Adam Schiff: Once Hillary's & Fusion GPS' Russia Hoax Storyline Has Run Its Course, We'll Just Segue Into Their Plan B Hoax About Trump's "Money-Laundering"

And Jake Tapper will gladly join in on the new hoax.




The Hill:

The top Democrat on the House Intelligence Committee says he plans to not only reignite a full-blown Russia probe if the House flips in November, but he will also prioritize investigating the Trump Organization's ties to Russia.

Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) told The Hill on Wednesday that he specifically intends to look into allegations of Russians laundering money through the Trump Organization.

"There was one issue we were not allowed to look at and the Senate hasn’t been either that concerns me a great deal and that is the issue of whether Russians were laundering money through the Trump Organization and [if] that is the leverage they have over the president," Schiff said.

"Someone needs to determine whether those allegations are true or they are not. That certainly would be a priority for me."

It's important to vote for the GOP, even if a significant bloc of the GOP actually wants to lose the House precisely so that the Democrats can drive out the chief threat to their phony-baloney jobs.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:48 PM




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1 eleventy

Posted by: would at September 13, 2018 07:49 PM (c5mTN)

2 Muh Russia is the shit on your shoe that you can't scrape off.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at September 13, 2018 07:50 PM (PvCxa)

3
I kinda have the idea they're gonna investigate the hell out of Trump for eight years total. Just to keep the idiots on the left on the edge of their seats.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 13, 2018 07:51 PM (LOgQ4)

4 I know a Lefty who is on the cutting edge of Lefty talking points, and he started using the money laundering thing last week, so, yeah, the word has definitely gone out on it.

Posted by: blaster at September 13, 2018 07:51 PM (DH5wZ)

5 Schiff is just jealous and pouty because no one fingered HIM in the back seat in High School. Especially the dreamy QB.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (YFnq5)

6 The party of trannies and fairies and open borders wants open more phony baloney investigations.

It really staggers the imagination.

Posted by: Max Power at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (q177U)

7 I am sick to death of these cocksucking bullshit artists.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

8 adam schiff is a penis skin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (KP5rU)

9
Cubs win.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9)

10 Is there no end to the depravity of the Globalist Left?

On a related note, have you gone to the range and practiced this week?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (UsCnO)

11 Oh the times.

Oh the morals ...

Posted by: Adriane the Histrory Critic ... at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (AoK0a)

12 There comes a point at which you reach maximum cuckoo. Schiff for brains is there, with Jake Tapper on his knees pleasuring him.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (4lOZ1)

13 But don't look at the Clinton Foundation or Hilly's ties to Roosha.

Or Chinese spying.

That would be sexist/racist. And probably homophobic.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (oVJmc)

14 Miniature giraffes > "ample evidence"

Posted by: goatexchange at September 13, 2018 07:53 PM (YFnq5)

15 And this is the true terrible and awesome power of the government, the power to contrive an investigation into every aspect of your life and dealings without so much as a predicate to do so.


Bastards!

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 07:53 PM (kT3/m)

16 Adam Schiff looks like he's into surprise anal.

Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 07:53 PM (rXFv5)

17 I would say hunt down Schiff and castrate him, but he would have to still have his balls to do that correctly.



So never mind.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (UsCnO)

18 Show me your thumb if you're really dumb.

Posted by: Shit Zappa said at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (d8QVZ)

19 >>Adam Schiff looks like he's into surprise anal.


He looks like Mr Mackey

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (AkSKU)

20 17 I would say hunt down Schiff and castrate him, but he would have to still have his balls to do that correctly.



So never mind.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (UsCnO)

Give him a reverse atomic wedgie with his own empty nutsack.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

21 Adam Schiff is the identity Andy Kaufman assumed after he faked his death.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

22 After that, there's the conspiracy to ensnare average Americans in the pocket of Big Borshch. This is being done by the clever introduction of powdered borshch, which is being pushed by several prominent conservative thought-leaders who are taking their marching orders from Trump.

Posted by: Anachronda at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (NmR1a)

23 Adam Schiff looks like he's into surprise anal.

Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 07:53 PM (rXFv5)

The very thought makes his eyes get big.

Posted by: Miklos, just a Miklos at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (zCyNd)

24
Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) told The Hill on Wednesday that he specifically intends to look into allegations of Russians laundering money through the Trump Organization.


