Trump: I'm Going to Declassify Those Redacted FISA Application Pages That Supposedly Establish My Guilt and Would Result in My Impeachment if the Public Knew About Them

Yeah, all the evidence of his guilt has been lurking secretly in those redacted pages -- redacted to spare him, not the FBI! -- but he's going to rat on himself anyway.

Statement of the Press Secretary

At the request of a number of committees of Congress, and for reasons of transparency, the President has directed the Office of the Director of National Intelligence and the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to provide for the immediate declassification of the following materials: (1) pages 10-12 and 17-34 of the June 2017 application to the FISA court in the matter of Carter W. Page; (2) all FBI reports of interviews with Bruce G. Ohr prepared in connection with the Russia investigation; and (3) all FBI reports of interviews prepared in connection with all Carter Page FISA applications.

In addition, President Donald J. Trump has directed the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

Unredacted.

Commenters mention comparing the redacted texts to the unredacted ones -- to establish these redactions are about sparing the DOJ/FBI embarrassment, not protecting nationals security.

Here's the Fletch theme and other pieces from the movie to get you in the mood for the coming twists. (Which may be flaming skull worthy.)

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 05:54 PM




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1 Noice.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (DTX3h)

2 YES.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (Z48ZB)

3 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (yQpMk)

4 No skull?

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (/tuJf)

5 omg omg omg!

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (d7Ww2)

6 This is Flaming Skull worthy!!

Posted by: Jmel at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (T55za)

7 His October surprise.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (gEvQ8)

8 I want them NOW!

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (Z48ZB)

9 Ah wait but the INCRIMINATING parts must be in pages 1-9 and 13-16!

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (mCMQ5)

10 SCHWING!!!

Posted by: a at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (Ughof)

11 Hell to the yeah!

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (wFDuq)

12 Boner

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (iiixZ)

13 I hope every fucking NeverTrumper just shat their pants.

Cause this is gunna be gud.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (c07y/)

14 Boom!

Posted by: Bosk at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (fjMEv)

15 JUST PLUG IT INTO MY VEEEEEIIIIIINS!!!!!!!

Posted by: El Kabong at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (datdl)

16 Crazy that for Congress to see them, it took a Presidential Order.


Now, if this is slow walked, can we finally wake up Jeff Sessions with a 'You're Fired' Alarm Clock?

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (NgKpN)

17 >>>4 No skull?

well we don't know what's in the pages yet.

Posted by: ace wants to tell you about the BOFA diet at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (PA9oZ)

18 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?


(Austin Power's voice popped right into my head... find her pic and you'll know exactly what I mean).

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (Z48ZB)

19 I mean, the pages could just be filler.

Posted by: ace wants to tell you about the BOFA diet at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (PA9oZ)

20 Running out of footballs to spike, boss!

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (P1f+c)

21 Let all of the poisons that lurk in the mud hatch out.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (oVJmc)

22
Bush, McCain and Romney wouldn't have the balls to do this.

I am sorry that I didn't vote for Trump in the primary please forgive me. I am so thankful that I voted for him in the election. The man fights

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (dKiJG)

23 FINALLY!

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (qXPHk)

24 Republicans Pounce!

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (Z48ZB)

25 My erect penis just spoke "I am become death,destroyer of worlds"

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (mCMQ5)

26 Dan Rather
@DanRather
There is a scene in Star Wars where the heroes are in a trash compactor on the Death Star with the walls closing in. I'm reminded of that this morning, except for perhaps the stuff about the heroes.

-
There's a chill wind blowing through Washington tonight.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (+y/Ru)

27 Boom.

War on.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (bcbK8)

28 I feel inappropriate touching.

Posted by: The News Cycle (with Trump's fist) at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (SN4NF)

29 Pudding.

And not the pops kind.

Cups. Big ones.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (6qErC)

30 All this tingling *down there* is distracting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)

31
NO SKULL! NO PEACE!
NO SKULL! NO PEACE!
NO SKULL! NO PEACE!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (eXA4G)

32 >>>(Austin Power's voice popped right into my head... find her pic and you'll know exactly what I mean).

Wie geht's es ihnen?

How are you?

Posted by: Doctor Evil at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (PA9oZ)

33 Most transparent administration ever!

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (/8RAd)

34 I knew a girl who had a redaction.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (9DHyN)

35 I can see McCain's moldering clenched fist breaking through from his grave site.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (r9UYA)

36 Have the mass suicides begun at CNN and MSLSD yet?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

37 SHWING!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (W+vEI)

38 I wonder if this means that Huber and Horowitz are done with the investigations.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (xPl2J)

39 Well, we should withhold judgement on this until we see what Adam Schifforbrains (D-Idiot) has to say about this.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (gEvQ8)

40 In the previous Ace post, "Shaft" references came up, and then Trump does this. Coincidence?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (ujg0T)

41 and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (yQpMk)

That's funny.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (Z48ZB)

42 And now for the inevitable foot-dragging...

Posted by: Eisenhorn at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (uGHnY)

43 25 My erect penis just spoke "I am become death,destroyer of worlds"
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (mCMQ5)

LOL

Nice visual.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (bcbK8)

44 >>well we don't know what's in the pages yet.

We have a pretty good idea given that guys like Nunes have been begging for this for quite some time now claiming it will show unbelievable corruption at the Obama DOJ and FBI.

Unredacted Comey and McCabe texts? Yes please.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (/tuJf)

45 Broke: Trump Colluded with Russia

Woke: Trump Used Campaign Cash to Pay Off Pornstars

Bespoke: Trump is a danger to our national security with all these declassified documents.

Posted by: El Kabong at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (datdl)

46 I knew a girl who had a redaction.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (9DHyN)

I am sorry ?

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (VRLL6)

47 I wonder if they'll comply before the election?

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (QMG5F)

48 Thinking the ONT will go over 1k tonight.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (Kq2SQ)

49 YEAH BABY!!!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (vDqXW)

50 Now we need some flaming liberal skulls.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (vDqXW)

51 Time to dip.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (Z48ZB)

52 Las Vegas is disappointed in the lack of Flaming Skulls.

This is most definitely Flaming Skulls worthy.


Yes, plural.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (UsCnO)

53 Elaine honey, why don't you go on a vacation overseas for a spell?

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (SN4NF)

54 We can haz hangings now?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

55 Time for the Deep Staters to gird their loins. Assuming they have loins to gird, that is.

Posted by: cornbred at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (oT/TI)

56 Shaft" references came up, and then Trump does this. Coincidence?"

He's a hit with all the chicks!

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (6qErC)

57 I can almost believe conservatives are going to have a reading party.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (vDqXW)

58 All 4 FISA warrants - so people can compare 'em, see the additions?!?



OK, now....we need the mappings of FBI leakers to journalists/published stories!!

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (W+vEI)

59 It hasn't occurred to the Left that Trump can do this because he has nothing to fear from this stuff.

It's a blindness that is going to have very bad consequences for them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

60 Good.

Now redact the FBI.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (EoRCO)

61 Guess the skull was on the shelf Ace hung. Hence no skull.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (pUDQf)

62 Hmm. How about something timely and Biblical from Comey?

"I am become the song of drunkards"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (9DHyN)

63 Now I feel even more justified for throwing a NY Strip on the grill.

Posted by: Bert G at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (OMsf+)

64 *goes to buy $240 worth of pudding*

Aw yeah

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (bcbK8)

65 I, too, lament the lack of Burning Skeleton Heads. Sad!

Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (MVjcR)

66 This is Flaming Skull worthy!!

Posted by: Jmel at September 17, 2018 05:56 PM (T55za)
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Flaming liberal skulls.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (vDqXW)

67 Done nothing wrong.
Got nothing to hide.
Beat Hillary's ass fair and square.
Fuck you Libtards.


Posted by: The Donald at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (8Ls/+)

68 Thinking the ONT will go over 1k tonight.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (Kq2SQ)

+++++
There will be no sleeping with this raging Schadenboner, so might as well be posting on AoSHQ!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (2sCft)

69 Is Jack Straw around?

What is in these? Isn't there something detailing the links to the media between Fusion? Is that in this stuff?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (4ErVI)

70 I wonder if they'll comply before the election?
Posted by: DanMan


Trump can fire for cause for insubordination if they slow walk it.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (Kq2SQ)

71 THIS JUST IN:

Bill Kristol fired a gun next to his head as a threat!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (ptqGC)

72 Now can we get to the juicy bits?

Posted by: mb at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (/lb39)

73 Well this is excellent news, and I'm glad someone is finally, finally pushing back against the bad guys (of course it's Trump)!!!

Over/under on how long the DoJ/DNI will stall? Or can they even do so without breaking the law?

And what happens if the unredacted documents are "missing?"

I don't know enough about how all this Byzantine bullshit works...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (AzW6q)

74 A round of drinks for Devin Nunes, Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (nVB9u)

75
29 Pudding.

And not the pops kind.

Cups. Big ones.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 05:57 PM (6qErC)






Shit. I'm out of pudding.

And I'd have to go to WalMart in a muumuu to hide the raging schadenboner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

76
Guess the skull was on the shelf Ace hung. Hence no skull.


That's the Framing Skull.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (oVJmc)

77 I'm sure the DNC public relation arms, MSNBC,CNN,ABC, etc. are working on spinning this as fast as they can.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (ye3s4)

78 The next thing we'll see from the FBI is that it is going to take at least 2 years to find and release the documents.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (T71PA)

79 Have the hysterics begun with the Democrats wailing that this is the end of the Republic?

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (44PTs)

80 Has any of the information been released yet? The president orders it and how long until the release?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (0OmEj)

81 Get the flaming skull up Ace!
That's an order!

Posted by: The Donald at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (8Ls/+)

82 >>Is Jack Straw around?

Present.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

83 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?
Posted by: LASue

Woof. She has crazy woman that smells of mothballs written all over her.

Posted by: cheri at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (oiNtH)

84 This calls for Humpbot.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

85 While he's at I'd like for him to unredact any information he has about when and where this party was that psychobitch says I raped her at.

I think it just all in her fricken mind now.

Posted by: Brett Kavenaugh at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (0uBKR)

86 Na, save the flaming skull for when we get to read it

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (T4oHT)

87 In addition, President Donald J. Trump has directed the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.
=====

Brought a tear to my eye.

Bliss!

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (//voU)

88 Thinking the ONT will go over 1k tonight."

First hour?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (6qErC)

89 We have a pretty good idea given that guys like Nunes have been begging for this for quite some time now claiming it will show unbelievable corruption at the Obama DOJ and FBI.

Unredacted Comey and McCabe texts? Yes please.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (/tuJf)

Nunes has been pretty specific about what is in the texts and he has been 100 percent right about everything that's come out so far, so I know they'll be good. I can't believe what he had to go through. A good guy.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (Z48ZB)

90 Popcorn anyone?!!

Posted by: Martell at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (cJ+QH)

91 Clearly the actions of a guilty man!

Posted by: Buzzion at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (zRwJ/)

92 I hope Trump has personally reviewed all of the documents, I literally don't trust anyone except him and Nunes at this point.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (kT3/m)

93 THIS JUST IN:

Bill Kristol fired a gun next to his head as a threat!

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Bill?

That's a super-soaker.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (P1f+c)

94 Hmm. How about something timely and Biblical from Comey?

"I am become the song of drunkards"
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (9DHyN)

+++++
May the rivers of justice pour down like molten lava on the unjust and lying sacks of shit.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (2sCft)

95 Not that I believe it, but didn't that Q fella say tomorrow would be a big day?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (pUDQf)

96 76
Guess the skull was on the shelf Ace hung. Hence no skull.

That's the Framing Skull.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (oVJmc)


Coffee all over my screen, keyboard, shirt!!!!!!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (8Ls/+)

97 Hi, Jack!

I'm glad something is finally shaping up the way you've been calling it. Very happy.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (AzW6q)

98 56 Shaft" references came up, and then Trump does this. Coincidence?"

He's a hit with all the chicks!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (6qErC)



You're damn right

Who is the man that would risk his neck for his judges, man? (Trump!)

Can ya dig it?

Who's the cat that won't cop out when there's danger all about? (Trump!)

Right on

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (ujg0T)

99 Mr. Peebles

Wrong blog.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (hyuyC)

100 This seems credible on its face.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro reading the BS FISA application at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (9qZ3S)

101 Comfy time. I have my Publix Sliders, fried chicken, and a double feature all Q'd up.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (EemAn)

102 See, a decent Republican would resign and not destroy important institutions like the FBI simply because they illegally plotted against him. He really is hell-bent on destroying what's sacred and important here.

Posted by: Salon Hot 25 at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (SN4NF)

103 78 The next thing we'll see from the FBI is that it is going to take at least 2 years to find and release the documents.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (T71PA)


Are you kidding? 19 pages *plus* text messages? 86 years, minimum.

Posted by: The FIB at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (DTX3h)

104 I wonder if this means that Huber and Horowitz are done with the investigations.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 05:58 PM (xPl2J)
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That's what I kind of wondered.

No matter. He's the chief prosecutor in the US. If he wants something declassified, he can declassify it.

He's got the power of the pardon and to commute sentences if he wants to queer a prosecution, if the Constitution were read correctly, he's got that power as well.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (vDqXW)

105 >> "Elaine honey, why don't you go on a vacation overseas for a spell?"


--Posted by: Mitch McConnell

How about she takes you with her?

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (qXPHk)

106 The MSM will find nothing damning in the documents. I mean, they haven't so far found anything in the mass of self-evident texts, tweets, emails, etc., why would they now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:02 PM (9DHyN)

107 77
I'm sure the DNC public relation arms, MSNBC,CNN,ABC, etc. are working on spinning this as fast as they can.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (ye3s4)

Ain't that the truth!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)

108 I cannot spare this Trump, he fights! Yugely. And it's glorious.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (hvf9s)

109 Where is Huber?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (xbjB3)

110 Have the hysterics begun with the Democrats wailing that this is the end of the Republic?"

Yep. It's distracting from the big issue of the day - that kavmagra guy...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (6qErC)

111 This calls for Humpbot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

++++
I'd be quite happy with Cake Girl or Wii Fit Girl. Really, I would.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (2sCft)

112 Hmmm.... looks like President Trump just pulled the drain under the Swamp.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (NgKpN)

113 Something tells me that PDT was going to de-classify and release these any way, but the Dems playing outrage theater with Kav probably ramped the timeline up.

Posted by: cheri at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (oiNtH)

114 74 "A round of drinks for Devin Nunes, Mark Meadows and Jim Jordan."

hell yes!

