New York Times to Issue Correction After Mistaking Academy Award Nominated Actress Angela Basset for... Omarosa

By the way, did Angela Basset get nominated for an Oscar? I don't know. I assume she must have, at some point. Makes for a better headline-- so I guess, like the media, I don't care if it's true or not.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:15 PM

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Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:15 PM (yL25O)

2 2nd

Posted by: Thanatopsis at September 18, 2018 07:16 PM (A1BaR)

3 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

Flake called me to apologize for missing the interview. He said he would support GOP push to move forward with Kavanaugh nomination if Ford does not appear at hearing. "I think we'll have to move to the markup," he said. "I hope she does (appear). I think she needs to be heard."

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (kO+z3)

4 Damn - close but no ceeeegar

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (mvvCm)

5 Fienstein backing away from Ballsy Ford

soon, it comes. Soon.......

Posted by: A Lincoln at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (9HuGt)

6 They all rook arike, amirite?

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (xEuHL)

7 Oh goody... layers of fact checkers strike again.

Much sooner trust the flying monkeys as proof-readers.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (5YweU)

8 Now we get to compare the response with...was it Fox and Aretha Franklin's photo?

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (yL25O)

9 She was nominated for What's Love Got to do With It portraying Tina Turner. She lost.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (dUJdY)

10 Hyenas.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 07:19 PM (58Au8)

11

Angela Basset won an Oscar for "Murder, She Wrote."

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (8jjJt)

12 I wonder what the lovely Sara A. Carter will have to report tonight on The Mr. Interruption show.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

13 3 Jim Acosta
@Acosta

Flake called me to apologize for missing the interview.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 07:18 PM (kO+z3)

...

Sure, Jim.

LOL he leads with that.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (yL25O)

14 She was nominated for "What's Love Got to do with It." So, you are good, ace.

Posted by: no good deed at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (1uG1d)

15 Obviously, Trump's fault.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)

16 I am Omarosa Basset and I will hound you to my dying day....If you feed me kibble on CNN.

Posted by: saf at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (5IHGB)

17 They both had a tin cup?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (1g7ch)

18 "They all look alike" -- The New York Times

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (vDqXW)

19

What is truth?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (HaL55)

20 Hey Democrats, if you've lost Jeff Flake ....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (XlbwU)

21 "Mistaking Academy Award Nominated Actress Angela Basset for... Omarosa"

They should be hounded for that.

Posted by: at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

22 Basset is a dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (IqV8l)

23 Serious question: if someone had a dog named Angela the Basset, would that be racist?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (xEuHL)

24 Leftists need a program to tell apart other Leftists, its easy to get them all confused.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (T4oHT)

25 They called Omarosa a basset? That's insulting to the poor sleepy eyed things.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (HgMAr)

26 on The Mr. Interruption show.

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

I snorted loudly.

It wasn't pretty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM (UsCnO)

27 12. Fuggin' Hannity, mayng...

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

28

I'll admit I couldn't pick Angela Basset out of a line up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (8jjJt)

29 19. What is truth?
**
'Izzatchu, Pilate?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

30 Any truth to the rumor the NYT hates strong black cisgendered women?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (XlbwU)

31 Bad mistake, but someone tweeted that it was "the most disrespectful thing that has ever happened."

Sheesh.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (Z48ZB)

32 Okay, NYT, time to go home - you're drunk.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (0QYMt)

33 What is truth?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:21 PM

I got nothing.

Posted by: P. Pilate. at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (LvUOD)

34 I haven't actually had sex since 1953.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (HiLJ1)

35 I had a girlfriend named Angela once. She broke my heart.
bitch.

Posted by: at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (UdKB7)

36 Just think if they had confused Omorosa with Michelle

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (5YweU)

37 Angela was the color purple in The Color Purple.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (NLLmE)

38 I'll admit I couldn't pick Angela Basset out of a line up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (8jjJt)

...

And that in the side-by-side in that article, the two could for sure be related.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (yL25O)

39 I'm ashamed to admit I voted for Flake. Who knew he was another McCain. At least he wasn't my congressman.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (mgrUE)

40 I'll admit I couldn't pick Angela Basset out of a line up.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:22 PM (8jjJt)

But Madeline Basset, yes.

Posted by: Sir Roderick Spode at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (0QYMt)

41 I love Tina Turner and Angela Basset is no Tina Turner.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (jvss3)

42 I haven't actually had sex since 1953.

I think you meant 1853.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

43 Actually, I confuse the two all time, same with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

44 The New Yawk Times made an error in it's reporting???

The DEVIL you say!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (2sCft)

45 Angela was the color purple in The Color Purple.
Posted by: eleven

Brian Dennehy's agent really dropped the ball there. The role he was born for.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (xEuHL)

46 Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (AkTSb)

47 I love Tina Turner and Angela Basset is no Tina Turner.

No, but she was really very good in the movie.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (dUJdY)

48 In those pictures they do look quite a bit alike. Not to defend NYT, by any stretch.

Posted by: washrivergal at September 18, 2018 07:25 PM (dI3/S)

49 See, the insult is in mistaking Angela Basset, a car carrying Hollywood lefty, for Omorosa, who until recently was a traitor who served President Beezelbub.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:25 PM (XlbwU)

50 Actually, I confuse the two all time, same with Oprah and Rosie O'Donnel.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (1g7ch)

+++++
Yeah and I keep confusing those two with Whoopi Goldberg and Roseanne. Weird.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (2sCft)

51 39
I'm ashamed to admit I voted for Flake. Who knew he was another McCain. At least he wasn't my congressman.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 07:23 PM (mgrUE)

Luckily, at least for now, we live in a Christian-based country, with the concept of redemption.
Watching the chitchow on TV, however, you may have just got it in under the deadline.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (UsCnO)

52 Blatant racism...no dog whistle required. They all look alike according to the NY Times!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (yhf6w)

53 I admit that I often confuse Lena Dunham and a hefty bag full of mashed potatoes.

Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (xPJvm)

54 Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?
Posted by: Diane Feinstein

Make that 2 cases and 2 pallets.
*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (xEuHL)

55 The New Yawk Times made an error in it's reporting???

The DEVIL you say!!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM

To be fair, it was on page D27 below the tide schedule.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (LvUOD)

56 Put on your red dress baby, in case some fool might wanna fight. TT

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (jvss3)

57 "But Madeline Basset, yes.
Posted by: Sir Roderick Spode at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (0QYMt)"

*golf clap*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (58Au8)

58 Time to re-watch Saturday's UT v. USC game

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (Z48ZB)

59 They all look alike. No bigee.

Posted by: NYT at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (r9UYA)

60 The New York Times is not fit to line the cardboard mattress of your local bum's nest.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (EoRCO)

61 I refuse to be willowed:

We are approaching 48 hours into this mess and not a
single other person has come forward to say anything bad about
Kavanaugh, not one, while the accusers story is literally crumbling
apart and her "backer" and her attorney are walking away from her and
making excuses for her.

She's dead Jim and she will not
testify Monday or any other day and multiple excuses will be made for
her refusal to testify from "emotional trauma" to "multiple death
threats".........

I sincerely hope she gets the professional help that she so clearly needs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (JUOKG)

62 48. Nope. It's straight up huwhite pipol hatred for blacks and browns. Erasure of their lives and selves from the public space, with one regarded as interchangeable with another, much as in the shameful days of slavery.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (fA1SL)

63 I don't recognize any of those people.

Posted by: Clifford Cleveland Global Initative For Sustainable Resource Extraction at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (I9Sw7)

64 Angela Basset took her kit off in the sci-fi movie Supernova.

I'm glad I looked it up because I almost said Solaris.

She looked spectacular.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (fuK7c)

65 Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (AkTSb)

================
No problem! I'll just double my daily purchase!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (XlbwU)

66 Ahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (yUPCi)

67 Somebody's Depends leaked at the wrong place in the wrong section.

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (Z9C5C)

68 I look forward to the day when they confuse Mike Obama with Fat Albert.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (jDF8P)

69

Any and all discussion of fellow Progressives must always be correct, accurate and adhere to progressive values at all times. No deviation from the progressive narrative is allowed under any circumstances. Journalistic discipline and order must be maintained.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (HaL55)

70 46
Could someone be a dear and run down to Costco and get me a case of Valu-Rite and a pallet of Depends?

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (AkTSb)
----------------------

Oh. right.
It's Tuesday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (UsCnO)

71 At least I've heard of one of them (Omarosa), though only because of her stupid WH flounce (what was the half-life of that stupid non-event, 3 days?), couldn't pick her out of a line-up. Other one, can't recall that name.

OT: Wired says on the twatters that Kav committee vote slated for next Wednesday.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 07:27 PM (QDnY+)

72 FEINSTEIN:"I CAN'T SAY EVERYTHING IS TRUTHFUL"
'This is all up to the Republicans side'
Sep 18, 2018

Video:
https://bit.ly/2QHSRnr

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (kO+z3)

73 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

74 By the way, did Angela Basset get nominated for an Oscar?

I think she did for her Tina Turner role.

