8Fh)

Go out with 9s and 10s. Never marry above a 7.5.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (A6Xv7)

499 pump and dump. be sure and roll tape for evidence reasons.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (nFwvY)

500 Because she wants your jock. Once she gets it, all bets are off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (I2dne)

That's what I'm worried about, too, TBH.

We hook up, then she turns in to TEH CRAZY, which I know is lurking beneath the surface. Because, again -- womens studies major.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (GBteo)

501 Just talk to her. You don't have to allow her to throw herself in your lap; I believe you said you just got out of a relationship. It might be best not to get into one now, particularly with someone invested in the idea of the evil patriarchy. She might accuse you of something you didn't do.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (AllCR)

502 480 448 I was hoping for a "Nah, it'll be fine! Go for it!" but yeah, obviously I wouldn't be asking if I didnt have serious reservations.

well, since it might be some time before broseidon's ORGASM (operation retake genepool ~~after socialist men~~ and save masculinity) takes effect, you'll have to make a decision.

fixt because i embettered the acronym.

Posted by: Anacrhonda at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (NmR1a)

503 Any woman who turns away a date, especially an AoS HQ regular - because of politics - is tres stupide and your only concern about her is to try to figure out how many of us you will assemble to point and laugh at her.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (kD8Fh)

504 >>..and was a womens studies major in college

Before you do anything get signed consent.

Posted by: Lizzy at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (W+vEI)

505 472 But she is also wont to go in to random feminist rants -- but with a smile on her face.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (GBteo)

*warning*
*warning*

That's not a smile. That's a shit test.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

THIS!!

If she doesn't want to have Trump's babies, RUN!!

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (huES0)

506 325 re recounts --

"Yeah, don't do them, all they do is reveal fraud and corruption on our side"
--Jill Stein

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 09, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

Except she raised like $7 million to 'pay for' the recount. I think the only confirmed expense she had was a $50 calculator.

Has anyone checked to see if she's had a recent upgrade in housing and vehicles?

Dammit, I'm just jealous. I need to find a good scam.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (Z4rgH)

507 Anachronda: I love it! Now I just need to figure out the teensy logistical difficulties of mass human trafficking and we're really in business.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (VVzBm)

508 -a "good-hearted" leftist? So, she just incessantly rings the doorbell; as opposed to breaking it down?

Posted by: pahound at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (5jed4)

509 "If you want to be happy for the rest of your life,
just make an ugly woman your wife.
From my personal point of view, get an ugly girl to marry you."--

Jimmy Soul

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (FTlwv)

510 Does a Supreme Court justice have to actually say the words "Yes" or "No" when voting on a decision, or can they just *BEEP* once for a yes vote, and *BEEP* *BEEP* for a no vote?

Posted by: Captain Pike at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (UsCnO)

511 She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.

***

Tell her you gave the patriarchy 5 stars on yelp.

Tell her you are so down with patriarchy you plan on dressing like Zeus everyday that isn't halloween.

Then on halloween show up in one of those red nun outfits from The Handmaid tale....but with your MAGA boxers.

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (eSx+E)

512 To be fair, you can't disenfranchise an entire county because election workers are engaged in blatant fraud.

Thus, another huge problem with voter fraud laws. No real remedy.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 01:34 PM (GBteo)

Nonsense, this is ridiculous This is like saying that you cannot have a company wide food recall due to salmonella contamination, because most of the packages will have no contamination.

If we can have no confidence in the votes coming out of Broward, their votes need to be discounted until we get some sort of mechanism in place that can insure that confidence. Even if it means appointing a Republican at each polling sight to co-oversee the process along with the Democrats.

I'm glad you described how your elementary school teachers tried to indoctrinate you. I think they got to you to some extent. You always seem to want to cave in to Democrat dishonesty and take the "high road".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)

513 413 So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this younger girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 / 10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

My perspective is different, but possibly outdated. My wife was a lib when we met, and we've had one of the happiest marriages I know of. And I converted her.

But they didn't have Grievance Studies back then, and it was a different world. She was sensible about non-political shit. I don't know if you can find that now.

However, in principle, if there is a girl who's not too far gone, bringing her over can be worthwhile.

Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (59GGI)

514 When you fuck her say "I'm giving you patriarchy good and hard!"

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (BXMxN)

515 499 pump and dump. be sure and roll tape for evidence reasons.
Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (nFwvY)

Ha, oh man.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (GBteo)

516 She is a faker, who the hell majors in bullish like that ? Seriously , what kind of woman, in this day and age majores in nonsense ?? She think she is gonna get married and live off her husband. The college is just to party.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (bUjCl)

517 Go out with 9s and 10s. Never marry above a 7.5.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:24 PM (A6Xv7)

I guess that's what I did.

