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Saturday Caturday Overnight Open Thread (9/15/18 )
The Saturday Night Joke
Jimmy was having trouble in school. His teacher was always yelling at him, "You're driving me crazy, Jimmy. Can't you learn anything? One day Jimmy's mother came to school to see how he was doing. The teacher told her honestly that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and that she had never had such an unmotivated and ignorant boy in her entire teaching career. Jimmy's mom, shocked at the feedback, withdrew her son from school and moved out of Detroit, relocating to Cleveland. 25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with irreversible cardiac disease. Her doctors all strongly advised her to have open heart surgery, which only one surgeon at the Cleveland Clinic could perform. Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was remarkably successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw the handsome young doctor who headed her surgical team smiling down at her. She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but quickly died. The doctor was shocked, wondering what went wrong so suddenly. When the doctor turned around to leave the room, he saw Jimmy, now a janitor at the Clinic, had unplugged the life-support equipment in order to plug in his vacuum cleaner. If you thought that Jimmy had become a heart-surgeon, there is a high likelihood that you voted for Hillary.
Weather Channel reporter Mike Seidel was shooting a live segment in Wilmington, North Carolina, on Friday as winds barreled around him But as braces his feet in the grass, two men stroll not to far behind him and make it look as if the weather isn't truly that bad The Weather Channel released a statement after the video went viral, claiming that 'exhaustion' and difference in surface contributed to the distinctionThe ONT calls Bull Shit.
As vice president of marketing at the largest Porsche dealer in the country, Shiraaz Sookralli personally handled some of Champion Porsche's most valued and deep-pocketed clients. Over the last year, he collected over $2.5 million in customer deposits for dozens of the company's ultra-exclusive 911 GT3 and GT3 RS models. There's only one problem: The cars never existed, the money is missing, and Sookralli just vanished without a trace.
I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. Unless you're a whiny, self-centered little f*cking POS Snowflake.
Student council members at The University of Wisconsin-Madison are demanding the school change the ingredients in the official university ice cream, claiming that the current ingredients are discriminatory toward some minority students. UW-M’s official ice cream, the Babcock, contains a beef gelatin additive, which according to the legislation, “renders certain communities such as the Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and vegetarian unable to enjoy it without violating their beliefs.” “renders certain communities such as the Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and vegetarian unable to enjoy it without violating their beliefs.” The legislation, titled “Ice Cream for All,” is already has eight sponsors, including the Chair, Vice Chair, and Secretary of the Associated Students of Madison Student Council. The ASM student council is comparable to a student government senate. The “Ice Cream for All” legislation will be voted on next Wednesday.
No word if the Snowflakes have a dairy to make this new delicious concoction.
Emjoi use around the world.
If you have never heard of the Norwegian Death Diving Championships, here ya go.
September 15, 1965, The Ford Motor Company became the first automaker to offer an 8-track tape player as an option for their entire line of vehicles on sale in the US. Tapes were initially only available at auto parts stores, as home 8-track equipment was still a year away. via thisdayinmusic.com
A.[ ] Beer
B.[ ] Chips
C.[ ] Tide Pods
D.[X] All of the above which includes a First Runner Up Genius Award.
FAYETTEVILLE, N.C. — Cumberland County sheriff's detectives arrested two men Thursday who were accused of looting a Family Dollar at 3734 Cumberland Road in Fayetteville. Randy Mitchell Walker, 56, and Derrick Hilliard, 36, are accused of breaking the store's glass door and taking multiple items, including five cases of Corona beer, dishwasher pods and five bags of chips. The sheriff's office responded to the store just before 9 p.m. Thursday. About an hour later, Walker called 911 and reported that his home in the 2400 block of Ireland Drive was broken into.
When Alexander Edwards, 36, spotted deputies coming to arrest him, he raced toward them in a pickup truck, forcing one to get out of the way, reported The Santa Rosa Press Democrat. But it was his choice of transportation after crashing his truck into a ditch Saturday afternoon that will be remembered, reported the Sonoma County Sheriff’s Department on Facebook.
One New Mexico Wendy’s employee is being praised for going the extra mile to ensure that two blind patrons enjoyed their meal. A fellow customer was so moved by the worker’s kindness that she shared the story to social media, where it has since struck a heartstring with many.
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Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC., a wholly owned subsidiary of The Ace Media Empire and maker of fine Hobo stew. Above fold photo h/t LadyL
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2018 10:03 PM (XSPsI)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:04 PM (e9G8E)
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Posted by: Adriane the Daddy-O Critic ... at September 15, 2018 10:06 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 15, 2018 10:06 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 10:06 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 15, 2018 10:06 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at September 15, 2018 10:06 PM (NDcnw)
I've always heard fish pee in it, so that makes sense ...
Posted by: Adriane is Easily Confused ... at September 15, 2018 10:07 PM (AoK0a)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:07 PM (cAnNx)
LadyL: thank you for squishy kitty pic.
UW-Madison: thank you for *squints* rendering down Jewish, Hindu, Buddhist, and vegetarian students into delicious ice cream.
I think I read that right.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:07 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2018 10:08 PM (dVAq+)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2018 10:08 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Blutarski at September 15, 2018 10:09 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 15, 2018 10:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 15, 2018 10:10 PM (kQs4Y)
Norwegian is indistinguishable from a recording of English being played backwards.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:10 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 10:11 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Miklos, of the French Fryin' Legion at September 15, 2018 10:11 PM (zCyNd)
https://youtu.be/GlzjqPGdOSM
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:11 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto
Not if JJ and his machine have anything to say about it.
Posted by: Blutarski at September 15, 2018 10:12 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: no good deed at September 15, 2018 10:12 PM (1uG1d)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:13 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2018 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:13 PM (y87Qq)
I pretty much established my educational reputation in grammar school when I asked our Principal, "Is this a one-parent problem or a two-parent problem?".
I knew that as long as my Mom could be kept out of the resolution, nothing too bad would happen. As Mom used to say about my relationship with my Dad, "They operate on a spectrum that goes from :He's his Father's son" to "They're as thick as thieves.". That latter description was more poetic than realistic.
Posted by: 11B40 at September 15, 2018 10:14 PM (evgyj)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:14 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Home Alone Again at September 15, 2018 10:15 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 15, 2018 10:15 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2018 10:16 PM (XSPsI)
Mike Seidel was one of the local weather guys here at WYFF in Greenville SC. Time is flying, as I thought it was in the 90s, but no, it was in the '80s. He joined the Weather Channel in 1992.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 15, 2018 10:16 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: ibguy at September 15, 2018 10:16 PM (vUcdz)
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 10:16 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: it was the BBC's F1 intro music back in the day, though at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (v/vT3)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (dUJdY)
Can't watch the vid, well I could but...data plan, but could that possibly be the same Trailer Park Woman tune that... naw. Unpossible.
Posted by: teej at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (tOHeO)
Not a gif but you know what I mean.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (c1nDO)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
On second look I realized it was a little too refined for CBD.
Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2018 10:18 PM (C1PQi)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 15, 2018 10:18 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: it was the BBC's F1 intro music back in the day, though at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM (v/vT3)
Oh Well.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 15, 2018 10:19 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2018 10:19 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:19 PM (Ss+Em)
Does anyone here watch the One America network? I've heard they make Fox News look liberal...
