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Pennsylvania Democrat Official Forced to Step Down from Position for Posting Offensive Meme on FaceBook: "I Stand for the Flag, I Kneel for the Cross"

That's where the Stalinist Democrat party is at.

It's too bad that AllahPundit didn't get his wish and get President Hillary so we could be spared some spicy tweets from Trump and instead be subjected to authoritarian oppression.

By the way, the legal fees that Horseface McBukkake is going to have to pay will "not be insignificant," the New York Times says.

By the way, since the Dainties are all butthurt about the "Horseface" insult, may I suggest Trump use the classier line, "Why the schlong face?"

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:13 PM




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1 Foist?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:13 PM (I16G8)

2 Well, to a Democrat - that's just offensive.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:14 PM (ZTWVa)

3 Keuchel already on the ropes.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:14 PM (ZTWVa)

4 Can anyone out cuck Allahpundit?

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (mCMQ5)

5 >> I suggest Trump use the classier line, "Why the schlong face?"


Hahaha

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (ZTWVa)

6 I hope this gets a lot of press. A possibly sane Dem was forced out because he's a patriot who believes in G-d (or is at least willing to say that he is). The optics on that are just great.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (I2dne)

7 Slowly at first...then quickly.

Their descent doth quicken.

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (q177U)

8 To Democrats, it's the moral equivalent of calling for all Republicans to be led to the guillotine, if recent events are to be believed.

Posted by: anotheranon at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (N+nol)

9 This winning is getting to be so good, the NPCs are even taking their own NPC scalps for us.


Thank you, President Trump.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (5jVnA)

10 Well the hell you say.

Posted by: Concerned in Bullpiss, Pa. at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (yhf6w)

11 Bearded Cross Man Bad.

Football Man + Nike Spokesman Good.

#ImpeachDrumpf
#BlueWave
#EndGraycism
#CantEvenCurrentYear

Posted by: NPC El Kabong at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (datdl)

12 >>>4 Can anyone out cuck Allahpundit?


CAN I?!?!

Posted by: NPC BILL KRISTOL at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (PbpT7)

13 BURN HIM!!!

Posted by: NPC Democrats at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (o4fG0)

14 Yes, Calm Mentor, you are first.

We need to remake The Crucible with the witches changes to Dems.

And the heroic heretic, DJT, will be the one to ask for more weight. Allahpundit need not apply.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 16, 2018 05:15 PM (hyuyC)

15 They've really lost their fucking minds. Really.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (2sCft)

16 White Patriarchy!

Posted by: NPC at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (vDqXW)

17 These evil bastards are trying to start a war. We won't light that candle but we will for damn sure burn it the fuck down.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (myjNJ)

18 >> I suggest Trump use the classier line, "Why the schlong face?"


That's not very NPC. You should apologize.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (ABjxW)

19 Can anyone out cuck Allahpundit?


He can't help it. It's his coding.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (hEJU3)

20 Say what you want about NPCs, but at least they actually deal with their issues and engage in politics, no matter how slimy they are.

Analpundit hides behind snark and tweets more about goddamn Stormy Daniels than Andrew Brunson. He hates us, obviously, but employing him shows "conservative" corporations like Salem hate you too.

Posted by: trev006 at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (qbU78)

21 Another #WalkAway in the making?

Posted by: T at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (2PXwn)

22 When the Hell is Trump going to release the un-redacted FISA documents?? Get on with it man!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (2sCft)

23 "I smack them on the ass and tell them to 'Pay My Legal Fees!'."

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (ZTWVa)

24 And yet, still a Dem

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (dMvl+)

25 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Not enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

26 "Former Marine and a Gulf War veteran"

------------

And he thought he had a place in the Dem Party?

Posted by: Decaf at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (ZoD7w)

27 Neo-politically-correct.

Posted by: NPC at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (vDqXW)

28 Willowed:

Im going to Gino's East in Chicago this week...

What's the verdict on them?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I prefer Giordano's, myself.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (hAdu/)

29 He had to step down? Wth?! I guess I need to read the article.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (dP3gR)

30 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Not enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)
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That's not been my experience.

Posted by: Stormy at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (vDqXW)

31 Serving in the military is no guarantee that a person is not a political retard.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (mCMQ5)

32 >>Im going to Gino's East in Chicago this week...

>>What's the verdict on them?



Their thin crust sucks.


Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (ZTWVa)

33

Ahhh, a Democrat got kicked.

He went to low.

Trump and Horseface? They went low, Trump kicked high.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (2I4LM)

34 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Not enough.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)

*chuckles menacingly*

Posted by: Al Swearingen at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (xPJvm)

35 Horseface is an insult. I can't even. This is the Year [2018].

Literally shaking.

Owning the Libs is bad.

Impeach Drumpf so we can Own the Cons.

Posted by: NPC Allahpundit at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (datdl)

36 schlonged, bonged, and KingKonged ...
the new "slam, bam, thank you ma'am"

Posted by: illiniwek at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (Cus5s)

37 30 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Not enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)
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That's not been my experience.
Posted by: Stormy at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (vDqXW)

Come sit next to me and we'll discuss it.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (xJa6I)

38 Well, to a Democrat - that's just offensive.
Posted by: garrett


Well just fuck them in their squeakhole.

I stand for the flag and bend knee for the Cross.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (hAdu/)

39
I'm willing to wager the squishy middle ground of every election is not-so-much-squishy this time around.

Could the left fvck up any worse?

They're basically going with an election model that requires 110% turnout in every major city.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (URwyc)

40 I stand to go get more chips and beer from the kitchen.

Posted by: Mark Salvas - Democrat Mobbed by Reality at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (9qZ3S)

41 Christopher Lee in an episode of Charlie's Angels.Cool.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (mCMQ5)

42 Democrats.

Hate the flag. Hate God even more.

Any questions?

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (l9jsO)

43 28 Willowed:

Im going to Gino's East in Chicago this week...

What's the verdict on them?
Posted by: San Franpsycho


I prefer Giordano's, myself.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (hAdu/)

Go for it. Make sure to get a good local beer to wash it down too. Dozens of choices.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (ABjxW)

44 Democrats kneel for Satan.

Posted by: Chris M at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (eAZVt)

45 He is a Nazi.

This is a recording.

Posted by: National Preemptive Counter-narrative at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (vDqXW)

46 When am I going to learn not to read the blog and drink at the same time?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (XKZwp)

47 State Rep. Ed Gainey (D) told KDKA that the posts were "insensitive" and offensive to many Democrats in Pennsylvania.

"To put that up on Facebook was, to me, insensitive, also to African-Americans, who, as you know, have backed the Democratic Party for quite a long time, and everybody knows that it was insensitive," Gainey said.


What's he driving at here? Black people aren't patriotic? Black people won't vote Dem if anyone declines to back Kaepernick's Krusade? This is among the stupidest and most tone-deaf thing I have seen since at least yesterday.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (I2dne)

48 "Former Marine and a Gulf War veteran"



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And he thought he had a place in the Dem Party?

Posted by: Decaf at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (ZoD7w)

Right? What the hell was he thinking?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (9Om/r)

49 Horseface McBukkake
............

Middle name: Mudflaps.

Posted by: NPC wth at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

50 Are there still Democrats like this that haven't gotten the memo that your party hates you?

I mean anyone that actually works for the Democrat Party and doesn't realize that the Left hates religion (except Islam) and patriotism apparently has been under a rock for the last 30+ years.

Posted by: Blago at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (UfkIY)

51 Standing or kneeling, keep loading magazines.

Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (xJa6I)

52 They booed God at their convention.I think the Big Guy noticed.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (mCMQ5)

53 I have not been to NRO. Is David French paralyzed on his fainting couch over the horseface comment?

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (OD2ni)

54 These evil bastards are trying to start a war. We won't light that candle but we will for damn sure burn it the fuck down.
Posted by: madamemayhem


Pooh: Piglet, what day is today?
Piglet: Today is the day we burn this motherfucker down!
Pooh: Ahhh, my favorite day!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (hAdu/)

55 Horseface is autocucumber for Whore's Face

Posted by: wooga at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (nFFqu)

56 49 Horseface McBukkake
............

Middle name: Mudflaps.
Posted by: NPC wth at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (HgMAr)

Watch the videos and you'll change it to Meatflaps.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (ABjxW)

57 Primates please, it's Sucker of Cock.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM (hEJU3)

58 Mark Salvas may be one of the people to soon "Walk Away from the Democrat Party. After all, they walked away from him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM (AllCR)

59 i haven't heard 'one toke over the line' in forever.

now it's on a loop.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM (Zxy5I)

60 53 I have not been to NRO. Is David French paralyzed on his fainting couch over the horseface comment?
Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (OD2ni)

He has to wait until his NPC dialog tree is refreshed.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM (xJa6I)

61 Serving in the military is no guarantee that a person is not a political retard.

Don't @ me, bro.

Posted by: Wesley "Perfumed Prince" Clark at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM (9qZ3S)

62 Another Trumpmas event?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM (cqNba)

63 He has to wait until his NPC dialog tree is refreshed.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (I2dne)

64 >> i haven't heard 'one toke over the line' in forever.


Nice. You are welcome.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (ZTWVa)

65 Im going to Gino's East in Chicago this week...

What's the verdict on them?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

-------------

Good stuff if you like deep dish. Also, as mentioned, Giordano's. More, Uno's and Due's downtown and one called Pequod's. Lou Malnati's as well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (I16G8)

66 This is just the type of thing that is killing this planet.

Posted by: AlGoreithm at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (vDqXW)

67 NPC > NRO

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (ABjxW)

68 may I suggest Trump use the classier line, "Why the schlong face?"

It's good to see even those disabled by illness pulling to MAGA.

Get Well Soon.

