Ford Submits Her Testimony; Says Her Long-Suppressed Rape Story Came Up in Counseling Because She Insisted Her Husband Install a Second Front Door in the Home and He Refused So She Told Him She Needed a Second Exit for Reasons of Psychological Safety

She also says she didn't tell her parents because she felt ashamed but she doesn't explain why she didn't tell her friends.

Was she afraid her friends would ground her?

Here is Ford's testimony about why she waited until 2012 to reveal the alleged assault against her: she wanted a second front door and her husband didn't and Brett Kavanaugh was the reason why. pic.twitter.com/9FyHqQ9apH
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) September 26, 2018

Oh, and Creepy Porn Lawyer and Scumbag Michael Avenatti dodges the question as to why he claimed his client would claim Brett Kavanaugh gang-raped her but her statement says nothing of the sort.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:27 PM

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1 Yup, she's a nut case

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:28 PM (O2RFr)

2
* stocks up on tomorrow popcorn *

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 06:28 PM (URwyc)

3 I need a second sub basement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 06:29 PM (IqV8l)

4 Guess she will show up.

Posted by: Ha at September 26, 2018 06:29 PM (vVm4c)

5 Every day, I think, "This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. They can't possibly top this crap." And then, the new day dawns.

What a load of utter horseshit.

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at September 26, 2018 06:29 PM (JPRju)

6 I'd like to know why they were in couples counseling? Could i be because she was a nut?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:29 PM (O2RFr)

7 What she NEEDS to be asked... if you were not on a first name basis with Brett K, how can you be sure he was the attacker? After years of suppressing memories of that night?

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2018 06:30 PM (neVm7)

8 3
She is, to quote my sweet late daddy, "bad nuts".

Posted by: jmel at September 26, 2018 06:30 PM (OeWgo)

9 After 32 years, I need another door.

Posted by: Ha at September 26, 2018 06:30 PM (vVm4c)

10 Could i be because she was a nut?

Could it be...damn fingers

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:30 PM (O2RFr)

11
Eh, liars are gonna lie.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 26, 2018 06:30 PM (r+sAi)

12 Top 20!

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at September 26, 2018 06:31 PM (8ZeGS)

13
* cackles *

All going according to plan, but a little over budget.

Posted by: HC from Chappaqua NY at September 26, 2018 06:31 PM (URwyc)

14 Ohhh, she's a nutter.

Posted by: American at September 26, 2018 06:31 PM (EiMfo)

15 Oh, FFS. All right. Men of AoSHQ. Look at this woman. Study this woman. And, in the future, any time you see anyone resembling this woman, RUN AWAY. FAST.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (bUjCl)

16 Prediction... team Ford cancels in the next few hours citing the President's "con job" quote that it's just not fair.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (neVm7)

17 Who the fuck builds a house with only one door?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (c07y/)

18 Full.Of.Shit.

Posted by: steevy at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (mCMQ5)

19 Her testimony proves nothing. Just, "I had anxiety that was suppresed for 40 years!" So? Proves zilch.

In fact, all it proves is that she was laying the groundwork to falsely accuse Kavanaugh back in 2012 because he was at the top of the Romney list for SCOTUS picks.

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (c+2jX)

20 So apparently her trump card to win an argument is "Because I was almost raped!" And it was to have a second front door installed...

Who's bitch this is?

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 06:33 PM (zRwJ/)

21
Every day, I think, "This is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. They can't possibly top this crap." And then, the new day dawns.

I feel like I'm travelling on Möbius Street in Eschertown.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 06:33 PM (IqV8l)

22 Local Pravda doesn't even mention the WWE a$$ whipping that the golden scalp weasel just handed out at his pressor.

Posted by: BifBewalskiBot at September 26, 2018 06:33 PM (8ZeGS)

23 Ford: "We need another front door but at the back"
Husband: "You mean where the back door is?"
Ford: "Yes"
Husband: " Why not just call that the front door?"
Ford: "Because then we wouldn't have two front doors"
Husband: "You need therapy!"

Posted by: American at September 26, 2018 06:33 PM (E3YQ2)

24

Front hole!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 06:33 PM (/9p9e)

25 She is a lying, conniving piece of shiiit.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:33 PM (bUjCl)

26 She really is a nut case.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2018 06:34 PM (9Vruh)

27 Your house already has a second exit, dingus. It's called the BACK DOOR.

"My husband recalls that I named my attacker as Brett Kavanaugh."

What the fuck ever.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2018 06:34 PM (7PLM4)

28 Bullshit ^25

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2018 06:34 PM (NWiLs)

29 She makes me look sane!

Posted by: Crazy Chris Cuomo at September 26, 2018 06:34 PM (Ldr3U)

30 Prediction... team Ford cancels in the next few hours citing the President's "con job" quote that it's just not fair.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM

'in for a penny, in for a pound'

DEFINITION

used to express someone's intention to complete an enterprise once it has been undertaken, however much time, effort, or money this entails.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 06:34 PM (URwyc)

31 Couldn't she have just claimed to be a survivor of the Andrea Doria?

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2018 06:34 PM (o3AYq)

32 Was her letter tear stained?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (O2RFr)

33 How did Ford get to and from the party?

Posted by: ryukyu at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (vKhgw)

34 "It's not about the nail" is now adapted for the stage. Or committee.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (g3Klf)

35 Georgetown Prep tells the truth: "But the temptations, and the failings, presented in these stories are not unique to Georgetown Prep. The problems and abuses of alcohol and drugs, sexual assault and misconduct, emotional and physical violence toward others are real; educators at every institution of primary, secondary, or higher learning in our nation face these problems every day. Serious educators in public, private, religious, and secular schools as well as parents and families have been wrestling with the collateral damage of an out-of-control culture for many decades. "

It happens everywhere. The LEFT created this "anything goes" youth culture.

All you moron parents of teens: do you spy on your kids' internet use? If you don't, go right now and check their browser caches and search histories. Most of you will be shocked by what you find.

Posted by: gp at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (mk9aG)

36 >>> Oh, FFS. All right. Men of AoSHQ. Look at this woman. Study this woman. And, in the future, any time you see anyone resembling this woman, RUN AWAY. FAST. Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (bUjCl)

So you're saying I DON'T have a chance with Ace?

*pouts with sadness, comforts her grief by taking a nude selfie while eating cake*

Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (hvf9s)

37 Mental Gymnastics if not outright lunacy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (Ldr3U)

38 How did Ford get to and from the party?

When and where was the party?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (O2RFr)

39
Alternate post title: Oh Look, "Dr" Ford's Story Has Evolved

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (AEzzS)

40 None of that shit makes a piddle is sense.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (9Vruh)

41

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE YOUNG MEN!!!!!!

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TELL THEM!!!

EEK!!

Here's what I would tell them...you better watch what you do from the time you get hair on your balls. You take notes every day. You talk to your parents every day, and record those talkds.

Every single thing you do may come back to kill you, literally, in the future because insane politicians and bizarre women might want to literally destroy your beyond anything you could ever imagine.

So, in short, watch your ass, think about your future. And also, the media sucks really, really bad, they are horrible people.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (ySAEx)

42 32 Was her letter tear stained?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (O2RFr)

Is it written on blue paper and have cigar ash on it?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (/9p9e)

43 >> she wanted a second front door and her husband didn't and Brett Kavanaugh was the reason why

They ended up putting an 8 Foot Rollup in .

She wears a Garage Door opener around her neck. Like a Life Alert.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (5fSCh)

44
In other words: She's Traumatized, Look!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (AEzzS)

45 39
Alternate post title: Oh Look, "Dr" Ford's Story Has Evolved
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:35 PM (AEzzS)

Via intelligent design...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (/9p9e)

46 You know what a bitch this makes her if she's lying?!

Trying to win an argument with accusations of rape.

Posted by: Axeman at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (vDqXW)

47 Now the cry will be, "lots of women who are raped are driven to panic attacks when they see a house with only a front door and a back door!! They NEED 2 front doors and a back door."

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (TN1P5)

48 >>> I feel like I'm travelling on M�bius Street in Eschertown.

That is lovely! Stolen.

Posted by: LizLem at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (hvf9s)

49 They ended up putting an 8 Foot Rollup in .

She wears a Garage Door opener around her neck. Like a Life Alert.

Okay, I laughed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (O2RFr)

50 She's full of shit.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 26, 2018 06:36 PM (x2qkA)

51
Come on. None of this is true.

This is what lawyers CONCOCT when given time to do so.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (AEzzS)

52 Flake will believe this. So will Collins. Or they'll believe it enough to call for a hearing for the latest accuser.

Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (uGLNt)

53 We need another door, thereby reducing the security of our home, because I was groped in high school!

Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (PYnRT)

54 >>It's called the BACK DOOR.

And it is always open.

Posted by: Hope Solo at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (5fSCh)

55 "Memories of Brett Kavanaugh compelled me to want to add a second front door to my home. My husband and others couldn't understand why."

Too bad her handlers won't let her testify. It would be epic.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (2NqXo)

56 Maybe the front door was for the front hole.

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (Ek4o7)

57 Her husband is a lying POS too.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (bUjCl)

58 donna did you see andycanucks link?

on Julie?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (dPd5y)

59 This is sane. Perfectly sane.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (Q1gne)

60 Feinstein cornering Murkowski...

https://twitter.com/ed_grimly/status/
1045037300499922944

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (W+vEI)

61
Okay, let's entertain the "new door" bullshit.

It's all lies.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:37 PM (AEzzS)

62 this takes the cake.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (1YQLC)

63 Her husband is a lying POS too.

Libs who have been plotting this for a while surely they also were "compensated."

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (O2RFr)

64

I went to a fairly upper middle class high school.

I went to a lot of parties...I don't remember a single case of anything like this...maybe one, but it was more about destroying property. None of the continual running trains on girls.

That does happen in college more often, the dorms are powder kegs.

This whole thing is ludicrous. But, progressives are shitbags.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (ySAEx)

65 more doors for a rapist to enter

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (dPd5y)

66 Here's the thing: the game the left is playing is not only to ruin Kavanagh, but to prevent other conservatives from considering any office.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (Gp0lO)

67 I know what you're all thinking. What does Joyce Carol Oates think about Kav?

Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOates
traditional Catholic obsession w/ analyzing and confessing "sins"--especially "sins of impurity"--helps to explain outbursts of sexually abusive behavior and need for alcohol to release it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (+y/Ru)

68 Husband: I don't want to convert this bay window into a French door.
Wife: Rape enabler!

Posted by: wooga at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (PYnRT)

69 And she is a professor..and she teaches....

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (bUjCl)

70 She meant to say she wanted a second front hole put in.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

71

Sounds more like she wants a back door, IYKWIM...

Posted by: PDT's Cat at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (Re9MM)

72 "I'm afraid men could get into the house and rape me! Solution? ADD MORE DOORS!"

"B-b-but, Honey, wouldn't adding more doors make it easier for rapists to get in?"

"I SAID MORE DOORS! YOU'RE RETRAUMATIZING ME ALL OVER AGAIN!"

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (c+2jX)

73 donna -andycanucks link-
https://twitter.com/refutal/status/1045047039921348608

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (dPd5y)

74 58 donna did you see andycanucks link?

on Julie?

No. Was it good?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (O2RFr)

75 Who the fuck builds a house with only one door?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Don't know about you, but I've never seen a house with a second front door.

Seen some with side doors, back doors, and one way offset door due to add on construction, but never a second front door.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (YxTUV)

76 One day, this story will go away. That day may not be this day, but soon, this story will be over.

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (oYD2h)

77 "driven to panic attacks " Women invented "panic attacks" when mere tears lost their power.

Posted by: gp at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (mk9aG)

78 I almost got blown up by an IED in Iraq. In thirty years I'm going to start a fight with my future wife because I want to order a custom car with an extra door.

MY TRAUMA IS REAL PEOPLE

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (7PLM4)

79 Perhaps she wouldn't be accusing Brett of anything if he had become a Garage Door Repairman rather than a circuit Judge.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (Ldr3U)

80 EGRESS!

EGRESS!

I MUCH HAVE EGRESS -

WHARGARBL!!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (5fSCh)

81 Did all the houses she has lived in over the years have two front doors? Were they duplexes?

Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (pqc4s)

82 My hash changed. Hospital WiFi.

Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (x2qkA)

83 By amping up the cray cray, she is making it even easier to get Kav nominated. All he has to do is stay with "never happened. Ya know, the truth.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (I16G8)

84 Except at that time she was claiming that four guys attacked her. What kind of psycho pulls this out to win a renovation argument. Had she before that always needed a home with two front doors?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (imSgd)

85 Evoking sexual assault to win architectural disputes....

... that's ... that's something...

Posted by: Axeman at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (vDqXW)

86 If Kavanaugh has superhuman rape abilities, why think that two doors would be sufficient to keep him out?

He could smash through an infinite number of doors, kill Ford's husband, and have his way with her if he wished.