Posted by: DanMan at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (QMG5F)

115 This means the arrests should be happening any minute now. Amiright?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (r9UYA)

116 90 Popcorn anyone?!!
Posted by: Martell at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (cJ+QH)

And a massage with 2 releases.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (EemAn)

117 111 This calls for Humpbot.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (oVJmc)

++++
I'd be quite happy with Cake Girl or Wii Fit Girl. Really, I would.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (2sCft)

Seconded.

Aw yeah.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (bcbK8)

118 We need this man. He fights.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (p+Wdc)

119 My erect penis just spoke "I am become death,destroyer of worlds"
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Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (QKV7o)

120 Igniter is out on the F'n Skull. Sears will be here in a season or two.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (RuIsu)

121 Perhaps this explains the recent silence from Comey, Brennan, and the other fuckwit traitors.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (Z48ZB)

122 Screw this holding back. I say release all 84 pages that Wolfe texted to the media via his whore Ali.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (0uBKR)

123 I hope Melania rewards the Golden Scalp Weasel well tonight. Really, really well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (ptqGC)

124 I can see McCain's moldering clenched fist breaking through from his grave site.

If Trump dug that old bastard up and planted a flag up his ass, I'd take up metalworking just so I could create an epic monument to Trump's honor.

Posted by: Ben Shapiro reading the BS FISA application at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (9qZ3S)

125

Trump
Trump
Trump


Declassify
Declassify
Declassify

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (zI60C)

126 Are you kidding? 19 pages *plus* text messages? 86 years, minimum.

Posted by: The FIB


As we said last thread, scraping off those black bars takes time.

Posted by: The FIB at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (P1f+c)

127
Looks like I picked a bad day to quit smoking meth

Posted by: James Comey at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (TAmPV)

128 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?
Posted by: LASue

Trump referred to her as "Bruce Ohr's beautiful wife," I believe.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (HiLJ1)

129 President Trump, in blatant disregard for Classified material, will officially leak all kinds of Secret material.

Posted by: This is CNN!!!! at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (NgKpN)

130 This seems credible on its face.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro
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That is what I expect.

Along with, "They were just doing their jobs, as they are supposed to."

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (9DHyN)

131 Has any of the information been released yet? The president orders it and how long until the release?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (0OmEj)

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As I recall, the order called for immediate release.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (I16G8)

132 Trump: Magnificent Bastard

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (ptqGC)

133 Has a Hawaiian judge ordered Trump to stop the declassification yet?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (2NqXo)

134 I hope Melania rewards the Golden Scalp Weasel well tonight. Really, really well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Why wait for tonight? Woudln't be the first time the Oval Office was used for...

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (P1f+c)

135 Over at the Democratic Underground, there's all sorts of rampant speculation as to what this all means. My favorite is saying Trump is beholden to Putin, and revealing these documents will expose our agents in Russia. Doesn't really explain why they're being released publically, and now, but I never look to libs for logic.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (5A0Ny)

136 I got your fucking news cycle,right here!

*Grabs Crotch*

Posted by: Donald Turmp's Presidential Forehead merkin at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (xbjB3)

137 Hey! What are all these charges on our account?!?

Posted by: The Underhills at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (Z48ZB)

138 PDT= Man On Fire

Posted by: Ben Had at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (nVB9u)

139 My erect penis just spoke "I am become death,destroyer of worlds"
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Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (//voU)

140 Of course no flaming skull. Mere release of information is no longer skull worthy because it never ever leads to anything.

At this point, only an actual, tangible result would be flaming skull worthy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (/qEW2)

141 I'm buying stock in paper shredding machines. BRB

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (pUDQf)

142 Hey!!! In case you forgot, I'm still dead!!!

Posted by: Zombie John McCain at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (jDF8P)

143 as I understand it, redacting to cover up crimes (as opposed to protecting sources/methods) is itself a crime. So yeah ... let's look at all those old redactions as they reveal FBI CYA.

Posted by: illiniwek at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (Cus5s)

144 >>What is in these? Isn't there something detailing the links to the media between Fusion? Is that in this stuff?

It will show that the overwhelming evidence used to get a FISA warrant on Carter Page and thus to spy on the Trump campaign was the totally unverified Russian dossier and the supporting evidence was news reports that were written by people who were briefed by Steele. In other words, it was a totally circular process that relied on campaign operatives for both the evidence and the backup support.

For a Title 1 warrant to spy on an American citizen and by extension a presidential campaign based on campaign dirt from the opposing candidate.

I have no idea what's in the Comey, McCabe and Ohr texts since they have been entirely hidden but if Trump is releasing them they can't be good for the DOJ/FBI.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (/tuJf)

145 82 >>Is Jack Straw around?

Present.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:01 PM (/tuJf)

Any idea what's in these?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (4ErVI)

146 Have the hysterics begun with the Democrats wailing that this is the end of the Republic?

METHODS AND SOURCES!!

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (9qZ3S)

147 This means the arrests should be happening any minute now. Amiright?


Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM

That's how it works in a functioning republic. I guess we get to find out what kind of country we actually live in over the next few months.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (SN4NF)

148 I'm sure there is much pearl-clutching and harrumphs in NeverTrump land.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (ptqGC)

149 TRUMP causes popcorn shortage... Impeach!!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Let's All Go to the Lobby Critic ... at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (AoK0a)

150 54 We can haz hangings now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 05:59 PM (ptqGC)

Preceded by hurdle rides.

Followed by "Cut down yet quick, your privy member cut off, your bowels cut out and burnt before you, and harnessed to four teams of horses driven in opposite directions".

"And may God have mercy on your soul".

Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (RWSlt)

151 I guess the skulls are being soaked in gasoline now, in preparation for the actual contents of the memos and texts...

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (P1f+c)

152 My favorite is saying Trump is beholden to Putin, and revealing these documents will expose our agents in Russia. Doesn't really explain why they're being released publically, and now, but I never look to libs for logic.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (5A0Ny)
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And yet they got no problem with Chi-Di-Fi's driver potentially being complicit in the death of a bunch of our China spies.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (vDqXW)

153 Check Out My NEW Column; Fighting is for Losers and True Winners Curl into a Ball and Cry When The Wife's Bull Stops By.

Posted by: David French at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (datdl)

154 Trump referred to her as "Bruce Ohr's beautiful wife," I believe.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 06:04 PM (HiLJ1)


*snort*

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (Z48ZB)

155 run Obama, run! or does the Magical Nike get a pass?

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (nFwvY)

156 Get my lawyer on the line and book me on the 9:00 p.m. to Argentina...quickly Stella!

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (yhf6w)

157 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?
Posted by: LASue

Lauren Bacall's ugly cousin after staying awake three days in a row.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:07 PM (2NqXo)

158 109
Where is Huber?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (xbjB3)


#TwoWeeks

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:07 PM (UsCnO)

159 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?
Posted by: LASue
----------

Sure. She is the very personification of a ham radio operator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:07 PM (9DHyN)

160 In addition, President Donald J. Trump has directed the Department of
Justice (including the FBI) to publicly release all text messages
relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

---

Oh my aching a$$..................................

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:07 PM (JUOKG)

161 Right on"

He's a baaad mother f....

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:07 PM (6qErC)

162 Imonna have a Tito's on ice.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (ptqGC)

163 Suppose they refuse to release them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)

164 Where is Huber?
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (xbjB3)

Waiting for Godot

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (9MKXa)

165 I have no idea what's in the Comey, McCabe and Ohr texts since they have been entirely hidden but if Trump is releasing them they can't be good for the DOJ/FBI.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM (/tuJf)
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I'd bet they implicate Obama. Since Obama can order a FISA warrant, as was discussed when Fitton got the admission that there was no hearing on the warrants.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (vDqXW)

166 You ask for miracles, Theo ... I give you the FBI President Donald J. Trump.

Fecklessness. Betrayal. Insurrection.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (zI60C)

167 What? No flaming skull? Isn't this flaming skull worthy?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

168

"Fletch" theme? Must be a nod and a wink to my Rod Rosenpenis referral.

Cheers, bro.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (G4W16)

169 My boner just made a shish kebab of all the outer planets.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

170 Nellie's testimony...

dot dot dash dot dash dash dash dot dot....

(I'm making this shit up, it's not real Morse Code)

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (iiixZ)

171 I guess the skulls are being soaked in gasoline now, in preparation for the actual contents of the memos and texts...
Posted by: mikeski
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Until and unless there are convictions, I do expect flaming skulls.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (9DHyN)

172 Hey Acosta, you have a little reading to do over night. FYI Sarah Sanders has read them all an memorized them in the last two weeks.

Bring your depends tomorrow, You are gonna need them.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (9dzlp)

173 All FISA papers are been release unredaction?

VICTORY!

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (hVHEm)

174
Dems: release the fisa to show Trump collusion!
Trump: ok
Dems: You can't do that! It would hurt our spies!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (r+sAi)

175 163
Suppose they refuse to release them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)

That should be considered insubordination. Which (in the real world anyways), would be considered grounds for termination.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (jxbfJ)

176 If we run out of lamp posts we'll use overpasses.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

177 Humma! Bring both double headed man-o-wars and a quart of vodka!

Posted by: Hillary!(hic. shart.) at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (zp3+R)

178 Anyone else hoping we will finally get to see if Strzok and Page were really banging each other? I mean we already know all the rest is complete
bullshit.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (T4oHT)

179 it never ever leads to anything.
At this point, only an actual, tangible result would be flaming skull worthy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM

*somber nodding*

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (SN4NF)

180 167 What? No flaming skull? Isn't this flaming skull worthy?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)



When James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr are dismissed in disgrace.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (ujg0T)

181 there is much pearl-clutching and harrumphs in NeverTrump land."

It's six in the evening in DC. Restaurants are gloomy right now...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (6qErC)

182 It's all ball bearings...

Posted by: dfbaskwill at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (YOGhf)

183 I hope this pushes Keith Olbermann to restart his "Resistance" videos. He quit because he said Trump would be gone by this Christmas, and I miss laughing at his unhinged lunacy.

Posted by: Grimaldi at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (5A0Ny)

184 BREAKING : John McCain's family has released a statement...

"It was John's final and most dearly held wish that the FBI's FISA application and all of its supporting documents remain classified forever."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (Mouru)

185
So, Trump releases info as a smokescreen to give cover to a Kavanaugh vote while the press is looking over here.

Heh.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (G4W16)

186 I'd bet they implicate Obama. Since Obama can order a
FISA warrant, as was discussed when Fitton got the admission that there
was no hearing on the warrants.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (vDqXW)


Most of us here have believed this all along. Thus, Barry's pissy behavior lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

187 "In addition, President Donald J. Trump has directed the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr."

I hope he keeps going. Just add names to the list like logs to cordwood. Then burn it all down.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (6eEQ+)

188 >>Where is Huber?

Remember who found the text messages. It wasn't Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (/tuJf)

189 And I'd have to go to WalMart in a muumuu to hide the raging schadenboner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

Oh no! They'll arrest you for trying to smuggle a hunting rifle out the door!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (BRvh1)

190
Oh and you may remember that some media whores have had the full fisa for sometime now.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (r+sAi)

191 Katherine Herridge on Fox now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (ptqGC)

192 margarita on the rocks

Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (Tm+wy)

193 Dollar to doughnuts, they refuse to hand them over.

Posted by: Drider at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (6uV+4)

194 >>"Fletch" theme?


I'll take movies that are Better than The Godfather for $400, Alex.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (xbjB3)

195
(I'm making this shit up, it's not real Morse Code)
Posted by: Martini Farmer
-------------

If this were actual Morse Code, the RMS Carpathia would have changed course by now.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (9DHyN)

196 Where is Huber?

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:03 PM (xbjB3)

Out of the way and exactly where I want him.

Posted by: Swampmaster Jeff Sessions at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (hVHEm)

197 Director Comey has been shot!

Round up the usual suspects!

Posted by: Captain Louis Renault at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (jDF8P)

198 176
If we run out of lamp posts we'll use overpasses.

Posted by: Jefe El Donaldo at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (HgMAr)

Trees. As in the Tree of Liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants -- but mostly tyrants.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (jxbfJ)

199 184 BREAKING : John McCain's family has released a statement...

"It was John's final and most dearly held wish that the FBI's FISA application and all of its supporting documents remain classified forever."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (Mouru)



Real, or Parody?

This could become a parlor game.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (ujg0T)

200 107
77

I'm sure the DNC public relation arms, MSNBC,CNN,ABC, etc. are working on spinning this as fast as they can.



Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (ye3s4)


This is just to get Kavanuagh rape off the front page.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (q1VoB)

201 189 And I'd have to go to WalMart in a muumuu to hide the raging schadenboner.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (eXA4G)

Oh no! They'll arrest you for trying to smuggle a hunting rifle out the door!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (BRvh1)

A hunting rifle made of summer sausage.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (NWiLs)

202 The leftists will bring Sandy Burglar out of retirement for this cleaning job.

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (zLDYs)

203 Knew I was celebrating earlier for a reason

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (T4oHT)

204 @165
Hopefully these unredacted documents are like the Red Pill from the Matrix and they show us how deep the rabbit hole goes.

Listening to Popodopolus on Hannity, it's clear he was setup by DNC/FBI/DOJ operatives.

There are literally not enough trees for the number of people who need their necks stretched.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (kT3/m)

205 ain't it amazing that Trump understands that if you fight back, sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but if you don't fight back, you always lose.
Trump likes to win. A lot of the establishment GOP and their consultants don't care if they lose so long as they can fundraise to fight the Democrats.
by the way, I expect that Mueller will want to accuse Trump of obstruction of justice for declassifying anything without his permission.
and... any words of horror from Adam Schiffhead?
go play a round of golf, Big Guy, you again earned it.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (UFyv9)

206 193 Dollar to doughnuts, they refuse to hand them over.
Posted by: Drider at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (6uV+4)


Send the Secret Service to the Hoover building to take them by force of arms. And a unit of the 82nd ABN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (G4W16)

207 Remember who found the text messages. It wasn't Trump.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (/tuJf)
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Knock it off, Q-lite.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (vDqXW)

208 As usual Juan has it exactly wrong. He says the release shows Trump is flailing and desperate. WTEF? Exposing your enemies as the duplicitous lawbreakers they are is NOT that, it's exposing them for what they are.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (yJ1e6)

209 200
107

77


I'm sure the DNC public relation arms, MSNBC,CNN,ABC, etc. are working on spinning this as fast as they can.





Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (ye3s4)

Probably spinning faster than Stormy Daniels ever could around a stripper pole.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (jxbfJ)

210 Guess the skull was on the shelf Ace hung. Hence no skull.

That's the Framing Skull.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM

Only if you're Asian.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (2NqXo)

211 If there is clear cut law breaking by Obama, Clinton, Comey, and Obama's DOJ, the public outrage may be too much for the MSM to ignore. Plus, this gives Congress a strong position heading into the midterms with investigations being spun up and special investigators not named Mueller being put into place.

