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Jake Tapper Devotes Segment of Show to Trump's Penis
Weird, he always had excuses about what he just didn't have time to do a segment on Ben Rhodes admitted he created an "Echo Chamber" in the media on the Iran Deal, or that reporters "literally know nothing."
I guess he has plenty of time for cock, though.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: irright at September 19, 2018 02:42 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: A Cooper at September 19, 2018 02:42 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2018 02:43 PM (eHrr4)
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2018 02:43 PM (q177U)
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 19, 2018 02:43 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: irright at September 19, 2018 02:43 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2018 02:43 PM (eHrr4)
Did they ever spend a moment investigating Slick Willie's bent boner?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 19, 2018 02:44 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jonah Allahpundit Goldberg von Kristol II at September 19, 2018 02:44 PM (nF4Jh)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 19, 2018 02:44 PM (RKQ/v)
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Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2018 02:45 PM (eHrr4)
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2018 02:45 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2018 02:45 PM (tTf28)
Posted by: Carpe Manana at September 19, 2018 02:45 PM (PbH71)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 02:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Bil Kristol's Penis at September 19, 2018 02:46 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 02:46 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2018 02:46 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:46 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (mYw5W)
Trump's Penis would be a great name for a punk band.
They still have punk bands, right?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 02:45 PM (HaL55)
Yes. It's called Media Matters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (6uLx1)
We are rage-stroking over Kavanaugh, and the first ace post of the day is all about COCK.
Pure poetry.
I love you, ace.
But not with my cock.
Posted by: Super-elite Deplorable Ian Galt, now with sparks of divinity at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: AC360 at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (OarXi)
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (RD7QR)
The biggest and the best. The BEST!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Donald Fucking Trump at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (4e+hS)
need a nap
Chicago Officials HALT Obama Library Construction, Reveal Sweetheart Rent Deal
The Obama Foundation will pay a mere ten dollars for a century-long lease.
scumbag
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (eHrr4)
Posted by: AC360 at September 19, 2018 02:47 PM (OarXi)
I prefer an AC-130 for him...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (cZlKA)
Can't say I'm not concerned the right will not be as enthusiastic to vote in November though....
Posted by: DocCreep at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (+eMzQ)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Capt Kristol`s Aral Sea Cruise Line at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (yhf6w)
I hope they are happy now.
Popular media are truly scum.
I was at the supermarket the other day, and looking at the magazine rack, and noticed that NOT ONE fashion magazine, etc had mentioned anything at all about Melania Trump. Really weird. It's like she doesn't exist.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....lost in America at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (8iiMU)
But yes--it's large.
Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (HiLJ1)
One comedian said she is every man's dream girl, a porn star that plays video games. The only possibly funny joke of the bunch.
I think they are trying to goad Trump into refuting the claims. Probably not gonna happen.
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Zod at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (Bdeb0)
It's luxurious and classy. What more do we need to know?
That it's huuuge.
Bigly.
Um, so I've been told.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (2NqXo)
Plus he likes dick. That helps.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (pl0eG)
Serious NewsMan on BananaNeworkNews.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (cZlKA)
I think he sits ON the phone. When it vibrates...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Christine Ford Fiesta at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (XcgmW)
Posted by: Nintendo at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (3q20x)
Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (tTf28)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 02:49 PM (2NqXo)
Mostly 18th Century fainting couches...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (GBteo)
Posted by: Nintendo at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (3q20x)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Club Seal Now Open at The Baffin Island Resort! Get a Time Share Now! at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ...just the punchline at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (tTf28)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (xPJvm)
Old and busted - French tickler.
New hotness - Freedom tickler.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:50 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (F4u7C)
Did Tapper interview Trump's penis for the segment?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (hvf9s)
The punchline I have heard was "a virgin who's a whore who can cook".
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)
Not funny. Maybe to Coal Bare fans...
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (y7DUB)
“ You could have a big dipper
Going up and down, all around the bends
You could have a bumper car, bumping
This amusement never ends
“
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (LOgQ4)
43 Gold codpiece, bitches.
GOLD.
pretty sure i saw something about that in one of the quatrains of nostradamus...
Posted by: Anachronda at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
I can't imagine what could have caused the change.
Posted by: West at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (7Fa8Y)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Afroman at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (F4u7C)
ISWYDT.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 19, 2018 02:44 PM (LOgQ4)
Talk to your Dr.....
Posted by: Peyronie's Disease at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: John Bolton's Mustache at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (1YQLC)
Well, Bill Clinton's member did make news for awhile, so there's that.
I seem to recall it had "average"dimensions as described by Monica.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (VpIIl)
12 Diet Cokes and a 3 double-double animal style.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (F4u7C)
Now, CNN is talking about the President's penis for no fucking reason at all other than a porn star's insane ramblings.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (VpIIl)
Chilling, and amazing.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (Rr52g)
A news person will say anything when the knee breakers come calling. A guy could get disappeared if he didn't say what he was told to say. Poor guy.
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:51 PM (VpIIl)
Hi-dee-hi-dee-hi-dee-hi...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (6uLx1)
Apparently Juan Williams has raised two very conservative, smart kids, despite his leftist looniness. Not sure if that helps us battle Soros, but it proves it can be done.
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:38 PM (hvf9s)
Really. I did not know that. That is indeed encouraging. I wonder how it happened?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (VN+1c)
Posted by: Archer at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Zombie Warhol at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (tTf28)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (O2RFr)
I seem to recall it had "average"dimensions as described by Monica.
Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2018 02:52 PM
Didn't have to be. Subscribe to our newsletter for a girthier tomorrow.
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (LOgQ4)
OK that's not too tall. But it's still funny.
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:54 PM (VpIIl)
Hillary Clinton: Trump will 'wholesale fire people' after midterm election
via Insty.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (c07y/)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Readers Digest at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:38 PM (hvf9s
Either an "evil nanny" or Juan had NOTHING to do with the raising of his own children.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:38 PM (hvf9s
Either an "evil nanny" or Juan had NOTHING to do with the raising of his own children.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (F4u7C)
Must be doing the Drank with Susan Rice's kid, eh?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (6uLx1)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (vbJig)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Stu Podaso - Deplorable Dreg at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (/zSGl)
I am Trump's penis.
Posted by: Readers Digest at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (IqV8l)
Well done!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (8iiMU)
Bi-pedal anal warts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (6uLx1)
I don't think she said he removed his clothing.... That being said who knows what she will "remember"
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (2Mnv1)
The way she describes it is by yelling out "Pound Me Too"
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Max Power at September 19, 2018 02:56 PM (q177U)
Voters knew this about Trump before the election as well that Trump was not going to be a spiritual leader. But I guess the media hopes some graphic details move the needle?