Marvel Comics should design a villain around him. Perhaps they can work something into the Captain Marvel movie where she rescues Ford from just such an attack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2018 06:39 PM (/qEW2)

87 check it out.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (dPd5y)

88 > Maybe the front door was for the front hole.

Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Two front holes, one back hole?

I mean, technically there are two front holes, but one of them isn't really usable unless you're hung like Ben Shapiro.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (TM5Iv)

89 Syphilis and brown acid are bad for your brains.

Posted by: Joyce Carol Oates at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (SkuXa)

90 There are tweets that Collins just said they need to subpoena Judge.

If this gets delayed again...

Posted by: strawdog at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (Cssks)

91 Yes, it's bullshit. It's all bullshit. She's not credible... to you or me or anyone logical.

But she's going to be credible to the GOP ladies, and to Flake (but I repeat myself). There won't be 50 votes.

Ugh.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (xN1DB)

92 74 58 donna did you see andycanucks link?

Thanks... Is that verified?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (O2RFr)

93 I think this lady licked the Hypno Toad.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (5fSCh)

94 https://twitter.com/refutal/status/1045047039921348608

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (dPd5y)

95 >>> Feinstein cornering Murkowski...

She helped the Chinese spy on us and no doubt got our CIA agents killed. How is the GOP allowing her on any committees or positions of power ever again?

Posted by: LizLem at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (hvf9s)

96 17 Who the fuck builds a house with only one door?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (c07y/)

No...she wanted a SECOND front door. Doesn't say they didn't have a back door. Just that she wanted 2 FRONT doors.

Why couldn't she just run out the back door if needed?

Dumb bint.

Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (cF8AT)

97 Guess she will show up.

Posted by: Ha at September 26, 2018 06:29 PM (vVm4c)

I guess we will see.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (imSgd)

98 Who the fuck builds a house with only one door?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2018 06:32 PM (c07y/)

Hello! It goes with the one bathroom.

Posted by: Mike Brady at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (QLvwG)

99 >>Here's the thing: the game the left is playing is not only to ruin Kavanagh, but to prevent other conservatives from considering any office.

Yes, and he totally called the Democrats on it several times.

He said he's keeping an open mind, but any here believe that Trump isn't going to make damn sure Kavanaugh is confirmed and Dems are punished?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (W+vEI)

100 Who the hell describes one of their *high school* friends as a possible future Supreme Court Justice? Some law clerk you work with, maybe, but certainly not someone who hasn't even hit college, let alone law school. Total bullshit story.

Posted by: Stitches at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (iT7Jn)

101 donna I don't know how to do that.

andy brought it

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (dPd5y)

102 Troll will come along to tell us about Home Depot's stock soaring after Ford's statement.

Posted by: Hands at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)

103 The safest house in the world is one made of nothing but doors. Door, door, door, door, door, door, door. No walls. Just doors. Pure safety!

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (c+2jX)

104 Let me guess, her husband was prompted.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (Ur9Kr)

105 I...I felt raped... by the lack of breakfast in bed!

Posted by: Christine Blase-Ford at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (vDqXW)

106 Does this happen to every drunken grope survivor?

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (UdKB7)

107 well, nevermind, this explains everything. sorry, brett, you got to go.

Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (Ejm4y)

108 This is bullshit.

Woman should be fucking offended at this garbage.

Because this stupid cunt rag is making a mockery of REAL sexual assault allegations with this insanity.

Evil and satanic behavior needs to be smacked down and smacked down hard.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (kT3/m)

109 What does Flake not understand about Democrats lie all the time, even when the truth would work better?

Posted by: Northernlurker at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (Ek4o7)

110 90 There are tweets that Collins just said they need to subpoena Judge.

If this gets delayed again...

I knew Judge was the basis for this because of his book.. Will he turn on Kav to save his own neck?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (O2RFr)

111 New normal.

*tends to the candiru tank*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (Ol3c7)

112 For anyone that cares John Hawkins' of Right Wing News and PJM started a GoFundMe for Kavanaugh's family for anyone that's interested

Posted by: thathalfrican - GOOD at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (IYHxL)

113 This week on

THIS OLD WHORE

Posted by: Bob Vila at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (5fSCh)

114 I need a walk-in [full] gun vault because a woman I didn't know grabbed my ass once in the Capitol Hill Lounge on Pennsylvania Ave once 20 years ago*.

* - true story

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (rnXGe)

115 Hey, like, I TOTALLY trust the integrity of a woman who says she repeatedly goes to rape parties!

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 06:41 PM (zgX3V)

116 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure. You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She might be suffering from some physical ailment.

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (oYD2h)

117
She wanted two front doors so Kav would have double the chance to get into her home.

That makes as much sense as her own reason.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (pNxlR)

118
Woman should be fucking offended at this garbage.

I'm furious

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (O2RFr)

119 She is a fuching whack case.

Represents the Democrats perfectly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (UsCnO)

120 Everything has one goal--keep kavanaugh off the bench. Either force him out now with series of false accusations, each more absurd than the last. Or delay till after the midterms and hope Dems take control of the senate. Every account is designed to require no evidence to support it and thus be irrefutable. No specifics which could be disproven. No eye witnesses. And behavior completely out of character from everyone who knows Kavanaugh.

Posted by: IanDeal at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (5mrLG)

121 No...she wanted a SECOND front door. Doesn't say they didn't have a back door. Just that she wanted 2 FRONT doors.
-----------

Perfectly rational.

Posted by: The Front Door Sellers Association at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (Ur9Kr)

122 "My husband recalls..."

Not me. I don't recall. My husband recalls that I may have mentioned a guy in a disagreement at the marriage counselor, about This Old Crazy Fuckin' House.

That's a mighty thin reed, Thumbelina.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* *Per the State of CA: YD contains dangerous levels of BOFA at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (5aX2M)

123 my guess is her testimony tomorrow will not have much impact, perhaps sink her if she tries to over-dramatize it, or if she just doesn't seem credible. If she gets asked any hard questions, it could really reveal her to be 50% BAMN activist, 50% certifiable loon.

She didn't need a second door till 2012? Her hubby never confronted her mental problems before that?

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (Cus5s)

124

If she puts in a cat door, I'll go in and piss in her Cheerios.

Actually, I'll do it anyway. I can walk through walls.

Posted by: PDT's Cat at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (Re9MM)

125 more entrances -makes total sense.

Does she also want huge slider doors?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (dPd5y)

126 Two front doors? Nope, not looking that one up in Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (Izzlo)

127 112 For anyone that cares John Hawkins' of Right Wing News and PJM started a GoFundMe for Kavanaugh's family for anyone that's interested

Linky, please

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (zgX3V)

128 I really wonder if Kavanaugh's lawyers and defenders should start pushing the mistake ln identity idea. I fear that we lose votes from Rs that refuse to believe she is lying and thus puss out.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (neVm7)

129 Carefully crafted, scripted,and totally manufactured bullshit. It has the stench of lawyers dripping from it!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (yhf6w)

130 Husband: Save me Tom Cruise! What have I become?!

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (db5dt)

131 >>Except at that time she was claiming that four guys attacked her. What kind of psycho pulls this out to win a renovation argument.

She's a fruitloop. Can't wait to see her, finally, in person to morrow!!

/sarc

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (W+vEI)

132 I guarantee she'll refuse to testify tomorrow because the Capitol doesn't have enough doors.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (Ldr3U)

133 Posted by: Hands at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (786Ro)

I laughed. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (AllCR)

134 If you play Light My Fire she goes into seizures like an Eichenwald.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (5fSCh)

135 106 Does this happen to every drunken grope survivor?
Posted by: freaked

Oh, most definitely, yes.

In fact, Home Depot sends out Grope Teams to grab random ladies's tits at the mall, in order to create so much post-grope trauma that door sales skyrocket!

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (c+2jX)

136 67 Anonysaurus

Didn't know she was still alive. I read one of her books once... & then concluded they are unreadable.

Posted by: strawdog at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (Cssks)

137 Planned Parenthood launched this ad campaign in 2012, the year Ford suddenly began telling everyone she was groped by a future Supreme Court justice: https://tinyurl.com/yagj4mlf

Posted by: mr cleo at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (uPcNC)

138 Did she get the extra door?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (rnXGe)

139 I feel like I'm travelling on Mobius Street in Eschertown.

-
Or, as Jerry Garcia sang, Shakedown Street.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (+y/Ru)

140 so bretts name will be in her counseling report in 2012?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (dPd5y)

141 It's like election night all over again on CNN. They're sputtering.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (kny/a)

142 oates is a hag

Posted by: concrete girl at September 26, 2018 06:43 PM (1YQLC)

143 She's afraid of a back door man?

Posted by: any blues singer ever at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (8iiMU)

144 Posted by: PDT's Cat at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM (Re9MM)

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PDT's Cat is the second-fastest animal on the planet. It's a cheetah.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* *Per the State of CA: YD contains dangerous levels of BOFA at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (5aX2M)

145 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure.
You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She
might be suffering from some physical ailment.

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM

She's very, very old.

Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (pqc4s)

146 WTF?! None of her statement makes any sense.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (JUOKG)

147 @116
Or mebbe the evil is showing through.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (9Vruh)

148 So when does Kavs lawyer step in?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (O2RFr)

149 I was wondering why they had not tried the pedo sex thing on Kavy yet but then realized they don't want that used against the left in the future.

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (UdKB7)

150 If you play Light My Fire she goes into seizures like an Eichenwald.

=

no matter what you do, don't mention water !

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (bUjCl)

151 Left Wing nut blames miserable existence on prominent Republicans and personal failure at suppress others - only cure is rest of country adopting her fascist beliefs and suppressing prominent Republicans.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (1g7ch)

152 I am so embarrased, some high school boy copped a feel

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (M+Lyo)

153
They didn't just pull this "door" thing outta their asses, either.

This took research. They used this story because a) they probably read this about some real victim who said this, and b) they figure it will make many victims out there nod in agreement because they can relate to it.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (AEzzS)

154 116 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure. You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She might be suffering from some physical ailment.
Posted by: Sumat Naandur

Her ailment is called "Being 194 years old."

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (c+2jX)

155 In marriage counseling, because of a disagreement over a DOOR?

He said, it IS the Nail...

She then countered, no, it was almost Rape.

Talk about pulling out all stops to win a disagreement.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Neandrathal Drunk Internet Tough Guy!!! at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (NgKpN)

156 "Honey, I want a new kitchen."
"Why? There's nothing wrong with the way it is. "
"Because I was almost raped 36 years ago you rape apologist!!!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (TN1P5)

157 120 Everything has one goal--keep kavanaugh off the bench. Either force him out now with series of false accusations, each more absurd than the last. Or delay till after the midterms and hope Dems take control of the senate. Every account is designed to require no evidence to support it and thus be irrefutable. No specifics which could be disproven. No eye witnesses. And behavior completely out of character from everyone who knows Kavanaugh.

Dear Senator Grassley,

you really really really really really should trust a woman who says she repeatedly goes to rape parties.

Women of finer character cannot be found anywhere.

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (zgX3V)

158 This is the end

Beautiful friend

This is the end

My only friend

The end

Of our elaborate plans

The end

Of everything that stands

The end

No safety or surprise

The end

I'll never look into your eyes

Again

Posted by: The Doors at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (t6XCL)

159 My baloney has a front door, spelled O-S-K-A-R

My baloney has a back door, spelled M-E-Y-E-R

Posted by: Ballzey Forde at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (UsCnO)

160 I also want bead board on the ceiling and cross members ,recessed light so I can see Brett or another rapist .

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (dPd5y)

161 If I were on the committee I would spend my time asking her nothing except architecture and interior design tips.

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (o3AYq)

162
I would've gone for the helicopter pad on the roof.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (TAmPV)

163 '...and she walked on down the hall...'

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (5fSCh)

164 She's very, very old.
Posted by: huerfano at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (pqc4s)

And hers my catty, shallow comment about woman in their 80's-Don't die your hair. Just go grey because it looks silly.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (AllCR)

165 >>so bretts name will be in her counseling report in 2012?

So she says. Of course, since they have said they won't release that report we'll just have to take her word for it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (nu45M)

166 So? Still refusing to hand over the ~~the-rapist's~~ therapist's notes, eh?

Posted by: andycanuck to his broker at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (Evws/)

167 Yes, it's bullshit. It's all bullshit. She's not credible... to you or me or anyone logical.

But she's going to be credible to the GOP ladies, and to Flake (but I repeat myself). There won't be 50 votes.

Ugh.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (xN1DB)

No she won't. Her statement does not make her any more credible. She still hasn't explained why ALL people she named said it never happened or why she changed her story (at least twice now). First it was that four guys attacked her, then it was no the therapist wrote that down wrong there were four guys total in the house then it was three specific guys and a chick in the house. And really, even without the sworn statements from everybody else she named, how credible is it that three people of a five person gathering would disappear and the other two would not notice the loud music and screams that she says were emanating from the room.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (imSgd)

168
The fact that the husband hasn't bailed on this crazy bitch means his word should be treated like a hostage-- IE utterly unreliable due to fear and abuse.