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2018 10:20 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2018 10:20 PM (C1PQi)
I assumed that Weather Channel thing was a put-on. So it was a real fake?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2018 10:19 PM (LsBY9)
Not as if it hasn't been done before. There's the classic weather reporter in the boat, as people walk by in the ankle deep water.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:20 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2018 10:21 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:20 PM (cAnNx)
My personal favorite. I still laugh recalling it.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Cat woman and her fat kitty rescued by an angel.
Feminist SJW being carried off to heaven.
Cat woman sleeping with her cat dreams of saintly men.
Posted by: Home Alone Again at September 15, 2018 10:21 PM (I9Sw7)
Appreciate your kind words and your correspondence
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:22 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 10:22 PM (kiSdp)
Cat woman and her fat kitty rescued by an angel.
Feminist SJW being carried off to heaven.
Cat woman sleeping with her cat dreams of saintly men.
Posted by: Home Alone Again at September 15, 2018 10:21 PM (I9Sw7)
We're not going to Heaven without the cat!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 15, 2018 10:18 PM
funny you should mention that, cfo mom
hogmartin and I had that very conversation this afternoon
schemes are being schemed
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2018 10:22 PM (KCxzN)
Not a gif but you know what I mean.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2018 10:17 PM
If one were to experience an erection after watching that, should he seek professional help?
(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance...)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
Are you barfing ?
Posted by: JT at September 15, 2018 10:16 PM (XSPsI)
Nah. Just especially bummed out.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 15, 2018 10:23 PM (NWiLs)
It's almost home
The old dogs are not handling the move well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:23 PM (Ss+Em)
Appreciate your kind words and your correspondence
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:22 PM (Ss+Em)
Awwww. Mis Hum.
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 15, 2018 10:18 PM (RfzVr)
We were just talking about this today at that restaurant. We'll be there all weekend. It's ten minutes from Chelsea. We could arrive at the site Friday evening, hang around all day accreting Morons at the campsite, and then call over and reserve tables at Smokehouse 52 or the brew pub or whatever down the road that AltonJackson saw, and just shift over to a nice restaurant for dinner. Let us know how many in your party and we can reserve seats for you too, and you can just meet us there. People who want to stick around can come back to the bon
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:24 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 15, 2018 10:24 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:24 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: Blutarski at September 15, 2018 10:24 PM (+Tibp)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 10:25 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Dharma Institute at September 15, 2018 10:25 PM (9w/Pd)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:25 PM (y87Qq)
450 422 It was Sherri Finkbine, a local kiddie T. V. Host in Arizona, that had an abortion -- NOT Shari Lewis. IIRC Finkbine flew overseas to England or maybe Sweden for an abortion because she had inadvertently taken thalidomide right after she got pregnant.
Posted by: Secret Square at September 15, 2018 09:25 PM
Yes, she had been the Romper Room host that I watched every morning. "Cheer up kids Miss Sheri is going to go have an abortion now!"
My god I never thought I would remember that name! A few years after that Mr. Finkbine, her ex, was my sophomore English teacher. Oh my god he was the total stereotype of the total hippie burnout high school teacher - you could smell he was reeking of pot every class he taught. It was the 70's, that went on a lot with the faculty.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2018 10:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Blutarski at September 15, 2018 10:24 PM (+Tibp)
Does Brian Blessed get second billing after Brian Blessed's Beard?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:27 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 15, 2018 10:10 PM (kQs4Y)
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I was once on an elevator in a mineshaft. It was an old, slow cargo elevator that took around half an hour to go the 600 feet down. There were four Norwegians chattering away the whole time.
I don't think my ears have ever recovered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2018 10:27 PM (5aX2M)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:14 PM (Ss+Em)
Didn't that come on after Speed Buggy?
Posted by: Toothbrush Franklin at September 15, 2018 10:27 PM (sXefu)
The old dogs are not handling the move well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:23 PM (Ss+Em)
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I hope it's only that they're pining a bit for their old home, and nothing more.
It will seem like home soon - as soon as you have to shovel the first snow.
Posted by: bluebell at September 15, 2018 10:27 PM (C1PQi)
I had to put my 18 year old dachshund to sleep when I moved after my divorce several years ago.
Poor dog was blind and just could not adjust to being in a new place. It's like he went crazy, mixing up his days and nights, barking at ghosts.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 10:27 PM (6Zmow)
Yes that is a good restaurant. We will have to go there for MiMoMe 2.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 10:28 PM (kiSdp)
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Older Brothers.
Can you imagine a dog coming along and tickling your feet by licking them? Pure torture.
Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2018 10:28 PM (n6bs1)
As a young Moron I did a belly flop or 2
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:28 PM (Ss+Em)
then we go back to the cabin & dance around the bonwolf under an Empty Moon
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2018 10:29 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:24 PM (cAnNx)
--And TCU's defense is just that good.
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:29 PM (e7oj4)
If one were to experience an erection after watching that, should he seek professional help?
(Inquiring on behalf of an acquaintance...)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:23 PM (e9G8E)
Seek help if you don't get one.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2018 10:29 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:29 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:30 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2018 10:31 PM (iYaJJ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2018 10:31 PM (IqV8l)
If you don't like the ingredients in the ice cream, don't eat it. Or conduct an experiment and create your own PC ice cream.
It's like me getting offended because I have to fast for an Ember Week next week and everyone else gets to have what they want.
SJWs are filth.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2018 10:31 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:31 PM (e7oj4)
Questionably and inopportune erections are what make life worth living.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 15, 2018 10:32 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 15, 2018 10:32 PM (5aX2M)
Is your cell phone connected to my Home Wifi, per chance?
Posted by: Surfperch at September 15, 2018 10:32 PM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 15, 2018 10:32 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 15, 2018 10:32 PM (lLeln)
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 15, 2018 10:33 PM (JdrZO)
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls - afficianado of dogs playing poker and velvet elvises at September 15, 2018 10:33 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:33 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:34 PM (e7oj4)
Oh, definitely turn the sound on for that one. It's perfect.
Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2018 10:34 PM (dVAq+)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:35 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 15, 2018 10:35 PM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, this space for rent! Call 1-800-MORON-AD for details! at September 15, 2018 10:32 PM (lLeln)
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Something was gacking up the thread and now is not. My guess is those posts were doing it and got nuc'd.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 15, 2018 10:35 PM (I16G8)
Ladyl!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 15, 2018 10:36 PM (8O3HH)
That death dive competition brought back fond memories of the old country. Music to my ears.
Posted by: Home Alone Again at September 15, 2018 10:36 PM (I9Sw7)
Ladyl!
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 15, 2018 10:36 PM (8O3HH)
Publius, my dear!
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:36 PM (cAnNx)
Ironically, *very* opposite meanings. "
I was gonna say Tush, but that's ZZ Topp.
Love that video, with the marching band, iirc in high school Stevie Nix was head baton twirler at Alhambra High in Phoenix. I think when I was a freshmen in high school I was at one of her last performances as a senior, of course no one knew she was gonna be somebody.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)
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It's probably a consequence of spending long, frozen, dark winters inside. Light deprivation, low temperatures, vodka, and periodic saunas at brain damaging temperatures.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2018 10:39 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:39 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: JEM at September 15, 2018 10:40 PM (tKARq)
Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2018 10:41 PM (UPjBG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 15, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)
--Heh, did not know she had that twirling background.
