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The Morning Rant
"So the FBI report on Kavanaugh was released and the Democrats are all like, boo hoo hoo, it's not what we want. The doddering hag Feinstein said the most notable part of this report is what's not in it. Oh, you mean like any sort of corroborating evidence? Nothing that proves Kavanaugh was a drunken boof and rape monster? That sort of thing? Yeah, about that -- you know, nothing is stopping the Senate Democrats from conducting their own investigation, if they don't trust the FBI. After all, that would be part of the whole 'advise and consent' thing the Constitution says they need to do. Of course, it's too late now for them to be putting together some sort of internal investigative team, but they can blame DiFi for that, since she's the one who sat on Ford's letter for 7 weeks and didn't bother telling anyone until it was pretty much too late. And kudos to moron LiveFreeOrDie for pointing out in the Sunday Morning Book Thread that for the Senate to basically outsource the Kavanaugh investigation to an executive branch agency creates a 'separation of powers' issue that undermines the checks and balances built into the constitution. You know, Congress does this a lot. Since WWII, this country has been involved in a number of wars, we've sent out our young men and women to fight and die in these conflicts, but not once has Congress exercised its constitutional duty to declare war. Lazy bastards outsourced their decisions to the executive branch, and then they complain about an 'imperial' presidency. So, to sum up: the Democrats are dopes, Congress is full of lazy bastards, and you should read LiveFreeorDie's erudite comment, which is comment #154 in last Sunday's book thread."
Watching This is Like Viagra For Your Smile:
This is great. pic.twitter.com/HguQLTA6sk
— zyntrax (@zyntrax) October 4, 2018
The Sordid Kavanaugh Scandals:
Separated At Birth?
Does Florida Man Ever Wear Clothes?
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) October 1, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Order The Battle of Lake Erie in Paperback Today! at October 05, 2018 11:14 AM (HpbDW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (otWcR)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Minnfidel at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (e+/yu)
Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 11:16 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (otWcR)
That would actually make her marginally cleaner, I think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at October 05, 2018 11:16 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Marcus T at October 05, 2018 11:16 AM (otWcR)
Posted by: shibumi at October 05, 2018 11:16 AM (QKV7o)
They really need to primary her, she was also a no on repealing Obamacare.
Such a cunt.
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (jQkcD)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Gosh Darn Mad at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (xPJvm)
Posted by: clutch cargo at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Zod at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
Guns and boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (4mUNO)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
1. How the final vote will go--will it mimic cloture, or will Murkowski flip to yes? Or someone else?
2. While Flakey Flake, Sassy Sasse, and Susie in Maine deserve to get their asses primaried, was their posturing just par for the RINO course, and would they have voted the right way anyway?
3. Which Demunists can be electorally punished for voting no this November?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoka at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (AllCR)
It's living in America's penis.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (I2dne)
Question: "What are three things that should never be used in the same sentence?"
Posted by: Muldoon at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Under Fire at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at October 05, 2018 11:18 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at October 05, 2018 11:19 AM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JT at October 05, 2018 11:19 AM (+MKNi)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2018 11:19 AM (4mUNO)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 05, 2018 11:20 AM (7AQC5)
Further, Ford's own well-connected to the FBI lawyer (also represents Andrew McCabe) has been desperate to know who at the FBI was in charge of the investigation so that he could communicate with him/her directly, and also, demanded his client be interviewed by the FBI.
Geez, this stinks of another deep state operation!!
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 11:21 AM (W+vEI)
EM CARBON NANO TUBES FOADDY-FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (7AQC5)
I laugh at this every fukn time!
Posted by: rhennigantx at October 05, 2018 11:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: DanMan at October 05, 2018 11:21 AM (0SEK8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at October 05, 2018 11:19 AM (4mUNO)
I believe she just ran as an independent on the ballot but continued to be a member of the GOP.
Posted by: Bubba at October 05, 2018 11:53 AM (rV3zl)
Posted by: engineer at October 05, 2018 11:53 AM (G1biJ)
Peoples.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
*Pours glass of Italian wine and waxes poetically about Columbus*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2018 11:54 AM (vbJig)
As I was saying to Blame, you gotta hope McConnell knew he had the votes, without Murk, before he started the clock. You gotta HOPE that. Gulp.
If a couple of GOP senators bring K down now... there WILL be a blue wave.
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 11:54 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 05, 2018 11:54 AM (jUVms)
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 11:55 AM (Cssks)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 11:55 AM (d7Ww2)
After this Kavanaugh mask-slip I bet we aren't far off that number right now.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 11:55 AM (CaRQc)
The only thing better than that Feinstein clip would be the same thing.
Only she's in an orange jumpsuit.
Handcuffed.
Being led into Leavenworth.
Forever.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 11:55 AM (/9p9e)
So nice of Ace to unstomp the Mrning Thread.
I guess even Ace likes to be a bottom sometimes.
Posted by: Robert at October 05, 2018 11:55 AM (/cL3k)
Plus, she hoping there's no investigation regarding leaking, coordination, etc.
Not to mention, she's looking for Pounce De Leon in the audience (or over her shoulder).
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 11:56 AM (q1VoB)
Florida Man didn't vote at all. Felons can't vote.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 11:56 AM (CaRQc)
As I was saying to Blame, you gotta hope McConnell knew he had the votes, without Murk, before he started the clock. You gotta HOPE that. Gulp.
If a couple of GOP senators bring K down now... there WILL be a blue wave.
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 11:54 AM (Cssks)
DISAGREE.
The last 3 weeks alone in the minds of even LIV people says no way in hell the allow that to run the country for 2 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 11:57 AM (/9p9e)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/309434/
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 11:57 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Hikaru at October 05, 2018 11:57 AM (6VHni)
Huck Fate Silver too.
He's just covering his ass because he's getting cold feet about the blue wave he's wedded to.
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 11:58 AM (Cssks)
You're doing Fenelon's Polka...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 11:58 AM (AM1GF)
I've got to be a Florida Man
Posted by: The Villages People at October 05, 2018 11:58 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: jhawk90 at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (Xvo1a)
I think it demoralizes the base.
