aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
NPC Rogues Gallery: Cucks
If you missed the NPC Meme, see here.
From the Phantom Photoshopper, who may or may not disclose his identity later. BTW: The Phantom Photoshopper wants you to feel free to share these, particularly on Twitter. However, be advised, Twitter is banning anyone who uses the NPC meme. The left makes up reasons it can't be made fun of and the one they've offered here -- which Twitter has fully accepted -- is that calling someone an NPC is "dehumanizing."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: dIb at October 17, 2018 06:04 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 17, 2018 06:04 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at October 17, 2018 06:04 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Dangerously Cheezy at October 17, 2018 06:04 PM (5e45q)
Posted by: lin-duh at October 17, 2018 06:04 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (2NqXo)
#EndGraycism
#GrayLiveMatter
#NationalProgressiveCoalition
Posted by: NPC El Kabong at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (datdl)
This is actually creepy in a sort of surrealist way. Or that "Twilight Zone" episode where they put on the masks and that's what their faces become.
But fuck them all to hell just the same.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: avi at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (kSq2k)
Posted by: tommylotto at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (dYinJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: lin-duh
It's a meme that posits that the people who endlessly repeat the same SJW lines are not real people, but soulless computer-programmed "NPCs," non-human computer controlled characters who have only a limited pre-written script.
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: NPC 10101109 at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (q177U)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (qbU78)
Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (/tuJf)
But fuck them all to hell just the same.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton"
The grandaughter in that TZ epsiode was hot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (SkuXa)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (MQscF)
btw, ana navroo's arms are much fatter in real life.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (YJ1T6)
Those arms are way to thin for that waist.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic, formula sheet at hand at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Some NPC at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (eSx+E)
Let's see Max Boot, Cap'n Kristol, Rick Wilson. unknown, Tom Expert, and Jen Rubin?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (a0IVu)
That pose - The Cap'n Bill - is unmistakable.
"This here is the thinkmeat part, it's what does all my deep thinking. It's very heavy, that's why I have to hold it up like this. Of course, I wouldn't expect you to know anything about that sort of thing".
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (y87Qq)
I can't tell my NPCs apart from a distance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (5zvyt)
The Rick Wilson
Ana Navarro
The Expert
Jen Rubin
Posted by: JackStraw
nailed it.
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (TN1P5)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (ErJlX)
Why do they have the west coast game on early?
Peoples be dumb.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (NLLmE)
The fact that this NPC meme bothers them so much indicates how accurate it is. And that they know it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (xIBU4)
Orangeman did some good things, but is mostly bad.
Engaging Shapiro Prime Directives:
Retweet Ben Shapiro fan accounts.
Retweet Ben Shapiro interviews.
Retweet Ben Shapiro Youtube clips.
Retweet Ben Shapiro media appearances.
Retweet Twitchy links containing; "Ben Shapiro" + "owned" + "perfect tweet"
#ThugLife
Posted by: NPC Ben Shapiro at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (datdl)
Posted by: NPC #12599083487 at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (sryxB)
some of them have beady little eyeballs like maybe you oughtn't trust 'em.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (YJ1T6)
Just saw a meme.
Picture of Hillary Clinton: 0/1024th President.
Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (zRwJ/)
lol
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (vgwv+)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (f1Vqw)
Has bitchy Ben whined about this meme yet?
Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Chinese server hardware spies at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: exliberal at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (pd+Xc)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: Brian "Tater" Seltzer at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (UsCnO)
I can't tell my NPCs apart from a distance.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (bcbK
Max Boot is the one at the top and Boat Boy Billy is right below him.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (o4fG0)
Media talking heads aren't the actual leaders but they aren't your average "I say what Colbert tells me to say" bubbleheads either....
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: exliberal at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (pd+Xc)
Seriously.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (ErJlX)
Non-Player Character.
A gamer term for a computer animated filler character.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (MQscF)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (ffWPP)
If they did George Will, they could use the number 8 for his bowtie...maybe his glasses too. But I'd prefer not. Just the bowtie.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (mQENJ)
Seriously.
Posted by: LGoPs
> Computer AI. Usually found in video games. The joke is these people are just bots using limited logic parameters.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic, formula sheet at hand at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (eVIA2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (fuK7c)
Orangeman did some good things, but is mostly bad.
Engaging Shapiro Prime Directives:
Retweet Ben Shapiro fan accounts.
Retweet Ben Shapiro interviews.
Retweet Ben Shapiro Youtube clips.
Retweet Ben Shapiro media appearances.
Retweet Twitchy links containing; "Ben Shapiro" + "owned" + "perfect tweet"
#ThugLife
Posted by: NPC Ben Shapiro
...
LOL! Ben Shapiro Says a Thing and It is PERFECT
(end subroutine Perfect_Thing)
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (ffWPP)
===
With Metal Gear Solid sound effects
Posted by: Dr. RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (TN1P5)
#GrayLivesMatter
Posted by: NPCeidon at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:11 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (ffWPP)
A non-player character is any character that the game presents that is not controlled by a player. In RPG games, these characters are controlled by the game itself, and frequently have robotic/automatic actions and speech. They can only do what they are programmed to do. Just like SJWs.
Posted by: Revenant at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (sryxB)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (f1Vqw)
One of the best tracks on The Nominally Gold Experience.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (y87Qq)
NPCs are human shaped too.
Posted by: NPC El Kabong at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (datdl)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (xIBU4)
I am still gobsmacked that twitter purged hundreds of accounts over this. Even some accounts that just had used the NPC image. And they changed their user rules to outlaw "dehumanizing content."
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (OD2ni)
I want to see Ben's Busty Sis Abigail photoshopped with NPC's on her ginormous boobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (f1Vqw)
you don't *have* to update. remember, it's not obsolete until something better comes along.
Posted by: Anachronda still uses CP/M at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: NPC 10101109 at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (OoHuw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 06:10 PM (pw+jk)
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It is and this is why they are furiously trying to redefine it or shut down its use. Much like the word "Mob".
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (7GNTg)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:08 PM (fA1SL) "
Or a "Sims" crystal.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (ffWPP)
This reminds me of Ace's post a long time ago on GLADYS.
This also reminds me of that scene in Requiem For A Dream.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: All of the NPCs depicted in this thread at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (dEQP3)
***
The ability of the left to all, always stay on the same plan - even when the plan literally flips - is a strength for them.
Pointing out to the normies that the left is made up of a bunch of non-thinking cultists though flips that strength into a weakness.
Posted by: 18-1 at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (xIBU4)
I am still gobsmacked that twitter purged hundreds of accounts over this. Even some accounts that just had used the NPC image. And they changed their user rules to outlaw "dehumanizing content."
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (q177U)
It's in.the 1000's now isn't it? God I love being over the target like this.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (xIBU4)
btw, late-night fake "comedians" aren't done mocking Brett Kavanaugh
They're still at it.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (YJ1T6)
The 11.6 patch will update their idle dialogs. We're backed up trying to get new NPC scripts for the GOPe this week.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Northernlurker"
The women are Rubin and Fatty Navarro. The others are The Rick Wilson and "The Expert" (aka Tom Nichols).
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (OD2ni)
They're still at it.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (YJ1T6) "
Bad Supreme Court Man is a rapist. TV Comedian 1-3-45X is so brave for saying these things that many other people have said and that I believe. I mean it's current year and I'm literally shaking when I see Orange Man and Bad Court Man laugh at the plight of wamen.
Posted by: NPCeidon at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: NPC 10101109 (Not Russian Bot) at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (VJOLZ)
Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (NLLmE)
They all need a thrashing.... 19th century Congress stle.....
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:13 PM (ffWPP)
Actually I would like them all to be sent to NK's gulags for a year of breaking rocks and eating leaves.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (kQs4Y)
"Dumpf supporter BTFO'd."
-NPC #8653286429573109700547421806
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic, formula sheet at hand at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (eVIA2)
That pose - The Cap'n Bill - is unmistakable.
Posted by: hogmartin
So, he often uses his finger to clean out his ear when a camera is pointed at him? Odd.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (iiixZ)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (K3B2k)
That pose - The Cap'n Bill - is unmistakable.
Posted by: hogmartin
So, he often uses his finger to clean out his ear when a camera is pointed at him? Odd.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (+lVUW)
And then he sniffs and licks it.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (bcbK8)
You know... the ones who speak a language called Simlish?
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (7gJxk)
Kind of like how "safe spaces," "diversity," and "inclusion" never translated over to, you know, the other 200 million people in this Country that aren't Progressive.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (dZe7J)
Posted by: Max Power at October 17, 2018 06:12 PM (q177U)
How do they define "dehumanizing content"? That could be a very large category including satire, snark and a bunch of other stuff.
It's telling they purged those accounts instead of just a warning. People were not disobeying their current standards. So they created a standard & then did a retrograde purge.
Chilling. In a time full of ice chilling.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: buzzion
give him time. He'll start whining that it's an Alt-Right meme because most NPCs are nonhumans like orcs. Then after campaigning to deplatform people using this meme, he'll whine that someone is protesting one of his boring ass geek college talks.
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
SE Cupp doesn't even need a script -- she knows EXACTLY what Fake News wants her to say?
If anyone is a loyal robot, it's SE Cupp. She recites the fake republican Narrative with ernest.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: steevy at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (mCMQ5)
My human snark is PERFECT according to popular website Twitchy. I am always OWNING and DESTROYING those liberals with my Twitter account.
Oh no, OrangeMan has compared sagging prostitute's facial structure to an equine. This makes me feel bad feelings. Insulting others on Twitter is not acceptable.
I will snark at OrangeMan on Twitter to teach him this lesson.
Posted by: NPC Ben Shapiro at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (datdl)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (OD2ni)
---
Meet me in the OrgazmoTron, far aft!
Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (kQs4Y)
It's de-humanizing which is entirely appropriate and called for.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (NLLmE)
Nope. They've - through allowing themselves to be programmed - dehumanized themselves. We're just noticing it and goofing on it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: buzzion
give him time. He'll start whining that it's an Alt-Right meme because most NPCs are nonhumans like orcs. Then after campaigning to deplatform people using this meme, he'll whine that someone is protesting one of his boring ass geek college talks.
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
Halflings HATE orcs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: 13times at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (K3B2k)
I'd accept an SE Cupp robot.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (OD2ni)
Please Laugh!
Posted by: The NPC Latenight "Comedians" at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (o4fG0)
Posted by: Some NPC at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Kreplach at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: buzzion
give him time. He'll start whining that it's an Alt-Right meme because most NPCs are nonhumans like orcs. Then after campaigning to deplatform people using this meme, he'll whine that someone is protesting one of his boring ass geek college talks.
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
If he says something that stupid then he'll just prove that he's no different than the likes of Bill Kristol.
Posted by: buzzion at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (7GNTg)
Hahahahaha
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (7gJxk)
Blue Wave!
Posted by: NPC #12599083487 at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (sryxB)
It's de-humanizing which is entirely appropriate and called for.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:14 PM (NLLmE)
Nope. They've - through allowing themselves to be programmed - dehumanized themselves. We're just noticing it and goofing on it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:17 PM (5jVnA)
I'm not against it. I love it. Especially since it seems to be leaving a mark.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (NLLmE)
https://tinyurl.com/ydy3zn8p
Posted by: Smiling Jack at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (yDxHh)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (xIBU4)
The Old Gray Lady?
How...surprising.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (bcbK8)
"Dumpf supporter BTFO'd."
-NPC #8653286429573109700547421806
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic, formula sheet at hand at October 17, 2018 06:15 PM (eVIA2)
"New Progressive Cucks"?
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Tom Servo
If he thinks that it makes him look like Don Draper, and will get him Don Draper level action, he's flattering himself.
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (nFwvY)
What is NPC?
Seriously.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (ErJlX)
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NPC=Non-Player Character. It's a video game thing. NPCs are the human-appearing objects in a game, with which the human player interacts. NPCs look like people, and move like people, and may speak like people. But they're not really people. So just like an SJW retard or Bill Kristol.
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (1RoAT)
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
*grunts in disapproval*
Posted by: NPC Villager from Minecraft at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (o4fG0)
Sort of reminds me of an unused concept for a Led Zeppelin album cover.
Very sort of mid 70s Hipgnosis/George Hardy vibe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: NPC Ace"
I find it sad that someone that is about 4'10" and weighs about 80 pounds pushes for people to make thig life memes about him.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (OD2ni)
does that mean I'm a graycist?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (dMvl+)
SE Cupp used to pretend she was a libertarian, so some here liked her shit.
But every time she was on bill maher's tv show, she played the dummy.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (ffWPP)
I loved her in the leg chair but even back then there were people here that disliked her.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (xIBU4)
Here's further proof, as if we needed any, that this NPC meme is based on truth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
Halflings HATE orcs.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 17, 2018 06:18 PM (bcbK
Actually, there are a LOT of player character Orcs out there in various games...
Posted by: For duh HORDE! at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (OMsf+)
Nice. maybe Neo is good too - they like neo- and alt- for some reason
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (7GNTg)
Yes. Their only speech and actions are programmed.
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: zeera at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (sZx4g)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (kNZrL)
"The house was run by Fredo. So Senator Geary has nothing but our friendship."
- - Tom Hagen esq.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: nerdygirl at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (+lVUW)
Lololol..
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (XROPS)
Are NPCs people who lack the ability of independent thought and action?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 17, 2018 06:19 PM (7GNTg)
Not people. Automatons. But that is the essence.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: NPC Ben Shapiro
this sock is on the money.
Posted by: concrete girl at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (Zxy5I)
btw, in case you haven't heard, Eliz Warren's fake dna stunt backfired on her BIGLY, and by that I mean even Fake News turned on her.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (ABjxW)
I think you're right. Neo works better.
"NeoProg Cucks".
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (OMsf+)
Pretty much.
For a guy that markets himself as hip and cool with those young kids and their mee-mees, he sure as hell doesn't understand internet culture or online trolling in the least.
Posted by: NPC El Kabong at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (datdl)
Talk about not having any self-respect.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:16 PM (PbpT7)
*grunts in disapproval*
Posted by: NPC Villager from Minecraft at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (o4fG0)
Zug Zug....
Posted by: For duh HORDE! at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (NgKpN)
+++++++++
Don't know. Lady Fortune seems to have forgotten about her ever since she dyed her hair blond. Was much hotter when she was brunette. I just watch her for the brilliant analysis, of course, but there may be others out there...
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Masks For Sale at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (QLvwG)
They'll copy AntiFa and say they are AntiNPCs.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: kallisto at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (ugwJg)
Wasn't there some sort of Maoist political party like 20 years ago called NPC? Some black dame named Lola Falana or something was the frontman?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (/9p9e)
Those SJWs must really be thin skinned and fragile people if they are insulted by a little mockery. They seem able to dish it out well enough, judging by that street video from Portland that was posted earlier.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby"
Ron Jeremy found his body. Seriously.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (OD2ni)
Very Picasso or Leger like faces.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (/9p9e)
Hard to tell without those stupid glasses.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (kNZrL)
After throwing a party and getting it on with his newest, hottest employee, then being found dead the next morning by The Hedgehog? Sounds less like irony and more like a life well lived.
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (OMsf+)
This is the most fun and funny meme ever.
"A good tactic is one your people enjoy."
- some debil-worshipping Commie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (HaL55)
SE Cupp doing the "Halftime Report" on Red Eye back in the day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ek7I8i-NJ0
Now, after that leg show, she later wrote some piece lamenting sexualization and the male gaze and all that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (7gJxk)
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (OMsf+)
Nice. maybe Neo is good too - they like neo- and alt- for some reason
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (ABjxW)
Neo Eunuchs....
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (NgKpN)
Those SJWs must really be thin skinned and fragile people if they are insulted by a little mockery. They seem able to dish it out well enough, judging by that street video from Portland that was posted earlier.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (oYD2h)
Believe it or not, SJWs are even more thin skinned than Obama.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (KP5rU)
Now, do this to one of more of those celebrities 'splain stuff videos ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (kNZrL)
Trump is coming to Wisconsin next week.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (KP5rU)
He heard grammie's requests!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (7gJxk)
Posted by: NPC Democrat at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NPC SJW at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (r+sAi)
Then she went full retard.
Posted by: publius,"
I was always wary of her. It just seemed odd for someone on our "side" to constantly trumpet their atheism like she did. It doesn't bother me if someone is, but just seems like a lefty thing to go on and on about it.
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (7gJxk)
In his younger days he looked like a chubbier Ben Stiller.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:26 PM (/9p9e)
Fortunately, I don't recognize any of these persons, excepting Cap'n Billy, and him only because of the pose.
Same here. I figured one of them had to be JenRub but I guessed the wrong one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (HaL55)
They are all bad jokes, but Boot with his stupid fucking fedora inspires murderous rage.
Posted by: radar at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (UGkSr)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:24 PM (f1Vqw)
------------
Sure, while doing her shows in her trademark tight sweaters. No hypocrisy at all, there.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: mallfly the Queen of Kings at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (L01V2)
I don't get this....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 17, 2018 06:04 PM (kufk0)
You aren't the only one, lin-duh. The whole "cuck" and "NPC" thing eludes me completely.
(resumes rummaging in closet for rain gear)
Posted by: creeper at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (7xXFn)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (KP5rU)
Local Congresscritter running for reelection was on the local radio show today. Said we could expect a visit from Trump here in Georgia in the next week or two.
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (ABjxW)
You could cat scan Bhussein with tracing paper
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)
Talk about not having any self-respect.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:23 PM (ErJlX)
Well, that is true of the Right too...until Trump shook things up. I'm sorry to say it, but it took people on the Right a long time to realize the same thing about their eLites.
It is still true that we are surprised when they do their jobs...what we elected them to do. Like Graham during Kav. I still expect him to revert back to mushy.
The Walkaway movement on the Left is them coming to their senses. For many on the Right it was Trump.
JMO, of course.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Captain NPC at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (a0IVu)
Bigger? Prolly not. A payday most likely.
I'm thinking most of the industry works like this: Employers tell him/her to dance, he/she asks "How high?" Only the rare birds get enough independent power to write their own ticket/show.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: trev006 at October 17, 2018 06:07 PM (qbU7
Its a good look for her. She should stick with it.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (XROPS)
It's de-humanizing which is entirely appropriate and called for.
-------------------
How do you de-humanize non-humans anyhow?
Posted by: Stu-22 at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (1RoAT)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)
Trump is coming to Wisconsin next week.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (KP5rU)
He heard grammie's requests!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 17, 2018 06:25 PM (a0IVu)
I hope it's to the People's Republic of Madison. NPCs will be out in full force.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Joey at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (W+vEI)
*makes notes in journal*
They're gonna rue the day ...
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:29 PM (oYD2h)
SE did several of those leg show bits on Red Eye.
Here's some thigh n boots:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MoOVwQE0pw
There's another one where she's wearing some striped stockings.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:29 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Jen Rubin's Cats at October 17, 2018 06:29 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (HaL55)
--------------
I recognized Captain Cuck, Wick Rilson and Anna Navaro. Don't care who the rest are.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 06:29 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: chinese rock at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (agW01)
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (XROPS)
more siliconey, i would think
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (NmR1a)
...and mind the Geiger counter, sir.
Posted by: Codsworth at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (1vxqS)
--
Have you seen the elder scroll?
