aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com
CBD:
cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com
Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
petmorons at gee mail.com
J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
#MeSue: Asia Argento Threatens Lawsuit Against Fellow Nutter Rose McGowan
Asia Argento is threatening legal action against Rose McGowan. On Twitter, Argento gave McGowan 24 hours to retract claims she made detailing how she discovered that Argento had reportedly paid off actor Jimmy Bennett, who alleges the actress assaulted him when he was 17 years old. "Dear @RoseMcGowan," Argento tweeted."It is with genuine regret that I am giving you 24 hours to retract and apologise for the horrendous lies made against me in your statement of August 27th. If you fail to address this libel I will have no option other than to take immediate legal action." ... After the story broke, McGowan said that her partner, Rain Dove, told her that Argento said she had slept with Bennett when he was underage and that she had been receiving unsolicited nude photos of Bennett since he was 12 years old.
Rain Dove? These people are nuttier than a Snickers bar.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:33 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 03:33 PM (U+Cwa)
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 03:34 PM (T4oHT)
Best 2 / 3 takes it.
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 03:33 PM (U+Cwa)
Rewind that match to 1999 and I'll referee.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:34 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 03:34 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2018 03:35 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:35 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: steevy at September 17, 2018 03:35 PM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:35 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (fp5Xy)
Posted by: Mike at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (c056A)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (U+Cwa)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (PkIg+)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (7ZVPa)
Still still need more scotch
Posted by: Skip at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (yEr34)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
I believe, the AoSHQ Style Guide mandates the usage of "Nuttier than a squirrel turd".
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:37 PM (Kq2SQ)
I'm speechless.
That goofy looking dude has a successful modeling career?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 03:37 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 17, 2018 03:37 PM (BWL+E)
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: pookysgirl at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (J+mig)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
It's a guy, believe it or not. But the lesbian assumption is understandable.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Little Lupe Occasional-Communist at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (hECVl)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
It's a guy, believe it or not. But the lesbian assumption is understandable.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (ujg0T)
Tranny. Born with an innie, then got the addadick Bofta treatment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (yEr34)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (+y/Ru)
Dodged a bullet, but didn't make it past the doorknob.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (Kq2SQ)
'Unprovoked shark attack'? WTF is a 'provoked' shark attack?
''Hey, you -- yeah you -- you big pussy great white shark. Tell your mother she was great last night.''
That?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: random dude at September 17, 2018 03:40 PM (UDXIi)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 03:40 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: m at September 17, 2018 03:40 PM (yEr34)
Rain Dove
Hurricane Florence
I'll take "Names of things that blow" for $800, Alex.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 03:40 PM (jxbfJ)
They both are getting exactly what they want, PR, since they both fell off the Buzzfeed Useless Scrunt of the Week List...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ripley at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (ujg0T)
Tranny. Born with an innie, then got the addadick Bofta treatment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (bcbK
Not the whackadick? He looks sort of male.
The Wikipedia entry for "it" has to be a joke.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (ujg0T)
They both are getting exactly what they want, PR, since they both fell off the Buzzfeed Useless Scrunt of the Week List...
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (UFLLM)
Good point. It would not be surprising if they have worked this out in advance.
Posted by: m at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (yEr34)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (IqOTP)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (eSx+E)
++++++++
Modern English can help.
https://youtu.be/LuN6gs0AJls
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (eSx+E)
George Glass was the best looking boyfriend I ever had. *sigh*
Posted by: Jan who is totally not lying at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (IqV8l)
"340 Would it be wrong to feed these people to Hyenas then shoot the Hyenas?
Posted by: Yersinia Clinton at September 17, 2018 02:30 PM (FUy6n)"
And I gotta say it seems pretty spot-on for this thread, too.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (58Au8)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (eSx+E)
-
I'm transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (9qZ3S)
Rain Dove is non-gendered. Put up a photo for a giant laugh.
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2018 03:35 PM
He's a super-freak. He's super-freaky.
Posted by: Shep! at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (ujg0T)
Tranny. Born with an innie, then got the addadick Bofta treatment.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:39 PM (bcbK
Not the whackadick? He looks sort of male.
The Wikipedia entry for "it" has to be a joke.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (ujg0T)
Yeah but who is the joke on?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK8)
Scientifically,Snicker's bars contain peanuts, which are legumes, not nuts.
You don't know what you are talking about.
Trump supporters are sadly ignorant.
Posted by: N. deGrasse Tyson at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (bcbK
Hamonia, the goddess of sanity, obviously.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (J+mig)
............
No Old Man Balls for you.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:42 PM (eSx+E)
+++++++++++
That could cost *way* too much, for many reasons like:
1) We'd have to build a lot of prisons
2) The number of guards would need to swell to keep order. A lot.
3) Just running the kitchens to conform to all their loony diets would break the bank
We should just go conquer some G_d-forsaken Pacific atoll and make 'em a colony. Anyone want the over on whether it becomes a successful nation-state at some point?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (I2dne)
And in other news Christine Ford remembers both women were at the party
that totally happened with Brett Kavanugh...along with her boyfriend
George Glass who had just flown in from Canada.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (eSx+E)
George Glass was the best looking boyfriend I ever had. *sigh*
Posted by: Jan who is totally not lying at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (Z48ZB)
So she had a boyfriend from Canada? In high school? And she went up to a bedroom with guys?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
Corey Feldman would argue the latter, but with the multigenerational Commiewood ones, who knows? They are probably the closest thing to a Birth Aristocracy the USA has.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (J+mig)
''Hey, you -- yeah you -- you big pussy great white shark. Tell your mother she was great last night.''
I'd call this a provoked shark attack:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqbpYuMU-nM
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (9qZ3S)
Posted by: What happened to the New Power Generation? at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (ILHog)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (J+mig)
The goddess of ham...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (bcbK8)
And in other news Christine Ford remembers both women were at the party
that totally happened with Brett Kavanugh...along with her boyfriend
George Glass who had just flown in from Canada.
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:38 PM (eSx+E)
See? Marx Bros. movie.
I could see all of them switching sleeper berths on a train and running up and down the aisle cavorting and jumping all over each other while attempting rape and forgetting or misremembering what month/year it was.
Cause that's how Groucho, Harpo and Chico roll. and Margaret Dumont.
Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (DJFLF)
We've examined the evidence and arrived at the conclusion that 3,500 Puerto Ricans were raped by Justice Kavanaugh at that high school party.
