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Food Thread: Texas Roast Pig: And You Thought Spatchcocking Was Just For Chicken?
Our lovely and gracious hostess arranged a wonderful pre-meet-up meal of absolutely fantastic chile rellenos, courtesy of The Taco Station in Corsicana Texas. This was not smashed beans and rice..this was excellent and inventive cooking. I don't have any photos because I was too busy stuffing the food in my mouth as fast as I could manage without requiring a Heimlich, but suffice it to say that the fresh tortillas were just as good as the chiles, and the cheese sauce was nothing like the gloppy crap I have had on too many occasions. The owner, Yebel Shlimovitch, spent some time at Rick Bayless' Frontera Grill, which is one of the best Mexican restaurants in the country. If you are anywhere near Corsicana, find this guy's food truck and enjoy! He is on Twitter and FaceBook
This is exactly the kind of drink that I shy away from, because all too often they are cloyingly sweet and faintly nauseating. But this was excellent! I was surprised how well balanced it was. There was enough of an alcohol bite to remind me that it had booze in it, and while it was thick and creamy it was not too sugary. There were other things going on besides sweet and fat, and that made it a pleasure to drink.
- 1 cup whipping cream
- 14 oz. sweetened condensed milk
- 2 1/2 cups Irish whisky
- 1 tsp instant coffee
- 2 tblsp chocolate syrup or melt 25 chocolate chips
- 1 tsp vanilla
- 1/4 tsp almond extract
Combine all ingredients in a blender and set on high speed for 30 seconds. Bottle in a tightly sealed container and refrigerate. Shake while cooling and before using. Will keep for up to two months.
This makes me suspicious. The smoke in Scotch makes it a very difficult ingredient, even in cocktails. I have had many Scotch-based cocktails and every single one was a disappointment. I am sure that some people like them, but if I want smoke, I'll drink Scotch straight or have a good cigar! Scotch whiskey caramel milkshake I would just leave the whiskey out of it and enjoy the salty caramel milkshake.
Food and cooking tips, Haggis, young wild pigs, Scotch Eggs, thick and fluffy pita and good tomatoes that aren't square, pale pink and covered with Mestizo E.coli: cbd dot aoshq at gmail dot com. Any advocacy of French Toast with syrup will result in disciplinary action up to and including being nuked from orbit.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: HH at October 28, 2018 03:59 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 28, 2018 04:03 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:03 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: HH at October 28, 2018 04:03 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2018 04:04 PM (OiC69)
I hope it had a Lobster Tail in its mouth instead of an apple!
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 04:05 PM (a7G/Q)
By the way, what are us "Jew -hating" Trump supporters eating for dinner tonight?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:06 PM (cziga)
Such a good way to start the day.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 04:07 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 28, 2018 04:07 PM (N3JsI)
And now I'm hungry.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Moron at October 28, 2018 04:08 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:08 PM (cziga)
Love roast piggy and...
I've wanted one of those La Caja China roasters for a long time.
Hard to justify the expense though when it would be a once or twice maybe thrice a year dealio.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 04:08 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: NCKate at October 28, 2018 04:08 PM (VVDmD)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:09 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:09 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 28, 2018 04:09 PM (N3JsI)
Oh please. I've cooked cheap pork shoulder in the oven and the skin on it was awesome cracklins. I love cracklins. Pork skin naturally does that I think.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 28, 2018 04:10 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 04:11 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 28, 2018 04:11 PM (H5knJ)
https://tinyurl.com/ydgfxply
Thanks. A China box. Never seen anything like it.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2018 04:11 PM (OiC69)
Posted by: olddog in mo at October 28, 2018 04:11 PM (Dhht7)
It's like the Inquisition is hosting a BBQ.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:09 PM (kQs4Y)
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What horrified me is that CBD got to the pig before I did. I figured then that it was all over and I wouldn't get any. But, then I saw he was actually helping to carve it so I was able to sneak some before he stabbed me with the knife and told me to move along.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 04:12 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Pooh Bear at October 28, 2018 04:13 PM (a7G/Q)
That's it! If the next TxMoMe has that, I am going to overcome my morbid shyness, social retardation, inarticulateness and deafness to come.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 04:13 PM (LsBY9)
No cooking, no shopping, no clean-up, white linen tablecloths, pleasant waiters and no tipping. I can't wait till I'm old. er.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:14 PM (lwiT4)
That roast piggy was teh shiznit. Seriously tasty, easily some of the most delicious non-bacon pork I've ever had.
Best part is, we had bacon too. Deep-fried, extremely nom nom bacon as appetizers.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2018 04:14 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:14 PM (cziga)
My mistakes were: Too much salt, though I'm reasonably sure I used exactly what the recipe called for.
Molasses was a poor substitute for sorghum. (went with molasses because sorghum was impossible to find)
Overcooked on the pellet grill on too high heat.
So, I will try again, but, next time, cut the salt by 50%, use sorghum or real maple syrup (molasses just seems to be a no go due to how sweet it is) and put on the pellet grill on a lower temperature for a shorter period of time.
One thing that was interesting was the molasses sugar and salt was rather thick but after being in the refrigerator on the pork belly for a few days, the stuff poured out like water. I guess the sugar and salt really pulled the moisture out of the pork.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 28, 2018 04:15 PM (WEBkv)
Acapulco No. 2
1 oz Reposado tequila
1 oz Strega liqueur
1 oz fresh lemon juice
1/2 oz egg white.
Shake with ice vigorously. Strain into glass. Drink!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 04:16 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:16 PM (cziga)
Made a butternut squash bisque for lunch. Sliced my finger when cutting up the onions. Pierogis for supper tonight.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 28, 2018 04:16 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 04:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:17 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 04:17 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 04:18 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:18 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 28, 2018 04:18 PM (kT3/m)
Tonight? Already have a batch of bolognese sauce from my favorite Williams-Sonoma recipe. And if I get ambitious enough, a homemade papardelle noodle to put it on.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 04:19 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: Zombie L. Ron Hubbard at October 28, 2018 04:19 PM (rQM9Y)
all of them nice as can be.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 04:17 PM (U5tDi)
Don't you DARE insult me like that again!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2018 04:19 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 04:19 PM (4HMW8)
It is actually more 'traditional' than a regular Pizza.
Pizza was a simple bread topped with whatever was at hand: and often veggies, a bit of cured meat, some fresh cheese and eggs were exactly what was at hand.
We would eat stuff like this in the morning when we were getting the Pizzeria ready / oreooed for the day.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 04:19 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 04:20 PM (LsBY9)
https://tinyurl.com/ydgfxply
Posted by: never enough caffeine at October 28, 2018 04:09 PM (N3JsI)
Now to justify it to she that keeps the checkbook.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 28, 2018 04:20 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:20 PM (cziga)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:20 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:21 PM (v9rtm)
The last time I smoked a pork belly it burst into flame. The skin wss crispy that time.
The meat was fine that flaming time, but I prefer the meat this time.
So how do I get the skin crisp, while keeping the meat smoky and tender? I suppose I could finish it with a blowtorch.
Just a rookie experimenter.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 28, 2018 04:21 PM (eAMlh)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 28, 2018 04:22 PM (D2NeB)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:22 PM (cziga)
Posted by: Barb the Evil Genius at October 28, 2018 04:22 PM (D2NeB)
His ankle? Hmmm -- that might work. Thanks!
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:23 PM (lwiT4)
You got it. Finish it with Fire / Intense Heat.