But don't hold me to it.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (yUPCi)

75 If it weren't for corrections, the NYT would be half the size.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)

76 Angela Basset had that memorable wet t-shirt scene in The Deep.

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (QLvwG)

77 So Angela Basset has the n-word tape?

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (xPl2J)

78 I wonder what the lovely Sara A. Carter will have to report tonight on The Mr. Interruption show.
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:20 PM (MVjcR)

+++
Well, you can be assured that Sean Hannity will not allow her to report anything in totality. Can't have some one finish a complete sentence or thought, can we.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (2sCft)

79 I look forward to the day when they confuse Mike Obama with Fat Albert.
Posted by: tu3031

HEY HEY HEY
That's Uuuuuuuncalled for

Posted by: Fat Albert at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (xEuHL)

80 By Grabthar's Hammer if I was in an elevator with Omarosa I wouldn't know it.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (NLLmE)

81 I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (k1TUh)

82 I'll always remember his name, 'Donald McCain'.

Posted by: DiFi at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (1iicH)

83 "What's Love Got to Do With It?" is a movie, or TV show?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (lwiT4)

84 If it weren't for corrections, the NYT would be half the size.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)
---
So you would have to buy 2 for your cage liners and fishwrap.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (vDqXW)

85 Angela Basset is the prototype for Michelle Obama, down to the "toned arms." She looked like a flyweight boxer.

And yeah, she was nominated for Tina Turner biopic What's Love Got to Do with It

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (39g3+)

86 I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (k1TUh)

No, that was Shirley Hemphill.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (xPl2J)

87 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

++++
The Frito Bandito. Ah, that was a gentler, less crazy era.....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (2sCft)

88 Angela Basset was nominated for an Oscar for playing Tina Turner in 'The Ike Turner Story.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

89 I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

No, that was LeBron James.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (jDF8P)

90 Everything you know is wrong!

Angela Bassett is not Omarosa

Diane Feinstein has a weak grip on the truth

Dogs flew spaceships!

Everything Fusion GPS said about Paul Manafort was wrong!

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (S6Pax)

91 Why does the NY Times feel it necessary to discriminate with such a broad brush?

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (yhf6w)

92 Yikes. The Link is from The Hill with a bunch of negative articles regarding Repubs. posted to the left and right of the Omarosa article.
One was about Gov. Rick Scott being booed out of a Restaurant because of the red algae thing.

I thought Rick was ahead in the polls.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (hECVl)

93

Bear in mind: Feinsteen has a D and an R challenger in the CA general election. That's why she pulled this stunt.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (8jjJt)

94 Did somebody say 'Fat Albert'?
Turn up volume to enjoy superior xardbas by XS Projekt.

https://youtu.be/TrAcFEtbTYk

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (fA1SL)

95
A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the
2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me
regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that
was nearly FIFTY years ago,

pffffffft. I remember the day little Susie sacrificed her younger brother to Moloch. Ba'al was not pleased, I can tell you. I remember it like it was yesterday.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (T6t7i)

96 Bander, I thought you might like to know I found a photo of one of (if not the) the most spectacular naked girl on the internet. Since you're a photographer, I mean, you probably have a professional interest. Remind me, and someday at a MoMe I'll let you see it. I'm carrying it around now in my wallet in case I have a low moment and want to be reminded of the glory of the universe.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (XlbwU)

97 I will hold judgment until I see the legs. Tina has killer legs.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (jvss3)

98 i lost my place. what the hell we talking about again? okra's belfry?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

99 No, that was LeBron James.
Posted by: tu3031

Heesth such a Diva!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (S6Pax)

100 Lefties think all black people look alike.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (fqUgw)

101 >Hey Democrats, if you&apis;e lost Jeff Flake ...

They've lost Jeff Flake AND Lindsey Graham. Graham almost sounds like he has a measurable testosterone level.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (TM5Iv)

102 I am still chuckling over the NYT tweet begging for stories that are misleading meant to skew the elections. Boy they're taking it in the teeth in the replies to that one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (39g3+)

103 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (r/hsS)

104 Seriously though. Angela Bassett has been one of the best looking people on the planet for decades. There is just no way to mistake her for Omarosa

Posted by: Lost My Cookies at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (rEUxZ)

105 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

Muahahahahaha

Posted by: Melissa at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (yUPCi)

106 I will hold judgment until I see the legs. Tina has killer legs.
Posted by: Ben Had

I'll buy that for a dollar!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (S6Pax)

107 98 i lost my place. what the hell we talking about again? okra's belfry?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:31 PM (KP5rU)

Something about Omarosa's basset's penis.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

108 OK, which one looks more like a tranny?

I have a side-by-side comparison pic. Do I say Bassett looks like a tranny Omarosa, or vice versa?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (1g7ch)

109 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade

Sweet Melissa?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)

110

She's no Alfre Woodward.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (8jjJt)

111 90
Everything you know is wrong!

Dogs flew spaceships!

I thought everyone knew this. What is wrong with you people?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (UsCnO)

112 HEY HEY HEY
That's Uuuuuuuncalled for
Posted by: Fat Albert at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM

Like school in summertime, man....no class.

Posted by: Rudy at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (LvUOD)

113 By Grabthar's Hammer if I was in an elevator with Omarosa I wouldn't know it.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:29 PM (NLLmE)
.............

If she farted you would.

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

114 Well, at least the NYT didn't mention them in the same sentence with a descriptive reference to the "planet of the apes". So there's that.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (2sCft)

115 I better never run for any office, in the 5th grade I used to practice kissing with Linda Kinney behind the school during recess. I'm sure that's seared, seared into her memory.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (39g3+)

116 I just read part of a thread where 1000 people with pink hair are screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay. Someone go back to 1972 and tell ARPA the Internet thing's a mistake.

Posted by: Ian S. at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (479dG)

117 If it weren't for corrections, the NYT would be half the size.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (39g3+)

The Village Voice had the decency to stop publishing.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (0QYMt)

118 I'm starting to wonder if what happened at band camp did damage me on some level that I had never contemplated before. I may need a therapist and a lawyer. Maybe I can find a therapist who's also a lawyer.

Posted by: freaked at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (UdKB7)

119 Seriously though. Angela Bassett has been one of the best looking people on the planet for decades.

And until just right now I had never heard of her.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (lwiT4)

120 Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:30 PM (8jjJt)

No just a D.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (MAstk)

121 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade

Sweet Melissa?
Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (lwiT4)
+++++
Yes, the Allman Brothers wrote a song about it.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (2sCft)

122 And what happened to Gabrielle Union? The Fappening is the last thing I've seen her in.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (xEuHL)

123 88 Angela Basset was nominated for an Oscar for playing Tina Turner in 'The Ike Turner Story.'
_____________

I saw that movie. She was good.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (fqUgw)

124
I sincerely hope she gets the professional help that she so clearly needs.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:26 PM (JUOKG)

****
I don't. I hope she ends up divorced, alone and a suicide victim in a Tijuana cat-house. Within one year of Kavanaugh's swearing in would be nice.
Pour encourager les autres.
F*ck these people.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (mvvCm)

125 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.
Posted by: garrett

Well, that's a make believe name, anyways.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (S6Pax)

126 you know what the real twist in the whole kavanaugh false accusation / false memory thing is? whatshername really remembers kavanaugh groping someone else.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

127 Omarosa, where the wind comes weeping down the plain!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (oVJmc)

128 107: i know nothing about a penis. on anybody. or, anything.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (KP5rU)

129 115 I better never run for any office, in the 5th grade I used to practice kissing with Linda Kinney behind the school during recess. I'm sure that's seared, seared into her memory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (39g3+)

What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

130 just about two weeks ago, I think, Betsy McCaughy (or however you spell it) was on with Stuart Varney (Fox Biz). I'm pretty sure she's been on his show many times, and he managed to introduce her as "Betsy Ross."

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (UFyv9)

131 My autocorrect insists on Laurence since the whole STOP THE HAMMERING thing!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (r/hsS)

132 I will never explain why I was in Finnochios watching Tina do a live show.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (jvss3)

133 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (r/hsS)

No, no it had to be John Amos

Posted by: Count de Monet at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (QLvwG)

134 Michele Obama was at the Emmys?

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (r/hsS)

135 I just read part of a thread where 1000 people with pink hair are
screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay.

Ummmmmm...that's cuz THEY'RE PUPPETS!!! Besides the pink hair, what the fuck else is wrong with you people?

Posted by: Frank Oz at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (jDF8P)

136 119
Seriously though. Angela Bassett has been one of the best looking people on the planet for decades.

