aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
An ONT For Me, But Not For Thee
A little light reading, perhaps?
Left Wing Violence
The mob is on the march! Everyone is encouraged to be on the lookout for this guy. If you see him, be very, very careful you don't get injured when you fall down from laughing so hard.Thanks, Dustin! This chant is how we defeat Trump.
— Dustin's Disciples (@BostonBikers) July 19, 2018
STURGIS, WE'RE COMING!!!! #SturgisRally pic.twitter.com/f64uMbM1rO
The guys reaction. pic.twitter.com/ro2RNZ2Ib4
— Only in America (@Crazzyintheusa) October 13, 2018
Video allegedly shows members of far-right 'Proud Boys' group beating up Antifa members in NYC pic.twitter.com/GHuTzy26yX
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) October 15, 2018
At least he tried pic.twitter.com/WZaHEmWXxI
— The World Of Funny (@TheWorldOfFunny) October 18, 2018
Related: WATCH: Wild-Eyed Leftist Becomes A Hyena As He Destroys Ted Cruz Signs
Political Ads Heating Up Forget it Jake, it's New Jersey, but this is a hard hitting ad:
This new ad by @BobHugin is absolutely savage. pic.twitter.com/Sl68BR6wAX
— Caleb SkHull ������ (@CalebJHull) October 15, 2018
This is a real radio ad currently running in Arkansas in support of Republican Congressman French Hill on radio stations targeted to the African American community. I don't even have words to describe it. pic.twitter.com/vpzt1nGPlc
— (((Ben Tribbett))) (@notlarrysabato) October 18, 2018
In the 2013–14 academic year, 4.2 percent of Colgate's students were black. According to the university's records, in that year black male students were accused of 50 percent of the sexual violations reported to the university, and they made up 40 percent of the students formally adjudicated.I'd appreciate the Horde's thoughts on the ads and on the issues raised. Do you think the ad will be effective? I'd ask Emmett Till, but he's unavailable for comment. Security For 20 Years the Nuclear Launch Code at US Minuteman Silos Was 00000000 A plan so cunning you could put a tail on it and call it a weasel.
Mom's a Hero
Fiona Simpson could be the toughest mother in Queensland. Caught in yesterday’s crazy storm at Kingaroy, she shielded her baby from pelting hail after it smashed her car windows. @7NewsBrisbane pic.twitter.com/dzwKfmKouh
— Mac Lyon (@MacLyon7) October 11, 2018
Dad....Not So Much
Man run over by lawn mower while trying to kill son with chainsaw
Public Service Announcement: Always Use a Tire Gauge
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BacktoGA at October 18, 2018 09:29 PM (gJJd+)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 18, 2018 09:30 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2018 09:32 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Hardly Boys at October 18, 2018 09:33 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: trev006 at October 18, 2018 09:34 PM (qbU78)
Willowed from last thread.
The Left is ramping up the cheat factor by any means necessary. This is frightening!
https://tinyurl.com/y9dlpos3
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2018 09:32 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2018 09:36 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:36 PM (OiRak)
Posted by: Shawn King at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (DMUuz)
They don't seem to be the kind of people I'd want near my foxhole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (c07y/)
"A sister! So you have a twin sister!"
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Dude....Insomniac is here. Not cool, leaving the lawyers out.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 18, 2018 09:38 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:38 PM (OiRak)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2018 09:38 PM (kQs4Y)
The NeverTurders were smearing themselves in feces over the Arkansas ad today.
They don't seem to be the kind of people I'd want near my foxhole.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (c07y/)
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Is it effective? Because they hate that sort of thing.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (Uiz/V)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (Zxy5I)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LAWYERS ARE COMMONLY DESPISED AS BEING SUB-HUMAN.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 09:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM
And us.
Posted by: NPCs at October 18, 2018 09:40 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:40 PM (aounc)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 18, 2018 09:40 PM (0fSbA)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 18, 2018 09:40 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:41 PM (OiRak)
Posted by: no good deed at October 18, 2018 09:41 PM (1uG1d)
I have done that for my dogs and for clients on more than a few occasions.
Sucks.
But someone has to hold the fucking boat so it doesn't blow away.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:41 PM (aounc)
Posted by: NPCs
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And tulip-peddling clog-wogs. And cattle-teasing paella boilers. And leek-munching consonant-wasters.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:42 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:42 PM (OiRak)
Nice sheep.
Posted by: Pres. Recep Tayyip Erdogan at October 18, 2018 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Jewells45
If the brat wants saving, she needs to get it on my calendar ahead of time.
Posted by: Hillary in Chappaqua at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:42 PM (fA1SL)
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You'll not be mocking the Welsh, look you. Mock us again and you're head we'll bash in.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Muad'dib
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Dude....Insomniac is here. Not cool, leaving the lawyers out.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (fA1SL)
14 Palp, you've lost me.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:38 PM (OiRak)
Lawyers aren't people, I'm a lawyer, therefore I'm not a person, therefore your salutation left me out.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WOPR at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (J70i0)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 09:37 PM (c07y/)
"Private Kristol!"
"Yes, Sergeant?"
"Go up the road and look under that pile of disturbed dirt. Tell me if there's an IED under there."
"Um... Is that a good--"
"Private, questioning authority is NOT WHO WE ARE! Jump to it!"
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (7PLM4)
Haven't done that since I was a teenage lad.
I best go to confession this weekend.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 09:44 PM (iafLg)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)
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Reminds me of the Japanese alien from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
"Be nice to me, I'm a royer!"
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2018 09:44 PM (kQs4Y)
U.S. and Mexican officials have agreed on a plan to handle the approaching migrant caravan making their way up from Central America, a senior administration official told Fox News on Thursday.
Under the deal, which was developed over the course of several months, Mexico will request that the United Nations High Commissioner for Refugees (UNHCR) establish shelters along its southern border with Central America, the official said.
Mexican Ambassador to the U.S. Geronimo Gutierrez elaborated on the request, during an interview on Fox News' "Special Report."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2018 09:45 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2018 09:45 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Insomniac
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE LAWYERS USUALLY ARE NOT SO FORTHCOMING WITH THE TRUTH, SUGGESTING YOU'RE UP TO SOMETHING, LIKE ALL LAWYERS.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)
That's OK. I am something less than a person. Has nothing to do with my profession, though.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
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I was going to add "That's what she said!" but I think that counts as twisting the knife.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
You will, I trust, require someone to attend to the scale armour?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (iafLg)
So nuts, and it's only the second largest ever. I could handle coming in second.
Posted by: no good deed at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (1uG1d)
Fixed it for ya!
"Video allegedly shows members of Antifa starting a fight with 'Proud Boys' group and then getting their asses kicked in NYC"
Posted by: Heresolong at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (spsWF)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (zLDYs)
123456789
Your Federal Government is clever and smart!! Feel safe!
Posted by: Puddleglum, deep within the Federal Leviathan at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (tT/X6)
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (cfSRQ)
*shrugs*
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JTB at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (V+03K)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (OiRak)
Pussy-hat NO!! guy cracks me up. Dude makes me feel like John Wayne in comparison.
The Proud Boys versus Antifa beatdown brings a smile to my face.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (1g7ch)
You do understand it's a place to confess, not brag.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (LOq4H)
*rubs chin*
Naw. I'm going for it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (iafLg)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
Oh Insomniac I just know that isn't true. We all are all God's children and we ALL have worth. Except terrorists.. they don't count.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
approaching migrant caravan making their way up from Central America, a
senior administration official told Fox News on Thursday.
*****
Can't we just put up misleading road signs that say "America -This Way" but really be leading them back to Honduras
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (h1jJh)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)
Well, not the Irish.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (aounc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 09:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 09:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2018 09:50 PM (oFsfu)
Dude's shirt that blocked sucker punch.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (1g7ch)
I loved his look after stopping the punch. Personally it would have been enjoyable to see the guy play Bane to sucker punch's Batman.
Posted by: WOPR at October 18, 2018 09:50 PM (J70i0)
Something about TPS report cover sheets....
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (qhvfK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at O
you need to get out more.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (KP5rU)
I best go to confession this weekend.
You do understand it's a place to confess, not brag.
Posted by: some rat in the swamp at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (LOq4H)
*rubs chin*
Naw. I'm going for it.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (iafLg)
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One of the problems with being a reformed sinner is that when you have less sins to confess, the parish priest wonders if you've truly reformed, or are just holding back the good stuff.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (OiRak)
That's mighty white of you.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)
Jeez.
Happy birthday, Veruca Salt.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (iafLg)
And for the record
I have never compared hubbymayhem to my late first husband. He is a different person and that is that. Most people Who are widowed see things that way. If you find one ready to date then she is ready to take you as an individual and not do the comparison shit.
You deserve a good woman.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (dUJdY)
He was one lucky SOB, that fender could have taken his face off.
Posted by: West at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:51 PM (OiRak)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (pFljN)
Needed more punching of the commies.
Posted by: WOPR at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (J70i0)
Http://www.hatetriots.com
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (qjzL4)
Everyone say Happy Birthday to me!
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)
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You ain't the boss of me.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (cfSRQ)
Dude's shirt that blocked sucker punch.
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Think the puncher will get the message?
I like the shirt, as I am a sinner with much practice in repenting. Sorry Jesus, maybe tomorrow.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (VIz3b)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (kufk0)
Happy Birthday to me!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 09:53 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (pFljN)
Happy Birthday to me!
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Jesus. You really are a lawyer.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (OiRak)
And that Texas maniac went after those Ted Cruz signs like Hillary Clinton went after her server.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (qhvfK)
Posted by: Jewells45
And based on what I see during the summer, there has to be some sort of discount rate applied to Dumb Ass Hoosiers and FIP's.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (kufk0)
Happy 29th Birthday, lin-duh!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 09:54 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: C3PO at October 18, 2018 09:55 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:48 PM (pFljN)
Needed more punching of the commies.
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Sorry man, the commies didn't hold up to more punching.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:55 PM (pFljN)
I dunno "Dustin", sucking wind after only 20 seconds of a spastic chicken dance bodes ill for the longevity of your powerful protest chant.
Bwahahahahaha!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2018 09:55 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 09:56 PM (OiRak)
He was one lucky SOB, that fender could have taken his face off.
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So basically we almost got to see a Darwin Award as it happened?
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:56 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:57 PM (aounc)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 09:57 PM (5jVnA)
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Hmm, playing the bagpipes requires....oh MY....
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:57 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 09:57 PM (dUJdY)
I can't speak for the Air Force But in the Army the codes and PAL devices were very real and very tightly controlled. I know because for 5 years that was my job.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 09:58 PM (0tfLf)
I believe you when you say you didn't make those comparisons. But I doubt that's typical.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:58 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 09:58 PM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 09:46 PM (fuK7c)
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It takes a village, Bander:
Armorer
Dungeonmaster
Poolboys (what's the collective noun for pool boys?)