Broiler, Torch, or the AoSHQ Preferred Method - Hot Iron.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 04:23 PM (a7G/Q)
Why?
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:23 PM (T4oHT)
Just a rookie experimenter.
**cough**
Posted by: 8th Air Force at October 28, 2018 04:23 PM (T6t7i)
I started using organic chicken as the primary protein. I hate to admit it, but there is an immense difference in the texture and flavor of the bird versus cheap stuff from Wally world. Don't get me wrong- I don't you can't make good food from the cheap stuff, because you can and I have for many years. But after a fourth cancer diagnosis, I thought it was time too make some changes in the diet that would maybe stop a fifth. Organic was one of those changes.
Fresh cilantro, good olive oil, fresh garlic, salt, pepper, rehydrated chipotle chilies that I pureed, fresh parsley, and Hungarian paprika smooshed together, and then the chicken pieces immersed in this marinade overnight.
Slice red or yukon gold potatoes and place a layer no more than two slices thick on the bottom of a 13x9 pan, and drizzle with olive oil and salt and pepper. Place the marinated chicken pieces on the potatoes, making sure to get all of the marinade over the meat. Bake at 425 for 15 minutes. Baste with a little melted butter (or schmaltz if you have it, which is my newfound preferred fat) and continue baking at 375 for 45-50 minutes, basting with a little more butter every 20 minutes or so, until chicken registers 170. (165 is what chefs say, but I prefer to go higher because salmonella is not pleasant.)
Beans: cooking dried beans is a chore. You have to start a day ahead, and tend them all day, like a cranky, demanding toddler. But the result is a creamy dish that elevates beans and rice to something special.
The day before, wash and pick over a 1 pound bag of pinto beans, place in a nonreactive bowl (plastic or glass) and cover with water. You will be rinsing and refilling the bowl of water a couple of times before cooking starts. Some people claim this reduces the gas producing effect of the bean, but they would be wrong or liars.
After the beans have soaked for at least 12 hours, rinse a final time. Chop one large onion and 1 large green pepper into small pieces, and saute in olive oil in a heavy pot, preferably a dutch oven. (Nods to CBD). Chop two stalks of celery the same size as the onion and pepper, and add it to the pot, stirring so nothing burns. Add olive oil as needed. Don't be skimpy, but don't drown it either. Finally, add chopped garlic-around three cloves, and then the beans. Stir a minute or so, then add vegetable broth-around 6 cups. You can use chicken broth or water, but I prefer the flavor of vegetable, and for this meal I was cooking for a vegetarian. Throwing in a ham bone at this point for non vegetarians would be good at this point too.
Bring the beans to a boil, then reduce heat to a simmer, and put the cover on, slightly askew. Cook for one hour.
After one hour, add the following: 1 tsp salt, 1 tsp pepper, 1 tsp cumin, 1 tsp garlic powder, 1 tsp onion powder. Stir, add more liquid as needed, then replace lid. Cook slowly, stirring occasionally for two more hours.
Add 1 tsp salt, 1tsp pepper, 1 tsp cumin, 1 tsp onion powder and 1 tsp garlic powder, stir, add liquid, and cook for two more hours.
After that, the beans should be ready. The spice lovers added generous shakes of Goya's hot sauce, which is not sweet, and enjoyed the beans, rice and chicken immensely. This is going in the repertoire as a monthly meal.
Posted by: moki at October 28, 2018 04:24 PM (mFoNl)
know what to do about the skin. It's chewy, not crispy. It tastes good
but it's like having a piece of gum in my mouth.
The last time I smoked a pork belly it burst into flame. The skin wss crispy that time.
The meat was fine that flaming time, but I prefer the meat this time.
So how do I get the skin crisp, while keeping the meat smoky and tender? I suppose I could finish it with a blowtorch.
Just a rookie experimenter.
Posted by: Northernlurker being f'n insufferable at October 28, 2018 04:21 PM
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Slice the skin off and cook them side by side. When the pork belly meat is done raise the temp and crisp the skin.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 28, 2018 04:24 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:22 PM (cziga)
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Texas is sometimes called the Italy of the Southern Flyover States.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 28, 2018 04:24 PM (rQM9Y)
Wait. Am I allowed to cook Italian food in Texas?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:22 PM (cziga)
We got 'em all, even Czechs, Sorbs, Danes and Norwegians.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 04:24 PM (LsBY9)
Still can't turn a round pie to save my life though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2018 04:25 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 04:24 PM (LsBY9)
I'm not going there if you've got Norwegians. Oh heck no.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:25 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Just Tarrible at October 28, 2018 04:26 PM (21Sa0)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey
But Swedes and Germans are okay, right?
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:27 PM (T6t7i)
Yes you are allowed to cook Italian food in Texas. In fact, you will likely have to cook your own, since I've never been to a really good Italian restaurant here--and I've lived here all of my life. (A lot of restaurants have a good rep, but none I've been to are as good average places in Providence, Philly, or Jersey, for example.)
In fairness, there may be some good Italian restaurants in Houston, but I'm not fond enough of the city to go there to look for them.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 04:28 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:28 PM (lwiT4)
A greasy , flopping slice is American tradition . The brick oven , old school tradition was brought back by the hoity toity. But like I said, I'd scarf both of them down like Michael Moore on a cheat day.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 04:29 PM (2DOZq)
pep - Germans? Oh heck no.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey
How many times do we have to apologize for the recent, um...., unpleasantness?
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 04:29 PM (QDnY+)
Wait. Am I allowed to cook Italian food in Texas?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:22 PM (cziga)
I think that the only kind of food scorned in Texas is vegetarian rabbit food. As long as something had to die for your meal, you're good. >
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 28, 2018 04:30 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:29 PM (T6t7i)
Until all the Leinenkugels has been consumed.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:31 PM (lwiT4)
Oh, he's around here somewhere...
*Nom, Nom, Nom*
Posted by: Pooh Bear
I dunno what else he thought was going to happen the day we burn this fucker down.
Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2018 04:31 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: rhomboid
Actually, they were originally Korean, but they were the Shrimovitches there.
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:31 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 04:32 PM (LsBY9)
It was a 75lb. pig with the head removed and Navy Guy did indeed cook it to perfection.
Texas Zombie could not make the MoMe!
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 04:33 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: JT at October 28, 2018 04:34 PM (Bf9lk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:17 PM (kQs4Y)
It does.
But, for Halloween themed bottles, it's hard to beat Maurin Quina with the creepy green devil on the label.
Maurin Quina is sort of a cherry infused vermouth.
Makes delightful Manhattans.
The creepy green devil looks like he'd bugger repeatedly you if you drank too many Manhattans and passed out.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 04:35 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: rhomboid
Actually, they were originally Korean, but they were the Shrimovitches there.
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:31 PM (T6t7i)
A good trivia question is who did Marco Polo find living in China? A community of Jewish people.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 04:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:36 PM (lwiT4)
When I'm back from a trip I'm going to keep an eye out for sales on pork shoulder, to make buckboard bacon (wet cure, in the fridge). Even though I presently have but a poor man's improvised smoking set-up (gas grill - though I'm able to get/keep low 200s-degrees pretty consistently, and have learned to add packets of soaked chips periodically to keep up the smoke).
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 04:36 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 04:36 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: 8th Air Force at October 28, 2018 04:23 PM (T6t7i)
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amateurs: hold our sake and watch this...
