Ben Sasse, Narcissistic Creep and Loathsome Coward

This strutting soybean is NeverTrump's Plan A, huh?

Yeah. Keep planning, Deposed Masters of the Universe.

You're done. Do you not get that? You perverted conservatism for years into a weak echo of standard-issue urban liberalism that would not overly offend your tony UWS friends.

We found you out. We've made you. We've seen the grift you've been running since Bush I -- and we know from people who served in the Reagan Administration that you were internal saboteurs there, too -- and we're done with it.

Done.

Go convince the Democrats to fight your designed-to-be-lost wars for you.

In many ways, Sen. Ben Sasse (R-NE) embodies everything wrong with Washington. He whines about the Senate’s impotence, but has no legislative achievements of his own. He ridicules his colleagues for craving media attention, but is a regular on cable news and Sunday talk shows. As a member of the Judiciary Committee, he has been silent on Spygate and FISAgate and Justice Department corruption, but speaks up whenever he sees an opportunity to criticize a president he did not support. And he threatens to leave his own party while accepting millions of dollars in contributions from Republican donors.

But the first-term senator's speech on Wednesday night about the issues surrounding Brett Kavanaugh’s nomination was a galling performance even by Sasse standards. Aside from a shaky 90-second interaction with Kavanaugh last week, Sasse has not said anything about the Left's political assassination attempt of President Trump’s Supreme Court nominee.

Speaking to an empty Senate chamber late in the evening, Sasse delivered a weepy, meandering, and self-aggrandizing monologue about our nation’s "decline into tribalism." Without any sense of irony, he accused his colleagues of being "preening and grandstanding senators looking for soundbites." (Sasse is about to embark on his second book tour in as many years.)

The NeverTrumper humblebragged that he advised the president to nominate a woman because "the very important MeToo movement was very new and that this Senate is not at all well-prepared to deal with potential allegations of sexual harassment and assault." Sasse justified his recent absence from social media and cable news (he's been criticized for being MIA while other Republican senators have spoken out), claiming it was “good for his soul." Ew.


Then...it got weird. The senator unleashed an explainer about sex: "Sexuality is a gift. It is an intimacy, it is a oneness that is to be shared and given, never taken. Sex is big, not small, and you don't get to decide it for someone else.” (CRINGE ALERT!) He commended the #MeToo movement because "women and girls have been told that they're meat. They’ve been told this in word and in deed, that they're parts to be consumed." (With fava beans?)

Ben Sasse is the sensitive, caring guy who's always there for you to talk about what assholes other guys are. He's got a nice soft shoulder for you to cry on, and a bag of rufies to slip into your drink the minute you blow your nose.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:27 PM




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1 Hello!

Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 07:28 PM (3HNOQ)

2 Wow.
In before 10!

Posted by: Diogenes at October 04, 2018 07:28 PM (0tfLf)

3 Miss Sassy if you're nasty!

Posted by: Octopussy at October 04, 2018 07:29 PM (C5A1v)

4 Jeff Flake started out this way, thought he was invincible. Was a political dynasty, etc. We saw what happened to him

I get the impression Trump has zero problem getting involved in his next primary.

Posted by: Blago at October 04, 2018 07:29 PM (HrFt3)

5 Chris Matthews now dicussing Kav's drinking. Matthews was not only a drunk, he was an ugly, town drunk.

Posted by: Redenzo at October 04, 2018 07:29 PM (14qvS)

6 'Sex is big'? What does that mean?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:30 PM (a0IVu)

7 nothing scarier than a male feminist...except for a menopausal chardonnay drinker who all of the sudden hates white people. Boy, I can't wait for Thanksgiving. The Aunties are going to be woke AF.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:30 PM (Ejm4y)

8 Sexuality is a gift.

Well, not always...

Posted by: Eliot Spitzer at October 04, 2018 07:30 PM (jDF8P)

9 Roofffffffffffies.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at October 04, 2018 07:30 PM (Ol3c7)

10 What a fffffag.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (NWiLs)

11
You can't spell "two-faced lying cocksucking momzer" without S A S S E.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (/9p9e)

12 It's people like Sasse that claim, perhaps with justification, that they are the mainstream of the Republican party. If so, then let it go the way of the Whigs.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (R85nB)

13 I was never told I was meat and never thought that I was. I just figured boys and men wanted to get laid and I was aware of that. I think that's a loathsome thing of Sasse to say.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (AllCR)

14 the goofiest fucking thing about the never trump retreat class is that Gator is a fucking man, baby. No...wait. Hon. Brettance "the boofter" Kavanaugh is in no way controversial except for about a million dollars Soros paid to stop him.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (Ejm4y)

15 I am moving to NE and primarying him

Posted by: Bill Clinton at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (xqr+s)

16
Sasse = code word for Boof.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (/9p9e)

17 Go on about Sasse all you want, he was never one of the ones who was going squishy on Kavanaugh and his maverickyness has never reached mccain levels.

Senators have always been sanctimonious blow hards, Sasse is more blow than bite.

Posted by: Roy LC at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (94N0K)

18 You can't spell "two-faced lying cocksucking momzer" without S A S S E.

===

he's not wrong

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (Ejm4y)

19 Would you say Ben Sasse is a Cuck-in-Training??? A Novitiate Cuck??? A Cuck's Apprentice????

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (DpEis)

20 "tribalism"

that's the meme of the cuck cruisers. if we act according to our interests we are No Better Than They Are. if they do it, yawn, it's unfortunate.

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (F/eTK)

21 12 It's people like Sasse that claim, perhaps with justification, that they are the mainstream of the Republican party. If so, then let it go the way of the Whigs.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (R85nB)


He's the undescended testicle of James Buchanan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (/9p9e)

22 He's running for POTUS?

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (MzFJT)

23 Little known hobby: Ben Sasse enjoys amateur taxidermy when visiting his reclusive mother's roadside motel.

Posted by: A. Hitchcock at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (UDWr3)

24 Sounds like Sasse got his hands on some Rocket Fuel Malt Liquor.

Posted by: tu3031 at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (jDF8P)

25 I grew up around a whole bunch of sanctimonious asshats like Sasse.

You know what the vast majority of them had in common?

They were lying, cheating, grifting assholes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (dEQP3)

26 Sexuality is a gift. It is an intimacy, it is a oneness that is to be shared and given, never taken. Sex is big, not small,

=

The Paolo, he is agreeing. He is a oneness sex is big. And is, how you say, regalo - gift.

Posted by: The Paolo at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (bUjCl)

27 You know who talks like this? Sad betas who hope that by being there for the ladies they'll manage to finally know the touch of a woman. That and predators.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (Ltgak)

28 17 Go on about Sasse all you want, he was never one of the ones who was going squishy on Kavanaugh and his maverickyness has never reached mccain levels.

Senators have always been sanctimonious blow hards, Sasse is more blow than bite.
Posted by: Roy LC at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (94N0K)


I thought you were going to write more blow than hard.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (/9p9e)

29 Speaking to an empty Senate chamber late in the evening, Sasse delivered a weepy, meandering, and self-aggrandizing monologue...