Food tasters
Brewers and vintners
etc.
I will employ hundreds of people.
MEGA! (Make Eris Grift Again)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2018 09:58 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (NWiLs)
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Confidence, my friend. You need to project confidence.
One way to project it is to fake it. Another is to gain it.
There are many ways to gain confidence, and once you do, good things will flow from it. I had it in high school, did the classic college two-step (lost it as a freshman, regained it as an upperclassman) and then went down into a dark pit of despair with a crappy job after graduation.
But then I got it back, and as it I did so, everything in life got better. It's a multi-faceted approach, but generally the key part of it is being an asshole and not caring what other people think. I think my military service helped because if you can regularly piss off a light colonel and keep your stripes, that REALLY builds your confidence.
Not everyone has that avenue open to them, but there are other ways. It's all in the attitude.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 09:58 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 09:57 PM (pFljN)
Is there a joke here about a bag with only one pipe, or is that forcing it too much?
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 09:59 PM (7PLM4)
What a wacky world. I'm sorry it's gotten this way but I wouldn't have missed it for anything.
Hope I live long enough to see it turn out good.
Posted by: jakee308 at October 18, 2018 09:59 PM (sgZqZ)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:57 PM (aounc)
???
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18,
Pay no mind. Garrett's just mad that an Irish girl wouldn't touch him in the no-no place.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 09:59 PM (fuK7c)
I thought it best to follow her directions to the letter.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 18, 2018 09:50 PM (oFsfu)
Pretty damn good:
https://tinyurl.com/y8rezq9l
Posted by: Bert G at October 18, 2018 10:00 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:00 PM (qjzL4)
Posted by: redc1c4 at October 18, 2018 10:00 PM (VIz3b)
So, still misnamed by three orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (cTajt)
I can't speak for the Air Force But in the Army the codes and PAL devices were very real and very tightly controlled. I know because for 5 years that was my job.
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I dunno about that launch code story. My Uncle was in the SAC back in '62, and he spent part of the Thirteen Days with the silo doors open and the missile raised, waiting for the command to input the codes and blow part of the USSR to hell. He never said any thing about "dumb password" codes.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Liz Warren at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at O
well, in her defense, he only offered half her normal rate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Zod at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:00 PM (qjzL4)
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It was discussed earlier in the comments.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (I16G8)
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Why? It's the plain and simple truth.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (F/KeJ)
Garrett's just mad that an Irish girl wouldn't touch him in the no-no place.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at O
well, in her defense, he only offered half her normal rate.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (MTjB1)
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What's the difference between an Irish lass and her mother?
About $20.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 18, 2018 10:00
That's not what I heard.
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (OiRak)
Posted by: WOPR at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (qhvfK)
Posted by: freaked at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
Which round does pussy hat pussy lay down, curl up in a ball and cry?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (WEBkv)
As Crazy Guy turns around and walks past the Cruz supporter, he tells an onlooker, "I tore up his Ted Cruz signs, 'cuz I've lived here for 26 years, grew up here, you moved here; you moved to Montrose. You're not from Montrose."
On the Lake Geneva shoreline?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2018 10:03 PM (weV3+)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (7PLM4)
Not a limp biscuit of pool boys?
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:03 PM (iafLg)
Is there also not a father here who would not do that for their spouse, children, or grandchildren? I would do anything to protect my family. Well, except one of my second cousins who a real bad seed.
Posted by: colfax mingo at October 18, 2018 10:03 PM (U0YUr)
Posted by: Neo at October 18, 2018 10:03 PM (e8kgV)
A bathouse of pool boys
Posted by: Pres. Recep Tayyip Erdogan at October 18, 2018 10:03 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:04 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: McGyver at October 18, 2018 10:04 PM (1/7H/)
About $20.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at O
which gets more?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 10:04 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:04 PM (qjzL4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 10:04 PM (fuK7c)
Neat-o.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 09:47 PM (iafLg)
Which song, Pug?
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (aounc)
Posted by: McGyver at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (1/7H/)
Posted by: Liz Warren at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (e8kgV)
*shrugs*
We don't change it. Sergei, he says, Vanya, we are putting DNA of manatee in, yes? But, no. I say to him, nyet, this funny already, no need for make more.
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (DMUuz)
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Must have been a good story.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 10:06 PM (pFljN)
Looked like one of the antifa scum made the mistake of getting up after being told to stay down.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at October 18, 2018 10:06 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2018 10:06 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2018 10:06 PM (nIvDu)
About $20.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (cfSRQ)
What's an Irish seven course dinner?
A boiled potato and a six pack
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (qUahL)
That sounds frothy and serves you well.
But when the time comes to quantify it I think we'll call it an Eris of Pool Boys.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:04 PM (qjzL4)
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Yes. Supposedly ran out of a restaurant in Miami by a bunch of Cubans, who are apparently not fond of the leaders of their home country.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:01 PM (7PLM4)
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WRONG.
It is a *cabana* of pool boys.
As in "Bill Kristol's wife is being serviced by a whole CABANA of pool boys."
Sheesh. What has this site come to?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (7PLM4)
I was out of town last week.
Posted by: Blutarski at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (4HMW
Image of a Girl/Name.
I like their stuff, a lot. High fives all 'round.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:08 PM (iafLg)
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 10:08 PM (0tfLf)
Later my cheesy taters.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 18, 2018 10:09 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 18, 2018 10:09 PM (qhvfK)
lol..not that I know of you but you never know with those crazy Brits.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 10:09 PM (dUJdY)
A boiled potato and a six pack
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:07 PM (7PLM4)
Better: six taters and a bottle of Bushmill's.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:09 PM (iafLg)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 18, 2018 10:09 PM (dMvl+)
So, still misnamed by three orders of magnitude.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg
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KiloMillions?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2018 10:09 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)
On that Arkansas ad: not sure what to make of it. Kind of like the
Obamaphone lady; it's a real person and reflective of a certain
demographic, but it's apparently racist to notice it exists. It's a
risk, but I suppose it depends on the make-up of the district. I'm
ambivalent, I guess. If I were the candidate, I wouldn't do that ad. But
not because of any grand principle, just because I think it's probably
not worth the downsides (and I think trying to attract black votes is a
lost cause for GOPers, other than the rare candidate like Trump).
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2018 10:06 PM (H5knJ)
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Finally listened to the ad. It's a nuclear-grade truth bomb. Furthermore, people in the Old South know damn well that the Dems imposed Jim Crow on them, so the fact that modern Yankee liberals are having the vapors just adds to my enjoyment of it.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 10:10 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 18, 2018 10:11 PM (dUJdY)
that's it. I'm done for the night.
'Night, Horde.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:11 PM (iafLg)
Posted by: Eromero at October 18, 2018 10:11 PM (zLDYs)
A Platoon of Poolboys? At least it sorta rhymes.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (DjIXP)
gag of pool boys
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 18, 2018 10:10 PM (MTjB1)
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No, it's a cabana of pool boys.
And it's time for me to retire for the evening. 'Night everyone!
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (2xR5z)
That dude makes Carson from Queer Eye look like Charles Bronson.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (7KYhd)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:13 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at October 18, 2018 10:13 PM (GlUzf)
Posted by: Jewells45"
If I win I'm making a movie of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. And everyone here gets to be extras.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:14 PM (DjIXP)
What's the difference between an Irish lass and her mother?
About $20.
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 18, 2018 10:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Trust me, throw down the extra $20 and take mom.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2018 10:14 PM (1g7ch)
O N T,
O N T,
Oh how my heart yearns fer thee,
O, N T
My O N Tee hee hee
O N Tee hee
Oh I luv you yeah
and I need you O N T
O N T
O N T
Pretty pretty pretty pretty O N T
Oh En Tee
My Ogh Egn Tgee ee ee
[enough]
Hi.
Posted by: mindful webworker - arriving on track 9¾ at October 18, 2018 10:14 PM (nlavE)
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:13 PM (4HMW
They have plans for shows or anything like that? b-cuz that would be cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:14 PM (iafLg)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 10:16 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: t-bird at October 18, 2018 10:16 PM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:14 PM (DjIXP)
Only if you get BRIAN BLESSED to do the voice of the computer.
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:17 PM (7PLM4)
Cut up 2 chicken breasts and brown them in the pot using the brown setting. Then add 2 cans chicken broth, 6 cups water, 1 packet of Oden soup mix (this stuff- https://tinyurl.com/yctjl2qe you buy it at the Asian market), 1 can cream of chicken soup, 2 onion bullion cubes, 2 carrots and 2 stalks celery, chopped, 6 dashes of hot sauce, 1 lb egg noodles, SP to taste. Soup button, 20 minutes on the time and boom! It's really good.
Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2018 10:17 PM (Vum0h)
Perhaps it stereotypes how common southern black folk speak, but no worse than the most annoying commercial of all-time, that stupid f*cking State Farm commercial about the She Shed.
That commercial makes me want to punch myself in the face every time it comes on the radio.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2018 10:17 PM (7KYhd)
Posted by: Lady Badger at October 18, 2018 10:17 PM (Fjjog)
Still highly doable, for a 29 year old.
https://tinyurl.com/ybrm3b3e
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 10:17 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 18, 2018 10:18 PM (V2Yro)
They have plans for shows or anything like that? b-cuz that would be cool.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:14 PM (iafLg)
It's a definite possibility. I will let the Horde know if they do.
They are playing the Surf Ballroom in Clear Lake, Iowa in August 2019. That might turn into their 50th anniversary show.
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:18 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 18, 2018 10:12 PM (2xR5z)
Skinny jeans, don't forget the skinny jeans.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2018 10:18 PM (1g7ch)
not because of any grand principle, just because I think it's probably
not worth the downsides (and I think trying to attract black votes is a
lost cause for GOPers, other than the rare candidate like Trump).
....................
The candidate didn't run it.. it appeared to be an outside group.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2018 10:19 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at October 18, 2018 10:19 PM (qhvfK)
Happy Birthday lin-duh!
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 18, 2018 10:19 PM (OoHuw)
Black Americans and ALL OTHERS would be well served to vote Republican, the Democratic party MUST be defeated and ultimately destroyed.
I'm very, very pleased this man is getting support from the Black community. I understand this is not an ad from the candidate, but in any and all events Republicans MUST reach out to all Americans.
Posted by: jocon307 at October 18, 2018 10:19 PM (JYfjs)
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Right, I get that. It looks like her, but... sorta not. I would expect something like this, if authentic, would have made the ONT or another thread! No?
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:20 PM (qjzL4)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 18, 2018 10:18 PM (1g7ch)
Yelling, "We love Trump! Leave, you thtupid NPthee!"