And looking forward to some 5-4 decisions on the Supreme Court going our way on some big issues after the stunt Democrats pulled on Kavanaugh.
Posted by: Blago at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (UfkIY)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cucks. Cucks everywhere. at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Puddin Head at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (2LelM)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (ycWCI)
So they won't permit talk of Boobs on the channel, but a penis dissection is fine ??
Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (pl0eG)
kids, despite his leftist looniness. Not sure if that helps us battle
Soros, but it proves it can be done.
It must suck when your own kids know you're a fucking idiot.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (jDF8P)
Holly shit. I just realized I could take Jake Tappers job at CNN with this material.
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (VpIIl)
Meanwhile Trump is in North Carolina handing out food to people cut off from food by flooding from the mainland.
He's getting really, really good at this political stuff.
The Democrats must be in metastasizing Stage Four hair on fire mode.
Posted by: Lace Wigs and Penis Pumps at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (LOgQ4)
Are the tweeterers giving Jake Tappity hell ?
Posted by: Sphynx at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable.
Healing power of "&"...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (2Mnv1)
No. He didn't get that far, even in her own words, he groped her through her clothes and when the "friend" attempted to join in, she "escaped."
She wasn't raped, attempted raped or anything resembling sex whatsoever.
Just a horny teen grabbing some young tit, at worst case.
More of why this is the dumbest shit ever.
America is an embarrassment with this shit.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (VN+1c)
Kids rebel against their parents, like zombie. It doesn't always happen because of the public indoctrination and extended day care centers, but it can.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Marla Maples at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Hikaru at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: The Beltway Quagmire Cuckboiz at CNN at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Nigel Tufnel at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (p6e8W)
Posted by: Most of the Lefties at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Slurpy Daniels at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: hawkpilot at September 19, 2018 02:59 PM (p6e8W)
Let's not talk about Aunt Flow.
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:38 PM (hvf9s)
Really. I did not know that. That is indeed encouraging. I wonder how it happened?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 19, 2018 02:53 PM (VN+1c)
Regression to the mean.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM
It'll snap the cables and fall on some unsuspecting lefties visiting from California.
Posted by: Marla Maples at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (2NqXo)
But "distinctive in a certain way"? WTF does that even mean? I still doubt Stormy's line of bullshit, as I do Blasey Ford's.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (r9UYA)
And this is the channel they choose to put in airports. Cover your children's ears and eyes.
I hope somewhere, deep in the bowels of some airport, whoever's in charge of their TV system is getting yelled at for that very reason.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (2Mnv1)
No. He didn't get that far, even in her own words, he groped her through her clothes and when the "friend" attempted to join in, she "escaped."
She wasn't raped, attempted raped or anything resembling sex whatsoever.
Just a horny teen grabbing some young tit, at worst case.
More of why this is the dumbest shit ever.
America is an embarrassment with this shit.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (F4u7C)
---------
It's been awhile. Is that first base or second base?
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Just the punchline at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 19, 2018 02:58 PM (KP5rU)
Do you talk to him like you post about the Left? Because he may be scared to talk to you.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (F4u7C)
I'd say a pop up
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (O2RFr)
Two guys on - infield fly rule.
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Balsy at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Snake Japper at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (e8VEY)
Posted by: Rep. Anthony's Weiner at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (vvSBD)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:00 PM (QDnY+)
Same theme: we're talking about dicks.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:02 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (O2RFr)
Holly shit. I just realized I could take Jake Tappers job at CNN with this material.
Posted by: Things Jake Tapper Taught Me at September 19, 2018 02:57 PM (VpIIl)
Next to, and overshadowing, the Saturn booster.
Posted by: West at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (7Fa8Y)
Does Trump's dick ever tell people that the princess is in another castle?
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (oZ6kz)
165
Dragging the bottom here, Boss!
#TrumpsPenis says it's cold, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society)
Yessir. MmmhHmmmh
Posted by: Sling Blade at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: rickl at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Marla Maples
>The trump curse has claimed many lives already.
Death by clockwork orange will be a normality for leftists.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 19, 2018 03:03 PM (LHzpf)
"Yes, but I was never clear on what it would...say, look at that funny looking redwood tree over there!"
"...that's not a redwood!!!"
Posted by: Brother Cavil at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (ZLlh9)
Trump's penis was last seen stealing bottled water for Hurricane survivors both South Carolina AND Puerto Rico.
Film at 11:00
Posted by: MSM Suits at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (ymnmz)
Death by clockwork orange will be a normality for leftists.
Well he did kill 3000 in Puerto Rico
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (O2RFr)
**************************************************
That's what Trump's penis said to him when he dipped it in the Atlantic Ocean one time.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (2NqXo)
Interesting fixation....
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Regular joe at September 19, 2018 03:05 PM (cZlKA)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2018 03:05 PM (7ZVPa)
153---And meanwhile, Rupert Murdoch's kids have turned into liberals.
Why don't these generational switches ever work out in our favor?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at September 19, 2018 02:36 PM (VN+1c)
------------------------------------------
There ARE some parents whose kids who break bad in the opposite direction --- see Susan Rice and Juan Williams.
But I think the main reason that the opposite is more common is that successful righties raise their kids in upper-class surroundings and send them to chic schools where they have chic friends, i.e., leftists.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2018 03:05 PM (0jtPF)
Death by clockwork orange will be a normality for leftists.
Well he did kill 3000 in Puerto Rico
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM
93 million a day from the gun violence Trump is doing nothing about while his nominees to the Supreme Court rape and kill underage girls.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 03:05 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (F4u7C)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/307982/
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (rjbMC)
Trump's penis is so big it poked Hurricane Florence in the eye.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:48 PM (hvf9s) "
Eh, hardly. She didn't even know that his name is Toad. She probably had a porn star boyfriend that played Mario Kart with her in the same room.
I remember they interviewed porn stars at the AVN Awards and one of them said her favorite games were Grim Fandango and Zork: Grand Inquisitor. Now *that* is a gamer girl.
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Trump's penis is so big that it has its own Secret Service detail!
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (O3+/S)
How are CNN's ratings? They keep pitching their product to a smaller and smaller market segment.
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (I9Sw7)
Apparently Juan Williams has raised two very conservative, smart
kids, despite his leftist looniness. Not sure if that helps us battle
Soros, but it proves it can be done.
