Vox: Use These Magic Spells to Heal Your Post-Kavanaugh Anguish!

They're uncritically -- even credulously -- "reporting" which Wiccan spells you should cast now.

First, take a candle.

Then, pour some salt into your hand.

Then, keeping the grains in your palm, take a pen to write out a thank you to Christine Blasey Ford, the woman whose allegations of sexual assault against Supreme Court nominee -- and now justice -- Brett Kavanaugh, stunned a nation.

Or, if you prefer, simply say, "I believe you."

It’s just one of the many quasi-religious rituals circulating the internet -- particularly pagan and #resistance circles -- in the wake of Kavanaugh's confirmation. These rituals help self-identified witches process trauma, anger, and grief.

Quasi-religious?

What does "quasi" mean, Vox?

The Gratitude Spell was authored by Instagram user @celestight (who did not respond to request for comment) for the pagan political organization WitchtheVote, which mobilizes voters to support candidates that defend progressive and feminist causes. In this open-ended spell, participants might choose to make a sigil -- a sacred sign -- on the paper, or vary their tribute to Ford in accordance with their own personal experiences and history. They might, if they so choose, send their note to Ford directly.

No matter what, the message is the same. We’re in this together. I believe you.

Modern Wicca and other New Age traditions in the '50s, '60s, and '70s were tied to second-wave feminism. Witchcraft and ritual have become more prominently associated with progressive political causes in recent years with the rise of the contemporary #magicresistance. Last year, for example, a 13,000-strong Facebook group formed to cast regular binding spells on Donald Trump.

But in the aftermath of the bitter fight over Kavanaugh's confirmation, during which the judge firmly denied sexual misconduct against Ford or other women who came forward with similar allegations, rituals have become more than just an emotionally rewarding part of political energy-raising. They’ve also become a form of self-care.

It makes sense that rituals -- and magic --would provide an effective and therapeutic outlet for survivors of sexual violence.

Trust all content from Vox. Magic is an effective therapy.

Oh, and definitely trust them on this crank statistic:

After all, we live in a world where 994 out of every 1,000 rapists escape criminal justice, according to the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN).

99.4% of all rapists escape justice.

I suppose that becomes slightly more plausible (if still crank and implausible) when you take note that they're speaking of the world, including the parts of it that leftists like to use for their women-are-oppressed statistics but which they will not under any circumstances actually name -- they prefer implying this is all going on in the West, of course.

Oh, I love this bold-face highlight:

Once, women were put to death for witchcraft. Now it could be "life-saving" for some.

But there you go. Your Millennial Explainer website is now explaining how to do "life-saving" magical surgery on yourself.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:39 PM




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1 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

2 Not insane.

Not responsible.

Posted by: The Left at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (TEv5V)

3 Foist suckers

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (9dzlp)

4 It's not a political movement. It's a religion! and a really, really stupid one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (k1TUh)

5 Some good reporting there Slick

Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (8ikIW)

6 That's what happens when you read the content.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (9dzlp)

7
They prefer implying this is all going on in the West, of course.

By white Christian conservatives.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (LsBY9)

8 The Trump hexes have been working so well!

Posted by: Jake from Fake News at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (vDqXW)

9

Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel. we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel come to me...


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (/9p9e)

10 Counter spell

Posted by: MAGA at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (/8RAd)

11 On the stake, Witches.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (yQpMk)

12 If the R's hold the House, and expand their lead in the Senate, then Vox will bring out the **real** spells.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (TEv5V)

13 They forgot to add the step about balancing an empty beer bottle on your head while balancing on one foot. Otherwise it won't work.

Posted by: Jabroni at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (TcM5G)

14 #MagicResistance? How's that workin' out for ya, Dumbledore?

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (k1TUh)

15 We should throw this post into the pond.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (4e+hS)

16 They know the druids used to sacrifice people, right?

Who cares. The fact these people feel safe to babble their insanity is one reason you feel sympathy for Judge Hawthorne and his "undertakings." Hang them all, indeed.

Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (J+c/7)

17
It's a religion! and a really, really stupid one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (k1TUh)


It doesn't even have snazzy robes and incense.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (LsBY9)

18 I dealt with the confirmation by casting a Spell of Blackness that granted my INT +10 in Shotgunned Brewskis. Then I mounted my dope af Rape Beast and rode off to another rager.

Posted by: mugiwara at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (tAj5d)

19 99.4% of all rapists escape justice.

Well, when you define an unwanted kiss as "rape", that is going to get the numbers up.

Posted by: The ARC of History at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (TEv5V)

20 12 If the R's hold the House, and expand their lead in the Senate, then Vox will bring out the **real** spells.
Posted by: The ARC of History at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (TEv5V)


Vox and spelling are mutually exclusive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (/9p9e)

21 What would it take to fully expose Ford?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (4ZE6o)

22 11. On the stake, witches.
**
You furfags - stack that wood a little back. Ya want the heat, not the flame, to do the work.
* clubs brony because brony *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (fA1SL)

23 I'm officially dumber having read that. I have no idea what this mercury swilling assclown is talking about.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (KP5rU)

24 Trump has a spell too.

It's called "winning"

And, the difference is, it works

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (TN1P5)

25 I hate when I am trying to cast a spell but I've run out of reagents and the Wiccan Eporium is closed...

Posted by: Smash'em at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (LJ9Zw)

26 Music to go with this thread and get you in the mood for Halloween

https://youtu.be/GHEuSGGmX-c

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (rFXJM)

27
So how many witches are there in a population of 330 million?

Posted by: Pensworth Coalington at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (oYD2h)

28 People get offended when I suggest that these folks are Satan worshippers.
Let's say I'm wrong, what would they be doing differently?

Posted by: navybrat loves Columbus at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (w7KSn)

29 Witches who approve of/conduct witch-hunts. That's nice

Posted by: Nightwitch at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (CQA0X)

30 Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel. we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel come to me...


oh gawd I'm such a geek.

but you are too!

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)

31 I'll have my Golden Scalp Weasel Combat Mages on standby.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

32 They should have just screamed "Alohamora" at the doors of the Supreme Court. Would have opened 'em right up.

Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (1uG1d)

33 I like to carry a talisman around to keep me safe. One with 7 rds of .45acp.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (yQpMk)

34 So the resistance witches failed in their attempt to derail Kavanaugh from being confirmed so now they'll do spells to make them feel better? O.k. Whatever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)

35 Sad, broken people. Are there any healthy leftists?

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (fxHil)

36 So anyone want to take bets on whether these clowns will get the same level of snark evangelical atheists like Allahpundit regularly dish out at Christians?

Yeah, thought so.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (cfSRQ)

37
Perspective:


DJIA
Nov 7, 2016: 17,888

Jan 26, 2018: 26,616

Mar 23, 2018: 23,533

Today, Oct 10, 2018: 25, 598

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (2epC0)

38 If you don't believe in something, you will believe in anything

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (T4oHT)

39 30 Hail hail fire and snow,
call the Angel. we will go,
far away and for to see,
Friendly Angel come to me...


oh gawd I'm such a geek.

but you are too!
Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (k1TUh)

*points*
NEEEEEERRRRRRD!!!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (NWiLs)

40 Kavanaugh should have been dunked in water to determine if he was truthful or not.

Posted by: The Left at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (TEv5V)

41
Spell Check - a limerick

Cast a chicken bone, what do you see?
Then throw in a Wiccan or three
Then right 'fore your eyes
You just might win first prize
At your neighborhood's big spelling bee!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (m45I2)

42 27. One fewer - Abramovic is self-deporting.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (fA1SL)

43 The universal culture of Rape, then.

Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (vDqXW)

44 So, if you can cast a spell to cast of the anguish of rapey Brett, why don't these witches cast a spell to give Ford some peace and closure? Why is she a shell of a woman 30 years later?

Posted by: Level 10 Magic-User at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (Uysai)

45 There is nothing quasi about magic... much like what Yoda says to Luke about the word 'try.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (rFXJM)

46 Kavanaugh should have been dunked in water to determine if he was truthful or not.

Posted by: The Left at October 10, 2018 06:45 PM (TEv5V)
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Just weigh him against a duck.

Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (vDqXW)

47 Did they mention the Magic 8 Ball?

How that will help them know what to do in any situation?

Bcz they should.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (rco8e)

48 Bubble, bubble, toil and trouble!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (I16G8)

49 18 I dealt with the confirmation by casting a Spell of Blackness that granted my INT +10 in Shotgunned Brewskis. Then I mounted my dope af Rape Beast and rode off to another rager."

Somebody round here must've case a Spell of Blackness up on MLK Avenue. It ain't wearin' off, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (k1TUh)

50 99.4% of all rapists escape justice.

---

Ask some local cops how many claims of rape come through their office every week.

BJ for a ride downtown and guy can't take her? Rape.

Meth head can't remember where she put her fix after gangbang for the daily dose? Rape.

And that's not even getting into "regret" rape or revenge claims just to f*ck with people.

I'd be surprised if 10% are legitimate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (Qf3Gh)

51
Are there any healthy leftists?

Soros and RBG are going to live forever.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (LsBY9)

52 Here's a ritual, put your left hand on your crotch,
place your right hand in the air and make the "OK" sign.
then face East and say "Hail Trump, and bite me bitche"

Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (vCA4F)

53 The reason 99.4% escape justice is because all non-Muslim men are rapists. (it's impossible for a Muslim to be a rapist).

Therefore, until all of us cisgendered men are jailed for having the temerity to breathe, that statistic will never go down.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (+dsLj)

54 That spell won't work unless you also inhale your own Boof at the same time.

Posted by: Bruce at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (8ikIW)

55 Witches who approve of/conduct witch-hunts. That's nice Posted by: Nightwitch at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (CQA0X)

Hypocrite, thy name is liberal. We agree with BOTH sides of the Crucible!

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

56 You'd think witches would be a little more sensitive about an obvious witch trial and attempted witch burning.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (fxHil)

57 > First, take a candle.

Like, what, pick up a candle? Should it be lit?

> Then, pour some salt into your hand.

How? I've got a candle in one hand and a salt shaker in the other. I've got zero palms free into which I can pour salt.

> Then, keeping the grains in your palm

Now you're just being silly. I don't have four hands, Ms Wiccan Chick.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (9qZ3S)

58 Does this mean Trump will lose his hand and have a chainsaw replace it? Or a steel bionic hand?

He definitely should carry around a double-barreled shotgun with cobalt blue finish, walnut stock and a hair trigger.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)

59 What are the facts behind these all these college twits saying they personally heard from dozens of their friends who've been raped.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)

60 Candles and salt? Pfft. Sex magick is where it's at.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (NWiLs)

61 I'm old enough to remember when wing of bat and eye of newt meant something other than Pelosi and Gingrich.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (m45I2)

62 If ya ask me, I really don't think their binding spells worked out so hot.

Posted by: Old Blue at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (gEvQ8)

63 Vox: the place where stupid people go to feel smart, and wind up all the stupider because of it.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (bZ76Y)

64 Fuck High School! We have your 3rd Grade records!
https://hotair.com/archives/2018/10/10/hot-scoop-hollywood-reporter-space stephen-miller-man-eight-years-old/

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (JFO2v)

65
Want a laff?

Here's how the Guardian covered the US markets on Novemeber 7, 2016:


Dow Jones surges by 371 points as Wall Streets bets on Clinton victory




Closing post: Wall Street posts biggest jump since March


DING DING! Wall Street has just posted its best day since the
start of March, as the closing bell brings today's rally to a halt.

Predictions of a Hillary Clinton election victory have cheered the markets, ending a nine-day losing streak.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (2epC0)

66 No, no, no, no, NO!

Take the candle, set it afire, burn your freakin' ass off.

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (HLTe8)

67 As for all these casting spells at Trump to hurt him, better to remember the Three Fold Rule.

Karma IS a b!tch and you are bringing it upon yourself.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (rFXJM)

68 willowed

Hurricane update-

Eye wall is approximately 40 miles away. Heading directly towards us.

The roof of the local emergency management office just collapsed. It fell in on the management team. Everybody is ok.

Conditions are continuing to deteriorate rapidly.

An interesting night ahead.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (Qc6BK)

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (Qc6BK)

69 Last year, for example, a 13,000-strong Facebook group formed to cast regular binding spells on Donald Trump.

So he'd be winning even more bigly if they weren't doing that? Wow.

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (sdi6R)

70
Then, pour some salt into your hand.

Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)

71 These rituals help self-identified witches process trauma, anger, and grief.



Can we just burn the witches and get it over with?

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (gECZB)

72 Binding spells seem a tad hypocritical.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (Qf3Gh)

73 Never knew about the Wiccan -- feminist connection. I learn something new everyday here.

Posted by: eleven at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (NLLmE)

74 47 Did they mention the Magic 8 Ball?

How that will help them know what to do in any situation?

Bcz they should.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at October 10, 2018 06:46 PM (rco8e)

Break out the mirrors and straws!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (NWiLs)

75 Everytime I come across something about witches I picture Hillary dancing naked in the pale moonlight with her nipples inscribing pentagrams in the dirt as she sways and boogies.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (7GNTg)

76
I like how the DJIA is cooling off.

The Best Bull Markets Climb A Wall of Worry


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (2epC0)

77 Since the left looooves Harry Potter:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMzrgXFeX_o

Double, double, toil and trouble
Something wicked this way comes.


Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (hvf9s)

78 Chesterton was right. They stopped believing in Judeo-Christianity, so now they believe in *anything*.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (ujg0T)

79 Where are the frogs and eyes of newt? This is not how it's done.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (MxIn6)

80 One caveat..whatever curse you throw will come back to bite you in the ass.

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (HLTe8)

81 Whenever I read about "hexes", I imagine benzene molecules and am very confused.

Posted by: Chris M at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (05KZY)

82 Hurricane update-

Eye wall is approximately 40 miles away. Heading directly towards us.

The roof of the local emergency management office just collapsed. It fell in on the management team. Everybody is ok.

Conditions are continuing to deteriorate rapidly.

An interesting night ahead.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (Qc6BK)
Posted by: weirdflunky



Praying.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (gECZB)

83 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THERE ARE PEOPLE READING THIS WEBSITE THAT ACTUALLY BELIEVE IT......OH WAit it actually isn't funny, it's actually sad and pathetic.

