RUSSIAN AGENTS SOMEHOW PROVOKE THE CALM AND NOT AT ALL A DRY-DRUNK ALEC BALDWIN INTO LOSING HIS TEMPER AND PUNCHING SOMEONE OVER A PARKING SPACE

It's okay to punch a Nazi, and this guy who took the parking space I wanted is obviously Nazi, or at least watches Clint Eastwood movies.


Actor Alec Baldwin was arrested in New York City’s West Village neighborhood Friday; with police detaining the comedian after he allegedly "punched" an unidentified victim while arguing over a parking space.

"Hot-headed actor Alec Baldwin was arrested Friday after punching a person in New York City, police said," reports CNBC. "The '30 Rock' star Baldwin was in custody after the incident in the West Village section of Manhattan."

Trump issued a statement: "I wish him luck."

I sure hope nothing bad happens in jail, like his survival.

And... he's already been allowed to go home.

Doug P. gives the post an amusing title: "If you're a celebrity, they let you do it."

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 08:41 PM




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1 Aww, they didn't give him the Whitey Bulger reception.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at November 02, 2018 08:41 PM (1g7ch)

2 Da, tovarisch.

Posted by: filbert at November 02, 2018 08:41 PM (953wK)

3 Arec Baldwin!!!

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2018 08:42 PM (c+2jX)

4 David Frum vs Steve Bannon at the Munk Debates in Toronto. 

Bannon is not the best debater in the world, but Frum is grossly inept. Bannon's kicking his ass all over the stage, and not even relentlessly using the Bush Administration to do it. Frum spews some canned heat, and that's it. That's all he's got. 

Trump should be taking notes, whatever else you may say of Steve Bannon. I think a little preparation will let him line up killshots well into 2020.

Posted by: trev006 at November 02, 2018 08:42 PM (dnzMM)

5 All those Baldwins look alike to me.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:43 PM (UdKB7)

6 Fucking clown does this all the time, and since NYC is a leftist stronghold, he walks again. Baldwin will continue to keep his "acting" gigs and no one on the left will ever dare to call him out.

But yes, remind us how the right embraces violence.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:43 PM (Agn5J)

7 That one movie where he fucked Meryl Streep in some senior-citizen comedy made me vomit all over my floor.

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2018 08:43 PM (c+2jX)

8 Top ten?

Posted by: Surfperch at November 02, 2018 08:44 PM (KbL1c)

9 The NYPD is a pussy and Alec Baldwin grabbed it.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 08:44 PM (ykYG2)

10 That one Alec though is one nasty piece of shit. He's rotten to the core.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:44 PM (UdKB7)

11 You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You are worthless, Alec Baldwin
You failed in every way and now my stock in you has fallen.
Your career is stalling and youre worthless, Alec Baldwin
Thats why I blew your head off
And your children are all Baldwin

Posted by: Kim Jong-Il at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (5aX2M)

12 Zombie, you are a great American.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (NHUHN)

13 It only takes several beat-downs for a hothead to reconsider his disposition.

Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (Z9C5C)

14 Yep,not the first person Baldwin has punched.You or I would have done time.

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (BXMxN)

15 >>>The NYPD is a pussy and Alec Baldwin grabbed it.


The HIERARCHY of the NYPD, like the top of most big departments, is riddled with incompetence and corruption. It's a shame for the patrol officers, who probably thought Baldwin needed at least a day of cell time.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (Agn5J)

16 i absolutely love that this happened.

Posted by: concrete girl, feelin bratty again at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (isRia)

17 Plot twist!
The guy he punched was a working Joe painting over Baldwin's name in an ABC parking lot.

Posted by: yaedon at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (qdhQS)

18 Comedians are all angry bitter assholes under the clown nose.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (NLLmE)

19 Maybe he could get into a fight with the brass section!

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (QE8X6)

20 One day he's gonna pull that shit with someone who is not wearing one of those hipster slouchy beanie hats and a goatee. Then it's game on his punchy face.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2018 08:46 PM (n7Fvr)

21 7 That one movie where he fucked Meryl Streep in some senior-citizen comedy made me vomit all over my floor.
Posted by: zombie

12 Zombie, you are a great American.
Posted by: weirdflunky


Oh yeah, "It's Complicated" it was called. Just look at the poster -- visual ipecac:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Complicated_(film)

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2018 08:46 PM (c+2jX)

22 'Zombie, you are a great American'

Check her link! She's got two great Americans!

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:46 PM (UdKB7)

23 >>>One day he's gonna pull that shit with someone who is not wearing one of those hipster slouchy beanie hats and a goatee. Then it's game on his punchy face.



My guess is the victim knew it was a crowded street and Baldwin was the protected class. Bet he wanted to knock Baldwin's teeth out, but money is power.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (Agn5J)

24 All those Baldwins look alike to me.

The Parker/Stone documentary on the great US/Canada war explained that it began when the Canucks bombed the Baldwin residence.

We really should apologise to Canada.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

25 16 i absolutely love that this happened.
Posted by: concrete girl, feelin bratty again at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (isRia)



Well...yeah.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (NLLmE)

26 types...deletes....

Posted by: Under Fire at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (r9UYA)

27 Im out for now. May see y'all on the ONT. If not then stay safe and sleep seeet.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (myjNJ)

28 19 Maybe he could get into a fight with the brass section!
Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (QE8X6)

The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (Izzlo)

29 Posted by: Kim Jong-Il at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (5aX2M)

He's no Hans Bwix.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (oFsfu)

30 Did he call the victim a selfish pig?

Posted by: Alec's Daughter at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (+lVUW)

31 It only takes several beat-downs for a hothead to reconsider his disposition.

Yeah, a serious ass kicking or two would definitely help cure his anger management "issues".

Posted by: tu3031 at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (sf1AO)

32 This Baldwin guy is an ass.
What a jerk.
Stay in NY asshole. The rest of America has no time for you.

Posted by: Diogenes at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (0tfLf)

33 Totally understandable decision, everytime I drive I want to shoot everybody else, I want to punch everybody who gets a better parking spot, especially handicapped people who get the best spots, and its Alec "Freakin'" Baldwin for God's sake.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (Hn6S7)

34 I've seen people beaten within an inch of their life in NYC over a parking spot. It can escalate very quickly.

Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (n7Fvr)

35 Check her link! She's got two great Americans!
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:46 PM (UdKB7)

That's what I was referring to. And Zombie's patriotism of course.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (NHUHN)

36 Fat and stupid is no way to go through life, Alec.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (bML9A)

37 Introduce him to Whitey Bulger's prison mates.

I hear they are nice.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (qxq6t)

38 21 Sweet lord. I wanted to throw my phone in the toilet. Thanks for that.

Posted by: Kim Jong-Il at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (5aX2M)

39 I will toast his name with some freezer beer tonight!

Posted by: Max Power at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (q177U)

40 >>>I've seen people beaten within an inch of their life in NYC over a parking spot. It can escalate very quickly.


George Costanza missed a prize fight because of one.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (Agn5J)

41 A baldwin is the measurement of scrotum/brain displacement. People actually named baldwin have an inordinate assholery quotient. Word.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (zLDYs)

42 'And Zombie's patriotism of course.'

Sal-lute!

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (UdKB7)

43 As I said in a previous thread, I wish it was DeNiro he punched.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (+lVUW)

44 We really should apologise to Canada.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (ykYG2)

Well that is fair. They did apologize for Bryan Adams. Wait! They still haven't apologized for Celine Dion.

Posted by: auscolpyr at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (oFsfu)

45 People actually named baldwin have an inordinate assholery quotient. Word.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (zLDYs)

Adam Baldwin kicks all kinds of ass, brah.

Posted by: trev006 at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (dnzMM)

46 >>>That one movie where he fucked Meryl Streep in some senior-citizen comedy made me vomit all over my floor.<<<

Jesus! Could you find two more insipid characters to cast for a Dutch oven?

Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (Z9C5C)

47 Also wouldn't it be a kick in the pants if the GOP gains a filibuster proof majority in the Senate and the Donks regain control of the house?

Shudders.