Posted by: Captain NPC at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM
---------------------
No, but I've got a new jigsaw that I like OK.
Posted by: irright at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:30 PM (ABjxW)
Los Angeles Country, 118%...
so, are the extras REAL NPCs?
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (NgKpN)
I think the leftists are just pissed that they didn't think of this NPC stuff first. after all, they're the smart ones.
Posted by: mallfly the Queen of Kings at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (L01V2)
They did. They called us all bots. And we joked about it and mocked them for it. Plenty wore it as a badge of honor.
The difference is we have a sense of humor.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (dbLhB)
Pay for this, you will!
No human life form mocks our identifies as female and identifies as male leaders!
Operation Ahoy! will teach you rude human life forms some manners.
Posted by: :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: NPC josephistan at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (Izzlo)
Nah bro, you're right no matter which one you think is her --- because they're all the same!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ABjxW)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MoOVwQE0pw
++++++++
(sniff. sniff) We miss you Roger Ailes!
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (db5dt)
So the left is saying he was cut into little pieces and then thrown in the trash while in a legally protected environment.
SO, like an abortion. I thought the Left liked abortion.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: mallfly the Queen of Kings at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (L01V2)
Leftist has the worst memes. Hitler, racist, transphobic blah blah blah.
And they are humorless scolds. College campuses are places to destroy lives and souls.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (NgKpN)
I haven't seen an embarreling like that in quite a while.
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (ErJlX)
Eu-knuckleheads.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (jDF8P)
TWEETS? DISASTER! DEMONS????
GOD SAID MAN SAID DOT COM!
Posted by: Captain Whitebread, 1/1024th Hero at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Cuckstar Rick Wilson at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2018 06:32 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Cuck Kristol at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (nDe2U)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (mQENJ)
I wonder how that will turn out for them.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (o4fG0)
The fact that this NPC meme bothers them so much indicates how accurate it is. And that they know it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 06:09 PM (f1Vqw)"
And they're afraid it will get legs and go viral.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (QAdJD)
Lost in Fargo.
Like a movie trailer
Posted by: Redenzo at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (14qvS)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:27 PM (OMsf+)
-----------
It is not on his schedule yet, but I hope it is, soon. Kemp is not running a very visible campaign. It should be nowhere near this close at this point.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cap'n Kristol at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (kQs4Y)
The difference is we have a sense of humor.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (5jVnA)
Not just bots. *Russian bots*
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Nelson Muntz at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Tentotwo at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (ABjxW)
endlessly repeat the same SJW lines are not real people, but soulless
computer-programmed "NPCs," non-human computer controlled characters who
have only a limited pre-written script.
Posted by: NPC Ace at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM (PbpT7)
If you can't pass a Turing test, you might be an NPC.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (qUahL)
There were three in one thread the other day.
Even the Barrel is still getting over it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ffWPP)
35 pounds.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (xIBU4)
Lost in Fargo.
Like a movie trailer
Posted by: Redenzo at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (14qvS)
Put er in the chipper, yep....
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (kNZrL)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: LGoPs aka Gustave Flaubert at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (dbLhB)
You hear this bullshit?
The Melania "lookalike," who doesn't look anything at all like Melania, in that stupid garbage rap video says, get this, she's receiving death threats!
And she wants everyone to know!!
Inside Edition, a garbage tv show for idiots, is indulging the whore, by "interviewing" her tomorrow.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (YJ1T6)
Even the Barrel is still getting over it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (fuK7c)
Tell me about it...
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (qUahL)
Miley daywalking?
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (5jVnA)
Illegals killed about 25 Americans TO FUKN DAY and no journalist gives a fuk!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (JFO2v)
Functionally, nothing, but SE Cupp at least is easy on the eyes. Hard looks like Doctorrrrrr Ford's retarded little sister.
Posted by: radar at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (UGkSr)
soon. Kemp is not running a very visible campaign. It should be nowhere
near this close at this point.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 06:33 PM (I16G
It was inferred that it's all but set; the delay in announcing is because the Secret Service hasn't reconned and cleared the venue yet, but were in the process of doing so.
Posted by: Bert G at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (ffWPP)
Pretty sure that's not going to get rid of it.
In fact, I'd bet on seeing 5,000 new NPC accounts by the end of the week as a result.
Trolls like to troll, but they LOVE to drive people insane.
Posted by: NPC El Kabong at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (datdl)
Lucky we were only in the 200s. Can you imagine a 1000 post copy/paste. The epicness. (Not sure that is a word)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (6eEQ+)
Just wait a half a thread and someone will be here for me to tap out.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: NPC BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (mQENJ)
logprof got three in one thread once.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (y87Qq)
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (y87Qq)
Commentator, read thy own poast.
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (y87Qq)
Performance art?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM (y87Qq)
Deserves a nutpunch!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (JFO2v)
It felt as though millions of hamsters cried out in agony and were suddenly silenced.
I fear something terrible has happened.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (y87Qq)
Hide yo kids. Hide yo wife.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:36 PM (5jVnA)
LOL!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ErJlX)
People need to make NPC costumes, grey smock over head + paper-machete NPC masks, and go out and perform FLASH MOBS as NPCs. Show up to high traffic areas in "support" of vulnerable Democrat senators. Hold up lefty protest signs but translated into NPC "pseudo-code". Imagine seeing a kid NPC with a sign...
player.vote == OrangeMan.friend {
self.future = deprecated
}
...also, I'd love to see scene of Antifa-NPCs "glitch out" and attack an Orange Julius, misidentifying it as a TRUMP-PENCE campaign HQ.
Posted by: Serious Cat at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (neVm7)
What we need, since the HQ will never go to a nesting or voting comment style, is a way to tag comments that are really good. Then put them on the front sidebar instead of the latest.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (kQs4Y)
There were three in one thread the other day.
Even the Barrel is still getting over it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (fuK7c)
If that's the "new normal", then maybe it no longer rates a barreling.
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (sdi6R)
Here's another SE Cupp Redeye Leg Show appearance:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y899hgn9
Animated .gif
Now, remember, after all, she wrote about what a pig Trump was toward womyns.
Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Who is Roy, anyway??
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (YJ1T6)
The one in the barrel.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:35 PM
way to tell him
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (NmR1a)
Roy? Did you pack up your wife and send her off to Australia where she was given the name 'Crazy Cora?'
(obscure reference to Quigley Down Under.)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (ffWPP)
What did you just do?!
It's like you want to go to the barrel.
Omgawd. LOL
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (mQENJ)
Here's further proof, as if we needed any, that this NPC meme is based on truth?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fHfgU8oMSo
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 06:21 PM (HaL55)
Wow, that is some serious dumbass luck that all those tv stations wrote the exact same story.
Yeesh
Posted by: Captain NPC at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
I was replying to Roy. I had to quote the post so he'd know which one I was talking about.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (y87Qq)
Proof? Their new hotness recently was 'milkshake duck'.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:28 PM (fA1SL)
Daisy Hogg killed David Hogg quickly when she came on the scene.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (r+sAi)
Braking Fake News:
Access Hollywood Has Audio of President Trump Killing Shaggy the Saudi Journalist
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (YJ1T6)
155 Someone needs to Photoshop a cast of clapter NPCs as the studio audience on the late night shows.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:20 PM (ABjxW)
Please do! We don't deserve the shame that their misappropriation of our identity brings to us!
-- Barking Seals Local 525
Posted by: :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (pNxlR)
well, the new "normal-o", at any rate.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: bananadream at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (YR7aL)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)
--------
My thoughts exactly. A major improvement.
Her other face----yeeeeesh.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (jUVms)
Please do not mess with HTML or whatever the hell the language is.
Thanks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (/9p9e)
Old Sanskrit, JJ......
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (ffWPP)
A fairly odd couple it is.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (dbLhB)
I shall call them Bert and Ernie.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: Cock Curious Cuck Cruise Captain Crystol at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (F2F1Y)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 17, 2018 06:34 PM (4ErVI)
A 10-year-old child's mannequin.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (RVcmP)
It felt as though millions of hamsters cried out in agony and were suddenly silenced
If Roy didn't do em in, hogmartin did.
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (fuK7c)
This guy gets it.
Posted by: hogmartin
Cool. Still a barreling. I hope you and Roy can agree on a choice of lube.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (fuK7c)
Let me explain the #EvilParty and the #GoodParty thing to all of you.
In Texas, where the #GoodParty runs the law,
if a guy gets drunk, decides to have an affair with his secretary, and
on the way to the motel drives off a bridge and dumps his car into a
bayou, leaves her in the car to die, then comes back the next morning;
he will be charged with felony hit and run, and vehicular manslaughter,
and spend 15 years in prison.
However, when Ted
Kennedy did the same thing in Massachusetts, where the #EvilParty runs
the legal system, he got a two month suspended sentence.
Posted by: An Observation at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (fkfY0)
That's coming in Pixy 2.0. With Platinum Membership, of course.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (QLvwG)
I was replying to Roy. I had to quote the post so he'd know which one I was talking about.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM (y87Qq)
Weak baby, weak.
But, nice try.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (mQENJ)
Only an estimated $513.4 million cash jackpot Friday.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (dbLhB)
Question. If the NPC theory is accurate, and I believe it is, then who wrote the NPC's code??
Who was phone??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
Cool. Still a barreling. I hope you and Roy can agree on a choice of lube.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (fuK7c)
I'm just thankful Ace had bleached the bunghole.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:41 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 06:41 PM (YpbDB)
Posted by: NPC Concerned Conservative at October 17, 2018 06:41 PM (3PvTL)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:41 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:41 PM (ErJlX)
A fairly odd couple it is.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:37 PM (dbLhB)
I shall call them Bert and Ernie.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:39 PM (mQENJ)
Hogmartin and Roy.... Magic Act?
