Trump White House Revokes Jim Acosta's WH Pass, Denying Him Entry on to the Grounds






Hey remember when the media (and their friends the NeverTrumpers) shrieked for two weeks over Corey Lewandowski grabbing Michelle Fields' arm?

Think we're going to see the media and NeverTrumpers repeat that performance?

Or nah?

Think it's more likely they stand stooped-shoulder-to-stooped-shoulder to defend the Sacred Honor of Honorary True Conservative Jim Accoster?

Jake Tapper Defends His Tribe. Jake, The Man Who Makes Wives Out of "Conservative" "Men," has nobly defended his girl-abusing colleague because of course he did.

They're a street gang. The world's pussiest, cryingest, least manly street gang.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:20 PM




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1 Yay.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:20 PM (YOhRS)

2 Yes!

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (Ckg4U)

3 Finally!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (I16G8)

4
Acosta'd!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (/9p9e)

5 Still not tired of winning, but this is wonderful!!!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at November 07, 2018 08:21 PM (fYi9j)

6 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

{gasp}

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Posted by: bds at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (h2tdO)

7 Sorry, Accoster. White House is closed for repairs.

Posted by: Moose Out Front at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (5jVnA)

8
Acosta should be charged with battery, too.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (braYk)

9 Greatest President Evah!

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (tAj5d)

10 Ha ha!

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (BXMxN)

11 At this stage, I have a list of people who, if I ever meet them, will get my middle finger right in their face.

Jim Acosta is one of them.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (miE9U)

12 Willowed:

I hereby rule that Mr. Acosta's White House press credentials be immediately restored and that he be compensated $100,000,000 by Mr. Trump for loss of dignity.

Posted by: Judge Humuhumunukunukuapua at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (DTX3h)

13 Hit? 8pm hit?

Posted by: dIb at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (VJOLZ)

14
Jim Acosta is a Democrat Activist With A Press Pass.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (braYk)

15 I've just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit




They were going to hit him at 8pm? Oh let him back in for that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:23 PM (SiINZ)

16 This day is turning out much better than I could have predicted.

Posted by: Octopussy at November 07, 2018 08:23 PM (cJXkX)

17 Slap!

Acosta can spend more time buying fashionable socks. What a nancyboy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 08:23 PM (KP5rU)

18 My first thought on seeing this cocksucker's behavior was that his credentials should be revoked, but I didn't think Trump would actually do it.

Fantastic!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 08:23 PM (hjaPQ)

19 Jim Acosta is a Democrat Activist With A Press Pass.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (braYk)



The rest of the MFM: Yeah and...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (SiINZ)

20

Hit? 8pm hit?


SS Detail: "OK, you heard the man..."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (HaL55)

21 Jim Acosta

@Acosta

I've just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit


Bong hit?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (KEr/t)

22 Could not have happened to a better fake Clooney.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (iSh8b)

23 Drama Jimmy is being fully supported by the abusers of women at CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (ptqGC)

24
I was and still am somewhat down on our trajectory as a nation.

BUT... if this is our last real president, he is probably one of the best. The BEST!!!!!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (/9p9e)

25 Jim Acosta is was a Democrat Activist With A Press Pass.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (braYk)

Posted by: RINONC Chairman Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (n9EOP)

26
Send Jim Acosta to the Saudi embassy in Turkey, please.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (braYk)

27 Willowed from below

Accoster will consider himself a hero and the press will yammer about authoritarian tactics and lack of free speech, but in the press conference the others who wanted to ask questions were annoyed at Acosta going on and on as SHS was aware of..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (AllCR)

28 Trump should have just locked Acosta in a utility closet. They love that. They really do.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (KEr/t)

29 Seems like Trump is going on a war footing.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (cqNba)

30 I'd ask Accoster one very simple question. How many press conferences did Obama hold... where he wasn't given the questions that would be asked ahead of time?

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (WaxcS)

31

As long as Acosta is out, I think it's time I get his pass.

#GiveSeftonAcostasWHPAss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (/9p9e)

32

THEY SHOULD CHARGE ACOSTA'S BATTERY?

Posted by: AL SHARPTON at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (aKsyK)

33 If a woman ever looks at you like Jim Acosta looks at that dildo, marry her.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (iSh8b)

34 Chavez!

I'd have taken him out by the collar; Ear, if necessary.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (Ckg4U)

35 It's amazing how many people on Twitter see exactly what they want to see.

Many are saying Acosta never touched her, and are saying anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

Many are saying the intern assaulted Acosta, and his contact with her is incidental.

The rest are saying Acosta clearly chopped down with his left hand on her arm, while pulling the microphone toward his chest and angling his torso away from the young woman.

Obviously Acosta chopped down on her arm. Why else would her elbow have bent? Acosta pulls the microphone away at the same time she gripped it. If the intern's arm had not been chopped at, her arm would have STRAIGHTENED not bent.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (9qZ3S)

36 32

THEY SHOULD CHARGE ACOSTA'S BATTERY?
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (aKsyK)


He's a Greek homo, Al.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (/9p9e)

37 In a sane country Acosta would have been arrested for assault.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (KP5rU)

38 Really the streaming non-sequitur accusations take a toll on your nerves.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (YOhRS)

39 Bong hit?

Heroin or coke hit, maybe.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (3C9q2)

40 It doesn't mean anything until Acosta is in chains for battery.



And bump it up a notch for 'hate crime'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (1g7ch)

41 Acosta trying to call SHS' tweet a lie when it is on video for the world to see? Alrighty then. And they wonder why they have zero credibility.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (I16G8)

42 If Acosta is willing to assault a young woman in public, he's probably done it many times in private. Obviously we need a full police investigation into his past.

Posted by: Spade at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (LYoLc)

43 Remember when an occasional reporter would ask Obama a mildly tough question, and Barky would look down as if on high and say, "Remember. You're in MY house." They seemed to delight in being scolded by their dusky emperor.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (ptqGC)

44


Dear Diary,
You'll never guess what I said to that poopy-head Trump today! I really straightened him out but good, didn't I? I was awesome.

XXOO,Me

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (HaL55)

45 About time. Slow clap.

Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (uJY//)

46 We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...

Although we might grab her by the ears if she is doing a really good job

Posted by: Bill! at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (ykYG2)

47 Dear Diary, Today, Bad Orange Man kicked me out of his playhouse! Reeeeeeee!!!

Posted by: DinsdalePiranha at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (ncoPQ)

48


Hey, Acoster, you can file a lawsuit with 9th circus. Bwahahahaha !

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (bUjCl)

49 As long as Acosta is out, I think it's time I get his pass.

#GiveSeftonAcostasWHPAss!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (/9p9e)


Long overdue!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (n9EOP)

50 45 About time. Slow clap.
Posted by: Nuke it from orbit at November 07, 2018 08:26 PM (uJY//)


"Slow clap, you mean like gonnorhea?"

- - Broad who won't ever be prexy

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (/9p9e)

51 I am so offended.

Posted by: Jim Skankacosta at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (CcQHP)

52
The shits at Fake Fox News will be the first to stick up for acosta.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (braYk)

53 Seriously, this is the best not-great election ever. Resulting in the best not-hreat erection ever.

Posted by: Oedipus at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (zr4UB)

54 Good!!

Posted by: Aud at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (uBywd)

55 Shit status:


[ x ] Real[ ] Getting Real[ ] Not Real Yet

Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deranged Deplorable Dreg at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (dZe7J)

56 We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...



I am Cuban ! I am passionate !!

Posted by: Jim Acoster at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (bUjCl)

57 THEY SHOULD CHARGE ACOSTA'S BATTERY?
Posted by: AL SHARPTON at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (aKsyK)
---
Why is he like Jeb? Low energy?

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (YOhRS)

58 And invaders are not invaders!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (aKsyK)

59 29 Seems like Trump is going on a war footing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (cqNba)

One of the things that has been fascinating is: We have all lauded Trump for fighting- and he has. However, has he been that combative or has it just seemed like it in comparison to the 'Lay back and think of England' standards of our previous elected officials? I think it is the latter. Changing standards.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (iSh8b)

60 20

Hit? 8pm hit?


SS Detail: "OK, you heard the man..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (HaL55)


I heard it too!

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

61 It's not even really an issue for CNN, they just need to hire a new White House beat guy. Preferably one who doesn't accost the female interns.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (tAj5d)

62 Does Acosta really have the temperament that we seek in a Reporter?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (cqNba)

63 695 Acosta getting locked out is long overdue. He's a first-rate asshole and committed battery on that young lady this afternoon. He should be sucking dicks at the truck stop for $5 a throw.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 08:22 PM (NWiLs)

Scratch the truck stop and $5.
Replace with prison and one fag per blow.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (1g7ch)

64 As long as Acosta is out, I think it's time I get his pass.



#GiveSeftonAcostasWHPAss!





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (/9p9e)


Okay, but your first question has to be:

"Mr. President, after two years, what has enchanted you most about being in the White House?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (ptqGC)

65 >>>I've just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit

I could help you out, Princess.

Posted by: ace who can offer lots of "media hits" at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (PbpT7)

66
Wacky prediction: Shit Romney will have the vapors over this.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (braYk)

67 Were closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (7PllL)

68 Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit

At least he's admitting he's a professional hit man.

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (3C9q2)

69 make him stand outside the fence at 1600 for a coupla months... maybe until next June.

Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (AWiKl)

70 Trump should have just locked Acosta in a utility closet. They love that. They really do.

The toddlers' playpen (after clearing the kids out first, obviously). Acosta can find stuff to do with the big plastic alphabet, the rocking horsie, and that copy of My Pet Goat which the Bushes left there.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (ykYG2)

71

Jim "Shoe Thrower" Acosta

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (braYk)

72 As Jim Acosta turns to walk away, one of Tonya Harding's friends should've busted his knee with a baton.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (3iNII)

73 53
Seriously, this is the best not-great election ever. Resulting in the best not-hreat erection ever.

Posted by: Oedipus at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (zr4UB)

It was magnanimous of Trump to let them own the news cycle while they grieved their blue wave. Then it's back to Trump owning the news cycle.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (5jVnA)

74 >>>The shits at Fake Fox News will be the first to stick up for acosta.


Cuck Stirewalt already did the "pox on both houses, aren't I cheeky rogue" act we've all come to loathe so much.

Posted by: ace who can offer lots of at November 07, 2018 08:29 PM (PbpT7)

75 66
Wacky prediction: Shit Romney will have the vapors over this.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (braYk)


Bill Kristol weighs in in 5, 4, 3...

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (sdi6R)

76 Cuck Stirewalt is like the Shep Smith of fucking female producers who are not his wife.

Posted by: ace who can offer lots of at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (PbpT7)

77


Next thing PDT should do is yank NPC's WH press credentials for suppressing evidence in the Kavanaugh circus.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (HaL55)

78 So Acosta's fellow travelers at CNN (Tapper and Blitzkreig) defended their brave warrior today:

https://tinyurl.com/yctlgcfz

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (ptqGC)

79 Seriously, this is the best not-great election ever.

Posted by: Oedipus at November 07, 2018 08:27 PM (zr4UB)


I have to agree with that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (KEr/t)

80 Trump should also institute a policy that the seating arrangement for journalists in the briefing room will be on a rotational basis to ensure fair access for each reporter.

No more of CNN, Fox, MSNBC, and NY Times sitting up front like spoiled lordlings. Everyday seating rotates and they will sit at the back of the room every now and then.

Posted by: Nevyan at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (frrIo)

81

Is Cuck Stierwalt married to that Shlapp woman?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (braYk)

82 Clearly Trump was out of line and acting very unpresidential. He was hostile and belligerent and must be impeached for the good of the country and to restore civility to our national discourse.

Trump is out of control and clearly mental.

The White House Press Corps was just doing its job of keeping the people informed.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (hrcfq)

83 Looks like the lesson Trump took from the election is that he has to fight harder.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (+DkQm)

84 Whatever happened to the Perino/Stirewalt show?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (aKsyK)

85 We will be entertained. The Bad Orange Man has just begin to fight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (nDe2U)

86 Obviously Acosta chopped down on her arm.

If you look at the clip from Trump's left that included him and Acosta, he did. Right then Trump stepped from behind the lectern and looked like he was going after the little bitch and he gave up the mic and sat down.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (K22Va)

87 And the Press aide who was probably half Acosta's age looked pretty irritated -not as if nothing happened. He's such an obnoxious narcissist

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (AllCR)

88 Heh.

Hehhehhehhehheh.

That's what he gets for being a jerk.

Posted by: Emmie at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (4HMW8)

89 Hit? 8pm Hit? I got yer hit right here Jimmy...

Posted by: Donny Bats at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (ICWiF)

90
Cuck Stirewalt is like the Shep Smith of fucking female producers who are not his wife.

Posted by: ace who can offer lots of at November 07, 2018 08:30 PM (PbpT7)


Yeesh. What woman in her right mind would let that baby whale mount her?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (ptqGC)

91 there is an awesome pic of her smiling while POTUS takes him down at, @TheSpeaker2018.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (isRia)

92 This is not who we are.

Oh wait. Yes, it is exactly who we fucking are.

Nevermind, then.

Posted by: Tom Perez at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (hjaPQ)

93 If Acosta tries to get on the White House grounds,

Shoot.

Shoot to kill


- stuff that the lead agent of the White House Secret Service detail should have said.


Followed by:

BaHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (S6Pax)

94
"Mr. President, after two years, what has enchanted you most about being in the White House?"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:28 PM (ptqGC)


"Mr. President, are you a "moron?"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (/9p9e)

95 Mitt Romney's first bill introduced as a senator will be the "Free Jim Acosta Act".

Posted by: Mark1971 at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (xPl2J)

96 How about instead of the closet, form a rope corral for Acosta, with an Aid holding each corner of the rope.


When Hillary did it, the Press was all smiles.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (cqNba)

97 Trump sticks up for women and will not stand for their mistreatment.

Posted by: Emmie at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (4HMW8)

98 Acosta thinks every day that he's Dan Rather when Richard Nixon asked him if he was running for something.

He's gonna tattle to Daddy Zucker that mean Donny took away his magic decoder ring.

Posted by: mercenary13 at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (2XQ0T)

99 Wait a minute, you mean it's wrong for a guy to put his hands on a young woman trying to do her job as an intern?

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (zLDYs)

100 Let's just say Acosta's fate, - he brought upon himself!

Posted by: Dan Rather at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (Z9C5C)

101 As long as Acosta is out, I think it's time I get his pass.


#GiveSeftonAcostasWHPAss!


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (/9p9e)



Let's go to Sefton from Ace of Spades. Great blog by the way. Really great, beautiful, the best ever. What's your question...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)

102 A link at Liberty Daily says there are protesters outside Tucker's home .. antifa I guess ... no violence, no one opened the door.

Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (Cus5s)

103 83 Looks like the lesson Trump took from the election is that he has to fight harder.


Posted by: 18-1 at November 07, 2018 08:31 PM (+DkQm)


Anthony McAuliffe at Bastogne. And really, it's not even that bad at all.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (/9p9e)

104 Mommy, they kicked me out of recess because I wouldn't share the fire truck.

Posted by: Thatch at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (0fF4s)

105 Right then Trump stepped from behind the lectern and looked like he was going after the little bitch and he gave up the mic and sat down

"if you don't sit down and shut up right now, I am going to strangle you with the microphone cord" -- Adam Sandler, "The Wedding Singer"

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (ykYG2)

106 'stooped-shoulder-to-stooped-shoulder'

Excellent

Posted by: chinese rock at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (wJ/0D)

107
Ha!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if someone duct-taped a gun to Acosta's hand and pushed him into the Secret Service.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (braYk)

108 You call that battery? Let's consult with MNs new AG.

Posted by: Regular joe at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (7PllL)

109 I guess ... no violence, no one opened the door.
Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (Cus5s)
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Don't really have to.

Posted by: Joey Biden at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (YOhRS)

110 I'd have given just about anything if PDT had stepped down from the lectern and grabbed Acosta by the back of his coat and personally carried the kicking, squealing little bastard out of the press room.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (ptqGC)

111 Jim hasn't watched the video yet.

Posted by: Simplemind at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (ZuGkg)

112 Fuck you, Dan Rather!

Posted by: Brian Williams at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (Z9C5C)

113 >> "84
Whatever happened to the Perino/Stirewalt show"

How is that a show?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (JXEtC)

114 I can't even imagine how bad the shrieking and wailing over at CNN. Poor Sassy Jim.

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (YezGB)

115 WWTSD=What would the Saudis do?

Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (FUJZT)

116 Begun

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (nDe2U)

117 Let's see , fires Sessions, Rosenstein, revokes Acosta's pass...not a bad start.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (bUjCl)

118 Now they just need to plant a weapon on him the next time he comes near the WH and that should solve that problem.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (o3AYq)

119 Intern? I'd hit that.

Posted by: Regular joe channeling Keith Ellison at November 07, 2018 08:34 PM (7PllL)

120

Rodenstein got the axe, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (braYk)

121 OK, fine, Acosta got kicked out and his pass yanked...

now why are the rest of those fucks still allowed in there?

Seriously. Abolish the "Press Corps". It serves no purpose. Have a daily press release that everyone can read, and a staff of people in the West Wing who can be contacted for further details, on the record.

