FBI: Why No, We're Not Going to Be Investigating an Anonymous, Third-Hand, Completely Evidence-Free Allegation of a Local Alleged Crime Allegedly Committed 40 Years Ago, Well Outside Any Statute of Limitations

But that was never the point, was it?

The point was to pour this bloody chum in the water so that the sharks would be attracted and go into frenzy.

New -- FBI does not now plan to launch a criminal investigation of the Kavanaugh matter; instead the bureau passed the material to the White House as an update to Kavanaugh's background check, via @mattzap https://t.co/Q1EJQiJLkT
— Seung Min Kim (@seungminkim) September 13, 2018

The new line will be the same as the old line, but with a minor tweak: "We must wait until after the elections to find additional information about this completely evidence-free anonymous October Surprise."

How can the Republic endure if we don't know whether or not Brett Kavanaugh gave a geek a Purple Nurple in ninth grade?

BTW, Feinstein reportedly had this Mystery Accusation in her large back pocket since July.

What a shock, she drops it as the hearings are coming to a close and there's not enough time to "investigate this matter fully" before the elections.

Almost as if it were all planned off the rip.*

* Off the rip means at the start. This is some hot new slang I just learned. It dates from 2005 or earlier. So, cutting edge stuff for me.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:00 PM

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1 thnx ace!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 07:01 PM (Tm+wy)

2 Hah..There is no fool like an old fool, Feinstein.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 13, 2018 07:02 PM (a0IVu)

3 Yeah they're too busy

Posted by: NCKate at September 13, 2018 07:02 PM (T5wXH)

4 whoo hoo, that last one was a little disconcerting when they started talking about michelle's arms

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 13, 2018 07:02 PM (d7Ww2)

5 This FBI??

Posted by: DJ Jazzy Mel at September 13, 2018 07:03 PM (b0VKb)

6
Criminal? High school?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:03 PM (LsBY9)

7 But the seed has been planted...

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 07:03 PM (jDF8P)

8 What will someone have on Kavanaugh for next week?

Darn Duplicitous Dems!

Pray for Brett Kavanaugh!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:03 PM (AllCR)

9 The old Harry Reid gambit.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:03 PM (AkSKU)

10 Someone here posted that the White House already slammed the allegation as a dirty lie.

Thank God PDT knows how to fight.

All those years as a democrat taught him well.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 07:03 PM (kD8Fh)

11 That was quick. And if the jack wagons in the Trump-hating FBI passed on it, you know it's got to be pure, unadulterated bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:04 PM (NWiLs)

12 We must wait until we have a different president.

Posted by: Democrat response at September 13, 2018 07:04 PM (IqV8l)

13 THIS TOILET PAPER-IN-THE-TREE INCIDENT WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD, YOUNG MAN!

Posted by: Principal Vagina at September 13, 2018 07:04 PM (LuhtN)

14 BREAKING : In 10th Grade Brett Kavanaugh TP'd the Local Mosque

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:04 PM (AkSKU)

15 Call me "Stinkfinger"...

Posted by: Judge X at September 13, 2018 07:04 PM (jDF8P)

16
It won't stop the leftists from using the allegations. Because being lower then a feces covered snake is right up their alley.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (LOgQ4)

17 Why the hell did Republicans delay this vote? Obviously the longer this gets drawn out the more bullshit allegations will come forward. He'll get confirmed but smeared in the process.

But Republicans in the Senate can brag they gave Democrats enough opportunity to destroy his character, which is all this about.

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (UfkIY)

18 The point was to pour this bloody chum in the water so that the sharks would be attracted and go into frenzy.

Noted political scientist and Alfred E. Neumann body double Ron Howard has already tweeted that Kavanaugh will resign due to the letter/no letter.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (kD8Fh)

19
Criminal? High school?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Rock and roll High School!

Posted by: Ramones at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (IqV8l)

20 Seems almost like Feinstein et al would be committing a crime there. Oh well, Trump said pussy or something.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (JTUFF)

21 BREAKING : Brett Kavanaugh Cheated on HS Scoliosis Test

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (AkSKU)

22 When losing the argument, go low, and I mean low. Progs and their damned book of evil.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (oFsfu)

23 That atomic wedgie was assault!!!!

Posted by: DXO at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (nzKWW)

24 Gee, this might cost him Schumer's vote. And gin up the base.

But CNN will be sure to run for a week with it.

So, the real question is, who will be the first True Pussycon to come out against Kavanaugh?

Posted by: George LeS at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (59GGI)

25 Hah..There is no fool like an old fool, Feinstein.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite

Her driver wrote it, in the Chinese embassy, with an ink pen, by candlelight.

Well, it could be!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (S6Pax)

26 Nope. Terrorism not involved. Our work is done here...

Posted by: Federal Bikini Inspectors at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (jDF8P)

27 18 The point was to pour this bloody chum in the water so that the sharks would be attracted and go into frenzy.

Noted political scientist and Alfred E. Neumann body double Ron Howard has already tweeted that Kavanaugh will resign due to the letter/no letter.
Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 07:05 PM (kD8Fh)

I hear Ron Howard loves sucking cock. Absolutely LOVES it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

28 where the fuck is sleepy sessions regarding feinstein's chinese connections. sooner or later, you have filled enough depends.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (KP5rU)

29 I saw October Surprise open for the Guess Who at the Colosseum in Seattle.

Posted by: Phildog at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (Ik0/P)

30 I heard that, in second grade, he called a female classmate, and I quote, "a doody-head". Clearly unfit for the bench!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (+F0Wk)

31 I know it was him...

Posted by: Bullah Ballbricker at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (NgKpN)

32 Come on GOP!! Fucking stick it right down their ef'ing throats and confirm Kavanaugh ASAP!!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (2sCft)

33
Ben Sasse: "I cannot support Judge Kavanaugh based on these vague, unsubstantiated rumors. The president should withdraw the nomination."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (LsBY9)

34 17 Why the hell did Republicans delay this vote?

evidently there's a rule that the minority party, in this case the demonrats - can have an extra week for deliberation and unfounded sensational political hit jobs.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (kD8Fh)

35 BREAKING : Brett Kavanaugh Belonged to Secret HS Group That Covered Beatles Songs and Held Satanic Circle Jerks

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (AkSKU)

36 27: i heard he wouldn't suck potsie's. said it was too salty.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (KP5rU)

37 They didn't manage to get Clarence Thomas, who turned out to be the best justice in generations. The Republicans had better not cave on this.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (h2Bdk)

38 Jeb Bush would have done the right thing and waited.

For the good of the people.

Please clap.

Posted by: MJ at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (gAMkn)

39 I hear Ron Howard loves sucking cock. Absolutely LOVES it.
Posted by: Insomniac

His new one man stand up show "Opie Cunningham" will tell all!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (S6Pax)

40 Opie Wan Kenopie you are our only hope.

Posted by: Princess Leanya at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (IqV8l)

41 Harry Reid with Romney's Tax Returns, Part Deux.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

42 Face it Kavanaugh, you threw up ON Dean Wormer!

Posted by: ro-man at September 13, 2018 07:07 PM (RuIsu)

43 I imagine by now everyone is bored and embarrassed by this, except for the inmates of Arkham Asylum.... you know, the usual suspects.

Posted by: kraken at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (ffWPP)

44
How the fvck can a gas explosion blow the shit out of a house and not cause a fire?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (LOgQ4)

45 I hear Ron Howard loves sucking cock. Absolutely LOVES it.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (NWiLs)

If I were him, I wouldn't spout off so much since he cost the Evil Rat a $300mil loss on the Soylo movie.