*throws terrible limp wristed punch*
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:20 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Vanya"
Hmm. I agree he could be in it (and I want to find a part for Gary Oldman as well) but I dunno about the voice of Mike. Mike's voice changes through the book anyways.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:20 PM (DjIXP)
Can't miss with bonito flakes and dried kelp!
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:21 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Puddleglum, deep within the Federal Leviathan at October 18, 2018 10:21 PM (tT/X6)
I can't speak for the Air Force But in the Army the codes and PAL devices were very real and very tightly controlled. I know because for 5 years that was my job.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 09:58 PM (0tfLf)
Please, tell us more. We're bored tonight. Simply an innocent curiosity question.
Posted by: Not Putin, ISIS, or Peple's Liberation Army - we swear! at October 18, 2018 10:21 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Emmie
Tell them not to fly out.
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Holly at October 18, 2018 10:21 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (m45I2)
I got caught in a hailstorm in my van with my youngest son once. It went on and on and I was waiting for the glass to shatter.
I finally wound up driving up onto a store's sidewalk to get under their overhang-- I pulled in behind a cop doing the same thing.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:20 PM (qjzL4)
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I dunno. Ace did mention that his flu had gotten worse, so he would hardly be here today. {Shrugs}
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (I16G8)
Mike strikes me as having more of a Robert Downey Jr. voice than a Brian Blessed voice. Mike loves his wisecracks.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 10:23 PM (vOkuK)
I was actually just kidding. IMO Mike the computer would sound ridiculous with his voice. Oldman could be Professor Whatshisface.
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:23 PM (7PLM4)
devices were very real and very tightly controlled. I know because for 5
years that was my job."
First job the Navy recruiter wanted me to sign up for was Ballistic Missile Technician, but I took a pass cause that meant subs and I like the open air.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:24 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (m45I2)
*pushes through leaves right next to Muldoon*
Posted by: Velociraptor at October 18, 2018 10:24 PM (7PLM4)
would sound ridiculous with his voice. Oldman could be Professor
Whatshisface.
Posted by: Vanya"
I was thinking Oldman as the asshole head guy of the UN.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:25 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 18, 2018 10:25 PM (438dO)
It hurt like a mutha. I saw black w/ lightning bolts. Ouch.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2018 10:26 PM (7KYhd)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 18, 2018 10:26 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (7PLM4)
Oh, so sorry. Typing on Western-style non-ideograph keyboard is, how you say....oh yes, confuciounous. But we really are patriotic bored curious Amerricans. You bet!
Posted by: Not Putin, ISIS, or People's Liberation Army - we swear! at October 18, 2018 10:26 PM (AMIL/)
The problem is, the leftists have employed some very incompetent agitators and activists. The media covers for them, it is true, but that only goes so far in the modern internet-connected social media world. The perps would be probably be positively identified as soy-bois on the Soros payroll in about three femtoseconds and the whole thing would probably backfire right in their face on them. Lots of people have had quite enough of their parlor tricks the last 50 years or so.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:26 PM (qjzL4)
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I know I'm just a dad, but I would have done the same thing. Moms do not have a monopoly on protecting the young'uns.
Sorry. Get a little defensive on that front.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:27 PM (iafLg)
*****
000000~
What? It's a weasel!!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2018 10:27 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Holly at October 18, 2018 10:21 PM (+Tibp
No kidding.
Actually, the Surf Ballroom hosts the Winter Dance Party every year commemorating the musicians who died in the crash. Flash Cadillac has participated several times.
Some people come to event to get married. They gather on the dance floor during sound check to say their vows!
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:27 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at October 18, 2018 10:28 PM (iafLg)
Somebody say something amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon
Muldoon wants something amusing
At the time and the place of his choosing
We could show him the meme
If this thread had a theme
But this ONT's all too confusing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 10:28 PM (fuK7c)
Manny would need to be an obviously mixed-race person.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 10:28 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 10:28 PM (vOkuK)
You could actually make him almost whatever the hell you want. Manuel Garcia O'Kelly, moon mutt, but yeah people would expect light skinned brown with that name.
Posted by: Velociraptor at October 18, 2018 10:30 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:31 PM (DjIXP)
noun
1. A scolding or a long or intense verbal attack; diatribe.
Uh yeah. She got harangued. Trust Me.
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 10:31 PM (qjzL4)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:32 PM (7PLM4)
******
Okay. I'll accept that. Thanks.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2018 10:32 PM (m45I2)
you want. Manuel Garcia O'Kelly, moon mutt, but yeah people would
expect light skinned brown with that name.
Posted by: Velociraptor"
But he has to have the accent right for the Russian type vocab.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:33 PM (DjIXP)
Http://www.hatetriots.com
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (qjzL4)
If that video is accurate, awesome.
Posted by: clutch at October 18, 2018 10:33 PM (kiSdp)
Somebody say something amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon
Muldoon wants something amusing
At the time and the place of his choosing
We could show him the meme
If this thread had a theme
But this ONT's all too confusing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 10:28 PM (fuK7c)
Excellent! Muldoon has some protégés here.
Posted by: Ladyl at October 18, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
She's certainly got the well built part covered.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 10:34 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2018 10:35 PM (StuL2)
If I win I'm making a movie of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. And everyone here gets to be extras.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
Could we throw rocks at Soros' house?
That would be funny one time.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2018 10:35 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: davidt at October 18, 2018 10:35 PM (StuL2)
Posted by: concrete girl at October 18, 2018 10:36 PM (Zxy5I)
Can't believe you guys would miss something sooooo obvious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 18, 2018 10:36 PM (c07y/)
Yes, of course. The character also has to be highly intelligent and kinda ruthless at times. Her character in Mad Men was what made me think of her.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 10:36 PM (vOkuK)
One trusts there will be tasteful 'Ette nudity, yes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 10:36 PM (fuK7c)
The Soviets put an enormous effort into understanding our political leaders and game theory on their personalities, etc. They thought they were playing against DC politicians; but in reality they were playing against a bunch of steely eyed bastards. Officers hand picked by Curtis LeMay and trained to fight and win a nuclear exchange.
Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2018 10:36 PM (sFO1P)
Nancy Drew is on the case.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 18, 2018 10:37 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 10:37 PM (oVJmc)
https://tinyurl.com/y7am85dq
Posted by: Bert G at October 18, 2018 10:37 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2018 10:38 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 18, 2018 10:38 PM (I2/tG)
One trusts there will be tasteful 'Ette nudity, yes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Who gets to be the samurai?
Posted by: Jean at October 18, 2018 10:39 PM (sFO1P)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018
*****
I've been helping veterans find jobs here in the NW. You'd not believe what a missile tech can make today.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 10:39 PM (0tfLf)
They should wear uniforms commemorating their school's first president sometime.
You know, Union Army blue
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:39 PM (7PLM4)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzh0EuLhRhE
With Democrat voters ... not so much.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 18, 2018 10:40 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 18, 2018 10:40 PM (Tyii7)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966318398496769
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966406474612737
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966493955268608
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966580752125952
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966673597259776
Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)
You know, Union Army blue
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:39 PM (7PLM4)
Hell, Grant's Presidential Library is at my alma mater.
Posted by: Bert G at October 18, 2018 10:41 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:42 PM (7PLM4)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966749203779585
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966847136575490
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052966932272549889
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052967019572805634
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1052967107422552064
Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2018 10:42 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 18, 2018 10:43 PM (Tyii7)
Put a smile on the face of Muldoon.
If you get him to grin
You're likely to win
Some bagpipes tooting a tune.
Posted by: Diogenes at October 18, 2018 10:45 PM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Baracky O'Crack
You know what needs inflated, Barky? Your ass. Take an air hose and and just blow your ass out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 10:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 18, 2018 10:45 PM (Tyii7)
Is today Pick On Insomniac Day?
Is there a sign-up sheet?
Are there any prizes?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2018 10:46 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 10:45 PM (f1Vqw)
That was beautiful, man.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 18, 2018 10:46 PM (T71PA)
===
Nah, just trying to figure out which role I could land in the Heinlein movie.
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 10:46 PM (pFljN)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 18, 2018 10:46 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: exdem13 at October 18, 2018 10:46 PM (pFljN)
I call 'Worker in Spacesuit'
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 10:48 PM (7PLM4)
If I win the lottery (gotta buy a ticket first) I'm gonna get insomniac out of his deep blue funk!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 10:48 PM (r2xsG)
Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at October 18, 2018 10:48 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2018 10:49 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 18, 2018 10:49 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 10:50 PM (r2xsG)
Portland has been wracked by unrest since Trump's election. Usually, it's Antifa wreaking havoc by itself, but on a few occasions, it has been Antifa attacking right-wing demonstrators in Portland.
The right-wing demonstrators mostly live in Vancouver, Washington, across the Columbia River from Portland. They obediently get a permit to demonstrate from Portland city government (which Antifa never does), travel to Portland, assemble to demonstrate, and then Antifa attacks them.
The resulting violence, of course, is the fault of the right-wing demonstrators, even though Antifa invariably starts the violence. A significant number of Portland residents think that you have no First Amendment rights if you cross a state line, or a river, or something.
Well, left-wing Portland residents are striking back. A week from Saturday, there will be a protest called "Vancouver: Stop sending your dildos to Portland", where marchers from Portland will march in Vancouver waving dildos.
They already have a rather graphic poster prepared:
https://tinyurl.com/yd2ghjz6
I can think of nothing more likely to get undecided voters to vote Democrat than having a bunch of Portland radicals wave dildos in a middle-class suburb.
Hopefully, it will get **lots** of press coverage.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 18, 2018 10:51 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Common Tater at October 18, 2018 09:52 PM (qjzL4)
That Pelosi being hazed report is probably on the level. She was stumping for Donna Shalala in Miami and the Cuban expats remember who she supported in Havana.
"Leftist congressional candidate Donna Shalala set a new record for political cluelessness by inviting Nancy Pelosi and Barbara Lee--two of the most obnoxious supporters of leftist Latrine dictatorships--to join her at a campaign rally in Miami."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ya6y5p57
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2018 10:53 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 10:53 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: runninrebel at October 18, 2018 10:53 PM (mQoUp)
The PAL story is one of my cold war favorites.
And they had cool patches...
https://tinyurl.com/6p9nu2b
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2018 10:53 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 18, 2018 10:53 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: BluesFish at October 18, 2018 10:54 PM (WQZ1O)
If they had some Bensonhurst gumbahs, those Antifa clowns wouldn't have gotten up
Think Billy Batts at the end of the Goodfellas Shine Box scene
Posted by: kbdabear at October 18, 2018 10:55 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 18, 2018 10:55 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 10:57 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Hunter S. Thompson at October 18, 2018 10:58 PM (3JQ/p)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2018 10:58 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Neo at October 18, 2018 10:58 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: shibumi at October 18, 2018 10:58 PM (QKV7o)
Is
Is there a sign-up sheet?