Posted by: Statistical Analysis Department of Puerto Rico at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (Tm+wy)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (PkIg+)
Harry Reid is very jealous.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (OD2ni)
Bennett when he was underage and that she had been receiving unsolicited
nude photos of Bennett since he was 12 years old.
I think finding the collage of naked pictures Asia kept on a wall in her bedroom is what drove Anthony Bourdain over the edge.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (ILHog)
And all of the whores will cry Alas, Babylon!
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: What happened to the New Power Generation? at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (SN4NF)
Bimf! (when two doves collide)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Not a Brady Bunch fan, I take it?
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
Sounds credible.
Posted by: Haven Monahan at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (v1udk)
++++++++++
Let's get this out of the way. What's "BOFA" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (BSsP5)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, but still a Marine at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (XOHPU)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (EemAn)
Anne Hathaway: "Whiteness and straightness are NOT OK!"
Interviewer: "Everything you know is wrong."
Asia Argento: "Rain Dove and I are suing Rose."
Interviewer: "Would you both please climb back into whatever fetid latrine you slithered out of?"
Posted by: gp at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (mk9aG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (a0IVu)
So she had a boyfriend from Canada? In high school? And she went up to a bedroom with guys?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at September 17, 2018 03:44 PM (jxbfJ)
****
so if she remembers when canucki came down to visit, she remembers the month, amirite?
Posted by: kallisto at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Jan who is totally"
Heh. George Glass was the original Haven Monahan.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (OD2ni)
Which "she" is this referring to? I don't know what a Rain Dove is but I'm guessing it doesn't go by "he", being a "partner" ... but who knows?
Back when Bennett was 12 would those be actual paper photos - developed at Fotomat type photos - or Weiner-type internet dick photos?
This article poses a lot more questions than it answers ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (I2dne)
I still read that and think B of A bank. I'm old.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (kca06)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 03:45 PM (v1udk)
++++++++++
Let's get this out of the way. What's "BOFA" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (I2dne)
It means BOFA Deez Nutz are fake!!!
...I denounce myself.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (a0IVu)
A wet bird.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (ptqGC)
Guess I better get in touch with Fen. And thanks for your prayers. Means a lot.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (kG5hP)
Posted by: Drooling CNN Actor at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (FUy6n)
___
MARSHA MARSHA MARSHA!
Posted by: Jan Brady at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (eSx+E)
Posted by: Mr. T at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (pZ9BJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Minuteman at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (0uBKR)
Posted by: Drooling CNN Actor at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (kG5hP)
Hugs, Jewells...
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (v1udk)
So, you see, if everyone had their own personal pronoun then this confusion wouldn't exist! Sort of like "names" ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (RU6DO)
***
Hey Jan was crazy in an eccentric way. She wasn't evil!
Posted by: 18-1 at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (eSx+E)
But no, make the lawyers rich. Stoopid!
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (kG5hP)
Prayers and hugs, Jewells.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: kallisto
That's where it gets tricky.
Canada has different names for the months.
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (BSsP5)
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (BSsP5)
+++++++
I hear they also metricated time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (EemAn)
Interviewer: "Everything you know is wrong."
I guess it is not surprising that Anne HAthaway is an idiot. I still enjoyed looking at her in the catwoman outfit in The Dark Knight Rises.
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (OD2ni)
https://www.dictionary.com/e/slang/bofa/
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 03:49 PM (v1udk)
I see ... idiot-speak.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (RU6DO)
Someone's asking about BOFA?
BOFA DEEZ NUTZ!
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (NWiLs)
I'm waiting for someone to name their newborn, Deez Nutz. Deez Nutz Jones.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Insomniac
>Well, I guess we can say we're caught up to currebt trends now.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (ILHog)
Posted by: Drooling CNN Actor at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (a0IVu)
I had to google Rain Dove.
I'm speechless.
That goofy looking dude has a successful modeling career?
Posted by: bonhomme at September 17, 2018 03:37 PM (9qZ3S)
It looks like Lyle Lovett and k.d. lang had a...uh, produced an offspring.
Posted by: Bert G at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (uiwCw)
its like a square dance where they change partners, but its really a parallelepiped dance.
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (BSsP5)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (0OmEj)
Actually, I have to give it to Rose McGowan. Sure, she is a leftist moonbat, but she is one that honestly calls out the creepy leftist males, while Asia Argento would fellate them for "the cause".
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:52 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (BSsP5)
+++++++
I hear they also metricated time.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:50 PM (I2dne)
The Canadian parliament is passing a bill regulating penis length and scrotal hairiness.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 17, 2018 03:52 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: mapleback Moron at September 17, 2018 03:52 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Insomniac
>Well, I guess we can say we're caught up to currebt trends now.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic
Pull muh finger.
Now we're caught up.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:52 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 03:52 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Marcus T at September 17, 2018 03:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (EemAn)
Guess I better get in touch with Fen. And thanks for your prayers. Means a lot.
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 17, 2018 03:48 PM (kG5hP)
Jewells, I am so sorry. Absolutely will pray for her. Hugs to you.
Posted by: moki at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (mFoNl)
''Hey, you -- yeah you -- you big pussy great white shark. Tell your mother she was great last night.''
That?
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
---------
Thanks FMN - I need a laugh on this rotten Monday. Now to grab more paper towels to clean up my mess that's all over my laptop screen.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (Fgc0C)
Posted by: Diogenes at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (OUaW7)
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (+P/+8)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (pZ9BJ)
Baby Ruth.
Nutrageous.
Almond Joy.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (+P/+
Mars
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 03:47 PM (a0IVu)
I think it's a brand of lawn sprinklers.
Posted by: Bert G at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (uiwCw)
-
Landing in a typhoon.
https://youtu.be/eFrUsS3685w
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (+y/Ru)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:36 PM (ptqGC)
NO, we call him... Lonesome Dove
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (EemAn)
I have often wondered if that bizarre movie was (then terminally ill) Stanley Kubrick's parting shot at Creepy Commiewood.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (NWiLs)
That's quality, Ace.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM
BOFA DEEZ NUTS, BOYEEE!!!
Posted by: Guy who can't wait to hear "What's BOFA mean?" at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: cheri at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (G2Zg6)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Cuppa. Cuppa Deez Nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (Kq2SQ)
---------
Six inches still sounds bigger than 16 centimeters.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (9MKXa)
'It' is a non-gendered pronoun.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (oVJmc)
That coupling would look like Cubist Manga.
