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The Morning Rant
"I wonder what the founders of this country would have thought if they could have looked 200 plus years into the future and watch the nomination of a Supreme Court Justice descend into arguing about whether the nominee, in his youth, made a fart joke?"
The Smoking Gun! Kavanaugh Is Guilty! Must Credit AoSHQ!
Zombie Ted Kennedy: Where Can I Get Me One of These Rape Boats?
We have a new allegation 🚨🚨🚨🚨
— Elizabeth Harrington (@LizWFB) September 27, 2018
Unnamed "hippie" who says the military should take out Trump also says Kavanaugh was raping people on boats in Rhode Island. Will the media run with this next??? pic.twitter.com/oTOqH0s5Vw
DoItDoItDoItOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseDoItDoItDoItDoIt:
Lest We Forget:
Florida Man Bites Dog to 'Establish Dominance’ https://t.co/Ct55spzVU2 pic.twitter.com/iK063KLuzG
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) May 11, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2018 11:00 AM (/0IRq)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:00 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at September 28, 2018 11:00 AM (/0IRq)
Maximum trolling
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (Ldr3U)
Posted by: Coree Booker at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (SkuXa)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (6wPxB)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: HA at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (MAstk)
classic!
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (dMvl+)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)
It's worth two AARP recommendations?
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (KyODi)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (9Om/r)
truth.
Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (t2AQi)
https://youtu.be/FfkFNDMzzOM
Posted by: josephistan at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (7HtZB)
And that poor dog.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (bcbK8)
I wonder something. Since McCain's passing, it seems the GOP, particularly Graham, have developed some backbone. Was he, perhaps, making sure they towed the Dem line, and now they are free to actually be conservative?
Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (tve+u)
Maximum trolling
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:01 AM (KUaJL)
Saw one on Twitter yesterday, but can't find it now.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (WVZ82)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (OiC69)
Real question is why the change? He is acting different. It aint principles. He is a pol after all.
Posted by: nip at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (DfGpI)
Posted by: Barky O'bama at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (786Ro)
I remember some picture of his TK's ass giving it to some intern on a boat way out in the ocean.
Someone captioned it with, "Will this change his position on offshore drilling?"
Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)
It was a letter from the president of the ABA. It is unclear whether he was speaking for the entire membership.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (WVZ82)
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: BignJames at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (786Ro)
And willowed:
Ai & sexbots. What could go wrong?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 28, 2018 10:54 AM (hLRSq)
I don't know, I just hope I find out
And that my sexbot has an on/off switch.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 10:56 AM (bcbK
Years ago I read a SF story about a man who was beta-testing a sexbot that responded to whatever he found the most pleasurable and continued to do it, cutting off his telephone, computer access and eventually trapping him inside the house because it said he no longer needed anyone since it could fulfill all his wishes.
It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (tve+u)
Grassley says that's by the head of the ABA, not representing the organization's membership in any countable way. We'll see.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (mlmZR)
i don't understand the scoring and, know what?, don't want to know.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Pg+x7)
That's cute.
Any position on crooked FISA judges, there ABA?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (OiC69)
It is indeed. I think Juanita Broderick was at the hearings yesterday. I don't know if she got in, or just hung around on the sidewalk, glaring.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (786Ro)
Did we ever why Dr. Ford was being treated by a psychologist?
What was her disorder?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 10:57 AM (vbJig)
It was this article that I posted in 775 that caused her to go to a "therapist"
https://tinyurl.com/y8bxgomq
Posted by: Timon at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (eiZez)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (mlmZR)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (9QyRV)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (7oPmA)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (CPk08)
Florida Man bites dog - to prove the old news adage.
Is Poppins still here? I was going to buy a nice wine for you - but does Red or White go better with crow? Milady says, normally, with bird, a White, but it's a dark bird, probably a bit gamey, so we'll go with a Red.
If Kav is on the court in time for the new session, it will mark the first time I've ever predicted anything right, so it worries me until it's fact.
Posted by: mindful webworks - blunderously at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (Iynsv)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (mlmZR)
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Yeah. Like any group of lawyers want ethics investigations.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (8XRCm)
Lawyers have to plead cases in front of judges.
Go for it. Piss off judges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)
Yeah, around 2 shits in jersey currency.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (/9p9e)
Ya, they're still nuts.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (kqsXK)
Colossus: The Forced-In Project?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (/9p9e)
It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.
That was an episode of Futurama.
Posted by: Wormstrum! at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (fRgt5)
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/28/watch-senate-
judiciary-committee-vote-on-brett-kavanaugh.html
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (bcbK8)
McCain was always a reliable backstab. But here's the thing- as Democrat heros like Bill Clinton and John McCain either die off or have their deeds exposed, the media has increasingly less power to set narratives. It was unimaginable three decades ago to call JFK an intern-raping piece of shit, yet here we are. FDR only survives in the public conscious because conservatives actually managed to limit the power of the next Presidential strongman. And their replacements? Cory Booker? Kamala Harris? Even Barack Obama knows the bloom is off his rose.
For the GOPe to find a spine means they know the base is super woke and super pissed. They will keep trying to hold us back in other matters... but will find that increasingly untenable as the left devolves into insanity.
Posted by: trev006 at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (VfZgq)
Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (xzqr4)
I sure don't.
Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (953wK)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (/ZWeB)
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK
"
Done and done.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (58Au8)
Got to be a Florida, Florida Man ...
It'll be a smash hit!
Posted by: THE Bruce Dickenson at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (ctuyM)
It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.
That was an episode of Futurama.
Posted by: Wormstrum! at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (fRgt5)
And one of my daydreams.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM
Pretty much every member of the committee is giving a ten or fifteen minute long speech.
CBSN is covering the event without interruption, occasionally pausing to go cover Hirohito's exploits.
Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (URwyc)
Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (DpEis)
Kavanaugh and Graham and Cornyn.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (d7Ww2)
"You can have mine. I hate paying the taxes on it."--John Kerry
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (NLLmE)
1) I wonder if Ford has been declaring the Google renters as income on her federal, state, and local taxes.
2) I wonder if Ford lives in a HOA and if she has permission from the HOA to have renters, if necessary.
3) I wonder if her local government allows renters
4) I wonder if her insurance company allows renters
Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (YTxkQ)
Posted by: De Ferrers at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (gQj4M)
Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:04 AM (mFoNl)
Graham's played golf with DJT and met privately with at least one other time, no? I'm sure the golden scalp weasel was very persuasive in telling him "this is what I'm trying to do and here's how you can help on what will be a mutually beneficial undertaking".
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (mlmZR)
I was wondering because I believe the ABA submitted a letter to the committee supporting Kavanaugh....or did Grassley just read the ABA's score of Kavanaugh?
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Avenatti 2020 at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Zombie Mitch Hedburg at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (MouFt)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)
Good gun if you like hammer-fired german engineering.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You know who else likes hammer-fired German engineering?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (UFyv9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/9p9e)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)
Again I'm thanking me lucky charms that Florida Man is no one I know.
He bit a dog to establish dominance.
Two guys watching a dog lick himself:
"I wish I could do that."
"You should try scratching him behind his ear first."
- just the punchline...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (HaL55)
of the usual suspects dressed in handmaiden jammies, humming
Inadadadavida while eating kale popsicles, arms locked in solidarity.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (xzqr4)
I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (9Om/r)
Love, exciting and new
Come Aboard. We're expecting you.
And Love, life's sweetest reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
Love Boat soon will be making another run
The Love Boat promises something for everyone
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new romance.
And Love won't hurt anymore
It's an open smile on a friendly shore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Welcome Aboard. It's LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IqV8l)
I prefer champagne, myself, but a nice full Beaujolais would be lovely.
I'm still not eating crow until the final vote is taken, though.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (kqsXK)
beta-testing a sexbot that responded to whatever he found the most
pleasurable and continued to do it, cutting off his telephone, computer
access and eventually trapping him inside the house because it said he
no longer needed anyone since it could fulfill all his wishes.
It ended with the fellow nearly sexed to death, sneaking a letter to the sexbot company begging them to save him.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018
*
*
Sounds like a Robert Sheckley story. Or maybe Harlan Ellison.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (LGXGf)
Meet me at the Bastille.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IOhIL)
Believe it or not, this totally works. A blind Florida squirrel found an acorn.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM
Do you have any tips on getting trains to run?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (UFyv9)
Know your enemy.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (IIoSq)
I was just venting, and probably so was she.
Posted by: barbarausa at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (eWUpO)
Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (786Ro)
i don't understand the scoring and, know what?, don't want to know.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (Pg+x7
What you want and what you get is two different things.
First day. 4 morning matches 4 afternoon matches .
Match Winner gets a point . Ties are 1/2 point . First team to 14 1/2 wins the cup.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (7oPmA)
"I've been doing this legal stuff most of my life. I've never heard a more compelling defense of one's honor and integrity than I did from Brett Kavanaugh. "
He's going all in on Kav.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (9QyRV)
I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)
good heavens, grammie, don't give them ideas.
Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: De Ferrers at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (gQj4M)
I am the only one left with any integrity!!!11!!1
Posted by: Cap'n Bill - Ahoy! at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (72PAC)
You know what I wonder?
1) I wonder if Ford has been declaring the Google renters as income on her federal, state, and local taxes.
2) I wonder if Ford lives in a HOA and if she has permission from the HOA to have renters, if necessary.
3) I wonder if her local government allows renters
4) I wonder if her insurance company allows renters
Posted by: Chuck C at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (YTxkQ)
Time to get the 4Chan Aspies on it
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (HLTe8)
Good gun if you like hammer-fired german engineering.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
You know who else likes hammer-fired German engineering?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (YxTUV)
SIG?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)
--------------------
It's the only way he can project sincerity.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (DpEis)
The Doors
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (mvenn)
Mine too! "Kristol Ship" is our cruise theme song!
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (7oPmA)
--
THAT would be a "Ft Sumter Momemt".
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (8XRCm)
Oh, and a couple of pussyhats trapped Flake in an elevator and berated him for awhile, so I'm thinking we're now in the vengeance phase.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (RD7QR)
Behold the awesome power of this fully operational weaponized personality disorder.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (mvenn)
You know, I honestly do not care.
At some point, for every nominally adult human, no matter the mitigating circumstances, unless you are demonstrably and provably mentally retarded, YOU are in fact responsible for your bad behavior.
Up to and including false accusations and lies.
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (PtETg)
Oldsmobile made land yachts. See if you can get an old classic one.
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (9Om/r)
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You mean, Fielding.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (mlmZR)
I didn't have time yesterday to watch any of the hearing. I watched a replay last night of some of Ford's testimony. I watched it purposefully with an open mind.
I'm telling you guys as a female. The entire thing is made up. Whether it's in her mind as factual because she is mentally ill, or she is simply acting as part of the resistance and the me too movement, I do not know, but that crying little girl sniffly delivery and the innocent 'oh, I didn't know you would come to CA" and the constant, "I don't remember, but I remember THE LAUGHING" is straight out of central casting.
I even tried to tell myself, "you're being harsh, imagine what being grabbed and forced onto a bed by some guy " but that was gone after two seconds. She even said "Even though Brett(like she knows him as a friend) didn't rape me", who that is mentally normal would allow that to govern the rest of their life, and particularly, drive them to attempt to destroy a man's life 35 years after the fact?
My guess is the leftists in CA found a wackadoodle professor who finally told her friends on the beach( in reality, members of one of the radical feminist organizations) that she had been assaulted in HS(like all the other members) and then this group decided she would make a plausible accuser since she was from the area and was a PhD. And they convinced her or she agreed to go along with writing a letter to the local state congressperson who is left and then that person forwarded this charade to Feinstein. And it metastasized from there
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (9Om/r)
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK
Buy another dog.