Sitting in the room like a bunch of fucking kindergarteners with a "talking-stick" microphone is worse than a waste of time. Especially when half of them have no interest in eliciting real information but are simply there to be agents of a single political party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (BRvh1)

122 "Mr. President, are you a "Moron?"

Corrected per AoSHQ style book

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (cqNba)

123 Acosta = 3 liters of biofuels

Posted by: Adolf at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (2LVym)

124 101
Let's go to Sefton from Ace of Spades. Great blog by the way. Really great, beautiful, the best ever. What's your question...
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (SiINZ)


You just know that that is exactly how he would say it!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (/9p9e)

125 Whatever happened to the Perino/Stirewalt show"
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It aired and people saw it, is my guess.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (YOhRS)

126 Asking the president a question on TV is a privilege, not a right. His questions were all over the map, and he kept asking them even after it was made clear that others should have the opportunity to do so.

I'd have had secret service hustle him out the door and toss him down the steps. Revoke his press pass, and put CNN on probation - zero access for a month till they shape up.

They can cry if they want, but they need to shape up a bit. less drama.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (ABH6n)

127 A link at Liberty Daily says there are protesters
outside Tucker's home .. antifa I guess ... no violence, no one opened
the door.


Posted by: illiniwek at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (Cus5s)


In the video those goons sound pretty damned threatening.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

128 I thought Rosenstein was a gone ? Am I wrong ??

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (bUjCl)

129 No, of course that didn't make my peeny a little hard. What are you, some kinda pervert?

Posted by: Ben Sasse at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (hjaPQ)

130 Right now I'm a little more concerned with antifa being at Tucker's house and him not mentioning it on tv. I hope his family is not home. This is disgusting.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (EVJ0V)

131 107
Ha!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if someone duct-taped a gun to Acosta's hand and pushed him into the Secret Service.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (braYk)

Don't forget to actually yell "GUN!" when you do it....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (BRvh1)

132 Yeah! I hope that his credentials have been suspended on the basis of being a rude, obnoxious jerk, not on the mic incident. I heard all the wailing about the incident and folks saying how they'd have kicked his a$$ if he did that to their daughter and then I watched it 4 times.

Unless there was more than I saw, it just looked like a five year old trying to keep a three year old from grabbing their lollipop. I'm saving my outrage for when someone really gets pushed or shoved.


Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (RfzVr)

133
It's amazing what a good headline and two glasses of Malbec will do to lift the spirits.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (/9p9e)

134 It begins.

Posted by: The Guy Who Says It's Always Beginning When the Regular It's Beginning Guy Isn't Available at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (PbpT7)

135 Wow, first Sessions, now Acosta.

Maybe this really *is* the day Trump settles all family business.

Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (2PXwn)

136 The world's pussiest, cryingest, least manly street gang


Heh heh heh...Athe thaid puthhy!

...Mike Tython...

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (8ikIW)

137 128 I thought Rosenstein was a gone ? Am I wrong ??
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (bUjCl)

not fired, just not in charge of overseeing anything Sessions recused himself from...

which was literally everything, apparently.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (BRvh1)

138 IsTucker's show live?

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (BXMxN)

139 One of these days they're gonna show up at the wrong house and a bunch of pussy college kids are gonna get holes in them.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (EVJ0V)

140 Damn fools are going to play right into Trump's hands.

"Trump v. Press" is a battle that many folks might normally decide to side with the press on. But if "Press" = "Acosta" then many folks are going to look at that preening jackass, and at worst simply call it a wash and disregard. And the MSM will allow it to happen.

Posted by: Lee (in KY) at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (5SbDI)

141 Dear Diary,

Orange man banned me.

https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/
1060336267483848705

Posted by: andycanuck at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Evws/)

142 Can ya...work a shovel, Jimbo?

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Z1eux)

143 It's supposed to be live.

Posted by: Jaimo at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (EVJ0V)

144 Gosh, what wonderful news.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (UsCnO)

145 Sessions and Acosta is a damn good start. Don't stop now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

146 So Mitt Romney is now a Junior Senator? Allrighty Then...Somehow it is not a stretch to imagine Mittens approaching the oval orifice doing his cowardly lion impersonation..

Posted by: Vin the chin and the Bathrobe Wanderers (available for parties) at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (ICWiF)

147 I've just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit ...

... piece?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (xSo9G)

148 Post-Midterms: Trump Unchained!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (YezGB)

149 Rodenstein got the axe, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (braYk)

Trump moved his desk tot he basement.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (5jVnA)

150 Avenge me, Don Lemon!

Posted by: Jimmy Accoster at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

151 not fired, just not in charge of overseeing anything Sessions recused himself from...

which was literally everything, apparently.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (BRvh1)


Promoted him downstairs to Storage B?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (mS+Df)

152 140 Damn fools are going to play right into Trump's hands.

"Trump v. Press" is a battle that many folks might normally decide to side with the press on. But if "Press" = "Acosta" then many folks are going to look at that preening jackass, and at worst simply call it a wash and disregard. And the MSM will allow it to happen.
Posted by: Lee (in KY) at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (5SbDI)


And he called the not-April-Ryan schvee a racist.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (/9p9e)

153 Unless there was more than I saw, it just looked like a five year old trying to keep a three year old from grabbing their lollipop. I'm saving my outrage for when someone really gets pushed or shoved.


Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (RfzVr)


That's what I've read. He didn't put his hands on her, but was playing keepaway with the mike and also disrespecting the Prez and girl. I think the Left calls this bullying.

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (sLvAU)

154 145 Sessions and Acosta is a damn good start. Don't stop now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (KP5rU)

I don't want to go on the cart!

Posted by: RBG at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (iSh8b)

155 Wow! I am at work and just saw this now.
Finally. Long overdue. That bastard Acosta.

Posted by: Florida@ Nelsonsrecount.org at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (+L2oD)

156 I suggested that Trump put Acosta in the White House dungeon.

Weak!

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (/8RAd)

157 It's amazing what a good headline and two glasses of Malbec will do to lift the spirits.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (/9p9e)


Soft colors, serene tones...all is well...

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (bUjCl)

158 Unless there was more than I saw, it just looked like a five year old trying to keep a three year old from grabbing their lollipop. I'm saving my outrage for when someone really gets pushed or shoved.


Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (RfzVr)

You're right, of course, but I still maintain the principle of "Their Rules".

Lewandowski broke Michelle Fields' arm off at the clavicle while calling her a dyke?

OK then. Acosta did the same to this staffer.

Their Rules.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (BRvh1)

159 This is how I envision this event:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtO3JqZwASA

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (Z4rgH)

160 149 Rodenstein got the axe, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (braYk)

Trump moved his desk tot he basement.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (5jVnA)


... of a quonset hut on the Ross Ice Shelf...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (/9p9e)

161 >>> >> "84
Whatever happened to the Perino/Stirewalt show"

How is that a show?

...

I think Dana Perino is nice but... so she's already as apolitical as you can be in this business, and she hitches her wagon to a guy who is 90% liberal and plays the game of always being So Above all political maneuverings in order to avoid taking sides with the Republicans.

So... it's basically one liberal Republican and a liberal who I'm not even sure is registered as a nominal Republican.

Posted by: The Guy Who Says It's Always Beginning When the Regular It's Beginning Guy Isn't Available at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (PbpT7)

162 142 Can ya...work a shovel, Jimbo?
Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Z1eux)


Those canals ain't gonna dig themselves.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (sdi6R)

163 Rodenstein got the axe, too?
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (braYk)

Just castrated.
Smoothie is his new nic.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (1g7ch)

164 156 I suggested that Trump put Acosta in the White House dungeon.

Weak!
Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (/8RAd)

Give him a ride on Air Force One.


Not "in". "On".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (BRvh1)

165 Preening sassy pants. Fuck Jim Acosta non-literally

Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (YezGB)

166 can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

167 No word on whether they told him to go get his shine box, though

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (39g3+)

168 You know, Trump has always said that his kids turned out so wonderful because of their mothers. I think Trump is a bit too patient with bad behavior.
I have heard Ivana talk about discipline with the kids, they didn't get their way or get to be spoiled little rich kids. All of them had to work at chores, etc. for an allowance.

I think tomorrow's press briefing should include Ivana Trump. I think an Eastern European mother who was a skiing champion, who lived in the public eye for years and had to deal with good and bad press should easily get that press room straightened out.

Posted by: Jen the original at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (TqRHR)

169 Unless there was more than I saw, it just looked
like a five year old trying to keep a three year old from grabbing their
lollipop. I'm saving my outrage for when someone really gets pushed or
shoved.



Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (RfzVr)

You clearly need to stock up on outrage. I'll let you borrow some of mine.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (5jVnA)

170

btw,


First!

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (braYk)

171 29 Seems like Trump is going on a war footing.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (cqNba)


If Trump goes to all out war with the press, the deep state and the democrats , those ignorant pussies will wind up praying to a God they don't believe in for mercy. Because they will understand that maybe maybe God will show them mercy but Trump wont.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (myjNJ)

172 The media hates Trump because he loves Americans.

Posted by: Emmie at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (4HMW8)

173 It is all about disrespecting the President. The 'he is not my president' toddler tantrum.

Posted by: Florida@ Nelsonsrecount.org at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (+L2oD)

174 137 128 I thought Rosenstein was a gone ? Am I wrong ??
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (bUjCl)

not fired, just not in charge of overseeing anything Sessions recused himself from...

which was literally everything, apparently.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (BR



Well not civil asset forfeiture and weed. Oh and he was just great on going after MS-13 and pedos. Because that's apparently a difficult job that no other potential AG would do so he must receive heavy credit for doing that.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (WaxcS)

175 You clearly need to stock up on outrage. I'll let you borrow some of mine.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (5jVnA)


Where is Mikey NTH in these trying times?

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (mS+Df)

176 all right, I am assuming the West Virginians said "Shoot, do your worst."

Chris Stirewalt is a from a podunk town in West Virginia and thinks he's a genius because he was the smartest alec in his podunk West Virginia town.

So... Who wants to be the one to tell him the awful truth?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (PbpT7)

177 131 107
Ha!

Wouldn't it be hilarious if someone duct-taped a gun to Acosta's hand and pushed him into the Secret Service.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:33 PM (braYk)

Don't forget to actually yell "GUN!" when you do it....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (BRvh1)


Use a poptart.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (1g7ch)

178
can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (PbpT7)


Not the old "I was at a Walmart and could literally smell the Trump supporters" I hope.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (ptqGC)

179 Why didn't Trump allow Sessions to resign gracefully. It's how it is usually done. Did Sessions refuse to resign, I wonder. Whole thing is weird.

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (sLvAU)

180 Can ya...work a shovel, Jimbo?

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (Z1eux)



To the back of his head

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (SiINZ)

181 OT kitteh
twitter.com/FluffSociety/status/1060275705831931907

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (ykYG2)

182 172. Right on.

Posted by: Florida@ Nelsonsrecount.org at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (+L2oD)

183 Taunt him with a fresh pass thru the WH fence.

Posted by: DaveA at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (FhXTo)

184 Street gang name- the Prissy Prancers.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (87EdW)

185 Promoted him downstairs to Storage B?

Did he get to keep his stapler?


Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (8ikIW)

186 "Trump v. Press" is a battle that many folks might normally decide to side with the press on.


I disagree. The only people who like the press are the press. Everyone else hates them.

Fighting the press requires skill, but if you are deft at it, America will love you.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (vJCwr)

187 can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (PbpT7)


The tooth one?

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (sLvAU)

188 They're a street gang. The world's pussiest, cryingest, least manly street gang.

The correct term is 'boulevard gang."

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (T71PA)

189 I was willowed in the science nerd thread.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (yQpMk)

190 'All of them had to work at chores, etc. for an allowance. '

That really is great but I have to wonder what kind of chores and what kind of allowance?

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (UdKB7)

191 Did he get to keep his stapler?
Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (8ikIW)


Last time he did not receive a piece of cake.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (mS+Df)

192 Warriors..... Come out and plaaaaaaaayyyyyyeeeeeeeaaay!

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (v2mqW)

193
not fired, just not in charge of overseeing anything Sessions recused himself from...

which was literally everything, apparently.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:37 PM (BR


Well not civil asset forfeiture and weed. Oh and he was just great on going after MS-13 and pedos. Because that's apparently a difficult job that no other potential AG would do so he must receive heavy credit for doing that.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (WaxcS)

I guess he can leave the firing to his new acting AG. HAHAHAHA !

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (bUjCl)

194 I've just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit

Starbucks is hiring, if you can make it thru training.

Posted by: t-bird at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (Z1eux)

195 The thing I don't get is that Acosta was being a selfish arrogant prick by asking more questions when the rules say one question each, which means other reporters get less time and chance to ask something. The other reporters should be upset with him, not ALL OUTRAGED at how the president's aide tried to take the mic away

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (39g3+)

196
You know, I was down since the election but now I'm actually kind of up.

And the Left, even after taking the House, are in tears.

Life is sometimes good. Yay.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (/9p9e)

197 Time for Acosta to suck-start a Glock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (KHhgg)

198 all right, I am assuming the West Virginians said "Shoot, do your worst."



Chris Stirewalt is a from a podunk town in West Virginia and thinks
he's a genius because he was the smartest alec in his podunk West
Virginia town.



So... Who wants to be the one to tell him the awful truth?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (PbpT7)


He looks like he was quite the ladies man back then.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (ptqGC)

199 I don't want to see Jim waterboarded or anything so "extreme." But can somebody at least take one for the team and break his arm?

Posted by: Fritz at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (Z9C5C)

200 I'm kinda hating West Virginia's " " " " intellectual " " " " exports.

Matt Lewis, Amanda Carpenter, Chris Stirewalt... they all seem to have a chip on their shoulder about being from West Virginia, and to show they're not *really* West Virginian, they relentlessly pursue the validation of their swell leftist friends.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (PbpT7)

201 Let's no go overboard - he didn't commit battery on the woman, he was just a first rate ass hat. I have no doubt she would have kicked his ass, even in that dress.

Grabbing and keeping the mic will get you tossed from any press conference on the planet, and your press pass revoked. That is just how these things work. And Trump can be a complete jackass toward you. You have to deal with it. Take it, and say thank you, and pass the mic.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (ABH6n)

202 149 Rodenstein got the axe, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at November 07, 2018 08:35 PM (braYk)

Trump moved his desk tot he basement.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:38 PM (5jVnA)


Do it Japanese style: keep putting smaller and smaller wattage bulbs in his basement office.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (IMdOQ)

203 Assaulted intern cute.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion NPC at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (8iiMU)

204 can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?



Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (PbpT7)

With or without sister humpin'?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (5jVnA)

205 can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?


If a West Virginian couple divorce, are they still legally cousins?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)

206 132 Yeah! I hope that his credentials have been suspended on the basis of being a rude, obnoxious jerk, not on the mic incident. I heard all the wailing about the incident and folks saying how they'd have kicked his a$$ if he did that to their daughter and then I watched it 4 times.

Unless there was more than I saw, it just looked like a five year old trying to keep a three year old from grabbing their lollipop. I'm saving my outrage for when someone really gets pushed or shoved.


Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (RfzVr)



The mic incident is part of him being a rude obnoxious jerk.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (WaxcS)

207 I wonder if the press corps boycotts the briefings in solidarity?I kind of hope they do.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (BXMxN)

208 I'm envisioning Richie Rich having to clean out the vault or wash the Bentley or something.

Posted by: freaked at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

209 as my Boston punk best friend once said, "I don't like people who change their accents to 'fit in' with their new town. It shows weakness."

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

210 179. Who cares. Good riddance. We need a pitbull in that position.

Posted by: Florida@ Nelsonsrecount.org at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (+L2oD)

211 Fighting the press requires skill, but if you are deft at it, America will love you.
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at November 07, 2018 08:42 PM (vJCwr)

Have to be a bit delicate....

Trump has to fight the lazy, slovenly perception that CNN is The Press.

Because for LIVs who only ever watch the news involuntarily, and in public places, CNN *IS* The Press.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (BRvh1)

212 200 I'm kinda hating West Virginia's " " " " intellectual " " " " exports.

Matt Lewis, Amanda Carpenter, Chris Stirewalt... they all seem to have a chip on their shoulder about being from West Virginia, and to show they're not *really* West Virginian, they relentlessly pursue the validation of their swell leftist friends.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (PbpT7)



Isn't it telling that the Fallout that is based in West Virginia is potentially going to bomb.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (WaxcS)

213 205 can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?


If a West Virginian couple divorce, are they still legally cousins?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (yQpMk)


"Go fuck yourself!"

- - Franklin and Eleanor

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (/9p9e)

214 >>> Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM

Oh gosh, you are right! Their rules! They are heinous barbarians. They hate women. I'll get the hang of this eventually. Thank you.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (RfzVr)

215 166 can I make a joke about West Virginia, among friends, with no West Virginians taking offense? Promise?
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:40 PM (PbpT7)


Cuzin humpin has been out for almost a generation, so that is fair game now.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (1g7ch)

216 >>>If a West Virginian couple divorce, are they still legally cousins?


that's a good trick question

repeat it slower for the Georgians

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

217 Chris Stirewalt is a from a podunk town in West Virginia and thinks he's a genius because he was the smartest alec in his podunk West Virginia town.

And had the most teeth?