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 02:38 PM (hvf9s
Either an "evil nanny" or Juan had NOTHING to do with the raising of his own children.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 02:55 PM (F4u7C)
Or his wife screwed the mailman, fedex guy, UPS guy, AC repairman. All more intelligent than that fucking idiot.
Posted by: Timon at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (eiZez)
Trump's penis says, "In the next bar around the corner."
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM
Stamped with pics of babes from every continent.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (mCMQ5)
So Kirsten we were just supposed to take her word even though she didn't know when or where? Damn these Dems are pieces of shit
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (O2RFr)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/307982/
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (mCMQ5)
They can all just go fuck themselves with Trump's YUGE penis.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (+rS8o)
In other news:
Poland was at the WH yesterday again trying for a
US defense base. Crickets. (I really enjoy the Visegrad group of
countries and their attitudes.)
Bert and Ernie were supposed to be sexing it up as puppets for little kids.
Despite Executive Orders, Executive branch Departments will not comply.
Pope Hollywood says that we should pay no attention to those attention-seekers who are alleging abuse.
Anything else?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (MIKMs)
185 This gives POTUS a new meaning
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:04 PM (M+Lyo)
Trump's penis is so big that it has its own Secret Service detail!
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (RD7QR)
First on the naming of Trumps Penis Secret Service Code Name Thread!
Posted by: The Humongous at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 19, 2018 03:08 PM (oZ6kz)
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wow...that's old stuff.
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 19, 2018 03:08 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:08 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (2NqXo)
And babies.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 03:08 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Nonapod at September 19, 2018 03:08 PM (CLP9I)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:08 PM (O2RFr)
--
Yes, better that she had made an anonymous accusation and his name was withdrawn without any discussion of the merits of the accusation.
That's the American way.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (4AXAr)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (uLuPn)
El Raunchero
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (RD7QR)
it's not quite like watching for real, as a strong real man has sex with Jake's wife while he watches ... but it's close as CuckJake can get ...
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (VpIIl)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/307982/
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (mCMQ5)
Someone needs to shut her whore mouth.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 19, 2018 03:09 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Goldbeard the Deplorable at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (O3+/S)
Simply because you're near meeeeee
Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (NWiLs)
These people are so rattled by Trump they're exploring his phallus?
This is what mass insanity looks like.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Dick Cheney at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (tTf28)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (r9UYA)
"This is the quote--Stormy's quote about the president's junk. It had a--she says it had a huge mushroom head like a toadstool. I lay there, annoyed that I was getting [blanked] by a guy with yeti pubes and a [bleep] like the mushroom character in Mario Kart," ABC funnyman Jimmy Kimmel said, poking at the president using Stormy's description of his genitals on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
"It may have been the least impressive sex I ever had, but clearly he didn't share that opinion.' And just like that, I will not eat a mushroom or play a video game ever again. I'm surprised. I figured--I always had Trump tagged as a very patient and tender lover, but anyway, apparently he's not."
"The president hasn't weighed in on Stormy's memory yet but this morning, he did order Homeland Security to deport the Super Mario Brothers. Stormy also said Trump knows he has an unusual penis. I can't wait for a reporter to ask Sarah Huckabee Sanders to deny that," Kimmel also said.
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (hvf9s)
Arrrr I thought it was Ye olde talk like a pirate day matey
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (4AXAr)
These people are so rattled by Trump they're exploring his phallus?
This is what mass insanity looks like.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)
Sometimes a cigar is just a POTUS.......
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2018 03:01 PM (ycWCI)
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That's my guess.
He was more reasonable when he was on NPR!
I think his job is to present the leftist view/spin on things with a straight face.
Then again,.......
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Trump's Katrina at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (Rr52g)
Hillary Clinton tore apart a 12 year old rape victim and laughed about it.
Posted by: Rep. Anthony's Weiner at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (vvSBD)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (uLuPn)
Trump wanted Rawhide by it had been used already,
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: Goldbeard the Deplorable at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: President Cock Curious at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (RKQ/v)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 19, 2018 03:11 PM (4AXAr)
Big McLargeHuge
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Balsy at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (ymnmz)
Kimmel is a bleeping ass hole
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (tTf28)
no. that was a twilight zone episode.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (1YQLC)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Trump's Penis at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (+rS8o)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (CO3sN)
Those Kimmel jokes were beyond lame.
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:12 PM (mCMQ5)
This is about Kimmel's penis, right?
Posted by: Sarah Silverman at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (hqZPQ)
Well, Jake, I've got some news for you.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: It's me donna at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (O2RFr)
That's actually sort of funny.
Especially the line about SHS! denying it.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Octopussy at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (4AXAr)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:07 PM (uLuPn)
Hugh G. Rexson.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (mYw5W)
I don't believe they did it because trump would be "yuck" to her and that she just shook down Cohen. But whatevers, I'd like more details about the approach, the place, and the when.
Enough of trump accusers who place him at mar-a-lago when he was in NYC and so on .
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (F4u7C)
So the media is still flogging the Stormy Daniels story, eh. I wish they'd wrap it up.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (CO3sN)
Tapper is just beating Trump's penis to death.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (ZLlh9)
"That's what she said!"
-- Bill Clinton
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (W+vEI)
Priceless!!!!
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (O3+/S)
-
The dims think they are paying us back for the way the GOP treated Clinton. And the reason why the GOP impeached Clinton was because of the way the dims threatened Nixon. And don't forget how the liberal democrats treated Reagan and George the younger Bush.
This goes back a long way which is why it is getting so crazy.
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (oVJmc)
I wonder if this is what gay conservatives think about sometimes.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (LHzpf)
Captain Hook
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (tTf2
Benedict.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (ZnbVj)
Posted by: Chicken With an Eyepatch at September 19, 2018 03:15 PM (FhO+a)
The man has NO moral judgement, so he should really just STFU and GFH.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:16 PM (F4u7C)
The FBI should run a background check on her, after Kavanaugh is confirmed. Make it last a couple of years. Release everything to public scrutiny. Make this into her worst nightmare.
As an example.
Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2018 03:16 PM (QMG5F)
Posted by: Thumb at September 19, 2018 03:16 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bill Clinton at September 19, 2018 03:16 PM (tTf28)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:16 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (F4u7C)
And some here are worried about Kav's chances? Come on.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (ZLlh9)
No self awareness or self respect at all. He, Tapper, and any other man who spend even a half a minute describing another man's junk are at the VERY least beta males.
Weird. Once again demonstrating that any Y chromosome type that is a demunist, or fronts for them, is a man with no nuts.
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Melania at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (Ejm4y)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (tTf28)
That woman is slowly turning into a cruller... sheesh...
