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Same Media That Claims Trump Is Responsible For Pittsburgh Shooting Freaks Out Over Suggestion That Democrats' Catch-and-Release Open Borders Policy Is Responsible for Criminal Alien's Cop-Killing
It is outrageous what the Democrats are doing to our Country. Vote Republican now! https://t.co/0pWiwCHGbh pic.twitter.com/2crea9HF7G
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 31, 2018
MSNBC "Republican" claims that this ad is a "lie." pic.twitter.com/OfhCuCyUbJ
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) October 31, 2018
A CNN spokeswoman said Wednesday neither Lemon nor the network would speak more about it.And they said they'd speak no more about it after offering no comment -- not after actually issuing a comment. I'm sure that CNN's fat sack of diabetes shock, Brian Stelter, will buck his bosses and speak about it anyway -- like the WARRIOR he is. He's not the kind of sissy to let himself be pushed around by the Corporate Suits, not when he's in EXXXTREME TRUTH-TELLING MODE. Oh wait, all he does is parrot what his Corporate Commanders tell him to. They train him with mini-donuts. Isn't that nice? An organization claiming to be All About THE TRUTH which decides it won't even comment on the statements its TRUTH-TELLERS make on its airwaves. I think all Republicans and all media targets generally should start using CNN's rules against it-- if "no comment" is CNN's way to deal with controversy, why shouldn't everyone do the same, always?
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 06:12 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 31, 2018 06:13 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 31, 2018 06:13 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: HH at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: LoneRanger at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (/wBnP)
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: Bosk at October 31, 2018 06:14 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (L01V2)
Posted by: dantesed at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (/9p9e)
Much better monicker than the stupid undocumented immigrant or even illegal alien.
Posted by: batterup at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM (TUU1F)
No I am not clicking on the video postulating if TK-421 was having a gay ol romp with Grand Moff Tarkin. I so want to Force choke someone now.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at October 31, 2018 06:16 PM (Tyii7)
They fall free too...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (/9p9e)
The Democrats are Satan, you can't deal with Satan.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 06:15 PM
The quality of our trolls does seem to have gone down markedly of late.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (MF0yO)
Just sayin'
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (d7Ww2)
Trump wins by demanding one set of rules.
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: Your Betters at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: LoneRanger at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (/wBnP)
-BB
Now let's talk about some price breaks on Glocks.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: klaftern at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (ismre)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (wFDuq)
Trump actually is an American and not a globalist.
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (Z9C5C)
Mattis, after killing the questioner with a stare: We Don't Do Stunts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 31, 2018 06:17 PM (wFDuq)
Trump actually is an American and not a globalist.
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (J70i0)
I'd be a globalist under one condition. We control the globe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Dan K. at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (b1sqO)
Has any news network noted that today is the one year anniversery of the Halloween terrorist attack in NYC?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Your Betters at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (J70i0)
A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. The Mrs. got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. Being a devoted husband, he protested, but she argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to bed and there was no need for his good time being spoiled by her not going.
He took his costume and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour, awakened without pain and, as it was still early, decided to go the party.
Since her husband did not know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see how he acted when she was not with him. She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice woman he could, getting a little frisky with his hands here and stealing a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being something of seductress herself, he left his current partner high and dry and devoted his time to the new arrival. She let him go as far as he wished , naturally, since he was her husband. Finally, the gentleman whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed. Off they went to one of the cars and put everything to its purpose.
Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away, went home, put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, and she asked what kind of a time he had. He said: ‘Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you’re not there.’
– ‘Did you dance much ?’
– ‘I’ll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all evening. But you’re not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to….’
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (hyuyC)
Mattis, after killing the questioner with a stare: We Don't Do Stunts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (5jVnA)
"We don't do stunts, maggot."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (r6yYr)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)
I'd be a globalist under one condition. We control the globe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (/9p9e)
PAX Americana
Posted by: The Margins at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (5qa+E)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (/9p9e)
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They can keep their shitholes. We can keep our constitutional republic. Sounds fair.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (2sCft)
*And how does a bus volunteer?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (V9pqX)
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This is because the GOP is occupied and represented by pussies.
Posted by: Fritz
God it's sickening.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (7GNTg)
Trump goes after every low hanging fruit out there. Most other Republicans are content to sit with there thumb up their butt.
Posted by: MAGA at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (XXadE)
They still can't figure why.
Trump has them "just cause that illegal immigrant is a cold blooded cop killer doesn't mean ..."
And at that point they have no idea they've lost-- but the keep going!!
I mean, how could they possibly think "let's remind America these illegals are murderers" is a win?
But they are so NPC they have to respond.
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)
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He's just the developer to have the balls to pull that off.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (5qa+E)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)
I might fly up to seattle and join you.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (a0IVu)
I will parade naked down the streets of seattle the day PDT dumps the UN out of the US and levels the building.
Posted by: nurse ratched
I can't support this until we are provided pre-parade photos.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (7GNTg)
It is hard to conceive that Lemon 714 and that Hakeem Jeffries moron both graduated from the same high school I did, albeit years later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (T4oHT)
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Sounds like you got off easy, Skip.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Dan K. at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (b1sqO)
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I have been waiting and hoping for them to do this. It would be a company killing act.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (I16G8)
They will not shut his account down while he's President.
His account will be shutdown within seconds of him leaving office.
Posted by: Kreplach at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (qxq6t)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (d7Ww2)
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He's just the developer to have the balls to pull that off.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (2sCft)
Low income housing. Ha.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:21 PM (T4oHT)
Just to watch it die.
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (T4oHT)
Groups: My 91 year old father and his 90 year old brother are both holocaust survivors, are afraid to leave the house now out of fear they will be attacked by white Christian males.
Yes, White Christian males have been waiting for the sign, the purge has begun!!!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (dNzKv)
I want to put his head in a sandwich press like Moe had Curley in the laundry press.
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Zombie Columbo at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM (Tyii7)
Is there a possible motive?
Posted by: Zombie Columbo at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM (Tyii7)
"Will Mrs. Moses please pick up the courtesy golden calf..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM (/9p9e)
I will be lining the parade route in that unlikely event.
Please ignore the IMAX camera.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (r6yYr)
Found at Popehat:
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Randazza: Damn right we should get rid of birthright citizenship[/b
OCTOBER 30, 2018 BY RANDAZZA 94 COMMENTS by Marc J. Randazza
American citizenship is one of the most coveted statuses that mankind has ever invented. A majority of the 7 billion people on this planet would gladly swap their passport for a nice blue one with a gold eagle on its cover. And how do you get it? For the most part, you get it by being born in the right place or to the right parents. Yeah, there's naturalization; but only about 20 million citizens, out of 350 million are naturalized. In other words, those who become Americans by choice are almost statistically insignificant. Even then, I think that the path to citizenship is nothing more than a bureaucratic game; and doesn't really confer citizenship upon the deserving.
Therefore, I agree with President Trump; we should get rid of birthright citizenship. But, I believe we should get rid of it for EVERYONE. Open the gates of citizenship to everyone as well; even illegal immigrants; on the same terms as are offered to someone whose entire family tree grew from the planks of The Mayflower.
The problem in this country is not that Mexicans are streaming across the border to have anchor babies. The problem is that we have too many useless fucks here; whether they were born here or not.
We had a huge flood of immigration in the early 20th century, and but for that immigration, America wouldn't be half the country it is today. Immigration is not the problem. The problem is that so many of our home-grown citizens are stagnant, lazy, and stupid (and yes, so are many of our new arrivals). So how do we separate the wheat from the chaff?
We should have a point system for how much citizenship you get, with completely open borders. This country is built on freedom and competition, right? Let's inject competition into the citizenship market!
We would each earn between 0-100 citizenship points. 50 points, you're a citizen. At 75 points, you get Bronze Citizenship, 85 points you get Silver Citizenship, and at 95 points you get Gold Citizenship. Anyone who hits 100 points even, gets Super Eagle Citizenship.
If you have one of the higher-status citizenship categories, you get certain privileges; maybe no TSA lines for you. You can carry a gun anywhere you want. You can cut in line at the DMV or other government agencies. All men will still be created equal, but some can earn status that makes them quantifiably superior; at least in terms of the rights they get.
You get 5 points for being born to an American parent, so there is a little bit of legacy preference, but not a lot.
You get a certain number of points for having a full time job, graduating from high school, for paying your taxes, etc. Essentially, a few points for doing the stuff that we expect all productive members of society to do. Certain crimes and assorted other fuckups can cost you points.
If you do absolutely everything that you’re supposed to do, but nothing special, you probably wind up somewhere in the neighborhood of 65 points. No special privileges, but a good padding above full citizenship so that one or two screw ups won’t cost you your citizenship.
You get a certain number of extra points for graduating from college, a masters program, or a PhD program. We could give more points for more useful degrees, so yeah, get that MA in Victim Studies, but don't think that it is going to make you more valuable to us than a nursing degree or an engineering degree, because it ain't. A law degree, sadly speaking, might not be worth a whole lot. But, remember, we need people in trades too; so I wouldn't want this to be an "only highly educated" people get points. Someone can clean toilets for a living and still make it to the top.
You get bonus points for truly kicking in to improve America. You author a book. You start a business that employs a certain number of people. You invent something useful. You cut a bad ass album. You fill in potholes. The details can be tweaked as much as we like; but the concept is the same. You get points for being worthwhile and making America greater.
If you contribute to America sucking, then you lose points.
It wouldn't be wholly economically based; as there are non-financial contributions that indicate a desirable citizen. You save a puppy from a burning building. You use that law degree to handle a meaningful pro bono case. Joining the military gets you some extra points. Medals get you points too. Congressional Medal of Honor gets you 10 points that you can't ever lose. But, unlike Starship Troopers, service alone does not guarantee citizenship (but it helps).