(Sorry, apologies to West Virginians, couldn't resist the joke.)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (IMdOQ)

218 Southside sodomites?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (87EdW)

219 Not a problem. Just have Jim Acoster...sorry Acosta meet up with Alec Baldwin. Jim can ask his questions and Alec can answer as President Trump. Then they can air it on CNN and pretend. That's pretty much what they do anyway.

Posted by: JB1000 at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (WxYoh)

220 Credit to the young intern. She could have just done nothing. What she did do took some serious balls.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (hjaPQ)

221 Trouser troutmen

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (87EdW)

222
Gen Kelly: Mr Pesident, the press will be talking about the dems taking the house all day.

DJT: Hold my Diet Coke.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (gC2IV)

223 218 Southside sodomites?
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (87EdW)


And the Ass-Pirate Jukes?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (/9p9e)

224 Give him a ride on Air Force Marine One.


*Suggested change in mode of travel.

( And landing)

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (cqNba)

225 There will be no Acosta the interns while Trump is President!

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (v2mqW)

226
as my Boston punk best friend once said, "I don't like people who change
their accents to 'fit in' with their new town. It shows weakness."





Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PbpT7)



In the thumb's defense, it doesn't look like he's out to impress anyone by hitting the gym or getting his teefs fixed.




Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (ptqGC)

227 with acosta gone, where will i get my "news?" orangeman bad.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (KP5rU)

228 The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)

229 repeat it slower for the Georgians
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PbpT7)


Repeat it in Spanish for Californians. Doing so slowly wouldn't be amiss, either, as our educational results suggest.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (IMdOQ)

230 Cousin humping is out?Still good for handjobs though,right?

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (BXMxN)

231 It's apparent that the last two years were merely a warm up and shit is going to get froggy.

Pro Tip: Collect as many palm sized smooth stones as you can.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (qxq6t)

232 The mic incident is part of him being a rude obnoxious jerk.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (WaxcS)

I do love how it makes him look even more like a bratty child. And the shocked, "Oh my gosh, did that really just happen?" look on the staffer is absolute perfection itself.

If just that video clip goes viral, CNN and Acosta's perception are toast I think.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (BRvh1)

233 >>>In the thumb's defense, it doesn't look like he's out to impress anyone by hitting the gym or getting his teefs fixed.

"Eating your feelings' isn't exactly a manly quality either though, tbh.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (PbpT7)

234 It's A Wonderful Ulna: Starring Michelle Fields

...coming in December on Lifetime.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (ismre)

235 That's what I've read. He didn't put his hands on her, but was playing keepaway with the mike and also disrespecting the Prez and girl. I think the Left calls this bullying.

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:39 PM (sLvAU)
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No, he brought his wrist down on into the crook of her elbow and forced her arm down, when she was just trying to do her job.

It's a woman at the mercy of a stubborn male, but as an aide of Trump, she's an unperson to the left.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (YOhRS)

236 Tribalism is weird. Do people really give a shit from what part of the US you are from?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (iSh8b)

237 Jim Accosta.

Posted by: Just the punchline at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (5jVnA)

238 The pillow-biting bunch?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (87EdW)

239 shouldn't acosta be investigated for abusing women? has he sexually assaulted women in the past? rape?

maybe all white house press corps reporters should have a background check on prior sex abuse before being accredited.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:47 PM (Pg+x7)

240 If it was invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk)

241 220 Credit to the young intern. She could have just done nothing. What she did do took some serious balls.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (hjaPQ)


Speaking of balls, she should've grabbed Acosta's (making a presumption here).

"You let go of the microphone, I let go of your nads. Got it?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:47 PM (IMdOQ)

242 a LOOOOONG time ago I was visiting some town where conservative reporters were at for some reason and I saw Fat Chris Stirewalt at a table alone getting dinner.

I thought, "Oh, Chris Stirewalt from Fox News, I should ask him over to eat with us so he's not alone."

And then I thought: "Naahhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:47 PM (PbpT7)

243 Golly jeepers but that young lady is lucky I didn't press the button on my ultrasonic signal watch and call for Jake Tapper right then and there!

Posted by: Jimmy "Olsen" Acosta at November 07, 2018 08:47 PM (vJCwr)

244 238 The pillow-biting bunch?
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (87EdW)


Ugh, here comes Mike Lindell with a promo...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (/9p9e)

245 The hole in the (stall) wall gang?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (87EdW)

246 224 Give him a ride on Air Force Marine One.


*Suggested change in mode of travel.

( And landing)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (cqNba)

uhhhh.... are you suggesting a "Helicopter Ride", but more in the carousel sense?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (BRvh1)

247



The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.



"And how do we know this?" you might ask yourself?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (HaL55)

248 I finally watched the video. I swear Trump really wanted to punch Acosta in the face. It would be well deserved.

Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (1uG1d)

249 (Cue the dueling banjo music)

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (BXMxN)

250 234
It's A Wonderful Ulna: Starring Michelle Fields



...coming in December on Lifetime.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (ismre)

Meh. She lacked substance in A Call to Arms

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (5jVnA)

251 Trump is a stud. Follow him into any battle

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (l5hQl)

252 Repeat it in Spanish for Californians. Doing so slowly wouldn't be amiss, either, as our educational results suggest.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (IMdOQ)


Eh, jefe, que paso?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (T71PA)

253 that's a good trick question



repeat it slower for the Georgians

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PbpT7)


That's terribly racist of you. By the way, you've inspired me to include you in my latest um, novel. Do you like pirate movies?

Posted by: Governor Wanna Be Stacey Abrams at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (ptqGC)

254 238 The pillow-biting bunch?
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (87EdW)


"It's the story,
of a SCOTUS Justice,
who was smothered by a goose down comforter..."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (/9p9e)

255 Acosta get's ticket number one on Pinochet Airlines.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (qxq6t)

256 >>.236 Tribalism is weird. Do people really give a shit from what part of the US you are from?

i imagine it's less to your face and more of an unstated reservation or vague feeling of superiority for no particularly good reason.

Human beings are narcissistic and are endlessly inventive when it comes to conjuring stupid reasons to prove to themselves they're "better" than some random stranger.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (PbpT7)

257 The Taser, The Taser!

Posted by: Beavis at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (FhXTo)

258 It is not sad that Acosta boils in his own tears, because no one wants the meat.Well maybe the neighbors hogs.

Posted by: colfax mingo at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (tCvhJ)

259 179 Why didn't Trump allow Sessions to resign gracefully. It's how it is usually done. Did Sessions refuse to resign, I wonder. Whole thing is weird.
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (sLvAU)

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Nothing graceful about the Mueller investigation. That's Sessions' fault.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (/8RAd)

260 >>>
That's terribly racist of you. By the way, you've inspired me to include you in my latest um, novel. Do you like pirate movies?

sure but only if they include butt stuff and I don't mean the butt of a canon

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (PbpT7)

261 "Butch" Accosity and the Interpretive Dance Kid?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (87EdW)

262 Acosta popping Xanax with whiskey tonight

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (l5hQl)

263 cannon

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (PbpT7)

264 Couldn't happen to a more deserving guy.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (U5tDi)

265 258 It is not sad that Acosta boils in his own tears, because no one wants the meat.Well maybe the neighbors hogs.
Posted by: colfax mingo at November 07, 2018 08:49 PM (tCvhJ)


Jim Acosta's rotting purulent corpse would be rejected by BrickTop's pigs.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (/9p9e)

266 I like Acosta's response "this is a lie".

Um. I saw the tape, hero. You don't look like someone not being a prime asshole. Did you actually put your hand on her? well, technically, one hand was clutching the mic, pathetically, and the other, and your turned body was trying to check her.

What an ass hat.

Posted by: Dean wormer at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (ABH6n)

267
The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.


"And how do we know this?" you might ask yourself?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (HaL

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Because the toothbrush went on to beat the shit out of Louisiana?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (gC2IV)

268 The mic incident is part of him being a rude obnoxious jerk.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:43 PM (WaxcS)

In short, being himself.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (Wd55D)

269 I'm old enough to remember when Jim Accoster was just as tough on Obama as he is on Trump.

Good time, good times ...

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (WqPYg)

270 *Knocks on door*

Posted by: Those "Interesting Times" you though never happened in America at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (aqpW6)

271 99 Wait a minute, you mean it's wrong for a guy to put his hands on a young woman trying to do her job as an intern?
Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 08:32 PM (zLDYs)


You bet your sweet bippy it's wrong!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at November 07, 2018 08:50 PM (uDcBt)

272 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

It's just something we do

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

273 255. Pinochet? ROFL!!!!!

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (l5hQl)

274 I think I told y'all that we discovered some years after we were married that Mrs928 and I are distant cousins. Her people being from Georgia, and mine from across the line in SC. We went to a reunion of her mother's people and someone started putting up some genealogy charts up with an overhead projector. I was idling looking at the branches and went 'Whoa' as some of those names started looking real familiar.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (yQpMk)

275 Many are saying Acosta never touched her, and are saying anyone who claims otherwise is lying.

There is your dead giveaway that they are gas lighting you.

Do you believe me or your lying eyes?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (lD3vL)

276


Now the press has started a war on womyn after this, right? That's how this works now, doesn't it? Shouldn't there be a twitterstorm of people demanding Accostor be fired, hung, drawn, quartered and rendered into soap?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (HaL55)

277 He didn't even address the issue and went on a rant about OrangeManBad

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (QBoRM)

278 >>>The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.


yeah but it was an External Toothbrush for cleaning lost teeth kept in a mason jar.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

279 236 Tribalism is weird. Do people really give a shit from what part of the US you are from?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (iSh8b)



That sounds like something someone, from wherever it is you're from would say. And we don't take kindly to that wherever it is I'm from.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (WaxcS)

280 Wow, first Sessions, now Acosta.

Maybe this really *is* the day Trump settles all family business.
Posted by: T at November 07, 2018 08:36 PM (2PXwn)

Did he really fire Sessions? I was in the shop all afternoon...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (KHhgg)

281 Mr. President, with hunting season right around the corner, are you concerned your wall might cause a shortage of hobos ?

Posted by: JJ Sefton AoS White House Correspondent at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (IeDO8)

282 Did ace tell his joke yet? I missed it somehow.

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (sLvAU)

283 179 Why didn't Trump allow Sessions to resign gracefully. It's how it is usually done. Did Sessions refuse to resign, I wonder. Whole thing is weird.
Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (sLvAU)


Sometimes you've got to make a point, and you do that by making an example of someone. I would infer that Sessions refused to do The Donald's bidding. The next AG will be all too aware of what happens to those who do that, without a word being spoken.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (Wd55D)

284 I finally watched the video. I swear Trump really wanted to punch Acosta in the face. It would be well deserved.
Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (1uG1d)


Same - couldn't watch when it was first posted and just remembered it. I was expecting PDT to signal to some guys in bulky suits to come take Sassy Jim for walksies outside with his wrist between his shoulder blades until he's ready to sit at the grown-ups table.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (mS+Df)

285 Well my Daddy's people are from SC. My mother is pure blood West Texas Prussian.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (yQpMk)

286 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

It's just something we do
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (PbpT7)


That's just not who we are. We're better than that.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (T71PA)

287 272 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

It's just something we do
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (PbpT7)



I really hope your reason isn't shelf installation.

Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (WaxcS)

288 How about an apology? That's what a "normal" person would do in this situation. But narcissism.....

Posted by: pawn at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (RQgLd)

289 that's a good trick question

repeat it slower for the Georgians
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:44 PM (PbpT7)

----------------

Write it in big letters in crayon for those in Mississipi.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (I16G8)

290 Not me ace, cause I'm just better than the rest of you that way. Cue Amish Paradise.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (87EdW)

291 Did he really fire Sessions? I was in the shop all afternoon...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (KHhgg)


Yes. Sessions submitted his letter of resignation, "at the request of the President."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (Wd55D)

292 @259
Yep, rumor is that Mueller is contemplating indicting Don Jr over the Trump Tower meeting so you know Trump knows what's coming and is taking counter measures.

Rosenstein is next.

I bet the acting AG is right now as we speak setting up meetings with Mueller to see what the status of the investigation is and is going to tell him in no uncertain terms to wrap it up and don't even think about indicting Don Jr. or their will be hell to pay.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (qxq6t)

293 If it was invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:47 PM (yQpMk)




ahahahahahahaha

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (SiINZ)

294 I have an additional theory:

If there's someone you can't come up with an obvious reason to explain why you are Better than they are, you will default to the easy-peasy vague categories of "What an asshole, rubs me the wrong way" or "What a stuck-up little bitch"

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (PbpT7)

295 279 236 Tribalism is weird. Do people really give a shit from what part of the US you are from?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:46 PM (iSh8b)


That sounds like something someone, from wherever it is you're from would say. And we don't take kindly to that wherever it is I'm from.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (WaxcS)


Manhattanites referred (and maybe still do?) refer to people from the boroughs and burbs as "the bridge and tunnel crowd." Or, fucking scum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (/9p9e)

296 So if acosta is no longer gonna be at the wh what will cnn do with him

Posted by: Inquiring minds at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (nzKWW)

297 It's not a lie Mr. Acosta.

We've SEEN the video. You pushed her hand away and/or blocked her hand from taking the mike which you had tucked into your armpit to keep her from reaching it.

Maybe you thought she touched you first.

Either way we see what we see and you committed assault and frankly should be barred from entry ever again.

Of course the nets are trying to spin this as Trump being vengeful due to the back and forth.

No. It was the assault of the Intern (I assume intern) who was doing her job as directed by THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES.

Trump should get some Marines as ushers for the mike duty.

See how Jimbo acts then.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (yT99I)

298 Well Acosta clearly touched her and in court that could be treated as assault but it wasn't exactly a Judo Chop or anything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (39g3+)

299 >>>293 If it was invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.


I don't get it

Posted by: Guy From Mississippi at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (PbpT7)

300 Gimps R Us?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (87EdW)

301 274 I think I told y'all that we discovered some years after we were married that Mrs928 and I are distant cousins. Her people being from Georgia, and mine from across the line in SC. We went to a reunion of her mother's people and someone started putting up some genealogy charts up with an overhead projector. I was idling looking at the branches and went 'Whoa' as some of those names started looking real familiar.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (yQpM

-------

More like a family plate of spaghetti than a family tree?

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (/8RAd)

302 Admit it ace. You broke down and hired someone from Georgia or Alabama to properly install your shelves.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

303 We went to a reunion of her mother's people and someone started putting up some genealogy charts up with an overhead projector. I was idling looking at the branches and went 'Whoa' as some of those names started looking real familiar.



If you go far enough..we are all related.

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (bUjCl)

304 228 The toothbrush was invented in Alabama.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 08:45 PM (yQpMk)


That's why they called it the toothbrush, rather than the teethbrush.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (sdi6R)

305 290 Not me ace, cause I'm just better than the rest of you that way. Cue Amish Paradise.
Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (87EdW)


Mike Reno/Ann Wilson duet?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (/9p9e)

306 The new hot take is that she is the one who attacked him.

Because Orange Man Bad.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (dEQP3)

307 This was a good decision. Only way it could be better is if it was done sooner.

Posted by: ALH at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (dczB+)

308 Reporters... you can grab 'em by the press pass, you can do anything.

Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (ismre)

309 He has the WH beat. What's Acosta worth as a shrill talking head instead of a shrill WH correspondent? Half? I hope he has a positive savings balance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (hYcqw)

310 And of course the entire MSM is framing this as "Acosta denied press pass after asking tough questions"

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (QBoRM)

311 Acosta's not barred from entry, sadly, he just can't enter without an escort like all the other press who maintain decorum and don't assault interns.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (yT99I)

312 272 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

It's just something we do
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (PbpT7)

I mean, seriously, what kind of a shit hash is "PbpT7" anyway?

Posted by: BRvh1 Rocks!!!!!!!!! at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (BRvh1)

313 >>>Yep, rumor is that Mueller is contemplating indicting Don Jr over the Trump Tower meeting so you know Trump knows what's coming and is taking counter measures.

I think this is from Gabriel Sherman, and I think all of Gabriel Sherman's Hot White House Scoops come from Steve Bannon.

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (PbpT7)

314 Acosta never touched the woman. You can see it in the video. He was just gesticulating and the woman attacked him. Acosta is the victim here. There was no need for Trump to go all Alpha Male Billy Goat Gruff and but heads like that.

Trump brought it on himself with his violent rhetoric.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (hrcfq)

315 179: i think they should have waited a week or so to make sessions' resignation public. draws some attention from trump's mhg (moral high ground) and post-election olive branch to pelosi.

bad optics.

yeah, i know, doesn't matter f'em.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (Pg+x7)

316

Because the toothbrush went on to beat the shit out of Louisiana?


Yeah, that comment was a trifle late. And sorry about shutting out you Tigers people. Only the fourth time in LSU history they've been shut out at home.
And we did it with not one, but two gimpy QBs.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (HaL55)

317 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

There are exceptions.

Like when I go to a moron meetup.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (ykYG2)

318 Manhattanites referred (and maybe still do?)
refer to people from the boroughs and burbs as "the bridge and tunnel
crowd." Or, fucking scum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (/9p9e)


BNT Repesent!

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (tAj5d)

319 Called this weeks ago.

Jake Tapper- sessions looking hard at 2020 senate race in Bama. Doug Jones will bail

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (l5hQl)

320 he has fake concern for the caravan.