Posted by: BINtter ROETHLISclinger at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (xLE8T)

84 75
Everytime I come across something about witches I picture Hillary
dancing naked in the pale moonlight with her nipples inscribing
pentagrams in the dirt as she sways and boogies.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (7GNTg)

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That mental picture....damn you!

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (cfSRQ)

85 Hmmm... this spell is nothing more than a Prayer..

A prayer to an unknown power... one THEY don't even name.

Is it any surprise that those who would 'put another god before me'...

Would than also 'bear false witness'?

Posted by: Don Q at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (NgKpN)

86 Stay safe, Florida and Georgia Morons!

Posted by: pookysgirl at October 10, 2018 06:49 PM (XKZwp)

87 He definitely should carry around a double-barreled shotgun with cobalt blue finish, walnut stock and a hair trigger.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
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This, is my BOOM STICK. It's Yuuuge, and you will get hurt bigly.

Posted by: Donald the Trump at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (vDqXW)

88
This is coming from the I-love-science-sexually people, you know.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (LsBY9)

89
That was just quasi-rape. You should just put some ice on that and it'll be fine.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (eXA4G)

90 Good luck, weirdflunky.

I saw where Joe Bastardi said that this is the strongest landfalling hurricane in history between Mobile and Tampa. About the only good thing is that it's moving quickly.

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

91 Sometimes ... it's nice to be reminded that these stupid fuckers actually think THEY'RE going to put US in the camps.

Good luck kids. Have at it.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (fiGNd)

92 What would it take to fully expose Ford?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (4ZE6o)
...............

A junior high keg party?

Posted by: wth at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

93 We need the Holy Hand grenade of Antioch for this one

Posted by: Roman Maroni at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (vCA4F)

94 87 He definitely should carry around a double-barreled shotgun with cobalt blue finish, walnut stock and a hair trigger.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (cfSRQ)
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This, is my BOOM STICK. It's Yuuuge, and you will get hurt bigly.
Posted by: Donald the Trump at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (vDqXW)

Shop smart! Shop Trump-Mart!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (NWiLs)

95 Reminder Cuck John Ziegler is a Sandusky truther who believes he is totally innocent. He also got arrested trying to attack one of the kids Jerry Sandusky adopted and raped.

Posted by: MaximusDaximus at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (ZuY0G)

96 Hang dai weirdflunky

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (Qf3Gh)

97 Did they steal that number from Ivory Soap, "99 44/100% pure" ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (58Au8)

98 24 Trump has a spell too.

It's called "winning"

And, the difference is, it works
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at October 10, 2018 06:44 PM (TN1P5)



Bippity, boppity, Big!

Posted by: eleven at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (NLLmE)

99 If you use 2 candles, sugar instead of salt, and write Hillary! will never be president, you get a boner.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (4e+hS)

100 Look in the mirror and repeat my name 10 times.

Posted by: Mary Worth at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (K22Va)

101 It must be true. I looked it up on Wiccapedia!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (m45I2)

102 WitchTheVote. There's an organization called WitchTheVote.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (U5tDi)

103 Be safe, weirdflunky.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

104 What are the facts behind these all these college twits saying they personally heard from dozens of their friends who've been raped.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)


I have known more than my share of people who've lived through actual sexual abuse. None of them would consider 35 year old high-school groping hijinks to be traumatic.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (fxHil)

105 I always preferred the " Put the lime in the coconut" spell myself.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (MxIn6)

106 Eye wall is approximately 40 miles away. Heading directly towards us.



The roof of the local emergency management office just collapsed. It fell in on the management team. Everybody is ok.



Conditions are continuing to deteriorate rapidly.



An interesting night ahead.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 06:43 PM (Qc6BK)
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Ugh. Be careful.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (cfSRQ)

107 Charlie is definitely there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (NWiLs)

108 Did they mention the Magic 8 Ball?
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Answer hazy, ask again.

Posted by: Magic 8-ball at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (vDqXW)

109 what if I believe Brett and say the chant for him? Will the lying fraud woman feel voodoo pins push into her lying eyes?


cause if the chant is good to protect a raped woman, shouldn't it work to protect a wrongly accused man?


just rhetorical of course, but I'd like them to answer that.

Posted by: illiniwek at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (Cus5s)

110 >>> Hurricane update-Eye wall is approximately 40 miles away. Heading directly towards us.

Blessings on all the Horde and innocents in its path.

Supposedly this is the strongest landfall for a hurricane in 50 years? Too bad the left spent all their weather fury on the last hurricane, and are still distracted by Kavanaugh. Have not been able to twist this against Trump like they normally would. Their heart is not in it.

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (hvf9s)

111 Santa Muerte, Wicca, Odinism. What do they all have in common?

1) All are pagan beliefs that died out for centuries and whose modern practice bear no resemblance to their true faith (Aztecs, Druids, Vikings).

2) All promote hatred of Christianity, despite the fact their standard historical practice was downright savage compared to the worst Christian excesses.

Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (J+c/7)

112 First, start with a fully grown saguaro cactus. Preferably one with many offshoots. Now, look at a picture of Bret Kavanaugh getting sworn in. If it helps. Look at a pic of Hillary. Now, very swiftly shove it up your ass. Feel better? I know I do. Because Brett is young and healthy and Ruth Bader Ginsburg is going to be expiring soon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (e+/yu)

113 105 I always preferred the " Put the lime in the coconut" spell myself.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:51 PM (MxIn6)

Add some white rum and you're good to go

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

114 I ask Jews what is the difference in the G D hating people of today and those of the old Testament? Would they kill you given the chance?

Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

115 'An interesting night ahead'

Hunker down WF. Just talked to my my folks who are down that way. When it's done with yall it's headed here.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

116
100 Aceloos for whoever knows what a "sugarglider" is.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (2epC0)

117 Spells!? Quick, somebody tell the Babylon Bee that they've been scooped - better luck tomorrow.

Posted by: Murrican Injun at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (xptlg)

118 it's actually sad and pathetic.


********


You might even say tragick!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (m45I2)

119 What are the facts behind these all these college twits saying they personally heard from dozens of their friends who've been raped.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 10, 2018 06:47 PM (4ZE6o)
---
Remember, victimhood is status, these days.

Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (vDqXW)

120 116
100 Aceloos for whoever knows what a "sugarglider" is.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (2epC0)

It's a small mammal that some people keep as pets.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (NWiLs)

121 Even Neo Wayland.a thoughtful fellow who is a Neo Pagan over at "The Other McCain" and who seems to be a Libertarian but with conservative ideas regarding economic policy remarked that the Witches who were doing spells against Kavanagh were possibly going to run into trouble if he were innocent and they were trying to bind/hurt him-that they were likely to get some spiritual blowback.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (AllCR)

122 It would be fun if a media outlet reported that bearing false witness is #9 in the list of the actual 10 commandments.

1 and 2 are not having other gods and not making idols.

But hey, if you're going to do number 1 and 2, best to do it in "support" of someone who broke #9.

What a cluster.

Babylon Bee could parody these people by saying "Having an abortion will help you heal from the Kavanaugh ordeal" but then some people would actually do it.

Posted by: Texas Dan at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (yL25O)

123 weirdflunky, you be careful! Same for all the other Morons in Michael's path. St. Michael the Archangel, protect them!

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (U5tDi)

124 100 Aceloos for whoever knows what a "sugarglider" is.

******


It's a type of weasel.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (m45I2)

125 Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

Social Jews, not practicing.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (xLE8T)

126 116. Some sorta adorable little arboreal critter what sleeps in a mini hammock.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (fA1SL)

127 It's all so embarrassing.

Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (uXX7B)

128 Insomniac, Dark rum works quicker.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (MxIn6)

129
Next thing you know President Trump will be calling union thugs union thugs!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (2epC0)

130 It is written, Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.

Posted by: ALH at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (dczB+)

131 So why not just use some magic to save us from global warming?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (Qf3Gh)

132 Gather 1 pound butter, 3 cups sugar, 6 large eggs, 4 cups all-purpose flour, 3/4 cup milk, 1 teaspoon almond extract, and 1 teaspoon vanilla extract. Mix them together while whispering Winning, Winning.

Then bake my cake, Witch.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (yQpMk)

133 Father, forgive them for they know exactly what they do and they are dumbasses.

Nope, not Saint Francis.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uMvaP)

134 Then, pour some salt into your hand.





Pour some sugar on me...
Posted by: Def Leppard

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (gECZB)

135 128 Insomniac, Dark rum works quicker.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (MxIn6)

That is some racist shit right there.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (NWiLs)

136 1 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

You're on a roll! Cited for a LOL on the main page, and now this bit of humor.

Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uXX7B)

137
I never heard "sugarglider" until today.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (2epC0)

138 I would say that these people should really seek the treatment of mental health care professionals before they commit harm to themselves, but . . . well . . . I want them to commit harm to themselves so . . . have at the crazy, lefty!

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (mvvCm)

139 1400 people called the anonymous FBI tipline in the past month to say Kav had raped them or someone they knew. These people are beyond deranged.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (AllCR)

140 Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.

Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

As SoS, she tirelessly helped Obama in his quest to empower the enemies of the Jewish nation. I don't think Jews who help betray Israel should be called Jews. They're something else.

Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (J+c/7)

141 Speaking of witchcraft, I predict the selloff will continue tomorrow, the masters of the universe needing hooker and blow money for the weekend. I also predict a rebound on Friday, and by this time next week a correction to the correction.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (xzqr4)

142 So why not just use some magic to save us from global warming?

Or from rape.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uMvaP)

143 A few years ago, I was just indulging my inner Lovecraft fan that Leftists were worshipping the Devil to gain power. Now I'm sure there are actual Satanists in the hierarchy of the Left

Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (Izzlo)

144 Law students are having a walkout day to protest Kav.

Someone needs to have them all sign a petition, which can be put into a database for Kav to reference if one of these little shits ever have to argue in front of him.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (LWu6U)

145 8 The Trump hexes have been working so well!
Posted by: Jake from Fake News at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (vDqXW)

hahahaha

I love this place.

Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (uXX7B)

146 Cuckoo for coco puffs

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

147
Sonia Sodomizer has spells. Get her a 10 lb box of See's truffles and surround her with night tables....


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (/9p9e)

148 Sugarglider...like a flying possum?

Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (1uG1d)

149 Jeez, even I know what a sugarglider is.

Terribly poisonous, btw. Only poisonous mammal. Toxin sacs under their armpits.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (Qf3Gh)

150 The Modern Wiccan is more of a follower of Alistair Crowley where one's will and desire is all that matters while skipping over the part of 'doing no harm to others.'

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (rFXJM)

151 WINGARDIUMMM LEVIOSAAAAAA

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (UCfux)

152 They got a spell for getting laid? That would be far more useful.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)

153 Put some salt, and an M-80 in your hand, then light it.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (e+/yu)

154 Did they steal that number from Ivory Soap, "99 44/100% pure" ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at October 10, 2018 06:50 PM (58Au

Made me think they are trolling.

But Vox.

Posted by: golfman at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (rhXTS)

155 Did they mention the Magic 8-Ball?


************


"Magic 8-Ball, Is This Likely? - a limerick

This could turn out a terrible mess
But I'll give it a shot nonetheless
Will the meter be in time?
And the punchline end in rhyme?
Magic 8-Ball says "Signs point to Yes!"

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (m45I2)

156
Insomniac, Dark rum works quicker.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (MxIn6)







But Jobu don't help with curve ball.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (eXA4G)

157
1400 calls to the fbi?

Doesn't that kinda prove he's a witch?? Er, I mean rapist.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (2epC0)

158 I guess the two men executed in Salem, MA identified as women.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (//voU)

159 Insomniac, My reply would get me banned.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (MxIn6)

160 10 Counter spell
Posted by: MAGA at October 10, 2018 06:42 PM (/8RAd)

Everybody's on a roll here tonight.

Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (uXX7B)

161 Oh come on my hash is so close to perfect!

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UCfux)

162 151 WINGARDIUMMM LEVIOSAAAAAA
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (UCfux)

It's LeviOHsa, not LeviosAAA.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

163 Ooo eee ooo ah ah ting tang walla walla bing bang!

Posted by: Witch Doctor at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (3I7wr)

164
Possums fly?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (2epC0)

165 Jay Powell Fed Chair: Hey I got a great idea!!! Let's massively raise interest rates the month before the mid-term elections.

I'm sure there will be no untoward effects on the economy!!!

I mean, you couldn't telegraph what your real goal is Jay any better dipshit.

Posted by: Kreplach at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (kT3/m)

166 ' Sugarglider...like a flying possum?'

Weasel. Flying freaking weasel.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UdKB7)

167 159 Insomniac, My reply would get me banned.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (MxIn6)

Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (NWiLs)

168 136 1 Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:41 PM (fA1SL)

You're on a roll! Cited for a LOL on the main page, and now this bit of humor.
Posted by: m at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (uXX7B)

Humor?

Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (Izzlo)

169 I'd love to read a short story about Terry Pratchett's witches walking into this gathering.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (Qf3Gh)

170
Hey, I found a 20 megaton nuclear warhead in the toolroom! Maybe we can stop this sucker in its tracks.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (LsBY9)

171 Yankees fans always try this against the Red Sox.

Because... Yankees fans.

Posted by: MLB ALC at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (WAZk1)

172 136. Wow! Ace noticed me and honors my humble efforts on the sidebar! This is just the kinda publicity that can help me build my laundromat empire!

Thanks, chief!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (fA1SL)

173 166 ' Sugarglider...like a flying possum?'