I guess the IRS must have missed that when they audited him for 10 straight years.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (TAmPV)

25 MA: fires and gas explosions. Not hurricane related. yet.

Posted by: Adriane the Histrory Critic ... at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (AoK0a)

26 as chuckie schumer said, "six ways to sunday." did anybody think that slimey fuck was kidding?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (KP5rU)

27 Good thing our betters in the NRO/GOPe are crafting an similar and more effective plan to accuse the DEM-CONG of much, much worse in 2020...

Right?

I mean they want to win another elections, right?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (c07y/)

28 Your gonna wind up workin in a gas station

Posted by: Shit Zappa said at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (d8QVZ)

29 >>>6 The party of trannies and fairies and open borders wants open more phony baloney investigations

If I ran a band of trannies, we'd be call "Phony Baloney"

Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (rXFv5)

30 Dear Rep. Schiff,
Shut the fuck up you putrid, pus dripping, cock scab.
Regards,
Mayhem

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (myjNJ)

31 as long as the cuck gop concedes that CNN and therefore Schiff and friends control the nation's narrative, I guess this is a done deal.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (yMqYP)

32 21
Adam Schiff is the identity Andy Kaufman assumed after he faked his death.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (oVJmc)

That gets funnier every time I read it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (UsCnO)

33 Fuck this guy in particular.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (LvUOD)

34 I see Rooskies everywhere. There are Rooskies in my closet. There are Rooskies under my bed. There are Rooskies in my underwear. Rooskies, Rooskies, Rooskies...everywhere!!!

Posted by: Adam Schitt at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (Tyii7)

35 22. Borscht - it can't be beat!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (fA1SL)

36 #TwoYears

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (UsCnO)

37 Pumpin the gas every night

Posted by: Shit Zappa said at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (d8QVZ)

38 money laundering seems to be a catch-all. You use your own legal money to fund a thing that does legal stuff but we don't like you so it's money laundering.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (yMqYP)

39 he's what's wrong with politics.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (Tm+wy)

40 "...but he will also prioritize investigating the Trump Organization's ties to Russia."

Look, You Pinhead. Trump Inc. did indeed sell ties to Russia. We make great neckwear. The best in the world. Why would we apologize for making everyone look terrific? Why don't you and your small penis go pound sand.

Posted by: The Donald at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (6eEQ+)

41 2016: scandal of the quarter.
2017: scandal of the week.
Today: scandal before lunch. Scandal after lunch.
Now with extra anonymous!!!1!1

Posted by: Phizzy at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (Ik0/P)

42 38 money laundering seems to be a catch-all. You use your own legal money to fund a thing that does legal stuff but we don't like you so it's money laundering.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at September 13, 2018 07:56 PM (yMqYP)

Make regular cash deposits under $10k? Structuring!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (NWiLs)

43 If I ran a band of trannies, we'd be call "Phony Baloney"
Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM

I'd go with Suspicious Package.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (LvUOD)

44 I have ample evidence Adam Schiff sucks cock by choice.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now with 30% More Dark Mysteries of Power! at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (xEuHL)

45 Apparently "innocent until proven guilty" is no longer in operation in America.

Good to know.

Let's Alinsky #4 these Democrats good and hard.

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (W+vEI)

46 I'll buy powdered Borscht when Alex Jones sells it!

Posted by: Miklos, beet poet at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (zCyNd)

47 Adam Shitt for Brains can go get bent. This is why we need to get out and vote in November. I can't even begin to imagine the non-stop circuses if the Dems regain control of he House and it's various committees. Good Lawd!!!!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (2sCft)

48
I'll give you a full-blown Russia probe!

Posted by: Vlad Putin at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (IqV8l)

49 At some point I think you've made up enough bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (NWiLs)

50 Cubs win.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 13, 2018 07:52 PM (LsBY9)


Thank God. They're anemic offense has cost them too many games

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (SiINZ)

51 Doesn't Schiff represent Hollywood?

Posted by: Lizzy at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (W+vEI)

52 harrumph!

Posted by: Olson Johnson at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (gA69l)

53 4


Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) told The Hill on Wednesday that he
specifically intends to look into allegations of Russians laundering
money through the Trump Organization.