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (FhXTo)
Response: Ha! its big enough to make me happy!
Posted by: DanMan at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (QMG5F)
Seriously, if they think this *harms* Trump, they are delusional.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: ALH at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (hqZPQ)
Posted by: t-bird at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (Zo1XC)
And some here are worried about Kav's chances? Come on.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (QDnY+)
Eh. We shouldn't underestimate Kameltoe. Any woman willing to go down that often merely for power is bound to be devious, persistent, and vindictive. And have great skin tone.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (tTf28)
Regardless, Trump bangs porn stars and super models.
Period.
End of report.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:17 PM (F4u7C)
As it was said before, the voters went into the election knowing PDT wasn't the most faithful husband, and elected him anyway.
Interesting tidbits for the gossip mongers, but nothing consequential at this point.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Donny Two-Cocks at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (NF2Bf)
The hypocrisy is gagging me.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (CO3sN)
but how was the Tip?
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (tTf2
Just 15% cause the service was meh......
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:20 PM (O3+/S)
The maintenance of sexual reproduction in a highly competitive world had long been one of the major mysteries of biology given that asexual reproduction can reproduce by budding, fission, or spore formation not involving union of gametes, which reproduce at a much faster rate compared to sexual reproduction. 50% of offspring from sexual reproduction are males, unable to produce offspring themselves.
And yet, here is Trump, a monstrosity that should not be, roaming around with his oddly shaped schlong, terrorizing women who should be reproducing asexually.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 19, 2018 03:20 PM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Rep. Anthony's Weiner at September 19, 2018 03:20 PM (vvSBD)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 19, 2018 03:20 PM (k1TUh)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 19, 2018 03:20 PM (9B/d8)
The hypocrisy is gagging me.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:19 PM (CO3sN)
ISWYDT
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 03:20 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:14 PM (QDnY+)
There's some refugee or global warming conference, I can't remember which, the Vatican is involved in, and it sounds like it's full speed ahead on that this week for the pope. Nevermind the smoking craters left the wake of the scandals. Can't stop the narrative!
Has someone pointed out he is trying to bully America into taking refugee children. With all the pedos roaming free in the American Catholic churches, at the pope's encouragement, they might actually be safer where they are at!
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 03:21 PM (hvf9s)
it's becoming clear that they are using mark judge's memoirs as a source for incriminating kavanaugh by id'ing others who sppear in the book that recount his alchohol fueled adolescence. it's preposterour - she can't remember when, where, how, etc., but knows remembers these guys' names? ridiculous.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 19, 2018 03:21 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: DaveA at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (FhXTo)
Wouldn't that mean he has a merkin?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at September 19, 2018 03:21 PM (ycWCI)
I suppose Scott Adams will be marveling at this persuasion technique
with getting Stormy Daniels to get the MSM to discuss Trump's super
penis?
Seriously, if they think this *harms* Trump, they are delusional.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (W+vEI)
The legend of Trump's penis filling the fevered dreams and every waking moment of a porn star grows larger every day.
On her death bed, Strumy will whisper, "Trump's penis" as she lets snow globe fall to the ground.
Posted by: Thumb at September 19, 2018 03:21 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (ymnmz)
>>>I actually remember a time when Tapper was almost a reasonable newsman, not the carnival clown he's become now...
no. that was a twilight zone episode.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 19, 2018 03:13 PM (1YQLC)
"It's a Journ-o-list!!!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (HaL55)
They worry so much about Trump being presidential ... "sorry Jake, your credentials are revoked forever ... go do your porn show on that non-serious channel, we have real issues to discuss."
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Trumpcock at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (W+vEI)
It is hurting them though.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (CO3sN)
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It's a "tell" that either Ford doesn't want to testify because she never thought she'd be put in this position (thanks DiFi) or they've talked to her already and determined she'd be a disaster in front of the committee.
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (G0vdT)
She is wearing dark blue. I'm not sure that's a good color for her.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (8iiMU)
It is hurting them though.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (CO3sN)
When it's THAT big, a little discomfort would be expected.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (NWiLs)
Good night and good luck!
Posted by: Zombie Edward R. Murrow at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: Barky O Numnuts at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (ymnmz)
You know who else had a big mushroom heads? Little Boy and Fat Man.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (G0vdT)
It doesn't matter. They only want to postpone till after the midterms because they think they'll take back power. If that happens, you'd likely never hear of that scrunt again.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (F4u7C)
For some reason, I don't think Trump cares that Stormy says he's bad in bed.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Thumb at September 19, 2018 03:21 PM (ymnmz) "
Toadbud...
Posted by: broseidon, semi-official komodo dragon shifter at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (oZ6kz)
I can see Trump's positive numbers among black and Latino males climbing further, as this keeps up.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (QDnY+)
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It's a "tell" that either Ford doesn't want to testify because she never thought she'd be put in this position (thanks DiFi) or they've talked to her already and determined she'd be a disaster in front of the committee.
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (G0vdT)
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Forgot third option. Her story is total BS and doesn't want to open herself up for prosecution.
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (G0vdT)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/307982/
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:06 PM (mCMQ5)
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Because she's a woman she has to be believed and you're not allowed to even question her or you're a bully. Seriously, the Dems. have lost there ever loving mind
Kirsten has a husband & 2 sons. She had better hope she doesn't have to eat those words one day. Karma's a beyotch.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (hECVl)
I wondered if anyone would.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (CO3sN)
I looked back in my records for how many stories I did on FDR's dick. Answer is: none.
Good night and good luck!
Posted by: Zombie Edward R. Murrow at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (jDF8P)
There was one story about his penis, I think. It was short lived and had no legs.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:25 PM (ymnmz)
And I've often suspected Tapper had a thing for Trump's cock. He's worse than Milo, dumber and with worse hair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 19, 2018 03:25 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (KUaJL)
Well, she's a whore.
Why should she care, as long as she got paid?
Apparently she is also a dumb whore.
Posted by: Duh at September 19, 2018 03:25 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (7AQC5)
Kirsten has a husband & 2 sons. She had better hope she doesn't have to eat those words one day. Karma's a beyotch.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (hECVl)
IIRC, wasn't there an erstwhile liberal lady who saw her son get dragged through the mud in such a way and wrote about it?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (G0vdT)
I think it's both. I suspect DiFi did nothing initially with the letter because she'd eyeballed Ford and thought she was bringing the crazy. Then DiFi was being challenged from the left, and thought she'd throw the letter into the mix and that Kavanaugh would pull his own ripcord in response.