Weasel. Flying freaking weasel.
Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (UdKB7)

Back in WW2 their squadron was called the Screamin' Weasels.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (NWiLs)

174 Place a slice of bread in the left hand. Add 2 slices of sliced turkey, and one slice of swiss cheese. Place one slice of bread in the right hand. Bring hands together to create the blessed sandwich. Deliver sandwich to someone you love.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (fxHil)

175 Possums fly?

--

Word. Dope, even.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (Qf3Gh)

176 I bet whatever idiot wrote this regularly bashes Christianity and attacks people that offer thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Buzzion at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (zRwJ/)

177
Possums fly?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (2epC0)






Depends on what kind of bait you put in the trebuchet.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 06:57 PM (eXA4G)

178 Mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaC-WDrvmUQ

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (hvf9s)

179 Then, pour some salt into your hand.


*********


I was salted by a Wiccan in high school, can't remember when or where.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (m45I2)

180 Speaking of religion...

October 7th in the Catholic liturgical calendar is a feast day. There are lots of feast days, holy days of obligation and solemnities, but what I find interesting is that the feast in question is Our Lady of the Rosary, sometimes known as Our Lady of Victory.

It commemorates the victory of the Christian fleet over the Turkish Navy at the Battle of Lepanto in 1571. In the run-up to the battle, Pope Pius V directed all Catholics to say the Rosary in hope of obtaining victory. And it worked.

So on Sunday, Justice Kavanaugh could get up, go to mass, and then come home and celebrate a feast dedicated to victory.

Suck it, pagans.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (cfSRQ)

181 Everytime they get a letter wrong in one of those spells Hillary does a faceplant. These elder gods are nothing if not precise.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (7GNTg)

182 Hope you know some spells that help dig a canal, wiccans.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (UCfux)

183 First take a large candle, then press rock salt into it, the take rock salt encrusted candle and shove it

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (1g7ch)

184 I saw that Wikipedia has banned Breitbart News as a source because "fake news!!!" or something.

Is Vox still totes allowed?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (Qf3Gh)

185 I watched the genius Lester Holt and his brave news crew put a mattress in front of their hotel window to keep glass from flying in if the window broke. They stood there holding up the mattress instead of, you know, maybe going into the hall where a whole wall would be between them and the wind. We should totally trust them cause they're sooo smart.

Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (1uG1d)

186 1400? Boy Kavanaugh was a busy guy

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

187 Possums fly?

With sufficient throwing force applied to the tail, yes.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (uMvaP)

188 Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)
-------------------------------------------------------------------
Social Jews, not practicing.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2018 06:53 PM (xLE8T)


Not my experience. Same applies to Catholics - Protestants - etc... etc...

I write it up to a Willful Ignorance that Man has somehow "evolved" past those Bad Old Days.

Well - The Gods of the Copybook Headings are tuning up - I get the feeling their next number is really going to be a stem-winder.

Exception to the Rule seems to be Southern Baptists. I think it's because they're just pre-disposed to fight about anything.

That's gonna' serve them well.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (fiGNd)

189 152 They got a spell for getting laid? That would be far more useful.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018

....

Are you speaking of the Incellus Eliminatus spell?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (xLE8T)

190 152 They got a spell for getting laid? That would be far more useful.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (NWiLs)



I think they go to the Magick Sex Shop and buy the magick Sex Toys.......

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (ujg0T)

191
I was salted by a Wiccan in high school, can't remember when or where.

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (m45I2)

I banged a Wiccan so hard my classmates called me the Devil.

Posted by: trev006 at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (J+c/7)

192 Centuries from now, the current enlightened moderns will look back and wonder why the witch hunts took place.

Posted by: WOPR at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (J70i0)

193
144 Law students are having a walkout day to protest Kav.

Someone needs to have them all sign a petition, which can be put into a database for Kav to reference if one of these little shits ever have to argue in front of him.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 06:55 PM (LWu6U)






Snap quiz. 40% of your grade.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (eXA4G)

194 For BH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?
v=Tbgv8PkO9eo

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (n9EOP)

195 178 Mood music:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaC-WDrvmUQ
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 06:58 PM (hvf9s)

No no no. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Accept no substitutes.

Besides, aren't you supposed to be out snogging with your gentleman caller?

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

196 Place some salt in your hand... and then throw it over your left shoulder.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (MxIn6)

197 Pour some sugar on me...
Posted by: Def Leppard
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (gECZB)


No sugar tonight...

Posted by: The Guess Who at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (rco8e)

198 Malleus Maleficarum, motherfuckers.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (UCfux)

199 I was salted by a Wiccan in high school, can't remember when or where.

--

#MeToo

Mine was the spelling teacher.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (Qf3Gh)

200 I told you they were witches.

Posted by: Caliban at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (QE8X6)

201 I once saw WitchTheVote open for Mrs. Menses at the Ozark Mountain Amphitheatre in 1985.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (zncB8)

202 Tried it after I left judeo-X. A long time ago. Along with a bunch of other things until I found my path.. It's all rather silly.

Still have the Runestones. Which fits for a Nord.

Posted by: Esch at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (v83UF)

203 "... we have almost no socially cohesive rituals or structures by which [blah blah blah]..."

Uh, that's your side's fault, Voxxers.

Posted by: MI Lurker at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (CMsMX)

204 Well, I *definitely* take them credibly NOW.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (oVJmc)

205 If you get a salted by a Wiccan, we might be able to do some business, if you know what I'm saying!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (n9EOP)

206 I am confused.

It seems they like the mysticism and rituals of religion, and the fall back hope for greater justice and power when in trouble, so what is their problem with actual religion.

I guess they don't like the moral teachings, millennia of wisdom and subordination to studied and practiced leaders.

I mean, they talk about Christians as if they were crazy idiots for their beliefs, but it is not the higher power that bothers them, it is the responsibility that comes with it. Could they be any stupider.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (LWu6U)

207 Possums fly?


They fall with style.

Posted by: no good deed at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (1uG1d)

208 99.44% rapist has a nice ring to it. Not sure why.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)

209 197 Pour some sugar on me...
Posted by: Def Leppard
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 06:54 PM (gECZB)


No sugar tonight...
Posted by: The Guess Who at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (rco8e)

Oh sugar!

Posted by: The Archies at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (NWiLs)

210 Make it Brown Sugar...

Posted by: Rolling Stones at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (rco8e)

211 Make me a sandwitch!

Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (m45I2)

212
It seems they like the mysticism and rituals of religion, and the fall back hope for greater justice and power when in trouble, so what is their problem with actual religion.

You can't pray for the shit they want and expect a "real" God to grant it

Posted by: Jimmah Carter at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

213 >>> No no no. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Accept no substitutes. Besides, aren't you supposed to be out snogging with your gentleman caller?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)

I know I know, but the clip had ACTUAL leftist witches, so I couldn't resist.

Not for another hour and a half! Leaving soon to go get ready. And I never snog on the first date.

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (hvf9s)

214 Witchcraft and ritual have become more prominently associated with progressive political causes in recent years with the rise of the contemporary #magicresistance.

ROFLMAO!

I mean, really. These guys are funny!

Are they going to try to levitate the Pentagon again? I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (YPxp7)

215 Whatevs, sugartits.

Posted by: jsg at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (2BGhz)

216 I'd love to read a short story about Terry Pratchett's witches walking into this gathering.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 06:56 PM (Qf3Gh)
-------
Granny Weaterwax would read them the Riot Act, Nanny Ogg would cheerfully browbeat them into giving her booze and cigars, and Magrat would...er...bring bat-shaped biscuits.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (bZ76Y)

217 Wiccans are only spared canal duty if they look like Fauruza Balk.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)

218
Make me a sandwitch!
Posted by: Muldoon at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (m45I2)







You should learn how to spell.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (eXA4G)

219 Types..... Deletes....

Our country is boned!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (0OmEj)

220

Abracadabra, Motherfuckers!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (dtPtV)

221 114 I ask Jews what is the difference in the G D hating people of today and those of the old Testament? Would they kill you given the chance?

Over 70% of the Jews voted for Hillary, a person that hates you and your G D.
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 10, 2018 06:52 PM (JFO2v)

...

God didn't hate them.

He was, in fact, incredibly patient with them. He tells Abraham that "the iniquity of the Amorites is not yet complete" and so it's Abraham's future generations that will come inhabit the land once it's finally, finally time for judgement.

It's instructive to know what the people who lived there were doing, e.g. child sacrifices.

Posted by: Texas Dan at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (yL25O)

222 And some people question whether the left is demonic...

Posted by: Magic is GREAT!!! at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (y/A91)

223 PDT has been announced & is approaching the podium

of course, he's taking his sweet time because: President

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (KCxzN)

224 Sugar, Sugar. I hated that stupid song.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (MxIn6)

225 The Sidebar Item "A New Drift-Compatible Podcast" made me giggle.


ISWYDT

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (yQpMk)

226 I just combined Gin, Vermouth and 2 olives and magic happened.

Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (4e+hS)

227 Pour a little sugar on me, Baby

Posted by: The Archies (the only rock band that matters) at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (LWu6U)

228 Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing a baby on All Hallow's Eve

Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (Izzlo)

229 Use Blue Emu. It works fast and you won't stink.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (4mUNO)

230 BOO!

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (O2RFr)

231 Repurposing "The Craft" fan fiction to own the cons.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)

232 Blood, Sugar, Sex Magic.

Posted by: Red Hot Chili Peppers at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (1uG1d)

233 OT/probably already mentioned: FBI arrests would-be bomber who planned to hit DC ..... motives not yet reported, and will never be, or be muddled up, if it's what you think they are




Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (QDnY+)

234 A spoonful of sugar helps the millennial go down, millennial go down, millennial go down....

In the most delightful way!

Posted by: Julie Andrews at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (xLE8T)

235 Christians are the loony ones, remember that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (pY+s4)

236 I'm sure some of them are good witches

Posted by: x at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (nFwvY)

237 I could say a lot about this. I won't. Other than be aware and stand against this.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (lwiT4)

238 Hello, Alton

Posted by: Ben Had at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (MxIn6)

239 217. Sorry. I joined Team Bead-Fumbler. I'm obligated to be an extremist, like all converts.

*clubs brony. Directs zeks to stack that wood carefully. *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:03 PM (fA1SL)

240 99.44% rapist has a nice ring to it. Not sure why.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)
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You can sing 99.44 to the tune of 25 or 6 to 4.

Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (vDqXW)

241 Maybe the dims are screwed more than the rest of the normal folks.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (0OmEj)

242 Obligatory BOC symbol of good luck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJRonxTAj84

Posted by: DaveA at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (FhXTo)

243 Malleus Maleficarum, motherfuckers.

You're a freak, Kramer.

Posted by: Helena Scheuberin at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (9qZ3S)

244 206
I am confused.



It seems they like the mysticism and rituals of religion, and the
fall back hope for greater justice and power when in trouble, so what is
their problem with actual religion.



Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:00 PM (LWu6U)

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They hate their parents. Seriously, I talked with lots of Wiccan girls in college (because they were easy, duh) and that was a huge motivation.

Seriously, if you were raised Dutch Reformed, what's the single biggest thing you could do to drive mom and dad nuts? Be a pagan.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)

245 For tonight's showing at the Ace of Spaces Cinemaplex and in keeping with the thread's theme, a true classic.

From 1922 Haxan, The Witch

https://youtu.be/CkXlXc0lA9c

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (rFXJM)

246 There's a piece over there on Vox entitled:

Each month, thousands of witches cast a spell against Donald Trump

Posted by: Orson at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (gB2kg)

247 We'll make an exception for anti-Trump Wiccans.

Posted by: The League of the Militant Godless at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (TEv5V)

248 99.44% rapist has a nice ring to it. Not sure why.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (HiLJ1)



Ivory Soap?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:04 PM (ujg0T)

249 Couldn't Dr. Bombay just give them valium?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (oVJmc)

250 I think a succubus is what you need.

Posted by: navybrat loves Columbus at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (w7KSn)

251 If they were pretty blonde nubile witches dancing naked as they conjured up their spells, you morons will be all over this new fad...

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (a0IVu)

252 So some "alleged" teenage drunken groping is enough for them to lose whats left of their minds?

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

253 Anyone remember a while back (few years maybe) where a sidebar link had a video of a millennial opening a can of spaghetti with a can opener and the rest of the group applauded, so the video was touted as a "millennials so pathetic they cheer opening a can"?

That was a shortened version.

The full version was of a nasty "ritual" involving the spaghetti. How nasty? Menstrual blood nasty... these people are frigging deranged...

Posted by: Smash'em at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (LJ9Zw)

254 I was at a witch part with 4 or 2 other witches somewhere at some moment in time

Posted by: Dr. Ford at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (U2JQS)

255 246 There's a piece over there on Vox entitled:

Each month, thousands of witches cast a spell against Donald Trump

Seems to be boomeranging back at them

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

256 In your face witchcraft. Not surprised.

Your party booed putting God in the party platform three times in a voice vote at the convention.

We know what you are -- prehistoric savages.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (ZuGkg)

257 Leftists love off kilter religions such as Santería.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (4mUNO)

258 Oh, yeah. That's witch bullshit I smell. And alot of it.

Posted by: Witchsmeller Pursuivant at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (Evws/)

259 Surprise!


Many expecting Trump attending rally tonight while hurricane hits FL will be exploited politically.


Because sitting around the WH watching monitors, talking occsionally to FEMA and a few governors who have better things to do, is key to helping out in a hurricane.


Stephen Miller (ace had a harsh term for him earlier today) saying it may lead to an "avoidable political headache".


The country is *so* dumbed down, he might be (partially) right. But if anyone can defy this idiotic trend of meaningless symbolic presidential engagement during disasters, I think Trump's the guy.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

260 First, take a candle.

Then stuff it down your pants before the clerk sees.

Then take some salt and rub it in your eyes to make tears, just like Christine did.

Then repeat this:

I am a child of the universe,
no less than the trees and the stars
I have a right to be here.
And right to free college. And free cable. And free organic sushi in the cafeteria prepared by culturally-authentic Japanese chefs. And the right for me and all my FBI/DOJ friends to pick your presidents for you. And your justices. And kick those who disagree.

Serenity Now!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (Ndje9)

261 What does "quasi" mean, Vox?

I dindu nuffin.