Pretty much summarizes everything the Senate does these days.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (0GuIv)

30 What would Spartacus do?

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (dczB+)

31 I am going to go on a rant here: Ya know, no one has ever told me I am meat. Ever. Could it be because I chose to make wise decisions and not act like a whore? I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated as equals?? Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something does not go your way.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)

32 I think Sasse is trying to paraphrase Saint Paul on love. ( I know he's not bright enough to be citing Clement.)

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (F/eTK)

33 Look . . . there's a reason why the floor of the Senate is empty when speeches like this get made.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (YTBgF)

34 7 instagram them please

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (MzFJT)

35 Chris Matthews now dicussing Kav's drinking. Matthews was not only a drunk, he was an ugly, town drunk.
Posted by: Redenzo at October 04, 2018 07:29 PM (14qvS)

The next line of attack, which is really weak sauce. I'm guessing some liberal is going to pop out of a wormhole somewhere and say they saw Kavanaugh falling down drunk at his daughter's volleyball games he was coaching. Giving Steve Sarkisian, USC coach a run for his money.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (wAWL+)

36 32 I think Sasse is trying to paraphrase Saint Paul on love. ( I know he's not bright enough to be citing Clement.)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (F/eTK)


More like St. Pauli Girl.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (/9p9e)

37 19 Would you say Ben Sasse is a Cuck-in-Training??? A Novitiate Cuck??? A Cuck's Apprentice????
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (DpEis)

I believe the correct title is... Cuckitus Maximus

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (NgKpN)

38 28

I thought you were going to write more blow than hard.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (/9p9e)

That process always goes better with a degree of firmness.....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (DpEis)

39 This guy... this is not my kind of guy...

Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (Izzlo)

40 11
You can't spell "two-faced lying cocksucking momzer" without S A S S E.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (/9p9e)

But there's only one "s" in "two-faced lying cocksucking momzer."

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

41 >>>19 Would you say Ben Sasse is a Cuck-in-Training??? A Novitiate Cuck??? A Cuck's Apprentice????

a Cuck Fluffer. he "Primes" the Stud of the actual Cuck.

Posted by: ace at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (PA9oZ)

42 And Sasse has these huge hemorrhoids too.
Wanna see the pictures?

Posted by: Jackson Cosko at October 04, 2018 07:34 PM (xEuHL)

43 Sasse so desperately wants to be loved by the media. SAD!

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (fYi9j)

44 31 Well said, IC`

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (AllCR)

45 I live in a conservative state in a conservative count in a conservative city. All my human interaction is with like minded people.

Should I sign up for the cuck cruise?
As a change.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (/curx)

46 srs tho, you guys catch Sarosars' insane anti-white speech?

I guess I'm old enough to remember when white people lived in America.

Then again,the people cheering the loudest were the whites in the crowd. And not all of them were frizzy haired moms of a certain age either.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (Ejm4y)

47

Strutting Soybean is what killed the Mr. Potato Head franchise

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic. at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (TAmPV)

48 We used to call guys like Sasse "Get Some"---they had to do it the beta male way, but they were surprisingly effective with the ladies. Sorta like Otter in Animal House.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (Sda6L)

49 So Sasse is the Mark Waid of the Senate?

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (oFsfu)

50 25 I grew up around a whole bunch of sanctimonious asshats like Sasse.

You know what the vast majority of them had in common?

They were lying, cheating, grifting assholes.
Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (dEQP3)

The louder he talked of his honor, etc. etc.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (NWiLs)

51 >>> He whines about the Senate's impotence, but has no legislative achievements of his own. He ridicules his colleagues for craving media attention, but is a regular on cable news and Sunday talk shows. As a member of the Judiciary Committee, he has been silent on Spygate and FISAgate and Justice Department corruption, but speaks up whenever he sees an opportunity to criticize a president he did not support.


So a hypocrite then. Sounds about right for DC.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (hvf9s)

52 31 I am going to go on a rant here: Ya know, no one has ever told me I am meat. Ever. Could it be because I chose to make wise decisions and not act like a whore? I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated as equals?? Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something does not go your way.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)


Hmmm.... I have been called 'Meat'... by a Drill Instructor.

Was that sexual Her Ass Meant? or just Harassment?

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (NgKpN)

53 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)

Hear! Hear!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (dUJdY)

54 Joe: You used to be big.

Sex: I am big. It's the pictures that became small.

Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (3HNOQ)

55 Fucking Nebraska - and your football team sucks too.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (09/JH)

56 Republican leadership placed a first year rooky on the Judiciary Committee?

Well, damn. I blame libertarians!

Posted by: 13times at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (K3B2k)

57 45 I live in a conservative state in a conservative count in a conservative city. All my human interaction is with like minded people.

Should I sign up for the cuck cruise?
As a change.
Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (/curx)

I still think we need to take up a collection and buy a ticket for Ace to attend one of Captain Kristol's Kruises. It would be epic.

Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

58 Archie Bunker used to call me meat(head).

Posted by: Rob Reiner at October 04, 2018 07:37 PM (3HNOQ)

59 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)

I guess you won't be getting a Winter Solstice card from Emily's List this year.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 07:37 PM (NWiLs)

60 Kick this cheap swamp rat to the shore. Let the crocs and gators have him.

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2018 07:37 PM (Z9C5C)

61 49 So Sasse is the Mark Waid of the Senate?
Posted by: auscolpyr at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (oFsfu)

Worse. Waid doesn't pretend to be on our side.

Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:37 PM (Izzlo)

62 fuck it, trump should just renominate Gator if he fails to get the votes. I'm sick of this nonsense.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (Ejm4y)

63 I'm trying to watch Warehouse 13 episodes to pass the time but after a few minutes the absurdities can't be ignored and the intensity is exhausting.


So then I surf the internet but after a few minutes the absurdities can't be ignored and the intensity is exhausting and nobody knows nothing and everybody knows everything yet nothing seems to happen.

And nobody agrees on anything.

So I do vodka shots until I can't remember anything and when I wake up, I have a terrible headache and do it all over again.

Posted by: Jeff Grimley at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (oYD2h)

64 Fucking Nebraska - and your football team sucks too.
Posted by: rammajamma at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (09/JH)

We know. Ha Ha Ha.

- Bucky Badger

Posted by: Wisconsin -20 at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (oFsfu)

65 52 31 I am going to go on a rant here: Ya know, no one has ever told me I am meat. Ever. Could it be because I chose to make wise decisions and not act like a whore? I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated as equals?? Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something does not go your way.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)



IC, could you come y some time and talk to my sistr???? There would be chocolate in it for you....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (DpEis)

66 What is it with politicians having last names that fit them way too well?

Sasse is miss priss sassypants
Flake is a flake
Weiner is obsessed with his wiener
Waxman is like a waxy melty ROUS

I have no doubt I'm missing a ton of other examples. Far too many.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (hvf9s)

67 I was hoping/expecting you wouldn't be able to resist this Sasse thing, ace. (and that excerpt is nice, too)


Welcome, Roy LC. Sasse is no worse (that is, slightly useful) than 80% of the Senate GOP. Which is no defense. Apart from judicial nominations, the Senate is mostly a disaster. But he *is* much worse, in terms of stupid and vapid sanctimony, and now, weirdness. Wonder if his model is Larry Pressler, or Claiborne Pell in his later, kooky years. That's who he reminds me of.


Favorite part of his beclownment was his absurd statement that Trump cannot "lead" on this. WTF? The dolt says this as Trump is in fact leading. Maybe Ben hasn't kept up on the news in the Beltway the last few weeks?



Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (QDnY+)

68 Ben Sasse is the kind of cuck that eats his wife out after the bull is done.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (f092j)

69 Ben Had,

You don't have to go that far...just come to Austin!

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (kufk0)

70 Has Sasse confirmed he is a yes vote on Kavanaugh?

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (dEQP3)

71 Sasse understands what women feel... Deeply understands them and their feel.

Posted by: Fish at October 04, 2018 07:38 PM (E57Xa)

72 Sasse, Sasse. Hmmm. Check name. Yes, he on list!

Sasse very good! You no speak bad about Sasse!

Posted by: Chinese server hardware spies at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (DuAZ5)

73 56 Republican leadership placed a first year rooky on the Judiciary Committee?

Well, damn. I blame libertarians!
Posted by: 13times at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (K3B2k)

No doubt the idea was that he'd follow lock-step with his betters on the committee.

They need to browbeat the fresh meat better than this.