You lose points by being convicted of crimes, but also by douchetastic behavior that we don't necessarily criminalize. You hog the left hand lane on the highway, you lose a point every time you do that. Lie about who your kid's dad is, you don't go to jail, but you're not going toward higher status with that behavior, missy. Dude, you sexually assault someone, and we can't necessarily prove it sufficiently to put you in jail, we might still be able to dock you some points. If you have an "emotional support animal," you lose 5 points. (Edit: ok, a "bullshit ESA" which I would guess is 95% of them) If you put a dog in a stroller, you lose 5 points. Because fuck you, you're fucking useless. Holy shit, if you incorrectly use the phrase "fire in a crowded theater," you're losing quite a few points, my friend. SO FUCKING READ HOLMES OR TO THE UNDERCLASS YOU GO, YOU INTELLECTUAL PEASANT!
Of course, you can be "useful" in some ways that won't necessarily help you points-wise. This system will be as disengaged from the economic system as it can be. Maybe if you make your living by flipping houses or by raiding companies and selling their assets off and laying off the whole workforce, we can dock you a few points. You can still be rich with lower status, but having more money in the bank won't buy you citizenship points. More money to you, but you're not getting any closer to being an Eagle. You can't serve as a judge, in public office, as a cop, or a lawyer unless you have at least Silver (75 points). In fact, maybe elected offices, and even appointed positions, require a certain status. I like the idea of using this to punish non-violent crimes as well. Why lock people up, if they have committed some crime, but are really not a danger to society? Prison populations would crash, and that's a great thing.
If you have less than 50 points, the Constitution doesn't fully apply to you. Maybe some provisions apply at 10 points or so, but you're not a full citizen, you don't get full protection. Certain geographic areas would be closed to people below a certain number of points. You sure as hell don't get to vote if you're under 50 points. If you are over 25 years old and you have less than 10 points, you get nothing. No First Amendment, no Fourth Amendment, no nothing. Essentially, you're on probation. You have to move out of the way for citizens when you are in line at the store. You don't get to drive. If your points get to zero, we give you a choice of moving to another country (never to return) or prison; but in Prison, you can earn points and get yourself out. But, if you're a grown man or woman and you can't get at least 10 points, you aren't worth much, so you shouldn't get much.
With this plan, we open the borders and welcome everyone. Certain immigrants get to start with a few points. Perhaps you did some act of service to the United States, like saving American soldiers from kidnappers. You win a Nobel Prize, you get 25 points just to move here. But, your average immigrant gets only a point or two for checking in at the border and letting us know he's here. A truly worthy immigrant-- the kind we want, can earn 50 points in 5 years or less, and within a few decades can even be eligible to run for president. A crappy one will find life here to be very unpleasant, as will a home-grown loser, who might find it more desirable to just leave-- thus making room for more worthy immigrants.
So, Donald, you wanna do this? Let's really do it!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jose Inez Garcia Zarate at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: LoneRanger at October 31, 2018 06:18 PM (/wBnP)
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Since he only killed cops, shouldn't we get our "Free Luis" t-shirts ordered ASAP?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (sZx4g)
Is there a possible motive?
Posted by: Zombie Columbo at October 31, 2018 06:23 PM (Tyii7)
Just one more thing....
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (L01V2)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Dan K. at October 31, 2018 06:19 PM (b1sqO)
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I have been waiting and hoping for them to do this. It would be a company killing act.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 06:22 PM (I16G
After the 8 years of PDT - please God - he will be a force to be reckoned with in the years to come.
I believe that.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (/9p9e)
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Dude, the bold AND italics was a bit much.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (kVeVo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (miE9U)
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Dude, the bold AND italics was a bit much.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (2sCft)
The whole thing, really. A link and one quote would suffice.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (AllCR)
Jon Stewart of all people called out Media a-holes for making the story all about themselves. See his interview of Amanpour. I can't link right now.
Posted by: kallisto at October 31, 2018 06:24 PM (r6yYr)
The funny part was that Amanpour kept defending the media thus illustrating his point.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (L01V2)
I'm sure Lemon loves being led from behind.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (AllCR)
Satan certainly had a hand.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:27 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: ryukyu at October 31, 2018 06:27 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (cfSRQ)
They're not even bothering with the "sorry you were offended".
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at October 31, 2018 06:25 PM (L01V2)
I'm sure Lemon loves being led from behind.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:26 PM (7GNTg)
Led = shoved/rogered.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (/9p9e)
Well, if the elderly men believe that they may have been listening to CNN too much.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (7PllL)
Ace, can you fix it for me? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve a
No. You live with your shame.
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (r9UYA)
A company killing act would be to get rid of the like button like Jack is suggesting - to "promote debate."
As usual Jack is projecting, the left doesn't want to debate, it's the right. The left wants instant gratification and the endorphin rush of all those likes. I'm praying he removes the feature, because their numbers would halve in a few weeks.
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (TUU1F)
What would cause a character to flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
survivors, are afraid to leave the house now out of fear they will be
attacked by white Christian males.
oh for the love of pete. Who would stoop to frightening these dear souls needlessly like that?
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (lwiT4)
What's interesting is that we're now learning this trait is shared by Bill Kristol, Max Boot, Jonah Golberg, etc.
Principles, indeed.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)
Per my dictionary, An invasive species is one that is not native and whose introduction has a tendency to spread and to cause harm to the economy, environment or human health.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:30 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:27 PM (miE9U)
A BILLION EXTRA POINTS FOR ALL CAPS POSTING
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 31, 2018 06:30 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:30 PM (yQpMk)
What would cause a character to flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
Easy - JOOZ.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:30 PM (/9p9e)
"In its discretion, the Service may require any alien who appears
inadmissible and who arrives at a land border port-of-entry from Canada
or Mexico, to remain in that country while awaiting a removal hearing"
https://tinyurl.com/yap25pf9
AND Sessions has already stated that those that enter illegally are not eligible for asylum. So all we have to do is start deporting the illegal invaders that manage to sneak across (after the election) ... starting with the criminals and unemployed and those stealing jobs from Americans ... via e-verify ... and even a $1000 cash prize at the border as they exit (for good).
Posted by: illiniwek at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (V9pqX)
might as well make it a killing, like a self-defense killing, but chargeable as murder because cops are corrupt.
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:30 PM (bUjCl)
You got it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEzQV75LDL0
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: qdpsteve a
No. You live with your shame.
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM
Best laugh I've had all day. Other then turning the lights off as the 'Hate has no Homies Here' neighbors kids walked up my walkway.
Then turning them back on once they hit the street.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
Scurvy
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (oFsfu)
Horde writing assistance here.
What would cause a character to
flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be
needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local
gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
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Giant space spiders. Massive space gators. Acidic hurricanes.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (cfSRQ)
Anna Puma:
A medusa that looks like Debbie Wasserman-Schultz. I know, redundant and type-casting. But still.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Po_d at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (f813H)
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (PbpT7)
like a cautiously-used, suspect shelf.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Regular joe at October 31, 2018 06:28 PM (7PllL)
++++
Thank you for reminding us of this mind-numbingly stupid quote. Yes, make this the poster boy for the "undocumented visitors" or whatever the fuck they are calling the illegal aliens nowadays. Juxtapose it next to a picture of smiling Kate Steinle. "Not all Dreams are Equal". Fuck these people.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (bUjCl)
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A group of pastors, musicians and poets want to convince fellow believers that being Christian doesn't mean voting Republican
"The same people who led me to Jesus have led us to Donald Trump," he shouts. "I'm not anti-Trump, I'm just pro-Jesus, and everything Trump seems to be doing is anti-Jesus!"
He works the crowd like a Pentecostal preacher throwing fire.
"Jerry Falwell's dream president is poor people's nightmare! The people that Jesus blessed - the poor, merciful, the meek - are the very people being damned by this administration. Welcoming immigrants is not a burden, it's a sacrament!"
The crowd is on their feet, energized and emboldened. Just minutes earlier in the evening, Selmanovic - an immigrant from Croatia - described a promised land for progressive Christians who have been wandering in the wilderness.
"We are entering a place where we find ourselves homeless," he says. "One way of Christianity is ending to the point of no return . . . a new Christianity is coming. It is night right now, and there is a river we will cross tonight. The water will open, and we will walk through into this new space. A new day is coming."
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The new Christianity sounds a lot like the old socialism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Principles, indeed.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)
Ahoy!
Posted by: Ben Sasse at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (U2JQS)
flee to planet that is the Florida of space?
A coup by an orange Cheeto monster.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (dNzKv)
They don't accent Republic Credits on Icarus. Untraceable metals only. So if you need to hide, say to avoid the mob getting their cut of your hijacked freighter full of gold pressed latinum, it would be the place to be.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: The HQ Suggestion Box at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (7GNTg)
What would cause a character to flee to planet that is the Florida
of space? How much trouble would be needed? Or just go with their space
ship broke down and well local gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
In-laws show up on the doorstep with all of their possessions?
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (tT986)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:32 PM (oFsfu)
I was thinking scabies. Nasty contagious skin infections tend to put others off.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (lwiT4)
Groups: My 91 year old father and his 90 year old brother are both holocaust survivors, are afraid to leave the house now out of fear they will be attacked by white Christian males. ''
I call bullshit on that one..made up crap
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (/9p9e)
flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be
needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local
gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
Taken over by planetoid Nazis
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (mS+Df)
Horde writing assistance here.
What would cause a character to
flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be
needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local
gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
Monkeys infected w/ an ebola like virus has infected and destroyed all habitable planets, except the scummy planet.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: CNN at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (TUU1F)
You're going to Israel? I thought it was Nigeria.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (lwiT4)
I chose Florida because its laws protected my financial assets from the Goldman family.
Posted by: OJ Simpson at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (9qZ3S)
On that embraces the sexing and murder of children.