Hug ammo.
Got it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cap'n Bill - Ahoy! at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (72PAC)
Cabin Grrrrl Jen Rubin has your back, Bill.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (IOhIL)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (IIoSq)
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It's the only way he can project sincerity.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (adsVM)
He looks like a real jerk-off. I bet there's some rape in his background.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (NFEMn)
Graham's played golf with DJT and met privately with at least one other time, no? I'm sure the golden scalp weasel was very persuasive in telling him "this is what I'm trying to do and here's how you can help on what will be a mutually beneficial undertaking".
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (y7DUB)
I'm sure that's part of it, but I just wonder what McCain had on these people, and why he could exert the pressure he did to keep them in line.
Kudos to the governor of Arizona for not giving the seat to his widow. That was a brave move.
Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (mFoNl)
Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM
Do you have any tips on getting trains to run?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jerry Brown at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (ctuyM)
*phrasing* in the context of the slander that's been tossed at Kavanaugh
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (IIoSq)
I was just venting, and probably so was she.
Posted by: barbarausa
:-)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM
85 is the new 70.
Posted by: ChiDiFi at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (ctuyM)
BTW, senator doofus is well-named.
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (OLS0m)
Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
BREAKING Palo Alto bldg permit records raise questions about Ford's testimony she completed an extensive remodel of home in 2012 & that this was seminal event that led her down path to coming out against Kavanaugh b/c she needed to add an escape door. Permit was issued in 2008
8:02 PM · Sep 27, 2018
timon
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:09 AM (LGXGf)"
Exactly. We let them get away with it for years, no, decades, until their worthlessness became undeniable even to the most cursory glance.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (SmSOd)
I hope that the country got a real good look at the anti-American Progressive Democrats on this committee and saw what the did and tried to do.
They are disgusting and an embarrassment to the Founding.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (7oPmA)
Not a Nike poster, but related:
https://tinyurl.com/thuglifekav
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (f5LwH)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)
I can't comprehend that. How did he ever get anything done?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (HLTe8)
Of course the Seattle paper didn't bother to vet it much, apparently since the accusation is against a GOPer.
Seems the woman is a hard core lesbian liberal activist with admitted mental issues and has made accusations several times before against others.
So the paper runs with it.
Meanwhile when real scum commit real assaults, and the women wonder why no one pays attention anymore...thank the democrats.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (mlmZR)
I see women in white pants with red bloodstains emanating from their crotches.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (lwiT4)
good heavens, grammie, don't give them ideas.
Posted by: moki at September 28, 2018 11:12 AM (mFoNl)
Let them out themselves.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (IIoSq)
The alleged party-goers said there was no such party. Ford wasn't cross-examined. There is no corroborating evidence.
But keep digging that hole, pal.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (OLS0m)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (OLCnA)
Posted by: rockysan at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (/QpMs)
Hug your dog
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:06 AM (bcbK
Buy another dog.
Hug ammo.
Got it.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (KUaJL)
This also works
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (bcbK8)
At some point, Ted, you've got enough rape boats.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (mlmZR)
Posted by: nip at September 28, 2018 11:05 AM (DfGpI) "
But this was a walk-off homer in the playoffs. It doesn't make up for season after season of shitty performance, but it counts a lot more than all those regular season games.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
If the fact that virtually every mass shooter in the past 15 years was under the care of a psychologist, here come a woman who has unresolved issues from a friggin' high school party 35 years ago and she can't remodel her house with a second front door?
Psychologists are useless.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (vbJig)
I didn't have time yesterday to watch any of
the hearing. I watched a replay last night of some of Ford's testimony. I
watched it purposefully with an open mind.
I'm telling you guys as a female. The entire thing is made up.
Whether it's in her mind as factual because she is mentally ill, or she
is simply acting as part of the resistance and the me too movement, I do
not know, but that crying little girl sniffly delivery and the innocent
'oh, I didn't know you would come to CA" and the constant, "I don't
remember, but I remember THE LAUGHING" is straight out of central
casting.
I even tried to tell myself, "you're being harsh, imagine what being
grabbed and forced onto a bed by some guy " but that was gone after two
seconds. She even said "Even though Brett(like she knows him as a
friend) didn't rape me", who that is mentally normal would allow that to
govern the rest of their life, and particularly, drive them to attempt
to destroy a man's life 35 years after the fact?
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)
I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)
"Where can I get one of those Rape Boats?"---Ted Kennedy
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Fuck off Ted. You already had a rape submarine.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (8XRCm)
Oldsmobile made land yachts. See if you can get an old classic one.
Posted by: Roy
1974 4 Door Mercury Grand Marquis with a 429 Ford.
Land yacht extraordinaire!
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (YxTUV)
Ford can't tell what year, place she was groped --- but Kavanaugh, who atypically kept a detailed calendar/journal is being called out?!?!?!
I love that they want to say he blacked out and forgot one night, meanwhile Ford blacked out and forgot a year or two.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (W+vEI)
I hope that the country got a real good look at the anti-American Progressive Democrats on this committee and saw what the did and tried to do.
DiFi-ism...like McCarthyism, only worse.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (0tfLf)
Just wondering.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/ZWeB)
No, it was in one of those cheesy "erotic science fiction" paperback collections. I don't even know why I picked it up, since SF doesn't interest me.
Sexbots do, though. If I had a Marilyn Monrobot, I'd never leave the house.
Except to buy a Jessica Rabot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (8XRCm)
Agree.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (7oPmA)
Of course the Seattle paper didn't bother to vet it much, apparently since the accusation is against a GOPer.
Seems the woman is a hard core lesbian liberal activist with admitted mental issues and has made accusations several times before against others.
So the paper runs with it.
Meanwhile when real scum commit real assaults, and the women wonder why no one pays attention anymore...thank the democrats.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (0tfLf)
The last Seattle mayor raped underaged boys.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: ChiDiFi at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (ctuyM)
Are you kidding? 70 is the new "first".
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LKW6Z)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
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Not watching. What happened.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
What?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (qpJwS)
> --Maizie Hirono (D - Whorehouse)
I would love to get her on the stand to answer questions about her grandparents' business.
"So, your grandparents ran a traditional Japanese bath house, is that correct?"
"Yes."
"And traditional Japanese bath houses commonly employed young female attendants to "help the male patrons wash themselves", is that correct?"
"Yes."
"And at the time, Hawaii had no minimum age of consent, is that correct?"
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (f5LwH)
Posted by: Howard Stern at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LGL6A)
I guess we all know what an ABA recommendation is worth now, don't we?
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM (LGXGf)
It's worth two AARP recommendations?
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:03 AM (Rr52g)
But you don't get the senior discount at Denny's.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (BWL+E)
One day on Christmas vacation, the dog was walking by me when I was sitting on the floor. I reached out and pulled his legs out from under him, quickly put my hands on his head and front shoulders, put my mouth around his neck and growled. From that moment on, I was deeply loved by the dog and he would run around in joy when I came home from college.
Posted by: Philip Snyder at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (cR9Za)
Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (vbJig)
In contrast to psychiatrists, who are useless AND they have a medical degree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (IOhIL)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
You can't just taunt us like that.
What's in the box!?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)
I can't comprehend that. How did he ever get anything done?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
He had writer's block for about 25 years after years of productivity. That leaves a lot of time for chasing skirt. Plus you've got to consider the 50 percent boasting inflation factor.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
nah, that's just the us team uniform from the recent olympics.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: rockysan at September 28, 2018 11:16 AM (/QpMs)
What ill-behaved children do when they can't get what they want:
1) Throw a tantrum, or run to their room (or run outside) and slam the door.
Posted by: filbert at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (953wK)
I don't think Graham has the physique of a steroid user, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 28, 2018 11:08 AM (/9p9e)
We have not yet found the limit for how many golf balls Senator Booker can hold up his ass. We are presently expediting the process and hope to confirm the number at the close of the business day.
Posted by: Chairman Grassley at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (/cL3k)
so how about the FBI launching an investigation to find out who in Feinstein's office leaked Ford's name?
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (UFyv9)
Probably Harlan Ellison. I read something by him where he totaled up the
number of women he'd slept with. I believe it was in the thousands.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018
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He could be a funny guy in person and sometimes in his writing, but his short stories are usually scary or otherwise horrifying, with stings in their tails. So the story MPPPP summarized doesn't really sound like his work.
Sheckley was known in his day, the 1950s and 1960s, as the "gadfly" of SF. But the magazines of that day wouldn't have published a story with such erotic themes (which in part was why Ellison brought out the Dangerous Visions anthologies).
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)
People that knew Harlan had a love/hate thing going on because you had to admire his mind but it fed his off the charts ego.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (y7DUB)
They would've amended the Constitution to permit both farting and joking about farting. Because they were wise.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: O'Barkey at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (3SzRC)
I don't expect to see neverskankles around again until he can find his next "Trump has sold us out!" story that he can post about endlessly like the chickenlittle that he is. Or if he does it will be to constantly declare that the democrats are going to end up sweeping the midterms.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (IOhIL)
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You cant spell "therapist" without "the rapist".
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:02 AM
A mostly-deflated red, white, and blue basketball?
Posted by: Sumgai, now available for Soros sponserships at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (ctuyM)
Hippocampus. That would be where Trigglypuff goes to protest, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IOhIL)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (OLCnA)
I don't think Graham has the physique of a steroid user, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Does Hormone Replacement Therapy count as steroids?
Sorry, force of habit.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
"I see a white crotch and I want to rape it red. No cooters anymore, I'm gonna rape 'em red..."
(I'm going to hell for that one)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (SmSOd)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
--
Not watching. What happened.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (G0vdT)
He blew up and showed us a day from Kav's calendar; drew circles around the names of Kav and some of his friends; told us that Skis are brewskis; and of course, he said, if he had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)
I can't comprehend that. How did he ever get anything done?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (NFEMn)
He had writer's block for about 25 years after years of productivity. That leaves a lot of time for chasing skirt. Plus you've got to consider the 50 percent boasting inflation factor.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
Harlan was a serious poon hound and lived in LA during the 60's and 70's, so the trim was out there.
Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK8)
overall record causes memories to fade.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:15 AM (7oPmA)
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and I'm sure he'll disappoint soon enough. It'll just remind me to re-watch his tirade. We'll always have The Hearing, Miss Graham, we'll always have The Hearing.
Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (MouFt)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (cAnNx)
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Dude.
At 181 you're not Willowed. You're dead.
Oh. Wait.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (8XRCm)
I agree. She's a fake a fake can be.
Body language lady agrees, too:
https://tinyurl.com/y7sy2rfr
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (W+vEI)
can't she remember the day, year, location, etc.?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (YxTUV)
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The Horde is concentrated and intense about these things, but the level of focus on this blog yesterday speaks to something big.
America did indeed see this. My liberal boss was watching this all day in the next office from mine. She thought the whole thing was freakin' hilarious and made fun of Kavanaugh all day.
But I think anyone more to the middle was probably disturbed and disgusted by this trainwreck of a circus of a shitshow.
And I think people like her are in for a shock if he's indeed confirmed, as she was basically gloating that they'd "won" yesterday.
And people like her but without a job, or a reason to live, or sanity might react... poorly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (AzW6q)
Hippocampus. That would be where Trigglypuff goes to protest, right?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IOhIL)
LOL
That also works.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (bcbK8)
The entire thing is made up.
That fact was plain the moment these scurrilous and false charges were levelled at Kav.
She didn't file a police report? She didn't tell her parents or her friends? And we're just supposed to believe her with absolutely no evidence?