Ever have season tickets to a losing sports team? Attendance goes way down. When they have a winning season, the place is packed.
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (dKiJG)
Sorry for raping the thread.
Posted by: engineer
Don't bother hedging the number call. We all saw how that worked out for me yesterday. It was like trying to be right for either heads or tails and the dang coin landed edgewise...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:00 PM (bUjCl)
she just read the "The Big Hack" on AoS and knows she's about to take a beating.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 12:00 PM (OiC69)
Hey, watch this indeed.
Posted by: Pork, the other white meat at October 05, 2018 12:00 PM (JmCPp)
Usually when Republicans go Maverick, they do it in front of as many cameras as possible. When they vote the way they are supposed to, it's a quiet affair.
So I hope McConnell has this, I tend to think we would know by now if he didn't have the votes.
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 12:00 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (mCMQ5)
So.
Has anybody chided Mrs Ford yet that she should donate 100% of her GoGundMe proceeds to battered womens shelters and victims of domestic violence.
I think she should.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Max Power at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (q177U)
I'm sorry, but the GOP base will say, "F it!" if K goes down because of REPUBLICAN votes.
No wall. No Obamacare repeal. No Kavanaugh.
Come out & vote for the GOP! We make difference!
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (Cssks)
Rough day today. Could use a couple of silent good wishes.
I'm glad the vote for Kav advances things, just waiting for Flake to try to pull a Kerry and say "I voted for it so I could vote against it" or something dumb.
And Murkowski disappoints - well, until we realize that this is her nature. You don't get disappointed in a scorpion when it stings you, after all. I'd like to see Alaska replace her, but they tried to do that via the primary system and she was able to, I think, game it anyway.
Bother.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 12:02 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Archer at October 05, 2018 12:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Canada at October 05, 2018 12:02 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoka at October 05, 2018 11:22 AM
Silly pleb! Consequences for illegal activities are for commoners. No, I'm sad that Kavanaugh is going to get confirmed, and I'm going to have to spend time with my constituents pretending that I like them. Have you seen these people? !?!
Posted by: DiFi at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (5A0Ny)
Maybe because she's failing to kneecap the nomination, and whoever is pressuring her/paying her to do so will be pissed she got caught?
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
Ohhh, I don't know about that...
Posted by: Your Houston Texans at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (MX7xj)
Those ChiFi facial expressions reminds me
she just read the "The Big Hack" on AoS and knows she's about to take a beating.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 12:00 PM (OiC69)
I look at ChiDiFi and all I can think of the emperor in the Star Wars movies.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Roy at October 05, 2018 12:04 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 12:04 PM (YkLik)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 12:04 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: It's me donna at October 05, 2018 12:04 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
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GO HUSKERS!!!!!
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:04 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Max Power at October 05, 2018 12:04 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Archer at October 05, 2018 12:05 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: steevy at October 05, 2018 12:05 PM (mCMQ5)
Is it the constant humidity in Florida that makes people insane? Or the meth and/or bath salts? Just curious.
Posted by: shibumi at October 05, 2018
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Lousy-ana's no better. "Crawfish beignets"? Crustaceans in a donut? Puh-leeze.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 05, 2018 12:05 PM (lNEaL)
Well see what Collins says at 3. If she is a yes, I think this is how it's going to play
Posted by: Revenant at October 05, 2018 12:05 PM (NUNXH)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 12:05 PM (0OmEj)
And I will NEVER believe women about rape. I'll believe evidence and innocent until proven guilty. Women are just as dishonest as men, always have been
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 12:05 PM (U7k5w)
DISAGREE.
The last 3 weeks alone in the minds of even LIV people says no way in hell the allow that to run the country for 2 years.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at October 05, 2018 11:57 AM (/9p9e)
I think you are wrong J.J.... A no vote will energize them and demoralize us. As to LIV, I wouldn't be so sure that LIV even know about the confirmation. My best friend didn't and she definitely falls in that category... she says I pay attention so she doesn't have to and asks me how she should vote on election day. She did know Hillary was evil without me having to tell her though.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (Zk4aZ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (2I4LM)
Ever have season tickets to a losing sports team? Attendance goes way down. When they have a winning season, the place is packed.
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
Unless you're the Los Angeles Rams.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 11:56 AM (CaRQc)
But the Democrat Party is working on it. Felons are one of their core constituencies. Along with perverts, druggies, terrorists, and Communists.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (YkLik)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (U7k5w)
And boy did it fail.
https://gab.ai/Thomas_Wictor
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1048240500476694531
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (MAstk)
Cocaine Mitch: "I got this."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (4F4rL)
Posted by: Archer at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (Zk4aZ)
A 20-something guy I play ball with hadn't realized that McCain had joined the Choir Invisible.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (YkLik)
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 11:15 AM (/tuJf)
Guns and boobs?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 11:17 AM
Add in bourbon and you've got a deal! Oh, and (hopefully) sweet, sweet liberal tears.
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (5A0Ny)
"GOP amasses record war chest for campaign races"
"GOP massively behind on campaign funds for House races."
The second coming from the Washington Examiner.
What the fuck?
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 05, 2018 12:08 PM (+dsLj)
If a couple of GOP senators bring K down now... there WILL be a blue wave.
Posted by: strawdog at October 05, 2018 11:54 AM (Cssks)
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Turtle doesn't know shit.
It's another stupid ploy.
Posted by: MAGA at October 05, 2018 12:08 PM (bGTEQ)
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:08 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 05, 2018 12:06 PM (TAmPV)
Or the [your name here] Chargers.