Not that I am sure what Manga is...
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (BkviO)
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (bxdEy)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (Jv60O)
Gary Hartpence, Barry Soetero, William Blyth, it's aliases all the way down
Posted by: x at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (IqV8l)
rainy got asia to admit things.
asia is using this as a means to a) clear her name and b) not pay the kid the remaining monies bourdain agreed to.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (Tm+wy)
1 part blue curacao
1 part melted chocolate
1 part saline solution
ingest ocularly, then shoot yourself.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
Settle it yourselves.
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Cuppa. Cuppa Deez Nuts.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (Kq2SQ)
Fonda.
Handel.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (NWiLs)
its like a square dance where they change partners, but its really a parallelepiped dance.
Posted by: JT at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (BSsP5)
Spin yer partner round and round.
Throw your partner on the ground...
Now doe see doe...
Posted by: Bugs Bunny calling the square dance at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (9MKXa)
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Gotcha - How can he say that when the accuser hasn't even identified the date or location of the party?
Posted by: The Left at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (St5qb)
Whaaaaa?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (W+vEI)
1 part blue curacao
1 part melted chocolate
1 part saline solution
ingest ocularly, then shoot yourself.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (BRvh1)
Heroin sidecar.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: wooga at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (UUw96)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (Kq2SQ)
Fonda.
Handel.
Posted by: Insomniac
Likka.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) uses it in a sentence at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (ptqGC)
+++++++++
Homing pigeons are disqualified from celebrity naming. They're useful, so they're off the list of possibles.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Anthony Bourdain at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (ggIM9)
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (xBSm0)
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (Kq2SQ)
Fonda.
Handel.
Posted by: Insomniac
Likka.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (Kq2SQ)
Strzok
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Fritz at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (kUcSz)
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Fvck, murder, kill.
Rain Dove
Lyle Lovett
Ric Ocasek
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (St5qb)
or peanuts, but penis is funnier.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (FUy6n)
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Lotsa parents are careful about introductions and chaperonage at parties.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Benji Carver at September 17, 2018 03:57 PM (OD2ni)
********************
What's he saying?
Posted by: redridinghood at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (hECVl)
Not the best representative of the #metoo movement.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (Jv60O)
I saw where the wild horses of the Outer Banks made it through okay. They can sense when a bad storm is approaching, get to higher ground, and cluster together.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (oVJmc)
Everywhere are Freaks, and Hairies,
Dykes and Fairies,
Tell me, where is sanity?
Posted by: Bugs Bunny calling the square dance at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Max Power at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
Why, the answer's simple really.
Just do what the Ruskies did: Remove money.
Posted by: Delaforce the Air Mechanic at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (ILHog)
Posted by: The Left at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
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Maybe he never went to a pool party where there was alcohol late at night, without adult supervision.
The more details Ford gives, the easier it is to disqualify whether or not you've ever been to a party like that.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Tess Stickles at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (BRvh1)
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Lotsa parents are careful about introductions and chaperonage at parties.
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (MIKMs)
And some just toss all the car keys in a bowl.
Right?
Please?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 03:59 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (NWiLs)
What about small squishy heaps?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at September 17, 2018 03:59 PM (iwUO9)
Who ARE these people? Asia? Rain? Nude 12 year olds?!?!?
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 03:34 PM (Z48ZB)
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This is our new, improved, Democrat party!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 03:59 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
But Candy loves BOFA.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 03:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 03:59 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (BkviO)
Posted by: Brett Kavanaugh's Gigantic Swinging Balls at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (kUcSz)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (EemAn)
The Symbolic Protest Electoral votes of 2016:
Colin Powell 3 (WA)
John Kasich 1 (TX)
Ron Paul 1 (TX)
Bernie Sanders 1 (HI)
Faith Spotted Eagle 1 (WA)
Three of whom were not even running in 2016!
2 RINOs, 1 Paul Cultist, and 2 Watermelons
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (ujg0T)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)
or peanuts, but penis is funnier.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
PenisMightier
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (Et1Ic)
i though rain dove was a brand of sprinkler. you know, the ones that go tchk. tchk. tchk. tchk. tchktchktchktchk. tchk. tchk. tchk. tchk.
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (NmR1a)
Last I heard, Australia had a minimum breast size for porn.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (ac9RA)
Posted by: Kanye at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (kUcSz)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 03:51 PM (EemAn)
I have often wondered if that bizarre movie was (then terminally ill) Stanley Kubrick's parting shot at Creepy Commiewood.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:53 PM (ujg0T)
It's almost as if Stanley knew that future digital technology (DVD) would allow his movies to be decodrd or something.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: wooga at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (UUw96)
Posted by: Shemp Smith, Coprophile at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Mike
Our Cultural Overlords are beautiful and brave and totally not bug fuck crazy topped with crazy sauce.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (bxdEy)
Are they alive to stipulate that they didn't let little Brett go to parties without parents?
That's a problem with placing your lies back when the person was a minor.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (yQpMk)
https://youtu.be/5p7jxFMCVNQ
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 03:55 PM (IqV8l)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pray_TV
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (ujg0T)
* It's the "exacta" when you pick 1st and 2nd place finishers, right, the trifecta is picking 1, 2, and 3? Go to the track once or twice a year, always forget the damn terminology.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (QDnY+)
or peanuts, but penis is funnier.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (MTjB1)
PenisMightier
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
yeah, no none ever slapped a young girl wearing a swimsuit under her clothes in the face with 8 inches of peanut.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: eleven at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (NLLmE)
Posted by: cheri at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ujg0T)
That's fine, the Horde recognizes two languages, English and Bad English.
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (J+mig)
.............
OK, I Binged pictures of Rain Dove, what a mistake. Even Bruce Jenner would be confused.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
It helps that the Outer Banks largely avoided the storm. But I've been in Duck, NC when an honest-to-God hurricane was pounding us. The next day the horses were out like, "What'd we miss?"
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (oVJmc)
Three of whom were not even running in 2016!
2 RINOs, 1 Paul Cultist, and 2 Watermelons
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 04:00 PM (ujg0T)
Faith Spotted Eagle cracks me up every time.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 03:46 PM (ptqGC)
I read an article not long ago about Asia's role in Bourdain's depression. I think she dumped him 3 days before he killed himself, and his friends said that he was distraught about it.