Millstone, neck, sea, some assembly required.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (yQpMk)
Isn't it past time we start boycotting and writing companies that advertise on CNN? I'd write letters and call these people.
Posted by: Dr Spank at October 31, 2018 06:31 PM (4e+hS)
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It won't work.
Long ago, when companies were generally apolitical and worried chiefly about profit, they'd assume that for every person who wrote a letter, 10 more felt the same way.
Then the activists started organized letter-writing competitions, and it wasn't as effective.
But now many of the boards are also controlled by activists who consider "the cause" more important than profit. (They do NOT tell this to shareholders, though.)
So when you see a company "buckle" to a leftist threatened boycott, it's the same thing as when college administrators give in to 10 unwashed hippies sitting in the president's office: something they wanted to do anyway, but didn't want to justify.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (cfSRQ)
What would cause a character to flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
They didn't like the cold weather and high taxes on their home world.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: davidt at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (giesC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Po_d at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (f813H)
I chose Florida because its laws protected my financial assets from the Goldman family.
Posted by: OJ Simpson at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (9qZ3S)
Wait, Florida-Florida or Esther Rolle Florida?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (jm1YL)
No, my woke three year old kid posted that it was true.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 06:35 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: wte9 at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (xYr9U)
Weird Florida men stalking (and I don't mean like nice Florida men on here) but like the from the stories posted on the net "Florida man does_______" and it' usually connected with Meth or something.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (AllCR)
flee to planet that is the Florida of space? How much trouble would be
needed? Or just go with their space ship broke down and well local
gangs...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
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Effing drunken birds that keep flying into your front windows.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (XXadE)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)
Weird Florida men stalking (and I don't mean like nice Florida men on here) but like the from the stories posted on the net "Florida man does_______" and it' usually connected with Meth or something.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (AllCR)
oooh yes...weird florida men high on bath salts.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (a0IVu)
I would like to see... sperm-burping red diaper doper baby Don Lemon.
He ain't slingin no dick.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (If3tB)
of space? How much trouble would be needed? Or just go with their space
ship broke down and well local gangs... ''
Wrong place, wrong time. Caught with blaster in hand standing over the body of a VIP.
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:36 PM (V9pqX)
Hugo Boss?
Anyway, once Hugo Black you never go back...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (bUjCl)
* walk-the-plank votes in Congress to set binding appropriations penalties for jurisdictions "which, in the judgement of the Attorney General and the Secretary of Homeland Security, are not providing full cooperation to their departments in the enforcement of federal law"
* criminal and civil actions brought by DOJ against jurisdictions and officials directly involved in irresponsible actions leading directly to commission of serious crimes by illegal aliens
* public announcement that federal law enforcement priorities apart from counter-terrorism and violent felons would be set based on state and local cooperation with upholding immigration law
As things get worse and worse in today's America, a strange thing happens - good policies, and good politics, converge until they are indistinguishable from each other.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (r9UYA)
Wait, are we fleeing Florida, or Fleeing TO Florida?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (9qZ3S)
people that Jesus blessed - the poor, merciful, the meek - are the very
people being damned by this administration. Welcoming immigrants is not a
burden, it's a sacrament!"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Dude needs to be more specific: Jerry Falwell died in 2007. He must mean Jr.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (tT986)
fine, see @159
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (bUjCl)
of space?
Love of bath salts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (/tuJf)
--
Something novel, not the tired old death threats, gang violence, crooked cops, disease, economic collapse.
Somebody stole her dog. That would be new. A special dog, gifted; an alien dog not known to humankind. She has to go get her dog back. There would be assassins, government agents, secret societies, and aliens who are offended that one of their kind was dognapped and are threatening retribution for the mistreatment of one of their own.
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (V9pqX)
An alien character that needs money, power, and women, in that order. Maybe a small scar on the face.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)
I don't know about this particular pastor, but there is some suggestion that left wing pastors are being deliberately placed in the Evangelical movement.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)
A group of pastors, musicians and poets want to convince fellow believers that being Christian doesn't mean voting Republican
"The same people who led me to Jesus have led us to Donald Trump," he shouts. "I'm not anti-Trump, I'm just pro-Jesus, and everything Trump seems to be doing is anti-Jesus!"
He works the crowd like a Pentecostal preacher throwing fire.
"Jerry Falwell's dream president is poor people's nightmare! The people that Jesus blessed - the poor, merciful, the meek - are the very people being damned by this administration. Welcoming immigrants is not a burden, it's a sacrament!"
The crowd is on their feet, energized and emboldened. Just minutes earlier in the evening, Selmanovic - an immigrant from Croatia - described a promised land for progressive Christians who have been wandering in the wilderness.
"We are entering a place where we find ourselves homeless," he says. "One way of Christianity is ending to the point of no return . . . a new Christianity is coming. It is night right now, and there is a river we will cross tonight. The water will open, and we will walk through into this new space. A new day is coming."
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The new Christianity sounds a lot like the old socialism.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (+y/Ru)
I dunno but it seems treating people with the respect and dignity befitting people made in the image of God includes expecting them to understand laws, and holding them accountable for respecting law or being prepared to pay the penalty for disobedience.
Democrats are not upholding human dignity, they are treating people as if they are irresponsible animals.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:39 PM (7GNTg)
You can call them Nays-Eyes... Sort of like Yangs and Colmes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:39 PM (/9p9e)
An alien character that needs money, power, and women, in that order. Maybe a small scar on the face.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (QLvwG)
Dealing in the space drug Eniacoc.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 06:39 PM (NWiLs)
burden, it's a sacrament!"
I'm just going to sit here and shut up.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:39 PM (lwiT4)
I never know what to think until he tells me.
Thank goodness we have such moral and ethical genius to rely upon!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (V9pqX)
Aside from his ability with a sewing machine, there was little to distinguish between Hugo Boss and Hugo Black.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (tT986)
of space? How much trouble would be needed? Or just go with their space
ship broke down and well local gangs... ''
I'm thinking like Cary Grant in ''North by Northwest"'
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: Po_d at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (f813H)
I never know what to think until he tells me.
Thank goodness we have such moral and ethical genius to rely upon!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (fqUgw)
The psycho up top sure resembles McMuffin, no?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (/9p9e)
Haaretz is reporting there's a significant upswing in Jews looking into firearms training.
https://bit.ly/2RqhCnS
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (9qZ3S)
Same assholes: welcoming an unplanned baby is a burden, so killing him or her is a sacrament!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (NWiLs)
Only one in existence. Stolen from an illegal laboratory. Intelligent and is a probability warper. So every gang that runs a pachinko palace in the universe wants the pooch.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (V9pqX)
This year it's just over 50 degrees and dry, so I have hopes. Got lots of good stuff for any kids that will venture around the corner. And if not it won't go to waste...well maybe my waist.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (z3ikq)
Only one in existence. Stolen from an illegal laboratory. Intelligent and is a probability warper. So every gang that runs a pachinko palace in the universe wants the pooch.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (V9pqX)
Or an illegal labrador...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (/9p9e)
A giant Egg McMuffin head growing beyond all limits of space and consuming all natural resources of the home planet.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (5jVnA)
You're going to Israel? I thought it was Nigeria.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:34 PM (lwiT4)
I'm going to Uganda. Said Israeli girls can be found in malls.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (SkuXa)
What shall we do with a drunken sailor
Roll him in bath salts
Early in the morning
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: The HQ Suggestion Box at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)
And a clown horn. When he's good, they honk it and he gets a donut.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (V9pqX)
Wasn't that kind of the plot in Ep. 3 of Cowboy Bebop?
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM
How about one that invokes sudden and permanent paralysis in toddlers? Oh wait, the half the population that chooses to abort or not have children in the first place won't GAF.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (URwyc)
Haaretz is reporting there's a significant upswing in Jews looking into firearms training.
https://bit.ly/2RqhCnS
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:40 PM (9qZ3S)
80 years too late...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)
WOW, these Laffy Taffy wrapper jokes are REALLY up-to-the-minute...
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (ptqGC)
https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/
1057458983609393152
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (Evws/)
Gimme back my dog!
Posted by: Harrison Ford in an old man shouty/growly voice at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (9qZ3S)
is some suggestion that left wing pastors are being deliberately
placed in the Evangelical movement.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (AllCR)
Yep. There seems to be verified stories of George Soros paying people to pose as evangelical Christians (or worse - bribing actual evangelicals) to divide the church and move it to the left. He's paying people to do this. Beware.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (lwiT4)
OK, let's build a shitload of public housing to house them on Martha's Vineyard, in Marin County, and all along the Malibu coast.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (HkF2/)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: The HQ Suggestion Box at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (Tyii7)
Already ordered my copy of John Wick, based on everyone's recommendations.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)
The question is: Do I hath enough treats?
About 30 kids so far.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (z3ikq)
Wow. Read that as "teats."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (zLDYs)
The psycho up top sure resembles McMuffin, no?
______________
A little bit, but the psycho has a nicer smile.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (fqUgw)
Accidentally comes into possession of some McGuffin, and is pursued by various gangs of baddies while also framed for Mopery and Dopery of the Spaceways or whatever by the corrupt government...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (/uvcm)
Only one brat so far.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:37 PM (r9UYA)
Ooooh ohhhh pick me pick me
Posted by: Polio at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (U2JQS)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (7GNTg)
I hope your missions trip is fruitful. And that you return safe and sound, for a trip to the mall.Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)
What would cause a character to flee to planet that is the Florida of space?
made a wrong turn at space albequerque
Posted by: Anachronda at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (miE9U)
I call bullshit on that one..made up crap
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 06:33 PM (jm1YL)
80 years too late...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)
As usual, JJ says it better than I can.
And rhomboid above.