Posted by: 20th Air Force at October 28, 2018 04:37 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 28, 2018 04:37 PM (mvenn)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:38 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:36 PM (lwiT4)
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snob.
/me cracks open a can of cheap beer
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:39 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: PETA at October 28, 2018 04:39 PM (2m1vT)
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Oh, I see her now. More of a Thracian Hag than a VVitch.
Coven Vodka has an interesting aesthetic.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Right now, I'm making due with an old bathtub topped with a sheet of 3 gauge stainless steel.
Crisps the skin wonderfully!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 04:40 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 04:36 PM (2DOZq)
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Out in Kunming?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 04:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 04:42 PM (PkVlr)
whilst shopping at Cabela's for a dehydrator*, i found this gem every 'ron/ette should have:
https://www.cabelas.com/product/STEAK-LOCKER
\-DRY-AGING-FRIDGE/2614761.uts?slotId=16
*herself has apparently decided the 80 Liter unit is what we need... po' me.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:43 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 04:42 PM (PkVlr)
According to Google, it's still there.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 28, 2018 04:44 PM (2m1vT)
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:44 PM (T6t7i)
When Bock's Car was approaching Okinawa, expecting to ditch because not enough fuel, Sweeney for reasons still unexplained couldn't get Yontan control tower to acknowledge his May Day! calls.
So finally he yells to his crew to fire every flare they have - all colors. Each color represented something specific: "dead/wounded on board" "heavy damage" "plane on fire" etc. They fired all of them (none of them really applied, the only problem was no fuel). Finally, the word gets through, Sweeney sees runways being cleared and traffic exiting the pattern.
Miraculously the plane makes it (one engine died on approach), and touches down. Quickly, an emergency vehicle arrives and somebody yells up into the open hatch "where are the wounded?". Sweeney points north, toward Nagasaki, and says "up that way".
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 04:44 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:25 PM (lwiT4)
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try *living* with one...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:45 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 28, 2018 04:45 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:46 PM (lwiT4)
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i was referring to the fire bomb raids they and the 21st made...
actually did more damage and killed more people than the two bombs did.
just that they required a few more planes to conduct...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:46 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:46 PM (lwiT4)
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*NOW* you tell me...
where were you in 2001 when this all started?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:48 PM (v9rtm)
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No. Mainly because I have no idea what it is.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 28, 2018 04:48 PM (WEBkv)
REDACTED and I had a very nostalgic conversation about Campisi's here several months ago. I loved it--it was just blocks from my house--but not because it was really good Italian food. It was because it was...Campisi's.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 04:48 PM (S+f+m)
Let us never speak of this again.
Posted by: pep at October 28, 2018 04:44 PM (T6t7i)
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Boy, you're not kidding. What a way to ruin a milkshake.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 04:49 PM (U5tDi)
At least here in Texas, Kroger seems hell-bent on destroying their brand.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 04:32 PM (LsBY9)
Sounds like you have a story to tell.
*pulls up a stool and perches*
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 04:49 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 04:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:51 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2018 04:52 PM (dUJdY)
Still can't turn a round pie to save my life though.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2018 04:25 PM (c07y/)
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They all end up the same shape in the end.
Seriously, though, if my pizza turns out round-ish, I'm happy. I'm more concerned with stretching the dough too thin in spots.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2018 04:52 PM (+F0Wk)
Hamilton wins his 5th World F-1 title
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:52 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 04:54 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:55 PM (T4oHT)
The left is not stupid, idiotic, or wrong; the left is pure evil.
Nazi collaborator, convicted felon, and fugitive from international justice, George Soros is not shorthand for anything, except pure evil.
Posted by: An Observation at October 28, 2018 04:55 PM (IMesj)
Posted by: 11B40 at October 28, 2018 04:55 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 04:57 PM (eprYe)
i w*rked for their subsidiary here in #Failifornia for 6 months, and, when i filed a harassment complaint against my stuporvisors for discrimination, etc, Kroger corporate turfed it back locally.
they investigate, sent me a letter saying they had substantiated some of my complaints, but that it didn't rise to the level of "actionable harassment"*. so they were doing nothing. that friday they fired me.
checked with a lawyer who said i needed a stronger case. my fault for being a straight white male, apparently.
i'd rather eat out of garbage cans than shop at a store they own. #YMMV
*this, from an organization that claims to have a zero-tolerance for harassment.
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:57 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at October 28, 2018 04:52 PM (+F0Wk)
Someone once asked me how I get my pizzas so perfectly round, I had to confess to using a dinner plate and cutting around it.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at October 28, 2018 04:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 04:57 PM (PkVlr)
It takes practice. Roll it out as best you can, room temperature dough then start small spinning tosses. The spin stretches it naturally.
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 04:57 PM (T4oHT)
By the way, what are us "Jew -hating" Trump supporters eating for dinner tonight?
Posted by: Marcus T at October 28, 2018 04:06 PM (cziga)
Pork ribs baked in crushed pineapple, soy sauce and honey. Also, garlic mashed potatoes and acorn squash baked with maple syrup and butter. All leftovers from the meal I prepared last night to celebrate Mrs. Krebs' birthday.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 28, 2018 04:59 PM (pNxlR)
http://www.theospark.net/2018/10/a-tale-of-two-movements.html
(pantifa bitching at 4chan)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 04:59 PM (v9rtm)
REDACTED and I had a very nostalgic conversation about Campisi's here several months ago. I loved it--it was just blocks from my house--but not because it was really good Italian food. It was because it was...Campisi's.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 04:48 PM (S+f+m)
Campisi's Egyptian? With the oblong pizzas? I used to go there too, when I visited my sister. She and her husband did their insurance. And the pizza was really, really good.
I remember the Mafia rumor, and sister never denied it, so...
Posted by: moki at October 28, 2018 04:59 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 05:00 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 05:00 PM (v9rtm)
BTW...we are now allowed to drink from our faucets again...no flush of lines are necessary, they say. Seems... odd. A minute ago I had to boil the water and now I don't?????
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:00 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 28, 2018 04:25 PM
Extremely cold dough is your friend. I tend to let my dough sit in the frig for two days, then freeze 2/3rds of it. I bring the frozen out for an hour before shaping, throw a ton of flour down, then the cold dough ( on a 12'' dinner plate ) and I get a nice little circle. Perfect? Not quite.
But good enough for government work.
If you wanna work with warm dough you're a sadist.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:01 PM (URwyc)
Sadist? I mean masochist.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 05:02 PM (PkVlr)
Just finished bottling 5 gallons of a nice hoppy IPA. My tasting of the still brew (quality control, of course) suggests that the finished product will be most excellent in about #twoweeks.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 28, 2018 05:02 PM (KE3T2)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:02 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 05:03 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:03 PM (kufk0)
Is jello Kosher or not?
Somewhere read it's not falafel and it and kosher overlap a lot.
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:04 PM (T4oHT)
Put the head on a floured surface. Using your fingertips start flattening from the center out, NEVER touching the rim of the pizza. Leave 1" on the edge, completely untouched. Continue while rotating 45 degrees until the center is uniform thcknes.
Then grab over the untouched edge with both hands and lift while rotating around the dough. Always taking care not to crush the edge. Gravity will start to pull the pizza into shape. Adjust the speed you are rotating to keep it round-ish.
Then lay it over the backs of your hands and stratch to size. If you are feeling bold, or have an extra dough handy in case of calamity, give it a toss and spin.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:05 PM (a7G/Q)
I just got through making a dozen deviled eggs. Lowly deviled eggs.