Posted by: Ersatz at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (YTBgF)

74 Reading Ace these past few days makes me want to buy some more Hoppes because the Dims are getting (even more) ugly.

Posted by: dingbat at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (x8d+2)

75 Drudge: a city wants to put its hoboes on a cruise ship

seems like the hulks of old London, before they shipped them to Virginia and then Australia

Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (F/eTK)

76 Trump rally on now.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (dEQP3)

77 All I know is I appreciate Emily Ratajkowski doing her part to Make Protests Great Again. Anytime, anywhere. With or without fava beans. Damn.

https://twitter.com/emrata/status/1047948187342913537

Posted by: William Jefferson Clinton at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (/fvMN)

78 Want to offend a young woman? Be indifferent.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (OQp0d)

79 I am going to go on a rant here: Ya know, no one has ever told me I am meat. Ever. Could it be because I chose to make wise decisions and not act like a whore? I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated as equals?? Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something does not go your way.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)

IC, excellent post. Count me in.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (wAWL+)

80 Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (a0IVu)

I'ma go out on a limb and say that you were never in the military. If so, too bad; our loss. You'd have been a hell of an NCO or an Officer .

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (0GuIv)

81 Ben Sasse is the kind of cuck that eats his wife out after the bull is done.
Posted by: El Kabong

The Paolo rates this as true.

Posted by: Paolo at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (xEuHL)

82 James Baker. Hmmm. Name sounds ffffffamiliar.

Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (3HNOQ)

83 You know who talks like this? Sad betas who hope that by being there for the ladies they'll manage to finally know the touch of a woman. That and predators.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (Ltgak)



You've just defined "male feminists."

Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesgnome at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (IDosC)

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (bUjCl)

85 Ben Sasse plays spin the bottle. With all guys.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)

86 This guy Sasse could not have been elected without the Tea Party, just like a lot of others including flake. And they and the democraps spent a helluva lot of time trying to kill us off. Well, we ain't dead yet. And we don't forget.

Posted by: Eromero at October 04, 2018 07:41 PM (zLDYs)

87 Hey, Sasse, you dumb shit! It's your libertine friends in the media and Hollywood that have pressing the no boundaries sex culture from r the last 60 years. People who promote Chastity and modesty get ridiculed by you and your ilk. It's your friends in politics and academia who have been pushing for women to become just like men and to throw away any notion of the sacredness of sex.

I just don't want to hear it.

Posted by: ObjectionSustained at October 04, 2018 07:41 PM (uCrjJ)

88 75 Drudge: a city wants to put its hoboes on a cruise ship

seems like the hulks of old London, before they shipped them to Virginia and then Australia
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (F/eTK)


Isn't this really the story of Bill Kristol?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:41 PM (/9p9e)

89 >>>We used to call guys like Sasse "Get Some"---they had to do it the beta male way, but they were surprisingly effective with the ladies.


Reminds me of the Bloodhound Gang song: "I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 04, 2018 07:41 PM (R85nB)

90 Trumps rally has started

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2018 07:41 PM (dczB+)

91 This guy talks like a fag and his shit's all retarded.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (4VpG4)

92 85 Ben Sasse plays spin the bottle. With all guys.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)


Spin the colostomy bag.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (/9p9e)

93 Sasse is about three sentences away from describing the skin suit he is making... and affirming that he would indeed have relations with himself.

Posted by: Fish at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (E57Xa)

94 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (KCxzN)

95 Yeah, Sassy.

The "White Knight" schtick is just what's selling the hottest amongst your constituency.

You fucking twat.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (BRvh1)

96 Drudge: a city wants to put its hoboes on a cruise ship

seems like the hulks of old London, before they shipped them to Virginia and then Australia
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (F/eTK)


Well it's Dublin so . . . .

You know the thing about calling it the USMCA? That language notes that it is between sovereign countries, not some namby pamby oh look at this giant blob of undifferentiated land.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (dEQP3)

97 I was thinking about this the other day. If a senator or congresscritter decides he's not running again I think they need to be removed from any committee they serve on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (dUJdY)

98 I get "eats his wife out" Thanks ever so much for that, BTW. :>( but what the heck does after the bull is done mean-meaning he's a cuckcold. On second thought I don't want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (AllCR)

99 95 Yeah, Sassy.

The "White Knight" schtick is just what's selling the hottest amongst your constituency.

You fucking twat.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (BRvh1)


"If he really wants to be a maverick, I'm irradiated rested and ready!"

- - McCain's toomah

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (/9p9e)

100 lin-duh a runaway mule team couldn't drag me to Austin. You've seen where I live.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (/curx)

101 12 It's people like Sasse that claim, perhaps with justification, that they are the mainstream of the Republican party. If so, then let it go the way of the Whigs.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 04, 2018 07:31 PM (R85nB)


He's the undescended testicle of James Buchanan.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:32 PM (/9p9e)




I am literally choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

102 minnesota is such a shitshow of a state, who knows what is going to happen there. however, getting that many people to show up for a rally in rochester wildly cheering Trump is bad news for everyone that hates him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (MTjB1)

103 >>> I still think we need to take up a collection and buy a ticket for Ace to attend one of Captain Kristol's Kruises. It would be epic. Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:36 PM (Izzlo)

I would never succumb Ace to something so mindnumbingly dumb. Plus some toolbag on the cruise would post a pic or vid of Ace and think it was funny. Our enemies have no sanctity for personal privacy anymore. Not if they are willing to expose innocent children's health info, and think kids in a political cartoon are fair game.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (hvf9s)

104 I am going to go on a rant here: Ya know, no one has ever told me I am
meat. Ever. Could it be because I chose to make wise decisions and not
act like a whore? I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated
as equals?? Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for
your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something
does not go your way.

--

Bravo, IC. In total agreement.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (mQ0Mc)

105 Ben Sasse is too deep for the reich-wing. And he's so dreamy.

Posted by: James Comey at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (HiLJ1)

106 85 Ben Sasse plays spin the bottle. With all guys.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 07:40 PM (/tuJf)


With a Mandingo Dildo (tm).

Posted by: Burnt Toast at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (1g7ch)

107 78 Want to offend a young woman? Be indifferent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (OQp0d)


Actually, that is how you get them to chase you...

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

108 Want to offend a young woman? Be indifferent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (OQp0d)


Actually, that is how you get them to chase you...
Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

before or after spin the bottle ??

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 07:44 PM (bUjCl)

109 Actually, that is how you get them to chase you...
Posted by: Don Q at O



why yes it is

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 07:44 PM (MTjB1)

110 lin-duh, would the kiddo's like the rellenos or I will have pizza for them?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:44 PM (/curx)

111 73

Yeah. Sasse needs to be relocated to the broom closet.

Posted by: 13times at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (K3B2k)

112 It's fascinating that the highest form of modern woman is one who has had or who supports having abortions, but men are simultaneously expected to not view women as sex objects.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (OQp0d)

113 >>Drudge: a city wants to put its hoboes on a cruise ship


"We'll call it 'Ark B'. "

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (ZWeG7)

114 If a senator or congresscritter decides he's not running again I think they need to be removed from any committee they serve on.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (dUJdY)

They actually buy those positions. It isn't even a secret. The Turtle has a big chart with committee assignments and prices.

Posted by: tooltip at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (RzgpO)

115 Ben Sasse won't be able to vote this weekend because he's helping a lady move in hopes that she'll finally see what a swell guy he is and dump her jerk boyfriend.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (xEuHL)

116 He won in 2014 with 65% of the vote. It seems to me that Nebraskans can afford to be more choosy.

Posted by: weew at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (gk7if)

117 GO BLACKHAWKS!

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (ZWeG7)

118
Not even Glenn Beck is putting up with this shit.

Glenn Beck AGREED with President Trump's "mocking."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (UwgOc)

119 I get "eats his wife out" Thanks ever so much for that, BTW. :>( but what the heck does after the bull is done mean-meaning he's a cuckcold. On second thought I don't want to know.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 07:42 PM (AllCR)




IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THAT HE IS A SHY HOMOSEXUAL.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

120 Vote - let us all see who the enemy is really, all in - Dems and pretend R's. In my Marvin Gaye voice, let's get it on Mitch.