Oh wait, you said a winning season. Never mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 12:09 PM (YkLik)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)
https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/1048240500476694531
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:01 PM (MAstk)
Hopefully, McConnell has Capitol security keeping protestors at least 40 feet from Flake at all times between now and the final vote.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 05, 2018 12:09 PM (Zk4aZ)
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 12:09 PM (U7k5w)
A few days ago Berserkers Dragonheads-division commented that she looks like Hanover Fist. I think he's correct.
https://youtu.be/4D13KjR_Xvc?t=48
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 12:09 PM (/qEW2)
Oh wait, you said a winning season. Never mind.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 12:09 PM (YkLik)
Heh..they may yet get a winning season. And the Rams might make it to the superbowl.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:10 PM (a0IVu)
So whose the danger to democracy?
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 05, 2018 12:10 PM (2XQ0T)
That woman is no longer in touch with human emotions. She is operating under pure satanic influence. 100 percent of her souls belongs to the prince of this world.
Posted by: Murkowski hater at October 05, 2018 12:10 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 12:10 PM (W+vEI)
An interview with Ford would have been, at best, just MORE, allegations--which she should have told the committee! When she was testifying in the hearing, there WAS no FIB investigation, she should have dumped it ALL at her testimony. So there was NO valid reason for her to *add* anything in an interview.
She hasn't remembered anything more in 6 years. It would be totally bogus for her to "remember" more details in 2-3 days. (But this is how the Demunists are operating--I'd bet that they are frantically trying to find a setting for this "incident", and might need to input that information at any point.)
But anyway, with no reason *to* interview Ford, Napolitano basically said that without interviewing Ford, the investigation was invalid.
That's total shrillery.
Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (vDqXW)
Hey, I've given you ten witnesses who deny it happened. They can't all be telling the truth!
Posted by: Ballsy-Ford at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (Y9zp1)
Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle
I like Alaska...a lot. Maybe it's time to run for Senate after all. @lisamurkowski has abandoned all principles of due process and fairness. Disgraceful. #ConfirmKavanaugh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: Ambiguously Gay Richard Simmons at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (DDyam)
Posted by: Bosk at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (fjMEv)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (sX1BW)
Do it.
Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle
I like Alaska...a lot. Maybe it's time to run for Senate after all.
@lisamurkowski has abandoned all principles of due process and
fairness. Disgraceful. #ConfirmKavanaugh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (2I4LM)
Oh my. Does she have residence in Alaska?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
And boy did it fail.
https://gab.ai/Thomas_Wictor
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
I'm going to miss him on Twitter. But it will get me more involved on gab.ai.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (4F4rL)
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (MAstk)
So where are we pulling our hair and fretting over what is clearly a successful confirmation vote? (Pence breaks tie, so, it's over)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Tuna at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (Phln5)
The damn Irony Meter just 'sploded!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (CaRQc)
Democratic #TNSen candidate Phil Bredesen says he would be a YES on Kavanaugh.
is this real...
see letter attached
https://tinyurl.com/y79wog7s
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (2I4LM)
Shoes!! Cheri posted a great link to Melania Africa trip photos in the Ace thread.
https://tinyurl.com/yah8xgmz
I will point out Melania is wearing outdoor appropriate (and gorgeous) boots.
Article shows a protestor holding a sign that says "Welcome to Malawi #NotASh*thole". Guess what shoes the protestor is wearing?
Tory Burch Flats. To protest. In Malawi.
Excuse me, WHO is the out of touch one?
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (hvf9s)
It matters not. Henceforth, you shall be shunned as an unperson from the ice region.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Tuna at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (Phln5)
Bredsen in TN says he would vote YES on Kav.
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Being forced to commit to that when he can't even vote pretty much tells you where the public stands - at least in TN.
He's lying of course. But it almost certainly means Manchin is a yes - so there is that.
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (sX1BW)
I like Alaska...a lot. Maybe it's time to run for Senate after all.
@lisamurkowski has abandoned all principles of due process and
fairness. Disgraceful. #ConfirmKavanaugh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (2I4LM)
Oh my. Does she have residence in Alaska?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (a0IVu)
A couple years back she made noises about running for the Senate in Virginia. I believe she lives in DC, so she would have had to move.
Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (OpPWl)
The damn Irony Meter just 'sploded!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (CaRQc)
Called it from a thousand miles away.
Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (KU41j)
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Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Ballsy-Ford
And her team is leaning on the witnesses trying to get them to change their story, too, according to one of them
http://tinyurl.com/yd73v7uw
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (39g3+)
I think it demoralizes the base.
Ever have season tickets to a losing sports team? Attendance goes way down. When they have a winning season, the place is packed.
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
Yes. It would destroy turnout.
Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (wMHPW)
Bredsen in TN says he would vote YES on Kav.
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (MAstk) "
Eh, he's in a close race and sees which way the weather vane is pointing. If he was in place instead of Corker I almost guarantee he'd be a no. But it's a good sign of general popular sentiment siding with Kavanaugh.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:15 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2018 12:15 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 12:15 PM (AzW6q)
That woman is no longer in touch with human emotions. She is operating under pure satanic influence. 100 percent of her souls belongs to the prince of this world.
Posted by: Murkowski hater at October 05, 2018 12:10 PM
You forgot your Alex Jones sock for the second half of that post lol
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 12:15 PM (5A0Ny)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (kqsXK)
But they are the rules. So the best bet is to make the Left *deeply* regret making the new rules.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (MAstk)
Say what you will about Florida Man but I was recently reminded he didn't vote for Hillary.
Posted by: Seems Legit at October 05, 2018
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In his own mind he was convinced he was voting for FDR.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (lNEaL)
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (bUjCl)
The Donkeys want abortion trucks driving around neighborhoods playing electronic music, ringing
a bell delivering free abortion on demand. Nothing less. Special discount for trannies.
Yeah, I know...
Posted by: ro-man at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2018 12:15 PM (QDnY+)
I find other things to do when his head pops up. He's not worth listening to.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (2I4LM)
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (bUjCl)
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I'm not either. My gut tells me should would get destroyed. No chance Ingraham is really considering it.
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (sX1BW)
Will enrage the Dem base in TN.