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
no tigers in that one.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)
The shmuck below him - Rick Wilson I guess? - is familiar but I wouldn't have known the name or who he writes for.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (y87Qq)
Don't send me all your money!
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (ABjxW)
yeah. uptwinkles. that always works. at least that's what i was told by my wife, morgan fairchild.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
Right there beside who's bitch.
Posted by: Golfman at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (OgScI)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Cocaine Turtle at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (n9EOP)
+++++++++++
IQ, my friend. I.Q.
https://tinyurl.com/ycgmmdu8
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (db5dt)
yeah. uptwinkles. that always works. at least that's what i was told by my wife, morgan fairchild.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (xGZ+b)
Wow... really? She out of therapy yet?
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (NgKpN)
I'm naive when it comes to these things.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 06:43 PM (ErJlX)
You DON"T want to find out personally. Trust me.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
Roy and Hogmartin sittin' in the pee . . . .
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (DIosY)
Threadwinner!!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 06:45 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:45 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:45 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:45 PM (YJ1T6)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 17, 2018 06:45 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: the Butcher at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (DIosY)
Only an estimated $513.4 million cash jackpot Friday.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (dbLhB)
---
I really feel good about this one, Anna! We can hold our own Horde cruise!
Note: I plan to take the ship to the Horn of Africa, and maybe the Spratlys. I wanna try out my SuperBrownNote3000.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM
yeah. what the hq really needs is some way to identify comments. like maybe a comment number. or a posting time. or something like that.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (NmR1a)
Yeah, joking.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (9qZ3S)
Challenge accepted. We won't send you all our money. We will, however, donate an old barrel. Barely used. And by barely used, I mean horribly, irreparably used.
Posted by: The Horde at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (NmR1a)
and a randomized hash.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
Roy and Hogmartin sittin' in the pee . . . .
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (5jVnA)
B-A-R-F-I-N-G
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (pUDQf)
No, that is the Like feature on Facebook, which even the creator regrets. It causes an echo chamber too.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (mQENJ)
If you move the mouse up,or down, it will highlight the line above or below. With HTML, this could also mean highlighting tons of wild stuff.
SO then you copy or cut, and you just got the exact opposite of what you intended. This is a particular problem in small text boxes, like the search line or form fields. Try to highlight a word, and as you move the mouse a tiny fraction, ususally just as you click, the wrong stuff is highlighted.
THis would be so f ing easy for an AI to fix. But no, the ai are all too busy telling us that we need another toaster since we just bought one we must be a collector and want dozens.
And yet the smartest guys in the world are all telling us that AI will take over all our jobs. Well, maybe Roy's....
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (oYD2h)
379 The NPC meme needs one with a small tasteful mustache, because you know who had a mustache...
hercule poirot?
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (xGZ+b)
Marie Harf is 1, here:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88mj5o5
She's next to Katie Pavlich on Outnumbered there.
Speaking, of Katie she was spoting a sassy new hair do last night. Bangs.
Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (f1Vqw)
If they aren't, at least you get feedback right away. Usually the next comment.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (/tuJf)
Personally I really hate when people reference a post number or post time.
It's much nicer when they post the comment, so I don't feel the need to scroll back up to find out what they're talking about.
Of course that rule of thumb has limits. If you're responding to a long comment, I think it's best to quote it only partially.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (9qZ3S)
Question. If the NPC theory is accurate, and I believe it is, then who wrote the NPC's code??
Who was phone??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
______
If (Event.Tweet == orangemanbad)
{
Run SoBrave.exe
}
Elseif (Event.Tweet == BenShapiro)
{
Run ConcernedConservative.exe
}
ElseIf (Victim.Race != White)
{
Try (Perp.White = Racist)
Catch ( Perp.Race = WhiteHispanic)
Catch (Perp.Race = WhiteAsian)
Catch (Perp.Race = DaJoooz)
Return DasRacist.exe
}
ElseIf (Gender == Woman || Gender == NULL)
{
Run MuhPatriarcy.exe
}
ELSE
Run Orangemanbad.exe
Posted by: NPC Kernal Code at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (3PvTL)
I really feel good about this one, Anna! We can hold our own Horde cruise!
Note: I plan to take the ship to the Horn of Africa, and maybe the Spratlys. I wanna try out my SuperBrownNote3000.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:46 PM (kQs4Y)
Do we have to buy a ticket in order to go on the cruise?
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:50 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (ykYG2)
Katie Pavlich is sporting the new sassy bang do on her Twitter page:
https://twitter.com/katiepavlich
Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (f1Vqw)
No, not voting. Just a tag that is only used to put it on the sidebar.
Not voting at all. or likes.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (2sCft)
Oh yeah! As they do not matter! They have all of these words to say and say them all and IT DOES NOT MATTER.
All the Trigglypuffs and Emmas and Stormy Whores will never ever matter! Not 1 single bit. Because none of their own cares if they live or die as they are bricks. When they realize we do not care their life are wasted.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at O
that's stupid. why would you want this to turn into facebook or worse? besides, who cares what everyone thinks? the best comments are the least appreciated. who wants commenting for the lowest common denominator?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (sdi6R)
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No, just rush the security queue at the docks.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:06 PM
You say that like it's a Bad Thing.
Posted by: NPCTrigglypuff at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (ctuyM)
Pavlich needs to be careful. She looks like she's packing on the pounds in a hurry.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (9qZ3S)
just downvotes and eat shits
Posted by: x
**
It is the way of our people.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (fA1SL)
Question. If the NPC theory is accurate, and I believe it is, then who wrote the NPC's code??
Who was phone??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pUDQf)
______
If (Event.Tweet == orangemanbad)
{
Run SoBrave.exe
}
Elseif (Event.Tweet == BenShapiro)
{
Run ConcernedConservative.exe
}
ElseIf (Victim.Race != White)
{
Try (Perp.White = Racist)
Catch ( Perp.Race = WhiteHispanic)
Catch (Perp.Race = WhiteAsian)
Catch (Perp.Race = DaJoooz)
Return DasRacist.exe
}
ElseIf (Gender == Woman || Gender == NULL)
{
Run MuhPatriarcy.exe
}
ELSE
Run Orangemanbad.exe
Posted by: NPC Kernal Code at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (3PvTL)
Hats off to you, fine Moron. Well done!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 06:52 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:52 PM (kQs4Y)
{
Run SoBrave.exe
}
Elseif (Event.Tweet == BenShapiro)
{
Run ConcernedConservative.exe
}
ElseIf (Victim.Race != White)
{
Try (Perp.White = Racist)
Catch ( Perp.Race = WhiteHispanic)
Catch (Perp.Race = WhiteAsian)
Catch (Perp.Race = DaJoooz)
Return DasRacist.exe
}
ElseIf (Gender == Woman || Gender == NULL)
{
Run MuhPatriarcy.exe
}
ELSE
Run Orangemanbad.exe
Posted by: NPC Kernal Code at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (3PvTL)
The NPC meme is like an introduction into coding
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 06:52 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: NPC Former Republican at October 17, 2018 06:52 PM (3PvTL)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 06:49 PM (ykYG2)
I thought it would be Tattoine for some reason.....
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:52 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 17, 2018 06:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (LWu6U)
Triple-clicking (on MacOS anyhow) will select everything between linebreaks, which can isolate a paragraph. But that doesn't help if you want to include the poster/timestamp/hash string.
And dragging your finger to select on a phone or tablet is a flippin' nightmare, since that's the same gesture you use to scroll.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 06:53 PM (y87Qq)
257 So.... SE Cupp.... Marie Harf.... what, really, is the difference?????
+++++++++++
IQ, my friend. I.Q.
https://tinyurl.com/ycgmmdu8
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (db5dt)
Marie Harf as Dr Squeaky hair
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 17, 2018 06:53 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: NPCTrigglypuff at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (ctuyM)
daughter of flubber
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 06:53 PM (JFO2v)
It's much nicer when they post the comment, so I don't feel the need to scroll back up to find out what they're talking about.
Of course that rule of thumb has limits. If you're responding to a long comment, I think it's best to quote it only partially.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:48 PM (9qZ3S)
well, even better why not include the stamp line with the quoted text so the whoever you are responding to knows you are commenting to them.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:53 PM (MTjB1)
https://www.theyachtmarket.com/boats_for_sale/1471499/--Do you get sails with that, or are they optional at extra cost?
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 06:53 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (9qZ3S)
++++
Preggers???
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 17, 2018 06:54 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:54 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:53 PM (MTjB1)
jeeeesh, calm down
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
https://tinyurl.com/y6v6oblo
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 06:54 PM (ykYG2)
Not voting at all. or likes.
if it quacks like a duck, it drinks a milkshake.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:55 PM (NmR1a)
384 Hogmartin and Roy.... Magic Act?
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (NgKpN)
Roy and Hogmartin sittin' in the pee . . . .
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:44 PM (5jVnA)
B-A-R-F-I-N-G
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)
First comes AIDS, then comes herpes . . . .
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 17, 2018 06:55 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:55 PM (dbLhB)
you want to take this on your cruise
https://www.fraseryachts.com/en/yacht/seawolf/
9600nm range, fully faired, steel hulled, ice strengthened sea-going tug.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 06:56 PM (dbLhB)
Armored train and Zombie Mongol Heavy Mech Infantry. It's a balanced investment and retirement portfolio.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:56 PM (fA1SL)
also, ios likes to draw the "cut | lookup | whatever" menu right on top of the thingie you're supposed to drag.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 06:56 PM (NmR1a)
https://tinyurl.com/y6v6oblo
That site has some hijacked ads, cause it just popped up a "your version of Chrome is outdated, please update" redirect that tries to get you to install some malware.