Posted by: rammajamma at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (09/JH)

121 I know I would have big problems with the Sexual Culture of now if I was out there single again.... maybe I am misreading it all, but doesn't it seem like a minefield now???

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (DpEis)

122 So, is Ben going to be a No?

Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (hECVl)

123 >>You know the thing about calling it the USMCA?

It's very musical.

It's fun to trade with USMCA.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (/tuJf)

124 114. Yep, they have to bring money into the reeleciton fund...

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at October 04, 2018 07:46 PM (fYi9j)

125 113 >>Drudge: a city wants to put its hoboes on a cruise ship


"We'll call it 'Ark B'. "

Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (ZWeG7)

they apparently have NO idea how hard it is to keep a ship clean...

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:46 PM (NgKpN)

126 I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated

as equals??


While I'm sure that's true of the female types here, there's lots of evidence that many don't feel the way you do. They want to be treated as equals until, you know, things go pear-shaped. Then, not so much.

Posted by: pep at October 04, 2018 07:46 PM (T6t7i)

127 I was scrolling through the news the other day and after landing on something, commercials started. First thing I see is a commercial for, I think, Gray's Anatomy, which I have never watched. In 30 seconds, I got to see a female patient wolf whistling at two orthopedic surgeons who entered her room like strutting peacocks and then four shots of four different couples clawing each other in bed. Then some dark secret that will tear the place apart by some evil woman.

Yet these are the screaming me too brigade that tries to get men fired for complimenting a woman's dress or saying Good Morning in too familiar a tone.

Posted by: Jen the original at October 04, 2018 07:46 PM (wAWL+)

128 "IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT IMPLIES THAT HE IS A SHY HOMOSEXUAL."

Not only in Minecraft, either.

Posted by: A. Hitchcock at October 04, 2018 07:46 PM (UDWr3)

129 am going to go on a rant here: Ya know, no one has ever told me I am
meat. Ever. Could it be because I chose to make wise decisions and not
act like a whore? I mean ffs, stop coddling women. We want to be treated
as equals?? Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for
your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something
does not go your way.


Bravo. I'm so sick of these people.

Posted by: Infidel at October 04, 2018 07:46 PM (PhT3S)

130 "Lonesome Coward"



Sasse was in the TV western mini-series, with Bob Duvall?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (UsCnO)

131 Ben, sit down.

Posted by: Infidel Joe at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (+8x7K)

132 OAN carrying DJT uninterrupted in MN. Fvck FNC.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (udDY6)

133 Mitch sets cloture vote for tomorrow @ 10:30AM. Assuming 30-minute vote (could be 15-minute), the 30-hour clock of doom starts around 11AM.


Trump: "the Democrats are truly the party of crime"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (QDnY+)

134 GO BLACKHAWKS!

=

GO CHEROKEES !

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (bUjCl)

135 Reminds me of the Bloodhound Gang song: "I wish I was queer, so I could get chicks."
Posted by: Citizen Cake at October 04, 2018 07:41 PM (R85nB)

I swear, you've the first woman I've ever felt this way about, honest!

Posted by: Man pretending to be gay to score with a chick at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (hvf9s)

136 I would assume that the people of NE the majority of which are not leftists have let Sasse know how they think he should vote,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (AllCR)

137 >>>122 So, is Ben going to be a No?

Right now, Sasse and Flake are having a slap-n-tickle fight in the Senate cafeteria to decide who gets to be the one to tank Kavanaugh and be Commodore Cuck's spoiler candidate in 2020.

Posted by: El Kabong at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (datdl)

138 Actually, no, I'm not done. And last I checked, Trumptards like you are shitting your pants because a few of us control the fate of Trump's pick...and all of his picks.

I'll be reelected. Screw you, random Internet twit.

Posted by: BEN SASSY at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (M0fOc)

139 108 Want to offend a young woman? Be indifferent.
Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:39 PM (OQp0d)


Actually, that is how you get them to chase you...
Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

before or after spin the bottle ??
Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 07:44 PM (bUjCl)

You're supposed to brain 'em with the bottle and drag 'em back to your cave.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (NWiLs)

140 Actually, that is how you get them to chase you...

Posted by: Don Q

-

Sure, but that happens after that initial anger.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (OQp0d)

141 25 I grew up around a whole bunch of sanctimonious asshats like Sasse.

You know what the vast majority of them had in common?

They were lying, cheating, grifting assholes.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 07:33 PM (dEQP3)

As we've seen time and time again, people that sound like this are often the ones doing the gropin' and grabbin'.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (4ErVI)

142 GO BLACKHAWKS!
Posted by: garrett at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (ZWeG7)

*Looks at thermometer, re-reads NHL as started, says WTH*

Posted by: auscolpyr at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (oFsfu)

143 OAN carrying DJT uninterrupted in MN. Fvck FNC.


Posted by: BluesFish at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (udDY6)
***********************
FNC is carrying it.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (hECVl)

144 122 So, is Ben going to be a No?
Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (hECVl)

Not if he wants to stay on his committees.

And get re-election $

Posted by: Marybeth at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (CmURZ)

145 Not voting on this issue is utter cowardice... no other way to spin it....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (DpEis)

146 Drudge: republican senator may miss kavanaugh vote for daughters wedding.

Wrong priorities bro. This is why we lose.

Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (EK8Fz)

147 134 GO BLACKHAWKS!

=

GO CHEROKEES !
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (bUjCl)



Penalty box for high-cheekboning?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (/9p9e)

148 EASY MEAT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvAQLiwydrA

Posted by: ZOMBIE ZAPPA at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (ZWeG7)

149 121 I know I would have big problems with the Sexual Culture of now if I was out there single again.... maybe I am misreading it all, but doesn't it seem like a minefield now???
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (DpEis)

Yep, and I'm in desperate need of a Sherman Crab

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mine_flail

Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (Izzlo)

150 but doesn't it seem like a minefield now???

Good Lord yes. I'm so thankful I'm married.. of course at my age I don't think I would be into dating anyway. I would probably turn into a cat lady.. only with me it would be dachshunds!

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (dUJdY)

151 So it is apparently possible to be born with a front hole in your Sasse.

Posted by: mc at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (l1TIo)

152 I can never read the first few inches of articles because of these damn pop-up ads. Do you not have control over these ads? It's very annoying.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (2BPRE)

153 146 Drudge: republican senator may miss kavanaugh vote for daughters wedding.

Wrong priorities bro. This is why we lose.
Posted by: Dark Helmet at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (EK8Fz)



McConnell can delay the vote. This is just click-baiting.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (/9p9e)

154 Sen. Daines from Montana won't be voting in DC on Saturday, as his daughter is getting married in Montana. We'll see what that does to the possible Saturday timeline. He's a yes on Kav.

Posted by: lizabth at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (RFh5Y)

155 Noah Rothman- cuckbeef

Ben Shapiro- cuckveal

Tom Nichols- cuckgroundchuck

Ben Sasse- cucktofu

Posted by: El Kabong at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (datdl)

156 Americans "will reject the Democrats' politics of anger and destruction"

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (QDnY+)

157 Whoops..ya beat me to it.

Posted by: lizabth at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (RFh5Y)

158 Ben,
Please don't worry about the kids. We'll be in the motorhome so they will be set. The horse rides will be enough. Please enjoy your get together and don't worry about us.