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (oFsfu)

46
"the Kavanaugh matter"??

what a fucking joke

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (rrDmX)

47 Ever notice how nothing like this ever happens to Dem nominees?

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (UfkIY)

48 I'd recognize that Penis anywhere....

Posted by: Bullah Ballbricker at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (NgKpN)

49 So, it is national news that a high school boy was horny?

America, what a country!

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (P1f+c)

50 40 years ago is approx. when John Kerry, freshly rejected by the voters, was having a secret meeting with the North Vietnamese during a war.

Posted by: x at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (nFwvY)

51 Sorry, Senator. Letters To Penthouse aren't really considered evidence, but we'll send it up the chain to protect our phoney baloney jobs. Thanks again...

Posted by: Federal Bikini Inspectors at September 13, 2018 07:09 PM (jDF8P)

52 What's the allegation supposed to be? My money its a claim that Kavanaugh knocked up a girl in HS who got an abortion

It's like that old line about LBJ planting a rumor that an opponent had fucked a pig

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2018 07:09 PM (02Uau)

53 I hope Associate Justice K.'s first words after swearing in are "It's for life, bitches".

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 13, 2018 07:09 PM (xzqr4)

54 43 I imagine by now everyone is bored and embarrassed by this,

Even ol' Chuck Grassley got in a few shots at Senator Spartacus the other day.

Posted by: kallisto at September 13, 2018 07:09 PM (kD8Fh)

55 We need to do a line up...

Posted by: Bullah Ballbricker at September 13, 2018 07:09 PM (NgKpN)

56 I swear I saw a story about her having this info since summer ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:09 PM (bUjCl)

57 Senator Kamala Harris of.California asked for the vote on Judge Kavanagh to be postponed after she received an anonymous letter from a woman claiming that Kavanagh threw sand in her hair while playing in the sandbox during Kindergarten recess.

Posted by: mercenary13 at September 13, 2018 07:10 PM (5KAcM)

58 Maybe next nominee for Supreme Court should be Kermit Gosnell. Man's a saint.

Posted by: Miklos, pleading lefty insanity at September 13, 2018 07:10 PM (zCyNd)

59
Ben Sasse: "I cannot support Judge Kavanaugh based on these vague, unsubstantiated rumors. The president should withdraw the nomination."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:06 PM (LsBY9)

I'm only 80% sure this is fake.

Posted by: #neverskankles at September 13, 2018 07:10 PM (ok6mB)

60 You know who else loves sucking some dick?

Posted by: Willie Brown at September 13, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

61 They didn't manage to get Clarence Thomas, who turned out to be the best justice in generations. The Republicans had better not cave on this.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Almost stopped by the mythical pubic hair on the Coke can!

I think Bob Woodstein dreamed that one up and told it to Smokin' Joe Biden in the Men's washroom at a toney Washington DC restaurant, while they were both doing a line of cocaine together.

Well...it could have happened!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 13, 2018 07:10 PM (S6Pax)

62 What's the allegation supposed to be? My money its a claim that Kavanaugh knocked up a girl in HS who got an abortion

No; The woman claimed not to recall it until recently. Then 40 years later she remembered. Having an abortion is something someone would remember.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (AllCR)

63 There's toilet paper on your hands too.

Posted by: I don't think at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (loZXu)

64 Brett Kavanaugh once left his locker door slightly ajar.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

65
So, it is national news that a high school boy was horny?

British Expat is Terrified by America's Horny High School Culture.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (LsBY9)

66 >>>The point was to pour this bloody chum in the water so that the sharks would be attracted and go into frenzy.

This is the strategy.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (q177U)

67 Kavanaugh voted down due to exceeding teenager hickey threshold.

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (x3uXx)

68 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4plydSp1vY

Posted by: Bullah Ballbricker at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (NgKpN)

69
Like I predicted earlier, for this evil plan to work, first there's one and then...

"another woman comes forward with similar allegations."

It's not hard to find lying leftists these days.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (rrDmX)

70 >>No; The woman claimed not to recall it until recently. Then 40 years later she remembered. Having an abortion is something someone would remember

Wrong holed her.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (AkSKU)

71 He once passed a note to a girl he had a crush on in 9th grade.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (ptqGC)

72 >>I swear I saw a story about her having this info since summer ?

It's floating around the tubes.

NBC had the Trump tape for months before they dropped it. They time these things for when they think they will do maximum damage.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

73 Until now Republicans brought a knife. A putty knife.

Then there was PDT

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (rhXTS)

74 The letter has not been disclosed, correct? Doesn't the accused have the right to face the accuser? Or at least know what exactly he's being accused of?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (/qEW2)

75 I am so thankful and Blessed to have just sold my house in California. Half wits like Feinstein, Pelosi, Harris and the truly idiotic Ted Lieu have really tanked the once great California republic. My wife and I are flying out to Texas this evening to look for homes. I feel badly for the good people who can't leave.

Posted by: rockysan at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (/QpMs)

76 52 What's the allegation supposed to be? My money its a claim that Kavanaugh knocked up a girl in HS who got an abortion.

Oh you give them too way too much credit! Because they would have leaked that one.

The allegation is "HE LOOKED AT ME FUNNY!!!!!" Because that's the same thing as Rapity Rape to SJW's.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (k1TUh)

77 "But that was never the point, was it?"

The point, to borrow a metaphor from Jeff Goldstein from way back in the day, was to float as many little air-biscuits of innuendo as possible in the hope that some of the stink would stick to Kavanaugh's furniture.

Posted by: Alex at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (vshng)

78 Martha McCallum talking about it right now.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (ptqGC)

79
Another woman will "come forward." And then another.

And then another.

And then, one by one, they'll peel off Republican Cucks.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (rrDmX)

80 Kavanaugh felt up Anita Hill in high school.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (oVJmc)

81 You mean to tell me that the FIB is not going to investigate a 45 year old alleged crime by an anonymous source from a spy that had a Chinese handler?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (pw+jk)

82 Brett Kavanaugh once left his locker door slightly ajar.

That's all I got.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (ptqGC)

----------------

It was not the jar itself but what was in the jar. You won't believe what happened next.

Posted by: G at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (iQKgg)

83
Doesn't the accused have the right to face the accuser? Or at least know what exactly he's being accused of?

How quaint.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (LsBY9)

84 Rumor I heard is that dastardly Kavanaugh held the blanket over someone's head when he farted! He's not competent!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (2sCft)

85 69
Like I predicted earlier, for this evil plan to work, first there's one and then...

"another woman comes forward with similar allegations."

It's not hard to find lying leftists these days.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (rrDmX)

Paging Gloria Allred, Gloria Allred to the fraudulent accusation courtesy phone.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (NWiLs)

86 We have it on good authority that Kavanaugh had pudding without eating his meat.

Posted by: CNN at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (5jVnA)

87 Apparently he got a girl drunk, drove her off a pier and into the harbor and then swam to safety and cocktails while she remained trapped and later drowned.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (AkSKU)

88 I feel badly for the good people who can't leave.
Posted by: rockysan at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (/QpMs)

Welcome to Texas!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (MX7xj)

89 How the fvck can a gas explosion blow the shit out of a house and not cause a fire?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic

The explosion uses up all the oxygen, like how you blow up an oil well fire to put it out?

The explosion doesn't last long enough to impart enough heat to flammable things?

I wouldn't count on a natural gas explosion not causing a fire, but I can see it (not) happening.

Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

90 So this is the Democratic Mcguffin Strategy. This is JUST like the Trump Dossier. What's in the letter is probably bullshit, not important. Beside the point.

This will be the play book over and over.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (q177U)

91 Ace: "The point was to pour this bloody chum in the water so that the sharks would be attracted and go into frenzy."

Who? Us? Well I never!