You know what tastes good with deviled eggs, though? Almost everything.
Ever turn down a deviled egg?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:05 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 05:02 PM (PkVlr)
I love that your dad went there to settle with his bookie! My sis and I would go in, and they would shuttle us to the back room, in the kitchen, and make garlic knots or cheese bread for us while we waited for our pizza. I was 20 years younger than her, so when I was little, they would make me tiny baby pizzas. I thought it was wonderful!
Posted by: moki at October 28, 2018 05:05 PM (mFoNl)
I just got an email from Austin Travis County Emergency Operations that the boil-water notice was lifted. Here's the link they gave: http://www.austintexas.gov/boilh2o
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 05:05 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:05 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:06 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: redc1c4
Red my man, don't you see? In their eyes, YOU were the harassment.
Big SJW orgs gotta big SJW org. It's Chinatown Jake.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 28, 2018 05:06 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:07 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: 20th Air Force at October 28, 2018 05:08 PM (MwFQu)
It was so good it made my eyes cross.
Posted by: navybrat, travel nut at October 28, 2018 05:08 PM (w7KSn)
Had some great crab cakes last night. They're always very good, even though they are blasphemously *not* from the Chesapeake, or made in MD. Baja crabs of some sort. Fantastic.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:08 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:09 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:09 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:10 PM (T4oHT)
I don't even know what that is but unless I get uninvited there is no way I'm missing next year.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2018 05:11 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: moki at October 28, 2018 05:11 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:13 PM (U5tDi)
Just make sure you keep it off the top of the pie. But, it'll help you get it off the peel if you take a long time assembling.
If your pie gets stuck to the peel a well floured piece of string used like floss will get it unstuck.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:13 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:14 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:14 PM (T4oHT)
I can throw pies endlessly.
Very cool!
I just had the best pizza since moving to he easy coast - in Gloucester at Surfside Pizza. Aaaand it's closing for the winter since it caters to beachgoers of two nearby beaches. Womp womp!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2018 05:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:15 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:15 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 05:16 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:16 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:17 PM (QDnY+)
Just another day at the HQ....
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (Fxt+d)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (lwiT4)
It is indeed good but I guess I'm going to have to work you E'coasters up to it.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:20 PM (U5tDi)
Big, thick ones.
As soon as your pie is ready to be turned, switch to the hot stone.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:20 PM (a7G/Q)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (a7G/Q)
Indeed.
Don't forget we have two tokens in this outpost of anti-Semtism.
Posted by: fluffy at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (9t5k1)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (eprYe)
Had those once. Friend who took me probably had more cowboy boots than the Empress.
Posted by: DaveA at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (FhXTo)
I've been looking for this since the late80's.
Had the original blender with a toggle keg like dispenser on front.
The body of the blender was solid stainless, not all plastic like todays models. I collected those beer btls with the latch tops.
My BramersBailies was really a hit.Gave as Christmas gifts
Still have all the brown btls had to return the blender soup maker to boyfriends mom. Truely the best Irish cream evah!!
Must keep refridged tho w/o preservatives. . Yeah, but will cuddle.
Posted by: Breitbastista at October 28, 2018 05:21 PM (sO3eN)
Two Jewish CoBs? Who is the other one?
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 28, 2018 05:22 PM (bZ7mE)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at October 28, 2018 05:22 PM (Fxt+d)
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:22 PM (a7G/Q)
The Caribbean islands. Jamaican goat curry can be very good.
And generally speaking, "Arab" food is excellent. Not a weak point of their situation, by far.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:22 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 28, 2018 05:22 PM (bZ7mE)
Mis Hum
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:22 PM (lwiT4)
I've had goat before in the middle east, shut up you perverts, and it was really good. From what I've heard from you morons about Ben's hospitality I expect it will be amazing.
garrett will also be there because I'm going to give him shit for the next year to make sure he shows up.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2018 05:23 PM (/tuJf)
Had those once. Friend who took me probably had more cowboy boots than the Empress.
Posted by: DaveA
I've heard of good crab on the plains.
Posted by: Elizabeth Warrren at October 28, 2018 05:23 PM (Fxt+d)
Nice! So was it the most delicious, the most luxurious and classy sammich ever?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (Lqy/e)
I saw it. It just seems weird that one minute you were supposed to boil all your water and the next it's totally fine. Doesn't make sense to my un-sciency mind.
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (lwiT4)
I'd forgotten that.
I left a reply for you re: Hebrews 11 and Romans 11, BTW, if you didn't see that.
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (bZ7mE)
For dinner they are having Shepherd's pie-frozen
and I am having pasta mixed with 4 grated cheeses and butter Tomorrow I may be slightly more adventurous because I will have recovered from a long week.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Breitbastista at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (sO3eN)
Though that roast pig sounds its equal.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:25 PM (QDnY+)
I'll go take a look now. BTW I lied about Mis Hum.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:25 PM (lwiT4)
British pizza: tomato paste on cardboard.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 05:03 PM (LsBY9)
Sounds like Maine pizza.
Posted by: lizardbrain - now with extra class at October 28, 2018 05:26 PM (WT9X7)
Oh yeah, the worst
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:27 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:27 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:27 PM (eprYe)
I'm kind of relieved, but shocked, shocked, I tell you, that a preacher's wife would lie. Shame! Shame!
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 28, 2018 05:27 PM (bZ7mE)
J/K And anyway, the friend is 6'6. That would be way too many french fries.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:27 PM (AllCR)
I've started making pizza at home, and I've been rolling. It's good, but not that nice, chewy, pizzeria crust that is so good. I'll try your method next time.
Posted by: moki at October 28, 2018 05:11 PM
If you like especially chewy, some percentage of whole wheat flour is your friend. I use 1 part whole wheat, 2 parts unbleached flour.
Yeah, I know some people hate whole wheat. But if you're on a calorie restricted diet, having to chew the ever living hell out of a garlic, tomato paste, cheese and olive oil infused slice of pizza is hardly punishment. Yeah, it takes a little more, to a lot more time, to chew. Meanwhile the timer for your stomach telling you it's full is running. I'm actually full after four 12" pie slices at 100 calories per slice, and that's not a misprint. I've done the actual math.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:27 PM (URwyc)
But but but, it requires a good sauce to go with it.
And good tortillas...depending on how you're eating it.
It's not fatty like pork what makes it's own marinade called pork fat.
Yummy cabrito is yummy.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 05:28 PM (CRRq9)
He was already going to Hell over the french toast thing anyways. Might as well enjoy himself. >8^>
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:28 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: Breitbastista at October 28, 2018 05:28 PM (sO3eN)
Right, JJ Sefton. I knew he was Jewish, but for some reason I forgot he was a CoB when trying to remember who the other one was....
Posted by: Grey Fox at October 28, 2018 05:29 PM (bZ7mE)
https://youtu.be/aIsy3iS7SYE
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 05:29 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:24 PM (lwiT4)
Been spreading lies about me again?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
Gin. Ice. Lime."
grammie, you're overcomplicating things.
scotch (or bourbon). glass.
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 05:32 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:28 PM (j0Oc6)
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No to mention the shellfish. Have you heard him on the subject of oysters?
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:32 PM (U5tDi)
Totally understand your skepticism about pronouncements from the People's Republic of Austin Travis County. Can't produce clean water, but that doesn't matter because we have a bike coordinator, diversity department, are a sanctuary city, and are sure Trump needs to be impeached.