Dated the hotties. The dude I'm with for a dozen years is cute, but not the freaking head turning types I used to frequent. But then again, they were on my level...AT THE TIME

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (kD8Fh)

518 Step 1: Validate the groin for a penis.

Use the Crocodile Dundee method. Just charge in and grope "her".

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (9qZ3S)

519 We seem to be in the death throes of the Republic and it will probably not end well. While cheating at elections has been going on since the Republic was founded, most of the election fraud was directed at elites stealing offices from each other for fun and profit. While corruption in government was not good, the officials were too busy with their graft to oppress the people for the most part.

However, today the fraud is animated by a totalitarian desire for envious revenge and to erase and force Americans (those who believe in the Constitution and rule of law) into submission at best and being eradicated at worst. It is being fought on the basis of a coalition of perceived outsiders unified by resentment, revenge, and hate and directed at those believed to be insiders--e.g. people of privilege based on tribalism.

It is being stirred up and supported by the bastions of media and education which constitute the modern state church and financially by oligarchs that think they can ride the storm into power. Many of these oligarchs also perceive themselves to be outsiders and superior by virtue or better in the Darwinian sense that they have prevailed over those they perceive are insiders.

This class has money but what they crave is power and the coalition of the fringes is what they think will gain them that power over others. They think that they control their coalitions via money which they do for now. For example why did Bloomie do such things as mayor and make it an effort to ban large sodas and other such nannyism? Because he got off on telling those less enlightened in how to live and he probably delighted in the idea that he could force his lessers to obey.

However, ending the legacy government and social institutions will not end as they think but their progressive beliefs that "its different now" and "we are much smarter than those others" override their wisdom. Most of the oligarchs are ill educated in government, philosophy, history, and civil society. Their version is the wisdom of a Platonic society with them as the guardian kings of that book. They, of course, fail to remember that Sparta that Plato based his book upon and the entire Greek peninsula fell to outsiders after the Peloponnesian War. The magnates and their heirs were humbled and broken in power first by the Macedons and then again by the Romans.

In the past, things like this have resulted in the 100 years war in Europe and the Russian and Chinese Revolutions. Outrage begets outrage until everyone gets worn out from the killing, the inhumanities, the oppression, and the desolation of war. The bloodletting in the American Civil War was relatively tame compared with past civil wars where no one--men, women, and children were safe from their effects. History is the true dismal science.

In past political history, civil war or tyranny (or both) usually occur at this stage. A few republics have been able to walk back from the edge and some have split relatively peacefully as a result. Most cases though end in tragedy and tears.

A Lockean civil society depends on all people agreeing to grant government power in exchange for protection of their natural rights. A popular mob, oligarchs, or even a king, cannot abrogate these rights without becoming illegitimate.

Posted by: depressed onlooker at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (ROzyM)

520 Morrissey's website before Hot Air was Captain's Quarters(terrible name), so Captain Ed is qualified to steer the Kristol Cruise upon it's sensual journey of man on man butt sex and protein shakes.

Posted by: Dr Spank at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (P1AAi)

521 That action is corny. You obviously find her attractive enough to be thinking about her and asking us...but you need to quantify her looks?
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:18 PM (kD8Fh)

You know, "7" conveys a whole world of information, beyond mere objectification.

"7" specifically implies, "Attractive enough that I'm very into her just on sight, but not so attractive that I know I don't have a shot."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (BRvh1)

522 can they just *BEEP* once for a yes vote, and *BEEP* *BEEP* for a no vote?"

Juan, that you?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at November 09, 2018 02:27 PM (6qErC)

523 I'm sending RBG as pair of Handerpants as a parting gift. She always wears gloves now. Anyone else notice that?

Handerpants:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y98q8mb7

Posted by: Under Fire at November 09, 2018 02:27 PM (r9UYA)

524 This is really all part of the whole post-modernist madness.

"Can't believe dude just wrestled the mic away from a young woman."

"He did not! You did not see that!"

.....

"Uh, buddy I'm not really interested in you. Even though you are wearing a dress and a wig, you've got a penis."

"I do not have a penis! I have a six inch long dangly clitoris! I'm a woman!"