But now that you mention it, where can we get this chum and how much can we buy? Is there a volume discount? And what's the best brand? Who else knows about this "chum"? Will it hurt the environment? Do we need a special license? For the love of Pete, GIMME THE CHUM!

Posted by: The MFM Industrial Complex at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (6eEQ+)

92
Come on.

Do any of you have any doubt there are hundreds of leftist angry crackpot broads calling their D senator claiming to be a #metoo of Kavanaugh's?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (rrDmX)

93 Billy Jeff Clinton laffs and laffs. And so does Ted Kennedy from hell, when he's not screaming in agony.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (ptqGC)

94 IOW, it's such a pathetic crock of BS that even that pack of Armed Demonrats can't do anything with it.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (58Au8)

95 It's floating around the tubes.

NBC had the Trump tape for months before they dropped it. They time these things for when they think they will do maximum damage.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:12 PM (/tuJf)

Yes. Last, desperate salvo on the road to Kavanaugh confirmation.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (bUjCl)

96 I wouldn't count on a natural gas explosion not causing a fire, but I can see it (not) happening.

Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

Pro tip: asbestos tighty whities.

Posted by: adolescent Brett at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (zCyNd)

97 I believe that he used the dreaded "r" word when joking around with his fellow prep school buddies, yep, RETARD!!

This must not stand!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (2sCft)

98
I guarantee gloria allredbaboonass has already received dozens of phone calls for more willing volunteer victims.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 07:15 PM (rrDmX)

99 Judge Kavanaugh actually coined the term "Two in the pink, one in the stink."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

100 If only he'd driven an Oldsmobile off a bridge while drunk, and drowned a girl.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:16 PM (ptqGC)

101 We have it on good authority that while in high school Judge Kavanaugh used careless aim at the urinal.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:16 PM (NWiLs)

102 Mystery accusation? Great accuser? Satan? Coincidence?

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 13, 2018 07:16 PM (cyMuD)

103 Hey, folks who are "speculating" -- you're carrying water for the fascists. Stop spreading and enlarging the smear.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 07:16 PM (naEeR)

104 After the reported incident, cutting a hole in a Medium Sized Popcorn Bucket and placing your penis inside with all that warm, buttery popcorn [without prior consent from your date] became known as 'The Kavanaugh'.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (AkSKU)

105 What counts for evil with Diane Feinstein?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (ptqGC)

106 FBI Agent 1: (Looking at Feinstein Letter) Hey Shecky, you looking into this?

FBI Agent 2: Are you crazy? We're about to be broken up in a year and sent to Minot, North Dakota. I need top bunk!

Posted by: Boswell at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (OjnQU)

107 Well, I have about had it with these damn 'people'. I am so close to taking GOD's name in vain. I'll be taking a shower now and maybe reading a bit. Y'all thrash this out.

Posted by: Eromero at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (zLDYs)

108 There is no limiting principle for leftists. They will do or say whatever it takes to achieve their goals.

Morals. Nope.
Economic. Nope.
Legal. Nopety nope nope.
Expediency.... if it'll work, they'll do it, no matter how high the pile of bodies.

Posted by: Simplemind at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (ZuGkg)

109 103 Hey, folks who are "speculating" -- you're carrying water for the fascists. Stop spreading and enlarging the smear.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 07:16 PM (naEeR)

Lighten up, Francis. It's obvious we're taking the piss.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

110 89 How the fvck can a gas explosion blow the shit out of a house and not cause a fire?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic

The explosion uses up all the oxygen, like how you blow up an oil well fire to put it out?

The explosion doesn't last long enough to impart enough heat to flammable things?

I wouldn't count on a natural gas explosion not causing a fire, but I can see it (not) happening.
Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM (P1f+c)

They use explosives to put out oil well fires.

Posted by: Ace's liver at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (h2Bdk)

111 We have it on good authority that Kavanaugh had pudding without eating his meat.
Posted by: CNN at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (5jVnA)

+++++
Oh, I think he did a WHOLE lot more deviant stuff with that pudding cup, my friend. IYKWIMAITYD.
***Wink. Wink.***

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (2sCft)

112 Since he has been a Judge for many years one would think something like this would have come out already....DiFi should be thrown out

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 07:18 PM (O2RFr)

113 Hey, folks who are "speculating" -- you're carrying water for the fascists.

Yup. Upscale your vocabulary.

Posted by: Accociation of Asseverators at September 13, 2018 07:18 PM (zCyNd)

114 17 Why the hell did Republicans delay this vote?

No matter. It is just going to make him good and angry. With luck he will never pull a Roberts on us.

And it sets the stage for the next one. If they prance around like chicken little over him, what is left for the encore when RGB gets splashed with water and melts into the floorbards?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 13, 2018 07:18 PM (LWu6U)

115 My husband just said, "It's obvious there's a girl from high school who's still pissed off he didn't take her to prom."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:18 PM (ptqGC)

116 Feinstein's got a LOT of fucking nerve. She's worrying about Kavanaugh snapping a bra strap 40 years ago, but for half of that time she had a Chinese Communist agent on her payroll, and she was shoveling money for HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. to her husband.

But that's no biggie. Snapping bra straps? Capital offense.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:18 PM (YqDXo)

117 Meh. As long as the Republicans hodl none of this matters. You know what they call a Federal judge confirmed under controversy? Your Honor.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

118 111 We have it on good authority that Kavanaugh had pudding without eating his meat.
Posted by: CNN at September 13, 2018 07:13 PM (5jVnA)

+++++
Oh, I think he did a WHOLE lot more deviant stuff with that pudding cup, my friend. IYKWIMAITYD.
***Wink. Wink.***
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:17 PM (2sCft)

It's a good idea to warm it up a bit first. Well, so I've heard. From a friend.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:19 PM (NWiLs)

119 The explosion uses up all the oxygen, like how you blow up an oil well fire to put it out?

The explosion doesn't last long enough to impart enough heat to flammable things?

I wouldn't count on a natural gas explosion not causing a fire, but I can see it (not) happening.

Posted by: mikeski at September 13, 2018 07:14 PM

Okay, I suppose it's possible in theory. In reality a bunch of these homes are seriously blown the hell up. Off their foundations, debris everywhere.

Now they're gonna cut off the power to a couple hundred thousand residents in the area because of these three dozen homes. Miles apart.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:19 PM (LOgQ4)

120 112 Since he has been a Judge for many years one would think something like this would have come out already....DiFi should be thrown out
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 07:18 PM (O2RFr)

You mispelled "prosecuted." For corruption and criminal negligence.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:19 PM (YqDXo)

121 "He said it would just be the tip."

"The. Tip."

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:19 PM (AkSKU)

122 He called his High School a shithole.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

123 Of course, I don't mean the obvious jokes, but the "serious" speculation.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (naEeR)

124 I have it on good authority that Kavanaugh went from first base directly to third base well out of order, and a week ahead of schedule. And Susie PantySqueeze had to re-order all the boys who were at various stages of backseat fumbling, all in the proper protocol. Kavanaugh ruined all that.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (YFnq5)

125 And somehow these same people will be puzzled at how the public no longer believes the majority of claims of racism, sexism, or rape.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (JTUFF)

126 He promised not to do that thing in her mouth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (yQpMk)

127 I agree with Carlson and Sharyl Attkisson, the reason that the counter investigation and Trump declassifying the documents is taking so long is because this is much bigger than the 2016 election. This goes to misconduct at the DOJ and FBI for years and the implications of exposing that are huge.

https://tinyurl.com/yasu8gb4

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

128 >>> BREAKING : Brett Kavanaugh Belonged to Secret HS Group That Covered Beatles Songs and Held Satanic Circle Jerks

That was NRO.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (kFnmp)

129 Well the unnamed "victim" has some high profile female MeToo lawyer... Probably gonna sue or something... They can't let Kavanaugh be confirmed

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

130 Almost as if it were all planned off the rip.*
That expression is the bee's knees. Also, the tardigrade's testicles.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

131 89 How the fvck can a gas explosion blow the shit out of a house and not cause a fire?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic

The same way you can quickly swoosh your hand through a flame and not get burnt.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

132 108 There is no limiting principle for leftists.