Posted by: Kreplach at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (qxq6t)

48 Alec Baldwin is not a comedian.

Posted by: Darth Randall at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (p0nVR)

49 So, New York City needs more parking, eh?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (ko0V2)

50 Pop Quiz:

More bloated face-

Alec Baldwin or Al Gore?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (m45I2)

51 This is getting out of hand, and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: NYPD Metermaid at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (5RXy6)

52 Baldwin is a comedian?

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (K22Va)

53 IRONY ALERT! Al Sharpton Accuses Trump Of "Playing The Race Card"
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http://bit.ly/2Om5rGQ

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (ueWXy)

54 You morons are always grading women on the binary scale and we' ette's have one too. Alec might have been a 1 back in the day, and for some of us old 'ette's, he might still could be (considering our age range) except for the total ugliness that exudes from his very being. And he's nuts as hell. Zero.

'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."


Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (RfzVr)

55 43 As I said in a previous thread, I wish it was DeNiro he punched.
Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (+lVUW)



When I heard Bill Murray punched Chevy Chase I decided I really liked that guy.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (NLLmE)

56 We really should apologise to Canada.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at N




for what? not conquering them and making them a state sooner?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (MTjB1)

57 Alec Baldwin or Al Gore?
Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 08:50 PM (m45I2)

-------

Charlie Sheen

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (5aX2M)

58 7 That one movie where he fucked Meryl Streep in some senior-citizen comedy made me vomit all over my floor.
Posted by: zombie


Geez, you watched that? Please tell me they weren't naked.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (+lVUW)

59 Well that is fair. They did apologize for Bryan Adams. Wait! They still haven't apologized for Celine Dion.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (oFsfu)

--@--------

They also inflicted Jim Carrey on us. They are on thin ice.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (I16G8)

60 Rules are for pleebs, not the beautiful people

Posted by: A dude in MI at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (OOH1c)

61 lol cfo mom

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (UdKB7)

62 I'd bet he would've done it to a woman, too. Dude's got serious anger issues. He probably tortured animals in his youth.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (JoUsr)

63 Laws apply to the little people and celebrities are not little people, you peon.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (z1Dz9)

64 Charlie Sheen
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (5aX2M)
====
Nah that just just Tiger Blood

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (ueWXy)

65 When I heard Bill Murray punched Chevy Chase I decided I really liked that guy.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (NLLmE)


I knew there was something eminently likeable about Bill Murray!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (n9EOP)

66 I am trying to think of the movies I liked Alec Baldwin in:

Hunt for Red October (even though he was a foil for the far cooler Sean Connery)

...

Hmmm

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (ko0V2)

67 The '30 Rock' star Baldwin

What the !? ... I was in movies, you goddamn chimps! Movies!

Posted by: a well-tempered Baldwin at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (jr1mC)

68 Trump's fault.

Obviously.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (EZebt)

69 we are no longer a nation of laws...

they are only for Normals, not our elite or our betters.

which is why there will be a civil war.

Posted by: redc1c4 at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (Dagiw)

70 59 Well that is fair. They did apologize for Bryan Adams. Wait! They still haven't apologized for Celine Dion.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (oFsfu)

--@--------

They also inflicted Jim Carrey on us. They are on thin ice.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (I16G

Justin Bieber is one of theirs as well. Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (Izzlo)

71 I consider someone who's been on SNL 1000 times to be a comedian.

Doesn't mean you have to, of course.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (NLLmE)

72 Tucker brang it tonight

Posted by: logprof at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (e7oj4)

73 trev006- Adam Baldwin is probably a throwback.

Posted by: Eromero at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (zLDYs)

74 I'll be voting against Mr. Baldwin because I now must question his temperament.

Posted by: Utah at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (SRIn5)

75 "Bill Murray punched Chevy Chase"

Right on.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (HaNEn)

76 'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."
---
Yep. That seems like something everyone should tell their daughters some day.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (z1Dz9)

77 58 7 That one movie where he fucked Meryl Streep in some senior-citizen comedy made me vomit all over my floor.
Posted by: zombie

Geez, you watched that? Please tell me they weren't naked.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Luckily, only body parts were naked -- no full-body nudity.

Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (c+2jX)

78 we should declare war on canada for unleashing that fucking justin bieber on the world. overrated little fucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (KP5rU)

79 56
We really should apologise to Canada.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at N









for what? not conquering them and making them a state sooner?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (MTjB1)

Naw, we already have the most precious possession of Canada, Lord Stanley's Cup. It is better this way, we hold their chalice, they send whatever they want. Jim Carrey should be good for another 2 decades of the Stanley Cup Champion being a team in the US.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (Hn6S7)

80 >>>Hunt for Red October (even though he was a foil for the far cooler Sean Connery)


That's it. Patriot Games was an equally good film, and Harrison Ford is much better than Baldwin. Oh, Baldwin was in Beetlejuice, but not that impressive.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (Agn5J)

81 Hey everybody.

Ace & Co., thought you'd want to know: Criterion blu-rays and DVDs are half off right now, until 12/3.

Thinking of getting The 400 Blows, and Tom Jones.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:55 PM (miE9U)

82 Desk warrant - that's crap, you or I would be spending the evening in local jail awaiting our turn the next day in front of the magistrate to hear our charges.

Posted by: Boswell at November 02, 2018 08:55 PM (OjnQU)

83 'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."




Posted by: cfo mom
------
Only at AoS folks.

Posted by: Tonypete at November 02, 2018 08:55 PM (9rIkM)

84 Oops... they're half off at BARNES AND NOBLE.
Get 'em there before they go bankrupt...

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:55 PM (miE9U)

85 >>>Desk warrant - that's crap, you or I would be spending the evening in local jail awaiting our turn the next day in front of the magistrate to hear our charges.



24 to 48 hours. At a minimum.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:55 PM (Agn5J)

86 NYC needs to ban autos and delivery trucks. Make everyone ride those Vespa scooters. You can park six or more Vespas in one car-sized parking slot.

Hell, you can take the scooter into your apartment, for that matter.

Posted by: Victor Goodsum at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (Lm4bP)

87 (At least I didn't post it in bold)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (miE9U)

88 Well that is fair. They did apologize for Bryan Adams. Wait! They still haven't apologized for Celine Dion.
Posted by: auscolpyr at November 02, 2018 08:49 PM (oFsfu)

--@--------

They also inflicted Jim Carrey on us. They are on thin ice.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 08:52 PM (I16G

Justin Bieber is one of theirs as well. Nuke the place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2018 08:53 PM (Izzlo)

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If they will take Striesand, Baldwin, Deniro and Tom Arnold I'd consider it a wash.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (I16G8)

89 'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."

What's fair is fair ma'am. Hat tip indeed.

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (K22Va)

90 And... I got my copy of John Wick already. Thanks for the recommendation everyone!

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (miE9U)

91 Hunt for Red October (even though he was a foil for the far cooler Sean Connery)


Worst casting in the history of movies was Alec Baldwin as Jimmy Doolittle in "Pearl Harbor". Like the the movie didn't suck enough.

Posted by: tu3031 at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (sf1AO)

92 Rich Zeoli out of 1210 AM in Philly was in his glory today with this story. Baldwin (very) briefly hosted a talk show on that station - it was a train wreck on steroids. The few audio recordings that survive are too marvelous for words.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (Izzlo)

93 >>28 19 Maybe he could get into a fight with the brass section! Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2018 08:45 PM (QE8X6)

The whole rhythm section was the Purple Gang
Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2018 08:47 PM (Izzlo)

He is of course the "voice" of the NY Phil, which makes this whole thing all the more hilarious.

Posted by: Caliban at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (QE8X6)

94 >>>And... I got my copy of John Wick already. Thanks for the recommendation everyone!




Didn't see the sequel yet, but the original is awesome.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (Agn5J)

95 Alec Baldwin is not a comedian.


*******


Well, not on purpose anyway.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (m45I2)

96 Russell Crowe likes to punch people too. They should fight each other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (5aX2M)

97 Hunt for Red October

Glengarry Glen Ross

That other David Mamet film, with Anthony Hopkins

OK, that one wasn't that great.