Posted by: DaveA at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (FhXTo)

69 Speaking of an actor who isn't christopher lee...

I watched the He-Man documentary on Netflix. It's not great. I'm not a fan of He-Man, but the He-Man episode of "The Toys That Made Us" was so damn great I waned to see more of these mercenary "mind-terrorists," as they called themselves.

So anyway, Frank Langella played Skeletor in the He-Man movie. The documentary was bad, but Langella was so great. He really, really took this role seriously and tried to put some thought and craft into it. It was almost heroic. He just wanted to do a good job. It didn't matter that it was a He-Man movie. He came to WORK. Like a man.

oh definitely watch The Toys That Made Us on Netflix, the He-Man episode.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (PbpT7)

70 Donk Seven Deadly Sins

1. Standing for flag
2. Kneeling for cross
3. Noticing race/gender
4. Not noticing race/gender
5. Noticing abuse/sex assault of women and kids
6. Not noticing abuse/sex assault of women and kids
7. Not towing the line.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)

71 On the plus side, listening to a lot of Deep Purple today.

Fucking great guitar and organ work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (xJa6I)

72 "When the Hell is Trump going to release the un-redacted FISA documents?? Get on with it man!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 16, 2018 05:16 PM (2sCft)"

------------

He's probably keeping it up his sleeve for a rainy day when it would really come in handy. Right now the Dems are doing a good job of dismantling their own party.

Posted by: Decaf at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (ZoD7w)

73 -
--

i haven't heard 'one toke over the line' in forever.



now it's on a loop.

Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 05:21 PM

-----------------------

I passed one poke over the line 20 years ago.

Posted by: Stormy at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (pMGkg)

74 "It's too bad that AllahPundit didn't get his wish and get President Hillary so we could be spared some spicy tweets from Trump and instead be subjected to authoritarian oppression."


These are the lunatics that Max Boot and "The Expert" believe should be put in power becuase Trump is cheeky on Twitter sometimes. I realize they are just doing it for the grift, but F them anywaty.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (OD2ni)

75 Another Trumpmas event?


Next; the Feats of Strength.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (hEJU3)

76 Will 'not be insignificant' is kinda the whole idea behind (breaking) an NDA.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (Evws/)

77 SteveOReno: "They've really lost their fucking minds. Really."

They're NPCs. That's their DNA. When things get crazy, they must get crazier. It's all they know. And what they don't know gets filled with stupid.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (6eEQ+)

78 He should have just called her a feckless c*nt.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (5fSr7)

79 These evil bastards are trying to start a war. We won't light that candle but we will for damn sure burn it the fuck down.

Posted by: madamemayhem





Pooh: Piglet, what day is today?

Piglet: Today is the day we burn this motherfucker down!

Pooh: Ahhh, my favorite day!

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 05:20 PM (hAdu/)

Yup

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (9Om/r)

80 69 Always liked Frank Langella and he may actually have been the best Dracula ever.He fucked Whoopie Goldberg though...

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM (mCMQ5)

81 Very upset with Trump and his vulgar mouth.

Posted by: David 'cocksucker' French at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (yhf6w)

82 They just get more unhinged by the moment.

They want a war, but they want to be able to blame our side for starting it.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (/v0JD)

83 Frank Langella is pretty much great in everything.

I loved what little screen him he got in The Ninth Gate.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (xJa6I)

84 I step down for the opprobrium

Posted by: Total Control Racist at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (z2W2E)

85 I know a couple that live their lives just as if they were conservatives. But they consistently vote Democrat because, union. They just can't cut the cord.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (l9jsO)

86 I stand to go get more chips and beer from the kitchen.
Posted by: Mark Salvas - Democrat Mobbed by Reality at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (9qZ3S)
---
I stand to lose a few points to my opponent.

Posted by: Wonder Twin Powers of Claire McGasket and Hiedi Ho Hietkampf at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (vDqXW)

87 From the article, 2 posts were made. He was asked to resign from the County position. He had only been in the job a few weeks. This is the other post info.

The other controversial post was from Salvas’s wife, asking for support for a family friend, a police officer who was charged with homicide in the shooting death of Antwon Rose II, an unarmed black teen who was a passenger in a car fleeing a traffic stop.


Yea, that post would do it. The other would not have caused it on its own, IMO.

He's a dem...so...shrug.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (dP3gR)

88 30 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Not enough.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)
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That's not been my experience.

Posted by: Stormy at October 16, 2018 05:18 PM (vDqXW)


Nor mine.

Posted by: Shep Smith at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (jxbfJ)

89 AP is a fag.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM (NWiLs)

90 >>>80 69 Always liked Frank Langella and he may actually have been the best Dracula ever.He fucked Whoopie Goldberg though...
Posted by: steevy

maybe he was doing Method.

he was really great. I instantly became a fan. If a guy's going to put so much thought into SKELETOR, I want to check out his other stuff.

I never watched the Langella dracula, or at least not more than 10 minutes. I'll have to check it out.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM (PbpT7)

91 >>I'm not a fan of He-Man


I always thought Adam was a stupid name for a Prince.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM (ZTWVa)

92 "Also, as mentioned, Giordano's"

We ate there when we went to Little VIA's Boot Camp Pass in Review.

Not bad.

First time I ever had Chicago pizza.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM (cqNba)

93 90 It's very good.Lawrence Olivier as Van Helsing.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM (mCMQ5)

94 The Democrats also don't seem to like that his wife is friends with a police officer and isn't abandoning him.

The other controversial post was from Salvas's wife, asking for support for a family friend, a police officer who was charged with homicide in the shooting death of Antwon Rose II, an unarmed black teen who was a passenger in a car fleeing a traffic stop.

State Rep. Ed Gainey (D) told KDKA that the posts were "insensitive" and offensive to many Democrats in Pennsylvania.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM (2lndx)

95 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Well hello Sailor!

Posted by: Shep at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (ctuyM)

96 Schlongie McSchlongface ... he he

Posted by: DXO at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (nzKWW)

97 he also kneels to political pressure

Posted by: brak at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (VckGX)

98 Are there those still trying to pretend the GOP, republicans and conservatives are supposed to be polite to the lefties? This is insane. It doesn't help get what we want and it only emboldens the other side. Playing by their rules seems to really work.

See: Kavanaugh on the supreme court after defending his reputation. Lindsey Graham. That senator who told that stupid mother off and of course Trump.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (jUVms)

99 Eh. All con grey, no XP.

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (AM1GF)

100 >>>I loved what little screen him he got in The Ninth Gate.


oh yeah he was good in that. I was trying to remember the movie I know him from; it's that one.

Boris Balkan? I think that's the character name.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (PbpT7)

101 They just get more unhinged by the moment.

They want a war, but they want to be able to blame our side for starting it.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (/v0JD)


So just keep hitting the LAUGH button.
Keep on mockin'.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (2I4LM)

102 Donk Seven Deadly Sins
******************************

8. Toeing the line.

Posted by: Jaqen H'ghar at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (5fSr7)

103 >>Always liked Frank Langella and he may actually have been the best Dracula ever.He fucked Whoopie Goldberg though...


But, did he do it in Blackface?

Posted by: Ted Danson at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (ZTWVa)

104 "41 Christopher Lee in an episode of Charlie's Angels.Cool."


I hope TCM shows all those Hammer Films Dracula movies with Lee for Halloween this year. They are a lot of fun.

Posted by: Benji Carver at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (OD2ni)

105 89 AP is a fag.

Autocucumber changes that into "horseface"

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (ABjxW)

106 104 They showed a couple Monday night I think.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (mCMQ5)

107 Democrats are just fine with blacks and Hispanics being Christians. Of course, this is further evidence of their racism.

They allow their subhuman constituents to believe in such quaint notions.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (//voU)

108 Dems: trying to Ban God since 2012.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

109 I always thought Adam was a stupid name for a Prince.
Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:25 PM


This.

Posted by: Albert at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (ctuyM)

110 "Why the schlong face?"
--------

Stormy Daniels walks into a bar...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (ZY9MN)

111 Maybe he will wise up and vote GOP.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (a0IVu)

112 everyone seriously has to watch The Toys That Made us about He-Man. The marketing team just openly brags about filling little boys' "stupid pea-brains" with their propaganda and brainwashing.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

113 101 They just get more unhinged by the moment.

They want a war, but they want to be able to blame our side for starting it.
Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (/v0JD)

So just keep hitting the LAUGH button.
Keep on mockin'.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 16, 2018 05:26 PM (2I4LM)

Agreed. There are extreme outliers on their side who are dipping the toe into waters of violence, and they have no idea the wrath that will be unleashed on them if/when they decide to go all froggy.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (jxbfJ)

114 Fucking great guitar and organ work.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (xJa6I



Speaking of organ work, how about you help a girl out and let me I bang you for only 1.5 million dollars?

I....uh....I got some legal expenses to take care of.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (9X624)

115 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mCMQ5)

116 Watching the Dems....
I need moar popcorn!
and beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (0tfLf)

117 110 "Why the schlong face?"
--------

Stormy Daniels walks into a bar...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (ZY9MN)

Nice pearl necklace you have on, miss.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (jxbfJ)

118 Does this thong and halter top make me look fat?

Posted by: Barack 'I`m coming out' Obama at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (yhf6w)

119 They just get more unhinged by the moment.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 05:24 PM (/v0JD)
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If only there were a reset button or a cheat code....

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (vDqXW)

120 >>everyone seriously has to watch The Toys That Made us about He-Man. The marketing team just openly brags about filling little boys' "stupid pea-brains" with their propaganda and brainwashing.


Who didn't want a Castle Greyskull!?

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (ZTWVa)

121 112 I rather not than.I enjoyed those toys.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mCMQ5)

122 I really don't care what Trump says. Whatever he says, don't care. I DO care what he does and he's been nominating and seating conservative judges, rolling back taxes and regulations and is pushing on the wall. Bringing home hostages, making peace with Korea, telling Iran to shove it up their ass and the Paris Climate bullshit to take a hike.

