aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
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MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
Michael Avenatti Locks Twitter Account After Admitting His "Gang Bang Network" Accuser Might Not Come Forward;
Anonymous Poster Claims He Catfished Avenatti With Scam Claim
Is the latter true? I don't know. But apparently we're all believing anonymous accusations now so I would say he has been Credibly Accused.
First, that which we know: Avenatti has locked his twitter account and admitted his Mystery Gang Rape Accuser might not come forward.A few minutes after this apparent walk back, where he appears to be blaming the woman if he does not deliver what he promised, Avenatti, the attorney for porn star Stormy Daniels made famous by CNN, locked public access to his Twitter account.Via Niedermeyer's Dead Horse comes this link to a claim about scamming Avenatti with made-up claims and getting him to offer up $20,000 and then $75,000 and then a GoFundMe campaign for even more. Anonymous, unconfirmed claim here. Note that "anonymous, unconfirmed claim" is now media-speak for "credible accusation which the accused must prove untrue or else admit to be guilty of." Below, the text. Various tags I don't understand have been deleted along with ">" symbols that indicate line breaks but make it hard to read.
How to fuck with a PORN LAWYER [various tags deleted] Gather in FAGS ... It's STORY TIME !!! Have stripper GF give him a call on her Burner Phone She tells him that she is a 51 Year alumna of the private Holton-Arms School. And that Bret Kavanugh and his buddy Mark Judge ran a train on her. Tells Him that she knows all the "Secret" codes... Find Them, Feel Them,French Them, Fuck Them, and Forget Them" - "Devil's Triangle" is a Three way f*ck... with a c*ck in all of her orifices ... He EATS IT THE FUCK UP ! She has him call my Burner Cell phone - I'm a Classmate of Judge Kavaugh to Confirm. In my Creepiest Deep Throat voice...I Confirm it ALL Can Hear Avanatti wheels spinning..he's thinking he's broken the story of the year. Calls GF 10 times. Wants her to tell her story on "Anderson Cooper 360" She Cries that she cannot be around Men.. He then BEGS her to to do a one on one special with Poppy Harlow. She would but her car just broke down and the rent is door she cannot miss work...Offers her 20K .. cries she cannot She'll loser her job. 20K isn't enough. Ups it to 75K and much more after the "Gofundme" Scam. She'll be a national HERO She agrees Claims the Money will be ready to be wired in 2 hours... right after she signs CNN Exclusive She agrees... The phone doesn't stop ringing...She tells me she is bored and scared wants to stop. OK we've had enough fun with this jack off We break our burner phones Avanatti disables his Twitter.I'm Sad: Five minutes ago my dick was harder than a hammer made of pure trigonometry, but now I'm sad. Why did he not record the calls or keep the texts? The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this. We've heard a lot of excuses in the past few weeks as to why things which should be provable cannot be proved. Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious. Seems like this claim itself is a scam cooked up after-the-fact to connect Avenatti locking his twitter with his strange obsessions with the "Devil's Triangle" and the FFFFF thing.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rob at September 25, 2018 02:37 PM (9rjbw)
Posted by: mikeski at September 25, 2018 02:37 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Chrissy Crazy-Fraud, Ph.D. at September 25, 2018 02:38 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: pep at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (/lMZ0)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (PA9oZ)
The sad part is this guy didn't let him hang himself by letting him make these declarations in court, in front of Congress or more in the media. This could have been played out more, with more damage to rats. Sad!
Posted by: De Ferrers at September 25, 2018 02:40 PM (IjbC9)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 02:40 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:41 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 02:41 PM (UsCnO)
Of course this shitbag being a leftist, those rules don't apply.
Posted by: Unclefacts, yeah, that one. at September 25, 2018 02:41 PM (Ayk4B)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (jsWA8)
Creepy porn lawyer.
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I'm sorry, I just can't stop saying creepy porn lawyer. The phrase just kind of rolls off the tongue. And it will follow Avenatti for the rest of his professional life.
Thank you, Tucker Carlson!
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (KtayJ)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (eytER)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (mCMQ5)
Please make this true.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (PA9oZ)
Avenatti was a bridge too far for them, Ace.... it's like a mashup of Breaking Bad, Better Call Saul, and Shameless....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (ORTIN)
Posted by: Some Soybean-Sucking Cucks at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (/1n5E)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (3T+T0)
OH SHIT!!!! JUST READING ACES HEADLINE MADE MY FRICKIN DAY!!!!
AVENTTI GOT HOOKED!!!!!
...now for the content.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Nice try.
(I've spent this day at home with food poisoning. The bed, the pot, and sometimes downstairs for more water is my world today.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (S+f51)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (K9/o4)
Please, please, please let this be real
Posted by: Fearless Freep at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (dgpiX)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
well, I sure picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (vcOmj)
People were saying "creepy porn lawyer" but they were talking about the Kavanaugh case, and I thought I must be missing something because nobody would cross the streams like that.
Right? Nobody would cross the streams like that.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (GBteo)
She's a stripper. She can't possibly be shy.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (9UFHO)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Some Soybean-Sucking Cucks at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (PA9oZ)
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We must go back to the dignified presidencies of Andrew Jackson, Lyndon Johnson, Andrew Johnson, and John F. Kennedy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: abbynormal at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (h5Lyp)
Posted by: brak at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Nice try.
(I've spent this day at home with food poisoning. The bed, the pot, and sometimes downstairs for more water is my world today.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (N1ZXu)
Gas Station Sushi????
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (xtmwf)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (K9/o4)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (PA9oZ)
Been working on that joke a while, have we, ace?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (AqQLl)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (jUVms)
The Democrats are falling apart. All they've got are flakes, skulking witnesses that haven't seen anything, and creepy porn lawyers.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what winning feels like.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (KtayJ)
she could not get on cnn without giving her real name and drivers license. After that, the gig is up.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (ORTIN)
Oh, not even close.
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (S+f51)
We need 1,000 conservative protesters in Grassley's office RIGHT NOW demanding that he call and end to this charade.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: m
Ancient Alien experts all agree that Creepy Porn Lawyer is not caused by Aliens.
He's a natural human phenomenon
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (PA9oZ)
Vibranium !
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: andycanuck at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (AllCR)
Prayer against the powers of darkness is always a good answer.
I don't think the Almighty takes kindly to bearing false witness.
Posted by: moki at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (mFoNl)
she could not get on cnn without giving her real name and drivers license. After that, the gig is up.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (PA9oZ)
And as money is involved, it becomes Fraud.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (NgKpN)
The Democrats are falling apart. All they've got are flakes, skulking witnesses that haven't seen anything, and creepy porn lawyers.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what winning feels like.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (KtayJ)
And yet, some resist..... maybe time to pass out the Zoloft.....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (ffWPP)
nah just came to me. I just mixed two jokes together. "My dick is harder than trigonometry" and the standard "my dick is harder than [this hard thing]."
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (PA9oZ)
The Democrats are falling apart. All they've got are flakes, skulking witnesses that haven't seen anything, and creepy porn lawyers.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is what winning feels like.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:44 PM (KtayJ)
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I mostly share your optimism, until I remember that Susan Collins and Jeff Flake are on our team.
Yeah, Kavanaugh should said through, but either of those two could find that Grassley didn't treat the liar Ford with enough respect regarding her fake emotions to vote against Kavanaugh.
Because they're deeply dedicated to conservatism.
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Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (eytER)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (3T+T0)
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I think we can extrapolate the value to Avenatti for appearing on CNN.
Does he get some sort of agent fee for booking these people or something?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (9UFHO)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (u1dnt)
Posted by: cheri at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (oiNtH)
I really hope this is true and, since the guy doesn't appear to be all that bright, I'd say this is very possible.
hahahahahhahahahaha
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (Wf0lW)
Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (2Mnv1)
Also, there are all kinds of ethical ... issues with offering money to "represent" someone.
I guess he can claim he wasn't trying to represent her as an attorney.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (L6lkG)
Regardless, I'm enjoying the story
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Keith at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (AllCR)
Hey why would anyone ever hire scriptwriters and spend other millions in production costs and overhead to produce a drama series when you can juice up a SJW loon and set them loose on a bunch of hate-filled white men(aka Congressmen) ----on live TV?
Posted by: Clueless fvcksticks and COC payees at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (5BVHO)
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Hungarians.
Same as all the other dipshits.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (8XRCm)
My dick is harder than a hammer made of trigonometry.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (PA9oZ)
Is trigonometry harder than calculus?
Posted by: Muad'dib at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (sjdRT)
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (mCMQ5)
(I've spent this day at home with food poisoning. The bed, the pot, and sometimes downstairs for more water is my world today.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (N1ZXu)
BTH, I am so sorry. Is there someone nearby who can bring you chicken broth and crackers? Or take you to the doctor or ER if you need to go?
Posted by: moki at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (pw+jk)
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Come on, like a high profile member of the smart set would fall for something like that...
Posted by: John Podesta at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Farrah Abraham at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (oZ6kz)
Why did he not record the calls or keep the texts?
The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this.
Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (PA9oZ)
I think we can extrapolate the value to Avenatti for appearing on CNN.
Does he get some sort of agent fee for booking these people or something?
Posted by: TexasDan at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (9UFHO)
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A finder's fee for virulently anti-Trump personalities who may or may not have some personal connection with Trump or those in his circle.
It rings of truth, and according to some Wolf guy, that's enough to make it true.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (PA9oZ)
aoshq: come for the breaking news
stay for the stream-crossing dick-math jokes.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (GBteo)
What is Chinese Math?
or,
Is this a testimony for Ewoksicil?
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (K9/o4)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: andycanuck to his broker at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Trich at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (p8QKq)
Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (2Mnv1)
Be sure to pick up some of their spiffy shorts at the duty free shop....
Posted by: kraken at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (ffWPP)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: G. Gnome, GNOMCO Home Defense System and Turkey Fryer Salesman at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (al6UK)
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (ewyDW)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 02:46 PM (u1dnt)
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Oh.... thats hot.
Posted by: Curt Eichenwald at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (8XRCm)
I guess he can claim he wasn't trying to represent her as an attorney.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
Lawyers will front "operating expenses" up from with the take on the back end.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (L6lkG)
If you walk around my neighborhood, you can STILL see a few "I believe you Anita!" bumper stickers on old Volvos and VW bugs.
20 years from now, will cars still have "I believe you Christine!" stickers? I think not.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: socalcon at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (Roy2Z)
Approved, please sign and return the attached release form and check will be forwarded within 10 days.
Posted by: Penthouse Letters at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (2NqXo)
https://tinyurl.com/ybzg3ms9
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (MAstk)
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He knows more than we do.
Maybe Collins has told, him, "Sure, I'm voting for Kavanaugh, but I really need to make a show of my indecision."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (3T+T0)
"Next?"
"Hello God, yes, I'm Tucker Carlson"
"Carlson, Carlson, oh, yes, here you are. We get lots of Carlsons here. Tammy, Tim, Tom, ahh, here you are, Tucker!"
"Yep".
"OH! YOU were the guy who came up with that phrase 'Creepy Porn Lawyer'! Come on in!"
Posted by: God at the Pearly Gates at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (UsCnO)
If there's a G-d that truly loves us - 101% chance.
If true, best troll ever or best *anything* ever? This 4channer needs a lifetime seat on the Supreme Court of Kekistan.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (oZ6kz)
She was a woman who was twice my sizeShe looked into my eyes
She said "Only you can blow my blues away"
She said "I'll tell you what to do
Bring all your friends with you
And you can come up and see me any ol' time of day".
Posted by: The Sensational Creepy Porn Lawyer Band at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (W+vEI)
https://tinyurl.com/ybzg3ms9
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (MAstk)
That's "Cocaine" Mitch to you, pal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (KtayJ)
I don't know how you spell it. I only know it gets Ewoks hard and it's made from Jellyfish or some shit.