Oh, the beauty of it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (pUDQf)

212 194 >>"Fletch" theme?


I'll take movies that are Better than The Godfather for $400, Alex.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (xbjB3)


"Pfft!"

- - Ringo, Barbara, Matuszak - "Caveman"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (G4W16)

213 And with a single stroke Trump revealed the true meaning of his BOFA doctrine:

Break it Off in their Freakin Ass

Posted by: cornbred at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (oT/TI)

214 He warned them over and over to end this shit.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (yKhxk)

215 208 As usual Juan has it exactly wrong. He says the release shows Trump is flailing and desperate. WTEF? Exposing your enemies as the duplicitous lawbreakers they are is NOT that, it's exposing them for what they are.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (yJ1e6)

It's called going on the offensive, something the Grand Old Pussies know nothing about.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (NWiLs)

216 Can't stop laughing.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (EemAn)

217
I got nothing

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (TAmPV)

218 James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr walk into a bar.

Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

They all answer in unison, "because we just got horse fucked by Trump, and this joke is better with a Mr. Ed reference, except this is no joke!"

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)

219 Most of us here have believed this all along. Thus, Barry's pissy behavior lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (ptqGC)

I saw a clip of one of his latest outbursts over the weekend and the dude looked literally unhinged. Obviously, I loathe Obama but I'm not making that up; he literally looked like he was about to have a breakdown.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (4ErVI)

220 163 Suppose they refuse to release them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (AllCR)

I was just reading up today on how the FBI actually started.

It started when the DOJ was in a fight with Congress, about borrowing Secret Service agents to do investigations.

So while Congress was in recess, the President authorized an attorney under the DOJ, to hire some investigators. (Theodore Roosevelt).


Sounds to me like President Trump has a valid Precedent to choose his own investigator, and hire Law Enforcement Agents.

Posted by: This is CNN!!!! at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (NgKpN)

221 199 184 BREAKING : John McCain's family has released a statement...

"It was John's final and most dearly held wish that the FBI's FISA application and all of its supporting documents remain classified forever."
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (Mouru)


Real, or Parody?


UPDATE: John McCain's family has said this is real, not a parody.

Developing...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (Mouru)

222 Did Juan Williams say the walls were closing in on Trump?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (2NqXo)

223 163 FenelonSpoke

Termination for cause. It can be done. And should.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (hyuyC)

224 This makes me get butterflies in my stomach. Its about to get real real fast.

Posted by: Peace be Still at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (a+8NR)

225 Psychotic Redaction

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (IqV8l)

226 Just got a 12 pack of Jolly Time popcorn recently. Hope it's enough.

Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (V+03K)

227 He warned them over and over to end this shit.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (yKhxk)
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I just reached for the upvote button.... alas.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (vDqXW)

228
I was late for the Cap'n Cuck thread, but imagine an army commanded by Gen. "Fightin' Joe" Besser and you get an idea of the awesome capability of the Kristol War Machine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (LsBY9)

229 202 The leftists will bring Sandy Burglar out of retirement for this cleaning job.
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (zLDYs)

--------
Send me in, Coach! I'm ready to play!

Posted by: Sandy Berger's socks at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (44PTs)

230 Most of us here have believed this all along. Thus, Barry's pissy behavior lately.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
---------

I keep trying to shop this, but no one is interested:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc32lnex

A gelding, naturally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (9DHyN)

231 I can't wait til Trump pardons Obama because he will take a fantastic tremendous shit on him while doing it.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

232 My guess is they will stonewall, need lots of time to gather everything, many pages to go over.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (T4oHT)

233 159 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?
Posted by: LASue
----------Sure. She is the very personification of a ham radio operator.

(ahem)

Posted by: Zombie Barry Goldwater at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (zp3+R)

234 225 Psychotic Redaction
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (IqV8l)


Count 5... (4...3...2...)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (G4W16)

235 218
James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr walk into a bar.

Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

They
all answer in unison, "because we just got horse fucked by Trump, and
this joke is better with a Mr. Ed reference, except this is no joke!"



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)

Then John Kerry walked in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (jxbfJ)

236 "God resists the proud, but gives grace to the humble. So then, submit yourselves to God. Resist the Devil, and he will run away from you. Come near to God, and He will come near to you. Wash your hands, you sinners! Purify your hearts, you hypocrites!" James 4:6-8

Trump is the Devil, like I've been telling you all along. We all know the Devil can make the pure and good (like me) seem evil, by releasing e-mails that say things that are not real. So do not be fooled, you sinners! Those bad things I wrote in those e-mails were all for the good, because I serve only one Master, and he is Satan . . . uh, I mean God!

Posted by: Big Jim Comey, Servant of God at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (fqUgw)

237 >>>In addition, President Donald J. Trump has directed the Department of Justice (including the FBI) to publicly release all text messages relating to the Russia investigation, without redaction, of James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr.

Oh snap!

Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (q177U)

238 I was late for the Cap'n Cuck thread, but imagine an army commanded by Gen. "Fightin' Joe" Besser and you get an idea of the awesome capability of the Kristol War Machine.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (LsBY9)


*HONK*

Posted by: Harpo Marx at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (Mouru)

239 3 and so it begins

Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at September 17, 2018 05:55 PM (yQpMk)


I always read that in Kosh's voice, like this:

https://youtu.be/3qYbVQu7YAQ

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (AEeCX)

240 They just said the documents could take some time to release. He shouldn't have waited this long. These fuckers will do anything to delay the document's release.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (v1udk)

241 Sources Say People Will Die!!!

Posted by: This...Is CNN at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (jDF8P)

242 Sounds to me like President Trump has a valid Precedent to choose his own investigator, and hire Law Enforcement Agents.

Posted by: This is CNN!!!! at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (NgKpN)
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He absolutely does, obvious sock-fail.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (vDqXW)

243 134 I hope Melania rewards the Golden Scalp Weasel well tonight. Really, really well.

Posted by: Jane D'oh

Why wait for tonight? Woudln't be the first time the Oval Office was used for...
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (P1f+c)


This time it will be above board, and over the desk, on the sofa, by the bookcase . . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (8Ls/+)

244 Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (SN4NF)

Do you also post on here as Bill Wynn?

Posted by: clutch at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (kiSdp)

245 225 Psychotic Redaction
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (IqV8l)

I saw Psychotic Redaction open for the Stones in '67.

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (44PTs)

246 I picked a bad time to bitch about JackStraw's optimism.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (LNYjr)

247 206 193 Dollar to doughnuts, they refuse to hand them over.
Posted by: Drider at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (6uV+4)


Send the Secret Service to the Hoover building to take them by force of arms. And a unit of the 82nd ABN.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (G4W16)

Its Federal Property, no Posse Act... send the Marines.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (NgKpN)

248 A good offensive move would be to release the sealed indictments, including Hillary. That will suck all the air out of the confirmation hearings.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (hyuyC)

249 About effing time. I sent a note to PDT yesterday mainly about the Kavanaugh outrage but also requested he declassify those docs asap. I'm sure I'm not the only one.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (jm1YL)

250 159 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?

Posted by: LASue

With the lights out, and a pillow case, its all good.

Posted by: Bruce Ohr at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (jxbfJ)

251
Send the Secret Service to the Hoover building to take them by force of arms. And a unit of the 82nd ABN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018



He has the Marine Barricks right there, send in the Marines

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (TAmPV)

252 Why does it take the President of the United States to release DoJ information which properly falls under the Attorney General's direct authority?

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (/8RAd)

253 218
James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr walk into a bar.
............

Jailer laughs and says: "You can't fit through those."

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (HgMAr)

254 Followed by "Cut down yet quick, your privy member cut off, your bowels cut out and burnt before you, and harnessed to four teams of horses driven in opposite directions".

"And may God have mercy on your soul".
Posted by: Fox2! at September 17, 2018 06:06 PM


Dude. Have some respect. It's "Your privy members cut off and cast into the fire before your eyes."

Tradition. It's not just maple syrup on French Toast for breakfast anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (ctuyM)

255 Also: Mueller says he's ready for sentencing for Flynn.


Does that mean the texts probably show that FBI had exculpatory info and Mueller, Strzok withheld it?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (W+vEI)

256 205 ain't it amazing that Trump understands that if you fight back,
sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but if you don't fight back,
you always lose.

Repubs should be forced to sign this before they are allowed into the convention.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (UsCnO)

257 He just created a lot of jobs for defense attorneys.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (yKhxk)

258 local news (liberal cocksuckers) spent ten minutes on the fake kavanaugh sexual assault allegations. not one word about fisa. if they don't report it, it never happened. drooling mouthbreathers will never hear about this.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (KP5rU)

259 200
107

77


I'm sure the DNC public relation arms, MSNBC,CNN,ABC, etc. are working on spinning this as fast as they can.





Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:00 PM (ye3s4)


This is just to get Kavanuagh rape off the front page.


Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2018 06:10 PM (q1VoB)

Trump just took a great huge dump right on The Bollard Queens front door an the left thinks this is about Kav?

The butthurt will be mighty.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (9dzlp)

260 It is the Devil at work. Satan the accuser is again accusing the good folks at the FBI!

Posted by: Pope Franky at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (vDqXW)

261 There are literally not enough trees

Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (kT3/m)

If you think about it, what the endgame of Drain The Swamp means is half of DC in prison. Which is why it can never happen.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (xNQI9)

262 So DJT can fire their asses when they don't comply. I wonder if he already has a list of all the docs. Then he can nail them if they hold some back. Laudably Machiavellian if so.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (CeJUf)

263 250 159 My goodness, have any of you seen Nellie Ohr?

Posted by: LASue

With the lights out, and a pillow case, its all good.
Posted by: Bruce Ohr at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (jxbfJ)
--------

In the dark, all cats are gray.

Posted by: Zombie Ben Franklin at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (44PTs)

264 202 The leftists will bring Sandy Burglar out of retirement for this cleaning job.
______________

He's permanently retired, as in dead (as of 2015).

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (fqUgw)

265 251
Send the Secret Service to the Hoover building to take them by force of arms. And a unit of the 82nd ABN.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018

He has the Marine Barricks right there, send in the Marines
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (TAmPV)


Even more betterer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (G4W16)

266 Here's the Fletch theme "

Harold Faltermeyer? Axel F is better..

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (6qErC)

267 Dems move to impeach Trump for too much transparency.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (CE6iV)

268 Oh how I want the FNM to howl for the rest of the pages to be declassified and then end up with more egg on their faces when Trump says sure and those pages have info on the FNM conspiring with DNC, McCain against Trump.

Posted by: paleRider at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (eASYU)

269 243
134 I hope Melania rewards the Golden Scalp Weasel well tonight. Really, really well.



Posted by: Jane D'oh



Why wait for tonight? Woudln't be the first time the Oval Office was used for...

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (P1f+c)





This time it will be above board, and over the desk, on the sofa, by the bookcase . . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (8Ls/+)

On the carpet, by the presidential seal. Sealed with a kiss while shouting "Trump you magnificent bastard!!!!!"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (jxbfJ)

270 I just reached for the upvote button.... alas.

Posted by: Axeman


Yup. Every post above this one gets a "+1".

Even my own. I'm not proud.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (P1f+c)

271 Ace is right to not post a flaming skull now. There will be ample reason when the docs are released.

"This is not the end.
This is not the beginning of the end.
It is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (T71PA)

272 "Oh, Lisa, I'm touching myself now, thinking of you and your lovely gums".

Posted by: Peter Strzok-er at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (cct0t)

273 I get the feeling that PDT's considerable patience has all but disappeared. It's as if the bastards didn't think he'd do it. Let's hope they never learn.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (jm1YL)

274 Huh? Scorched earth tactics works both ways? What sorcery is this?

Posted by: The Derp State at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (SN4NF)

275 Well, if nothing else, PDJT has sure gotten the Horde more fired up than I've seen since Election night 2016!!!

MAGA!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (2sCft)

276 I saw a clip of one of his latest outbursts over the
weekend and the dude looked literally unhinged. Obviously, I loathe
Obama but I'm not making that up; he literally looked like he was about
to have a breakdown.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (4ErVI)

That's because his entire legacy is slowly and deliberately being erased. By the time Trump is done, he'll be reduced to the first mixed race president.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (q1VoB)

277 231 I can't wait til Trump pardons Obama because he will take a fantastic tremendous shit on him while doing it.
Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)

CNN, MSNBC and every other MSM outlet will have people keeling over from stokes and massive MI's the moment this goes down. I doubt we have the ER space in around D.C. to handle this.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (8Ls/+)

278 Fletch Theme. Nice.
If this gets slow walked offices should be raided and people arrested.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (O5bec)

279 >>I picked a bad time to bitch about JackStraw's optimism.

It's all good.

But it wasn't optimism. I've actually been following this pretty closely.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (/tuJf)

280 266 Here's the Fletch theme "

Harold Faltermeyer? Axel F is better..
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (6qErC)



1985. What a great summer. Reagan in office, I was 25 and not a care in the world. Fucked off and wasted a lot of time, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (G4W16)

281 Why does it take the President of the United States to release DoJ information which properly falls under the Attorney General's direct authority?

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (/8RAd)
---
For half of our union, the AG was simply "The President's Attorney". The AG can't declassify anything he wants, the President can.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (vDqXW)

282 Bet $5 DoJ says it accidentally shredded all the original unredacted copies, sorry.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (CE6iV)

283 My guess is the Dems are shiting themselves.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (T09ml)

284 256
205 ain't it amazing that Trump understands that if you fight back,

sometimes you win and sometimes you lose, but if you don't fight back,

you always lose.

Repubs should be forced to sign this before they are allowed into the convention.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (UsCnO)

Ditto. As the old saying goes, you'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (jxbfJ)

285 161 Right on"

He's a baaad mother f....


"Shut yo mouth"

Posted by: RustyG at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (8AvCG)

286 267 Dems move to impeach Trump for too much transparency.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (CE6iV)


this is a clear case of Obstruction of Justice, because if this is common knowledge, then we can't lie to juries!

Posted by: Bob Mueller... at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (NgKpN)

287 "... these redactions are about sparing the DOJ/FBI embarrassment ..."

Pshaw @ "embarrassment". More likely evidence of criminal behaviour.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (vWMNq)

288 > "As I understand it, redacting to cover up crimes (as opposed to
protecting sources/methods) is itself a crime. So yeah ... let's look at
all those old redactions as they reveal FBI CYA." --Posted by: illiniweek

Right. You can't use "classification" as a pretext to cover up illegal activity.

The delicious irony in this is that Trump is using Obama's own law (EO 13526 that he signed in 2009 concerning "Classified National Security Information") to target Obama's own criminal cabal.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (qXPHk)

289 231 I can't wait til Trump pardons Obama because he will take a fantastic tremendous shit on him while doing it.
Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)



And why even pardon? "Let 'em burn....."