This is insightful. If you believe in nothing, you can believe in anything. The is why most of their writings are such a hard read - they spout such nonsense if you understand the subjects.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (LWu6U)

133 Judge Kavanaugh requested a double scoop of cooked spinach from the lunch lady in 10th grade. Who does that?

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (NWiLs)

134 Insomniac: "Paging Gloria Allred, Gloria Allred to the fraudulent accusation courtesy phone."

Yep. We won't know we're still living in Stupid Times until Gloria Allred starts her fictional grievance parade.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (6eEQ+)

135 129 Well the unnamed "victim" has some high profile female MeToo lawyer... Probably gonna sue or something... They can't let Kavanaugh be confirmed
Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 07:20 PM (O2RFr)

Gloria Allred is warming up the bullpen.

I'm just glad she and George Soros didn't have a family together.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (YqDXo)

136 Sorry, but "off the rip" was never a thing. Ever.

Word.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (5AVMW)

137 >> It dates from 2005 or earlier. So, cutting edge stuff for me.

For a 29-year-old, Ace, you're slow on the uptake.

Posted by: Sphynx at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (rXie1)

138 132 108 There is no limiting principle for leftists.

This is insightful. If you believe in nothing, you can believe in anything. The is why most of their writings are such a hard read - they spout such nonsense if you understand the subjects.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 13, 2018 07:21 PM (LWu6U)

It's all Will to Power all the time.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

139 I have it on good authority that Kavanaugh went from first base directly
to third base well out of order, and a week ahead of schedule.

I have a strange new respect for the man.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

140 There's only one thing for Kavanaugh to do: announce that "his reality" is that he's gay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

141 He tried to steal home. Cue Meatloaf and Phil Rizutto

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (02Uau)

142 Maybe he wrote something nice in her yearbook they can forge, I mean produce as proof

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (O2RFr)

143 "the wall just got 10 feet higher Senator"

Posted by: Kavanaugh's Brain at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (nFwvY)

144 @136
You know it bra.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (K2eYy)

145 121 "He said it would just be the tip."

"The. Tip."
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:19 PM (AkSKU)

And he promised - PROMISED - he'd pull out before finishing.

Bastard!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (YqDXo)

146 "Off the rip" is so dated.

All the kids these days say "from the get-go".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (UbZ3V)

147
NBC had the Trump tape for months before they dropped it. They time
these things for when they think they will do maximum damage.

If it were substantial, they would have torpedoed him months ago.

Trying it late means its nothing.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (oVJmc)

148 who is going to fap the baseball bat this time?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (KP5rU)

149 133
Judge Kavanaugh requested a double scoop of cooked spinach from the lunch lady in 10th grade. Who does that?

Posted by: Insomniac

He was doing a modified Blutarsky playing a zit, but in this case, one that was badly infected.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

150 13
THIS TOILET PAPER-IN-THE-TREE INCIDENT WILL GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD, YOUNG MAN!

Posted by: Principal Vagina at September 13, 2018 07:04 PM (LuhtN)

LMAO...

Oh and its the "bleeding edge" Ace. thats even edgier than the cutting edge stuff. just sayin.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (3SzRC)

151 If only I'd gone with the suggestion of the sketch artist, we'd have that little Hooligan...

Posted by: Bullah Ballbricker at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (NgKpN)

152 All these years and this is just coming out?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (O2RFr)

153 >>>All the kids these days say "from the get-go".

Or "from the giddyup."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (kFnmp)

154 146
"Off the rip" is so dated.

All the kids these days say "from the get-go".

Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Sheesh, you are a fossil. From 21 Jump Street is the new saying.

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:25 PM (T6t7i)

155 "Well, it was 40 years ago, there's no crime scene for us to destroy." - the FBI

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

156 If Kavanaugh would just announce he's transitioning, all would be forgiven and he'd be cheered on.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at September 13, 2018 07:25 PM (ptqGC)

157 Do you know how many sharpened pencils Mr. Kavanaugh catapulted into the dropped ceiling tiles during an important trigonometry test?!!
It took our janitor several minutes to get them out.

Posted by: Principal Vagina at September 13, 2018 07:25 PM (LuhtN)

158 133

Judge Kavanaugh requested a double scoop of cooked spinach from the lunch lady in 10th grade. Who does that?

Posted by: Insomniac

You guys. Funny! I'll just sit and watch.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 07:25 PM (3SzRC)

159 The question now is who cucks out first?

One of those dignified GOPe ladies methinks.

Then again, maybe not. It's pretty obvious it's a con job.

This is designed to taint any opinions he makes on lady bits cases, mainly abortion.

Also if they get back into power with numbers they'll attempt an impeachment.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

160 139 I have it on good authority that Kavanaugh went from first base directly
to third base well out of order, and a week ahead of schedule.

I have a strange new respect for the man.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US

Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

161
Dianne Finklestein

Posted by: Sphynx at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (rXie1)

162 A statement put out by the McCain family was one of John's final wishes was that the vote be delayed till this troubling issue be figured out.

Posted by: A dude in MI at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (CDETr)

163 My take is that Feinstein is covering her ass. She knows there is nothing here, but if people on the left ever found out that she had this and did nothing with it they would never forgiver her.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (xPl2J)

164 >>No; The woman claimed not to recall it until recently. Then 40 years later she remembered. Having an abortion is something someone would remember

Wrong holed her.

Wahoo!

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

165 155 "Well, it was 40 years ago, there's no crime scene for us to destroy." - the FBI
Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 07:25 PM (HgMAr)

And no Dog to shoot...

Posted by: Local Cops at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

166 everyone in california politics knows that kamela harris is willing to enthusiastically engage in any and every depraved sexual act should it help her career.

makes huma look like an amateur.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)

167 Just speculation on the declassification. I have a feeling that things have been so out of hand for so many years that PDT's legal team doing the review are just mind boggled. It will be resolved in short order, and it wouldn't surprise me if there was a prime time Presidential address to kick things off.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (xzqr4)

168

Look, I think I go along with Jonah and say that, all things being equal, any guy Trump nominates is just not that Republican, and we need to hold off, and perhaps nominate a full on Communist, because it is ultimately better for the Republicans.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (ySAEx)

169 Slippin' Jimmy fell after a few beers dick first into some mish after Prom is junior year.

Meanwhile, RBG openly advocates for the age of consent to be lowered to 12.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (6OoFY)

170 He was doing a modified Blutarsky playing a zit, but in this case, one that was badly infected.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:24 PM (T6t7i)

Gee, thanks. *looks at dinner, no longer feeling hungry*

Posted by: auscolpyr at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (oFsfu)

171 140 There's only one thing for Kavanaugh to do: announce that "his reality" is that he's gay.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (YqDXo)

"I've chosen to live my life as a gay man. A gay man who doesn't believe in gay marriage."

Kisses,

Judge Kavanaugh

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (4ErVI)

172 Kavanuagh once got his beans caught above the franks in a high school bathroom.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (kFnmp)

173 His teacher asked him how was the weekend and he flashed an "OK" sign at her.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (HgMAr)

174 Kavanaugh was in a frat at Yale. I was afraid women would make up shit

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (02Uau)

175 wth: "'Well, it was 40 years ago, there's no crime scene for us to destroy.' - the FBI"

That's the old paradigm. The new paradigm is the one of concern now: What crime scene can they create?