Makes sense since she does it so naturally in the video.
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:41 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 15, 2018 10:41 PM (RfzVr)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:42 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2018 10:42 PM (c1sSU)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041053144107679745
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041053229604384769
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041053391538061312
Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:43 PM (3zt5o)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041053508408102916
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041053607150399489
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1041053888969891840
Posted by: kbdabear at September 15, 2018 10:43 PM (0Ntuf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at September 15, 2018 10:44 PM (wYseH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 10:44 PM (Ss+Em)
I think the best thing about the Tusk music video is that John McVie couldn't make the shoot, so the band carried around a cardboard cutout of him the whole time. Kinda funny.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2018 10:44 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:43 PM (3zt5o)
But they probably all have brand new cellphones.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:45 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:45 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2018 10:42 PM (c1sSU)
How many days/weeks has he been on the "no flip'.
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:45 PM (3zt5o)
Jeff Sessions, this entire past week, NEVER went into work. Instead he was replaced in his job by a life-size cardboard cutout picture of himself.
NO ONE EVER NOTICED.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2018 10:46 PM (feaxc)
If you are referring to the intro music ESPN used to use in the 80s-90s, I agree. I think Grand Prix 2 (F1 racing sim) used it too.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 15, 2018 10:46 PM (JdrZO)
Weather Update!
We're having occasional drizzle here, not even a slight breeze. My long afternoon of boarding up windows, and filling sandbags seems to have been a wise move.*
*Oh, wait, I remember now...I didn't do those things. I took a nap.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, breathlessly updating at September 15, 2018 10:46 PM (YgbOr)
The UK is showing commercials about 500 girls miss school a day because
they don't have access to free tampons and pads.... During the TCU game.
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:43 PM
Did the advert specify only "girls", or all menstruators?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:47 PM (e9G8E)
I just discovered the song 1985. Pretty good but I don't understand why Paul chose to sing it in such a strange/comical tone.
Posted by: qdpsteve at September 15, 2018 10:47 PM (feaxc)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:47 PM (3zt5o)
Please may I win the Powerball tonight so I can just walk away.
Posted by: Anna Puma at September 15, 2018 10:48 PM (c1sSU)
The UK is showing commercials about 500 girls miss school a day because
they don't have access to free tampons and pads.... During the TCU game.
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:43 PM
Did the advert specify only "girls", or all menstruators?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:47 PM (e9G8E)
All Natural Front Holes.
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:48 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:49 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:49 PM (e7oj4)
https://tinyurl.com/ybes48vb
Some of the film source for that video comes from Daredevil season one. A great end to the first half, with a nice choice for music.
https://youtu.be/lO61TCgbMas
Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 15, 2018 10:50 PM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (TdMsT)
High & dry?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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High & barely damp. But then, we're almost 3000' above sea level, so...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, breathlessly updating at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (UPjBG)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 15, 2018 10:41 PM (RfzVr)
Yaaay!
I really hope you can make it out there. That's kind of the idea, a place for people to hang out by a fire and not have to drive home, but also somewhere close enough to the rest of the world (it's maybe ten minutes to 94) that someone can run out for bagels and donuts in the morning for the campsite, and people who don't want to be outdoors all weekend can swing by from home for a little bit.
I really wish we could have picked a date that would've accommodated clutch, though. Sorry about that
Once everyone's out on bond, we'll have another meet-up, I promise.Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (cAnNx)
The guy made the OK sign! The "association with white supremacy" is a well-known 4chan joke. So why did the dumb shits at Fox neglect to mention that?
We live in such stupid times.
Posted by: Toad-O at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: t-bird at September 15, 2018 10:51 PM (x/2Z8)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:52 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2018 10:52 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2018 10:53 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Ladyl at September 15, 2018 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Puddleglum
Cats can always find a way...
Posted by: Leon Panthera at September 15, 2018 10:53 PM (hSkdO)
Asking for a dumb friend.
Posted by: Cicero
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Rats...maybe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2018 10:53 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2018 10:52 PM (KCxzN)
And mammals are a kind of weasel.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:54 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:54 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2018 10:54 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 10:55 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:56 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 15, 2018 10:56 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: cfo mom at September 15, 2018 10:41 PM (RfzVr)
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Yes, excellent.
But I want to tour the Jiffy plant.
They have tours, y'no.
Did you know that Jiffy was the first baking mix to hit the individual-consumer (vs. restaurant) market?
And it's still owned by the same family.
I think we should plan to take a tour.
Oh, wait. I'm nowhere near Michigan!!!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 10:56 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:56 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:56 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2018 10:57 PM (nJDwL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:54 PM
...which would explain a number of things...
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ydaoxx4o
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:57 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:57 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 15, 2018 10:58 PM (wJMQv)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 10:58 PM (3zt5o)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 10:56 PM
"Hand-wing"!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 10:58 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2018 10:57 PM (nJDwL)
I mean... we all went to school with those kids, right? Dark eyeliner? Listened to The Cure a lot? Wrote awful poetry? Put bat milk in their Kaboom?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 10:59 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 15, 2018 10:59 PM (cct0t)
They don't have that shit glorified running back JT Barrett acting like a qb. They can actually throw the ball.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 11:00 PM (cAnNx)
he should have been back by now, so we still have hopes.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 15, 2018 11:01 PM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Toad-O at September 15, 2018 10:59 PM
Heh. See my link at #163!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:01 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 15, 2018 11:03 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:03 PM (e9G8E)
They are creatures of habit, and they miss their plush yard with fence
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at September 15, 2018 11:04 PM (Ss+Em)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:04 PM (e7oj4)
Yeah hog, I appreciate a 2nd meetup. I found out this week that my older dog has cancer, so this hunting trip is Ziggy's Last Hurrah.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:05 PM (kiSdp)
He is about to wake up and probably do unspeakable things to Erin Gray.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:06 PM (E1IuB)
what happened to the lawnmower? i'm on the edge of my seat.
Posted by: concrete girl at September 15, 2018 11:06 PM (Tm+wy)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 15, 2018 11:01 PM (rjbMC)
Aw, that's rough. I hope Shane returns soon.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 11:06 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 15, 2018 11:01 PM (rjbMC)
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Oh, Lord.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 11:06 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: lin-duh at September 15, 2018 11:03 PM (kufk0)
Perhaps you should curse them?
Posted by: Yeshua at September 15, 2018 11:06 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Miss Piggy at September 15, 2018 11:07 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: garrett at September 15, 2018 10:57 PM (nJDwL)
So they are like almonds?
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 15, 2018 11:08 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:05 PM (kiSdp)
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So sorry man. That sucks.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 15, 2018 11:08 PM (I16G8)
Yeah I was gonna say, I didn't realize you were a Michigander...
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:08 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:05 PM (kiSdp)
Well Ziggy's counting on you then. You've got an obligation.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 11:08 PM (y87Qq)
he should have been back by now, so we still have hopes.
Posted by: redc1c4
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Keep heart.
A friend's cat disappeared for 3 years, then amazingly turned up again.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2018 11:09 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2018 11:10 PM (YgbOr)
Thanks, Ziggy has been my favorite dog that I have had and hopefully we have a good 2 week hunting trip. I'd like to get some pics of him and Gravy for the pet thread. I promised Zig I would not cry. He is a tough hound.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:10 PM (kiSdp)
Second episode of "Buck Rogers" on MeTV.