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

290 so has the accuser agreed to testify in public?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (MTjB1)

291 "Oh, Lisa, I'm touching myself now, thinking of you and your lovely gums".
Posted by: Peter Strzok-er "

Strzok me, Strzok me...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (6qErC)

292 My dick can only get so hard.


Watching Trump work is literally better than an entire bottle of Viagra.


LOL

Posted by: prescient11 at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (q+HNC)

293
Well, doj and fbi don't have to redact anything since it is declassified, so one would think the would come out pretty quick.
but then again, the swamp.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

294 Dianne Feinstein's Chinese Counterintelligence Handler approves of this method.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (Z9C5C)

295 226 Just got a 12 pack of Jolly Time popcorn recently. Hope it's enough.
Posted by: JTB at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM

Dude, what about your gainzzzzz? I don't think Jolly Time has a low-carb option...

Posted by: Fake Ace at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (5A0Ny)

296 269 243
134 I hope Melania rewards the Golden Scalp Weasel well tonight. Really, really well.



Posted by: Jane D'oh



Why wait for tonight? Woudln't be the first time the Oval Office was used for...

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:05 PM (P1f+c)





This time it will be above board, and over the desk, on the sofa, by the bookcase . . . .

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM (8Ls/+)

On the carpet, by the presidential seal. Sealed with a kiss while shouting "Trump you magnificent bastard!!!!!"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:16 PM (jxbfJ)

I'll be in my bunk.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (8Ls/+)

297
"This is not the end.
This is not the beginning of the end.
It is, perhaps, the end of the beginning."
Posted by: DR.WTF?
---------

Winnie, FTW.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (9DHyN)

298



I wonder if the names "Flake" and "Corker" appear anywhere in those redactions.

Hmm....


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (G4W16)

299 Posted by: clutch at September 17, 2018 06:14 PM

If you knew my posting history you wouldn't ask such a retarded question.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (SN4NF)

300 >>I saw a clip of one of his latest outbursts over the
weekend and the dude looked literally unhinged. Obviously, I loathe
Obama but I'm not making that up; he literally looked like he was about
to have a breakdown.




Yup. He looks enraged.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (W+vEI)

301 Hi. I've been at the beach most of the day. Anything interesting happen?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (lwiT4)

302 Trump just took a great huge dump right on The Bollard Queens front door an the left thinks this is about Kav?

The butthurt will be mighty.


Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (9dzlp)


My bad. I left off the /s

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (q1VoB)

303 The President has been silent on Twitter about the Kavanaugh smear. I'll bet he was boiling over. They should have taken that silence as a warning.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (jm1YL)

304 Hi. I've been at the beach most of the day. Anything interesting happen?"

Let's see. 300 posts in a few minutes, so...

nah.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (6qErC)

305 281 Why does it take the President of the United States to release DoJ information which properly falls under the Attorney General's direct authority?

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 06:15 PM (/8RAd)
---
For half of our union, the AG was simply "The President's Attorney". The AG can't declassify anything he wants, the President can.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (vDqXW)


Actually, the Attorney General can declass anything the DOJ classifies, as he is the originating authority to classify in the first place.

He can't declass DOD stuff, but FBI or DOJ? He can.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (NgKpN)

306 295 Dude, what about your gainzzzzz? I don't think Jolly Time has a low-carb option...

but it's whole-grain, so that makes it healthy.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (xGZ+b)

307 Now comes the unmasking's...

Rice
Powers
Brennan
Clapper
Jarrett
Obama

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (iiixZ)

308 ''Hi. I've been at the beach most of the day. Anything interesting happen?''

Oh grammie. You're such a card.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (jm1YL)

309 292 My dick can only get so hard.


Watching Trump work is literally better than an entire bottle of Viagra.


LOL
Posted by: prescient11 at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (q+HNC)

Thank you for sharing.
Please do not do so again.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (8Ls/+)

310 1985. What a great summer. Reagan in office, I was 25 and not a care in the world. Fucked off and wasted a lot of time, though.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I know how old you are.

Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (9qZ3S)

311 And while Trump is tea bagging the DNC/DOJ/FBI/LE/IC/Deep State Cabal...

He needs to..


Rescind John Kerry's security clearance.

Rescind his travel Visa.

Put him on all no-fly lists.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (kT3/m)

312 If the info wasn't damaging to the democrat it would have been leaked.

Always keep a lookout for the dog that didn't bark.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (0uBKR)

313 Trump could set up a presser stating he's considering pardoning both Hillary and Obama. Then come out, read off their crimes and say he's changed his mind and order the DOJ to proceed with prosecution.

Man, I'm scary mean sometimes.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (pUDQf)

314 bonhomme: "METHODS AND SOURCES!!"

And I'm at the point WRT the Intelligence Community that I say, yes, let's look at these methods and sources. Maybe we should have been more critical of that all along.

The FBI/CIA, along with political partisans of the worst order, manufacture a fiction and cannot get a FISA court to approve a search warrant. So said players leak/push/pay for this fiction to enter the MFM and use that as collaborating evidence to prove the initial fiction is true and verifiable while burying the fact that it is all the same fictional source material. And then that is used to commit subversion and crimes under the banner of law.

Yeah, when we're done exposing the soft coup principles, I'd say it's damn well time we reveal some of those methods and sources. That's just the deeper end of the swamp apparently.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (6eEQ+)

315 Releasing these unredacted texts is a danger to our democracy.

Posted by: H Rotten Clinton at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (Z2UTo)

316 Now comes the unmasking's...

Rice
Powers
Brennan
Clapper
Jarrett
Obama
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (iiixZ)
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And the mastermind:

Acosta.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (vDqXW)

317 Well, if nothing else, PDJT has sure gotten the Horde more fired up than I've seen since Election night 2016!!!

MAGA!!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:17 PM (2sCft)

This.

According to Alexa, traffic to mu.nu has increased dramatically over the last year or so. Numbers don't lie.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (hVHEm)

318 >>> Over at the Democratic Underground, there's all sorts of rampant speculation as to what this all means. My favorite is saying Trump is beholden to Putin, and revealing these documents will expose our agents in Russia.

Has no one told the DU that due to the braintrust of Hillary Clinton and Dianne Feinstein, all our agents in China were exposed? Those two harpies are 100% responsible for any of their deaths.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (hvf9s)

319 Hey, wait a minute. I'm still supposed to be the lead story, on how I hold Judge Kavanaugh's fate in my principled hands.

Posted by: Jeff is a total Flake at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (2NqXo)

320 lol, obama knows he is screwed, not frank marshall screwed, really screwed

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (MTjB1)

321 Breaking

Ford to publicly testify Monday

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (yKhxk)

322 The Flynn stuff from Mueller:

https://twitter.com/NatashaBertrand/status/ 1041786139630350337


He has to get the sentencing done w/out being caught hiding exculpatory info. Hope Mueller gets nailed on that!! I assume unredacted Strzok texts would show how that interview was a setup...

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (W+vEI)

323
I can't wait til Trump pardons Obama because he will take a fantastic tremendous shit on him while doing it.
=====

Let him twist in the wind for a while, but yeah, the wait will be worth it. Ex-presidents might get a pass, but not campaigns.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (MIKMs)

324 178 Anyone else hoping we will finally get to see if Strzok and Page were really banging each other? I mean we already know all the rest is complete
bullshit.
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:09 PM (T4oHT)

------

Penis pics?

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (/8RAd)

325 Now, just to reiterate - the Constitution forbids anyone but journalists from reading this information.

Posted by: Chris Cuomo at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (//voU)

326 So, will the media drop/drastically reduce the coverage of Ms. Ford's accusations against Kavanaugh to focus on this meatier, juicier subject?

Attack Kavanaugh, or defend the FBI and the wit-- sorry, investigation. Can they push both stories effectively? Or does splitting their resources dilute both efforts.

Fun times.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (NmR1a)

327 According to Alexa, traffic to mu.nu has increased dramatically over the last year or so. Numbers don't lie.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (hVHEm)

==

it's all them Russian bots, ain't it?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (CE6iV)

328 >>Ford to publicly testify Monday


Under oath?
Otherwise, forget it.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (W+vEI)

329 UPDATE: John McCain's family has said this is real, not a parody.
Developing...
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 17, 2018 06:12

WTF? Why would they say that? Seems odd.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (yJ1e6)

330 The FBI/CIA, along with political partisans of the worst order, manufacture a fiction and cannot get a FISA court to approve a search warrant. So said players leak/push/pay for this fiction to enter the MFM and use that as collaborating evidence to prove the initial fiction is true and verifiable while burying the fact that it is all the same fictional source material. And then that is used to commit subversion and crimes under the banner of law.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (6eEQ+)
---
Let me be perfectly clear. I demanded that all this be *by the book*.

Posted by: That Guy at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (vDqXW)

331 Did Juan Williams say the walls were closing in on Trump?

Yeah, I don't form any opinions until I hear what Fox News token retard thinks about a subject.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (jDF8P)

332 ''I wonder if the names "Flake" and "Corker" appear anywhere in those redactions. ''

We can only hope. That would be icing though. I want to see those other creeps go down first.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (jm1YL)

333 Seriously, I wonder if John McCain is mentioned for handing off the pee-pee dossier to the FBI as part of the validation of the supporting documents. I wouldn't be surprised one bit, the maggot.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (2sCft)

334 looks like the Demmacht is being encircled at Trumpgrad

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (nFwvY)

335 >>Actually, the Attorney General can declass anything the DOJ classifies, as he is the originating authority to classify in the first place.

Do you know when the last time any FISA documents were released unredacted?

Never. This is a really big deal and yes, there is a concurrent criminal investigation that probably includes some of this information.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (/tuJf)

336 Maybe Obama googlied SCOAMF.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (RuIsu)

337 321 Breaking

Ford to publicly testify Monday
Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (yKhxk)

-------

DAMMIT! So they're postponing the committee vote!

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (44PTs)

338 WTF? Why would they say that? Seems odd.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (yJ1e6)
---
I can't find the word "gullible" dictionary.com!

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (vDqXW)

339 Ford to publicly testify Monday

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (yKhxk)


I thought the vote was on for Thursday. Did they delay it?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (lwiT4)

340 Lizzy: "Yup. He looks enraged."

Apparently, Trump stole his lunch money and booming economy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (6eEQ+)

341 313 Trump could set up a presser stating he's considering pardoning both Hillary and Obama. Then come out, read off their crimes and say he's changed his mind and order the DOJ to proceed with prosecution.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (pUDQf)


"Kidding! US Marshals, please take them into custody."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (YqDXo)

342 Listening to Popodopolus on Hannity, it's clear he was setup by DNC/FBI/DOJ operatives.

There are literally not enough trees for the number of people who need their necks stretched.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (kT3/m)

His wife also made a good case that he was exploited and innocent. I can't believe he got any jail time. it is sickening.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (Z48ZB)

343 I keep trying to shop this, but no one is interested:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yc32lnex



A gelding, naturally.



Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (9DHyN)


Most excellent! In many ways, this IS the story of Obama (and his legacy).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (ptqGC)

344 Of course Nellie Ohr looks that way. If you're an asian guy attracted to caucasian females, you can't be too picky.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (/qEW2)

345 Breaking

Ford to publicly testify Monday
=====

Don't they mean "publicly perjure herself?'

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (//voU)

346 Spies Like Them...

Posted by: Anna Puma at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (kapIh)

347 334 looks like the Demmacht is being encircled at Trumpgrad
Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (nFwvY)



And hoping for libmedia airdrops to resupply them.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (ujg0T)

348 328 >>Ford to publicly testify Monday


Under oath?
Otherwise, forget it.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (W


They are voting on Thursday. Good luck.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM (pUDQf)

349 321
Breaking



Ford to publicly testify Monday

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (yKhxk)

Can you imagine how he feels with his daughters having to hear about this?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (jxbfJ)

350 321 Breaking

Ford to publicly testify Monday
Posted by: Ha at Septembe




link

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (MTjB1)

351 There are supposed to be 50,000 messages between Strzok and Page,if they all get released andthere was something going between the surely some sweet pillow talk has to be in there.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (T4oHT)

352 /Does the absence of a flaming skull have significance or is this intense shelving time for Ace ?

...the skull of hot truth will eventually warm our wanting hearts?

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (5BVHO)

353 According to Alexa, traffic to mu.nu has increased dramatically over the last year or so. Numbers don't lie.

Posted by: Surfperch


Actually, most of that is people pounding the "refresh" key to get their firsts.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (P1f+c)

354 277
231 I can't wait til Trump pardons Obama because he will take a fantastic tremendous shit on him while doing it.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (nFwvY)




OMG it will be an epic New Yawk City sized steaming pile of crass innuendo and venom, and a couple of "He was nice fellow, but not a great president like me" thrown in.

That friggin mic drop will be the moment Barky regrets for the rest of his life. I hope that late night prick Seth Idontgiveashit also develops chronic life time diarrhea because he chose the form of his destructor.

OMG My bonah hurts.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (9dzlp)

355 Methods and sources = making up shit.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (cct0t)

356 ''Ford to publicly testify Monday''

I'll believe when I see it.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (jm1YL)

357

Patriots acquire troubled WR Josh Gordon from loser Browns.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (0FSyT)

358 350 321 Breaking

Ford to publicly testify Monday
Posted by: Ha at Septembe




link
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (MTjB1)

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Fox News just reported it

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 06:25 PM (44PTs)

359

Monday?

Fuck Monday. Mitch, do it tomorrow.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:25 PM (0FSyT)

360 The President has been silent on Twitter about the
Kavanaugh smear. I'll bet he was boiling over. They should have taken
that silence as a warning.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM

He's given the MSM two very shiny things to look at. Sure, one is the Supreme Court, but the other is tied to the Trump/Russia/Mueller shit-show, and that's their very favorite show. Yes, they'll question the timing, but then they'll bite right down on the bait like it's filet mignon. Because they can't help themselves, and Trump knows it. It's like they all forget that he worked in television for a decade.

But it will be interesting to see how long they can bury/minimize the most damaging (to the left) things that come out of this, while still chasing ratings.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:25 PM (SN4NF)

361 I picked a bad time to bitch about JackStraw's optimism.

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I haven't bitched about it, but I've been damned skeptical of it. It's a plate of crow I am ALL TOO HAPPY TO EAT WITH GUSTO.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 17, 2018 06:25 PM (AzW6q)

362 314 bonhomme: "METHODS AND SOURCES!!"
______________

We already know their methods and sources.

Their methods were illegal and unconstitutional.