HAHAHA
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (MAstk)
the link is from a huffpo guy on twitter
the responses are hilarious. madddd
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:17 PM (2I4LM)
*looks at Ari Fleischer's twitter feed*
Yup. Liberalism definitely requires a few extra chromosomes.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:17 PM (oZ6kz)
That was *done* at the hearing.
And now it appears that the Dems have leaked the FIB investigation to the DNC's lawyers (they aren't Ford's). So that the lawyers can protest that the FIB spent too much time "fixated" on the July 1 date that ALL of the Demunist-sphere were saying WAS The Party.
But because that shit didn't turn out for them--it's suddenly WRONG to investigate the date that the progs were so sure about.
This has been Dog-ate-my-homework level of excuses, excuses, excuses for a while now.
Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 12:17 PM (vDqXW)
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Are we comparing? I have the worst hands down -DiFi and Harris. Ack!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:17 PM (a0IVu)
Isn't there a principle in litigation that you need to bring up ALL issues at the first opportunity, or you forfeit the right to EVER bring them up?
I assume that this is to act as a ratchet and pawl on the proceedings, to make them constantly progressing toward resolution, without new issues being thrown into the mix (unless new facts turn up, of course).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 12:17 PM (YkLik)
Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
...........
See your McCaskill and raise you a Feinstein and a Harris.
Love the ChiFi clip. Tortured.
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Vendette
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Whatever. That whole "residency" thing is outdated and doesn't apply any more.
Posted by: Sen. Pat Roberts (R), Washington D.C. at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (9vQJW)
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Are we comparing? I have the worst hands down -DiFi and Harris. Ack!
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I can't tell you how great it is to know you get to vote for Ted Cruz as your Senator.
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (bUjCl)
When voting - obviously especially Senate voting - will never be more directly relevant to what voters want to happen ...... they're going to mope, and walk away - after this unbelievable outrage (which continues to get more unbelievably outrageous)? When they can change the Senate balance, and/or take revenge on the Dems? With Trump in the WH, being Trump?
OK.
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:16 PM (sX1BW)
nah, I believe it was /sarc but also a shout out to run someone against her and get her unseated
AYE!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (2I4LM)
But she lives in Arizona now, where's there's also a Senate seat up for grabs.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (NpvYf)
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (MAstk)
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Oooooh. And Bloomberg just threw in behind him in TN. I bet those dollars will dry up if he does this. I wouldn't count on this vote.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: WeBoned! at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (E3dLl)
Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 12:11 PM (vDqXW)
I mean, yes he sucks, but is he that much worse than Baier blubbing that Ford is So Powerful, or Cavuto openly shitting on his viewers, or teenage sex god Ben Shapiro getting his own show, or Shep mincing around with a plug in his ass? They sold Col. Peters, that Shillary, until it was impossible to keep him.
If you dislike Hannity, and goodness knows even tons of hardcores do, why on earth would you ever support or watch Fox?
They are an enemy of the people, except more treacherous than most.
Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (KU41j)
Posted by: Prolific Puker at October 05, 2018 12:17 PM (UXkHC)
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If only he could have been wearing mom-jeans!
Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (sX1BW)
Soon....we have a 3-6 year escape from CA to TX plan.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:19 PM (a0IVu)
Bredsen in TN says he would vote YES on Kav.
Posted by: HA at October 05, 2018 12:12 PM (MAstk)
What a farce. Easy to say when you don't have to vote.
Tennesseans are not stupid enough to fall for that.
Are they?
Posted by: Marybeth at October 05, 2018 12:19 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: Ben Sasse at October 05, 2018 12:19 PM (SkuXa)
Yeah Kavanaugh losing means GOP loses; why even vote for them if they cannot get this job done? They did one good thing so far: tax cuts, but the only other good has been judges. Nothing on the ACA. Nothing on the wall. Nothing on immigration. Nothing but spend craploads of money, bloat the debt, and stonewall President Trump.
Blow this and you're dead in the water, GOP. And I think they know it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:19 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:19 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 12:19 PM (HgMAr)
What does it matter the person is trans? Assault is assult, right? Unless, to paraphrase Whoopi, it's not assault-assault.
Related, I heard a prosecutor yesterday that has had to put 5 year olds on the stand to testify against pedos. He said those little girls had more composure, grace, and believability than whatever Ford was doing on the stand during the hearing. Thought that was interesting.
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: HA
Only Glenn Reynolds would actually believe that.
And my stupid sister, in Nashville, who is voting for him because the doesn't like Marsha Blackburn. (Facepalm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 05, 2018 12:20 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (NpvYf)
My friend, whatever Ms. Palin decides...
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:20 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)
They are an enemy of the people, except more treacherous than most.
Posted by: trev006 at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (KU41j)
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Hannity has the best guests. My favorite is Gutfeld. I watch his Saturday night show, whenever it's new.
But I mainly watch Tucker, Hannity, and Ingraham.
Posted by: Axeman at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (vDqXW)
Diane looks absolutely gutted. This warms my dark, cold, blackened heart. Fffffuck you, Fffffeinstein, you evil bitch.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (NWiLs)
Is that James O'keefe peeking around the doorway?
I doubt it, but it does look like him.
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 12:22 PM (vpH4d)
ANYONE would be better, literally any person alive would be a better choice than this woman. Upon what possible planet does it make sense for the voters of Missouri to even remotely consider electing her more than once? I've been there. I know the people of Missouri are better than this.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:22 PM (39g3+)
Oh come on, pulling out California in the "my Senators are the cuntiest"
game is just cheating. It's like playing as Oddjob in Goldeneye.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)Hey. When you have the worst senators in the country, you should sing it loud and prous.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at October 05, 2018 12:22 PM (e44Qj)
Posted by: HA
Only Glenn Reynolds would actually believe that.
And my stupid sister, in Nashville, who is voting for him because the doesn't like Marsha Blackburn. (Facepalm)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at October 05, 2018 12:20 PM (vcOmj)
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May I remind you of
Doug Jones from Alabama.
Posted by: redridinghood at October 05, 2018 12:23 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)
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This. I was going to point out that one is an idiot for living in California and having them as Senators, but I wont.