Are there any prizes?
Posted by: GnuBreed at October 18, 2018 10:46 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: What Insomniac Would Say at October 18, 2018 10:59 PM (SIQsc)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 10:50 PM (r2xsG)
You're thinking of horseface.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 18, 2018 11:00 PM (0fSbA)
Mistress. Specifically, the bit where they marry off fourteen year old
girls. Hollywood won't object, but you may find some pushback in the
moviegoing public.
Posted by: Vanya"
There's a few areas that could cause problems. I'd probably raise that age to 16. Plus there's how the book deals with the chinese, and Manny getting arrested (in the US) for miscegenation, among other things.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 11:00 PM (DjIXP)
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (K0GvG)
I spent mine fixing chili and baking scones.
Also having a walk and a nice cigar.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (OoHuw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (l9m7l)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (QzJWU)
I remember one where some long haired shirtless Fabio dude was grinning and waving a finger, and they retitled that Pull My Finger. Another one had a Highlander with a sword in front of a tower: The Assault On Dildo Manor
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 10:50 PM (r2xsG)
You're thinking of horseface.
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at October 18, 2018 11:00 PM (0fSbA)
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I believe the style guide here refers to her as "Whoresface".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (I16G8)
Wasn't there a guy who got killed doing that a number of years ago?
Darwin at work.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 11:02 PM (vOkuK)
On the Lake Geneva shoreline?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 18, 2018 10:03 PM (weV3+)
Apparently a neighborhood in Houston.
Posted by: Average Guy at October 18, 2018 11:02 PM (LMcFk)
Posted by: BourbonChicken"
Mine is three. My brother was in a movie with Tom Cruise, and Cruise was in several movies with Bacon.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 11:02 PM (DjIXP)
Yeah? That's the kind of thing that gets people thrown out of helicopters. So I would recommend against it, if I were them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 11:03 PM (vOkuK)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2018 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 10:57 PM (l9m7l)
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Hey BC. Whattup?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 11:04 PM (I16G8)
But 2 Dead and Multiple Wounded Heroes in Benghazi, pay for their own ride home.
Got it.
Fuck these people.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:05 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 11:05 PM (l9m7l)
http://www.worldoflongmire.com/features/
romance_novels/
Right here brah
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 11:05 PM (7PLM4)
There has likely been more than one. One I remember was two idiots clowning around with an air squirter ("blow gun", I think is the official term) on the end of the hose. "Jackass" type morons.
One of them took it and thrust it up his butt and hit the trigger. Even through his pants, he got enough of a burst of air to perforate his colon.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 11:06 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 11:05 PM (l9m7l)
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Still getting by. How's by you?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 11:06 PM (I16G8)
....
He's probably highly upset at Republicans telling illegal aliens not to come to the United States and frequently rants about xenophobic conservatives to his leftist friends at the coffee shop.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2018 11:06 PM (SIQsc)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at October 18, 2018 11:06 PM (Lqy/e)
If I win I'm making a movie of The Moon is a Harsh Mistress. And everyone here gets to be extras.
One trusts there will be tasteful 'Ette nudity, yes?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Can I try out for Mike? Or did Dennehy beat me to it?
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 18, 2018 11:07 PM (mB4El)
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 11:07 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: Lady Badger at October 18, 2018 11:07 PM (Fjjog)
Surprisingly, 18 of the states have NO minimum age for marriage, with judicial and parental consent.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 18, 2018 11:08 PM (vOkuK)
Leaks like videos, audios, even verbal? Or security so loose that someone outside the team could hear something, see something, or even get a hint of wrongdoing.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 18, 2018 11:08 PM (ksUCY)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:08 PM (LL1Be)
Also, a freak microburst hailstorm with 2-3" hailstones blew down the Clyde Beatty & Cole Bros big top around '74-75 in upstate New York. Luckily, we were still setting up and no one other than roustabouts and riggers were in the tent at the time. One guy got seriously hurt, the rest of us got out right before it came down. I had some nasty bruises on my head from hailstones from when I skedaddled outta there and ran for a truck. We then spent the next day cutting the tent to let 1000's of gallons of ice water out of the folds and then about a week holding open air shows while it was stitched back together again.
Posted by: West at October 18, 2018 11:08 PM (iLoHX)
Posted by: Fox2! at October 18, 2018 11:09 PM (brIR5)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at October 18, 2018 11:09 PM (uDcBt)
Posted by: Lady Badger at October 18, 2018 11:07 PM (Fjjog)
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You sound very.........concerned.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 11:09 PM (I16G8)
Well,
Jared Kushner's baby brother married supermodel Karlie Kloss:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6292967
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 11:09 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:08 PM (LL1Be)
It's a new brand of organic cereal
Posted by: Vanya at October 18, 2018 11:11 PM (7PLM4)
Still lots of rage and anger, but had a nice Meetup at a pub where the musicians played some very good Irish music. "Outside the shell" experience, I guess. But the shell is so comfortable....
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 11:11 PM (l9m7l)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9725o48
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2018 11:11 PM (sdi6R)
https://twitter.com/ExDemLatina/status/
1052940379803156480
He wasn't so brave this time.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 11:11 PM (oVJmc)
It takes me to a Facebook page, but it's funny.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 18, 2018 11:12 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2018 11:13 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Lady Badger at October 18, 2018 11:07 PM (Fjjog)
Got a mouse in your ham wallet?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 11:13 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: tcn in AK at October 18, 2018 11:14 PM (NXsWM)
1. Why do we believe anything Erdogan says, or any videos or tapes he produces.
2. Why do we care even if the guy's dead. He's a Saudi, allegedly killed by Saudis and a Hamas-nik prick, to boot.
3. Why does the WP have an opinion "journalist" who favors the wholesale violent destruction of Israel in the first place?
4: How many journalists have been murdered in Mexico and Latin America without the MSM community making the slightest fuss?
5: And mostly no. 2. The allegedly deceased was a Hamas supporter and avid MB member. Piss be upon him.
Posted by: CN at October 18, 2018 11:18 PM (U7k5w)
He's running for Howard County Exec. in MD. I live in the county, so it makes since why I'd see those ads. But why you other morons?
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 18, 2018 11:18 PM (GtG/j)
more FOXisFuckingDoneNews.
Shannon Bream whines that Montana Congressional candidate won't do interview with her after Trump rally.
Maybe it's because it is 2 hours ago there and he wants to go to sleep?
Hey Shannon? Get over yourself , honey.
You're not a #realreporter. ( Like the rest of FOX's skirtmob)
You just have nice legs and are married to Sid.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:19 PM (LL1Be)
Happy Birthday Lin-duh!
I sat through a hacking of election systems seminar today. Absolutely terrifying. All electronic systems are as porous as sieves according to the guy and gal giving the talk. The lady hacked into a number of systems (with permission) while we were sitting there.
To many vulnerabilities to detail out but the takeaway was: go back to paper ballots and put up with the delays in reporting the results.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2018 11:19 PM (9rIkM)
Down here in the rural South, we really don't have to deal with those loonies in the street like you folks do.
I mean we have some loonies, but they don't put on masks and march in the street. They don't scream at people and block the roads.
We pretty much just go to work and church.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2018 11:19 PM (SIQsc)
A foreign national, on foreign soil, pushing a political agenda.
The real question is for the Washington Post to answer as to why they were paying this MF-er.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 18, 2018 11:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CN at October 18, 2018 11:22 PM (U7k5w)
So good to have you here! Been praying for you. Glad you're keeping on keeping on
Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 18, 2018 11:22 PM (r2xsG)
5: And mostly no. 2. The allegedly deceased was a Hamas supporter and avid MB member. Piss be upon him.
Posted by: CN at October 18, 2018 11:18 PM (U7k5w)
Yep, the Muslim Brotherhood needs to be utterly exterminated. This needs to be said loudly and publicly.
Posted by: rickl at October 18, 2018 11:23 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: CN at October 18, 2018 11:25 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:25 PM (LL1Be)
They got little sea creature toys that grow in water. One got a starfish.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 11:26 PM (5jVnA)
He's running for Howard County Exec. in MD. I live in the county, so it makes since why I'd see those ads. But why you other morons?
Well, *I* live in Baltimore, and since its not a placed add but a pic of his sign that I used as part of the ONT....
Posted by: Weirddave at October 18, 2018 11:26 PM (JP6CH)
probably raise that age to 16. Plus there's how the book deals with the
chinese, and Manny getting arrested (in the US) for miscegenation, among
other things.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at October 18, 2018 11:00 PM (DjIXP)
Make it a clan adoption of minors with promise to dower them when marrying them out, since a family with daughters makes a lot of good contacts where girls are scarce. Especially with other clan marriages.
And have Manny arrested for black market activity and smuggling in violation of statues on Earth. The judge can do it because he doesn't like him being mixed race and his politics.
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2018 11:26 PM (mUa7G)
Party on, bro.
Hassan chop!
Posted by: Crown Prince Mohammad bin Salman bin Abdulaziz Al Saud at October 18, 2018 11:27 PM (f1Vqw)
Well, not the Irish.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (aounc)
I'm not sure about the frogs either.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 18, 2018 11:27 PM (d6Ksn)
Start with Brennan.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:25 PM (LL1Be)
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Absolutely. Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robot head needs to do time in PITA prison.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 11:28 PM (I16G8)
So, the Saudis take out some trash in another country, not our own, and I care, why? He had two strikes, Muzzie and journolist. Screw him. Different stiry if they'd offed him here.
Also, I question the Turks, who would love to take the lead spot in the Arab world, having any evidence at all of this happening. In a consulate? Yeah, no.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 18, 2018 11:28 PM (OoHuw)
Posted by: Shep Smith at October 18, 2018 11:28 PM (f1Vqw)
Milady and I taking a "Let's all go to the lobby" break mid-vid.
Watching episode 3 of the new series "God Friended Me." I waited a couple of episodes to mention it because, to our surprise, the pilot was really good and a lot of fun. Waited to see if we'd be disappointed as it serialized. It's still good.
I can imagine the pitch meeting: "It's like Touched by an Angel meets Early Edition, with a Social Media twist!"
Posted by: mindful webworker - why I don't do faceplace at October 18, 2018 11:29 PM (nlavE)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 18, 2018 11:30 PM (jp0Bv)
Maybe he was "killed because of a video".
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:08 PM (LL1Be)
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Video killed the Islamist star?
Posted by: Al Buggles at October 18, 2018 11:30 PM (NhgkA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at October 18, 2018 11:30 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: pawn at October 18, 2018 11:30 PM (RQgLd)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at October 18, 2018 11:30 PM (RLiOt)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 18, 2018 11:31 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 11:31 PM (J+uhl)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 18, 2018 11:19 PM (SIQsc)
Police are investigating a terrible case in rural Wisconsin. A farm couple was found shot to death in their home. Their 14 year old daughter is missing.