And until just right now I had never heard of her.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (lwiT4)

***
Wait - truthfully Grammie? That is amazing - she has actually been in a hell of a lot of movies and TV. You should look her up on Wiki - I bet you you have seen her. She has very different looks when she changes her hair etc.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (mvvCm)

137 Okay this looks to be a weirdly amusing movie - The Iron Maiden.

Got an eccentric aircraft designer who is all agog over steam powered traction engines. And the plane he designs is really the Victor bomber. Then there is the arch-rival plane manufacturer. Meanwhile Alan Hale plays an American businessman who is interested in purchasing one of the planes.

https://youtu.be/Rf8XQPKgbq4

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (5YweU)

138 Why are people of color treated with such indignity by the NY Times...this is not who we are as a nation!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (yhf6w)

139
Oh.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (8jjJt)

140 I look forward to the day when they confuse Barak Obama with Mush Mouth
Posted by: tu3031

FIFY

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (T4oHT)

141 What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.

It was all her idea. For some reason I was catnip to girls in grade school, then I never got another real kiss until I was in my 30s.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (39g3+)

142 Laurence Fishburn....Jew, or not a Jew?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

143 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. I just found out who Lisa Kudrow is!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (v1udk)

144 I think they meant Laurence Fishburn.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:32 PM (r/hsS)

No, no it had to be John Amos

Yaphet Kotto, and it's on a triple word score....83 points!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

145 and another note about Dr Prof Ms Ford: remember before the Blue Dress when the whole Dem strategy was to claim that Monica fantasied the whole affair?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (UFyv9)

146 you know what the real twist in the whole kavanaugh false accusation / false memory thing is?

Someone mentioned Haven Monahan earlier an it occurs to me the real twist might be Ford had a killer unrequited crush on Kavanaugh, which angered her, and after years of therapy this whole twisted story seems real to her now.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (XlbwU)

147 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,
Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

I apologize. You were such a cute and honest little boy, I don't know what I was thinking. That damn Melissa.

Posted by: Mrs. Hadley at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (yUPCi)

148 Wasn't she in the Hangover 2 and sang at the reception?

Posted by: wth - Sauregurkenzeit at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (HgMAr)

149 81
I though Omarossa was the one who just had that big meltdown at the Tennis tournament.

No no. That was Fareena Williams.

Posted by: NYT at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (r9UYA)

150

Angela Basset had that memorable wet t-shirt scene in The Deep.

I thought she was that cavegirl in the fur serape in Ten Brazillian Years BC.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (HaL55)

151 >>Yaphet Kotto, and it's on a triple word score....83 points!

You can't use proper nouns!

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (r/hsS)

152 And now - the wickedly talented . . . Adele Tazim

Posted by: John "I'm So Friggin High I Can See My House From Here" Travolta at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (mvvCm)

153 hitler's dogs flew spaceships. to the dark side of the moon. some curly headed guy with a yuge forehead told me that. or, maybe it was aliens. fuck, i don't know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM (KP5rU)

154 Speaking up upcoming movies there's a movie coming out about Laurel and Hardy at the end of their career, looks really good. John C Reilly and Steve Coogan, look like someone cloned the real guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM (39g3+)

155 115 I better never run for any office, in the 5th grade I used to practice kissing with Linda Kinney behind the school during recess. I'm sure that's seared, seared into her memory.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:33 PM (39g3+)

Remembers it so well she knows it had to happen somewhere between 3rd and 9th grade at some sausage party.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (1g7ch)

156 Bisset was the wet T-shirt girl not Bassett.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (jvss3)

157 hitler's dogs flew spaceships. to the dark side of the moon. some curly headed guy with a yuge forehead told me that. or, maybe it was aliens. fuck, i don't know.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM (KP5rU)
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They built the pyramids.

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (vDqXW)

158 *sobs quietly*

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (vAq6+)

159 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. I just found out who Lisa Kudrow is!

I don't think she's been in a big role since the 90s but she was in quite a bit of stuff back then. Never really stood out much to me in the movies but I think it was her choice in roles more than skill.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (39g3+)

160 129
What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

College.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

161 Wait - truthfully Grammie? That is amazing - she has
actually been in a hell of a lot of movies and TV. You should look her
up on Wiki - I bet you you have seen her. She has very different looks
when she changes her hair etc.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 18, 2018 07:35 PM (mvvCm)

I'll have to look her up. I don't go to movies, and the only time I have the TV on is when the Cubs or the Packers are playing. Also right now, the Brewers, because they have to crash and burn. But I'll check her out.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (lwiT4)

162 Yaphet Kotto....Jew, believe it or not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (oVJmc)

163 All I know is that Angela Bassett at 60 probably still looks great naked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (XlbwU)

164 Speaking up upcoming movies there's a movie coming out about Laurel and Hardy at the end of their career, looks really good. John C Reilly and Steve Coogan, look like someone cloned the real guys.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:38 PM

Interesting casting. Both good. Is Reilly chunky enough to be Hardy?

Posted by: otho at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (LkFnL)

165
Angela Basset was nominated for an Oscar for playing Tina Turner in 'The Ike Turner Story.'

--

She sure did the "nom myoho renge kyo" pretty well. It's about all I remember about the movie.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (mQ0Mc)

166 1000 people with pink hair are screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay.

If two slightly anthropomorphic foam puppets "live together", they have to be slipping each other the dowel rod, IYKWIM. It's the law.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (9qZ3S)

167 I doubt Linda Kinney even remembers my name, honestly. I think I was just nearby when she got the idea to practice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (39g3+)

168 Didn't Angela Bassett sing one of the Bond songs. Shirley that's right.

Posted by: AlmostYuman at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (mgrUE)

169 What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

No you are not. A lot of people still don't have their first kiss until High School. We just have a lot of sluts on here.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (yUPCi)

170 Dogs flew spaceships!

Fuck you people.

Posted by: Zombie Laika at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (sdi6R)

171 Interesting casting. Both good. Is Reilly chunky enough to be Hardy?

He is in this movie, I dunno if its makeup or what.

https://youtu.be/MdcBNrjc3wo

January release so I think they're aiming at oscars

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:41 PM (39g3+)

172 If she didn't have puppies her tits will be small,,,all twelve of them!

Posted by: Killerdog at September 18, 2018 07:41 PM (t5KuK)

173 160
129

What is it with you people? I was in high school before I got my first kiss. I swear, I really am defective.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:34 PM (NWiLs)

College.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:41 PM (oVJmc)

174 Shirley Bassey, "Goldfinger"

https://youtu.be/EnseiOJ2jGQ

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (5YweU)

175
I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

She played Mrs. Shaft, in "Shaft in Africa".

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (jDF8P)

176

Maybe I can find a therapist who's also a lawyer.

You'll get a diagnosis you can't understand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (HaL55)

177 My cunny haired over in 1963 and hasn't been seen since.

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (HiLJ1)

178
Angela Basset was in E.T. She played the closet where E.T. hid.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 18, 2018 07:42 PM (8jjJt)

179 Posted by: Zombie Laika

Spam in a can.

Posted by: Chuck Yeager at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (fuK7c)

180 Angela Bassett was in Olympus has Fallen and London is falling.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (jvss3)

181 Wow, she has been around for quite awhile. But, I've never seen a single movie she's made.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (v1udk)

182 i let my dog drive my car once. she wouldn't be worth a damn at flying a spaceship.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

183 For some reason I was catnip to girls in grade school, then I never got another real kiss until I was in my 30s.

Did you have a great big bobble-head? All the "really cute" child actors have a huge noggin'. Then when they grow up they look a bit...wrong.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (9qZ3S)

184 GAS = .000000000000000000000000000001

Posted by: Anchovy at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (srWwQ)

185 Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:40 PM (yUPCi)

Eh...can't speak to that. But the longer I live the more I feel like I was a mistake.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (NWiLs)

186 This just in: New York Times decides to do something a little different and issue a newspaper along with usual daily volume of corrections

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (XlbwU)

187 183. Yup. Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

188 'Posted by: Zombie Laika
Spam in a can.'

Yum!

Posted by: Barky McDogeater at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (UdKB7)

189 Angela Bassett looks NOTHING like Omarosa. At all. Never has. And she always dressed classier. I would be pissed if I were her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (5aX2M)

190 Did you have a great big bobble-head? All the "really cute" child actors have a huge noggin'.

I dunno feels normal sized. Most actors have really big heads though, it photographs well. Like 5'5 and a huge cranium.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (39g3+)

191 184
GAS = .000000000000000000000000000001

Posted by: Anchovy at September 18, 2018 07:44 PM (srWwQ)

didn't get the message? there is no math at AoS.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (UsCnO)

192 Angela Bassett was in Olympus has Fallen and London is falling.
Posted by: Ben Had

And Prague Will Have Fallen.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (xEuHL)

193 187 183. Yup. Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

It was like Sputnik. Cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (NWiLs)

194 I remember her from the movie Strange Days. The movie sucked but she was good in it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

195 I should know who Angela Basset Hound is but drawing a blank.

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (T4oHT)

196 False, tricksy Melissa tooks our precious eraser. Hates her we does.

Posted by: Gollum as a little boy at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (H5knJ)

197 Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.