Posted by: The Barrel at October 17, 2018 06:57 PM (f1Vqw)
The Judge has consistently worked to become nutless since his stint in the Fox sin bin earlier --ironically for being correct about the alleged dirt on Trimp being ginned up overseas.
Guess Napolitano got too close to the truth and....
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 17, 2018 06:57 PM (FUJZT)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:50 PM (nFwvY)
yeah, a little common courtesy people
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:57 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:57 PM (MTjB1)
The NPC in the hat hasta be Drudge...
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:54 PM (ffWPP)
************************
Max Boot
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 06:58 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:50 PM (nFwvY)
yeah, a little common courtesy people
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 06:57 PM (nFwvY)
so that is funny
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: The Barrel
It was.....distracting.
Posted by: pep at October 17, 2018 06:58 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 06:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 06:54 PM (ffWPP)
************************
Max Boot
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 06:58 PM (hECVl)
Drudge would have a white fedora, I suppose.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (4QFZR)
[Enter Marie Harf, spokeswoman for LightBringer's State Department]
Marie Harf: So, like, I mean today, the....uh.... State Department, like, did talked to this other Country or something, and, like, President Obama totally killed it."
Jim Acosta, CNN: "How did that make the President feel, Marie?"
Marie Harf: "Well, you know, um, it was totally cool and President Obama was just so brilliant and so penetrating, and stuff like that."
April Ryan, American Urban Radio Networks: "Is there anything that President Obama can't do brilliantly Marie?"
Marie Harf: (giggles) "I think, like, I answered that question for you...um.... in every State Dept. press conference this year, April dear. But, like, the answer is TOTALLY no."
[Cut to Jake Tapper, CNN]
Jake Tapper, CNN: "There you have it folks, CNN can confirm that its own reporting that President Obama is brilliant. We will now continue with our hard-hitting interview of President Obama where we dig into questions about this week's sports picks and his plans for his Presidential Library."
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (db5dt)
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NPC obama staring at Clint Eastwood's empty chair in confusion.
Someone please make this happen
Posted by: Methos at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (CPS8G)
Posted by: Farmer at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (yJ1e6)
Then just tell people to quote the whole threadwinning comment above that text. That way we, the commenters, would have a way to promote a comment.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (LWu6U)
If my trust fund from some relative I've never heard of finally comes that would be the type of yacht I'd buy. Love expedition yachts.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 06:59 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 06:57 PM (MTjB1)
telling a woman to calm down isn't very smart.
especially one who knows where to fasten the electrodes for maximum intensity.
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 07:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 17, 2018 07:00 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Storm Daniel's Gyno at October 17, 2018 07:00 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 06:38 PM
Oh, darlin', submariners, they're the best.
Posted by: NPCGrotonopotamus at October 17, 2018 07:00 PM (ctuyM)
I really didn't think it would turn out to be true. Someone successfully bought C4 and all of the necessary triggering apparatus online?
I suppose it's possible, but I really didn't think it was likely.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:00 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Northernlurker at October 17, 2018 07:01 PM (YpbDB)
It's like turning without signaling. *I* know where I'm going, so what's your problem?
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 07:01 PM (sdi6R)
Those would be the VISIBLE parts. The parts you cannot see might be okay. Thats why she looks kinda cute if you wear a blindfold.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at October 17, 2018 07:01 PM (In2xl)
I'm pretty sure Orangemanbad.exe has a function for that.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 07:01 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: John F'N NPC Kerry at October 17, 2018 07:01 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: pep at October 17, 2018 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
and shortly after that, the sidebar will be drowning in lace wigs and cat filters.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 07:02 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 07:02 PM (OiC69)
Armored train and Zombie Mongol Heavy Mech Infantry. It's a balanced investment and retirement portfolio.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 06:56 PM (fA1SL)
I'll spend half on hookers and blow. The rest I'll just waste.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2018 07:02 PM (Dqz20)
Posted by: JackStraw at O
yes they, expedition yachts, are definitely the way to go. not those seagoing winnebagos that sail in circles in the med.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (dbLhB)
and shortly after that, the sidebar will be drowning in lace wigs and cat filters.
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 07:02 PM (xGZ+b)
The sidebar would contain 100% ONT comments.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (4QFZR)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (ysOGz)
Clint Eastwood, who is 88 years old, has a nood movie coming out -- MULE.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
good to see Shirley McLane getting work
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
(I code, so I know what I am saying is relatively easy to do)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (LWu6U)
I'll spend half on hookers and blow. The rest I'll just waste.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
**
In GECSphere, first you get the armored train and the Zombie Mongol Heavy Mech Infantry, then you get the money, then you get the hookers and snow.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (ysOGz)
He's their god king.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (pUDQf)
If you just copy/paste part of the comment, no one remembers who posted it, and the one person who made the comment can ignore the intended insult without losing face by failing to protect his/her honor and character. Less chance for a fight.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at O
Yes it does! even if you are entering the harbor opposed! You only need ramming speed and the brownnote3000 and you will be the empress of murmansk.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (MTjB1)
The HQ could have an auto generated comment "nood" whenever a new post is put up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (LWu6U)
It looks like John Goodman to me, but it can't be.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (4QFZR)
good to see Shirley McLane getting work
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Didn't she used to be somebody ?
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Dqz20)
The NeverTrumpsters have that fixed shit eatin grin, forced smile, as they expose their DC Democrat inner child nature.
Posted by: illiniwek at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Cus5s)
"Can't #endpoverty without ending capitalism!"
Source: https://bit.ly/2pY62Ve
*blink*
*blink*
A fashion magazine aimed at teen girls?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (9qZ3S)
If you just copy/paste part of the comment, no one remembers who posted it, and the one person who made the comment can ignore the intended insult without losing face by failing to protect his/her honor and character. Less chance for a fight.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at O
not sure how long you have been her but is is always personal here.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)
good to see Shirley McLane getting work
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Didn't she used to be somebody ?
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Dqz20)
yes, in previous lives.
Posted by: Roy at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (ABjxW)
Not voting at all. or likes.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 06:51 PM (LWu6U)
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You say that, but you know things like Roy's entire-thread pasting would get all the uptwinkles and then break the sh*t out of the sidebar.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (pZDmQ)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at O
who sent you mother jones or google?
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (oYD2h)
No it doesn't.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: garrett at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (0rQUm)
--
Hello...hello...hello...hello...hello...
Posted by: Storm Daniel's Gyno at October 17, 2018 07:00 PM
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OH THANK GOD... I thought no one would ever find me!!!
Posted by: Lost Camera Man at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Didn't she used to be somebody ?
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Dqz20)
She was a contenda.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Zombie Lavrentiy Beria at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (ysOGz)
I don't think he ever even notionally affected conservatism, unlike the ones pictured, some of whom still make half-assed noises about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (y87Qq)
Clint Eastwood, who is 88 years old, has a nood movie coming out -- MULE.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:03 PM (4QFZR)
Is he going to play a curmudgeon?
Posted by: Emmie at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (4HMW8)
SJWs are a play designed to make us want Obama back.
Posted by: mrshad at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (kkNqO)
If you'll help me find my keys, we'll drive out of here.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (2IntH)
Posted by: The Arguments Dept. at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (ErJlX)
What if it's an Undernood? Which thread gets the call?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (LWu6U)
Hmmmm...No!
Posted by: The Hamsters at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)
WHy is this bad?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (LWu6U)
"Can't #endpoverty without ending capitalism!"
Source: https://bit.ly/2pY62Ve
*blink*
*blink*
A fashion magazine aimed at teen girls?
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (9qZ3S
I thought anal would end poverty according to Teen Vogue.
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (xIBU4)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:08 PM (yQpMk)
A Two Mules for Sister Sarah reference.
You don't see those in the wild anymore.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (Evws/)
lol
love the typo. I've not been 'her' for a long time.
Posted by: Old Dan, the Muffin Man at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (oYD2h)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:06 PM (MTjB1)
WHy is this bad?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at O
everything you have suggested is terrible, like you are trying to npc or mob the hq.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: x at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (nFwvY)
Didn't she used to be somebody ?
Posted by: jsg at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (Dqz20)
Heh.
Many somebodies.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (mQENJ)
Clint Eastwood, who is 88 years old, has a nood movie coming out -- MULE.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
I knew you were going to say that.
Posted by: The Mule at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Auto generated comment at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Autogenerated Comment at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (2IntH)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (pUDQf)
The HQ could have an auto generated comment "nood" whenever a new post is put up.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM
What, and eliminate the plentiful opportunities to kvetch about people not posting a nood on the old Thread?
Are you against Truth, Justice, and the American Way?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: X-tendo Man at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (/VBnz)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (4QFZR)
Amazing. Mom's up there in the 80's, neighbor's 88. They couldn't do 1/100th of that.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:04 PM (ysOGz)
I don't think he ever even notionally affected conservatism, unlike the ones pictured, some of whom still make half-assed noises about it.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:07 PM (y87Qq)
Good point. I used to like him. (hangs head in shame)
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (ysOGz)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (fA1SL)
Heh. If Pixy Misa had any coding skill...
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Autogenerated Comment at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (ErJlX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at O
how do I like this comment? just go with the usual here, here and beatings and banishment for everyone who disagrees.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Simplemind at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (ZuGkg)
Here's one of my favorite scenes, Shirley and Clint Eastwood in the final scene of "Two Mules for Sister Sarah":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jw6ZgK656wk
"Who the hell wants to see you dressed?"
Shamefully rapey, Clint is there. #MeToo.
Seriously, the SJWs would shit themselves at that scene.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Yes it does.
No it doesn't
But I come to the HQ for the abuse not the
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:12 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:05 PM (MTjB1)
Eris on the bridge of that ship is a fearsome thought...
and I want a ticket!