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (kufk0)

159 Back in the 80's "Sasse" meant to suck on a man's balls. It was later replaced by the much more fitting term "teabag".

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (h1jJh)

160 The GOP senator from MT can't vote on Saturday due to his daughter's getting married.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (MzFJT)

161 C-SPAN has a nice clear feed of der Trumpenfuhrer's dark carnival, er, rally

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (QDnY+)

162 Ben Sasse is the kind of guy pretty girls call "sweet".

Posted by: Fish at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (E57Xa)

163 but doesn't it seem like a minefield now??

-

I'm told something like 90% of singles have some type of STD, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (OQp0d)

164 McConnell can delay the vote. This is just click-baiting.

True, but Porn lawyer is busy finding the next "victim" before Sunday.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (dUJdY)

165 >>I can never read the first few inches of articles because of these damn pop-up ads. Do you not have control over these ads? It's very annoying.

Just be like everyone else and don't read the posts.

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (/tuJf)

166 hope Trump goes off on how ellison beat his girlfriend.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (MTjB1)

167 153
McConnell can delay the vote. This is just click-baiting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (/9p9e)


Well, Drudge has morphed into a loathesome opportunist, so .... yeah.....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (DpEis)

168 I have never understood how someone that is in their frist term can be put on an influential committee. ",la"

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (/curx)

169 Ditto, IC

Posted by: Nurse ratched at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (Tvvj2)

170 >>> 146 Drudge: republican senator may miss kavanaugh vote for daughters wedding.

I wonder if the daughter is a bridezilla or is cool about this last minute snafu. And if she blames the dems or the GOP for causing it. (Hopefully the dems, the GOP would have had this voted on weeks ago.)

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (hvf9s)

171 uh oh, Hatch coarsened our discourse by telling some bitches to fuck off. Don't old white men know that their time is done and we're now a country of fake rape accusing harpies calling themselves survivors who are beyond reproach and question...

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (Ejm4y)

172 McConnell can delay the vote. This is just click-baiting.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:49 PM (/9p9e)

-------------

It is all Drudge is good for anymore. I haven't gone there for almost 2 years.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (I16G8)

173 How far would Ben Sasse's eyeballs squirt were he to be steamrolled by a 15 ton vibratory compactor?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (mstQR)

174 121 I know I would have big problems with the Sexual Culture of now if I was out there single again.... maybe I am misreading it all, but doesn't it seem like a minefield now???
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:45 PM (DpEis)

Yep. As a divorced middle-ageish dude who's been out of the dating scene completely for *cough cough* years, I am thoroughly hosed.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (NWiLs)

175 Yep, and I'm in desperate need of a Sherman Crab
Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (Izzlo)


...$20, same as in town.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (y87Qq)

176 152
I can never read the first few inches of articles because of these damn
pop-up ads. Do you not have control over these ads? It's very
annoying.

****

Go straight to the comments link

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (h1jJh)

177 This razor thin senate majority is a travesty.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (MzFJT)

178 How sweet would it be for MN to surprise everyone in November? Trump didn't lose it by much. Not familiar with the economic story there, but most midwest states have seen spectacular improvement the last 2 years.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

179 Every #metoo man is either an abuser with a guilty conscience or an effete worm trying to get pity sex. I'm now convinced of this.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (1WKtX)

180 Does a Senator have to be on the floor in order to vote???? Serious question, from a moron.....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (DpEis)

181 I would probably turn into a cat lady.. only with me it would be dachshunds!
Posted by: Jewells45


You'd turn into a cat-dachshund?

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (c+2jX)

182 Isn't this sick, creepy fuck supposed to be voting on legislation? Why is he lecturing people on the topics of sexuality and intimacy? He probably the kind of sick fucking cuck that smacks his lips and touches himself while he's talking too.

Carpet bomb the swamp!

Posted by: Fritz at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (Z9C5C)

183 "Wacky Guy !', lol

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (bUjCl)

184 Does a Senator have to be on the floor in order to vote???? Serious question, from a moron.....

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

185 Al Franken , y'all

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (bUjCl)

186 DAMMIT

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

187 McConnell needs to get on the phone with Sasse, Flake, Murkowski. & Collins. Same with President Bush.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (hECVl)

188 173 How far would Ben Sasse's eyeballs squirt were he to be steamrolled by a 15 ton vibratory compactor?
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth


About 35 feet, I'd wager.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 07:53 PM (c+2jX)

189 Does a Senator have to be on the floor in order to vote???? Serious question, from a moron.....


Yes. Back in the age of comity, in this situation a Democrat would volunteer to be absent.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (yQpMk)

190 180 Does a Senator have to be on the floor in order to vote???? Serious question, from a moron.....
Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (DpEis)


Yes.


BUT... McConnell has the power to schedule the vote when he wants to.

Plus cloture does not begin until after the vote tomorrow. Which means the 30 hour period ends on Sunday morning - AFTER the wedding.

Calm down people.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (/9p9e)

191 >>> It is all Drudge is good for anymore. I haven't gone there for almost 2 years.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at October 04, 2018 07:51 PM (I16G

He was great in 2016 election, in 2017 went off the rails. Rush quotes news from him, or at least has the report up on his screen everyday, according to the vid screens behind him. So I assume that is good enough.

Like football for a lot of the Horde here, give me a reason NOT to check up on you anymore, Drudge, and I might just find I don't miss you.

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (hvf9s)

192 u ok Grump928

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (bUjCl)

193 173
How far would Ben Sasse's eyeballs squirt were he to be steamrolled by a 15 ton vibratory compactor?

*****

I could do the calculations but I don't come cheap. You can rent a steam roller for about $200 per day plus delivery and pickup and do an actual test.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (h1jJh)

194 160 The GOP senator from MT can't won't vote on Saturday due to his daughter's getting married.
Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 07:50 PM (MzFJT)

Yes, I suppose McConnell could move the vote if he has to, but why force him to risk any further chicanery by a Democrat or a wobbly Republican?

If Daines isn't just shitposting and seriously intends to skip the vote, and he is not immediately and forcefully reprimanded by the party to the highest extent possible, then this would amount to an open declaration of war from the party to its voters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (BRvh1)

195 Ben Sasse is what we nevertrumpers call a "practice girl"

Posted by: Bill Kristol at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (mstQR)

196 McConnell's tweet about vote tomorrow:
https://twitter.com/senatemajldr/status/
1047990715085668352

Posted by: andycanuck at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (Evws/)

197 Breaking News - US vetoes UNSC call for Lindsey Graham to cease military operations in DC area. Nikki Haley - 'No words of mere mortals can stay the Purifier's hand.'

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (fA1SL)

198 very #metoo man is either an abuser with a guilty conscience or an effete worm trying to get pity sex. I'm now convinced of this.
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean

Why can't it be both?

Posted by: Wil Wheaton at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (xEuHL)

199 As some pundit said months ago, whatever else, no future president will likely replace Trump in terms of entertainment. He's hilarious. In a presidential way (!!!), of course.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:55 PM (QDnY+)

200 Just Reschedule the vote for first thing Monday Morning.

Have Trump and Kav waiting for the vote to end to swear him in...

then Motorcade him to the Supreme Court Building.

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 07:55 PM (NgKpN)

201 Then grow the fuck up and start taking responsibility for your actions. And stop whining like a little bitch every time something does not go your way.
-----------

Waaaay back, I took a GRE refresher course, taught by a woman.

One of the young women in the class asked her if it wasn't true that women generally were less inclined towards math, and therefore the GRE was weighted towards males.

Her response was, "I think that's a cop-out, an excuse for not trying."

I was impressed by her frankness.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 07:55 PM (nR2Re)

202 I wonder if the daughter is a bridezilla or is cool about this last minute snafu.

She has huge.... tracts of land.