Posted by: garrett at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (K9/o4)
Trump should commute Cosby's sentence... IF he testifies that NBC execs knew and silenced witnesses, and further drops dime on other NBC stars. Then we'd see some fun.
Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (ROmaL)
Sorry to hear that. Hope that you feel better soon!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: 2nd Amemdment Mother at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (8JEZG)
And 4chan has a history of trolling leftists.
So I deem this: "Extremely Credible."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (953wK)
If you walk around my neighborhood, you can STILL see a few "I believe you Anita!" bumper stickers on old Volvos and VW bugs.
20 years from now, will cars still have "I believe you Christine!" stickers? I think not.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (c+2jX)
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Because no one actually believes her this time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (3T+T0)
Bloom and Allred, I'm looking at you.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (/1n5E)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (3T+T0)
Yep. Happens all the time.
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (MAstk)
Posted by: Zombie Hans Gruber at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (QLvwG)
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM
No, but there will still be cars with faded, tattered Obama and Bernie bumper stickers.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (2NqXo)
https://tinyurl.com/ybzg3ms9
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (MAstk)
That's "Cocaine" Mitch to you, pal.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (KtayJ)
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Objectively, Cocaine Mitch is a far superior nickname than Turtle.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (L6lkG)
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Why does evil always mask itself as good? The good do not tell you they are good...
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (ewyDW)
Damn. You're right.
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (MAstk)
"Jimmy Kimmel goes below the belt, says Kavanaugh needs 'pesky penis' cut off in public"
https://tinyurl.com/y9m7n6sc
Posted by: The Institute at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (nGsFZ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (NAs56)
Why did he not record the calls or keep the texts?
The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this.
Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious.
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Exactly. Of such stuff dreams are made.
Sure its probably illegal in Cali to record calls. And Avenatti probably didn't text because he didn't want a records of his skullduggery.
but it would have been SWEEEEEEET
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (AqQLl)
Posted by: AndyWarhol's bebedahl at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (yNyJy)
The open letter to Grassley with a list of demands, including detailed, sexual questions that MUST be posed to Kavanaugh is pretty damn good.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (W+vEI)
The only way this is better is if they had the cash in hand.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Leezl Murcokeski at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (CZWkx)
Troll level:
Epic, 11-ty, fucking amazing!!
In one swoop would discredit Avenatti (more), by extension Daniels, and also Ford.
If troller had pics of texts w/ Avenatti that would be the BEST.
Posted by: atomicplaygirl, now with more Kaboom! at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (Gim9y)
If true, best troll ever or best *anything* ever?
I still give the edge to Breitbart for hijacking the Weiner press conference.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (ewyDW)
Posted by: Timon at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (eiZez)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 25, 2018 02:39 PM (wGbBR)
That would be a mistake, letting this play out so long got all of the clowns at the carnival wanting to be a part. The internet provides a wonderful way of organizing things but it also permits operational discipline to shatter as every crazy cat lady out there can take her own youtube pictures and ruin a perfectly set up smear operation. The Ford allegation was well set-up, and everything since then has been showing it all falling apart, like one of Megamind's plots "What do you mean the sun is warming up?"
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (hLRSq)
Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (PA9oZ)
Great in theory, but CNN won't hesitate to literally have both of them murdered if they can ever tie their identity to something solid. Plus maybe they didn't break the phones and are waiting for a denial.
Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (ROmaL)
Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (rNNVq)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (3T+T0)
Yep. Happens all the time.
Posted by: HA at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (MAstk)
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She needs to look independent for Maine voters and for PP money.
Although, considering the rhetoric, I'm not sure how PP justifies giving Collins money in the future if she votes for Kavanaugh. I'm sure they'll figure out a way, or, rather, I'm sure Collins will figure out a way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (wCmLp)
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Anita Hill was a pretty good liar, uh, lawyer. And she was sexually harassed by one of her bosses (just not Thomas)...so she just swapped names.
Ford is making stuff out of whole cloth on the fly.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (eSx+E)
Harder than string theory.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (L6lkG)
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Ok, that's objectively better. Try reading the Wiki article on string theory without your eyes glazing over.
Posted by: Jackal at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (/L2M5)
I don't think this is true, but I'll give him top marks for creativity.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
uhm, have your sock call me
Posted by: Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (FZYNt)
And they will be toxic waste sites, what with all the plastic and batteries and all.
Posted by: t-bird at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (4w/6s)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Shia la Boeuff (however you spell this dork name) at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (vvSBD)
So if it turns out to be the case, then America owes these internet weirdos a debt of gratitude, for ridding our body politic of this parasitic worm.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (xQfPr)
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C-
Next time show your work.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (3T+T0)
Probably poor wording but really I doubt Avenetti's strong point is math. He was probably slobbering so much at the story and being the one to release it he didn't even pay much attention.
Again, may be just BS but it sure has the ring of truth and its so plausible I choose to believe it until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (OLCnA)
It was already mentioned in the Kavanaugh/McCallum interview.
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (S+f51)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)
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That will never, ever be topped, even until the end of time.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (C1PQi)
So stripper gf isn't a bridge too far
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (FZYNt)
But...none of them knows what the hell they are doing.
ChiFi wanted protection against De Leon.
Avenatti wants a pay off.
Ford wants SJW love.
Etc etc etc
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: Fritz at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM
Sounds kinda gay.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (myUMx)
I knew a guy used to date strippers exclusively. He said they were great because they were guaranteed to put out, didn't have a huge level of possessiveness, and were easily replaced. He was a shallow twerp but super charming.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (RHK2H)
wish the chest buster alien would quit f*cking around and jump out already
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (N1ZXu)
If it doesn't clear up in a day or so, get thee to a doctor. You might need flagyl and cipro to get rid of the critter.
I hope you feel better soon, friend.
Posted by: moki at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (mFoNl)
Oh, that's its own category and it got retired right away.
No one would compete any more if that's the standard.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Pwnville at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (pw+jk)
we are not even trying.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (MTjB1)
Avenatti can delete his tweets, but he wrote a letter to Grassley, so it may already be part of the Judiciary Committee's records?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (r9UYA)
Cosby cuffed and heading to prison.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (URwyc)
The construction, "my dick was harder than a hammer made of pure trigonometry," is up there with the best that I have seen from Kipling, Cant, Kerouac or Hemmingway.
Bravo.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)
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Ugh. He sounds like someone with attachment issues, among other things.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)
I was watching that real time. It literally brought tears to my eyes and the pure magnificence.
Posted by: Keith at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (USf3s)
So if it turns out to be the case, then America owes these internet weirdos a debt of gratitude, for ridding our body politic of this parasitic worm.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (AzW6q)
It will NEVER be over. Short of CNN Arkanciding him and Stormy, President Trump will tie both of these idiotic albatrosses around the neck of CNN for the next six years.
Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (ebh/p)
Posted by: Ed Whelan at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (4w/6s)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (AM1GF)
Cosby cuffed and heading to prison.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (URwyc)
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Punish those receiving residual checks from the Cosby Show! For good measure!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (3T+T0)
Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious.
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (PA9oZ) "
That's the main reason I don't buy it. I was never a channer but I was on GameFAQs back in 2001 when the Life, the Universe and Everything board was basically proto-4chan (along with Something Awful). Lots of fantastical stories, most lacking any actual evidence. SO you know, par for the course for the major media outlets in 2018.
If this guy had *any* recordings of Avenatti, even just them bantering about the fucking weather, this guy would already be an internet legend.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (r9UYA)
Now you know why Mitch needs all that cocaine.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (xPl2J)
The Paolo, he prefers to let his fingers do the talking
Posted by: Paolo at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (AllCR)
Yeah this isn't part of some grand scheme, its just sort of falling together, its only looking like a plan because the GOP keeps bending over backward to accommodate them.
DiFi was really hesitant to use this for a reason, we've just not found out what it was because no reporter is even remotely interested in digging in -- not even supposedly "conservative" reporters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)
Have Grassley say something in public about it.
Hahahaha.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)
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That will never, ever be topped, even until the end of time.
Posted by: bluebell
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Breitbart. He was a man in full.
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (2sCRa)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Mr. Wednesday Night at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (ismre)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 02:54 PM (eSx+E)
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They want a payoff.
They'll settle for protection.
They'll get schlonged.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (8XRCm)
Ace, if the Kavenaugh accusations have shown me anything, it's that having less evidence is actually having MORE evidence!
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (CxVWA)
Posted by: bluebell at S
not so sure about that but he has either no ability to detect or no aversion to craziness.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Ed Whelan at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM
C'mon, Ed. That's your job.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (2NqXo)
Probably poor wording but really I doubt Avenetti's strong point is math. He was probably slobbering so much at the story and being the one to release it he didn't even pay much attention.
Again, may be just BS but it sure has the ring of truth and its so plausible I choose to believe it until proven otherwise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (39g3+)
I think she is a 51 year old Alum of......
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Jmel at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (F/u1O)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (1YQLC)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM
Never skimp on the salt when making hobo jerky.
Posted by: Clay, unimpressed with your wokeness at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (wwx67)
We cannot allow Russia to interfere in our Supreme Court nomination process!
There can be no vote on Kavanaugh until Special Counsel Robert Mueller conducts a thorough investigation!
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Creepy Porn Lawyer at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, Creepy Porn Lawyer
======================
It's true, it's true! I can hear Russia from my Ham radio!
I learned on my radio that Source XXX told Source 69 that Putin ordered the woman kidnapped!
And then Putin and Trump laughed about it while watching a dwarf take a crap on a vibrator Hillary once used in a Moscow hotel!
Posted by: Nellie Ohr at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (oZ6kz)
I learned on my radio that Source XXX told Source 69 that Putin ordered the woman kidnapped!
Posted by: Nellie Ohr
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Seems legit. Obviously, we'll need to get a FISA warrant on Barron Trump to get to the bottom of this.
And we'll need to rig up Rosenpenis with a wire.
Posted by: Lovers Peter Strzok and Lisa Page at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (rNNVq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (AllCR)
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Well. THAT is socially acceptable now ..... sooooooo
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (8XRCm)
Probably concerns that it might be illegal, and certainly not wanting to excessively annoy a super high profile lawyer.
Again, story may be nonsense but it surely sounds plausible as hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (myUMx)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (KtayJ)
++++
semi-serious question: How did Mitch McConnell come to be known as Cocaine Mitch? Did I miss something?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: ace at September 25, 2018 02:47 PM (PA9oZ) "
That's the main reason I don't buy it. I was never a channer but I was on GameFAQs back in 2001 when the Life, the Universe and Everything board was basically proto-4chan (along with Something Awful). Lots of fantastical stories, most lacking any actual evidence. SO you know, par for the course for the major media outlets in 2018.
If this guy had *any* recordings of Avenatti, even just them bantering about the fucking weather, this guy would already be an internet legend.
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Maybe Avenatti didn't text because he didn't want records.
maybe they didn't record because they thought it was illegal to do so. Or at least they don't want to admit that they did record.
I'm treating it like the lottery ticket I just bought. Its absolutely TRUE/Winner until its not.
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (AqQLl)
Posted by: Maximus Decimus Meridius at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (ctuyM)
Yeah this isn't part of some grand scheme, its just sort of falling together, its only looking like a plan because the GOP keeps bending over backward to accommodate them.
DiFi was really hesitant to use this for a reason, we've just not found out what it was because no reporter is even remotely interested in digging in -- not even supposedly "conservative" reporters.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 02:56 PM (39g3+)
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And why is Grassley bending over backwards?