Posted by: Vanya at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (7PLM4)

169

Hava Epileptic Whore, Yes, Vely Clean, Schoolteacher...

Posted by: Korean Madam at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (Re9MM)

170 hey Senators? Just don't say nothin' about her birthmark, man.

Posted by: Cheech and/or Chong at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (zCyNd)

171 116 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure. You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She might be suffering from some physical ailment.
Posted by: Sumat Naandur

Her ailment is called "Being 194 years old."
Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (c+2jX)

Tales from the crypt

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (M+Lyo)

172 I said this last night-

She will show up tomorrow, because the Dems really really want to publicly GRILL Kavanaugh. They cannot do that if Ford does not show and say something.

I wonder how much she's being arm-twisted, by her Dem activist lawyes, to do it tomorrow?

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (AMIL/)

173 So lemmi git this straight:

1) She has NO evidence what so ever
2) Said NOTHING for 32 years
3) Repressed memory
4) All people she named as witnesses, DENY any knowledge
5) A hard core left winger
6) Her "lawyers" hard left resist types

Why are we hearing from her?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (7CSNs)

174 the extra door is so she can escape all the rapers chasing her, Scooby-Doo style

*sprint* doodley-doodley-doodley
SLAM!
*open*
SLAM!
*sprint* doodley-doodley-doodley
SLAM!

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (xPJvm)

175 Didn't her students on Rate My Professor uniformly give her bad reviews , including stating that she was mentally ill?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (Dd6qg)

176
It happens everywhere. The LEFT created this "anything goes" ~~youth~~ hookup culture.

Let's get down to cases, shall we?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (pNxlR)

177 WTF?! None of her statement makes any sense.

Does any of these women's statements make any sense? I keep on hearing "credible" used in conjunction with "allegations", and I have to wonder if they actually know what the word means.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (v1udk)

178 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure. You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She might be suffering from some physical ailment.
Posted by: Sumat Naandur

Her ailment is called "Being 194 years old."
Posted by: zombie

Running low on virgin blood to bathe in.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (YxTUV)

179 Ever since I was abducted in the middle of the night and probed by The Greys I can't sleep in a room that doesn't have at least two windows.

Posted by: Girogio Tsoulakous at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (SkuXa)

180 I know what you're all thinking. What does Joyce Carol Oates think about Kav?

Joyce Carol Oates
@JoyceCarolOates
traditional Catholic obsession w/ analyzing and confessing "sins"--especially "sins of impurity"--helps to explain outbursts of sexually abusive behavior and need for alcohol to release it.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 26, 2018 06:38 PM (+y/Ru)

That totally explains it. Kavanaugh = Irish name = Catholic = sexual hangups = induces mental disorder = turns him into rapist and alcoholic.

It all makes perfect sense. Case closed.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (/qEW2)

181
I have one single front door and at least half a dozen back doors. If the wife said she *needed* a second front door I'd start doing the math for a divorce settlement.

She's a case of nuts.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (URwyc)

182 This all started when she wanted a second door for aesthetic, non-rape-related reasons, and her husband said no, so Doctor Nutcase came up with this gambit to shame him into action.

Later, she wanted him to dig a Koi pond, and when he said no, she told him that long ago agents of the Patriarchy had tried to abduct her but she was saved by a giant carp. Her fishy friends were the only path to peace of mind.

The couples therapy was his idea.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (5l+No)

183 There is blowback already occurring because of this Kavanaugh shit on the local level. If you have anybody in your life who is part of #TheProtected, I highly suggest you may hay while the sun is shining and hold them responsible, accountable,and face consequences if you or your loved ones are being harmed by one of these mentally ill dangerous people. You may be quite shocked with the relief you get from our boys in blue right about now.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (cCrQI)

184 "I need two front doors, because...because...a guy I think I knew might become a Supreme Court Justice."

*therapist scribbles furiously, 'Unstable, paranoid....' *

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (Ur9Kr)

185
The rate my professor rumor was False.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (AEzzS)

186 Huh, I feel like I'm at Home Depot. Reminds me I have to fix a window that won't say up. Thanks.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (Et2h7)

187 175 Didn't her students on Rate My Professor uniformly give her bad reviews , including stating that she was mentally ill?

That was another Christine Ford

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

188 so bretts name will be in her counseling report in 2012?

So she says. Of course, since they have said they won't release that report we'll just have to take her word for it.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (nu45M)

It is not. She already said it was not and presented part of her therapists notes (that contradicted her statement) to the WP.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (imSgd)

189 could we even Trust her counselors report?

also never a mention through all those years?

she must not really trust her husband. or her friends.

or anyone I guess.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (dPd5y)

190 My sister put a safe room in her new house. Only 1 door. How does she cope? Maybe because she isnt a low IQ nut job.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (9Vruh)

191 Open the door, it's your mystery date.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (IqV8l)

192 137 Planned Parenthood launched this ad campaign in 2012, the year Ford suddenly began telling everyone she was groped by a future Supreme Court justice: https://tinyurl.com/yagj4mlf
Posted by: mr cleo

THAT should be front-page news. I've been sayign so for days. Why this isn't getting mroe play mystifies me. It proves that Kavanaugh has been in their sights for six years, since 2012. The exact same year that this woman "suddenly" remembered the grope attempt.

Posted by: zombie at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (c+2jX)

193 A second door? And that is because Kavanaugh has been stalking her?

He did not even know she was alive

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (7CSNs)

194 108. This. All. Day. Long.

All these ridiculous rich white feminist douche bags make it harder for real victims. Ok so I know the Ramirez lady isn't white, right? Latinx? But she went to Yale and of course CPLs client is African American but most of these fools faking the vapors over this obvious insanity are

Maybe they'll accuse him of racism next because they only gang raped rich white girls?

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (3CFdj)

195
btw, anyone else think it's weird that No One knows this person? Where are all her students??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (AEzzS)

196 Well, if her HUSBAND is the one who recalls her mentioning the name of Kavanaugh, then her husband should be willing to testify to that fact.

Otherwise, it hearsay, and not admissible.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (uDcBt)

197 So lemmi git this straight:

1) She has NO evidence what so ever
2) Said NOTHING for 32 years
3) Repressed memory
4) All people she named as witnesses, DENY any knowledge
5) A hard core left winger
6) Her "lawyers" hard left resist types

Why are we hearing from her?
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Because the GOPe are pussies.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (YxTUV)

198 In her defense, it makes sense to a woman.

...besides, you all think she's stupid and never listen to her ideas!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (5fSCh)

199 Didn't her students on Rate My Professor uniformly give her bad reviews , including stating that she was mentally ill?

That was another Christine Ford
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

Yeah but it is as valid as the accusations she is making against Kavanaugh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (7CSNs)

200 There is also NOTHING in the therapist notes about her assaulter being a possible future justice.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (imSgd)

201 They all seem to be a little off. And I'm not saying I'm any paragon of mental health, but jeesh!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (v1udk)

202 I never reported an assault but was afraid the boy would one day become a famous movie producer.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (1g7ch)

203
Her ailment is called "Being 194 years old."
Posted by: zombie

Running low on virgin blood to bathe in.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:46 PM (YxTUV

Lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (Et2h7)

204 There is nothing about her story that would make any sane woman feel that level of terror or insecurity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (39g3+)

205 146 WTF?! None of her statement makes any sense.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 06:44 PM (JUOKG)

Granted, it does lose something in the translation from the original Rigelian.

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (Izzlo)

206 . . . and after the second front door is installed, I'd like you to build me a grain silo next to the garage.

Posted by: Froot Loops Ford at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (QLvwG)

207 He did not even know she was alive

Pretty sure that might be the real problem

Posted by: Lane Pittman at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (3CFdj)

208 No, I don't remember how I got home from the rapey party. But when I did, there was A HOOK

Posted by: a car named Christine at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (zCyNd)

209 So she followed his career all those years huh? Sounds a bit obsessed to me.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (dUJdY)

210 Point of order.....

She still hasn't given a single detail of the alleged rape/attempted murder.

No when or where was in her statement that I read.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

211 Well, did she get the second front door? If so, she's got the most retarded-looking house in the neighborhood.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (2NqXo)

212 208 No, I don't remember how I got home from the rapey party. But when I did, there was A HOOK

Or when or where

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (O2RFr)

213
In her defense, it makes sense to a woman.

...besides, you all think she's stupid and never listen to her ideas!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (5fSCh)

As a woman, no it doesn't.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (imSgd)

214 i have a confession to make. it was me, not kavanaugh. i was driving in maryland and got lost and noticed a bunch of cars at a house. i went around back to the pool and they offered me a beer. then ford walked up and started talking to me and led me to a bedroom and we fumbled around fell on the bed and i finally said to myself "this is wrong, she's too young" and left. she followed me and eventually i gave her a ride home. my memory was foggy until just a few weeks ago, but i am willing to testify that it was me.

i. am. kavanaugh.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (Pg+x7)

215 No she won't. Her statement does not make her any more credible. She still hasn't explained why ALL people she named said it never happened or why she changed her story (at least twice now). First it was that four guys attacked her, then it was no the therapist wrote that down wrong there were four guys total in the house then it was three specific guys and a chick in the house. And really, even without the sworn statements from everybody else she named, how credible is it that three people of a five person gathering would disappear and the other two would not notice the loud music and screams that she says were emanating from the room.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (imSgd)
--------------

I agree with all of this, but I counter: Flake. Collins. Murkowski.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (xN1DB)

216 Two front holes ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (M+Lyo)

217 My response to the request for the extra door was, "Who the hell's gonna come in here and rape you that you ain't already fucked?"

Posted by: Mr. Ford at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (//voU)

218 I insisted on a second crawl space.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (Ndje9)

219 A second front door?

I presume the second front door couldn't be locked by precocious H.S. boys with poontang on their minds.

Or it was the servant's entrance.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (Zxhy2)

220 Hey guys, I don't think we should fight for Kavanaugh anymore.

Hear me out.

OK, so we let the new leftist "job interview" standard become how we determine who is qualified. By that standard, we no longer need legal proof of disqualification, only the accusation. So from now on, everyone gets disqualified from SCOTUS.

Gorsuch is the youngest member of SCOTUS by far, and is most likely going to outlive everyone else. So we let nature take its course. Everyone on SCOTUS dies off until Gorsuch is the only member.

Then, given the power the left has bestowed on SCOTUS, he can single-handedly cut back the Federal Government to its enumerated powers, eliminate Obamacare, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (9qZ3S)

221 By the By: HER parents and siblings are NOT supporting her and did NOT sign that letter of support for her.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (7CSNs)

222 Home Depot and Lowe's Stocks are trading up in After hours and options trading on this news. Home Improvement is bullish because of Slipping' Jimmy.

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (cCrQI)

223 221 By the By: HER parents and siblings are NOT supporting her and did NOT sign that letter of support for her.

Wish we could verify that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (O2RFr)

224 200 There is also NOTHING in the therapist notes about her assaulter being a possible future justice.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (imSgd)

It must be implied that it was Kav. Just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (Et2h7)

225 I'll get my damn front door come hell or high water.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (hECVl)

226 It happens everywhere. The LEFT created this "anything goes" youth hookup culture.

Let's get down to cases, shall we?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot
-----------

It's as if abandoning In Loco Parentis, and adopting coed dorms was really a good idea.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (Ur9Kr)

227 Edsel's a proponent of the New Segregation sweeping college campuses. Above each front door is a sign. One says MEN, the other WOMEN. Separate but equal.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (2NqXo)

228 That was another Christine Ford
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (O2RFr)

There is another Christine Ford, but the Rate My Professor reviews from Palo Alto University are about this one.

Posted by: Miklos, happily houring at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (zCyNd)

229 75 Who the fuck builds a house with only one door?
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Don't know about you, but I've never seen a house with a second front door.
----

Converted duplexes have them.

Posted by: Serious Cat at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (neVm7)

230 >>As a woman, no it doesn't.

One A woman. Not All Women.

Two - You're an ette?

Who knew!? I mean, besides you and your doctor.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (5fSCh)

231 Everything is seared into my memory. Except for all the parts I can't remember.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (IFI8W)

232 Baker Act her cra cra azz

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (1g7ch)

233 Watch Ballzie Ford break down, as an hysterical woman, in front of Congress.

She will be screaming, crying and out of hand.

Congressional Republican men will be blamed.

And the Democrats will offer this as proof that Kavanaugh is guilty of the slander.