Hey!

Posted by: All Peanuts Characters at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (fuK7c)

198 I'm glad someone mentioned Shirley Bassey. That's who I was thinking of as well. Does that make me a racist?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (v1udk)

199 McConnell says Kav will not step down, period, so suck it, bitchez.

Hatch say Monday hearing will be followed by a vote, whether Dr. Crazypants shows up or not, so suck it, bitchez.

I might have made up the suck it, bitchez part, but it was strongly implied in both cases.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (TM5Iv)

200

If two slightly anthropomorphic foam puppets "live together", they have to be slipping each other the dowel rod, IYKWIM. It's the law.

Heaven fvcking forfend a simple innocent friendship ever be shown on television, especially to kids.

It's really too bad that isn't against the law, exposing minors to secksual-type subjects like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (HaL55)

201 Eh...can't speak to that. But the longer I live the more I feel like I was a mistake.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:45 PM (NWiLs)

No you weren't. I know that deep in my soul.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (yUPCi)

202 re 154: I just watched the trailer at the Hollywood reporter. Doesn't look so real to me.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (UFyv9)

203 Angela Basset, wasn't she in all those cable horny boy movies in the 80s?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (1g7ch)

204 193. * fistbump *
I'm glad to see others here with an appreciation for the classics.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)

205 Yup. Betcha his head was like an orange on a toothpick.

My scottish uncle used to yell "HEED! PANTS!" at me, a lot

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (39g3+)

206 She played Mrs. Shaft, in "Shaft in Africa".

--

Here's a great Four Tops song from that movie. If you like this kind of music, it's really good.

https://www.youtube.
com/watch?v=faaxsHyyIzY

Remove space.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (mQ0Mc)

207 195 Googled her and no still don't know who she is

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:47 PM (T4oHT)

208 and another note about Dr Prof Ms Ford: remember before the Blue Dress when the whole Dem strategy was to claim that Monica fantasied the whole affair?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM (UFyv9)

I thought we were calling her Dr. Ms. Crystal Mangum Ford??

Posted by: Timon at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (eiZez)

209 She played Mrs. Shaft, in "Shaft in Africa".

That's not helpful.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (v1udk)

210 A little girl named Melissa took my Frito Bandito
pencil eraser in the 2nd grade, and the teacher, Mrs. Hadley, believed
her and not me regarding ownership. I remember this traumatic event
clearly, and that was nearly FIFTY years ago,

Posted by: Weasel at September 18, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

I apologize. You were such a cute and honest little boy, I don't know what I was thinking. That damn Melissa.

Posted by: Mrs. Hadley at September 18, 2018 07:37 PM

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A little red haired girl stole my cup of Donald Duck orange juice when I was in Kindergarten in 1962. It was so traumatic I can't remember her name.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (JUOKG)

211 Bisset was the wet T-shirt girl not Bassett.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:39 PM (jvss3)

Bisset or Bassett, whatever it takes.

Posted by: Mr. Mom at September 18, 2018 07:48 PM (QLvwG)

212 Speaking up upcoming movies there's a movie coming out about Laurel and
Hardy at the end of their career, looks really good. John C Reilly and
Steve Coogan, look like someone cloned the real guys.

The BBC did a film based on a stage play called 'Stan' about Laurel visiting the dying Hardy following his stroke. Here's part one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_HubxC-Ip8

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (oVJmc)

213 194 I remember her from the movie Strange Days. The movie sucked but she was good in it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (4ErVI)

They took an interesting premise and made it dumb. She was pretty badass, and should've had more screen time. Juliette Lewis must be able to suck a softball through a straw, because I don't see how she ever gets cast in anything otherwise.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (NWiLs)

214
Since we're now on the subject of movies....

Last night I finally watched Solo (bittorrent, fuck you, Hollywood). Thoroughly forgettable flick, but not nearly as bad as I thought it'd be. Don't get me wrong, it's still bad, just not Attack of the Clones bad.

The thing I wanted to ask is, did anyone else get the feeling that they cribbed a bunch of scenes from Firefly? Because I've got visions of The Train Job, the Battle of Serenity Valley and the slave camp on Canton at the very least.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (eXA4G)

215 Holy "separated at birth" Batman!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (/qEW2)

216 Not sure I ever saw a movie Angela was in

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (T4oHT)

217 196 False, tricksy Melissa tooks our precious eraser. Hates her we does.
Posted by: Gollum as a little boy at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM (H5knJ)

Right? I could understand if it was Spongbob.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (NLLmE)

218 It was like Sputnik. Cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM

If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (LvUOD)

219 Basset was Black Panther's mom

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM (LFaED)

220 Lady in Black, you must truly be 29. Motown was the greatest.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (jvss3)

221 Bert might not be gay, but he is EVIL.

https://www.bertisevil.tv/

Posted by: Axeman at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (vDqXW)

222 A little red haired girl stole my cup of Donald Duck orange juice when I was in Kindergarten in 1962.

You were in Kindergarten in 1962? Babies. I'm talking to babies.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

223 Juliette Lewis must be able to suck a softball through a straw, because I
don't see how she ever gets cast in anything otherwise.

Juliette Lewis could be the worst actress who's ever lived.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (jDF8P)

224 What be happenin today peeps? Been so busy I need to catch up.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (jm1YL)

225 Motown was the greatest.

Yes it was.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (lwiT4)

226 I will never forget the name: "Senator Donald Duck Orange Juice"

Posted by: Diane Feinstein at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (AkTSb)

227 It was like Sputnik. Cried himself to sleep on his huge pillow.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:46 PM

If it's not Scottish, it's crap!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 18, 2018 07:49 PM

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Now you're talking!@

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 18, 2018 07:50 PM (JUOKG)

228 I'm not seeing the friggin' problem here!

Oh! It's two ~~black chicks!~~ chicks of color?!

And probably a white NYT reporter! My fucking world is collapsing!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:51 PM (Z9C5C)

229 The Vita Omarosa is the name of a street in Jerusalem that led to Godzilla. It became famous after a Ricky Martin dance song was named after it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (PRfdc)

230 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

231 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

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She's been in so many things I can't even remember them all. But you might remember "X," "Boyz N The Hood," and "What's Love Got to Do With It" as some of the award winners.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (5aX2M)

232 I've learned to hate the media.
All I ever wanted to be was a newspaper man. Back in the day they always seemed to have the answers. They dug for the facts.
Boy was I stupid.
So I settled for a career as an intelligence guy.
A good choice as I knew what the facts were, and could see just how wring the media was.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (0tfLf)

233 The BBC did a film based on a stage play called 'Stan' about Laurel visiting the dying Hardy following his stroke. Here's part one:

I think the film is based on that.

Juliette Lewis must be able to suck a softball through a straw, because I don't see how she ever gets cast in anything otherwise.

My guess is she was passed around by producers quite a bit until she matured yeah. For a while she was in everything, despite having no real acting talent. There were a bunch of girls like that at the time, whats her face Fairuza Balk was another. No real talent but young and apparently willing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (39g3+)

234 And probably a white NYT reporter! My fucking world is collapsing!

Posted by: Fritz at September 18, 2018 07:51 PM (Z9C5C)
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It's like Pearl Harbor!

Posted by: The Headless Chicken Medai at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (vDqXW)

235 ''Juliette Lewis could be the worst actress who's ever lived.''

She's not an attractive girl. Still, Brad Pitt should have stuck with her. Several degrees less crazy than Angie or Gwennie

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (jm1YL)

236 A true story, tying together the themes of high school misadventures and kissing and what not.

Best friend, his brother, one other guy, and I head to the Sunday night teen dance at a nearby club.

Best friends brother meets a young lady from a nearby high school. She had been drinking. A lot. We hadn't. The two of them disappear fora while.

Fast forward to a coffee shop several hours later. "Hey <redacted>, how'd it go with <redacted>?"

"Well, here's how it went. We drove off and parked. one thing lead to another and we're in the back seat undressed. and then, it hit me - I can't do this. she's asking me to, and I just can't. So I say no, and I start to get dressed. And that's when the cop cars lights went on . . "

So we laughed and laughed as he recounted how he got to explain all of that to the sheriff. many years later, we still remind him that no good deed goes unpunished.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (2xR5z)

237 Smoky Robinson could raise anybody's blood pressure.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (jvss3)

238 230. So what you're saying is - Insomniac should run for office?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

239 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!

Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

Hey now!

Posted by: Rosa DeLauro at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (QLvwG)

240 Bisset or Bassett, whatever it takes.

A Bisset a Bassett
I wonder which one hass it
One girl swam in a white shirt
And showed us all her nipples
Her nipples her nipples
She showed us all her nipples
I wonder which one dast it

Posted by: Ella Fitzgerald at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (fuK7c)

241 *sigh* Whatever.