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 09, 2018 02:27 PM (Wm2eg)

525 pump and dump. be sure and roll tape for evidence reasons.
Posted by: x

If you have to roll tape for evidence purposes, it's past time to hire a hooker.

Posted by: rickb223 at November 09, 2018 02:27 PM (huES0)

526 I'm glad you described how your elementary school teachers tried to indoctrinate you. I think they got to you to some extent. You always seem to want to cave in to Democrat dishonesty and take the "high road".
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 09, 2018 02:25 PM (/qEW2)

Oh, I'm just saying from a legal / policy standpoint -- the courts will never allow it.

But sure, maybe some of my upbringing playing in to it as well.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:27 PM (GBteo)

527 Harry, you are lawyer... Don't be that guy.

Posted by: runner at November 09, 2018 02:27 PM (bUjCl)

528 Harry, see if she will make you a sandwich. If she says something about the patriarchy, run. If in five minutes you have a delicious hoagie, give that lass a first class ticket to Poundsville.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (VVzBm)

529 She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:20 PM

Get naked. Look in mirror. Examine testicles, then imagine yourself without them.

If it's a good look, go for it.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (URwyc)

530 The moose out front still says don't take dating or life advice from The Horde- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (wJ+c3)

531
In past political history, civil war or tyranny (or both) usually
occur at this stage. A few republics have been able to walk back from
the edge and some have split relatively peacefully as a result. Most
cases though end in tragedy and tears.

***

You know if Sulla had eliminated one more Marian...namely young Julius....they might have made it...at least for a while longer...

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (eSx+E)

532 She un-ironically uses the term "patriarchy" in conversation fairly regularly.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

Nope.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (SkuXa)

533 205 Rubio knows if they get away with this it will be his ass getting thrown out next time.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at November 09, 2018 01:44 PM (SkuXa)
--------------------------------
And not just the Senate. Any VP/POTUS hopes without his taking Florida are futile.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (Rxduq)

534 and was a womens studies major in college

What, as a woman, did she need to learn? Make sure she's always been a woman.

Posted by: t-bird at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (Ydn2k)

535 YOLO Harry!

Jump right in head first, then come back and report to us!

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (kD8Fh)

536 Harry,

No, just NO.

I'm of the female persuasion and this gal is trouble. I mean bad trouble not the good trouble.

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (uLQg1)

537 You know, "7" conveys a whole world of information, beyond mere objectification.

"7" specifically implies, "Attractive enough that I'm very into her just on sight, but not so attractive that I know I don't have a shot."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 02:26 PM (BRvh1)

Exactly.

I'd be happy to be described by a woman as a "7" for the reasons you describe.

A "10" is a girl that you say "no shot, but if I did hook up with her, s he'd never stick around, so time to move on..."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (GBteo)

538 413, are you still in higher ed then no. Risk is not worth it with Title IX.

If not, proceed at your own risk--major issue is whether her family is functional. Functional families tend to produce functional offspring. Disfunctional do not.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (ROzyM)

539 Nood ISIS

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (KUaJL)

540 I'm certain Harry can convert her if he uses his manly persuasion techniques, like knowing where the G spot is without guidance.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (kD8Fh)

541 413
So, some relationship advice before I get willowed here -- this younger
girl seems pretty in to me, we talk all the time. Shes like a 7 / 10.

I'm not really trying to date or anything here, but this situation is kind of falling in to my lap as it were.

One big red flag: She's a liberal and was a womens studies major in college.

She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

Don't immediately disqualify her because she is a liberal. Or a woman's college.

But make sure, before anything gets near serious, that she makes a damn fine sammich. If not, dump her ass like a hot potato.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (UsCnO)

542 Ed The Pillsbury DoughBoy got an upgraded name?

Doctored, my eyes have seen the years
And the slow parade of fears
without crying

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (Z4rgH)

543 Harry ... it'll be quicker and easier if you just age yourself five years and give her half your shit.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:30 PM (Pwo5S)

544 Nood btw

Posted by: steevy at November 09, 2018 02:30 PM (BXMxN)

545 If not, dump her ass like a hot potato.

***

Why does this always happen to ME?!?

Posted by: Brian Stelter at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (eSx+E)

546 528 Harry, see if she will make you a sandwich. If she says something about the patriarchy, run. If in five minutes you have a delicious hoagie, give that lass a first class ticket to Poundsville.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at November 09, 2018 02:28 PM (VVzBm)

Oh!