I wanted a punchline to wrap this up, but I've got nothing. This entire situation is a Mel Brooks movie, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (UsCnO)

234 Mrs. Wrecks and I disagreed about what to have for dinner. Means I was abducted by aliens.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (+y/Ru)

235 It must be implied that it was Kav. Just sayin.

Or that other guy who was confirmed not to long ago.. Remember there was a rumor that she sent a letter about him instead... Wish it is true

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (O2RFr)

236 maybe she had a nervous breakdown?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (dPd5y)

237 Nope. Ford's not cray-cray at all.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (ptqGC)

238 #175 No, that was a different professor with the same first and last name but a different middle one, Jen.

Posted by: andycanuck to his broker at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (Evws/)

239
If she shows up, I have a feeling she'll be recognized and outed.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (AEzzS)

240 She has psychic powers. She knew that Donald Trump would be elected - in 2012 !, that Scalia would drop dead all of a sudden, and that Kavanaugh would be the Supreme COurt pick. Amazing !

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (bUjCl)

241 > Well, did she get the second front door? If so, she's got the most retarded-looking house in the neighborhood.

I'm surprised they can even afford a house in California on an adjunct's salary, much less be doing major renovations.

Hubby must have a really good job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (TM5Iv)

242
In fact, Home Depot sends out Grope Teams to grab random ladies's tits at the mall, in order to create so much post-grope trauma that door sales skyrocket!

Those
Fooking
Weasels

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (pNxlR)

243 We'll get a new door as soon as the Monroe Brothers have finished the bedroom.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (IqV8l)

244 I have to believe there are millions upon millions of relatively non-ideological, relatively low-information, "independent" voters who're going to be motivated to vote GOP because of this shit-show.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (HiLJ1)

245 In her defense, it makes sense to a woman.

...besides, you all think she's stupid and never listen to her ideas!

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:47 PM (5fSCh)

As a woman, no it doesn't.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

When you've lost the ettes.....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (YxTUV)

246 And get the Nelson Mandela funeral interpretative jazz hands man there to translate for deaf dumb crazies.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (1g7ch)

247 145
Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure.

You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She

might be suffering from some physical ailment.

Posted by: Sumat Naandur at September 26, 2018 06:42 PM

She's very, very old.

This is what serial lying does to you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (UsCnO)

248 "Senator Milbarge, you have five minutes."

"Thank you Mr. Chairman. I only have one question. Who bitch this is?"

Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (o3AYq)

249 I insisted on a second crawl space.
Posted by: Harry Reid at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM

Good planning. How's your basement holding up?

Posted by: John Wayne Gacy at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (2NqXo)

250 I don't know what will happen. What I do know is that despite this stress Kavanaugh is a very intelligent, organized and meticulous man who knows that he must fight. He was a lawyer for years before he became a judge He also has a woman lawyer whom he's getting advice from. I expect they're working things out very carefully.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (AllCR)

251 I read kavenaugh wasn't on Trumps justice picks at that daye?

am I misremembering that?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (dPd5y)

252 Whichever Moron commented to the effect of this all resembling an Andy Kaufman routine but in real life pretty much nailed it.

Gonna go play some vidya games. Can't take this.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (DTX3h)

253 This woman is bat-shit crazy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (hECVl)

254 I think that's a great idea bonhomme. What do we do when the last one kicks?

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

255 By the By: HER parents and siblings are NOT supporting her and did NOT sign that letter of support for her.

Wish we could verify that
Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (O2RFr)

The letters appeared within days of Christine Blasey Fords name becoming public. One was from her high school classmates. One was from her colleagues at Stanford University. Her Palo Alto neighbors wrote another letter. Groups of attorneys, statisticians and teenagers wrote too. Then came a letter that began, As members of Christine Blasey Fords family .

It was signed by a dozen people. But none of them were related to Ford by blood. The letter was from the relatives of her husband, Russell Ford.

Christines own parents and siblings the Blaseys have not released any similar statement of support.

Washington Post

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (7CSNs)

256
And I'd be very weary of Leftists carrying weapons anywhere near the hearing, tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (AEzzS)

257 Does not compute. Maybe wanting another door with artllery mounted behind it to roll out and pick off rapists heading up the lawn....

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (/+bwe)

258 195
btw, anyone else think it's weird that No One knows this person? Where are all her students?

Indeed....very very strange.

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (zgX3V)

259 So she was scarred by a clumsy make out session?

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (/8RAd)

260 She has psychic powers. She knew that Donald Trump would be elected - in 2012 !, that Scalia would drop dead all of a sudden, and that Kavanaugh would be the Supreme COurt pick. Amazing !
Posted by: runner

All that and still can't pick the lotto number.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (YxTUV)

261 She should have asked for a storm shelter. A "rape avoidance shelter" if you will.

She could have enough food in there for her 17 cats, too.

By the way, I feel sorry for this bitch's sons.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (ptqGC)

262 If she hears Monty Hall's voice say, 'Let's see what's behind Door Number 2!" -
she wets herself and passes out.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (5fSCh)

263 So? Still refusing to hand over the�the-rapist'stherapist's notes, eh?
===
Tobias Funke, the world's first anaysis-therapist, or analrapist, would know ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (TN1P5)

264 I read kavenaugh wasn't on Trumps justice picks at that daye?

am I misremembering that?
Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (dPd5y)

i think added in 2017

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (bUjCl)

265 So, what happens when Ford doesn't show?
I would bet the Dems will demand a hearing based on what Ford has submitted so that they can use it to ask him all sorts of inappropriate questions about his social life in HS and college.

Grassley better not let that happen.
She doesn't show, the hearing is cancelled.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (W+vEI)

266 Is it wrong if I make some straw dolls of these women and then burn them in effigy at the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (Aih7f)

267 There is nothing about her story that would make any sane woman feel that level of terror or insecurity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (39g3+)
---
There was a local assault counselor on a local radio show, he said that he's counselled a lot of assault victims. He also said that if what she said happened to her happened to her, she should be OVER it by now.

She wasn't raped, she wasn't even disrobed. She was *groped*, if anything. The Dr's flat out assessment is that "NOTHING happened to her!" (judging by things that have actually happened to patients of his).

Posted by: Axeman at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (vDqXW)

268 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (UsCnO)

No; If sh shows up and it's not an actress playing Ford they will give Ford drugs to calm her down.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR)

269 She's just upset that Kavanaugh didn't bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (XKZwp)

270 A 15 year old girl is at a party with no adults present, at a place she can't recall, that no one, not even her lifelong friend, can recall happening though claimed was present...

Yep, just another typical 15 year old American female experience. Why, my 15 year old daughter must have been in that situation exactly zero times zero.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (Z4rgH)

271 Cocoa Puffs, it's what's for breakfast.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (HgMAr)

272 "I truly wish I could provide detailed answers to all of the questions that have been and will be asked about how I got to the party, where it took place, and so forth. I don't have all the answers, and I don't remember as much as I would like to. But the details about that night that bring me here today are ones I will never forget. They have been seared into my memory and have haunted me episodically as an adult."

All the details and all the answers I don't have are seared into my memory.

Like with a hot iron?

Posted by: flounderbot*, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (5jVnA)

273 If I claim someone grabbed my ass at a house party in 1980, can I get a pool?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (2NqXo)

274 IIRC, tomorrow's hearing is only going to have one camera.

They are going to try and show the lawyer asking questions, Ford answering and then pan over to the senator's holding it in and trying not to bust a nut laughing?

And then they're going to read a statement from Ramirez that says Kavanaugh whipped out his dong at a party.

Followed by a statement that says Kavanaugh ran a drug and rape dungeon?

Does the media/Dems (BIRM) realize how absolutely stupid they look?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (q1VoB)

275 I named the door "Bret". And my car "Brad".

Posted by: Professor Doctor Lawyer Christine '58 Plymouth-Ford at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (Ndje9)

276 All that and still can't pick the lotto number.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (YxTUV)

it only works on supreme court justices

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (bUjCl)

277 Wait, is Swetnik black? Why did he tweet a picture of a white woman?

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (IFI8W)

278 I would have went with the Never Nude angle.

She NEVER takes her one piece bathing suit off. Ever.

Posted by: garrett at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (5fSCh)

279 who went through the door honey

it was Brett Kavanaugh, future supreme court pick!

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (dPd5y)

280
I would've built a baseball dimond in the corn field

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (TAmPV)

281 It would have been less crazy if she'd asked her husband to place claymores in the lawn.

Well, except for her sons and their friends playing and goofing around.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (ptqGC)

282 So does anyone find it strange ANYONE would find a woman credible who admits she repeatedly went to rape parties?

Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (zgX3V)

283 Hubby must have a really good job.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 06:51 PM (TM5Iv)

Why don't we know anything about him? Wait until it comes out that he's a hypnotist for the DNC.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (rnXGe)

284 How does Kavanaugh keep assaulting only democrats?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (4e+hS)

285 ... why would i confess if i didn't do it? what would i have to gain? it means i must be believed.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (Pg+x7)

286 I read kavenaugh wasn't on Trumps justice picks at that daye?

am I misremembering that?
Posted by: willow

Nope.

She said "in '16".

Kavanaugh didn't make the list until '17.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (YxTUV)

287 Is it wrong if I make some straw dolls of these women and then burn them in effigy at the MoMe?

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (Aih7f)

Can I bring paint solvents to add to the fire?

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (XKZwp)

288 145 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure.
You can see it in her face. Looks like she isn't eating right. She might be suffering from some physical ailment.
---
Whatever it is, I hope it's terminal.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (HiLJ1)

289 Once again no detail about how she got home or anything involving the aftermath outside the house except there was a street and she felt relief. Nothing that can be verified - or explain how she got home if she doesn't know where the house was.

More rich details inside the house were provided. No details outside the house, or between that house and hers. Or who helped her if she didn't know what house it was. There was no Google Maps back then. It is garbage.

Also I'm not sure if "relief" would even have been the primary overriding reportable feeling in the street. Not from something that traumatized you for years. That you thought could KILL you. I think trauma would be the overriding feeling. This is a dramatization and a bad one, and I'm sick that it is being given a feather worth of weight.

Posted by: .... at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (uEbPt)

290 Why couldn't she just run out the back door if needed?

Dumb bint.

Posted by: Tami at September 26, 2018 06:40 PM (cF8AT)

If you have two front doors, you must give out twice as much Halloween candy. The science is settled.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (iwUO9)

291 All that and still can't pick the lotto number.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (YxTUV)

Nor plan far enough in advance of a remodel to put in two doors.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (q1VoB)

292 Is it wrong if I make some straw dolls of these women and then burn them in effigy at the MoMe?

=

don't mess with voodoo

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (bUjCl)

293 First hearing
I am Tardacus!
Vote scheduled to confirm
Fake repressed memory rape charge
Demands for FBI investigation
Self defense interview
Dick slap allegation
Gang rape allegation from CPL
Second hearing
Vote taken
Kavanaugh confirmed
Maximum REEEEEEEE from Left

Posted by: MJ at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (gAMkn)

294 > Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure.

She's got a young communist ready to take her scalp.

I imagine that Nikolai Yezhov looked much the same when Lavrentiy Beria arrived on the scene.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (TM5Iv)

295 I'm starting to understand the French Revolution more and more.

Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (uGLNt)

296 I was waiting for Nutjob #3's affidavit to claim that Judge Kavanaugh talked about himself in the third person, referring to himself as "The Kav" or "The Kavanator!"

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (v1udk)

297
Christines own parents and siblings the Blaseys have not released any similar statement of support.

Too bad they didn't come out that she is nuts.. it would be for her own good

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (O2RFr)

298 By the By: HER parents and siblings are NOT supporting her and did NOT sign that letter of support for her.

Wish we could verify that

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM

---

Nothing to verify. Her parents and siblings have not submitted any letter to the Senate committee. Everything that has been submitted so far has become a matter of public record at this point and there is nothing there from them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (JUOKG)

299 runner, my brain is pickling I think.

overload.

erg, I hope I don't become like ford.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (dPd5y)

300 Look on the bright side.

We're only 4 steps away from maximum REEEEEEE.

Posted by: MJ at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (gAMkn)

301 161 If I were on the committee I would spend my time asking her nothing except architecture and interior design tips.
Posted by: Emmett Milbarge at September 26, 2018 06:45 PM (o3AYq)

So, this additional front door, can it be right next to the other front door, so you have a double front door; or a separated by a foot or two; maybe replace a window in the front bedroom?
Why wouldn't the garage door count as a front door if it is on the front of the house?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (1g7ch)

302 I agree with all of this, but I counter: Flake. Collins. Murkowski.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (xN1DB)

None of whom has said their voting no and all of whom will face blowback if they do (even Flake... he is not going to be embraced by the left anymore than McCain was while he was still alive and the man has to earn a living after this).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (imSgd)

303 Okay...wait. Why not a second back door too? There are too many things here that don't add up.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (dH5fg)

304 The picture of the woman on Legal Insurrection does not look black except in a Rachel Dolezal way

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (AllCR)

305 All that and still can't pick the lotto number.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (YxTUV)

Nor plan far enough in advance of a remodel to put in two doors.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (q1VoB)\

or to know that her ass be hauled to DC for testimony

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (bUjCl)

306 Can Kavanaugh sue all these bitches for defamation? Because if someone was talking this shit about my old man with absolutely no verification, they'd be hearing from my attorney (ies)

Posted by: GollyWampus at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (9rtgt)

307 She still hasn't given a single detail of the alleged rape/attempted murder.

No when or where was in her statement that I read.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (JUOKG)

Plus no mention of Kavanaugh's cannibalism and human sacrifice to Pazuzu.