Posted by: Quasimodo at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (T71PA)

262 247. They need only renounce their heresy and offer fealty to the God Emperor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)

263 https://youtu.be/_MWzDKE4zbY

Not sure if this little ditty was added for proper mood music but its a great song so I will add it again.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (pY+s4)

264 BTW, where were these people when we nominated Christine O'Donnel?

Posted by: Texas Dan at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (yL25O)

265 There is a town here in So Cal (Ojai) that is famous for this nonsense..it is a really pretty town, but full of alternative culture as they call it - mood stones, hexes, etc.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (a0IVu)

266 http://kunstler.com/clusterfuck-nation/aftermath-as-prologue/
Sums up CBFord and her Deep State connections

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (T4oHT)

267 So some "alleged" teenage drunken groping is enough for them to lose whats left of their minds?
Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

To be fair, they held it together for 36 years...

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (n9EOP)

268 Hopefully this is slightly more Insomniac approved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (hvf9s)

269 ROFLMAO!



I mean, really. These guys are funny!



Are they going to try to levitate the Pentagon again? I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (YPxp7)

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I love the magic resistance. Should we tell them that Trump has anti-magic hair and a long tie of warding?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (cfSRQ)

270 I'm torn between the twangy and wonderful "Castin' My Spell" by Johnny Otis

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=pRFnC1AN0B0

or the 90s garage/party band the Fleshtones and their "Hexbreaker!"

https://hooktube.com/watch?v=lC-yYMvKTiI

(Both great songs)

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (Qf3Gh)

271 217 Wiccans are only spared canal duty if they look like Fauruza Balk.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)

They get a different kind of canal duty.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (NWiLs)

272 Trumptube has Rally if you want to watch.

2 different feeds.

Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (rco8e)

273 They talk a lot about the salem witch trials.

The funny thing is that it was mostly hysterical women accusing each other, and it took men to straighten it out and put an end to it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

274 195
No no no. Screamin' Jay Hawkins. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 06:59 PM (NWiLs)


Useless without a link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kGPhpvqtOc

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

275 Many expecting Trump attending rally tonight while hurricane hits FL will be exploited politically.

I totally expect it.

Posted by: It's me donna at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (O2RFr)

276 If they were pretty blonde nubile witches dancing naked as they conjured up their spells, you morons will be all over this new fad...

Not what you are going to get.

Posted by: Code Pink at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (TEv5V)

277 262
247. They need only renounce their heresy and offer fealty to the God Emperor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (fA1SL)

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Technically they aren't heretics, they are infidels.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (cfSRQ)

278 One fewer - Abramovic is self-deporting.
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You spelled fleeing the jurisdiction wrong.

Posted by: Simplemind at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (ZuGkg)

279 Trump's dogwhistling violence even as we speak.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein Raped My Ferret at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (HiLJ1)

280 They turned me into a Newt.

Posted by: Newt Gingrich at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (4e+hS)

281 80s. Not 90s. But they were still active through the 2000s IIRC.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (Qf3Gh)

282
Leftists love off kilter religions such as Santeria.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


I'm a little nervous they may take up Aztec if the get power.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (LsBY9)

283 'Each month, thousands of bad witches cast a spell against Donald Trump '

FIfY.And each month, thousands of good witches cast spells for Donald Trump. Winning!

Posted by: Glenda at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (UdKB7)

284 5 Reasons Why You Should Live Deliciously

Posted by: Black Phillip, Senior Editor, Vox at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (npy6a)

285 Broseidon, better specify as to when she starred in the movie The Craft and not to an earlier starring role as Dorothy in a Wizard of Oz sequel.

https://youtu.be/Nq7U5Jn56tk

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (rFXJM)

286 268 Hopefully this is slightly more Insomniac approved:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDLLXUaqZxg
Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (hvf9s)

A vast improvement. Ya done good, kid.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (NWiLs)

287 Are they going to try to levitate the Pentagon again? I'd pay to see that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:01 PM (YPxp7)


Yeah ... well ... all you followers of the "Right and Accepted Religions" ... haul your asses out there and pray for a Modern Miracle. Let me know how it turns out.

Better yet - do it unarmed. Trust in your Process.

This Wiccan shit ? The dabbling in the metaphysical ?

It's an acknowledgement by the Progressives that Political Logic doesn't fill that burning fucking hole within themselves that 99% of Man has. The State, no matter how Perfect, will not bring them Utopia.

But they'll keep building Utopia all the same ... the same way a Drunk opens that next Bottle. Exactly the same. Wide-Eyed. With full knowledge of what comes next.

Hence - the looking for something "more".

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (fiGNd)

288 No steamed clam recommendations on Vox?

Posted by: BluesFish at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (SyO2J)

289 If they were pretty blonde nubile witches dancing naked as they conjured up their spells, you morons will be all over this new fad...

Not what you are going to get.
Posted by: Code Pink


Hey sailor!
Posted by: Trigglypuff

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (gECZB)

290 Jeez the Fleshtones are so f*cking fun.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (Qf3Gh)

291 Stephen Miller (ace had a harsh term for him earlier today) saying it may lead to an "avoidable political headache".

The country is *so* dumbed down, he might be (partially) right. But if anyone can defy this idiotic trend of meaningless symbolic presidential engagement during disasters, I think Trump's the guy.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:06 PM (QDnY+)

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As usual, Trump and FEMA have had relief supplies put in place in advance, including personne. You will never hear a media report about this though.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (I16G8)

292 277. Nope. Heretics. Their devotions are misdirected, as in the case of Bulan.
They acknowledge divinity, they just don't know it yet.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

293 They need only renounce their heresy and offer fealty to the God Emperor.


All Trump requires is that you kneel.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

294

Right Side Broadcasting is the youtube channel who is MAGA like us.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (fMj88)

295 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (T71PA)

296 People who mess around with this shit are opening themselves up to deep evil. Yeah, they laugh. Ho Ho Ho. It starts to be not funny pretty quick.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (lwiT4)

297 Getting windy here. Are you still around wierdflunky?

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (UdKB7)

298 I don't get it... Religion (especially Christians) is bad evil and immoral. But pagans are OK. Them dims are radically irrational. Even ill in some sense. Disordered at the very least.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (0OmEj)

299 This Wiccan shit ? The dabbling in the metaphysical ?

It's an acknowledgement by the Progressives that Political Logic doesn't fill that burning fucking hole within themselves that 99% of Man has. The State, no matter how Perfect, will not bring them Utopia.


But communism will.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (gECZB)

300
'Each month, thousands of bad witches cast a spell against Donald Trump '

We have thousands of falling houses and buckets of water.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (LsBY9)

301 276 If they were pretty blonde nubile witches dancing naked as they conjured up their spells, you morons will be all over this new fad...

Not what you are going to get.
Posted by: Code Pink at October 10, 2018 07:08 PM (TEv5V)
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No shit. The last nice thing we got was the top/bottom jump buttons.

Posted by: Weasel at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

302 Trump talking Kavanaugh now, lol.

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (hvf9s)

303 Steve Sailer mentioned that Left beliefs are African witch doctor type stuff. You can hex people just by your thoughts. Also, whites are immune to the hexes. But whites can cast hexes. So, the whole microaggressions, systemic racism, etc. is similar.

Posted by: WOPR at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (J70i0)

304 I don't get it... Religion (especially Christians) is bad evil and immoral. But pagans are OK. Them dims are radically irrational. Even ill in some sense. Disordered at the very least.

Posted by: USNtakim



Mental. Disease.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (gECZB)

305 Red sun rising in the sky
Sleeping village, cockerels cry
Soft breeze blowing in the trees
Peace of mind, feel at ease.

Posted by: JMO at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (znEOw)

306 Each month, thousands of bad witches cast a spell against Donald Trump '

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What's the conversion rate, anyway? How many single prayers from Grammie does it take to counter thousands of prayers from leftists with salted candles and pierced eyebrows who don't believe in religion and somehow have no problem trying to summon the old black gods?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (Qf3Gh)

307 Meanwhile, hundreds of thousands of us prayed for the Kavanaugh family. Which method seems more successful?

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (JKNZq)

308 I am beginning to think brain slugs are real.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (8lPD/)

309 You know who else dabbled in fascism and mysticism?

Posted by: Axeman at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (vDqXW)

310 Who would have thought that, in the 21st century, a witchhunt would be a hunt lead by witches.

Posted by: JSchuler at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (SmZQt)

311 In other, not unsurprising news, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been deemed "not dark enough" to portray fictitious folk hero " Big John " Henry.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (yScAF)

Posted by: Boofffffperch at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (Gqglx)

313 Everyone with access to the witches' Twitter and Farcebook should tell them for it to really work they need to drip the hot candle wax on their genitals, and that it's perfectly safe just like in pr0n flicks.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (Evws/)

314 Dammit. Now I want Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.

The sugar force is strong.

Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (rco8e)

315 Artificial hormones and toxoplasmosis are a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (fA1SL)

316 Thousands of witches may be casting a spell monthly on Donald trump but millions of Christians and Jews are praying for him daily. I have no idea what God has in mind for his Presidency. I do know that prayers that God might give our leaders wisdom so that we might live in all peace and godliness is a Scriptural prayer and so a good one

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (AllCR)

317 285 Broseidon, better specify as to when she starred in the movie The Craft and not to an earlier starring role as Dorothy in a Wizard of Oz sequel.

https://youtu.be/Nq7U5Jn56tk
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:09 PM (rFXJM)

To be honest I preferred Robin Tunney.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

318 I remember my mom giving me some Black Magic at Christmas...delicious ,especially the Turkish delight (U don't wanna KNOW!!!)...

Posted by: saf at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (5IHGB)

319 Imagine thinking that Christianity, with thousands of years of documentation and apologetics from endless sources and the devotion of almost 30% of the world's people, is a big hoax, but Wicca, with beliefs started and detailed by some British dude in the 1950s, is totally legitimate.

Posted by: CPT11A at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (5659K)

320 Huh..... their thing is ABC, looks like.......

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:12 PM (ffWPP)

321 In other, not unsurprising news, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been deemed "not dark enough" to portray fictitious folk hero " Big John " Henry.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (yScAF)

He should be white and Nordic. Skin color doesn't matter any longer for roles, right....right?

Posted by: WOPR at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (J70i0)

322
First, take a candle.

Bee enslaver.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (LsBY9)

323 In other, not unsurprising news, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been deemed "not dark enough" to portray fictitious folk hero " Big John " Henry.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (yScAF)

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It's almost like Hollywood doesn't spend any time with or around black people at all.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (Qf3Gh)

324 Note to lefties: now do not be jumping iff any bridges now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (gu3EC)

325 After all, we live in a world where 994 out of every 1,000 rapists escape criminal justice, according to the Rape, Abuse, and Incest National Network (RAINN).

So ... for every jailed rapist there are about 150 running around free. Now, in the US the stats I've seen say that at any given moment there are something like 230,000 in jail for rape, which means that, just from the US population, there are 35,000,000 other rapists running around free. Just from the US prison count. That's a lot of raping.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (YPxp7)

326 Hail Satan and pass out the pussy hats.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (Z4rgH)

327 265 There is a town here in So Cal (Ojai) that is famous for this nonsense..it is a really pretty town, but full of alternative culture as they call it - mood stones, hexes, etc.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite



Meh, too many damn vampires.

Posted by: Puddleglum at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (pY+s4)

328 I don't get it... Religion (especially Christians) is bad evil and immoral. But pagans are OK. Them dims are radically irrational. Even ill in some sense. Disordered at the very least.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable


This post-modern stuff is self-worship with a dose of 'take-that-Patriarchy' affectation.

Christianity insists on acknowledging higher things. This stuff is ego-stroking oikophobic vanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (c07y/)

329 But I have known for a long time the Socialists are ABC's .... just far more flagrant than in the past......

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (ffWPP)

330 Quasi MODO....it is hump day after all...

Posted by: saf at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (5IHGB)

331 Using magic against the US government works really, really well.

Posted by: Ghost Dancers at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (TEv5V)

332 Sefton, some more Star Trek trivia that ties into this thread.

While the original series was running, in California a few teenage girls tried to cast love spells on William Shatner.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (rFXJM)

333 That's a lot of raping.

You said it!

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (TEv5V)

334 331.
Stopped the foreign gun-gangs cold. - Boxers

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

335 It's an acknowledgement by the Progressives that Political Logic doesn't fill that burning fucking hole within themselves that 99% of Man has. The State, no matter how Perfect, will not bring them Utopia.
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But communism will.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (gECZB)


Yeah ... it's stupid. But History Books would be History Pamphlets if Man was any other way.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (fiGNd)

336 That's a lot of raping.
That's why RAINN said it twice!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (Evws/)

337

We need some good sex magic around here... enchanted pudding cups...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (dtPtV)

338 Perspective:


DJIA
Nov 7, 2016: 17,888

Jan 26, 2018: 26,616

Mar 23, 2018: 23,533

Today, Oct 10, 2018: 25, 598

Posted by: soothsayerwing plover

Hurricane Michael (production shut down temporarily on ~ 40% of rigs in the Gulf), the big refinery fire in Canada, the oil embargo against Iran and Venezuela collapse (oil) means that gas/diesel and oil prices are going up bigtime in the next 10 days.

And then they (gas prices) will come back down. It's all in a trading range, and people got a little jumpy today.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (S6Pax)

339 That's a lot of raping.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM

Yes, but did you apply the Whoopi Goldberg sliding scale to your equation? Cuz that's not as much rape then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (e+/yu)

340 The Left is stating to exist totally in a reality-free world.

Very insular, and not too smart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at October 10, 2018 07:15 PM (hyuyC)

341 Iconsorted with a Wiccan once, in my past..the stories I have about THAT.....

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (ffWPP)

342 At NORFOLK Airport. Trying to get the hell out of dodge before flight delays trap me here

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (gu3EC)

343 'In other, not unsurprising news, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been deemed "not dark enough" to portray fictitious folk hero " Big John " Henry.'

He can be Paul Bunyan. Bigger role.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (UdKB7)

344 What's the conversion rate, anyway? How many
single prayers from Grammie does it take to counter thousands of prayers
from leftists with salted candles and pierced eyebrows who don't
believe in religion and somehow have no problem trying to summon the old
black gods?

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (Qf3Gh)

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If witchcraft worked, everyone would use it.

Seriously. If all those hexes and crap had actual Harry Potter-level effectiveness, everyone would be all on board.

They'd have vocational schools on it.