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (6eEQ+)

176
One day while we were workin', the Kavanaugh Boys came callin'...

There was just one of 'em. That was enough.

Posted by: Kenny Rogers at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (8O3HH)

177 If you were a Democrat Senator in a red state like West Virginia, Montana, Missouri, etc, I would think this is the last thing you want. A disgusting attack.

It just enrages Republican voters, voters that these Democrats need to cross over.

I'm sure this plays well in coastal blue states, but not in states Democrats actually need to win over.

Posted by: Blago at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (UfkIY)

178 163
My take is that Feinstein is covering her ass. She knows there is
nothing here, but if people on the left ever found out that she had this
and did nothing with it they would never forgiver her.

Posted by: Mark1971

You are correct, sir!

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

179 The media will regret every utterance from the last 40 years if this war heats up.

If I were them, Id be a little more cautious with the can of gasoline.

Posted by: Dime 333 at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (aR6C/)

180 The Left has no sense of shame. They want us dead, unless we kneel to them.

Remember this when CW2 starts.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (UsCnO)

181 Know what DOES NOT have a statute of limitations Di? Rhymes with *season*. Have you thought about what might happen if YOU get charged and you fight it all the way to the SCOTUS? Hmmmm? Could be like a regular fucking reunion, eh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... gasp... HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHHA!

She is not in your league, but I hear that Karma is a real bitch, Di.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (U0dPQ)

182 "the 3rd trimester just moved 4 weeks sooner. what else you got?"

Posted by: Kavanaugh's Brain at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (nFwvY)

183 In high school, he had a mullet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (oVJmc)

184 Can you say cover up?

Posted by: MAGA at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (/8RAd)

185 If this wasn't real, could I do this? *waves paper*

Posted by: David Letterman at September 13, 2018 07:29 PM (xSo9G)

186 166 everyone in california politics knows that kamela harris is willing to enthusiastically engage in any and every depraved sexual act should it help her career.

makes huma look like an amateur.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)

I've heard this from various corners around the internet. Supposedly Willie Brown pimped her around at orgies and stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 07:29 PM (4ErVI)

187 Until she carries a mattress around town I don't believe the accusations.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at September 13, 2018 07:29 PM (PvCxa)

188 Ellison tied in MN.

https://tinyurl.com/y7we44ex

Posted by: Ha at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (MAstk)

189 *ponders doing a search of "Purple Nurple"...decides against..*

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (bUjCl)

190 183
In high school, he had a mullet.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles

If true, this does disqualify him. IF!

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (T6t7i)

191 Hope all is well with MP^4, his whole area is blowing up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

192 He once fapped watching a hot girl in a pool through a window.

No, wait, that was Judge Reinhold.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (oVJmc)

193 160 139 I have it on good authority that Kavanaugh went from first base directly
to third base well out of order, and a week ahead of schedule.

I have a strange new respect for the man.
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (T6t7i)

ALL YOUR BASES ARE BELONG TO US
Posted by: Don Q at September 13, 2018 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

Homerun, double, triple, single, triple, single, homerun, double, triple, homerun, single.

Duh.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (6OoFY)

194 I'm just speculating on a hypothesis. I know I don;t know nothin.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

195 dammit

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

196 I'm so glad we have a motivated go-getter as an AG that should be investigating DiFi's PRC connections thoroughly.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (r9UYA)

197 Why is this confirmation hearing still going on? Can't the Republicans end this and call for a vote?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (UbZ3V)

198 Why the hell does Grassley and the rest of the GOP Senators agree to delay the confirmation on these tactics? So now they're pushed the process forward +1 week? Huh. Anyone want to take bets the Dems will pull another rabbit out of the hat in the extra time they've now been given? GOP is so frustratingly lame. The Dems play dirty every day and the GOP just takes it in the teeth.

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (db5dt)

199 40 years ago is approx. when John Kerry, freshly rejected by the voters, was having a secret meeting with the North Vietnamese during a war.
Posted by: x at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (nFwvY)

Yet what has changed.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (rhXTS)

200 A bunch more federal judicial nominees voted out of committee this a.m.

Winning.

Posted by: Ha at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (MAstk)

201
Geez... all of eastern NC looks like prime tornado territory right now.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (LOgQ4)

202 This is why I can't be a judge. Because of all the things I did in high school.

Posted by: Janetoo at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (t3qE+)

203 This is what we get because we let psychotic Moloch worshipping baby killers lecture us on morality for 50 years.

Fuck you, DiFi, you satanic ghoul.

If we lived in a just world people like her would be ashamed to show her face in public.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (FFJtw)

204 I was a young exchange student from Australia. G'day.

We went on a date Kavanaugh and I. After the movie I told him I was on the rag, but that he could rip me up the sh!++er if he wanted. He turned me down! Can you believe that Racist!!!!

Posted by: Kangaroo Sally at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (ZuGkg)

205 When I was in HS, I double dated with my buddy and two young ladies. We snuck into our local pool, and went semi-skinny dipping (undies only). Does this mean I can't be on SCOTUS?

Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (T6t7i)

206 174 Kavanaugh was in a frat at Yale. I was afraid women would make up shit
Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2018 07:27 PM (02Uau)

Have you seen the women at Yale? Even the ones who make the cut for fraternity parties?

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (6OoFY)

207 The old battleaxe is just re-establishing her street cred with the moonbat left as a vile son of a bitch.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (Y274z)

208

Sorry, but "off the rip" was never a thing. Ever.

That's up there with "all wee-weed up." Who TF says that? I've never heard that before. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (HaL55)

209 I've heard this from various corners around the internet. Supposedly Willie Brown pimped her around at orgies and stuff.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 07:29 PM (4ErVI)
............

and nobody got bit?

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (HgMAr)

210 146 "Off the rip" is so dated.

All the kids these days say "from the get-go".
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 07:23 PM (UbZ3V)

I thought it was "from Square One". It's so hard to stay current.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (sdi6R)

211 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

Oh, dear. That's where he lives?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (AllCR)

212 My take is that Feinstein is covering her ass. She knows there is
nothing here, but if people on the left ever found out that she had this
and did nothing with it they would never forgiver her.

Posted by: Mark1971

You are correct, sir!
Posted by: pep at September 13, 2018 07:28 PM (T6t7i)

Except she's a walking corpse, so that decision was actually made by her staff, desperately trying to find a way off of her sinking, old-lady's-diaper-smelling ship.....

So fuck them in particular.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2018 07:33 PM (5AVMW)

213 This is why I can't be a judge. Because of all the things I did in high school.

Posted by: Janetoo at September 13, 2018 07:31 PM (t3qE+)

Me too. Plus college. Unless I run as a Democrat, of course.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 13, 2018 07:33 PM (qUahL)

214 Kangaroo Sally...PM me.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 07:33 PM (Y274z)

215 Maybe he wrote something nice in her yearbook they can forge, I mean produce as proof

"Sorry about all that.
- Judge Kavanaugh"

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 07:33 PM (Wd55D)

216 Kavanaugh once faked illness to get out of school, then went to his best friend's house and they took the Ferrari out without permission...oh wait.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:33 PM (NWiLs)

217 Bloomberg running as D in 2020.

https://tinyurl.com/y7477wku

Posted by: Ha at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (MAstk)

218 Oh, dear. That's where he lives?

Yeah, I just e-mailed him, but the nooz says they've cut off power to sort of everywhere.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (fuK7c)

219 Have you seen the women at Yale? Even the ones who make the cut for fraternity parties?
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (6OoFY)

Only Yale women get invited to frat parties ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

220 It's all Will to Power all the time.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:22 PM (NWiLs)

------

Will to Cower is what we have all the time.