But when that didn't happen, DiFi and Ford were hosed. I strongly suspect that five minutes of Q&A will reveal Ford to be bat shit crazy, which will rebound onto DiFi, costing her re-election in a close-ish race.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (mYw5W)
To confirm Stormy's story of course.
Posted by: This Is Cock News Network at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (XkVXQ)
Oh, didn't know he had a book!
Now it all makes sense.
Shut it down, take the vote.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: firefirefire at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (LVVMh)
Posted by: Nintendo at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (3q20x)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:24 PM (CO3sN)
That probably says too much about me...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)
Does she charge less for guys that fuck her well?
(Boom! Double Entendre Bonus)
Posted by: garrett at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (Y7rhx)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:22 PM (CO3sN)
When it's THAT big, a little discomfort would be expected.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:23 PM (NWiLs)
Except I thought this Stormy Daniels story was spent; shrunken down to almost nothing. Now it comes roaring back for a second go.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (CO3sN)
Posted by: WisRich
Ford is locked in a basement like a hostage. The Soros-funded lawyer is now managing the situation with an eye to the focus groups. They've inadvertently dowsed themselves in gasoline, and they aren't going to have the nutcase show up and light a match.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (pl0eG)
Posted by: JEM at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (3q20x)
Posted by: willow at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (dPd5y)
Forget it Jake, It's Penistown.
Posted by: firefirefire at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (LVVMh)
Who runs PenisTown?
I run Penistown!
Posted by: Trumps Penis, the masterblaster at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (jDF8P)
I was going to say "Dildo" instead, but hey, comfort food.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (HgMAr)
Jury's still out on Mooch.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:28 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (I9Sw7)
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I believe she gave that money back and then opened her pie hole about everything.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (I16G8)
It appears Wray and Rosenstein previously promised Pelosi, Shumer et al, that they would keep certain intelligence from Prez Trump.
So that happened.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: steevy at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (mCMQ5)
The instant their bluff was called, it was obvious the had nothing, and no plan at all.
They're just defaulting to their usual crap, which gets more ridiculous with each news cycle (the norm). For example, the two airhead senators with the "bullying" idiocy! This is hilarious, and notable, even by recent degraded Dem standards.
Any normal person who hears about this is going to react "huh? How is it 'bullying' someone with a claim to let them testify any way she wants - privately, publicly, etc.???".
I think by sticking with Monday, Grassley and Co. just didn't hopelessly box the Dems in, but are extracting additional value from this debacle. As the inexorable favorable committee vote on Monday draws closer, the Dems can either somehow try to walk away from this, or quadruple down. And where do you go once you've beclowned yourself by pretending to believe that hearing someone's story is "bullying" them?!
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:30 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 19, 2018 03:30 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (pl0eG)
Imagine the scene behind doors among the Reds: "WTFs idea was this anyway? This bitch is bat shit crazy! We can't let her testify - we'd be laughing stocks!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:30 PM (mYw5W)
We voted for Trump because as big an asshole as he
has been to his wives his kids seem to turn out okay. Ergo, we voted
for an asshole with some understanding of long-term consequences. Posted by: Nintendo at September 19, 2018 03:26 PM (3q2
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Worth quoting.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2018 03:30 PM (MIKMs)
It appears Wray and Rosenstein previously promised Pelosi, Shumer et al, that they would keep certain intelligence from Prez Trump.
So that happened.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
If this is the case then the entire top layer at Justice and FBI needs to be fired.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
I believe she gave that money back and then opened her pie hole about everything.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (I16G
" Pie Hole"... that's a new one....
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:31 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Phil Donahue at September 19, 2018 03:31 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RRvvH)
THIS
That's been the worst part of the salacious Stormy coverage, They are intentionally humiliating Melania --- and Barron! Cruel.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:31 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (QDnY+)
Yep. Also the longer her story hangs around, the more implausible it all seems. It'll stink like a week old fish by Monday, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:32 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:27 PM (I9Sw7)
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I believe she gave that money back and then opened her pie hole about everything.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
That's not how it works.
That's not how any of this works.
Besides, she didn't have the money.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2018 03:32 PM (Gjw1J)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:32 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2018 03:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:33 PM (ZLlh9)
Posted by: Fritz at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (O5bec)
A friend of mine was a makeup artist in LA, often worked on movies. She met a retired old Hollywood makeup artist who said that she used to work on Mae West in her later years. During one session, Mae West's robe was hanging open, to reveal...she had a dick.
Yep, Mae West was a man. A tranny. Fooled the entire country for five decades.
But that would explain her on-screen persona.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Thumb at September 19, 2018 03:21 PM (ymnmz)
"Rose...pud..."
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (NWiLs)
Is there any polling data* showing ChiFi's in trouble?
* insert extensive caveats about polling being unreliable in many cases
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (QDnY+)
more implausible it all seems. It'll stink like a week old fish by
Monday, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:32 PM (mYw5W)
So we're still talking about Stormy?
Posted by: Timon at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (eiZez)
Oh that reminds me. My mom is a big Dr Oz fan for some reason. I visited her yesterday and she was watching the ep he did with Roseanne.
She was very annoyed he turned a show supposedly about medical stuff political. Apparently he has been turning eps recently into stuff unrelated to his normal junk medical science schtick. Unsolved mysteries, etc. She is thinking he is running out of material to talk about and needs to hang it up.
When you lose a long time fan over politics crap...
Posted by: LizLem at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (hvf9s)
However, when it comes to Melania...they don't give one wit. Bcz it is really about politics, not news.
They give hypocrisy a new name.
I also never want to hear Trump is Hitler again. Hitler would not allow you to report on his penis.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (CO3sN)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (QDnY+)
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I guess the big question is if Ford doesn't show for Monday's hearing, do they take the vote instead, on the same day. It'd be a beautiful thing to watch: Dem's screaming as the vote is taken.
Posted by: WisRich at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Srsly? That horse has already left the barn.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (Gjw1J)
Today, they are saying the test took place in her lawyers office and was administered by a person working for her lawyer. Soros, in other words.
It was a thin piece of semi-evidence to start with but now it's shredded completely.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, caffeine is your friend at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: American at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (8NuUK)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (ppBhU)
Stupid question I know.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (nafpB)
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It appears Wray and Rosenstein previously promised Pelosi, Shumer et
al, that they would keep certain intelligence from Prez Trump.
So that happened.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 19, 2018 03:29 PM (r+sAi)
If this is the case then the entire top layer at Justice and FBI needs to be fired.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:31 PM (RD7QR)
Tumps penis jokes aside.....