Two reasons, I think:
1) Collins and Murkowski. They probably demanded taking this seriously, and now they can't quite back down from it first. They have to do everything they can to get a "fair hearing" for Ford.
2) Grassley feels that the entire committee debacle has been terrible for Democrats. From Spartacus to Harris to what has become a succession of obviously flimsy and outright false claims against Kavanaugh, Democrats look insane and powermad.
We'll see if that second point actually ends up hurting Democrats (I believe it will), but I think that's the reasoning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (3T+T0)
Blah blah blah
Let's get right to the crux of this Kavanaugh issue :
How does this affect my re-election/bank account/twisted sexual diversions??
Posted by: Majority GOP Congress at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (CZWkx)
Those are the new rules, right?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (S+f51)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (Wf0lW)
Ace, if the Kavenaugh accusations have shown me anything, it's that having less evidence is actually having MORE evidence!
Posted by: Grimaldi at September 25, 2018 02:57 PM (CxVWA)
As Col. Schlichter says, the left will HATE the new rules.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (953wK)
Why wouldn't he keep texts and record calls? It would be glorious.
Posted by: ace at S
well, wouldn't there be legal risks with recording the calls? he does not need the phones to access the texts. he could simply disclose the number avenatti was contacting them with as proof of his interaction with him.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (MTjB1)
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Bigger cesspool...4chan or Holton Arms school for Girls?
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (eSx+E)
And I think if Collins is a yes that will give Murkowski the cover she needs to vote yes as well. Collins is key.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 02:52 PM (xPl2J)
wise call, agreed.
I still think the Blue wall will crumble and a few Dems will cross over, after they see the failure of the Soros Smear Campaigns, the Skank, and the CPL.
Completely last minute, but the air will begin to clear and it will be obvious to any voter this was all a scam and voters will be pissed for being lied to by the Democrats.
Or there will be close to 60 R seats in the Senate come 2019.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (UsCnO)
Brett Kavanaugh is the Kurt Gödel of sexual harassment. Simple as that.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: End the Fake GOP at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (XcgmW)
Probably concerns that it might be illegal, and certainly not wanting to excessively annoy a super high profile lawyer.
Again, story may be nonsense but it surely sounds plausible as hell.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
IF it happened, the NSA has the records of it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (L6lkG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM
Hijacking the weiner? Sounds like another Kavanaugh Kode that only I can decipher. Call my office!
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, right on it at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (2NqXo)
If you walk around my neighborhood, you can STILL see a few "I believe you Anita!" bumper stickers on old Volvos and VW bugs.
20 years from now, will cars still have "I believe you Christine!" stickers? I think not.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 02:48 PM (c+2jX)
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Because no one actually believes her this time?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Precisely. Even the far-left activists know it's all political theater, not a credible accusation.
Also, 20 years from now, we'll all fly personal passenger drones. No one will have cars.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (c+2jX)
Then at the end when pressed he made his statement about the Birth Xertificate: "Hillary's campaign in 2008 started the birther controversy and I finished it."
Tapper was in tears. The whole media screamed no fair. It was glorious.
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (ewyDW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 02:51 PM (oVJmc)
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That will never, ever be topped, even until the end of time.
Posted by: bluebell at September 25, 2018 02:53 PM (C1PQi)
...one of the funniest moments in US political history.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (1KOcM)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (KtayJ)
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semi-serious question: How did Mitch McConnell come to be known as Cocaine Mitch? Did I miss something?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (2sCft)
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Also ran in WV Republican primary targeted Mitch (in an effort to raise his own profile) by saying that Mitch and his wife were complicit in the drug trade somehow (it was unclear).
When also-ran lost, Mitch's Twitter account put out a picture of Mitch surrounded by cocaine in celebration.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: Sandra Vag Lips Like A Fluke at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (ty7RM)
Gloria Allred on the courthouse steps pledging to get the statutes* of limitations overturned in Pennsylvania.
* looks over shoulder to see if AtC is around, nodding approvingly
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (URwyc)
we are not even trying.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 02:55 PM (MTjB1)
Yep. In the present climate, whether or not something is true is almost beside the point. Sad, really.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (vnpiz)
This kind of shit is what its going to take ... if you want this shit to be resolved with a minimum of pain.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 03:01 PM (SALmb)
I judge this story to be TRUE
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:01 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: My Work, for TheJamesMadison at September 25, 2018 03:01 PM (xQfPr)
***
Many, if not most, locales require permission from both sides in a communication for it to be taped.
And the left has gone after conservative activist/reporter types for this before.
The FNM gets away with it because no one is willing to charge them.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 03:01 PM (eSx+E)
I think he was in it for the easy, crazy sex0rs and didn't care about crazy. The problem for strippers is the same as hookers, they have severe credibility issue. Its one thing to stick it in crazy Glenn Close the high powered lawyer, because she can make you suffer but these girls are basically perpetual victims. And usually so drugged up they can barely keep straight what they did last night, let alone with whom.
And yeah, the guy had problems with women. I don't think he really liked women, just what he could get out of them. Just hope he wore like 4 condoms.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:01 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 02:58 PM (2sCft)
Yeah.
I mean, considering the China connection, shouldn't he be "Fentanyl Mitch"?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:01 PM (UnA8+)
The key thing here is that the scam post contains a lot of detail that hasn't been publicly released. If it were fake, all that detail would be fake, and Avenetti would just ignore it.
If the details are real, Avenetti would know that too, and react accordingly.
He shut down his Twitter.
Posted by: MW at September 25, 2018 03:02 PM (hNTtn)
I still think the Blue wall will crumble and a few Dems will cross over, after they see the failure of the Soros Smear Campaigns, the Skank, and the CPL.
Completely last minute, but the air will begin to clear and it will be obvious to any voter this was all a scam and voters will be pissed for being lied to by the Democrats.
Or there will be close to 60 R seats in the Senate come 2019.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (UsCnO)
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Another wrinkle:
How many people are donating serious money to efforts to prevent Kavanaugh's confirmation?
Mid level donors who are throwing thousands, maybe even tens of thousands of dollars into PACs?
With a loss, how willing will they be to donate more in the future, even in just a month or two?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:02 PM (3T+T0)
So, not crossing any legal lines or gray areas even or allowing yourself to be fully identified can make some sense.
Posted by: Keith at September 25, 2018 03:02 PM (USf3s)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (3T+T0)
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Thanks so much, Gentlemoron. I hate not knowing the inside story.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (2sCft)
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Browser History.
Posted by: Bud Lighter at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (oYD2h)
Then gets falsely accused of it anyway.
What a kick in the ass.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (xtmwf)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (L6lkG)
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This is true. But the NSA wouldn't spill. Avenatti's been a useful tool of Team State and Party. It would embarrass more than just him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (AzW6q)
Also, 20 years from now, we'll all fly personal passenger drones. No one will have cars.
Posted by: zombie at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (c+2jX)
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Oh, the optimism.
It's almost like Gene Roddenberry reborn!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (3T+T0)
Creepy porn lawyer, as the accused, must bear the burden of proving it false, if that's what he claims it is.
These are the new rules. Enjoy!
Posted by: Chrissy Crazy-Fraud, Ph.D. at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (fqUgw)
Giving Project Veritas a run for its money.
Posted by: socalcon at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (+q52R)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, right on it at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (2NqXo)
_______
In prison, we call that a "Morning Lockdown"
Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Prison Sex Expert at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (cEIUl)
It was always "4 Fs", "french em" wasn't one of them
Posted by: Greg Q at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (he/dn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (CZWkx)
Win!
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM
Best to turn around first. It's hard to look down far enough looking over your shoulder if she's right behind you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (ctuyM)
If the details are real, Avenetti would know that too, and react accordingly.
He shut down his Twitter.
Posted by: MW
so kinda like deleting your browser history before your wife looks at your computer
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: trev006 at September 25, 2018 02:49 PM (ROmaL)
If this would actually happen, my schadenboner will become self-aware!!
Just letting you know I can't be held responsible for whatever comes after that.
Posted by: VelvetElvis at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (hleDf)
***
You go to war with the army you have, not the army you might want or wish to have at a later time.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (eSx+E)
"We met upon the level and we parted on the square!"
- Rudyard Kipling, probably discussing surprise anal.
Posted by: wooga at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Commie strategy session leader at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (fq72/)
how sad is that?
Posted by: willow at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (dPd5y)
I suspect that at least part of this whole circus is to give Dems cover for NOT voting to approve. So that in close races, red states, etc they can say "look I had to say no because of these allegations" and have some plausible cover.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (39g3+)
Maybe it was just a sexual narcissist with a stutter.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (AllCR)
The key thing here is that the scam post contains a lot of detail that hasn't been publicly released. If it were fake, all that detail would be fake, and Avenetti would just ignore it.
If the details are real, Avenetti would know that too, and react accordingly.
He shut down his Twitter.
Posted by: MW at September 25, 2018 03:02 PM (hNTtn)
And why would an amoral attention whore like Avenetti suddenly shut down his Twitter account, anyway?
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (953wK)
And why is Grassley bending over backwards?
Two reasons, I think:
1) Collins and Murkowski. They probably demanded taking this
seriously, and now they can't quite back down from it first. They have
to do everything they can to get a "fair hearing" for Ford.
2) Grassley feels that the entire committee debacle has been
terrible for Democrats. From Spartacus to Harris to what has become a
succession of obviously flimsy and outright false claims against
Kavanaugh, Democrats look insane and powermad.
We'll see if that second point actually ends up hurting Democrats (I believe it will), but I think that's the reasoning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 02:59 PM (3T+T0)
Grassley has cleared the stage as much as possible, so the Dems can have as much of the stage as possible to make fools out of themselves.
And the Dems are taking advantage of this situation. Much more than just a SC appointment, they are proving to be unstable crazy people that have no problem coordinating smears on good people.
George Soros actually owns some Democrat Senators. They are his property.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM (3T+T0)
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Thanks so much, Gentlemoron. I hate not knowing the inside story.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 25, 2018 03:03 PM (2sCft)
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And then Cocaine Mitch entered the Ace of Spades Style Book, and Turtle began to fall out of favor amongst the morons.
When Cocaine Mitch begins pissing us off again, I'm sure Turtle will see a resurgence in popularity, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM
Ahem. Don't forget fashion model photographer and International Man of Mystery.
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, right on it at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (2NqXo)
My guess: one glance at Ford and she realized Ford was a major loon who would come across disastrously badly in public.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (gg7dk)
Then gets falsely accused of it anyway.
What a kick in the ass.
________________
Kavanaugh did not skip the alcohol part. He probably should have, because it looks like that's what they'll use to hang him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (fqUgw)
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What the hell is 4Chan? It looks like Green Guys Link-o-Rama from the early days of pron surfing.
Posted by: Sandra Vag Lips Like A Fluke at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (ty7RM)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (4w/6s)
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Publicly.
But.... Ive long wondered how Trump gets his "intel" so ..... right.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (8XRCm)
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (FZYNt)
"NOW you tell me..."
--Kurt Eichenwald
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Greg Q at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (he/dn) "
I do remember growing up that "French Feel Finger Fuck" was the "order of the bases," but don't remember anyone making 4F references (I was a smartass kid and probably would have chirped in that they were unfit for military duty and/or raising a prize heifer) and certainly not 6F.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (ty7RM)
they showed close ups of protesters in DC with posters that called our nominee a sexual predator.
when it came time to show the CPL, they did not use his name, nor attribute him to stormy. they just said "a lawyer" representing an additional victim and played a stupid sound bite, where he proclaimed his client would speak.
they suck.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (1YQLC)
When also-ran lost, Mitch's Twitter account put out a picture of Mitch surrounded by cocaine in celebration.
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Photoshopped Mitch's face on head of Tony Montana surrounded by piles of cocain, money and guns.