Posted by: Republicucks at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (laClh)

221 bill in arkansas: "...and it wouldn't surprise me if there was a prime time Presidential address to kick things off."

If things are as bad as we suspect they are (and I more than suspect it), then Trump simply must use a Prime Time Presidential Address to start a new swamp drain. Force the MFM to cover all that has been buried and that with which they are/remain complicit. This coordinated, reasonably hard, soft coup is historic. It deserves an address like a Trust-Busting prosecutor. Also, recognize that things will get worse before they get better because the syndicate will recognize some heavy reorganization and reduction is on the way. They will react accordingly.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (6eEQ+)

222 Where the surprise anal at?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (jXNrw)

223 Does this mean there will be no "ongoing criminal investigation"?

Posted by: Standard Dem Phrase. at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (8zttw)

224 Hope all is well with MP^4, his whole area is blowing up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (fuK7c)

Too dark now. Probably too far gone tomorrow.

Frying Pan Tower live vid.

https://explore.org/livecams/oceans/frying-pan-cam

Mebbe not.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (rhXTS)

225 189 *ponders doing a search of "Purple Nurple"...decides against..*
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (bUjCl)

Titty Twister.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (6OoFY)

226 Why the hell does Grassley and the rest of the GOP Senators agree to delay the confirmation on these tactics?

It's a Judicial Committee rule.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (yQpMk)

227 "Off the rip" is so dated.

All the kids these days say "from the get-go"

Vic still says "In the Beginning"

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (Wd55D)

228 big congrats rockysan!
that is wonderful.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (Tm+wy)

229
Dems didn't want any details of this fake matter released (as they would be debunked immediately) but wanted maximum speculation and innuendo.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (r+sAi)

230 >>198
Why the hell does Grassley and the rest of the GOP Senators agree to delay the confirmation on these tactics?

Why? Because Grassley is a drooling imbecile that needs help tying his shoes in the morning.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (r9UYA)

231 >>Why the hell does Grassley and the rest of the GOP Senators agree to delay the confirmation on these tactics?

That's not why they are delaying. Any Committee member can request a one week delay for just about any reason and Blumenthal asked for one this morning because he said that there were documents he still wanted.

It's all kabuki. Kavanaugh is going to get approved and then we can all be angry about something else.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

232 Sorry, but "off the rip" was never a thing. Ever.

That's up there with "all wee-weed up." Who TF says that? I've never heard that before. At. All.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (HaL55)

I honestly think ace made it up, which is funny in itself....... I haven't seen* a comment yet that acknowledged it as having ever been heard of before...

*I haven't read even half of the comments, so.....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (5AVMW)

233 Isn't what Feinstein did just plain old school slander & libel?

Oh, and filing a false complaint.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 07:36 PM (1g7ch)

234 >>maximum speculation and innuendo.

He's Italian?

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:36 PM (AkSKU)

235 Where the surprise anal at?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (jXNrw)

At CNN. All anal all the time.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:36 PM (bUjCl)

236 Why? Because Grassley is a drooling imbecile that needs help tying his shoes in the morning.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (r9UYA)

AND he's one of those on the Alzheimer's med list in DC.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:36 PM (rhXTS)

237 The old Harry Reid gambit.
Posted by: garrett
----------

Heh. Oh, yes, "Someone told me that Mitt Romney hasn't paid taxes in four years".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at September 13, 2018 07:36 PM (8zttw)

238
Dems didn't want any details of this fake matter released (as they
would be debunked immediately) but wanted maximum speculation and
innuendo.

Yep, that's the way they play it.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

239 Only Yale women get invited to frat parties ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

All 5's and 6's look the same up there.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (6OoFY)

240 What ever it is...if anything at all..who cares?

Posted by: Plp at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (zgX3V)

241 Blowing up a watermelon on the St. John Baptist de La Salle statue on Halloween eve is not something to snicker about, MR. KAVENAUGH.

Posted by: Principal Vagina at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (LuhtN)

242
My daughter, in tornado alley, once explained to me how to look at radar in her area. I was concerned because of a deep red to purple on the radar in her area.

She said, "Look for black. That's debris. Now that's really bad."

Daughters can be fun. When they don't bust yur nutz.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (LOgQ4)

243 * Off the rip means at the start. This is some hot new slang I just learned. It dates from 2005 or earlier. So, cutting edge stuff for me.

++++
I thought "off the rip" was like "cutting the cheese". How embarrassing that I've been using it wrong all these years....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (2sCft)

244 you know, the purple nurple thing. not so much that kavanaugh would give someone a purple nurple every so often, more that he used to run around shirtless self-purple-nurpling and screaming spock quotes, while covered in fruit rollups..

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (MTjB1)

245 Frying Pan Tower live vid.

No, I'm sorry. I was too obscure.

MP^4 lives in or near Lawrence MA and that area is blowing up from gas main fires.

Not the hurricane, not that kind of blowing up. The other kind of blowing up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (fuK7c)

246 The Soviets had 'political officers" at all levels of their society. Your every move was circumspect. There never was an opportunity to screw up in high school b/c if you did it resulted in a train ride to Siberia.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (Y274z)

247 *ponders doing a search of "Purple Nurple"...decides against..*
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:30 PM (bUjCl)

Titty Twister.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (6OoFY)

I saw Titty Twister open for Deep Purple at the House of Blues in 2012.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

248 That's up there with "all wee-weed up." Who TF says that? I've never heard that before. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (HaL55)

I know people who know people who said they heard someone say it. Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (3SzRC)

249 The October surprise was surprise anal? Color me shocked!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (2sCft)

250 No, I'm sorry. I was too obscure.

MP^4 lives in or near Lawrence MA and that area is blowing up from gas main fires.

Not the hurricane, not that kind of blowing up. The other kind of blowing up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (fuK7c)

Nor is that good.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (rhXTS)

251 I'm old enough to "Get off the schneid".

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (yQpMk)

252 224
Frying Pan Tower live vid.

https://explore.org/livecams/oceans/frying-pan-cam
Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (rhXTS)

Someone should go and take that flag down.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

253 Where the surprise anal at?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at September

not so surprising if we tell you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (MTjB1)

254 "Off the rip" comes from the first thing one does when one comes to from "Getting ripped" (on a multi-day bender).

Crazy shiite comes forth from ones head, usually ending with the dry heaves.

I just made that up.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (1g7ch)

255 I know people who know people who said they heard someone say it. Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (3SzRC)

--

It's pretty common in urban areas. I hear rappers use it often.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (JTUFF)

256 I know people who know people who said they heard someone say it. Seriously.

Well yeah, I heard one person say it, Barry Soetoro.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

257 The WaPo did a 5,000 word story on Romney and his chums giving a classmate a swirly and a haircut when in prep school.

They're probably grinding out the prose for this story, right now.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (jXNrw)

258 That's up there with "all wee-weed up." Who TF says that? I've never heard that before. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (HaL55)

Bronco Bama said it so it is cool.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (T71PA)

259 They use explosives to put out oil well fires.

Red Adair did not cry over lost elections

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wGbTJ74uSo

duh dah duh dut - dadat dada

Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (FhXTo)

260 "Well, it was 40 years ago, there's no crime scene for us to destroy." - the FBI
Posted by: wth

Wait... what if, like, Kavanaugh is the crime scene?

Dude, you just blew my mind...