That is quite disturbing if true, and if there is documentation that high level Dems conspired with FBI DOJ to withhold information from the Office of the President of the United States, I would be greatly concerned.
I am not a "Put em all in chains" hyperbole sort of guy, but that is sort of worthy of actual chains and orange jumpsuits, and a long IRS anal probe that lasts until your great grand children have left this mortal coil.
That would be hammer time.
Posted by: Phil Donahue at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (ymnmz)
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Check the weather reports for which big media cities have decent weather. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday . . . (I was thinking of loud announcer for car races.) How many marchers can be mustered to make the news?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (bcbK8)
that they would keep certain intelligence from Prez Trump.
So that happened.
So what was the point of Pelosi/Schumer and mob writing to IC ordering them not to declassify??
Seems like they're thick as thieves and would have other discreet methods of communicating.
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (CO3sN)
He had a propaganda paper called Der Schwantzstucker.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
If they allow it to hang around until Monday, it WILL BE week old fish.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2018 03:37 PM (Gjw1J)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (QDnY+)
I believe I've seen reports that Keven deWetback is closing on her, but that's all I can say. Sorry for the half-assed answer.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:37 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: Jake Tapper at September 19, 2018 03:37 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
Penischer Beobachter
Posted by: Miklos, now re-caffeinated at September 19, 2018 03:37 PM (zCyNd)
I doubt there's anything to it. Just the latest jaw-dropper from the Dems.
All - I mean all - the norms and rules have been trashed by these cretinous vermin.
But it's long past the point where Mitch et al need to go public with extremely specific, harsh, and vituperative smack-downs on it all. Politicize it, sweat the 9 vulnerable Dems with it, have their opponents confront them on it.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:37 PM (QDnY+)
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Well, that's it for Kavanaugh. He's toast.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (ppgBw)
"Tonight... Be Melania."
Posted by: Vanya at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (7PLM4)
Posted by: tsj017 at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (7ReX+)
seems. It'll stink like a week old fish by Monday, I suspect.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
"
Wait. Are we still talking about Stormy?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Moochelle at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: Jake Tapper's weenie at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (786Ro)
Not sure what the deadline is. I can see this liar calling up Chuck around 9pm on Sunday and saying she'll appear.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (YbFmM)
A friend of mine was a makeup artist in LA, often worked on movies. She met a retired old Hollywood makeup artist who said that she used to work on Mae West in her later years. During one session, Mae West's robe was hanging open, to reveal...she had a dick.
Yep, Mae West was a man. A tranny. Fooled the entire country for five decades.
But that would explain her on-screen persona.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (c+2jX)
Pics or it didn't happen.
No disrespect but there's been too many men in her life and too many stories about her libido for me to think she's got an outie and not an innie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (bcbK8)
Stupid question I know.
Posted by: xnycpeasant
FDR slept with (and lived with) a much younger woman, who was not his wife. (Meanwhile, his wife Eleanor had her own lesbian lover in the White House.)
JFK fucked anything that moves.
Bill Clinton -- well, you already know that story.
Wilson invited the KKK to the White House for a screening of "Birth of a Nation."
Johnson and Nixon routinely used every racial epithet in existence.
"Unpresidential"? At this stage, acting normal would be unpresidential.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2018 03:35 PM (Gjw1J)
For us, and anybody else who's been paying attention, yes.
But do they realize it themselves? I dunno. But they would have to be in a coma not to realize it if Ford blows up on the launch pad during the hearing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 19, 2018 03:39 PM (mYw5W)
Posted by: Miklos, happily re-caffeinated at September 19, 2018 03:39 PM (zCyNd)
Obama's bathhouse boyfriends were dumped in Lake Michigan(so they say)
hardly seems fair
Posted by: illiniwek at September 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: platypus
There would be a lot of dead bodies if Trump really was like Hitler. Herr Hitler didn't play.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2018 03:39 PM (Gjw1J)
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer.
Just leave a gun with one bullet on Goodells desk, and let him of the pain the honorable way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, caffeine is your friend at September 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2018 03:40 PM (9Om/r)
To fool LIVs (who don't understand that Congress doesn't have the power to make this demand) and to give ammo to Lefties to characterize what Trump is doing is some sort of Constitutional crisis.
"See!?!?! This letter show Trump is defying protocol by releasing these docs without getting Congressional review and approval!!!"
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:40 PM (W+vEI)
Gorsuch-yes
LGBT concentration camps-no.
I think it would be enlightening to see what was actually promised vs the hysterical phoniness the MSM got ordered to spew by the DNC.
Posted by: Downcast at September 19, 2018 03:40 PM (wkrzE)
Can't say the same for CNN.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (YbFmM)
In order for her to testify on Monday, she has to present a bio and a statement to the committee by Friday 10 a.m.
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (DJFLF)
LGBT concentration camps-no.
Posted by: Downcast at September 19, 2018 03:40 PM (wkrzE)
Fortunately, there's still time.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (KUaJL)
chick in SC giving a flooding report."
Whoa. The whole floor just went nuts like a bunch of teenage boys. SInce when do reporters wear tight, black stretch pants as they wade through the water sporting a CT?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (VpIIl)
Didn't Grover Cleveland have his underage "ward" living in the White House? Hazy memory says she even delivered a baby of his at some point.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, caffeine is your friend at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (LISuA)
This has ZERO traction, has been that way since it was launched.
Having been insanely overly accommodating to what they all know is a despicable and ridiculous late hit smear, none of the GOP feels the slightest pressure to play on beyond Monday.
This is beautiful. The Dems/media are stuck with this dud for the next 4 days.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Miklos, now happily re-caffeinated at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (zCyNd)
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer.
"Flock of Seagulls" must've been booked up.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)
teenage boys. SInce when do reporters wear tight, black stretch pants
as they wade through the water sporting a CT?
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (VpIIl)
I know!
And she is cute, too.
Christina something something...
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2018 03:43 PM (NLLmE)
......Seriously, if they think this *harms* Trump, they are delusional.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 19, 2018 03:18 PM (W+vEI)
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It neither harms nor helps him.
But it definitely harms the MSM.
I love it.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2018 03:43 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 19, 2018 03:43 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (DJFLF)
There you go again, bullying this poor woman. LOL.
Thanks for the info.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 19, 2018 03:43 PM (YbFmM)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:43 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: Jen the original at September 19, 2018 03:38 PM (YbFmM)
*********************
Kavanaugh and company need to be overly prepared before Monday... just in case the Dems pull a fast one.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (hECVl)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Soros Tool at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (9B/d8)
Remember when the NFL was a big deal?