Still learning.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Harrison Ford in an old man shouty/growly voice at October 31, 2018 06:42 PM (9qZ3S)
My dog hates to be scared. *to the carpenter* Get three coffins ready.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 31, 2018 06:38 PM (yQpMk)
Not me. Proscription is about right. Plus, it would help the deficit. Yum, virtuous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (WoSlu)
What would cause a character to flee to planet that is the Florida of space?
made a wrong turn at space albequerque
Posted by: Anachronda at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (NmR1a)
"Wasserman-Schultz CHOP!!!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)
Thank you.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (7GNTg)
Egg McMuffin and the cucks. Ahoy:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmGuy0jievs
They are Macho Men:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-BPRXYk9g
And when they get through with that workout, they go to the YMCA:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0gYbTNctU
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (f1Vqw)
DTC work pants are BIG in Harlem jazz clubs...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (/uvcm)
Currently lives in Chicago?
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (If3tB)
The question is: Do I hath enough treats?
About 30 kids so far.
Better not run out. They'll drag you out into the street and beat you with their pillow cases full of candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (V9pqX)
Only one brat so far.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (z3ikq)
Pro-Tip. Put the brats on the grill at the same time.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (/9p9e)
It's Where The Boys Are. On a Speedway or something.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (QLvwG)
I wish I knew how to link photos. there is this awesome photo on FB of
these two Sikh gentlemen, turbans and all, holding guns, wearing red
tshirts, saying 'Sikhs for Trump'..with wide smiles on their faces.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:43 PM (a0IVu)
https://www.facebook.com/sikhsfortrump/
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:44 PM (V9pqX)
Wasn't there a song along the lines of bebop-a-lua, she's my baby? Or am I losing my mind?
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 3
Planet just conquered by muzzies.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (5qa+E)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (5jVnA)
Brilliant..thank you!
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (7GNTg)
Uganda (trad.)
E7..........A7..........E7
I'm goin' to Uganda, there's Israeli girls in the malls
A7....................E7
Goin' to Uganda, you know there's Israeli girls in the malls
B7..........A7..........E7
They sellin' Dead Sea salt creams, I'm gonna buy 'em all.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (mS+Df)
https://youtu.be/jYs-QT_aZes
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR)
Better not run out. They'll drag you out into the street and beat you with their pillow cases full of candy.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (r9UYA)
Hell hath no fury than a little girl in a Strawberry Cupcake outfit jipped out of a Hershey bar.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (oFsfu)
Wasn't there a song along the lines of bebop-a-lua, she's my baby? Or am I losing my mind?
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (tT986)
Carl Perkins. And Lennon did a pretty good cover on "Rock and Roll."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
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Could be "Walk of Life" w/ Mark Knopfler.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (XXadE)
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Icairus was a tropical world that was also the junk heap of the known
galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as
quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve
it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not
think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (V9pqX)
They're "mini" compared to his huge Fat Joker gob and gigantic adiposehead.
Posted by: ace at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
trick-or-treaters. I suppose if we're going to get them, tonight would
be the night for it.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR)
Yup, perfect weather.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (tT986)
Uganda? Meganda.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)
Another 20 kids just showed up.
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
Uh oh.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (a0IVu)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
Break out the ramen packets. It'll give them a life lesson.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (oFsfu)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
Got any toothpicks and olives ?
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (bUjCl)
DTC work pants are BIG in Harlem jazz clubs...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (/uvcm)
Got the same catalog and thought the same thing.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (5qa+E)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Common Sense at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (gCi0W)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (7GNTg)
It is the onomatopoetic sound of a cute little animal licking its lips. Really.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)
==
same
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (7J5t2)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
vienna sausages on a stick?
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 06:50 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Roger Stoney at October 31, 2018 06:50 PM (CIhCq)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:47 PM (/9p9e)
Yes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqjYIbCX1wc
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:50 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:50 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:50 PM (7GNTg)
The IDF C-130s over Entebbe?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (isRia)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR)
Gene Vincent and His Blue Caps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4_5593-skQ
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (miE9U)
And this too! (This was the one I was thinking of.)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (tT986)
Northernlurker I worked with Ugs for about 10 years. Wonderful warm people but be prepared to be asked if Gays should be executed, if they 'eat da poo-poo' and all sorts of other ridiculous things. A subset is beyond homophobic, it's like they are pathologically in deep denial or something.
Also:
Don't get Hit;
Don't get Bit;
Don't get Lit.
Don't do It;
Don't eat Shit.
There, my world famous Tropical Medicine course in a nutshell...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (/uvcm)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (miE9U)
Half a bottle of sauvignon blanc gone. Halloween status: semi-lit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (/9p9e)
Are you leaving soon? Is this the longer trip?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Rose at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (T8nkt)
I think this is far too mild a way of putting it re: "negative consequences, even remote ones", as if it were like a case of an oversight such as might happen in malpractice in treating a patient or in putting up a shelf incorrectly so that it later collapses.
This is different: what the Democrats wish to imply is that if a Republican doing his duty causes someone to decide to commit a crime, the perpetrator is not responsible. The Republican should have foreseen that someone might possibly decide to do something bad and that therefore all Republicans should remain silent and do nothing. Leftists are essentially animals reacting to stimuli and cannot be held accountable for their actions.
Posted by: Dr. Atkins at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (/qEW2)
Red October. "What would make the crew want to leave the submarine. .. what would make the crew want to leave the NUCLEAR submarine???"
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (sZx4g)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:51 PM (/9p9e)
Well that would wake me up but that's not the sound I was thinking of.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (7GNTg)
Easy to get lost in the crowd. Running from his/her past posing as a tourist.
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (miE9U)
Duluth Trading
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (7J5t2)
Wasn't there a song along the lines of bebop-a-lua, she's my baby? Or am I losing my mind? Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:46 PM (tT986)
Gene Vincent
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (TAmPV)
I've always gone to packs of Lucky Strikes as a backup. The kids love 'em.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (sZx4g)
"Son, the Ruskkies don't take a shit without a plan."
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:53 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:53 PM (7GNTg)
I've always gone to packs of Lucky Strikes as a backup. The kids love 'em.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 06:53 PM (Tyii7)
Hand out bouillon cubes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:54 PM (/9p9e)
But you're not going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume to...
Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 31, 2018 06:20 PM (hyuyC)
Heh.
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 06:54 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Vincent Hannah at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (giesC)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (miE9U)
Razor blades without the apple. For safety reasons. And soy sauce packets.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (/9p9e)
galaxy. Untidy messes were dumped in the swamps to be consumed as
quickly as the vicious wildlife could eat it or the atmosphere dissolve
it or the squelching muck could swallow it. The inhabitants did not
think of themselves in any way except as bitter survivors.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (V9pqX)
Anna, Is that the intro to your next book?
If so, put me down for an advance pre-order!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (miE9U)
Hey, that's my gig.
Posted by: Nolan Ryan for Skoal at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (oFsfu)
https://bit.ly/2PuNOsY
Posted by: bonhomme at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (9qZ3S)
give them each two pennies & a short lecture on the wonders of compound interest
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (/9p9e)
Raisins. Worst Halloween candy ever.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (tT986)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (QCc6B)
292 J.J., chewing tobacco pinches also work great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (miE9U)
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Cat treats?
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
JJ, Dude, you are even worse than me and that's saying something.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (9rIkM)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
Time to start handing out canned goods. Tomato soup, anyone?
Posted by: Antisocialist at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (KCxzN)
Then take the pennies back and tell them to get a job.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (/9p9e)
Raisins. Worst Halloween candy ever.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (tT986)
Bags of dicks. For the parents.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)
_______________
Send us your tired, your poor, your welfare grifters, your identity thieves, your tax cheats, your document fraudsters, your kiddie sex traffickers, your drunk drivers, your drug smugglers, your rapists and murderers, your terrorist wannabes, your MS-13 gang-bangers yearning to breathe free;
It's not as if we have trillions in debt, or multiple giant entitlement systems teetering on the edge of insolvency, or multiple states and territories that are functionally bankrupt, or hundreds of vastly underfunded pension plans that will never be able to pay their retirees the amounts they promised. And it's not as if we have millions of American citizens struggling to be able to afford health care, or thousands of veterans being denied the health care we promised them.
No, there is no problem in the U.S. that importing millions more poor, uneducated, unskilled, hostile foreigners with a sense of entitlement won't make infinitely better!
Amen.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (fqUgw)
Sounds a bit like a Brit describing Oz.
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (/tuJf)
I don't need all this candy leftover.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (RfzVr)
292 J.J., chewing tobacco pinches also work great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (miE9U)
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Cat treats?
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (MVjcR)
Mmmm. Cat teats.
Posted by: Florida Man at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (/tuJf)
Lol...you guys..
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:55 PM (/9p9e)
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Ketchup packets.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2018 06:56 PM (KCxzN)
Then take the pennies back and tell them to get a job.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (mS+Df)
Followed by a lecrture about "free lunches".
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: That Congresswoman at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (giesC)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (/tuJf)
Lol...you guys..
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (a0IVu)
Now I remember: "Trick or Treat for UNICEF!"
If I can just go back in time...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)
(Advisory: for SanFrancisco trick-or-treaters ONLY)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (WoSlu)
After ingesting quite a few of Thor Skywalker's videos about Star Wars and why Rey is a poorly created character decided to give it a go as it were. So dipping my dainty toes back into NaNoWriMo to write this space opera.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (WoSlu)
Black girls just want to get... something... all night?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (/9p9e)
If I can just go back in time...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)
Yup, the orange boxes.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (tT986)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)
We cruised on the Bill Buckley,
Bill Kristol and me,
Around DC town we did roam,
Tweeting all night,
Heckling the right,
The trust fund's broke now,
I want to go home.
Refrain:
So hoist up the Buckley's sail,
See how the mainsail sets,
Leave Jonah Goldberg ashore, let me go home
I want to go home, let me go home.