But it doesn't work and you can tell because only two groups of people use it:

1. Decadent elites who like to freak out the normals and feel naughty,
2. Pathetic losers who own a half-dozen cats and are mentally ill.

The first time I ever met an actual Satanist was in a gas station at 2 a.m. He had tattoos, black t-shirt, face piercings and pentagram and I thought to myself: "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift. What a deal."

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)

345 I am beginning to think brain slugs are real.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at October 10, 2018 07:11 PM (8lPD/)

Try one of my new hats.

Posted by: Guls Nairb at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (Gqglx)

346 I prefer to eat satanic sperm cookies myself

Posted by: John Podesta at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (YAN+S)

347 Hurricane update-

Just lost power. Damn.

Wind howling like a mfer.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Qc6BK)

348 332 Sefton, some more Star Trek trivia that ties into this thread.

While the original series was running, in California a few teenage girls tried to cast love spells on William Shatner.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (rFXJM)


I see that it worked!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (/9p9e)

349 99.4% of all rapists escape justice.

Just like Ivory soap, they want you to think.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Z4rgH)

350 Well, you can assess the value of Vox.com by the simple fact that they don't allow comments on their super-smart political commentary, err... I mean, moronic hot takes.

I mean, you could just recite the "serenity now" saying. That would be equally effective.

Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (6q6RM)

351 Robin Tunney has a lot of pictures on IMDB

https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000677/mediaindex?ref_=nm_phs_md_sm

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (rFXJM)

352 So ... for every jailed rapist there are about
150 running around free. Now, in the US the stats I've seen say that at
any given moment there are something like 230,000 in jail for rape,
which means that, just from the US population, there are 35,000,000
other rapists running around free. Just from the US prison count.
That's a lot of raping.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (YPxp7)

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They are aware that Bill Clinton is one of those still free, right? I assume they're urging his immediate arrest and banishment from public life.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (cfSRQ)

353 I wish there was a drive thru cookie dough place.

I don't want to have to get outta my car, and actually walk into a store.

Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (rco8e)

354 The first time I ever met an actual Satanist was in a gas station at 2 a.m. He had tattoos, black t-shirt, face piercings and pentagram and I thought to myself: "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift. What a deal."
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (cfSRQ)



Hah.

Posted by: eleven at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)

355 there are 35,000,000 other rapists running around free. Just from the US prison count. That's a lot of raping.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:13 PM (YPxp7)

Fits my client's claim perfectly!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (n9EOP)

356 226
I just combined Gin, Vermouth and 2 olives and magic happened.


Posted by: Dr Spank at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (4e+hS)

****
Did the same thing with vodka and "presto chango"! "Walla Walla Washington"! Transmogrification occurred.
As my friends in the Old Neighborhood in Staten Island would say: "It was magic!"

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (mvvCm)

357 As an atheist, and I say this with all due respect, what a pack of retards.

I mean, far be it from me to mock another's religious ceremonies, but holy fuck, that's retarded.

I mean that respectfully, of course.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (voA0p)

358
Prayers, weirdflunky.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (LsBY9)

359 Norfolk airport sucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (Ol3c7)

360 Had totally forgotten about Robin Tunney..... which made me think of Karen Allen......

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (ffWPP)

361 Bad witches...where are the Sammiches...shitload of wizards here with hardons.... just sayin'..................

Posted by: saf at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (5IHGB)

362 353 I wish there was a drive thru cookie dough place.

I don't want to have to get outta my car, and actually walk into a store.
Posted by: Sugar Lips at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (rco8e)

There's a dough place up the street from me in the Village and it's packed. Cannot see the appeal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)

363 Also, remember, when a retard liberal uses the word "rape" they mean literally anything a woman doesn't like, including a leering glance, a door held open micro-aggression, or day-after sex regret.

So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".

Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)

364 "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift."


I laughed. Thanks, McBride

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (AllCR)

365 The first time I ever met an actual Satanist was in a gas station at 2 a.m. He had tattoos, black t-shirt, face piercings and pentagram and I thought to myself: "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift. What a deal."
Posted by: K.N. McBride


Always ask them if they believe in God. If they don't, laugh in their face.

You can't have Satan without God.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (gECZB)

366 NORFOLK airport is better than Newark.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (gu3EC)

367 First, take a candle.
Then, pour some salt into your hand.

Then, keeping the grains in your palm, take a pen to write out a thank you to Christine Blasey Ford, the woman whose allegations of sexual assault against Supreme Court nominee -- and now justice -- Brett Kavanaugh, stunned a nation.


Back in 1920, some misogynists said women shouldn't get the vote because they're too flaky, emotional, and irrational.

Boy, were THEY off base, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

368 At NORFOLK Airport. Trying to get the hell out of dodge before flight delays trap me here
Posted by: Nevergiveup at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (gu3EC)

------------

Good luck! Weather has screwed up air travel big time.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (I16G8)

369 It's an acknowledgement by the Progressives that Political Logic doesn't fill that burning fucking hole within themselves that 99% of Man has. The State, no matter how Perfect, will not bring them Utopia.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
But communism will.
Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM

Ah, and there's the target. Progressives only want things like socialism etc. because they will be the ones running shit. They know it's horrible for most people, that has never been their concern. They just want to be on the top since they can't do it in a fair competition.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (e+/yu)

370 Hurricane update-

Just lost power. Damn.

Wind howling like a mfer.
Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Qc6BK)


I like howling wind...but only if I have power. I hope you get it back soon or have some back up.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (rco8e)

371 By the way - the point of this Vox story is to remind us knuckle dragging conservative evil religionists that WE are the crazy ones. Amirite?

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (mvvCm)

372 363
Also, remember, when a retard liberal uses the word "rape" they mean
literally anything a woman doesn't like, including a leering glance, a
door held open micro-aggression, or day-after sex regret.



So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".

Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)

---
Do they have a petition for the arrest of Roman Polanski?

Yeah, figured not.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (cfSRQ)

373 70
Then, pour some salt into your hand.

Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)


Isn't the pink type better for spells? Yeti-enhanced or sumpin'

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (di1hb)

374 Sefton, the rest of the story.

Apparently these smitten teens with the Love Whammy quit the spell casting business after they were told it would ruin their looks.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (rFXJM)

375 These salted candles -- Are they using Kosher salt?

I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: GnuBreed at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (Z4rgH)

376 Christianity insists on acknowledging higher things. This stuff is ego-stroking oikophobic vanity.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 10, 2018 07:14 PM (c07y/)


Bullshit.

Every church I was dragged into was a full-bore Social Construct. Including a Social Hierarchy ... Virtue Signalling to attempt to climb said same ... Virtue Shaming to demote rivals ... and so on and so forth.

Ego-Stroking. Because that's what happens when you get Man together in numbers in a Social Setting.

People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)

377 I know that I, and many others both here and outside of AoSHQ, were praying to the LORD for protection and justice for the Kavanaugh family. I have to believe that our Father God trumps their magic spells. Please continue to pray for our leaders and especially Trump and his family.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (2sCft)

378 374 Sefton, the rest of the story.

Apparently these smitten teens with the Love Whammy quit the spell casting business after they were told it would ruin their looks.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (rFXJM)


Third act of "Excalibur" and Helen Mirren with the charm of making.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (/9p9e)

379 That's not even real magic.

Posted by: Max Power at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Hucnr)

380 There's a dough place up the street from me in the Village and it's packed. Cannot see the appeal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)

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I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?

That sounds fascinating.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Qf3Gh)

381 There's a dough place up the street from me in the Village and it's packed. Cannot see the appeal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)


I LOVE it. More than the actual cookies. Maybe it is more a girl thing. In college we ate a lot of it. Haven't had any in forever.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (rco8e)

382 Yo, who's witch dis is?

Posted by: mc at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (l1TIo)

383 363
Also, remember, when a retard liberal uses the word "rape" they mean
literally anything a woman doesn't like, including a leering glance, a
door held open micro-aggression, or day-after sex regret.



So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".

Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)
It isn't exactly polite to call people retards. Especially if they are in fact, retards. That will get you sent to the re-education camp, white boy.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (voA0p)

384 Wiccans are only spared canal duty if they look like Fauruza Balk.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 10, 2018 07:02 PM (UCfux)


She was the ugly one of the group.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (YPxp7)

385 Also, remember, when a retard liberal uses the word "rape" they mean literally anything a woman doesn't like, including a leering glance, a door held open micro-aggression, or day-after sex regret.

So, sure, 99.4% of behavior that is not remotely criminal does escape "justice".
Posted by: deadrody at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (6q6RM)

day Decades-after sex regret. Let's keep the salient points out in front!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (n9EOP)

386 My mom made the best Christmas cookie dough. Omgawd. Orgasmic.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (rco8e)

387 The first time I ever met an actual Satanist was in a gas station at 2 a.m. He had tattoos, black t-shirt, face piercings and pentagram and I thought to myself: "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift. What a deal."

King of the Hill had a great episode about this. Bobby runs into the lead "wizard", who is a minimum wage nobody at Blockbuster. Bobby joins the group and becomes a sort of wunderkind to them, but realizes what losers they are when they try to force him to drink dog's blood.

The episode is called The Witches of East Arlen.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (9qZ3S)

388 Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM

Well, ask yourself when was the last time you ever met or heard of a successful Satanist? Or anyone with a neck tattoo for that matter.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (e+/yu)

389 How about just punch yourself in the face and cry like a bitch?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (k4LnE)

390 359
Norfolk airport sucks.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (Ol3c7)

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I got diverted there once. Was supposed to land at Richmond but the wind shear was too much.

The pilots gave it a good go, made multiple attempts and I found myself thinking "You know, maybe we could wait for this storm to pass?"

So we landed at Norfolk. Which was closer to my destination than Richmond. But we couldn't leave the plane without abandoning our gate-checked baggage because no one there could be bothered to unbolt the panel for us.

So yeah, not fond memories.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

391 Excalibur, been a long time I've heard that movie mentioned. Longer still since I last watched it.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (rFXJM)

392 There's a dough place up the street from me in the Village and it's packed. Cannot see the appeal.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:19 PM (/9p9e)

---

I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?

That sounds fascinating.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Qf3Gh)


Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (rco8e)

393 Uh oh - "lock her up!" chant again - some will be tsk-tsking and fretting over this Wrestlemania stuff.


I think he, and we, will survive.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (QDnY+)

394 'Just lost power. Damn.'

Hope you have some power backup. Gusty here now. Keep us posted.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

395 On topic, my family and I like to point out the level of wealth and luxury we're surrounded by when we visit new areas. Pet boutiques are one things, but sports complexes just to teach the throwing mechanics of a baseball or places that sell artisianal dough for you to take home to bake =

God bless America. We are rich beyond belief.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Qf3Gh)

396 Bullshit.



Every church I was dragged into was a full-bore Social Construct.
Including a Social Hierarchy ... Virtue Signalling to attempt to climb
said same ... Virtue Shaming to demote rivals ... and so on and so
forth.



Ego-Stroking. Because that's what happens when you get Man together in numbers in a Social Setting.



People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)
Having had, and rejected, a reasonable religious education, all I can say is...Why not both?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (voA0p)

397 373 70
Then, pour some salt into your hand.

Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)

Isn't the pink type better for spells? Yeti-enhanced or sumpin'
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (di1hb)


For maximal effect, you've gotta stick a yam up your butt before writing the letter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

398 387 The first time I ever met an actual Satanist was in a gas station at 2 a.m. He had tattoos, black t-shirt, face piercings and pentagram and I thought to myself: "You gave up your soul and all you got was minimum wage on the redeye shift. What a deal."

King of the Hill had a great episode about this. Bobby runs into the lead "wizard", who is a minimum wage nobody at Blockbuster. Bobby joins the group and becomes a sort of wunderkind to them, but realizes what losers they are when they try to force him to drink dog's blood.

The episode is called The Witches of East Arlen.
Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (9qZ3S)

One of my favorite lines from the series is when Hank confronts the head "Wizard" and says "Look, some of this isn't your fault. A man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces."

Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Izzlo)

399 I am beginning to think brain slugs are real.

Toxoplasmosis + weed, maybe a few tabs of acid and a bump of cocaine. Oh, and some shroom tea.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (9qZ3S)

400
Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (rco8e)

---

I think yours has to be directly related to mine. Probably warnings on all the packaging and everything.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (Qf3Gh)

401 Fairuza Balk.... huh, totally forgotten about her.... which made me think of Danni Ashe..... and I don't know why.....

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (ffWPP)

402 Of course people in church acknowledge a higher being and also they come to church for other reasons including it's custom, they want their faith to be acknowleged, or strengthened they like the social setting and fellowship and they wear nice clothes to impress people sometimes. Wow! You mean church people are human. I'm floored; I tell you, Floored!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (AllCR)

403 Heh. I've noticed that their spells to "bind Trump" are not working.

Heh.

Posted by: Emmie at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (4HMW8)

404 392
I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?

That sounds fascinating.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:21 PM (Qf3Gh)


Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM (rco8e)


No, actual cookie dough:

https://www.cookiedonyc.com

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)

405 People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM


Then you were going to the wrong churches.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (e+/yu)

406 Willowed AGAIN! Fcuk it, I'm reposting this.
**********

Hey everybody.

Ah I'm sick of politix. We all know the Dems are degenerating into a pack of wild wolves. Just put 'em down like one.

In the meantime, let's discuss REAL issues. Like, WTF is going on with FLEETWOOD MAC?!?!?!?!?

https://tinyurl.com/ybpukwqb

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (miE9U)

407
389
How about just punch yourself in the face and cry like a bitch?

Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2018 07:22 PM (k4LnE)

I larfed.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (voA0p)

408 360
Had totally forgotten about Robin Tunney..... which made me think of Karen Allen......

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:18 PM (ffWPP)

****
Robin Tunney = Complete HottieKaren Allen = Complete CutieMany an hour spent in my bunk with both of them, iykwimaittyd.

Posted by: Publius Redux at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (mvvCm)

409 Here one that really helps you forget everything.

Pour salt in your dick. Slam it in a car door. Voila. No more bad memories.