So this was another red flag -- she was over my house with a few friends at way too late o'clock, we'd all been drinking for way too many hours, and she goes to MY FRIDGE to get herself one of MY BEERS (no problem, they're communal beers) and I said "Hey, [x], would you mind grabbing me a beer when you're in there?" and she came out from the kitchen with no beer for me in her hand and said, "what? You thought because I was a woman, I should serve you?"

...Literally had to get up and get my own beer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (GBteo)

547 " 413 So, some relationship advice "

Unironic complaints about patriarchy are usually a pretty big red flag. I mean, I've personally seen pretty hardcore lefty activists make the trip to advocating for free helicopter rides, but I don't know how common it is.
The younger they are, the more likely they are to grow up, but if they're over 30, I'd say the odds plummet.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (eAshZ)

548 Harry you should only consent to date her once you have confirmed her vag is equipped with GPS to locate the spot. And make sure she knows this.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (kD8Fh)

549 534, What is the point of women's studies? It is marxian analysis of how females are oppressed by nature and men. In more extreme cases, how heterosexualism is evil because it perpetuates female oppression.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (ROzyM)

550 if a rating system is so important, how many guys really end up with "10s"?

What you need to understand is the 1-10 system is not fixed. It changes quite a bit depending on the situation. An in-person 10 might only be a 7 when you're looking at a bunch of Instagram fitness babes. A 10 in DC is probably only going to be a 5.5 in Texas or Georgia. A Boston 11 is a California 3.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (9qZ3S)

551 I'm certain Harry can convert her if he uses his manly persuasion techniques, like knowing where the G spot is without guidance.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (kD8Fh

Her Gall Bladder?

Posted by: Hairy Pair of Testes at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (A6Xv7)

552 Kale will put IRON in you stool. Maybe that's why she fell?

But wouldn't she have a broken coccyx instead, then?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 09, 2018 02:07 PM (HaL55)

she even leans to the left when she craps. sort of like the leaning tower of Pisa...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (8D42x)

553 I, for one, welcome our own version of Marcus Licinius Crassus.

Posted by: Archer at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (gmo/4)

554 543 Harry ... it'll be quicker and easier if you just age yourself five years and give her half your shit.
Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 09, 2018 02:30 PM (Pwo5S)

hahaha

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:32 PM (GBteo)

555 I'd be happy to be described by a woman as a "7" for the reasons you describe.

A "10" is a girl that you say "no shot, but if I did hook up with her, s he'd never stick around, so time to move on..."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:29 PM (GBteo)

Or, to put it another way, "You might have a shot at the 10, but you're probably going to need a shot after the 10 as well...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 09, 2018 02:32 PM (BRvh1)

556 Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at November 09, 2018 01:22 PM 2I4LM)

They also raise the possibility that the president of the United States violated federal campaign-finance laws.

Posted by: Cisco Kid at November 09, 2018 02:32 PM (Q4pU/)

557 can't believe i made a typo in my handle. sigh; muphry's law strikes again.

Posted by: Anachronda at November 09, 2018 02:32 PM (NmR1a)

558 546, Harry, run and see comment 549.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:32 PM (ROzyM)

559 Literally had to get up and get my own beer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (GBteo)

I literally would have taken her beer.

Posted by: Hairy Pair of Testes at November 09, 2018 02:32 PM (A6Xv7)

560 the rolling tape part is so it isn't called rape after the dump part

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (nFwvY)

561 he's dealing with wymyns studies major

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (nFwvY)

562 Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/

***

Did he get 20% of his campaign budget paid for by the Saudis?

Posted by: 18-1 at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (eSx+E)

563 But she is also wont to go in to random feminist rants -- but with a smile on her face.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: mpfs at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (uLQg1)

564 Unironic complaints about patriarchy are usually a pretty big red flag. I mean, I've personally seen pretty hardcore lefty activists make the trip to advocating for free helicopter rides, but I don't know how common it is.
The younger they are, the more likely they are to grow up, but if they're over 30, I'd say the odds plummet.
Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (eAshZ)

She's like 23 or 24. Third year law student.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (GBteo)

565 @354

I'm sure she's up and walking for certain values of up and walking.

She looks like she kept going by the souls of aborted babies and hate.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (qxq6t)

566 Charles' Johnson was ahead of his time. He started turbo-cucking and back-stabbing in '08.

The reason he was ahead of his time is that he was and is a fucking idiot, seeking to sell out but discovering that nobody was buying. He had no product.

The current crop of Anti-Trump
certainly demonstrate that it's just a living to them,
and that they'll say whatever they have to say, like a tiny yap dog jumping for snacks. They have patrons, at least for the time being. Charles only had web ads and calendar sales. But aside from that, in retrospect he was archetypical.