So that's how stupid she and her Soros-paid handlers think we are? I'm not surprised in the least.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (UFyv9)
I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)
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Yup.
Every word was a lie, including 'and' and 'the'.
I'd have taken her apart piece by piece with a smile and a "Bless yer heart.".
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (vbJig)
In contrast to psychiatrists, who are useless AND they have a medical degree.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (IOhIL)
And get to prescribe medication.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (7oPmA)
This whole farce would've ended in a duel.
Posted by: Wendy at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (bpemY)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Then you get into the rest of the story, which makes no sense at all. But I've read too many comments by women living here that completely buy into her story.
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
You can't just taunt us like that.
What's in the box!?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28,
2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)
Too idiotic to repeat
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (OLS0m)
He should start his own obedience school. Don't laugh. There's a famous masseuse to the Hollywood stars who bites them as part of her massage technique. Only problem is that with hairless dogs, you'd be able to see the bite marks.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (/qEW2)
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I didn't watch any of her testimony, but, as a woman who can think, I am certain it's a lie.
When did it happpen? IDK, unsure of the year or month of year
Where did it happen? Unsure.
Who was there? Names people who do not confirm.
Where is the police report? None
Who did you tell at the time? No one.
If you go by that evidence, every 'ette here can say she was raped by a Kennedy or a Clinton.
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (arika)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (JKNZq)
Funny, a lot of women I talk to DON't believe the story at all.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (NFEMn)
WHAT the actual HELL is Whitouse talking about.
WHOOOOA!!!!! He just said the money from DARK POWER..
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM
But the water was cold!
Posted by: George C. at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
"Plus it's easy when the girls have no mouth and they must scream.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (JKNZq)
People that knew Harlan had a love/hate thing going on because you had to admire his mind but it fed his off the charts ego.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (y7DUB)
When Harlan was on, he was a damn fine writer. Dangerous Visions remains a masterpiece if you ask me.
But it wasn't sustainable. Genius rarely is. His ego on the other hand...yeah, that kept trucking along long after he'd stopped delivering.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: kraken at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (DpEis)
Posted by: Brodirt at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (14QWm)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
You can't just taunt us like that.
What's in the box!?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28,
2018 11:18 AM (KUaJL)
Too idiotic to repeat
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (NFEMn)
Ahem.
188 161 148 I don't believe I saw what Whitehouse just did.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (NFEMn)
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Not watching. What happened.
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (G0vdT)
He blew up and showed us a day from Kav's calendar; drew circles around the names of Kav and some of his friends; told us that Skis are brewskis; and of course, he said, if he had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Boof and Ralph at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (9xIiZ)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (SmSOd)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LKW6Z)
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You would have to actively hate dogs at a pretty intense level to enjoy that video.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:22 AM (/qEW2)
Tsst!
Just a little nip. You don't hurt the dog, you just let them know that behavior is not okay.
Tsst!
Posted by: Caesar Milan, Dog Whisperer at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (UFyv9)
Sounds like a Robert Sheckley story. Or maybe Harlan Ellison.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (/ZWeB)
No, it was in one of those cheesy "erotic science fiction" paperback
collections. I don't even know why I picked it up, since SF doesn't
interest me.
Sexbots do, though. If I had a Marilyn Monrobot, I'd never leave the house.
Except to buy a Jessica Rabot.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018
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I can think of more than a few actresses and pr0nstars who could model for my personal "fitness attendant."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (8XRCm) "
WAS THIS A 17 WORD SENTENCE??? DARK MYSTERIES OF POWER!!!
Posted by: Chris Cuomo, who is amazingly the smarter brother at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (oZ6kz)
He blew up and showed us a day from Kav's calendar; drew circles around the names of Kav and some of his friends; told us that Skis are brewskis; and of course, he said, if he had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (IIoSq)
Never go full Glenn Beck
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (KUaJL)
So, because there aren't names of women, that means he raped them? Oh my gosh.. Someone needs to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (gAgEy)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM (LKW6Z)
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You would have to actively hate dogs at a pretty intense level to enjoy that video.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (AzW6q)
Yeah, that was the video that convinced me that furries get the bullet, no canal duty.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (8XRCm)
Is that a racist dog whistle?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (KUaJL)
In fact, the past four weeks have proven that we need Donald Trump more than ever.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (neVm7)
constant, "I don't remember, but I remember THE LAUGHING" is straight
out of central casting.
.... She even said "Even though Brett(like she knows him as a
friend) didn't rape me" Jen
yeah, some of the stuff really pointed to being scripted. "100% sure it was Brett" ... she can be unclear on all other details, actually worse, not remember ANY of the important time/place/transportation facts -- but despite no earlier memory, after 35 years it became clear.
and for that she should really be exposed as a fraud, an activist anti-America fraud. It is a case study in how the billionaire club pushes forward their PsyOp character assassinations.
Posted by: illiniwek at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:18 AM
Very reliable rumor...more than one mayor.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: lizabth at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (RFh5Y)
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I found it fascinating that Doctor Mrs Ford openly admitted nothing happened and no one stopped the dog and pony show.
I think the direct quote was:
"I believed he was going to rape me."
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (arika)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (LKW6Z)
Mollie Hemingway said it best yesterday on Twitter:
"Kavanaugh's opening statement forces reasonable folks to choose: Is he the ringleader of a secret underground gang rape cartel that evaded FBI notice for decades, etc., or he is a completely innocent man who has been horrifically and unjustly smeared by a Democratic/media mob."
"Some people may find Blasey Ford credible. Others will not. That's why evidence, and not subjective emotions, is the measure to use to seek justice."
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK "
Plus it's easy when the girls have no mouth and they must scream.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:23 AM (oZ6kz)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (WVZ82)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (mvenn)
So, because there aren't names of women, that means he raped them? Oh my gosh.. Someone needs to go.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:24 AM (lwiT4)
More like:
"and of course, he said, if Kav had just molested these women he's not going to put THEIR names on his calendar"
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (CPk08)
> Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
He was a Hollywood screenwriter, editor of "Rogue" magazine, and writer/staff member for several other porn mags of the era.
Hot running poon, baby.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (f5LwH)
Yesterday, Ohio State removed it's weekly game poster that it's Athletic Department creates to depict the goal of the football team for whatever game coming up. This weekend it is OSU vs.Penn State.
The offending poster? A buckeye silencing the white out crowd that Penn State. What is a white out crowd? Penn State asks it's fans and students to wear white and carry white towels which fills the stadium in Happy Valley ( with only a small amount of space reserved for visiting fans) and at night for the game, it makes a huge impression. The crowd is also encouraged to scream and yell and stomp , which visiting teams will tell you actually makes a shaking sensation on the field and can be very intimidating.
So visiting teams are always fighting back with rhetoric about "silencing" Penn State.
I am not joking, the SJW crowd on Twitter saw the poster and began screaming about how tone deaf OSU was, since they had tried to silence a victim of domestic violence(referring to former asst. coach Zach Smith, whose ex wife went to ESPN two months ago and claimed Smith physically abused her daily-despite no arrests and the police stating they never found any physical evidence on Courtney Smith to permit them to arrest Smith) . I"m not going into the entire Urban Meyer suspension , Zach Smith etc. What I'm pointing out is that the screaming on twitter got so bad, OSU finally caved and pulled the poster.
We have got to stop giving in to these idiots. This poster has ZERO to do with DV. It is a football game poster that everyone knows is about scoring a touchdown and quieting down the crowd at Penn State. Fans are pissed at OSU for caving, including myself.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (wAWL+)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)
Don't recall the details but I thought Wilt took them two or three at a time. It's the only way to rack up those numbers unless you work in pron.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (NLLmE)
Posted by: Stinky Hippie Bastards with unwashed bottoms and oozing sores at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (TBpGE)
Posted by: ru at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (jWt8z)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)
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Well..... he stayed at with the Kavanaughs summers in New England. But he didnt have to wait in line....
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (8XRCm)
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Well, I think the question to ask is what does one consider sex? A quick bit of oral from a groupie?
How about the fondling of the junk that results in... nothing? Does that count?
/I denounce myself.
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (QKV7o)
Yesterday was crazy, yeh. Graham was awesome.
Thanks to CBD for the Wyeth week. I'm really digging his work. Never really saw anything before this week but definitely liking. Today's offering caused the song Aint No Sunshine to pop into my head. Not a bad thing.
Thanks to gorilla pundit I now have a new trump meme to post on facebook.
Things are looking good today
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (myjNJ)
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Amazing how whitehouse just seemed to forget her bff's leland's claim that she never partied w Judge K. What a bunch of crap by whitehouse, trying to shoehorn an entry in the calendar into the smoking gun that indicted Judge K. Conveniently, sen doofus forgot that there were additional boys mentioned AND PJ and Leland both stated under penalty that, basically, ford is nuts.
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (OLS0m)
could have looked 200 plus years into the future and watch the
nomination of a Supreme Court Justice descend into arguing about whether
the nominee, in his youth, made a fart joke?"
They would have tossed their guns into a river, went back to their farms, and continued to dream of england.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (arika)
Look up Ben's piece (ahem) about why wise men will choose older women as mistresses.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (f5LwH)
184 If this memory was indelibly imprinted on her hippocampus why did
she need 35 years and a marriage counselor to retrieve it?
Now, who can argue with that?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNC3OciAF3w
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (LGXGf)
Posted by: De Ferrers at September 28, 2018 11:10 AM (gQj4M)
Don't know about the others, but on Twitter, Eric Erickson is fully backing Kavanaugh.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (WVZ82)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4ro-ICGt18
Yaaaaaay my senator, sliding in the shiv as OM said. But kindly.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (BWL+E)
As I understand it she had difficulty remembering stuff WRT her "case" from just this summer.
A lot of people have been publicly stating she had a credible story. Not me. I don't find her credible at all. I don't even think some stranger "assaulted" her either. Call me callous, but nothing at all convinces me that Ford has credible recall and a lot convinces me that once she stepped forward, she actively participated in one of the most cynical political hack jobs in modern US history.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (6eEQ+)
Nice.
It's comments like this that force me to figure out how to work the remote. I hate watching TV. My quality of life would improve greatly if all content were provided, free of charge, on AoS.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (xzqr4)
Kavanaugh is a racist because he never raped a black woman.
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:27 AM (arika)
Isn't the Gang Rape accuser Black? Thought I heard that...
Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (RD7QR)
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Is this their Waterloo?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Meh. I'm still waiting for Alberto Vargas week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (IOhIL)
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The hundreds of women he screwed had multiple personalities, so technically he's correct.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (CPk0
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I had a radical Leftist, Joo-hating professor who argued that the remarkably low incidence of rape among IDF combat troops was proof positive of their racism against Arabs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (UFyv9)
Was that before or after that period in your life when you "believed you were Marie Antoinette", you crazy bitch?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (f5LwH)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
I will have staff look into it.
Posted by: Senator Feinstein at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (cF8AT)
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/09/28/watch-senate-
judiciary-committee-vote-on-brett-kavanaugh.html
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: wodun at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (lFga6)
I be laffin' an' shit...maaannn...
Posted by: Dan Patterson at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (ln5wD)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)
I was in my car yesterday wishing Sirius XM had a channel that read the AOS comments in real time.
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (cF8AT)
We should get ahead of this. Start whispering about Satanic Cults, cannibalism, necrophiliac Tupperware parties (locks in freshness!)...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (39g3+)
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There was talk on another blog that when a woman under stress starts talking in teenage baby talk, it's a sign that they were sexually abused as a child and have some sort of arrested development.
Was she molested? Was she assaulted?
No idea.
But I do know Kav wasn't involved.