I was going to further point out I had enough smarts to at least live in a Red part of the country that accidentally elected Claire to the Senate, and we'll fix that...... but I didnt.
That would be mean.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Hillary Bag-o-Carpets Clinton at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (39g3+)
Oh come on, pulling out California in the "my Senators are the cuntiest"
game is just cheating. It's like playing as Oddjob in Goldeneye.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Hey. When you have the worst senators in the country, you should sing it loud and prous.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
.............
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... LA LA LA
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Arumaito at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (3rMal)
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (e44Qj)
Bredesen in TN says he would vote YES on Kav.
Posted by: HA
Blackburn needs to hold his feet to the fire on that during the debates and make him denounce democrats who voted no.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
I Believe Leland Keyser!
She said she was never at a party like that with Dr. Ford. She said she never met Brett Kavanaugh in high school.
I believe her.
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (vpH4d)
Posted by: Archer at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM
Meh. We come from the Land Down Under.
Posted by: Aborigines at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (ctuyM)
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Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
I live in Massachusetts. Embarrassment at your representatives is a daily way of life in this hellhole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:23 PM (8XRCm)
Don't look at me..I would have left this blighted state a long time ago if I did not marry a Californian who has his own business here.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (e44Qj)
Just ignore Jen Rubin. It's really that easy.
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She makes an AWESOME sammich tho....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
How are her beejers?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
Oh come on, pulling out California in the "my Senators are the cuntiest"
game is just cheating. It's like playing as Oddjob in Goldeneye.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM (oZ6kz)
Goldfinger
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:26 PM (q1VoB)
++++++++
Hannity, love or hate him, is plugged directly into the White House. That alone makes him worth watching and listening to.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 12:26 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: notsothoreau at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bjstuggzzz at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (e44Qj) "
*insets guy freaking out as he opens door GIF*
Not even a one by the drunkest ONT standards.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: WeBoned!
Sounds like a case of deja nood.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM
When you gots it, flaunt it.
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (OLCnA)
This is getting better, as in worse.
Kav is in - Pence breaks a tie, so even Collins going "no", which is doubtful, won't change outcome.
Meanwhile, mega-scandal #6* is hoving into view - the coordinated, outrageous, baseless, perjury-ridden attempt to smear Kav and sink his nomination. I don't think Judiciary can/will let this go, it will be investigated, and the perps (as in all the other scandals) are not bright, not clever, are quite clumsy, and quite arrogant, lulled into being so by decades of increasing impunity even as they become more and more lawless.
As a fun kicker, Grassley is enraged (mostly by the above mentioned plot, and the associated bad faith inside the committee that's part of it), and has now been called anti-Semitic (!).
In a way, this is just starting. Insert Flounder quote from Animal House here.
* IRS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Clinton crime wave at State (2 parts)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:26 PM (q1VoB) "
No, I know what movie he was in - in the N64 game Goldeneye, Oddjob was accidentally made super short and he's considered an unfair character to play as because you can barely target him.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:21 PM
When you gots it, flaunt it.
Posted by: Willie Brown at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM (ctuyM)
*slurp slurp slurp*
Posted by: Kamala Harris at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (NWiLs)
Honestly just go fuck yourself right up the ass with the barbed cock of a hyena you potheaded piss for brain denverity dick slicing assholes. If that fucking piece of shit commie motherfucker Polis wins the governorship Colorado can just go get nuked from orbit by Trump's Space Force.
Fuck that fucking state to hell.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (+dsLj)
Would be even more impressive in Goldeneye, since he was fried to death on electrified grating. Zombie Oddjob.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (39g3+)
If you dislike Hannity, and goodness knows even tons of hardcores do, why on earth would you ever support or watch Fox? ++++++++
Gen Patton wasn't exactly well loved by his troops.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (NWiLs)
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ewwww.
Not even....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (8XRCm)
Bloomberg must have given him permission to do this. He's a man totally owned by out-of-state interests. Dems must know it's over.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (AzW6q)
I'm embarassed MurCoksky is my senator but in my defense I've never voted for her.
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Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
I live in Massachusetts. Embarrassment at your representatives is a daily way of life in this hellhole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (kqsXK)
Us in NH don't have too much to brag about either. Especially with the malfeasance of Hassan
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (kqsXK)
I'll see your embarrassment and raise you mine.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (kUmUV)
Bredesen in TN says he would vote YES on Kav.
Posted by: HA
Blackburn needs to hold his feet to the fire on that during the debates and make him denounce democrats who voted no.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (TAmPV)
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Marsha needs to make a commercial with Chuck Schumer giving Manchin the evil eye at the SOTU, when Manchin suddenly STFD and STFU. "Phil says he will be independent, just look at Independent Joe Manchin."
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (vpH4d)
Think it's kinda sad
That the dreams in which I'm Diane
Are the worst I've ever had
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:26 PM (q1VoB) "
No,
I know what movie he was in - in the N64 game Goldeneye, Oddjob was
accidentally made super short and he's considered an unfair character to
play as because you can barely target him.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (oZ6kz)
Apology. Don't do video games.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (q1VoB)
Nicely done. Chickens. Roost. Etc.
Mitch may be willing to forget this latest fuckery fr CokeBear, hut I highly doubt Donnie TwoScoops will
Posted by: DocJ at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (NYS7S)
14 Is it the constant humidity in Florida that makes people insane? Or the meth and/or bath salts? Just curious.
Posted by: shibumi at October 05, 2018 11:16 AM (QKV7o)
When God, in his infinite wisdom, created the United States, he shook the country like a rat in a terrier's jaws. All the normal people held on and the rest succumbed to gravity.
Of course, that doesn't explain my beloved Clownifornia, so I'm having theological doubts.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 12:30 PM (veoSD)
Just ignore Jen Rubin. It's really that easy.
She makes an AWESOME sammich tho....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
How are her beejers?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM
Who says AoS isn't classy?