Posted by: YIKES! at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (t6XCL)

308
No, but the fake news NYT ran a piece in 2012 warning of the overturning of Roe if Romney was elected because he could appoint....

Brett Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (AEzzS)

309

Front Door Whore, Yes, Vely Clean, Glory Hole Attendant...

Posted by: Korean Madam at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (Re9MM)

310 "Oh, won't you
Gimme three doors, gimme three doors, mister
Gimme three doors maybe more?
Gimme three doors, gimme three doors, mister
Or you'll never see me no more"

For, sure

Posted by: Lyzyrd Fyrdyd at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (+y/Ru)

311 New charge against Kavanaugh from 1998?

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (4e+hS)

312 She's very, very old.

This is what serial lying does to you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM

You mean if I lie I can live to be 120? Hey, have I ever told you about the time Brian Williams and I hitchhiked our way across North America, robbing banks and plying underaged strippers with alcohol?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (/+bwe)

313 I knew a rape survivor who, post rape, couldn't go to sleep unless she was wearing running shoes.

It made her feel like she could run away if something happened while she was especially vulnerable.

I suppose a real rape victim might have a hangup about only one exit to her home.

For clarity, I'm still very firmly in the "Ford is lying" camp.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (9qZ3S)

314 All of this was seared into my memory except for all the details that other people could contradict and prove I'm guilty of perjury.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (IFI8W)

315 but she said this in 2012.

does she have a crystal ball too?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (dPd5y)

316 302 I agree with all of this, but I counter: Flake. Collins. Murkowski.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at September 26, 2018 06:49 PM (xN1DB)

None of whom has said their voting no and all of whom will face blowback if they do (even Flake... he is not going to be embraced by the left anymore than McCain was while he was still alive and the man has to earn a living after this).
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 06:56 PM (imSgd)

Man's Chin could still be a possible "yes" vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)

317 No, but the fake news NYT ran a piece in 2012 warning of the overturning of Roe if Romney was elected because he could appoint....

Brett Kavanaugh.

And she wrote papers toting the benefits of the abortion pill

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (O2RFr)

318 the crazy two front door think makes her seems crazy, and crazy that only remembered in 2012 means she could be crazy enough to project Kavanaugh as the villain.

But being such a leftist activist means she had other strong motive to make Kav' "the man of her (rape) dreams". It's like Wizard of Oz, she has these characters from real life, and the dream is formed around them. Kav becomes her wicked witch ... "it all seemed so real".

Posted by: illiniwek at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (Cus5s)

319 A second front door? Because, oh yeah, now I remember that house - whose, I don't recall- was undergoing a remodel at the time.

Posted by: Spice at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (rIgDj)

320 runner, my brain is pickling I think.

overload.

erg, I hope I don't become like ford.
Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:55 PM (dPd5y)

no. you won't. you need to live in California for that to happen.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (bUjCl)

321
Quick, on what TV show did they have that half-n-half door?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (AEzzS)

322 The entire goal of the dems is to postpone the full senate vote until after the midterms. If the vote is held before then, at least three dems will have to vote yes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (DEFWw)

323 6 hours left to push Alt Q comic book series over 100k in funding. The Dude creates Bane. I must admit I'm already hooked on this story after a few panels and have donated to the cause.

http://voxday.blogspot.com/2018/09/ ahq-final-stretch.html?m=1

Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (cCrQI)

324 I don't know if how many of you have dealt with someone who is paranoid delusional, but I have professionally and it's not fun. I can't imagine living with one.

Remember, as many of us have said, myself included, lots of people go into psychology because they are really screwed up themselves and are trying to figure out what was wrong.

I believe Ford is quoted at one point as having said in her letter to Feinstein that she sought medical treatment for her anxiety over her "assault"? Yeah, that likely is anti psychotics from an actual psychiatrist or neurologist who can Rx meds.

I"m wondering if Grassley has been so lenient in letting her determine when and how she would testify because they are aware of her problems and are letting her shine the light on them herself.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (Dd6qg)

325 pookysgirl, I 'll hoist a shot of Tequila in your name, drink half and use the other half for fire starter.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (Aih7f)

326 bonhomme, some don't even undress for bed.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (dPd5y)

327 Wait, is Swetnick black? Why did he tweet a picture of a white woman?
She's Iranian.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (Evws/)

328 These women reinforce every negative stereotype that men have ever had about women.

Even the men who aren't saying it? Are thinking it.

This is one of those moments, like after the government lip service defense of a terrorist attack, when you look around and say " but where are the GOOD Muslims?"

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (CZWkx)

329 If you have two front doors, you must give out twice as much Halloween candy.

One for the Michael Meyers' and rapey boy school jocks. The other for regular trick or treaters!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (v1udk)

330 New charge against Kavanaugh from 1998?

Seriously ?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (O2RFr)

331 Maybe it was a load bearing wall, some of that shit gets complicated.

Posted by: Dude who believes all this BS at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (Wf0lW)

332 I wanted a punchline to wrap this up, but I've got nothing. This entire situation is a Mel Brooks movie, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 06:50 PM (UsCnO)

No, Mel Brooks movies are amusing...

This is just sad.

Posted by: Don Quixote, Neandrathal Drunk Internet Tough Guy!!! at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (NgKpN)

333 Quick, on what TV show did they have that half-n-half door?!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (AEzzS)

Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (QLvwG)

334

THERE ARE 3 DOORS!

Posted by: Capt. Ricky Picardo at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (Re9MM)

335 I think DOCTOR Crazy visited the Winchester house one too many times.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

336 327 Wait, is Swetnick black? Why did he tweet a picture of a white woman?
She's Iranian.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (Evws/)

Iranian. Like Dr. Zira?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (/9p9e)

337 99 bitches lined up on a wall.
I yelled "Look out bitches, I'm gonna fuck you all!"
I fucked 97 and my balls turned blue.
So I backed off, jacked off and then fucked the other two.

Posted by: Brett Bad Muthafucker Kavenaugh at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (38yt/)

338 The Senate Judiciary Committee has asked Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh about another allegation of misconduct, NBC News reported Wednesday, citing a letter obtained by the outlet as well as multiple people familiar with the confirmation process.

The allegation was made in a letter sent to Sen. Cory Gardner, R-Co. According to the unnamed author of the letter, Kavanaugh drunkenly slammed a woman against a wall outside a bar in Washington D.C. in 1998.

Kavanaugh denied the allegation during a phone call on Tuesday with staffers on the Judiciary Committee, according to NBC News.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (7CSNs)

339 Quick, on what TV show did they have that half-n-half door?!
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (AEzzS)

Mr. Ed

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (Dd6qg)

340 her handwriting is weird also.

maybe she was assaulted as a kid?

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (dPd5y)

341 That crazy chick stalked me for years. Always on about "Door Number 2, Door Number 2".

Posted by: Monty Hall at September 26, 2018 06:59 PM (zCyNd)

342 Soothsayer, Mr Ed

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2018 06:59 PM (Aih7f)

343 And the second door must be invisible to everyone but her.
She needs an escape route when Hubby Manbun wants Birthday sex.

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2018 06:59 PM (HgMAr)

344 Gorsuch is the youngest member of SCOTUS by far, and is most likely going to outlive everyone else. So we let nature take its course. Everyone on SCOTUS dies off until Gorsuch is the only member.

Then, given the power the left has bestowed on SCOTUS, he can single-handedly cut back the Federal Government to its enumerated powers, eliminate Obamacare, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme

Um, there will be another Dem administration if not in 4 years, then in 8. The GOPe can't do anything but turn things over eventually. The next Dem administration will just ram through the nominations to replace them, and there's a good chance they'd nomination a 12 more for shits and giggles.

There's no cute and easy fix for this cold civil war and there won't be until the GOPe finds some balls and devolves 75% of the Federal government's power to the states.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 26, 2018 06:59 PM (c07y/)

345 So...

- Ford triggered when Husband won't install new Door and suddenly remembers 36-yr old non-rape by Kavanaugh

- Won't fly in airplanes

- can't remember when, where or who was present, but damn sure the Conservative Supreme Court nominee of Trump didn't rape her

- All named witnesses deny knowing anything about this

- Thinks she is in control of the Senate Judicial confirmation hearing

- Rabid leftist activist, hires lawyer associated with By Any Means Necessary, a militant left-wing activist organization dedicated to abortion rights and using illegal tactics to achieve its aims. Wipes all social media fingerprints before going public.

Well, that's good enough for me! Blasey-Ford for President 2020!

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 26, 2018 06:59 PM (db5dt)

346
Mr. Ed.

Posted by: Count de Monet

Of course.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 06:59 PM (AEzzS)

347 'So does anyone find it strange ANYONE would find a woman credible who admits she repeatedly went to rape parties?'

I wouldn't find it strange if the left said Kav had sex with the neighbor's dog. They will say anything. They would tar and feather and drag him thru the street and hang him if they thought they could get away with it.

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)

348 there is another swednick, not related

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (dPd5y)

349 In fairness, I like having multiple exits, but not on the same side of the house.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

350 I"m wondering if Grassley has been so lenient in letting her determine when and how she would testify because they are aware of her problems and are letting her shine the light on them herself.

Think the lawyer will ask her if she's currently on meds?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (v1udk)

351 JEEBUS. Martha McCallum says late 1990's allegations are coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

352
Mr. Ed triggers Trigger...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (/9p9e)

353 That's why I needed a 2nd door, the bear, that damned bear.

Posted by: Leo at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (oFsfu)

354 No, I don't remember how I got home from the rapey party. But when I did, there was A HOOK
Posted by: a car named Christine at September 26, 2018 06:48 PM (zCyNd)
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That's just it. The statement she attested was true in the polygraph test, says flatly that she *walked* home.

No, "I don't know how I got home."

She walked.

If she has a solid story, she's being done a disservice by her mouthpieces, because they keep giving conflicted views.

Posted by: Axeman at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (vDqXW)

355 Victim # 4 from 1998 with witnesses... I'm out

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (O2RFr)

356 Grassely is using his Jedi mind tricks on her.

https://bit.ly/2QYTucy

Posted by: Lyzyrd Fyrdyd at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (+y/Ru)

357
I represent some percentage of Americans. I have both a son and a daughter. There's nothing about Ford's story that makes me worry about my daughter... only my son.

The left went over the cliff with this woman and they're like the coyote with the Acme rocket backpack. Gravity is a bitch and is going to win.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (URwyc)

358 Poor, poor man.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (AllCR)

359
I wonder if they had that style door to keep the horse from coming inside the set?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (AEzzS)

360 Late to lurk this thread, because Trump KILLED IT in Press Conference

Missed the previous thread totally for same reason.

That was some fascinating stuff.

Posted by: jwb7605 at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (uU9ws)

361 Know what else triggers middle-aged women?

Hot flashes.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (CZWkx)

362 I knew a rape survivor who, post rape, couldn't go to sleep unless she was wearing running shoes.

It made her feel like she could run away if something happened while she was especially vulnerable.

I suppose a real rape victim might have a hangup about only one exit to her home.

For clarity, I'm still very firmly in the "Ford is lying" camp.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (9qZ3S)

Yes. People who were traumatized have phobias. Some VN vets always wear flame proof stuff when they fly..but read her testimony. she cited Kavanaugh because she knew, in 2012, he would be on the Supreme Court and come after her !!

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (bUjCl)

363 Man's Chin could still be a possible "yes" vote.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM (/9p9e)
***************
I called his office today.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (hECVl)

364 What do we do when the last one kicks?
Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 06:52 PM (UdKB7)

Gorsuch can work with Congress to make legal standards of proof the minimum requirement to disqualify all future SCOTUS nominees.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (9qZ3S)

365
What am I saying. Of course that was the reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (AEzzS)

366 351 JEEBUS. Martha McCallum says late 1990's allegations are coming up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:00

Yes what I posted above and the I see the voice of doom is back.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (7CSNs)

367 351 JEEBUS. Martha McCallum says late 1990's allegations are coming up.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

Either this is now an insultingly sick joke or Brett Kavanaugh is the evil twin of John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)

368 Poor, poor man.

Prayers for his Family

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (O2RFr)

369 Feinstein looks like she is under a lot of pressure.

China wants their money back.

I spy you long time!

Posted by: Professor Doctor Lawyer Christine '58 Plymouth-Ford at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (Ndje9)

370 Can we please ban Skunkles? Please?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (AllCR)

371 whew, fk slams door.