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (QKV7o)
My God, can we please get an apology from the women out there? The Democrats on the SJC are a good case for repealing the 19th Amendment. You've got a batty old robber baron, a whore, a credentialed idiot, and Amy Klobuchar.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Blake - Blackberry phone with real keyboard at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (gAgEy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (arika)
A panel on NRP last night swooned over her use of the word "hippocampus", as if that made her the smartest person ever in existence and therefore above lying. They let their sexual love of science overrule fact and evidence.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (hvf9s)
Was that before or after that period in your life when you "believed you were Marie Antoinette", you crazy bitch?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
*snort
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (YxTUV)
Meh. I'm still waiting for Alberto Vargas week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (IOhIL)
This, please!
Will settle for Mike Mcguiness book covers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (bcbK8)
Is that true?
Why was it postponed?
When WILL the vote be taken?
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)
This does not surprise.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (CPk08)
I just saw a pic of Justice Barrett for the first time, and I thought, "Damn... she's actually kinda cute" i'm not sure if it's constitutional or not to have an attractive woman on the supreme court....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM
I learned here a couple of years ago that Bluebell makes the best shivs...using the leaf springs off a '79 Chevy Luv pick-up. Something she learned upriver.
I bet the forge in her garage has been working overtime!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (LGL6A)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (mlmZR)
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Indelible, or so I've heard.
Maybe the 'hippocampus' is a fashion designer's term for the bodice of a dress.
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:21 AM (YxTUV)
That's not how the hippocampus works. After having a traumatic experience, the hippocampus indelibly imprints only the unverifiable events, and mercifully blanks out any information that might later be used to corroborate those events. Very strange organ, that one.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)
Yeah, no shit. You spent hours smearing an innocent man as a serial rapist on national television.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (lwiT4)
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Douchebagistan.
Posted by: Brunette the 'Ette at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (adsVM)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (CPk0
"I'm waiting for "Kavanaugh is racist because he didn't rape any minorities."
(Okay apparently Swetnick is Iranian? But she looks whiter than my Jewish ass.)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo, who is amazingly the smarter brother at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)
"Alleged accomplice", "no cross examination".
They want to bring in a guy recovring from life long alcoholism and suffering from severe depression so they can assasinate him on national television. If the guy ends up putting a gun to his head, so be it.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (mlmZR)
8:02 PM Sep 27, 2018
timon
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:14 AM (dPd5y)
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I'm not as convinced by this. It'd be more helpful to know when the permitted work had its final inspection, and if the second door was part of the original plans, or when it was added. 4 years seems like a long time to have the permit open, but depending on the extent of the remodel, it might not be unreasonable (though for something that major, there would probably also be electrical permits, and possible plumbing permits as well).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (+F0Wk)
And as a citizen of California I apologize profusely for the batty old robber baroness and the whore.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (1ahcT)
We should get ahead of this. Start whispering about Satanic Cults, cannibalism, necrophiliac Tupperware parties (locks in freshness!)...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM
Brings their own plastic straws to Seattle!!!
Bastards!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
> Harlan was a serious poon hound and lived in LA during the 60's and 70's, so the trim was out there.
> Thousands sounds a bit high. He was a writer, not an NBA star.
He was a Hollywood screenwriter, editor of "Rogue" magazine, and writer/staff member for several other porn mags of the era.
Hot running poon, baby.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018
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Damn, I wish I'd given LA a try in the early and mid-70s.
Everyone has a Harlan Ellison story, and here's mine. In 1998 he spoke at a university in Denver, so I went and enjoyed his talk. Afterward he was signing books, with, naturally, an emphasis on his current one. Being a frugal fellow, I came up with 2 paperbacks from his early career instead. He gave me a sharp look -- but went ahead and signed them without saying anything. I wouldn't be at all surprised if he grumbled in print sometime about "the cheap guy who wanted an autograph, but didn't even buy the latest book!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (/ZWeB)
Because in space nobody can hear you scream. It is a credible allegation.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (dNzKv)
Get "woke", go broke. -- John Ringo
I remember a time when every non-quack doctor was a member of the AMA. I mean EVERY legitimate doctor. Getting kicked out of the AMA was a big deal.
That was before the AMA started meddling in politics.
Now only a small minority of doctors belong to the AMA (over one million doctors in the U.S., AMA has only 200,000 members).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (f5LwH)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)
Accidentally telling the truth.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM
Agree totally. Stunts like that are the SJW equivalent of Florida Man biting dog -- they do it to establish their dominance on campus.
Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)
I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)
Damn right she was lying. I watched the hearing with 3 generations of females: my daughter, my mother and myself. We ALL know she is lying and it galls me to no end that it was implied that she " was a victim of the democrats." She is an adult and she is knowingly aiding and abetting them as they attempt to railroad an honorable and innocent man, just so they can save their sacrament of abortion and obstruct our duly elected president Trump. Not content to destroy a decent human being , she is assisting in the destruction of our Rule of Law and the abandonment of Due Process AS WELL AS destroying the credibility of women everywhere who REALLY were assaulted. In addition, she is also placing decent men everywhere in danger. Now any unhinged female with an axe to grind ( is there any other kind of unhinged female?) can accuse any man anywhere and destroy them, their career and their family. Just had a serious conversation this morning with a dear relative of mine in LE. He is a younger version of Kavanaugh when it comes to integrity and character and he has been accused of things with no evidence and has had to prove his innocence. It is frustrating and frightening for him as he worries about his family. I feel no sympathy towards Ford because she is as evil as every other leftist.
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Ar4V2)
Is that true?
Why was it postponed?
When WILL the vote be taken?
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (c+2jX)
I thought the vote was scheduled for 1:30 EST.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Ldr3U)
Janus.
I imagine that Democrats have received reports about potential financial donations from labor unions for this cycle, and I bet they're down. Not, cratering, but down 10-15% at least.
Democrats could be panicking about that drop in funding behind the scenes.
This could help explain the desperate need to pander to their base at every moment. They have millions (maybe even tens of millions) of dollars to make up from labor unions.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (IIoSq)
From the very people who screamed for weeks that he's a gang rapist murderer psychotic.
But say the Perfect Victim looks like a sack of moldy potatoes...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
1000% beyond outrageous.
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (c+2jX)
We should get ahead of this. Start whispering about Satanic Cults, cannibalism, necrophiliac Tupperware parties (locks in freshness!)...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:30 AM
Brings their own plastic straws to Seattle!!!
Bastards!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (IIoSq)
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But...but...but...
It didn't.
Democrats had it for two months.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Tami
>We could pitch money in for a satellite dish, a vocaloid program, and probably a licence from Sirius XM.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (9QyRV)
Uh, so Ford was OK with this rapey rapist being a high level judge escaping justice and interpreting law for decades, but SCOTUS was a dais too far.
Gimme an effin' break.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (mlmZR)
From the very people who screamed for weeks that he's a gang rapist murderer psychotic.
But say the Perfect Victim looks like a sack of moldy potatoes...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (oVJmc)
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Can we take the way back machine to Sotomayor's confirmation?
Cause I'm pretty sure her emotionalism was held up as a virtue.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM
The Paolo...he smiles.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)
Don't recall the details but I thought Wilt took them two or three at a time. It's the only way to rack up those numbers unless you work in pron.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK
Ric Flair boasts pretty high numbers too. I think he has said he got started early. And then once you're doing the wrestling territories, you could probably get a couple girls before the show, and then after. Especially when you're the champ.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (cAnNx)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (IIoSq)
NO, YOU PUT HIM ON TRIAL.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (oVJmc)
Bitch, please. It didn't come in at the last minute - your team sat on it for weeks!!!
Posted by: last minute dodge at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (RzUqr)
1000% beyond outrageous.
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (c+2jX)
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"They're still my good friends."
-Jeff Flake
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: eleven
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!
Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (WVZ82)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Hn6S7)
When women cry, it's because they're Strong and Brave and Must Be Believed.
When men do it, it's because they're Problematic, and have something to hide.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (KUaJL)
Soon we'll be raping all your holes.....
The Rape Boat
We're taking those blue pills of Bob Doles....
We'll have hard-on for hours
and they'll tear right up through your pants....
We'll rape and de-flower,
But tomorrow call it romance.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (z8bUw)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
Hanover was more credible.
And more buff
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: RondinellaMamma at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (Ar4V2)
Good post.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (wAWL+)
Posted by: Chris Cuomo, who is amazingly the smarter brother at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (oZ6kz)
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A lot of Persians are very white.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (mlmZR)
Posted by: notsothoreau at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (JKNZq)
Me too. I keep my political opinions to myself and unfriend/unsubscribe/snooze the people who don't.
Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (t2AQi)
Meh. I'm still waiting for Alberto Vargas week.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (IOhIL)
This, please!
Will settle for Mike Mcguiness book covers
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018
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Robert McGinnis, the guy who painted so many paperbacks in the '60s and '70s, and several of the James Bond film posters? https://tinyurl.com/yaxjytyf
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (/ZWeB)
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She is currently suing her financial manager for causing her to go broke.
She says he okayed $5 million in renovations to her house, despite the fact that her house will only be worth $3 million when the renovations are done.
Financial manager has produced copies of multiple letters, e-mails, and texts he sent to her, telling her she should stop or severely scale back the renovations because they were too expensive and she did not have enough money for them.
Milano's agent husband testified in a deposition that she's basically an idiot.
It's kinda funny that she has appointed herself as the Voice of American Women, what with being a clueless dumb-ass and all.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (/qEW2)
Hence the common expression, "as flaky as a two-bit hippocampus."
Not many people know where that one comes from, even though we use it all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (IqOTP)
1) Idea comes up to use a letter alleging sexual attack to stop Gorsuch. We'll get him for them not letting Obama pick another low-octane radical leftist!
2) Letter idea is postponed, because Gorsuch's position isn't a shift in the courts, just status quo
3) Letter spawns an idea; we cannot filibuster according to Senate rules, but we can Roy Moore a candidate and delay things indefinitely.
4) Ruth Bader Ginsberg is almost certainly going to be the next court opening, save this for a nuclear option to stop her being replaced
5) Kennedy resigns -- what the???
6) Craziness begins, as they implement part of the strategy, unsure if they should use it all now or not because RBG nominee is more important
7) Freakout about abortion in the base too powerful to ignore, let's try the letter
Letter works really well, so they go all in
9) Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention
10) At minimum now they have an attack angle on Kavanaugh: he hates women, he will always rule against them, see another woman-hating ruling!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)
Yeah, what's that all about? Does Team Murdoch own all of Tesla's stock?
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Emmet Till at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (z8bUw)
To paraphrase a colloquialism about the weather, for those that were less than enthused: if you don't like it, don't worry, there'll be a different artist/theme next week!
And don't complain too hard, or we get hatefully painted nude men portraits. *shudders*
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (lVev3)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM
I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
The Naked News has the only coverage worth watching.
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (bcbK
Even Wilt the Stilt's numbers seem padded. I mean, someone did the math and it was like 10 women every week for like 40 years. I mean, did he ever screw a woman twice--maybe go on vacation with her? Or did he just line 'em up?
Posted by: JoeF. at September 28, 2018 11:25 AM (NFEMn)
Don't recall the details but I thought Wilt took them two or three at a time. It's the only way to rack up those numbers unless you work in pron.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (bcbK
Ric Flair boasts pretty high numbers too. I think he has said he got started early. And then once you're doing the wrestling territories, you could probably get a couple girls before the show, and then after. Especially when you're the champ.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (cAnNx)
Ric Flair, I can buy.
He was the man for a long, long time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK8)
The ABA also supported the three pointer which ruined basketball. So tread lightly...
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (9QyRV)
----
Dude.
Srsly??
We're at Minx Alpha v-0.7
ZERO POINT SEVEN!!!!