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (isRia)

321 311 Acosta's not barred from entry, sadly, he just can't enter without an escort like all the other press who maintain decorum and don't assault interns.
Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (yT99I)


Leash, chaps and ballgag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (/9p9e)

322 Acosta get's ticket number one on Pinochet Airlines.




Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:48 PM (qxq6t)


Nadler gets that one.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (nNPAz)

323 That sounds like something someone, from wherever it is you're from would say. And we don't take kindly to that wherever it is I'm from.
Posted by: buzzion at November 07, 2018 08:51 PM (WaxcS)

I am not saying I have never made fun of someone's accent- please, I live in Kentucky- there are some fantastic fucking accents here.

But making an assumption about someone beyond the laughing 'You sure do talk funny!'?

Except for the New Yorkers- they are just obvious assholes. j/k

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (iSh8b)

324 So does this mean if he's shows up at the White House that the Secret Service can shoot him on sight?

Posted by: tu3031 at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (sf1AO)

325 >>>BRvh1

Oh, BRvh1? From the Providence BRvh1's, I'm sure?

LOL

fucking trash-hash

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (PbpT7)

326 Check out his video of being a total douche to the secret service agent https://mobile.twitter.com/Acosta/status/1060334166083059712

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (R76Cr)

327 Dumbledore's Dildos?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (87EdW)

328 302
Admit it ace. You broke down and hired someone from Georgia or Alabama to properly install your shelves.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

Obviously West Virginia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (5jVnA)

329 299 >>>293 If it was invented anywhere else it would be a teethbrush.

I don't get it
Posted by: Guy From Mississippi at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (PbpT7)


Que?

Posted by: Half of California at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (Wd55D)

330 How would Dr. Blazey-Ford describe that encounter?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (2xR5z)

331 I mean, seriously, what kind of a shit hash is "PbpT7" anyway?
Posted by: BRvh1 Rocks!!!!!!!!! at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (BRvh1)


IQF50. I miss that hash more than you know.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (ykYG2)

332 318 Manhattanites referred (and maybe still do?)
refer to people from the boroughs and burbs as "the bridge and tunnel
crowd." Or, fucking scum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:53 PM (/9p9e)

BNT Repesent!
Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (tAj5d)


You're talking to a kid from Flatbush/Midwood and later Forest Hills.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (/9p9e)

333 Dear Diary,

My first day in the Orange Man's Gulag.

I've never missed my 8 p.m. hit before. That streak was something I was so darn proud of.

But there's more at stake here than personal records. If I don't suck it up and prove what I'm made of now, I might as well hang up my old microphone for good.

Heck to it all, but I think I can smell a cheese croissant wafting all the way from the presser snack bar.

Perhaps Mr. Tapper will think to bring me one for later.

Posted by: Jimmy "Olsen" Acosta at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (vJCwr)

334 How about an apology? That's what a "normal" person would do in this situation. But narcissism.....


I know right? That little tart better be apologizing to me before my next hit, dammit!!

Posted by: Bruce at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (8ikIW)

335 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

It's just something we do




Preposterous.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (yQpMk)

336 >>>Like when I go to a moron meetup.


that's only because you know them from the comments so you already have a long list of reasons you're Better than they are

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7)

337 Human beings are narcissistic and are endlessly inventive when it comes to conjuring stupid reasons to prove to themselves they're "better" than some random stranger.

That may be true for some people, but for me, its NOT my nature to conjure up reasons why I'm better, the random stranger within minutes will provide to me the valid reasons why.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (lD3vL)

338 His 8pm hit?

What is he, an addict?

Posted by: DavidD at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (tV0TI)

339 > "...as my Boston punk best friend once said, "I don't like people who change their accents to 'fit in' with their new town. It shows weakness."
--Posted by Ace

In that regard, also think Diane Sawyer, who hailed from small-town Kentucky.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (JXEtC)

340 325 >>>BRvh1

Oh, BRvh1? From the Providence BRvh1's, I'm sure?

LOL

fucking trash-hash
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (PbpT7)



More PPsH-41
Less BRvH1

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (/9p9e)

341 242 I thought, "Oh, Chris Stirewalt from Fox News, I should ask him over to eat with us so he's not alone."

He could have given you pointers on how to don a feedbag properly.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (Z4rgH)

342 Except for the New Yorkers Bostonians - they are just obvious assholes. j/k - not so much
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (iSh8b)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (Wd55D)

343 That's not humerus!

Posted by: michelle fields at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (Evws/)

344 >>>338 His 8pm hit?


i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

345 Trump should have turned to the Secret Service and said "Gentlemen, I think Mr. Acosta needs a time out until he learns to play nice with others.".

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (DjIXP)

346 Somewhere right now, Acosta is taking a long drag from a cigarette and listening to the song "Twilight Zone" over and over and over again... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (miE9U)

347 Here what (I think anyway) is weird about the DoJ. Rosenstein is deputy AG but every department reports directly to him.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (/8RAd)

348 336 >>>Like when I go to a moron meetup.


that's only because you know them from the comments so you already have a long list of reasons you're Better than they are
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7)


Y'know, I've been to about 5 already and you ain't showed yet, you momzer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (/9p9e)

349 Im not a lawyer or LEO. So would this incident not be a criminal complaint and if any LEO is viewing this tape of the arm chop on the intern, would that LEO not be obligated to investigate the incident and file charges accordingly? and who has jurisdiction?

Posted by: BluesFish at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (AWiKl)

350 @322
There are probably 200 to 250 people who deserve ticket number one I say it should be a member of the press and Acosta is the cuntiest of the press cunts.

Or we could do a Running Man/Hunger Games mashup to select the lucky winner.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (qxq6t)

351 Don jr not even on payroll, or holds any govt job. Who cares

Two gop reps indicted on bogus corrupt fbi charges won re- election yesterday. People see thru Mueller

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (l5hQl)

352 They're a street gang. The world's pussiest, cryingest, least manly street gang.

..................

The Van Buren Boys?

Posted by: Molly k. at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (6iXkb)

353 Admit it ace. You broke down and hired someone from Georgia or Alabama to properly install your shelves.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (ptqGC)

Obviously West Virginia.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (5jVnA)



The mystery of the missing Palp is solved. His crushed remains lie beneath the collapsed shelving.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Native Texan and Alabama Alumn, Twice as Smug as You at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (yQpMk)

354 Many are saying Acosta never touched her, and are saying anyone who claims otherwise is lying.
---
They have the same disregard for the truth that progs usually do. It wasn't violent, but it was forceful, from what I see. You can see it pull her shoulder down.

It was definitely grade-A asshole behavior from a grandstanding asshole.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (YOhRS)

355 344
>>>338 His 8pm hit?





i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

I think 'hit' means another character hit of PDT.
lol


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (8iiMU)

356
You're talking to a kid from Flatbush/Midwood and later Forest Hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (/9p9e)

__

So a Yankees fan

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (QBoRM)

357 Like when I go to a moron meetup.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (ykYG2)



Great quote overhear at the TxMoMee:

"This is like being at a Mensa meeting when you realize that for once, you are NOT the smartest person in the room!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (n9EOP)

358 Posted by: BRvh1 Rocks!!!!!!!!! at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (BRvh1)

That's right.

Not only that but he's the owner and he doesn't CAPITALIZE his NAME!!1!!!!!

That's a PROPER NOUN and you CAPITALIZE them.

Let's have some grammar decorum around here.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (yT99I)

359 Yes. Sessions submitted his letter of resignation, "at the request of the President."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (Wd55D)


Should have reminded him he got his ass wrote-off for recusing himself from events he knows damn well never occurred - IOW, refusing to do your job. Then told him 'resigning' will not get him a future job referral or qualify for unemployment - Sessions walked away from his job.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (1g7ch)

360 as my Boston punk best friend once said, "I don't like people who change their accents to 'fit in' with their new town. It shows weakness.

I don't like people who do that right away but for people who are really good with accents and languages, it sort of starts to happen naturally in a hurry

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (39g3+)

361 i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)
----------

Yes yes yes yes yes but please let us live in our own truth thank you very much.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (U5tDi)

362
173 It is all about disrespecting the President. The 'he is not my president' toddler tantrum.

Posted by: Florida@ Nelsonsrecount.org at November 07, 2018 08:41 PM (+L2oD)


This is exactly true. And they are deliberately sending the message that it's ok to treat *this* President in this horrible manner.

Posted by: girldog at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (g5YYQ)

363 Street gang, yeah if the 'street' is the mall and the fight is over who gets the latest AG skinny jeans first, I can't even.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (3rMal)

364 i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)

I did not. I assumed he was just being a supercilious prick. Thanks for confirming!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (iSh8b)

365 352
The Van Buren Boys?
Posted by: Molly k. at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (6iXkb)


The James Buchanan Uni-Ballers...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/9p9e)

366 "His 8pm hit?





i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio

Posted by: ace"

I replied to his tweet "Your 8PM hit of what? Your crack pipe?"
Wonder if he'll block me.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (DjIXP)

367 You're talking to a kid from Flatbush/Midwood and later Forest Hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (/9p9e)


I thought Forest Hills was a cemetery. Are you related to buzzion?

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (T71PA)

368 356
You're talking to a kid from Flatbush/Midwood and later Forest Hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (/9p9e)

__

So a Yankees fan
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (QBoRM)



FEH!!!!!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (/9p9e)

369 Trump thought bubble:


"Jim Acosta, bad man. Acosted an intern! Like Bill Clinton. Sad!"

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (GBteo)

370 >>>You broke down and hired someone from Georgia or Alabama to properly install your shelves.



well is Oaxaca in Georgia or Alabama?

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (PbpT7)

371 344 >>>338 His 8pm hit?

i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)


I'd be happy to give him his 8 pm hit. Also his 8:01 pm hit, his 8:02 pm hit ...

(Also, this is proof positive that Acosta is retarded. How many people are familar with TV/radio wanker slang?)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (Wd55D)

372 W...T....F Montana?

Posted by: Cooldawg at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (FKpCu)

373 350 @322
There are probably 200 to 250 people who deserve ticket number one I say it should be a member of the press and Acosta is the cuntiest of the press cunts.

Or we could do a Running Man/Hunger Games mashup to select the lucky winner.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (qxq6t)

Is the Spruce Goose still airworthy? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (iSh8b)

374 I think that every human being, including me, including all of you, can meet someone and come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.


He wants to know the names of
All those he's better than

Posted by: Elvis Costello at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (fuK7c)

375 It seems to me that the left is ratcheting things up to eleventy seven.

Posted by: ALH at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (dczB+)

376 There are probably 200 to 250 people who deserve
ticket number one I say it should be a member of the press and Acosta is
the cuntiest of the press cunts.

Or we could do a Running Man/Hunger Games mashup to select the lucky winner.


Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (qxq6t)


First flight needs to be an old Chinook filled to capacity. Fuck pulling a muscle tossing the shitheads, just send it straight down high speed dirt.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (nNPAz)

377 >>>Street gang, yeah if the 'street' is the mall and the fight is over who gets the latest AG skinny jeans first, I can't even.

Rumble at Forever 21

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (PbpT7)

378 Y'know, I've been to about 5 already and you ain't showed yet, you momzer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (/9p9e)
--------

Hey, I went to the one in your neck of the woods but you didn't show either, you momzer.

(Whatever that is. I hope it's not too insulting.)

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (U5tDi)

379 Acosta should be locked away in the closet where Obama hid the bust of Churchill.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (L01V2)

380 Tucker taking the rest of the week off. Gearing up the family no doubt.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (K22Va)

381 Called this weeks ago.

Jake Tapper- sessions looking hard at 2020 senate race in Bama. Doug Jones will bail
Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (l5hQl)

------------------

Sheesh, how old is Sessions anyway? Dude, just kick back and enjoy the fat pension.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (I16G8)

382 367 You're talking to a kid from Flatbush/Midwood and later Forest Hills.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (/9p9e)

I thought Forest Hills was a cemetery. Are you related to buzzion?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (T71PA)


Queens neighborhood. Where the US Open was once played.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (/9p9e)

383 The thoughts and prayers of everyone at the White House are with Mr. Acosta and his family tonight. We hope he is found soon and reunited safely with his loved ones. We want to take this opportunity to speak directly to Mr. Acosta - please, think of the people who care about you.

Posted by: hogmartin at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (mS+Df)

384 "They're a street gang. The world's pussiest, cryingest, least manly street gang."

When you're a joke you're a joke all the way.

Posted by: jwpaine at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (odzEc)

385 hat's only because you know them from the comments so you already have a long list of reasons you're Better than they are
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:56 PM (PbpT7

haha

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (aSpXp)

386
That's what I've read. He didn't put his hands on her, but was playing keepaway with the mike and also disrespecting the Prez and girl. I think the Left calls this bullying.

No, he brought his wrist down on into the crook of her elbow and forced her arm down, when she was just trying to do her job.


Rashomon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (aKsyK)

387 Aight uh, I'm really happy for you -- I'mma let you finish, but uh

Posted by: Jim "Kanye" Acosta to WH intern at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (GBteo)

388 372 W...T....F Montana?
Posted by: Cooldawg at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (FKpCu)

They could not resist the sheer animal magnetism of the Hog Assassin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (iSh8b)

389 whoa CBS radio just accurately reported the girl-abusing incident!

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (3rMal)

390 Montana.....thank the Libertarian douche-nozzle for giving Tester yet another term. He's win this way all 3 times.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (QBoRM)

391 378 Y'know, I've been to about 5 already and you ain't showed yet, you momzer!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (/9p9e)
--------

Hey, I went to the one in your neck of the woods but you didn't show either, you momzer.

(Whatever that is. I hope it's not too insulting.)
Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (U5tDi)


Yiddish for bastard. Thank you!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (/9p9e)

392
Here what (I think anyway) is weird about the DoJ. Rosenstein is deputy AG but every department reports directly to him.
Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 08:58 PM (/8RAd)

Only the departments that were involved in the Russia collusion. So like, all of them.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (tAj5d)

393 ***** i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio
Posted by: ace

Only way to be sure is to rifle through his high school yearbook and harass his high school buddies. Who may also have said "boof."

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (2xR5z)

394 I just told my girlfriend she better get ready for her 11 PM hit in my bedroom.

Then I showed her Aces explanation.

It was funnier in my mind

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (v2mqW)

395 The Van Buren Boy-Diddlers

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (87EdW)

396 Cuck Stirewalt already did the "pox on both houses, aren't I cheeky rogue" act we've all come to loathe so much.
Posted by: ace who can offer lots of at November 07, 2018 08:29

I didn't realize Stirewalt was such a shit until lately. He was an awful azz over Sessions firing today, as was of course Nappy. What douches.

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (yJ1e6)

397 >>>You're talking to a kid from Flatbush/Midwood and later Forest Hills.

Forest Hills?! I don't know anything about that place!!!

Posted by: Spiderman, all suspiciously nervous and shit at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (PbpT7)

398 i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)
---
Yeah, I guessed it's that in-front-of-the-whitehouse remote shot that all WH correspondents do.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (YOhRS)

399 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (nNPAz)

Ants can drop tens of feet and walk away.

A mouse can too below 5 feet or so.

And elephant splashes.

Nadler's gonna splash. About a 20' radius I'd say.

Unless the copter only 2' off the ground. Then he'll just break a leg or two.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (yT99I)

400 379 Acosta should be locked away in the closet where Obama hid the bust of Churchill.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (L01V2)


Obama had a bust of Churchill with him?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (Wd55D)

401 missal

Posted by: andycanuck at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (Evws/)

402 Jake Tapper- sessions looking hard at 2020 senate race in Bama. Doug Jones will bail


Oh no doubt he's bail. His last election, Jeff was unopposed in both the primary and the general.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (yQpMk)

403
After watching the video, I will allow shoving either of my daughters like that would be very painful for the shover.

And that doesn't even take into account what I'D do.

Posted by: irongrampa at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (S/hVx)

404 394
I just told my girlfriend she better get ready for her 11 PM hit in my bedroom.



Then I showed her Aces explanation.



It was funnier in my mind

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (v2mqW)

You are filming some pr0n?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (8iiMU)

405 Not to be confused with Forest Lawn, a cemetery in L.A.

Posted by: JAS at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (3HNOQ)

406 Bong hit?

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 08:24 PM (KEr/t)

No. He hits a girl every night at 8pm. He's a monster.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (vWMNq)

407 The Shepsters

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (87EdW)

408 That part where Trump called Acosta a "terrible person" was awesome. And I love how the intern looked at the President for guidance and he ripped Jimmy a new one for manhandling her.

Posted by: pookysgirl at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (XKZwp)

409 I've been saying since the inauguration that Trump should eliminate the Press Secretary role and end all press conferences. Why enable the enemy?

Communicate directly with the American people -- the press is going to hate him just as vehemently either way. Why give them any semblance of credibility?

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (WqPYg)

410 I thought Forest Hills was a cemetery. Are you related to buzzion?
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (T71PA)


You're thinking of Forest Lawn.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (Wd55D)

411 come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

Should be "better than they."

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (3C9q2)

412 Watching the video again... I mean, he was more playing keep away. But look at the girls face, that's so awkward.

Oh, also, if that was a domestic violence call and the cops witnessed a man aggressively "playing keep away" with his wife, the guy would go to jail for that kind of behavior.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (GBteo)

413 I don't like people who do that right away but for people who are really good with accents and languages, it sort of starts to happen naturally in a hurry.