Dunno if I can dig up the article.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
They seem to do ok, at least in the short term.
We had two riding stables on Galveston Island when Hurricane Alicia came thru. Both stables turned them out across the road into a big field with some scrub brush. They all made it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (Kq2SQ)
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Great heavens! It's much worse than I realized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (Et1Ic)
Posted by: The Paolo at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (kUcSz)
call Trump supporters "Dregs of Society". Ooooh, and vote for me in
2020!!
Posted by: cheri at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (oiNtH)
But calling us Deplorables worked so well for Hillary.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC)
Typhoon Booby?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (W+vEI)
.............
OK, I Binged pictures of Rain Dove, what a mistake. Even Bruce Jenner would be confused.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr)
Looks like a heroin addicted dude with tits.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike
Our Cultural Overlords are beautiful and brave and totally not bug fuck crazy topped with crazy sauce.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (bxdEy)
You must understand that the Dems are COMPLETELY into Projection.
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 03:59 PM (KP5rU){/I]
Read "Rain Dove's " Wiki page.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (CPk08)
More and more I am only eating fast food there if at all possible
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (9MKXa)
shoot.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (MTjB1)
Also Latin and Yiddish.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (yQpMk)
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Great heavens! It's much worse than I realized.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:02 PM (Et1Ic)
Uh, those are called clouds....
Posted by: Air Force Pilot at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (NgKpN)
#AtLeastTheFicusIsntCrazy
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (JUzpu)
Related: yikes, the pundit class on the "right" is so, so pathetically weak. Even the non-idiots. Nothing but weak, soft, grossly understated points, and an addiction to dumb ad hominems. One more symptom, and cause, of our national degradation.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dick Cole at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (FUy6n)
i though rain dove was a brand of sprinkler. you know, the ones that go tchk. tchk. tchk. tchk. tchktchktchktchk. tchk. tchk. tchk. tchk.
Posted by: Anachronda
Golf clap.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:01 PM (MTjB1)
+++++++++
Says you.
Posted by: Planters' Mr. Peanut at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Abigail Shapiro's FANTASTIC bewbz at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (kUcSz)
Lyle Lovett
Ric Ocasek
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (+y/Ru)
For an ugly guy, Lyle Lovett sure has pulled some nice trim. Must be the talent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
Speaking of nuts, Paste-eating Biden has come out to call Trump supporters "Dregs of Society".
And the southern ones are the Dixie Dregs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (IqV8l)
Also Latin and Yiddish.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (yQpMk)
Deez Putzes
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (v1udk)
Yes, because remaining silent and not fighting back has worked soooo well for us in the past.
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: The Left at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (sX1BW)
She thinks it happened in 1978 or 1979 or 1980 or 1981 or 1982 or 1983, that should help narrow it down.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (dKiJG)
More and more I am only eating fast food there if at all possible
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (9MKXa)
++++++++
So much for their principles.
Posted by: But Muh Principles at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (I2dne)
Also Latin and Yiddish.
Posted by: Grump928
Recognize it. Can't speak it.
Posted by: rickb223 at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Kq2SQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (yQpMk)
I did not stick a mud shark in that woman's vagina!
Posted by: Dick Cole at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (FUy6n)
Yeah! That was Keith Moon...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (bcbK8)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
Ocasek married Paulina Porizkova, the lucky bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yersenia Pestis at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (FUy6n)
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there's a bunch of symbols in the movie placed in background, foreground etc. You should google it. Pretty wild stuff. He was definitely sending a message.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Ci7Bv)
They're all nuttier than a case of Mr Goodbars smothered in chunky-style Jif.
I still absolutely believe that Uncle Harvey did heinous rapey shit to both of them. I think he knew damned well that they were fruitcakes, and that was part of his insurance policy. Attacking their credibility would be easy if it ever became necessary.
The Ficus-Fucker didn't count on someone like Ronan Farrow digging up dirt though. That's the only reason any of that shit came out into the open.
Put 'em all on pikes for all I care, as long as Harvey's among them. He's too important money-wise for the Donks to let him slip away.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (veoSD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
Wasn't he married to bat shit crazy Julia Roberts for about five minutes?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (MTjB1)
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There is only one way to settle this. Grill her about the music being played for about 7 hours.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (sX1BW)
The more details Ford gives, the easier it is to disqualify whether or not you've ever been to a party like that.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 03:58 PM (vDqXW)
Well, then she'll say it wasn't a party- more of a casual get together.
Posted by: LASue at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (LOgQ4)
It's the gray one that's a little quieter. coocoocoocooticktickticktick.
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (JUzpu)
Posted by: help us out, Joe at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (sZRzw)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (Et1Ic)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
++++++++++
Money probably helps, too. Talent and money is a lethal combination. On the "TalentMoneyLooks" you must have at least two (or one to blistering excess).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (I2dne)
Perrfesssor in Nevada who shot himself in the arm now says he did it to protest global malnutrition and pollution.
So Trump is off the hook I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
he is so ugly he has going all the way aroind and snuck up behind good looking.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (MTjB1)
For an ugly guy, Lyle Lovett sure has pulled some nice trim. Must be the talent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
Fame, the glamour of the stage and the guy is genuinely a nice, charming guy.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (bcbK8)
For an ugly guy, Lyle Lovett sure has pulled some nice trim. Must be the talent.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
Dude can sing... also he just seems chill and like he would be fun to have a beer with.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (FTXAT)
#AtLeastTheFicusIsntCrazy
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (JUzpu)
Now hold it one fuckin minute here.....
Posted by: The Entire Genus Ficus at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (CPk08)
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There is only one way to settle this. Grill her about the music being played for about 7 hours.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (sX1BW)
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Was it Disco assault, punk assault, early Depeche Mode assault?
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (sX1BW)
call Trump supporters "Dregs of Society". Ooooh, and vote for me in
2020!!
Look, each potential Democratic presidential 2020 nominee has to out-crazy the rest of the field. 2016 wasn't exactly a paragon of mental stability.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (v1udk)
Toxic Femininity (penthouse)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yb5arjbx
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Pussyhat Professor at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (kUcSz)
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (TUU1F)
"The minority leader is out of order and can fuck himself."
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (JUzpu)
Posted by: JEM
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This is why I visit this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (Et1Ic)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Guess What at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: simplemind
It's the Calumet Baking powder!!
No, wait. That was "The Shining".