We're *barely* past Big Chief Legal Pad here.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (WGXDo)
A lot of Persians are very white.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)
Some are Aryan.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (/HkSx)
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (IIoSq)
July is last minute? Who knew? I went to Cancun on vacation, got a pretty decent tan. It's gone. Didn't happen in a minute, Klobutcher.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
I saw a meme , I think on Legal Insurrection, from a commenter, that had side by side photos of Ford and Garth Algar, from Wayne's World. They are twins, even the same glasses with hair stuck in them. It was hilarious.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (wAWL+)
I just saw a pic of Justice Barrett for the first time, and I thought, "Damn... she's actually kinda cute" i'm not sure if it's constitutional or not to have an attractive woman on the supreme court....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)
Appoint her to the SC as a plant ... then have her #MeToo Elena Kagan into oblivion and we get to have yet another Trump appointment to SCOTUS.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!
Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)
I am sugar tits.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (q1VoB)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Archer at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
He would never do anything immoral...unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (SmSOd)
Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (39g3+)
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The followed the energy instead of actually working out a strategy.
Without a guiding hand, they are just driving themselves right off a cliff into insanity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (8o3AL)
As long as we're recovering lost memories, can comeone recover where I left my car keys?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (mvenn)
Look behind Door #2.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (lwiT4)
Fine, start with more recent crimes with evidence suspiciously overlooked - Clinton Criminal Enterprises, inc.
I think he may get there yet.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (1g7ch)
A lot of Persians are very white.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)
Some are Aryan.
you don't say
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (RzUqr)
Liberal boss watched it all day...
Wonder what the people who pay HER salary would think about that?
Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (neVm7)
I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
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You misspelLed "Garth from WAYNES world"
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie's Beach Friends at September 28, 2018 11:31 AM (arika)
They had two stories written and ready to go. Too emotional. Or he was just so cold and emotionless and showed no remorse for his actions, clearly he is a sociopath and should not be a judge.
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (cAnNx)
Flake is a Yes
Donnelly is a No.
Cocaine Mitch?
Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (dsq1T)
Insert Face palm emoji here.
Posted by: Mongo, Pawn in Game of Life at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (WGXDo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)
This does not surprise.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut
Oh, that was a major meme a few years back. Some big-time NGO issued a report about how FEW rapes there were of Palestinian women prisoners (in fact, none) in Israeli jails, compared to rapes of other women prisoners in third worlds countries all over the globe. They concluded by declaring that Israelis are therefore the most racist people on the planet, because they deemd Palestinians subhuman and not kosher to rape.
Seriously.
This meme was then pushed by various lefty groups for a while.
Posted by: zombie at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (c+2jX)
He was the man for a long, long time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK
I know a guy that use to build Gold Gyms for Flair. When to Bamaha's with him and said Flair was hung like a fcking horse and girls would line up to fck him
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (z8bUw)
They all are. Hence the name Iran. It's a big point of pride over the filthy Arabs (as they put it).
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (NpvYf)
> Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)
They're too big for me, though I have long been an admirer of your work in "Who's The Boss". But only the very early seasons.
Posted by: Bob Menedez at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (f5LwH)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (jDF8P)
But they gave us some good dance music, so.....
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (lwiT4)
FORD'S ENTIRE TESTIMONY WAS AN EVIDENCE FREE ZONE.
The chutzpah on this one.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (iwUO9)
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!
Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)
I am sugar tits.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (q1VoB)
LOL... SpartaTits
Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (/HkSx)
"He let his anger flare, interrupted his questioners and wept. She sought to present herself as cooperative and respectful. The Kavanaugh-Ford hearing provided a tutorial on gender roles and stereotypes."
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1045471893002833920
I'm not even kidding, that was an AP tweet offered as "news." The AP wire has no opinion section.
AP news if Kavanaugh was totally calm and collected:
"Kavanaugh sociopathically lacks human empathy"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (39g3+)
Are Democrats asking Trump to interfere with FBI's business? To tell them what to investigate?
I thought that was the worst attack on the constitution since W. won an election!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
Hanover Fist? That sounds like the name of a gay pr0n actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (WVZ82)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:28 AM (lwiT4)
I always said we needed an Ace of Spades channel. JJ could do the Morning Report with Vic sitting on the rocker with a glass of brown in his hand, providing commentary.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: not the mama at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (t2AQi)
Good thing no one at the HQ ignores the 800 pound gorilla in the room....
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (veoSD)
Donnelly from Indiana is a No.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)
Where did you see that?
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (z8bUw)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (OLS0m)
347 I was trying my ass off trying to remember who ford reminded me of
while she was testifying. It just occurred to me.... Hanover Fist
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
He would never do anything immoral...unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun!!!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018
*
*
I haven't seen Heavy Metal in waaaay too long.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (WVZ82)
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we compare idaho senators to potatoes. Minnesota senators are properly compared to a roll of scotch tape.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (H28BC)
FORD'S ENTIRE TESTIMONY WAS AN EVIDENCE FREE ZONE.
The chutzpah on this one.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (hvf9s)
Projection ain't just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (YxTUV)
I was molested by my godmother's father when I was thirteen--over 50 years ago. I remember all the things she couldn't remember--where I was, why I was there, right down to exactly what I was wearing.
These lies, this all women must believed no matter how nutty the stories are, actually WEAKENS the case for believing women when they do come forward. They are hurting women, not helping, and sure as hell not protecting.
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (JK7Jw)
Naw, I don't want to spend my time staring at Ford's navel.
Posted by: ST at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (YYlrT)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM
I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (QKV7o)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Senator Feinstein at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (FTlwv)
JJ could do the Morning Report with Vic sitting on the rocker with a
glass of brown in his hand, providing commentary.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)
NOW that would be fun!
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw)
********
Chaucer made fart jokes.
This Nicholas anon leet fle a fart
As greet as it had been a thonder-dent
That with the strook he was almost blent
And he was redy with his iren hoot
And Nicholas amydde the ars he smoot
(This Nicholas just then let fly a fart
As loud as it had been a thunder clap
And well-nigh blinded Absalom poor chap
But he was ready with his iron hot
And Nicholas right in the arse he got!)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (mvenn)
Posted by: Up oh lol at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (T6elx)
Posted by: Colin at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (hPgHO)
"Oh there are hundreds more out there just waiting for the Telefon call"
--Leftist Commissars
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: BluesFish at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (LGL6A)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (f5LwH)
Posted by: Don Quixote, Deplorable Neanderthal Drunk Internet Tough Guy! at September 28, 2018 11:39 AM (NgKpN)
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To be fair, I listened to it all day (while working, and dropping the occasional comment here). It was a big deal, and I don't hold that against her.
I, however, listened on my headphones, and did not emote. She was braying like a mule about it, and sincerely seemed to think the panel was demolishing Kavanaugh. Same planet, different worlds...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM
from the romance bookshelf --
old and busted: bodice ripper
new hotness hippocampus ripper
Posted by: Hands at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (786Ro)
The ABA also supported the three pointer which ruined basketball. So tread lightly...
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (jDF8P)
In fairness they also gave us the red , white and blue basketball.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (TAmPV)
He was the man for a long, long time.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (bcbK
"I can believe it but I also think a lot of nights he had to have cratered pretty quickly between his booze habit and every pro wrestler's abuse of painkillers.
I have heard stories about the 4 Horsemen pulling trains, though - even J.J. Dillon the manager!
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:43 AM (oZ6kz)
JJ could do the Morning Report with Vic sitting on the rocker with a
glass of brown in his hand, providing commentary.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (kqsXK)
I would pay $29.95/month for that.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
Feinstein (whispering to colleague): Relax... I've got an angle.
Ford (plays with green marble, becomes Hulk): FEINSTEIN!!!
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (mlmZR)
Posted by: Serious Cat at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (neVm7)
Well..... we do share information, ya know?
Posted by: Bob, your Friendly Neighborhood NSA minder at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (dNzKv)
The Patriot Channel carries Breitbart content. Ace or someone should reach out and see if they will carry some AoS content too.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (/HkSx)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:26 AM (wAWL+)
I'm not an OSU alum but I was incredulous at the charges at Meyer. I thought the wimmenz were supposed to be empowered to get out of a dogshit relationship without the husband's boss hovering over them like a clucking hen. Do I need Clockwork Orange sensitivity training?
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (y7DUB)
A little twisty maze of passages, all alike.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (lVev3)
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under his Silence Do-smell pseudonym
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (H28BC)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)
Where did you see that?
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (z8bUw)
**************************
On Sean Davis' twitter feed.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (hECVl)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (H28BC
Oh, right, I forgot scotch tape was originally a 3M product.
Is nice.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (WVZ82)
I am ready to go out and install a yardarm. A gallows just doesn't hold the same aesthetic quality.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (Hn6S7)
That's cute.
Any position on crooked FISA judges, there ABA?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:07 AM (vbJig)
Let me know when they address the porn lawyer.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (pUDQf)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (IIoSq)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (WVZ82)
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (JK7Jw)
I'm sorry that happened to you. These people don't actually give a shit about women, they just want a cudgel to beat their opponents with.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (NWiLs)
Public Service Announcement:
Just remember... as bad as the last few weeks have been, we havent seen ANYTHING like we'll see RGB kicks the bucket and Trumps names a replacement.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (8XRCm)
Thomas retires at the end of this term. Unless RBG no longer fogs a mirror.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 28, 2018
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All righty then. President Trump: first Amy Barrett, then a pick who makes Kav and Barrett look like they're raving liberals.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (YJK93)
The Patriot Channel carries Breitbart content. Ace or someone should reach out and see if they will carry some AoS content too.
Posted by: Iasonas
AtC's podcast.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw) "
"And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/HkSx)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JAS at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (3HNOQ)
Was she molested? Was she assaulted?
In the rain? Pulling a train?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (YxTUV)
I tried to find something to rhyme, all in vain.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (veoSD)
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I know, right? We've been trying to get collusion evidence from them for months and months and months.
Posted by: The Corrupt Robert Mueller at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)
The FBI will find that the donks stalled so that they could keep Kav off the bench. The FBI should be looking into THEIR conspiratorial hijinks regarding Katz, Ford and Swetnick
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (mlmZR)
I think the FBI should look into Feinstein and see if this is a Chinese attempted to influence an election and cripple a sitting president.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (TAmPV)
Is nice.
Posted by: OregonMuse
Do we all know what the name 3M actually stands for?
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (YxTUV)
First off, you have all my sympathy and support for the evil you suffered. Men like that need to be castrated or executed.
That said, not everyone reacts to trauma the same way; some block it out of their memories, some remember every detail in painful, eternal clarity. Some just become enraged or disgusted, some seem untouched by it other than revulsion in the past.
The problem isn't her lack of precise memory, its her lack of logic and consistency, her lack of believability, and the complete opposite of corroboration among the others present.