Posted by: wooga at October 04, 2018 07:55 PM (XkzoX)

203 u ok Grump928


Yeah. Just premature encommentation.

It happens to most guys once in a while.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 07:55 PM (yQpMk)

204 Will Wheaton.... lol...

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:55 PM (DpEis)

205 All my human interaction is with like minded people.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (/curx)

My life is almost 180 degrees opposed to yours. There are very few conservatives in my life, and it is pleasure when I see them.

Even Sefton and Nevergiveup!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (wYseH)

206 Photos of the protests at SCOTUS Building today show a banner reading "Believe All Survivors."

Once again the Progs have captured the high ground of the sounds good, fees good terminology.

What they mean, as we've seen the past three weeks, is: "Believe All Womyn Accusers!"

They are putting the cart before the horse, and hiding that with a makes womyn feel good term.

Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (AMIL/)

207 #metoo is as big as it is because no one is checking every claim for veracity.

Or even establishing a standard of what qualifies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (oVJmc)

208 LOOOOOW IQ, MAXINE WATERS!

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (cF8AT)

209 OAN carrying DJT uninterrupted in MN. Fvck FNC.





Posted by: BluesFish at October 04, 2018 07:47 PM (udDY6)

***********************

FNC is carrying it.

Posted by: redridinghood at October 04, 2018 07:48 PM (hECVl)

----

Uninterrupted is the operative word.

Posted by: BluesFish at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (udDY6)

210 Sasse is the Ronny Cox character (Drew) from Deliverance. Flake is Bobby. Trump is Lewis. Maybe Graham is John Voight (Ed).

Posted by: WonkishRogue feeds his pet Tarrasque Creepy porn lawyers at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (O9JR8)

211 205 All my human interaction is with like minded people.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (/curx)

My life is almost 180 degrees opposed to yours. There are very few conservatives in my life, and it is pleasure when I see them.

Even Sefton and Nevergiveup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (wYseH)


Thank you, you momzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (/9p9e)

212 Several youtube channels are carrying the rally

Posted by: josephistan at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (Izzlo)

213 I picture myself living somewhere in AZ.. small modest home in the middle of the desert.. Well stocked with guns ammo and food. And lots of little dachshunds to keep me happy.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (dUJdY)

214 All my human interaction is with like minded people.

Posted by: Ben Had
----------

As is mine...I think.

Posted by: Alan Turing at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (nR2Re)

215 Sex is big, not small . . .

Er, um, dear? We need to talk.

Posted by: Mrs Sasse at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (QLvwG)

216 Calm down people.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:54 PM (/9p9e)

I reserve the right to have agitated tits.

Even if it's all smoke an mirrors, the very fact that a sitting representative in Congress would have the unmitigated chutzpah to even suggest something so atrocious is in and of itself cause for alarm.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (BRvh1)

217 In this Age of Rampant Ergotism, I would not put anything beyond the Democrats in trying to block this vote.... it is for all the marbles, after all.....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (DpEis)

218 Photos of the protests at SCOTUS Building today show a banner reading "Believe All Survivors."

They're not survivors until you believe them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

219 Last thread I explained the (no longer used, I believe) "pairing" system in the Senate, where absent senators voting opposite ways could pair their votes, thus not changing the outcome. I think it's not been used for a while. For those interested, see my comment last thread about Walter Huddleston's defeat and how it changed senators' approach to missing votes.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

220 MN is cinched by a wrought iron belt.
They'll never be free.

Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (qZIkn)

221 OT Can people please pray that Creepy Bob Menendez loses. This is what he tweeted today

Ive just seen the FBI investigation. If that was a report it was a bullshit one.

I don't really expect people to pray about Bob Menendez but he's insufferable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (AllCR)

222 205 All my human interaction is with like minded people.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 07:35 PM (/curx)

My life is almost 180 degrees opposed to yours. There are very few conservatives in my life, and it is pleasure when I see them.

Even Sefton and Nevergiveup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo


In "real life," I know exactly ZERO conservatives. As far as I know, I have never met or spoken to a conservative.

Heck, I hardly even know any "moderate Democrats." About 99% of my family, friends and acquaintances are flaming extreme-left maniacs.

Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (c+2jX)

223 Glad that between the POTUS rallies and the SCOTUS hearings, Right Side News is keeping busy!

Posted by: LizLem at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (hvf9s)

224 2nd base with two layers of clothes on = survivor

Posted by: Moron Robbie and his Beach Friends at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (OQp0d)

225 I'm still big. It's just the penises that got small.

Posted by: Sex at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)

226 Henrik!

Posted by: JackStraw at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (/tuJf)

227 Kavy is too emotional for the SOTUS

Posted by: CANKLES at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (+g41/)

228 225 I'm still big. It's just the penises that got small.
Posted by: Sex at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)


Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)

229 213 I picture myself living somewhere in AZ.. small modest home in the middle of the desert.. Well stocked with guns ammo and food. And lots of little dachshunds to keep me happy.
Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (dUJdY)


" I wanna live all alone in the desert, I wanna be like Georgia O' Keefe...."

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (DpEis)

230
I don't think pairing has been abolished. It's more a problem of finding someone to pair with under the current climate.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (LsBY9)

231 Photos of the protests at SCOTUS Building today show a banner reading "Believe All Survivors."
Posted by: Gref at October 04, 2018 07:56 PM (AMIL/)


Lindsey Graham would earnestly believe all survivors from the protests, if he could be bothered to leave any.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (y87Qq)

232 oh this guy is good on stage with trump. Let him bring about the handmaiden's tale.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (Ejm4y)

233 Sasse is the Ronny Cox character (Drew) from Deliverance. Flake is Bobby. Trump is Lewis. Maybe Graham is John Voight (Ed).

Schumer's the kid with the banjo.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

234 199
As some pundit said months ago, whatever else, no future president will
likely replace Trump in terms of entertainment. He's hilarious. In a
presidential way (!!!), of course.

*****

He's entertaining alright, but he is no President Camacho.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (h1jJh)

235 228 225 I'm still big. It's just the penises that got small.
Posted by: Sex at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (yQpMk)


Thread winner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)


... and the vajayjays got Fluking yuuge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)

236 Yeah, I think the Saturday/Daines thing is a non-thing. In terms of importance.


Carry on.


Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (QDnY+)

237 "Sexuality is a gift."
...........

So Ben, nothing under the tree?

Posted by: wth at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (HgMAr)

238 In "real life," I know exactly ZERO conservatives. As far as I know, I have never met or spoken to a conservative.

Heck, I hardly even know any "moderate Democrats." About 99% of my family, friends and acquaintances are flaming extreme-left maniacs.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (c+2jX)


Speak to me, zombie....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (DpEis)

239 ... and the vajayjays got Fluking yuuge.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (/9p9e)

is this about me ?

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (bUjCl)

240 My life is almost 180 degrees opposed to yours. There are very few conservatives in my life, and it is pleasure when I see them.
Even Sefton and Nevergiveup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

In "real life," I know exactly ZERO conservatives. As far as I know, I have never met or spoken to a conservative.
Heck, I hardly even know any "moderate Democrats." About 99% of my family, friends and acquaintances are flaming extreme-left maniacs.
Posted by: zombie at October 04, 2018 07:58 PM (c+2jX)


You guys should come out to the midwest. You'd love it here.

We will show you how to play cornhole.

Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (y87Qq)

241 194. He has to be there to walk his little girl down the aisle. That's what Levin said.

Posted by: kallisto at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (MzFJT)

242 218 Photos of the protests at SCOTUS Building today show a banner reading "Believe All Survivors."

They're not survivors until you believe them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (oVJmc)


You are not a survivor unless your LIFE was in peril.

This downgrading of the language needs to be fought.

Posted by: Don Q at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (NgKpN)

243 Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:57 PM (QDnY+)

Every election my father would make a deal with his idiot liberal sister that since they were going to vote opposite each other, there was no reason to bother.