He is about to wake up and probably do unspeakable things to Erin Gray.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt"
I wanted to do those same things back then.
Space 1999 is on as well. And I swear that there's a program on one of the shopping channels called "Do You Poop Enough?".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 15, 2018 11:11 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: RickZ at September 15, 2018 11:11 PM (8lsuS)
I wondered if it might have been removed because this sentence violates FBs TOS and community standards:
"He made sure the table was in a good spot and he carried the sodas, straws,....."
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:11 PM (/xDxc)
Yeah I was gonna say, I didn't realize you were a Michigander...
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:08 PM (kiSdp)
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I got carried away by the Jiffy plant and the BBQ!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 11:11 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:12 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 11:12 PM (3zt5o)
You could always visit from wherever you live. Michigan is outstanding in the fall.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:13 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2018 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 15, 2018 11:13 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
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Good point. Guy will be lucky if he has a job tomorrow.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2018 11:14 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 15, 2018 11:15 PM (tR8iQ)
anyway. Apparently some people are highly allergic to the leaves and
sap. They produce latex in their sap. Turns out my daughter is allergic
to it. Don't know why they decided that playing with fig leaves was fun
in the first place. It was a delayed reaction several hours after
contact and after taking a shower even.
Posted by: lin-duh at September 15, 2018 11:03 PM
Aren't figs members of the genus Ficus? And I doubt that "sap" is latex...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:16 PM (e7oj4)
Got up late today, and it was going to be a good lazy day. Then my 14-year-old red heeler keeled over on her side, couldn't really get up, walk, maintain her balance.
500 dollars later I have a couple weeks worth of medication. If it doesn't work, it'll probably be the end. Great dog. Smartest dog I've ever had.
Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls - afficianado of dogs playing poker and velvet elvises at September 15, 2018 11:16 PM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 11:16 PM (3zt5o)
What are you looking at me for?
I was looking at Yanet's ass. I can't help it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 15, 2018 11:17 PM (8O3HH)
Deer season approaches. Looking forward to venison in the freezer. We have the fattest whitetails in the USA. Not sleepy, but I am about to put Man On Fire in the dvd player. Great berserker revenge film. Kill everyone who opens their eyes at you.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:18 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 15, 2018 11:16 PM (3zt5o)
--Yeah, serious.
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:19 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:20 PM (e7oj4)
Yeah, that is pet ownership though isn't it? He is nearly 13 and he has been great.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:20 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:13 PM (kiSdp)
Michigan is always outstanding but yes, fall really shows it off nicely.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 11:20 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 11:20 PM (y87Qq)
--I saw the Au Sable valley in the fall of 2000.
Really pretty.
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:23 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:20 PM (e7oj4)
Since the series Roseanne is owned by Roseanne Barr, does she also own the rights to the Connors?
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 11:23 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:23 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:24 PM (/xDxc)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 11:24 PM (cAnNx)
You could always visit from wherever you live. Michigan is outstanding in the fall.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:13 PM (kiSdp)
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I like what I've seen of Michigan. My MIL was from Boyne City --- beautiful area--- and one of my kids went to Hillsdale, which of course is much closer to where you guys are meeting up.
Not this year, but....... maybe sometime!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 11:25 PM (0jtPF)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:25 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 11:23 PM (6Zmow)
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I would imagine that they would have cut a deal with her for said rights, but this is just my speculation.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 15, 2018 11:26 PM (I16G8)
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Stealing a little girl's bike to evade the police is gonna cost him some cred among his fellow inmates.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:26 PM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:20 PM (e7oj4)
Since the series Roseanne is owned by Roseanne Barr, does she also own the rights to the Connors?
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 11:23 PM (6Zmow)
I think she sold it to ABC so they could do this, because she didn't want to have the other people punished for her thinking Valerie Jarrett was white.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 11:27 PM (cAnNx)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:27 PM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:25 PM (kiSdp)
To be honest, I could do without Mud Season, False Spring, Fool's Spring, and Second through Fourth Winter too.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 11:28 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 15, 2018 11:28 PM (8O3HH)
Yeah, a lot of people think Detroit = Michigan. Not hardly. My Dad lives sorta near Boyne and all the Shitcagoans have really driven up prices.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:29 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 11:27 PM (cAnNx)
So when it bombs, Roseanne comes out smelling like a rose and ABC not so much.
Posted by: ALH at September 15, 2018 11:29 PM (6Zmow)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 15, 2018 11:29 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:27 PM (BrxNJ)
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Hey there! Are you starting to feel better?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 15, 2018 11:29 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:30 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:30 PM (kiSdp)
The novelty will wear off in January.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:31 PM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:30 PM (e9G8E)
--LMAO, not even *close* to Winnipeg or North Dakota.
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:32 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: In Vino Veritits at September 15, 2018 11:32 PM (w3OLr)
Come back, Shane!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2018 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
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/wry smile...
when he comes home, i'll bore the ONT with how he got his name...
he's an adopted stray.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 15, 2018 11:32 PM (rjbMC)
Posted by: JTB at September 15, 2018 11:33 PM (V+03K)
....
Guilty as charged.
Although I also think of Flint as having poisoned water and Dearborn being a the Palestine of the Americas.
But Trump won there, so there must be some good parts.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:33 PM (/xDxc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2018 11:34 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:34 PM (kiSdp)
I truly dislike not being able to do much of anything for the next 4-5 weeks, especially not driving.
But other than that, I'm doing fine, CM.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:35 PM (BrxNJ)
Even when he is *not* on Buck Rogers, too.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:36 PM (E1IuB)
Do you live in N. Dakota?
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:34 PM (kiSdp)
--Nope, lived 10 years in Winnipeg, with lots of forays into Grand Forks and Fargo.
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:36 PM (e7oj4)
I lived in Dearborn and the "Palestinians" weren't why we moved.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:36 PM (kiSdp)
Yeah, we (dogs) are going west of Winnipeg next Saturday.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:37 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 15, 2018 11:38 PM (PUmDY)
Nah, Iowa the more rural corn megathon state. Iowa deer easily out weigh east of the big muddy. My demarcation lines are the big muddy and the Continental Divide. We get Texas and its oil plus the Dakotas, most of Montana, Wyoming, Colorado (after we cleanse the pukes on the east slope), and the waters of Superior. Looking to the future when the great schism occurs. Message: We don't need you.
No joking, just want to live long enough to make sure my grandkids live in the real America. Now, Creesy is coming to love the innocence of Pita.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:39 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:39 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:33 PM (/xDxc)
I lived in Dearborn and the "Palestinians" weren't why we moved.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:36 PM (kiSdp)
LOL.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:40 PM (E1IuB)
Jonathan Winters, this is a little girl's bike:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cgGbfmAgkLg
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
That youtube page had a link to another Jonathan Winters video about a sissy captain going after Moby Dick.
https://youtu.be/PppXA9p3bAY
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 15, 2018 11:40 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:39 PM (e9G8E)
Wasn't it also claiming that the vote boxes had 1,000s of ballots in them but there were only a few hundred.