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (ge2q6)
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It's about as credible as the average white woman accusing a black man of the same thing in, say, Kansas c. 1940s. And everybody believed those survivors, let me tell you
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (1KOcM)
If the details are real, Avenetti would know that too, and react accordingly.
He shut down his Twitter.
Posted by: MW at September 25, 2018 03:02 PM (hNTtn)
And why would an amoral attention whore like Avenetti suddenly shut down his Twitter account, anyway?
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (953wK)
Maybe Avenetti is flying back to Washington state to pay his $3 million in back taxes he owes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (tVWQB)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (7BjFu)
Alice Cooper, who has been married to the same woman for 42 years, spoke about talking to another rock star who was on his fifth marriage. He said that he couldn't understand why they never lasted. Cooper told him that it was probably because he kept marrying strippers.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at September 25, 2018 03:06 PM (xQfPr)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (u1dnt)
Posted by: blaster at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (Z5y53)
I could be wrong, but bear with this speculation. The Democrats ran Ford out hoping that the GOP would shy away, or Kavanaugh would withdraw, or Trump would explode on Twitter. They had nothing less so they did this. And none of those things happened. Instead the GOP said "come on in and testify" and Trump and Kavanaugh held firm.
Now what to do? You cannot testify and you cannot withdraw so you sit here. Run out another claimant, this one even more laughable. The same response from the GOP, Trump, and Kavanaugh. Now the clowns send themselves in - Avenatti - and your big ploy looks ever more ridiculous the longer it hangs fire.
What do you do next if you are the Democrats? Show up to testify? Find a ridiculous excuse to withdraw your claim? Pray for SMOD?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Sandra Vag Lips Like A Fluke at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (ty7RM) "
Basically the internet's asshole. I love them because they're horrible hyper-autists who do amazing detective work when prodded, but the formatting of 4-chan gives me ocular AIDS. It's painful to read.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (oZ6kz)
I guess Michael Avenatti will not be milking the soft power dividend of this moment after all ...
Posted by: Samantha Power at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (W+vEI)
I still give the edge to Breitbart for hijacking the Weiner press conference.
>> "Oh, that's its own category and it got retired right away.
No one would compete any more if that's the standard."
Perhaps, but it isn't as if there aren't any up and coming contenders.
For example a young conservative Canadian woman named Faith Goldy is running for mayor of Toronto. Despite doing pretty well in the polls, the leftist power structure wouldn't let her participate in the recent live televised debate between the candidates.
So Goldy decided to crash the debate anyway by just walking onstage and addressing the audience: Watch:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLRgmA_bfpo
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (/1n5E)
It's AoSHQ for millennial gamer-introvert-autistics.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (953wK)
Nobody on 4chan has a girlfriend let alone a stripper girlfriend.
Posted by: MSM= Media Smear Machine at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (Z8Hgg)
But the latest crap was just like when once the media's attention shifted from Pron! to "OMG Trump is keeping kids in cages at the border!" and he immediately decided he was going to go down to the border and get involve. Now it's "Brett Kavanaugh is a sexual deviant!" and once again Creepy Porn Lawyer was off looking to get in the spotlight. He'll do it again at the next media freakout. Expect him to get involved in challenging any election results.
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (yQpMk)
If I had a family and a house motto it would be:
"Do the right thing, and be ready to pay the price"
Because it almost always costs you to do right.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM (953wK
He knows he can't deliver on what he promised because he got trolled. He is shutting down any mode of communication that can rake him over the coals for it.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (AzW6q)
Your mismatched parenthesis and quotation marks make my brain itch.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (9qZ3S)
The key thing here is that the scam post contains a lot of detail that hasn't been publicly released. If it were fake, all that detail would be fake, and Avenetti would just ignore it.
If the details are real, Avenetti would know that too, and react accordingly.
He shut down his Twitter.
Posted by: MW at September 25, 2018 03:02 PM (hNTtn)
Nicely put.
Posted by: m at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (S+f51)
Really? In what way?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (AllCR)
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The marriage, or the herpes?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:08 PM (fqUgw)
Heh. Difficult to read by design, right? Keeps the normies out.
Apparently the first rule of 4Chan is never believe anything you read on 4Chan.
Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (W+vEI)
Ah yes the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Boston Bomb Scare. One of the most hilarious police fuck ups of all time. They made an episode lampooning the escapade, but it was never officially aired - I've found bootlegs of it though that are legit, just not fully animated.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Ian S. at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (ZGrMX)
What does Palp say? Sow the Sperg, reap the Tism.
Btw, that guy is one of the best additions to the site in years.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (7oPmA)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (UsCnO)
He should ask for a refund.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
tinyurl.com/yadc2kzw
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: MSM= Media Smear Machine at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM
Not true. There was a Linux committer who got laid once.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 25, 2018 03:09 PM (ctuyM)
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 03:00 PM
Was that him who had the on-air meltdown? Whoever that was, he was spittin' mad that "Donald Trump PLAYED us".
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: cheri at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (dNzKv)
I think the story was retrofitted to that. It was already known at the time of writing.
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (ewyDW)
451
441
Thinking about Cruz's harassment, it occurs to me that it might have
been worthwhile having his wife leave (so she doesn't have to endure
this), and then staying in the restaurant. The shouting and general
bullshit would not help the restaurant's business, and might possibly
goose the proprietor into calling the cops, leaving Cruz out of it
entirely.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara,
*
*
Cruz should
have stepped over to the restaurant owner and murmured, "If you don't
clear them out of here NOW, you're going to find a little notice in your
mail tomorrow from the Board of Health, and maybe the IRS. Your
choice."
(Of course, if he did that before receiving his food, he
might well have found something unpleasant in it. But then he could
really go ahead with using the IRS against them, even as BHO did, with a
clear conscience.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (/ZWeB)
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (953wK)
Except, I assume the HQ isn't stealing people's credit/debit cards and running up massive debt with them, hopping from town to town in the "Ruin Lifestyle".
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (UnA8+)
terrible for Democrats. From Spartacus to Harris to what has become a succession of obviously flimsy and outright false claims against Kavanaugh, Democrats look insane and powermad.
Yeah I think he's playing chicken with the Dems and in the process making them look really bad but like last thread, you gotta know when to swerve and if you don't then its disaster.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (39g3+)
I'm pretty sure it was Tapper yeah
Posted by: Mega at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (ewyDW)
Hey!!! Aventti!!!!!
This is the part where you ask for an FBI investigation.
People who are innocent demand them now..... or so Im told by my betters.
But.....I'd move fast, because it certainly looks like your guilty of being a fucking tool.
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (8XRCm)
Apparently he is BFFs with Rahm Emanuel.
He's a blunt tool of the Resistance. Someone is paying this attention whore's bills.
Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jar jar thinks at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (PLYjW)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: CNN at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (MTjB1)
=
No. Not here. Maybe other places you hang out ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (bUjCl)
People who are innocent demand them now..... or so Im told by my betters.
But.....I'd move fast, because it certainly looks like your guilty of being a fucking tool.
Posted by: fixerupper
EXACTLY!!
Posted by: Joy Reid at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)
Claim Ford has had a nervous breakdown from all the bullying, and is under doctor's orders not to testify.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: CNN at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: steevy at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (KtayJ)
The funny thing is, I didn't know who the hell was being talked about, until I got down to the "Stormy" part - then it was "Oh! The creepy porn lawyer!!" LOL
Posted by: Optimizer at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (hOOi9)
Posted by: Shep! at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (FZYNt)
Really? In what way?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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They're supposedly going to be questioning Kavanaugh about the hard-drinking atmosphere at Georgetown Prep, as described in his friend Mark Judge's books. They'll likely ask him about the page where Judge writes about "Bart O'Kavanaugh" being so drunk that he's vomiting in the back of the car.
There is also the Yale roommate of Kavanaugh, who has now gone on record to say that Kavanaugh was an "aggressive" drunk.
The Dim Senators will insinuate that of course Kavanaugh molested Ford and Ramirez, and the reason that he doesn't remember is because he was so drunk at the time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (u1dnt)
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The story just says that he locked out public access to his account. Anyone know if that means his followers can still see his posts?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (I16G8)
Apparently the first rule of 4Chan is never believe anything you read on 4Chan
+++
N-no. It's Lurk Moar, fag
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (1KOcM)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (hLRSq)
Coach Ford up if you can - continue to drag this out at any opportunity - and continue to attack Kavanaugh personally, publicly, and professionally.
If America was moral - this shit would have failed upon launch.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (SALmb)
Do all schools of engineering now offer instruction on how to run trains? If not, why not?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 03:13 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Don Vito at September 25, 2018 03:13 PM (BMwnY)
But sometimes, lately especially, they're useful. Its like having a contact in the worst dive in town who can help you spread the word in the underworld or something. yes, you know they are awful but they can be useful, used in moderation and with as little contact as possible
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
good enough for me
Posted by: Zombie Ted Kennedy at September 25, 2018 03:13 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:13 PM (vbJig)
He said he could get me on NightLine, be a hero, but first ...
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:14 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 4chan MIME at September 25, 2018 03:14 PM (pw+jk)
Apparently the first rule of 4Chan is never believe anything you read on 4Chan
+++
N-no. It's Lurk Moar, fag
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (1KOcM)
I thought it was "OP is a fag."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 03:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 03:14 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at September 25, 2018 03:14 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at S
when you go to avenatti's account you get this message:
This account's Tweets are protected.
Only confirmed followers have access to @MichaelAvenatti's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (Pqytn)
mail tomorrow from the Board of Health, and maybe the IRS. Your choice."
(Of course, if he did that before receiving his food, he
might well have found something unpleasant in it. But then he could really go ahead with using the IRS against them, even as BHO did, with a clear conscience.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (/ZWeB)
If I were Cruz, I wouldn't say anything to the proprietor, much less threaten him.
I'd smile and nod to the assholes, order some food, and then offer it to them. There's no way I'd eat it myself, for obvious reasons.
But I'd let the uproar continue indefinitely, screwing the restaurant's business until they decide to do something about it, and/or the assholes lose interest and run out of gas.
Then I'd throw some bills down on the floor for the food, and leave.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (vnpiz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (w2rgI)
Sometimes you go into something expecting nothing. Then something happens and you still expect someone to figure stuff out and it will still be nothing.
It's only when it's over that you start kicking yourself for not realizing that the nothing you expected was actually something.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (URwyc)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (u1dnt)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (9221z)
320 George Soros actually owns some Democrat Senators. They are his property.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (UsCnO)
He should ask for a refund.
i don't think there's a lemon law that is applicable to senators.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: JPV at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (T6elx)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (7ZVPa)
Gosh, it's a shame they'll never have a chance to ask him these questions, seeing as Ford will never testify first. So only comments on record are his Martha MacCallum interview. Bummer!
Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (Pqytn)
I'm thinking power ballad.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Chrissy Crazy-Fraud, Ph.D. at September 25, 2018 02:38 PM (fqUgw)
Next step? Coz appeals because judge is rayciss.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (UnA8+)
Well, yeah. Many Channers seem to have serious difficulty with the "boundaries" thing.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (953wK)
I want to believe
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
=
He is ?
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM
BFF...that's a secret white boy private school code for Boys Fvck Ford. It certainly doesn't apply to me and my lover Rahm.
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, right on it at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (2NqXo)
320 George Soros actually owns some Democrat Senators. They are his property.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 03:05 PM (UsCnO)
He should ask for a refund.
i don't think there's a lemon law that is applicable to senators.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (xGZ+b)
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Sunk costs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (9221z)
Posted by: rickl at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (a0IVu)
*furiously scribbles lyrics to "Porn Lawyer" using "Rock Lobster"*
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Michael Avenotitty at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (3I7wr)
Its fraud. Once they started to ask for money, for perpetuating a falsehood, its fraud.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (9221z)
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Other strippers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (9221z)
Nazi collaborator George Soros, or one of his myriad subsidiaries.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (NWiLs)
Only confirmed followers have access to @MichaelAvenatti's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 03:15 PM (MTjB1)
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So, followers can still see them. Thanks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (I16G8)
That's a vicious smear.