Their sources were discredited Dim-o-crat-funded frauds.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (fqUgw)

363 A sobbing female accusing K of rape is what they want and will get.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (yKhxk)

364 >>>Strzok me, Strzok me..

billy squier time

Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (Tm+wy)

365 Can you imagine how he feels with his daughters having to hear about this?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (jxbfJ)



I thought of that too. What should have been a joyous celebration for his family has turned into a vicious furious smear. I'm sure he was prepared for a fight. I don't know if he was prepared for a lynching.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (lwiT4)

366 According to Alexa, traffic to mu.nu has increased dramatically over the last year or so. Numbers don't lie.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM (hVHEm)

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it's all them Russian bots, ain't it?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:22 PM (CE6iV)

You are not entirely wrong.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (hVHEm)

367 I like how Ford has to wait seven days so she can be properly coached on when to cry.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (pUDQf)

368 35
218

James Comey, Andrew McCabe, Peter Strzok, Lisa Page, and Bruce Ohr walk into a bar.

Bartender asks, "why the long face?"

They

all answer in unison, "because we just got horse fucked by Trump, and

this joke is better with a Mr. Ed reference, except this is no joke!"





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:12 PM (UsCnO)

Then John Kerry walked in.


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:13 PM (jxbfJ)
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And the Bartender said, "Is that an Iranian mullah with you?"

The mullah speaks up and says, "Hey, leave my friend Buck alone."

The Bartender said, "John, he just called you Buck. Why?

Kerry responds and says, "oh, never mind the Mullah. He has done that about One hundred and Fifty Billion times in the last couple of years."

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (UsCnO)

369 Ford to publicly testify Monday

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:21 PM

Implied in that: Votes postponed until future date.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (SN4NF)

370 You come here for the flaming skull, you get the Fletch theme song. And you will Like It!

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (ijopM)

371 ''Did Juan Williams say the walls were closing in on Trump?''

Ahh...the power of denial is strong in that one. Poor Juan.

Posted by: Tuna at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (jm1YL)

372 The full Senate vote is not thursday.

Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (yKhxk)

373 336 Maybe Obama googlied SCOAMF.
Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 06:23 PM

I thought it was just an onomatopoeia for the sound I make when eating dog! You guys are just mean. This is not who we are. Let me be clear, uh...uh...

Posted by: Barack O at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (5A0Ny)

374 I do wonder what is going on behind the scenes that would prompt this action.


This smear treatment of Kavanaugh??

Posted by: prescient11 at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (q+HNC)

375 OOoooo, I wonder how much about McCain's involvement is going to come out from this....Last laugh, you dead bastard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (oVJmc)

376 365 Can you imagine how he feels with his daughters having to hear about this?


Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (jxbfJ)



I thought of that too. What should have been a joyous celebration for his family has turned into a vicious furious smear. I'm sure he was prepared for a fight. I don't know if he was prepared for a lynching.
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Causing familial strife is all part of the plan.

The Left feeds on misery. They love it.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (//voU)

377 Don't they mean "publicly perjure herself?'

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Yeah, I'm pretty sure It's The Law that Democrats Must Be Believed and Cannnot Purjure Themselves.

That and "always Innocent."

Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (QKV7o)

378 A sobbing female accusing K of rape is what they want and will get.
Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (yKhxk)
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I feel encouraged by how Collins framed her vote. If it can be proved that Kavanaugh is a liar.

Unless she comes up with a lot more details and he screws up, that ain't going to happen.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (vDqXW)

379

Ace, could've posted the AXEL F theme.

From that Eddie Murphy movie, I forget which.

You know the one, it goes doo doo do doo do

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (0FSyT)

380 Just have the vote Thursday. Why does she get to wait until Monday-so her lawyers can help hammer out all the details she doesn't recall?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (AllCR)

381 If you have any liberal friends ask them why they support the party of deviants. Then you won't have to deal with them anymore.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

382 Yeah, I'm pretty sure It's The Law that Democrats Must Be Believed and Cannnot Purjure Themselves.

That and "always Innocent."
Posted by: shibumi at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (QKV7o)
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History bends toward our bullshit.

Posted by: The Democrats at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (vDqXW)

383 This is turning into some of the most entertaining political theater bullshit I've ever seen.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (0+nbW)

384 365
Can you imagine how he feels with his daughters having to hear about this?




Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 06:24 PM (jxbfJ)



I
thought of that too. What should have been a joyous celebration for his
family has turned into a vicious furious smear. I'm sure he was
prepared for a fight. I don't know if he was prepared for a lynching.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (lwiT4)
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After Kavanaugh is finally confirmed, Sarah Sanders should present him with a Pecan Pie. The Left would melt.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (UsCnO)

385 So, are they going to vote Thursday, and Ms. Icantrememberbutherapedme will blab to Acosta on Monday? Or is she going under oath after the vote? Help me out here.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (lwiT4)

386

Best.President.Ever.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (0FSyT)

387
Do you know when the last time any FISA documents were released unredacted?

Never. This is a really big deal and yes, there is a concurrent criminal investigation that probably includes some of this information.

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The same time there was verifiable public information government agents were using FISA to spy on a political campaign.

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (/8RAd)

388 Who's up for a shitshow?

@axios 10m

BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh and accuser Christine Blasey Ford to testify publicly on Monday

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (c07y/)

389 JFC, why is it going to take a week for Prof. Cray-Cray to testify? She only needs to answer a few questions! Who, What, Where, When and How?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (v1udk)

390 Yup. He looks enraged.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM

For eight long, long, loooong years I hoped this day would come. All of his chickens come home to roost. Let them all go to jail except Obama. Let Trump pardon just him. "Out of the goodness of my heart and my magnanimity, I pardon Mister Obama for his many crimes..." Obama would choke on it.

Posted by: Jeff is a total Flake at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (2NqXo)

391 She will do just like Anita Hill did, she has undoubtedly convinced herself that this happened, even though it didn't.

A lot of people have this false conception that people can't stare you in the face and very convincingly lie - when you're dealing with idealogues and sociopaths, of course they can, and they will at every chance they get.

She is going to spin a story without one piece of corroborating evidence, and the Kavanaugh will deny it, and then it will come down to politics to see who has the strength to push their will through. Because this story will never ever in our lifetimes be absolutely proved or disproved, just like the "pube" on Anita Hill's coke can.

It's a classic he-said, she-said, and it will never be more or less than that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (k1TUh)

392 ' I don't know if he was prepared for a lynching.'

If he wasn't he's a fool.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (UdKB7)

393 OOoooo, I wonder how much about McCain's involvement is going to come out from this....Last laugh, you dead bastard.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:27 PM (oVJmc)
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McCain is a non-factor. The information that the FIB already had all the dossier that McCain turned over to them has been out for a long time.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (vDqXW)

394 Methinks Trump would not declassify if he didn't know exactly who this huge bag of crap would end up landing on.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (pUDQf)

395 >>I feel encouraged by how Collins framed her vote. If it can be proved that Kavanaugh is a liar.


Collins should look at her fellow Senators who are casting the votes with the same critical eye.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (xbjB3)

396 At the request of a number of committees of Congress, and for reasons of
transparency, the President has directed the Office of the Director of
National Intelligence and the Department of Justice (including the FBI)
to provide for the immediate declassification of the following
materials: (1) pages 10-12 and 17-34 of the June 2017 application to the
FISA court in the matter of Carter W. Page;

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Are you ready?

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8357fbz

Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (XlbwU)

397 Skip: "There are supposed to be 50,000 messages between Strzok and Page,if they all get released andthere was something going between the surely some sweet pillow talk has to be in there."

Strzok: "Oh, Lisa! Tell me again how much you hate Trump! I'm sooo close! Say it! Faster!"

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (6eEQ+)

398 We're staffing up tonight.

Posted by: DC Suicide Hotline at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (r9UYA)

399
BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh and accuser Christine Blasey Ford to testify publicly on Monday


You know, I don't give a fetid shit if he felt up a chick in High School or not.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

400 Just a reminder, but everyone needs to understand that Trump has read the unredacted documents over a year ago.


He knows what is in them.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (JUOKG)

401 JFC, why is it going to take a week for Prof. Cray-Cray to testify? She only needs to answer a few questions! Who, What, Where, When and How?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front


Coaching someone that crazy and dimwitted takes time.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (P1f+c)

402 385 So, are they going to vote Thursday, and Ms. Icantrememberbutherapedme will blab to Acosta on Monday? Or is she going under oath after the vote? Help me out here.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (lwiT4)


It will be an opening statement of her charges...

Then she'll pull a Lois Lerner, and plead the 5th...


Which of course, is NOT that way its supposed to work.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

403
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM

Are you suggesting that all of Harold Faltermeyer's music sounds the same?

Because you would be correct.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (SN4NF)

404 Who's up for a shitshow?

@axios 10m

BREAKING: Brett Kavanaugh and accuser Christine Blasey Ford to testify publicly on Monday
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM

Oooh, a duel. Guns or swords?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (2NqXo)

405 Jack-
I have a hypothesis that Mueller has change the direction of his investigation by starting to go after Hillary side of the ledger (Podesta Bros, Gregg Craig) so he can get in front of being taken down himself.

He don't have to be a weatherman to know which way the wind is blowin'.

Plausible? Or is his destiny set?

Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (0uBKR)

406 BOOM!!!!

Dey it is...

Posted by: phaedrus at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (A5TCC)

407
Afraid we will find out these methods and sources:
method: leak fake stories to the mediasources: media that published leak story
Yep I can see why they are afraid.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (r+sAi)

408 ask them why they support the party of deviants.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 06:28 PM (UdKB7)

Try asking them why they belong to the KKK/Slavery/segregation/internment party

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (xNQI9)

409 307 Now comes the unmasking's...

Rice
Powers
Brennan
Clapper
Jarrett
Obama
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:20 PM (iiixZ)

And not a single one of them will even sniff a prison cell.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (jlHSA)

410 A lot of people have this false conception that people can't stare you in the face and very convincingly lie - when you're dealing with idealogues and sociopaths, of course they can, and they will at every chance they get.





Yep. I've known some. They can make you doubt your own reality...it's really unnerving.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ijopM)

411 I hate when my line returns are ignored by the software.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (r+sAi)

412

Are you suggesting that all of Harold Faltermeyer's music sounds the same?

Are you suggesting Harold Faltermeyer did the Fletch theme, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (0FSyT)

413 >>Ace, could've posted the AXEL F theme.

>>From that Eddie Murphy movie, I forget which.



You are thinking of Shrek.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (xbjB3)

414 >>The same time there was verifiable public information government agents were using FISA to spy on a political campaign.

By the highest levels of the opposition Party and the most powerful intelligence and law enforcement agencies in the world.

Kind of the point. When you aim to kill the King who has the power of 99% of the media in his pocket, you don't miss. You do it right.

Trump is not an internet commenter. He had this planned out for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (/tuJf)

415 everyone who hates her has a week to dish dirt on her. she will not testify.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (MTjB1)

416 401 JFC, why is it going to take a week for Prof. Cray-Cray to testify? She only needs to answer a few questions! Who, What, Where, When and How?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front

Coaching someone that crazy and dimwitted takes time.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (P1f+c)

and administering anti-psychotics?

Posted by: Ersatz at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (44PTs)

417 There are literally not enough trees for the number of people who need their necks stretched.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 06:11 PM (kT3/m)

It's not a one-and-done. Reuse the rope, reuse the tree.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (iwUO9)

418 21 Breaking

Ford to publicly testify Monday
Posted by: Ha at Septembe



Ha is a poll troll.

Posted by: buzzion at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (zRwJ/)

419 For eight long, long, loooong years I hoped this day would come. All of his chickens come home to roost. Let them all go to jail except Obama. Let Trump pardon just him. "Out of the goodness of my heart and my magnanimity, I pardon Mister Obama for his many crimes..." Obama would choke on it.
Posted by: Jeff is a total Flake at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (2NqXo)



Anyone else remember the Watergate era poster, with rows and columns of people photographed, with "APPREHENDED" written over all of them except Richard Nixon?

Time for some Photoshop work.....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (ujg0T)

420 Who is responsible for delaying the vote and scheduling another hearing? Who made that happen?

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (lwiT4)

421 'In light of the present emergency, GEOTUS will exercise certain extraordinary powers until such time as, in his estimation, the rule of law and a Republican form of government consistent with the Constitution shall have been restored in full.' - Sh!t SHS should say

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

422 Just a reminder, but everyone needs to understand that Trump has read the unredacted documents over a year ago.

He knows what is in them.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (JUOKG)
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It's ILLEGAL if he was UNDER INVESTIGATION!!!

HE should NOT be ALLOWED TO SEE THOSE!

Posted by: Ad-hoc Constitutional Authorities at September 17, 2018 06:33 PM (vDqXW)

423
It's a classic he-said, she-said, and it will never be more or less than that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 17, 2018 06:29 PM (k1TUh)


Except that she also gave the name of the other guy involved.

So its THEY said, against what SHE said.

HUGE difference.

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 06:33 PM (NgKpN)

424 389 JFC, why is it going to take a week for Prof. Cray-Cray to testify? She only needs to answer a few questions! Who, What, Where, When and How?

Who: Brett Kavanaugh

What: Attempted rape and murder

Where: Someplace in Maryland. I don't recall exactly.

When: Sometime in the 1980's. I don't recall exactly.

How: With Malice Aforethought and Murderous Intent!
Just like all those brave Wymens who will Die from botched abortions if Kavanaugh gets on the Supreme Court!

Posted by: Chrissy Blasey-Ford, Certified Quack at September 17, 2018 06:33 PM (fqUgw)

425 Oooh, a duel. Guns or swords?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM

Kleenex boxes.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:33 PM (SN4NF)

426 Kreplach,


I have this eery feeling the current cold war in this country may turn hot.


The left is literally losing their shit and getting nuttier with each passing day.

Posted by: prescient11 at September 17, 2018 06:33 PM (q+HNC)

427 I hereby declare tomorrow night as Taco Bowl Tuesday Night.

'cause I'm an 'ette and have powers and stuff.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:33 PM (ptqGC)

428 >>I saw a clip of one of his latest outbursts over the
weekend and the dude looked literally unhinged. Obviously, I loathe Obama but I'm not making that up; he literally looked like he was about to have a breakdown. Yup. He looks enraged.Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (W+vEI)

He looks gaunt and unwell. Trump Ozymandius'ing his legacy is eating at him, you can tell. Good.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (hvf9s)

429 Team Never Trump: Trump is committing blasphemy against our heroic FBI!



Posted by: William Eaton at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (MuTTO)

430 See-BS News opens with celebration of Kavanaugh accuser and storm doom news. Nothing about document release.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (cct0t)

431 Drudge links to CNN on the Ford Monday shit show. But Breitbart reports Gassley is keeping the Thursday judical committee vote.