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 11:41 PM (cAnNx)
Jill N. Stein's infamous vote recount quietly died after The Erection
when more votes than registered voters were found in a number of
precincts there...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto"
Well if anyone could kill an Erection it's Jill Stein.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 15, 2018 11:41 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 15, 2018 11:41 PM (FJrl0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at September 15, 2018 11:34 PM (l9m7l)
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Do you have a new installment?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 11:42 PM (0jtPF)
remember, leftists are paranoid loonies.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 15, 2018 11:42 PM (UFyv9)
Posted by: doug whiddon at September 15, 2018 11:43 PM (ek0tc)
Posted by: JuJuBee at September 15, 2018 11:44 PM (wJMQv)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 15, 2018 11:41 PM
.....
Jill Stein was actually the hottest female in the election.
Ponder that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:44 PM (/xDxc)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:44 PM (e7oj4)
Boy do we agree on that. My daughter worked in Iowa and absolutely loved it. Not surprised if she goes back.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:44 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at September 15, 2018 11:29 PM (w3OLr)
Two men enter, one man...wtf?
Posted by: Toothbrush Franklin at September 15, 2018 11:45 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 15, 2018 11:45 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: illiniwek at September 15, 2018 11:46 PM (Cus5s)
Ponder that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:44 PM (/xDxc)
What am I? Chopped liver?
Posted by: Tim Kaine at September 15, 2018 11:46 PM (sXefu)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:46 PM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Summer of Love at September 15, 2018 11:41 PM (FJrl0)
--I played a cassette I bought in 1992 today in my ride.
Still sounded great.
It was this album, a classic:
https://youtu.be/Es2gM3HWuAI
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:47 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 15, 2018 11:47 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: buzzion at September 15, 2018 11:41 PM (cAnNx)
Yes, something like that. im killing myself cuz I have not asked our SOS if she cleaned that up. She ran on Michigan having 103% of the population being enrolled to vote.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:47 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:33 PM (/xDxc)
Here's what Michigan looks like. This is where AltonJackson and I had lunch, on the corner on the left.
https://binged.it/2QBDwom
That's the substrate of Michigan: Chelsea and Mason and Charlotte and Grand Ledge and Williamston and a hundred other smallish cities with an eight to twelve block downtown, a supermarket, a couple of churches, A veterans' memorial park, some gas stations and municipal buildings, and a ubiquitous ice cream stand and a pizza place. The state road drops from 55 to 25 or so as you go through it, there might be a stop light or two when M-43 becomes Grand River Avenue for a few miles.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 15, 2018 11:49 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 15, 2018 11:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 15, 2018 11:49 PM (YgbOr)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:39 PM (tCvhJ)
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By God's grace, mine do.
And I pray that this will be all they know.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:50 PM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 15, 2018 11:42 PM (UFyv9)
Lefties aren't paranoid -- yet. Nobody's out to get them -- yet. And when we are out to get them, they'll never know what hit them (a thirty ought six at five hundred yards) and won't have time to be paranoid. Paranoia does not equal fake hysteria.
Posted by: RickZ at September 15, 2018 11:50 PM (8lsuS)
Palin was the hottest female running for high office ever, plus she could out sniper Mr Rogers.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:46 PM (tCvhJ)
When the dumb biotch was our governor, I always said that Jennifer Granholm was the hottest Gov in the lower 48.
Palin wins when considering all 57 states.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:50 PM (E1IuB)
Yeah, my Dearborn neighborhood got Section 8 and a lovely drug dealer on the corner, so we split. He was not Arab. Despite what people think, there is no sharia there.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:51 PM (kiSdp)
Yes, she needs to come back and settle here. I have a 23 year old grandson. He is a strong, did his time with the Coast Guard, and now is a welder making good bucks. We have plans for taking down the bridges over the big muddy.
Pita has been kidnapped and Cressy is recovering slowly, soon hell will be unleashed.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:53 PM (tCvhJ)
Ha! 2 penny Jenny! She was such a success that Repubs are still running against her reign or error. That mole on her face needed a rat to gnaw it off.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:53 PM (kiSdp)
Posted by: logprof at September 15, 2018 11:54 PM (e7oj4)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 15, 2018 11:53 PM (tCvhJ)
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Who's Pita and Cressy?
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:54 PM (BrxNJ)
.....
I'd probably stop by that little book store on W. Middle, but it looks like the Free Masons have an outpost nearby.
In all seriousness, that looks like a nice little town.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:55 PM (/xDxc)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:56 PM (BrxNJ)
Yeah, my Dearborn neighborhood got Section 8 and
a lovely drug dealer on the corner, so we split. He was not Arab.
Despite what people think, there is no sharia there.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:51 PM (kiSdp)
Ugh.
And no sharia yet, right?
I'm on the west side of the state, near the wooden shoes and that other Big Lake.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:56 PM (E1IuB)
Ponder that.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 15, 2018 11:44 PM (/xDxc)
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Actually, she's got nice looks for a candidate. She's attractive but definitely mature. With the right script and a good director, she could play a serious character.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 15, 2018 11:56 PM (0jtPF)
She would definitely go back, she still talks about it. I can't remember the little town north of Davenport. She is a RN working in Wesconsin as Michiganders pronounce it. She needs to find a good Catholic boy and settle down.
Posted by: clutch at September 15, 2018 11:56 PM (kiSdp)
Only one attempt was made to export the program to a South American market, in 1988. The first host was Alicia Gomez-Trauchtenberg (Sra. Alicia), who was fired after nine days when it was found out that she had been a member of a secret Ascuncion chapter of a pro-Nazi group. After a tenth day featuring an (unnamed) accordion player who played thirty minutes of spirituals on an accordion, a replacement was found - Juana Corazon (Sra Juanita). She was fired after seven days after it was discovered that she had acted in at least two pornographic films. "Romper Room" was promptly canceled, and no other attempts were made to further the series in Ascuncion or any other South American market.
Posted by: dIb at September 16, 2018 12:00 AM (VJOLZ)
Nice guys, a little rowdy and a bit strange. Man can they put away the beer. They will be at the bar at noon on Saturdays for the Wolverines football game and won't end up leaving until 8 or 9 at night.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2018 12:01 AM (/xDxc)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
I got a full tank of gas, some leftover chinese food, it's night, and I'm wearing sunglasses.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2018 12:01 AM (w+Jhj)
Grand Haven and Holland are the two best places in America that will nobody knows about.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:01 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 15, 2018 11:54 PM (BrxNJ)
Pita --Dakota Fanning
Creasy --Denzel Washington
in Man On Fire, possibly the best revenge flick ever made.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:01 AM (e7oj4)
I have a picture somewhere when she was a cheerleader for a local (SF peninsula) high school.
Posted by: JEM at September 16, 2018 12:02 AM (TJXOt)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:02 AM (BrxNJ)
claiming that 'exhaustion' and difference in surface contributed to the
distinction
Too much soy.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at September 16, 2018 12:02 AM (Tyii7)
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:03 AM (kiSdp)
She's attractive but definitely mature. With the right script and a
good director, she could play a serious character.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille"
I wasn't referring so much as to her looks, but rather what what would happen when she started talking.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2018 12:04 AM (w+Jhj)
Man On Fire, possibly the best revenge flick ever made.
Bing Crosby was a wild man!
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0050682
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2018 12:04 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:04 AM (e7oj4)
Yeah, I had two. And an older sister.
Have I mentioned the time my older brother drew all over my face with perm-ink markers? Mom was thrilled.