Posted by: willow at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (dPd5y)

372 Joyce Carol Oates seems nice.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (N1ZXu)

373 371 Can we please ban Skunkles? Please?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (AllCR)

It's a work in progress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (/9p9e)

374 335 I think DOCTOR Crazy visited the Winchester house one too many times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (ptqGC)

We've never seen this crazy bitch before in our lives!

Posted by: Sam and Dean at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (NWiLs)

375 Okay...wait. Why not a second back door too? There are too many things here that don't add up.

Her husband wanted the backdoor; she refused to give it up.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (naEeR)

376 What's the play tomorrow in congress?

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (q177U)

377 The allegation was made in a letter sent to Sen. Cory Gardner, R-Co. According to the unnamed author of the letter, Kavanaugh drunkenly slammed a woman against a wall outside a bar in Washington D.C. in 1998.

Kavanaugh denied the allegation during a phone call on Tuesday with staffers on the Judiciary Committee, according to NBC News.

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (7CSNs)

Ah, I see that since Brett the Virgin is getting more difficult to portray as a raving rapist, now he's a whisky swigging drunkard who barely made it through law school.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (Dd6qg)

378 I know you're a troll dick, runner, so I shouldn't bother replying but for non-nuts reading the comments here in 2012 Romney had Kavanaugh on his short list for SC nominations. That's what the "2012" is about, loser. Link in my sock expounding the theory.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (Evws/)

379 This woman is nuttier than 20 percent of Congress.

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (r9UYA)

380 So does anyone find it strange ANYONE would find a woman credible who admits she repeatedly went to rape parties?

Didn't actress' continue to go back to Weinstein? And they certainly went back to Charlie Rose and Matt Lauer!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (v1udk)

381 Quick, on what TV show did they have that half-n-half door?!
Posted by: Soothsayer

A dutch door?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (YxTUV)

382 Who is the dumbass who asked if the President would take a question from a woman and then refused to give the mic to a woman?

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Any guesses?

Posted by: Lyzyrd Fyrdyd at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru)

383 So, how many insane, true believers are they going to dredge up?

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (oFsfu)

384 Either this is now an insultingly sick joke or Brett Kavanaugh is the evil twin of John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (/9p9e)

The Rape of Nanking has nothing on Kav, according to these wymyn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

385 Flake says he received a death threat. I think the bitchy little girl is lying. Fucking drama queen.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (Et2h7)

386 The dems are evil sick twisted fucks.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (QLvwG)

387 The Senate Judiciary Committee has asked Supreme
Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh about another allegation of misconduct,
NBC News reported Wednesday, citing a letter obtained by the outlet as
well as multiple people familiar with the confirmation process.

The allegation was made in a letter sent to Sen. Cory Gardner, R-Co.
According to the unnamed author of the letter, Kavanaugh drunkenly
slammed a woman against a wall outside a bar in Washington D.C. in 1998.

Kavanaugh denied the allegation during a phone call on Tuesday with staffers on the Judiciary Committee, according to NBC News.

Sigh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (7CSNs)

Police report or it didn't happen.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (imSgd)

388 Lets only ban skankles if Brett Kavanaugh gets confirmed. Otherwise he kinda proves he was right all along.

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (q177U)

389 Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ol/ZJ)

how badly do you want to be banned ?

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (bUjCl)

390 Geeze, even *I'm* not as much a pain in the ass as this #skunkles troll.

Posted by: boulder terlit hobo's malfunctioning digestive system at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (N1ZXu)

391 338 Nevergiveup

It's an ANONYMOUS letter.

I hate to be ...something...here, but I don't get the impression Kavanaugh is physically capable of manhandling anybody.

Posted by: strawdog at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (Cssks)

392 Ah, I see that since Brett the Virgin is getting more difficult to portray as a raving rapist, now he's a whisky swigging drunkard who barely made it through law school.
Posted by: Jen the original

Well, that's what SHE said!

Posted by: Michael Scott! at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (S6Pax)

393 Police report or it didn't happen.

4 witnesses... will they testify under oath?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (O2RFr)

394 The entire goal of the dems is to postpone the full
senate vote until after the midterms. If the vote is held before then,
at least three dems will have to vote yes.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2018 06:57 PM

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Yep. And we have not seen true crazy yet. Wait until tomorrow.

Too bad I am going to miss most of it the wife has a colonoscopy scheduled for tomorrow morning in Dallas.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (JUOKG)

395 I find it odd that she made the statement in 2012 that BK might one day be on the SC. Especially given the fact that NO ONE was thinking out loud publicly that BK could be on the SC back then. Even if his name was bubling up somewhere then, I find it hard to believe his name surfaced in her political/social circles.

Posted by: Poundme2 at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (CXUGD)

396 Flake says he received a death threat. I think the bitchy little girl is lying. Fucking drama queen.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (Et2h7)

He actually probably isn't lying if he says the left is threatening him. Did you see the message that Antifa sent to Cruz?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (imSgd)

397 How many warning does it take ?

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (bUjCl)

398 380 I'd say 30% but why quibble?

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (T4oHT)

399 Oh great, now Cory Gardner sent an anonymous allegation to the Senate Judiciary Committee that Kavanaugh physically assaulted some woman at party when he was drunk back in 1989.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (ye3s4)

400
Our neighbor's house has two front doors. For real.

It was that way when they bought it. It was there from the get-go, because the previous owners (who we also had met when first we moved here) were, I think, its builders.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (pNxlR)

401 Lying bitch. Ought to be flogged.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (ujg0T)

402 THERE ARE 3 DOORS!
Posted by: Capt. Ricky Picardo at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (Re9MM)
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But only one to the wardroom icebox--and somebody MADE ANOTHER KEY!

Posted by: Christine Blazing-Ford at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (vDqXW)

403 Why just two doors? Go extra safe - get three.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (vnpiz)

404 So from 1982 - 2012 she was OK without an escape hatch added to her house?

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (kD8Fh)

405 393 338 Nevergiveup

It's an ANONYMOUS letter.

I hate to be ...something...here, but I don't get the impression Kavanaugh is physically capable of manhandling anybody.
Posted by: strawdog at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (Cssks)

It was all that pent-up virgin need rage.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

406 JEEBUS. Martha McCallum says late 1990's allegations are coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)
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WTF? What did she say?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (hECVl)

407 401 Oh great, now Cory Gardner sent an anonymous allegation to the Senate Judiciary Committee that Kavanaugh physically assaulted some woman at party when he was drunk back in 1989.
Posted by: lowandslow at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (ye3s4)

Hello? Jared Polis?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (/9p9e)

408 378 The allegation was made in a letter sent to Sen. Cory Gardner, R-Co. According to the unnamed author of the letter, Kavanaugh drunkenly slammed a woman against a wall outside a bar in Washington D.C. in 1998.

Kavanaugh denied the allegation during a phone call on Tuesday with staffers on the Judiciary Committee, according to NBC News.

Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 06:58 PM (7CSNs)

Kavanaugh was a lawyer in BJ's impeachment trial in 1998, why didn't this allegation come out then?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (Ldr3U)

409 I still want to know the story of how Martha McCallum came to lose her virginity in HS. Frankly, it's arousing.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

410 Police report or it didn't happen.

4 witnesses... will they testify under oath?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (O2RFr)

Its an anonymous letter... I doubt it named witnesses.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (imSgd)

411 So apparently one can offer several people money to make a baseless accusations and they become true? I am not only furious at the satanic democrats and their acolytes in the press, but ashamed of some of you here.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (DEFWw)

412 Damn, this playbook is almost identical to the hat they did to Roy Moore.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (/8RAd)

413 *nerd

Goddamn you autocucumber!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (NWiLs)

414 Proof she's nuts.

Still no corroboration.

But then, she knows that.

Accusations do not equal guilt in America. Venezuela maybe. Not America

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (WYtxl)

415 Mr. Ed triggers Trigger...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Wilbur!

Posted by: Mr. Ed at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (S6Pax)

416
Ford triggered when Husband won't install new Door and suddenly remembers 36-yr old non-rape by Kavanaugh

How do we know she wasn't talking about Merrick Garland?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (TAmPV)

417 So 4 different people say Kavanaugh was a drunken perv... But not until after the hearings ? Yeah real believable

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (O2RFr)

418 Can we please ban Skunkles? Please?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:01 PM (AllCR)

It's a work in progress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM

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Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

419 A: Mr. Ed

Posted by: Professor Doctor Lawyer Christine '58 Plymouth-Ford at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (Ndje9)

420 JEEBUS. Martha McCallum says late 1990's allegations are coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ptqGC)

***********************

WTF? What did she say?

Posted by: redridinghood at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (hECVl)

Coming up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (ptqGC)

421 This whole business of guilty until proven innocent should scare the crap out of everyone. College athletes, and now front and center - Supreme COurt.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (bUjCl)

422 So, did she get that 2nd front door? Did her husband say okay? I'm curious.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (dH5fg)

423 I hate to be ...something...here, but I don't get the impression Kavanaugh is physically capable of manhandling anybody.
Posted by: strawdog at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (Cssks)

he does not seem the type to me either and they way they are making him out, I find it hard to believe he could have hid it all these years.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (7CSNs)

424 The front door isn't a euphemism for the front hole, is it?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (2sCft)

425 Do all of the secure locations she's been forced to run to have two front doors? If not, how the hell has she felt safe in those locations?

Does she only stay in hotels that have two doors on the bathrooms? If not, why not?

Nuts, nuts, nuts.

Posted by: Gref at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (AMIL/)

426 Place your effigy orders now. The burn ban has been lifted so we can have one hell of a bonfire.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (Aih7f)

427 A: My Favorite Professor

Posted by: Professor Doctor Lawyer Christine '58 Plymouth-Ford at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (Ndje9)

428 421
Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

Yeah, there's more to it than that.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (/9p9e)

429 4th accuser from 1998.

Stick a fork in the nomination.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ol/ZJ)

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Nope, #neverright. Their cray cray makes it easier to nominate him the more of it they heap on.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (I16G8)

430 THERE ARE 3 DOORS!

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I'll take what's behind door #1, Monty!

Posted by: Lyzyrd Fyrdyd at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (+y/Ru)

431 Accusations do not equal guilt in America. Venezuela maybe. Not America

Posted by: Marcus T at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (WYtxl)

She identifies as raped and nearly murdered by Kavanaugh. We cannot question her rape and murder preferences.

Posted by: flounderbot*, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (5jVnA)

432 Wait, why would she mention IN 2012 WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT that he (Kavanaugh) might someday "be a supreme court judge." He wasn't named as a possible pick at that point. That's an obvious fucking lie, right? I mean isn't that an obvious tell? A backward sort of reasoning that shows her trying to explain a narrative after it's outcome is decided.

Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (q177U)

433 Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

Scallops was warned to stop trolling.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (bUjCl)

434 Either this is now an insultingly sick joke or Brett Kavanaugh is the evil twin of John Wayne Gacy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

They are lining up like they did with the wack job chick on Airplane to take their shots.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (YxTUV)

435
As long as Chump Grassley and the Cucks continue to entertain the false accusers, the Left will continue to produce false accusers.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:06 PM (AEzzS)

436 Wait, the 4th is an anonymous letter? Do they say they will testify or identify themselves?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (O2RFr)

437 all this because her husband wouldn't bang her...I mean install another front door.

Posted by: x at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (nFwvY)

438 'but ashamed of some of you here.'

Hey nobody's perfect.

Posted by: freaked at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (UdKB7)

439 A: My Mother the Carpenter Who Installed the Second Door

Posted by: Professor Doctor Lawyer Christine '58 Plymouth-Ford at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (Ndje9)

440
So this is what it must've been like in August of 1918...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (/9p9e)

441 282 So does anyone find it strange ANYONE would find a woman credible who admits she repeatedly went to rape parties?
Posted by: Plp at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM (zgX3V)

"You're not here for the punch, are you?"

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (sdi6R)

442 My bet is that the house the alleged virtual rape and murdered happened in was her own.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (1g7ch)

443 442 A: My Mother the Carpenter Who Installed the Second Door
Posted by: Professor Doctor Lawyer Christine '58 Plymouth-Ford at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (Ndje9)

Starring Jerry Van Dyke?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (/9p9e)

444 A 4th woman has now come forward
This is just like Cosby !
Multiple witnesses to this assault in 1998!!

Posted by: Comrade at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (cl43u)

445 Why should the Left stop producing false accusers?

Why should they? They won't pay any price for this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:07 PM (AEzzS)

446 They finally managed to get two liars together to make up a story?
Because every accuser has exactly zero witnesses.
They are throwing shit at the wall now, at 11:59pm.

Too fucking late, assholes.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (8iiMU)

447 DONE.
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM

Just like the NRA?