Posted by: movie cricket at November 02, 2018 08:57 PM (jr1mC)

98 I remember watching Alec Baldwin all the way back to when he played some mental "preacher" on Knots Landing. I think he played the boyfriend of Lisa Hartman.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 02, 2018 08:57 PM (JoUsr)

99 DA called down to the local precinct and got this reduced to jaywalking - you or I would never have those lawyers connection to have that happen.

Posted by: Boswell at November 02, 2018 08:57 PM (OjnQU)

100 movie cricket, I want to get a copy of Oleanna.
Great ahead-of-its-time flick on SJWs and sexual harassment.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (miE9U)

101 Rats, missed the previous thread. That NPCLateNightHosts pic has now been saved.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (SH6RA)

102 well, thank goodness that is over.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (MTjB1)

103 Wyatt, thanks!
That's what everyone keeps telling me.
I admit I like movies about people who go insane... :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (miE9U)

104 "Toronto is capable of discussing difficult and contentious ideas."

Damn skippy. Say what you will about the Munk School, but they kept their nerve in a way that many American institutions have not.

Posted by: trev006 at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (dnzMM)

105 Russell Crowe likes to punch people too. They should fight each other.

--

Cockfight!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (JoUsr)

106 Russell Crowe likes to punch people too. They should fight each other.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Oy! Are you implyin' I'm not peaceful, you lil buggar?
That makes me feel like fightin'!

Posted by: Russell Crowe - Fightin Round the World at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (5RXy6)

107 Alec may be a comedian and may even at times be funny but the funny thing about the "arts" is do you reject the "artist" even though you like it's "art"? How much can you tolerate until you completely reject some "art", like music, that you would otherwise enjoy?

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

108 Crowe would paste the walls with Baldwin's body parts.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (NLLmE)

109 96
Russell Crowe likes to punch people too. They should fight each other.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at November 02, 2018 08:56 PM (5aX2M)

Russell Crowe learned how to skate and play hockey, he is excused for his desire to punch somebody.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (Hn6S7)

110 And there's this Baldwinesque shot at Ben Shapiro too:
https://twitter.com/ItsGoneAwry/status/
1058503386776174593

Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (Evws/)

111 100 movie cricket, I want to get a copy of Oleanna.
Great ahead-of-its-time flick on SJWs and sexual harassment.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (miE9U)

Ditto.

Posted by: josephistan at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (Izzlo)

112
Do something Arec Barwin.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2018 09:00 PM (SiINZ)

113 How much can you tolerate until you completely reject some "art", like music, that you would otherwise enjoy?
Posted by: freaked


*********


Man, you just blew my mind! Pass the bong.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:01 PM (m45I2)

114

You are worthress Arec Barwin

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2018 09:01 PM (SiINZ)

115 'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."
---
Yep. That seems like something everyone should tell their daughters some day.

Posted by: Shibumi at November 02, 2018 08:54 PM (z1Dz9)


That and
"Don't even think about getting on the pole!"

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 02, 2018 09:01 PM (n9EOP)

116 How much can you tolerate until you completely reject some "art", like music, that you would otherwise enjoy?

I've found myself doing that when looking at movies coming out. "This movie might be interesting but... Jessica Chastain is in it... might be full of SJW... I'll go read this book instead."

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:01 PM (ykYG2)

117 Alec Baldwin was great in The Cooler. He's an ass IRL but a good comic actor.

Posted by: logprof at November 02, 2018 09:02 PM (e7oj4)

118 Kim Basinger was not hard on the eyes when she was younger.

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2018 09:02 PM (K22Va)

119 'Man, you just blew my mind! Pass the bong'

Ok man but first you gotta do a limerick

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:02 PM (UdKB7)

120 Trump corollary: Stick you dick in a cats butt repeatedly!

Posted by: Pepetito at November 02, 2018 09:02 PM (eDbn+)

121 It's OK, the other guy was a Jew.

Crimes against Jews are OK as long as you are not a right-winger.

Posted by: West at November 02, 2018 09:02 PM (VHlrv)

122 BTH, Jessica Chastain did a good job in The Tree Of Life, which is the most openly Christian film I've seen in a long time.

Of course, she's not in it much; and her acting is almost entirely nonverbal. (It's a Malick film.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:02 PM (miE9U)

123 >>>I've found myself doing that when looking at movies coming out. "This movie might be interesting but... Jessica Chastain is in it... might be full of SJW... I'll go read this book instead."



Jessica Chastain may be the least attractive actress of all time. She's also a terrible actress, ut I cannot get past that face.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (Agn5J)

124 Holy shit. At the Munk Debate, the crowd started with 28% agreeing that the future of the West is populist, not liberal.

It ended with 57% agreeing. In the heart of Toronto.

Posted by: trev006 at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (dnzMM)

125 The Film Actors Guild fully supports Alec and his mostly peaceful attempt at conflict resolution.

Posted by: F.A.G. at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (5RXy6)

126 James O'Keefe

DONNELLY EXPOSED: Jill Donnelly: "He does" Support Unions, Just "don't say that to people!" ... Staff Says Donnelly Has to Play Down Being Liberal "especially in Indiana, just because like, it's so conservative."
===
He Got Jill Donnelly ! Joes Wife on this one HAHAHAHA

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (ueWXy)

127 Wasn't he the key guy, saying "coffee is for closers!"?

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (Z1eux)

128 Baldwin needs an honest-to-god beat down.
His azz needs to be kicked. It should have happened decades ago.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (UsCnO)

129 Thanks a lot, FAG.

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 09:04 PM (NLLmE)

130 'I've found myself doing that when looking at movies coming out. '

That's what I mean. I want to be able to watch a movie without hating the actors.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:04 PM (UdKB7)

131
Charlie Sheen
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


AIDS is a bitch to the aging process, as is drug abuse.
That idiot has thrown his life away.
And his idiot father called him a "hero", because destroying yourself with booze, drugs, and unprotected sex is heroic or something.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2018 09:04 PM (+lVUW)

132 'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."

Fair enough.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:04 PM (sdi6R)

133 > Glengarry Glen Ross

That was the only thing I ever thought he was good in.

Mainly because his character was a total repugnant scumbag, so no actual acting skills were required.

Even at that, he wasn't fit to smell the shit of any of the genuinely great actors in that movie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:04 PM (vOkuK)

134 Rodrigo, I thought Alec Baldwin was a scumbag in Godfather III.

That was the first time I'd heard of him, btw.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:05 PM (miE9U)

135 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:58 PM (miE9U)

Hold on to all your gold coins.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 02, 2018 09:05 PM (NHUHN)

136 127
Wasn't he the key guy, saying "coffee is for closers!"?

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2018 09:03 PM (Z1eux)

Yes, that whole diatribe was written just to get him into the movie. It was awesome. 2nd place is a set of steak knives, 3rd place you're fired.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 02, 2018 09:05 PM (Hn6S7)

137 http://bit.ly/2OmqGYU
=====
Project Veritas Vid

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 02, 2018 09:05 PM (ueWXy)

138 Tell daughters "NO tattoos."

Or you are really going to have Daddy issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2018 09:06 PM (hyuyC)

139 Rodrigo, I thought Alec Baldwin was a scumbag in Godfather III.

--

Andy Garcia, who was pretty hot at the time.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 02, 2018 09:06 PM (JoUsr)

140 I'd like to see a cage match between Alec, Russell Crowe, and... Mel Gibson.

My hunch is, Gibson would win, 'cuz he could out-crazy the others by far.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:06 PM (miE9U)

141 68 Trump's fault.

Obviously.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Well, duh. He's not only making us get fat, he's giving us anger issues.

Posted by: Streisand at November 02, 2018 09:07 PM (+lVUW)

142 > Kim Basinger was not hard on the eyes when she was younger.

I remember enjoying Katie: Portrait of a Centerfold when I was of an age.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:07 PM (vOkuK)

143 weirdflunky, okay...
I assume that's from one of the movies I mentioned. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:07 PM (miE9U)

144 > My hunch is, Gibson would win, 'cuz he could out-crazy the others by far.

It would definitely be between Gibson and Crowe. Baldwin would be crying for mommy after the first punch to the face.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (vOkuK)

145 Tell daughters "NO tattoos."

Or you are really going to have Daddy issues.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2018 09:06 PM (hyuyC)


Hmm, Rule # 3

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

146 >>>I remember enjoying Katie: Portrait of a Centerfold when I was of an age.