He can call old whores, horseface as often as he likes.
DON'T CARE.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (jUVms)

123 Dems: trying to Ban God since 2012.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (39g3+)

--------------

It would appear that God has noticed this, and he ain't happy about it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (I16G8)

124 I always thought Adam was a stupid name for a Prince.
Posted by: garrett


Honestly, just a symbol will do the trick...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (AM1GF)

125 That Vox bit in the sidebar: basically its Ezra Klein explaining why they's too many negroes in the world.

Seriously: One of the biggest problems the world is facing: rapid population growth in Africa.

Given that Vox is run by and is the propaganda organ of China in the USA I guess that kinda makes sense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (39g3+)

126 116 Watching the Dems....
I need moar popcorn!
and beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (0tfLf)

Bottling a Irish Blonde this weekend. Just ordered the ingredients for a Imperial Breakfast Stout with chocolate and coffee in it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (jxbfJ)

127 7. Not towing the line.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (+y/Ru)


Arglebargle!

Posted by: NPC Pedant at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (5jVnA)

128 At least it was a time when they could make things that boys really wanted.Now they want boys to be girls.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (mCMQ5)

129 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mCMQ5)
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Interesting. I think that's my take too. I enjoy the entire movie, but something just fizzles at the end.

It's like a Gordon Dickson book in movie form.

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (vDqXW)

130 I think it's nice that Trump has taken the bullseye off of Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (PyD8g)

131 The Democrats have a tiny, little tent, don't they?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (zJmMh)

132 >>>115 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.


it's like Eyes Wide Shut. What else are you gonna do?

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (PbpT7)

133 118 Does this thong and halter top make me look fat?

Posted by: Barack 'I`m coming out' Obama at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (yhf6w)

Hey Michelle, your junk is showing.

Posted by: Barry O at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (jxbfJ)

134 126 116 Watching the Dems....
I need moar popcorn!
and beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (0tfLf)

Bottling a Irish Blonde this weekend. Just ordered the ingredients for a Imperial Breakfast Stout with chocolate and coffee in it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (jxbfJ)

You need a kegerator.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ABjxW)

135
That Pussy Shawl in the Daily Mail yesterday would be perfect for AllahPussy.

And to complete, he needs a big string of pearls to clutch.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (f1Vqw)

136 The cartoon He Man was quite different than the He Man in the mini comics that came with the toys.Cartoon seriously kiddied it up.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (mCMQ5)

137 http://npcsimulator.com/

Relevant to the previous thread... Just gonna leave this here while I go get something to eat...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (BRvh1)

138 The marketing team just openly brags about filling little boys' "stupid pea-brains" with their propaganda and brainwashing.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (ZTWVa)
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Did they later work for the Obama administration?

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (vDqXW)

139 He fucked Whoopie Goldberg though...
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:23 PM


You have no idea.

Posted by: Norm & Cliff, on the Holodeck at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (ctuyM)

140 We should campaign Salem to get AP fired.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (4ErVI)

141 134 126 116 Watching the Dems....
I need moar popcorn!
and beer.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (0tfLf)

Bottling a Irish Blonde this weekend. Just ordered the ingredients for a Imperial Breakfast Stout with chocolate and coffee in it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:29 PM (jxbfJ)

You need a kegerator.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ABjxW)

Eventually. But I like to hand out the bottles to people.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)

142 Ace, Pixy.
Getting a lot of cross-site scripting attempts on the site, and of course there is the Sonobi-like ads butting into the posts at the top of the home page again.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 16, 2018 05:32 PM (5jVnA)

143 They're basically going with an election model that requires 110% turnout in every major city.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (URwyc)


Unfortunately, they have enough registered voters to pull that off.

It's kinda weird that every person over the age of 102 votes Democrat.

Posted by: Emmie at October 16, 2018 05:32 PM (4HMW8)

144 The worst job on the Enterprise was mopping up the holodeck. Its what you got on punishment detail.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2018 05:32 PM (39g3+)

145 Bruce Jenner is a Woman

Rachel Dozal is Black

Lizzy Warren is an Indian

What is it you folks don't understand?

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:32 PM (lsn8f)

146 Fucking great guitar and organ work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (xJa6I)

"Perfect Strangers" is a great song. One of my all time favorites.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at October 16, 2018 05:32 PM (MX7xj)

147 The Democrats have a tiny, little tent, don't they?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (zJmMh)

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Yes, and they seem intent on shrinking it more every day.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (I16G8)

148 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:28 PM (mCMQ5)


Some of the ending was OK.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)

149
You need a kegerator.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:30 PM (ABjxW)

Eventually. But I like to hand out the bottles to people.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 16, 2018 05:31 PM (jxbfJ)

Upside there is that you can cut them off when you decide they are finished, and not when you're blowing foam.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (ABjxW)

150 I doubt if the Dem getting canned even made the local news.

It's mostly Farmers here in PA.

The only reason PA goes blue is when the GOP screws up and tries to get a rino elected. (which they seem to be doing again for Governor).

PA folks want the genuine thing or else. They'd prefer Conservative Republicans but they'll take a Democrat. Why?

Cause they elect Republicans locally and so the House race and even the Presidency doesn't affect them much.

Except that crypto muslim Obama. That pissed them off. Never seen lines so long to vote for pres. in '16.

I'm hoping to see the same thing next month.

Talk about woke. The farmers are woke only not in the way the Left would like.

Posted by: jakee308 at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (sgZqZ)

151 How many times do you think balls hit that chin?

And they're worried about Horseface?

Posted by: CMarcus T at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (rdsWM)

152 wooga: "Horseface is autocucumber for Whore's Face"

Is that Subliminal Trump at work, 'cause I think he just memed (though maybe he just double-entendred).

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (6eEQ+)

153 Stormy didn't like it when Roseanne accused her of doing anal porn scenes. I'm not saying Trump should go there, but it'd be entertaining.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 05:33 PM (+KUWZ)

154 Not enough people get called 'cocksucker', in my opinion.

Not enough.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:17 PM (xJa6I)


I like to solve problems.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2018 05:34 PM (y7DUB)

155 Bottling a Irish Blonde this weekend.

Hmmmm ... that's not on the list of British words, ranked by naughtiness, that was provided here yesterday.

Posted by: @JRandomMoron at October 16, 2018 05:34 PM (ctuyM)

156 course there is the Sonobi-like ads butting into the posts at the top of the home page again.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian

...

Don't you want to add that widget to your site?

Very annoying.

Posted by: TexasDan at October 16, 2018 05:34 PM (1ZsUM)

157 From the article, 2 posts were made. He was asked to resign from the County position. He had only been in the job a few weeks. This is the other post info.
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Same thing happened to a city or county manager down around New Orleans, who used the word 'niggardly' in an address regarding expenditures.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:34 PM (vyAx2)

158 Who is more Horsey?

Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:35 PM (lsn8f)

159 Who is more Horsey?

Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:35 PM (lsn8f)
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Parker. No contest.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (I2dne)

160 132 >>>115 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.

it's like Eyes Wide Shut. What else are you gonna do? "

I stayed up late one night watching that. I had liked the movie, but that was an ending that pissed me off so much that in the last 20 seconds of the movie, I went from thinking it was great to hating it absolutely! I had been waiting "okay, they're gonna show what happens when he goes through the 9th gate with Devil lady, they've been building this up the entire movie, what are they gonna do?" And so he finds the 9th gate, and goes into it, and then the light gets bright, and ethereal voices go "ah - ah -Ah!" in rising tones, and - THE END. THAT'S IT FOLKS YOU THOUGHT ALL THIS BUILDUP WAS GONNA HAVE SOME PAYOFF??? HA!!! NO RESOLUTION FOR YOU!!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (Kpl3J)

161 >>Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker


Penelope Cruz

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (ZTWVa)

162 Just ordered the ingredients for a Imperial Breakfast Stout with chocolate and coffee in it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I indulge in Breakfast Stout every now and again. Seriously good stuff.

Posted by: MarkY at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (Ht4zN)

163 158 Who is more Horsey?

Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:35 PM (lsn8f)

Looks, or which has been ridden harder?

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (ABjxW)

164 158
Who is more Horsey?



Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:35 PM (lsn8f)

SJP by a nose.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (5jVnA)

165 I've been away from my desk.

Has the "fire at will" order been given?

TIA

Posted by: Martini Farmer at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (iiixZ)

166 Who is more Horsey?

Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:35 PM (lsn8f)


Camilla Parker Bowles

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (dP3gR)

167

MOB
NPC
OQD
PRE

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (q177U)

168 Wait...Sonobi has been awakened again?

I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (vyAx2)

169 Cursing Parrots compilation

https://youtu.be/b22nUygu7h0

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (mCMQ5)

170
Stormy reminds me of this character I remember in an X-rated cartoon series. SHe was a bukkake "actress" whose face was just a spooge magnet.

Everyone she went, no matter what she did, Bam! face full of spooge.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (f1Vqw)

171 Langella's Dracula has a very romantic bent. He initially played Dracula on Broadway, which Showtime aired a lot in the early 80s.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (9KUj4)

172 Same thing happened to a city or county manager down around New Orleans, who used the word 'niggardly' in an address regarding expenditures."

That was a pretty niggardly thing for his bosses to do.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (Kpl3J)

173 Just ordered the ingredients for a Imperial Breakfast Stout with chocolate and coffee in it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed

I indulge in Breakfast Stout every now and again. Seriously good stuff.
Posted by: MarkY at October 16, 2018 05:36 PM (Ht4zN)


Founders Breakfast Stout is a perfectly balanced beer.