Posted by: Hands at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (786Ro)

448 Oh I get hysterical hysteria
Oh can you feel it do you believe it
It's such a magical mysteria
When you get a feelin' better start believin'
Cause it's a miracle oh say you will ooh babe
Hysteria when you're near

Posted by: Def Leppard at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (CZWkx)

449 I don't think much of people who submit anonymous letters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (AllCR)

450 Risk re-election? He's not even up until 2020 you mongoloid.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (IFI8W)

451 Multiple witnesses to this assault in 1998!!

Will they come forward? Supposedly it was an anonymous letter? More info on this one

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (O2RFr)

452 Under oath with jail time or this crap isn't given two hoots. Damn them.

Posted by: Auscolpyr at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (oFsfu)

453 Um, there will be another Dem administration if not in 4 years, then in 8. The GOPe can't do anything but turn things over eventually. The next Dem administration will just ram through the nominations to replace them, and there's a good chance they'd nomination a 12 more for shits and giggles.

I appreciate the reality check, but I really wasn't serious. I'm just making fun of the talking point that's all over Twitter right now whenever anyone says, "There's zero proof. Innocent until proven guilty." Some leftist idiot replies, "This isn't court, it's a job interview!"

Posted by: bonhomme at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (9qZ3S)

454
You Must Believe Her.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (AEzzS)

455
I will not be ignored, Brett!

-- Ms. Ballsy Ford, Bunny Boiler

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (pNxlR)

456 Cory Gardiner is A No after this. He cant possibly risk his re election now.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (+iSnV)

Gardener is safe until 2020.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (Ldr3U)

457 379 I know you're a troll dick, runner, so I shouldn't bother replying but for non-nuts reading the comments here in 2012 Romney had Kavanaugh on his short list for SC nominations. That's what the "2012" is about, loser. Link in my sock expounding the theory.
Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (Evws/)

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Did Romney have a list? I don't recall that. Trump is about the first candidate I know who made a list and published it.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (/8RAd)

458 Herman Cain

Posted by: .... at September 26, 2018 07:08 PM (uEbPt)

459 I may just have a recovered memory but I would swear that skankie has been banned before.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

460 I think you meant 1914 JJ

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (DEFWw)

461 421
Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

He's been getting increasingly annoying, much like BSG did.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

462 Kavanaugh was a lawyer in BJ's impeachment trial in 1998, why didn't this allegation come out then?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (Ldr3U)

How many of the six FBI background checks has Kavanaugh been through since 1998, and none of this was reported or found?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (Dd6qg)

463 Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

Yea, I'm with you. There are offensive things that get said here that are allowed/tolerated. Debbie Downer is someone we should be able to handle. Groupthink is not a great look. Also, she has been correct thus far...has she not?

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (dH5fg)

464 4th accuser from 1998.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 26, 2018 07:00 PM (ol/ZJ)
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NOW...BATTING...CLEANUP...

Posted by: Stadium PA at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (vDqXW)

465 1. She's afraid someone might force his way in from the front door.

2. Her solution is to install another front door.

3. Profit!

Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

466 This is Sarah Palin all over again. They really want to derail this.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (bUjCl)

467 466 Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

Plus it's fun to have a punching bag

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (O2RFr)

468 390 Lets only ban skankles if Brett Kavanaugh gets confirmed. Otherwise he kinda proves he was right all along.
Posted by: Max Power at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (q177U)

He's an annoying chickenlittle shit who's been declaring that "Trump has sold us out!" all fucking year long. This is just the latest stupidity from the troll.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (zRwJ/)

469 Wait, is Swetnik black? Why did he tweet a picture of a white woman?
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM

Snochia Swetnick would be an awesome name.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (2NqXo)

470
- Ford triggered when Husband won't install new Door and suddenly remembers 36-yr old non-rape by Kavanaugh

- Won't fly in airplanes

She'll fly if the plane has two front doors.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (IqV8l)

471 And all through tonight and into tomorrow morning, more and more anonymous "victims" will come forward with unsubstantiated claims.

It's all crap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (QLvwG)

472 So Literally Hitler nominated Hitler to the Supreme Court?

Have I summarized today's news accurately?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (TN1P5)

473 Just a quick reminder that these people are walking, talking turds.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (4ErVI)

474 This is what you get when you delay Chairman 2nd Trombone.

You fucking schmuck.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (kT3/m)

475 Also, she has been correct thus far...has she not?

When?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

476 My Whole World Lies, Waiting Behind Door Number 2

Posted by: Monty Hall Monitor at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (Ndje9)

477 He's been getting increasingly annoying, much like BSG did.
Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

But didn't BSG become mean and personally attack people? I thought it was that.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (dH5fg)

478 Well if Corey Gardner says it's true--game over, man!

Posted by: newcarbuncles at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (HiLJ1)

479 Kavanaugh was a lawyer in BJ's impeachment trial in 1998, why didn't this allegation come out then?

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 07:04 PM (Ldr3U)

Very good point. Rich Zeoli of WPHT-1210 AM said that Carville and Blumenthal were doing oppo research on Ken Starr's team, of which Kav was one. Larry Flynt offered a million dollars to a nyone who had info on Starr and his prosecutors, no body came up with anything.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (kD8Fh)

480 All this time and FBI background checks and none of this surfaced?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (O2RFr)

481 Too bad I am going to miss most of it the wife has a colonoscopy scheduled for tomorrow morning in Dallas.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:03 PM (JUOKG)

I don't mean this to make light of your wife's procedure, but it appears hers won't be the only colonoscopy tomorrow.

Posted by: Emmie at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (4HMW8)

482 Another 11th hour allegation to try to stall again. They want to keep this up until midterms. Cocaine Mitch is gonna ram it through and take what's his even if they say no.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (IFI8W)

483 So far, every allegation turned out to be BS.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl)

484 Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at September 26, 2018 06:54 PM

Doesn't look black in the picture posted at LI.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (AllCR)

485
I guess we'll have to wait until 2pm tomorrow to get Ace's take on this.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (AEzzS)

486 But, it delayed confirmation.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (bUjCl)

487 "we were young, we were fun , we had our moment in the sun" The hang Kavanugh quartet.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (Aih7f)

488 468 1. She's afraid someone might force his way in from the front door.

2. Her solution is to install another front door.

3. Profit!
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

No one had the heart to tell her that burglars and rapists are more likely to enter through the back door, which can't be seen from the street.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (vnpiz)

489 Remember yesterday when I was a NeverTrump troll for pointing out the obvious that Flake was a no? Good times.

Who is next? I say Murkie by 4pm est today.

And I stand by my prediction that Kav withdraws by tomorrow EOB.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 01:58 PM (iD4Ml)

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

490
A dutch door?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM

Yeah, I think that's the 'official' term for it. I call it a 'dog door'. You open the door, let the dog out, then open the top part, close the bottom, then yell at the dog to step it up.

Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (URwyc)

491 Also, she has been correct thus far...has she not?

Shithead said Kavanaugh dropped out a week ago.

It's pulling lines out its ass.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (naEeR)

492 474 And all through tonight and into tomorrow morning, more and more anonymous "victims" will come forward with unsubstantiated claims.

It's all crap.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (QLvwG)

Like I said earlier, I wouldn't believe this crap if it was a Dem up for the court. The nebulous, evidence free claims and the timing are absolute garbage.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (4ErVI)

493 He's an annoying chickenlittle shit who's been
declaring that "Trump has sold us out!" all fucking year long. This is
just the latest stupidity from the troll.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM

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Your dead you are not entitled to an opinion.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (JUOKG)

494 Book of Liberty 1, Verse 1; All Free Born Americans will soon ask, "Secretary Mattis... Are we still weapons tight? When do we get the order for weapons free???" 2. And there will be a great cleansing of bad Americans...

Posted by: dc at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (u0crE)

495 Was the second door painted green?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

496 Agh...at a work meeting and missed the Trump presser! What's the latest? We have skank #4? Grassley should just hold the vote..it is all background noise now and it is hard for anyone to believe none of these came up during the FBI background checks Kav already went through.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (a0IVu)

497 But, it delayed confirmation.

You think?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (O2RFr)

498 This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: Adm. Painter at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (SN4NF)

499 Sweet Swetnik's Baadasssss Song

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (IqV8l)

500 Damn, this playbook is almost identical to the hat they did to Roy Moore.
Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (/8RAd)
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Bingo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (vDqXW)

501 475 So Literally Hitler nominated Hitler to the Supreme Court?

Have I summarized today's news accurately?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (TN1P5)

Jawohl. Das stimmt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (vnpiz)

502 A fourth comes forward,maybe a fifth or sixth before morning.They could have the whole pussy hat brigade storm the senate tomorrow...I don't give a fiddlers fuck confirm the man and stick a fork in their collective asses.

Posted by: YTown Guy at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (b0UWr)

503 She's just upset that Kavanaugh didn't bang her like a screen door in a hurricane.

Posted by: pookysgirl at September 26, 2018 06:53 PM (XKZwp)

Winner, winner, chicken dinner! She had a crush on Kav, knew he was destined for greater things, and he would have nothing to do with her. Just nothing but the fury of a woman scorned (and scorned for good reason, it seems, too).

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (iwUO9)

504 All these decades Kavanugh evidently led a secret life

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (O2RFr)

505 503
Damn, this playbook is almost identical to the hat they did to Roy Moore.

Posted by: MAGA at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (/8RAd)

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Bingo.

Posted by: Axeman at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (vDqXW)
Yup

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (a0IVu)

506 466 Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

So would we put up with skankles trolling , three or four word of doom posts if it had just walked in in the last few days? I agree, I thought the C word was a bannable offense, and I've read that word more times than I care to remember right now in the past few weeks.
Skankles isn't trying to add anything to the conversation , it's just doing it for attention and to get direct responses. Definition of a troll.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (Dd6qg)

507 Wait, why would she mention IN 2012 WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT that he
(Kavanaugh) might someday "be a supreme court judge." He wasn't named as
a possible pick at that point.

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This is actually a very good point. And the entire Left Hive Mind thought they'd be in power for 40 years, with Cankles taking the reigns of error after the JEF.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

508 I am looking at the written testimony Ford has submitted, and comparing it to Ford's earlier writings.

Her Team wrote the testimony.

Posted by: Miklos, foremsic reader at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (zCyNd)

509 If this Ford woman is a good actor, i.e., comes off as merely credible and emotionally convincing, it will be very hard for Kavanaugh. His own performance would have to be so strong as to change the political calculation for the "swing" senators, make it impossible for them to deny him. Having seen what I have of him, I don't see that happening. As Trump has said, the poor guy is out of his element. This is nothing he could have possibly prepared himself for. Facts and truth don't matter anymore; this is the Left's brave new world.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (H8QX8)

510 482 Kavanaugh was a lawyer in BJ's impeachment trial in 1998, why didn't this allegation come out then?

The democrats, Incipient Commies in the late 1990s, only released the oppo information they could dig up.

Fast forward to today: now they just make shit up, no matter how outlandish. Because they have total confidence in their FNM bosses and the squishy GOPes.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (kD8Fh)

511 Everyone knows there's no substitute to lots of front doors in terms of safety. Ideally your home should look like the set of Let's Make a Deal where would be rapists and other potential supreme court nominees are forced to choose what's behind doors number 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7.......you get the picture.

Posted by: Smitty27 at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (A803X)

512
This business will get out of control. It will get out of control and we'll be lucky to live through it.
Posted by: Adm. Painter

It's a dumpster farrrrr

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (IqV8l)

513 Also, she has been correct thus far...has she not?

When?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (yQpMk)

Okay, I skip him more than not...I think it is a guy. But he was predicting delays regarding Kav vote, when no one else was. I skip him once he becomes repetitive. He's definitely irritating, but that seems the extent of it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (dH5fg)

514 468 1. She's afraid someone might force his way in from the front door.

2. Her solution is to install another front door.

3. Profit!
Posted by: josephistan at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (Izzlo)

From reading the post, it sounds like she's afraid of Brett Kavanaugh himself forcing his way in through the front door.

Posted by: rickl at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

515 Everyone is joking, but I have had more than my share of experience with hysterical women, and let me tell you what I think happened.

They were renovating, and she wanted something that was costly and the husband did not want. His logic was based on cost, value, etc. She just felt she wanted it, and this led to a fight.

It did not have to be a door. It could have been anything, but it had to be big or hubby would have backed down. So the door is a red herring - the argument was about her wanting her way without providing a logical reason.

So she went to her therapist, and that woman (we all know her therapist is a woman) decided to look into past trauma to explain her irrational desire for a costly second front door.

Doing what most therapists do best, she found exactly what she was looking for -- a reason for her to switch to twice weekly sessions to help her overcome the horrible trauma she had endured 30 years ago.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (LWu6U)

516 History of Swetnick continues to come out including owing a carpload in unpaid taxes; and a man who sued her for defamation and domestic assault...

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/
1045051982988398592

Main story linked in my sock.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (Evws/)

517 This professional psychologist believed that the teen boy who groped her, while severely intoxicated, at a high school party nearly 40 years ago would still be obsessed with her and planning to finish the job of raping her, even though he's now a married-with-kids judge and she's now a 50-something, middle-aged hag?