Douchebags who stand for nothing.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (Tugri)

567 549 534, What is the point of women's studies? It is marxian analysis of how females are oppressed by nature and men. In more extreme cases, how heterosexualism is evil because it perpetuates female oppression.
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (ROzyM)

Yeah, society is constructed to keep women down, blah blah blah. Trust me, I've heard it all.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (GBteo)

568 Oh!

So this was another red flag -- she was over my house with a few friends at way too late o'clock, we'd all been drinking for way too many hours, and she goes to MY FRIDGE to get herself one of MY BEERS (no problem, they're communal beers) and I said "Hey, [x], would you mind grabbing me a beer when you're in there?" and she came out from the kitchen with no beer for me in her hand and said, "what? You thought because I was a woman, I should serve you?"

...Literally had to get up and get my own beer.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:31 PM (GBteo)
-------

Run, don't walk, away. That's a huge red siren flashing.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

569 What you need to understand is the 1-10 system is not fixed. It changes quite a bit depending on the situation.

I get it. When you're wearing beer goggles, all women are 10s.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (kD8Fh)

570 A weak, 85 year old woman falls down in her home and breaks 3 ribs.

And reports claim she is up and walking around the next day.

My experience says bullshit. But then again I am only 54, maybe there is a new fountain of healing power the human body suddenly gets after one turns 80.

---------------------

2 hours of daily Kegels work the cooter and the ribs.

Posted by: RBG at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (WrMOC)

571 This is reminding me of one of my favorite guilty pleasure movies. She's Out of My League .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 09, 2018 02:35 PM (A6Xv7)

572 Run, don't walk, away. That's a huge red siren flashing.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

It's not, any woman can be persuaded. You just got to put the smooth on them.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:35 PM (kD8Fh)

573 anyways guys, thanks for the advice. I have to go grab some groceries ill be around later.

Oh, and there is a nood.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:36 PM (GBteo)

574 562 Federal prosecutors have gathered evidence of president's participation in transactions that violated campaign-finance laws/
________________________________________

Oh. Is Hillary president?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 02:36 PM (1beh4)

575 564,
Is there a massive student loan debt?

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:37 PM (ROzyM)

576 Harry seriously: she's just parroting her peer group. The most important thing to ANY woman is having a man, well any straight female anyway.

That is our weakness. You just need to spend time, observe, and then start addressing that weakness. You know how like in football the QB knows where the opposing team's D - line will fold quickly and throws the ball in that direction?

You can convert her, I know you can.

Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:37 PM (kD8Fh)

577 The reason he was ahead of his time is that he was and is a fucking idiot, seeking to sell out but discovering that nobody was buying. He had no product.
________________________________________

He's only trying to impress the newest crop of freshmen sluts.

That's where they are you know. In liberal chat rooms.

Sluts.

Freshmen sluts.

It's true.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 02:38 PM (1beh4)

578 There are too many candidates anyway. Who needs all those different
candidates? It's confusing to the consumer. All we need is one
government-approved candidate for each office.
=====

LOL (ruefully). Every time the 'consolidation' issue comes up supposedly attempting to get rid of 'redundant' or 'obsolete' taxing bodies -- because elected officials cost money (oddly enough not outside of Big Consolidated Districts of one type or another) -- I am jumping up and down yelling that those little districts are the only bulwark against 'bigger' and 'better' government.

I am losing that argument.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2018 02:38 PM (MIKMs)

579 >>Third year law student.

lol. good luck.

Posted by: x at November 09, 2018 02:38 PM (nFwvY)

580 " She's like 23 or 24. Third year law student.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:33 PM (GBteo) "
Hrmm. As long as she doesn't have funny colored hair it might be worth going for it, as long as you CYA.

Posted by: lurker (the other one) at November 09, 2018 02:38 PM (eAshZ)

581 I was so shocked when people started insisting that Sarah Huckabee Sanders was using a doctored video from Prison Planet.

I saw the incident on the live feed.

What nuttiness it is to say that it was doctored, when the camera was right there.

Posted by: Dianna at November 09, 2018 02:38 PM (DV/Ik)

582 RBG doesn't walk.

She levitates.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at November 09, 2018 02:39 PM (1beh4)

583 Ok, haven't left quite yet...

564,
Is there a massive student loan debt?
Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:37 PM (ROzyM)

Oh, for sure.