I'm so done with any of this identity/representation shit.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 07:54 PM (jlHSA)

242

I'd have to be surgically removed from Juliette Lewis. I find her very hot.

Not up there with Christina Hendricks, mind you, but pretty close.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:54 PM (HaL55)

243 Rule #1: Everything must be about Trump.

Rule #2: Rule #2 must be about Rule#1.

The World's First Rent-Free Real Estate Billionaire!

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (Ndje9)

244 230 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)
238 230. So what you're saying is - Insomniac should run for office?
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

My desire for revenge is far more focused.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (NWiLs)

245

Exidor lives!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy (Dixie Dregs of Society) at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (HaL55)

246 Ella, Dinah Washington is waving to you from a sold out house.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:55 PM (jvss3)

247 What's all this about John Stamos?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (S6Pax)

248 This is why blacks shouldn't be given top level security clearance. They're trivially easy to impersonate.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (/qEW2)

249 Nah, Exidor looks better than Rosa

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (5YweU)

250
"Juliette Lewis could be the worst actress who's ever lived."

Her Dad was pretty bad, but Clint was really, really loyal to him and kept putting him in movies.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (ye3s4)

251 I'd have to be surgically removed from Juliette Lewis.

Dude.

Posted by: pep at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (T6t7i)

252 She's been in so many things I can't even remember them all. But you might remember "X," "Boyz N The Hood," and "What's Love Got to Do With It" as some of the award winners.

Checked her bio and I haven't seen a single movie in which she's acted. I was thinking she may have been in Soul Plane which I briefly watched for five minutes while making a pizza.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (v1udk)

253 Politics is nothing but an arena for disgustingly ugly, vile cretins, to seek revenge for their lot in life!
Posted by: Tentotwo at September 18, 2018 07:52 PM (yhf6w)

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It's Hollywood for ugly people.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (I16G8)

254 244. Look, dude. I hear ya. But if you're ever gonna REMOVE TULIP, politics is the best way to get it done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

255 My desire for revenge is far more focused.
Posted by: Insomniac

Have you considered a career in arching?

Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

256 ''1 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. ''

She was in that movie with Whitney Houston. Gosh, I can't remember the name of it. Anyway she's famous for that scene where she piles all her cheating husband's stuff in his very expensive car and flicks a match in it. Great scene.

Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

257 Skynet's identity component is undergoing final testing in China, and will soon be operational. Hook it up to a weapons delivery capability and we're there.

https://tinyurl.com/ya5gfbzx

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (XlbwU)

258 I looked up both Angela Bassett and Juliette Lewis. They're both rather attractive, but both of their faces are a bit odd.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

259 Dude?

Dude looks like a lady.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

260 both of their faces are a bit odd.

Angela seems to have had work done more than once.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 07:58 PM (fuK7c)

261 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television. ''

She was in that movie with Whitney Houston. Gosh, I can't remember the name of it. Anyway she's famous for that scene where she piles all her cheating husband's stuff in his very expensive car and flicks a match in it. Great scene.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

Waiting to Exhale.
I never remember anyone but Whitney.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 07:59 PM (yUPCi)

262 255 My desire for revenge is far more focused.
Posted by: Insomniac

Have you considered a career in arching?
Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

Arching? Like stone masonry?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 07:59 PM (NWiLs)

263 Is arching like nemesising?

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (NLLmE)

264
Is arching like nemesising?

No it's like podiatry.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (lwiT4)

265 Checked her bio and I haven't seen a single movie in which she's acted. I was thinking she may have been in Soul Plane which I briefly watched for five minutes while making a pizza.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:56 PM (v1udk)

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I hate the movie "X" because it whitewash's a lot of Malcolm X's less *ahem* admirable moments.

But the other two are both really good. "Boyz" romanticizes the hood too much, but hey, it's the movies, and it does a decent job of highlighting the squalor, violence and hopelessness of the inner city.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (5aX2M)

266 254 244. Look, dude. I hear ya. But if you're ever gonna REMOVE TULIP, politics is the best way to get it done.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (fA1SL)

Shit, I'm still trying to figure out how to get myself off of the REMOVE/Ditch Slavery list.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (jlHSA)

267 Arching = being an arch nemesis.

Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (xEuHL)

268 "She was nominated for What's Love Got to do With It portraying Tina Turner. She lost." Great performance in a fine movie. I wonder if that movie could be made today?

Angela Bassett had a forgettable part in the forgettable Black Panther. I'd like to see more of her, in good movies.

Posted by: gp at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (mk9aG)

269 Samuel L. Jackson should have taken it has a compliment. He's one fugly mofo compared to Fishburne.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

270 I just saw the Bert and Ernie story.

A writer said he always saw them as gay.

Forcing Sesame Street to put out a statement that they weren't gay.

Why does every fvckin' thing need to be sexualized. It is a sickness.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (yUPCi)

271 I remember Angela Bassett. She was at that party.

Posted by: Ms. Dr. Perfesser Blasey-Ford at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (n6bs1)

272 I'd have to be surgically removed from Juliette Lewis.

You're not a toomah!

Posted by: Ahnuld at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (oVJmc)

273 AND IIIIIIIEEEEEEIIIIIEEEEIIIIIIIII
WILL ALWAYS LOVE
YOUOOOOOOOEEEOOOWEEOOOHWEEOH

Posted by: Whitney Houston at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

274 Insomniac plays McBain in.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55vvnnOBXfA

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (S6Pax)

275 269 Samuel L. Jackson should have taken it has a compliment. He's one fugly mofo compared to Fishburne.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:01 PM (/qEW2)

He was good as a crazy homeless man in "The Caveman's Valentine", though.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (jlHSA)

276 Arching = being an arch nemesis.

Sometimes better than being an Archduke.

Posted by: Ferdinand at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (fuK7c)

277 Posted by: Whitney Houston at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

Partial to the Dolly Original.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:02 PM (lwiT4)

278 267 Arching = being an arch nemesis.
Posted by: Guild of Calamitous Intent at September 18, 2018 08:00 PM (xEuHL)

Ah. It could be a good career move.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

279 It isn't the truth of the matter that counts to these people...it's the seriousness of the accusation.

Posted by: torabora at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (Y274z)

280 Ironically I don't think Whitney ever loved anyone but herself.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NLLmE)

281 She was in that movie with Whitney Houston. Gosh, I can't remember the name of it. Anyway she's famous for that scene where she piles all her cheating husband's stuff in his very expensive car and flicks a match in it. Great scene.
Posted by: Tuna at September 18, 2018 07:57 PM (jm1YL)

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That was "Waiting to Exhale."

Damn, I never knew I knew so many Angela Bassett movies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (5aX2M)

282 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

She was quite good. Mystery writer/detective, I believe. Seemed very nice.

Posted by: t-bird at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (oTMWb)

283 Partial to the Dolly Original.

Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

284 Samuel Jackson will never be better than he was in "Unthinkable"

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (jvss3)

285 Does she have horse tooth smile too?

Posted by: Guy Who Loves Horses at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Y274z)

286 You assassinate ONE Archduke and it's like nobody wants it anymore.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (NLLmE)

287 Angela Bassett was great in Strange Brew.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (PRfdc)

288 Too fun not to post, anti- Deep State Video:

https://tinyurl.com/yc5l9a6c

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (QKV7o)

289 Cursing a lot umironically relieves stress and I believe there are studies to back up this motherfucking assertion.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (Lktpy)

290 Ironically I don't think Whitney ever loved anyone but herself.

Posted by: eleven at September 18, 2018 08:03 PM (NLLmE)

She shoulda stayed with Gospel. Same for Elvis. Maybe they wouldn't have died how they did.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (lwiT4)

291 I have no idea who Angela Bassett is, but I'm not into recent movies or television.

I remember her. She played Penny in "Lost in Space".

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:05 PM (sdi6R)

292 I stop leaking and the next thing ya know, I got Trump crawling up my ass...life isn`t fair!

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at September 18, 2018 08:05 PM (yhf6w)

293 Ironically I don't think Whitney ever loved anyone but herself.

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Oh she loved Bobby, all right. But herself? I don't think so.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (5aX2M)

294 Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

You mean that song? Dolly wrote it as a good-bye to Porter Wagoner.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (lwiT4)

295 She shoulda stayed with Gospel. Same for Elvis. Maybe they wouldn't have died how they did.
Posted by: grammie winger

I don't know about The King. Peanut butter and nanner sammiches aren't that expensive.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (xEuHL)

296 BTW... I found the anti-Deep State/pro Trump video on godlike productions, an alternate crazy site. 100% less Jew hate than Zero Hedge, 95% less raciss than 4Chan.

Posted by: shibumi at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (QKV7o)

297 Oh maybe you meant sheep.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:06 PM (lwiT4)

298 Fishburne is good but I'll take Forrest Whitaker.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (jvss3)

299 Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

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Dolly wrote that song, and about half of her income was attributed, by her, to royalties from it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (I16G8)

300 280: Whitney loved cocaine and shit more than herself.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (KP5rU)

301 Who assassinated the Archieduke of Riverdale.

Posted by: Jughead at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (IqV8l)

302 Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

You mean that song? Dolly wrote it as a good-bye to Porter Wagoner.