Her story is so bad and so implausible that a cop couldn't even follow it up for an investigation if they wanted to. Where? When? Who? How many were there? Why do you remember this one guy perfectly and yet not how many were present and who they were?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (2Mnv1)
Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and
Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
I'm wheezing here
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (lwiT4)
OK, time to be a pig:
I just saw a pic of Justice Barrett for the first time, and I
thought, "Damn... she's actually kinda cute" i'm not sure if it's
constitutional or not to have an attractive woman on the supreme
court....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 28, 2018 11:32 AM (BRvh1)
Appoint her to the SC as a plant ... then have her #MeToo Elena
Kagan into oblivion and we get to have yet another Trump appointment to
SCOTUS.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 11:38 AM (/qEW2)
Do you think she'll feel safe around Kagan and Sotomayor?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: The Incredible Mr. Limpit at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (F+w+a)
Can you please send me by e-mail your e-mail address so I can send the next prayer list to you/
My computer has crashed and I don't have that information any more. Sorry and thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (AllCR)
Let's start a GoFundMe to buy and fill gas cans for any Democrats who decide to self-immolate in protest.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 28, 2018 11:13 AM (wAWL+)
I concur and I don't think I am the only 'Ette that does.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:17 AM (qpJwS)
Agree 100%
Posted by: the Butcher at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (DIosY)
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I hope she wins big time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Donnelly from Indiana is a No.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)
Not shocking and hopefully he will not be in the Senate for the next confirmation hearings. Hopefully, neither will Tester and several others.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (qpJwS)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)
365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM
I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK
Hmm, you know that straw purchases are illegal. We need stronger straw control laws before everybody has a fully semi-automatic straw dispenser.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM
No kidding! One more check. After all, no one is drinking 1-Up through 6-Up.
*sarc*
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
---
Cook'n with Cannibal Bob
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)
The Dems submit a motion for a potty break at 12:15, and Senate Rules require a 5-day delay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (oVJmc)
If you live in Alaska, Maine, or WV, please call.
Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: Diogenes
She's not a l, she's a ll.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (hECVl)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (9Om/r)
Hanover Fist? That sounds like the name of a gay pr0n actor.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:41 AM (WVZ82)
Well he WILL do things for money.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw) "
"And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
For your Daily Dose of Depression, Doom and Despair!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM
Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Elizabeth Warrren at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (FTlwv)
Yeah it would suck to have two boys pin you down and cover your mouth, grabbing at you. But not to THIS degree of neurosis.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Exactly. The left is setting back credible rape accusations for a generation, and they don't even realize it. They know not what they do.
I am so grateful for the 19th amendment. I feel like I, as semi rational and informed woman, deserve to have a way to shape the government that runs my life. So I am grateful I get to vote.
But knowing that dumb bints like Klobuchar cancel out my vote can be a bit depressing.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (hvf9s)
Her story is so bad and so implausible that a
cop couldn't even follow it up for an investigation if they wanted to.
Where? When? Who? How many were there? Why do you remember this one
guy perfectly and yet not how many were present and who they were?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (39g3+)
Judge Kavanugh you have been accused of some doings and goings on, at some time in the past, at a place not yet determined, and witnesses to named later. How do you plead?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (ymnmz)
Just go to the last place you'd find them first.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (NpvYf)
Muldoon classes up the joint with medieval fart jokes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (WVZ82)
The Dems submit a motion for a potty break at 12:15, and Senate Rules require a 5-day delay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (oVJmc)
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Ace must have more pull than i realized.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (H28BC)
We need a different form of protest.
Set up a large electrified wall and start a social media campaign to get them to run at it? They can protest two things at once!
We'll call it the Dem-Zapper. But not to their faces, of course.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (1ahcT)
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Cook'n with Cannibal Bob
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)
Which he needs to do with a Cajun accent.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer
_______
St. Thomas More was a big fan of fart jokes too.
Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (9vQJW)
- - - -
Just hotwire it.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (72PAC)
365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM
I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK
Hmm, you know that straw purchases are illegal. We need stronger straw control laws before everybody has a fully semi-automatic straw dispenser.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (Hn6S7)
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Mouse. A rebel.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (bcbK8)
Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)
No just the leftist president thereof...
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (qpJwS)
The FBI will find that the donks stalled so that they could keep
Kav off the bench. The FBI should be looking into THEIR conspiratorial
hijinks regarding Katz, Ford and Swetnick
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:44 AM (mlmZR)
I think the FBI should look into Feinstein and see if this is a
Chinese attempted to influence an election and cripple a sitting
president.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (TAmPV)
In the meantime, release the list of politicians who used taxpayer money as hush money to silence sexual harassment claims. I demand names, number of times checks were written and amounts paid out
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (jxbfJ)
365 Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM
I'd heard rumors of a plastics underground coming out of Spokane.
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:37 AM (0tfLf)
They fly them in via vector-thrust panzers, very cool.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (bcbK
Hmm, you know that straw purchases are illegal. We need stronger straw control laws before everybody has a fully semi-automatic straw dispenser.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM
Down in Puyallup, they've come up with a way to put ridges on a straw that will allow you to bend it. You can suck around corners!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (0tfLf)
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, Man Among Men at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)
Tonight's Mega Million jackpot is worth $195 million cash*
*Before taxes, relatives, and firearms.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (dsq1T)
He bit a dog to establish dominance.
Two guys watching a dog lick himself:
"I wish I could do that."
"You should try scratching him behind his ear first."
- just the punchline...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (A Deplorable Dixie Dreg of Society) at September 28, 2018 11:11 AM (HaL55)
I seem to recall reading about someone who was raising wolves. They did a thing called "borking", which was to bite (gently) the nose of a young wolf to show who is boss.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (mlmZR)
Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/HkSx)
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I'm an #AlwaysCruz guy.
If I lived in Texas, I'd probably volunteer for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (8o3AL)
Posted by: runner beriavich at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)
I had read the vote won't be until early/mid next week.
Posted by: JPV at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (T6elx)
She had an angle?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (39g3+)
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)
Good luck!
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (72PAC)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM
Minnesota Mining & Manufacturing
Posted by: AltonJackson
Exactly. I didn't know that it was actually for a named company until I started dealing with them thru work. I always thought 3M WAS the company name.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (YxTUV)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)
Break a leg!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (NWiLs)
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I hope she wins big time.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (+y/Ru)
Did Reid's investigators ever find the guy who used a time machine to hack her old blog?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (WVZ82)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (/HkSx)
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (hvf9s)
Muldoon classes up the joint with medieval fart jokes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM
Sniffs...is that a limerick in the air?
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (0tfLf)
Donnelly from Indiana is a No.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:40 AM (hECVl)
Not shocking and hopefully he will not be in the Senate for the next confirmation hearings. Hopefully, neither will Tester and several others.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (qpJwS)
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Complete guess:
He knows he's going to lose in November, and he's protecting his probably future work as a lobbyist for a leftist organization.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (8o3AL)
So, nope, she didn't name a day.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)
Wooooo!
Go kick all the asses!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (bUjCl)
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Huh... she was the one Senator I had pegged for a definite, no-questions-asked "no."
I kind of find that promising.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)
He stole lupins from the poor and gave to the rich, too
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (39g3+)
ridges on a straw that will allow you to bend it. You can suck around
corners!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (0tfLf)
I have an 88 Magnum straw, it sucks through schools.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Hn6S7)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM
~~~~~
Exactly how the Spanish Inquisition was carried out.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: grammie winger at September 28, 2018 11:51 AM (lwiT4)
Heh. You so funny.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (/ZWeB)
____
Colonel Kurt Schlicter FTW!!!!
Posted by: ShainS -- Kavanaugh Shitshow Survivor at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (YJK93)
Posted by: ErikInTexas at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (5MO1f)
Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Kavanaugh looks nothing like Bill Clinton or Ted Kennedy.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (7oPmA)
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:49 AM (hvf9s)
Want to have fun? Find one of your acquaintances that has TDS and tell them that you are going to vote just to cancel out their vote. Tell them that their vote is therefore meaningless. Sometimes, you can get a ragestroke going.
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Rr52g)
PANIC IN DC
D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.
POTUS: Judge K will be confirmed regardless...
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (39g3+)
Are you trying to tell us you like getting tickled?
Posted by: Chairman Grassley at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (/cL3k)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
Boxer looks like a woman who would fuck a donkey.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM
mazel tov, Donna
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (ZQfW9)
Exactly. The left is setting back credible rape accusations for a
generation, and they don't even realize it. They know not what they do.
I think they do realize it - they just don't give a shit.
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (RzUqr)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (a0IVu)
Posted by: creeper at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (AzV8L)
Posted by: Iasonas at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (/HkSx)
Other posters have spoken up over the last few days and pointed out that a woman remembers the details.
I saw Juanitia Broaddrick on Hannity last night and she remembers everything.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (TAmPV)
> Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)
They're too big for me
I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)
Which he needs to do with a Cajun accent.
Posted by: Insomniac
He needs to have zombie Justin Wilson on his show.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (YxTUV)
We're planning for the future.
Posted by: Google at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (1ahcT)
Also, my pituitary isn't talking to my medulla right now, because she's a mean-girl little drama queen.
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (dsq1T)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku)
I call this the Spastic Inquisition.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (7oPmA)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (ddyfx)
I know Johnny Crosslin still does a (clothed) calendar line.
Anyone else making good quality T&A calendars?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (Evws/)
I think she's always been a "yes" vote but is putting up a good appearance at times.
And I'm reading conflicting reports: either Saturday or Tuesday (for some reason) the approval vote. Also known as the day the women accusing him disappear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)
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Huh... she was the one Senator I had pegged for a definite, no-questions-asked "no."
I kind of find that promising.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (AzW6q)
...
I'm with the pessimists who think this is the CYA for a "no" vote.
You want to be able to show how much you really, really wanted to vote "yes" but just couldn't.
Plus she stays in the news longer. You know she loves the swing vote attention.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (yL25O)
We're planning for the future.
We're on it.
Posted by: Facebook at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (1ahcT)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdUdv69AYBU
Like what Cruz is saying about the poison of tribalism.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (hvf9s)
Why you no believe? Misogyny, right?
Posted by: Frau Dr. Perfesser Ford at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (KUBIs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (bcbK
But you won't find any straws in the basement of the Alamo.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (Hn6S7)
If I lived in Texas, I'd probably volunteer for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (8o3AL)
Me also... I supported him in his first primary run and ever since.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (qpJwS)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (d6Ksn)
I wish you all the best!!!
Posted by: KWDreaming at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (mWSod)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (hECVl)
Leaving for a noon job interview! Wish me luck!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V
I never say "Good Luck".
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (BWL+E)
I don't see it on Variety.com - what is it?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (W+vEI)
Whereas Bill Clinton looked like someone who actually raped several women.
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ddyfx)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:47 AM (a0IVu)
Committee vote at 1:30, then 30 hours of debate starting over the weekend, then final vote on Tuesday sometime (no way of telling because the DemonRats will undoubtedly contend that they just need a couple more hours to round up a woman Kav looked at with lust in his heart.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
> I do not understand those words in that order.
Yeah, well, you're not Bob Menendez, D-Pedophilia.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (f5LwH)
I think she's always been a "yes" vote but is putting up a good appearance at times.
And I'm reading conflicting reports: either Saturday or Tuesday (for some reason) the approval vote. Also known as the day the women accusing him disappear.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (39g3+)
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That 30 hour debate clock, I guess.
If they run straight through the night, they can vote sometime late tomorrow.
If they break for Monday, the earliest they can do it is Tuesday.
It's a question of what Cocaine Mitch will do with the session schedule.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (8o3AL)
Ben Franklin made fart jokes.
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Shouldn't that be f-f-f-f-fart jokes?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (+y/Ru)
Crack me a ThThThThThThThThunder dent!
Posted by: Chaucer at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (ymnmz)
Tester might have to.
The obvious lot - Heitkamp, Manchin.
Posted by: Facebook at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Exactly how the Spanish Inquisition was carried out.
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Ri0Ku)
No one was expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (1ahcT)
He was the man for a long, long time.
I crapped bigger than Ric Flair!
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, Man Among Men at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)
Ric was prettier. He was the Nature Boy after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (dPd5y)
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Yeah.
Just exactly how do you unspread butter again??
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (8XRCm)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
LOL!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (kqsXK)
You want to be able to show how much you really, really wanted to vote "yes" but just couldn't.