Posted by: FBI break room at September 13, 2018 07:40 PM (P1f+c)

261 Of course that is the same Sen Reid who harbors a fondness for young chicken.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 07:40 PM (Y274z)

262

I honestly think ace made it up, which is funny in itself....... I haven't seen* a comment yet that acknowledged it as having ever been heard of before...

Oh, well, that's different. I have days when I can't tell when Ace is yanking my chain.

He can be obtuse at times, but don't tell him I said that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:40 PM (HaL55)

263 Someone should go and take that flag down.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (sdi6R)

A YouTube poster commenter earlier said Chuck Norris made that flag.

I've been fishing there.

Can't imagine.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 07:40 PM (rhXTS)

264 with "all wee-weed up." Who TF says that? I've never heard that before. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy

someone said frank marshall would say that if you were crying about getting anal surprised at his house.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 07:41 PM (MTjB1)

265 That's up there with "all wee-weed up." Who TF says that? I've never heard that before. At. All.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:32 PM (HaL55)

I know people who know people who said they heard someone say it. Seriously.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 07:38 PM (3SzRC)
++++
Obama was a complete imbecile. No one ever used the term "wee-weed up" before or after that dullard used it. What a maroon as Bugs Bunny would say.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:41 PM (2sCft)

266
I think "off the rip" has something to do with surprise anal.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 13, 2018 07:41 PM (8O3HH)

267 And for those of you who don't know, "Off the rip" comes from the first thing one does when one comes to from "Getting ripped" (on a multi-day bender). Crazy shiite comes forth from ones head, usually ending with the dry heaves. Please continue.

Posted by: Soledad O'Brien's Earpiece at September 13, 2018 07:41 PM (6eEQ+)

268 You think your scared,son? You're not the one who has to walk back through the dark desert alone.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 13, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

269
It's pretty common in urban areas. I hear rappers use it often.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Straight outta Wakanda, it's J-Tuff in da house! at September 13, 2018 07:39 PM (JTUFF)

I heard my uncle Frankie say it many years ago. he ran a pretty big numbers racket in the Bronx, so there's that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at September 13, 2018 07:41 PM (3SzRC)

270 I heard he finger banged ol Mary Jane rotten crotch through her pretty pink panties. Those days are over.

Posted by: Hartman at September 13, 2018 07:42 PM (/U9ke)

271 That's not why they are delaying. Any Committee member can request a one week delay for just about any reason and Blumenthal asked for one this morning because he said that there were documents he still wanted.

It's all kabuki. Kavanaugh is going to get approved and then we can all be angry about something else.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

Yep all baked into the cake. Still going to get him just in time to hear cases this term.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 13, 2018 07:42 PM (4ErVI)

272 you know, the purple nurple thing.

*wakes up*

Posted by: Notorious RBG at September 13, 2018 07:42 PM (zCyNd)

273 We thought they were kidding when they said "This is going on your permanent record, young man!"

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 13, 2018 07:42 PM (Ndje9)

274 Princess Anne Droid, "Laugh it up laser brain."

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 07:43 PM (S3u/T)

275 The audio from the frying pan camera is pretty awesome.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 07:43 PM (sdi6R)

276 Only Yale women get invited to frat parties ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

All 5's and 6's look the same up there.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (6OoFY)

A Texas 2 is Yale 9.5.

Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2018 07:43 PM (Z48ZB)

277 At what point during her speech did Feinstein complain nobody visits her anymore?

Posted by: Northernlurker, but call me Teem at September 13, 2018 07:44 PM (nBr1j)

278 Only Yale women get invited to frat parties ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

All 5's and 6's look the same up there.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (6OoFY)

A Texas 2 is Yale 9.5.
Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2018 07:43 PM (Z48ZB)

I wish they all could be California girls.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 07:44 PM (T71PA)

279 The October surprise was surprise anal? Color me shocked!

You people are a little weird.

Posted by: Paul McCartney and his bandmates at September 13, 2018 07:44 PM (Ry8mf)

280 It's all kabuki. Kavanaugh is going to get approved and then we can all be angry about something else.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:35 PM (/tuJf)

Its kabuki until they gin up something else or knock off a republican senator And I wouldnt put it past them

Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (Z48ZB)

281 277: soros visits her every week. with impugnity.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

282 At least they didn't color you Snoke...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (S3u/T)

283

According to The New York Post, "drinking young people's blood could help you live longer and prevent age related diseases." Actually, though, the Post's claim is somewhat misleading. Patients don't really have to drink the blood, they can receive it via transfusion. Technology has advanced, it seems, even for vampires.

Jesse Karamazin, the California "doctor" behind this anti aging regimen, doesn't actually have a license to practice medicine, but that hasn't stopped his "patients" from buying what he's selling. For $8,000, anyone 35 or older can receive an infusion of 2.5 liters of teenage blood which Karamzin claims will have "miraculous results." The blood - or, more specifically, the plasma - comes from people aged 16 to 25 who volunteered to donate their plasma (perhaps in order to stop Karamazin from resorting to the traditional method of kidnapping beautiful virgins).

Posted by: Princess Leanya at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (IqV8l)

284 Does it make a difference if Kavanaugh was registered as a Democrat in High School?? Cuz let's face it, most of us were Democrats back then, if only to appeal to the cute girls as being compassionate and enlightened young men so we could conceivably get laid.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (2sCft)

285 We thought they were kidding when they said "This is going on your permanent record, young man!"

Permanent records seem to be living documents.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (Ry8mf)

286 Do all y'all with the dissing on the Yale women have personal anecdotes?

Cuz I took summer courses there mumble years ago and the company was fine.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (fuK7c)

287
The surprsing thing is that Fienstein can come up with a 40 year old speculation, but couldn't figure out the chinese guy that worked for her was a commie spy.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

288 >>Its kabuki until they gin up something else or knock off a republican senator And I wouldnt put it past them

I would. Not only is Kavanaugh getting confirmed he is getting Democrat votes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 07:47 PM (/tuJf)

289 >>>A Texas 2 is Yale 9.5.

10 if she's into surprise anal.

Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 07:47 PM (rXFv5)

290 I think "off the rip" has something to do with hot chicks getting a Brazilian. That's my theory and I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 07:47 PM (HgMAr)

291 At what point during her speech did Feinstein complain nobody visits her anymore?

If she got some more butterscotch candy, maybe somebody would.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 07:47 PM (jDF8P)

292 I think the letter is about Kavanaugh being on the ace spectrum.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2018 07:48 PM (DH5wZ)

293 g'early evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2018 07:48 PM (KCxzN)

294 There is lots of anal at CNN, but no surprise anal.

It is to be expected anal.

With clean-up afterwords.

Why do you think Tater has a job?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:48 PM (UsCnO)

295 The surprsing thing is that Fienstein can come up with a 40 year old speculation, but couldn't figure out the chinese guy that worked for her was a commie spy.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (r+sAi)

In fairness, she's dumber than a defective bowling ball.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 07:48 PM (y87Qq)

296 Ahhhh 2005, back when Ace was a sophomore in high school.

(I was able to figure this out without any math, because I'm actually 29. Neener neener neener)

Posted by: ghost of kari at September 13, 2018 07:48 PM (ZSoGN)

297 >> I think "off the rip" has something to do with hot
>> chicks getting a Brazilian.

Heh. Yeah, "Nothing like fresh hardwood right off the rip, man."

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 13, 2018 07:49 PM (8O3HH)

298 Hello there, AltonJackson.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 07:49 PM (y87Qq)

299 For $19.95 that 'doc' will also use Fix-A-Flat to inflate your rear caboose.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 07:49 PM (S3u/T)

300 nood

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 07:49 PM (jDF8P)

301 276 Only Yale women get invited to frat parties ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

All 5's and 6's look the same up there.
Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:37 PM (6OoFY)

A Texas 2 is Yale 9.5.
Posted by: LASue at September 13, 2018 07:43 PM (Z48ZB)

Truth. I was disappointed all 3 times I visited a friend who went to Yale.