Fugitive riding a girl's pink bicycle leads California police on wild chase
We should just take headlines like this and make up our own stories.
HIYA HORDLINGS. It's SATURDAY NIIIIIIIGHT.
I miss you most of all, Don Pardo.
Posted by: mindful webworker - family: an excuse to quarrel at September 16, 2018 12:05 AM (XkxK0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:56 PM (E1IuB)
Grand Haven and Holland are the two best places in America that will nobody knows about.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:01 AM (kiSdp)
Sshhhh!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:05 AM (E1IuB)
....
Oral contraception.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2018 12:05 AM (/xDxc)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 16, 2018 12:05 AM (/xDxc)
--Not to mention Thread contraception.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:08 AM (e7oj4)
All that matters are s that Granholm got the Hell out of here. She just had to go to,an all girls school and talk to the girls about how great abortion was.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:08 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 12:09 AM (PUmDY)
I'd like to go to Silver Lake sand dunes. That whole west side is awesome. However, I've never been to Muskegon, so maybe there is an exception.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:10 AM (kiSdp)
Yeah, I had two. And an older sister."
Same here. I went through school thinking my name was "So and So's younger brother"
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at September 16, 2018 12:10 AM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:08 AM (kiSdp)
--A dirty secret is that the USA and Canada are outliers on abortion.
Despite the reputation as being liberal as all get-out, European countries are *very* restrictionist about abortion, especially in comparison with North America.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:10 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:05 AM (E1IuB)
I'd like to go to Silver Lake sand dunes. That whole west side is
awesome. However, I've never been to Muskegon, so maybe there is an
exception.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:10 AM (kiSdp)
Muskegon can be sketchy, but compared to Detroit or Chicago it's Disney World. Well, maybe Six Flags.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:12 AM (E1IuB)
I wonder why that is. Europe isn't exactly religious.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:14 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:14 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:12 AM (E1IuB)
BUT, the small downtown area near the small hockey stadium has a number of new breweries, and is being gentrified. Some of the neighborhoods are scary.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:14 AM (E1IuB)
Palin wins when considering all 57 states.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 15, 2018 11:50 PM (E1IuB)
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no love for Moonbeam Brown?
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 12:15 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 12:15 AM (rjbMC)
Last I heard, Moonbeam still identified as a male, although he *is* a biotch.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:17 AM (E1IuB)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:10 AM (e7oj4)
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Yep.
IIRC, only the UK and Netherlands are as bad as us.
Most countries have bans after 12 or 16 weeks.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 16, 2018 12:17 AM (0jtPF)
He's not Catholic, but believes in God and Christ, might be willing to convert for a hot Catholic. He's a good looking young man, got his feet on the ground, and takes after his grandpa. What more is to ask for.
Update, enjoy when the C4 bomb explodes in the corrupt cop's rectum.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 16, 2018 12:17 AM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at September 16, 2018 12:18 AM (mB4El)
It is banned at 0 weeks in clutch land.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:18 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 12:19 AM (PUmDY)
Interesting. She'd probably like him.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:20 AM (kiSdp)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:08 AM (e7oj4)
Going between at just the right time?
Posted by: Kylara, Queen Rider at September 16, 2018 12:20 AM (brIR5)
I wonder why that is. Europe isn't exactly religious.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:14 AM (kiSdp)
--Perhaps they have a modicum of common sense, that maybe it should not be easy for a mother to terminate a pregnancy of > 6 months.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:20 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2018 12:23 AM (Jv60O)
Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2018 12:23 AM (Jv60O)
It is banned at 0 weeks in clutch land.
Posted by: clutch at September 16, 2018 12:18 AM (kiSdp)
--Same in logprofia
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:25 AM (e7oj4)
Monticello is in Jones county not that far away. I am up in the driftless area. Grandson lives in Dubuque. He also does underwater welding. Plus he is beefcake quality unlike his aging grandpa.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 16, 2018 12:26 AM (tCvhJ)
Wow, Michael Moore is an even bigger scumbag than I thought. Check out "The Un-American" a documentary about Moore now showing on Amazon Prime. It's done by a guy who went to high school w/ him. It's well worth watching to get an idea of how despicable some leftists are.
Mind boggling is all I can say. Lying, cheating SOB would be a compliment to him.
Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2018 12:26 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: NCKate
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Put on a parka, go outside, video yourself leaning to one side, urge people to stay inside.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:27 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:27 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 12:27 AM (PUmDY)
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Huh...
Might have to check it out.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:28 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: SMH
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Says someone with Bronx and New Jersey in her hash.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:28 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:01 AM (e7oj4)
Top three with John Wick and Payback.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 16, 2018 12:28 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at September 16, 2018 12:17 AM (E1IuB)
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actually, he's one of those folks who Can't Understand Normal Talk.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 12:29 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:30 AM (BrxNJ)
That gets you all three missile wings and at least two bomb wings, one nuclear capable.
Posted by: Kylara, Queen Rider at September 16, 2018 12:30 AM (brIR5)
Ooh, I even got joo in my new hash
Posted by: NCKate at September 16, 2018 12:23 AM (Jv60O)
JV team
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 16, 2018 12:30 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 12:27 AM (PUmDY)
Jewish weather machine meme.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 16, 2018 12:30 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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It's an ongoing meme, mocking a D.C. councilman who claimed that Jews control the weather.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:30 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: SMH
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I'm onto you. I know all of this talk about 'Illinois' is just a clever cover.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:32 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 12:33 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 12:33 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Niki Haley at September 16, 2018 12:33 AM (3zt5o)
Following backlash, Trayon White Sr. apologizes for saying 'Rothschilds' created snowstorm to make money, says he didn't mean to be anti-Semitic
https://tinyurl.com/ydefjxgu
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:34 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:35 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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I mean, it's not true...is it? Certain people around here are...evasive...on the topic
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:35 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 12:38 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie
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No, it's just as I said, mockery of another (D) nutjob.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:39 AM (YgbOr)
Better than it was when I was growing up. When we'd drive there, the northern side always had the paper mill stink going on.
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 16, 2018 12:40 AM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 12:41 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 12:42 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at September 16, 2018 12:43 AM (j0Oc6)
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent
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*inhales deeply*
I like the smell of sulfur dioxide in the morning. It's the smell of profit !
Posted by: Col. Kimberly Clarke at September 16, 2018 12:43 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:30 AM (YgbOr)
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true dat...
what a fing idiot.
and the MFM covered it up faster than an obsessive/compulsive cat covering their shit in a litter box.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 12:43 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:44 AM (e7oj4)
Maybe time to get a new dealer?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at September 16, 2018 12:45 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: klaftern at September 16, 2018 12:46 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 12:43 AM (rjbMC)
--Ten years on, and we still get knee-slappin' "I can see Russia from my house!!11!!11!!!" jokes, but nothing but boo about the idiocy *actually* excreted by Demotards.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 12:47 AM (e7oj4)
It's amazing the hypocrite he is, tho no surprise. He paid his employyes shit, while railing for good wages, lied to people in his movies, underpaid them too, cheated on his taxes...the list is endless.
Yuge scumbag and hypocrite. But typical lefty.
Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2018 12:47 AM (yJ1e6)
Yes, we flyover people are the salt of the earth, yes, we are armed, yes, we just want to go our own way, and yes we are pissed off that we are targeted by the east and the west coasts, in particular DC. They do not want, peace as much as they might desire, to confront us and control us. No mrecy, no quarter. Burn them down, women, children. My give a down is busted.
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 16, 2018 12:49 AM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Col. Kimberly Clarke
Heh. Get similar reply here...
Visitor: *gah!* "what's that horrible stench?!"
Papermill worker: "That's the smell of money!" (bumpersticker slogan supplied by local union, natch.)
Funny, smells more like combo of boiled cabbage and rank diaper pail to me, unionDrone...
Posted by: JQ at September 16, 2018 12:51 AM (zMzA6)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 16, 2018 12:49 AM (tCvhJ)
Would you give an up?
Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2018 12:52 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: klaftern
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I knew the end had come years ago, when Richie Havens started doing commercials back in the late 80's.
Posted by: Col. Kimberly Clarke at September 16, 2018 12:52 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 12:53 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 12:55 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: colfax mingo at September 16, 2018 01:01 AM (tCvhJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:03 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:03 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:05 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:14 AM (PUmDY)
Glad you are feeling better. Be well. Don't know if you saw but my Jules had a similar surgery a while ago, along w/ other intrusions.
Takes some time, but you will be great.
Posted by: Farmer at September 16, 2018 01:15 AM (yJ1e6)
Alvarez won majority decision. Golovkin got screwed.
Posted by: Son of Sam the butcher at September 16, 2018 01:17 AM (VJBq9)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:18 AM (BrxNJ)
https://youtu.be/h8KtkPbIBsE
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:21 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:22 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 01:26 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2018 01:27 AM (OMopJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:28 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 16, 2018 01:28 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: torabora at September 16, 2018 01:27 AM (OMopJ)
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...until the burning times.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:29 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:30 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: jakee308 at September 16, 2018 01:30 AM (sc+Xh)
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:31 AM (BrxNJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 01:26 AM (VyJuA)
--I saw some of it Tuesday night.
America let more Koranimals in *after* 9/11 than in 225 previous years.
Think on that.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:33 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:28 AM (PUmDY)
--Toss-up to me.
I love the original, but EH does a good job compacting the pace.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:35 AM (e7oj4)
Hate to tell him this, but the people that's anti-science are the same ones who think genders are like Baskin Robins in that they come in thirty-one flavors (and then some).
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:37 AM (BrxNJ)
Think on that.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:33 AM (e7oj4)
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on the down side, that's bad for my blood pressure.
on the up side.... (ban-able comment here)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 01:38 AM (rjbMC)
Think on that.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:33 AM (e7oj4)
"Pisslam is a religion of peace" seemed to dictate our immigration policy after 9/11 through to this day, even after all the world-wide evidence is in that it is not. Keeping out those peaceful muzzies would have been racist or something. 'That's not who we are' bullshit, as if America was build on suicidal foundations.
Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2018 01:38 AM (8lsuS)
I've seen all kinds of men.
Some will rob you with a six-gun,
And some with a fountain pen."
Off the Byrds "Sweetheart of the Rodeo."
Posted by: BJM at September 16, 2018 01:40 AM (O74hG)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 01:40 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:42 AM (PUmDY)
lol
https://tinyurl.com/ycxs8udg
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:45 AM (BrxNJ)
When I was ten/eleven, damn, my mom would play the Roses In The Snow LP *every* school day in the morning.
Stuck in my head, especially "Jordan." I do recall checking out the album and thinking "Hey, she's really pretty."
Now, thirty years on, I finally get that it's a pretty damn good album.
Even from back then, I have always loved "Wayfaring Stranger"
https://youtu.be/BoTrGWL9_o4
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:47 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:47 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: BJM at September 16, 2018 01:49 AM (O74hG)
Sad and pathetic: Delusional Bill Kristol prepares 'war machine' to challenge Trump for 2020 GOP nomination
lol
https://tinyurl.com/ycxs8udg
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:45 AM (BrxNJ)
The most that dripping gash can do is fart in trump's general direction.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2018 01:49 AM (9Om/r)
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Stuck on stupid, indeed.
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:49 AM (BrxNJ)
lol
https://tinyurl.com/ycxs8udg
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 16, 2018 01:45 AM (BrxNJ)
--LMAO, bringing a limp dick to a sword fight.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:50 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 01:52 AM (PUmDY)
Surfperch #93 (and others): Mindful Webworker, your comment disappeared!
Hunnnh. First comment was sent on cell from in-town, and may have picked up a pixy-banned ISP. Seems to be okay now.
Wonder what I said. If it was... really me...
Posted by: mindful webworker - ultimately at September 16, 2018 01:53 AM (K7/OQ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 01:53 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 01:55 AM (rjbMC)
Posted by: Fox2! at September 16, 2018 01:57 AM (jQcQ5)
Posted by: BJM at September 16, 2018 01:57 AM (O74hG)
/happy dance
all is well on the FOB.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 01:55 AM (rjbMC)
--I'm in a semi-drunken haze, but was Shane the one lost in a coyote-ridden area?
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 01:57 AM (e7oj4)
/happy dance
all is well on the FOB.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 01:55 AM (rjbMC)
Woo-hoo! Give him a little bite of tuna. And then he will think, "hmmm. Stay out 3 hours, get one bite of tuna. Stay out for a week, get the whole can."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2018 01:58 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: BJM at September 16, 2018 02:00 AM (O74hG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 02:01 AM (PUmDY)
/happy dance
all is well on the FOB.
Posted by: redc1c4
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See? Hope springs eternal.
A missing pet is a hard thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:04 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 02:04 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:05 AM (YgbOr)
Back to EH: "Deeper Well" Emmylou Harris cover by The Wailin' Jennys . . . not a better/not better thing, but very . . . different . . .
https://youtu.be/496NboF4EMw
And why not another hoser band? Cowboy Junkies: "Isn't It A Pity?"
https://youtu.be/nbun2G6FjLY
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:06 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 16, 2018 02:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2018 02:07 AM (iwUO9)
hogmartin #168: I mean... we all went to school with those kids, right? Dark eyeliner? Listened to The Cure a lot? Wrote awful poetry? Put bat milk in their Kaboom?
Gems like this are why I plow through old comments ... all day ... every day... like a pathetic gold miner panning small streams... occasionally getting a nugget big enough to buy a can of beans and a beer...
Bat milk must become part of the AoS lexicon
Posted by: mindful webworker - 'way behind but you can leave a message at September 16, 2018 02:09 AM (K7/OQ)
i think that was the point.
Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 16, 2018 02:11 AM (Pg+x7)
I'm sure that Townes Van Zandt was grateful to both, but the EH version is my go-to recording.
http://tinyurl.com/mh724jo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:11 AM (YgbOr)
In that vein, a local shop had a replacement fuel pump for my Kohler, so it's under way again, just in time for the deluge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:14 AM (YgbOr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:16 AM (YgbOr)
http://tinyurl.com/mh724jo
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:11 AM (YgbOr)
--Nice!