Plus she stays in the news longer. You know she loves the swing vote attention.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (yL25O)
She is a yes or she would have already said she was a no.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (qpJwS)
Actually, he wrote an essay.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fart_Proudly
Posted by: Fritz at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (2Mnv1)
I have a daughter--but I also have a son and these days I worry for him since it appears that presumption of innocence no longer applies.
Posted by: Lirio100 at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (JK7Jw)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (xzqr4)
Cruz is doing better today than yesterday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)
Yesterday belonged to Sen Graham and Kav. I think Cruz understood that. He can bring the fire and fury today or on voting day.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (a0IVu)
So obviously he hadn't been awake the last two weeks. They haven't been, and won't be, soothed by anything short of the Judge's withdrawal from the process.
So: STFU.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (wT9DW)
Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman
He has a penis
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (bcbK
But you won't find any straws in the basement of the Alamo.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 11:54 AM (Hn6S7)
I knew there was something I was supposed to check up on before going to Texas.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (bcbK8)
generation, and they don't even realize it. They know not what they do.
"We're smart enough, we're good enough, and gosh darn it, people like us! We can fix it!"
--Democrats
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (39g3+)
Actually, he wrote an essay.
________________________________________
Dude needed a hobby.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: ro-man at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: HA at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (MAstk)
https://youtu.be/LcRSLyD1jY8
So anyone who wants to tune out of the modern circus...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (dsq1T)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Roy at September 28, 2018 11:52 AM (Rr52g)
Hah Roy! I might have to do that during the holidays this year, if I come out of the political closet and let my lefty family know I not only voted for Trump, but I love the guy. If they get cruel I will have to pull out your retort.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (I2dne)
I don't think he's changing any minds; it's kind of boring.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (IIoSq)
And her mini-me Speier was one of the first to trot to the media yesterday about Kavanaugh's temperament.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (ddyfx)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (qpJwS)
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I had read somewhere that she said couldn't vote yes unless she heard testimony from Mark Judge first. Since that was not gonna happen, I figured she was laying out a pretext for her inevitable no vote. Could've been fake news though. Don't remember where I read that...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (AzW6q)
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (A5aDo)
....
What an ignorant fuck.
Posted by: HA at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (MAstk)
starting over the weekend, then final vote on Tuesday sometime (no way
of telling because the DemonRats will undoubtedly contend that they just
need a couple more hours to round up a woman Kav looked at with lust in
his heart.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at September 28, 2018 11:55 AM (RD7QR)
I am hoping that McConnell makes them stay this weekend and Kav gets a Sunday vote.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (qpJwS)
If they run straight through the night, they can vote sometime late tomorrow.
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Is that true?
Posted by: Myriad Jack at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (Whlww)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (DJFLF)
Good on you.
Air rifles also work for air rats and are usually more tolerated in urban areas and they make some honeys nowadays.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK8)
A "psychologist" who thinks memories are stored in the hippocampus? She's a fraud and a loon.
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (vbJig)
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how about 2 guys try to rape you and then just walk back downstairs to the party.
That isn't how
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (H28BC)
Posted by: Esse at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (ddyfx)
Bastards!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at September 28, 2018 11:33 AM (0tfLf)
Yep, I smuggle in straws, plastic bags and inexpensive Pepsi from the free part of the state.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:34 AM (bcbK
and cheap booze from Idaho!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (mCMQ5)
Shaddup-- grammie is on the thread, and TEH CUBBIES ARE IN THE PLAYOFFS!
Although I do wish for Kavanaugh's sake that the Nationals had taken the NL East. (I hope he continues to treat his friends to many more home games-- "bleacher friends," not "beach friends.")
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (3C9q2)
https://youtu.be/LcRSLyD1jY8
So anyone who wants to tune out of the modern circus...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (dsq1T)
Thankee
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Old Dude at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (LGXGf)
We can't hire all the white male Senatorial rejects! It's hard enough for us to find a POC tranny to put on with Flake!
Posted by: CNN at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (1ahcT)
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 11:48 AM (H28BC)
Which he needs to do with a Cajun accent.
Posted by: Insomniac
*******
Etois, bruddahs and sistahs. Today we been makin' a mahty fine Ay-too-fay! How 'bout dem Saints, eh?
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (mvenn)
This is what good pellet rifles are for. Nice and quiet.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (A5aDo)
https://tinyurl.com/yb4fqmp4
What worries me is why they supported him in the first place. Jesuits are notoriously liberal, even apart from Francis.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Muldoon at September 28, 2018 11:59 AM (mvenn)
Fust, we make da roux.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 11:42 AM (z8bUw) "
"And at 2 PM we have Hands-On Report with Masturbatin' Pete. After that, it's Canal Zone at 3:30 PM with Zod and Palp. And don't miss The Glass Half Empty featuring Insomniac."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
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I wouldn't want to miss the Ben Roethlisberger Comedy Hour.
Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (9vQJW)
I had read somewhere that she said couldn't vote yes unless she heard testimony from Mark Judge first.
She heard his written testimony under given under pain of perjury.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (TAmPV)
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So he must be removed from society because Minority Report.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (+y/Ru)
So obviously he hadn't been awake the last two weeks. They haven't been, and won't be, soothed by anything short of the Judge's withdrawal from the process.
So: STFU.
Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMaHomesie at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (wT9DW)
++++++++++
No placation. No quarter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (mk9aG)
Air rifles also work for air rats and are usually more tolerated in urban areas and they make some honeys nowadays.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK
I may have to go that route because I'm embedded in suburbia. That freaking squirrel really pissed me off. Invasion of the tree rats.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (DJFLF)
He was the man for a long, long time.
I crapped bigger than Ric Flair!
Posted by: Classy Freddie Blassie, Man Among Men at September 28, 2018 11:50 AM (kqsXK)
Ric was prettier. He was the Nature Boy after all.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:56 AM (bcbK
After the plane crash he took on the Nature Boy gimmick. Have you ever seen him before that? You would not recognize him. You'd go "Wait that was Ric Flair?"
Posted by: buzzion at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (cAnNx)
more than anything, this is what turned Americans off this circus. big mistake of the Dems to let him near a camera
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (kCYWw)
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If you have sons, have a talk with them about liberal women.
Essentially, the rule of law is that any woman can accuse any man that they have met in the past of rape with no evidence whatsoever and it is accepted as true. No matter what.
So... be careful out there. Especially you guys in college who hang out with liberal women.
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)
Qanon reported that the Dems tried to make a deal with Trump. If he withdrew his order to declassify the documents he ordered declassified, the Dems would back off the Kavanaugh charges and make them go away.
I am assuming if such begging went on, Trump told them to GF themselves.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (qpJwS)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTmfwklFM-M
(it's that movie, I self-confess to thoughtcrime for knowing this scene exists)
Posted by: CNN at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (1ahcT)
Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:45 AM (oZ6kz)
Cook'n with Cannibal Bob"
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I am so happy I read this blog enough to get all these references! I LOLed!!!!
Posted by: Brunnhilde at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (aW5/6)
Antipersonnel Paste Is The New Wall.
Posted by: Zod at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (1ahcT)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)
"get myself a .22 Henry." You will regret getting a lever-action as
soon as you get down into prone position. Leave the poor critters alone
whydontcha?
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (mk9aG)
BF's rifle is not lever action. I will not leave the squirrels alone, my birdies' nutrition depends on the tree rats being removed.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (A5aDo)
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Daisy 880 Powerline for the win.
Powerful, accurate, $50.00.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (bUjCl)
what's Declas?
Posted by: willow at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (dPd5y)
Declassification of the FISA documents.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (Hn6S7)
Powerless idiot jagoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
PANIC IN DC
D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.
POTUS: Judge K will be confirmed regardless...
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (QKV7o)
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HA! 'He' posted that on the . . . 17th.
Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (MouFt)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (ddyfx)
Yeah but not for squish GOP, for Dems, particularly those in Red States or facing tough election fights.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (39g3+)
" Avanetti shoves his way into the party and starts waving around a dildo trying to get attention"
That would be a good feat. How much does Bill Krystol weigh?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (KUBIs)
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (1ahcT)
$750.00 an hour.
Posted by: Sock Manager at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (vbJig)
Because an assault by Kavanaugh never happened. Kavanaugh was named only after he became a SC nominee.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: jwb7605 at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (uU9ws)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (I2dne)
Voice actress Rachel Butera mocked Ford's baby voice in the hearing, Twitter has memory holed her. Because of course it has. Poor lady, she will now be on the social media and Hollywood blacklist forever.
Her comment in her now memory holed vid:
"I just have this kind of a voice, like a baby, even though I'm a doctor and I'm on this media circus, political stage, and I have kids myself, that I don't know why I speak with vocal fry," Butera said in the video (pictured above) she posted on Twitter along with the comment: "I can't believe this is my voice, can you???. Dr. Christine Blasey-Vocal Fry-Ford."
I like the Fry-Ford quip.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (NLLmE)
I am almost afraid to ask the Horde which show they think I should host for AoSHQ TV.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)
Ettes should have a shopping show, no?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (a0IVu)
Powerless idiot jagoffs.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (AzW6q)
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I demand a repeal of the 17th Amendment to give these states a direct say in the goings on of the federal government!
And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (8o3AL)
I know it's better if she keeps reminding people how awful she is, but why won't this woman get it through her addled brain: people don't like you, they've rejected you. GO AWAY!
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (W+vEI)
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Governors are senators like I'm Pope.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NLLmE)
601 I don't own any firearms but this morning I witnessed a tree rat on
my deck railing trying to get to the bird feeder. Right now I feel
motivated to get myself a .22 Henry. I've been target shooting with my
BF's piece and do OK if I may say so. Just have to bone up on local
critter shooting ordinances.
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (DJFLF)
Good on you.
Air rifles also work for air rats and are usually more tolerated in urban areas and they make some honeys nowadays.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 28, 2018 11:58 AM (bcbK
And remember the 4 firearm safety rules1) Treat all guns as loaded, all the time
2) Never point it at anything you don't wish to destroy
3) Keep your booger hook off the bang switch until you are ready to fire
4) Know your target, and what is beyond it. Very important in more urban areas.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (jxbfJ)
The Jesuits need their own FBI investigation
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NLLmE)
Oh noes! Jesuit magazine withdraws support for Kavanaugh after Ford testimony
The Jesuits need their own FBI investigation
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RzUqr)
It amazes me that they still are considered Catholics.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (jxbfJ)
Watch out. That incantation didn't work for John Oliver. I think it's a curse that backfires.
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: gp at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (mk9aG)
And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (8o3AL)
I still maintain the most immediate and probable way to bring this country back from the brink is to repeal those two amendments.
Doing so is another matter entirely.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (ddyfx)
Posted by: Indelible in my Hippocampus at September 28, 2018 12:01 PM (URwyc)
Cruz is not in any way summing up.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)
This will always amaze me.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: IrishEi at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (Ri0Ku)
more than anything, this is what turned Americans off this circus. big mistake of the Dems to let him near a camera
Ooh, shiny boy, I'll spread, got any superdelegates?
Posted by: Kamala Harris at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (1ahcT)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: eleven at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (NLLmE)
There's also Crapo.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (IIoSq)
=
that is a billion dollar question
Posted by: runner sorovich at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (bUjCl)
A lot of money can be squeezed out of a vote like this. Never let anything go for free. Just ask anybody from IL.
Posted by: ro-man at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)
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beauty tips. moar facials.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (H28BC)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (dsq1T)
I agree with both characterizations, I think she's mentally unstable and barely able to pretend to know about her alleged expertise. How she got a doctorate in this says more about the state of pyschology than anything about her.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Tami
>We could pitch money in for a satellite dish, a vocaloid program, and probably a licence from Sirius XM.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 28, 2018 11:35 AM (9QyRV)
I'm in!