Yeah, I have a somewhat malleable accent, but my underlying Texan twang never fully disappears in my everyday speech.

Posted by: no good deed at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (1uG1d)

414 Ants can drop tens of feet and walk away.

A mouse can too below 5 feet or so.

And elephant splashes.

Nadler's gonna splash. About a 20' radius I'd say.

Unless the copter only 2' off the ground. Then he'll just break a leg or two.


Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM (yT99I)


Volcano his fat fucking ass.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (nNPAz)

415 Forest Lawn is a deep blue precinct, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (Wd55D)

416 The thoughts and prayers of everyone at the White House are with Mr. Acosta and his family tonight. We hope he is found soon and reunited safely with his loved ones. We want to take this opportunity to speak directly to Mr. Acosta - please, think of the people who care about you.


=

DC callgirls ? I guess they are kind of a family...

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (bUjCl)

417 Tribalism is weird. Do people really give a shit from what part of the US you are from

*********************

I notice people do care a lot that Im from New York as it gives them all the excuse they need to hate me.

Its ok though, I understand how hard it can be to like someone who is clearly superior to them in every way.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (+dsLj)

418
Yes. Sessions submitted his letter of resignation, "at the request of the President."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 08:52 PM (Wd55D)

Well, excellent! I hope Trump picks a real pit bull with inflamed hemorrhoids to be the new AG.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (KHhgg)

419 I just told my girlfriend she better get ready for her 11 PM hit in my bedroom.

Then I showed her Aces explanation.

It was funnier in my mind
Posted by: Rando Calrissian at N




so, doesn't warning her take the surprise out of surprise anal?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (MTjB1)

420 The Tapper Tappees

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (87EdW)

421 Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 08:59 PM (T71PA)

You're thinking of Forest Lawn in Los Angeles.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (yT99I)

422 This is really wonderful news. What a rude and self-important little bitch Acosta is.

Posted by: Reggie1971 at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (AZD0r)

423 411 come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

Should be "better than they."

Posted by: Basement Cat at November 07, 2018 09:04 PM (3C9q2)

___

Standing ovation, sir!!

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (QBoRM)

424 missile

This is fun, ace!

It is a weapons homonym word game isn't it?

Posted by: andycanuck at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (Evws/)

425 It was definitely grade-A asshole behavior from a grandstanding asshole.

Yeah he's a colossal ahole, no question about it. Even to his fellow reporters. And when they talk about him not on camera? They think so too.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (39g3+)

426 >>>423 411 come up with a reason within 10 seconds about why you are obviously better than them.

Should be "better than they."

Posted by: Basement Ca

what an asshole, rubs me the wrong way

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

427 I notice people do care a lot that Im from New York as it gives them all the excuse they need to hate me.

Its ok though, I understand how hard it can be to like someone who is clearly superior to them in every way.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (+dsLj)

Hah!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (iSh8b)

428 So every other cable news shop has a ready made slogan now:

"NPC News: Now with 100% less staffer-abuse than the leading competitor!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (BRvh1)

429 Forgot to add one of my favorite principles -- albeit first heard in reference to Gandhi: non-cooperation with anything[/] that diminishes human dignity.

AKA the MFM.

Posted by: ShainS - Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (WqPYg)

430 404


You are filming some pr0n?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at November 07, 2018 09:03 PM 

That's how she took it too. Lol

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (v2mqW)

431 ...because it's not called a 'teethbrush'!

Posted by: just the punchline at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (Evws/)

432 >>>424 missile

This is fun, ace!

It is a weapons homonym word game isn't it?

...

no intendo

i saw you write missal but I didn't know what that was supposed to mean

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (PbpT7)

433 The cigar shaped obhect is a UFO coming to retreive their observer, Jim Acoster, because xir is an embarassing dweeb.

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (Zvj7s)

434 Today we take care off all family business.

Posted by: Donald "Micheal Corleono" Trump at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (/HC6x)

435 Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 07, 2018 09:05 PM (+dsLj)

That's only if you're from NYC. And only certain Boroughs.


Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (yT99I)

436 382
Queens neighborhood. Where the US Open was once played.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (/9p9e)


Also the site of Bob Dylan's second electric concert, in August 1965.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (sdi6R)

437 what an asshole, rubs me the wrong way
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:06 PM (PbpT7)

Tell him to put his pants on then.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (iSh8b)

438 I was doubtful that Asscost touched her. I just thought he was being a jerk. And I really didn't see it the first 3 times I watched the footage--but I finally, definitively saw him force her arm down.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (YOhRS)

439 The Rub Our Assholes the Wrong Way Gang

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (87EdW)

440 Way O/T but because I just finished a slice....Whole Foods makes really good pizza.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (QBoRM)

441 Guess today's WH presser's drama queenery was Accoster's Last Stand.

Posted by: kallisto at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (3rMal)

442 Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 08:54 PM (hrcfq)

They have salve for that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (KHhgg)

443 is it miss-le or miss-Isle

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

444 So would this incident not be a criminal complaint and if any LEO is viewing this tape of the arm chop on the intern,

This generation of wimps.

When Acosta did this, in a previous generation, he would have been rewarded with a knee in the groin, and there wouldn't be a LEO or prosecutor within light years of the scene to consider charges.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (lD3vL)

445 Cuck Stirewalt already did the "pox on both houses, aren't I cheeky rogue" act we've all come to loathe so much.
Posted by: ace who can offer lots of at November 07, 2018 08:29

I didn't realize Stirewalt was such a shit until lately. He was an awful azz over Sessions firing today, as was of course Nappy. What douches.
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 09:02 PM (yJ1e6)


Fox new business plan:
1. Alienate their audience.
2 ???
3. Profit!

The left isn't going to embrace them. Just ask Fox alumnus Meagain Kelly.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (T71PA)

446 What strikes me as odd is that the only thing I think Acosta deserves is a "hard pass."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (hYcqw)

447 @ 433 LOL!

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (RFh5Y)

448 i'm a miss-le guy but i want to be a miss-Isle man

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (PbpT7)

449 missisle ? what is it ? is it legal ?

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (bUjCl)

450 They have salve for that.

Who told you to use a balm?!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (yQpMk)

451 414; newsletter?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (KP5rU)

452 alumnus --> alumna

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (Wd55D)

453 Gro-s-erys or Gro-she-rys?

If you say sh, you're dead to me.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (QBoRM)

454 Paul Joseph Watson retweeting Antifa video of a mob outside of Tucker's residence. The group "Smash Racism DC" said that they rang the doorbell, but "so far no one has opened the door."

Odds of Twitter banning the group's account for promoting targeted harassment?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (JXEtC)

455 Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 09:07 PM (Zvj7s)

I wrote elsewhere that it was coming to pick up Joy Behar but they decided against it and are now fleeing the solar system.

Accelerating at a rapid pace that doesn't seem normal.

So. Joy just saved the World from an alien invasion.

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

In her case only once.

No. We don't know how she does that.

Meghan's turned out to be a surprise.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (yT99I)

456 "The Tapper Tappees"

The Tapper Keepers

Posted by: daisy buchannan at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (vaFpc)

457 The Missile Bullseyes

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (87EdW)

458 i'm a miss-le guy but i want to be a miss-Isle man
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (PbpT7)
--------

I think you'd need to move to the UK for that.

Posted by: bluebell at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (U5tDi)

459 443
is it miss-le or miss-Isle

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (PbpT7)

Mistle
At least for new year's eve.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (vWMNq)

460 Missile Cummand?

Shep gets excited

Posted by: Anna Puma at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (Zvj7s)

461 Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (QBoRM)

Shibboleths. How do they work?

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (yT99I)

462 What strikes me as odd is that the only thing I think Acosta deserves is a "hard pass."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (hYcqw)
---
What if the pass is *hard* because it's a brick?

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (YOhRS)

463 No.....Rosenstein.....your out of the Russian meddling business. That is your punishment. Here, here is a ticket Vegas.....Gulliani is gonna take you to the airport.

Posted by: Donald "Micheal Corleono" Trump at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (/HC6x)

464 Rashomon


Except (and this is a detail I only noticed in my latest viewing) each character in Rashomon tells the story in a way which makes him or herself look worse, not better.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (fuK7c)

465 i'm sure you know this but "hit" means "appearance" on tv or radio
Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 08:57 PM (PbpT7)


So dishit means "disappearance" ?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (KHhgg)

466 is it miss-le or miss-Isle

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (PbpT7)


It's mz.-le ... or mz.-isle.

And now it can also be:

xhe-le or xhe-isle.

Progress.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (KEr/t)

467

That part where Trump called Acosta a "terrible person" was awesome. And
I love how the intern looked at the President for guidance and he
ripped Jimmy a new one for manhandling her.



Also notice PDT's look when he backs away from the podium. I'll wager that Accost-her was about three seconds away from being forcibly removed with extreme prejudice, that's why he backed down when he did. He prolly saw them coming.

Oh, what a story that would've been.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (HaL55)

468 I feel sympathy for President Trump. He's probably tired from all the rallies, and now he has to deal with this mess.
The libs feel cheated because they didn't take everything. Their Blue Wave was more like a Purple Puddle.

Posted by: ALH at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (dczB+)

469 That female WH intern should take out a restraining order and order of protection against Acosta.

(snickers quietly)

Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (swldI)

470 Rosenstein will resign within the next day or two...

Posted by: And u thought the winning was over at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (nzKWW)

471 is it miss-le or miss-Isle

Posted by: ace at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (PbpT7)


Should be "Ms-ile."

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (Wd55D)

472 Oh brother. Moveon.org is organizing 900 protests across the nation tomorrow as a 'Mueller Protection Rapid Response'. I guess they don't cotton to this Whitaker fellow.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (RFh5Y)

473 That's only if you're from NYC. And only certain Boroughs

*********

I hail from trumps old neighborhood, amazes me how even now people cant seem to understand what they call our vulgar and obscene unfiltered language is what we call talking.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (+dsLj)

474 Odds of Twitter banning the group's account for promoting targeted harassment?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 09:09 PM (JXEtC)
---
I'll take the under.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (YOhRS)

475 Jim Costa will tell you he was wearing chukkas before anyone.

Posted by: Rando Calrissian at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (v2mqW)

476 What if the pass is *hard* because it's a brick?
Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (YOhRS)
++++++++++++
Many bricks needed for the Dignity Canal. He can lay some of 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (hYcqw)

477 I'll laugh if other outlets start throwing CNN (including the rest of their bullpen like April Ryan and whoever) (see what i did there?) under the bus, just because they're competitors.

Also a tidy way for any network to pivot out of the trashiest cul-de-sac of East Retardville they've all backed themselves into, establish a policy of "tough but sane", and inch back out towards relevance to the greater public and higher ratings on the whole.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (BRvh1)

478 Mithral?

Posted by: Gimli, Son of Gloin at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (yQpMk)

479 460-Good one!

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (87EdW)

480 As Ben Shapiro says, if you want to be happy in life marry someone who loves you as much as Jim Acosta loves Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (h2Bdk)

481 @470 Moveon.org is gonna stop that with some shrieking harpies tomorrow.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (RFh5Y)

482 sKedule or shedyul

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (aSpXp)

483 Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 09:08 PM (lD3vL)

Remember Michelle (Lefty) Fields?

Corey Lewandowski?

yeah. Neither do the Nets.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (yT99I)

484 That part where Trump called Acosta a "terrible person" was awesome. And I love how the intern looked at the President for guidance and he ripped Jimmy a new one for manhandling her.
Posted by: pookysgirl at N



didn't happen

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:13 PM (MTjB1)

485 Jake Tapper- sessions looking hard at 2020 senate race in Bama. Doug Jones will bail

-----

Sessions underestimates how many Alabamians are pissed at him.

Hell I might move back to Alabama and run against him just for the chance to bitch his ass out during a debate.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:13 PM (/8RAd)

486 TOW missile > mistletoe

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 09:13 PM (Izzlo)

487 Rod you will go work for Moe Greene in Vegas, and be protected by the Adelson family

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 09:13 PM (l5hQl)

488 That female WH intern should take out a restraining order and order of protection against Acosta.

(snickers quietly)
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (swldI)
++++++++++++
If she did and was granted one, I would put her on press duty 100% of her schedule.
"Sorry, Jim. You can't enter the chamber today. Yes, she's working this shift again. No, I'm sorry - it would be illegal for us to enable you to violate a restraining order."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:13 PM (hYcqw)

489 467: that's how it looked to me. i saw it live, thought trump was going to kick his ass. he was pissed. also pissed at the racist idiot from public tv. told her to basically, shut the fuck up. golden.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 09:13 PM (KP5rU)

490 482 sKedule or shedyul
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (aSpXp)

It's sked-yool, unless you're a Limey fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

491 The spaceship will be off-loading millions of alien telephone sanitizers.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (2xR5z)

492 399 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at November 07, 2018 08:55 PM (nNPAz)

Ants can drop tens of feet and walk away.

A mouse can too below 5 feet or so.

And elephant splashes.

Nadler's gonna splash. About a 20' radius I'd say.

Unless the copter only 2' off the ground. Then he'll just break a leg or two.


Posted by: jakee308

Maybe even one of his own.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (IeDO8)

493 32

THEY SHOULD CHARGE ACOSTA'S BATTERY?

The terminals for connecting the charger are obvious. Ask the survivors of the OAS (FFL) war against DeGaulle.

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (MwFQu)

494 Jones voted against Kav. Goner

Posted by: Jonah at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (l5hQl)

495 That's 'Posturing Newsclown Jim Acosta.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (oVJmc)

496 each character in Rashomon tells the story in a way which makes him or herself look worse, not better.

the Japanese, man.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

497 The Real Newsmen (if "newsman" means preening nancy-boy)

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (87EdW)

498 My FiL says Krishtal, which is apparently a affectation of his part of Georgia.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (yQpMk)

499 As Ben Shapiro says, if you want to be happy in life marry someone who loves you as much as Jim Acosta loves Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (h2Bdk)
----
Hey! My me-and-me love affair will take a back seat to NO ONE!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (YOhRS)

500 sKedule or shedyul
Posted by: willow at N



depends upon whether you are American or gay.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (MTjB1)

501 >>We will, however, never tolerate a reporter placing his hands on a young woman just trying to do her job as a White House intern...

HOLY SCHNIKES!! You mean, you're NOT supposed to do that??!?

THIS changes EVERYTHING.....

Posted by: Billy Clinton at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (ny9HE)

502 Also notice PDT's look when he backs away from the podium. I'll wager
that Accost-her was about three seconds away from being forcibly removed
with extreme prejudice, that's why he backed down when he did. He
prolly saw them coming.

Hannity just played it again. Trump started going after the prick and he gave up the mic and sat right down, lol. That would have been fun.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (K22Va)

503 Acosted.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (WlPiF)

504 Is the Spruce Goose still airworthy? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (iSh8b)

A better question would be, "was it ever airworthy?" I know it made a very short hop, once, to prove it could fly, but being able to fly =/= "airworthy".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (KHhgg)

505 Trump should ban a reporter from the WH evey day!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (dMvl+)

506 i'm a shedyul- er you lump of florida man

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (aSpXp)

507 223,686 Rosendale

237,986 the other guy

13,563 libertarian dude

Posted by: concrete girl at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (isRia)

508
The Rub Our Assholes the Wrong Way Gang

Everybody tells me there's more than one way to skin a cat but nobody ever tells me the other way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (aKsyK)

509 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (rnXGe)

510 One thing about Sessions leaving. Makes JackStraw looks like he was just shoveling a load of horseshit.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (/8RAd)

511 and You over there I saw that!

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (aSpXp)

512 As a former 0352, I agree J'stan.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (87EdW)

513 sKedule

Normal American.

or shedyul

Prancing Brit poofter.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (aSpXp)

The Brits have a thing with making problems out of arbitrary words for no reason. They don't seem to have the same issue with "school". Maybe because Brits never liked shuls ... well, not after the 13th century, at least.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (KEr/t)

514 No.....Rosenstein.....your out of the Russian meddling business. That is your punishment. Here, here is a ticket Vegas.....Gulliani is gonna take you to the airport.

Posted by: Donald "Micheal Corleono" Trump at November 07, 2018 09:10 PM (/HC6x)



The day Trump takes care of all family business will be a great day for the country

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)

515 Tucker taking the rest of the week off. Gearing up the family no doubt.


Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 09:01 PM (K22Va)
****************************

Did he mention this tonight? I caught most of his show, but was in and out of the room.

Posted by: redridinghood at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (hECVl)

516 and You over there I saw that!



wasn't me ! it was Grump !

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

517 About time.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (p0nVR)

518 I'm late to the game, but..... You mad Bro?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (9dzlp)

519 Yeah, he touched her.

https://twitter.com/RodStryker/status/1060249759041101824

Posted by: Let's go to the tape at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (l5nfk)

520 So, when does CNN start doxxing the intern?

It would be in-character for that outfit. Gotta show her as some sort of villain to help the narrative about their brave reporter.

If CNN publishes one detail of that intern's personal info, PDT needs to have the acting AG hit them like a million pound shit-hammer.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (AMIL/)

521 Sessions knew his recusal was screwing the MAGA Agenda of American voters. If he was truly honorable, he would have resigned.