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 12:30 PM (5A0Ny)
giving Manchin the evil eye at the SOTU, when Manchin suddenly STFD and
STFU. "Phil says he will be independent, just look at Independent Joe
Manchin."
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (vpH4d)
Perfect.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:30 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: DocJ at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:29 PM (oZ6kz)
Played the hell out of Goldeneye back in the day. Many hours were wasted on 4-screen multiplayer. And many of these sessions damn near ended in fisticuffs.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Planned Parenthood Ghoul at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: mercenary13 at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (2XQ0T)
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There's a reason Florida looks like America's deflated penis.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: saf at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (5IHGB)
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Try living in the district of that bloated tick Elijah Cummings and know my pain.
I went to the Wiki page listing Maryland senators and by cracky we used to have more interesting parties. Federalists, Democratic-Republicans, Jacksonians, Anti-Jacksonians, Whigs, Unionists, Unconditional Unionists... and then it becomes an unending corridor of Dems and Repubs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs) "
Slapfights would be more appropriate.
(Real men play License to Kill, slappers only).
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)
I played it for a little bit but by that point I was old enough that twitch fast reaction shooter games with zero defenses were just not very fun any longer. You were shot and died. You were stabbed and died. You were elctrocuted and died. You were shot twice and died. You were blown up with a grenade and died. And each time, start from the beginning again.
That's fun when you're 20 and have nothing else to do with your life, I guess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+)
Peoples.
Discuss amongst yourselves.
*Pours glass of Italian wine and waxes poetically about Columbus*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at October 05, 2018 11:54 AM (vbJig)
So it was the Eskimos that flipped Murkowski!
I knew it!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
Only with no proxy mines. Those were so wrong.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (NWiLs) "
Slapfights would be more appropriate.
(Real men play License to Kill, slappers only).
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (oZ6kz)
We played all the variations. We eventually banned golden gun from play, however.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Bill R. at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (IuYIh)
The Dems will show how they think all this is working out in their use of the 30 hours. If they still think it's a winner, they will demand all 30.
If they do not insist on all 30, it means they are feeling the blowback.
Posted by: Miklos, more accurate than most at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (AzW6q)
I knew it! Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (/qEW2)
Finding out Kavanaugh threw ice--ice!--made her offended on their behalf.
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (hvf9s)
I'm embarassed MurCoksky is my senator but in my defense I've never voted for her.
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Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
I live in Massachusetts. Embarrassment at your representatives is a daily way of life in this hellhole.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (kqsXK)
Us in NH don't have too much to brag about either. Especially with the malfeasance of Hassan
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at October 05, 2018 12:28 PM (jxbfJ)
Try MN. We had Al Franken, the Minnesota Groper. He was replaced by Generic ECLA haired Tina Smith. Our other senator was the one who asked Judge Kavanaugh if he was a drunk, Amy Klobuchar.
The only bright spot is we have a chance to throw both bums out in November.
We did the same forty years ago in the Minnesota Massacre.
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (vpH4d)
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Just ignore Jen Rubin. It's really that easy.
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She makes an AWESOME sammich tho....
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (8XRCm)
How are her beejers?
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018
*
*
The worst I ever had was pretty damn good, I gotta say.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (lNEaL)
Posted by: Grimaldi at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (5A0Ny)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
Only with no proxy mines. Those were so wrong.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (AM1GF)
Oh man. One of the most dickish weapons ever.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
Ohhh, I don't know about that...
Posted by: Your Houston Texans at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (MX7xj)
Yeah. That doesn't ring true.
Posted by: OU Football at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (Fs5vw)
Who says AoS isn't classy?
Posted by: Grimaldi
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I find the Smart Military stuff distracting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (xSo9G)
Work is being a butt so won't have much time to play.
But be cool, buy ammo and have fun today.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, three named psycho? at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (39g3+) "
You do have a life bar in Goldeneye, though. The only shooters I ever enjoyed multiplayer were Goldeneye and Halo for that exact reason - you have a life bar/shield so it isn't just who can target first.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (oZ6kz)
Instead, it was a 6-foot-tall man, naked as a jaybird, standing there. Gyrating.
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This is how you write a news article.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (kQs4Y)
I Believe Leland Keyser!
She said she was never at a party like that with Dr. Ford. She said she never met Brett Kavanaugh in high school.
I believe her.
Posted by: rd at October 05, 2018 12:25 PM (vpH4d)
Haha! And kava 65 high school friends - I believe them, too.
Posted by: LASue at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (XQ3WY)
Posted by: rammajamma at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (0oR+H)
I wish you Godspeed in this endeavor. Klobuchar especially grated on me during the hearings.
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Blago at October 05, 2018 11:59 AM (UfkIY)
Ohhh, I don't know about that...
Posted by: Your Houston Texans at October 05, 2018 12:03 PM (MX7xj)
you just have to be lovable while losing....
Posted by: Chicago Cubs at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (8D42x)
PA started with an Anti-Administration and Pro-Administration set of Senators.
Posted by: t-bird at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (NpvYf)
So I read the original Wictor thing on Twitter. I couldn't quite get to what he was getting at though - it sounded like he was suggesting an assassination attempt?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:32 PM (NWiLs) "
We were young and foolish. We enjoyed 'Rockets Only' quite a bit. Golden Gun is a dick move, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM (/qEW2)
James Bond survives largely because he doesn't miss very often, and he's super lucky, with enemies who are bad shots.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+)
To paraphrase some dead Corsican, I know he's a good spy, but is he lucky?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM (veoSD)
It matters not. Henceforth, you shall be shunned as an unperson from the ice region.
Posted by: JackStraw at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (/tuJf)
faux dirty scandi or dirty faux scandi?
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM (8D42x)
hope they know what they are doing and it doesn't become a hospital stay
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM (z+Vno)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Han Solo at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (I2dne)
In a way, this is just starting. Insert Flounder quote from Animal House here.