So it's not like they don't have their priorities in order.
I'm a multi-generational Austin native and so glad to live outside that orbit now.
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 05:32 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 28, 2018 05:32 PM (rnAwa)
The sauce for the chile rellenos with the pomegranate garnish was divine.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:33 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:33 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 05:33 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:30 PM (NWiLs)
You mean about you being my favorite Floridian? No, that was all true.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:33 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 05:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:32 PM (U5tDi)
He for 'em or agin' 'em?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2018 05:34 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 28, 2018 05:34 PM (dUJdY)
It is indeed good but I guess I'm going to have to work you E'coasters up to it.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (eprYe)
Eh. make the cabrito and have a big glob of scrapple for the E'coasters.
They'll be happy with that.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 05:35 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:34 PM (NWiLs)
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If he's reading along, I'll let him tell you. I won't do it justice.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:35 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 05:35 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:33 PM (lwiT4)
Fine. Play head games with me. See if I care.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 05:35 PM (PkVlr)
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Because CBD is a commie.
Next question.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)
I found chopping ham and bacon really fine for a topping made for a fabulous pizza, as did adding a little extra shredded cheese like a Colby.
It is not classic pizza, a couple of weeks ago I made it with chicken, and last night I made it with pepperoni, thai peppers, and extra basil.
Eventually I will use the last of that stuff in the pantry and go back to the red sauce.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 05:37 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:37 PM (eprYe)
S'ok. More for the rest of us...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (j0Oc6)
Heathen.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (lwiT4)
Next question.
Posted by: bluebell at O
cbd is against syrup on french toast? what the hell would he have you put on french toast?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (NWiLs)
I'll have your share, thank you.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 05:39 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:39 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)
Pepper, I think.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:39 PM (lwiT4)
The sauce for the chile rellenos with the pomegranate garnish was divine.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:33 PM (eprYe)
Ah man, you're singing my song.
When I was a little kid and we visited my grandparents in El Paso, we'd always go into Juarez for a day trip.
i always made sure I had cabrito cuz so-o-o-o-o good.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 05:39 PM (CRRq9)
i held up my hand at one point while don jr was speaking, and he pointed at me and said, thank you! i'm with you, hashtag.
...another good day in my part of the world!
Posted by: concrete girl at October 28, 2018 05:40 PM (MxKEW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:40 PM (MTjB1)
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Fruit compote.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 28, 2018 05:41 PM (bZ76Y)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 05:41 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 05:16 PM (4HMW
4chan /pol/ is the weaponized autists who do marvelous things to our mutual enemies... like the NPC meme, and a host of others. they state that they are politically incorrect
http://boards.4chan.org/pol/
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 05:41 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:41 PM (eprYe)
The ultimate clam is harvested after hours of water skiing, with bare foot detection system. Immediately pried open and ingested.
Though clams casino is to die for. With a prep time measured in near hourly units, then consumed in mere minutes.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:41 PM (URwyc)
Second half of the batch, I let rise and ferment overnight and made a focaccia last night..wonderful! All I put on it (besides a good amount of olive oil) was some carmelized onions, sea salt and a biit of rosemary.. delish!
I'm sold on no-knead method!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 28, 2018 05:42 PM (438dO)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 05:42 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at O
you mean our cbd, cause that sounds really gay, or euro, and I am pretty sure cbd is not gay.
though he has been a little more sophisticated since he spent time in the uk.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:42 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:43 PM (lwiT4)
The good news is that since he's not around, we can go ahead and say whatever we want about him without worry!
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:44 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:44 PM (QDnY+)
Just keeps getting better, Ben.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2018 05:44 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 05:44 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (U67az)
No, seriously. Salt and butter only. And then he shat directly upon the necks of us blessed who believe in the sacrament of french toast and maple syrup.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:43 PM (lwiT4)
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You know, you could have a grand time up there, with MisHum, Muad'dib, Donna, WisRich, and darn it I know there are others from Wisconsin but my pea brain can't remember right now.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (cLj/v)
Posted by: 20th Air Force at October 28, 2018 05:08 PM (MwFQu)
---there's an echo in here...
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't read carefully or know inside jokes at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at O
would like to have a mome where I can watch you swallow a geoduck whole.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (U67az)
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*blush*
Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 28, 2018 05:47 PM (bZ76Y)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (eprYe)
Oh hon. I'm way too lazy for that.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:47 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:46 PM (lwiT4)
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Well, there you go! Sounds like a MoMe to me, just waiting to happen.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:47 PM (U5tDi)
About 3 hours depending on traffic and where in Houston. Practically next door in Texas terms.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 05:47 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 05:48 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at O
seriously? maple syrup should be seated next to bacon in the pantheon of inherently and solely good foods.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:48 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (cLj/v)
Uh-oh. You did not read the warning in CBD's post.
"Any advocacy of French Toast with syrup will result in disciplinary action up to and including being nuked from orbit." CBD
I'll miss ya Pale Rider.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 05:48 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 05:47 PM (xQfPr)
In RHode Island terms that is 5 times around the State plus a quick trip to CT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (Fh8wK)
About 3 hours depending on traffic and where in Houston. Practically next door in Texas terms.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
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About the same as from Austin. I've been all 3 years. This year with the whole family for the first time...including the dog and cat...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 28, 2018 05:42 PM
I remember watching some liquored up French Chef explain how kneading interlocked the fibers or some such bullshit and thinking bullshit.
I never knead bread, just create a pocket in the flour, dump in the water then yeast, stick in microwave on 100 degree 'bake' setting for half an hour. By then the yeast has fornicated itself to exhaustion, and I just stir it into a doughy mass.
Done. Into the frig.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 28, 2018 05:50 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (U5tDi)
Y'know, if you started calling him Mr. Lin'duh maybe he'd come up with a nic for himself.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (cLj/v)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (kQs4Y)
The Memphis Red sauce out of Big Bob Gibson's BBQ Book uses it in the recipe. Damned fine stuff...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at October 28, 2018 05:52 PM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (AllCR)
Will have to wait till April at the earliest. chavez sold his snowshoes for 7 Beatles albums.
He's gonna kill me.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:52 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (cLj/v)
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You know there are front views of Otto-man, right?
It can always get worse.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 28, 2018 05:52 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 28, 2018 05:52 PM (MxKEW)
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (Y9zp1)
*CBD directs nuke to take out t-bird after Pale Rider"*
Posted by: Bob @ NSA at October 28, 2018 05:53 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:53 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: bluebell at O
liquid smoke tastes great but it is hard to imagine that it was not siphoned off of some epa superfund site.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:53 PM (MTjB1)
There is no reason to go to CT. Ever.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 28, 2018 05:54 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2018 05:54 PM (zLDYs)
When I was a little kid in New England we had something called honey butter. I think. I can see it and taste it and it's really good. Geez, that was a long time ago, but I think it was called honey butter.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2018 05:54 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2018 05:55 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:55 PM (eprYe)
Big HI to Weasel Lady.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:37 PM (eprYe)
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WW is a Big Ben Had fan, that's for sure!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 05:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:51 PM (MTjB1)
The wildest part of this was that you were a counselor at a church camp. Can.Not.Compute.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 05:56 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 05:56 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (V+03K)
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Liquid fire?
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 05:56 PM (MVjcR)
I make a smoked bacon broccoli salad that is savoury and smoky I love it. Nobody else likes it because most people far prefer a sweetish broccoli salad.