The trust fund's broke now,
I want to go home.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Shore leave.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (aPsQQ)
I didn't mind raisins. Hated those awful orange circus "peanuts". Ick.
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (zLDYs)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
Uncle Joe's shoulder rubs!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (7GNTg)
Tripe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (oFsfu)
(it never quite worked out)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (miE9U)
Who doesn't like Tater Tots?
Posted by: Ralphie Crestview at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (Lm4bP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (V9pqX)
Retirement.
Or you could go with trying to find a ne'er-do-well sibling.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (mxcMT)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 06:48 PM (z3ikq)
Uncle Joe's shoulder rubs!
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (5jVnA)
Hideous!
AND... thread winner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)
They are orange so loaded with Vitamin C.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 07:00 PM (oFsfu)
Jack Daniels bottles?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)
The orange Halloween UNICEF boxes provided many free lunches for me. Who said there's no such thing as a free lunch?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Mr. Plinkett at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Charlie B at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (giesC)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (sZx4g)
Posted by: Evan McMullin at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 06:59 PM (zLDYs)
[looks at @215] da'hling, chitlins don't go with Polio
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (Tyii7)
No butter though. That would be gross.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (/tuJf)
DTC work pants are BIG in Harlem jazz clubs...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 06:45 PM (/uvcm)
Got the same catalog and thought the same thing.
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at October 31, 2018 06:49 PM (5qa+E)
That's nothing. I just watched some new King Arthur movie and Arthur's second banana was Djimon Honsou (however you spell it - the guy from Gladiator) and one of his inner gang was a black guy.
The Moors hadn't even entered Spain at that point ...
It just seemed needlessly ridiculous. Might as well have King Arthur working out of a spaceship.
But, it was a Brit abusing their own mythology, so who am I to judge? But, as a judge of movies, it was a pretty pathetic film.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (rgahH)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (/tuJf)
Triggered *OrangeManBAd
Posted by: NPC who got twit banned at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (V9pqX)
Then he drank up all our beer,
Max spent the night crying into his phone,
I want to go home, let me go home,
This is the worst cruise,
I've ever been on.
Refrain
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (cfSRQ)
Half a bottle of sauvignon blanc gone. Halloween status: semi-lit.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (/9p9e)
hope youve tried some of the lovely savignon blancs from New Zealand. I went on a winery tour on bikes in Marlboro and it was amazing! Matua was a favorite.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (WoSlu)
Is the deluxe version available?
Claudine and Petrol Blues are great.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)
https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/
1057674781020041216
Posted by: andycanuck at October 31, 2018 07:03 PM (Evws/)
If I can just go back in time...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM
~~~~~
LOL We kept that money. Used to Trick or Treat at the 96th & B'way subway entrance. Lots of coin.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Boofing Chapter at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (hSQF+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:01 PM (a0IVu)
Not only are the big 3 news networks not covering it, neither is it on any of Cspan's 3 channels.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Common Sense at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (gCi0W)
I'm running out of treats.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at O
do you not own a trench coat?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (MTjB1)
When we run out of treats, the kids get election literature.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 06:58 PM (WoSlu)
I just keep all my music on microsd cards and take one with me wherever I want to listen to music.
I prefer to physically own my music files and not depend on some internet stream.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (rgahH)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:04 PM (tT986)
Sheesh...so just online?
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (miE9U)
Have you had any experience harvesting hobos?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (mxcMT)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (sZx4g)
No butter though. That would be gross.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (/tuJf)
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When I was a kid ppl would hand out popcorn balls. Hideous cheap-ass stall popcorn balls.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (2o7Th)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (If3tB)
They're coming in large groups now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (z3ikq)
283 Ace, what do I gotta do to get back in your good graces? Sign up for the platinum membership?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 06:52 PM (miE9U)
Have you had any experience harvesting hobos?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (mxcMT)
Ply him with busty lesbo porn.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (miE9U)
At your recommendation, just turned on Claudine. Petrol Blues up next. Thank you Jesus.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (WoSlu)
372 I dont see Trump /Florida on youtube
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)
BB has a live feed
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (miE9U)
Pissed in The Atlantic's bunk,
Publisher had to come and take him away,
Said "Go hit the road!"
"Learn how to code!"
The trust fund's broke now,
I want to go home.
Refrain
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (NmR1a)
They're coming in large groups now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (z3ikq)
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Newt at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (V9pqX)
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I know some doctors who could help you out.
Posted by: Caitlyn at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (//voU)
When we run out of treats, the kids get election literature.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (miE9U)
Lol..are you being inundated too?
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (bUjCl)
They're coming in large groups now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (z3ikq)
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
Posted by: Newt at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (5jVnA)
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Don't let them get inside the wire!
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (Tyii7)
Nothing quite says, 'Halloween is over, go home' as a guy in a trenchcoat with a rather girthy tumescence.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (bUjCl)
Sorry! Breitbart
https://www.breitbart.com/
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (7J5t2)
When we run out of treats, the kids get election literature.
pretty sure i heard a campaign commercial out of antelope valley in which the candidate claimed to be "adorbs".
Posted by: Anachronda at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (tT986)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (bUjCl)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bHOglPPeeA
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: qdpsteve at O
you should start with french kissing contessa brewer.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (MTjB1)
Don't ask me how I know this, but...
back in the 1990s, in the transsexual community, the term for an actual real live born XX woman, was "GG."
(for 'genuine girl.')
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (5jVnA)
They're coming in large groups now.
Run!!!
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (Tyii7)
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Broken arrow! Broken arrow!
Fire on these coords!
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (rgahH)
It's a new world with the Deluxe Albums. Way worth $10 a month for me.
$120 a year wouldn't buy a tenth of the music of the music I listen to in that time.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:08 PM (V9pqX)
Windage and elevation, ma'am!
Posted by: John Wayne at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:09 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (sZx4g)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:06 PM (WoSlu)
Check the backstory on Claudine.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (If3tB)
I'm running low...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (V2Yro)
static crackle static
Almighty, Almighty: this is PBR Street Gang....
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (KCxzN)
I'm running low...
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (z3ikq)
Quick, man! Run for the hills
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (z3ikq)
Got time to boil some eggs ?
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: IC at O
why would he want to?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:10 PM (z3ikq)
"Hey kids! How 'bout a little striptease?..."
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (ffWPP)
Dear Lord please make it stop.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 31, 2018 07:07 PM (URwyc)
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Waaay back in the day, my college marching band (Michigan State) did Halloween rehearsal in costume.
One year, the drum major stripped all the green braid off his uniform (leaving a white outfit topped by white fuzzy hat) and then hung a string down his front and put a t-shirt on with "TAMPAX" written on it.
Another year we had a guy show up in a trench coat and boots with bare legs. He kept the coat closed for all of rehearsal, and people kept asking "What's under the trench coat" but he smiled and shook his head.
Finally, at the end, he finally obliged and had a giant rubber schlong hanging out of a pair of boxers. It was awesome.
Both would have been expelled today.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:12 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:11 PM (a0IVu)
Same with the AF1 crew. He's flying back to DC after this rally.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (tT986)
Posted by: eleven at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: CNN at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: NPC who got twit banned at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:13 PM (tT986)
His support staff must be exhausted keeping up w/ him...his SS must be even more tired..
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (a0IVu)
tonight. It would definitely keep the little commies and their parents
away.
I wanted to hand out MAGA hats but the budget wouldn't allow it.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)
Oh, I'm sure...
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Lon Demon at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (miE9U)
When i see a drunken white man passed out on the floor I don't "comment". I recognize the terrorism threat so I strip search him for weapons and then violently sodomize him before calling the police. Maybe then I'll "comment."
Why yes, that is how I got my current Boyfriend!
Posted by: Don Lemon at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (aqpW6)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (Tyii7)
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My wife carved her pumpkin with an NPC face.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)
I'm glad to hear from him, honestly. I was worried he would think less of me after I responded to the email I got yesterday from Paul Ryan asking me to give to the Congressional Campaign Committee and I responded "Fuck Off".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)
IC, you have trickrtreaters until 9pm??
That's nuts!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (z3ikq)
6-9pm is nutso in my area. then we turn off the lights.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Private Hudson at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Weasel
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Trick or Treaters + doorbell?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (miE9U)
Anyone carve an NPC pumpkin?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (5jVnA)
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Yes.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)
If her and Heather Nauert started making out I want the link ASAP.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (miE9U)
THermometers
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Weasel
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Trick or Treaters + doorbell?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (CDGwz)
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Yep. Ten pounds of barking fury, she is.
Posted by: Weasel at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (MVjcR)
But, it was a Brit abusing their own mythology, so who am I to judge? But, as a judge of movies, it was a pretty pathetic film.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 31, 2018 07:02 PM (rgahH)
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Overt destruction of any perceived white culture.
Posted by: MAGA at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (/8RAd)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: wth at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (HgMAr)
Large groups of aliens descending upon you? Gotcha covered with the
UA-571-C Automated Sentry Gun. It's a tripod mounted perimeter defense
system that delivers preset automatic fire to any hostiles within range
or area targets. Equipped with M30 Autocannons and automatic thermal and
movement actuated AI targeting capabilities. Kills bugs dead!
Posted by: Private Hudson at October 31, 2018 07:16 PM (QLvwG)
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Nuke 'em from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)
I have one. Hope he posts Scary Halloween Thread.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Kanye at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (zLDYs)
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well sorry Fla. is lost LOOK AT THIS HUGE GATHERING for Senile Grandpa Bernie Sanders
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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*?*
Then what do you do for candy the next 3-4 months?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (CDGwz)
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well sorry Fla. is lost LOOK AT THIS HUGE GATHERING for Senile Grandpa Bernie Sanders
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (sXyKU)
200-300 max. pitiful.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:18 PM (lwiT4)
Me too. I want to hear more of Jane's ghost stories.