The stupid neighbor lady said she heard gunshots at 1:30 am and knew they were gunshots - but just dismissed it and rolled over and went back to sleep. Who is firing a gun at 1:30 am in the country?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 18, 2018 11:31 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: strawdog at October 18, 2018 11:31 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 18, 2018 11:31 PM (9Om/r)
It was a toss-up between Shep and Hope. I went with Shemp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 11:32 PM (f1Vqw)
[i[CBS' new TV show "God Friended Me" was warmly received by Christians and mainstream audiences alike this month but the show might lose some of its conservative viewers as it has now introduced a lesbian relationship, which is approved by the show's preacher.
Yeah.
No.
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:32 PM (LL1Be)
Brennan needs to be sent to the Saudi Embassy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Donna
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We should ask Palp about the Albanians...maybe the Turks.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 11:31 PM (J+uhl)
Truffle oil is great with potatoes, but you know what is even better? Duck fat, which they sell in some grocery stores. Duck fat fries are the bomb.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (mUa7G)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: publius
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Thus is born a meme.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 18, 2018 11:35 PM (CDGwz)
Well, not the Irish.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 09:49 PM (aounc)
I'm not sure about the frogs either.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 18, 2018 11:27 PM (d6Ksn)
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I'm sure.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at October 18, 2018 11:35 PM (NhgkA)
Posted by: Daffy at October 18, 2018 11:36 PM (CDGwz)
Seinfeld did that:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq8gfaFqFpI
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 11:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Well, not the Irish.
I'm not sure about the frogs either.
oh yeah? Just gonna give the Icebacks a pass, eh?
Posted by: mikeyG at October 18, 2018 11:37 PM (LL1Be)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)
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quickly, get me many fat ducks and 10,000 nails
Posted by: a Palestinian at October 18, 2018 11:37 PM (NhgkA)
Posted by: Daffy at October 18, 2018 11:36 PM (CDGwz)
You think you have problems.
Posted by: The Chicken at October 18, 2018 11:38 PM (d6Ksn)
I can see that... my old man's coming back stateside soon. He always likes roasted duck. I could find a way to come by some duck fat, I think.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 11:39 PM (J+uhl)
and I want you to show me,
I wanna feel what hate is,
and I know you can show me.
Isn't that the GIST of the Foreigner song (updated)?
Posted by: strawdog at October 18, 2018 11:39 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Whirled Ceres at October 18, 2018 11:41 PM (E1+KA)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 18, 2018 11:42 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2018 11:42 PM (3iiaY)
Posted by: Donna&&&&sez Brewers don't crap out on me now at October 18, 2018 11:44 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Roy at October 18, 2018 11:44 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Donna&&&&sez Brewers don't crap out on me now at October 18, 2018 11:46 PM (d6Ksn)
Short version, if not mobs, then what?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Whirled Ceres at October 18, 2018 11:46 PM (E1+KA)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at October 18, 2018 11:48 PM (l9m7l)
Short version, if not mobs, then what?
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 18, 2018 11:46 PM (nBr1j)
In Lefty-hipster Portland? Probably the Taupe Shirts. Maybe "Eccru"
Posted by: Kindltot at October 18, 2018 11:51 PM (mUa7G)
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Proud boys is much ado about nothing. I don't know any of them, and I'm not a member of their club, so I can't speak directly to it. But I've seen them on YouTube plenty of times.
They seem to spend most of their time fuckin' around and drinking beer. Occasionally they'll counterprotest Antifa or BLM or whatever. Some of the time, lefties get rough, and then get their asses whipped.
That's about the long and the short of it... no big deal, AFAIC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 11:51 PM (J+uhl)
Turbas. The Cuban and Sandinista mobs that attacked reactionaries on behalf of the State.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 18, 2018 11:53 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 18, 2018 11:54 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
Some of us are quite comfortable with this.
Posted by: Krampus at October 18, 2018 11:54 PM (E1+KA)
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 18, 2018 11:54 PM (K0GvG)
Somebody say something amusing.
Posted by: Muldoon at October 18, 2018 10:22 PM (m45I2
There was Muldoon the poet,
drinking a jambon of Moët,
he was extremely bored
living a life among the horde
sad he had to forgo it.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 18, 2018 11:55 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 18, 2018 11:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 18, 2018 11:55 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Donna&&&&sez Brewers don't crap out on me now at October 18, 2018 11:46 PM (d6Ksn)
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Thank you, Donna. That would be a fun series. Good luck to the Brew Crew!
Posted by: bluebell at October 18, 2018 11:55 PM (3iiaY)
The paramilitary wing of the Democratic Party.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 18, 2018 11:54 PM (I2/tG)
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We have already seen this movie with the Black Panthers in Philly in 2012.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 18, 2018 11:58 PM (I16G8)
Scratch another day off the calendar; another day closer to November 6th.
Can't happen fast enough.
Posted by: Gilbert Blackfoot-Huron-Snoqualime at October 18, 2018 11:59 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 18, 2018 11:59 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 18, 2018 11:53 PM (I2/tG)
Tonton Macoute
Posted by: Kindltot at October 19, 2018 12:00 AM (mUa7G)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at October 18, 2018 11:01 PM (QzJWU)
Radical step if you want them to play. Reset your browser to install defaults. Ad blockers, no script, privacy badger, anything of the like can cause problems with playback.
If privacy is your thing.
Forget twitter vids.
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 19, 2018 12:01 AM (vqIkG)
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How stupid. TV history has shown over and over again that you can make a serial drama with an overtly Christian theme, and then assemble a printing press behind the set for all the money you'll be making.
But that's predicated on the broad audience for faith programs. It needs to be broadly acceptable, nearly nonsectarian, and always noncontroversial.
IOW: no rugmunching.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 12:04 AM (J+uhl)
They're probably the only rioters ever who want the police around when they do their rioting.
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 12:05 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: strawdog at October 19, 2018 12:05 AM (Cssks)
Time to print out some Dan Payton and Megatron campaign signs.
Posted by: Pancho Villa at October 19, 2018 12:07 AM (VWE5i)
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 12:08 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Cherry Ames at October 19, 2018 12:10 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Pancho Villa at October 19, 2018 12:11 AM (VWE5i)
FWIW since most of us carry, quite a few concealed, here is something for y'all.
My piece is left hip 10 degree cant butt forward. After some puzzlement I chose this for ease of withdrawal.
That said, I went with snaps instead of buttons because it's quick and there's no hangup trying to open the coat (or shirt ). It's VERY fast and gives complete access to the weapon.
Just something for consideration.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 19, 2018 12:13 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Emmie at October 18, 2018 10:18 PM (4HMW
Somebody had better tell them to not fly out of there in a small plane in bad weather.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:16 AM (iwUO9)
Don't carry - except at the range on duty day, which was today - and then I use strong-side carry (open). Small little CZ-83, whose praises I have sung here before.
So - just arrived, read some of the very end of the open thread.
Why was Scogg banninated? CBD must have removed the offending comment. Which, effectively, means I'm asking the Horde to tell me something that CBD in his wisdom was best deleted.
So - just a sanitized description of the offending material would suffice, if anyone now here saw the comment.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:16 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Pancho Villa at October 19, 2018 12:18 AM (VWE5i)
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I've caught a lot of bullshit here for my messenger bag.
But it's OK, I don't care.
It has a big front zipper pocket. It easily holds a large frame 1911. I like to cross draw anyway, so I keep the strap short, and the zip open at the top. Very quick if needed. If not, easy to make it look like your reaching for smokes, wallet, or ID instead.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 12:19 AM (J+uhl)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:19 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 19, 2018 12:20 AM (lLeln)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 19, 2018 12:20 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2018 12:21 AM (EASlg)
Nope. I only smelled the ozone.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 12:21 AM (fuK7c)
Far be it from me to suggest how you should raise your children. But with your recent articles and interviews about how Classic Disney Sux, I thought to provide counterpoint.
Instead of preventing your daughter from watching Snow White, maybe watch with her & discuss afterwards. When Snow was driven from the only home she'd ever known, she didn't crawl under a tree, pining and weeping and hoping for rescue. She found a messy little house; presumed it belonged to motherless children; set about making it home-y. When the dwarves returned, her kind heart was touched by the little old men. Youth often scorns old age. *She* gave them comfort and love.
Later on, her innocence couldn't comprehend cruelty in the ugly beggar woman. She very nearly died, just for that.
And then there's Cinderella! Who had every reason to be bitter and angry and vengeful. But she wasn't. And so, in fairy tale terms, she earned the generosity she was given.
Not everyone can be Hermione or Katness. Thank heaven for that! I grew up with Classic Disney. And it was sheer, fun escape. Later on I was thrilled to cheer on the brown-eyed heroines, and weep with MuShu as I watched China bow to Mulan.
And I figured it out on my own.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2018 12:22 AM (Ch2LU)
They seem to spend most of their time fuckin' around and drinking beer. Occasionally they'll counterprotest Antifa or BLM or whatever. Some of the time, lefties get rough, and then get their asses whipped.
That's about the long and the short of it... no big deal, AFAIC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 18, 2018 11:51 PM (J+uhl)
Yeah, they call themselves a fraternal organization like "our grandfathers" used to be members of. Not overtly political, but most probably lean to the right.
Not sure why anyone would be hating on them.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:22 AM (GBteo)
Orders from their political masters.
When the rioting was going on, NYPD determined that Antifa was the aggressors, and arrested only Antifa.
After Democratic politicians screamed, NYPD arrested some Proud Boys, but also some additional Antifa.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 19, 2018 12:23 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2018 12:24 AM (Ch2LU)
Posted by: I'm Brother Cavil, and I recommend The Courage To Be Disliked at October 19, 2018 12:20 AM (lLeln)
I don't think they want to be the front line of anything, I think they were attacked by a bunch of dipshits because they rented out the republican club and invited the former co-owner and creator of vice magazine, gavin mcinnes to speak, which is apparently against all rules or some shit... and instead of backing down like most protesters do, they defended themselves as is their legal right.
I don't see how / why this turned in to something that THEY did wrong.
If a bunch of people show up in masks to "protest" your event, get escorted away by NYPD, then circle back and start throwing shit at you and attacking you... well, yeah, I would expect people to react by defending themselves.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:25 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:19 AM (GBteo)
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C'mon, you know the answer to this. Proud boys kicked the ass of an approved class of protestor. This can not srand,
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 12:25 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:25 AM (QDnY+)
Orders from their political masters.
When the rioting was going on, NYPD determined that Antifa was the aggressors, and arrested only Antifa.
After Democratic politicians screamed, NYPD arrested some Proud Boys, but also some additional Antifa.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 19, 2018 12:23 AM (I2/tG)
Uh, unless there's some other videos out there that I haven't seen, there's no way a prosecutor goes forward with any charges.