She was great in Never Say Never Again with Sean Connery. She was standing in lots of cold rooms

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (kFnmp)

147 Trump goes right to my thighs.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (2NqXo)

148 Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:07 PM (miE9U)

No no. Just sound advice. Carry on.

Posted by: weirdflunky at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (NHUHN)

149

Ok man but first you gotta do a limerick

*********

Dickhead - a limerick

That Baldwin fella, first name of Alec
With a steely stare. Darn near metallic
A bad ass comic actor
But a real malefactor
You might say that his cranium was phallic


Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (m45I2)

150 "The Getaway"; Steve McQueen vs Alec Baldwin or the man vs the pretty boy.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (HaNEn)

151 Rodrigo, exactly. I'd bet Gibson has the out-of-fcuking-nowhere pimp hand of all time.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (miE9U)

152 > I thought Alec Baldwin was a scumbag in Godfather III.

> That was the first time I'd heard of him, btw.

I'm not remembering him in that movie, for some reason, but it's been a few decades since I saw it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:09 PM (vOkuK)

153 Come on in to Crazy Dick's Auto Outlet where we give you all that Crazy Dick has to offer! More, More, More Crazy Dick than you can imagine! It's crazy!

Posted by: Crazy Dick's Auto Outlet at November 02, 2018 09:09 PM (UdKB7)

154 Alec Baldwin was okay in Beetlejuice. I guess. But his part could have been played by any rando picked off the street. His job was to be the beta male wayyy over his head. Ditto Geena Davis, also replaceable.

At risk of summoning The Troll, Winona Ryder's role was more important, and demanded better acting - which she delivered. The other actors delivered as well, including Jones the paedo. (And, of course, Keaton ran away with the thing.)

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:09 PM (ykYG2)

155 How much can you tolerate until you completely reject some "art", like music, that you would otherwise enjoy?

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 08:59 PM (UdKB7)

When they cross the line from "here is how I feel" to "here is how you should feel".

Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 09:09 PM (RfzVr)

156 Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (HaNEn)
===
Kim Basinger's Body

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 02, 2018 09:10 PM (ueWXy)

157 > Rodrigo, exactly. I'd bet Gibson has the out-of-fcuking-nowhere pimp hand of all time.

Oh, yeah, Gibson definitely has the "fucking crazy" advantage. On the other hand, Crowe probably has 50 pounds on him. It would probably be a good fight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:10 PM (vOkuK)

158
76 'Ette corollary - "Don't let crazy stick it's dick in you."
---
Yep. That seems like something everyone should tell their daughters some day.


Really surprised that has never been said before!

Posted by: Spun unt Murky at November 02, 2018 09:10 PM (4DCSq)

159 >>>At risk of summoning The Troll, Winona Ryder's role was more important, and demanded better acting - which she delivered.


The 19-year old me fell in love with Winona Ryder that day. Even with the emo makeup I knew she was gorgeous.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 09:10 PM (kFnmp)

160 'You might say that his cranium was phallic'

* packs a bowl, passes bong *

Posted by: Crazy Dick's Auto Outlet at November 02, 2018 09:11 PM (UdKB7)

161 Thanks F.A.G.S.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at November 02, 2018 09:11 PM (dKiJG)

162 Oh, yeah, Gibson definitely has the "fucking crazy" advantage. On the other hand, Crowe probably has 50 pounds on him. It would probably be a good fight.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Don't discount the scrappy factor of the little guy.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 02, 2018 09:11 PM (5RXy6)

163 133 > Glengarry Glen Ross

That was the only thing I ever thought he was good in.

Mainly because his character was a total repugnant scumbag, so no actual acting skills were required.

Even at that, he wasn't fit to smell the shit of any of the genuinely great actors in that movie.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



He was alright in The Hunt For Red October though I suspect the last line of your comment applies for THfRO too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at November 02, 2018 09:11 PM (SH6RA)

164 96 Russell Crowe likes to punch people too. They should fight each other.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

My money's on Crowe.

Posted by: Streisand at November 02, 2018 09:11 PM (+lVUW)

165 Anybody else reading about this "new" flick on Netflix from... Orson Welles?

The Other Side Of The Wind. Welles finished shooting it in 1976.

It doesn't sound fantastic to me to be honest, but OTOH, I'd still like to see it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:12 PM (miE9U)

166 I lurv that you called him a dry drunk, boss. Its a thing, I've sorta been there and they are ASSholes.

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at November 02, 2018 09:12 PM (2o7Th)

167 > Jessica Chastain may be the least attractive actress of all time.

She looks fine to me, but I love me some gingers.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:12 PM (vOkuK)

168 Thought Crowe was 'stralian. Hockey?


And - uh oh, Winona stuff. Don't rouse the dead stoopid spirits.


Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2018 09:13 PM (QDnY+)

169 Anybody else reading about this "new" flick on Netflix from... Orson Welles?

The Other Side Of The Wind. Welles finished shooting it in 1976.

It doesn't sound fantastic to me to be honest, but OTOH, I'd still like to see it.
Posted by: qdpsteve

And don't forget to pick up a box of Mrs Pell's Fish Sticks.
https://youtu.be/6i7ycxiog40

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 02, 2018 09:13 PM (5RXy6)

170 >>>She looks fine to me, but I love me some gingers.



As do I, but I prefer mine pre-death. Chastain looks like a corpse. Check out crazy stupid hot Slovak actress Vica Kerekes. It'll meet your ginger criteria.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 09:14 PM (kFnmp)

171 Prince Ludwig: They're even better after you're dead!! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:14 PM (miE9U)

172 I draw the line on listening to "celebrities" opinions is when they start a sentence with "I don't know much about global warming, but..." and don't shut up at that point.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:14 PM (m45I2)

173 I saw on TCM that The Stranger was the only Orson Welles directed movie that made money because they did not allow him to use any of his ideas.

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:15 PM (BXMxN)

174 168
Thought Crowe was 'stralian. Hockey?


And - uh oh, Winona stuff. Don't rouse the dead stoopid spirits.




Posted by: rhomboid at November 02, 2018 09:13 PM (QDnY+)

Yes, he was in Mystery, Alaska. Decent enough movie, but he had to learn to skate and execute some rudimentary hockey skills. Most of the high action was "hockey double" but there are a few scenes he has to look comfortable on the ice.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 02, 2018 09:16 PM (Hn6S7)

175 126 James O'Keefe

DONNELLY EXPOSED: Jill Donnelly: "He does" Support Unions, Just "don't say that to people!" ... Staff Says Donnelly Has to Play Down Being Liberal "especially in Indiana, just because like, it's so conservative."
===
He Got Jill Donnelly ! Joes Wife on this one HAHAHAHA
Posted by: MSM


In a just world, O'Keefe would get a Pulitzer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2018 09:17 PM (+lVUW)

176 Australian hockey players have to be extra tough.

Think pond hockey with live crocodiles.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:17 PM (m45I2)

177 Russell Crowe's best film was Man of Steel!

*ducks*

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 09:18 PM (kFnmp)

178 In a just world, O'Keefe would get a Pulitzer.

In Pulitzer world, it belongs to Duranty.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:18 PM (ykYG2)

179 Thinking of trying California Pizza Kitchen for the first time in a long time tonight.

What's better, the spicy chorizo pizza or the spicy chipotle chicken pizza?

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:18 PM (miE9U)

180 Are you not entertained? Are you not entertained? Is this not why you are here?

Posted by: Maximus Baldwin at November 02, 2018 09:19 PM (Z9C5C)

181 steevy, maybe so.
Ya gotta admit Welles' The Trial is great. Perfect summation of the SJW kangaroo courts today.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:19 PM (miE9U)

182 147 Trump goes right to my thighs.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at November 02, 2018 09:08 PM (2NqXo)



ha

Posted by: eleven at November 02, 2018 09:19 PM (NLLmE)

183 In a just world, O'Keefe would get a Pulitzer.

In Pulitzer world, it belongs to Duranty.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:18 PM (ykYG2)


In this world, Don Lemon get a Pulitzer.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at November 02, 2018 09:19 PM (T71PA)

184 >>>Yes, he was in Mystery, Alaska

...and that kiss he gave his wife...out in the snow. one of my four favorite cinematic kisses.