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: rickl at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (sdi6R)
Smell my feet
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
Give me something good to eat
Not too big, not too small
Just the size of Montreal
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (tT986)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (AllCR)
You will appreciate this.
Kid comes knocking. And knocks. And bangs.
We've had a rough 6 weeks. We were refugees for 4 weeks and a day courtesy Florence. We've been home for two weeks. Not really in a Trick or Treat mood.
Kid is still banging. I go to the door and it's the next door neighbor's 3 years old.
I invited Natalie in and offered her some chocolates out of the frig. Golflady and I were tickled to have her in.
It's all about perspective.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:21 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:21 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2018 07:21 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:21 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 07:14 PM (AllCR)
You will appreciate this.
Kid comes knocking. And knocks. And bangs.
We've had a rough 6 weeks. We were refugees for 4 weeks and a day courtesy Florence. We've been home for two weeks. Not really in a Trick or Treat mood.
Kid is still banging. I go to the door and it's the next door neighbor's 3 years old.
I invited Natalie in and offered her some chocolates out of the frig. Golflady and I were tickled to have her in.
It's all about perspective.
Posted by: golfman at O
fridge
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
Thanks for the tip. Where do you get them? Amazon only has the kindle version.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (ffWPP)
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Well, it's difficult to savor that, but our little dog is getting old, and has lost all hearing. I kinda wish that she still barked at the doorbell.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (CDGwz)
THIS.
I've enjoyed the fruit flavored Tootsie Rolls right up til Valentines.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (If3tB)
Bah humbug. I blame extending DST (it doesn't start getting dark until almost the wee ones bedtime).
I also hate how my generation, and the following ones, have taken over and appropriated a kid's holiday.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (RfzVr)
Their vocabulary continues to shrink at an alarming rate. Soon they will be reduced to sign language. I suppose that would be a good thing. Shrieking is so damned annoying.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (If3tB)
It's all about perspective.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:21 PM (If3tB)
Awwww.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:23 PM (tT986)
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (UdKB7)
If you can put carrots in chili and salt on french toast, we can put corn in our rolls. Geez.
Posted by: Go Home Now at October 31, 2018 07:23 PM (oFsfu)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 07:23 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: golfman at O
Sorry for your rough time and nice that you gave some candy to the little girl. Awwww
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 07:24 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 07:24 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by IC
-----Yes but - I'd wager in a funny sort of way they are amazed by what they are seeing. Sure SS details are hard work but I imagine deep in their professional souls, they know they may never see this outpouring of love for a President again.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 07:24 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM
We just walked with the kids as a group of dads drinking beer. Then of course we had to ahem. "Inspect" the candy later. Meaning that the Kit Kats ALL looked suspicious....
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:24 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 07:25 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:25 PM (V9pqX)
I dressed as Brian Tater tonight.
I put an old suit on, wrinkled it all up, and took a bottle of Sweet Baby Rays Barbecue sauce and squirted it all over my tie, dipped my hands in it, wiped it all over my face and drank some for good measure.
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at October 31, 2018 07:26 PM (ySAEx)
Don Lemon is passing out condoms?????
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)
Watch out. They are used.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 31, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 31, 2018 07:26 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (ffWPP)
The stew is free but the container is $5.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:26 PM (miE9U)
Pius Kwasnik or Zippor Pinn?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:25 PM (V9pqX)
Well...if Venus Poon is out, then go with Kwasnik
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl)
Just saw a kid dressed as a liberal. He wasn't knocking on doors, just
taking candy from other kids while he told them what racist pieces of
shit they are.
Posted by: Minnfidel
It must be cold out tonight. I just saw a liberal kid with his hands in his own pockets.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (r9UYA)
.his SS must be even more tired..
Posted by IC
-----Yes but - I'd
wager in a funny sort of way they are amazed by what they are seeing.
Sure SS details are hard work but I imagine deep in their professional
souls, they know they may never see this outpouring of love for a
President again.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 07:24 PM (9rIkM)
If it is anything like military service, I would imagine that they take great pride in their protection detail, which is what they have been trained for. And I imagine TGEOTUS is a gracious host and a barrel of laughs, no matter your political perspective.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (5jVnA)
Busty Lesbian pron for the win?!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9msr27s
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (WoSlu)
It's all about perspective.
Posted by: golfman at O
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I enjoy seeing the little kids in costumes. I've seen some grow from six-year-olds to college graduates and now working.
One curious thing is that over the last 3-4 years, the kids have become more polite. I have no explanation for that, but it is true.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (CDGwz)
No, just passing out. He and Hillary spent the day down at Al's Tavern.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 31, 2018 07:21 PM (cfSRQ)
ace has been on a creative roll lately.
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (7J5t2)
She showed me one in her hand and a backup in her pants pocket.
Carry on good citizen!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (9rIkM)
2016 redux
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (WD+uu)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (sZx4g)
Pius Kwasnik or Zippor Pinn?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:25 PM (V9pqX)
Zippor Kwasnik
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (tT986)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)
Watch out. They are used.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 31, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)
I prefer to use the term 'road-tested'!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (miE9U)
Per my dictionary, An invasive species is one that is not native and whose introduction has a tendency to spread and to cause harm to the economy, environment or human health.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (RfzVr)
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This is the dark side of diversity. It's not always good.
Especially when you have people like the Democrats who strategically try to use them in destructive ways in order attain their dream of permanent supermajority.
Posted by: Dr. Atkins at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (/qEW2)
Pius Kwasnik or Zippor Pinn?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:25 PM (V9pqX)
Lelu Love has already been taken... along wih Asphyxia Noir..... just sayin'......
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (ffWPP)
They're coming in large groups now.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:05 PM (z3ikq)
Is it a caravan?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (8iiMU)
Sounds like the Beta "town hall" in Houston the other night. Literally dozens of folks were in line...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: golfman at O
Sorry for your rough time and nice that you gave some candy to the little girl. Awwww
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 07:24 PM (AllCR)
fridge
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
We are fine. Many neighbors have it way worse. We were blessed. Again.
Y5 Just wish I could blame it on AutoCucumber.
Hope Bob ain't listening . Phrasing and all.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (tT986)
Of the Icairus Kwasniks?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (4ErVI)
more polite. I have no explanation for that, but it is true.
Reverse Fundamental Transformation?
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: zeera at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (sZx4g)
Posted by: Max Power at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (QCc6B)
Posted by: Mallamutt at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (/HC6x)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (8iiMU)
News keep telling me their migrants.
Does that mean they'll go home after the harvest?
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (If3tB)
Busty Lesbian pron for the win?!
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9msr27s
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (WoSlu)
Director of Mossad is kind of James Bond-like.
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (bUjCl)
Hope Bob ain't listening . Phrasing and all.
Posted by: golfman
lol, just trying to help you avoid difficulties in your senate confirmation.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
Not too big, not too small
Just the size of Montreal
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM
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You had nice friends.
Give me something good to eat
If you don't, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:30 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2018 07:28 PM (8iiMU)
I love a parade!
Oh, wait...
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 31, 2018 07:30 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 31, 2018 07:30 PM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:30 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: mrshad at October 31, 2018 07:30 PM (kkNqO)
Per my dictionary, An invasive species is one that is not native and whose introduction has a tendency to spread and to cause harm to the economy, environment or human health.
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 06:29 PM (RfzVr)
Boom.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Rapey Tardigrade at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (mt2jL)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:31 PM (tT986)
Posted by: kraken at October 31, 2018 07:32 PM (ffWPP)
By 523 there is no OT.
And Why would they reveal having done this? You'd think they'd keep this secret. Then again this way all the fuckers will be paranoid that their phone was tapped too.
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 07:32 PM (WD+uu)
Posted by: cfo mom at October 31, 2018 07:32 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:32 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:33 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 31, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
Heh. That went probably away a loooong time ago.
Of course, the witnesses can't remember either.
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:33 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: runner at October 31, 2018 07:33 PM (bUjCl)
Not too big, not too small
Just the size of Montreal
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM
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You had nice friends.
Give me something good to eat
If you don't, I don't care
I'll pull down your underwear.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:30 PM (Ri0Ku)
That's the version I learned in Canuckistan.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:33 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Lurking Lurker at October 31, 2018 07:32 PM (WD+uu)
Even a Lurking Lurker knows this...
Posted by: golfman at October 31, 2018 07:34 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 07:34 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:35 PM (WlPiF)
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Gillum Staffer Says Voters "not for them to know" promises won't happen, FL "fucked" cracker state" YouTube
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 07:35 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 31, 2018 07:35 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (7GNTg)
I'm tellin' ya right now, if I were young and single, I'd go to Southern Africa on safari just to meet the extremely hawt, virile young Afrikaners who lead the safaris. Yikes. *fans self*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:35 PM (ptqGC)
I think most towns here in MA have a RULE about ending trickrtreating at 8pm.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:35 PM (z3ikq)
Those were weather pigeons.
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 31, 2018 07:35 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:32 PM (U5tDi)
The next kid who comes by better bring a Radio Flyer.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 07:36 PM (mS+Df)
Smell my feet
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 07:19 PM (UdKB7)
Is this some sort of entrapment operation? How do I know you're legit?
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 31, 2018 07:36 PM (/qEW2)
That would probably work on me as well.
And now I'm wondering about training at the police academies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 31, 2018 07:37 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:33 PM
~~~~~
I guess they really are much more polite than their neighbors to the south.
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:37 PM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:37 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 07:36 PM (mS+Df)
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I'm wondering what my neighbors would think if I stood on the corner and started throwing handfuls at people as they go by.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: NPC #357908642 at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (V9pqX)
The lady next door just showed up with her twins and five other
neighborhood kids. I dumped a crap ton of candy into each of their bags.
Ask Mom if she needed a beer.
She showed me one in her hand and a backup in her pants pocket.