I almost used the non word advocating.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 28, 2018 05:57 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 05:57 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Art Rondolet of Malmsey at October 28, 2018 05:57 PM (S+f+m)
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 05:49 PM (V+03K)
Homer Simpson's Moon waffles. Liquid smoke, caramel and waffle mix.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gentleman Moron at October 28, 2018 05:57 PM (4l77G)
Posted by: t-bird at O
when we would take the campers on overnights into the wild we would pack a bunch of honey, butter, and ingredients to make some type bread we would drop into sizzling lard over the campfire.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:57 PM (MTjB1)
When I was a little kid in New England we had something called honey butter. I think. I can see it and taste it and it's really good. Geez, that was a long time ago, but I think it was called honey butter.
Posted by: t-bird at October 28, 2018 05:54 PM (NAs56)
What was in it?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:52 PM (lwiT4)
I think you should have it in the winter-outside. Special door prize for last person not to freeze to death. Special prize for person who catches the biggest fish while ice fishing. That sort of thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (AllCR)
There are entities like church camps, other sorts of volunteer clubs that run on peanuts (fiscally, not nutritionally) and you serve what's in the closet until you're FORCED to buy something else.
Posted by: JEM at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (UCJyy)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 05:59 PM (U5tDi)
I guess they forgot to tell most of the democratic left wing riff raff like Adam Schiff and the war hero from CT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2018 05:59 PM (Fh8wK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 05:59 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at O
lol. you would love me outside of this place. everyone likes me.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:00 PM (MTjB1)
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he said, modestly.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 06:00 PM (U5tDi)
Special door prize for last person not to freeze to death. Special prize
for person who catches the biggest fish while ice fishing. That sort of
thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (AllCR)
We could all drive our vehicles out onto the lake and see if anyone falls through!
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:01 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2018 05:55 PM
The wife loves this recipe we had on the Outer Banks, where the bottom layer is spinach, then a flounder fillet, then some clams and oysters, some garlic and onion, some green pepper, some shrimp. Then topped with cheese. Baked for a long time at fairly low temps.
It makes her happy for days. Which makes me happy for commensurate time.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 06:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (AllCR)
The last person not to freeze to death is already surrounded with special door prizes.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 06:01 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 06:01 PM (4HMW8)
You could have frozen tundra feats of agility. Quickest on snow shoes. Quickest arm flapping to stay warm.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)
Ketchup on eggs is fine. Anchovies in any form should be left to the higher orders of the seafood chain who can appreciate them.
I do not eat Brussels sprouts or cauliflower if they're visually recognizable, though chopped up small enough in soups, sauces, stews, etc they're fine as a conveyor of some other flavor.
When my relatives start going on about loving durian, I leave the room.
Posted by: JEM at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (UCJyy)
Posted by: JEM at O
lol. once a week we would have everyone draw lots to determine what they were going to eat for dinner. 1 out of 20 or so would draw a number that would get them an Amercan dinner. everyone else got rice or dirt or whatever.
when I was a camper at the same camp we got wind of what was happening and snuck off camp. found some drunk lady who lived just outside of our camp to drive us into town to buy a stack of pizzas and drive us back.
we got caught. we got yelled at. we got pizzas. the lady was so drunk and so offended by the fact that the camp was starving us she bought us the pizzas.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:04 PM (U67az)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:04 PM (MTjB1)
Special door prize for last person not to freeze to death. Special prize
for person who catches the biggest fish while ice fishing. That sort of
thing.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 05:58 PM (AllCR)
We could all drive our vehicles out onto the lake and see if anyone falls through!
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:01 PM (lwiT4)
Hold it on a Saturday evening: Special prizes for those who don't freeze to death, don't fall into the lake, and also show up at church the next morning.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 06:04 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 06:04 PM (NWiLs)
Drinking it right now.
1) Yum!
2) Weirdly, the tequila really makes the mint in the Strega pop.
Which makes me think...this might go really well with Desert Door Sotol.
I may test drive that later tonight.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 28, 2018 06:04 PM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:05 PM (LsBY9)
Ah, my apologies to you, your husband and Navy Guy.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 06:06 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)
Now I want to go.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 06:06 PM (4HMW8)
I guess they forgot to tell most of the democratic left wing riff raff like Adam Schiff and the war hero from CT
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2018 05:59 PM (Fh8wK)
Hope they also told HRC Pantsuit, Eric Holder, Maxine Waters, the Old Media, and many Celebrities. They are the ones who fueled this mayhem and madness. Hiw did they think it was gonna end? Who could not see this coming? We have had warning signs of shootings and attacks for years now.
That anyone would blame Trump shows how skewed their reality is. Hopefully, most normal people also see how unhinged and irresponsible and batshit crazy they have become. Trump bears as much responsibility as a bottle of ketchup.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:06 PM (11BRM)
Pure heaven.
Glad to hear you enjoyed the Irish Cream, CBD. Guess I'll make it a gallon next time. Two liters probably wasn't enough.
And P.S. That was 2-1/2 cups of Irish Whisky (note correct spelling) per batch.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2018 06:06 PM (ALzcx)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 06:06 PM (U5tDi)
I wouldn't use it in my sloooooow cooked baked beans but bet it would work well with a quick side dish of canned navy beans.
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 06:07 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:07 PM (kufk0)
here are entities like church camps, other sorts of volunteer clubs that run on peanuts (fiscally, not nutritionally) and you serve what's in the closet until you're FORCED to buy something else.
The ringside baskets at dog shows usually contain mints that have been sitting in someone's car trunk for the last year.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:07 PM (LsBY9)
Well, I still have the flask and I can usually find that stuff down here so I'll try and remember to bring more next year.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 06:07 PM (xQfPr)
When my relatives start going on about loving durian, I leave the room.
Posted by: JEM
You have to be hungry like the wolf to appreciate durian.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 28, 2018 06:07 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Guy who doesn't read carefully or know inside jokes at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (QDnY+)
Making a montecristo sandwich with grilled oysters sounds like heaven. \
Now I am hungry.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 06:08 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)
Ice fishing contest. Possibly cross-country skiing (or biathlon if you're out in the middle of nowhere, which given the location wouldn't be hard).
Lutefisk-eating contest.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 06:08 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:08 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:09 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)
Of course, grammie would watch all this from inside her warm house or van while enjoying a libation. As it shoud be, of course. Did anyone mention the Polar Bear plunge? I think that is what it is called. She could have that too. Then hold up scorecards like they do in the Olympics.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:09 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 06:08 PM (tT986)
There will be no puking of the lutefisk.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (lwiT4)
He was back before I was.
Posted by: creeper at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (ALzcx)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (U67az)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:07 PM (kufk0)
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I saw that someone else had said that too - I had no idea he was there. I would have liked to meet him too.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (tT986)
called. She could have that too.
We'd need someone with an auger.
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Le Squirrel at October 28, 2018 06:11 PM (7WQ6X)
I've made the dish a few times over the years, decent but not great, lots of work (breading/frying something, while sacred, is a hassle), but not usually with the cream sauce - substitute a lighter tomato-based sauce. "Not great" refers to my results, not the potential of the dish - I've had great versions and I'm sure those at the TX place were fantastic.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 06:11 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:11 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:08 PM
Put the word 'bomb' in scary quotes. It drives the leftists crazy.