Posted by: Cocaine Turtle at October 17, 2018 07:12 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 07:12 PM (Ydn2k)
Amazing. Mom's up there in the 80's, neighbor's 88. They couldn't do 1/100th of that.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (Ydn2k)
Mother-in-law is 92 and she was pretty spry and independent up until a few years ago.
Hope Clint stays sharp and mobile and goes in his sleep watching a rerun of Kellys Heroes.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:12 PM (/9p9e)
Goes perfectly with my coal-powered dumb mobile phone. Which is also perfectly adequate for my needs.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (4QFZR)
OTOH, all the white makes me spend less time here, so maybe that is good. (Shutty!)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (mQENJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
What are we, chopped liver?
Posted by: Guns 'N Elbows at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (ctuyM)
The alternative seemed a bit ghoulish.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (ErJlX)
Check out the album cover art for Alice Cooper's "Muscle of Love."
The ironic ad in front of the bar that says "wrestle live female!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (/9p9e)
But muh Canada and Sweden.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Teen Vogue at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (1g7ch)
Too bad. They haven't a clue what horrors await them.
-
Fashion thrives under communism. The burlap sack look is particularly fetching.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Sean Connery is also 88.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (4QFZR)
I wonder if he still has a hankering for "poo-see galore."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (/9p9e)
I have them crossreferenced by curse word, Hillary alcohol type, and bewb presence.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (2IntH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sean connery at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Auto generated comment at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Autogenerated Comment at October 17, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)
Made me think of Cheech Marin outside the bar in " From Dusk to Dawn...."
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 17, 2018 07:13 PM (mQENJ)
The grey on grey is nice.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 06:05 PM (/9p9e)
Cool.
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (ysOGz)
"Einstein" is right about that.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:09 PM (Evws/)
like nobody here ever ignores an intended insult!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at O
My dick just farted at a bolus.
I guess we're done here.
Posted by: naturalfake at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (9X624)
Posted by: Teen Vogue at October 17, 2018 07:14 PM (1g7ch)
Wasn't that the theme song to a Brooke Shields movie?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Teen Vogue at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (1g7ch)
No AZ rally yet announced. Dunno if AZ has any toss-up House races. Senate race simply cannot be close, really.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (QDnY+)
The alternative seemed a bit ghoulish.
Posted by: LGoPs at October 17, 2018 07:11 PM (ErJlX)
The actual Lace Wigs spam is a little more horrifying every time you read it. After a few lines you start to get the crawly feeling that the spammer isn't really interested in selling Real Human Hair because then they won't have any Real Human Hair to pet, which they've begun to realize is the only thing that can make them feel real feelings any more.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Doc Brown at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (7xbmA)
Are you against Truth, Justice, and the American Way?
Posted by: Duncanthrax
I put it to you, Greg - isn't this an indictment of our entire American society?
Well, you can do whatever you want to us, but we're not going to sit here and listen to you badmouth the United States of America. Gentlemen!
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (dbLhB)
Speaking of welding...
I just bought a $100 welder from Harbor Freight. I wonder if it'll work...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (4QFZR)
Posted by: Doc Brown at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (7xbmA)
"Baby Let Me Bang Your Box"
- - Robyn Byrd
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (2IntH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doc Brown at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (7xbmA)
What the hell am I supposed to do with that?
Posted by: Joe Walsh at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (pZDmQ)
Speaking of welding...
I just bought a $100 welder from Harbor Freight. I wonder if it'll work...
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (4QFZR)
Lick your finger and touch the end...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (/9p9e)
https://twitter.com/ThinGrayLine01/status/
1052644728368496640
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Hrothgar at O
hq default assumption is that every comment on a comment is an insult.
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: josephistan at October 17, 2018 06:42 PM (Izzlo)
Thank you - I've been cracking up for the past half hour!
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Anachronda at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (NmR1a)
"Can't #endpoverty without ending capitalism!"
--
This is actually true. Capitalism is the only system that even acknowledges that things like wealth disparities exist. With a sufficiently authoritative system, anyone who suggests poverty exists gets shot and thrown in a ditch. Nobody says poverty exist=poverty doesn't exist.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (bZOES)
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (9qZ3S)
I just bought a $100 welder from Harbor Freight. I wonder if it'll work...
I have both their stick welder and their wire welder. They seem to work fine but remember that they are just "hobby" welders. Less than 2 minutes of work followed by 20 minutes of cool down.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Doc Brown at October 17, 2018 07:16 PM (7xbmA)
What the hell am I supposed to do with that?
Posted by: Joe Walsh at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (NWiLs)
"My DEE-Lor-ee-ann does eighty-eight,
I can't do hookers,
but masturbate..."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (6eEQ+)
Is it Wednesday??
Posted by: kraken at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)
You know why Strelnikov liked armored trains...
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 07:18 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Butthead at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (6eEQ+)
OrangeMan followers tease gray men!
Gray leader says dehumanize BAD! Ban!
OrangeMan bad!
Dehumanize bad!
{Blue screen}
Posted by: Last Version NPC at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (aTFPA)
hq default assumption is that every comment on a comment is an insult.
Posted by: yankeefifth
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The fart-knocker raises a good point.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (qUahL)
The shmuck below him - Rick Wilson I guess? - is familiar but I wouldn't have known the name or who he writes for.
No, no, no. We're not supposed to refer to NPC's by name, just numbers. That drives them even further nuts.
They are difficult to tell apart, aren't they? And they all pretty much say the same predictable crap all the time. How apt. No wonder they're pissed at this meme, I mean besides the fact that they couldn't think of it first since they're all so smart and edgy and hip and oh-so-much-better-than-us.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:20 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:20 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:17 PM (MTjB1)
Bug off mate!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:20 PM (n9EOP)
You know why Strelnikov liked armored trains...
Posted by: Hrothgar
**
Ha! I love this place!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:20 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Pull my finger.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (hAdu/)
That's not his finger
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (yQpMk)
No poor = no jobs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (pZDmQ)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (qUahL)
brilliant!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Just like the average Moron's sexual performance!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:22 PM (Evws/)
Ride bolus, ride.
In search of an Eldorado.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (4mUNO)
73 cucks sailed,
on Kristol Blue Per-sway-zhin's ship...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:22 PM (/9p9e)
You're full of shit, Palp.
Wow, that didn't come out right.
My apologies.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
http://bit.ly/2Cmtset
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I have one. I quite like it. Ocassional stovepipe.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)
https://bit.ly/2CUs4AO
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:23 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (qUahL)
I've already seen this on the twitters!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:23 PM (n9EOP)
No poor = no jobs.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (pZDmQ)
The lifestyle disease business is doing very well - could replace the poverty business
Posted by: batterup at October 17, 2018 07:23 PM (U2JQS)
Now I lost my license and I don't drive
I ride in limo's, ride in the back
Play with my chemistry set in case of attack
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:23 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Anna Puma
*
617. You're full of shit, Palp.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
*
The canal just got twenty feet deeper.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI)
https://youtu.be/O1tA5lQDea8
Posted by: BourbonChicken at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)
Come to think about it, that's the average Moron's fart performance too. Hmm.
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (Evws/)
If the opportunity ever arises, go to Hue. Look at the two tiny causeways the Marines fought their way across to retake the Old City during Tet.
All of them should have a medal.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (2IntH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (yQpMk)
news.rub.de/english/2018-10-17-archaeology-buried-salt-centuries
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (jm1YL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (WlPiF)
No one ever says anything stupid here. Please proceed.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:26 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:26 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)
His guests are only props. The guests are forced to listen to a Dobbs go on and on and on....
Dobbs is Hannity bad. Real bad.
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at October 17, 2018 07:26 PM (FUJZT)
Oh, nice. Shave the face down to get it featureless.
Posted by: t-bird at October 17, 2018 07:26 PM (NpvYf)
1/2 the Circular Error Probable of a Hellfire.
Posted by: DaveA at October 17, 2018 07:26 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (qUahL)
brilliant!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 07:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Stole it from a commenter on God Emperor Trump's FB page )
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:27 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 07:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
++++++++
(snort)
Did it have a rosewood interior?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 07:27 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (yQpMk)
For a second I thought you meant "to re-spawn all the NPCs so their dialogue trees start from the top again".
If you like that better, I can continue to believe that's what you meant.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)
..........
Yep, that's why I miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (HgMAr)
Wealth is a relative measure.
Give everybody the same amount of money, you know who's poor? Everybody.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:24 PM (fA1SL)
You'll be down to bedrock soon!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (n9EOP)
Do on one of those white pumpkins for maximum creepiness.
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (jm1YL)
I think I'll carve an NPC face on my pumpkin this year...
That's done been done already. It's out there on that Intarwebz thingy somewhere.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
Meanwhile, Nick Searcy and others are having fun batting Ben Sasse around like a puppy with a toy, on the twatters. Ol' Ben apparently has yet another book out - word is, he's disappointed in us. Troubling.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (oVJmc)
BUT, I thought diversity was GOOD?
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (jm1YL)
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The man is a machine. He's 17 years older than me, and his schedule would put me in the hospital or the morgue.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (fA1SL)
Allegra Akbar
Posted by: saf at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (n9EOP)
Betty or Wilma?
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:29 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)
..........
Yep, that's why I miss all the good stuff.
Posted by: wth at October 17, 2018 07:28 PM (HgMAr)
Downgrades you to cardboard membership!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (/9p9e)
Congratulations. You're the Antichrist.
Well done.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Obama has got to be bitter. And that warms the cockles of my heart.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Hah. So true.
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 17, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI)
I like this one:
604 Jimmy Fallon humanize OrangeMan!! OrangeMan bad! Jimmy Fallon bad!
OrangeMan followers tease gray men!
Gray leader says dehumanize BAD! Ban!
OrangeMan bad!
Dehumanize bad!