Never mind.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (vcOmj)
Actually, Chik-fil-As have opened on Sunday for disasters many times. Apparently helping your fellow man in difficult times is one of their principles, too.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (ac9RA)
she had been receiving unsolicited nude photos of Bennett since he was 12 years old.
............
No Old Man Balls for you.
Posted by: wth at September 17, 2018 03:43 PM (HgMAr)
So another hollywood pedo?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (Jv60O)
So Trump is off the hook I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (r+sAi)
Shouldn't that have been two shots, then?
What a cheap bastard, trying to protest two different problems with one self-inflicted gunshot.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: runner at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (St5qb)
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (ac9RA)
She thinks it happened in 1978 or 1979 or 1980 or 1981 or 1982 or 1983, that should help narrow it down.
And she doesn't know where it was.
So...how'd she get there? How did she get the idea to attend alleged party? Did she go with friends, people who could confirm that there was a party? And maybe that something happened?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (oVJmc)
It's pronounced Azz-wee-pay.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:07 PM (yQpMk)
Its French!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM
The most unequal marriage in the history of the planet. One which gave two and a half billion ugly guys with no money irrational hope.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (LOgQ4)
Kavanaugh's friend Mark Judge also denies even being at said party
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 03:54 PM (9MKXa)
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Gotcha - How can he say that when the accuser hasn't even identified the date or location of the party?
=====================
the Skank's story is falling apart by the hour. But Jeff Flake wants to lick her butthole, on his knees, to show he has a special respect for women. What a puke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (UsCnO)
tradition and opened its doors on Sunday to help feed people after
Hurricane Florence pummeled the Carolinas.
More and more I am only eating fast food there if at all possible
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (9MKXa)
++++++++
So much for their principles.
Posted by: But Muh Principles at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM
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I will go there tomorrow to show my support, that and to get a tasty chicken sandwich.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: JROD at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (C9Rdt)
So Trump is off the hook I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (r+sAi)
Shouldn't that have been two shots, then?
What a cheap bastard, trying to protest two different problems with one self-inflicted gunshot.
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So he'll need to consume more food to recover and his carbon footprint went up by needlessly using steel.
Hypocrite.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (BRvh1)
[insert eyeroll here]
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (PkIg+)
Actually, Chik-fil-As have opened on Sunday for disasters many times. Apparently helping your fellow man in difficult times is one of their principles, too.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (ac9RA)
Damn those religious people and their principles
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)
So Trump is off the hook I guess.
But the dude is still a crap shot.
Next time he needs to try self-immolation.
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (JUzpu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (IqV8l)
Hypocrite.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (sX1BW)
Hmm.... doesn't gun powder put Global Warmering Gases into the atmosphere?
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (NgKpN)
So Trump is off the hook I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++
Except that we have it on good authority that Trump routinely starves children while polluting their air. He does this while sitting behind his desk with tented fingers, often while muttering obscenities about ethnic minorities, often while also receiving oral sex from prostitutes. Also, he does all of this in the White House, unless he is in his auxiliary evil lair at Mara Lago.
Posted by: Jeff Bezos' Washington Post at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (I2dne)
The Cookies and Cream Hershey bars are interesting.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)
It is quite delicious.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (xPJvm)
I still think he was there to shoot some people and wound up capping his own ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (oVJmc)
#MeTwo
Posted by: Pussyhat Professor Ford at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (kUcSz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cato by Phone at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (CPk08)
She thinks it happened in 1978 or 1979 or 1980 or 1981 or 1982 or 1983, that should help narrow it down.
And she doesn't know where it was.
So...how'd
she get there? How did she get the idea to attend alleged party? Did
she go with friends, people who could confirm that there was a party?
And maybe that something happened?
====================
OMG! So many details!
Can't you just accept Trump is Satan and Kavanaugh is his spawn?
Posted by: the Skank, DiFi, and their fellow Lefties at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (Tm+wy)
Gah. Now I'm craving a candy bar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (ptqGC)
#metoo
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:10 PM (yQpMk)
It is quite delicious.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM (a0IVu)
Nothing compares to a Milky Way Dark.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Billy Nye at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (iwUO9)
Ocasek married Paulina Porizkova, the lucky bastard.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (NWiLs)
Unfortunately it did not end happily ever after. Close but no cigar.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (n3xLS)
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Anytime I'm craving a candy bar, I just suck a cock.
It's how I maintain my girlish figure!
Posted by: Shep! at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (vg8iE)
Wouldn't it have been more effective to give some money to "Save The Children" or something?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Jamie Chicken tries out his Turkey Suit at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (yQpMk)
the Skank's story is falling apart by the hour. But Jeff Flake wants to lick her butthole, on his knees, to show he has a special respect for women. What a puke.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 17, 2018 04:09 PM (UsCnO)
_________
To be fair I will lick anyone's butthole at anytime for any reason in any position under any circumstances.
Women, knees, and puke are all optional icing on the cake.
Posted by: Jeff Flake 2020 at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (kUcSz)
So Trump is off the hook I guess.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 17, 2018 04:06 PM
Who hasn't woken up in the middle of the night and been hungry? You open the refrig and it's all leftover shit. Then you think about global malnutrition and pollution, pull the Glock from your tighty whities and shoot yourself in the arm.
Don't be so judgmental. It's happened to the best of us.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (LOgQ4)
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Bill Clinton made a lot of trips to DC during those years.
We shouldn't rule him out.
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (RU6DO)
Ohh..I have never had that!
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
266 She thinks it happened in 1978 or 1979 or 1980 or 1981 or 1982 or 1983, that should help narrow it down.
same model year as my cadillac, then?
Posted by: Johnny Cash at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM (RU6DO)
If he had shot himself in the head, he could have fed Cannibal Bob for at least a week.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (iwUO9)
Josh Hawley (R) 47% (+3)
Claire McCaskill (D-inc) 44%
@trafalgar_group
9/11-13
Posted by: Ha at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (MAstk)
Ms Ford, thank you for coming. Would you please inform the comittee as to what drugs you had taken the night of the party in question?
Posted by: JEM at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (JUzpu)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
It's awesome.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (RU6DO)
Women, knees, and puke are all optional icing on the cake.
Posted by: Jeff Flake 2020 at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (kUcSz)
+++++++++
I learned my way of life from my uncle Jeff. Some racist on Ellis Island swapped a vowel in our last names.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (I2dne)
So what do we know?