Of course, every single Trump tweet sends them closer to the edge. November is going to be a cruelest month for them.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 06:12 PM (URwyc)
Hey, now, I started the rumor about you and Navy Guy. Don't be giving the credit to Weasel.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 06:12 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:11 PM (LsBY9)
All the more reason to stay home!!
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:12 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:12 PM (eprYe)
You're assuming the folks coming for a Frozen tundra MoMee are actual athletes an not just there to drink to avoid hypothermia.
Just kidding folks. I have never been to the frozen north and it sounds lovely. I could do ice fishing but nothing requiring skis
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas
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I know but it's funnier to give weasel a hard time...
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (U67az)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (kufk0)
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WeaselWoman tells me I'm an instigator, but I just don't see it.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (kufk0)
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I endorse this statement.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (U5tDi)
once avenatti gets him out of jail he is going on a tour as the "male bomber."
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (MTjB1)
Cabrito would be an excellent choice. As would brisket.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (DMUuz)
Biathlon would definitely be in order. But let's make it historic, not modern. Service rifles, iron sights only, realistic man-sized targets engaged from behind cover at realistic ranges. No sissified fancy-shmancy custom-built .22s used on a groomed well-lit range.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (QDnY+)
Fair enough. I've heard he's a good shot too, though.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Ben Had
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I'll try not to do a 5 day back country backpacking trip the week before next year....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:10 PM (U67az)
It is a giant spiky fruit that kills people. They are heavy and the trees are tall.
It smells sort of like spoiled butter, I think.
My girlfriend, who loves kimchi and soup made from anchovy soup base, tells me that when her now departed husband got them she made him eat them in the garage.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 06:15 PM (mUa7G)
My son would love you, rhomboid. Unless you're him?
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:15 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: rhomboid at O
cross country skiing sucks balls.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:15 PM (MTjB1)
Man, you can't find brisket anywhere in Texas.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at October 28, 2018 06:15 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (EzXDh)
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Be sure to tune in for the Gun Thread!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:15 PM (MVjcR)
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But weasel lady won't let him shoot me, bluebell also has my back!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (U67az)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:13 PM (kufk0)
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I endorse this statement.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 06:14 PM (U5tDi)
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Uh! It's like I'm getting a reputation!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (whxOr)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (U67az)
No one told you?
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (eprYe)
After being outside every day all day in winter a few years ago I have no desire for it.
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 05:53 PM (kufk0)
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you have TWO husbands?
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (v9rtm)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at O
when you say turkey do you mean avian or jive?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:18 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: lin-duh at O
well, that is very, uh, modern of him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:18 PM (EzXDh)
Uh, on second thought this going-to-the-MoMe thing isn't sounding so good. Her Majesty has deadly aim with the cast-iron frying pans.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:19 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (U67az)
You didn't think it was popular bcz of the pig roast. That was just code.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:19 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (whxOr)
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Now why would you say that?
Posted by: bluebell, editing the cookbook from a jail cell at October 28, 2018 06:19 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:19 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Oil Field Trash at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (O6F1g)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (U67az)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (MTjB1)
took me a second...had to say it out loud. The i started singing for some reason.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (whxOr)
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Now why would you say that?
Posted by: bluebell, editing the cookbook from a jail cell at October 28, 2018 06:19 PM (U5tDi)
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That was some of my better work!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (MVjcR)
No energy tonight, though.
Yes, it has lettuce in it... lol.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:16 PM (U67az)
No one told you?
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:17 PM (lwiT4)
Swing? Like on a swingset?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 06:21 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at O
lol, your effort is much appreciated.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:21 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 06:22 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at O
how many people is she trying to wrap in it?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 06:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kallisto at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (U67az)
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Believe me, I wasn't. That must have all happened before I got there, or after I left.
Although it's true I did meet both Navy Guy and Mr. lin-duh. Meet as in shake hands and chat. No code words!
Posted by: bluebell, editing the cookbook from a jail cell at October 28, 2018 06:23 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:23 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 28, 2018 06:20 PM (Ckg4U)
Lettuce in soup. Hmmmm.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 06:23 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 28, 2018 06:23 PM (Fh8wK)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:23 PM (eprYe)
I remember jars of honey butter as a kid in New England but don't recall being that impressed with it.
Posted by: JTB at October 28, 2018 06:25 PM (V+03K)
-Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 06:23 PM (4HMW
It really does add texture. You can add it afterwards, however. I do both.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 28, 2018 06:26 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (mUa7G)
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You can get little cages to prevent that.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 06:26 PM (Rxduq)
I just hate wasting warm sunshine! I want it all on my skin!
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 06:27 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 05:36 PM (mUa7G)
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You can get little cages to prevent that.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 06:26 PM (Rxduq)
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I'm seeing a Far Side cartoon in my head.
Posted by: bluebell, editing the cookbook from a jail cell at October 28, 2018 06:27 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:28 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:28 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 06:28 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:28 PM (T4oHT)
If I could get lettuce to cook for me, I would get out a plate.
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 06:29 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2018 06:30 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:30 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 28, 2018 06:30 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:31 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:32 PM (kufk0)
Add it afterwards, as suggested, I don't care.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (T) I Always Miss the Sphincter Limericks at October 28, 2018 06:32 PM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:33 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:30 PM (eprYe)
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Nicely done, BH.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:35 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 28, 2018 06:35 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 06:35 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (lwiT4)
Standard fare in Mexico and the Philippines, too. "cabrito" is a Spanish word, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 06:36 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:34 PM (MVjcR)
I cannot believe no one here is giving you medical advice!
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:36 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Weasel
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With a nice piquant mucous sauce?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:37 PM (4bd7D)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:38 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:28 PM (T4oHT)
I have, on occasion, grilled half of a romaine lettuce. I liked it well enough.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Eromero at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
HOW IS WEASEL DOG?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (11BRM)
Take a teaspoon of kerosene, a tablespoon of sugar, and 12 oz of whiskey. Does a body good.
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 28, 2018 06:42 PM (tCvhJ)
I'm having a decongestant for dinner. Apparently my cold has decided to settle in my left ear.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:34 PM (MVjcR)
Pluto Water. And laudanum.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (nBr1j)
Does it make it crispy? I have never heard of this and I'm curious. Do you use a dip for it?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:42 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
HOW IS WEASEL DOG?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (11BRM)
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SHES GOOD, THANKS!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel
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WITH A NICE PIQUANT MUCOUS SAUCE?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 28, 2018 06:22 PM (QDnY+)
WWW.UOL.com.br calls the election with Bolsonaro the winner at 55.34%, Haddad at 44.58% with 97.38% of votes counted
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (eprYe)
...Am I crazy or has the Ultimate Cheeseburger at JITB actually gotten a little bit better?
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:44 PM (/dN1M)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (/dN1M)
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Strangely, only my ear is blocked.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:45 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:45 PM (MTjB1)
Oysters breaded and fried are yummy. Can't see the sense of eating raw oysters, you just slide 'em down your throat, so you are really just swallowing them, not eating them. Gulping food down is what a dog does. Humans are built to enjoy their food.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 06:45 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 06:45 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:46 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 28, 2018 06:46 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 06:26 PM (Rxduq)
Nah, the rains started and they all split.