Posted by: Captain Hate at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (y7DUB)

174 Same thing happened to a city or county manager down around New Orleans, who used the word 'niggardly' in an address regarding expenditures.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:34 PM (vyAx2)

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The word as defined was perfect for its use in his speech. That said, it was pretty tone deafof him to use it, when he had other choices. Unfortunate reality today.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (I16G8)

175 The horseface comment is strange.

It seemed pretty shocking at first, but is it? This woman has tried to destroy him.

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 05:38 PM (q177U)

176 Just ordered the ingredients for a Imperial Breakfast Stout with chocolate and coffee in it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



What's this now? I can haz that in 'Merica?

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:38 PM (dP3gR)

177 Shouldn't Lisa Paige get an honorable mention?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:38 PM (vyAx2)

178 https://files.gab.com/file/files-gab/image/bb-5bc655cc19173.jpeg

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:38 PM (vDqXW)

179 I love me some "double negatives" NY Tames(sic) they will be HUUGE..not IN SINE NIFFY CANT ya Knows the difference the" times!" has come when news is what a few retards say it is...Bye Bye GREY LADY Fingers your time has passed your Jew bye date.

Posted by: saf at October 16, 2018 05:39 PM (5IHGB)

180 Im going to Gino's East in Chicago this week...

=====

Lou Malnati's. Also, Giordanos, Uno, and a few others. Kidlets take Malnati's back to WI with them.

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 05:39 PM (MIKMs)

181
104 I hope TCM shows all those Hammer Films Dracula movies with Lee for Halloween this year.

they had a christopher lee day over the weekend that included several vampire films.

i was just annoyed that they saved fu manchu for deepest darkest slumbertime.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2018 05:39 PM (xGZ+b)

182
Horses are such noble and beautiful creatures. That their physiognomy is used as an insult/comparative to the likes of Daniels, Kerry and Parker is a crime, IMHO.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:39 PM (/9p9e)

183 MOB
NPC
OQD
PRE
Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (q177U)
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What is OQD or PRE?

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:39 PM (vDqXW)

184 Stormy didn't like it when Roseanne accused her of doing anal porn scenes.
.............

I'm a virgin back there. Really.

Posted by: Horseface Meatflaps McBukkake at October 16, 2018 05:40 PM (HgMAr)

185 177 Shouldn't Lisa Paige get an honorable mention?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:38 PM (vyAx2)


Gumsy? Neigh....

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:40 PM (/9p9e)

186 This meme is one of the most on target of leftists and progressives to date.

It must be stopped. What if they become self aware? It is the end of the democrat party and SJWs.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2018 05:40 PM (pw+jk)

187 The Democrats have a tiny, little tent, don't they?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever


More like a collection of ever-smaller fractional partitions...

Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (AM1GF)

188 Best Dracula Movie is Dead and Loving It. The dancing in the mirror scene, especially!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)

189
And yet, every now and then the Boss does link to Tepid Flatus.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)

190 182: Horses are such noble and beautiful creatures. That their physiognomy is used as an insult/comparative to the likes of Daniels, Kerry and Parker is a crime, IMHO.
----------------------------
I think someone here is a secret Brony...

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (lsn8f)

191 Put about 200 rounds of 5.56 down range this morning. Felt good.

Buy ammo. Practice.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)

192 I think horse face was a bit much, how about saggy fake tits?

Posted by: Kemp at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (x814m)

193 Astros on the board. 2-1 Red Sox

Posted by: tu3031 at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (jDF8P)

194 Do you wish to trade 10 emeralds for 1 glass bottles?

Posted by: NPC Villager at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (o4fG0)

195 Camilla Parker Bowles
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (dP3gR)


If she had married Charles and they had a child together...the gene pool result would have been scary.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (dP3gR)

196 188 Best Dracula Movie is Dead and Loving It. The dancing in the mirror scene, especially!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (Kpl3J)


"Love at First Bite" sucked.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)

197 Wait...Sonobi has been awakened again?

I'm not seeing it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 05:37 PM (vyAx2)
.............

Damn. Hope it doesn't interfere with my LatinFeels.

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (HgMAr)

198 192 I think horse face was a bit much, how about saggy fake tits?
Posted by: Kemp at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (x814m)


When even silicone droops... Ouch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (/9p9e)

199 Yes I'm not concerned about any insult to Stormy but horseface is confusing and seems out of left field. Normally he's more on point with his insults.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (qbqnC)

200 Swung by Cap'n Bill's twatter:

https://tinyurl.com/ycoghuqu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

201 Who is more Horsey?

Stormy D or Sarah Jessica Parker
Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:35 PM


What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: John 'Blue Falcon' Kerry at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (ctuyM)

202 Actor/comedian Michael Rapaport gives a thoughtful, restrained objection to Trump's horseface comment. Just kidding! He's a bleached asshole.

https://bit.ly/2pYus0Z

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (+y/Ru)

203 190. War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Friendship is magic. Magic is heresy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (fA1SL)

204 Ninth Gate is like Eyes Wide Shut in that both movies have the tone of "serious" grounded dramas but hint at a fantastic/magical sort of dreamworld or hell.

What they're hinting at is a different kind of movie altogether, a different genre. If they show what they're hinting at, they're basically doing a From Dusk to Dawn genre-shift, which is a weird thing to do that most movies don't do.

So movies like that, I always expect them to cop out and not show the thing they've been hinting at/promising. They're always gonna cop out.

It's just something you have to know going in.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

205 It must be stopped. What if they become self aware?

I think if they were capable of self awareness they wouldn't be the way they are.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (39g3+)

206 Twitter is like a town square...occupied by the Forces of Jack.

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (vDqXW)

207 191 Put about 200 rounds of 5.56 down range this morning. Felt good.

Buy ammo. Practice.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)

This is just good advice right here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (xJa6I)

208 Swung by Cap'n Bill's twatter:

https://tinyurl.com/ycoghuqu
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AzW6q)
+++++++++
Hmmmm. very much like from the last thread. Someone's a moron, perhaps?

Also, LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (I2dne)

209 112 everyone seriously has to watch The Toys That Made us about He-Man. The marketing team just openly brags about filling little boys' "stupid pea-brains" with their propaganda and brainwashing.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (PbpT7)

Even as a kid I thought He-Man toys were dumb. They had stupid names like "Stinkor" and used the same damn body on every action figure. After He-Man stopped being a thing, they were selling the surplus bodies at Edmund Scientific's warehouse.

Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (Izzlo)

210 Once Bitten sucked.Almost killed Jim Carrey's career right at the start.Too bad it didn't.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (mCMQ5)

211 "Love at First Bite" sucked.
=====

How in the heck did the 'tan man' get that role?

Posted by: mustbequantum at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (MIKMs)

212 Lost Boys will always be my favorite Vampire movie,

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 05:44 PM (qbqnC)

213 Red Sox 2 -1 over some other team.

Posted by: dd at October 16, 2018 05:44 PM (Eg7tS)

214 206 Twitter is like a town square...occupied by the Forces of Jack.
Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (vDqXW)


Twitter is the courtyard in front of an apartment building on Ocean Parkway in Brooklyn. Chock full of yammering yentas who have nothing better to do that flap their gums about things they know nothing about.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:44 PM (/9p9e)

215 204 Ninth Gate is like Eyes Wide Shut in that both movies have the tone of "serious" grounded dramas but hint at a fantastic/magical sort of dreamworld or hell.

What they're hinting at is a different kind of movie altogether, a different genre. If they show what they're hinting at, they're basically doing a From Dusk to Dawn genre-shift, which is a weird thing to do that most movies don't do.

So movies like that, I always expect them to cop out and not show the thing they've been hinting at/promising. They're always gonna cop out.

It's just something you have to know going in.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (PbpT7)

The first season of "True Detective" was like that - hinting at a Lovecraftian world just off screen.

Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Izzlo)

216 Speaking of NPCs, here is some SJW crap from the Twitters. I spun the wheel, and it came up gold:
@ToniQueene
If you're white, you don't get to decide what PoC find racist

If you're cis, you don't get to decide what's transphobic

If you're straight, you don't get to decide what's homophobic

You can't decide what's harmful to a community you have no claim to. Period.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (I2dne)

217 The Cage movie, Vampire's Kiss is an underrated vampire movie .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (qbqnC)

218
160 And so he finds the 9th gate, and goes into it, and then the light gets bright, and ethereal voices go "ah - ah -Ah!" in rising tones, and - THE END. THAT'S IT FOLKS YOU THOUGHT ALL THIS BUILDUP WAS GONNA HAVE SOME PAYOFF???

sounds like one of them shaw brothers movies the el rey network plays on flying five finger one armed eight pole shaolin exploding death touch tuesdays what now happen on sunday.

Posted by: Anachronda at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (xGZ+b)

219 (145) I vote to have Pete Townsend sort all out for us.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (RuIsu)

220 Do not fret my friends. The "horse face" moniker will become clear as time unfolds.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (pw+jk)

221 RE: authoritarian repression... liberals don't see it that way. At all.

It's the tyranny of "you are too stupid to know better, so I have to run your life via the government for your own good."

They see authoritarian repression by liberals as a really REALLY positive thing.

Posted by: shibumi at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (QKV7o)

222 I kind of want a Brewers Astros World Series because matchup of teams that switched leagues.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (mCMQ5)

223 .
Win: John Kerry
Place: Sarah Jessica Parker
Show: Stormy D.