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:18 AM (e7oj4)
reduction gear starters adapted to fit many Brit cars. Got one on order,
will ship Monday. They bought the car anyway, and we bump-started it,
and they drove her home. They must have made it OK, no nasty phone
calls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2018 02:07 AM (iwUO9)
They make those for a lot of older muscle cars. Great for when you got nightmare headers that entomb the original starter.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2018 02:19 AM (9Om/r)
And the three of us were a terrible sight"
--A fantastic couplet of American songwriting
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:20 AM (e7oj4)
In that vein, a local shop had a replacement fuel pump for my Kohler, so it's under way again, just in time for the deluge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 16, 2018 02:14 AM (YgbOr)
Definitely mixed feelings, but the money is more useful to me than the car right now, and truth be told, the main reason I bought it was to make a dollar off it. Which I did.
And I think it went to a good home, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2018 02:21 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 16, 2018 02:19 AM (9Om/r)
Cost less than the Lucas original, more reliable, and crank faster. This one was $189.95 I thought that was quite reasonable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2018 02:23 AM (iwUO9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 16, 2018 02:24 AM (iwUO9)
we moved into this position back just after the turn of the century, from herself's condo.
there is apparently an "X" on the roof/yard for all animals, since everyone comes by for food/water/shelter.
awhile back, every evening we'd go out to either do things in the yard (me), or put food down (her) and there would be a blond streak heading to the fence.
me, being me, took to calling after fast retreating kitteh "Shane, come back Shane..." because i'm like that, and this IS where "The Industry" lives...
one morning, during intermittent rain, there was a blond kitteh hanging out on the planter next to BBQ pagoda #1.
friendly, purring, and oh, SO stinky, having caught a dose of giardia from somewhere.
into a box, off to the vet, a couple of lab tests and a quick course of antibiotics, and we had rescued "Shane".... who was *quite* happy to be a house lion.
#Winning!!
except, of course, that, about 3 weeks later, i went out into the yard one evening, and a blond streak headed for the fence.
there is, apparently, a whole "Shane" clan, running around loose here.
regardless, our boy is home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 02:25 AM (rjbMC)
except, of course, that, about 3 weeks later, i went out into the yard one evening, and a blond streak headed for the fence.
there is, apparently, a whole "Shane" clan, running around loose here.
regardless, our boy is home.
Posted by: redc1c4 at September 16, 2018 02:25 AM (rjbMC)
--Immigration politics in a nutshell?
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:31 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at September 16, 2018 02:31 AM (VyJuA)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:37 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Kristol'S asse 2020 at September 16, 2018 02:39 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Kristol'S asse 2020 at September 16, 2018 02:41 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Kristol'S asse 2020 at September 16, 2018 02:39 AM (hVHEm)
--WAR ENSEMBLE!!!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/NMzoxhBuWgw
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:43 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:45 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Kristol'S asse 2020 at September 16, 2018 02:49 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Kristol'S asse 2020 at September 16, 2018 02:51 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2018 02:52 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:53 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2018 02:52 AM (hVHEm)
--If that text belonged to BK, then we're the better for losing it anyway.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:54 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Adriane the Music & Movie Critic ... at September 16, 2018 03:05 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 02:54 AM (e7oj4)
Yeah, it was just him bragging about his pathetic excuse for a "WAAAARR MACHIIIIINNE".
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2018 03:08 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2018 03:08 AM (hVHEm)
--Neocons being braggadocios about war machines.
Ye gods.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 03:12 AM (e7oj4)
--Neocons being braggadocios about war machines.
Ye gods.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 03:12 AM (e7oj4)
The best kind of war is the kind that drags on for years before ending in a shameful defeat for your own side.
🚢 🚢 🚢
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 16, 2018 03:20 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at September 16, 2018 03:20 AM (hVHEm)
--Thanks, Bill the Shill!!!
$)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 03:24 AM (e7oj4)
Lovely late summer weather. Thank you, President Trump.
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:26 AM (I9Sw7)
Bill Kristol is a war pig? Who knew?
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:28 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 03:29 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:26 AM (I9Sw7)
--Good gravy, can winter come faster, please???
Shit, I hate this heat.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 03:32 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: Adriane the Music & Movie Critic ... at September 16, 2018 03:35 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:37 AM (I9Sw7)
109 ?
Posted by: Adriane the Music & Movie Critic ... at September 16, 2018 03:35 AM (AoK0a)
--Not *that* bad here in Hell Paso, but I'd like it to be cool enough to sleep under at least a sheet.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 03:40 AM (e7oj4)
A force of 12,000 attacks Israel's Gaza border defenses.
Israel launches missile attack on Damascus airport.
Something, something Venezuela.
South Africa lands another 20 Billion dollar loan for infrastructure work that China's construction industry is uniquely qualified to perform.
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:50 AM (I9Sw7)
'scuse me. Some weird noises coming from the basement. I need to go see what's making all that noise.
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:57 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:50 AM (I9Sw7)
--Unlike white devils, the Chinese are virtuous and free from the slightest whiff of venial, pecuniary interests in the outcomes of African affairs.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 04:00 AM (e7oj4)
Oh, I don't know. John Wick is probably one of the most satisfying movies I've seen in decades. Not sure where it is in the pantheon of revenge flicks but its got to be Top 10.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 16, 2018 04:08 AM (JdrZO)
Posted by: Frank Franklinson at September 16, 2018 03:57 AM (I9Sw7)
Stay safe down there.
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2018 04:10 AM (hVHEm)
Posted by: Surfperch at September 16, 2018 04:12 AM (hVHEm)
Oh, I don't know. John Wick is probably one of the most satisfying movies I've seen in decades. Not sure where it is in the pantheon of revenge flicks but its got to be Top 10.
Posted by: Puddleglum, undisclosed location at September 16, 2018 04:08 AM (JdrZO)
--John Wick is excellent. Love, love.
I hold Man on Fire up for aesthetics. After Creasy is shot, and he goes into that public pool . . . that's a baptism. . . . he's born again . . . great imagery.
Taken is also Top 10. Of course.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 04:20 AM (e7oj4)
Posted by: RickZ at September 16, 2018 04:26 AM (8lsuS)
Posted by: epobirs at September 16, 2018 04:28 AM (AJKgl)
I'm sensing a use of below rated pressure parts ...
Posted by: Adriane the It's Not a Tuma Critic ... at September 16, 2018 04:32 AM (AoK0a)
--It's the stick-to-itiveness through crises like that that won WWII for our country.
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 04:33 AM (e7oj4)
Roses are red,
Blueberries are for pie,
It's hard to sleep at times,
But I'm going to lie down & try ...
or something like that ...
Posted by: Adriane the It's Not a Tuma Critic ... at September 16, 2018 04:49 AM (AoK0a)
--Roses are reddish
Violets are bluish
If it weren't for Jesus
I'd probably be Jewish
Posted by: logprof at September 16, 2018 05:03 AM (e7oj4)
We have F-1 in Singapore in a few hours
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2018 05:11 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2018 05:24 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Skip at September 16, 2018 05:46 AM (T4oHT)
Posted by: Eromero at September 16, 2018 05:49 AM (zLDYs)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 16, 2018 06:43 AM (58Au8)
Sailboats beating to windward heel and sail flat going to leeward.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at September 16, 2018 08:42 AM (EMi53)
But screwing with the incredible ice cream made in Babcock Hall by creative and hard-working Dairy Sci majors is the last straw, dammit.
Leave Babcock Alone!
Posted by: Michael Haz at September 17, 2018 08:29 AM (9ivOl)
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