That makes me think he was blackmailed and told not to quit. In any event, he's gone and the Holder/Lynch/Rosenstein regime is finally ending. Good riddance.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (Ndje9)

522 Hannity just played it again. Trump started going after the prick and he gave up the mic and sat right down, lol. That would have been fun.
Posted by: dartist at N




no he didn't

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (MTjB1)

523 If jim didn't think he did something wrong why'd he say pardon me ma'am?

Posted by: Simplemind at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (ZuGkg)

524 that's how it looked to me. i saw it live, thought trump was going to kick his ass.

I was surprised at how close they were to each other. I guess I usually assume more distance, but from the side angle it looked like about two strides for Trump to step down and punch him.

Gotta figure some of the front row press are secret service.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (fuK7c)

525 509 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (rnXGe)

From here on out, November 7 should be National Feed a Suffragette to an Alligator Day.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

526 The Kristol Chandeliers (principled conservative branch)

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (87EdW)

527 Pop that's an interesting hypothesis.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (aSpXp)

528 >>490 482 sKedule or shedyul
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:12 PM (aSpXp)

It's sked-yool, unless you're a Limey fag.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (NWiLs)

*shocked face, then shakes fist at commenter*

Posted by: Ian McKellen at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (ny9HE)

529 Everybody tells me there's more than one way to skin a cat but nobody ever tells me the other way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (aKsyK)
---
Experiment?

Sometimes self-teaching is the only way to really learn something.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (YOhRS)

530 wasn't me ! it was Grump !


*looks about wildly*

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (yQpMk)

531 Did he mention this tonight? I caught most of his show, but was in and out of the room.

Yes, right at the end of his show.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (K22Va)

532 504 Is the Spruce Goose still airworthy? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:00 PM (iSh8b)

A better question would be, "was it ever airworthy?" I know it made a very short hop, once, to prove it could fly, but being able to fly =/= "airworthy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (KHhgg)

Airbus Beluga FTW!

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Airbus_Beluga

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (Izzlo)

533 470 Rosenstein will resign within the next day or two...
Posted by: And u thought the winning was over at November 07, 2018 09:11 PM (nzKWW)



If he was honorable he'd suck start an old cap and ball and get a bonus chain fire.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (1g7ch)

534 runner, you are a good boy.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (aSpXp)

535 A better question would be, "was it ever airworthy?" I know it made a very short hop, once, to prove it could fly, but being able to fly =/= "airworthy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (KHhgg)

Ok. How about a B-36? Overkill? Or just enough kill?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (iSh8b)

536 He prolly saw them coming.

Tasers or Kubatons?

Can we have both?

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (MwFQu)

537 Wait you can actually feed a butch feminist twat waffle to an alligator in red dead?

Please tell me thats real and my ass is buying the game right now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (+dsLj)

538 8PM hit? Like Keith Ellison's Girlfriend?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (9dzlp)

539 Lurking Lurker @ 453- We Eromeros are notorious mispronounciators. Take that word 'leviosa'. How is that one cast?

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (zLDYs)

540 So since we didn't get everything we wanted last night. When do the riots start? Pussy hat marches? Reeessiiist! movement? Sky screaming? Calls for a military coup? Oh, wait, we won't because we're fucking adults.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (WlPiF)

541 525 509 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (rnXGe)

From here on out, November 7 should be National Feed a Suffragette to an Alligator Day.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (NWiLs)

NPC Lives Matter!

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (Izzlo)

542 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (rnXGe)


Wait...what. Is it a book? A movie?

Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (sLvAU)

543 Whatever happened to the Perino/Stirewalt show"
How is that a show?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 08:34

I think it was/is a podcast. Wouldn't watch/listen to Stirewalt if you paid me.

Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (yJ1e6)

544 Rosenpenis will flee to a country without an extradition. treaty with the US.

Canadia? Or california?

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (yT99I)

545 I hope he tries to resist by storming in and the Secret Service gives him a good old fashioned 3rd world beat down.

Posted by: William Eaton at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (MuTTO)

546 depends upon whether you are American or gay.
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (MTjB1)


There's a Anglo-American TV show called Strike Back, which is actually better than the name makes it sound. One of the gags has the American lead introducing the British lead and saying "Oh, he's not gay. He's English."

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (h2Bdk)

547 Yeah, he touched her.

https://twitter.com/RodStryker/status/1060249759041101824
Posted by: Let's go to the tape at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (l5nfk)

He made contact with a loving karate chop-like move.

Anyway, good riddance. His questioning of Trump was extremely inappropriate and I'm glad Trump slapped him down during the press conference.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (9hauA)

548 What are the ranks in this street gang? I'm sure the top tier are "Cap'ns" but what's a fresh young recruit called?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (87EdW)

549 move on dot org is organizing protesters?

Seriously?
When did that start? Is this new?

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (hrcfq)

550 anyway I think I resembles a total shlub watching the exchange with Acosta and Trump.

mouth hanging open and all.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (aSpXp)

551 The day Trump takes care of all family business will be a great day for the country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (SiINZ)


Also the freeways will be a LOT less crowded afterwards.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (CDGwz)

552 Posted by: Dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (sLvAU)

Video Game.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (yT99I)

553

Come on, come on, come on, come on
Now touch me, baby
Can't you see that I am not afraid?
What was that promise that you made?
Why won't you tell me what she said?
What was that promise that you made?

Posted by: James Morrison Acosta at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (aKsyK)

554 no he didn't

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (MTjB1)


So Y-5, you don't seem to be yourself tonight?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (n9EOP)

555 "Acosta did not touch that woman, the White House is lying!"

"We believe Christine Ford, Judge Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her thirty years ago!"


Same people.

Posted by: lowandslow at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (gNCcC)

556 LOL

Libs are comparing Beta to Lincoln cuz uhm you know, Lincoln also lost a Senate race and then went on to win the presidency 2 years later.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (QBoRM)

557 I've just been denied entrance to the WH. Secret Service just informed me I cannot enter the WH grounds for my 8pm hit
---------

Aw, no '8pm hit'.

Call the whaaaaaambulance.

There was a time and place when Acosta would have been punched down for rude behavior.

*longingly recollects scene from Lonesome Dove*

After Call beat an army scout to a pulp, the horrified townspeople – who have never witnessed such violence before – are standing around in shock and seem to require an explanation. Call obliges them. He says, “I hate rude behavior in a man. I won’t tolerate it.”

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (YvUf/)

558 "
Ants can drop tens of feet and walk away.

A mouse can too below 5 feet or so."

Pretty sure ants can drop thousands of feet without a problem. Mice I would think at least a few dozen feet.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (DjIXP)

559 The rest are saying Acosta clearly chopped down with
his left hand on her arm, while pulling the microphone toward his chest
and angling his torso away from the young woman.



Obviously Acosta chopped down on her arm. Why else would her elbow
have bent? Acosta pulls the microphone away at the same time she
gripped it. If the intern's arm had not been chopped at, her arm would
have STRAIGHTENED not bent.

Posted by: bonhomme at November 07, 2018 08:25 PM (9qZ3S)


OMG It's the Acoster Film Conspiracy

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (9dzlp)

560 537 Wait you can actually feed a butch feminist twat waffle to an alligator in red dead?

Please tell me thats real and my ass is buying the game right now.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (+dsLj)


Yes, you can, but if you put it on your youtube channel it will get you banned for life.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (h2Bdk)

561 So Y-5, you don't seem to be yourself tonight?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at N



how so?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

562 One of the gags has the American lead introducing the British lead and saying "Oh, he's not gay. He's English."


No such disclaimer required for the French.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (yQpMk)

563 One thing about Sessions leaving. Makes JackStraw looks like he was just shoveling a load of horseshit.
Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (/8RAd)

-----------------

What do you mean? All aIl I have ever seen Jack say is that Trump kept him there for a reason, and that if he wanted him gone, he would be gone.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G8)

564 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (rnXGe)


I didn't see that but I did get to see the guy punching out the fem-prenazi that ace had in the sidebar. I was cracking up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (KEr/t)

565 >>wasn't me ! it was Grump !
Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 09:16 PM (bUjCl)

Naah, it was the War and that lyin' b@stard Johnson!

Posted by: Wesley, Jenny's BF at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (ny9HE)

566 Ok. How about a B-36? Overkill? Or just enough kill?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (iSh8b)

Per SAC policy,

"Enough is too little. Too much is not enough. Overkill is just right".

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (MwFQu)

567 417 Tribalism is weird. Do people really give a shit from what part of the US you are from.

Yes. Abso-Fucking-Lutely.

I am SouthEast. As soon as NorthEast hears that twang on any jobsite - here comes the "We're just busting your balls but Hey Why Do You Take Offense" bullshit game. And NorthEast really, really cares about Credentials.

SouthEast is easy. I'll work with you - You work with me. Then after a bit ... the poorer your background and the more common your story ... the better.

Midwest ... just be quiet. The don't like loud - they don't like many jokes. Keep it polite and short.

West Coast ... fuck - keep it short for your own sanity. I think some of 'em are from that floating cigar/dildo hurtling toward Earth.

Yes - it matters. Dealing International is another deal altogether. Just take their money. Chances are - they hate you.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (0GJk6)

568 The local Detroit ABC News station posted on Facebook that Acosta lost his White House Credentials because he asked the President "tough questions".

Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (IuYIh)

569 OMG It's the Acoster Film Conspiracy


Back .. and to the right .. back .. and to the right .. back .. and to the right ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (yQpMk)

570 509 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (rnXGe)


I think PETA was behind his banning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (CDGwz)

571 502 Also notice PDT's look when he backs away from the podium. I'll wager
that Accost-her was about three seconds away from being forcibly removed
with extreme prejudice, that's why he backed down when he did. He
prolly saw them coming.

Hannity just played it again. Trump started going after the prick and he gave up the mic and sat right down, lol. That would have been fun.
Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 09:14 PM (K22Va)


Trump could put a cap in somebody's ass on Broadway and get standing applause.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (1g7ch)

572 Miss-il here.

Posted by: just the punchline at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (Evws/)

573 Whatever happened to the Perino/Stirewalt show"
How is that a show?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 08:34

I think it was/is a podcast. Wouldn't watch/listen to Stirewalt if you paid me.
Posted by: Farmer at November 07, 2018 09:18 PM (yJ1e6)


My wife can't say Stirewalt's name without throwing in a couple of cuss words.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (T71PA)

574 563 One thing about Sessions leaving. Makes JackStraw looks like he was just shoveling a load of horseshit.
Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:15 PM (/8RAd)

-----------------

What do you mean? All aIl I have ever seen Jack say is that Trump kept him there for a reason, and that if he wanted him gone, he would be gone.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G

____

Bruh....JackStraw was saying Sessions was working in a super duper top secret bunker getting ready to foil the Dems with a 5D chess strategery.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (QBoRM)

575

They're a street gang. The world's pussiest, cryingest, least manly street gang.


Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:20 PM


So....they're The Orphans?

https://youtu.be/w1i2ehskGUM

Posted by: Bert G at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (OMsf+)

576 If it hasn't been said before, f**k that Acosta guy.

Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (RgM/c)

577 Oh, I forgot I socked myself. I'll adjust it a little. Bcz still dark and twisty.

Posted by: platypus, dark and cloudy with a chance of meatballs at November 07, 2018 09:22 PM (sLvAU)

578 Yes, you can, but if you put it on your youtube channel it will get you banned for life.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (h2Bdk)

He was a Twitch streamer with 500k subscribers on YouTube. This effectively cost him his job.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:22 PM (rnXGe)

579 an angel, willow !

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 09:22 PM (bUjCl)

580 Schlubs with Chubs?

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:22 PM (87EdW)

581 Washington staffers are not universally "of the party" of the person they work for. For many of them, it's just a job. This WH staffer could very well be a Democrat, or Indy, or whatever. Wouldn't that be funny?

Also:

Jim Acosta does not own that microphone. It belongs to the White House. It is not his property, and he has no right to refuse to relinquish it when asked (or ordered).

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:22 PM (BRvh1)

582 @510

Word.

Posted by: Man Who Sells Shit Shovels at November 07, 2018 09:22 PM (qxq6t)

583 Trump is a master. Hes been waiting to boot DSL Jim for so long. Now after dropping Sessions and weathering the election Hungry Mouth Acosta gave him the perfect opportunity to put it all together. Led to the lava and he jumped right in lol

Posted by: WonkishRogue at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (l2t1M)

584 Huh...looks like Mia Love might win her race after all. Well, it'll make the dems mad is so.

Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (RFh5Y)

585 The local Detroit ABC News station posted on Facebook that Acosta lost his White House Credentials because he asked the President "tough questions".
Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (IuYIh)


"This just in. Jim Acosta lost his White House credentials today for being a raving asshole. Again. Film at 11."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (CDGwz)

586 548 What are the ranks in this street gang? I'm sure the top tier are "Cap'ns" but what's a fresh young recruit called?

"Meat"

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (MwFQu)

587 I didn't see that but I did get to see the guy punching out the fem-prenazi that ace had in the sidebar. I was cracking up.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (KEr/t)

Same guy. He made a series of them. Apparently feeding her to pigs was the last straw for YouTube.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (rnXGe)

588 Acosta should have been b&mpersanded the first month of the God Emperor's reign just for being a hack and a gargler of testis.

His arm-wrestle with an intern, I agree, not assault as such ... but, fuck that guy. He'd delivered all the bullshit anyone could possibly have wanted to hear, and should have surrendered the microphone.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (ykYG2)

589 runner I believe you. I saw a flash of light when you nominated me for a best comment

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (aSpXp)

590 Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (MTjB1)

You just seem a bit contrarian contentious tonight, but maybe I've misread you?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (n9EOP)

591 Bruh....JackStraw was saying Sessions was working in a super duper top secret bunker getting ready to foil the Dems with a 5D chess strategery.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (QBoRM)


That was early on. Since then he's been no Sleepy fan.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (T71PA)

592 YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.

Ah, yes, you can kill people all day long in video games *AND* post it to youtube without a blink, but offend an SJW and it's the end of the fucking world.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

593 Huh...looks like Mia Love might win her race after all. Well, it'll make the dems mad is so.


Excellent news, fantastic woman.

Posted by: GEOTUS at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (yQpMk)

594 586 548 What are the ranks in this street gang? I'm sure the top tier are "Cap'ns" but what's a fresh young recruit called?

"Meat"

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (MwFQu)


Fodder!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (n9EOP)

595 I don't think Jack is here to defend his virtue.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (aSpXp)

596 You just seem a bit contrarian contentious tonight, but maybe I've misread you?
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at N



lol, that is my natural inclination! the suggestions that Trump was even considering going after acosta do seem beyond stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)

597 the intern is cute

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (dMvl+)

598 Acoster acostering in slow mo:

https://twitter.com/MZHemingway/status/ 1060352841649397760

Delete space.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (9hauA)

599 @574

Don't forget Huber.

Huber was going to start raining down indictments.


Say, whatever happened to McCabes "criminal referral?"


Hmmm.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (qxq6t)

600 Huh...looks like Mia Love might win her race after all. Well, it'll make the dems mad is so.





Excellent news, fantastic woman.

Posted by: GEOTUS at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (yQpMk)


Only became competitive when The Donald mentioned her.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (tAj5d)

601 grunt

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (aSpXp)

602 My wife can't say Stirewalt's name without throwing in a couple of cuss words.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (T71PA)
++++++++++++
My dad always called a certain former president "William Jefferson Butthole Clinton." I can't think of the man without adding his addendum.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (hYcqw)

603 I think Sarah Sanders needs to have some training exercises for her interns...
When they touch you: "Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!"

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (438dO)

604 Trump should have personally bitch slapped acosta like moe did to larry....watsa mata wit yu...git outa hea yu

Posted by: And u thought the winning was over at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (nzKWW)

605 Antifa loudmouth leader with a bullhorn (along with supporters) at Tucker's home were shouting "Racist scumbag leave town" and "we know where you sleep at night, we will fight" and "No borders, no walls, no USA at all!!"

I expect TuCa will show that video tomorrow night.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (JXEtC)

606 Now y'all ... be fair. JackStraw wasn't the only one who just didn't understand how stupid you had to be to not understand that Trump was keeping Sessions for a reason.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (0GJk6)

607 584 Huh...looks like Mia Love might win her race after all. Well, it'll make the dems mad is so.
Posted by: lizabth at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (RFh5Y)

___

It'll make Trump look kinda foolish too since he mentioned her as one of the Republicans who lost because they didn't support him.

Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (QBoRM)

608 Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (DjIXP)

There's always one who has to raise the ante.

Fine. they were internet statistics anyway so I could diss a fat man with a big mouth and few couths.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (yT99I)

609 What do you mean? All aIl I have ever seen Jack say is that Trump kept him there for a reason, and that if he wanted him gone, he would be gone.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G


It's unusual to make cabinet changes in the year leading up to the election. A better way to put it is "If Trump wanted him gone he'd as for Sessions' resignation after the election."