No, dear, that was a Dolly the Cloned Sheep joke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

303 266. Ya got a tracksuit, yes? You hate the Albanians * spits * almost as much as you hate the Turk * spits, crosses self* dontcha? Well, if those three are 'Yes' and ya ain't a Red, a furry, a brony, or a weeb, you're gold.
Welcome! Ball-bats and vodka are on the table by the door.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

304 I'm not I'm favor of REMOVE TULIP. 1) Dutch women are hot as fuck and natural great athletes B) I'm at least 25% TULIP iii) they are a high trust group of folks and are good people.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:08 PM (Lktpy)

305 Partial to the Dolly Original.

Dolly was the clone. I don't think the original even had a name.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:04 PM (fuK7c)

Dolly Parton was the original. In fact, she owns the song rights. I think it ticked her off that Whitney made the song famous, not her. I like Dolly, but Whitney really made that song soar. The movie helped immensely.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:08 PM (yUPCi)

306 Fishburne is good but I'll take Forrest Whitaker.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (jvss3)

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+1. Forrest Whitaker's command performance as Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" was outstanding. Disturbing.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:08 PM (5aX2M)

307 296. So why would we go? Hell, we're still working our way thru Samurai Nazi and his teachings.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

308 I thought Dolly made snack cakes, and was married to some President guy... and was a looker....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (j6KNi)

309 No, dear, that was a Dolly the Cloned Sheep joke.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fuK7c)

Yeah, I got it about three and a half beats too late.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (lwiT4)

310 Tucker needs to stop 'meeting in the middle' and saying thumb face psycho 'seems sincere'.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (1g7ch)

311 304. TULIP are bog-Fritz. The science is settled.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

312 They came very close to thinking she was Fred Bassett

Posted by: Bruce at September 18, 2018 08:10 PM (8ikIW)

313 Fishburne is good but I'll take Forrest Whitaker.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (jvss3)

Heh, I read that at Flashburn.

Posted by: Infidel at September 18, 2018 08:10 PM (PhT3S)

314 311 304. TULIP are bog-Fritz. The science is settled.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (fA1SL)

The Dutch?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (Lktpy)

315 310. She is sincere. There's no evidence at this time that she's covered in wax.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (fA1SL)

316
John Cooper Clarke - I Got A New Track Suit
(I got the old one, too)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=niU4XSW1kX0

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (PRfdc)

317 306 2nd that
And good night all

Posted by: Skip at September 18, 2018 08:11 PM (T4oHT)

318 Omarosa's stolen my groove! I want it back.

Posted by: Angela Bassett at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (/qEW2)

319 I'm beginning to think when Palo impliments his plan, not many of us will make the cut and survive.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (Lktpy)

320 8 I thought Dolly made snack cakes, and was married to some President guy... and was a looker....
Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:09 PM (j6KNi)

You are thinking of Betsy Ross Bassett.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (yUPCi)

321 Palp not Palo.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (Lktpy)

322 I don't think Forrest Whittaker was named after Nathan Bedford Forrest... just a guess...

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (j6KNi)

323 Wow, she has been around for quite awhile. But, I've never seen a single movie she's made.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 07:43 PM (v1udk)

Ditto.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (/qEW2)

324 314. Yes. Sigh.....you're unfamiliar with the division of races in Europe, I take it? Have a complimentary newsletter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)

325 YD, I raise my glass to your taste.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (jvss3)

326 +1. Forrest Whitaker's command performance as Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" was outstanding. Disturbing.

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He was good in The Crying Game too.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (mQ0Mc)

327 I am tired of these snakes on this motherfucking plane.

Posted by: Angela Basset at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (5jVnA)

328 Sigh.....you're unfamiliar with the division of races in Europe,

I'll save you time, east of the Oder River = Untermenschen.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:14 PM (fuK7c)

329

One's a Communist Lying Whore and the other's an Actress... no wonder they got confused...

Posted by: Dick Cole at September 18, 2018 08:14 PM (3Yj85)

330 Um ... that's former Senior White House official Angela Bassett, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 18, 2018 08:14 PM (1jP/U)

331 Angela Bassett was outstanding as Clubber Lang in Rocky III.

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 18, 2018 08:15 PM (H5knJ)

332 francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

-
Socialism is like a mud pie. You end up eating dirt.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:16 PM (+y/Ru)

333 324 314. Yes. Sigh.....you're unfamiliar with the division of races in Europe, I take it? Have a complimentary newsletter.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)

Just effeing with you Palp. I have no doubt that under your plan that 56% of my body can be removed and sent back while the other 44% lives a quality life in Trump Land.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:17 PM (Lktpy)

334 328. This was the case for a brief period during the late '30's to mid-'40's. Fortunately, heroic warrior-bands of SMR pushed eternal enemy Fritz back to his own benighted land before burning it to the ground.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:17 PM (fA1SL)

335 francesca fiorentini

@franifio

Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have
made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around
declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

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Yes, yes. We know. The right chef hasn't been in charge. That's always been the problem.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:17 PM (PRfdc)

336 Forrest Whitaker's command performance as Idi Amin in "The Last King of Scotland" was outstanding. Disturbing.

--

He was good in The Crying Game too.
Posted by: Lady in Black

Good Morning Vietnam.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:18 PM (Gjw1J)

337 So has the FISA stuff dropped yet?

Shouldn't be hard. Unredacted so just shove the shit in a big envelope and send it over.

Oh what's that you say? You have to go through it first to make sure sources aren't named?

The Golden Don said UNREDACTED you peasants. You know President Trump; he's the guy I hired to kick your asses.

Watch they'll try and sue the president over this stuff. That's really going to cause some serious fucking problems.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:18 PM (4ErVI)

338 Regarding Kavanaugh- Coulter on Tucker was saying this is all because the Dems think they may be able to take the Senate in the midterms.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hECVl)

339 333. That's the beauty of GECSPLAN. America, under the leadership of GEOTUS, is outside the 'Zone of Clarification' and so the glorious mutants here can and will survive and thrive.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (fA1SL)

340 Good Morning Vietnam.

Brian Dennehey kind of phoned in his performance as VietNam.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (fuK7c)

341 303 266. Ya got a tracksuit, yes? You hate the Albanians * spits * almost as much as you hate the Turk * spits, crosses self* dontcha? Well, if those three are 'Yes' and ya ain't a Red, a furry, a brony, or a weeb, you're gold.
Welcome! Ball-bats and vodka are on the table by the door.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:07 PM (fA1SL)

Well, I like Vodka, and I don't like the Turks.

So it's a start.

I used to be into some shit awful things, but let them all go as I got older.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (jlHSA)

342 Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:13 PM (jvss3)

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*clink*

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (5aX2M)

343 francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

Socialism means you work really hard to make a souffle, and then it is taken from you without payment. You are left with a messy kitchen, no baked goods, and no money.

That's socialism.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (yUPCi)

344 I thought Dolly made snack cakes, and was married to some President guy... and was a looker....
Posted by: kraken

You are thinking of Betsy Ross Bassett.
Posted by: platypus

I've always wanted a Betsy Ross Basset Hound!

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:20 PM (Gjw1J)

345 341. Like vodka, hate Turks? Sheeeit....you're practically a Cossack or a Georgian, then.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

346 338 Regarding Kavanaugh- Coulter on Tucker was saying this is all because the Dems think they may be able to take the Senate in the midterms.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:19 PM (hECVl)

Sounds like they are throwing a Hail Satan pass....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (j6KNi)

347 >>Angela Bassett was outstanding as Clubber Lang in Rocky III.

She killed it as Deebo in the movie Friday.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (r/hsS)

348 345 341. Like vodka, hate Turks? Sheeeit....you're practically a Cossack or a Georgian, then.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

I need to learn woodwork, so I can get closer to Dracula.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (jlHSA)

349

I used to raise Angela Bassett hounds. Noisy bastards. Made good bulgogi though.

Posted by: Dick Cole at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (3Yj85)

350
francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

Just because you burned down the house...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (IqV8l)

351 >> francesca fiorentini

@franifio

Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

'Cato!

You have ruined my Souffle.'

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (r/hsS)

352 from Breitbart:

The ratings for Week Two's Monday Night Football game between the Chicago Bears and the Seattle Seahawks, crashed to the lowest numbers ever recorded for a Week Two Monday night game.

But it still beat the Emmys, which also crashed in the ratings.

Keep fucking them chickens.

********
So I'm watching this Sy Fy show from 2013-15, Defiance, which is pretty good btw, when Linda Hamilton appears in a few episodes. Dayum, she's gotten old and haggard. I wasn't even sure it was her at first.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (0ogQG)

353 Something occurs to me: Fuck Hollywood.

I used to LOVE movies. Always hated TV, and watched tons of movies since I was a kid.