Moving up fast: Camilla Parker Bowles

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (lsn8f)

224 On no he didn't

Again

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (wr6sF)

225 Rumor has it that Stormy Daniels is going to start her own dating website called AnalOnly.com.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (+KUWZ)

226 Wow. @BillKristol is taking to single-word tweets today.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (I2dne)

227 Nah my problem is that evil wins.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (mCMQ5)

228 I'm probably going to get blowback here, but I really wish PDT hadn't written that 'horseface' comment. I know he's taken a lot of crap from Daniels and her slimy attorney. He could've easily twatted out something really snarky and effective without the disparaging comment about her looks...which, btw, aren't even true. She's rode hard and put up wet, but she doesn't have a horseface. I know Trump is Trump and I'm completely accustomed to his style over the past 3 years, but it wasn't something a president should've twatted. It was beneath the dignity of the office. Also, it was -- yes -- dumb in that we're 3 weeks out from the mid-terms, when lofo's will be flooding their polling places, and many sound byte dummies will think of that when determining if he deserves to keep Congress. Just...me no likey.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (mQ0Mc)

229 Yeah, the very ending of the 9th Gate sucks.

But it does resolve the plot, Corso chooses the devil. Everything after that is gravy.

Love the last sex scene with her, though. Very hot, her eyes changing like that.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (xJa6I)

230 >>>Even as a kid I thought He-Man toys were dumb. They had stupid names like "Stinkor" and used the same damn body on every action figure.

They talk about that and how fucking stupid many of their ideas were, especially as they felt pressure to crank out new, even stupider dolls.

They're not proud of their work. They're proud of the shamelessness of what they did to make a whole lot of money for Mattel.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (PbpT7)

231 "Love at First Bite" sucked.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (/9p9e)


ISWYDT

Movie was dead rotten too.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (dP3gR)

232 Swung by Cap'n Bill's twatter:

https://tinyurl.com/ycoghuqu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AzW6q)
.............

...lol...

Posted by: wth at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (HgMAr)

233 When even silicone droops... Ouch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM


'Doggy' is not a silicon friendly position. Friend told me.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (URwyc)

234
What Trump is doing is calculated. Years ago, Larry King did an interview with him, and he was talking about throwing your opposition off balance and getting them all uncomfortable. People tend to screw up when they get way.

Larry asked him to elaborate, and he did a little demonstration:

"Larry, I don't know if any of your people have told you this, but your breath is really, really bad. It stinks and I can't even bear to sit this close to you. I'm telling you this as a friend...."

That clip is out there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (f1Vqw)

235 >>>But it does resolve the plot, Corso chooses the devil. Everything after that is gravy.



"Corso" is a great detective name.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (PbpT7)

236 Wow, Frank Langella makes quite the handsome Dracula (no homo).

Posted by: Max Power at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (q177U)

237 Hmmm, seems this is already pretty much an (aggressively) open thread, which is fine.


So much hilarity the last two days. Hope ace is feeling better - appears he is - as his acid is perfect for the clown-show ongoing.


Feeling somewhat more confirmed in long-time expectations for November. Not really feeling any better about the country in the longer term.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (QDnY+)

238 Pennsylvania Democrat Official Forced to Step Down from Position

Wonder if he'll flip to our side? Wonder how many others?

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (If3tB)

239 No wonder they call her Stormy. She blows more than a hurricane.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

240 You might say he strayed from the reservation.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (Z4rgH)

241 Let the Right One In is a good creepy vampire movie.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (qbqnC)

242 Hah! Allahpundit is embarrassed by the president! Even better, now Allahpundit is engaged in conversations about the president's cock.

That boi needs to get laid.



Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (Z9C5C)

243 Vampires with James Woods.

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:48 PM (lsn8f)

244 24 carat gold is only 99.9% pure gold.

I am 99.9999 pure Caucasian.

Posted by: Lieawatha Waren at October 16, 2018 05:48 PM (pw+jk)

245 239
No wonder they call her Stormy. She blows more than a hurricane.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (+y/Ru)

There is a reason her complication is so clear.

Posted by: Kemp at October 16, 2018 05:48 PM (x814m)

246 The first season of "True Detective" was like that - hinting at a Lovecraftian world just off screen.
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Izzlo)

That kinda pissed me off, but it wasn't really what the story was about. It was a side quest they sorta didn't take.

I like the idea of a larger world that the detectives bump into but don't really pursue. If they had, it would have been a totally different show.

Maybe someday we'll get THAT show. I hope so.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:48 PM (xJa6I)

247 235 >>>But it does resolve the plot, Corso chooses the devil. Everything after that is gravy.



"Corso" is a great detective name.
Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:47 PM (PbpT7)


Frank Converse played Detective Johnny Corso in the ancient TV crime Drama "NYPD" from about 1968-1970.

The show featured great performances by unknown actors like Al Pacino, Jill Clayburgh and James Earl Jones.

Some of the episodes are on YouTube.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:49 PM (/9p9e)

248 The first season of "True Detective" was like that - hinting at a Lovecraftian world just off screen.

Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (Izzlo)
---
But mostly Chambers-ian. King in Yellow and Carcosa are Chambers (inspired by Bierce's Carcosa).

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:49 PM (vDqXW)

249 PDT has Twatted that unless Honduras stops the human caravan of invaders coming North, all aid to Honduras will stop immediately. He knows how to hit them where it hurts most.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:49 PM (I16G8)

250 La.Raza twin Julian Castro looks to run against
Trump in 2020.

So we don't have a Man in the Iron Mask scenario I propose that one twin get a forehead tattoo by Bowie knife.

And we lop off one of their left arms to be sure

Posted by: Ignoramus at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (wr6sF)

251 many thanks

Posted by: concrete girl at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (Zxy5I)

252 Hah! Allahpundit is embarrassed by the president! Even better, now Allahpundit is engaged in conversations about the president's cock.

That boi needs to get laid.


Shep and Coop are taken!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (+KUWZ)

253 Old and busted: rational debate
New hotness: public humiliation

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (+y/Ru)

254
Trump telling Larry King he has bad breath:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCnTGhZD4ds

All this crass stuff he does, there is a calculated method behind it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (f1Vqw)

255 250 La.Raza twin Julian Castro looks to run against
Trump in 2020.

So we don't have a Man in the Iron Mask scenario I propose that one twin get a forehead tattoo by Bowie knife.

And we lop off one of their left arms to be sure
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (wr6sF)


That makes the Dem field, minus Fauxcahontas now at about 15. They are going to crash and burn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

256 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (mQ0Mc)

I think that's a legitimate argument.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (qbqnC)

257 " ...Buy ammo. Practice.

Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)

This is just good advice right here.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (xJa6I)"



The best.
Range time is necessary to back up "head on a swivel and a SecDef plan".

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (QAdJD)

258 243 The book is way better.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

259 228 I'm probably going to get blowback here,
---------------
She was willing to destroy the marriage and parents of a young child. Horseface was too kind.

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (lsn8f)

260 So, 2nd reason Allegheny Dem guy stepped down was social media post by his wife supporting cop in "controversial" shooting involving (guess what flavor) of local citizen.


So, maybe not as clear, and ridiculous, as it might look?


Still ridiculous, but cop-shooting thing is a more conventionally messy topic than anthem-kneeling.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (QDnY+)

261 Wow. I knew the Democrats were openly using Abortion as a standard, but I didn't know they were openly purging the ranks of people who believe in more than one use of the 1st Amendment.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (83Wfa)

262 Wow. @BillKristol is taking to single-word tweets today.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (I2dne)

I'm game.

Admiral?

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (If3tB)

263 Who didn't want a Castle Greyskull!?

Snake Mountain was way cooler

Posted by: brak at October 16, 2018 05:52 PM (VckGX)

264 I bet the Horse Face name kills her take at the strip bar down on Route 44.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2018 05:52 PM (pw+jk)

265 It's pronounced, "Schloongensteeen".

Posted by: dr. frederick schlongenstein at October 16, 2018 05:52 PM (Evws/)

266 Vampires with James Woods.
Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:48 PM (lsn8f

The book was written by the same guy who wrote Armor, my favorite SciFi book. He only wrote these two novels. John Steakley.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 05:52 PM (qbqnC)

267 He needs to include Mehico in that tweet...

Posted by: DXO at October 16, 2018 05:53 PM (nzKWW)

268 258 243 The book is way better.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (mCMQ5)

It is, but the ending of the book is kinda limp and lame, IMO.

But you get a lot more detail. But book != movie. They have different needs. I think the movie did pretty good distilling the feel.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:53 PM (xJa6I)

269 The mfm can't resist reporting PDT calling her Horseface, which makes them report why, the lost suit and fees, instead of memory-holing his win.

Posted by: davidt at October 16, 2018 05:53 PM (9qyA/)

270 She was willing to destroy the marriage and parents of a young child. Horseface was too kind.
Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 05:51 PM (lsn8f)

While taking money.

He should just call her a whore and a prostitute.

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:53 PM (If3tB)

271 I guess I don't get why the ending of the Ninth Gate sucks. Corso investigates what he should not, and it investigates him back. He's seduced, falls, and the end is him walking into the cold light of the angel of the morning star. I like it.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 05:53 PM (9KUj4)

272 So, 2nd reason Allegheny Dem guy stepped down was social media post by his wife supporting cop in "controversial" shooting involving (guess what flavor) of local citizen.

---

I'm guessing the guy who was shot was discovered to be unarmed after trying to convince everyone he had a gun right up to the point where they believed him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Is Always Listening - Link in nic at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (83Wfa)

273 225 Rumor has it that Stormy Daniels is going to start her own dating website called AnalOnly.com.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (+KUWZ)

PlentyOfPoopchutes.com

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (BRvh1)

274 I bet the Horse Face name kills her take at the strip bar down on Route 44.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at October 16, 2018 05:52 PM (pw+jk)

-------

Some one of you Morons referred me to a naked (current) pic of Horseface a few months ago. BTW, screw whoever that was.

I can't believe ANYONE is paying for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (AzW6q)

275 266 Yeah,I almost don't want to know why he just did the two.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (mCMQ5)

276 The Democrat Party has changed. As a caucasian, this guy was already on thin ice. I commend the purging of this albino contamination from the Party ranks, and look forward to the mass expulsion of the remaining melanin-deficient, over-privileged Genetic Class Enemies. Where will they all go? Over here, that's where, but who cares about that, right leftoids?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (8CLNo)

277
>>He should just call her a whore and a prostitute.