* IRS, Benghazi, Fast and Furious, Clinton crime wave at State (2 parts)
Posted by: rhomboid at October 05, 2018 12:27 PM
This will get out of control. This will get out of control, and we will be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Adm. Deep State at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WitchDoktor
Future attempt.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM (39g3+) "
But if video games were always true to the movies, you'd never be able to lose at a Star Wars game because the stormtroopers would miss every time.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:31 PM (hvf9s)
He's going to the wedding but will come back to vote if he's needed. If that happens the vote will be held open for hours tomorrow evening while he's on his way.
Posted by: Vendette at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (OpPWl)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (db5dt)
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COPS: Man blames ghost for planting meth on him...
Geez. I hate when that happens!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Astros 5 years ago... at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 12:33
Native American votes count as 10 regular votes under the equal protection clause of the voting rights constitution.
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (5A0Ny)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at October 05, 2018 12:33 PM (lNEaL)
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So.... its like pizza??
When its good.... its good. When its bad.... it's still good.
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:38 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Deep Frozen State at October 05, 2018 12:38 PM (jrqkz)
Posted by: Han Solo at October 05, 2018 12:36 PM
Easy for you to say, since you shot first.
Posted by: zombie Greedo at October 05, 2018 12:38 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Frank Gallagher at October 05, 2018 12:38 PM (YIsx4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:38 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (oZ6kz)
Exactly that. There has to be some kind of challenge.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 12:38 PM (J+mig)
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS... LA LA LA
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 12:24 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah, the rest of us can't compete against Cali. Nicest weather, great beaches, abundant natural resources, shittiest politicians ever, stupidest laws- you showoffs!I see there has been a typhus outbreak in Central LA. Typhus. Caused by fleas. But at least there are no evil plastic straws.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsez The BREWERS - your NL Central champions!!!! at October 05, 2018 12:39 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:39 PM (hvf9s)
This is how you write a news article.
Posted by: All Hail Eris
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Who, what, when, where. It has it all.
Posted by: Han Solo at October 05, 2018 12:39 PM (xSo9G)
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Rush was saying she has been relentlessly targeted by some Alaskan Women Lawyers Association to vote no.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (mQ0Mc)
*********
I thank the meme' er for introducing me to Mad World. I'll be singing that 100 times a day over the weekend now.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: Snoreregard at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (U7k5w)
I'm looking forward to voting against this Beto clown
Posted by: brak at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (VckGX)
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4 players, Complex, Pistols only, License to Kill mode, first to 1000 kills
Posted by: Jose at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (V6W16)
You mow through stormtroopers in star wars games, its the OTHER stuff that's the challenge.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (oZ6kz)
We had to ban prox mines in Facility after some jerk figured out the route to hit every spawn point. Once it started, you were on a spawn/die ride for a full minute before someone could break free and kill him.
Posted by: hogmartin at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: Adm. Deep State at October 05, 2018 12:37 PM (ctuyM)
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Listen, I'm a politician which means I'm a cheat and a liar, and when I'm not kissing babies I'm stealing their lollipops.
Posted by: Jeffrey Pelt Lisa Murkowski at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Chaotic Neutral or Evil would be my guess.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (XKZwp)
that happens the vote will be held open for hours tomorrow evening while
he's on his way.
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Anyone want to take bets on lefty 'protests' *at the wedding* aimed at preventing his timely return?
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Don Q at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2018 12:42 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at October 05, 2018 12:34 PM
Dood! You'd never get close to her sternum.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at October 05, 2018 12:42 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at October 05, 2018 12:42 PM (PFy0L)
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:42 PM (8XRCm)
Perhaps some day, the Left will come to realize that the only audience that watches Hollywood's crap are Progressives, already firmly planted within the liberal bubble. Their re-education campaign has no effect on me, only on them, as their audience base gets reduced down to the true believers.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at October 05, 2018 12:42 PM (db5dt)
Posted by: FenelonSpoka at October 05, 2018 12:42 PM (AllCR)
**hugs**
Hope you're doing well. I was looking through my copy of Blum's Pictorial History of the Silent Screen trying to come up with a character name and thought of you.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at October 05, 2018 12:22 PM (a0IVu)
Oh, I'm sorry to intrude upon your revelry, but I live in New Jersey.
Cory Booker and Robert Menendez are my two senators, so really, all you people are discussing is second worst.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Marybeth at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:39 PM (hvf9s)
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Have at it!
Disclosure: I'm wearing Crocs and day-drinking. In my defense, I'm partially incapacitated by a pulled muscle.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (kQs4Y)
he's super lucky, with enemies who are bad shots.
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Pfft.
Posted by: Han Solo at October 05, 2018
*
*
Pikers, both of you.
Posted by: Napoleon Solo at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (lNEaL)
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at October 05, 2018 12:35 PM (oZ6kz)
We had to ban prox mines in Facility after some jerk figured out the route to hit every spawn point. Once it started, you were on a spawn/die ride for a full minute before someone could break free and kill him.
Posted by: hogmartin
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I played Pong, once.
Posted by: Han Solo at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (mQ0Mc)
he's super lucky, with enemies who are bad shots.
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Pfft.
Posted by: Han Solo at October 05, 2018
*
*
Pikers, both of you.
Posted by: Napoleon Solo at October 05, 2018 12:43 PM (lNEaL)
Let me tell you about bad aim...
Posted by: Hope Solo at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (PFy0L)
able to lose at a Star Wars game because the stormtroopers would miss
every time.
You mow through stormtroopers in star wars games, its the OTHER stuff that's the challenge.
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They set aside the imperials that can shoot straight for TIE Interceptors
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (+dsLj)
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Yeah, it could be worse. This damn Swetnick business has had "Red Solo Cup" by Toby Keith stuck in my skull like a lazy, annoying, phoned-in spear of lameness for three solid days. It's awful. I hate her for this.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (kQs4Y)
True Neutral. That guy's life sounds familiar. Even been struck by lightning.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (J+mig)
Just strip her of ALL her committee seats...