I guess the IRS must have missed that when they audited him for 10 straight years.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (TAmPV)
=========================
Small correction: Trump has been audited by the IRS for over 20 years, and counting. They still haven't found anything, but give them time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (UsCnO)

54 It's important to know if Mitt Romney ever paid his taxes!

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 13, 2018 07:58 PM (vDqXW)

55 can Schiff prove that he never took money from the Russians? We need to investigate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (UFyv9)

56 People I talked to today about Feinsteins Kavanaugh bullshit are on fire. I think they chose the wrong issue to pull their subversive lying bullshit on.

These fake investigations will also be vote motivators.

Keep it company my assholes.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (4lOZ1)

57 If I ran a band of trannies, we'd be call "Phony Baloney"
Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM

I'd go with Suspicious Package.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2018 07:57 PM (LvUOD)

Dividends paid in arrears?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (2sCft)

58 schiff was anal surprised once, thereafter he was only pretending because that is what reid liked.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (MTjB1)

59 It's important to vote for the GOP, even if a significant bloc of the GOP actually wants to lose the House precisely so that the Democrats can drive out the chief threat to their phony-baloney jobs



Quit voting GOP and they'll lose their phony baloney jobs.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (hxucZ)

60 This, this is how the shambling undead carcass of a republic goes full-on deffskwadz.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 07:59 PM (fA1SL)

61 Supplies!

Posted by: Anal Asians at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (oVJmc)

62 Rep. Adam Schiff (D-Calif.) told The Hill on Wednesday that he specifically intends to look into allegations of Russians laundering money through the Trump Organization.



And if that doesn't pan out he's going to look into the Russkies trying to pollute his precious bodily fluids

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (SiINZ)

63 I said it this morning, and I'll say it again: we won't have stable government, liberty or dignity until every Leftist is terrorized into silence by the sure outcome of a helicopter ride if they're discovered.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (laClh)

64

Adam Schiff looks like he's into a product of surprise anal.


FIFY

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (HaL55)

65 I thought it would be impossible for the Scum Dept to end the "Russia" investigation because that would leave them vulnerable for their crimes. It looks like they're just going to keep making up new ones.

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (0NMbo)

66 60 you beat me to it, but yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (laClh)

67 THIS is why Richard Burr has been slow rolling.

I get it now.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (rhXTS)

68 TRUMP RESPONSIBLE FOR EXPLODING BOSTON NEIGHBORHOODS BECAUSE. AND GLOBAL WARMING.

Posted by: Tomorrow's Headline News at September 13, 2018 08:01 PM (c07y/)

69 Schiff is the kind of guy who drank the punch anyway after we all found out Mr. Malvert peed in it.

Posted by: Principal Peters at September 13, 2018 08:01 PM (LuhtN)

70 Fusion GPS got paid by HRC with millions she laundered through a lawyer as fake "legal fees". Nobody was interested in that.

Posted by: itsatax at September 13, 2018 08:01 PM (/1c+O)

71 Adam Schiff (D) Burbank, West Hollywood, Buttrash Central.

Posted by: wth at September 13, 2018 08:01 PM (HgMAr)

72 67 THIS is why Richard Burr has been slow rolling.

I get it now.
Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (rhXTS)

He always did go for the buildup on Perry Mason.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

73 The guy who wrote a Tiger Beat "open letter" to the FBI, right?

https://tinyurl.com/yd3enk2x

"In recent weeks, the FBI has come under unprecedented and unjustified criticism. FBI agents have been slandered as 'stormtroopers' for executing lawful search warrants and described as part of a corrupt 'deep state' for pursuing a lawful counterintelligence investigation into Russia's interference in our elections."

Lol, suck my dick from the back, Schiff.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (y87Qq)

74 alex trebek has grown a beard

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (Tm+wy)

75 I said it this morning, and I'll say it again: we won't have stable government, liberty or dignity until every Leftist is terrorized into silence by the sure outcome of a helicopter ride if they're discovered.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:00 PM (laClh)

++++
Do we have enough helicopters? Or is the idea that a few good, well publicized and videotaped examples of heads exploding like watermelons hit by a .308 will shut them up?

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (2sCft)

76 the category is moar cowbell!

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (Tm+wy)

77 "In recent weeks, the FBI has come under unprecedented and unjustified criticism. FBI agents have been slandered as 'stormtroopers' for executing lawful search warrants and described as part of a corrupt 'deep state' for pursuing a lawful counterintelligence investigation into Russia's interference in our elections."