Carry on good citizen!
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 07:27 PM (9rIkM)
I might give out wine to the parents. I have a bunch I don't want to move.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 31, 2018 07:37 PM (Ri0Ku)
There's Denver been a brawl in a Tim Hortons!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)
Like this would be the first time.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (2m1vT)
Posted by: NPC #357908642 at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (r+sAi)
Diversity is our Strength, fellow hoo-mon!
Posted by: NPC_10001110101 at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (U5tDi)
BLUEBELL'S MAKIN' IT RAAAAAIN
Posted by: hogmartin at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (V9pqX)
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Let's not get carried away, Anna. I only have a few and I treasure them.
When will I learn to buy candy that I don't like for Halloween? Maybe when I turn 30.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: WisRich at October 31, 2018 07:20 PM (OAlmw)
Not how one should be acting if they're winning
Posted by: Marybeth at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (V9pqX)
You get a shiv, and you get a shiv, and you get a shiv and...
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (n9EOP)
A liberal neighbor a few years ago left a large bowl of candy out on her
porch, the honor system, and was shocked when it was cleaned out in 20
minutes.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (r9UYA)
Mugged by reality in costumes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (tT986)
Trump not missing a beat, denouncing the media for its coverage of his Pittsburgh visit.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM
The World Trade Center got hit again?
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: NPC #357908642 at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (r+sAi)
Diversity is our Strength, fellow hoo-mon!
Posted by: NPC_10001110101 at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (5aX2M)
Diversity is our strength you are both so kind and brave.
Posted by: NPC0192837465 at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (5aX2M)
Sherrod Brown sent out an emergency fund raising email today saying their internal poll has Renacci within one point of the MOE. And PRESIDENT TRUMP IS COMING TO OHIO (their emphasis).
Oh lord, I don't believe it but I sure want to. That smug inherited wealth Yale socialist can't lose fast enough for me.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (WoSlu)
Let's not get carried away, Anna. I only have a few and I treasure them.
When will I learn to buy candy that I don't like for Halloween? Maybe when I turn 30.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (U5tDi)
I hear you. I got all my favorites and they love me too. A bit too much.
Posted by: IC at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (BXMxN)
Flounder @ 498- I bought a case of them at a Tea Party thing here in
ETEX. and If I recall, I ordered another case. Dug around in my desk for
the location. No joy.
Posted by: Eromero at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (zLDYs)
I found them on his site. Thanks.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: bluebell
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*?*
We buy *only* candy that we like. For obvious reasons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (jm1YL)
porch, the honor system, and was shocked when it was cleaned out in 20
minutes.
Now she knows what happens to my paycheck, after taxes.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:41 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)
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Are you kidding? I usually guard the leftovers with my life.
I think the paucity of trick-or-treaters is due to the fact that my three girls, who used to babysit for the entire neighborhood, no longer live at home. Their little charges used to come here to see them. Frankly, their little charges are probably all too old to even be trick-or-treating themselves. Gah. Good think I'm only 29. This could get depressing.
Think I'll have another Twix.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (jm1YL)
There's never been a brawl in a Tim Hortons!
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (r9UYA)
Genius!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (U5tDi)
That you were a Shriner practicing for the next parade?
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (oFsfu)
Those wanting to watch the dark carnival, go to UToob, Right Side News and a few others carry all the rallies.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 31, 2018 07:43 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:43 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:43 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)
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Both Trump and Pence are coming before Tuesday. It'll be OK.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 31, 2018 07:43 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: NPC #357908642 at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (r+sAi)
Diversity is our Strength, fellow hoo-mon!
Posted by: NPC_10001110101 at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (5aX2M)
Diversity is our strength you are both so kind and brave.
Posted by: NPC0192837465 at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (5aX2M)
Look at how tolerant and diverse we are. Diversity makes us stronger against Orange man.
Posted by: NPC 784392612 at October 31, 2018 07:44 PM (2m1vT)
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Have you noticed a clown outbreak in your neighborhood this year?
Posted by: Roy at October 31, 2018 07:44 PM (ABjxW)
They're always fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah, I'm so stealing that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (WoSlu)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (f1Vqw)
email today saying their internal poll has Renacci within one point of
the MOE. And PRESIDENT TRUMP IS COMING TO OHIO (their emphasis).
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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Oh I so hope Brown goes down but the OH GOP has not conducted a decent campaign for Renacci. But I hope.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy
That's crazy talk.
Renacci beating....Sherrod Brown?
I loathe Sherrod, but I thought he was a shoo-in to get re-elected.
That would be mind-boggling if Renacci won!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vote Red and be happy at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (WoSlu)
If the Restraining Order loses I predict he'll tune up that bigmouthed fatassed second wife by New Years. To be around that nagging whore would be Hell on earth.
Please, God; I don't ask for much...
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (V9pqX)
They're always fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:44 PM
It's like extortion, I look at is as anti TP/pumpkin smashing insurance. Here you go, here's a candy bar and a razor for your beard loser.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (WlPiF)
Lights: Off
Door: Closed
That was dicey. We were about to call in reinforcements.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at October 31, 2018 07:47 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: klaftern at October 31, 2018 07:47 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: just to be safe at October 31, 2018 07:47 PM (jr1mC)
Posted by: Captain Hate at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 31, 2018 06:41 PM (7GNTg)
Just a word of advice ... if you go big game hunting, do NOT post happy pictures of yourself on facebook next to your trophies. You'll probably get banned, doxxed, harassed, etc. Just take quiet pride in a hunt well executed. Also, last I checked, they have a very conservative Anglican church, if you are a religious sort.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Reggie at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (nDe2U)
Did get to see a picture of youngest granddaughter in her deer costume, she's 18 months old so her door to door lasts about four houses and she's done.
Got waaaay too much candy left...
Posted by: Antisocialist at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (2shuf)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: NPC #357908642 at October 31, 2018 07:38 PM (r+sAi)
Diversity is our Strength, fellow hoo-mon!
Posted by: NPC_10001110101 at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (5aX2M)
Diversity is our strength you are both so kind and brave.
Posted by: NPC0192837465 at October 31, 2018 07:40 PM (5aX2M)
Look at how tolerant and diverse we are. Diversity makes us stronger against Orange man.
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beerjudge bad
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (7J5t2)
Bearded, cigar-smoking communist takes over the character's home planet, which is the nearest one to the Florida planet.
Character enjoys wearing sports coats over a tee shirt, and wants to go the one place in the galaxy where people don't point and laugh at this.
Character is looking for the people who stole the bitchin' rims for his space ship while the ship was up on blocks outside his trailer house.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (vOkuK)
I know all these words, but they do not make sense in this order. "Too much" candy? Since when is that a thing?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 07:49 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 31, 2018 07:49 PM (WlPiF)
Oh, I remember them! LOL
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (jm1YL)
I had 98 trickrtreaters.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (z3ikq)
Damn. Only two more and you would have qualified for the bonus round.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (mxcMT)
Lights: Off
Door: Closed
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:45 PM (z3ikq)
I've been sitting in the dark for 45 minutes, hoping to avoid detection.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
I can confirm that this is in fact true.
Posted by: Reggie at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (2m1vT)
Trump: "Then what the hell am I doing here?"
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Farmer
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Too busy texting or playing video games. I.e., they're being robbed of childhood.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (V9pqX)
Posted by: Nestle at October 31, 2018 07:51 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2018 07:51 PM (hECVl)
I've been sitting in the dark for 45 minutes, hoping to avoid detection.
They can see the light from your Ipad!!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:51 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: grammie winger
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The Great Pumpkin sees and knows all.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (CDGwz)
Asshole Alert. I repeat: Asshole Alert.
Posted by: Key West Reader at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (FMgH2)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM
We know you're in there Grammie! Be a shame if something were to happen to these pulmpins or your nice display of fall mums. You know how hard it is to get toilet paper out of a pine tree? Now, about those Twix bars. We'd like left and right, we're bipartisan Grammie!
Posted by: 17 year old trick or treater at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (z3ikq)
Did get to see a picture of youngest granddaughter in her deer costume, she's 18 months old so her door to door lasts about four houses and she's done.
Got waaaay too much candy left...
Posted by: Antisocialist
My neighbor was playing "Tubular Bells" during Trick or treat, and then played the theme from "The X Files". He played some other stuff, and made me laugh. Ha.
I was more prosaic; I played side one of "Wish You Were Here" and my classic Halloween soundtrack, Side one of Bernard Herrman's "Fantasy Film World of Bernard Herrman", which has "the Day the Earth stood Still" (the original with Michael Rennie) and "Fahrenheit 451".
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 31, 2018 07:53 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 07:53 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)
Martha Stewart's daughter said her mom never decorated for Halloween, and always kept the lights off.
I'm with you, though. Our lights are off. All the kids on our island usually go to the neighborhood in the center of the island, where the parents give out beer for the trick or treaters' parents. I do miss that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:53 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (hECVl)
Technologically advanced tiny tots know to look for the glow of the computer or smart phone screen. There's no hiding from them.
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (CDGwz)
619 We've only had 9 kids so far.
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Geebus! Get off of her!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (5jVnA)
insect fragments per 100g of chocolate is 90, or an average of 60 if one
is examining several 100g samples.
Eat well.
Posted by: Nestle at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:39
LOL. J put a bowl out, I told her no way. But we've only had 0 some so far, guess she had the right idea, I'not a big candy eater but it looks like a lot is in my future.
Problem this yr is we are the only ones in our block 4 w/ lights. Usually have 50-80.
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (yJ1e6)
Oh, I remember them! LOL
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:50 PM (jm1YL)
Once had three tween boys at the door. I was wearing favorite team sweatshirt. Two made approving comments while one stated his support for hated rival. Two got candy and third much abuse from friends as he went away empty handed.