Posted by: Marcus T at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (k4LnE)

410 Well, ask yourself when was the last time you ever met or heard of a successful Satanist? Or anyone with a neck tattoo for that matter.
Posted by: Minnfidel


My go-to expert on Rock 'n roll (who shall remain nameless at this time) said that John Bonham, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page made a pact with Satan to be successful (not John Paul Jones).

Bonham is dead.
Plant lost a child at a young age.
Page is a weird sex freak, and a lot of people don't want anything to do with him.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (S6Pax)

411 I actually know some "witchcraft" because I did a paper on the Salem trials and read quite a few books on it. One valuable one is very contrary but explained why some of those people were witches in the sense that they believed it it themselves and were actively trying to harm others, who also believed in it, and thus, were successful in making others sick.not through witchraft itself, but through psychological stress.

Then, again, I had a great cousin who WAS supposed to be a witch and was called that when she attempted to administer comfort to her own mother on that mother's deathbed. The final words from my Great-Aunt? "Get away from me, you witch! " So

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (HLTe8)

412

President Trump is really working the crowd, tonight!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (fMj88)

413 ' Memba when Pat Robertson said feminism was turning women into witches who aborted their babies?
Oh, how they laughed.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (fA1SL)

414 No, actual cookie dough:

https://www.cookiedonyc.com
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)


Okay. I'm moving there.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (rco8e)

415 Hurricane update-

Just lost power. Damn.

Wind howling like a mfer.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:17 PM (Qc6BK)



Extra puter battery.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (7RvOV)

416 Now tell me how we should handle healthcare, Vox.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (WMs64)

417

Helen Bonhama Cartera is dead?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (fMj88)

418 Of course people in church acknowledge a higher being and also they come to church for other reasons including it's custom, they want their faith to be acknowleged, or strengthened they like the social setting and fellowship and they wear nice clothes to impress people sometimes. Wow! You mean church people are human. I'm floored; I tell you, Floored!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM


Well said Fen. humans at church? NOOOOO!!!! I suppose they showered in the morning too! Blasphemers!

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (e+/yu)

419 Bullshit.



Every church I was dragged into was a full-bore Social Construct.
Including a Social Hierarchy ... Virtue Signalling to attempt to climb
said same ... Virtue Shaming to demote rivals ... and so on and so
forth.



Ego-Stroking. Because that's what happens when you get Man together in numbers in a Social Setting.



People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)

---
Sounds like your parents were climbers.

I go to the college parish. The older folks dress up, the younger ones don't bother. I think it's rude to wear shorts, but that's just me.

There's nothing wrong with dressing nicely, btw. Dressing up for church gives you practice for job interviews and such later in life.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)

420 I don't get it... Religion (especially Christians) is bad evil and immoral. But pagans are OK. Them dims are radically irrational. Even ill in some sense. Disordered at the very least.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 10, 2018 07:10 PM (0OmEj)


Don't forget islam. They like islam, too. And Buddhism - where women are inferior incarnations (because someone did something pretty bad last life) and cannot possibly achieve Nirvana. The best a woman can do is be near perfect and hope that she gets reincarnated as a guy. Yeah ... the left is in love with that gang, too.

Funny how the left turned to India for philosophical enlightenment. Inferior women, holy cows and a caste system that makes property slavery look like child's play. Not to mention a place so dirty and full of squalor it would make a pig vomit.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (YPxp7)

421 and some people go to church believe it or not because they love their spouse-usually their wife and they wish to spend time in doing something that is important to her even without necessarily being a believer themselves. ASTONISHING/sarc.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (AllCR)

422 Helena Bonham Carter is too crazy to die, I think.....

Posted by: kraken at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (ffWPP)

423 looking at my crib sheet, it says something about the left being the party of SCIENCE!

this must be a magical branch of SCIENCE!

techo-science?

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (RKQ/v)

424 410 Well, ask yourself when was the last time you ever met or heard of a successful Satanist? Or anyone with a neck tattoo for that matter.
Posted by: Minnfidel


My go-to expert on Rock 'n roll (who shall remain nameless at this time) said that John Bonham, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page made a pact with Satan to be successful (not John Paul Jones).

Bonham is dead.
Plant lost a child at a young age.
Page is a weird sex freak, and a lot of people don't want anything to do with him.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (S6Pax)


Page at one time lived in Alastair Crowley's house.

BTW, today marks the 50th anniversary of the band. sigh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (/9p9e)

425 395 On topic, my family and I like to point out the level of wealth and luxury we're surrounded by when we visit new areas. Pet boutiques are one things, but sports complexes just to teach the throwing mechanics of a baseball or places that sell artisianal dough for you to take home to bake =

God bless America. We are rich beyond belief.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Qf3Gh)


This.

Living in Europe it struck me how poor most Europeans actually are. It's rare for many people to be able to buy a car before they're in their mid-20s, for example. The idea of high school students driving a BMW into school would be incomprehensible to them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (YqDXo)

426 Bonham is dead.

Am not.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (9qZ3S)

427 Then, pour some salt into your hand.

Like, I can only use artsanal sea salt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 06:48 PM (LsBY9)

Isn't the pink type better for spells? Yeti-enhanced or sumpin'
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf



Yeti splooged.

Posted by: rickb223 at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (gECZB)

428 Vox sucks cocks.

The infected ones.

Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)

429 My go-to expert on Rock 'n roll (who shall remain nameless at this time) said that John Bonham, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page made a pact with Satan to be successful (not John Paul Jones).

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Of course not. John Paul Jones could play any instrument you put in front of him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qf3Gh)

430
Page at one time lived in Alastair Crowley's house.

BTW, today marks the 50th anniversary of the band. sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (/9p9e)


Check that. It's next week.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (/9p9e)

431 99.4%. Rape is like Dove Soap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (r+sAi)

432 Or is it what I'm imagining? You can buy types of cookie dough to eat?
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:23 PM

I think they are eating raw uncooked cookie dough, kind of disgusting to me

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)

433 428 Vox sucks cocks.

The infected ones.
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (Zz0t1)


...with pox.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (/9p9e)

434 431 99.4%. Rape is like Dove Soap.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (r+sAi)

Ivory.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (NWiLs)

435 Ga Power just notified us that our power is out so that's cool

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qc6BK)

436 #411 What about the LSD-grain explanation, Mother of Sons? That explains the girls with super-strength.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Evws/)

437 People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.
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Or maybe is just their way to be respectful, just as one might choose to wear nice clothes to a funeral or a wedding.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (HiLJ1)

438 Dang, I just posted on a dead thread and it was a good post. Good enough to post again, I think. As to the Atomic Balm in the jock, I've had that. It's not so bad once you sit in the ice water. and the cattle prod takes you mind off both the Atomic Balm and the ice water. Doesn't it?

Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (zLDYs)

439 Your Millennial Explainer website is now explaining how to do "life-saving" magical surgery on yourself.
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Is there an incantation for hemorrhoids? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Dianne Feinstein at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qwtw1)

440 Page at one time lived in Alastair Crowley's house.

BTW, today marks the 50th anniversary of the band. sigh.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


Yeah, that too. Crowley's house.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (S6Pax)

441 I'm you.....

Posted by: Christine O'Donnell at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (Zz0t1)

442 OMG - DO they not even see that they've giving spells to women who lament the failure of the 2018 version of the Salem Witch Trials?!?!?!?!?!

Posted by: Lizzy at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (W+vEI)

443 a happy news headline:Manhattan prosecutors have charged Newsweek's parent company, IBT Media, with carrying out a plot to defraud lenders out of millions of dollars as it struggles to remain profitable.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, I guess the market in leftist bullshit is kind of saturated.
This headline was accompanied by news that Newsweek is now splitting off from IBT.

Posted by: bananadream at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (YR7aL)

444 Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)
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Having had, and rejected, a reasonable religious education, all I can say is...Why not both?
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (voA0p)


A fine damn question. One I wish you and I could somehow discuss to it's fullest at a Hotel Bar until Closing Time.

I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine Thing. But Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on Paper, could work.

Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

445 >>> I live in the sticks. Do you mean a place you can go and buy various doughs to cook at home? Pizza, cookies, sweet rolls, etc.?

>>>No, actual cookie dough:
https://www.cookiedonyc.com
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 10, 2018 07:25 PM (/9p9e)

There are gourmet cookie shops here that will deliver fresh cookies right to your door. In Utah, where it seems like every girl has a family cookie recipe and we all bake. And these shops do well. To be fair, they are really good cookies.

Moron Robbie is right, we are rich and blessed beyond words.

Posted by: LizLem at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (hvf9s)

446 Yeah, I would definitely try that cookie dough place.

Hmm... We've got a strip mall up the road...

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (Qf3Gh)

447 Let's see...I can go to Trader Joe's for cookie dough. But Wags is closer.

Maybe if I spend enough time waffling about this I won't end up going. Not great for Gainz.

Papa Johns also has a chocolate chip cookie pie. I like to put it in the freezer and eat it cold.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (rco8e)

448 I forgot that Trump was doing another rally. I don't know when it started.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22HAO9DupFk

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (sdi6R)

449 There is a darkened room. Low chanting is heard. The odd plop of something hitting water.

One crone turns as a spear of light brightens the darkness. "Hail Hillary!"

Hillary, "Why am I not 50 points ahead?"

The crone to the left with the milky eyes and thin strands of gray hair cackles, "because even our magic has limits."

Hillary hissing, "what do you mean?"

The first crone, "even the magic of us three si not powerful enough to make you likeable."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (rFXJM)

450
O God, Master of this passing world, hear the humble voices of Your children. The Sea of Galilee obeyed Your order and returned to its former quietude. You are still Master of land and sea. We live in the shadow of a danger over which we have no control: the Gulf, like a provoked and angry giant, can awake from its seeming lethargy, overstep its conventional boundaries, invade our land and spread chaos and danger. We turn to You, O loving Father. Spare us from past tragedies whose memories are still so vivid and whose wounds seem to refuse to heal with the passing of time.

O Virgin, Star of the Sea, Our beloved Mother, we ask you to plead with your Son on our behalf, so that spare from the calamities common to this area and animated with a true spirit of gratitude, we will walk in the footsteps of your Divine Son to reach a heavenly Jerusalem, where a stormless eternity awaits us.

- Fr. Maurice Schexnayder, Bishop of Lafayette

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (LsBY9)

451 Ga Power just notified us that our power is out so that's cool

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qc6BK)


Hold on tight.

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (QLvwG)

452
This is the party of science (they say), seriously pushing primitive superstition.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (f1Vqw)

453 Or maybe is just their way to be respectful, just as one might choose to wear nice clothes to a funeral or a wedding.


While I agree with your point, I've been to some funerals where the attendees looked like they just got out of bed. You know, showing respect.

Posted by: pep at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

454 ... that smell of lox!

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (Evws/)

455 429 My go-to expert on Rock 'n roll (who shall remain nameless at this time) said that John Bonham, Robert Plant and Jimmy Page made a pact with Satan to be successful (not John Paul Jones).

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Of course not. John Paul Jones could play any instrument you put in front of him.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qf3Gh)

And he was a founder of the Navy!

Posted by: josephistan at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (Izzlo)

456 Oh, right ivory. I'm not a shopper.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:30 PM (r+sAi)

457 I think they are eating raw uncooked cookie dough, kind of disgusting to me

Posted by: Skip at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (T4oHT)

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They use apple sauce in place of the eggs. No joke. Perfectly safe.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Qf3Gh)

458 343 'In other, not unsurprising news, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson has been deemed "not dark enough" to portray fictitious folk hero " Big John " Henry.'

He can be Paul Bunyan. Bigger role.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:16 PM (UdKB7)
Michael Moore can play "Babe the Blue Ox".

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (yScAF)

459 Ivory doesn't tell you that the other 0.66% is rape.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)

460 446 Yeah, I would definitely try that cookie dough place.

Hmm... We've got a strip mall up the road...
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (Qf3Gh)


I have never thought of buying a store. But I'd get one of those. Of course I'd end up with Diabetes and overweight. But one must suffer for their craft.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (rco8e)

461 Even worse I didn't read the ivory comments.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (r+sAi)

462 I chug a bier and burp in the general direction of DC.
I feel better.
Better do it again.
Yup.
It's working.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (0tfLf)

463 There is a darkened room. Low chanting is heard. The odd plop of something hitting water.
I could have gone a lifetime without that image.

Posted by: pep at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

464 Ga Power just notified us that our power is out so that's cool
Posted by: weirdflunky
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The management are all UGA grads, so...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Qwtw1)

465 OK so Jimmy Page etc. was allegedly a Satanist. Great there's a couple examples out there. There's always a few outliers. But as a whole, Satanists aren't the most prosperous folks around the globe. Just saying. Oh and if you get a neck tattoo, you might as well go down to the police station and turn yourself in, because you WILL be committing a crime at some point once you get one.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (e+/yu)

466 I certainly hope the midterms come out the way they SHOULD come out, but if they don't, we'll have proof positive there are a lot of dumb fucks in America.

Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

467 Posted by: Eromero at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (zLDYs)

A taser takes your mind off almost all your petty everyday problems!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (n9EOP)

468 Ivory doesn't tell you that the other 0.56% is rape.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (YPxp7)

469 What's the spell to relieve bth of a bolus in his lower GI?

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (QLvwG)

470 451
Ga Power just notified us that our power is out so that's cool



Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:28 PM (Qc6BK)
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Make sure your generator is well-ventilated.

If you don't have one...why not?

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

471 I'd say global warming and wicca are about the same level of credibility.

Posted by: Chris M at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (6XZdO)

472 Ga Power just notified us that our power is out so that's cool

Posted by: weirdflunky

--

That's what you get for not using solar.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (Qf3Gh)

473 I chug a bier and burp in the general direction of DC.
I feel better.
Better do it again.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (0tfLf)
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Better not.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (U5tDi)

474 Wait, Witches are like Ivory Soap too. They both float.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (r+sAi)

475 Toxoplasmosis + weed, maybe a few tabs of acid and a bump of cocaine. Oh, and some shroom tea.

Posted by: bonhomme


A fella could have a pretty good night in Vegas with all that.

Posted by: DaveA at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (FhXTo)

476 If I was Samantha Stevens, I could wriggle my nose and cookie dough would appear.

I'm trying to tie the thread topics together.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (rco8e)

477
And he was a founder of the Navy!
Posted by: josephistan
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Which Navy?