If the jackboot fits...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (NWiLs)

78 74
alex trebek has grown a beard

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (Tm+wy)

Still not as thick and full as Rachel Maddow's.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (UsCnO)

79 Lol, suck my dick from the back, Schiff.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:02 PM (y87Qq)

reverse anal surprise ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (bUjCl)

80 76; yup. saw that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (KP5rU)

81 can Schiff prove that he never took money from the Mexican cartels in order to assure his opposition to The Wall? We need to investigate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (UFyv9)

82 74.
Alez trebek jas grown a beard.
**
* checks codebook *
Mary has a new hairstyle.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

83 Kreplach: "...the power to contrive an investigation into every aspect of your life and dealings without so much as a predicate to do so."

Now I understand why historical strongmen end up giving themselves permanent pardons with an early blessing by the public. Everyone sees the BS the corrupt, unaccountable, permanent bureaucracy throws around and all The Other collectively say, "Fvck this. The Devil we don't know has to be better than The Devil we absolutely know."

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 13, 2018 08:04 PM (6eEQ+)

84 Do we have enough helicopters? Or is the idea that a few good, well publicized and videotaped examples of heads exploding like watermelons hit by a .308 will shut them up?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron

Helicopter rides are reserved for the most notorious commies, the street level people get the Rachel Corrie treatment.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now with 30% More Dark Mysteries of Power! at September 13, 2018 08:04 PM (xEuHL)

85 At bottom, they're cowards. It's why they believe what they believe. It won't take too many object lessons, before they shut the fuck up.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:04 PM (laClh)

86 Is Adam Schiff the bastard off spring off Marty Feldman and a rabid Chihuahua?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 13, 2018 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

87 My dear pals in Hollywood have promised me a slot as an extra in Shrek XXI.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at September 13, 2018 08:05 PM (Tyii7)

88 The Russians aren't getting much for their money. Except dead mercs.

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 13, 2018 08:05 PM (yQpMk)

89 81
can Schiff prove that he never took money from the Mexican cartels in
order to assure his opposition to The Wall? We need to investigate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:03 PM (UFyv9)

Yes, that is exactly what happened, I was there.

Posted by: random guy who suddenly shows up out of nowhere and becomes a key witness at September 13, 2018 08:05 PM (UsCnO)

90 It's far past time to decriminalize and bring back the practice of dueling. That would put an end to 99% of this nonsense, and the likely deaths of the other 1% of the impolite, defamatory scum would be most satisfying.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (WqPYg)

91 dammit yet again

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (yQpMk)

92 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39DLP7boGVA

This YouTube webcast won't go live for 3 hours. It says "3 waiting". I guess I'm one of them.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (sdi6R)

93 You can tell I am serious because my eyes are about to pop out of my head.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Adam Schiff at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (+DkQm)

94 84. Nope. Canal-duty.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

95 although, all this talk about Dems getting the house back is discomforting

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (bUjCl)

96 "On Thursday, the Department of Justice (DOJ) announced that nearly half of the state attorneys general would be invited to a September 25 meeting with U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions to discuss whether social media companies are violating anti-trust laws."

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (zCyNd)

97 Is Adam Schiff the bastard off spring off Marty Feldman and a rabid Chihuahua?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 13, 2018 08:04 PM (nBr1j)

++++
Rating: Mostly True. It was a Chupacabras with mange, not a rabid Chihuahua.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (2sCft)

98 Yes, that is exactly what happened, I was there.

Posted by: random guy who suddenly shows up out of nowhere and becomes a key witness at September 13, 2018 08:05 PM (UsCnO)




It's true!

Posted by: Anonymous guy who heard from another anonymous guy and wrote a letter to his Congressman at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (yQpMk)

99 For fucks sake...I fucking hate democrats and republicans and millennials and liberals and newsreaders and pansexuals and how about all of you just fuck the fuck off!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (5AVMW)

100 @96 that is good

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (bUjCl)

101 I have Bette Davis eyes.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (Tyii7)

102 osted by: MiklosWatch at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (zCyNd)
-----
Jeff who?

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (MVjcR)

103 alex trebek has grown a beard

For the longest time he had an epic pornstache.

Posted by: Anal Asians at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (oVJmc)

104 It only makes good, clean sense to take out the laundry after a golden shower.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 08:08 PM (Z9C5C)

105 can Schiff prove that he never took money from the Chinese to resist Trump's efforts to negotiate better trade deals with the Chinese? We need to investigate.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:08 PM (UFyv9)

106 "On Thursday, the Department of Justice (DOJ) announced that nearly half of the state attorneys general would be invited to a September 25 meeting with U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions to discuss whether social media companies are violating anti-trust laws."