Defense of yourself or a third party is absolutely a legit affirmative defense to using proportional force.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:26 AM (GBteo)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 18, 2018 11:03 PM (ykYG2)
No, that leads to FacePlant.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:27 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 12:25 AM (I16G
Well I hope they sue the NYPD for malicious prosecution then once their charges are dropped. Cops should not be bowing to that kind of bullshit political pressure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:27 AM (GBteo)
With Trump in office, why aren't the creators of South Park releasing a sequel to Team America?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2018 12:29 AM (EASlg)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at October 19, 2018 12:27 AM (GBteo)
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That would be great, but not likely to happen.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 12:31 AM (I16G8)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 19, 2018 12:32 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 19, 2018 12:32 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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ha, ha, ha, ha
Posted by: Mayors of Portland, Baltimore, Ferguson at October 19, 2018 12:34 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2018 12:34 AM (QLvwG)
I saw your post about the Heinlein story. My undergrad political theory prof assigned The Moon is a Harsh Mistress as the first book in her Foundations of Politics class, purely to teach us the concept of TANSTAAFL.
Thanks to my dad, I was a Republican when I got to college. Thanks to Prof Horvath, I became a conservative.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2018 12:34 AM (Ch2LU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at October 18, 2018 11:34 PM (d6Ksn)
They serve duck fat fries at the Arizona Wilderness Brewery and Burger joint in Chandler, AZ. I have had them. They are OK, but I prefer fries cooked in lard.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:35 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:25 AM
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Yeah. I have monkey arms/short torso. Whether I carry on my hip or in a bag, the cross draw is easier.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 12:35 AM (J+uhl)
Meaning CBD musta deleted the offending comment. I guess. So my question can only be answered by those who saw it 'afore deletion*.
* reminds me of the good old days when ace and some cobs had fantastic substitute verbiage lined up to automatically replace whatever MUMR was posting
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:37 AM (QDnY+)
Not banhammered. Time out.
I missed the proximate cause but CBD said a week or two.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (fuK7c)
Seriously, why can't a chain like that make it anymore? Why doesn't anyone want good, unpretentious, American food anymore? Sure, there's Cracker Barrel, if you don't mind the two hour wait in the gift shop.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Tim in Illinois at October 19, 2018 12:01 AM (vqIkG)
Twatter vids are part of Twatter, and the default setting at Twatter is "Evil", so I don't even bother trying to view them. If a vid becomes important enough, somebody will port it over to a non-evil platform.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (iwUO9)
And I'm out. It's a long way to Texas tomorrow.
'Night all.
Posted by: creeper at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (7xXFn)
Never utter that name around me.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2018 12:40 AM (EASlg)
I missed the proximate cause but CBD said a week or two.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (fuK7c
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Ouch. That's too bad. Scogg is aw'ite.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 12:41 AM (J+uhl)
Posted by: mindful webworker - duhr at October 19, 2018 12:41 AM (+2XZI)
Y'all are sure to like it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=117&v=Chue0bPORuU
Posted by: OneEyedJack at October 19, 2018 12:42 AM (z79tQ)
Another RO at the range today had a Ruger P89, shot a mag through it, nice (loooong travel on the trigger). The metal frame really makes the 9mm easy to control.
A very odd and somewhat suspicious (boring, complicated to explain) shooter let me shoot his brand-new PC9 carbine. As expected, sweet and easy. 9mm in a 5 (?)-lb rifle, peep sights. Child's play.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
If a vid becomes important enough, somebody will port it over to a non-evil platform.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Is there such a platform?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 12:44 AM (4mUNO)
Posted by: irongrampa at October 19, 2018 12:44 AM (S/hVx)
Ooh, ooh, call on me! I know the answer!
Parker and Stone said they would never do another Team America, because the puppeteering was the biggest pain in the ass that they never expected. It was far more work than they ever wanted to do.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 19, 2018 12:44 AM (SN4NF)
I assume "Ruger" is not a problem for you? (!)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 12:44 AM (4mUNO)
Well, Ewetoob is evil, too, but most of us can view it. I think possibly Breitbart and some other Conservative sites can host videos, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:46 AM (iwUO9)
I missed the proximate cause but CBD said a week or two.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (fuK7c)
Thanks for the straight poop.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 19, 2018 12:46 AM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2018 12:46 AM (EASlg)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at October 19, 2018 12:47 AM (DfBUG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 19, 2018 12:44 AM (4mUNO)
Well, Ewetoob is evil, too, but most of us can view it. I think possibly Breitbart and some other Conservative sites can host videos, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:46 AM (iwUO9)
Perhaps it's time to establish AceTube.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 19, 2018 12:49 AM (o4fG0)
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I haven't shot a P89 in fifteen years. But I think it has the same trigger set as the P95 I used to own more recently... you can pull it for a while, especially in the double/single like the P95, with that first pull.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 12:50 AM (J+uhl)
A very odd and somewhat suspicious (boring, complicated to explain) shooter let me shoot his brand-new PC9 carbine. As expected, sweet and easy. 9mm in a 5 (?)-lb rifle, peep sights. Child's play.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 12:43 AM (QDnY+)
I acquired (and subsequently lost in a tragic canoe accident) a rather strange curio. It appears to be a Chinese-made copy of an FN model 1900. It appears to be chambered for 7.63X25 Mauser, and not the .32 ACP normally used by FN, but otherwise seems to be a faithful copy. Finish is heavy nickel plate, with rosewood grips, and no markings at all save for a serial number. Quite a large, heavy pistol.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 12:53 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Your Favorite President at October 19, 2018 12:56 AM (GtG/j)
Posted by: Surfperch
Ewok Lez videos? Not sure there is a market for that. Not sure I want to know.
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 12:57 AM (tT/X6)
Posted by: Patric Cloverfield at October 19, 2018 01:01 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Puddleglum at October 19, 2018 12:57 AM
YubTube
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 19, 2018 01:02 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 01:03 AM (J+uhl)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 01:03 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 19, 2018 01:05 AM (0OmEj)
Perhaps she meant the reference to FIST. Reminds me of Iron Fist from LGF, a guy who was NOT okay IRL, but seemed decent enough online.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 19, 2018 01:07 AM (SN4NF)
... it's not like you are part Albanian or anything.
Posted by: garrett at October 18, 2018 10:05 PM (aounc)
Lock and load boys . . .
Posted by: The Man from Albania at October 19, 2018 01:07 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 19, 2018 01:11 AM (I16G8)
Have at it bro! Less ammo for us to waste.
Why are the Libtards getting their lace panties all in a bunch over this Saudi shit?
Tell them to STFU and have their womyn go drive a car in Saudi!
Posted by: The Man from Albania at October 19, 2018 01:13 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 01:03 AM (J+uhl)
No, I think it's older, 1920's to 1930's, probably made in one of the many "arsenals" (workshops) that existed in China during the warlord era. Functionally, and appearance-wise, it seems identical to the FN Model 1900, which is a John Browning design. Looks sort of hand-made, but by no means crude. The chamber is clearly made for a bottle-neck cartridge, which .32 ACP is not. And the Mauser cartridge was widely available in China because so many Mauser Broomhandles went there, plus they copied those, too.
But I will grant you that it could have been made elsewhere, too, seeing as it has no markings other than the one serial number, which is quite low. But China definitely did make FN 1900 copies, and definitely some were made in 7.63X25 Mauser, so this one fits the bill.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 01:13 AM (iwUO9)
My gunzzzz knowledge is quite limited actually, and is close to zero when it comes to those made in China, but it sounds pretty cool.
I passed on a nickel-plated Colt revolver here a few years ago, but in the process researched the nickel thing, and decided I wanted something nickel-plated.
Only Chineeee gun I have wanted previously is their knock-off of the "trench broom" shotguns. I think they're exact copies, and good quality. A Norinco 1911 (classic, old version) would be OK, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 01:21 AM (QDnY+)
that bothers anybody else here, but I'm not sure who the problem is.
Not the timed-out guy - leaving only the cob?
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I believe she means "Mr. Got His Screwy Comments Replaced" guy that you mentioned.
Posted by: junior at October 19, 2018 01:23 AM (nmJMg)
Take heart, people. This coming election will shock some and please others.
We aren't losing the House--there's a new player in the game and the old predictions no longer hold true.
Only speculation concerning the House is how many seats will be gained PAST the majority. Count on it.
Goodnite, good people. Be safe and sleep well.
Posted by: irongrampa at October 19, 2018 01:23 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 12:39 AM (fuK7c
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Ouch. That's too bad. Scogg is aw'ite.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 19, 2018 12:41 AM (J+
Last night he talked repeatedly about giving a woman a beating. Not alright.
Posted by: Liz Warren at October 19, 2018 01:24 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 01:25 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Liz Warren at O
was there something wrong or objectionable about his technique, was it the individual woman, or generally objecting to violence that was the thing that got him banned?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 01:27 AM (MTjB1)
***TOP FIVE OTHER RUINED NANCY DREW MYSTERIES***
5. "The Case of Yoko Ono and the Album No One Ever Listened To"
4. "The Case of Michael Moore and the Massive Donut Disappearance"
3. "The Case of Robert Mueller and the Never-Ending Investigation"
2. "The Case of Lena Dunham and the Giant Tampon"
1. "The Case of Qdpsteve and the Soiled Pantyhose"
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 19, 2018 01:29 AM (miE9U)
I don't think that's what got him the timeout since he was posting today. It just wasn't cool . He also basically challenge Warden to meet him at a MoMe to have a 'personal discussion ' .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 19, 2018 01:30 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 19, 2018 01:31 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at O
lol, reminiscent of he whose name cannot be mentioned.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 19, 2018 01:32 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: DeNiro's dessicated brain at October 19, 2018 01:36 AM (1L9V9)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 01:36 AM (IDhUW)
Well, this is completely unexpected from the LATimes
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8ha7ml6
Persian Language TV personality gets prison time for bribing Immigration Officials.
She worked as an immigration consultant, document preparer and translator ...
The officers approved applications of ineligible immigrants to become naturalized citizens and received $1,000 per immigrant, federal officials said. Heravi paid the officers at least $39,000 on behalf of 43 immigrants.
Posted by: Justin Croaker at October 19, 2018 01:37 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 19, 2018 12:46 AM (EASlg)
*squints*
Tries to read betwen the lines.
Did he go after Anna's stalker too strongly?
I did not see the posts on giving a woman a beating.
Ambien posting, forgive typos.
Posted by: Mrs. Kravitz at October 19, 2018 01:39 AM (U+v0Q)
I passed on a nickel-plated Colt revolver here a few years ago, but in the process researched the nickel thing, and decided I wanted something nickel-plated.