They've ruined one of my favorite things. The only movies I've really watched in ten years have been historical dramas/war movies like "Last King..." or "Dunkirk" because everything is just so low-quality and stuffed with noxious propaganda.

Film has reached the point where the American rendition of Socialist Realism has nearly sucked it dry of creativity and workmanship and fun.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (5aX2M)

354 Millions starve while you tell them they can't eat until you perfect your souffle, and we are fine selling them $2 worth of bread and some bologna that they can eat for three or four days.

But you don't think it's fancy enough, so starvation it is.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (PRfdc)

355 There may be some material withheld or redacted, from the documents ordered released, I think. It's the normal process (not that anything quite like this has happened before). The agencies still get to challenge/appeal against unredacting or releasing things.

I have no crystal ball, but the Dems taking the Senate just makes no sense at all given the fundamentals and arithmetic. Keep hearing about this and have great difficulty imagining it's a plausible scenario.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (QDnY+)

356 platypus, try this. Socialism is I will make a souffl� and when it fails I will have you all pay for me to make another one.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:23 PM (jvss3)

357 352 So I'm watching this Sy Fy show from 2013-15, Defiance, which is pretty good btw, when Linda Hamilton appears in a few episodes. Dayum, she's gotten old and haggard. I wasn't even sure it was her at first.
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 18, 2018 08:22 PM (0ogQG)

That show was meant to be a tie-in to a video game, where the things players did in the game informed what happened in the show.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (jlHSA)

358 348. Now, there's an interesting people. Romanians. Lotta Dacians, true, but a goodly smattering of SMR there, by way of Bessarabia.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

359 I have it on good authority that you need more eggs for a Souffle than you do for an omelette.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (r/hsS)

360 The guy Tucker is talking to is the one I heard declare John Kerry a decorated war hero.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (IqV8l)

361 Regarding Kavanaugh- Coulter on Tucker was saying this is all because the Dems think they may be able to take the Senate in the midterms.
Posted by: redridinghood

When they can't, I want senators in prison.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (Gjw1J)

362
I love Tina Turner and Angela Basset is no Tina Turner.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 07:24 PM (jvss3)

She's not even an Annie Mae Bullock.

Posted by: Bert G at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (OMsf+)

363 358 348. Now, there's an interesting people. Romanians. Lotta Dacians, true, but a goodly smattering of SMR there, by way of Bessarabia.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

Honestly, I think my distaste for The Turk came about because my best friend in high school was Greek, heh.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (jlHSA)

364 kraken , Lil Debbie takes offence at your comment and you will be hearing from her lawyers.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:25 PM (jvss3)

365 Francesca Fiorentini - formerly of Qatari-funded AJ+. Funny, Qatar also funded TYT and a shit-ton of prog YouTube. Really makes ya think.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:26 PM (fA1SL)

366 358 I maintain that the Dacians count as SMR - They are half-slavs.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:26 PM (5aX2M)

367 Film has reached the point where the American rendition of Socialist Realism has nearly sucked it dry of creativity and workmanship and fun.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

We're in an odd place now; we have socialist realism, but it's realism as defined by the severely mentally ill.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (xEuHL)

368 francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a fancy baked good.

We used to dream of fancy baked goods.

Posted by: Venezuelans at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (sdi6R)

369 353
Something occurs to me: Fuck Hollywood.

Whoa dude. That's totally blowing my mind.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (XlbwU)

370 363. Either way, you're good on Turk-hatin'. And the Greeks gifted SMR with an alphabet. So there's that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

371 We used to dream of fancy baked goods.
Posted by: Venezuelans

Luxury!

Posted by: North Koreans at September 18, 2018 08:28 PM (xEuHL)

372 >> francesca fiorentini
@franifio
Think of socialism like a partially eaten burrito you dream of finding in the garbage.

Posted by: Venezuelen at September 18, 2018 08:28 PM (r/hsS)

373 The guy Tucker is talking to is the one I heard declare John Kerry a decorated war hero.

Vietnam gave medals to Americans? Did not know.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (XlbwU)

374 366. They're cadet Slavs. Much like the Magyar.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (fA1SL)

375 370 363. Either way, you're good on Turk-hatin'. And the Greeks gifted SMR with an alphabet. So there's that.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:27 PM (fA1SL)

And a religion, more or less.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)

376 Little Dolly Madison, when not baking for the Continental Army, was famous for low cut bodices.....

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (j6KNi)

377 >>>Frito Bandito

at my bday pool party, we all got cardboard frito mustaches.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (1YQLC)

378 375. That's a touchy subject, as ya know. Third Rome and all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (fA1SL)

379 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

380 I have it on good authority that you need more eggs for a Souffle than you do for an omelette.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:24 PM (r/hsS)

Under socialism you only get powdered eggs, and you can only make an omelette or a Souffle. Not both. Rationing. Which is for your own good.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (yUPCi)

381 And a religion, more or less.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 18, 2018 08:29 PM (jlHSA)

------

It came as a package deal from St. Cyril's Language and Religion Emporium.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:31 PM (5aX2M)

382 Venezuela has repurposed all of the garbage collectors.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:31 PM (jvss3)

383 380. Nope. Under socialism, you work or go to prison, where you also work. In either case, there's no eggs to be had.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:31 PM (fA1SL)

384 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

No

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (9MKXa)

385
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (ye3s4)

386 Frito Bandito

at my bday pool party, we all got cardboard frito mustaches.
Posted by: concrete girl

Remember the Frito Bandito pencil eraser?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (Gjw1J)

387 >>>I just read part of a thread where 1000 people with pink hair are screaming at Frank Oz because he said Bert and Ernie are not gay.

The puppeteer who invented Big Bird is gay. Also the one that operated Elmo. So plenty of ghey behind the scenes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

388 Again with the sources and methods excuse. What if the sources and methods are illegal? The FBI and DOJ has the opportunity to give the unredacted documents to the oversight committee, which was their obligation. They refused. What other remedy is available to the citizens of the United States?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (v1udk)

389 I knew a Venezuelan back around Y2K, very cool guy, we were trying to do a deal that never happened.

Anyway, he told me that his father had been one of the Generals to overturn the dictatorship and usher in democracy. (I don't know enough Venezuelan history to know when that would have been).

So I said "wow, that's cool!".

And he said, "not so much, my father really regrets it now".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (fuK7c)

390 From Gateway Pundit:
Polish President Duda Tells US Reporters He Wants a New Permanent Military Base in Poland and Will Call it "Fort Trump"

Link in nic.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (xEuHL)

391 377 >>>Frito Bandito

at my bday pool party, we all got cardboard frito mustaches.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (1YQLC)

*points to free mustache rides hat*

Posted by: Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (5jVnA)

392 Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

She's asking for "a full investigation by law enforcement officials," but, of course, FBI doesn't investigate claims of sexual assault-even timely ones.
Gabriel Malor added,
Jake Tapper
@jaketapper

Ford wants FBI investigation before testifying @CNN https://cnn.it/2xyEHfA

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

To be clear, guys, Kavanaugh has had FBI-led background investigations. These aren't criminal investigations like the one Ford is apparently calling for.

The idea that the FBI would investigate a high school sexual assault case-even if it were timely-is completely irregular.

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

Also, it's completely unrealistic. Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????
5:18 PM 18 Sep 2018

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (kO+z3)

393 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is
demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years...
Would they be compelled to do it?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

--

You know it's pretty bad when even the FBI won't look into an accusation against an (R).

Seriously, though, I suspect they need jurisdiction. And somebody probably needs to be charged with something.

Well, and narrow the date down to something beyond "in the second 10% chunk of my life."

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Google Takeout will let you remove all your stuff so you can leave at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (PRfdc)

394
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.
Posted by: lowandslow

VOTE NOW!!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (IqV8l)

395 VOTE ON THURSDAY

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (9MKXa)

396 Socialism, is like a cake left out in the rain in the park, all melty and runny.

Posted by: kraken at September 18, 2018 08:34 PM (j6KNi)

397 I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (jvss3)

398 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will
not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI
investigation.

Christine's Soros-paid advisors finally settled on a way not to publicly expose her as completely crazy.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (XlbwU)

399 396. And i'll never find that recipe again!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

400 As I said on another thread I bet they held a mock hearing and since she is obviously bat shit crazy she bombed. This is their way out and still able to slime Kavanaugh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (9MKXa)

401 The idea that the FBI would investigate a high school sexual assault case-even if it were timely-is completely irregular.

Gabriel Malor
@gabrielmalor

Also, it's completely unrealistic. Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????
5:18 PM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning

When you've lost Gabe Malor....