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer.
Just leave a gun with one bullet on Goodells desk, and let him of the pain the honorable way.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, caffeine is your friend at September 19, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)
Welp, now the halftime show has hit the shitter too.
Who is the hottest rapper on the planet right now. That's who they need. Come on NFL, bring it, duet with those duded and Clay Aiken.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (ymnmz)
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer.
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"Flock of Seagulls" must've been booked up.
Posted by: tu3031
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In 2020, halftime will feature "Puppet Show"
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (7ZVPa)
I wish my wife had time for cock like Jake "Dick" Tapper does.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)
Not touching it. Not touching it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer.
"Flock of Seagulls" must've been booked up.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)
Apparently they COULD get away.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (RD7QR)
A friend of mine was a makeup artist in LA, often worked on movies. She met a retired old Hollywood makeup artist who said that she used to work on Mae West in her later years. During one session, Mae West's robe was hanging open, to reveal...she had a dick.
Yep, Mae West was a man. A tranny. Fooled the entire country for five decades.
But that would explain her on-screen persona.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (c+2jX)
Pics or it didn't happen.
No disrespect but there's been too many men in her life and too many stories about her libido for me to think she's got an outie and not an innie.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society
My makeup artist friend became obsessed with this Mae West and spent years reviewing every Mae West movie, looking for Adam's Apples and any other clues (natural boobs visible, bulges down-there), which would prove or disprove the claim. And even after all that, it was inconclusive -- Mae West never showed boob or even side-boob. Clothes hid any possible crotch bulges. Adam's Apple evidence was inconclusive -- hard to tell. Back in the '30s, extreme facial closeups didn't exist.
As for the rumors about her libido: Since half of all Hollywood actors are gay, it'd be entirely possible for them to confess to an affair with "her," while secretly gettin' some gay love while sleeping with this famous "actress." Great way to stay in the closet publicly and still openly have a gay lover.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
One can only hope that Staffers for the vulnerable Dem Senators are threatening "Yes" votes on BK if the nutcase is seen in public.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (pl0eG)
440
I wish my wife had time for cock like Jake "Dick" Tapper does.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)
Not touching it. Not touching it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
LOL.
"That's what she said"?
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2018 03:43 PM (NLLmE)
=================
They can get a London Boys tribute band to play the pre-game.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, caffeine is your friend at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (fA1SL)
"
Most people don't realize that after the French, the Polish made a substantial contribution to our country during the revolution.
Pulaski and Kosciusko are still giants in many communities.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (VpIIl)
Kavanaugh and company need to be overly prepared before Monday... just in case the Dems pull a fast one.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (hECVl)
In case?
The will double down so hard it's gonna be the end of Thelma and Louise.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)
He suggested naming it "Fort Trump".
Posted by: Miklos, now happily re-caffeinated at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (zCyNd)
As long as they name the shithouse barack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (9Om/r)
I wish my wife had time for cock like Jake "Dick" Tapper does.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)
Not touching it. Not touching it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
Neither is his wife. Heyoooo!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)
Kudos!
Posted by: rhomboid at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer.
"Flock of Seagulls" must've been booked up.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)
Ugh.....what a terrible band they are. Someone should tell that tatted up fuck singer dude that Frankie Valley was a thing 50 years ago......
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (HgMAr)
What's this I heard about today being Talk Like A Seaman Day?
Posted by: Capt. Bill Kristol at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (786Ro)
I wish my wife had time for cock like Jake "Dick" Tapper does.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (F4u7C)
Not touching it. Not touching it.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
Neither is his wife. Heyoooo!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (NWiLs)
LOL
Nice
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Marcus T
Gee, not since Anderson Cooper in New Orleans
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (PFcQG)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (xBSm0)
Apparently a news outfit is suing to get Keith Ellison's divorce records unsealed.
Hmm...
I wonder how that's going to go?
Posted by: Kreplach at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (2JcMg)
The North and South Korea thing happened during the Olympics. That's what is seared into my brain.
Watching that was historic.
Trump probably helped too, but like Ace said, Fat Boy did renege. However, we did get our dead back, and those 3 prisoners. Remember how they gave glory to God with that note to Pence? That whole thing gives me goosebumps remembering it. Those men on the tarmac.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (CO3sN)
This is why the entire investigation was framed and presented to the FISA court as a national security issue accusing the President of the United States as working with Enemies of the United States(Russia) without any evidence but an accusation by the President's political opponent.
In the case where a national security investigation was ongoing, the target of that investigation (the President) would not be informed of even the existence of that investigation.
Hillary Clinton deflected public attention away from her own malfeasance by accusing Trump.
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (FhO+a)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (8iiMU)
To some people.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (NLLmE)
*No I didn't.
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (xBSm0)
What the hell IS Burning Man, anyway?
Drudge seems obsessed with it.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: Dr Spank at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
TOUCH IT!
Posted by: Matt Lauer, Moonves & Weinstein at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (CO3sN)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 19, 2018 03:45 PM (9Om/r)
"barack" is the Hungarian word for "peach". You can buy packages of peach scented toilet paper in Hungary-ten or 20 packs of TP with "Barack" in big letters.
Posted by: Miklos, quasi-multi-cultural at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (O3+/S)
Kong.
Major Kong.
Posted by: Miklos, happily re-caffeinated at September 19, 2018 03:39 PM (zCyNd)
We have a winner.
431 The Polish president want s a US military base in Poland.
He suggested naming it "Fort Trump".
Posted by: Miklos, now happily re-caffeinated at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (zCyNd)
Works for me. Seriously, why we don't give the Poles anything they want is beyond my ken.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (Pg+x7)
Classmate says school rumors - yet the attack was supposedly in summer. Ford says she told no one and never mentioned names until the recent 'counseling' session.
twitter.com/HashtagGriswold/status/1042494712924581888
We should be thankful our opponents are as stupid as they are mentally ill.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (c07y/)
Drudge seems obsessed with it.
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (F4u7C)
A bunch of naked hippies go out in the desert, do drugs, fuck indiscriminately, make shitty "art," then burn a big Wicker Man looking thing at the end.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (NWiLs)
Didn't Grover Cleveland have his underage "ward" living in the White House? Hazy memory says she even delivered a baby of his at some point.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, caffeine is your friend at September 19, 2018 03:41 PM (LISuA)
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NO.
(He did father a kid out of wedlock but it had nothing to do with his ward.