Only Chineeee gun I have wanted previously is their knock-off of the "trench broom" shotguns. I think they're exact copies, and good quality. A Norinco 1911 (classic, old version) would be OK, too.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 01:21 AM (QDnY+)
I am sure you know a lot more about gubs than I do, rhomboid. I think possibly this piece is a bring-back from some soldier or airman stationed in China during WWII. It might be that it was polished and nickel plated here in the USA. The trigger seems to be very ill-fitting, and might be a hand-made replacement.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 01:40 AM (iwUO9)
Some really cool results, and some beautiful items ruined by it, the whole spectrum.
Reason I wanted the trench-broom scatter gun was for WWII-style 3-gun matches (M1, 1911, trench-broom). I think one can do "heavy metal" division at many 3-guns that way, but only know of one dedicated WWII 3-gun shoot, somewhere in NC, of course, the other coast.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 01:45 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 01:49 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Your Favorite President at October 19, 2018 12:56 AM (GtG/j)
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Nice
#CBDnotNPC
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 01:49 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 01:51 AM (iwUO9)
I haven't been on much lately. Saw some of the "beating" comments by Scogg, but no idea what happened today.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 01:58 AM (IDhUW)
I don't have anything to add to the gub discussion, except I keep thinking I need to get to the range once a week.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 02:01 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 02:05 AM (QDnY+)
Need to get to the outdoor range much more, and drag the boss as well. Still haven't had her try my latest purchase (bought it a while ago) of a handgun she feels comfortable with, a Smith Model 60. She seemed to like the Colt Magnum Carry, very similar, but too valuable to use as a house or bed-side gun.
She likes the M1 carbine and shoots it well, but we need a handgun in that role for various reasons.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 02:12 AM (QDnY+)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 19, 2018 02:05 AM (QDnY+)
That's a good idea. I will check upon my return. Headed back to Alberta tomorrow, without this, for obvious reasons. I watched a couple of teardown videos for the .32 ACP FN 1900 on youtube, and it actually looks real simple to do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 02:36 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 19, 2018 02:37 AM (iwUO9)
488 Pretty quiet in here.
*bristles*
Hey, I proffered a genius defense of Disney princesses, and threw in Robert Heinlein's most famous acronym ("There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"/TANSTAAFL) for good measure. I've punched my ONT time card.
Posted by: Shopgirl at October 19, 2018 02:50 AM (Ch2LU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 02:53 AM (13Al/)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 02:55 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 02:55 AM (13Al/)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 02:58 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:02 AM (hgpSN)
488 Pretty quiet in here.
*bristles*
Hey, I proffered a genius defense of Disney princesses, and threw in Robert Heinlein's most famous acronym ("There Ain't No Such Thing As A Free Lunch"/TANSTAAFL) for good measure. I've punched my ONT time card.
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I read your Disney comment - well done, didn't see the TANSTAAFL reference - but classic AOS....
So I'll make sure your time card reflects this accurately.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:07 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:09 AM (IDhUW)
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We've had the worst spider season ever. They're every where. I'm waiting for the wind and rain to make them disappear.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:12 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 02:55 AM (hgpSN)
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Run for cover!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at October 19, 2018 02:55 AM (13Al/)
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Lol
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:14 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:17 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:18 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:20 AM (IDhUW)
Telegraph.co.uk reports that
Sailor shortage means four of Navy's 13 frigates have not spent a single day at sea this year
The Telegraph limits the number of articles you can read without a subscription or I'd link it. Old ships, not enough ships, not enough men to crew the ships they have.
Posted by: Eric Ernest Cantor-Singer at October 19, 2018 03:21 AM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:22 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:22 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:23 AM (hgpSN)
A blagger.
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If Muldoon was here he could make an awesome limerick with that thought.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:24 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:25 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:23 AM (hgpSN)
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Except for the fact that both countries now appear to be united in letting the Muzzies rule
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:27 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:28 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:25 AM (hgpSN)
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Sorry to hear that, did you get any crop at all?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:29 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:31 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:37 AM (IDhUW)
Things said by 21st century Edward Bulwer-Lytton
I had to look up who said this originally. I didn't realize they were hyphenating names in 1839.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:48 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 03:51 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 03:59 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:04 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:05 AM (T4oHT)
The problem is they don't want conflicting voices to speak, so they have to be taught that free speech is for all voices.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 04:07 AM (IDhUW)
Testing, one, two three
Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at October 19, 2018 04:08 AM (nBr1j)
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I can't argue with that.
Voter fraud is also a problem.
It seems I'm always trying to talk myself into being optimistic.
Hope for the best, prepare for the zombie apocalypse. (or put another way-a lot of really dumb, impressionable people.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 04:13 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:16 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:16 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:19 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:20 AM (hgpSN)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:21 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 19, 2018 04:28 AM (mpXpK)
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I agree and I wonder why don't we hear "better generational representation? Is it because it doesn't exist or because it is being ignored/shadow banned by major "voice" distributors?
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 04:29 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:33 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:35 AM (hgpSN)
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That's fun. Lots of different ways to do that.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 04:35 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:37 AM (hgpSN)
I was looking forward to viewing Season 3 of Daredevil but Razorfist is making me feel a tad trepidatious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7s5jTdAqSK0
Because everything must be politicized.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 19, 2018 04:38 AM (kQs4Y)
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If that is the reason, I hope they realize that they need to speak up, not for cheap fame but for the sake of the American ideal.
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 04:41 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:45 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: AmericanKestrel at October 19, 2018 04:45 AM (IDhUW)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:55 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Your Favorite President at October 19, 2018 04:56 AM (neVm7)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2018 04:56 AM (neVm7)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 05:01 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 05:05 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 05:06 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2018 05:22 AM (neVm7)
Posted by: wing at October 19, 2018 05:33 AM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Joe Styzneac at October 19, 2018 05:57 AM (oYD2h)
Work stress waking you up?
Posted by: clutch at October 19, 2018 05:58 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: clutch at October 19, 2018 05:59 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2018 06:04 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2018 06:07 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Affirmative Action Imbecile at October 19, 2018 06:21 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at October 19, 2018 06:25 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Dinky Dick Durbin at October 19, 2018 06:27 AM (yhf6w)
CNN: "Win or Lose, Beto O'Rourke Is Already Changing Texas"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 19, 2018 06:27 AM (vOkuK)
Posted by: Beta "Front Hole" O'Cuck at October 19, 2018 06:28 AM (vOkuK)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 06:30 AM (dczB+)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 06:31 AM (dczB+)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:32 AM (JFO2v)
Yes, they certainly have been taught that their voices matter. They
deserve better generational representation than Occasional-Cortex, who
won't shut up.
Posted by: Zod at October 19, 2018 04:16 AM (hgpSN)
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Lord Zod, respectfully, I tend to disagree. Occasional Cortex sums this next generation up very nicely. No comprehension of any facts, political history, economics and human nature at all and sees herself as the "smartest person in the room" and a "crusader".
Yep - that's about right. Modern leftist academia has created this group. Heaven help the world when the last of the actually educated generations before them are gone.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2018 06:33 AM (mvvCm)
"Catch and release is for fish; sanctuary cities are for the birds."
Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2018 06:33 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 06:33 AM (dczB+)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 19, 2018 06:27 AM (vOkuK)
Oh yes, It is like Portlandia of the south down here. Going to get my mun varnished today.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:34 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:35 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 06:35 AM (dczB+)
CNN: "Win or Lose, Beto O'Rourke Is Already Changing Texas"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 19, 2018 06:27 AM
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And he is already promising to impeach Trump if he wins. That is not going to help him here in Texas.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 19, 2018 06:35 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Fluffy at October 19, 2018 06:36 AM (yhf6w)
TTFN!
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 06:37 AM (dczB+)
I thought RINOs were an extinct species? Wasn't she the original horseface?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:38 AM (m8J9w)
Thursday Brings More Crime In Baltimore City, More Help On TheWay
Posted by: Colin at October 19, 2018 06:38 AM (pHYDQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:39 AM (JFO2v)
Statement from Gov. Abbott:
"A complaint says the Texas Democratic Party asked noncitizens to
register to vote, sending applications with citizenship box pre-checked.
This is being investigated. If true there will be serious consequences"
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 19, 2018 06:39 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
That, in the trade, is known as "desperation".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 06:42 AM (hAdu/)
"A complaint says the Texas Democratic Party asked noncitizens to
register to vote, sending applications with citizenship box pre-checked.
This is being investigated. If true there will be serious consequences"
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 19, 2018 06:39 AM (JUOKG)
By Any Means Necessary is very real! Progressive are selling you down the river!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:43 AM (JFO2v)
And there are going to be a lot of surprised NJ voters who simply have not heard of all this because the press has embargoed it as much as possible.
Heh. Awesome.
You know what's also true? That Arkansas ad. Why on earth black Americans support the Democrats - the party of "all illegal alien Latinos, gays/trannies and white liberal women all the time" - is beyond me. And don't get me started on the joos. JJ - what up with American Jews supporting a party that openly hates them and Israel?
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2018 06:45 AM (mvvCm)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 06:38 AM (m8J9w)
Neigh, I wuz!
Say, are you gonna finish that bag of oats?
Posted by: Johnny "Mr. Ed" Kerry at October 19, 2018 06:45 AM (Bqoi/)
A lot of this is obviously projection on his part. He is an angry young boy of almost 40 who grew up jealous of what others worked for. He also got mixed up with this weird redneck boy named Joey Stanley. Together, those two enjoy Democrat politics, Hostess snacks, and share a "passion" for little boys.
Posted by: Lulu U. Parsnips at October 19, 2018 06:45 AM (uykc+)
CNN: "Win or Lose, Beto O'Rourke Is Already Changing Texas"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 19, 2018 06:27 AM
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Um hmm. Just like abortion Barbie changed Texas.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 06:46 AM (XROPS)
Posted by: Barack 'I`m coming out' Obama at October 19, 2018 06:48 AM (yhf6w)
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Why, it's almost like the people crying racism don't actually know, work with, or live near any black people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 19, 2018 06:49 AM (TCDQx)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2018 06:49 AM (OiRak)
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 06:46 AM (XROPS)
what is she doing now?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 19, 2018 06:52 AM (Uiz/V)
http://cdrsalamander.blogspot.com/2018/10/diversity-thursday_18.html
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2018 06:54 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 19, 2018 06:52 AM (Uiz/V)
Opposite to that is not waking up! Pretty sure that is bad.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2018 06:54 AM (OiRak)
Posted by: Publius Redux
Welcome to "Idiocracy".
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 06:55 AM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 06:56 AM (oVJmc)
college admission should not allow reference to race or ethnicity.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2018 06:57 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:57 AM
How else are you going to address the historical wrongs that my ancestors endured?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren (D)na at October 19, 2018 07:01 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Fittingly, Abortion Barbie may soon become the boss of Abortions R Us.