She would agree.

And he would vote anyway.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (wYseH)

244 Texas. Move to Texas and help offset the inflows of Californians and Aztecs.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR, and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)

245 I feel like we should crowd source a plane ticket for zombie to attend the TxMoMe so she can meet some conservatives in real life....

Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (kufk0)

246 He's entertaining alright, but he is no President Camacho.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: President Rufus T Firefly at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (xEuHL)

247 Photos of the protests at SCOTUS Building today show a banner reading "Believe All Survivors."

***
Counterprotest: "There Will Be No Survivors"

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (h1jJh)

248 McConnell has scheduled the cloture vote to start start at 10:30 AM ET Friday, it won't be wrapped up until probably around 11 at the earliest.

Then the 30 hours of debate start, I believe. That no sooner than about 5 pm ET Saturday.

McConnell will have to insert some time somewhere if he wants to push the vote back so Daines can vote.

Unless McConnell has whipped the Senate and knows that he has 50 votes minimum in his pocket without Daines.

Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (953wK)

249 Fuck this thing in particular...

/me smacks Sen Sassy into a backwards two and a half gainer belly flop into the unburied part of the litter box.

Posted by: "Fuck This" cat at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (rjbMC)

250 You guys should come out to the midwest. You'd love it here.

We will show you how to play cornhole.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 04, 2018 08:00 PM (y87Qq)

I'm pretty sure folks from the Bay Area already know cornhole very well.

Posted by: Insomniac at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

251 Poor Sasse. Who's he going to coordinate his periods with when Flake leaves?

Posted by: abbynormal at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (h5Lyp)

252 Rhomboid, thanks for the lesson.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (2xR5z)

253 I feel like we should crowd source a plane ticket for zombie to attend the TxMoMe so she can meet some conservatives in real life....


I'm in for a Benjamin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

254 CBD, your cup is about to run over.

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (/curx)

255 Re: Putting the homeless on cruise ships - Bill Bur has a bit about cruise ships that kinda fits...

https://tinyurl.com/ybjfpygk

Posted by: weew at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (gk7if)

256 BREAKING


Obergruppenführer Felix Steiner named interim head of Democratic Senate Campaign Committee

Effective date "uncertain"

Posted by: MiklosPolitiCo at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (zCyNd)

257 Schumer's the kid with the banjo.

LMAO!!! I just spit my wine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at October 04, 2018 08:03 PM (dUJdY)

258 I was born without genitals.

Posted by: Benny Sassefras (R. - Big Sex) at October 04, 2018 08:03 PM (H5knJ)

259 that was strange...

i sock poasted, and, when the page came back up, the "Name" window was blank.

okay Piky, i can take a hint.


Posted by: redc1c4 at October 04, 2018 08:03 PM (rjbMC)

260 253 I feel like we should crowd source a plane ticket for zombie to attend the TxMoMe so she can meet some conservatives in real life....


I'm in for a Benjamin.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
-----
I'm in.

Posted by: Weasel at October 04, 2018 08:03 PM (MVjcR)

261 Fenelon Menendez is actually looking vulnerable, according to public polling.


That would be part of the Max Red Wave scenario, so not likely, but possible.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 08:03 PM (QDnY+)

262 Cornholio... the Great....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:04 PM (DpEis)

263 In "real life," I know exactly ZERO conservatives. As far as I know, I have never met or spoken to a conservative. "

Wow, you live in the belly of the beast! One of the nice things about working in the oil and gas biz is that there's no liberals left in it, pretty much, since they think that it is the Work of the Devil. And outside of the liberal shithole districts, Texas is still pretty much a conservative place to be.

I really don't think there is any other state I would live in anymore.

Posted by: Tom Servo at October 04, 2018 08:04 PM (V2Yro)

264 CBD got a cup? I didn't get a cup.

Posted by: Weasel at October 04, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

265 It is so funny.
1960s: The FBI is bad1980s: The FBI is good.2017: The FBI is bad.Last week : The FBI is good.Today: The FffffffBI is bad.

Posted by: JAS at October 04, 2018 08:04 PM (3HNOQ)

266 245 I feel like we should crowd source a plane ticket for zombie to attend the TxMoMe so she can meet some conservatives in real life....
Posted by: lin-duh at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (kufk0)

Have to make it a Halloween party, for OpSec purposes....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:04 PM (BRvh1)

267 Dear Nebraska,
I totally agree that the Cornhuskers really really suck.

Regards, Purdue Pete

Posted by: Aud at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (uBywd)

268 I feel like we should crowd source a plane ticket for zombie to attend the TxMoMe so she can meet some conservatives in real life....



There will have to be no cameras at the MoMe though.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

269 I wish we could all live in the mountains, at high altitude. Fuckin Sasse and Flake

Posted by: Rita from Groundhog Day at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (09/JH)

270 McConnell will have to insert some time somewhere if he wants to push the vote back so Daines can vote.


THE SENATE'S IN SESSION WHEN I DAMN WELL SAY IT'S IN SESSION!!!!

Posted by: The Turtle that Roared at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (zCyNd)

271 Interrupting w/radio noos: sez Kosco fellow who doxxed the senators was unpaid employee/intern in Jackson Lee's office.
He also was not at student.

If he wasn't paid and he wasn't a student but he had money Who paid him?

Is that legal?

Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (qZIkn)

272 Took me a long time to realize zombie was an 'ette.....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (DpEis)

273 CBD got a cup? I didn't get a cup.


It's more of a mug. It comes with the Platinum Membership.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

274 nood voter

Posted by: runner at October 04, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl)

275 I have a spare room reservation.

How 'bout it. zombie?

Posted by: Ben Had at October 04, 2018 08:06 PM (/curx)

276
Anyone notice that the Fox News news updates on the radio are becoming worse and worse like Fake News?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at October 04, 2018 08:06 PM (UwgOc)

277 Kosko guy got a lotta charges dropped on him....

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 08:06 PM (DpEis)

278 THE SENATE'S IN SESSION WHEN I DAMN WELL SAY IT'S IN SESSION!!!!
Posted by: The Turtle that Roared at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (zCyNd)


Yes, Sir, Senator Turtle!

(salutes in chelonian)

Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:06 PM (953wK)

279 seriously, the fuck is with this preexisting conditions?

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (Ejm4y)

280 My life is almost 180 degrees opposed to yours. There are very few conservatives in my life, and it is pleasure when I see them.

Even Sefton and Nevergiveup!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo




yeah, very different living in a liberal desert. funny how everyone always assumes you are liberal like they are.

Posted by: yankeefifth at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

281 I picture myself living somewhere in AZ.. small modest home in the middle of the desert.. Well stocked with guns ammo and food. And lots of little dachshunds to keep me happy.
Posted by: Jewells45
-------------

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Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (nR2Re)

282 If he wasn't paid and he wasn't a student but he had money Who paid him?

Is that legal?
Posted by: Braenyard at October 04, 2018 08:05 PM (qZIkn)



Daddy is rich.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (dEQP3)

283 Sassy Ben will slip a boofie in your drink.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (RX66x)

284 If he wasn't paid and he wasn't a student but he had money Who paid him?

Is that legal?
Posted by: Braenyard

I got 50000 quatloos that says he has financial ties to Soros.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (xEuHL)

285 " I wanna live all alone in the desert, I wanna be like Georgia O' Keefe...."

Posted by: kraken at October 04, 2018 07:59 PM (DpEis)

The place where she lived (I think its called Ghost Ranch) is one of the most beautiful places I've ever seen.