Posted by: rickb223 at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (Gjw1J)

402 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation and none of the children have to go to bed hungry.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (r/hsS)

403 Delaying tactic that (hopefully) won't work.

Posted by: JPV at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (T6elx)

404 Investigate what? Did she save a blue dress?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (9MKXa)

405 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (ye3s4)

And since the FBI has already said they won't look into it means the loon will claim she's an even bigger victim now. Probably dress up in a Handmaiden's get up and scream about the patriarchy. If she's not already doing that

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (SiINZ)

406 Let's just have the FBI investigate every kid that was at a party and will now be accused of sexual allegations by some girl or some woman 35 yrs. ago.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (hECVl)

407 Move the vote to Thursday.

Posted by: Ha at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (MAstk)

408 >> I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.

I am sure they made glue out of the less than edible parts, too.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (r/hsS)

409 #TotesNotNeverTrump hardest hit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (fA1SL)

410 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

Fine, agents should be on a plane now to interview her. If she screws up once prosecute for making 'false or misleading statements'. If she refuses to answer any question, even if they ask the same question five different ways, close investigation.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (1g7ch)

411 399 396. And i'll never find that recipe again!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:35 PM (fA1SL)

Oh no!

Posted by: Venezuelans at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (sdi6R)

412 Think of socialism like a fancy baked good. Just because many have made a
mess of their kitchen attempting it, doesn't mean you go around
declaring you'll never eat souffle again! It just means you try harder.

--

This is what you call having a case of dumbassness.

Why, yes! Of course it's been tried by multiple kitchen over the course of multiple centuries. But dammit, it was just those silly bakers!

Jeezooie, it boggles my mind how much stupid is really out there.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (mQ0Mc)

413 Oh... If the FBI takes this up, and pumps this miasma into the air through the midterms... *types *deletes*

Especially considering that Mueller (supposedly) called a temporary armistice on MUH RUSSIANS, so as not to interfere with midterms.

They had better continue rebuffing this complaint.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (5aX2M)

414 Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????
5:18 PM 18 Sep 2018
Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 18, 2018 08:33 PM (kO+z3)

Investigate? Like with a sloth?

*cackle, hic, shart*

Posted by: Hillary at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (5jVnA)

415 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Sasquatch is located.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (1CjSZ)

416 This latest Christine Ford strategy came form the "Do Not Open Except In Case Of Disaster" envelope.

She wants to publicly air her claims except she won't go public with them.

At this point I think it's fair to question her sanity, and condemn the Democrats (especially Feinstein) for taking advantage of a loony tune for their own nefarious purposes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (XlbwU)

417 385
BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until after a FBI investigation.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (ye3s4)

Well ain't that a motherfucker!

*evil grin*

Welp, we're done here. Let's vote!

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (4ErVI)

418 Ford cannot say when or where the party occurred, but she wants the FBI to investigate it? Okay????

-
Geez. She narrowed it down to the East Coast!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (+y/Ru)

419 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until There is proof of life on Mars.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1CjSZ)

420 A fucking nutziod professor with an agenda. Color me not surprised.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (jvss3)

421 411. I'm glad I'm not the ONLY one here with that particularly offensive tune taking uo valuable disk-space in the brain.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (fA1SL)

422 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Ace puts up a level shelf.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1CjSZ)

423 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless the FBI finds the Lindbergh Baby

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (r/hsS)

424 The puppeteer who invented Big Bird is gay. Also the one that operated Elmo. So plenty of ghey behind the scenes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

Fucking Furries...

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1g7ch)

425 At this point I think it's fair to question her sanity, and condemn the Democrats (especially Feinstein) for taking advantage of a loony tune for their own nefarious purposes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:38 PM (XlbwU)

REMOVE FEINSTEIN (from the Senate)

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (4ErVI)

426 Okay on the Kavanaugh thing. Evidently she is demanding an FBI investigation that would take months maybe years... Would they be compelled to do it?
Posted by: It's me donna at September 18, 2018 08:30 PM (O2RFr)

No, not unless someone caves. The FBI already said no when brought the letter. However, this is a nice confirmation for all of us who said the Dems are just trying to delay the SCOTUS pic until Trump is impeached.

Forevermore I expect we will hear that Kav was illegally confirmed without an FBI investigation. I take great umbrage at this naked attempt to circumvent our rule of law and destroy someone.

I see Obama's fingerprints all over this.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (yUPCi)

427 >> I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.

I am sure they made glue out of the less than edible parts, too.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (r/hsS)

Probably seriously eyeing the glue at the moment.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (y87Qq)

428 >>>Remember the Frito Bandito pencil eraser?

no, i wish i got one. i think my ma had to send away for the mustaches. i was 6 years old and i remember sneezing because it tickled and it got snotty. major bummer.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (1YQLC)

429 Newd

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (fuK7c)

430 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Stormy Daniels proves she's a virgin.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (1CjSZ)

431 A fucking nutziod professor with an agenda. Color me not surprised.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (jvss3)

Her "Attorney" is just as crazy and paprtisian...and I bet the Therapist is a real winner also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (9MKXa)

432 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will
not testify Monday, she will not testify until there's...World Peace!

Posted by: tu3031 at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (jDF8P)

433 As much as I think they should go back to voting on Thursday, I also think it would be good optics for the GOP of they hold the hearing on Monday and there's...an empty chair.

Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (MIvRT)

434 Dear FBI:

This little bitch down the street gave me a raspberry in 1978. It made me feel dirty. Please investigate this crime immediately.

Posted by: foot-stamping retard - go full retard or go home at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (H5knJ)

435 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out who let the dogs out.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (4ErVI)

436 She wont testify because she made up the whole shit show. The FBI investigation stupidity is for the excuse for Dems to try to save face... but it is too late for that.

Posted by: LASue at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (Z48ZB)

437 The puppeteer who invented Big Bird is gay. Also the one that operated Elmo. So plenty of ghey behind the scenes.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 18, 2018 08:32 PM (/qEW2)

The one that operated Elmo was actually a pedo & fired.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (yUPCi)

438 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless Al Gore's 3rd Chakra is released.

Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (r/hsS)

439 >> I sold a lot of horses to Venezuela. I'll bet they have all been eaten.

I am sure they made glue out of the less than edible parts, too.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:37 PM (r/hsS)
+++++
Glue to hold on their Frito Bandito Mustaches?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (2sCft)

440 421: It was a rare opportunity for me to use the same sock twice in a row.

Posted by: rickl at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

441 All units
All units
We have a report of a possible sexual assault occurring somewhere in Northern Virginia around 1982ish. 2 or 4 young men may be involved. Be advised.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (xEuHL)

442 Ford can't testify because she is a NPC.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (Lktpy)

443 This is their way out and still able to slime Kavanaugh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 18, 2018 08:36 PM (9MKXa)

Challenge accepted.

Posted by: TGEOTUS at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (5jVnA)

444 she will not testify until There is proof of life on Mars.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 18, 2018 08:39 PM (1CjSZ)

Sailors fighting in the dance hall
Oh man!
Look at those cavemen go
It's the freakiest show
Take a look at the Lawman
Beating up the wrong guy
Oh man! Wonder if he'll ever know
He's in the best selling show
Is there life on Mars?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (SiINZ)

445 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday unless Al Gore's 3rd Chakra is released.
Posted by: garrett at September 18, 2018 08:41 PM (r/hsS)

+++++
Isn't that equivalent to breaking the seventh seal? Holy Fucking Armageddon?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (2sCft)

446 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will

not testify Monday, she will not testify until there's...World Peace!

And, of course, harsher penalties for parole violators.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (XlbwU)

447 As much as I think they should go back to voting on Thursday, I also think it would be good optics for the GOP of they hold the hearing on Monday and there's...an empty chair.
Posted by: Iasonas at September 18, 2018 08:40 PM (MIvRT)

I agree.

Who is this chick that she comes to the table with few facts then demands an FBI investigation? What hubris.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 18, 2018 08:42 PM (yUPCi)

448 BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until the FBI finds out WHO WAS PHONE.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 18, 2018 08:43 PM (5jVnA)

449

BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will only talk to Judge Crater.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 18, 2018 08:44 PM (IqV8l)

450 422 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until Ace puts up a level shelf.

Posted by: Marcus T

Case dismissed!

Posted by: The carpenter ants despairing in ace's brain at September 18, 2018 08:47 PM (0ogQG)

451 JunieB here to decide the case against Kavanough.
Ask me.

Posted by: JunieB at September 18, 2018 10:44 PM (Q+Oiy)

452 I'm a well placed lawyer in the admin

Posted by: JunieB at September 18, 2018 10:46 PM (Q+Oiy)

453 >>BREAKING: CNN and others are now reporting Christine Blasey Ford will not testify Monday, she will not testify until OJ finds the real killer.

Posted by: Rama Lama Ching Jeong at September 18, 2018 11:05 PM (kR3UB)

454 Sooo... to the Upper West Siders at the Slimes, "they" all look alike?

Wowza, those two chicks don't even remotely resemble each other.

Posted by: Beverly at September 20, 2018 02:52 AM (vU9L6)

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