Posted by: concrete girl, feelin bratty again at November 02, 2018 09:19 PM (isRia)

185 Thinking of trying California Pizza Kitchen for the first time in a long time tonight.
What's better, the spicy chorizo pizza or the spicy chipotle chicken pizza?


I recommend spiking the pizza with several capsules of Imodium. Or else you and your terlit are going to be very intimate for the next 24 hours.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

186 179
Thinking of trying California Pizza Kitchen for the first time in a long time tonight.

Watch out for the roasted garlic chicken.

Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2018 09:21 PM (K22Va)

187 I've seen people beaten within an inch of their life in NYC over a parking spot. It can escalate very quickly.
Posted by: Marcus T at November 02, 2018 08:48 PM (n7Fvr)

Or be Jewish and have the temerity to use a crosswalk in front of a muzzie cab driver.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:21 PM (KHhgg)

188 Crowe will win the fight if Enya or Hans Zimmer are playing.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at November 02, 2018 09:21 PM (rnAwa)

189 > He was alright in The Hunt For Red October though I suspect the last line of your comment applies for THfRO too.

I didn't care for him in that, but that was mostly because he just didn't match my mental idea of Jack Ryan. I'm not sure who could carry that role off, frankly. It has to be a guy you can imagine being both a genius and a stone-cold operator.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:21 PM (vOkuK)

190 I'm going to be honest, as a Hoosier through and through.....Mike Braun is a terrible candidate.

They should have gotten someone else. God bless President Trump, he sure is trying. I think Trump is the ONLY reason Braun is still in this thing.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 02, 2018 09:21 PM (TL2pK)

191 In this world, Don Lemon get a Pulitzer.
Posted by: DR.WTF?

No, Don got a Pullster in recognition of his many hours volunteering at Manhattan glory holes.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 02, 2018 09:22 PM (5RXy6)

192 Why is Alec Baldwin a leftist? He seems to be a libertarian. He doesn't like being constrained by arbitrary rules. I admire him in that respect. Maybe he will have his Kanye moment.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 02, 2018 09:22 PM (/qEW2)

193 I recommend spiking the pizza with several capsules of Imodium. Or else you and your terlit are going to be very intimate for the next 24 hours.
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:20 PM (ykYG2)

And he's the guy who knows.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at November 02, 2018 09:22 PM (ko0V2)

194 I'll fight anyone of you cunts in the Octagon of parking facilities!

Posted by: Maximus Baldwin at November 02, 2018 09:22 PM (Z9C5C)

195 I can't help but feel this is somehow Trump's fault.

You know, with his tone and such. In fact, I'm pretty sure ever violent crime from this point forward can be reasonably presumed to be as a result of Trump.

Posted by: F*cktarded Liberal at November 02, 2018 09:22 PM (jZQUe)

196 Is it true that the parking facilities in NYC are without patallel?

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:23 PM (m45I2)

197 Hey, fappers! I was at the Trump rally and the last thing I saw on my phone before the connections were swamped and gone was the news of this shithead's arrest. Really lifted everyone's spirits!

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (14URa)

198 > No, Don got a Pullster in recognition of his many hours volunteering at Manhattan glory holes.

Maybe he was wearing a Lilly Pulitzer dress while he was doing it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (vOkuK)

199 I'd give him the Coffee is for Closers speech in Glengarry Glen Ross. Except that was 90% just great writing.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (j4US8)

200 for what? not conquering them and making them a state sooner?
Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 08:51 PM (MTjB1)

The USA absolutely has my blessing to do this. As long as you guys hang the assholes on my list. And you don't want 'em around raising shit, anyway.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (KHhgg)

201 Obligatory Woody Allen clip:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVJt9FToP4

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (/qEW2)

202 So... the nightly news I saw says he punched a guy over taking a parking spot that was "being saved for him"... WTF?
You cannot "save" a parking space! Unless it is mid-winter in Chicago on a side street and you shovel it out and put a kitchen chair in that spot.. woe be to the mutherfucker that takes that space!
Otherwise.. you cannot save a space!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (438dO)

203 @197

Hey lady! Still in the Hoosier state? Still liking it?

Posted by: TickledPink at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (TL2pK)

204 Gillum campaign worker arrested for throwing drink at college Republicans

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312129/

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (BXMxN)

205 I think Gibsons actually a pretty small guy. Baldwin's a big, Irish dude. Same age, I'd give at least even odds against Crowe, but I think Crowe's probably 20 years his junior, so he'd take it.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 02, 2018 09:25 PM (ruKcR)

206 179
Thinking of trying California Pizza Kitchen for the first time in a long time tonight.
_____________

They used to have a taco salad pizza, which sounds gross, but was really pretty good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at November 02, 2018 09:25 PM (fqUgw)

207 Hi Peaches! I'm going to a Trump rally too on Sunday!

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (UdKB7)

208 The USA absolutely has my blessing to do this. As long as you guys hang the assholes on my list.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I'm sure they'll none of them be missed.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (5RXy6)

209 Thinking of getting The 400 Blows, and Tom Jones.
Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 08:55 PM (miE9U)

The 400 Blows? Izzat a Stormy Daniels vehicle?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (KHhgg)

210 Hi Peaches! I'm going to a Trump rally too on Sunday!
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (UdKB7)

......

Chattanooga?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (jZQUe)

211 Baldwin perp walk
https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/
1058476348342038530

Posted by: andycanuck at November 02, 2018 09:27 PM (Evws/)

212 Down the memory hole immediately:Iraqui refugee arrested by FBI for building car bombs,teaching others

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/312119/

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:27 PM (BXMxN)

213 197
Hey, fappers! I was at the Trump rally and the last thing I saw on my
phone before the connections were swamped and gone was the news of this
shithead's arrest. Really lifted everyone's spirits!

Hey Peaches, how does really being there compare to the way it's covered on the news?



Posted by: dartist at November 02, 2018 09:27 PM (K22Va)

214 > but I think Crowe's probably 20 years his junior

Crowe: 54. Baldwin: 60. Gibson: 62.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:27 PM (vOkuK)

215 boulder, sounds like a regular Friday night for me :-)

Thanks for the tips everyone.
I like they have cauliflower crust now, for us people who at least pretend to be on an Atkins diet sometimes.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (miE9U)

216 Trump issued a statement: "I wish him luck."

Actually Trump just tossed that line off at the walking-to-the-chopper press opportunity, when someone asked if he had heard that Baldwin had been in a fight and gotten arrested. I would have loved a mere *Sad*...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (cguCB)

217 Peaches, right on!!!

Posted by: concrete girl at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (isRia)

218 Hi Peaches! I'm going to a Trump rally too on Sunday!
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (UdKB7)

......

Chattanooga?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (jZQUe)

-------

Macon, GA

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (I16G8)

219 'Chattanooga?'

No Macon.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (UdKB7)

220 175
In a just world, O'Keefe would get a Pulitzer.

Posted by: nerdygirl at November 02, 2018 09:17 PM (+lVUW)


In a just world, people who advocate socialism would be objects of scorn and ridicule, and would be reduced to panhandling.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (sdi6R)

221 I live 20 minutes from Braun's home town, smack dab in the middle of the most conservative county in the state. And, even his home town isn't excited about him.

Even my super super conservative cousin who would vote for Alf if he was the republican candidate isn't sure about pulling the trigger on Mike Braun.

Posted by: TickledPink at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (TL2pK)

222 AOP: You're thinking of the remake. :-)

The 400 Blows, a surprisingly good film. One of those that's always described as "arty," but there's actually a story.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (miE9U)

223

uhh..uhh..global warming...corporate America...

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2018 09:29 PM (SiINZ)

224 >>Hey, fappers!


Excuse me, am only partially fapping. At work right now.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at November 02, 2018 09:29 PM (gA69l)

225 > In a just world, people who advocate socialism would be objects of scorn and ridicule, and would be reduced to panhandling.