We will see who blinks.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (pUDQf)

432 290
so has the accuser agreed to testify in public?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (MTjB1)

According to her lawyer, yes.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (rnXGe)

433 You know, I don't give a fetid shit if he felt up a chick in High School or not.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (oVJmc)

But did he touch first when taking 2?

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (EemAn)

434 'Who is responsible for delaying the vote and scheduling another hearing? '

I think it would be Grassley and he hasn't said it was rescheduled yet.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (UdKB7)

435 401 JFC, why is it going to take a week for Prof. Cray-Cray to testify? She only needs to answer a few questions! Who, What, Where, When and How?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front

Coaching someone that crazy and dimwitted takes time.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:30 PM (P1f+c)

It takes at least 2 days to get to the Cayman Islands, set up a untraceable bank account, and return to the US.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (Z48ZB)

436 So,oooks like the Democrats set up testimony Monday without consulting the R's.My guess anyway.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (mCMQ5)

437 TrivialPursuer @ 264 Sandy Burglar dead since 2015? Pfftttt!! Don't you know if dead people walk in the polling booth and vote democrat every election that the left can surely shuffle a corpse into the records room?

Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (zLDYs)

438 If McConnell had half a testicle in his head he would bring Kavanaugh for a floor vote. He doesn't need Judiciary committee approval.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (dNzKv)

439
304 Hi. I've been at the beach most of the day. Anything interesting happen?"

Let's see. 300 posts in a few minutes, so...

nah.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (6qErC)









To be fair, throw a good movie title meme joke up on the page, and Teh Horde can fill a comments section like a swarm of piranha skeletonizing a cow.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (eXA4G)

440 We will finally get to see who the real un-indicted co-conspirator is.

Rhymes with Mugabe....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (EoRCO)

441 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 06

I saw it but don't remember. what was Obama saying before he did that?

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (yJ1e6)

442

btw, a man, in his 20's I think, was eaten by a shark in Wellfleet, MA.

Sharks aren't fucking around, anymore.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (0FSyT)

443 Apropos of...everything, I believe minorities (not necessarily racial, but all kinds) are being riled up. Reminds me of the atmosphere prior to 2016 election.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (tOHeO)

444 Funny how the same posters are the most conceed all the time.Not just pessimism but obvious concern trolling.

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (mCMQ5)

445 Are you suggesting Harold Faltermeyer did the Fletch theme, too?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM

Not so much suggesting as pointing out it's a matter of public record.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (SN4NF)

446 kav has nothing to worry about, he simply has to stay with "I did cop a feel", where as she is exposed to all the inconsistencies of her statements.

she is going to go nuclear when some senators with a big set of tungsten clangers goes after her on narrowing it down time wise.

some senator has a chance for a reverse Ollie North.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

447 Can't congress compel her via contemp charges to testify Wednesday? We will even pay for her airfare from Commiefornia

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (pUDQf)

448 I lol'd at the Fletch reference.

Posted by: Seems legit at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (jUVms)

449 If you can't be with the one you love, Cuck the one you're with.

Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (Z9C5C)

450 so has the accuser agreed to testify in public?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:18 PM (MTjB1)
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Probably only to delay the vote and stave off the inevitable.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (vDqXW)

451 If there's a way to f' it up the GOP will find it. We are represented by a bunch of lying scumbag losers.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (UdKB7)

452 Odds on Barry Obama's unredacted name coming up?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

453 man, in his 20's I think, was eaten by a shark in Wellfleet, MA.

Sharks aren't fucking around, anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at



not eaten, only sampled.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)

454 389 JFC, why is it going to take a week for Prof. Cray-Cray to testify? She only needs to answer a few questions! Who, What, Where, When and How?
Posted by: Concerned People's Front


she's got weight to lose. so no food for a week and hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (nFwvY)

455 >>btw, a man, in his 20's I think, was eaten by a shark in Wellfleet, MA.




Don't go in the water.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (xbjB3)

456
He was on a boogie board, or getting on his boogie board. The shark just grabbed him and pulled him down, down, down.

Yeah, just like Jaws.

He died doing what he loved.

/nods and sighs

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (0FSyT)

457 I do not understand the Fletch reference. I never saw the movie.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (ijopM)

458 btw, a man, in his 20's I think, was eaten by a shark in Wellfleet, MA.

Sharks aren't fucking around, anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (0FSyT)


Ugh. Poor guy.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (NLLmE)

459 would like to add some amendment that stipulates crotch kicking / crotch stomping as punishment for perjury.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

460 Something tells me the New Adventures of Old Christine next Monday aren't going to be much fun for her.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

461 Implied in that: Votes postponed until future date.


Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:26 PM (SN4NF)

The next Supreme Court session begins a week from next Monday. They only need to delay a few more days after Monday, so bet there will be more witnesses needed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (rnXGe)

462 kav has nothing to worry about, he simply has to stay with "I did cop a feel", where as she is exposed to all the inconsistencies of her statements.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)
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He doesn't even have to do that.

1) I never met this girl, who would have been 2 years my junior in high school.

2) I never attended a party like this.

3) I don't know what her problem is.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (vDqXW)

463 I forget. On Monday is disclosing sources and methods by releasing classified info patriotic or treasonous?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (dNzKv)

464
Don't go in the water.

You go in the cage?

The cage goes in the water?

The shark's in the water...

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (0FSyT)

465 btw, a man, in his 20's I think, was eaten by a shark in Wellfleet, MA.

Sharks aren't fucking around, anymore.
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OMG. What a terrible way to die.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (//voU)

466 Climate change causes shark attacks too you know.
Al Gore

Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (mCMQ5)

467
Ford's testimony will go South when she starts muttering about the strawberries.

Posted by: Hear me now at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (Yc8Cz)

468 how funny will it be if some of the unredacted docs show that McCain was up to no good in all this..?

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (UFyv9)

469 Don't go in the water.
Posted by: garrett at S




yep. going in the water is the fools move.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (MTjB1)

470 460 Something tells me the New Adventures of Old Christine next Monday aren't going to be much fun for her.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

She's being given an entire week to craft, co-ordinate, and practice her story with as many other people as possible.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (jlHSA)

471 >>I have a hypothesis that Mueller has change the direction of his investigation by starting to go after Hillary side of the ledger (Podesta Bros, Gregg Craig) so he can get in front of being taken down himself

My personal belief is that Trump knew he wasn't in any real danger for a long time. Mostly because he had never done anything. He's had most of this information since last summer so he knew what had happened.

He wanted information to start dribbling out to help people understand what really happened and build a growing demand for him to step in and declassify information. I've been saying for some time that he was going to declassify this stuff after Labor Day as we hit the crucial time of the election cycle.

This is going to be a nut punch for the left who thought Mueller was going to flip Manafort or Cohen or Flynn or somebody for the last year and a half and now it is blowing up in their faces. If this doesn't energize Republicans nothing ever will.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (/tuJf)

472 not eaten, only sampled.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (MTjB1)


Tasted, if you will. He was in a black wet suit in an area populated with seals, Great White's fave food.

By the way, why hasn't some race monger come forth and demanded the name "Great" White be changed?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (ptqGC)

473 457. I do not understand the Fletch reference. I never saw the movie.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel
**
* pulls on Donald Sutherland fright-fro wig. Eyes bug out. Points, shrieks *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (fA1SL)

474 >>He was on a boogie board, or getting on his boogie board.


Basically, he was doing everyting one can do to look like a seal to a hungry shark.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (xbjB3)

475 Bitch looks like a thumb.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (EemAn)

476 Here's the Fletch theme and other pieces from the movie to get you in the mood for the coming twists. (Which may be flaming skull worthy.)
- Ace


Ace is teasing us like a story of a 13 year old girl in a bedroom with 4 older teens, that were really 2 teens, that she forgot for over two decades, that keeps changing after every MSNBC commercial break.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (UsCnO)

477 How long before the media and the democrats cry foul and say Trump is jeopardizing the security of the Intelligence Community by releasing the unredacted stuff?

I have $50 that says less than 24 hours.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (JUOKG)

478 437 TrivialPursuer @ 264 Sandy Burglar dead since 2015? Pfftttt!! Don't you know if dead people walk in the polling booth and vote democrat every election that the left can surely shuffle a corpse into the records room?
Posted by: Eromero at September 17, 2018 06:35 PM (zLDYs)


And I'd bet he voted in the last election... /smile

Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

479 Trump just had to get all the cockroaches in a sealed room before he flipped on the light.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pUDQf)

480 452 Odds on Barry Obama's unredacted name coming up?
_______________

It has already come up in one of Strzok's texts to Page. He tells her he met with POTUS, and he wants to be kept informed about every development.

That Kenyan POS is in this up to his scrawny neck.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (fqUgw)

481 446 kav has nothing to worry about, he simply has to stay with "I did cop a feel", where as she is exposed to all the inconsistencies of her statements.

she is going to go nuclear when some senators with a big set of tungsten clangers goes after her on narrowing it down time wise.

some senator has a chance for a reverse Ollie North.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

I don't get why so many people are always so eager to accept fraudulent Leftist premises.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (jlHSA)

482 The dude chomped by a shark kicked at it at first, trying to get it to go away, but it didn't stop the thing from attacking him. He must've bled out.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (2NqXo)

483 Stay strong FBI, I shall unleash my War Machine!!!

Operation Angry Mailman is underway.

Posted by: Commodore Billy Kristol, Knight of the Royal Deep, Lord of the Cuck at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (MuTTO)

484 Our boy can play the game!

I swear to the Shelving Gods that I'm going to get out my prayer rug....ok, the wrappers off the Value-Rite Bogo packs....and bow in whatever direction PDT happens to be standing at sundown....

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (5BVHO)

485 Testifying on Monday when Kavanaugh has already been confirmed on Thursday seems kind of dumb.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pw+jk)

486 452
Odds on Barry Obama's unredacted name coming up?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

It's certain ... Strzok and Page, are already known to have texted about him.


Posted by: Off the reservation at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (vWMNq)

487 btw, a man, in his 20's I think, was eaten by a shark in Wellfleet, MA.

Sharks aren't fucking around, anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (0FSyT)



They are pissed off about the Sharknado movies. Cultural Appropriation and no one cares.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (ijopM)

488 I think that when these documents come through (I imagine that they'll be slow walking them) Trump needs to get on TV and explain what the import because the news media with the exception of FOX perhaps won' cover it. FISA documents? What FISA documents?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (AllCR)

489 Must not offend and hurt the feelz of the wymyn. Good Grief.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (EemAn)

490 OMG. What a terrible way to die.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (//voU)


He wasn't eaten. His leg was bitten to the bone. Still....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

491

Basically, he was doing everyting one can do to look like a seal to a hungry shark.

Yeah. What do people expect to happen?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (0FSyT)

492 maybe Kavanaugh should just say "pictures or it didn't happen."

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (UFyv9)

493 going in the water in massachusetts is stupid. have been breeding seal populations with the knowledge that they are great white shark food for years.

not an accident that the sharks are there.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (MTjB1)

494 Don't go in the water.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (xbjB3)

Don't go in the bushes.....

Posted by: Fire Island at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (EoRCO)

495 410 A lot of people have this false conception that people can't stare you in the face and very convincingly lie - when you're dealing with idealogues and sociopaths, of course they can, and they will at every chance they get.





Yep. I've known some. They can make you doubt your own reality...it's really unnerving.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ijopM)

People with Cluster B personality disorders can do this as well. Too well. They lie as naturally as breathing.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

496
He wasn't eaten. His leg was bitten to the bone. Still....


Eaten enough. He's mort.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (0FSyT)

497 By the way, why hasn't some race monger come forth and demanded the name "Great" White be changed?




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM
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Huh?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (JUOKG)

498 Sharks aren't fucking around, anymore.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM

Shark should have caught a ride with Florence and gotten inland, think of the havoc it could have caused.

Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (T4oHT)

499 See-BS News opens with celebration of Kavanaugh accuser and storm doom news. Nothing about document release.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (cct0t)

I bet they had it pre-prepared and didn't have time to report on the document release.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (hVHEm)

500 >>OMG. What a terrible way to die.


I'd take it over a Bear attack.

Either way, in 24-48 hours you are a turd.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (xbjB3)

501 You got your whole hand up there doc?

Posted by: Fletch at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (Ol3c7)

502 YOU SUNK MY BATTLESHIP

Posted by: Dianosaur F'nEinstein at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (HgMAr)

503 Ford will be working the pole within 6 months. Maybe a tour with Stormy.

Posted by: freaked at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (UdKB7)

504 kav needs to get some pics of her in her full flabby glory and simply say, "senators and senatorettes, really?"

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (MTjB1)

505 452 Odds on Barry Obama's unredacted name coming up?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)

100% certainty. Guaranteed.

Posted by: clutch at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (kiSdp)

506

Remember the scene in JAWS when that guys HEAD rolled out of the sunken boat?

That made me JUMP up of my seat.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (0FSyT)

507 428 >>I saw a clip of one of his latest outbursts over the
weekend and the dude looked literally unhinged. Obviously, I loathe Obama but I'm not making that up; he literally looked like he was about to have a breakdown. Yup. He looks enraged.Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 06:19 PM (W+vEI)

He looks gaunt and unwell. Trump Ozymandius'ing his legacy is eating at him, you can tell. Good.
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:34 PM (hvf9s)


I'm tempted to ask for a link, but I don't really want to watch TFG.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (sdi6R)

508 321 Breaking



Ford to publicly testify Monday

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Today is Monday. Unless she is testifying by midnight, I would say this report is wrong because the vote is on Thursday.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (FTXAT)

509 446 kav has nothing to worry about, he simply has to stay with "I did cop a feel"


Actually all he has to say is, I've never seen this person before in my entire life.

Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (ye3s4)

510 467

Ford's testimony will go South when she starts muttering about the strawberries.



Is the two-drink minimum in effect tonight? I always tip the waitstaff well.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

511 495 410 A lot of people have this false conception that people can't stare you in the face and very convincingly lie - when you're dealing with idealogues and sociopaths, of course they can, and they will at every chance they get.





Yep. I've known some. They can make you doubt your own reality...it's really unnerving.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:31 PM (ijopM)

People with Cluster B personality disorders can do this as well. Too well. They lie as naturally as breathing.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (NWiLs)

Not necessarily make you doubt your own reality, but make you feel hopeless in knowing that everybody else wants to believe the lies.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (jlHSA)

512 Womp ! Womp! Womp .....how sweet the sound of PDTs clanging balls!

Peter Strozk et al be squatting to piss tonight....

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (5BVHO)

513 I'd take it over a Bear attack.

Either way, in 24-48 hours you are a turd.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:41 PM (xbjB3)
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That's not what I remember.