I'm with Ace. Sessions is a good man who's not willing to play by Chicago rules even though the other side is doing just that. I suspect Trump has been itching to get rid of him for awhile now, and I hope he replaces sessions with someone like Ann Coulter.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (h2Bdk)

610 The local Detroit ABC News station posted on Facebook that Acosta lost his White House Credentials because he asked the President "tough questions".
Posted by: Bill R. at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (IuYIh)

"This just in. Jim Acosta lost his White House credentials today for being a raving asshole. Again. Film at 11."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (CDGwz)

If "tough" questions were the real reason, there would be almost no one left in the WH press corps.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (9hauA)

611 The sidebar link of ST doing Camelot is also funny.

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (sLvAU)

612 When they touch you: "Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!"


LET GO OF ME! YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

613 the suggestions that Trump was even considering going after acosta do seem beyond stupid.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (MTjB1)


We agree on that, seems like wish-casting to me.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (n9EOP)

614 I don't think Jack is here to defend his virtue.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (aSpXp)


That's okay. Everybody likes JackStraw.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (KEr/t)

615 are we srsly going to talk smack about a regular that is not here to defend himself?

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (aSpXp)

616 https://twitter.com/RodStryker/status/1060249759041101824
Posted by: Let's go to the tape at November 07, 2018 09:17 PM (l5nfk)

He made contact with a loving karate chop-like move.

Anyway, good riddance. His questioning of Trump was extremely inappropriate and I'm glad Trump slapped him down during the press conference.
Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:19 PM (9hauA)

If Trump really wants to step up his game, he should have the intern file charges against Acosta.

Won't go anywhere in DC, but he'll have an arrest for assault on his record if the cops move forward.

Which again, in a domestic violence situation, they would 9/10 times.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (GBteo)

617 In case anyone missed it, CNN and The Guardian had this trivial Acosta matter on the internet five minutes after it happened and you didn't even need to search for it.

Just visit your favorite search engine's 'news' page and it was served up to you as a top story. Right on top; first story.

The framed the narrative as a hostile Trump attacking a news reporter for asking a contentious question.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (hrcfq)

618 Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (438dO)

and stumble and fall down.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (yT99I)

619 Bruh....JackStraw was saying Sessions was working in a super duper top secret bunker getting ready to foil the Dems with a 5D chess strategery.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (QBoRM)

That was early on. Since then he's been no Sleepy fan.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (T71PA)

---------------

This is my take as well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (I16G8)

620 I said "I hope JackStraw is right" a lot here, when he was assuring us of Sessions' sooper sekrit plan to fix the DOJ and scupper the witch-hunt.

I guess I have to munch on a crow-wing from his plate. With buffalo sauce

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (ykYG2)

621 612 When they touch you: "Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!"


LET GO OF ME! YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

THAT'S MY PURSE!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

622 Honestly, having watched a bit more of the press conference, I am truly ticked off. Who do these people think they are, that they can badger the President of the United States? No one elected them or gives a damn about their opinion. They need to sit down and shut up after their turn. If they can't do that, then they don't get to come back. Enough of this nonsense.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (5HBd1)

623 I was thinking Asterisks or Calamari

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (87EdW)

624 605 Antifa loudmouth leader with a bullhorn (along with supporters) at Tucker's home were shouting "Racist scumbag leave town" and "we know where you sleep at night, we will fight" and "No borders, no walls, no USA at all!!"

I expect TuCa will show that video tomorrow night.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (JXEtC)


I would loop a recording of fingernails scraping a chalkboard and play it to them at high volume.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (h2Bdk)

625 I think PETA was behind his banning.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++
Are suffragettes bad for alligators?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (hYcqw)

626 Pop, he's a good guy . at least I don't think he is an ax murderer, but I could be wrong!

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (aSpXp)

627 Antifa loudmouth leader with a bullhorn (along with supporters) [ ... ] "No borders, no walls, no USA at all!!"

That's a sure winner.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (KEr/t)

628 615 are we srsly going to talk smack about a regular that is not here to defend himself?
Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (aSpXp)

Yeah, willow is right -- I don't like this talk, guys.

Wait until he's here if you must bring it up, but shit talking when he's not here is very Jim Acosta-like.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (GBteo)

629 Same guy. He made a series of them. Apparently feeding her to pigs was the last straw for YouTube.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (rnXGe)

Well, poisoning pigs is a touch cruel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (KHhgg)

630 we srsly going to talk smack about a regular that is not here to defend himself?
Posted by: willow at N




depends, who is the regular?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (MTjB1)

631 There are ways to fake a bruise too.

Just sayin'

No. One. would disapprove.

She should get a raise or a new position.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (yT99I)

632 lol, that is my natural inclination! the suggestions that Trump was even considering going after acosta do seem beyond stupid.

Oh come on. Watch it frame by frame. It's the Zapruder of our time.

Posted by: dartist at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (K22Va)

633 612 When they touch you: "Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!"


LET GO OF ME! YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (yQpMk)

I don't know you! Let go of my purse!

Posted by: Bobby Hill at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (Izzlo)

634 I go away for two hours and more breaking news??? Damn! The day after elections is very entertaining.

Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (4lu7W)

635 And this little punk a$$ed bitch is going to cry like a professional eurabian soccer player too.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king tired of this fecal matter show at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (8ZeGS)

636 They went too far when they took away his Play Doh set too.

Posted by: East Bay Jay at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (PvCxa)

637 If it hasn't been said before, f**k that Acosta guy.
Posted by: Mr. Matamoros at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM

In particular.

Posted by: Winston Wolfe at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (DVvHX)

638 625 I think PETA was behind his banning.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:21 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++
Are suffragettes bad for alligators?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (hYcqw)

Suffragettes are bad for alligators and other living things.

Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)

639 What do you mean? All aIl I have ever seen Jack say is that Trump kept him there for a reason, and that if he wanted him gone, he would be gone.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:20 PM (I16G

---------

I guess the reason Trump kept him was he thought it might adversely affect the mid-terms and/or didn't have support in the Senate.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (/8RAd)

640 Ah, yes, you can kill people all day long in video games *AND* post it to youtube without a blink, but offend an SJW and it's the end of the fucking world.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (oVJmc)

Isn't the entire point of Far Cry 5 to kill hillbillies?

When a guy from Australia says 'the humor is really one sided, politically' it gives me pause. Never picked that one up and I love open world games.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (iSh8b)

641 Off, sock!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (DVvHX)

642 594 586 548 What are the ranks in this street gang? I'm sure the top tier are "Cap'ns" but what's a fresh young recruit called?

"Meat"

Posted by: Fox2! at November 07, 2018 09:23 PM (MwFQu)

Fodder!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (n9EOP)

Strawberries.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (BRvh1)

643 "YouTube banned the guy who fed the feminist to the alligator in Read Dead Redemption.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans"

Looks like he got his channel restored.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (DjIXP)

644


I know Grump928 will remember how Auburn football coach Ralph "Shug" Jordan pronounced his last name: "Jur-dn."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (HaL55)

645 605
"No borders, no walls, no USA at all!!"

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (JXEtC)


Because dissent is the highest form of patriotism.

Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (sdi6R)

646 @609

I reject your assertion that Sessions is a good man.


A good man does not all the unbelievable injustices that have been inflicted upon his President and his country occur.


And over what?


Because he talked to a Russian who literally every fucking Democrat has talked to as well.


Fuck that guy with a barbwired pineapple.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (qxq6t)

647 Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (qxq6t)

Maybe they'll finally unseal the 100,000+ indictments that Huber has prepared?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (n9EOP)

648 Acosta, not Jack that is. Not smack talking Jack here.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king tired of this fecal matter show at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (8ZeGS)

649 622 Honestly, having watched a bit more of the press conference, I am truly ticked off. Who do these people think they are, that they can badger the President of the United States? No one elected them or gives a damn about their opinion. They need to sit down and shut up after their turn. If they can't do that, then they don't get to come back. Enough of this nonsense.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (5HBd1)


I agree. The only thing that makes them special is access to the White House. It's time for Trump to make an example.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (h2Bdk)

650 His arm-wrestle with an intern, I agree, not assault as such ... but, fuck that guy.


Not assault per se, but very wrong and defnitely sexist.

Imagine if, say, Tyrus were the White House intern. Same result?

She's an intern, she's a girl. She's five feet away from the President of the United States. She's trying to do her job.

She reaches for the mic directly but he elbow blocks her. She tries to reach around and he pushes her arm away. That was definitely big bully man using force on little powerless girl.

I did love he look she gave Trump.

Anyway, fuck Acosta.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (fuK7c)

651 When I went on Bing it wasn't in the latest news.

Bing is slower than googles.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (yT99I)

652 Are suffragettes bad for alligators?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (hYcqw)


Suffragettes are bad for everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (KEr/t)

653 lol yankee, you're incorrigible, but I do see your point I Palin steele for instance.

but I think Jack is our pal, I mean as much as we can be pals in this type of forum.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (aSpXp)

654 597 the intern is cute
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (dMvl+)

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice -- hell, you're right. She's cute.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (GBteo)

655 Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (fuK7c)

Okay.

We'll watch.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (yT99I)

656 Are suffragettes bad for alligators?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (hYcqw)


Why should alligators get a skip?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (CDGwz)

657 Suffragettes are bad for alligators and other living things.
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (NWiLs)


We taste delicious.

So this is an on-line game people play?

Posted by: platypus, dark and twisty at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (sLvAU)

658 I go away for two hours and more breaking news??? Damn! The day after elections is very entertaining.
Posted by: IC at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (4lu7W)


right, so, Acosta wanted to use the WH bathroom this eve, but his pass was revoked and he made a puddle at the SS gate

Posted by: runner at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (bUjCl)

659 The framed the narrative as a hostile Trump attacking a news reporter for asking a contentious question.
Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (hrcfq)

Well, the Grauniad has been doctrinaire Commie since before Adam's testicles descended. Why are you surprised?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (KHhgg)

660 #572 Sock off. And on a tablet so I'm thirty minutes behind in replying.

Posted by: andycanuck at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (Evws/)

661 Maybe they'll finally unseal the 100,000+ indictments that Huber has prepared?

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (n9EOP)


You understand nothing of ... The Process.

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (0GJk6)

662 lol yankee, you're incorrigible, but I do see your point I Palin steele for instance.

but I think Jack is our pal, I mean as much as we can be pals in this type of forum.
Posted by: willow at N



you are right, we should wait until he gets here.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (MTjB1)

663 Dude who made a parody Youtube video (see sidebar) of a video game character punching out an NPC gets his entire account (500k subscribers) deleted.

https://tinyurl.com/ybwsvbuc

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (rbgPC)

664 Hmm. Hannity about to bow out of his show? Offered a WH spot? Something, at any rate is going on.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (4bd7D)

665 I just think it's time someone says, "This is the elected President of the United States. If you cannot behave appropriately, then you need to look for another job. You will respect the office or you will not be allowed in another press conference."

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (5HBd1)

666 but offend an SJW and it's the end of the fucking world.

Yeah you can kill thousands of people in a video game and post it on Youtube but kill one obnoxious sufferegette in a video game and its the death sentence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (39g3+)

667 yankeee that's the spirit!

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (aSpXp)

668 What's great about RDR 2 is just how obnoxious they made the suffragette. Really, if you were there you'd think about punching her too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (h2Bdk)

669 645 605
"No borders, no walls, no USA at all!!"

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at November 07, 2018 09:25 PM (JXEtC)

Because dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
Posted by: rickl at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (sdi6R)


And don't you dare question their patriotism!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (Ibwur)

670 IC, craze day, I think i've experienced every emotion today.

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (aSpXp)

671 Sharriko- the youtube red redemption guy was banned, but now he's back. People raised hell and youtube backed off.

Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (4YHTV)

672 are we srsly going to talk smack about a regular that is not here to defend himself?

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (aSpXp)

Sure. the best time.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (yT99I)

673 Actually Acosta didn't ask him questions. Acosta wanted to tell the President his opinion of the illegals, then tell Trump his opinion of the Mueller investigation. And he was out of line and took up more time than the other reporters got. He is incompetent.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

674 but offend an SJW and it's the end of the fucking world.

Yeah you can kill thousands of people in a video game and post it on Youtube but kill one obnoxious sufferegette in a video game and its the death sentence.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (39g3+)

I was taken aback by the video, but I guess since this is the new standard we'll be banning all scenes of violence, e.g., in movies and as you say, video games, on YouTube, right?

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (9hauA)

675 Posted by: Bandersnatch at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (fuK7c)

Well I dont know DC criminal law, but the tort of battery is any unwanted contact.

Simple assault in most states has a similar definition.

So, yeah, I think it's possible Acosta could be charged.

Again, I've seen men charged for about the same amount of contact in domestic violence situations.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (GBteo)

676
The framed the narrative as a hostile Trump attacking a news reporter for asking a contentious question.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (hrcfq)



Well, the Grauniad has been doctrinaire Commie since before Adam's testicles descended. Why are you surprised?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (KHhgg)


And now they're going to whine about poor Jim Acosta litterally having his first ammendment rights stripped as the replay the video of him manhandling the young girl over and over. It's like they haven't learned anything these last few years.

Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (tAj5d)

677 Red Dead Redemption 2 is a action-adventure game developed and published by Rockstar Games. The game is a prequel to the 2010 game Red Dead Redemption, and the third entry in the Western-themed Red Dead series. Set in 1899, it follows the story of outlaw Arthur Morgan, a member of the Van der Linde gang, the fall of Dutch Van der Linde, and also details the time of a young John Marston in the same gang.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's earpiece at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)

678 665 I just think it's time someone says, "This is the elected President of the United States. If you cannot behave appropriately, then you need to look for another job. You will respect the office or you will not be allowed in another press conference."
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (5HBd1)


When did any reporter ever offer such disrespect to the Magic Negro? Anyone? Bueller? I'm not aware of it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (Ibwur)

679 So CNN sends a replacement Cuck. Big deal. Who cares about this weird reporter dude besides his mom?

Posted by: LASue at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (XROPS)

680 This is Jim Acosta, reporting live from the parking lot across the street.

Posted by: Minnfidel at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (WlPiF)

681 Forget the meat on me man,
cause you'll get bad indigestion...

Don't eat in Suffragette City

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (BRvh1)

682 I'll give it to Jacksraw. He went all in on Sessions, indictments , etc . If you have an opinion , don't equivocate to cover your ass in case you're wrong. Just don't disparage others when you're doing it. I don't think Jackstraw did that at all.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (2DOZq)

683 That was early on. Since then he's been no Sleepy fan.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 07, 2018 09:24 PM (T71PA)

---------------

This is my take as well.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (I16G

--------

Bullshit. Just a few weeks (hell maybe just last week) he was implying Rosenstein had some secret plan based on some snide answer Rosenstein gave to a Republican Congressman in a Committee meeting. He has always strongly asserted Sessions and Rosenstein where working on the Deep State problem in the DoJ.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (/8RAd)

684 Sean Hannity: Whitehouse Press Secretary would be a riot. The correspondents would never be able to get a question out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (yQpMk)

685 Can't enter white house grounds for my 8 PM 'HIT"???

WTF???

HIT????? Like what a Hit Man does?

Posted by: Don Q. at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (NgKpN)

686 Hmm. Hannity about to bow out of his show? Offered a WH spot? Something, at any rate is going on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (4bd7D)

-------------

What are you hearing?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (I16G8)

687 Looks like he got his channel restored.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (DjIXP)

LOL!!! New upload 7 minutes ago: "Beating up Chinese Man"

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (rnXGe)

688 A joke common on Twitter right now is that if Accosta is banned for being obnoxious, when is Trump going to be banned?

Yeah. Stupid jokes illustrating the underlying confusion at the world in general.

Posted by: Axeman at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (YOhRS)

689 By rights cnn should be banned from th wh completely. Acosta shouldn't have a job at this point.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (0OmEj)

690 When did any reporter ever offer such disrespect to the Magic Negro? Anyone? Bueller? I'm not aware of it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (Ibwur)

I think Acosta broke eye contact once....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (BRvh1)

691 Lena Dunham tried that same shit with me, Brah!

I tossed her down and dropped bofa deez nutz on her, boi!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (Z9C5C)

692
I reject your assertion that Sessions is a good man.
...
Fuck that guy with a barbwired pineapple.
Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (qxq6t)


I am with you on this. Sessions should have recognised that the "investigation" was a political witch-hunt with no substance early on - in fact, he did recognise this. But he hung on anyway.

He should have offered his resignation as soon as he realised that his department was working at cross-purposes with his boss. Instead he gave the suburbanites yet another reason to dislike Orange Man. I heard all that "Trump supporters are traitors!!" here in Boulder.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (ykYG2)

693 So this is an on-line game people play?
--
Grand Theft Auto
You can do 'things' to the NPCs. Sometimes you get points, sometimes you don't. You have to try those things to see what results.

So feeding a feminist NPC to an alligator is the non-intuitive experiment that might unlock super powers, or maybe not.

Posted by: Edric Milburn at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (hrcfq)

694 @679

I don't care about him either.

Posted by: Jim Accosta's Mom at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (/HC6x)

695 652 Are suffragettes bad for alligators?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at November 07, 2018 09:28 PM (hYcqw)

Suffragettes are bad for everything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (KEr/t)

I saw a book published recently about British suffragette terrorists, I'll have to try to find the title

Posted by: Bobby Hill at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (Izzlo)

696 Bwahahaha.

The White House has been Uncosted. It's about time.

Posted by: 29Victor at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (HT1Jh)

697 "Suffragettes are bad for everything.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair"

Aaaaaahhhhh Wham! Bam! Thank you Ma'am!