(wait for it)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 06:47 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:47 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 06:47 PM (cLj/v)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at October 28, 2018 06:47 PM (EzXDh)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:46 PM (11BRM)
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The Gun Thread Research Staff had to do a lot of research for that entry. You can see more of their work in the upcoming Gun Thread.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:47 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
Have you tried shooting guns until it clears up?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 06:48 PM (mS+Df)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (nBr1j)
Does it make it crispy? I have never heard of this and I'm curious. Do you use a dip for it?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:42 PM (11BRM)
I've seen recipes for salads in which half an iceberg lettuce or romaine is grilled.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 06:48 PM (tT986)
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We generally grill the entire roman, unless of course, it's been drawn and quartered.
Posted by: A Visigoth at October 28, 2018 06:49 PM (Ou6XS)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 28, 2018 06:50 PM (0OmEj)
I use turmeric in all of my savory spice mixes. I like how it smells but honestly have no idea how it tastes by itself. Guess I should try a tiny bit.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at October 28, 2018 06:50 PM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
Have you tried shooting guns until it clears up?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 06:48 PM (mS+Df)
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That explains the right ear!
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:50 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 28, 2018 06:50 PM (0OmEj)
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SOON.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:51 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 28, 2018 06:41 PM (nBr1j)
Does it make it crispy? I have never heard of this and I'm curious. Do you use a dip for it?
It carmalizes (probably misspelled) the lettuce as well as crisping the edges. It does need to be eaten right away. I just put simple salad dressing on it. I've often seen chefs on the cooking shows use the technique.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 28, 2018 06:51 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:51 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:40 PM (MVjcR)
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DON'T FORGET TO VOTE AGAINST THAT B*TCH !!!
IF YOU ARE NOT REALLY A RESIDENT OF THE 5TH DISTRICT, WHO CARES? NEITHER IS SHE.
GO REGISTER ALL OF THE SQUIRRELS AT WEASEL ACRES!
EVEN THE DEAD ONES!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 06:52 PM (Rxduq)
Posted by: Skip
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Yes. But only if you want to injure your ear in a painful fashion.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:53 PM (Ou6XS)
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:53 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 28, 2018 06:53 PM (0OmEj)
(wait for it)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 06:47 PM (mUa7G)
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Posted by: Margarita DeVille at October 28, 2018 06:54 PM (Rxduq)
Crunchy pizza (add'l):
I have a shaker filled with stone ground corn meal. Sprinkled 'liberally' over parchment paper before dropping pizza dough on top. The sweetness and extra crunch of stone ground corn meal is key ingredient.
It also retards adhesion of dough to parchment which allows a little last minute shaping of dough for the perfectionist types.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 28, 2018 06:54 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 06:48 PM (tT986)
Interesting. As someone who does not like her greens, especially in the winter, I should probably explore this. I wonder if it kills bacteria too. Whenever I hear of those outbreaks of e coli from lettuce, it gives me one more excuse to avoid it.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:55 PM (11BRM)
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I saw exactly 0.0 yard signs for 'that woman' this weekend.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:55 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Weasel
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That's what the mucous wants you to believe. It's lurking...waiting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:55 PM (U2TY5)
This is how Stupid the world is today --
Here's an online review of a KFC in Nashua, NH from "Madeline Cartagena" whoeverthatis:
"I love this place they only hired people incapable to read it doesn't matter how many times you say no gravy or which chicken piece you want the still give you whatever the feel like, or they give you frozen coleslaw and the customer service???!!! ufff beyond inhuman.HIGHLY RECOMMENDED!!!"
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 28, 2018 06:56 PM (+BZ5R)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:56 PM (T4oHT)
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That's what the mucous wants you to believe. It's lurking...waiting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 28, 2018 06:55 PM (U2TY5)
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It might be a tumor.
Posted by: Weasel at October 28, 2018 06:56 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Skip
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That's what I thought.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, now deaf in one ear at October 28, 2018 06:57 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 28, 2018 06:03 PM (AllCR)
Tatertot hotdish! Saunas! Lutefisk!
Posted by: Krampus at October 28, 2018 06:57 PM (JEx11)
I live close to the very last remaining Me-'N-Ed's Pizza Parlor in all of Southern California.
Pizza with a soda-cracker style crust. Yum.
Although I also wish Pizza Port would open a location in Long Beach. All their locations are in the South OC.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2018 06:57 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 28, 2018 06:56 PM (+BZ5R)
She sounds nice.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 28, 2018 06:57 PM (mS+Df)
>>Ever turn down a deviled egg?
Only when I don't want to puke.
Posted by: garrett at October 28, 2018 05:07 PM (a7G/Q)
Fed to you by Kate Upton in lingerie?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2018 06:58 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 28, 2018 06:58 PM (11BRM)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, now deaf in one ear at October 28, 2018 06:58 PM (U2TY5)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 06:59 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 05:38 PM (MTjB1)
Salt and butter you fvcking heathen.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 28, 2018 06:59 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 07:00 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 28, 2018 07:00 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 07:00 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Crevasse leaping.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, now deaf in one ear at October 28, 2018 07:00 PM (Ou6XS)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 07:01 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at October 28, 2018 07:00 PM (0OmEj)
How much water have you had today? Dehydration can get that going.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 07:01 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 28, 2018 06:43 PM (mUa7G)
So Bolsonaro wins handily, even if the remaining 2.6% of the votes went entirely for the Leftard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 28, 2018 07:01 PM (KHhgg)
Posted by: Fritz at October 28, 2018 07:01 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 07:02 PM (kufk0)
*CBD pulls out his gun and shoots qdpsteve*
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 28, 2018 07:02 PM (miE9U)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 07:01 PM (T4oHT)
Drop of mineral oil in each ear once a month or so to help keep things clear. Got that advice last time I got an ear flushed out.
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 07:02 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 07:02 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 07:02 PM (cLj/v)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 28, 2018 07:00 PM (kufk0)
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And it looks like he's out of bubble gum.
Posted by: bluebell at October 28, 2018 07:03 PM (U5tDi)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 07:03 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Vendette at October 28, 2018 07:04 PM (tT986)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 28, 2018 07:05 PM (eprYe)
Posted by: grammie winger, cold and grey- at October 28, 2018 05:19 PM (lwiT4)
Standard fare in Mexico and the Philippines, too. "cabrito" is a Spanish word, after all.
Caprete in Italian. It's sublime.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2018 07:05 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at O
no need to get nasty and start using latin
guess I am going to stick with pancakes and waffels.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 07:07 PM (MTjB1)
No you don't. You chew them and they're delicious.
Oysters are the one case in which "she swallows" is the wrong answer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2018 07:08 PM (fuK7c)
Oysters are the one case in which "she swallows" is the wrong answer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at O
lol, the ven diagram for girls that swallow oysters and give epic blowjobs in one circle.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 07:10 PM (MTjB1)
where are you in Montana? I'm in deep-blue Bozeman. Sigh.
Posted by: Wenda (sic) at October 28, 2018 07:11 PM (fCE6j)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 07:11 PM (MTjB1)
you can also buy ear drops with mullein oil + glycerin to soften the ear wax if its a problem and the oil and glycerin soothes the ear canal if its itchy or irritated.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at October 28, 2018 07:11 PM (cLj/v)
Nood
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 07:13 PM (T4oHT)
hardest part is finding leaded gasoline.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 28, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 28, 2018 07:08 PM (fuK7c)
Chew them and spit them out?
Posted by: Emmie at October 28, 2018 07:16 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Skip at October 28, 2018 07:18 PM (T4oHT)
Vol. II - Sloppy Seconds is live?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 28, 2018 07:32 PM (DMUuz)
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