Posted by: MiklosWatch at September 13, 2018 08:06 PM (zCyNd)



Good. Start putting the fear of us into those motherfarkers.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:08 PM (SiINZ)

107 99
For fucks sake...I fucking hate democrats and republicans and
millennials and liberals and newsreaders and pansexuals and how about all of you just fuck the fuck off!!!!!!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM (5AVMW)

Somebody needs one of those fruity drinks with the little umbrella, no?

Posted by: random guy who suddenly shows up out of nowhere and becomes a key witness at September 13, 2018 08:09 PM (UsCnO)

108 An anonymous Senior White House official and friend of Harry Reid's has assured me that both Adam Schiff and Bob Woodward have, in partnership, been serially raping prepubescent boys for over 50 years now.

By their lofty standards, the MFM should run that headline for a week.

Posted by: ShainS -- Ace Spectrum Survivor at September 13, 2018 08:09 PM (WqPYg)

109 "On Thursday, the Department of Justice (DOJ) announced that nearly half
of the state attorneys general would be invited to a September 25
meeting with U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions to discuss whether
social media companies are violating anti-trust laws."


The disturbing part of that story, regrettably, is 'Jeff Sessions.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:09 PM (oVJmc)

110 I have Bette Davis eyes.
Posted by: Adam Schitt

You better put em back before the family finds out, you perv.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable - Now with 30% More Dark Mysteries of Power! at September 13, 2018 08:09 PM (xEuHL)

111


Look, it's vitally important for the Republicans to start losing, they have no chance of winning next time if they don't start losing immediately.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 13, 2018 08:10 PM (ySAEx)

112 Tucker is going to interview Avanetti..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:10 PM (UFyv9)

113 I'll be mainlining Red Bull for that meeting.

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at September 13, 2018 08:11 PM (Tyii7)

114 Look, it's vitally important for the Republicans to start losing, they have no chance of winning next time if they don't start losing immediately.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at September 13, 2018 08:10 PM (ySAEx)

David French, Max Boot, That Expert Guy: We know it's you. Take off the sock.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at September 13, 2018 08:11 PM (2sCft)

115 Ryan is out as speaker at the end of this congress anyway so I no longer have a burning desire to lose the house.

The senate however....

Posted by: Neil deGrasse It's not rape if I'm wearing the dress Tyson at September 13, 2018 08:11 PM (1L9V9)

116 And while it's a bit murky and not yet over, the situation on the Hill continues to look bleak for some of Trump's actual agenda priorities.


Congress has come up with a novel dodge whose main value may be denying Trump leverage (though he hasn't appeared to intend to use it, anyway). A hybrid appropriations bill package/continuing resolution that has no serious border barrier funding, and (of course) puts off most appropriations votes until December.


Money for VA, water and energy, and (surprise!), legislative operations approved in an appropriations package tied to a CR that expires Dec. 7 (how appropriate).


House GOP Study Cmte. (sort of the "conservative" element, along with Freedom Caucus) says no important priorities have been included in anything passed so far - that fixes would have to come in conference report (joint Senate/House bill that becomes law if signed) or will be a total shut-out.


If the country expresses a death wish in November and Dems win House, of course forget everything (unlike in 2010 with GOP's massive win, Dems even with a one-house squeaker won't forego one ounce of leverage during lame-duck). If Dems don't win, still looks like many of Trump's priorities, things that got him elected, will not be advanced by the "GOP controlled" Congress. Half his term gone, enormous opportunities for the country wasted.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 08:11 PM (QDnY+)

117 can Schiff prove that he never took money from the Chinese to resist Trump's efforts to negotiate better trade deals with the Chinese? We need to investigate.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

It's tlue, I was thele.
You know I'm cledible because of my accent.

Posted by: Anonymous guy on the internet at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (xEuHL)

118 bob woodward couldn't get it up with viagra injected directly into his penis. if he's raping prepubescent boys, he's using mika's strap on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (KP5rU)

119 Trump sold a lot of condos. Some to Russians. Some to Chinese. Sold at market rates

Motives of some buyers may have included getting wealth into the US but that's not money laundering

Schiff will say how can we be sure unless we look at every document, interview every witness, and put a few in jail to make them squeel

Posted by: Ignoramus at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (r+kcE)

120 I am so fvcking tired of this shit.

The libs think they can just keep doing the things they've been doing for the past 50 years and people are going to keep falling for it. Well, it isn't going to work any more.