{Blue screen}
Posted by: Last Version NPC at October 17, 2018 07:19 PM (aTFPA)
Posted by: m at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (ysOGz)
Posted by: OrangeMan bad at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (aTFPA)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 17, 2018 06:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Not me - I'm retarred.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (qUahL)
And it's JJ Sefton with the win!
Now we can haz nood?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (HaL55)
I'd hit the post button but I'm not sure if that is kosher.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (/9p9e)
Hannity is now a full hour of Opening Monologue with commercial breaks. If guests/panelists are paid, it's the easiest paycheck they'll ever get.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
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True dat!
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (HaL55)
May I borrow a cup of brimstone and treacle?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:32 PM (/9p9e)
It's a trap!
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at October 17, 2018 07:34 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)
Oh you said treacle... my bad,
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:34 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:35 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 07:35 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: Hawt Nood Tease at October 17, 2018 07:35 PM (WlPiF)
>> Not me - I'm retarred.
And a bit overinflated from what I hear.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:34 PM (f1Vqw)
Oh, you're in trouble now.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:36 PM (qUahL)
https://tinyurl.com/y9oxu8jy
https://tinyurl.com/ydehdsjj
https://tinyurl.com/yazsc2sp
And here's the jack-o'-lantern one (if no one posted one, above):
https://tinyurl.com/yaxjbzu3
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:36 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Hrothgar
Diversity is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:36 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:30 PM (/9p9e)
Congratulations. You're the Antichrist.
Well done. "
All that and the Weather Machine too!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 07:36 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:36 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (6eEQ+)
----------------
The multi segmented, multi part questions he asks guests right before talking right over them are why I find his show unwatchable.
A good guy who has done good things, but Just. No. to his shows.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Tom Nichols aka Experty McExpertface at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (aTFPA)
"The Left Believes in Trickle-Up Poverty"
https://pjmedia.com/blog/the-left-believes-in-trickle-up-poverty/
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (HaL55)
May I borrow a cup of brimstone and treacle?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:33 PM (/9p9e)
This is a fine example of why it is so hard to explain this place to anyone!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (n9EOP)
You know I think that's the best definition of the concept that I've ever heard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (V2Yro)
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Well, it's about damn time!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (+y/Ru)
Surprised PDT hasn't given her a nickname yet. Maybe we'll hear something at the AZ rally.
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)
This is no longer the dick and fart jokes thread; it's the poetry thread.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)
Are you telling me "Kyrsten Sinema" is her real name?
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Tuna at October 17, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)
Broomhilde
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (TmqOV)
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (I16G8)
But just the Libs are *upset*?
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 07:36 PM (V2Yro)
Don't forget the weaponized sharks!
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (n9EOP)
Loved that movie.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 17, 2018 07:34 PM (fA1SL)
"Hmm. Idea for a song..."
- - Shondells-less Tommy James
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (NLLmE)
Sure! Shove your classical education in our faces by quoting Socrates. You probably know it in the original Greek too.
Now that's insulting!!!
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (pUDQf)
Frasier Crane without the intellect and homo brother.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (CRwSV)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (I16G
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But come on, he has the best guests come on his show and nod, and say "You're right, Sean" as he quoted the parts he likes of their hard won reporting.
Posted by: Tom Nichols aka Experty McExpertface at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (aTFPA)
No, that's the name she was given by the Coven. She's evolving.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 07:41 PM (Z9C5C)
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2018 07:41 PM (KCxzN)
And AnnaPuma is #667, The Neighbor of the Beast.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Gladys Kravitz
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 17, 2018 07:40 PM (4mUNO)
Is that how Lenny Kravitz got the name for the band?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:41 PM (/9p9e)
( my tablet after writing Trump after President countless times still just gives me Jug Ears as a option)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:41 PM (T4oHT)
No, that's the name she was given by the Coven. She's evolving.
Posted by: Fritz at October 17, 2018 07:41 PM (Z9C5C)
"I know, right?!
- - Reality Winner, Zephyr Teachout
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (/9p9e)
"Diversity is the lube that helps slip the dildo of dysfunction into the ass of a civilized society."
What good is diversity if nobody understands your joke because they aren't from here and have absolutely no clue what you're talking about because they barely have a toehold on English?
TuCa was right to axe the question "How TF is diversity supposed to be a strength?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:39 PM (pUDQf)
**********************
I like Hannity and I'm not old.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (hECVl)
You know I think that's the best definition of the concept that I've ever heard.
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 17, 2018 07:37 PM (V2Yro)
I agree.
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (z2W2E)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (pUDQf)
"FIRST!" at Hot Air, in other words.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: yankeefifth at October 17, 2018 07:27
Yeah, I'm wondering why we should care about some Muslim Brotherhood azzhole who was friends w/ bin Laden?
That Judith Miller is one pinched-face nasty piece of work IMO.
Posted by: Farmer at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (jDF8P)
No wonder Ford Prefect thought his name was normal... heck these flakes and flukes are normalizing Zaphod Beeblebrox
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (hECVl
Sure your not. Suuuuurrrreeeee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (pUDQf)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQgAhEB5OF4
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess
Are you going to punish me?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (f1Vqw)
AoS Stylebook says the preferred usage is
" Mistress, are you going to punish me? Please!"
Posted by: Hrothgar at October 17, 2018 07:44 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (f1Vqw)
I'm thinking about it, but it will be delayed gratification. Revenge tastes best served cold. Or at least body temperature.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:44 PM (qUahL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 07:44 PM (dUJdY)
+++++++++
I watch Hannity, but do grow tired of the repetitive slogan schtick. Effective, I suppose, in the sense of the phrases injected throughout our own echo chamber ... "Bought-and-Paid For Phony Dossier ".... but oh lord.... Check. I get it, dude, and I agree with you. Don't need the re-inforcement every 2-3 minutes.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (db5dt)
This is the best description of diversity I've ever heard.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (afjNA)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (T4oHT)
If it keeps money away from Sheldon Whorehouse or any other previously considered safe seats, good!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM
260 comments to go.
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (T4oHT)
It's ridiculous.
The President character is so earnestly earnest he comes off as retarded. The people you're supposed to like are bold and beautiful and strident and pure-- the people you're not supposed to like are mustache-twirlers who probably eat kittens for fun. And guess who pwns who.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (dUJdY)
When Moe Vaughn was with the Mets, we called him Move On.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:46 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:46 PM (pUDQf)
Anyone have Mistress Flame's contact info?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (dbLhB)
Just look into a mirror and repeat her name 3 times.
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:46 PM (T71PA)
Or Newark and Trenton voters. Either/or
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (ykYG2)
I think there's a very creative business opportunity here!
Posted by: Hrothgar's Political Consulting Services at October 17, 2018 07:47 PM (n9EOP)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:47 PM (T4oHT)
+++++++++
I watch Hannity, but do grow tired of the repetitive slogan schtick. Effective, I suppose, in the sense of the phrases injected throughout our own echo chamber ... "Bought-and-Paid For Phony Dossier ".... but oh lord.... Check. I get it, dude, and I agree with you. Don't need the re-inforcement every 2-3 minutes.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 07:45 PM (db5dt)
He really is so overrated. Limbaugh is light years better. And Levin as well.
I should get Hannity's slot.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:47 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:47 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:47 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 07:48 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:48 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:47 PM (/9p9e)
???
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:48 PM (T71PA)
I had 666.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:48 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:49 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 07:49 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:49 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: lin-duh
It's a meme that posits that the people who endlessly repeat the same SJW lines are not real people, but soulless computer-programmed "NPCs," non-human computer controlled characters who have only a limited pre-written script.
Posted by: NPC Ace
~~~
Oh.
Ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha. ha.
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 07:49 PM (Roy2Z)
https://twitter.com/OrwellNGoode/status/
1052603761074552832
There are a couple of good NPC memes in the replies too. (It's not a long thread, BTW.)
Posted by: andycanuck at October 17, 2018 07:49 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (xIBU4)
Melania, our FLILF, is just that hot. It's a hazard.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (T4oHT)
And he enjoys every minute.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 17, 2018 07:49 PM
be honest, Joe...you don't come here for the baseball
Posted by: AltonJackson at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:48 PM (/9p9e)
I get 1066 or the faceless guy dies.
Posted by: William the Conqueror at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:42 PM (hECVl
Sure your not. Suuuuurrrreeeee.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:43 PM (pUDQf)
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My mom turned me onto him during the Obama years and I really like him because he's not a traitor and he fights. We need more people like him on our side.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (hECVl)
Jeebus, who goosed Jennifer Rubin in that pic? She's not had that, "Oh, oh, oh, what's that?" look in years.
Posted by: :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Old Blue at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (gEvQ8)
Wife is watching 'Designated Survivor' on Netflix, because she has no taste in TV shows.
It's ridiculous.
B'Gal and I watched 3 episodes and gave up on it. Sheesh, what dreck.
*sigh* I miss24.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Axeman at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (aTFPA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (/9p9e)
https://bit.ly/2CUs4AO
Posted by: bonhomme at October 17, 2018 07:23 PM (9qZ3S)
I wish Da Nang Dick could be involved somehow--- in a really humiliating way.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (XROPS)
Melania, our FLILF, is just that hot. It's a hazard.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (f1Vqw)
I'll accept this as the likely cause.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (pUDQf)
Great. One of women who Heitkamp leaked the identity/info fears her abuser is now stalking her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (/9p9e)
There has to be lawsuits coming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:52 PM (pUDQf)
My mom turned me onto him during the Obama years and I really like him because he's not a traitor and he fights. We need more people like him on our side.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (hECVl)
Sean and rrh sitting in a tree ...
Posted by: :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| :^| at October 17, 2018 07:52 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (/9p9e)
Is that sueable?