Posted by: Leonardo DiCaprio at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (vDqXW)

514 Yep. I've known some. They can make you doubt your own reality...it's really unnerving.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at S



same with blogs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (MTjB1)

515 Shark was hoping for a Pickled Kennedy. Yum!

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (RuIsu)

516 Trump just kicked the senate dems square in the balls,

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (Zqqs3)

517 I love it when the biologists are all 'It was a case of mistaken identity. You can tell, because the shark didn't came back and eat him...'

Like the shark is gonna walk up the beach!?

Throw his body back in there and let's see what happens.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (xbjB3)

518 If Kavanaugh is sunk because of this no Republican can be nominated for anything ever again.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (dNzKv)

519 My prediction of the MSM reaction to the documents: "It's all so complicated and dry and political, and if we tried to explain it to you it would just make your eyes cross (trust us), and anyway it's really just a distraction to make you forget about the election Trump and Putin stole!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (SN4NF)

520 How in the fuck do y'all stomach Fox news. I want to punch the tv after 5 minutes.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (EemAn)

521

True story:

Ever since I watched JAWS, I cannot stand to have my legs dangle in the water. I like my feet on the ground in the water.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (0FSyT)

522 TRUMP!

Posted by: MAGA at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (/8RAd)

523 Testifying on Monday when Kavanaugh has already been confirmed on Thursday seems kind of dumb.


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (pw+jk)



Yup. I haven't heard Grassely or Mitch make a statement that they are delaying the vote, and scheduling a hearing on Monday.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

524 If Kavanaugh is sunk because of this no Republican can be nominated for anything ever again.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (dNzKv)
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And the Republicans will be perpetual patsies for the Roy-Moore approach.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (vDqXW)

525 >>> They are pissed off about the Sharknado movies. Cultural Appropriation and no one cares.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (ijopM)

They heard the fake news their bretheren got scooped up in a sharknado during Florence and are exacting their revenge.

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (hvf9s)

526 421 'In light of the present emergency, GEOTUS will exercise certain extraordinary powers until such time as, in his estimation, the rule of law and a Republican form of government consistent with the Constitution shall have been restored in full.' - Sh!t SHS should say

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

Then reporters start getting removed from the room.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

527 I saw Hopped Up On Goofballs open up for Paul Shaffer in New York's Rockefeller Center in '86. For some reason staff kept dropping pudding and confetti off the sixth floor, so it was pretty messy.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (6eEQ+)

528 490
OMG. What a terrible way to die.



Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (//voU)

He wasn't eaten. His leg was bitten to the bone. Still....




Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM (ptqGC)

I scuba dove with a gal who lost her hand to a shark. She had a stringer full of fish she had spear shot. She was waiting at the boat ladder to climb aboard and had her hand and fish hanging in the water. The shark took he hand.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (O5bec)

529 Trump is not an internet commenter. He had this planned out for a long time.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (/tuJf)



Raises eyebrow.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (9dzlp)

530 Womp ! Womp! Womp .....how sweet the sound of PDTs clanging balls!



Peter Strozk et al be squatting to piss tonight....





Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM


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And every single one of them, brennan, comey, et. al. has gone radio/twitter silent in the last few weeks. They knew this was coming. And more importantly, they know what is in those documents and texts.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (JUOKG)

531 Judicial committee can vote to recommend on Thursday. Ford can testify to the whole senate, recorded by CSPAN, on Monday. Then confirm Cav and be done with it.

Posted by: paleRider at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (eASYU)

532 Shit, I've had someone tell a friend of mine fucked up lies about me, and when he came to me about them, and I told him that it never happened, he said "Look, I'm going to believe you, because I trust you, but I really would rather believe what [name redacted] said, because it's really funny to think you did the embarrassing shit she said you did."

Posted by: Hikaru at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (jlHSA)

533 Speafishing is a ballsy ass sport.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (xbjB3)

534 This is so weak and contrived, McConnell and grassley should have released a joint statement that her story is the fakest most contrived bullshit ever and there will be no further consideration. I think the fbi said as much in their dismissal. Even if true, who gives a fuck?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (dNzKv)

535 Yup. I haven't heard Grassely or Mitch make a statement that they are delaying the vote, and scheduling a hearing on Monday.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (lwiT4)

What I am saying.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (FTXAT)

536 'bout time

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (AJ/mV)

537 I hope they ask Professor Cray-Cray how K managed to turn up the music while attacking her in an upstairs room when the music and the party were downstairs.

Posted by: Toad-O at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (cct0t)

538 you know the democrats should know that while protesting is not my thing they are about to find out where the line is that gets me marching on washington.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (MTjB1)

539 Actually all he has to say is, I've never seen this person before in my entire life.


Posted by: lowandslow at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM

And then someone finds a Polaroid with Brett drinking and this girl sitting on the couch next to his chair...

He can't make definite statements like that unless he's SURE he has NEVER been in her presence. And I doubt he could even say that for sure. Can you name every person at every party you ever attended? No, his denials must not contain additional statements that could be invalidated.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:46 PM (SN4NF)

540 >>> Trump is not an internet commenter. He had this planned out for a long time.


Well according to the Fake News he still doesn't use a computer (with a laptop next to him IN the photo they run with the story), so....

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (hvf9s)

541

Of course the vote is delayed.

You really think they're gonna have a floor vote and THEN testify??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (0FSyT)

542 526 Then reporters start getting removed from the room.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)

Novichok. Number-One Penalty Play.

Yes, I'm horning on on someone else's gimmick.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (jlHSA)

543 Maybe we'll have a rash of tragic gun cleaning accidents in and around the beltway.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xzqr4)

544 Doesn't anybody want to hear about my awesome War Machine....?

Posted by: Rear Adm. Wm. 'Old Yellow Stain' Kristol at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (oVJmc)

545 Basically, he was doing everyting one can do to look like a seal to a hungry shark.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:39 PM

I read somewhere that sharks are surprised (not in a good way) when they mistake a human for their usual prey because humans are so bony compared to, say, a seal. They chomp on an arm or a leg and it's like, whoa, where's all the blubber? After the experimental bite the shark won't bother to eat the human. Just not up to snuff. The experimental bite is usually enough to kill the human, unfortunately.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (2NqXo)

546 I love it when the biologists are all 'It was a case of mistaken identity. You can tell, because the shark didn't came back and eat him...'

Mistaken identity? You mean the shark really wanted to kill and eat the sexy coed, but he just needed another snack in the meantime until she did body surfing too.

I heard on the radio today they've been having a lot of shark sightings on Cape Cod this summer. Been closing the beaches quite often,

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (AllCR)

547 He wasn't eaten. His leg was bitten to the bone. Still....
___________________

May not be as terrible as we imagine. People who have survived shark attacks often say they felt no pain when the shark bit off their limb, just a lot of pressure. Some said they felt no pain at all until they were rescued from the water. Some didn't even know they'd been attacked by a shark until others told them what had happened.

The guy who died over the weekend may not have known what happened, and he may not have felt any pain. We'll never know for sure, of course, but I hope for his sake that's how it was.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (fqUgw)

548 I'm tempted to ask for a link, but I don't really want to watch TFG.
Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2018 06:42 PM (sdi6R)


I never watched him once in 8 years. Not going to start now.

Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (NLLmE)

549 Speafishing is a ballsy ass sport.

Posted by: garrett


That's ... not how the spear is used.

Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (P1f+c)

550 How in the fuck do y'all stomach Fox news. I want to punch the tv after 5 minutes.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (EemAn)

I just mute it until the medicine commercials. I love the medicine commercials.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xNQI9)

551
How long before the media and the democrats cry foul and say Trump is jeopardizing the security of the Intelligence Community by releasing the unredacted stuff?

About 15 minutes ago

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (TAmPV)

552 542. Heh.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (fA1SL)

553 I think it's time for Kavanaugh to hold a press conference, hold up a picture of Ford and simply state: "I wouldn't f*ck her with your dick. Next question?"

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 17, 2018 06:48 PM (koNhm)

554 well we don't know what's in the pages yet.


I was all the way in Page's _____
*smirk*

Posted by: Pzeter Strzok at September 17, 2018 06:48 PM (786Ro)

555 He wasn't eaten. His leg was bitten to the bone. Still....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:40 PM


The shark's name was Bad. He was being paged.

"Bad to the bone. BBBBBBad to the bone."

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 17, 2018 06:48 PM (ctuyM)

556 Of course the vote is delayed.



You really think they're gonna have a floor vote and THEN testify??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (0FSyT)

OR the report of Monday testimony is fake as a three dollar bill.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 06:48 PM (FTXAT)

557 510
467


Ford's testimony will go South when she starts muttering about the strawberries.



Is the two-drink minimum in effect tonight? I always tip the waitstaff well.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)


If she does not come out with some very specific specifics then Kavanuagh should just give it the old I can't remember.
I give this a 67% chance of being a losing shit show for the dems.

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (9dzlp)

558 *slaps down a Benjamin*


I'm out.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

559 You really think they're gonna have a floor vote and THEN testify??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (0FSyT)

For some reason a few people here are really invested in Senate leadership finally doing the right thing this time despite the past 20 years or so of them folding like a cheap tent.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (rnXGe)

560 Trump is releasing the documents to distract from the SERIOUS allegations that Kavanaugh raped and murdered a 17 year old.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (dNzKv)

561 462
kav has nothing to worry about, he simply has to stay with "I did cop a
feel", where as she is exposed to all the inconsistencies of her
statements.



Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:36 PM (MTjB1)

---

He doesn't even have to do that.



1) I never met this girl, who would have been 2 years my junior in high school.



2) I never attended a party like this.



3) I don't know what her problem is.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (vDqXW)

Kavanaugh's mother was also a federal judge, and apparently in 1996, had the Skank's mother in bankruptcy, and she lost her house.

I speculate there is some connection to this and the Skank's memory.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (UsCnO)

562 >>I read somewhere that sharks are surprised (not in a good way) when they mistake a human for their usual prey because humans are so bony compared to, say, a seal. They chomp on an arm or a leg and it's like, whoa, where's all the blubber? After the experimental bite the shark won't bother to eat the human. Just not up to snuff. The experimental bite is usually enough to kill the human, unfortunately.

Mostly true.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)

563 I think it's time for Kavanaugh to hold a press conference, hold up a
picture of Ford and simply state: "I wouldn't f*ck her with your dick.
Next question?"


"How drunk would I have to have been...???"

Posted by: Rear Adm. Wm. 'Old Yellow Stain' Kristol at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (oVJmc)

564 The "vote delayed" is a "sources say" story as far as I can tell from the innertubes.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

565 *** pops up **** Looks around ****
Nope, still no ropes, still no lampposts and STILL NO HELICOPTERS!
****goes back into burrow to wait to see shadow ****

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (mvvCm)

566 Ford's testimony will go South when she starts muttering about the strawberries.



***
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 06:43 PM (UsCnO)

I predict a Strozk-esque performance.

Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (Z48ZB)

567 Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (2NqXo)

Cue the Lena Dunham jokes in 3... 2...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (BRvh1)

568 So...

Is this obstructing justice or....

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (gxRqA)

569 550
How in the fuck do y'all stomach Fox news. I want to punch the tv after 5 minutes.



Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (EemAn)



I just mute it until the medicine commercials. I love the medicine commercials.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xNQI9)

Don't watch it?

Posted by: President Heywood Jablowme at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (9dzlp)

570 Speafishing is a ballsy ass sport.
Posted by: garrett

=====

That's ... not how the spear is used.
Posted by: mikeski at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM


Well, that's not how you use your spear.

Posted by: Shep at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (ctuyM)

571 This is going to be a nut punch for the left who thought Mueller was going to flip Manafort or Cohen or Flynn or somebody for the last year and a half and now it is blowing up in their faces. If this doesn't energize Republicans nothing ever will.
Posted by: JackStraw


I think Trump wanted to do this AFTER Kavanaugh was confirmed, to really keep the Dems reeling.

But this is now also a PR play for getting Kavanaugh over the finish line. When the texts come out and show how underhanded this all was, the Democrats in the Senate will have less credibility, and the RINO fence straddlers will be pushed over to vote for Kavanaugh.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (S6Pax)

572 Kav has hired a heavy hitting lawyer because of this kooky Ford woman.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (CE6iV)

573 I never got a good look at her face as it was covered by a pillow at the time. But I don't think it was her.

Posted by: Brett "Moose" Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (koNhm)

574 526 421 'In light of the present emergency, GEOTUS will exercise certain extraordinary powers until such time as, in his estimation, the rule of law and a Republican form of government consistent with the Constitution shall have been restored in full.' - Sh!t SHS should say

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 17, 2018 06:32 PM (fA1SL)

Then reporters start getting removed from the room.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 06:45 PM (4ErVI)


Stop teasing me like that.

Posted by: rickl at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (sdi6R)

575 I heard on the radio today they've been having a lot
of shark sightings on Cape Cod this summer. Been closing the beaches
quite often,


Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM

---

Colder water attracts seals which in turn attracts predators that prey on seals.......

It's all sciency and stuff.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (JUOKG)

576 I just mute it until the medicine commercials. I love the medicine commercials.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xNQI9)

Yeah....the possible side effects are a hoot.

Posted by: BignJames at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (0+nbW)

577 I read somewhere that sharks are surprised (not in a good way) when they mistake a human for their usual prey because humans are so bony compared to, say, a seal. They chomp on an arm or a leg and it's like, whoa, where's all the blubber? After the experimental bite the shark won't bother to eat the human. Just not up to snuff. The experimental bite is usually enough to kill the human, unfortunately.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (2NqXo)



Neoprene wetsuits are certainly not tasty.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (ujg0T)

578 Fox News is literally leaving shit out about this woman. Holy shit they are treating her like a goddess.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (EemAn)

579 >>543
Maybe we'll have a rash of tragic gun cleaning accidents in and around the beltway.

We're here to help.

Posted by: DC Suicide Hotline at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (r9UYA)

580 452 Odds on Barry Obama's unredacted name coming up?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 06:37 PM (ptqGC)
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Yeah, I think it's guaranteed that there are more text messages (at least) that mention King Putt. I'm just hoping there's at least one revealing that he directed the whole thing.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 06:51 PM (HiLJ1)

581 >>I read somewhere that sharks are surprised (not in a good way) when they mistake a human for their usual prey because humans are so bony compared to, say, a seal. They chomp on an arm or a leg and it's like, whoa, where's all the blubber?


Yeah. This is bullshit.

You should see the shit they pull out of the stomachs of a Large Great White. They'll eat just about anyfuckingthing.

Sharks generally stun / kill then pick apart their prey. They swim away, come back and tear a piece or two off...repeat until gone or they lose interest.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:51 PM (xbjB3)

582 Kavanaugh's not some swamp-creature rookie. He's basically a curly-hair's breadth away from the Supreme Court itself.