That alone shows that her thinking is disordered.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (fqUgw)

518
Looks like Kavanaugh will need to go on Martha McCallum again. Hopefully this time he won't keep winking at her and trying to feel her leg.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (AEzzS)

519 496 He's an annoying chickenlittle shit who's been
declaring that "Trump has sold us out!" all fucking year long. This is
just the latest stupidity from the troll.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM

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Your dead you are not entitled to an opinion.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (JUOKG)

No, see I'm since I'm dead I have nothing left to lose. So my opinion matters more!

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (zRwJ/)

520 Two front doors. The lady or the tiger?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (IqV8l)

521 Was the second door painted green?

Posted by: wth at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (HgMAr)

*wink and a nod*

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (QLvwG)

522 So if you know any Democrats you know who aren't members of Antifa or BLM, "This is what will happen to you (if a man), your son and your brother( if you continue to vote Democrat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (AllCR)

523

btw, you know who else had 4 accusers?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (AEzzS)

524 Your dead you are not entitled to an opinion.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM

Whoa!!! Let's not go there!

It's a very short and slippery slope from that to saying dead people can't vote.

Posted by: DNC at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (DUDCF)

525 Ford did not write that affidavit statement. I read it and there is no way the same person who wrote the letter to Feinstein wrote that.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (imSgd)

526 Her Team wrote the testimony.

Posted by: Miklos, foremsic reader at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (zCyNd)

Well then her Team won't have any problem testifying tomorrow. Can't wait for Team Ballsey's perjury.

Posted by: kallisto at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (kD8Fh)

527 Let's save some time.

Is there anyone in the country Kavanaugh didn't rape?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (vnpiz)

528 >>>Very good point. Rich Zeoli of WPHT-1210 AM said that Carville and Blumenthal were doing oppo research on Ken Starr's team, of which Kav was one. Larry Flynt offered a million dollars to a nyone who had info on Starr and his prosecutors, no body came up with anything.

"President Clinton is being accused of cheating on his wife by lawyers who beat up women!" It would've been front and center on every news outlet in the country.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (nu45M)

529
The Rape of Nanking has nothing on Kav, according to these wymyn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 26, 2018 07:02 PM (ptqGC)

When BK threw up those Chinese babies torn from their mothers arms, and landing on the bayonet rifle, it was really a dis-qualifier.

But the real question is why did the FBI miss this in their SIX (6) background checks?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (UsCnO)

530 So far, every one of these lovely women turned out either a psycho or a liar.

Posted by: runner at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)

531 Nood

Posted by: JAS at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (3HNOQ)

532 No one had the heart to tell her that burglars and
rapists are more likely to enter through the back door, which can't be
seen from the street.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity,
just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 26, 2018 07:11 PM (vnpiz)

Who? Turd Burglars?

Surprise anal?

Posted by: flounderbot*, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (5jVnA)

533 On this anonymous letter that NBC is reporting... how is this any different from the 4chan rumor yesterday?

Posted by: Doc at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (Vgl4t)

534 So Literally Hitler nominated Hitler to the Supreme Court?

Have I summarized today's news accurately?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (TN1P5)
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The title "Hitler" will no longer belong to the former Chancellor of Germany. He will now be called "pre-Hitler" because he's not as bad as the real Hitler that the Republicans tried to confirm to the supreme court.

Posted by: And Evocation of Poe's Law at September 26, 2018 07:16 PM (vDqXW)

535 Won't release the therapist's notes? Only the "polygraph" she bought?

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 26, 2018 07:16 PM (Ndje9)

536
Wait, why would she mention IN 2012 WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT that he
(Kavanaugh) might someday "be a supreme court judge." He wasn't named as a possible pick at that point.

That's why I stated above that it was probably Merrick Garland that raped her

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (TAmPV)

537 new one

Posted by: m at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (MIg60)

538 537 On this anonymous letter that NBC is reporting... how is this any different from the 4chan rumor yesterday?
Posted by: Doc at September 26, 2018 07:15 PM (Vgl4t)

NBC wants to believe it is true is the difference.

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (zRwJ/)

539 Oh yippy, another T-storm coming.

Posted by: Skip at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (T4oHT)

540 Is THE hearing tomorrow or Fri? Is the lying bitch going first like usual when Dr Slut is the accuser?

Posted by: Dinbat at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (x8d+2)

541 "420
So 4 different people say Kavanaugh was a drunken perv... But not until after the hearings ? Yeah real believable "

5 by my count - late 80's and late 90's, unless we're talking about a typo.
I think these were supposed to be a follow up to the second, and CPL's antics jumped in the middle of the line.
Nobody outside their base is taking this seriously, and the more they pile on the worse it looks.

Posted by: lurker at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (eAshZ)

542 511 I am looking at the written testimony Ford has submitted, and comparing it to Ford's earlier writings.

Her Team wrote the testimony.
Posted by: Miklos, foremsic reader at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (zCyNd)

Of course.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (vnpiz)

543 Your dead you are not entitled to an opinion.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (JUOKG)

No, see I'm since I'm dead I have nothing left to lose. So my opinion matters more!

Posted by: buzzion at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM

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Are you pulling the "grumbles from the grave" card on us?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (JUOKG)

544 6 Personally I don't think that's a good idea. Just my opinion but, it doesn't warrant a banning for just being a negative debbie downer 24/7. Unless I missed something at the banana splits guy level.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 26, 2018 07:05 PM (JUOKG)

So would we put up with skankles trolling , three or four word of doom posts if it had just walked in in the last few days? I agree, I thought the C word was a bannable offense, and I've read that word more times than I care to remember right now in the past few weeks.
Skankles isn't trying to add anything to the conversation , it's just doing it for attention and to get direct responses. Definition of a troll.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (Dd6qg)

Exactly Jen. Read the C word today too.

Also, skankles was on here over a year ago when we were discussing the NFL kneeling.

I think people have called Skankles more offensive names than I've seen him call anyone. But, I do skip him once he becomes repetitive, so maybe I missed stuff.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:17 PM (dH5fg)

545 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:09 PM (dH5fg)

I hate groupthink too, plat, but you will regret going to bat for this one.

Xhe will not appreciate the kindness, and will end up making you regret it.

Posted by: ... at September 26, 2018 07:18 PM (uEbPt)

546 don't ban him. it's fun to shit on him.

Posted by: x at September 26, 2018 07:18 PM (nFwvY)

547 This professional psychologist believed that the teen boy who groped her, while severely intoxicated, at a high school party nearly 40 years ago would still be obsessed with her and planning to finish the job of raping her, even though he's now a married-with-kids judge and she's now a 50-something, middle-aged hag?

That alone shows that her thinking is disordered.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 26, 2018 07:14 PM (fqUgw)

And don't they live on opposite coasts?

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 07:18 PM (Dd6qg)

548 Balzie Ford was taken on the spaceship and probed repeatedly by aliens, but can she identify any of them in a line up?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 26, 2018 07:18 PM (UsCnO)

549 So Literally Hitler nominated Hitler to the Supreme Court?

Have I summarized today's news accurately?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 07:10 PM (TN1P5)

No, Kavanaugh=Hitler does not fit the Left's narrative because Hitler died a Virgin whereas the Left is claiming that Kavanaugh lost his Virginity in his teens.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 26, 2018 07:19 PM (Ldr3U)

550 Has 2nd trombone twattered today?

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at September 26, 2018 07:19 PM (r9UYA)

551 Dutch door > Dutch oven

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 26, 2018 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)

552 507 All these decades Kavanugh evidently led a secret life

Posted by: It's me donna at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (O2RFr)

He was going to pilot a fifth airliner for me on 9/11, but got stuck in traffic and his fellow Islamic warriors decided to not board without him (Boy, did we have fun punishing them when they got back to Tora Bora!).

Posted by: Khalid Sheikh Muhammad at September 26, 2018 07:20 PM (AMIL/)

553 So a guy on the team prosecuting Clinton-- the people who fine-tuned the politics of personal destruction against their enemies-- gets drunk and commits assault against a woman in front of 4 witnesses at the height of the investigation and the Clinton's... covered it up?

Cause there is no damned way- if this happened- the Clinton's didn't know about this!!
Or:
The Clinton's, who had over 900 FBI files on citizens.
The guys who owned DC at the time-- they NEVER found out?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 26, 2018 07:22 PM (TN1P5)

554 540 That's why I stated above that it was probably Merrick Garland that raped her.

Seems fair game to now trash Garland, his family and unborn children and parents. It is war!

Posted by: Dinbat at September 26, 2018 07:22 PM (x8d+2)

555 >>
507 All these decades Kavanugh evidently led a secret life

Posted by: It's me donna

Someone should check the crawlspace under his house.

Posted by: Under Fire Having A Good Psychological Experience at September 26, 2018 07:22 PM (r9UYA)

556 Wait, why would she mention IN 2012 WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT that he
(Kavanaugh) might someday "be a supreme court judge." He wasn't named as
a possible pick at that point.
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Because it takes her primary motivation to lie and turns it into an asset so it can't be questioned.

Posted by: ... at September 26, 2018 07:24 PM (uEbPt)

557 Also, she has been correct thus far...has she not?

Shithead said Kavanaugh dropped out a week ago.

It's pulling lines out its ass.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 26, 2018 07:12 PM (naEeR)

Oh yea. He did say that. He has told some flat out lies. Purposely. Not cool with that part.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 26, 2018 07:24 PM (dH5fg)

558 IMHO, I think Collins, Flake, Murskrunski, and probably other RINOs are active participants in the scheming and execution of this madness.

Anything, and I mean anything to fuck over Trump.

Posted by: Soona at September 26, 2018 07:25 PM (uGLNt)

559 435 Wait, why would she mention IN 2012 WHEN OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT that he (Kavanaugh) might someday "be a supreme court judge." He wasn't named as a possible pick at that point.

AIUI, he was rumored to be among those Romney thought were interesting.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2018 07:25 PM (NmR1a)

560 I just wish one Senator would tell her "I don't believe you. You either need mental health help or are making this up to smear Kavanaugh. May God have mercy on your black soul."

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 26, 2018 07:27 PM (J70i0)

561
Damn, this playbook is almost identical to the hat they did to Roy Moore.

Naw, man.

"Bad candidate".

Sheesh. Please try to keep up.

Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 26, 2018 07:28 PM (CZWkx)

562 AIUI, he was rumored to be among those Romney thought were interesting.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 26, 2018 07:25 PM (NmR1a)

Yes, he was mentioned as one of Romney's possible picks. #MeToo has simply emboldened her to lie.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 26, 2018 07:28 PM (J70i0)

563 Skankles isn't trying to add anything to the conversation , it's just doing it for attention and to get direct responses. Definition of a troll.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 26, 2018 07:13 PM (Dd6qg)

Just give him the MUMR treatment.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 26, 2018 07:31 PM (iwUO9)

564 Wish Judge Judy could do the questioning of Dr Slut.

Posted by: Dinbat at September 26, 2018 07:35 PM (x8d+2)

565
So, this additional front door, can it be right next to the other front door, so you have a double front door; or a separated by a foot or two; maybe replace a window in the front bedroom?

Look, I offered to gave a revolving front door installed instead of a second front door. With a glassed in foyer and everything! But would she accept it? No!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 26, 2018 07:43 PM (pNxlR)

566 Nood, snowflakes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 26, 2018 07:53 PM (DUDCF)

567 You people fail to understand the second door. Its like the double slit experiment in physics; outside Kavanaugh is a rapey particle, but inside the house he becomes a harmless wavefront unable to touch anything - because like an electron he has to go through both front doors simultaneously...

Posted by: An Observation at September 26, 2018 07:57 PM (pmmBv)

568 #neverscrotum is back? What a Labrador leaving.

Posted by: I am Sock Puppet due to Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 08:01 PM (6cpKd)

569 She is the reincarnated Winchester lady. And just as crazy.

Posted by: Ever at September 26, 2018 08:01 PM (HPKy0)

570 123 She didn't need a second door till 2012? Her hubby never confronted her mental problems before that?

Well with 63 partners by the time she went to college, she maybe had TALENTS, no? But then of course, theres needing the paper bag...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 26, 2018 08:30 PM (TWJHy)

571 I'm done. Turned on South Park and poured a LARGE glass of bourbon.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at September 26, 2018 08:45 PM (PkVlr)

572 This is so Clintonesque. They are lying about lying about lying about lying. And they will largely escape without consequences. And I think they all know it.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at September 26, 2018 09:14 PM (2BPRE)

573 So the lawfirm representing Ford, represented Swentick in the past.

Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at September 26, 2018 09:19 PM (J70i0)

574 I still am predicting Dr. Pinto has a meltdown.

Posted by: I am Sock Puppet due to Smaug the Error 500 at September 26, 2018 09:47 PM (6cpKd)

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