...she'll leave of her own accord.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (W+kMI)
https://twitter.com/guypbenson/status/
1048221172884811776
Posted by: andycanuck at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (Evws/)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Dmr0he4VAAACcU8.jpg:large
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (kQs4Y)
As I used to explain to my players when I DM's.
Low intelligence and / or Wisdom trumps alignment.
Alignment is about intent...
Posted by: Don Q at October 05, 2018 12:44 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (kQs4Y)
You couldn't pay me enough money to be with 100 miles of DC (and certain 'rat-controlled shit holes disguised as cities) when the above event goes down.
No matter to me, my pantry is fully stocked and I've got plenty of popcorn on hand for what comes next...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (kQs4Y)
Chaotic Neutral or Evil would be my guess.
Posted by: pookysgirl at October 05, 2018 12:41 PM (XKZwp)
I see myself more as chaotic good or neutral good.
Posted by: Insomniac at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:39 PM
There's been like, um, dozens of comments about Melania's footwear this morning.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Space Ghost, Coast to Coast at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Methos
I'll take all of the 'yes' action on that one.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (U7k5w)
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IL here. (singing) Song, sung blue, everybody has one . . .
Posted by: mustbequantum at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Furious George at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Marybeth at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (CmURZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
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*ponders Burr and Tillis*
Yeah, you may have hit the Perfecta of shitsenators.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at October 05, 2018 12:47 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Baron Samedi at October 05, 2018 12:47 PM (DDyam)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at October 05, 2018 12:47 PM (6qErC)
Posted by: LizLem at October 05, 2018 12:39 PM
There's been like, um, dozens of comments about Melania's footwear this morning.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (ctuyM)
....and crocs!
Posted by: BignJames at October 05, 2018 12:47 PM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at October 05, 2018 12:47 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at October 05, 2018 12:47 PM (4ZE6o)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (AllCR)
At least you don't have jungle primaries in New Jersey.
Posted by: Surfperch at October 05, 2018 12:48 PM (LC8hC)
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Everyone here is just sockpuppets for Mike Madigan, so I'm not sure they count.
Posted by: Methos at October 05, 2018 12:48 PM (XQvuQ)
Posted by: hogmartin
Mines fell into disrepute for us after about the ninetieth time someone slapped a timed mine on someone's back.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at October 05, 2018 12:50 PM (AM1GF)
Nobody needs to be more embareassed than I am in having to admit to
having Menendez and faux Spartacus as their Senators, although some of
you give strong competition. I'd say CA is the runner up. ;^)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (AllCR)
I think we were ahead until Barbara "Don't call me Ma'am" Boxer retired.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:50 PM (q1VoB)
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
Are we comparing? I have the worst hands down -DiFi and Harris. Ack!
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I can't tell you how great it is to know you get to vote for Ted Cruz as your Senator.
Posted by: SH at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (sX1BW)
I got warner and kaine... thanks a bunch you idiot fucks outside of dc...
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 05, 2018 12:51 PM (8D42x)
Somebody with black bangs swilling gin. Shouldn't be too difficult.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at October 05, 2018 12:45 PM (kQs4Y)
There's a thought! Anyway, it's for a short scene in the Fox PR office where the PR men are trying to come up with a name for the new starlet they hired. Toby suggests "Joan Crawford" and is told to stick to his day job.
Sorry about the pulled muscle.
Jealous about the daydrinking.
Not a fan of the crocs.
Posted by: Space Ghost, Coast to Coast at October 05, 2018 12:51 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: SturmToddler at October 05, 2018 12:51 PM (8D42x)
So Collins and Flake have to be "aye."
is Manchin needed too?
Posted by: Marybeth at October 05, 2018 12:46 PM (CmURZ)
No. Pence would break the tie.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at October 05, 2018 12:51 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: CN at October 05, 2018 12:51 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at October 05, 2018 12:52 PM (kqsXK)
Guarantee the next James Bond is a chick or a black dude. That's where England is right now, they keep jamming women and blacks into everything, historical shows, games, it doesn't matter. Playing the Romans in a historical war game? Half your generals are black or female because F you.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at October 05, 2018 12:53 PM (39g3+)
https://gab.ai/Thomas_Wictor
Posted by: Lizzy at October 05, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
That gab.ai link has to many goddamned scripts in it. I am not going to allow a half-dozen scripts from unknown sources to run, just to read any pearls of whizzdumb that Wictor may have written.
If Gab wants to run with the big dogs, they have to shitcan all the cruft from their site.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at October 05, 2018 12:56 PM (iwUO9)
off a naked man w/ your false teeth? Did she try to use the chompers on
his wang?
We will have to ask MPPP to verify, but Mae West was reputed to great hummers in her later years without her teeth.
Or so I heard ... maybe read it on the Intertubes.
Posted by: Paladin at October 05, 2018 12:57 PM (WujO7)
COPS: Man blames ghost for planting meth on him...
If he was a woman the cops would have no choice but to believe him
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at October 05, 2018 12:58 PM (TAmPV)
Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
...........
See your McCaskill and raise you a Feinstein and a Harris.
Love the ChiFi clip. Tortured.
Posted by: wth at October 05, 2018 12:18 PM (HgMAr)
HA !
I'll raise you a Murray and a Cuntwell
winner!
Posted by: nurse ratched at October 05, 2018 12:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at October 05, 2018 12:40 PM (mQ0Mc)
How many Alaskan women lawyers can there be? Five, maybe?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at October 05, 2018 01:02 PM (YkLik)
The damn Irony Meter just 'sploded!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I Stand With Kav #HaveABeer at October 05, 2018 12:13 PM (CaRQc)
Can a Nazi collaborator claim attacks on him are anti-semetic. I would think you lose your Jewish card for such activities.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at October 05, 2018 01:03 PM (Zk4aZ)
Mine is McCaskill.
*spit*
Posted by: fixerupper at October 05, 2018 12:14 PM (8XRCm)
...........
See your McCaskill and raise you a Feinstein and a Harris.
See your Feinstein and Harris and raise you a DanangDick Blumenthal.
*projectile vomiting*
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