Who: Kavanagh, Ford, and Judge
What: Sexual assault
Where: A bedroom in some house in some county in Maryland, probably with a pool.
When: Sometime between 1980-1985
Now, *investigate*!
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: George Costanza at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (sZRzw)
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Definitely post WWII.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (+y/Ru)
same model year as my cadillac, then?
Posted by: Johnny Cash at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (NmR1a)
I know it's heresy but it's the only JC song I like.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC)
And she doesn't know where it was.
So...how'd she get there? How did she get the idea to attend alleged party? Did she go with friends, people who could confirm that there was a party? And maybe that something happened?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:08 PM
She was 14 or 15 or ?? she probably drove herself home and who doesn't go to some random guys house and not know anyone Drink a alot of beer?
I am a guy and I have never done anything like this unless I knew someone.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2018 04:14 PM (dKiJG)
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And Ms. Katz what did you make of Bill Clinton's accusers?
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (MVjcR)
Perfect
How often did you hook up at parties?
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 04:12 PM (AllCR)
Or volunteer his time at a soup kitchen? Seems to me he is quite nutty.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (I2dne)
I don't really care as long as they're taking libs down.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (BRvh1)
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Grackle's are horrific pests.
When they have babies in the nest. The mom grackle collects all the baby birds poop. Each poop is in a weird indescribable sack when it comes out. The mom collects them two or three at a time and flies to the nearest body of water and drops the sacks of poo in the water.
This spring, the nearest body of water was my pool. Multiple nests. Horrific for about two weeks.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (LsgUy)
You should try the dick diet! Anytime you get hungry, grab a man and start slurping! The weight comes off like magic!
Posted by: Sandras Fluke at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (FUy6n)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (NmR1a)
++++++++
fist bump. If only they actually had a sense of humor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (G4W16)
And the southern ones are the Dixie Dregs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 17, 2018 04:04 PM (IqV8l)
PDT and the Dixie Dreg Kings
Posted by: Burt at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (iuoTc)
What: Sexual assault
Where: A bedroom in some house in some county in Maryland, probably with a pool.
When: Sometime between 1980-1985
Now, *investigate*!
Check the ficuses. It's the only way to be sure.
Posted by: Asia Argento's Tats at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (JUzpu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
Loved the mini Butterfingers and Mounds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (r9UYA)
In highschool, rain Dove was better known by his nickname "That Asshole Freak".
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Joanne at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (A07hL)
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (oVJmc)
Because he don't come easy...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: concrete girl at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (Tm+wy)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (n3xLS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (I2dne)
If she names a year, and it turns out he had a steady during all that time and never went to a party without her, Ford's allegation is shit.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (pZ9BJ)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (NmR1a)
++++++++
fist bump. If only they actually had a sense of humor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (I2dne)
They do. Haven't you used Unity?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (RU6DO)
Loved the mini Butterfingers and Mounds.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:16 PM (ptqGC)
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Aahhhh yes! Butterfingers and Mounds! Sometimes you feel like a nut.
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (MVjcR)
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there's a bunch of symbols in the movie placed in background, foreground etc. You should google it. Pretty wild stuff. He was definitely sending a message.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (Ci7Bv)
I've gone frame by frame on that movie looking up everything. Large doses of Adderall may or may not have been involved in these projects for college and my own collection of film analyses.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: SH at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (LsgUy)
____________
If they are not classified as native you can kill 'em.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (iuoTc)
All time lottery winner is Chris Stein. I don't know if he and Debbie Harry married but they're still together and have been since the early 70s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (RU6DO)
+++++++
Aye. Their sense of humor be awfully dark indeed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (I2dne)
More and more I am only eating fast food there if at all possible
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 17, 2018 04:03 PM (9MKXa)
++++++++
So much for their principles.
Posted by: But Muh Principles at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM (I2dne)
That is consistent with their principles. To not open would have been inconsistent. Iirc, Jesus healed on the Sabbath and the Pharisees called him out on it. He set them straight. Similar kind of deal here.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (ijopM)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (DADy/)
If she names a year, and it turns out he had a steady during all
that time and never went to a party without her, Ford's allegation is
shit.
Vagueness is a prime part of their strategy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anachronda at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: kraken at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (DADy/)
"I know, right?!"
- - Zephyr Teachout
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Lizzy at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (W+vEI)
I still think he was there to shoot some people and wound up capping his own ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM
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Me too. I suspect he was playing with his "gun" in the toilet stall and accidentally shot himself.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (Jv60O)
Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (wFDuq)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
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That's only because you've never heard The Wanderer.
(if only Bono could've kept his f*cking yodeling to himself at the end. The John McCain of singers. Here I am! Me me me!)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is monkeying with his signature at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (PRfdc)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (pZ9BJ)
She is also a dyke, and batshit crazy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (iwUO9)
If she names a year, and it turns out he had a steady during all that time and never went to a party without her, Ford's allegation is shit.
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 04:17 PM (vDqXW)
Her ignorance of the year is seared-seared-in her memory.
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Moon Unit at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: jd at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (MTWhU)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (oVJmc)
John and Paul used to jack each other while Ringo was hanging with those supermodel sluts! What a tard he was!
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (UFLLM)
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 04:15 PM (LsgUy)
____________
If they are not classified as native you can kill 'em.
========
The poo pods are so weird looking I didn't know what they were. I thought it was a weird fungus or mold or something for a while. Finally I saw one in action and realized it. By the time the flamethrower arrived in the mail, the babies had left the nest and no more poo.
I'm good to go for next year.
Posted by: simplemind at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (9moLC)
Posted by: Kreplach at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (fp5Xy)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (a0IVu)
Katz, speaking to the newspaper, added, '"If it's one time, it has to be severe, almost a sexual assault, not just a touching of somebody's breast or buttocks or even forceful kissing."
The accused was Clinton, the accuser Paula Jones. The incident wasn't 30+ years in the past at the time.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (ac9RA)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (EemAn)
LOL.... we wore out my tape of the Blues Brothers on my ship during Desert Storm...
We had a bet about how many cars were totaled ruing the movie...
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ro-man at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (RuIsu)
Say, wasn't she communications director for Ted Cruz? I mean, I dislike Kelly Anne's husband, but at least Coneay herself isn't constantly stabbing us in the back.
Posted by: trev006 at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (B0SUR)
Posted by: Moon Unit at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)
Good one, Sis.