He's haggling over price now.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (ABjxW)

278 Rumor has it that Stormy Daniels is going to start her own dating website called AnalOnly.com.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (+KUWZ)

itsonlyraunch.com

Posted by: Axeman at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (vDqXW)

279 I am a Squaw Damn you....Damn you all the Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: LIZZIE WARREN at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (lMn1U)

280 112 everyone seriously has to watch The Toys That
Made us about He-Man. The marketing team just openly brags about filling
little boys' "stupid pea-brains" with their propaganda and
brainwashing.



Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:27 PM (PbpT7)



Even as a kid I thought He-Man toys were dumb. They had stupid names
like "Stinkor" and used the same damn body on every action figure.
After He-Man stopped being a thing, they were selling the surplus bodies
at Edmund Scientific's warehouse.

Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (Izzlo)

When I was a kid, my toys were great: Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns, Man from Uncle guns, Daisy BB guns, There was a definite theme to my toys.


Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (gmo/4)

281 My little brother had Castle Greyskull, and it was cool. But Navaronne > Greyskull.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (9KUj4)

282 ♬You don't need a fronthole AnalOnly.com♫

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (+KUWZ)

283 He's haggling over price now.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (ABjxW)

How much she owes him?

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (If3tB)

284 271 I guess I don't get why the ending of the Ninth Gate sucks. Corso investigates what he should not, and it investigates him back. He's seduced, falls, and the end is him walking into the cold light of the angel of the morning star. I like it.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 05:53 PM (9KUj4)

A lot of people, me included I suppose, wanted to SEE him entering Hell. The final special effect in the movie as it is feels very 'tacked on'.

It works well enough but it's not...quite what you hope, which is a final 'proof' of the reality of Corso's choice.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (xJa6I)

285 John Carpenter made Vampires and he has to change it because as he says himself,he hates all authority.Police,government,Church.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (mCMQ5)

286 222 I kind of want a Brewers Astros World Series because matchup of teams that switched leagues.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:45 PM (mCMQ5)


This would be the best of all possible outcomes.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (l9jsO)

287 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.
---
It was a little weird noting that Satan has great tits

Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (CPS8G)

288 >>>he also kneels to political pressure

and that's the truth

Posted by: the chick from laugh-in at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (Zxy5I)

289 La.Raza twin Julian Castro looks to run against
Trump in 2020.

So we don't have a Man in the Iron Mask scenario I propose that one twin get a forehead tattoo by Bowie knife.

And we lop off one of their left arms to be sure
Posted by: Ignoramus at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (wr6sF)


That makes the Dem field, minus Fauxcahontas now at about 15. They are going to crash and burn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

It'll be interesting to see what the average age of a Dem candidate is in the Primaries.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (o4fG0)

290
How much she owes him?
Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (If3tB)

He should get Avenatti to pay half.

Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (ABjxW)

291 I had Gi Joe toys,He Man toys,Star Wars figures AND a yuge arsenal of toy guns.Enough to arm every kid in the neighborhood when we played war.

Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (mCMQ5)

292 Actually, the "caravan" situation, I don't think, has been well handled.


First, no trade deal with MX should have been concluded without an ironclad, crystal clear side-agreement/understanding that MX would never again permit organized migrant groups to pass thru its territory - in fact, I think the side agreement should have been that MX immediately start acting to keep people away from the border.


Second, I think the migrant caravan is already in Guatemala, so threatening Honduras could be quite academic.


With the trade deal done, without major progress on illegal mass migration, I think Trump's leverage is greatly reduced. Which puts the ball completely back in the US court - where the GOP remains as big an obstacle as the Dems.


I'd love to see Stephen Miller's tick list of priority changes. Can't imagine any of them have been checked off for quite a while.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (QDnY+)

293 Wow. @BillKristol is taking to single-word tweets today.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

294 He should just call her a whore and a prostitute.

He's haggling over price now.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (ABjxW)

--------------

He does love to negotiate. In this case, though, he doesn't have to.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (I16G8)

295
"Horseface" is out?

What about "Spooge McCuck"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (pNxlR)

296 There isn't anything Trump shouldn't call Daniels. She's a whore, certainly a political whore.

Posted by: Seems Legit at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (jUVms)

297 287 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.
---
It was a little weird noting that Satan has great tits
Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (CPS8G)

Yeah, it's a weird 'romantic' interpretation of the devil that I don't like theologically. But it works here, I think.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (xJa6I)

298 Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (mQ0Mc)

I think that's a legitimate argument.

-
I get the impression that Trump's apparent shooting from the hip is misleading, quite possibly intentionally so. Trump is playing 11 dimension chess and has thought out his moves in advance. Just because I don't know what the end game is doesn't mean that he doesn't.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (+y/Ru)

299 "Why the schlong face?"

I snorted at that one, Ace!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (438dO)

300 I am a Squaw Damn you....Damn you all the Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

--

There's so little actual American Indian in Warren's DNA that even Billy Jack won't defend her.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (mQ0Mc)

301 He should get Avenatti to pay half.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (ABjxW)

He ain't got it either.

He went all in with a deuce.

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (If3tB)

302 281 My little brother had Castle Greyskull, and it was cool. But Navaronne > Greyskull.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 16, 2018 05:55 PM (9KUj4)

Oh, hell yeah. I had that one. But the Holy Grail was the USS Flagg.

Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (Izzlo)

303 He should call out Stormy for violating the professional ethics of the whore: get paid, and shut up.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

304 Let's go Astros.

Clap clap

Clap clap clap

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (l9jsO)

305 >>>I bet the Horse Face name kills her take at the strip bar down on Route 44<<<

Not every gentleman's club features a titanium pole. Bigly.

Posted by: Fritz at October 16, 2018 05:59 PM (Z9C5C)

306
71 On the plus side, listening to a lot of Deep Purple today.

Fucking great guitar and organ work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (xJa6I)

Donnie and Marie, right? Love that song. Don't remember the organ parts, though.

Posted by: BJM at October 16, 2018 05:59 PM (O74hG)

307 Let's go Astros.

Clap clap

Clap clap clap
Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (l9jsO)

------

Please clap.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 05:59 PM (AzW6q)

308 He should get Avenatti to pay half.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (ABjxW)

------------

That will be up to the Judge at Avenatti's legal malpractice hearing.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 05:59 PM (I16G8)

309 He went all in with a deuce.
Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (If3tB)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE DEUCE ALSO MEANS NUMBER-TWO WHICH ALSO MEANS POOP, A SUBSTANCE OF WHICH HORSEFACE IS A PIECE.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (BRvh1)

310 When I was a kid, my toys were great: Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns, Man from Uncle guns, Daisy BB guns, There was a definite theme to my toys.


Posted by: Archer
-----------
Hopalong Cassidy.

Lawn...off.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (gdP3k)

311 He should call out Stormy for violating the professional ethics of the whore: get paid, and shut up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 05:58 PM (oVJmc)

She did show up.

Posted by: PGA caddy at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (If3tB)

312 NewsFlash!!!!

The New York Yankees are NOT playing any more games this year!

Posted by: dd at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (Eg7tS)

313 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)

314 Your brother had a Castle Greyskull?

Must have been nice.

We had some old pallets and about a yard of mildewed canvas.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (ZTWVa)

315 I hear Sarah Jessica Parker mad her nickname was stolen!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (JFO2v)

316 "Why the schlong face?"

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:13 PM

_____

LMAO.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Ice-Throwing Survivor at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (i6nDB)

317 On the plus side, listening to a lot of Deep Purple today.

Fucking great guitar and organ work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:22 PM (xJa6I)

Jeff Beck Truth the past few days...

No organ.

Posted by: PGA caddy at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (If3tB)

318 314. Pallets AND canvas? Luxury!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (fA1SL)

319 Second, I think the migrant caravan is already in Guatemala, so threatening Honduras could be quite academic.


He can tell Honduras that they have until Matamoros to get them back, don't care how, or the aid gets cut off. It's on Honduras at that point.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (hAdu/)

320 266 Yeah,I almost don't want to know why he just did the two.
Posted by: steevy at October 16, 2018 05:54 PM (mCMQ5)

He was only 59 when he died of liver disease. I think he wanted to be a screen writer as opposed to an author. Or maybe he was just lazy. He did play a lot of golf. I still think the first chapters of Armor is the most intense , best written opening of any book I know of. It came to life for me.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (qbqnC)

321 >>Donnie and Marie, right? Love that song. Don't remember the organ parts, though.


Marie does.


They are burned into he hippocampus.

Posted by: Donnie at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (ZTWVa)

322 Heh. 'Fail Safe' starting on TCM. That's cheery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (gdP3k)

323
312 NewsFlash!!!!

The New York Yankees are NOT playing any more games this year!



Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (l9jsO)

324 313 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)

Trump still maintains that they never actually slept together, he just paid her off to stop being a nasty tabloid-chasing cvnt telling everyone they had.

.... so maybe that's actually true? I never actually gave it a thought....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (BRvh1)

325 That makes the Dem field, minus Fauxcahontas now at about 15. They are going to crash and burn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)

..............

What don't you understand about tone-deaf, J.J.? Fauxcahontas will be first in line to register for this clown show! Ace is gonna have to come up with something a lot better than pudding cups to celebrate this shit show.. The whole Dem field is oblivious to how they look to middle America. They are playing to the Daily Kooks crowd and are 100% convinced they are the ones who represent the electorate by a huge margin.. totally clueless.