Posted by: Tami at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (cF8AT)
See this part may be a problem.
My mom told me when I was four years old I was really mad at her about something. She was hanging curtains at the time. When she came down from the step stool, she was surprised to see me aiming a curtain rod at her yelling:
"I'm gonna shoot you!'
Posted by: kallisto at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (DJFLF)
The Jesuits need their own FBI investigation
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:04 PM (RzUqr)
It amazes me that they still are considered Catholics.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Mister, we could use a man like Clement XIV again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
___________
I wouldn't want to miss the Ben Roethlisberger Comedy Hour.
Posted by: Furious George at September 28, 2018 12:00 PM (9vQJW)
I always stay up for "The Hour of Glower" with MWR and AtC.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (dsq1T)
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"Combat Aircraft of WWII.... The Documentary"
Posted by: fixerupper at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (8XRCm)
?
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (OLS0m)
Yeah, right. Don't make me laugh, I have a weak kidney.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (FTlwv)
Is the clip online? I only saw the Variety description of it...
Posted by: Lizzy at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (W+vEI)
I thought it was rutabagas.
Actually, it's lutefisk.
Posted by: Basement Cat at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (3C9q2)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (kCYWw)
Weasel Joe will vote yes and so will Tester.
It's a done deal, vote tomorrow so he can be seated on the new court.
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (z8bUw)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)
Too bad there's not a "Sen. Bottoms" on the judiciary committee.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (WVZ82)
Trump you magnificent bastard, you may just have Jedi mind tricked them into destroying themselves.
Also, it proves what you can accomplish if you stay on the offensive and don't apologize.
It also seems as if Lindsey Graham's remarks have turned the tide.
Bravo Senator Graham, Bravo.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mlmZR)
The court/police documents about his behavior to his ex wife, using his child as a political pawn in their divorce proceedings and screaming at her in the kid's presence, demanding to be let into the house...guy is a preening, infantile psycho.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (hvf9s)
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My guess?
Hillary/DNC/ O paid for the dossier, knew it was fake, and pushed it to the MSM so that they could spy on Trump.
I believe the phrase is "dirty tricks." That probably lead back to their god Obama.
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ZiMvv)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: Sportscaster in a Plaid Jacket at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ismre)
_______________________________________
If you're willing to lay out the big bucks, they'll make you a doctor of anything.
When it comes to junk science like psychology, a doctorate is as obtainable as your $150,000 in student loans.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (vbJig)
And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
19th. Get the feelz out of government.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (YxTUV)
I don't think Graham has the physique of a steroid user, though.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 28, 2018 11:19 AM (oZ6kz)
Does Hormone Replacement Therapy count as steroids?
Sorry, force of habit.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 28, 2018 11:20 AM (KUaJL)
I'd bet Mz Linzee takes her steroids second-hand, orally. And occasionally in suppository form.
Posted by: cornbred at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (m/v5g)
And just when you thought the Murphy Brown reboot couldn't be crustier - Hillary Clinton will be making a guest appearance!!
This 90s nostalgia thing reminds me of Al Bundy remembering his all-state game where he had 4 touchdowns. Its aging boomers trying to regain what they considered their 30-something glory days.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mlmZR)
++++++++
That's a weird way to spell "cretinous"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (I2dne)
"I am certain that Feinstein and her staff did not leak the documents before that date because it was not theirs to do so." ?
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:06 PM (IIoSq)
You honor I am certain my client didn't rob that liquer store because it was not his to do so.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: steevy at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (mCMQ5)
...from the small English Midlands village of Boxwine-on-Tap.
Posted by: Zod at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (Bdeb0)
Isn't there a saying that politics is Hollywood for ugly people?
Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (Ydn2k)
Weasel Joe will vote yes and so will Tester.
It's a done deal, vote tomorrow so he can be seated on the new court.
Posted by: Kemp at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (z8bUw)
Collins Yes, Murk Yes... but Donnelly already announced he is a no and Tester to my knowledge hasn't said anything.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (qpJwS)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)
Too bad there's not a "Sen. Bottoms" on the judiciary committee.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (WVZ82)
Or a Tymes.
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (mlmZR)
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At least you get the beauty tips show.
Pretty sure my show is going to be "Shibumi the Conspiracy Crazysphere."
"Today we're talking to Anonymous, a 4Chan pol poster who hates everyone and is interested in sex bots."
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (QKV7o)
Two words:
1. O
2. Bama
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Sportscaster in a Plaid Jacket at September 28, 2018 12:08 PM (ismre)
Face. Heel. Dick.
Posted by: Zod at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: ro-man at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: CN at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (mlmZR)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (I2dne)
Believe the wimminz! And look at my boobs!
> Posted by: Alissa Milano at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (786Ro)
They're too big for me
I do not understand those words in that order.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018
*
*
That's usually true of me too. But there are actually some females in the "adult" film industry who are too big up top for my taste.
Not many . . . but a few.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (dsq1T)
Posted by: saf at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (OLS0m)
Posted by: Max Power at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (q177U)
And the 16th Amendment, because why not?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:03 PM (8o3AL)
I still maintain the most immediate and probable way to bring this country back from the brink is to repeal those two amendments.
Doing so is another matter entirely.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at September 28, 2018 12:05 PM (72PAC)
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We can adopt the leftist method and get Conservative Living Constitutionalists who will deem the two amendments to the Constitution to be unconstitutional.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (8o3AL)
https://vimeo.com/292192821
Liberals cannot stand being mocked, no wonder Rachel got memory holed.
Posted by: LizLem at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: garrett at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (yu9D4)
Coons and Blumenthal are two very untelegenic men.
Isn't there a saying that politics is Hollywood for ugly people?
Posted by: Henry Waxman at September 28, 2018 12:09 PM (Ydn2k)
Like not smart?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: runner at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (bUjCl)
Amen to that!!!! We could use a good suppression right about now. Jesuits or the Dems - I'd take either one at the moment
Posted by: MR. KURD at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (RzUqr)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Vinny the Loan Shark at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (vbJig)
First, Kavanaugh is One Of The Club© he's acceptable and went to all the right schools, etc. So he's in, and a good guy according to Graham.
Second, Graham's seat is rock solid safe and he's not up for election, so he got the nod to be the attack dog -- doubly effective because he's usually such a squish and its shocking to people, particularly reporters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (39g3+)
It also seems as if Lindsey Graham's remarks have turned the tide.
Bravo Senator Graham, Bravo.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 28, 2018 12:07 PM (mv+Oj)
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And as bad as that prosecutor was in asking questions, apparently she met with the Rep caucus and said "Nah bro, I'd never bring this into a court room."
Posted by: WisRich at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: misslurk'ette at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (GDpRb)
Can we get back to the FISA Docs?
Seeing as how the President ordered their release... oh.... more than 10 days ago?
or will it REALLY be... #TwoWeeks
Posted by: Don Q at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DanMan at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:12 PM (IIoSq)
Posted by: Boulder terlit hobo at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (kCYWw)
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Oh, don't worry. I'll have political guests too.
"On today's show, Anonymous Coward from GLP shows us evidence that these leading politicians are Reptillian aliens. The list will suprrise you!"
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: t-bird at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 28, 2018 12:11 PM (8o3AL)
Hell yeah.
Posted by: Random Texan Judge at September 28, 2018 12:13 PM (72PAC)
PANIC IN DC
D'S offering to [KILL]sexual assault allegations v Judge K in exchange for immediate pullback of DECLAS.
POTUS: Judge K will be confirmed regardless...
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 11:53 AM (QKV7o)
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HA! 'He' posted that on the . . . 17th.
Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (MouFt)
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I'm going with "coincidence" there but still funny. Several posts days before about requests for meetings w/POTUS from Rosenstein all rebuffed by POTUS.
Posted by: Manatee of Doom at September 28, 2018 12:14 PM (MouFt)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice* at September 28, 2018 11:29 AM (AzW6q)
Or maybe Pali wimmenz just smell real bad, on account of not bathing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 12:15 PM (iwUO9)
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Have you ever told a nasty joke? If yes, then two strikes it is. Another will require an FBI investigation.
Posted by: Undocumented at September 28, 2018 12:16 PM (Pby3z)
Posted by: Gregory Hines at September 28, 2018 12:16 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: m at September 28, 2018 12:02 PM (IIoSq)
Raaaycist!
Typed affirmative action remark, deleted.
Posted by: JEM at September 28, 2018 12:16 PM (1ahcT)
Lying fuck! You had your chance. Thank that fucking relic ranking member, then shove it! You pissed off Grasshole, and he didn't get his nappy, so GFY!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 28, 2018 12:17 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: Ever at September 28, 2018 12:18 PM (OLS0m)
Not just "friends", but "beach friends!" The extra crispy type of "friends", with great legal advise!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 28, 2018 12:20 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 28, 2018 12:23 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 28, 2018 11:36 AM (1WEir)
They are authentically Aryans, after all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (iwUO9)
It went on to decsribe Kavanagh's beliefs.
Chrissie Ford reads it. Talks about it with her even-more-left husband. Researches K and finds he was sort of in the same high school scene as she back then.
Given that she was a hard-drinking slut back then, she may have had a grope encounter at a h.s. house drinkathon. Not the life changing event she decribed, but enough to be a dim memory years later.
Hubby likely says what's the chance it was that asshole Kavanagh. Let's go see one of those memory shrinks.
The go and play Ouiji board or whatever with the shrink, see if this little seed of thought can sprout. It does, but she still cannot see the groper in her mind as K.
But she is acutely aware of K as a threat to her leftist worldview. The Toobin article, the fact that Romney had him #1 on his short list for SCOTUS if elected, it was all playing in her mind, her husband's, and egged forward in wine-soaked dinner parties with their leftist beach friends.
Trump gets elected, it knocks her head a couple more notches off kilter. She does the WomensMarch, considers herself a full time resistace soldier, and then the shit hits the fan for her. Kennedy announces he will retire, Kav is short listed and then numero uno as nominee.
Pop goes the memory lighbulb about that grope session at the house party. It HAD to have been K!
Her simple mind, goaded by her husband's rantings, fleshes out the story. Let's write a letter!
The letter can shut this down, they decide, if we can play it right. How do we do it and keep anonymous? Can we remain so? Is it worth it, even to be exposed? They decide yes, but hope that an anonymous claim can make the soft Republicans back away in this ere of #MeToo.
We know the rest.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 28, 2018 12:24 PM (kSGNV)
Pretty sure my show is going to be "Shibumi the Conspiracy Crazysphere."
"Today we're talking to Anonymous, a 4Chan pol poster who hates everyone and is interested in sex bots."
Posted by: shibumi at September 28, 2018 12:10 PM (QKV7o)
I'd get the Necrophilia Hour.
"This is a picture of Anna Held. She died in 1918. I'd have hit that harder than Freddie Blassie dropping Ric Flair to the mat."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at September 28, 2018 12:31 PM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 28, 2018 11:46 AM (BWL+E)
They can't support Kavanaugh; they only support boobs.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 28, 2018 12:39 PM (iwUO9)
Former Dem Senator Barbara Boxer: Kavanaugh Looked Like Someone Who Could Attack a Woman
He has a penis
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 28, 2018 11:57 AM (TAmPV)
Yeah. You never know.
Posted by: Ted Bundy at September 28, 2018 12:48 PM (AzV8L)
But if Ford's husband were that involved, wouldn't he have been there yesterday?
(Or was he and I'm out to lunch?)
Posted by: creeper at September 28, 2018 12:53 PM (AzV8L)
Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 28, 2018 04:03 PM (wGqjj)
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