This isn't a tattoo on the inside of my lip, it's, a uh, birthmark.
Posted by: Sen Charles Schumer at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (TUU1F)
Therefore, his ass is toast.
I sure hope Judge is in a suing mood.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (Pe/Hn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic
nice touch, but following that up with whipping out your dick and pissing on the money would be the icing on the cake
Posted by: Rick in SK at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (FZYNt)
It's good to know that nobody on the Supreme court back or Democrats in the Senate when they were in their teens never had too much to drink. Kavanaugh is quite clear that he never assaulted anone. I think would have to be really drunk to not recall that. Ford is a liair or screwed up. They're both tools of the left.
Somebody called Rush today to say she went to Yale with Kavanaugh and they were in the college
hall or something. He was always known as a nice guy and if anything else was going on she would have known it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (AllCR)
I'm guessing he gets paid for appearances on CNN. And he was on pretty much 3 times a day for 2 months straight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity, just back from the mid-Atlantic at September 25, 2018 03:11 PM (vnpiz)
Door Number Two. Probably the safest play for getting out with what you are trying to convince yourself is your dignity intact.
Whether after confirmation Donald Trump wouldn't troll you to death is another speculation.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (hLRSq)
That's a vicious smear.
This isn't a tattoo on the inside of my lip, it's, a uh, birthmark.
Posted by: Sen Charles Schumer at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (TUU1F)
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So you're Soros' familiar? Like in Blade?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (3T+T0)
Phone laws probably broken as well..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (so+oy)
As I understand it, lack of corroboration is now considered corroboration.
Right?
Posted by: blaster at September 25, 2018 03:07 PM (Z5y53)
ahh, you learn fast, grasshopper.
Posted by: Shaolin Master at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (UsCnO)
I want to believe
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (mf5HN)
More evidence than anything Kavanaugh's accusers have.
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 03:14 PM (NWiLs) "
And also "traps are gay."
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (oZ6kz)
+++
N-no. It's Lurk Moar, fag
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No no. Half chan has no motto.
"Lurk Moar, fag." Is our Motto.
Posted by: 8chan at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (BgQOq)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (pw+jk)
(+++++
Believe it or not, this is not accurate. Entirely anyway. There's a whole nother internet where all those people are, everyday. 4chan is the twilight zone.
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (1KOcM)
Has anyone attempted to contact him on his Flitter account?
Posted by: Cicero Boom chicka boom Kaboom! Kid at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (Pe/Hn)
Hit him up on Grindr.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (+y/Ru)
I don't remember that here. I do remember a lot of people upset at Ann Coulter for her acerbic attitude.
I suspect a lot of people here don't mind the sharp tongue as much now, or at least don't think of her as someone who needs to be nicer to the left.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (vbJig)
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I was thinking "Porn in the USA".
tomato
tomahto
Posted by: fixerupper at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (8XRCm)
I want to believe
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at September 25, 2018 03:16 PM (mf5HN) "
Keep the dream alive. Kav confirmed, CPL destroyed by 4chan, Baker Mayfield rookie of the year and Indians 2018 WS champs.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:10 PM (UnA8+)
Ask cthulu.
Posted by: blaster at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (Z5y53)
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Same place Ford is getting money to pay for her lawyer.
Soros.
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (BgQOq)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (w2rgI)
There is also the Yale roommate of Kavanaugh, who has now gone on record to say that Kavanaugh was an "aggressive" drunk.
The Dim Senators will insinuate that of course Kavanaugh molested Ford and Ramirez, and the reason that he doesn't remember is because he was so drunk at the time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:12 PM (fqUgw)
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That's only if Ford shows. The R's better not be dumb enough to let Kav be interrogated by the Dem's if she's a no show.
Redstate has a scenario where Ford doesn't show, Dem's say Kav is welcome to give his testimony, they sh*t all over him and get his story, then all of a sudden Ford says she'll testify after she can shape her testimony against Kav's.
I hope the GOP isn't that stupid....oh, oh god.
Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (vbJig)
As long as you keep the line "HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!!!"
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Don Vito at September 25, 2018 03:13 PM (BMwnY)
Hey. Hey! HEY!!!
Posted by: pimps everywhere at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (gg7dk)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (38yt/)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (1KOcM)
No one would have crafted such an incredible tale.
#ibelievethem
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Some Soybean-Sucking Cucks at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (PA9oZ)
Crooked, Communist, crappy, cocksucking, clown-buggering, conniving, creepy porn lawyer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (wGbBR)
Needs to scan better. Like:
Born in the USA, redone as "Porn Lawyer USA".
Posted by: wooga at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (3I7wr)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (1KOcM) "
There's a "dark web" even deeper than 4chan, true. I imagine most of the real criminal activity doesn't really take place on 4chan.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (O2RFr)
I fully expect that one day 4chan will crack the nuclear launch codes and order a launch for Epic lulz.
Posted by: alexthechick Darth Sugartits at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (mf5HN)
Brazen it out, the risky gambit. Always hard to predict that one until you start it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Majority GOP Congress at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (CZWkx)
TuCa did it.
Say it with me.
Believe it with me.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: DontGetOutMuch at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (710PG)
than 35 years ago and burner phones would have been too expensive even
for a teenage girl at a prep school.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (38yt/)
I advise a re-read.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (w2rgI)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (JUOKG)
There, but the the Grace of God and a few million dollars, go I.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (yQpMk)
You Have Been Warned.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (W+vEI)
Not exactly someone you want to advertise as an ally, or trust, or really...
well, I don't know. I get a kick out of some of the memes and funny stuff that comes out of those whackadoos though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 02:42 PM (AllCR)
Prayer against the powers of darkness is always a good answer.
I don't think the Almighty takes kindly to bearing false witness.
Posted by: moki at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (mFoNl)
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Yeah, but whether or not he's against a good old-fashioned Troll is a different question... Never forget God has a sense of humor as well... Especially when the machinations of his enemies cause them to be hoisted by their own petards...
Posted by: I smell something rotten at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (IBt/r)
(I've spent this day at home with food poisoning. The bed, the pot, and sometimes downstairs for more water is my world today.)
Posted by: boulder terlit hobo at September 25, 2018 02:43 PM (N1ZXu)
sounds like norovirus. I got that last winter. The porcelain throne kept me on a short leash.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: 8chan at September 25, 2018 03:18 PM (BgQOq)
I thought 8chan was "tits or GTFO."
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (953wK)
Of course, in a sane world SNL would be funny, too.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (1KOcM) "
Well I mean 4chan has tons of individuals boards. /b was knows as the worst of all and /pol is currently the best at trolling since I'm pretty sure they did the Shia flag hunt.
2chan is the Japanese BBS and 8chan was made by people who thought 4chan was getting too pussified (I believe the old owner, moot, started dating a SJW nutter and started shutting down a lot of gamergate conversation).
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (oZ6kz)
NEW: Sen. Feinstein, D-Ca, just told me "I have no way of knowing" if
Dr. Ford is actually going to show up to Kavanaugh hearing Thursday - if
outside counsel is asking the questions
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
It's ridiculous. Most people got shit faced in college.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (wGbBR)
He should, just to showcase the vileness and stupidity of Senators Feinswine, Macadamia Nut, and Closet(ed) Organaizer.
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xtmwf)
Empress I would LOL if they nuked themselves.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (w2rgI)
I would guess the people who claim to have scammed Avenatti cut things off because if he really was scammed, he will do anything to find out who they were so he can sue them and otherwise try to ruin their lives.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (UFyv9)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (fA1SL)
Trump calls second accuser 'a con game played by the Democrats'.
Never fails to say what he thinks. Refreshing.
Posted by: Remembered My Nic at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (URwyc)
Why did he not record the calls or keep the texts?
The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this
Because they don't want to be all that involved.They made him look like a douche and that's good enough.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: ALH at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (uLuPn)
well, I don't know. I get a kick out of some of the memes and funny stuff that comes out of those whackadoos though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (GBteo) "
You may not want them as an ally, but you certainly don't want them as an enemy.
They're tactical autism nukes. Just point them in the right direction.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (vbJig)
So really, this is not a stretch.
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xtmwf)
I mean, it sounds about right. Either the guy is a drug dealer, or he made up the story.
Either are equally possible in the world of 4 chan.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (GBteo)
George Soros actually owns some Democrat Senators. They are his property.
That's a vicious smear.
This isn't a tattoo on the inside of my lip, it's, a uh, birthmark.
Posted by: Sen Charles Schumer at September 25, 2018 03:17 PM (TUU1F)
Soros money goes to GOPe, too.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (oZ6kz)
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This used to be Usenet. Not sure if it is still called that.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (I16G8)
Would be hilarious if the catfished creepy porn lawyer story is true. I will prep popcorn just in case.
The troll on that post in NDH's Twitter reminds me that the Vegas shooter got memory holed awfully fast. Maybe he wasn't a Maddow fan and wasn't part of MoveOn.org like Gateway Pundit claims. But something smells awfully fishy. If he was a pro-Trump conservative, that would have leaked by now.
I still like the Saudia Arabian Prince Assassin theory, though I am sure it is fake.
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (bUjCl)
NEW: Sen. Feinstein, D-Ca, just told me "I have no way of knowing" if
Dr. Ford is actually going to show up to Kavanaugh hearing Thursday - if
outside counsel is asking the questions
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
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There it is.
Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Seems Legit
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I thought it was a required course for my major.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Morons at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (t+0xy)
This goal of taking credit for anything and everything is to sit back and enjoy when the people take the bait.
Posted by: Sjg at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (oVJmc)
They're tactical autism nukes. Just point them in the right direction.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (oZ6kz)
Correct. Be friendly to them, work together when possible, appreciate them for who they are -- just don't be surprised when they steal your wallet.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (GBteo)
Back in my Navy days, my boat had a bout of it. We called it "ass and mouth disease" because you had it coming out of both ends.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: moki at September 25, 2018 02:45 PM (mFoNl)
Eh, it's no different from the cops doing a sting operation, or what James O'Keefe does.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (iwUO9)
The left has gone round the bend insane and if the people behind the punk were ever found out, well, it could get very scary.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: filbert
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Nope.
That's our motto.
Posted by: Morons at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (t+0xy)
Technically its "Bewbs or GTFO"
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (9221z)
Posted by: mrp at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (dNzKv)
"Please sir or madam, please believe my ho,
She took me years to find, and here's what you should know,
She got done bad by the G.O.P.
And I'm gonna sue, because there's cash for me . . . "
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (953wK)
They would need unanimous consent to change the schedule.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)
Possibly. But the people I know who hang out on 4chan were all too degenerate for reddit and moved over there because reddit, despite being all about free speech, DOES draw the line somewhere. 4Chan used to not. I think that's since changed.
I don't know, I don't really keep in touch with any of those people any more.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (w2rgI)
https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/1044664122988744704
Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (a0IVu)
Because fool Grassley "gave his word". He'd be crucified by the left if he "went back on it".
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (4e+hS)
NEW: Sen. Feinstein, D-Ca, just told me "I have no way of knowing" if
Dr. Ford is actually going to show up to Kavanaugh hearing Thursday - if
outside counsel is asking the questions
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
.............
F'nEinstein
Posted by: wth at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (gg7dk)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM (GBteo)
Once you've made contact, just accept that all your financial accounts have already been breached.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:24 PM
You sure it wasn't somewhere between 1979 and 1983?