Posted by: tooltip at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (RzgpO)

286 Unless McConnell has whipped the Senate and knows that he has 50 votes minimum in his pocket without Daines.
Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:01 PM (953wK)

But who's going to be the next Maverick and vote against how he told the whip?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (BRvh1)

287 CBD, dunno if you saw my little tale last thread on this, but one of the classic all-time TV political ads was the one against Walter Huddleston, for missing so many votes. Deputies and bloodhounds, "looking for Walter" in the the woods. Hilarious. I believe he lost, I believe everyone in the Senate or running for it because utterly terrified of missing a vote, and their vote % became an obsessive concern. Saw some pretty funny stunts in the Senate, all designed to protect people's voting % numbers.

Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (QDnY+)

288 Daddy is rich.


and his momma's so good looking..

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (yQpMk)

289 Boom

Keith Ellison

Posted by: ALH at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (dczB+)

290 Today only, half price on ...... I Believe Christine.... buttons.

Posted by: El Gringo Viejo at October 04, 2018 08:08 PM (O260t)

291 Scientists at Ace University announce creation of two new categories at the ass end of the Male hierarchy, below Gamma and Omega -- the Flake and the Sasse.

Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Ice-Throwing Survivor at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (V17/B)

292 If Mitch fails to Kavy confirmed, he's got to step down as leader. He's got one job to do and he better do it. Collins , Murk etal. are not afraid of him. Anyone can fail, so what's the point of MItch ?

Posted by: REDACTED at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (+g41/)

293 But who's going to be the next Maverick and vote against how he told the whip?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 04, 2018 08:07 PM (BRvh1)


I thought Flake had that gig nailed down.

Posted by: filbert at October 04, 2018 08:09 PM (953wK)

294 If he wasn't paid and he wasn't a student but he had money Who paid him?


*****


He was paid under the table by Sheila Jackson Lee.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at October 04, 2018 08:10 PM (h1jJh)

295 Sassy's sex ed talk reminds of this creepy, cringey shit:

https://tinyurl.com/yafv6hft

It makes my soul cringe every time I read. It's like a train wreck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2018 08:12 PM (5aX2M)

296 Daddy is rich.
Posted by: alexthechick
---------

Dammit! So that's where I went wrong.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 08:17 PM (nR2Re)

297 Gosh...it's quiet in here. Too quiet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 04, 2018 08:20 PM (nR2Re)

298 There are many reasons I like to refer to him as Ben's Ass.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at October 04, 2018 08:22 PM (wSC8T)

299 Gosh...it's quiet in here. Too quiet.

-----

Trump rally and playoff baseball

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 04, 2018 08:23 PM (5aX2M)

300 I'm pretty sure Sasse is, and always has been, a yes on Kavenaugh.

Posted by: Scott-High Plains Deplorable at October 04, 2018 08:24 PM (e85YI)

301 Trump:

I called the drug companies and said "Why are you raising prices?!

They said, "We're sorry Mr. President...we'll reduce them!"

I said, "Geez...this is a powerful position....

Posted by: Tami at October 04, 2018 08:26 PM (cF8AT)

302 178 How sweet would it be for MN to surprise everyone in November? Trump didn't lose it by much. Not familiar with the economic story there, but most midwest states have seen spectacular improvement the last 2 years.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 04, 2018 07:52 PM (QDnY+)

It's only a sample of 1, but I was eating breakfast near a guy from MN who was in concrete construction and he went on and on about how great a Senator Franken was and that Jesse Ventura was the best governor in his lifetime. Special kind of stupid in MN.

Posted by: clutch at October 04, 2018 08:27 PM (E1Jf1)

303 I wonder if these politicians are under some sort of drug induced mind control from the CIA or global cabal.

Posted by: MAGA at October 04, 2018 08:30 PM (/8RAd)

304 Don't get Sasse with me!

Posted by: Al Gore at October 04, 2018 08:50 PM (hKi6n)

305
Sleepover in Sassy Ben's office tomorrow evening for all you sensitive types!

We'll toast s'mores!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at October 04, 2018 09:12 PM (pNxlR)

306 I can never read the first few inches of articles because of these damn pop-up ads. Do you not have control over these ads? It's very annoying.

I use edge browser. Puts you in an encrypted proxy when you want. Sometimes some videos won't play.

Posted by: free tibet at October 04, 2018 09:25 PM (Bvcbh)

307 Sasse is the kind of guy, who when you insult his mother, kick his dog, and slap his wife's tight buttock, he wimps out and begs you not to hurt him.

He must get ALL his protein from one source...soy beans out here in NE.

Posted by: Sapwolf at October 04, 2018 09:30 PM (IDzNv)

308 Yet Instapundit thinks Never-Trumpers are "coming back into the fold", apparently on the basis of one column from Bret Stephens. Hope, and cucks, spring eternal. Surely Sassy Ben is redeemable under those rules.

Posted by: Born Free at October 04, 2018 09:36 PM (5hurt)

309 ...I feel like we should crowd source a plane ticket for zombie to attend the TxMoMe so she can meet some conservatives in real life....


I'm in for a Benjamin.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at October 04, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)




I'll match that.

Put Ben Had in charge of the arrangements & GoFundMe admin.

@ Zombie. Op Sec is built into the Mo Meet. It is a NO PHOTO zone (unless carefully staged so as to show a particular shooting configuration, but w/o a person in the frame, etc.)

Also, higher Op Sec required on this one, due to....well, be there and find out.

And Zombie? I'll vouch thusly. There is NO. ONE. of a higher trustworthiness factor than Ben Had. NO. ONE.

Take that to the bank, and start shopping flights. Closest bestest will be Love Field, Dallas, via Southwest Airlines.

Feel free to set up a burner email addy, and contact Ben Had, me or Weasel for more.

You're formally invited. It'll be worth your bother, and more.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

(will re-post in ONT)

Posted by: Jim at October 04, 2018 09:43 PM (QzJWU)

310 I stand with IC

Posted by: Lurker No More at October 04, 2018 09:44 PM (upIw0)

311 Remember when he waited to give a speech on the Senate floor until after he'd been there one year? Yeah, well. STFU for another 4 years, douche bag. Or maybe blow a 9mm with a hair trigger (happy to supply you with one)?

Posted by: Lawrence Larson at October 04, 2018 10:15 PM (Uu7xZ)

312 That's some good writing by Julie Kelly btw.

It was nice of Sassy to give Big Ben's Creepy Midnight Lecture on Human Sexuality to his colleagues. I only wish Ted Kennedy were there to grind on him and slobber martini-breath down his face.

Trump and Kav are leaders. They know you don't cave in to bullies. Sassy is a follower. He's already caved. He's pre-caved. He keeps talking about Big Issues, but this is about one distinct, singular issue:

did this man mistreat this woman years ago--or is this woman mistreating this man for politics today? This is not about other men, other women and other situations. It is not about teen-agers or MeToo or anything else.

Sassy and his Democrat rats keep going big because they keep failing on the small: she's a two-bit liar who pulled this fiction out of her ass to frame a good man.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at October 04, 2018 10:28 PM (Ndje9)

313 The casting call for for auditions to replace McCain as the Reach across the Aisle GOP backstabber is progressing nicely. So far Ben Sasse is in the lead.

Posted by: portlandon at October 04, 2018 11:48 PM (Y+2sJ)

314 To make this speech seem even more creepy, Sasse was in charge of the House Page program when Denny "Hey little boy" Hastert was Speaker.

Posted by: StarTripepr at October 05, 2018 06:58 AM (UL0fd)

315 Once again, Google recognizes that your contribution to the net is golden and they reward you even further.

When you, your business or site visitors
change, web-site ages. Help comments thoughtful and
polite.

Posted by: rollex11 test at October 06, 2018 10:09 AM (u8KVU)

316 Instead, just laugh, tease him or ignore his conduct. Did your behavior change during your
relationship? Every day I dreaded having to contact them about questions or concerns
I encountered.

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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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