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 07:02 AM (XROPS)
I like that. Referring to Elizabeth Warren as (D)na.
I shoulda copyrighted it. Constant reminder.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 07:03 AM (URwyc)
To many vulnerabilities to detail out but the takeaway was: go back to paper ballots and put up with the delays in reporting the results.
Posted by: Tonypete at October 18, 2018 11:19 PM (9rIkM)
You mean voter registration databases, right? Because to hack voting machines, which aren't network connected, you'd need to bring a laptop and some tools into the voting booth.
Posted by: Al Crapton at October 19, 2018 07:04 AM (g5R6X)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 19, 2018 06:55 AM (hAdu/)
its got electrolytes
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 19, 2018 07:06 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2018 06:49 AM
What about those of us with no social life?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 19, 2018 07:07 AM (KE3T2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 07:08 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Muad'dib at October 19, 2018 07:09 AM (OiRak)
Posted by: rhennigantx:
There was a major SC ruling a couple decades ago that knocked racial preferences in university admission on it's ass. I don't remember the case but there was a lot of moaning, fainting and hand wringing from the left/academia about what it would do to the student body. Obviously the universities have found a way around it or more likely just ignored it. I expect the same will happen with this case with Harvard. It will change nothing.
The left isn't going top let technicalities like elections or court ruling get in the way of it's agenda.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
Good morning, Hordians. Coffee consumed. Want more.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 19, 2018 07:08 AM (LsBY9)
the Mrs and I call it coffee 1 coffee 2 etc
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
'Diversity' is a premise invented by the Left to force institutions to become less white. The real reason is that the Left feels it dominates among minority groups and it's a way of radicalizing institutions-- add more minorities, the institution becomes more Leftist.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 07:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
UT has gotten slapped down several times but still tries it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 19, 2018 07:13 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 07:11 AM (oVJmc)
What is going to be interesting is when the college loan numbers start coming out and minorities owe about half of the debt!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 07:11 AM
Also, take over the Student Loan programs and federalize it. Make those minorities beholden to the federal government, which has the rope to hang them with.
Instant Stockholm Syndrome.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 07:14 AM (URwyc)
Instant Stockholm Syndrome.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 07:14 AM (URwyc)
great minds
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx"
More proof of institutional racism if I ever saw it.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 07:15 AM (MxEKc)
federalize it. Make those minorities beholden to the federal government,
which has the rope to hang them with.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex"
Isn't that what Obama did? After which student debt skyrocketed?
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 07:17 AM (MxEKc)
Actually being an American League fan, I will be rooting for them in the World Series. Ouch
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 07:17 AM (m8J9w)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:15 AM
Wasn't the takeover of Student Loans by the Feds one of the first things B'roke Obama did when he took office?
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 07:18 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2018 07:19 AM (0zsXE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 19, 2018 07:22 AM (yQpMk)
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
President Obama will sign a bill today that ends a 45-year-old program under which banks and other private-sector lenders such as Sallie Mae receive a federal subsidy for making government-guaranteed college loans. Students who previously had to choose a private-sector lender for their guaranteed loans will now have only one choice: the government.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 19, 2018 07:22 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:23 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at October 19, 2018 07:24 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2018 07:19 AM (0zsXE)
Hoist a few for me while I am stuck in Washington
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 07:24 AM (m8J9w)
Bow to your masters. Only the worthy receive the blessings. You will be asked to repay the debt someday.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 07:29 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: saf at October 19, 2018 07:30 AM (5IHGB)
private-sector lender for their guaranteed loans will now have only one
choice: the government.
Bow to your masters. Only the worthy receive the blessings. You will be asked to repay the debt someday.
Posted by: rhennigantx"
Or the debt wiped out if you prove to be worthy by working for the govt or approved NGO's. Because you are a public servant.
Incredible as it seems,Obama got away with instituting this policy with very little, if any push-back.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 07:30 AM (MxEKc)
That tire blowing up? I thought the pressure had to be like 200psi for that to happen.
Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2018 07:33 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)
What is going to be interesting is when the college loan numbers start coming out and minorities owe about half of the debt!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
Morning, Horde.
One of the musically talented Morons needs to cover this song, with updated lyrics.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIfu2A0ezq0
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2018 07:33 AM (di1hb)
Posted by: saf at October 19, 2018 07:34 AM (5IHGB)
vote to start socialism ok
vote to end it never
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at October 19, 2018 07:37 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: TestingAgain at October 19, 2018 07:36 AM (fiGNd)
Lima Charlie. Gimme a short count.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2018 07:37 AM (di1hb)
She says he lives that rule. He would NOT let himself be alone with any of the women on staff.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 19, 2018 07:38 AM (o1Z/N)
Posted by: saf at October 19, 2018 07:39 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: saf
I don't know about that. I found a lucky penny this morning.
WINNING!!!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 07:42 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 07:17 AM (m8J9w)
--------
I've always liked you, NGU.
Posted by: bluebell at October 19, 2018 07:43 AM (3iiaY)
Posted by: Ben Had at October 19, 2018 07:43 AM (0zsXE)
WINNING!!!!
Posted by: Bruce
I lost it !
Give it back !
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2018 07:44 AM (Wz4xN)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 19, 2018 07:44 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 07:44 AM (8ikIW)
vote to start socialism ok
vote to end it never
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
I recall a saying:
Dumb people keep making the same mistakes and never learn
Average people learn from their own mistakes
Smart people learn from others' mistakes
Posted by: rickl at October 19, 2018 07:46 AM (sdi6R)
I am very worried Dustin will procreate!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
****Judging by his looks alone . . . I do NOT think that is a legitimate concern.
Posted by: Publius Redux at October 19, 2018 07:46 AM (mvvCm)
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2018 07:48 AM (Wz4xN)
Incredible as it seems,Obama got away with instituting this policy with very little, if any push-back.
Posted by: Ripley at October 19, 2018 07:30 AM (MxEKc)
Had to take the loans out of the hands of the evil banks. It was 2010 after all.
Posted by: Golfman at October 19, 2018 07:49 AM (OgScI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 07:50 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 19, 2018 07:17 AM (m8J9w)
--------
I've always liked you, NGU.
Posted by: bluebell
(Contemplates training a 3 year old to hold thumb and forefinger a half - inch apart)
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2018 07:50 AM (Wz4xN)
Posted by: JT
You're right! Now, how do those people send money to Mezzico over the intertubes? Do I push the penny into this holey thing on the side of my computer?
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 07:51 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2018 07:51 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Caliban
Other the the "Mystery of How Wasted am I Dude?"
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 07:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: JT
You're right! Now, how do those people send money to Mezzico over the intertubes? Do I push the penny into this holey thing on the side of my computer?
Posted by: Bruce
Ahhhh.... nevermind.
Bob from NSA would report me to the IRS.
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2018 07:54 AM (Wz4xN)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 19, 2018 07:56 AM (ZQfW9)
Why do you think we push- at every opportunity- to do just the opposite? Paper is traceable. Computer resullts aren't, and let's get them all networked together, too! We can store everything in The Cloud.
Posted by: Dems 2018 at October 19, 2018 07:56 AM (g0Lfb)
Dumb people keep making the same mistakes and never learn
Name just 1 thing Bhussein got right. I cannot imagine spending 8 fukn years being wrong every single day!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 07:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2018 08:00 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 08:00 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2018 08:00 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 19, 2018 07:37 AM
One ... Zero ... One ... Zero ...
Short people got no reason to live
Posted by: zombie Randy Newman at October 19, 2018 08:01 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 19, 2018 08:01 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: LASue at October 19, 2018 06:46 AM (XROPS)
what is she doing now?
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
As many rich daddys as she can
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 08:02 AM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2018 08:02 AM (Wz4xN)
He's late.
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:02 AM (uLuPn)
Hubba hubba.
https://bit.ly/2AhKnxo
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 19, 2018 08:03 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at October 19, 2018 08:02 AM (Ss+Em)
as they says theys got half the money and all the pussy
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 19, 2018 08:03 AM (JFO2v)
https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/oct/18/texas-democrats-ask-noncitizens-register-vote/
Vote straight Republican ticket.
The Blue Meanies must never gain power again!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2018 08:03 AM (CRRq9)
It took years of training. Fortunately, he was a natural.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2018 08:04 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: ALH at October 19, 2018 08:06 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 08:06 AM (8ikIW)
vote to end it never
Be not troubled, Comrades! Ending it will never be an option on your ballots.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2018 08:06 AM (OiC69)
Other the the "Mystery of How Wasted am I Dude?"
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 07:52 AM (8ikIW)
One time some college buddies & I tried to solve this mystery by climbing into a tub and reading Shakespeare.
Posted by: Caliban at October 19, 2018 08:08 AM (QE8X6)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2uCNd1AVJo
Don't let this happen to you!
Posted by: naturalfake at October 19, 2018 08:08 AM (CRRq9)
Posted by: Caliban
With or without water?
Eureka!!!
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 08:08 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Skip at October 19, 2018 04:45 AM (T4oHT)
Nicely put.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2018 08:09 AM (5AuVV)
Posted by: JAS at October 19, 2018 08:09 AM (3HNOQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 19, 2018 08:10 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2018 05:22 AM (neVm7)
Time for lots of water, I think.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2018 08:10 AM (5AuVV)
Which is why the Arkansas ad is potentially so powerful.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2018 08:11 AM (CE5C/)
Posted by: zombie Randy Newman at October 19, 2018 08:01 AM (ctuyM)
Rumors of my death are greatly exaggerated.
Posted by: "Randy" Newman at October 19, 2018 08:11 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Nanacy Pelowsi and the
"Mystery of Are these my teeth? '
Posted by: Bruce at October 19, 2018 08:11 AM (8ikIW)
Trump Said Bodyslam!
Fake News: It was an attack on the First Amendment
Fake News is an attack on the First Amendment.
Posted by: Soothsayer at October 19, 2018 08:12 AM (m3SDW)
Has it been two whole daze? Here comes the weekend!
Posted by: Fritz at October 19, 2018 08:13 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: HA at October 19, 2018 08:13 AM (MAstk)
Which is why the Arkansas ad is potentially so powerful.
Posted by: t-bird at October 19, 2018 08:11 AM (CE5C/)
I love that ad. I'm from the South.
Posted by: m at October 19, 2018 08:14 AM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 19, 2018 05:22 AM (neVm7)
Time for lots of water, I think.
Posted by: m
Or a handful of Ex-Lax.
Posted by: JT at October 19, 2018 08:14 AM (Wz4xN)
Posted by: IrishEi at October 19, 2018 08:14 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 19, 2018 08:14 AM (Z216Q)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at October 19, 2018 08:15 AM (KCxuz)
Posted by: m at October 19, 2018 08:15 AM (5AuVV)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 19, 2018 08:15 AM (SIQsc)
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