Posted by: Dr. Chrissy Ford at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (2NqXo)
i think usenet is called "google groups" these days.
(ah, the good ol' days when you could use ms comic sans to mark sarcasm...)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (xGZ+b)
Was that done by 4Chan or Reddit?
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (hvf9s)
It's ridiculous. Most people got shit faced in college.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (jUVms)
It will cost him votes.
Never underestimate the value of a good scold.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (SALmb)
The left has gone round the bend insane and if the people behind the punk were ever found out, well, it could get very scary.
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 03:25 PM (qC1Sy)
Not all strippers are dumb. If they can keep off the drugs it can sometimes boil down to "I'm young, I'm hot, I don't mind guys ogling my body and they can give me money for it."
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (zRwJ/)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (yQpMk)
hall or something. He was always known as a nice guy and if anything else was going on she would have known it
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
_________________
Yes, it's all b.s. I doubt that Dr. Crazy-Ford is actually going to show up to testify. Her lawyers will offer some last-minute excuse why the Senate committee has made her feel "unsafe" or some such nonsense, and she'll be a no-show. She never thought it would go this far; she was planning on just torpedoing his nomination with her "anonymous" letter.
As for the Yale chick, her story is ridiculous. 35 years ago at a drunken dorm party, she got drunk off her ass and thinks somebody shoved something in her face. At the time, she thought it was a plastic "gag" penis that her friends were using to point to people at the party. In the 35 years since the party, she wasn't sure if the penis was real or plastic, or whose penis it was, but in the last few days (after huddling with Dim activists/lawyers) she's now absolutely sure that the penis was real, and that it belonged to Brett Kavanaugh. And of, by the way, none of the dozens of other party-goers and dorm mates recall any such event ever happening, but we must all trust Ramirez, because she's so very "credible"!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (fqUgw)
Isn't that odd?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (59GGI)
How hard I will laugh is yet to be determined, but 'heartily' is assured.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
In other words, "fake and gay."
Don't believe anything there unless given substantial proof.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (OJXf7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (I2dne)
https://twitter.com/jtLOL/status/1044664122988744704
Posted by: Lizzie at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (W+vEI)
I suppose he'd classify 4chan as "Trump trolls," yes.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (953wK)
42Chan!
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (w2rgI)
Nope. Ol' Doug's gonna have to sit this one out.
17chan, for full QAnon factor.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (9221z)
No fool like an old fool. Stupid Grassley.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (w2rgI)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM (GBteo) "
Reddit is full on Stasi leftist and bans a ton of conservative voices.
4chan became a bit wobbly during Gamergate from what I heard but is still a lot less censorious than Reddit.
And 8chan is supposedly no rules.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (oZ6kz)
The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this
Because they don't want to be all that involved.They made him look like a douche and that's good enough.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (TAmPV)
Simpler, once they started asking for money, its fraud... which is a crime.
Add in this was across State Lines, and it becomes a Federal Beef.
And with the FBI being what it is today? You don't want to get in their crosshairs.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (NgKpN)
Does she get paid bonuses for each day she strings it along?
What does the contract lying leftist whore pay scale look like?
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (CZWkx)
Was that done by 4Chan or Reddit?
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (hvf9s)
Had to be 4Chan.
...they're a meme factory these days.
Reddit is pretty vanilla about stuff like that compared to the good ol' days.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (GBteo)
Imagine what Frank Zappa would do with this story.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: i demand that i may or may not be vroomfondel at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (NmR1a)
This is "black pilled" ... pretty good meme, true stuff. America, last hope for freedom, or however Reagan put it.
youtube.com/watch?v=1-kdygA5U_k
Posted by: illiniwek at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (Cus5s)
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Say, do you think 11Chan is already taken?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:26 PM
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I'm afraid 17Chan is unavailable.
Posted by: Q at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Charlie Chan at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xtmwf)
I mean, it sounds about right. Either the guy is a drug dealer, or he made up the story.
=======
So I have some limited experience with strippers.
I had a client who got his credit card info stolen and also a fraudulent charge at the strip club.
Discovery against the Club was interesting. Clubs have an employee manual.
All the strippers are independent contractors.
Every stripper has at least 12 aliases.
Seems like they all have a 'boyfriend' who typically spends most of the day on the couch, answering pages and then making deliveries IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (ge2q6)
Isn't that odd?
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (59GGI)
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Because he stopped talking altogether and no one knows what he's thinking.
As opposed to the rest who have made wishy-washy comments since the Ford story first broke.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (3T+T0)
I 'memba.
https://youtu.be/-eYC_Igfu0I
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: LizLem at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (hvf9s) "
Definitely 4chan, most likely the /pol board. Their troll game in the era of Trump is strong with the full force of Kek.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (w2rgI)
When my wife and I went on a cruise, they had staff at every entrance to dining areas with a spray bottle of some sort of alcohol mixture. They sprayed every person's hands with the alcohol spray every time.
They also had rules like every time you went to get a drink refill, you had to use a fresh glass, which they strictly enforced.
They weren't messing around.
Posted by: bonhomme at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (9qZ3S)
The "we broke the burner phones" seems to be an excuse as to why he cannot prove this
Because they don't want to be all that involved.They made him look like a douche and that's good enough.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 03:23 PM (TAmPV)
Simpler, once they started asking for money, its fraud... which is a crime.
Add in this was across State Lines, and it becomes a Federal Beef.
And with the FBI being what it is today? You don't want to get in their crosshairs.
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (NgKpN)
And some states have laws against secretly recording conversations
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (9221z)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at September 25, 2018 03:20 PM (wGbBR)
He should, just to showcase the vileness and stupidity of Senators Feinswine, Macadamia Nut, and Closet(ed) Organaizer.
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM
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I think he is scheduled to testify regardless of ford's presence. Pretty sure if she doesn't show he gets to read a prepared statement. Don't know if Grassely will allow questions from the committee if she doesn't show. That would not be fair to him so the dems will try to question him even if she doesn't show up.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (JUOKG)
So, you see, it's really Trump's fault.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (4w/6s)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL) "
Ahahaha, yes, the Tumblrinas thought they could tangle with weaponized autism.
Made Bambi vs. Godzilla look like a fair fight.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (oZ6kz)
Discovery against the Club was interesting. Clubs have an employee manual.
All the strippers are independent contractors.
Every stripper has at least 12 aliases.
Seems like they all have a 'boyfriend' who typically spends most of the day on the couch, answering pages and then making deliveries IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (ge2q6)
Yeah, it's a seedy world to exist in, for sure.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (zRwJ/)
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This is true. I dated one way back in the day that owned her house outright at age 27, and she also had 5 rental houses. Her plan was to dance until age 35, at which time she would also have a Masters in Finance.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (I16G8)
It's ridiculous. Most people got shit faced in college.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (jUVms)
It will cost him votes.
Never underestimate the value of a good scold.
Posted by: ScoggDog at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (SALmb)
Yeah, but these are Senators...
Let he who has not ever drunk to excess, cast the first stone...
Senator: Does he mean like, today?
Posted by: Don Q at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Shemp! at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (vtcmf)
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:31 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
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Wanna see my Nikki Haley talking points robot?
Posted by: Sheldon Adelson at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (ismre)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (9221z)
All states have some kind of wiretapping laws as far as I know.
Some states require 1-party consent, some require 2- party consent.
So in a 1-party state, I could record a call *I* was on, since I consented to the recording. It would still be illegal for me to record a call between two other people though (like tapping a phone or whatnot.)
In a 2-party state, everyone needs to be aware they are being recorded.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: pahound at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (aiLsB)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:33 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (MiwTB)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:33 PM (bUjCl)
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Not if you have white/male/cis privilege.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (3T+T0)
Have you ever kissed a girl against her will, causing her lip to bleed? And did you follow up by saying "Better put some ice on that"?
Did you ever get drunk, drive a girl from a party, crash off a bridge, and leave her to drown?
Did you ever drag a girlfriend from her room, in front of her screaming son?
Did you ever get state troopers to bring a girl to your room, so you could force her to give you oral sex?
And so on.....
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (xGZ+b)
So, you see, it's really Trump's fault.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 25, 2018 03:30 PM (xfb67)
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She's not going to testify because that's not the point. The Dem's want to delay, delay, delay. They don't give a damn about what she has to say. They know it's all bs.
The stupid GOP has said she needs to be heard before we vote. The Dem's rubbed their grubby hands together and said "Gotchya, she won't be heard!"
Posted by: WisRich at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (G0vdT)
The problem for strippers is that they rarely pay taxes on their earnings, and have to stay under the radar. That means no major purchases -- or at least only ones that can be done in small payments without any excessive paperwork up front (like houses, not sure how she managed that unless she went through a front).
They make a lot of money, ridiculous amounts, but it tends to disappear in jewelry, drugs, and plastic surgery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
I deliver.
Yeah, that's nice. Don't forget my free breadsticks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (Z4rgH)
Kind of hard to get shitfaced, run a hooker pavilion, party like fiend and then graduate , from Yale, cum laude. I'd say improbable.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:33 PM (bUjCl)
Don't forget committing human rights violations amidst all that.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (a0IVu)
Something convinced him that he struck a gold mine. And now he's gone silent...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: the Spartans at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (N1ZXu)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:33 PM (bUjCl)
I've hung out at Yale parties -- trust me, they party hard there.
The real truth about the Ivy's (and college in general) is that getting in is the hard part. Once you're accepted, you have 15 hours a week of class, maybe 30mins - 1 hour of homework per class (so, say 5-10 hours) a week...
That leaves you a lot of free time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: pahound at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (aiLsB) "
Erase data for a VIP? Easy.
First, plug your phone into your laptop via the USB drive.
Then, delete system32. That should just about do it.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Michael Avenatti at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (4e+hS)
+++
Working for Google now. Same thing
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (1KOcM)
Fuck that guy. He deserves this to be true.
Oh, and 4chan guys dating strippers aren't likely to be the best of the best when it comes to thinking things through.
Posted by: Hillary at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (F4u7C)
from Pete Doocey:
NEW: Sen. Feinstein, D-Ca, just told me "I have no way of knowing" if
Dr. Ford is actually going to show up to Kavanaugh hearing Thursday - if
outside counsel is asking the questions
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
Fishermen and fisherwomen recognize this move as "setting the hook".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (F4u7C)
Speaking of which, she's been curiously MIA.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, who at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (di1hb)
Yeah the tales of his supposedly debauched youth strike me as implausible.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (39g3+)
Kind of hard to get shitfaced, run a hooker pavilion, party like fiend and then graduate , from Yale, cum laude. I'd say improbable. Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:33 PM (bUjCl)
You lost me at the graduate from Yale part.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (TAmPV)
They make a lot of money, ridiculous amounts, but it tends to disappear in jewelry, drugs, and plastic surgery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
Usually, they're 1099 employees. So they can claim as much (or, I guess, as little) as they want.
No need to go through a front. Just claim the money as from dancing.
And let your boyfriend claim some of his drug income as tips from dancing as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (xtmwf)
Speaking of which, she's been curiously MIA.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf, who at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (di1hb)
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She's got standards.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: creeper at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (AzV8L)
The real truth about the Ivy's (and college in general) is that getting in is the hard part. Once you're accepted, you have 15 hours a week of class, maybe 30mins - 1 hour of homework per class (so, say 5-10 hours) a week...
That leaves you a lot of free time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (GBteo)
I did not say Yale does not know party. Try graduating with honors. And be on varsity.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:37 PM (bUjCl)
NEW: Sen. Feinstein, D-Ca, just told me "I have no way of knowing" if
Dr. Ford is actually going to show up to Kavanaugh hearing Thursday - if
outside counsel is asking the questions
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (xPl2J)
Wait. . . this is the Senator that demanded she be heard? that we needed to hold everything up so she could . . . . .tell the world?