BTW, he did not court said ward until she was of age and he never lived with her ---well, until they were married.)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (0jtPF)
I don't think Trump has ever denied having sex with Stormy--in fact he probably banged her like a cheap Chinese gong.
So what? This bimbo needs to get a life--Trump's wang is just one of thousands that have passed through her portals--so to speak.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Soros Tool at September 19, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)
A newt?!?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (bcbK8)
Drudge seems obsessed with it.
Posted by: Sponge
A disgusting hippie festival in the Nevada desert where grungy pretentious extroverts give each other venereal diseases.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 19, 2018
Great, now I can't stop thinking of "Johnny Socko and His Giant Robot"
Posted by: Hands at September 19, 2018 03:50 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Georgetown Prep Alumni Relations at September 19, 2018 03:50 PM (Ejm4y)
What the hell IS Burning Man, anyway?
Bunch of hippies meet in the desert and get stoned and fuck a lot. Then they burn some big piece of crap and usually someone gets burned or ODs
Posted by: Roy at September 19, 2018 03:50 PM (Rr52g)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (F4u7C)
An event for aging hippies to go see naked hipster douchebags.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:50 PM (5jVnA)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 19, 2018 03:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: eleven at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (NLLmE)
should tell that tatted up fuck singer dude that Frankie Valley was a
thing 50 years ago......
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:46 PM (F4u7C)
I like some of their songs but Levine's voice is really annoying.
Posted by: kallisto at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
That is quite disturbing if true, and if there is documentation that
high level Dems conspired with FBI DOJ to withhold information from the
Office of the President of the United States, I would be greatly
concerned.
This is why the entire investigation was framed and presented to the
FISA court as a national security issue accusing the President of the
United States as working with Enemies of the United States(Russia)
without any evidence but an accusation by the President's political
opponent.
In the case where a national security investigation was ongoing, the
target of that investigation (the President) would not be informed of
even the existence of that investigation.
Hillary Clinton deflected public attention away from her own malfeasance by accusing Trump.
Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 19, 2018 03:47 PM (I9S
I guess the thing that is a big surprise to me is that potentially Schumer and Pelosi may have been sucked into the gambit after it all got rolling by trying to throw more dirt on it.
Nice ending to Shumers career, I hope.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (ymnmz)
bullying
rush to judgment
too important
victim
sympathy
#metoo
You Must Believe Her!
credible
investigate
tap the brakes
war on women
Posted by: LASue at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (Pg+x7)
Doesn't seem like a good idea. I visualize linebackers disappearing suddenly and reappearing on planets 200 light years away. Bad all around.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
Drudge seems obsessed with it.
Posted by: Sponge
Male gonorrhea.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Gjw1J)
Posted by: Sponge at September 19, 2018 03:48 PM (F4u7C)
The world's largest annual open-air STD incubator.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 19, 2018 03:52 PM (J+mig)
Yeah, well, they just announced "Maroon 5" is their headline Super Bowl halftime performer. "Flock of Seagulls" must've been booked up.
Posted by: tu3031 at September 19, 2018 03:42 PM (jDF8P)
Ugh.....what a terrible band they are. Someone should tell that
tatted up fuck singer dude that Frankie Valley was a thing 50 years
ago......
You know why they've been booked? Because they have a "new" album out called...
wait for it...
Red Pill Blues.
Get it? Clever, huh? So freaking smart.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 19, 2018 03:52 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: kraken at September 19, 2018 03:52 PM (O3+/S)
Posted by: torabora at September 19, 2018 03:52 PM (Y274z)
commune is transported to a desert locale, where STD's are passed around
among the attendees..."
In deference to this thread, the afterparty is called Burning Penis.
Posted by: Marcus T at September 19, 2018 03:53 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (c07y/)
Quick, feed them more rope.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 19, 2018 03:53 PM (5jVnA)
So what? This bimbo needs to get a life--Trump's wang is just one of thousands that have passed through her portals--so to speak.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (Sda6L)
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I seriously doubt that a Billionaire, who is known to be something of a germophobe, and who had plenty of access to top shelf trim would have stuck it in a porn star.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 19, 2018 03:53 PM (I16G8)
Yep, Mae West was a man. A tranny. Fooled the entire country for five decades.
But that would explain her on-screen persona.
Posted by: zombie at September 19, 2018 03:34 PM (c+2jX)
So you are telling us that Mae West, who died in 1980 , was a man that was never revealed despite the fact that she was hospitalized for three months prior to her death for a stroke, (when tranny's were not in fashion) and this secret was kept by her family, her physicians, her agents, her funeral director, both of her ex husbands, and all the actors and actresses she worked with.
Amazing.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 19, 2018 03:54 PM (YbFmM)
Mae West never showed boob or even side-boob. Clothes hid any possible crotch bulges. Adam's Apple evidence was inconclusive -- hard to tell. Back in the '30s, extreme facial closeups didn't exist.
There are quite a few boob shots of her online
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 19, 2018 03:54 PM (TAmPV)
---
I thought I was the only person here who knew those sort of things.
Now I feel less alone....
Posted by: shibumi at September 19, 2018 03:54 PM (QKV7o)
Posted by: NativeNH at September 19, 2018 03:55 PM (op5yV)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 19, 2018 03:55 PM (wJMQv)
I don't think Trump has ever denied having sex with Stormy--in fact he probably banged her like a cheap Chinese gong.
So what? This bimbo needs to get a life--Trump's wang is just one of thousands that have passed through her portals--so to speak.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 19, 2018 03:49 PM (Sda6L)
Ah, yes, he has repeatedly denied it.
Posted by: Jen the original at September 19, 2018 03:56 PM (YbFmM)
Posted by: Googleyes at September 19, 2018 03:56 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent at September 19, 2018 03:57 PM (ZLlh9)
After they decided to be pop idols, I lost interest.
The lead singer does pull quality tail, though.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, well-armed dreg of society at September 19, 2018 03:58 PM (bcbK8)
Mae West did not have nice boobs though
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 19, 2018 03:58 PM (TAmPV)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 19, 2018 03:51 PM (+y/Ru)
No, but consider the alternative.
Posted by: joncelli, toting his gator at September 19, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at September 19, 2018 04:08 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Tamaa the Bird 1000 Voices at September 19, 2018 04:24 PM (wGqjj)
Insert your own punchline here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 19, 2018 04:52 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Jonah Kyle at September 19, 2018 05:14 PM (O681L)
Posted by: porttownsendshedboy at September 19, 2018 05:51 PM (g1P2d)
xlnt. tho all the family names r 'M' wordz. Mogul, Muse, etc.
/so, of course ... Mammoth
[!]
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