Posted by: Edwin Moore, Commodore, The Texas Navy at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (Qwtw1)

478 Ivory doesn't tell you that the other 0.66% is rape.


Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (Evws/)


Maths IS hard.

j/k

Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (QLvwG)

479 Gee I wonder where they're gonna get all that salt....

Posted by: ... at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (uEbPt)

480 Aleister Crowley (per his biography) tried to summon up a demon. He never gave out the details but it seems to have scared him badly and he never tried it again. Anton LaVey used to be a crime photographer for the police department. I suspect the Church of Satan was started for the same reasons as Scientology--money for the founder.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (JKNZq)

481 If you don't have one...why not?
Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (cfSRQ)

I have one and it'll be well vented. Waiting for the storm to pass or the power to come back on. A couple more hours.

Posted by: weirdflunky at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (Qc6BK)

482 Oh, you're supposed to bake the cookie dough. The stuff you learn around here.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (e+/yu)

483 I have never thought of buying a store. But I'd get
one of those. Of course I'd end up with Diabetes and overweight. But
one must suffer for their craft.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:31 PM (rco8e
heh..I have always loved the idea of owning a See's Candy franchise..except I'll be a roly poly fattie in no time.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (a0IVu)

484 Favorite line from I Married a Witch

"Jennifer dear, all men marry the wrong woman."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (rFXJM)

485 Lefties, I heard it from Satan himself: the only way to truly heal your post-Kav anguish is to perform a human sacrifice.

Call your closest friend, invite her to your house, get her drunk on white wine spritzers, and when she passes out, put a pillow over her head and sit on it until your friend is no longer breathing and no longer has a pulse. Then sprinkle the body with sea salt, light a candle, and dig a really big hole in your backyard. Insert friend's body, cover with dirt, add some sage and an eye of newt (or a peppermint lifesaver, if you're out of newts), light another candle and repeat these words: "I am an idiot! I am an idiot! I am an idiot!" until you pass out.

Then voila! all your angst will be gone, and you'll be ready to strap on your pussy hat and start a new day.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (fqUgw)

486 Dangit, now I'm looking at franchises or cookie dough place ideas.

Run it well with Chik-Fil-A style service and that would be something to pass on to the kids.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (Qf3Gh)

487 Maths IS hard.

j/k
Posted by: Count de Monet at October 10, 2018 07:34 PM (QLvwG)
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He's Canadian. Math is different up there. You know, like their loony money.



Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (U5tDi)

488 In the meantime, let's discuss REAL issues. Like, WTF is going on with FLEETWOOD MAC?!?!?!?!?

They finally got a chance to snag Petty's guitar player?

Posted by: dartist at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (K22Va)

489 When I was a kid I used to eat the cookie dough that came pre-made in tubes. It was probably Pillsbury or something.

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (sdi6R)

490 Quasi means kinda. I simply replace it with the word bullshit.

Posted by: Bully at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (ObJ5s)

491
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.



Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)


Scogg, God loves you even if your experiences with church haven't shown God's love.



I can't tell you what everybody's motivations are, but my motivation for making sure I am dressed up for church is because I am offering God the respect He deserves.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (F/KeJ)

492 'That's what you get for not using solar'

Well, it's night time. What we need right now are some windmills.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (UdKB7)

493 No doubt many spells are being cast to drive weak-minded layabouts to political murder. Many dolls being stuck with pins and so on.

They call this "being proactive."

Instead of applying magic as a healing bandage, they soak the bandage in mixed acids to make guncotton, then put the nitrated bandage into a pipe to make a bomb.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (p+B90)

494 "I can summon demons from the vasty deep!"

"Aye, well so can I, or any man. But will they come when you call 'em?"

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (3DZIZ)

495 439 Your Millennial Explainer website is now explaining how to do "life-saving" magical surgery on yourself.

Do they have a "Summon Gerbil" spell?

Posted by: Richard Grear at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (dtPtV)

496 A fine damn question. One I wish you and I could somehow discuss to it's fullest at a Hotel Bar until Closing Time.



I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine Thing. But
Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on Paper, could
work.



Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

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Strongly disagree. Christianity has endured for 2,000+ years and has brought us compassion, mercy and it is no accident that the societies that embraced it soonest have prospered.

Go read up on pre-Christian societies and tell me how much nicer they were.

Communism destroys everything it touches, almost immediately.

No, Christianity hasn't brought paradise on earth. It's not supposed to. It's only supposed to save us for a better life to come.

Communism is all about the here and now, and its failure is manifest.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (cfSRQ)

497 Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

Scogg, the problem is that Socialism and Communism on Paper don't look too bad on paper...

and then you turn the page!

Posted by: Mike Avenatti at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (n9EOP)

498 What about the LSD-grain explanation, Mother of Sons? That explains the girls with super-strength.

Ergotism might possibly have been partly to blame, but last I read, they don't really have a smoking gun.

The colonists did grow rye and the growing season seems to have had the right conditions.

Posted by: bonhomme at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (9qZ3S)

499
A fine damn question. One I wish you and I could somehow discuss to it's fullest at a Hotel Bar until Closing Time.

Been there, done that. Have had many a fine hangover, and will cheerfully do it again.


I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine Thing. But
Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on Paper, could
work.



Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)
I dunno. Humans are bad to the bone: "out of such crooked timber can nothing straight be built". But Jews, for all their flaws, have had a good run at collective morality, and I am on the whole well inclined towards Christianity in its major manifestations (awfully fucking gracious of me, if I do say so). It has done some good, and some evil, but I doubt I could do better, and certainly others have done much worse.I'm a bit tribal it is true, but 16 year old Aberlour brings it out in me. So I absolve myself, in a fine self-centered fashion.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (voA0p)

500 I can't tell you what everybody's motivations are, but my motivation for making sure I am dressed up for church is because I am offering God the respect He deserves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (F/KeJ)
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Bingo. It's a sign of respect.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (U5tDi)

501 Man, this is some stupid shit from the NYT:

https://nyti.ms/2PtrxZe

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (JKNZq)

502 Sounds like your parents were climbers.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)


Of a sort ... they were looking for respectability.

Poor White Trash - they did the best they could to be accepted. I knew enough to keep my mouth shut - because they both had really fast hands - but it was so fucking obvious to see.

I'm positive they willed themselves to blindness to it. Most people can, and do, turn that trick when needed.

Regardless - it doesn't make "Christianity" bad - anymore than it makes "Socialism" bad. And as far as such things go - "Christianity" has a fine record. Better than most Social Movements.

But it ain't a fucking Cure All. And it's still to be mistrusted in Macro Sense ... because it's practiced by Man.

Man in Numbers always turns into a Mob. Every time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

503 'That's what you get for not using solar'

Well, it's night time. What we need right now are some windmills.

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:36 PM (UdKB7)

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Nope, can't be windmills. Harvard discovered they're no-sh*t warming the planet. Ha.

Guess you'll just have to stick with a relatively cheap and effective source of readily available power.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (Qf3Gh)

504 Steal a candle.Put tasty rocks in your hand.Pen a letter to a liar.??Profit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (r+sAi)

505 273 They talk a lot about the salem witch trials.

The funny thing is that it was mostly hysterical women accusing each other, and it took men to straighten it out and put an end to it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at October 10, 2018 07:07 PM (LWu6U)

The Salem Witch Trials. That was about accusing people of being commies, right?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (1g7ch)

506 The dude speaking at the rally is a real firebrand.

Posted by: tuna at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (jm1YL)

507 395 On topic, my family and I like to point out the level of wealth and luxury we're surrounded by when we visit new areas. Pet boutiques are one things, but sports complexes just to teach the throwing mechanics of a baseball or places that sell artisianal dough for you to take home to bake =

God bless America. We are rich beyond belief.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:24 PM (Qf3Gh)

This.

Living in Europe it struck me how poor most Europeans actually are. It's rare for many people to be able to buy a car before they're in their mid-20s, for example. The idea of high school students driving a BMW into school would be incomprehensible to them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at October 10, 2018 07:27 PM (YqDXo)
My niece. God bless her and America.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (yScAF)

508 494

That was one of my English professor Mother's favorite lines from Shakespeare.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (AllCR)

509

"Oh, and definitely trust them on this crank statistic:

After all, we live in a world where 994 out of every
1,000 rapists escape criminal justice, according to the Rape, Abuse, and
Incest National Network (RAINN).
99.4% of all rapists escape justice"


Not so hard to believe when you consider 100% of women have been raped, will be raped or are currently being raped. How many actually see their rapist in jail? I submit it is 0.6% of women at the very most.

Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (NbRJx)

510 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

This IS a joke, right?

RIGHT?

Posted by: Rosasharn at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (PzBTm)

511 I certainly hope the midterms come out the way they SHOULD come out, but if they don't, we'll have proof positive there are a lot of dumb fucks in America.
Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:32 PM (Zz0t1)

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After the antics of the last few weeks with Kav, the Dems have cost themselves a fair amount of mid term support. White suburban women, for example.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (I16G8)

512
Is there an incantation for hemorrhoids? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Dianne Feinstein


PYLE!!!

Posted by: GYSGT. Vincent Carter at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (4mUNO)

513 I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine
Thing. But Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on
Paper, could work.



Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

Yah... No. Christianity brought the enlightenment. It also brought dignity and worth for women and children.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (F/KeJ)

514 In the meantime, let's discuss REAL issues. Like, WTF is going on with FLEETWOOD MAC?!?!?!?!?

One of my favorite songs:

Silver Springs (Live) -

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYRoQO15ZI

The Boston concert is better but I couldn't find it on youtube

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (YPxp7)

515 In the meantime, let's discuss REAL issues. Like, WTF is going on with FLEETWOOD MAC?!?!?!?!?

They finally got a chance to snag Petty's guitar player?
Posted by: dartist at October 10, 2018 07:35 PM (K22Va)


Well, it's not like he has anything better to do......

Posted by: Sponge at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (Zz0t1)

516 I don't remember Monte Python well enough. Which ones float?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (Aq//A)

517 Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)

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Sounds like your parents were climbers.

I go to the college parish. The older folks dress up, the younger ones don't bother. I think it's rude to wear shorts, but that's just me.

There's nothing wrong with dressing nicely, btw. Dressing up for church gives you practice for job interviews and such later in life.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)



Yeah, walking into church wearing shorts isn't showing respect.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (7RvOV)

518 Enough windmills would suck all the energy out of the wind. Wind Win!

Posted by: freaked at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

519 Witches Float. Because they're made out of wood. Just like Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (V2Yro)

520 I don't remember Monte Python well enough. Which ones float?

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM (Aq//A)

---

String. Also super absorbent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (Qf3Gh)

521 Primordial, love that too. Shows that Mac still had it 20 years past their prime.

Since then though, seems they've fizzled out for good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (miE9U)

522 But it ain't a fucking Cure All. And it's still to be mistrusted in Macro Sense ... because it's practiced by Man.

Man in Numbers always turns into a Mob. Every time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM


You're confusing organized religion with faith in God. Those two don't always go hand in hand or work together because man is faulty. God is not.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (e+/yu)

523 "99.4% of all rapists escape justice"

The other 0.6% occur in the west.

Posted by: TheMascotArmy at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (IAGvD)

524 Okay, I was listening to a sermon by the new president of the Southern Baptist Convention. What did I miss?

Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (lwiT4)

525 But it ain't a fucking Cure All. And it's still to be mistrusted in Macro Sense ... because it's practiced by Man.



Man in Numbers always turns into a Mob. Every time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:37 PM (fiGNd)

---
We are all fallen creatures. But that doesn't mean we can't do better.

People can do great evil, but also great good. We live in the most affluent, peaceful, comfortable society in human history. You and I are communicating over what were insurmountable distances a century ago. We have people posting on this threat from INSIDE A HURRICANE.

That's pretty good stuff. Maybe proof that there is a divine spark and those that heed it can make life better for others.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)

526 Not so hard to believe when you consider 100% of women have been raped, will be raped or are currently being raped. How many actually see their rapist in jail? I submit it is 0.6% of women at the very most.
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (NbRJx)



Because all heterosexual intercourse is rape, right? :-P

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (ujg0T)

527 Ford and her lawyers havent spoken a word since Kav was confirmed.

Funny that

The examples MUST be made. Ford, Ramirez, Swetnick and that soyboy motherfucker who doxxed

Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (aR6C/)

528 I'll go ahead and give it away:

Vulture article see that Stevie Nicks was pissed off by some of Lindsey Buckingham's recent onstage behavior. I guess she felt belittled.

She actually told Mick Fleetwood and the rest of the band, fire Lindsey or I quit. The band chose to fire Lindsey.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (miE9U)

529 Tom Servo puts me some knowledge. Witches float because they are made of wood, which is also why they burn. Thanks!

Posted by: Muad'dib at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (Aq//A)

530 You're confusing organized religion with faith in God. Those two don't always go hand in hand



It's amazing that they ever do. I'm not much for religion. Religion tells me how to act. God tells me I am loved.

Posted by: grammie winger at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (lwiT4)

531 What did I miss? <<<<
Rape.

With Soap.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (r+sAi)

532 526 Not so hard to believe when you consider 100% of women have been raped, will be raped or are currently being raped. How many actually see their rapist in jail? I submit it is 0.6% of women at the very most.
Posted by: Ripley at October 10, 2018 07:38 PM (NbRJx)


Because all heterosexual intercourse is rape, right? :-P
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (ujg0T)

According to the radical feminists, yes.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (NWiLs)

533 "Which ones float?"

Very small rocks!

Posted by: Chris M at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (6XZdO)

534 476 If I was Samantha Stevens, I could wriggle my nose and cookie dough would appear.

I'm trying to tie the thread topics together.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM (rco8e)

If I was Samantha I would wriggle my nose and clone myself to have sex with. Now that's a damn spell.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (yScAF)

535 Wait, can I be a wizard?

You shall not pass!!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (WMs64)

536 Guy speaking at Trump rally, Lou Barletto(?), just said, "this economy is so good even Colin Kaepernick got a job."

Posted by: Tami at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (cF8AT)

537 Guy Mohawk: most Dims these days need their mouths cleaned out with soap, literally.

Preferably while also having (1) a gun to their temple and (2) a pair of locking pliers affixed tightly to their genital areas...