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:52 PM (NLLmE)
This is the best description of diversity I've ever heard.
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IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S TALKING ABOUT PUTTING A PRETEND DONG UP YOUR BUTT.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (Roy2Z)
I wish Da Nang Dick could be involved somehow--- in a really humiliating way.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (XROPS)
I was kind of hoping he would swallow the bait like Fauxcahontas did. But it shut him up for sure.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (/9p9e)
Great. One of women who Heitkamp leaked the identity/info fears her abuser is now stalking her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (/9p9e)
There has to be lawsuits coming.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:52 PM (pUDQf)
Little people don't get recourse against Their Betters(TM).
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Old Blue
If he was smart, he'd use $2 million to campaign with, and lose and disappear with $36 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (hAdu/)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (T4oHT)
That's how Ricky Nelson died, but then again his plane was a DC-3.
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (sdi6R)
DM story on FLILF flight fire:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6286455
Look at the business chic outfit she was wearing.
Jesus, she's hot.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 17, 2018 07:50 PM (f1Vqw)
I'll accept this as the likely cause.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (pUDQf)
The first plausible argument for men's asbestos lined underwear.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - No Consigliere? Can't Nuke From Orbit? Restock your Cliches at The Outrage Outlet! at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (0QYMt)
++++++++
Levin, unquestionably, the best. Limbaugh's great because he's supernatural in seeing through the chess moves that intersect politics and the Progressive movement. But Levin's the real deal. Smart, knowledgable and a true-blood Individualist. He's a real gem on our side. Hell, he LITERALLY got the ball rolling on the Deep State investigation with his "wait a minute" moment when he pointing out the New York Times' (dumbfucks as they are) own article referenced conversations within Team Trump that were recorded. He was the one that asked the question "did the Obama administration spy on Trump?" and took a full frontal from the Progressive media for his efforts. Cheers, Mr. Levin. Hope the family is well.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:51 PM (/9p9e)
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I hope this is being reported on the ND local news.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:55 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:55 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:55 PM (WlPiF)
She looks like a wrinkled, redheaded fireplug.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:55 PM (/9p9e)
I hope this is being reported on the ND local news.
Heh, that's a good one. Now you pull my finger...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 07:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: tu3031 at October 17, 2018 07:56 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:55 PM
Ginger Hillary.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:56 PM (WlPiF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
The answer to every shouted question between now and election day will be "Yes, i will protect ethanol subsidies and fracking."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 17, 2018 07:56 PM (2xR5z)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 17, 2018 07:56 PM (dbLhB)
Posted by: eleven at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (NLLmE)
He died New Year's Eve 1985-86.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:57 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 17, 2018 07:54 PM (KP5rU)
That's hilarious.
Posted by: rickl at October 17, 2018 07:57 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 07:57 PM (Roy2Z)
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Hahaha.
This nic will get you banned on twitter.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:58 PM (hECVl)
Less than 2 minutes of work followed by 20 minutes of cool down.
Yeah, I saw that.
I bought it for emergency stuff -- just to have around the house.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 07:58 PM (4QFZR)
Problem is there are people on our side on his show and they can't get a word in edgewise. He's in such a hurry to steal their thunder that he simply will not let them finish a point. These guests do the dirty work of investigating, and they are invited on TV to watch Hannity steal the punchline. He does this incessantly. It's so bad sometimes that I'd call it a sort of plagiarism.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 17, 2018 07:58 PM (6eEQ+)
+++++
I'm not stalking you, dearest, I just want to talk all about the election and what you're doing these days and stuff.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 07:58 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Old Blue
If he was smart, he'd use $2 million to campaign with, and lose and disappear with $36 million.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 17, 2018 07:53 PM (hAdu/)
Hmm.... ya know? If'n I was running a State, I'd pass a law that said State wide or local races could ONLY be financed by Local or State money.
The precedent has already been set and ruled Constitutional because the Feds won't allow foreign money.
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 07:57 PM (Roy2Z)
C'mon, he's a democrat. That sweet cash is all his own.
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (T71PA)
About the only Lefty Hannity could handle was the late Alan Colmes. He does not handle callers well at all, IMHO and he's just not that grounded in history and the law.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 17, 2018 07:55 PM (WlPiF)
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I'm thinking her no vote on Kav was her resume enhancer for whatever talking head/think tank job she has lined up, as well as her book deal.
She was already down by 10 points when she cast that vote.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: The Stick Figure-American Community at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (Ndje9)
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I'm not stalking you, dearest, I just want to talk all about the election and what you're doing these days and stuff.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 07:58 PM (db5dt)
It puts the lotion on its skin, or we'll start talking politics agin???
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 07:57 PM (Roy2Z)
Yeah, some Dem operatives on Fox today were saying that he absolutely should keep the money. Heh.
Posted by: Old Blue at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (gEvQ8)
Of course not. It's ban-worthy to mock someone for mouthing repetitive stock phrases, but it's perfectly okay to accuse someone of being a horrible rapist.
Posted by: mr_jack at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (57l0O)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: tu3031
~~~
Thanks. Were I Commish, no extra innings; instead, a shootout!
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (Roy2Z)
Of course not. It's ban-worthy to mock someone for mouthing repetitive stock phrases, but it's perfectly okay to accuse someone of being a horrible rapist.
Posted by: mr_jack at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (57l0O)
He was a horrible rapist - never raped anyone. A really good rapist, on the other hand...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
If he was smart, he'd use $2 million to campaign with, and lose and disappear with $36 million.
Last time I checked, Ginger Island was only around $14M or so.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at October 17, 2018 08:01 PM (HaL55)
So for that, I thank them.
Posted by: LASue at October 17, 2018 08:01 PM (XROPS)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 08:01 PM (4QFZR)
Posted by: tu3031
~~~
Thanks. Were I Commish, no extra innings; instead, a shootout!
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (Roy2Z)
Bat boy cage Match...
Posted by: Don Q at October 17, 2018 08:02 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rickb223
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You .make it sound so wonderful!
Posted by: Shep at October 17, 2018 08:02 PM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 08:02 PM (pUDQf)
Of course not. It's ban-worthy to mock someone for mouthing repetitive stock phrases, but it's perfectly okay to accuse someone of being a horrible rapist.
Posted by: mr_jack at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (57l0O)
He was a horrible rapist - never raped anyone. A really good rapist, on the other hand...
Posted by: Insomniac at October 17, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)
Twitter will not ban Calypso Louie for comparing the Jews to termites.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 08:02 PM (/9p9e)
Of course not. It's ban-worthy to mock someone for mouthing repetitive stock phrases, but it's perfectly okay to accuse someone of being a horrible rapist.
Posted by: mr_jack at October 17, 2018 08:00 PM (57l0O)
There are those who say that Twitter gets paid by the word for every mindless repetition of liberal talking points on their site.
Posted by: DR.WTF? Jimmy crack corn and I don't care at October 17, 2018 08:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)
Levin (as RichardWindsor pointed out) has a thorough knowledge of both and is smart enough to use them. He's also an excellent interviewer who knows what to ask and when to listen.
I just wish he didn't sound like the lead singer for The Vindictives is all.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 17, 2018 08:03 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at October 17, 2018 07:59 PM (pUDQf)
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Texas registered a large amount of Dems voters recently... which has me a little worried.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 08:03 PM (hECVl)
+++++++
Like power corrupts absolutely, media personality corrupts absolutely. Once you cross the line into wearing makeup on TV.... Hannity's earned himself a healthy ego and I'm sure some of the Jon Solomon and Sarah Carter stuff that Hannity steps all over is somewhat about Hannity seeing himself and his show as an incredibly successful and wide-reaching platform and in exchange for letting Sarah Carter and Jon Solomon onto it, Hannity gets to step all over your shit.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 17, 2018 08:03 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at October 17, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
~~~
Agreed. It wasn't my speculation, just in the article.
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 08:04 PM (Roy2Z)
Now Donnelly in IN - not sure what he was thinking. Unless he also has that certain feeling.
This is not a formal and final prediction - actually doesn't differ much from what I've expected for months - but I think all the vulnerable red state Dems are gone. And one or two surprises outside that category.
But the violence, and the jaw-dropping crap like Heitkamp's stunt, and the ongoing Project Veritas humiliations (which will continue - I think today he said there was more to come, in almost all the contested Senate states) - against the backdrop of the economy and Kav and the endless zero-traction gambits of the Beltway Dems. Potentially a very, very big blow-out for the GOP.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 17, 2018 08:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess - my people are not NPCs at October 17, 2018 07:32
IIRC we are about the same age, very close. I'm hoping I can do SS before full retirement, we shall see. Jules will start taking hers at 62, starts this Dec. That will help and maybe I can get out before 66 yrs and 2 mths.
I'd like to enjoy life a bit more befor I get too decrepit. LOL
Posted by: Farmer at October 17, 2018 08:05 PM (yJ1e6)
This nic will get you banned on twitter.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 17, 2018 07:58 PM (hECVl)
I self-exiled myself from there a couple of years ago. Somehow or another I screwed up the Twitter app on my iPhone when I did and now I can read maybe one out of every four twitter references from postings here.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 17, 2018 08:05 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: socalcon at October 17, 2018 08:05 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at October 17, 2018 08:05 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Eromero at October 17, 2018 08:06 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 17, 2018 08:01
Oh no you don't, still got 150 to go
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 08:06 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Notsee Nazi at October 17, 2018 08:07 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Skip at October 17, 2018 08:06 PM (T4oHT)
I will work harder.
Posted by: Boxer at October 17, 2018 08:07 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Yossarian at October 17, 2018 08:12 PM (qUahL)
They're still at it.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo
That will change with the next software update.
#twoweeks
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 17, 2018 08:19 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Peggy at October 17, 2018 08:41 PM (fx8EZ)
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