Sad! (not really.. kinda fun actually)

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (438dO)

326 so why do we care whether or not the saudis whacked one of their own on their territory?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (MTjB1)

327 Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (l9jsO)
lol...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (a0IVu)

328 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)

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I highly doubt a germophobe like PDT went balls deep into that cum dumpster.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (I16G8)

329 297 287 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.
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It was a little weird noting that Satan has great tits
Posted by: Methos at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (CPS8G)

Yeah, it's a weird 'romantic' interpretation of the devil that I don't like theologically. But it works here, I think.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:57 PM (xJa6I)

It wasn't clear to me that she was Lucifer. The stronger implication to me was that she was the Whore of Babylon.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (NWiLs)

330 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)

The piece sucked. Wasn't worth $130,000.

He just needed an reason to left everyone know.

Posted by: PGA caddy at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (If3tB)

331 Some lib idiot at work tried to tell me how sensitive Sloppy is. That she tried to explain to her child what she did. I said, like what? Did she draw pictures or do pantomimes? You fucking twit. The kid is scarred for life.

Posted by: CMarcus T at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (rdsWM)

332 When I was a kid, my toys were great: Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns, Man from Uncle guns, Daisy BB guns, There was a definite theme to my toys.


Posted by: Archer
-----------
Hopalong Cassidy.

Lawn...off.
Posted by: Mike Hammer,



Lawn darts, true M-80's, Daisy Red Ryder

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (hAdu/)

333 "Y Lizzie Beto"

Warren/O'Rourke 2020: Fake Indian, Fake Latwinx, 100% Communist!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (vOkuK)

334 y objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.
Posted by: Ace's liver at O



who says he could even see her face?

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (MTjB1)

335 Say, whatever happened to that Hogg kid?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (a0IVu)

336 One of my co-workers went to Houston for the Astros game today.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (kufk0)

337 sock fail...

He just needed a reason to let everyone know.
Posted by: PGA caddy at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (If3tB)

Posted by: Tiger Woods at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (If3tB)

338 >>> My little brother had Castle Greyskull, and it was cool. But Navaronne > Greyskull.

They made Greyskull because of fond memories of Navarrone.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (PbpT7)

339 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this

It's so out of left field that I wonder if it's not something else, a reference to which she can't respond. Like time spent with John Kerry.

Posted by: t-bird at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (C78No)

340 He should get Avenatti to pay half.
Posted by: Roy at October 16, 2018 05:56 PM (ABjxW)

--------

Yeeeeaaahhh Riiiiggghhhht.

Avenatti was using the ol' dried up spooge sponge for notoriety, just like Swetnick.

He ain't gonna pay shit.

I'm not sure if he's even on the hook legally, but if he is, he'll just steal it from someone else. Just ask everyone else he owed money.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (AzW6q)

341 We had some old pallets and about a yard of mildewed canvas.
Posted by: garrett
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While I was in school, my bed was a stack of pallets, discarded by K-Mart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 06:04 PM (V+A8w)

342 On the plus side, listening to a lot of Deep Purple today.

Fucking great guitar and organ work.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edward

...................

Hush. nuff said!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 06:04 PM (438dO)

343 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:00 PM (h2Bdk)


Even worse, people might think that Trump slept with Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 06:04 PM (iXQC4)

344 >>Proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy


Don't make me tell you twice!

Posted by: Addison Russel at October 16, 2018 06:04 PM (ZTWVa)

345 Say, whatever happened to that Hogg kid?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (a0IVu)

Kyle Kashuv stole his gig.

With facts.

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 06:04 PM (If3tB)

346 325
Sad! (not really.. kinda fun actually)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (438dO)


Hope that this is what plays out in 3 short weeks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (/9p9e)

347 Ninth Gate is quite good.I don't like the ending though.

I gave it a 5 out of 10.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (iXQC4)

348 > When I was a kid, my toys were great: Johnny Eagle Lieutenant guns, Man from Uncle guns, Daisy BB guns, There was a definite theme to my toys.

I'm old enough to remember when Mattel made an M-16 toy (leading to the unfounded rumor that Mattel made the actual M-16).

Imagine a toy manufacturer doing that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (vOkuK)

349 331 Some lib idiot at work tried to tell me how sensitive Sloppy is. That she tried to explain to her child what she did. I said, like what? Did she draw pictures or do pantomimes? You fucking twit. The kid is scarred for life.
Posted by: CMarcus T at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (rdsWM)

Puppets were involved. Many, many puppets.

Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (Izzlo)

350 >>>We had some old pallets and about a yard of mildewed canvas.


oh how we used to dream of old pallets and mildewed canvas. When we were young, we only had busted crab-traps and rat-pelts.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

351 Heh. 'Fail Safe' starting on TCM. That's cheery.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 06:01 PM (gdP3k)

Yea, the commies give up Moscow but we only give up New York. How is that fair?

Posted by: Archer at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (gmo/4)

352 200
Swung by Cap'n Bill's twatter:



https://tinyurl.com/ycoghuqu

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 05:42 PM (AzW6q)

That's brutal. Maybe we should lay off the Cap for a while.


Oohhhhh, who am I kidding. Carry on.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (9dzlp)

353
They're not proud of their work. They're proud of the shamelessness of what they did to make a whole lot of money for Mattel.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 05:46 PM (PbpT7)


Then thank the gods they did not team up with the General Mills team responsible for Kaboom, eh?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 06:06 PM (pNxlR)

354
While I was in school, my bed was a stack of pallets, discarded by K-Mart.



When i was in high school, my bed was a hammock suspended from the ceiling in a closet. Not kidding.

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 06:06 PM (l9jsO)

355
For $$, she'll allow strange men to ejaculate in her face or wherever. But it's not nice to call her horseface.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 16, 2018 06:06 PM (2BhBO)

356 (317) Some of the best ever. JP Jones sounds real good too.

Posted by: klaftern at October 16, 2018 06:06 PM (RuIsu)

357 345
Say, whatever happened to that Hogg kid?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (a0IVu)


And to think, he took a year off from school to be what, missing and anonymous ? Poor kid probably can't even get his calls returned from the crew on The View.



That's a steep drop.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (q1VoB)

358 345. Ahem....that's 'heroic warrior-spokesman of SMR, Kyle Kashuv.' That's an old Polish name.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (fA1SL)

359
You people actually were allowed to sleep indoors?

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (URwyc)

360 Yeeeeaaahhh Riiiiggghhhht.



Avenatti was using the ol' dried up spooge sponge for notoriety, just like Swetnick.



He ain't gonna pay shit.



I'm not sure if he's even on the hook legally, but if he is, he'll
just steal it from someone else. Just ask everyone else he owed money.


Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM

---

While he isn't on the hook to pay Trump any money, he is on the hook with his State Bar for advising his client to file a frivolous lawsuit.


It's not going to be too long before they strip his law license away.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (JUOKG)

361 Trump still maintains that they never actually slept together, he just paid her off to stop being a nasty tabloid-chasing cvnt telling everyone they had.

.... so maybe that's actually true? I never actually gave it a thought....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (BRvh1)


The idea he'd pay off someone who was lying just isn't credible. You do that and women you've never heard of will start coming out of the woodwork looking for a payday.

I highly doubt a germophobe like PDT went balls deep into that cum dumpster.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (I16G


I don't. He's always bragged about the number of women he slept with.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (h2Bdk)

362 They searched the whole Admin istration,
That could rep the indian nation

I was pure white not very young,
Harvard needed forked tongue

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (JFO2v)

363 >>oh how we used to dream of old pallets and mildewed canvas. When we were young, we only had busted crab-traps and rat-pelts.


I'll admit it. We were spoiled.

Father was in the trades.

Occasionally he'd even come home with a Taping Compound Bucket.

Posted by: garrett at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (ZTWVa)

364 Posted by: Addison Russel at October 16, 2018 06:04 PM (ZTWVa)


You were my baby face boy. Why you do that?

Posted by: grammie winger's in Chicago at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (l9jsO)

365
We had to use used pizza boxes as blankets.

Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (2BhBO)

366 Until proven otherwise, as far as I'm concerned (not very much) this whole Kashoggi thing is just an op to try to eff up PDT's efforts in the ME. What he's doing must be working.
It's not even provable that the guy is dead.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (QAdJD)

367 we only had busted crab-traps and rat-pelts.

Posted by: ace at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (PbpT7)

I can never think of crab traps the same after that Gosnell thing.

*shudders*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (AzW6q)

368 361
I don't. He's always bragged about the number of women he slept with.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (h2Bdk)


Slept with. Not the sex.

/s

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (/9p9e)

369
Puppets were involved. Many, many puppets.
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (Izzlo)


And every puppet's name was "Uncle".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (pNxlR)

370 For $$, she'll allow strange men to ejaculate in her face or wherever. But it's not nice to call her horseface.
Posted by: Soothsayer SLX Pro Series II Platinum Turbo at October 16, 2018 06:06 PM (2BhBO)

I don't have a problem with an insult, I just don't understand this one. Like people have said, maybe we will learn later there is a meaning behind it.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (qbqnC)

371 > It's not going to be too long before they strip his law license away.

That'll make him even with Obama and Clinton.

Presidential material, by Dem standards.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (vOkuK)

372 I highly doubt a germophobe like PDT went balls deep into that cum dumpster.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 06:02 PM (I16G

I don't. He's always bragged about the number of women he slept with.
Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:07 PM (h2Bdk)

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Sure, but he has always had access to much higher quality women than that skank.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (I16G8)

373 I had that Navarone set. Freaking awesome. Ended up taking all the men outside to my sandbox and had countless battles there too until I learned that the neighborhood cats were using my sandbox for their own purposes.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (nu45M)

374
We didn't have an alarm clock. When the rat began gnawing on your face in the morning you woke up.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (URwyc)

375 Nood.

Posted by: John 'Blue Falcon' Kerry at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (ctuyM)

376 I had that Navarone set. Freaking awesome. Ended up taking all the men outside to my sandbox and had countless battles there too until I learned that the neighborhood cats were using my sandbox for their own purposes.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (nu45M)


War is hell.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 16, 2018 06:10 PM (y87Qq)

377 Say, whatever happened to that Hogg kid?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (a0IVu)

He's still an attention Hogg on Twitter, squealing for Gun Confiscation at every opportunity. He apparently is also going around and campaigning for Dems.