Or put to work digging canals.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:29 PM (vOkuK)

226
With trepidation, I await the ONT to see if it is another giftastic browser killer...

Posted by: Spun unt Murky at November 02, 2018 09:29 PM (4DCSq)

227 Chattanooga?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (jZQUe)


No, I think I'm finally getting my flu under control... ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:29 PM (miE9U)

228 176
Australian hockey players have to be extra tough.



Think pond hockey with live crocodiles.

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:17 PM (m45I2)

Funny you mention Australian Hockey. Meet Nathan Walker, Australia's first Stanley Cup Champion with the Washington Capitals.
https://tinyurl.com/y88lr5mx

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at November 02, 2018 09:30 PM (Hn6S7)

229 Peaches!!!
Good to see you.

Posted by: Braenyard at November 02, 2018 09:30 PM (HaNEn)

230 Really? In that case, even odds on Baldwin, 3 will get you 5 on Mel-let's set it up!

Posted by: Farmer Bob at November 02, 2018 09:30 PM (ruKcR)

231 I really don't get why PDT is coming to Macon since Kemp will probably lose the city but wth I'll go see 'em just for the spectacle.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

232 226
With trepidation, I await the ONT to see if it is another giftastic browser killer...
Posted by: Spun unt Murky at November 02, 2018 09:29 PM (4DCSq)


Well into this afternoon, my browser still hadn't recovered from last night's ONT. The main page was loading painfully slow.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

233 Or put to work digging canals.

That was the point of the gulag. Not to put the old Tsarist reactionaries away, oh no. (Those guys went to the mental homes.) The gulag was for the old-school revolutionaries for whom Stalin no longer had any use.

So, yes, in the United Soviet States Of America, it is exactly the (white) Bernie voters whom Gillum and Adams will send to build a canal from Washington State to Maine.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at November 02, 2018 09:32 PM (ykYG2)

234 190 I'm going to be honest, as a Hoosier through and through.....Mike Braun is a terrible candidate. .......

Yes he is dreadful. Comes across a bit greezy. Pulled big red lever anyway.

Posted by: Smaug at November 02, 2018 09:32 PM (nKPgU)

235 Didja see that Trump is in trouble again?

Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Trump just called Obama at rally in Indiana "Barack H. Obama." (Not very subtle)

-
I guess he also traced the H with his finger. I'm not sure subtle was what he was going for.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 02, 2018 09:33 PM (+y/Ru)

236 Macon, GA

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:28 PM (I16G

.....

I got my boss and his guitarist two tickets for the Chattanooga stop Sunday evening.

If you haven't been to a Trump rally, you are in for a treat. I've seen him twice and he is a blast!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2018 09:33 PM (jZQUe)

237 >>>Crowe: 54. Baldwin: 60. Gibson: 62.<<<

All of those years pugilistic machismo amount to nothing when you reach the age when the husks in a bag of pop secret popcorn rip your ass like your ass was a moisty hunk of cheese in a cheese grater.

Posted by: Maximus Baldwin at November 02, 2018 09:33 PM (Z9C5C)

238 235 Umm,that is his middle initial no?LOL

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:34 PM (BXMxN)

239 These people truly are insane.

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:34 PM (BXMxN)

240 Okay, just got the Spicy Chipotle Pizza with a side of mac-n-cheese bites.
Hope it's good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at November 02, 2018 09:34 PM (miE9U)

241 Trump should call him Baraka,their heads would literally explode.

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (BXMxN)

242 Hey, fappers! I was at the Trump rally and the last thing I saw on my phone before the connections were swamped and gone was the news of this shithead's arrest. Really lifted everyone's spirits!
Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (14URa)

{{{Peaches!}}}

Where you at?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (KHhgg)

243 Did I fire 6 insults or was it 5? Do you feel lucky punk?

Well do ya?

Posted by: Alec's insane asylum brain at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (Z4rgH)

244 I really don't get why PDT is coming to Macon since Kemp will probably lose the city but wth I'll go see 'em just for the spectacle.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:31 PM (UdKB7)

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Their internals must be showing Kemp needs help in the area. Pence was here yesterday with Kemp, and they did Dalton, Savannah and I believe Augusta.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (I16G8)

245
Hi Peaches! I'm going to a Trump rally too on Sunday!

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:26 PM (UdKB7)
Wear really good footwear. I just stood for 8 solid hours in some cheap faux ugg boots and I'm just hoping the lower back damage is not permanent.

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (14URa)

246 Mark Levin always called him Barack Milhous Obama.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

247 another, dear diary

Posted by: concrete girl at November 02, 2018 09:35 PM (isRia)

248 Kinda cool.
Alec's much better little brother.

https://tinyurl.com/y7oqm3av

Posted by: mikeyG at November 02, 2018 09:36 PM (LL1Be)

249 The Cheap Gin Industry pulled strings. They need Alec Baldwin on the streets or thousands could lose their jobs.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at November 02, 2018 09:36 PM (oVJmc)

250 Umm,that is his middle initial no?LOL
Posted by: steevy

Remember when Noname McDeadguy banned any member of his campaign from using TFG's middle name?
That was totally a legit campaign and not at all a sham.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at November 02, 2018 09:37 PM (5RXy6)

251 The USA absolutely has my blessing to do this. As long as you guys hang the assholes on my list. And you don't want 'em around raising shit, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:24 PM (KHhgg)

.........

We hang yours, you hang ours. Deal?

Posted by: Smaug at November 02, 2018 09:37 PM (nKPgU)

252 The USA absolutely has my blessing to do this. As long as you guys hang the assholes on my list. And you don't want 'em around raising shit, anyway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at N




have you posted your list here?

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:37 PM (MTjB1)

253 If you haven't been to a Trump rally, you are in for a treat. I've seen him twice and he is a blast!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at November 02, 2018 09:33 PM (jZQUe)

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I went to one fairly early in the primaries, when you could still get in the building an hour before start time. It was indeed a good time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:38 PM (I16G8)

254 Show us on the doll where the bad man touched your parking spot.

Posted by: Dr Phil at November 02, 2018 09:38 PM (PvCxa)

255 '8 solid hours'

Wow! Doors open Sunday at 1, rally starts at 4. The place is only about 5 miles from here but I don't want to go over there at 8am Sunday.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

256 Hey, fappers! I was at the Trump rally and the last thing I saw on my phone before the connections were swamped and gone was the news of this shithead's arrest. Really lifted everyone's spirits!
Posted by: Peaches at N




lol, two words into the comment and it is already who apparent who wrote it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (MTjB1)

257 Pakistani Christian not freed yet because of massive protests by those upset by her acquittal.

Why don't we let people like her emigrate here? These people need to be evacuated. Why do we only take the shit people who just happen to be on the losing end of a conflict with those who are just as evil as they are? No. I don't want such people. We should only be evacuating Christians and Jews from these shit holes and leave the cockroaches to devour each other.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (/qEW2)

258 Amazing. Stephen Baldwin has been married to his wife Kenya since 1990.
And is a born again Christian.
Quite a story.

https://tinyurl.com/y7oqm3av

Posted by: mikeyG at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (LL1Be)

259 What does the H stand for?

Haploid?

(old joke, sorry)

Posted by: Kindltot at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (mUa7G)

260 We hang yours, you hang ours. Deal?
Posted by: Smaug at N



we'll hang our own. they owe it to us.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (MTjB1)

261 Peaches!! Good to see you. You know the Horde worries when a regular goes missing for too long. Glad you had fun at the rally.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 09:40 PM (RfzVr)

262 > We hang yours, you hang ours. Deal?

There was an old African colonial joke to that effect.

White mistress to her servant: "If there's an uprising, you wouldn't cut my throat, would you?"
Servant: "No, missy! Never! Me cut throat of white missy next door. Her boy cut your throat."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at November 02, 2018 09:40 PM (vOkuK)

263 What does the H stand for?
Horseshit?

Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at November 02, 2018 09:41 PM (ueWXy)

264 You know the Horde worries when a regular goes missing for too long.
Posted by: cfo mom at N




not necessarily.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:41 PM (MTjB1)

265 have you posted your list here?


Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:37 PM (MTjB1)

No, I want to spare the Horde the wall of text.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:41 PM (KHhgg)

266 257
Why don't we let people like her emigrate here? These people need to be evacuated. Why do we only take the shit people who just happen to be on the losing end of a conflict with those who are just as evil as they are? No. I don't want such people. We should only be evacuating Christians and Jews from these shit holes and leave the cockroaches to devour each other.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (/qEW2)


'Cause that would be racist or something.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:42 PM (sdi6R)

267 lol, two words into the comment and it is already who apparent who wrote it.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:39 PM (MTjB1)
My brutha! xoxo

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2018 09:42 PM (14URa)

268 A 'friend' was holding the parking space for dear Alec.

I wonder if this friend was wearing a chauffuer's cap?

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2018 09:42 PM (Z4rgH)

269 Wow! Doors open Sunday at 1, rally starts at 4. The place is only about 5 miles from here but I don't want to go over there at 8am Sunday.
Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

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If you want to watch from inside the building, 8 a.m. may do it. People are camping out for places in line any more.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:42 PM (I16G8)

270 Well into this afternoon, my browser still hadn't recovered from last night's ONT. The main page was loading painfully slow.
Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:32 PM (sdi6R)

......

Just delete all internet history, data and cookies. You should do this every 24 hours or so anyway.

Posted by: Smaug at November 02, 2018 09:43 PM (nKPgU)

271 No, I want to spare the Horde the wall of text.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at N



fair enough. you should know, if the left ever takes things kinetic down here my plans call for settling grievance down here, moving into canada, then herding the peasants in mexico south.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:43 PM (MTjB1)

272 Rumor mill says PDT coming to MI on Monday. Location unknown as yet. If it's close enough I may try to go.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 09:43 PM (RfzVr)

273 My brutha! xoxo
Posted by: Peaches at N




back at ya sister!

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:44 PM (MTjB1)

274 Their internals must be showing Kemp needs help in the area. Pence was
here yesterday with Kemp, and they did Dalton, Savannah and I believe
Augusta.

--

Regardless of how good or bad Kemp is (and I don't live in GA, so I don't know), it's really disconcerting that he hasn't left that crazy Abrams woman in the dust already. Hope he does so in 4 days. I have family there that are really worried.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 02, 2018 09:44 PM (JoUsr)

275 I am glad to see Obama out there spreading his stench of failure around.

The guy is fucking poison.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2018 09:44 PM (8+2Aa)

276 Alec Baldwin Fun Fact:

Alec Baldwin stomps a mudhole in the little old ladies who try to snake him for a dryer at the local laundromat.

Posted by: Fritz at November 02, 2018 09:44 PM (Z9C5C)

277 POISON

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb2np1HGqxg

Posted by: Bell Biv DaVoe at November 02, 2018 09:45 PM (8+2Aa)

278 Jim Acosta
@Acosta
Trump just called Obama at rally in Indiana "Barack H. Obama." (Not very subtle)

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I guess he also traced the H with his finger. I'm not sure subtle was what he was going for.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 02, 2018 09:33 PM (+y/Ru)



H for homo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at November 02, 2018 09:46 PM (SiINZ)

279 Regardless of how good or bad Kemp is (and I don't live in GA, so I don't know), it's really disconcerting that he hasn't left that crazy Abrams woman in the dust already. Hope he does so in 4 days. I have family there that are really worried.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at November 02, 2018 09:44 PM (JoUsr)

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His campaign has not been good. I'm counting more on Abrams beating herself than Kemp beating her.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:46 PM (I16G8)

280 so is it true the Trump is actually in the left seat of Air Force 1 when they do the barrel roll before landing at rallys?


Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:46 PM (MTjB1)

281 yankeefifth - point taken.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 09:46 PM (RfzVr)

282 Do you have any clue just who in the hell I am, officer? What the hell's in your wallet?

Posted by: Arec Baldwin at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (Tyii7)

283 Wow! Doors open Sunday at 1, rally starts at 4. The place is only about 5
miles from here but I don't want to go over there at 8am Sunday.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

Ours started at 7 (theoretically) and doors opened at 4 (but they let us in at 3). I got there a bit after noon. Some people were there at 8 am. We were not far behind 'em. It was 3 miles from my house. Parking could be an issue, I used Lyft. There is just no way of knowing. And they do NOT check tickets, which seemed weird. I hope you have a fabulous time!

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (14URa)

284 Trump just called Obama at rally in Indiana "Barack H. Obama." (Not very subtle)

Well, it sure as hell doesn't stand for Hoosier.

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (nIvDu)

285 If you're going to a Trump rally, get there very, very early! In Houston, it was first in line, first into the arena. They gave out over 80,000 tickets for the 18,000 seat Toyota Center. I was lucky enough to get in, but I got in line at 10am, and was about 3/4 of the line from the door. It's worth it though!

Posted by: jayhawkone at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (ZD+J8)

286 Yor likey Alex Baldwin in Biodome. Big hit with local cave.

Posted by: Yor, the Hunter from the Future at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (Jj+59)

287 270
Just delete all internet history, data and cookies. You should do this every 24 hours or so anyway.
Posted by: Smaug at November 02, 2018 09:43 PM (nKPgU)


I use the Epic Privacy browser, which does that as a matter of course. Simply quitting and relaunching should clear everything out.

But the main page was loading very slowly all day. Once I got into a particular thread, it was fine.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (sdi6R)

288 I shall rename punchy Alec Baldwin:

Jabber the Hutt

Posted by: Muldoon at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (m45I2)

289 fair enough. you should know, if the left ever takes things kinetic down here my plans call for settling grievance down here, moving into canada, then herding the peasants in mexico south.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:43 PM (MTjB1)

Well, you can hide out at my place. But you'll have to make your own bed. There's a hammer and a saw in the garage.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:47 PM (KHhgg)

290 Trump just called Obama at rally in Indiana "Barack H. Obama." (Not very subtle)


Half-Honkey?

Posted by: mikeyG at November 02, 2018 09:48 PM (LL1Be)

291 'If you want to watch from inside the building, 8 a.m.'

It's going to be in a hanger at the airport. I'm not sure how they will stage a line there. I also don't know the capacity or how many they expect but I do have two tickets. I'll probaby drive over there early Sunday morning and check it out.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:48 PM (UdKB7)

292 Wow! Doors open Sunday at 1, rally starts at 4. The place is only about 5
miles from here but I don't want to go over there at 8am Sunday.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:38 PM (UdKB7)

I would also bring earplugs if you are at all sensitive to endless hours of mostly annoying music over a bad sound system. I was about to lose my mind over that but I'm not normal.

Posted by: Peaches at November 02, 2018 09:49 PM (14URa)

293 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb2np1HGqxg
Posted by: Bell Biv DaVoe at N



would enjoy watching those guys nude oil wrestle obama for fucks.




if you feel compelled to do something poison related this is the way to go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk5y4wvsLyY

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:49 PM (MTjB1)

294 I am glad to see Obama out there spreading his stench of failure around.

The guy is fucking poison.
Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2018 09:44 PM (8+2Aa)

---------------

It gives me hope for my state that Shitmidas is out campaigning for Abrams. The semi sane Dems wanted no part of his help.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:49 PM (I16G8)

295 I use the Epic Privacy browser, which does that as a matter of course. Simply quitting and relaunching should clear everything out.

..........

Nice!

And Duck Duck Go as your SE?

Posted by: Smaug at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (nKPgU)

296 Is Jimmy ashamed of his godking's middle name?

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (//voU)

297 So Trump shouldn't use the name Barry decided to change to? TFG picked it.

Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (RfzVr)

298 His campaign has not been good. I'm counting more on Abrams beating herself than Kemp beating her.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:46 PM (I16G

The fact that she is a published writer (even if it is flick-the-bean books) may work in her favor. Makes her much more literate than much of her constituency.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (KHhgg)

299 Lemmee at 'em!

Lemmee at 'em!

I'll moider dat guy!

Wait, wut?

Posted by: Robert "punchy" DeNiro at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (S6Pax)

300 Well, you can hide out at my place. But you'll have to make your own bed. There's a hammer and a saw in the garage.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at N



lol. you are a gentleman and a moron.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (MTjB1)

301 yankeefifth - point taken.
Posted by: cfo mom at N



Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:51 PM (MTjB1)

302 It gives me hope for my state that Shitmidas is out campaigning for Abrams. The semi sane Dems wanted no part of his help.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at November 02, 2018 09:49 PM (I16G

..........