I think it's safe to assume this guy knows how to stick to:

"Yes"
"No"
"I Do Not Recall"

... then pad the rest with legally meaningless banter.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 06:52 PM (BRvh1)

583 >>> I heard on the radio today they've been having a lot of shark sightings on Cape Cod this summer. Been closing the beaches quite often,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (AllCR)

One theory as to why is that the seal population is over protected now by the eco crazies, thus has had an explosion in numbers over the past decade or so and gotten huge and lazy. Easy pickings for sharks. Prefer the same sand banks as humans for resting. Thus more sharks are seen.

The left will of course tell you that it's Globull Worming, OMG you guys!!!

Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:52 PM (hvf9s)

584 How in the fuck do y'all stomach Fox news. I want to punch the tv after 5 minutes.



Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (EemAn)



I just mute it until the medicine commercials. I love the medicine commercials.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xNQI9)

It's wall to wall medicine commercials.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:52 PM (EemAn)

585 Sharks generally stun / kill then pick apart their
prey. They swim away, come back and tear a piece or two off...repeat
until gone or they lose interest.





Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:51 PM (xbjB3)



So, a cat. Outta water.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:52 PM (lwiT4)

586 A study done by some animal behaviorists found that most shark attacks on scuba divers were NOT attempts at an easy lunch. Apparently sharks have a very different way of attacking prey as opposed to other predators they see as competition, and most scuba divers fall into the latter category in the shark's mind.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:53 PM (SN4NF)

587 Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 06:50 PM (CE6iV)

Well, he's a lawyer. I think he knew he had to hire someone heavy hitting.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:53 PM (AllCR)

588 Yeah, I think it's guaranteed that there are more
text messages (at least) that mention King Putt. I'm just hoping
there's at least one revealing that he directed the whole thing.


Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 06:51 PM

---

I doubt there will be anything directly from obama, but I could be wrong.

Remember there has never been a single shred of documented evidence that mr. hilter directed the holocaust to occur.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 06:53 PM (JUOKG)

589 You should see the shit they pull out of the stomachs of a Large Great White. They'll eat just about anyfuckingthing.

Sharks generally stun / kill then pick apart their prey. They swim away, come back and tear a piece or two off...repeat until gone or they lose interest.

Posted by: garrett at S




you know what else? scientists are always talking about how rare shark attacks are, they do not count people who are shipwrecked when they tally attacks. so, the guys from the indiana would not be added to the tally. when a ferry goes down in indonesia, no one gets eaten by sharks, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:53 PM (MTjB1)

590 The "vote delayed" is a "sources say" story as far as I can tell from the innertubes.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

Grassley has said he will talk to anyone who has information before the Thursday vote but the Thursday vote is not changing. I don't see him changing that in the midst of the Democrats showing their asses (excuse my language) by boycotting Kavanaugh's appearance that is going on right now.

I am sure one of the Dems is taking advantage of the committee being in session (and Grassley being unavailable for comment) to try and sow discord.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 06:54 PM (FTXAT)

591 Nood.

Ace has gone and centered the new thread again.

Posted by: Off the reservation at September 17, 2018 06:54 PM (vWMNq)

592 Triple A should say he is gay. That would end it all on Monday.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:54 PM (EemAn)

593 I am sure the surf / body boards and wet suits confuse them...but leave that body in the water and they'll eat it.

Sharks eat the fuck out of people during shipwrecks.

The whole notion of them not eating people is a bullshit Biologist canard.

Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 06:54 PM (xbjB3)

594 Grassley, Mitch, et al...

GROW A SACK AND HAVE THE VOTE, DAMMIT.

I'm am seriously fed up with this reflexive apology bullshit. This a. NEVER HAPPENED and b. SEE "A".

Fight, you surrender monkeys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 17, 2018 06:54 PM (gxRqA)

595 It is recommended you punch sharks in the nose. I guess they really don't like that and will turn away. I have no idea how I know this.

Now that I've typed it, I wonder if it is even true.

Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (ijopM)

596


you know what else? scientists are always talking about how rare shark attacks are


Yeah, I always thought that was a load of horseshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (0FSyT)

597 The glorious trolls are here.

Posted by: Peace be Still at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (LIhNq)

598 The release stated something like "All texts related to collusion investigation" or something similar, so sexy time stuff stays private.

Which means we are about to learn that "we're going to frame this guy" is actually foreplay, so no can do on the declasdification.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (2xR5z)

599 Hearing set for Monday for Kavanaugh and that nutcase.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (tOHeO)

600 How in the fuck do y'all stomach Fox news. I want to punch the tv after 5 minutes.

Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 06:44 PM (EemAn)

I just mute it until the medicine commercials. I love the medicine commercials.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (xNQI9)
............

I like the NewDayUSA chick.

Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (HgMAr)

601 Odd what the mind can do. Got stuck waiting for the boat after a dive because a sprained ankle could get back against the current. so they waited for all to board and then came and got me. i was floating with my BC inflated for about 20 minutes getting farther from the boat. Now I KNEW there were no sharks cause I had just dove there, but there was some debris on the surface every time a something bumped me. well, I kinda got a little startled....and looked real hard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (O5bec)

602

What's the animal they always told us "they're as afraid of you as you are of them?"

My ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (0FSyT)

603 583 >>> I heard on the radio today they've been having a lot of shark sightings on Cape Cod this summer. Been closing the beaches quite often,
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 06:47 PM (AllCR)


Rosie O'Donnell been going to the beaches a lot this year? I mean she's the shark equivalent to the Golden Corral.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (8Ls/+)

604 I doubt there will be anything directly from obama, but I could be wrong.
--

I don't expect that either. What I meant was that I hope at least one of the texts from Strock or Paige make it clear that Bambi was directing things.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (HiLJ1)

605 sharks are cocksuckers

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (MTjB1)

606 Ford's testimony will go South when she starts muttering about the strawberries.


Mr. Grassley, you may tell the crew for me that there are four ways of doing things aboard this committee: The right way, the wrong way, the Senatorial way, and my way -- the batshit crazy slanderous drunken false-memory pussyhat wearing #resist way. They do things my way, and we'll get along.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Queeg at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (786Ro)

607 This is ILLEGAL and I will not allow it!!

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge - at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (6Tvnv)

608 The judiciary committee vote is Thursday. As far as I know that has not changed. Grassley can hold a hearing next Monday on this, which may or may not affect the floor vote.


A caller to Rush today commented on the deep state declassification. The media's most effective tactic is simply ignoring stories. They can't do that with Trump.


The true power of the bully pulpit. The media is FORCED to cover it. Thus Trump has what the GOP usually does not. The fucking floor. And the media can't bury that!!!

Posted by: prescient11 at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM (q+HNC)

609 Wooderson Kavanaugh: "Holy shit they are treating her like a goddess."

...and this, gentle viewer, is how we make the sausage.

Posted by: FOXNews et al. at September 17, 2018 06:57 PM (6eEQ+)

610

nood

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 17, 2018 06:57 PM (0FSyT)

611 589 You should see the shit they pull out of the stomachs of a Large Great White. They'll eat just about anyfuckingthing.

Sharks generally stun / kill then pick apart their prey. They swim away, come back and tear a piece or two off...repeat until gone or they lose interest.

Posted by: garrett at S




you know what else? scientists are always talking about how rare shark attacks are, they do not count people who are shipwrecked when they tally attacks. so, the guys from the indiana would not be added to the tally. when a ferry goes down in indonesia, no one gets eaten by sharks, ever.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:53 PM (MTjB1)

I'm sure the sailors on the USS Indianapolis in '45 were glad they were never put on the list that year.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at September 17, 2018 06:58 PM (8Ls/+)

612 you know what else? scientists are always talking
about how rare shark attacks are, they do not count people who are
shipwrecked when they tally attacks. so, the guys from the indiana
would not be added to the tally. when a ferry goes down in indonesia,
no one gets eaten by sharks, ever.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 06:53 PM

It's not so much scientists say this, as statisticians do. And they're correct that the odds of ANY person getting attacked by a shark are very low. That's because most people on Earth don't live on the coast of an ocean! Ask any surfer if they know someone who's been bit by a shark. If they don't, they haven't been surfing very long.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 06:58 PM (SN4NF)

613 Born in Indonesia
Mama had amnesia
King Putt...

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 17, 2018 06:58 PM (RuIsu)

614 Hmmm - the Trump declassification of this is a master stroke of strategy, come to think of it. All dem senators will have to choose between commenting and addressing the now unredacted , clearly illegal and directed by the Obama Administration/ Clinton operatives' FISA warrants/ spying or their working to try and gin up another "hey I remember playing beer pong with Kavanaugh in 8th grade and he cheated . . . and gave me a wet willy too!" "accuser" faux outrage. Plus the general public outrage will be focused on the spying issue thus providing cover for Kavanaugh over the weekend. It will not be good optics for the dem despite the lying MSM spinning this.

Posted by: Publius Redux at September 17, 2018 06:58 PM (mvvCm)

615 Hearing set for Monday for Kavanaugh and that nutcase.

Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 06:55 PM (tOHeO)

Sources say...

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 06:59 PM (FTXAT)

616 every time a something bumped me. well, I kinda got a little startled....and looked real hard.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 17, 2018 06:56 PM


Was it good for you, too, Goose?

Posted by: Gander at September 17, 2018 06:59 PM (ctuyM)

617 The next Supreme Court session begins a week from next Monday. They only need to delay a few more days after Monday, so bet there will be more witnesses needed.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (rnXGe)



You keep saying this but I get what your point is. Nothing prevents Kav from ruling on every case. I think an appointment after the start of the term isn't even close to unprecedented. He can read the oral arguments. He's probably already read all the briefs, they aren't classified. He decides what case to recuse himself from and I'm betting the answer will be none if the Democrats delay him past the start of the term.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

618 sorry, don't get what your point is




FMF

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 07:00 PM (yQpMk)

619 not so much scientists say this, as statisticians do. And they're correct that the odds of ANY person getting attacked by a shark are very low. That's because most people on Earth don't live on the coast of an ocean! Ask any surfer if they know someone who's been bit by a shark. If they don't, they haven't been surfing very long.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at S



not that they are calculating the odds of being eaten by a shark but that they are excluding attacks because of locations and situation. when a shark comes into shore they consider that a shark coming into a human zone and attacking. when there is a shipwreck and sharks "eat the fuck out of people" they do not include those in the tally because the people were in the shark's zone, so it was not the shark's fault it was the people's.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 07:01 PM (MTjB1)

620 They chomp on an arm or a leg and it's like, whoa, where's all the blubber? After the experimental bite the shark won't bother to eat the human.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 17, 2018 06:49 PM (/tuJf)
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Well, supposedly one of the human defense mechanisms is that we, like toads, taste bad, which discourages most animals from wanting to eat us.

A "man-eating tiger" is a tiger that has developed a taste for this delicacy.

Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 07:01 PM (vDqXW)

621 and of course I'm willowed

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

622 169 My boner just made a shish kebab of all the outer planets.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 06:08 PM (NWiLs)

https://youtu.be/2CCI-UZtEi4

Posted by: mellow at September 17, 2018 07:02 PM (zAHgE)

623
The next Supreme Court session begins a week from next Monday. They
only need to delay a few more days after Monday, so bet there will be
more witnesses needed.



Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at September 17, 2018 06:38 PM (rnXGe)

I have found no statement from Grassley or McConnell saying there will be Monday hearings. "Sources say" doesn't cut it.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 07:07 PM (FTXAT)

624 I fixed the post to include the tweet I meant to include.

Posted by: ace at September 17, 2018 07:12 PM (PA9oZ)

625 54 We can haz hangings now?
Posted by: Jane D'oh



Let the hangings continue until morale improves - amongst the deplorables!

Posted by: Unredacted Deplorable at September 17, 2018 07:21 PM (uU9xW)

626 Gak

Posted by: Gak at September 17, 2018 07:25 PM (taYhJ)

627 I haven't read upthread so many people smarter than I have probably already pointed this out, but we will now also be able to show which Democrats or officials lied about the contents of these documents. Before Schiff and others could play all cutesy. Now it will be plain who lied and who did not.

The press will make sure these things are not pointed out. But hopefully someone else will, as usual, do their job for them.

Posted by: Thatch at September 17, 2018 07:46 PM (60Hn+)

628 Activate ]SESSIONS[

Posted by: Nor at September 17, 2018 08:56 PM (5YXr/)

629 The left will of course tell you that it's Globull Worming, OMG you guys!!!
Posted by: LizLem at September 17, 2018 06:52

I've read that MA has done environmentally cool stuff like encouraging more seals. Nice. At the expense of them attacking humans.

That's the leftist view, animals are more important than humans. *spit*

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 09:13 PM (yJ1e6)

630 Huh? Schiff says Trump's release of this info is an "abuse of power"? WTF? Letting the American public know what these scurrilous assholes were doing is an abuse of power?

He's a corrupt POS.

Posted by: Farmer at September 17, 2018 09:24 PM (yJ1e6)

631 My prediction: Democrats will insist that the Trump-Russia conspiracy theory was entirely a red-on-red, Bill Kristol, #NeverTrump thing done entirely out of pro-Jeb spite which no Democrats ever had a hand in. There will be suggestions that the Weekly Standard and Washington Free Beacon are fake news outlets similar to InfoWars and should be likewise deplatformed as trusted news sites on social media. It will focus on the Republican party identification of Comey, Mueller, McCabe, et al.

Thereafter, there will be a slow, subtle, but certain manipulation of the Democrat base by ShareBlue and others to "unthing" paranoid Russsia talk and the Mueller investigation. Once it's clear and indisputable that Trump-Russia was a ratfuck carried out among Strzok, Page, McCabe, et al, the only thing left to put beyond a reasonable doubt is the Clinton, Shearer, Blumenthal, Winner, Kerry, Obama, Rice, Brennan, Powers part of it. They don't want it to get there.

Part one will unfold by first week of October. The other part will be complete by a month after the election.

By February, the CNN will be asserting with an open face that Democrats only ever opposed Trump on the policies and that the abuse of the FBI by Republicans to settle an internecine ideological conflict is yet further evidence that no variety of Republican is "moderate" enough to be trusted. Also with an open face, they will point to the progressive Democrats' continuous and longstanding opposition to the power of federal investigators and foreign intelligence services, reaching back to the Church Committee and revalations of the FBI's targeting of civil rights and anti-war activists in the 60s.

Posted by: Jummy at September 17, 2018 11:35 PM (QiyLx)

632 Good.

But even better, and just as necessary, he should also order the release of all documents concerning the investigation into Clinton's private server.

Posted by: PhilD at September 18, 2018 01:40 AM (JxWgV)

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