Posted by: Surfperch at October 16, 2018 06:10 PM (o4fG0)

378 366 Until proven otherwise, as far as I'm concerned (not very much) this whole Kashoggi thing is just an op to try to eff up PDT's efforts in the ME. What he's doing must be working.
It's not even provable that the guy is dead.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (QAdJD)


That's true, but there are apparently cameras covering every exit. He went in, and he never left.

Posted by: Ace's liver at October 16, 2018 06:10 PM (h2Bdk)

379 349 331 Some lib idiot at work tried to tell me how sensitive Sloppy is. That she tried to explain to her child what she did. I said, like what? Did she draw pictures or do pantomimes? You fucking twit. The kid is scarred for life.
Posted by: CMarcus T at October 16, 2018 06:03 PM (rdsWM)

Puppets were involved. Many, many puppets.
Posted by: josephistan at October 16, 2018 06:05 PM (Izzlo)


I saw Alyssa Milano told her 4 yo daughter why she got involved in #metoo. Wth?! She's 4 yo! Milano should not be discussing this stuff with her. Way to steal her innocence and childhood. Sad for those kids.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 06:10 PM (dP3gR)

380 Did Stormy go Catherine the Great?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 16, 2018 06:10 PM (zJmMh)

381 And by the way, how easy was Sloppies vaginal delivery? I mean when the kid was born they probably threw clothes on her, packed a lunch and sent her to school.

Posted by: CMarcus T at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (rdsWM)

382 It's not even provable that the guy is dead.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 16, 2018 06:08 PM (QAdJD)


Yes. I know, huh?

DeMeo Crew

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (q1VoB)

383 Sure, but he has always had access to much higher quality women than that skank.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM (I16G


She was pretty hot in her day. Sure, anyone with a few bucks and a camera could nail her ...

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (iXQC4)

384 > I can never think of crab traps the same after that Gosnell thing.


Crab fisherman joke:

A guy comes into the crabber's bar and says "Jake! Jake! Your mother-in-law's body just washed up on the beach. It was horrible! She was just crawling with crabs."

Jake: "Well, put a line on her and set her out again."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (vOkuK)

385 I don't have a problem with an insult, I just don't understand this one. Like people have said, maybe we will learn later there is a meaning behind it.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM


You know what rhymes with horse face?

Whores face. It's not complicated.

Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (URwyc)

386 I had that Navarone set. Freaking awesome. Ended up
taking all the men outside to my sandbox and had countless battles there
too until I learned that the neighborhood cats were using my sandbox
for their own purposes.



Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at October 16, 2018 06:09 PM

---

I wanted the Marx Normandy Battle set from Sears but never got it.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (JUOKG)

387
Imagine a toy manufacturer doing that nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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I recall a very nice Mk 2 grenade that fired caps.

*looks*

Ah: https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9lbupj8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 16, 2018 06:11 PM (ZY9MN)

388 Hungary bans gender studies...

-
May be something to this Slavic resurgence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)

389 They're basically going with an election model that requires 110% turnout in every major city.
Posted by: Embedded in my Pre-Frontal Cortex at October 16, 2018 05:19 PM (URwyc)

So you you think it is going to be close then.

Posted by: iron308 at October 16, 2018 06:12 PM (ZteMS)

390 we played hide and go seek on the back hill.

Posted by: the chick from laugh-in at October 16, 2018 06:12 PM (Zxy5I)

391 That makes the Dem field, minus Fauxcahontas now at about 15. They are going to crash and burn.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 16, 2018 05:50 PM (/9p9e)


I predict that the Dem primaries are going to be epic. Truly epic. All of the potential candidates (except Biden) is going to be pulling his/her racial/sexual identity card and playing it for all it's worth. Maybe Booker will drop the nukes and finally come out as gay. Gay + black trumps (?) all the others, methinks.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 16, 2018 06:13 PM (YqDXo)

392 388 Hungary bans gender studies...

-
May be something to this Slavic resurgence.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 16, 2018 06:12 PM (+y/Ru)

Unibrows for Everyone.

Posted by: Hikaru at October 16, 2018 06:13 PM (jlHSA)

393 Crab fisherman joke:

A guy comes into the crabber's bar and says "Jake! Jake! Your mother-in-law's body just washed up on the beach. It was horrible! She was just crawling with crabs."

Jake: "Well, put a line on her and set her out again."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

.............


Where else on the intertubes can you find shit like this? ROFLMAO

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 06:13 PM (438dO)

394 I pretty much hated the Ninth Gate cuz I'd read the novel first -

and was expecting a much different movie.

The movie is very little like the novel.

That being said...had I not read the book, I probably would've liked the movie well enough.

Posted by: naturalfake at October 16, 2018 06:13 PM (9X624)

395 It's WHORE'Sface.

Posted by: Stormy at October 16, 2018 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

396 395 It's WHORE'Sface.

Brilliant. Thank god for English majors.

Posted by: TakeFive at October 16, 2018 06:16 PM (lsn8f)

397 393 Crab fisherman joke:

College Roommate exclaims in dark: My balls itch.
Me: Quit banging fat sorority girls!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:16 PM (JFO2v)

398 Hungary bans gender studies...

Of course, we must copy our enlightened European Betters...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 16, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

399 Strip his law license or donkey act it?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 16, 2018 06:17 PM (Evws/)

400 I saw Alyssa Milano told her 4 yo daughter why she got involved in #metoo. Wth?! She's 4 yo! Milano should not be discussing this stuff with her. Way to steal her innocence and childhood. Sad for those kids.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 16, 2018 06:10 PM (dP3gR)

She had her promo pic for "Insatiable"with her squeezing her tits together while tweeting f bombs.

I told her to keep squeezing them together but her kids can't be too proud about her language.

A staffer must've got to her.

Posted by: golfman at October 16, 2018 06:18 PM (If3tB)

401 Where else on the intertubes can you find shit like this? ROFLMAO
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at October 16, 2018 06:13 PM (438dO)

Kavs yearbooks

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

402 07
191 Put about 200 rounds of 5.56 down range this morning. Felt good.



Buy ammo. Practice.



Posted by: Under Fire at October 16, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)



This is just good advice right here.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, now with Bad Times at the El Royale review at October 16, 2018 05:43 PM (xJa6I)


And doggone fun, too!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2018 06:21 PM (UsCnO)

403 391
I predict that the Dem primaries are going to be epic. Truly epic.

I want dinner and fight like that bad LV show. But real life peoples hands hacked off and blood on the sawdust. Liz!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:21 PM (JFO2v)

404 The only objection I have to the "horseface" tweet is this: Does it really make sense to criticize the appearance of someone you slept with? I mean, that sort of reflects badly on your own standards.
Posted by: Ace's liver



A stiff dick has no conscience.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 06:21 PM (hAdu/)

405 A stiff dick has no conscience.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 16, 2018 06:21 PM (hAdu/)

Kind of sexist what about a wet pussy?

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:24 PM (JFO2v)

406 And doggone fun, too!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2018 06:21 PM (UsCnO)

I have an AR I have never shot. One of those drinking lets get custom rifles military grade barrels and receivers, gimme some cash. Friend goes off to armorer and I end up with custom 5.56. Under bed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 16, 2018 06:27 PM (JFO2v)

407 Trump made a mistake by slamming the Whore.


Punching down cost him votes, pure and simple. And when talking Stormy Daniels, that's way, way down.


Not those reading this smart military blog, but the squishies that vote on emotion. Many of them voted for him in '16. In purple districts.


Their votes count, too.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 16, 2018 06:28 PM (UsCnO)

408 I suspect that Trump paid off Stormy on behalf of a third party, sort of like what he did for Ailes.



Posted by: Toad-O at October 16, 2018 06:29 PM (cct0t)

409 "By the way, since the Dainties are all butthurt about the "Horseface"
insult, may I suggest Trump use the classier line, "Why the schlong
face?""
No, no, no.
"She may only have been a porn star, but she had the prettiest face I ever came across" is the proper statement.

Posted by: FaCubeItches at October 16, 2018 06:33 PM (rznWS)

410 After all these years we know now the Democrats are no good bunch of bottom dwelling muck suckers

Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at October 16, 2018 06:38 PM (wGqjj)

411 51: That's a haiku.

Posted by: PG at October 16, 2018 06:40 PM (iqCkn)

412 ... *ding, ding**

And another Trump voter is born!

Posted by: PJ at October 16, 2018 06:45 PM (qlTN9)

413 guess I don't get why the ending of the Ninth Gate sucks. Corso investigates what he should not, and it investigates him back. He's seduced, falls, and the end is him walking into the cold light of the angel of the morning star. I like it.
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I may have to rewatch but not exactly what I recall. The book supposedly provided the means to enter Heaven, without dying or earning it. Frank langella did the spell wrong and went to hell bodily.

Pretty sure movie was on interdict because it shows a Gnostic approach to heaven. But I could've recalled wrong.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 16, 2018 07:29 PM (ZuGkg)

414 It is "rut" time for deer, where males by an increase in testosterone, exaggerated sexual dimorphisms and increased aggression and interest in females.

Posted by: SMOD at October 16, 2018 07:34 PM (m7+fb)

415 "Why the schlong face?"

I wouldn't touch her with Bill Kristol's dick.

Posted by: Shanks for the memory at October 16, 2018 07:37 PM (TdCQk)

416 Seems to me calling her "horse face" is a lot nicer than calling her by what she does for a living; whore. Just can't make some people happy.

Posted by: timactual at October 16, 2018 08:27 PM (nn6m4)

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