Bawaawaawahahahahahaha
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 03:37 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: broseidon
Lynx browser, switch contrast settings to low light and close cl
oset door
Posted by: Jean at September 25, 2018 03:37 PM (rNNVq)
Posted by: MSNBCNN "experts" and "pundits" at September 25, 2018 03:37 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (1KOcM) "
What a fucking sellout. I hope some channer has raided his cushy new bank account a few times.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:37 PM (oZ6kz)
I deliver.
Yeah, that's nice. Don't forget my free breadsticks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (Z4rgH)
He's been trying to Out-Trump Trump at this game. That was an error.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Iblis at September 25, 2018 03:27 PM (9221z)
What if he says "If you want your hearing, you can keep your hearing."
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (59GGI)
That leaves you a lot of free time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (GBteo)
The only acquaintance I've had that went to an Ivy, in the end he decided to become a card dealer in a casino.
Seemed like an unconventional career path for that.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (bUjCl)
Yeah, that's nice. Don't forget my free breadsticks.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (Z4rgH)
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LOL
Avenatti thinks pretty highly of himself. Fool.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (jUVms)
They make a lot of money, ridiculous amounts, but it tends to disappear in jewelry, drugs, and plastic surgery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
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In her case, she was wise enough to be paid through her own S Corp., which is also how she bought the houses. Lotta deductions when buying and depreciating property, but she did pay a fair amount of taxes.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (I16G8)
No need to go through a front. Just claim the money as from dancing.
And let your boyfriend claim some of his drug income as tips from dancing as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
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Which is why virtually all of them had "boyfriends" in the distribution business. Funny how the tax laws incentivize behavior.
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (2sCRa)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:32 PM (GBteo)
I believe they need to be aware that they might be recorded for training and teaching purposes.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (q1VoB)
It's ridiculous. Most people got shit faced in college.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 03:22 PM (jUVms)
_________________
It's the drinking that they'll use as the excuse to say he's guilty of the molestations.
They'll say he doesn't remember the molestations, because he was so drunk when they happened.
The Yale roommate of Kavanaugh has already gone in front of t.v. cameras to say that Kavanaugh was an "aggressive" and "belligerent" drunk, and that he would be hostile and do things while drunk that were generally out of character for him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:37 PM (bUjCl)
Well, I didn't go to Yale, nor did I play any collegiate sports. But I got an undergrad with honors, and a masters with honors, and am about to have a professional doctorate with a similar gpa to my masters' degree, all while partying like crazy.
I'm not saying Kavanaugh did that, just that it's not a particularly strong argument that you can't both graduate college with a good GPA and go out partying your face off 3 days a week as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (39g3+)
There is also this-- supposedly it is the Trump Pee Dossier:
https://tinyurl.com/ yafzg8ua
Close up spaces
Safe for Work, just text
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (5LFjM)
Does she get paid bonuses for each day she strings it along?
What does the contract lying leftist whore pay scale look like?
Posted by: Joshua's dad at September 25, 2018 03:28 PM (CZWkx)
Nothing so crude. Book deal. Much better job at a higher-priced university. Speaking engagements (presumably including therapy to permit her to fly to them.)
Posted by: Eeyore, fomerly George LeS at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (59GGI)
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (xPl2J) "
I'm not sure that broad knows how to use a computer - you know, besides using it to open a beer bottle.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (oZ6kz)
That leaves you a lot of free time.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (GBteo)
+++++++++
Getting in is often the hardest part at the Ivies, from what I have been told. For me, in my normal kind of private liberal arts college, it was a mix. I pursued a double degree and graduated on time (though not with both degrees because of an absurd technicality) and it took all my time (but that I was an overachiever - lots of people had a fantabulous time).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (I2dne)
few Dems will cross over, after they see the failure of the Soros Smear
Campaigns, the Skank, and the CPL.
I suspect that at least part of this whole circus is to give Dems
cover for NOT voting to approve. So that in close races, red states,
etc they can say "look I had to say no because of these allegations" and
have some plausible cover.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:04 PM
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That is not going to help them in November. All of those Red State Senators up for reelection would be stupid to vote against Trump's pick.
This was an attempt to get Kavanaugh to quit or to force Trump to withdraw his nomination and it failed. They still have not figured out that Trump refuses to act like Bush and fold when he gets attacked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (JUOKG)
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4chan leans conservative.
Sometimes scary conservative.
I can't see any liberal of a certain age going there.
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: The Invisible Hand at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (YpRda)
Well there are colleges and then there are colleges. Kansas State University isn't as tough to graduate with honors in as say, Calvin College. Some places require significantly more academic excellence and time spent over the books than others. I don't know today but I suspect Yale in 1983 was much much harder to pull that off in.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (39g3+)
You know, there HAD to be something that got Avenatti set off. Making
crazy allegations like that about specific people that could sue your
ass? A supposed lawyer?
Something convinced him that he struck a gold mine. And now he's gone silent...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (oVJmc)
Upon realizing that he had been powned, Avenatti reaches out to Stormy Daniels for consolation. Stormy, facing her own problems with her defamation lawsuit, invites him over. Staring into the abyss, Avenatti starts doing lines of coke off Stormy's ass. Realizing that he probably hasn't hit rock bottom yet (close, but not quite), he disables the twitter feed just in case he gets any wild ideas while higher than a kite.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (jxbfJ)
It would be Project Veritas like if they had proof of this. But they were probably scared Avennati would sue them and even if he lost, they would still have to pay their lawyers.
The process is the punishment and Avennati knows this better than most.
No this is perfect. Of course the Cuck Media won't pick it up.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (RwBDG)
This was an attempt to get Kavanaugh to quit or to force Trump to withdraw his nomination and it failed. They still have not figured out that Trump refuses to act like Bush and fold when he gets attacked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (JUOKG)
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Kavanaugh's a slightly better pick than Harriet Miers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (3T+T0)
It's the drinking that they'll use as the excuse to say he's guilty of the molestations.
They'll say he doesn't remember the molestations, because he was so drunk when they happened.
And neither does anyone else.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (oVJmc)
530 Here is the 4chan thread (kinda safe for work):
doesn't sound prudent
Posted by: Anachronda at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (xGZ+b)
You'll only get a little bit of VD on your computer.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (5jVnA)
My dick is harder than a hammer made of trigonometry.
Harder than string theory.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 02:50 PM (L6lkG)
Harder than a dumb blonde joke
Posted by: A Brunette at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (yACxx)
not a particularly strong argument that you can't both graduate college
with a good GPA and go out partying your face off 3 days a week as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (GBteo)
Depends on the degree I suppose. I had some of my engineering students try that in their freshman year..a few C's and D's later, they learned moderation.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)
Sometimes scary conservative.
I can't see any liberal of a certain age going there.
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (QKV7o) "
I'd say they're more Chaotic Neutral. With the darker parts being full on Chaotic Evil.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)
No need to go through a front. Just claim the money as from dancing.
And let your boyfriend claim some of his drug income as tips from dancing as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo
I'm guessing, much like waiters, they have to report something. If they report nothing, the "law of averages" is applied to their 1099'd wage and they're taxed as the IRS sees fit for the job.
Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (q1VoB)
Yeah, that's why you hear that annoying "this call may be recorded" thing when you call an 800 number.
In case youre in a 2-party state, they need to give you that disclaimer or they are violating state law by recording recording the conversation. (which they do for a variety of reasons)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (GBteo)
+++++++++
I took this to mean "what 4chan invented Dr. Ford"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (I2dne)
This was an attempt to get Kavanaugh to quit or
to force Trump to withdraw his nomination and it failed. They still have
not figured out that Trump refuses to act like Bush and fold when he
gets attacked.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (JUOKG)
You can tell this by the stench of desperation in the air.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (Ndje9)
Not all strippers are dumb. If they can keep off the drugs If.
Posted by: the Spartans at September 25, 2018 03:35 PM (N1ZXu)
I knew a girl working her way through UCLA by stripping in Vegas a couple of weekends a month. She wouldn't strip in LA.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (TAmPV)
The Yale roommate of Kavanaugh has already gone in front of t.v. cameras to say that Kavanaugh was an "aggressive" and "belligerent" drunk, and that he would be hostile and do things while drunk that were generally out of character for him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (fqUgw)
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I see Kavanaugh had a roommate who is still pissed Kavanaugh beat him in every class.
Posted by: Seems Legit at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (jUVms)
Thanks for asking. Now, hand me that soapbox and bullhorn and resist we much!
Posted by: Rev. Al Sharpton at September 25, 2018 03:42 PM (vbJig)
Safe for Work, just text
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:39 PM (QKV7o)
Where do you work?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (5jVnA)
Seemed like an unconventional career path for that.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM
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I wouldn't sell professional poker dealers short. My son is a poker dealer at a Casino in New England and grosses over $65,000 a year with tips. There is a ton of money to be made in that field by a good dealer.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (3T+T0) "
I mean, I know the GOP also pulled her back, but the Dems went to so much trouble to make Miers look unqualified (and, to be fair, she was) and then they got Alito shoved down their pompous throats.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (g3Klf)
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LOL. As long as you have a decent anti-virus/ ad blocker/ etc you'll be fine.
I've been going there off and on for over a year and never had any problems.
But then again, I have Mcaffee, ghostery, ad blocker and ad blocker plus.
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (QKV7o)
4Chan leans anarchist. With a soupcon of clown posse.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (RwBDG)
No this is perfect. Of course the Cuck Media won't pick it up.
=========
Don't worry. I will. This is why I exist.
Posted by: I am Tucker Carlson and . . . at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (AqQLl)
Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (F4u7C)
I would imagine it would be unwise to claim $0 in income on a tax return when you're a 1099 employee. But I also have to imagine that stripper's incomes, like waiters, vary wildly based on many factors.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (3T+T0) "
I mean, I know the GOP also pulled her back, but the Dems went to so much trouble to make Miers look unqualified (and, to be fair, she was) and then they got Alito shoved down their pompous throats.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (oZ6kz)
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And hell, Miers might have become another Sandra Day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (3T+T0)
Posted by: jb at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (XJq4+)
"4chan leans conservative.
Sometimes scary conservative.
I can't see any liberal of a certain age going there.
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:40 PM (QKV7o) "
I'd say they're more Chaotic Neutral. With the darker parts being full on Chaotic Evil.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM (oZ6kz)
Perhaps we need to harness 4Chan for the (true)conservative/constitutionalist movement.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:43 PM (JUOKG)
I didn't mean from the money aspect, just that, well, if you're set on doing that, why even bother with the Ivy League?
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (UnA8+)
I try to have an open mind and be relaxed about people's internet crazy but 4chan scares the hell out of me. There are people there who think its funny to ruin your life and finances. And they're more than able to pull it off. And at least back when I checked the place out years ago, it was a festival of the worst kind of illegal stuff imaginable, with child porn and nazi flags and everything unbelievably repulsive and horrific on open display while calling every single person some variant of -fag like "newfag" and "artfag"
Honestly its a swill of the worst humanity has to offer, but scary in that they're almost all very, very intelligent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (7oPmA)
No need to go through a front. Just claim the money as from dancing.
And let your boyfriend claim some of his drug income as tips from dancing as well.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 25, 2018 03:36 PM (GBteo
I'm guessing, much like waiters, they have to report something. If
they report nothing, the "law of averages" is applied to their 1099'd
wage and they're taxed as the IRS sees fit for the job.
Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 03:41 PM
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They have to claim their tips that are run through credit and debit cards because those are auditable by the IRS. If you don't report those, you are just asking for trouble.