Posted by: Dweezil at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (yQpMk)
If she names a year, and it turns out he had a steady during all
that time and never went to a party without her, Ford's allegation is
shit.
Vagueness is a prime part of their strategy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM
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And that right there is why she will never give an interview or testify. She literally can't give any details or Kavanaugh might come up with an ironclad alibi.
Doesn't matter anyway, her lawyer is already walking back the offer to testify by saying it isn't her obligation to corroborate her accusation.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (Jv60O)
Victor, Victoria!!
Making Raquel Welch the "female impersonator" was a clear act of genius. Like a weather reporter being buffeted by 5mph winds on live TV.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (RU6DO)
I think we need to use the Nancy Palsi/Dickless Nixon standard.
We need to confirm Kavanaugh before we know if he did it or not.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (G4W16)
or was that a sock?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)
Ringo married Barbara Bach in '81. Still married.
And Joe Walsh married Barbara Bach's sister. Joe and Ringo are brothers-in-law.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ro-man at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (RuIsu)
Yeah we do....
wait... wut?
Posted by: Michael Avenatti, creepy porn lawyer to the stars! at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (Jv60O)
Well, yeah, and it's totally rational to both support the claim that gender is fluid AND to claim that this person is "redefining female beauty".
Posted by: John Kerry at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (CPk08)
Posted by: Christine Blassey Ford, PhD., Clinical Psychology at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (Et1Ic)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (veoSD)
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I watch part of a Ringo and the All Starrs on AXES. He can't sing for shit but he does seem to be a nice guy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Rain dove was born a female who wants to look like a guy who looks like a chick. That's completely normal.
Posted by: NCKate
Are you sure xer is a female? Looks like a dude to me, although I suppose that's the point.
Posted by: pep at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (T6t7i)
Ringo married Barbara Bach in '81. Still married.
And Joe Walsh married Barbara Bach's sister. Joe and Ringo are brothers-in-law.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (xPl2J)
Supposedly, the love of Walsh's life was Stevie Nicks.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (G4W16)
I still think he was there to shoot some people and wound up capping his own ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM
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Me too. I suspect he was playing with his "gun" in the toilet stall and accidentally shot himself.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (JUOKG)
...
I think he was trying to keep himself from going blind.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM
The most unequal marriage in the history of the planet. One which gave two and a half billion ugly guys with no money irrational hope.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Last I checked, they are still married and have had kids.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (bxdEy)
Posted by: Very Low IQ Maxine at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (O9JR8)
All time lottery winner is Chris Stein. I don't know if he and Debbie Harry married but they're still together and have been since the early 70s.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 04:18 PM (fuK7c)
What about the Lead singer of the Cars, the Dude is ugly and scored a beauty of a Czech model and they are still married
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (dKiJG)
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I watch part of a Ringo and the All Starrs on AXES. He can't sing for shit but he does seem to be a nice guy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (+y/Ru)
Ringo, Barbara Bach, John Matuszak - "Caveman"
Greatest. Film. Ever. Made.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (G4W16)
I still think he was there to shoot some people and wound up capping his own ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 17, 2018 04:11 PM
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Me too. I suspect he was playing with his "gun" in the toilet stall and accidentally shot himself.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:19 PM (JUOKG)
Had it stuck in his pants, gangsta style...
Went to take a piss, it fell on the floor and...
Posted by: Don Q at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ro-man at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (RuIsu)
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I called it Lay her, Poke her.
Posted by: Evil Teenage Brett Kavanagh at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (vDqXW)
This spring, the nearest body of water was my pool. Multiple nests. Horrific for about two weeks.
Posted by: simplemind
That's why the good Lord made bird shot.
Posted by: Under Fire at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: PamPoovey'sSock at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:20 PM
And the pole-dancer name completes the picture.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: ro-man at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (RuIsu)
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I called it Lay her, Poke her.
Posted by: Evil Teenage Brett Kavanagh at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (vDqXW)
Liquor in the front. Poker in the rear.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (Jv60O)
Posted by: #neverskankles at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (pZ9BJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: washrivergal at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (dI3/S)
Say, wasn't she communications director for Ted Cruz? I mean, I dislike Kelly Anne's husband, but at least Coneay herself isn't constantly stabbing us in the back.
Posted by: trev006 at September 17, 2018 04:21 PM (B0SUR)
The consultant 4 chan /Pol caught making money at night at a political convention when pictures came out of selfies of her next to a sleeve of condoms.
Posted by: Wooderson Kavanaugh at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (EemAn)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:25 PM (yQpMk)
It says she wants both to testify. So, since the liar won't, will she still go ahead to confirm?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (G4W16)
She did. Wants both of them questioned extensively under oath.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (KP5rU)
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It's the guilty until proven innocent standard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2018 04:24 PM (QDnY+)
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You bet, amigo. Thanks for sending it in!
Posted by: Weasel at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: ro-man at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (RuIsu)
I missed the thread, too, and it was a nice one.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (5jVnA)
So does "by the book" mean taking the vote on Thursday?
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: NCKate at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (Jv60O)
Oh. Gosh. We were talking musicians but if you're going strictly for punching above your weight then Kucinich is a contendah.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (fuK7c)
Unless you were at Lake Tittycaca all summer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
yes. her answer was surprisingly kavanaugh friendly.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (MTjB1)
On the floor, he deemed the idiotic allegation "bizarre innuendo".
Funny, not all that long ago, very similar crap was deemed - within a few hours, I believe - as "credible" by this very same Mitch.
The junior senator from AL could not be reached, as he was cackling with delight, in private, in his office.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (QDnY+)
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It's the guilty until proven innocent standard.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Transitioning to Rainbow Freedom Peace at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM (+y/Ru)
Oh really?! Just hurl a horrid accusation and ruin someone's life without having to back it up?!
Oh, right. Democrat S.O.P.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (iwUO9)
Somebody was really really into Prince. Was he born in 1999? Drive a Corvette? Or is my comment gonna start some kinda controversy?
Posted by: weirdflunky at September 17, 2018 04:28 PM (f4mjo)
Posted by: TexasDan
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Determined to become Master of His Domain, by dent of arms...firearms.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:28 PM (Et1Ic)
Unless you were at Lake Tittycaca all summer.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (yQpMk)
That is the ultimate 4th grade boy's word.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at September 17, 2018 04:28 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: WisRich at September 17, 2018 04:27 PM (G0vdT)
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For Barack Obama it meant just saying it was "by the book".