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 07:50 PM (6OoFY)

302 No; The woman claimed not to recall it until recently. Then 40 years later she remembered. Having an abortion is something someone would remember.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at September 13, 2018 07:11 PM (AllCR)

She couldn't, because Kavanaugh had drugged her and rendered her unconscious. Thank God for hypnosis and remote viewing!!!

Posted by: Yoga High Priestess at September 13, 2018 07:50 PM (sFT/D)

303 How the fvck can a gas explosion blow the shit out of a house and not cause a fire?

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:08 PM (LOgQ4)

Fucked if I know.

Posted by: zombie Red Adair at September 13, 2018 07:50 PM (iwUO9)

304 I think the letter is about Kavanaugh being on the ace spectrum.
Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2018 07:48 PM (DH5wZ)

++++
Does that mean Kavanaugh is a member of the Horde? Or he can't install IKEA shelving? Either way, that could be the torpedo that sinks his nomination.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:50 PM (2sCft)

305 (I was able to figure this out without any math, because I'm actually 29. Neener neener neener)
Posted by: ghost of kari at September 13, 2018 07:48

You see that what you're standing on? That's the Horde's lawn. You know what to do.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2018 07:50 PM (LvUOD)

306 The lovely and talented Mrs. Jinx is an Eli. Those others do not know of what they speak.

Times may have changed there recently, though.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2018 07:51 PM (GOoUs)

307 [loudspeaker announcement] "Which ever merry prankster stole the sink basins from the gymnasium bathroom remodeling project, please return them IMMEDIATELY. MIS. TER. KAVANAUGH."

Posted by: Principal Vagina at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (LuhtN)

308

Permanent records seem to be living documents.

Unless you're TFG. Then they take on some extra-physical properties that only a few CERN scientists and Schrodinger's cat understand fully.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (HaL55)

309 in addition to the lumberyard, there's a BBQ joint in Chelsea, hogmartin

just sayin'

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2018 07:53 PM (rvBm5)

310 Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:46 PM (2sCft)

------

I am proud to say: not me! I was a loudmouthed, asshole conservative in high school.

Here's the secret: I got laid pretty easily. Chicks don't actually dig on that pussy ass liberal shit, even if they're libs. They like it when a dude believes what he believes and doesn't care what anyone says about it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 07:53 PM (laClh)

311 I believe Bob Dole used to use "off the rip" to describe his strapping erections after he became spokesman for Viagra.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (2sCft)

312 cops shoot a bad guy, after he shoots one of them ...she was pretty quick blocking his gun it seems, but got shot in the leg.
youtube.com/watch?v=snkaeOP4vHM

Posted by: illiniwek at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (Cus5s)

313 It just dawned on me. When you start looking at all our "representatives" you realize what a bunch of geriatric old coots we have sitting (and I don't have much room to talk age wise). Dear Lord, I'm starting to have visions of the Funeral Of The Week network starting up at any time. Dumb old scrunt Dianne who would like to take away good ol' Bill's guns is what, 89? Grassley is a fossil. Hell, my most hated member Blumenthal (stolen valor) has me by a few years, and exists on Grecian Formula and botox.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (xzqr4)

314 He forgot to return "Tropic of Cancer" to the library in 1982.

With fines and interest, he owes the New York Public Library $320, 864 dollars and 27 cents.

Sure, go ahead, laugh if you want to. I've seen your type before: Flashy, making the scene, flaunting convention. Yeah, I know what you're
thinking. What's this guy making such a big stink about old library books? Well, let me give you a hint, junior. Maybe we can live without libraries, people like you and me. Maybe. Sure, we're too old to change the world, but what about that kid, sitting down, opening a book, right now, in a branch at the local library and finding drawings of pee-pees and wee-wees on the Cat in the Hat and the Five Chinese Brothers? Doesn't HE deserve better? Look. If you think this is about overdue fines and missing books, you'd better think again. This is about that kid's right to read a book without getting his mind warped! Or: maybe that turns you on, Kavanaugh; maybe that's how your get your kicks. You and your good-time buddies.

Posted by: Mr. Bookman at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (Ndje9)

315 I for one am impressed right off the rip!

Posted by: Gadzooks.mike@yahoo.com at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (p9mPa)

316 After an early bird special, off the rip is how Dianne Feinstein authors legislation.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (Z9C5C)

317 They have absolutely 0% credibility but are 100% ridiculous.

Posted by: LRSylvia at September 13, 2018 08:11 PM (KEXNF)

318 Cannonball!!! -- Carl Spackler

Posted by: micky at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (dF9Lb)

319 Feinstein must be counting on not living too much longer, because Kavanaugh will skull fuck her leave her for dead and then go home and sleep like a baby.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 13, 2018 08:21 PM (7PllL)

320 Feinstein has reached the Platinum Level in the Whale Shit Club.

Posted by: Lower class person whose opinions must be guided at September 13, 2018 08:32 PM (5BVHO)

321 Feinstein wrote that the individual declined to come forward or press the matter further.
She then said she will honor that request by submitting the matter to federal investigators.

Interesting demonstration of keeping her word.

Posted by: Zombie Maverick John Cain at September 13, 2018 08:44 PM (radSL)

322 Ruth Bader Ginsburg was part of a drive by in Chicago. She's a well known member of the Southside Chalupas.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (Y8Av5)

323 The Guardian claims that DiFi's Kavanaugh letter was about Kavanaugh and a friend locking a girl, against her will, in a room. It frightened her but she was able to get out. Nothing on how she got out. Was it a closet or another room. If another room then she could have gotten out via a window. If a closet then a friend of hers let her out.
This kind of pranking sounds common among 17 year olds. But that's just IMHO.

Posted by: flukeboy at September 13, 2018 09:57 PM (iOBuF)

324 Every girl I touched from 14 to 17 years old could claim assault. And I would agree. That is called growing up.

Posted by: Big Al at September 13, 2018 10:03 PM (1IAXm)

325 Nite all, I'm off to an early sleep. Tired of this hurricane crap, get out ot I have little sympathy for you.

Work beckons tomorrow. We are running over 400 kids thru our Lincoln-Manahan Home to try to teach them some history and values in this month.

Be well all, some of us are still trying to preserve the Republic.

Posted by: Farmer at September 13, 2018 10:05 PM (yJ1e6)

326 There are a lot of backseat warriors and warriorettes amongst the population. Hormones rage in high school and early college. How do you think those highschool freshman girls got pregnant. And these days when the London Daily Mail can claim that a blow job is the equivalent of a good night kiss---well.

I frankly don't give a flying flip if Kavanaugh snapped the bra strap on some high school cutie 35 years ago.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 13, 2018 10:18 PM (Sda6L)

327 Ace, if I didn't know any better, I would think that you run another one of my favorite websites:

https://blindgossip.com/the-kavanaugh-accusation-letter/

Posted by: Darrell Harris at September 13, 2018 10:22 PM (5dqAY)

328 23 Skidoo, daddy-o.

Posted by: Blake - used scripting salesman at September 13, 2018 11:11 PM (WEBkv)

329 rockysan--please don't bring California liberal ideas to Texas!

PS Welcome

Posted by: AnnaS at September 13, 2018 11:55 PM (l4l/z)

330 The next thing will be to protest his confirmation based on the fact that he will not be unbiased because of the shitty way he was treated during these hearings.

Posted by: Barack Brownstain at September 14, 2018 02:19 PM (S6nOH)

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