Shitmidas. Lol, Best Nic for the Kenyan Turd evah.

Posted by: Smaug at November 02, 2018 09:51 PM (nKPgU)

303 Kemp has run a terrible campaign. It's like he takes it for granted.

Posted by: freaked at November 02, 2018 09:51 PM (UdKB7)

304 Just wanted to send a great big shout out to the two "Latinos" who backed into my daughter's car that was stopped at a red light, then took off like bats outta' Hell, after shoplifting at a Target in New Albany, IN.

I hope a Hurricane, Tornado, Dysentary - shit, TB ... Herpes ... whatever it takes ... wipes that entire caravan out.

Let me know if there are volunteer opportunities to stiffen the border. I still remember the Claymore Classes from Boot. Curved Side Out for the win.

Posted by: PissedInIndiana at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (qgX1F)

305 Is this the same Alec that used to be a host of Air America?

Posted by: Infidel at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (apJo0)

306 >>if you feel compelled to do something poison related


DUDE!


Bers gets upset when you link his old Band!

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (8+2Aa)

307 Obama is seriously trying to take credit for the Trump Economic Boom. Wow.

It's the most pathetic display by an ex-president ever, especially since Pres. Footnote purposefully suppressed the economy to put everyone on welfare.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (Ndje9)

308 Hey, Baldwin is just about to punch out a submarine in "I've Been a Big Cunt since October".


Wow! He just punched Shawn Canary! Well, he thought he was a Russian.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (S6Pax)

309 I'm counting more on Abrams beating herself than Kemp beating her.


What's an "Oprah"?

Posted by: uh, millenial ? at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (LL1Be)

310 DUDE!


Bers gets upset when you link his old Band!
Posted by: garrett at N




lol.

Posted by: yankeefifth at November 02, 2018 09:52 PM (MTjB1)

311 And Duck Duck Go as your SE?

Epic on the Mac, at least, only allows epicsearch.in as the search engine. Have to type in "duc" each time to use duckduckgo.com

Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2018 09:53 PM (C78No)

312 298
The fact that she is a published writer (even if it is flick-the-bean books) may work in her favor. Makes her much more literate than much of her constituency.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:50 PM (KHhgg)


It worked for JFK. And BHO.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

313 Serious, though. Nothing wrong with a little BBV.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2018 09:53 PM (8+2Aa)

314 DeNiro is well known to be pussy,totally afraid of any kind of physical violence.Funny because of the characters he hasplayed.

Posted by: steevy at November 02, 2018 09:53 PM (BXMxN)

315 cfo mom

We sent out a search party for Vic. Right worried we were.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2018 09:54 PM (hyuyC)

316 Alec Baldwin. He's either very angry or needs more fiber in his diet.

Posted by: Eisenhorn at November 02, 2018 09:54 PM (F6tBH)

317 ONT

Posted by: cfo mom at November 02, 2018 09:54 PM (RfzVr)

318 272 cfo mom

I have to bet that the rumor mill is wrong about Trump going to MI. Too many other fires to put out, or stoke, as the case may be.

Posted by: strawdog at November 02, 2018 09:54 PM (Cssks)

319 It worked for JFK. And BHO.
Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:53 PM (sdi6R)

And their respective ghost writers...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at November 02, 2018 09:54 PM (KHhgg)

320 I would love for some fop like Baldwin to take a poke at me.

They would be carting his old, fat ass to the Hospital before they took him in for Booking.

Posted by: garrett at November 02, 2018 09:55 PM (8+2Aa)

321 311
Epic on the Mac, at least, only allows epicsearch.in as the search engine. Have to type in "duc" each time to use duckduckgo.com
Posted by: t-bird at November 02, 2018 09:53 PM (C78No)


The Epic search engine worked great for a long time, but has gotten very sluggish recently. I don't know why.

Posted by: rickl at November 02, 2018 09:55 PM (sdi6R)

322 Ahm Brian Kemp an ah want to make Georgia better for Georgians. And their children. Thank you.

Posted by: zombie Brian Kemp at November 02, 2018 09:55 PM (UdKB7)

323 In New York, us commies always get to go home. Big shout out to our Bolshevik mayor!

Posted by: Arec Baldwin at November 02, 2018 09:56 PM (Tyii7)

324 It worked for JFK. And BHO.
Posted by: rickl


"Profiles in Courage" was likely written by longtime Kennedy lackey and bootlicker, Ted Sorenson.

And "Dreams of my Neighbor's Father" was probably largely ghost-written by Bill Ayers.

There was a long article written by someone at "American Thinker" years ago, comparing the prose and storyline from "Prairie Fire" to the Obama "autobiography"

And really, Obama writing about himself, his favorite subject.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at November 02, 2018 09:56 PM (S6Pax)

325 Have a great night everyone.

May your dreams be sweet, and have a revitalized America as the backdrop.

And remember: bragging >> complaining.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at November 02, 2018 09:56 PM (hyuyC)

326 soon, alec baldwin will be found mort. electrocuted pissing on the third rail in the subway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at November 02, 2018 09:56 PM (KP5rU)

327 Matthew Yglesias
@mattyglesias
Non-joking tweet:

Farrakhan is a genuinely loathsome bigot, but he's also a Trump supporter.

To paraphrase Andrew Gillum, *all* the anti-Semites think that Trump is on their side.

-
Yeah, boy. Calypso Louis is a big Trump supporter.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at November 02, 2018 09:57 PM (+y/Ru)

328 Trump didn't win Georgia because of Decatur.

Or as it is known locally " Dick -hater".

Stacey and her crew of criminals and has-beens are trapped in the Hillary-bubble.

Posted by: mikeyG at November 02, 2018 09:57 PM (LL1Be)

329 willowed again

Posted by: Arec Baldwin at November 02, 2018 09:58 PM (Tyii7)

330 We're gonna need a board'n party.

Posted by: com'n aboard at November 02, 2018 09:58 PM (HTG/k)

331 Nice job weird dave

I know a lot of daves'.

Posted by: spare sock at November 02, 2018 09:59 PM (HTG/k)

332 Most of my family lives in Georgia. They are not happy about the possibility of an Abrams governorship.

Posted by: Ex-ex at November 02, 2018 10:01 PM (IyVz+)

333 NY Daily News headline, today :

Justice Sonia Sotomayor says she thought about hitting Antonin Scalia with baseball bat

Comity.

Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2018 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)

334 I am Jack Ryan dammit!

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 02, 2018 10:06 PM (xSo9G)

335 Most of my family lives in Georgia. They are not happy about the possibility of an Abrams governorship.
Posted by: Ex-ex
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Same with my family. They're freaking out.

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at November 02, 2018 10:07 PM (xSo9G)

336 Wow babe, you got Alec Baldwin to respond to you...

RUN!


Posted by: SMH at November 02, 2018 10:09 PM (7TeYi)

337 All of them there.

That is like I've never seen before.

Posted by: Indiana Trump at November 02, 2018 10:52 PM (HTG/k)

338 333 NY Daily News headline, today :

Justice Sonia Sotomayor says she thought about hitting Antonin Scalia with baseball bat

Comity.
Posted by: GnuBreed at November 02, 2018 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)

Well, outsmarting him wasn't really an option for her, was it?

Posted by: Photographer for the Official Portrait of the Democrat Caucus at November 02, 2018 11:00 PM (jp0Bv)

339 Roll Tide!

Posted by: Mikey at November 02, 2018 11:52 PM (osXcQ)

340 7 That one movie where he fucked Meryl Streep in some senior-citizen comedy made me vomit all over my floor.
Posted by: zombie at November 02, 2018 08:43 PM (c+2jX)
*************
So does Streep have two front doors now?

*munches popcorn*

Posted by: torabora at November 03, 2018 12:41 AM (2JudQ)

341 It's just this war, and that lying son of a bitch Trump!

Posted by: Stephen at November 03, 2018 09:41 AM (Gqr8V)

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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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