You can convert her, I know you can.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:37 PM (kD8Fh)

Eh, I'm not that in to this situation. I was more interested in a short term thing.

Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at November 09, 2018 02:40 PM (GBteo)

584 Oops. /sock

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:40 PM (GBteo)

585 572 Run, don't walk, away. That's a huge red siren flashing.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 02:34 PM (G0vdT)

It's not, any woman can be persuaded. You just got to put the smooth on them.
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:35 PM (kD8Fh)
--------

I see two issues with her.

First off, she was selfish and inconsiderate to not even ask anyone if they needed a beer when she got up to get a beer for herself.

Second, she pulled the "I'm not your woman servant" card.

Remember, in the dating phase, manners and kindness are at there peak level.

Posted by: WisRich at November 09, 2018 02:42 PM (G0vdT)

586 581,
It is not nuttiness. It is premediated and planned dishonesty. That is our media today.

If you watch the media in any of its forms, the dishonesty will eventually corrupt your perception of reality--think Clockwork Orange. The educational process comes in at a close second.

I have to deal with the media in my day to day life. If you take it in written form, it is much easier to spot the dishonesty and spin to glean the few worthy facts from it.

Posted by: whig at November 09, 2018 02:42 PM (ROzyM)

587
A weak, 85 year old woman falls down in her home and breaks 3 ribs.
=====

Home or office? Does the payout change depending on the venue? My recollection is that our instructions as kids were to suck it up and drag dad to the company car no matter what if he had some kind of health problem.

Posted by: mustbequantum at November 09, 2018 02:43 PM (MIKMs)

588 She's good hearted about it, but...

...Thoughts? Is this a "don't stick your dick in crazy" situation?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 09, 2018 02:13 PM (GBteo)

What's the big deal? Sure, politics is tough. It ain't beanbag. But WTF. She's a person and you either hit it off or you don't.

I went to school in Utah and met my wife - a Mormon - at a bar. Yes, a Jack Mormon. It's been the best 30 years of my life. And she's taught how to agree to disagree.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at November 09, 2018 02:43 PM (q1VoB)

589 Between now and the end of the year - sales - would be an excellent time for you without the four legged stool of freedom - a handgun, centerfire rifle, shotgun, and rimfire being the seat and 4 legs of the stool - to get this.

Arguments about action type, caliber, etc. are ballistic masturbation until you have a core battery, ammo, training.

Any gun will do if you will do.

Rule 1 is Have A Gun.

With training and experience you can fine tune later. If it's not too late.

Have A Gun. NOW.

Posted by: Some Dude at November 09, 2018 02:45 PM (3Im+A)

590
Nood ... ISIS cow tippers

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at November 09, 2018 02:45 PM (v1fwL)

591 But if a rating system is so important, how many guys really end up with "10s"?
Posted by: kallisto at November 09, 2018 02:22 PM (kD8Fh)
everyone leaving a bar at 2.15 am...

Posted by: SturmToddler at November 09, 2018 02:48 PM (8D42x)

592 If it were a 9 sure, but at a 7 its not worth the risk.

Disclaimer: fornication is a sin and requires repentance

Posted by: Someguy at November 09, 2018 02:48 PM (qt8Bt)

593 I'll kick some ISIS ass!!!
*pops amyle nitrate cap*

Posted by: RBG at November 09, 2018 02:57 PM (+6jVU)

594 Like concrete girl, I watched the press conference live. And I know what I saw. I know people that have a misdemeanor assault conviction on their record for LESS than what I saw Acosta do at that press conference.

As for Ed Morrissey, his allegiance is solely to Pope Francis. Any perceived affinity for the facts and data, or for conservative principles is purely incidental. He's the kind of obsequious suck-up that all of us have had to work alongside at our places of employment at one time or another. And after 40 years of being subjected to his kind of insufferable sanctimonious bullshit, I find that I have grown weary of it, and I now have a low theshold of tolerance for it. But take heart, 'rons and 'rettes, because Doctored Ed will never, ever be able to remove the stink of HotAir off of his resume. Perhaps that alone is punishment enough.

Posted by: CyberCipher at November 09, 2018 03:29 PM (p6WoB)

595 I was Accosted. The media has no standards. I wish Trump had banned most of them, especially the two chimps all alleging Trump's supporters are white nationalists. Just another Demorat chimp whistle to all their left wingnuts and chimps.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 09, 2018 06:44 PM (Pr11x)

596 One question for Mr. Sexton. Did it hurt much when they cut off your balls?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 09, 2018 06:46 PM (Pr11x)

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