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (J70i0)
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You should really give my wife proper credit when you quote her.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (mxcMT)
bluebell, wait till the sullen teenagers show up late, minus costumes and carrying pillow cases for the loot.
They're always fun.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:44 PM (ptqGC)
Which reminds me of this:https://tinyurl.com/y95rtyso
Curb Your Enthusiam 'felony-or treat scene'
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (8iiMU)
the glow of the computer or smart phone screen.
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (jm1YL)
To be fair, they're from Wisconsin.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: NPC 54869972 at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (2m1vT)
Happy Halloween ghosties and goblins
Posted by: Skip at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (T4oHT)
I gave out the following:
Twix
Snickers
Reesees
Kit Kats
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:52 PM (z3ikq)
BJs
HJs
Vajayjays
Posted by: Ali Watkins at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (cux11)
He's talking.
Meanwhile I have not yet scoped a single crowd-honey yet.
C'mon Ft Meyers!
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 31, 2018 07:57 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)
Are you kidding? Tim Horton was a drunken Canadian Hockey player, who eventually was killed in DUI accident, in the Great White North!
Take off! No brawls? That's un-Canadian!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at October 31, 2018 07:57 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Antisocialist at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (2shuf)
This is year 5 for the bag of lollipops we bought half a decade ago. We're trying to decide if we should go for year 6 or maybe time to chuck them out.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 31, 2018 07:57 PM (iw9Kk)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:48 PM (z3ikq)
What's your secret?
Posted by: Joe Biden at October 31, 2018 07:57 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lurks a lot at October 31, 2018 07:58 PM (aUHJk)
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 31, 2018 07:58 PM (f1Vqw)
insect fragments per 100g of chocolate is 90, or an average of 60 if one
is examining several 100g samples.
Eat well.
Posted by: Nestle at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (r9UYA)
How many full tardigrades does that amount to?
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (mxcMT)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (r9UYA)
BJs
HJs
Vajayjays
Posted by: Ali Watkins at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (cux11)
Front hole
Back hole
Pie hole
handies
earlobes
pearl necklaces
beef sammiches
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (5jVnA)
NPC 54869972 dies horribly of radiation burns in simulation 17892-B91-R558. Hmm, maybe it possible to win the game.
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (lwiT4)
You too, darlin'.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at October 31, 2018 08:00 PM (BXMxN)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 08:00 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 08:00 PM (tT986)
C'mon Ft Meyers!
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (LL1Be)
No, closest ones are the chick in the blue dress on the right, and the one in the white hat on the left.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2018 08:00 PM (8iiMU)
His facts are good, but he's not the most exciting speaker. Probably should take some lessons.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (vOkuK)
Hahahahaha!
I wonder what we'd look like if we were not "failing"!
Posted by: LASue at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (8iiMU)
HJs
Vajayjays
Posted by: Ali Watkins
What, no FJs?!
Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at October 31, 2018 07:58 PM (f1Vqw)
Sure!
Posted by: Ali Watkins at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (cux11)
Scott is trying his best to throw red meat to the crowd, but all anyone can see is that he's not Trump.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (fuK7c)
*Waves at Jane and Grammie*
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 08:00 PM (tT986)
*waves back and blows kiss*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I knew a couple who had a very upscale/trendy/expensive restaurant in Atlanta. Almost every time I dropped by to see them, they were having delivered pizza.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 08:01 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Marybeth at October 31, 2018 08:02 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 08:02 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 07:54 PM (z3ikq)
Martha Stewart can be found regularly on QVC.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (xSo9G)
His facts are good, but he's not the most exciting speaker. Probably should take some lessons.
He folded on the 2A like a cheap costume after Parkland.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)
She's got a hot little MILF thing going on. Great smile. Probably would bring you breakfast in the morning.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (vOkuK)
https://tinyurl.com/ybaxcmdn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (AllCR)
Ah. Did not know that, was just basing it off the speech I heard.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (vOkuK)
If he tries to sneak back and double dip, it will recognize his retinal scan and refuse to dispense any candy.
People don't have to be hassled and physically intimidated by the surly, aggressive 18 year old "teens" (and 30yo illegals posing as teens) that drop by demanding candy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 08:04 PM (/qEW2)
BJs
HJs
Vajayjays
Posted by: Ali Watkins at October 31, 2018 07:56 PM (cux11)
Front hole
Back hole
Pie hole
handies
earlobes
pearl necklaces
beef sammiches
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (5jVnA)
I was on my University's Crew team so.... Challenge accepted, bitch!
Posted by: Ali Watkins at October 31, 2018 08:04 PM (cux11)
Jane, I'm almost ready to welcome the sullen teenagers with no costume, just as long as they have a big pillowcase.
Posted by: bluebell at October 31, 2018 08:02 PM (U5tDi)
I used to spend a fortune on candy in IL. One year, I was so tired I dumped the entire bowl of leftover candy in one sullen teenager's pillowcase, shut the door, and turned out the lights. Kid looked stunned.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:04 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (jm1YL)
NPC 54869972 dies horribly of radiation burns in simulation 17892-B91-R558. Hmm, maybe it possible to win the game.
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 07:59 PM (J70i0)
Stop inciting violence. We are too tolerant to incite violence. You need violence incited against you. We are tolerant. Love Trumps Hate. Orange man bad.
Posted by: NPC 54869972 at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (2m1vT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 07:42 PM (yJ1e6)
Geebus! Get off of her!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 31, 2018 07:54
Too late, now we have had 23!
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (z3ikq)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (JoUsr)
It's Ft. Meyers. You're lucky if you get teeth.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (r9UYA)
incite violence. You need violence incited against you. We are
tolerant. Love Trumps Hate. Orange man bad.
Posted by: NPC 54869972 at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (2m1vT)
Hate has no memory space here.
Posted by: NPC 66637173 at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (5jVnA)
He folded on the 2A like a cheap costume after Parkland.
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)
He would have gotten a lot more mileage by firing Scott Israel.
Posted by: tankdemon at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (mxcMT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (z3ikq)
Mrs. DeSantis.
Posted by: Vendette at October 31, 2018 08:06 PM (tT986)
https://tinyurl.com/ybaxcmdn
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (AllCR)
I would like to read an article about how Ruth Ginsburg was settling into the Supreme Court. Ideally it would start out "I'M MELTING! I'M MELTING. Oh, what a world, what a world!"
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 31, 2018 08:07 PM (/qEW2)
Good move. Very good move.
Braless would improve it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 31, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: tuna at October 31, 2018 08:05 PM (jm1YL)
Who was looking for the crowd-honeys? Mrs. DeSantis should work.
She's lovely.
Posted by: Marybeth at October 31, 2018 08:07 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:07 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (sXyKU)
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All you need is love!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Nice dress and rack.
--
A little too low cut for the occasion, imho. But she's very pretty!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (JoUsr)
Lock HIM UP!
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (LL1Be)
Love it!!
Posted by: Marybeth at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (MEgUr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 31, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)
Nice hash, Bander.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: WOPR at October 31, 2018 08:10 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 31, 2018 08:09 PM (JoUsr)
Yeah, she is showing a lot of skin.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at October 31, 2018 08:10 PM (8iiMU)
incite violence. You need violence incited against you. We are
tolerant. Love Trumps Hate. Orange man bad.
===
it is also true that white men are bad
Posted by: Clever NPC Pun at October 31, 2018 08:11 PM (7J5t2)
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 08:11 PM (UdKB7)
This year we are handing out Lion fish and Zebra mussels. Next year I was thinking maybe straight razors or MRE heater bomb kits.
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 31, 2018 08:11 PM (/uvcm)
Posted by: Marybeth at October 31, 2018 08:11 PM (MEgUr)
She cut an add to appeal to Trump voters.
The DeSantis children also appeared in the ad, with the candidate
telling his children to "build the wall" with their toy blocks.
Posted by: NPC 66637173 at October 31, 2018 08:12 PM (5jVnA)
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That's news to me.
Posted by: LBJ at October 31, 2018 08:12 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 08:12 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 31, 2018 08:12 PM (z3ikq)
I love this guy. He'll do it too if he can.
Posted by: freaked - now where's my damn candy at October 31, 2018 08:13 PM (UdKB7)
Oopsie.
Hope you bought plenty beans y tortilla , WAT Tay MALA !
Posted by: mikeyG at October 31, 2018 08:14 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at October 31, 2018 08:14 PM (n9EOP)
In other words, those who said his tweet was distancing himself from Trump WERE FLAT OUT WRONG.
Posted by: MSM is ithe Deep States WHORE at October 31, 2018 08:14 PM (sXyKU)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 31, 2018 08:03 PM (r9UYA)
He would have gotten a lot more mileage by firing Scott Israel.
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Meanwhile, in Mjami . . .
BREAKING: Suspicious package under investigation at Miami office of Democratic Party
UPDATE: Suspicious package turns out to be Bill Nelson bumper stickers at Miami office of Democratic Party
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Whoa! Talk about toxic waste!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 31, 2018 08:15 PM (+y/Ru)
The brothers go fishing as far away as white guys now. Including middle of nowhere MN.
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2018 08:16 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 31, 2018 08:17 PM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at October 31, 2018 08:04
LOL, bet you made his night and got him out of his doldrums. Our second or so tonight was sullen, as he walked away w/ a sibling I saw him toos his head back like he was totally bored w/ it all.
What kinda kid gets bored w/ collecting candy?
Posted by: Farmer at October 31, 2018 08:18 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Fritz at October 31, 2018 08:25 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Gem at October 31, 2018 08:31 PM (XoAz8)
It was so slow Mom went out to greet the little witch in the purple tutu who was fading fast after the rest of the block.
Posted by: DaveA at October 31, 2018 08:34 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2018 08:42 PM (7OrCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at October 31, 2018 08:43 PM (7OrCI)
I know this will be willowed, oh well.
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