Cash tips are free willy.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:45 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Dr. Fnord at September 25, 2018 03:45 PM (5LFjM)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Easier to harness cats as stealth spy weapons.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (k2d6x)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (yQpMk)
He's looking more like Beetle Bailey.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 25, 2018 03:46 PM (vbJig)
I try to have an open mind and be relaxed about people's internet crazy but 4chan scares the hell out of me. There are people there who think its funny to ruin your life and finances. And they're more than able to pull it off. And at least back when I checked the place out years ago, it was a festival of the worst kind of illegal stuff imaginable, with child porn and nazi flags and everything unbelievably repulsive and horrific on open display while calling every single person some variant of -fag like "newfag" and "artfag"
Honestly its a swill of the worst humanity has to offer, but scary in that they're almost all very, very intelligent.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:44 PM (39g3+)
Hell, you'd run into people here who'd say "The only reason you're angry about people ruining your life and finances are because you're not skilled or devious enough to counter them".
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (UnA8+)
The problem for strippers is that they rarely pay taxes on their
earnings, and have to stay under the radar. That means no major
purchases -- or at least only ones that can be done in small payments
without any excessive paperwork up front (like houses, not sure how she
managed that unless she went through a front).
They make a lot of money, ridiculous amounts, but it tends to disappear in jewelry, drugs, and plastic surgery.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:34 PM (39g3+)
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In her case, she was wise enough to be paid through her own S Corp.,
which is also how she bought the houses. Lotta deductions when buying
and depreciating property, but she did pay a fair amount of taxes.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 25, 2018 03:38 PM (I16G
Its the Al Capone theory. You need to show income for the "lifestyle" you are living. You don't decide to screw the IRS on 15-April-2019. You begin screwing them on 1-Jan-2018 and have a paper trail to show you weren't screwing them.
And, as an added bonus: Under penalty of perjury, to the best of my ability, I completed my taxes the best I could.
It's damn near impossible to prove fraud - almost as much as perjury. The other side has to prove that you set out, with knowledge and full conscience to do what they claim you did. They have to crawl inside your brain and prove.
As long as you demonstrate that you tried to do the right thing, leaving off a zero or a comma can be trying, but it can be done.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (q1VoB)
The GOP in the last half a century nominated Souter, who went left wing, plus O'Connor and Kennedy who were moderate swing votes. Even Roberts, a pretty strong conservative on lots of things, caved on Obamacare.
Who was the last Dem-nominated Justice that ended up anywhere near being a centrist or right wing?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (oZ6kz)
All the strippers are independent contractors.
Every stripper has at least 12 aliases.
Seems like they all have a 'boyfriend' who typically spends most of the day on the couch, answering pages and then making deliveries IYKWIMAITTYD
Posted by: simplemind at September 25, 2018 03:29 PM (ge2q6)
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Hey, you know strippers are just working their way through, college, right?
Posted by: Blake - used bridge salesman at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (qC1Sy)
Cash tips are free willy.
I say this with hesitation but under a certain earning, you just won't get audited by the IRS because its not worth their time and effort. But if you say you're making 8000 a year on tips and have 4 houses, the IRS will likely come knocking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: not a doomer nor a boomer at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (k2d6x)
than 35 years ago and burner phones would have been too expensive even
for a teenage girl at a prep school.
Posted by: Minuteman at September 25, 2018 03:19 PM (38yt/)
I advise a re-read.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 25, 2018 03:21 PM (oVJmc)
So you're suggesting a teenage prep school girl would be able to afford a burner phone back in 1982?
Posted by: Minuteman at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM (38yt/)
They mostly come from privileged backgrounds of some sort. And not always the good kind. They're high IQ (not necessarily smart) and have had money and all their wants provided for their entire lives.
They are either feeling guilty about this or deserving and this doesn't allow them to sympathize with common people and ordinary day to day living.
I assume the same applies to most eastern elite colleges as they are made up of the same strata.
They're not people you want to sit and have a beer with or play a game of hearts or spades with.
They're stupid in a very special way that you only discover by living amongst them.
I became a conservative after that experience.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (RwBDG)
Wizzer White was Pro Life.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (yQpMk)
I try to have an open mind and be relaxed about people's internet crazy but 4chan scares the hell out of me. There are people there who think its funny to ruin your life and finances. And they're more than able to pull it off. And at least back when I checked the place out years ago, it was a festival of the worst kind of illegal stuff imaginable, with child porn and nazi flags and everything unbelievably repulsive and horrific on open display while calling every single person some variant of -fag like "newfag" and "artfag"
Honestly its a swill of the worst humanity has to offer, but scary in that they're almost all very, very intelligent.
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I kind of take it all with a grain of salt. Lots of it is, to me, is just boasting and or being procative for the sake of being provacative. "X Hate Thread" kind of stuff.
Just because you say you hate X on an internet thread doesn't mean that translates at all into your real life.
That being said, they do turn up interesting things now and then. And I do feel they are more on the side of conservatives than the liberals.
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:48 PM (QKV7o)
Ask them why we should nominate "impartial" judges.
Since you can easily name the hard left judges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (L6lkG)
Hey, some of them have rock bass players as boyfriends.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (RwBDG)
Posted by: shibumi at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (QKV7o)
through credit and debit cards because those are auditable by the IRS.
If you don't report those, you are just asking for trouble.
Cash tips are free willy.
I say this with hesitation but under a certain earning, you just
won't get audited by the IRS because its not worth their time and
effort. But if you say you're making 8000 a year on tips and have 4
houses, the IRS will likely come knocking.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:47 PM
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Or if you have a vindictive ex who calls the IRS and claims that you weren't paying taxes on your tips for the last 10 years...........
Been there and saw that.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
All right. There are well know party schools that don't require much. These days it is ridiculously easy to graduate with top grades - they are practically given away by professors. Yale in the 80's, as any other decent college 10-15 years ago, was a bit more rigorous than Yale of today I imagine.
Posted by: runner at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (bUjCl)
Well yeah, I mean I think the majority there are outrageous to be outrageous, its not easy to be a rebellious teenager when your dad has piercings and tats on his neck. So they pick the most socially transgressive thing they can find and scream it over and over to watch the squares recoil in horror.
But that's not all of them and I think we're all best off avoiding that place and the sites like it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)
Since you can easily name the hard left judges.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 03:49 PM (L6lkG) "
Oh I don't want to actually engage these mutants. The stupid rhetoric just made me wonder.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:50 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (3SzRC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 25, 2018 03:51 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (4w/6s)
"Sen. Bob Corker says GOP senators were told at lunch to expect to be in DC this weekend to process Kavanaugh nomination quickly."
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: SMOD at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (4w/6s)
Except for the Identity Theft.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:52 PM (953wK)
Many, many people that don't get greedy get ignored sometimes for ever.
Pro tip: Don't get greedy. Every criminal is caught because of either snitches or they went back to the well one too many times.
Never tell nobody your business. Make it a habit, you'll be glad you did.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (RwBDG)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter
Probably Byron "Whizzer" White, who was nominated by Kennedy, and was expected to be more liberal.
He was conservative on some votes, and less so on other matters.
He was definitely a very smart man. Voted against Roe v. Wade.
He was not Conservative always, but probably more so than was expected by the Kennedy circle.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 03:54 PM (vcOmj)"
So it's been 56 years. That's about what I expected.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (1L9V9)
And they get a percentage of the recoverable taxes.
So best to not be telling that girlfriend or new wife too much about your bidness. Na Mean?
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (RwBDG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (4w/6s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)
I cringe when I think about what they have schemed, up to and including the hearing.
These are nasty people.
Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (Fs5vw)
Posted by: Total Control Racist at September 25, 2018 03:57 PM (1KOcM)
I cringe when I think about what they have schemed, up to and including the hearing.
These are nasty people.
Posted by: Soona at September 25, 2018 03:56 PM (Fs5vw)
The latest Vegas line of the over/under for lame smear attempts before the hearing starts is now at 4.5.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 03:58 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 25, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 25, 2018 03:59 PM (AllCR)
I became a conservative after that experience.
Posted by: jakee308
One of my best friends in high school went to Dartmouth, which is probably the most normal of the Ivies. It's out in the boonies of New England.
He actually turned out ok, and is now a prominent Oncologist doctor in Newport News.
I know some other people that graduated from Ivies, and some of them are real assholes.
If you are an asshole going in, you will be a more educated and determined asshole coming out. They don't teach any humility there, at all.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 03:59 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:59 PM (4w/6s)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 25, 2018 04:01 PM (Ndje9)
Cash tips are free willy.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 25, 2018 03:45 PM (JUOKG)
When I was a waiter oh so many years ago, if I didn't claim tips on top of my $2.25 per hour salary, they applied a value against me. The first year, I was quite behind in my taxes because I didn't claim and they said, you got tips and we guessed what they were so here.
I'm guessing the stripper is similar.
Posted by: Sponge at September 25, 2018 04:01 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls
Breyer was the Democrat Senatorial Caucus Legal Counsel for years. He is a smart and personable man, and everybody in the Senate knew him and he was likeable. Still a big liberal on just about everything, but all the Republicans knew who he was and approved of him as a person.
Good call, huh?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 25, 2018 04:03 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 25, 2018 04:03 PM (L6lkG)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:59 PM (4w/6s) "
Yeah, that's bullshit, Breyer was far left on everything that mattered.
Sorry but that made me think of both Breyer and RBG kicking it and Trump getting a 7-2 court. How bout Barrett for RBG and Mike Lee for Breyer? My dick is harder than insert impossibly hard thing.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 04:04 PM (oZ6kz)
And I'm guessing if Trump gets re-elected and still has a R senate, (maybe even if the R's gain enough senate seats this year) Thomas is going to be outa there, too. He's been wanting to retire for a while now.
Best SC Justice of the last century, imho.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 04:07 PM (953wK)
Best SC Justice of the last century, imho.
Posted by: filbert at September 25, 2018 04:07 PM (953wK) "
Yeah, as someone with actual integrity, Thomas doesn't seem the type to want to die on the bench. If he can safely step down he probably will. Which would make the oldest Justice on our side Alito? Who would be like 75 by 2024.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 25, 2018 04:10 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: steve poling at September 25, 2018 04:15 PM (J3cMN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at September 25, 2018 03:59 PM (4w/6s)
9-0 or probably even 7-2 smackdowns I wouldn't count though.
Posted by: buzzion at September 25, 2018 04:19 PM (zRwJ/)
I think it's great. It was really the only thing about him that attracted the nets.
Posted by: jakee308 at September 25, 2018 04:29 PM (RwBDG)
Do not fuck with 4-chan.
Today has been a good day.
Posted by: Community Organizer at September 25, 2018 04:31 PM (lsLJS)
Posted by: Thomas Reilly at September 25, 2018 04:33 PM (jOSqt)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 25, 2018 04:39 PM (YoaSV)
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at September 25, 2018 04:40 PM (YoaSV)
Posted by: Inogame at September 25, 2018 04:41 PM (ySZHT)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 25, 2018 04:41 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Pancake at September 25, 2018 04:47 PM (LPFcl)
I'd suggest they are more radically anti-feminist and anti-political correctness. A radical Jordon Peterson on the spectrum, if you will. So, they will align with us on some things.
Posted by: Uriah Heep at September 25, 2018 05:05 PM (vmzp+)
Who made an ex-stripper his slave
For sex we would beg
But she had no arms and no legs
Their love was a flop needless to say
Posted by: Boswell at September 25, 2018 05:30 PM (OjnQU)
Posted by: Thatch at September 25, 2018 05:47 PM (v5Cc/)
Stripper girlfriend and burner phone? Did John Le Carre write this?"
What, you don't have burner devices? If not, why not? Serious question at this point in time.
And you'd be surprised at how many people know a stripper or two.
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