Posted by: David Bowie at November 07, 2018 09:35 PM (DjIXP)

698 That's what happens when you climb up on your white horse so often.

Lots of people there to applaud when you fall off.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (yT99I)

699 671 Sharriko- the youtube red redemption guy was banned, but now he's back. People raised hell and youtube backed off.
Posted by: Velveteen Mongoose at November 07, 2018 09:32 PM (4YHTV)


The funny thing is he didn't do it as some sort of political stunt. He kills her because you have to go to the trader a lot, and every time you go she badgers you. He was just tired of it.

After he kills her he decided the clip was funny and put it up on youtube. At which point youtube threw their own rule book into the bin and banhammered him because a lot of other people thought it was funny too.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (h2Bdk)

700 If memory serves, Ace did some shrieking over Michelle Fields. That's when I took a couple of days off from the blog. It turns out that was Ace's last resistance to Trump. He came around shortly after. I think. It wasn't long after that though.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (4ErVI)

701 LOL!!! New upload 7 minutes ago: "Beating up Chinese Man"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (rnXGe)

Well, I think the dude has found his niche.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (iSh8b)

702 So...a group of people your way with clear intent to enter your territory, but still hundreds of miles away, is not an invasion?

CNN and the rest of the MFM need to somehow get that word to the Japanese commanders of a hundred or so sites in the Pacific.

And to the American, British, Dutch, and Aussie commanders of Singapore, the Philippines, Rabaul, Java, Borneo, etc, etc.

Posted by: Gref at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (AMIL/)

703 Well, the Grauniad has been doctrinaire Commie since before Adam's testicles descended. Why are you surprised?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (KHhgg)

And now they're going to whine about poor Jim Acosta literally having his first amendment rights stripped as the replay the video of him manhandling the young girl over and over. It's like they haven't learned anything these last few years.
Posted by: mugiwara at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (tAj5d)


You're right, of course. The Guardian has been the house organ (SWIDT?) of the Labour Party since it was founded.

The irony of a Brit newspaper bleating about a nominal American's First Amendment rights is delicious, since the Brits don't have anything comparable to First Amendment rights.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (jyVW0)

704 Actually Acosta didn't ask him questions. Acosta wanted to tell the President his opinion of the illegals, then tell Trump his opinion of the Mueller investigation. And he was out of line and took up more time than the other reporters got. He is incompetent.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:33 PM (5HBd1)

He has been beclowning himself for a while.

He was trying to tell that his (Acosta's) definition of "invasion" was God's own truth and insinuate that Trump was a liar for calling the invasion an invasion. And then hogging the mic. I am so glad Trump gave him a proper slapping down.

Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (9hauA)

705 615 are we srsly going to talk smack about a regular that is not here to defend himself?

Posted by: willow at November 07, 2018 09:26 PM (aSpXp)



Yeah, willow is right -- I don't like this talk, guys.



Wait until he's here if you must bring it up, but shit talking when he's not here is very Jim Acosta-like.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes
...............
Some folks here have become very antifa-like..
I'm serious.. I'm glad to see some of the regulars speak up.. The attempt to bully into silence people with valid opinions is getting .. well.. sickening.
It is hard for me to speak up because I'm often one called nevertrumper and the like.. (the fuq?) let's not let this place devolve to that level, folks.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (438dO)

706 684 Sean Hannity: Whitehouse Press Secretary would be a riot. The correspondents would never be able to get a question out.

OK, that is funny.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (lD3vL)

707 687- Harvard says that's not racist because they rate low on "personality"

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (87EdW)

708 Save your animus for nevertrumpers and their "principles."

Posted by: dagny at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (nRWPy)

709 THAT'S MY PURSE!! I DON'T KNOW YOU!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: J. Crew Messenger Bag at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (DMUuz)

710 Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:27 PM (5HBd1)

In an earlier post I said that I wish President Trump had help this press conference before the election so more people would have see the kind of douchebag scum comprise our "free press".

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (n9EOP)

711 Matthew Whitaker certainly looks like a no-BS kind of guy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (U7Mh9)

712 Looks like he got his channel restored.


Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 09:29 PM (DjIXP)

LOL!!! New upload 7 minutes ago: "Beating up Chinese Man"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (rnXGe)


The Red Dead people should put some youtube and google NPCs in there just for laughs.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (KEr/t)

713
Suffragettes are bad for everything.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:30 PM (KEr/t)
---
I'll say, it's hard to get a good wine pairing.

Posted by: The Crocodile at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (YOhRS)

714 @683

The only thing snoozy and Rosenpenis were working on was screwing their boss.


Trumps shown Snoozy the door and Rosenpenis is next.


Shit is going to be escalating real quick.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (qxq6t)

715 About damned time they revoked that scumbag's WH press credentials.

Posted by: Pete at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (HTDVd)

716 Posted by: Grump928(C) at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (yQpMk)


Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (yT99I)

717 Chi-town, didn't you use to comment at NRO?

Posted by: dagny at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (nRWPy)

718 A joke common on Twitter right now is that if Accosta is banned for being obnoxious, when is Trump going to be banned?

OK, Trump is banned from being a shitty reporter for CNN.

Works for me.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (jyVW0)

719 Decosted?

Posted by: 29Victor at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (HT1Jh)

720 "So this is an on-line game people play?

--

Grand Theft Auto

You can do 'things' to the NPCs. Sometimes you get points, sometimes
you don't. You have to try those things to see what results.



So feeding a feminist NPC to an alligator is the non-intuitive experiment that might unlock super powers, or maybe not.

Posted by: Edric Milburn"

It's Red Dead Redemption 2, a console or PC game. Set in the wild west.

And the game actually has an achievement (called 'Dastardly') unlocked if you rope up a woman and put them on the railroad tracks and they get hit by a train.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (DjIXP)

721 690- In his defense, it's hard to keep your head turned and held up at that angle for any length of time.

Posted by: Farmer Bob- internet comedy coach at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (87EdW)

722 612 When they touch you: "Ow! Ow! You're hurting me!"


LET GO OF ME! YOU'RE NOT MY DADDY!


Nah, when at the WH, the safe word is: "GUN !!!"

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 09:38 PM (lD3vL)

723 Sessions is nice, but not good as AG.

Trump is frequently not nice, but very good as POTUS.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (dMvl+)

724 706 684 Sean Hannity: Whitehouse Press Secretary would be a riot. The correspondents would never be able to get a question out.

OK, that is funny.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (lD3vL)


They'd probably all end up Great Americans, though.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (h2Bdk)

725 NOOD, ducks

...or was it cucks?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (GBteo)

726 By rights cnn should be banned from th wh completely.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at November 07, 2018 09:34 PM (0OmEj)


I agree. Acosta was there as CNN's representative. CNN is responsible for his actions and should have had their White House access cut off.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (KEr/t)

727 After he kills her he decided the clip was funny and put it up on youtube. At which point youtube threw their own rule book into the bin and banhammered him because a lot of other people thought it was funny too.
Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (h2Bdk)

There's no way that google, the #1 search engine should have been allowed to buy the #1 video site. Talk about a monopoly.

Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (Izzlo)

728 Corey Lewandowski was a Trump aide who infamously ripped Michelle Fields' arm off, sexually assaulted her with it, then gave her the finger using her own detached hand. It was never established how he disposed of the arm, but there were unconfirmed reports of cannibalism.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's earpiece at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (NWiLs)

729 We get these lectures on how we need to be more civil, then we are supposed to listen to some reporter badger the President with his own opinions. And Acosta does this regularly. Screw that. If Acosta can't be polite and professional, he has no business covering the White House. Let CNN find someone competent to do the job.

Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (5HBd1)

730 Youtube and Twitter are platforms controlled by our enemies.

Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (BXMxN)

731 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (jyVW0)

And even less now.

Posted by: jakee308 at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (yT99I)

732 663
https://tinyurl.com/ybwsvbuc

Posted by: McLurkerson at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (rbgPC)

Even more amazing is a Sargon video under 5 minutes.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (vWMNq)

733 Shit is going to be escalating real quick.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 07, 2018 09:37 PM (qxq6t)

I say bring it on. Time for the gloves to come off. I'd like to see Palsi and The Geriatrics try and pull one over on Trump. He's going to destroy these fuckers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at November 07, 2018 09:40 PM (4ErVI)

734 Posted by: chique d'afrique at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (9hauA)

Acosta is one of a breed of fatuous imbecile "reporters" who think the entire universe is a Twitter argument.

The job of a press corp correspondent is to ask a question, receive an answer, and if clarification is needed, ask for clarification. The rest of the corps is there for redundancy, because nobody in their right mind ever trusted a reporter to report what was said accurately.

Where these pigheaded narcissists like Acosta ever got the insane notion that their job is to stand there and argue with THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES is far, far beyond me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at November 07, 2018 09:40 PM (BRvh1)

735 cnn and the rest of the media will double down protecting their warrior. bank it.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 07, 2018 09:40 PM (KP5rU)

736 So...a group of people your way with clear intent to enter your territory, but still hundreds of miles away, is not an invasion?

Start the US military marching toward Mexico and watch the Reds reverse themselves.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (jyVW0)

737 Come horde, time to migrate to the NOOD.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (GBteo)

738 Hmm. Hannity about to bow out of his show? Offered a WH spot? Something, at any rate is going on.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:31 PM (4bd7D)

-------------

What are you hearing?
Posted by: Calm Mentor
------------

Hannity wasn't around last night. He's hinted at a special closing statement tonight.

A little bit odd, even for Hannity.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (HTHlp)

739 If memory serves, Ace did some shrieking over Michelle Fields. That's when I took a couple of days off from the blog.

The shrieking was pilloried in the comments, including by (then) Trump-averse Cruz supporters like me.

The difference here is that L'ski (I forget his full name) was acting like a bodyguard should, blocking a claimed "reporter" from getting too close to his charge. Remember Masood "the lion of panjshir" on 9/11? Who got murdered by Qaeda masquerading as a news agency?

Acosta wasn't protecting anything, except the dildo microphone he was supposed to be handing over.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (ykYG2)

740 I was so gawdammed dissatisfied with snoozy mcsnoozerson that I WANTED jack to be right. Fvcking worthless piece of monkey shit needs vacate the AG slot yesterday.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot - sofa king tired of this fecal matter show at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (8ZeGS)

741 Dear Diary, Now I know how Solzhenitsyn and Dostoevsky suffered.

I was so upset that I could barely finish my dual course of lobster benedict and foi gras at my favorite gourmet restaurant. With two desserts.

Posted by: girldog at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (g5YYQ)

742 701 Well, I think the dude has found his niche.


And all Sargon's fans are subscribing to his channel.

Posted by: Off the reservation at November 07, 2018 09:42 PM (vWMNq)

743 Deplorable Ja Guevara @ 678- disrespek the magic negro? Well, Joe Wilson wasn't a 'reporter', but he did stand up at a state of the union and call him a liar. Good times they was.

Posted by: Eromero at November 07, 2018 09:43 PM (zLDYs)

744 Maybe CNN could replace Acosta with that Don Lemming fellow. He seems like an original thinker.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 07, 2018 09:43 PM (KHhgg)

745 Some folks here have become very antifa-like..
I'm serious.. I'm glad to see some of the regulars speak up.. The attempt to bully into silence people with valid opinions is getting .. well.. sickening.
It is hard for me to speak up because I'm often one called nevertrumper and the like.. (the fuq?) let's not let this place devolve to that level, folks.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 07, 2018 09:36 PM (438dO)

Whining that you're being bullied , on a blog , is ridiculous.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)

746 730 Youtube and Twitter are platforms controlled by our enemies.
Posted by: steevy at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (BXMxN)


No question about that. I used to think that left space for other companies to compete, like Fox did in broadcasting, but the big tech companies have enough control over the media they can browbeat hosting providers and payment processors to prevent that from happening.

You can't run a commercial site without a hosting provider and a payment processor. You might be able to do your own hosting at a large extra cost, but the banking will kill you anyway.

Posted by: Ace's liver at November 07, 2018 09:44 PM (h2Bdk)

747 It always was what it appeared to be: Sessions was only mildly concerned about DoJ corruption, preferring to handle it as an HR problem.

And it appears Rosenstein truly is an entitled prick who may have been on the whole hit on Trump.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:44 PM (/8RAd)

748 Hannity wasn't around last night. He's hinted at a special closing statement tonight.

A little bit odd, even for Hannity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at November 07, 2018 09:41 PM (HTHlp)

TICK TOCK

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 07, 2018 09:45 PM (1g7ch)

749 I hope this isn't going to be a temporary ban like it was for that Univision flack.

Make it permanent. And if CNN insists it's Acosta, let them stay home.

Let's see where Acosta's career goes without being able to pester Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 09:45 PM (oVJmc)

750 We are still counting ballots just as quick as we can manufacture them because...woman of color and something!

Posted by: Fat Stacey Abrams at November 07, 2018 09:46 PM (yhf6w)

751 Sessions was a polite man. But was he a good man ?

I've seen over and over and over again - people confuse polite for good. A polite man will not car-jack you ... but he may fuck you in a legal process to seize a portion of your assets. A good man may not take his hat off at the dinner table - which seems to really piss some of you off - but he'll hand your lost wallet back to you, with all the cash still inside.

A man like Sessions finds polite easy. But don't ever mistake that shit for good. Good is fucking hard ... and typically not popular. Not when it really counts.

Jeff Sessions strikes me as a Polite man. Nothing more. But Polite seems to suffice for most.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 09:46 PM (0GJk6)

752 There's no way that google, the #1 search engine should have been allowed to buy the #1 video site. Talk about a monopoly.
Posted by: josephistan at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (Izzlo)

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100% agree.

Having been in companies through acquisitions, I've seen walls built in a plant and half sold to a competitor because part of a production process was in the acquisition was considered monopolizing.

Posted by: MAGA at November 07, 2018 09:48 PM (/8RAd)

753 We get these lectures on how we need to be more
civil, then we are supposed to listen to some reporter badger the
President with his own opinions. And Acosta does this regularly. Screw
that. If Acosta can't be polite and professional, he has no business
covering the White House. Let CNN find someone competent to do the job.
Posted by: notsothoreau at November 07, 2018 09:39 PM (5HBd1)


Ever since Helen Thomas I have felt that the reporters feel they are panjandrums who own the briefings.

I have long felt that the reporters there should be issued a three month pass that is renewable once every two years. Let the big names go do important things and let the newbies cover the easy stuff like asking questions assembled by their superiors and writing down the answers. Maybe some real talent will show up in the room.

Posted by: Kindltot at November 07, 2018 09:49 PM (mUa7G)

754 Whining that you're being bullied , on a blog , is ridiculous.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at November 07, 2018 09:43 PM (2DOZq)


Those that run around all day ... seeing "trolls" behind every post ... seem so as well.

Jerry has a valid point. There are some that seek to control the conversation by driving off particular views.

Posted by: The Midnight Rider at November 07, 2018 09:53 PM (0GJk6)

755 There's no way that google, the #1 search engine should have been allowed to buy the #1 video site. Talk about a monopoly.

They also own the #1 smartphone operating system.

Your phone is a tracking device that notes location, interactions, information, and sends it all to Google to be correlated with all their other information that is built up on you.

Not only are they monopolistic, they are Skynet, Big Brother, and the Mafia.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

756 Not only are they monopolistic, they are Skynet, Big Brother, and the Mafia.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 07, 2018 09:57 PM (oVJmc)

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Monopolistic: True.

Skynet: Remains to be seen.

Big Brother: Mos' def, hand in glove with the NSA.

The Mafia: That's the NSA.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 07, 2018 10:02 PM (5aX2M)

757 I was taken aback by the video, but I guess since this is the new standard we'll be banning all scenes of violence, e.g., in movies and as you say, video games, on YouTube, right?

Well yeah, and its not exactly like doing terrible things to annoying game NPCs is new, even in videos on Youtube!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 10:04 PM (39g3+)

758 t always was what it appeared to be: Sessions was only mildly concerned about DoJ corruption, preferring to handle it as an HR problem.

I think he honestly didn't SEE any corruption, just mild infractions of rules and procedures

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at November 07, 2018 10:05 PM (39g3+)

759 I flew part of the Columbia recovery effort for three months and a ground searcher found the ant-farm that made re entry. Fuckers were still alive.

Posted by: DBCooper at November 07, 2018 10:20 PM (bttOm)

760 Trump White House Revokes Jim Acosta's WH Pass, Denying Him Entry on to the Grounds

So late in the thread, but I don't care. Even if I'm last, I have to say, "#Winning," with a side of Awesome Sauce.

Acosta's so deserving of this ass-kicking, I can't even. And Trump came through.

This is so good, I'm ready to bear Trump's children.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at November 07, 2018 10:39 PM (6eEQ+)

761 I will be disappointed if Fox doesn't play the tape non-stop like they did with Corey.

Posted by: MikeN at November 07, 2018 10:53 PM (o/eHL)

762 Wouldn't it had been better if Trump had just decked the slug?

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at November 08, 2018 03:19 AM (Pr11x)

763 Abelio Acosta again? Bet you didn't know that in Cuban Spanglish Abelio means fuck-tard.

Posted by: Bully at November 10, 2018 05:17 PM (ObJ5s)

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