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (miE9U)

538 Primordial, love that too. Shows that Mac still had it 20 years past their prime.

Since then though, seems they've fizzled out for good.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:40 PM (miE9U)


Yeah, they were great. But that band went through something like 146 different members. No surprise that they hit on a magic group for a bit and then fell off. But those songs were good enough that it's great to hear them covered, even by whoever is making up Fleetwood Mac these days.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (YPxp7)

539 That's pretty good stuff. Maybe proof that there is a divine spark and those that heed it can make life better for others.

Posted by: K.N. McBride at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (cfSRQ)


Depends on your perspective.

I don't trust anything to motivates Man in large numbers.

That includes Faith ... regardless of what it's placed in.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (fiGNd)

540 Ace - I know you and Kevin Williamson are not on the best of turns, but his recent article hits it out of the park.

"Democracy may provide the policy they desire, but progressives desire more than that. They desire domination for it's own sake, as a source of pleasure, and that domination grows more desirable the more closely the instrument of domination resembles a religious body...wise men in black robes interpreting an occult text inscrutable to the uninitiated....

"To win an election is not sufficient - it is much more satisfying to be revealed as one of the chosen by capital H-History.... to have one's political desires revealed as a constituent of the founding bedrock of the nation, blessed by history itself, is a different kind of thing altogether."

Posted by: Presidential Alert at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (ABH6n)

541 Daily Reminder: Ezra Klein, owner of Vox, was the ring leader of Journolist circa 2009 (?), where his group of Progressive journalists were caught red-handed discussing the coordination of news stories, and -- get this -- the silencing and deplatforming of Conservative voices and positive/GOP-helping news stories.

I can't remember off hand the leaked screen shots, but if memory serves it was something about taking all of the oxygen out of the room on some positive Conservative story or line of argument, and Ezra and his buddies agreed they simply wouldn't - get this -- cover or talk about the story at all of these major news publications.

Ezra Klein is a scum bag of the first order. Also one of the true-blue Progressives, together with his bosom buddy, Paul Krugman.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 10, 2018 07:44 PM (db5dt)

542 Isn't it "99 and 44/100th pure" or am I misremembering the ads?

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (Evws/)

543


Because all heterosexual intercourse is rape, right? :-P

Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 10, 2018 07:41 PM (ujg0T)

.

So buttseks between two men is OK, but a man having buttseks with a girl is rape?
This seems a bit unfair. I am indignant!

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (voA0p)

544 nood

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (KCxzN)

545 If I was Samantha Stevens, I could wriggle my nose and cookie dough would appear.

Jeannie >> Samantha Stevens

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (YPxp7)

546 Yeah, walking into church wearing shorts isn't showing respect.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 10, 2018 07:39 PM


Not sure if that was sarcasm or not. The church I go to, people including our pastor wears shorts sometimes. Some dress in more dress clothing, some in more casual attire. We will all stand naked before God one day. I don't think he cares about your jeans etc. I think he cares more about where your heart is and your relationship with him. He knows you better than you, so I doubt a piece of cloth will bother him. That being said, there's nothing wrong with dressing up etc. To each their own I guess.

Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (e+/yu)

547 One thing I only recently learned:

The same guy who produced/created Bewitched, Danny Arnold, went on to produce/create Barney Miller.

Interesting, given how different they were. Bewitched was pretty much fantasy, while BM was surprisingly gritty and real.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (miE9U)

548 Nice one by Lou Barletta (PA senatorial candidate) at Trump rally.


Economy is so good "even Colin Kapernick found a job".


Unlike so many candidates who have appeared on stage with Trump, and unlike so many incumbents in public office (surprisingly), is a good speaker.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (QDnY+)

549 Mrs928 is making me watch 4 days of surveillance footage to find out why there were bird feathers on our front porch.


I told her to just blame the cat but maybe she is worried about a hex.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (yQpMk)

550 527 Ford and her lawyers havent spoken a word since Kav was confirmed.

Funny that

The examples MUST be made. Ford, Ramirez, Swetnick and that soyboy motherfucker who doxxed
Posted by: Getcha Pull at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (aR6C/)

I am probably way off on this, so what the hell... Feinstein was the ringleader of a conspiracy of using color of law to deprive Kavanaugh of his civil right to be presumed innocent until proven guilty. She should spend the rest of her natural life in prison plus 100 years minimum.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (1g7ch)

551 If I was Samantha I would wriggle my nose and clone myself to have sex with. Now that's a damn spell.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:43 PM (yScAF)


Oh Jim Acosta. You silly goose stepper.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at October 10, 2018 07:46 PM (rco8e)

552 She should spend the rest of her natural life in prison plus 100 years minimum.



Just wall up her cell.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Humpbot at October 10, 2018 07:47 PM (yQpMk)

553 Isn't it "99 and 44/100th pure" or am I misremembering the ads?
Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (Evws/)
---------

You're remembering correctly. But that leaves 56/100ths.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:47 PM (U5tDi)

554 I'm not surprised Ford and her attorneys haven't spoken since the Kav circus ended.

Let's be honest: those shysters probably would love to get their paws on Ford's GoFundMe windfall.

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:48 PM (miE9U)

555 I don't know what the fuck is up with Jay Webber but this dipshit needs to start running ads and start soon.


I have literally seen only 1, one, (1), ONEEEEEE, ad run by him, and it was ludicrous.

Meanwhile Mikie Sherril is saturating every form of media with ads attacking him.

WTF!!!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at October 10, 2018 07:48 PM (kT3/m)

556 Better not.

Posted by: bluebell at October 10, 2018 07:33 PM

******


Wait until I get there BBells. I'll let you pull my finger!
It almost always works with the grandkids.

Posted by: Diogenes at October 10, 2018 07:48 PM (0tfLf)

557


nooodffffffff

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 10, 2018 07:49 PM (fMj88)

558 528 I'll go ahead and give it away:

Vulture article see that Stevie Nicks was pissed off by some of Lindsey Buckingham's recent onstage behavior. I guess she felt belittled.

She actually told Mick Fleetwood and the rest of the band, fire Lindsey or I quit. The band chose to fire Lindsey.
Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:42 PM (miE9U)


Sure sounds like rape to me.

Posted by: rickl at October 10, 2018 07:49 PM (sdi6R)

559 rickl, that's coming in the next episode I'm sure :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:49 PM (miE9U)

560 I think the Left is working its way through the alternatives. They tried to amend the Constitution (Equal Rights Amendment) and that didn't work. They tried elections and that didn't work for them. Then they tried to pack the Court and that doesn't work any more. So they are pretty much done with the techniques you are supposed to use to make changes. I guess witchcraft and violence are what they have left.

Posted by: notsothoreau at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (JKNZq)

561 That being said, there's nothing wrong with dressing up etc. To each their own I guess.
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 10, 2018 07:45 PM (e+/yu)


I try to dress appropriately for church (as a mark of respect), but for those that come in shorts and tee shirts, I say, I'm glad you're here in church and not elsewhere this fine Sunday morning,

Posted by: Hrothgar's Boofing Services (now with 36 year guarantee), VLLC at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (n9EOP)

562 I bet someone wouldn't refuse emergency treatment at St Lukes Hospital or Methodist Hospital or Mt Sinai or Presbyterian Hospital.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (2DOZq)

563 Moron t-shirt:
56/100ths Evil

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (yScAF)

564 #553 Thank you, bluebell.

Posted by: andycanuck at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (Evws/)

565 OK so Jimmy Page etc. was allegedly a Satanist. Great there's a couple examples out there. There's always a few outliers. But as a whole, Satanists aren't the most prosperous folks around the globe. Just saying. Oh and if you get a neck tattoo, you might as well go down to the police station and turn yourself in, because you WILL be committing a crime at some point once you get one.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I'm sorry if that got confused. Page, Plant and Led Zeppelin were successful, but paid an awful price. Bonham is dead. Page is just plain weird in his personal life, and I have that on some first (second hand) person eye-witness observations.

Satan collects his due in the harshest of ways.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (S6Pax)

566 My recommendation for frustrated, wit's-end libs:

Listen to the song "Don't Fear The Reaper" a lot. Get ideas.

(I know, it's wrong, but I'm just really angry these days.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at October 10, 2018 07:52 PM (miE9U)

567 565 OK so Jimmy Page etc. was allegedly a Satanist. Great there's a couple examples out there. There's always a few outliers. But as a whole, Satanists aren't the most prosperous folks around the globe. Just saying. Oh and if you get a neck tattoo, you might as well go down to the police station and turn yourself in, because you WILL be committing a crime at some point once you get one.
Posted by: Minnfidel

I'm sorry if that got confused. Page, Plant and Led Zeppelin were successful, but paid an awful price. Bonham is dead. Page is just plain weird in his personal life, and I have that on some first (second hand) person eye-witness observations.

Satan collects his due in the harshest of ways.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:50 PM (S6Pax)

Couldn't Satan have at least given them an original song?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at October 10, 2018 07:52 PM (2DOZq)

568 I'll say this ... Christianity on Paper is a Fine
Thing. But Socialism on Paper don't look so bad either. Communism, on
Paper, could work.



Things tend to turn out poorly when Man pursues things Collectively. Regardless of the motivation.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:29 PM (fiGNd)

Yah... No. Christianity brought the enlightenment. It also brought dignity and worth for women and children.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Christianity at its root is about your relationship with God, your personal relationship.
We are born into a fallen world, and most things of this world will eventually turn to shit.
God has offered us,nay, promised us salvation from this world, through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, begotten of God, who lived as a man among us.

He knows our weaknesses, our frailty, our every wrong. Yet loves us still.

The Light of the World.

Yes, the church in all its manifestations can be bad sometimes, full of the vanity of men. Misused and twisted. Depraved and wretched.
The Word is for you and me, personally.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:57 PM (S6Pax)

569 Repeal the 19th!

Posted by: Wontsubmit at October 10, 2018 07:57 PM (122Gu)

570
People don't put on their finest clothing to impress an Omnipotent God. They put that shit on to impress each other.

Posted by: ScoggDog at October 10, 2018 07:20 PM (fiGNd)


I can't speak to anyone else's motivation, but for me Mass is a serious matter that I take very seriously. So I bring my best.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 10, 2018 08:00 PM (LsBY9)

571 I think it's kewl that 16000 binding spells got DJT to stop tweeting #AllTheThings.

Posted by: kallisto at October 10, 2018 08:08 PM (2sspa)

572
Christianity at its root is about your relationship with God, your personal relationship.

We are born into a fallen world, and most things of this world will eventually turn to shit.

God has offered us,nay, promised us salvation from this world,
through the life, death and resurrection of Jesus Christ, begotten of
God, who lived as a man among us.



He knows our weaknesses, our frailty, our every wrong. Yet loves us still.



The Light of the World.



Yes, the church in all its manifestations can be bad sometimes, full
of the vanity of men. Misused and twisted. Depraved and wretched.

The Word is for you and me, personally.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at October 10, 2018 07:57 PM (S6Pax)

That is not all the Word is... "for wherever two or more of you are gathered in my name, there shall I be also." God calls us to community, he calls us to do his good works in his name. Works are not needed to get God's grace but he calls us, nonetheless to manifest that grace in the world.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 10, 2018 08:21 PM (F/KeJ)

573 So the Left is saying there's not enough people in jail. Right?

Posted by: ... at October 10, 2018 08:31 PM (uEbPt)

574 Witchcraft just goes along with the subjective, cargo cult mentality of the modern left. There's no good or bad, right or wrong, and your perception is reality, blah blah blah.

It's a gateway to madness.

Posted by: Cato the Rebel Without a Party at October 10, 2018 08:36 PM (R9+0K)

575 Saw the stat about unpunished rate, is this the same stats that rely on college campus having an epidemic of about 99.94% underreporting of sex assaults if you're to believe what they're peddling?

What garbage.

Or maybe Ace is right, they're including the....s holes.

Of course, I believe these gals and white knights just make you scary numbers on the fly.

Posted by: Jar jar thinks at October 10, 2018 09:28 PM (p+XbJ)

576 Having anything to do with witchcraft and spells opens a pathway to and from the Dark Side. Avoid like the plague. Pray against.

Posted by: BGabby at October 10, 2018 10:27 PM (VnhfZ)

577 Most Pagans know that workings of that sort are going to leave you open to some serious payback. Looks to me as if they are lining up to get the Divine 2 X 4 up side the head.

As a point of interest, there are Libertarian and conservative Witches and Pagans as well. We aren't as loud as the other sort. Too busy getting in range time and working for a living.

Posted by: Gorm The Scroufulous at October 10, 2018 10:38 PM (XdroR)

578 Really late to the party here, but salt is used in magic because it is supposed to be "purifying."

Why you ask

Because it is white

Posted by: Glenn at October 10, 2018 11:20 PM (8EUYx)

579
The reason witchcraft is forbidden is that you are trying to alter God's already chosen outcome. That is, you think you're more powerful than God.

Now, how do you suppose God is to view that?

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 11, 2018 02:22 AM (HLTe8)

580 I don't know why, but since I was a small child, I always felt that God had a special love for me, and that He would always do what was right.That's why the prayer is THY till be done, not the coven's.

Posted by: Mother of Sons at October 11, 2018 02:26 AM (HLTe8)

581 the pivot from race to pure Luciferianism has to come at some point, hopefully soon. I can't picture libs worshiping the beast or his image.

Posted by: dw at October 11, 2018 07:13 AM (stPAM)

582 What does Quasi religious mean?It means you decide to carry a stone said to spiritually cleans you of grief and sadness, then sometime during the day you reach for your keys and find it, you say, "Where the heck did this rock come from and throw it away."

Posted by: obsidian at October 11, 2018 10:16 AM (7+yqP)

583 An impressive share! I've just forwarded this onto a colleague who was doing
a little research on this. And he actually bought me lunch simply because I discovered it for him...

lol. So let me reword this.... Thanks for the meal!! But yeah, thanx
for spending time to discuss this matter here on your
web page.

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