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 04:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 17, 2018 04:28 PM (58Au8)
Welcome To The Club.
Posted by: clutch cargo at September 17, 2018 04:28 PM (TUU1F)
Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 17, 2018 03:56 PM (ujg0T)
That's fine, the Horde recognizes two languages, English and Bad English.
Posted by: Cato by Phone
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And pidgin' brah! Can nevah fahget da kine pidgin' eh?
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at September 17, 2018 04:29 PM (Fgc0C)
She's alraedy saying if Kavanaugh lies he's disqualified. She claims there's a lot of questions that need to be answered. Like what? She's going to judge Professor Crazy-Pants demeanor when answering the useless questions posed by the senatorial geniuses who can't get to the bottom of anything!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 04:29 PM (v1udk)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM
The most unequal marriage in the history of the planet. One which gave two and a half billion ugly guys with no money irrational hope.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
They were wasting their time.
Posted by: Ric Ocasek's Gigantic Penis at September 17, 2018 04:29 PM (NFEMn)
Pretty sure that was Myra Breckinridge, not Victor Victoria!
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 04:29 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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How long are you staying in AZ? Presumably you'll be back up north well before the snow flies. Maybe, oh, next week?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (Et1Ic)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 17, 2018 04:05 PM
The most unequal marriage in the history of the planet. One which gave two and a half billion ugly guys with no money irrational hope.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic
Last I checked, they are still married and have had kids.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 17, 2018 04:23 PM (bxdEy)
Been separated for a few years, and may be divorced by now. Still, they managed a few decades together.
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (ijopM)
And Joe Walsh married Barbara Bach's sister. Joe and Ringo are brothers-in-law.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (xPl2J)
I worry about that.
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (iuoTc)
Kavanaugh now says he wasn't at the party in question though, and his friend (who Cucoo Christine says was there) has agreed. But, as pointed out upthread, how does anyone have enough information to even identify the specific party?
Anyway, it does force the accusers hand. She has to produce a witness or look like she's either a rabid partisan with no qualms about lying in public about a Supreme Court nominee or nuts.
Spoiler Alert: it's both.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (LISuA)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)
back the offer to testify by saying it isn't her obligation to
corroborate her accusation.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (JUOKG)
It actually is her obligation... innocent until proven guilty, remember Katz?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 04:31 PM (FTXAT)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at September 17, 2018 04:29 PM (SN4NF)
Ooh. You're right. My mistake. I guess it was Julie Andrews or someone in Victor, Victoria. She's okay ... but no Raquel Welch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at September 17, 2018 04:31 PM (RU6DO)
Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 17, 2018 04:31 PM (vtcmf)
She's alraedy saying if Kavanaugh lies he's disqualified. She claims there's a lot of questions that need to be answered. Like what? She's going to judge Professor Crazy-Pants demeanor when answering the useless questions posed by the senatorial geniuses who can't get to the bottom of anything!
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at September 17, 2018 04:29 PM (v1udk)
Sounds to me that if the accuser won't testify, then Collins will vote for Kavanaugh.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 04:31 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2018 04:32 PM (pw+jk)
Kavanaugh now says he wasn't at the party in question though, and his friend (who Cucoo Christine says was there) has agreed. But, as pointed out upthread, how does anyone have enough information to even identify the specific party?
Anyway, it does force the accusers hand. She has to produce a witness or look like she's either a rabid partisan with no qualms about lying in public about a Supreme Court nominee or nuts.
Spoiler Alert: it's both.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (LISuA)
If it's true that his mother was the judge during the bankruptcy trial of the accusers parents and she has an ax to grind to
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at September 17, 2018 04:32 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 17, 2018 04:33 PM (pw+jk)
Spoiler Alert: it's both.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (LISuA)
Maybe Kananaugh's camp has more information that hasn't been made public (yet) and has a solid alibi.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 04:34 PM (NFEMn)
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 04:34 PM (NFEMn)
I think that claim came from Orrin Hatch not Kavanaugh
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 17, 2018 04:36 PM (FTXAT)
http://tinyurl.com/yawhq43f
Posted by: Axeman at September 17, 2018 04:38 PM (vDqXW)
She did. Wants both of them questioned extensively under oath.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 17, 2018 04:26 PM
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Which ain't happening because the accusers lawyer is already walking back the claim that she wants to testify and is now saying that it is not her duty to corroborate her claims of alleged sexual assault from 36 years ago.
They thought the Repubs would fold and it did not happen so they are backing off.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:38 PM (JUOKG)
or was that a sock?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 17, 2018 04:22 PM (AllCR)
+++++++++
Long willowed, but to set the record straight it was definitely a sock (mine). I am lambasting the press "conservatives" not Chik-fil-a (who obviously did very good work here).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at September 17, 2018 04:42 PM (I2dne)
question though, and his friend (who Cucoo Christine says was there) has
agreed. But, as pointed out upthread, how does anyone have enough
information to even identify the specific party
Spoiler Alert: it's both.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, grumpy monkey at September 17, 2018 04:30 PM (LISuA)
Maybe Kananaugh's camp has more information that hasn't been made public (yet) and has a solid alibi.
Posted by: JoeF. at September 17, 2018 04:34 PM
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That might be true. Those Rich Elite Prep School kids are a tight knit bunch and stay in touch with each other throughout life.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at September 17, 2018 04:42 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 17, 2018 04:13 PM (a0IVu)
You will never go back.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at September 17, 2018 04:49 PM (8iiMU)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 04:51 PM (iuoTc)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 04:52 PM (iuoTc)
Posted by: Braenyard at September 17, 2018 04:53 PM (iuoTc)
Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 17, 2018 10:29 PM (HLTe8)
Posted by: Cymbaline at September 17, 2018 10:41 PM (UZFmj)
Look at Rain Dove
Somebody obviously did something terrible to these people, they are traumatized into alternative personalities.
Maybe it was like Go Ask Alice, they were tied to the piano when they had to go potty.
Posted by: Sum dum guy at September 18, 2018 12:38 AM (faFC1)
time to access your destination, thinking you can get from A to B on empty roads doing 80mpg down all
the motorways, is merely stupid the auto could be the one that has got to stand this punishment.
Which One Should You Choose - Vehicle assistance versus
individual coverage, which in the event you choose. If you're hunting for a whole new mechanic, this doesn't happen must be popular and miss operation
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