Adam F'n Schiff has the IQ of a rodent and the imagination of a slug.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (T71PA)

121 Gosh, Adam, why do this? Don't you and Maxine and Booker and Swalwell already have enough evidence for impeachment, for collusion, human rights violations against illegals, climate change denial, calling the media a public enemy, and for beating Hillary?

That's disappointing after all you've said on MSNBC the past 18 months. Have you been slacking-off on the Great Trump Crimes Hunt?

Posted by: Gref at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (AMIL/)

122 108
An anonymous Senior White House official and friend of Harry Reid's has
assured me that both Adam Schiff and Bob Woodward have, in partnership,
been serially raping prepubescent boys for over 50 years now.
--------

Democrat Party rule: No problem as long as the boys call them "daddy".

Posted by: random guy who suddenly shows up out of nowhere and becomes a key witness at September 13, 2018 08:12 PM (UsCnO)

123 I am happy that Shit for Brains said this. It means that Trump is totally clean on this BS allegation.


I'd open a case on Shit for Brains at the FBI and DOJ. A counter intelligence one that has free range on anything Schiff related.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (pw+jk)

124 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (Y274z)

125 'dam F'n Schiff has the IQ of a rodent'


Posted by: the rats at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (ECUPh)

126 #AdamSchitt

A new hashtag. Is anyone running against him in November?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (ujg0T)

127 People vote democrat.

Because they enjoy telling other people what to do vis a vis a 3rd party then deny all responsibility.

In a sane country, Hillary would be dead or in prison.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 08:14 PM (EoRCO)

128 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?
Posted by: torabora

You would have to ask an archaeologist.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at September 13, 2018 08:14 PM (GOoUs)

129 Dude, where is that Russian collusion ?

Posted by: undocumented illegal Martin Luther King Jr at September 13, 2018 08:14 PM (e8kgV)

130 Has filthy cocksucking whore Diane Feinstein expressed an opinion on this?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 08:14 PM (HiLJ1)

131 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (Y274z)


They didn't have high schools back then.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 08:14 PM (T71PA)

132 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?
Posted by: torabora


She was doing everybody.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 08:15 PM (YqDXo)

133 There are more things in heaven and earth, Dr WTF, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Posted by: the slugs at September 13, 2018 08:15 PM (ECUPh)

134 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?

Freebasing majorette farts?

Posted by: Jeff SezZzions at September 13, 2018 08:15 PM (Tyii7)

135 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (Y274z)

Blowing Barney Rubble.

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (nBr1j)

136 132
Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?

Posted by: torabora



She was doing everybody.
================


I thought that was KamelToe Harris.
Is every woman from Cali in political office a skank whore?


Posted by: random guy who suddenly shows up out of nowhere and becomes a key witness at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (UsCnO)

137 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (Y274z)

====
Thanks. I had hoped to keep dinner down tonight.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (pw+jk)

138 Don't even think about it.

Posted by: the slime mold at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (ECUPh)

139 This just in: Adam Schiff's wife has never had sex with a man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (CaRQc)

140 some dem doofus w Tucker explaining how all those texts between Strzok and Page don't really mean what they say.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (UFyv9)

141 whenever is see feinsteen, i think to myself, damn, that's a huge, fucking, frying pan.

panfaced bitch.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (KP5rU)

142 here are more things in heaven and earth, Dr WTF, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.
Posted by: the slugs at September 13, 2018 08:15 PM (ECUPh)


My profuse apologies, gentlemen. I meant to say he had the imagination of a concrete wall.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (T71PA)

143 Man fakes Down's Syndrome to hire female caregivers to wash him and change his diapers.

Solid new pick-up strategy.

https://tinyurl.com/y7kuno7s

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (GtnRc)

144 Money laundering, like with a DNC and shared law firm?

*cackle, hic, shart*

Posted by: Cankles at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (5jVnA)

145 This just in: Adam Schiff's wife has never had sex with a man.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (CaRQc)



The Paolo: What I am? The chopped liver?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (SiINZ)

146 When I was the Manhattan District Attorney, I could always count on my loyal ADA Jack McCoy to carry the load, along with Detective Brisco.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (xzqr4)

147 Schiff looks like the kind of guy who roofies himself in gay bars.

Posted by: Regular joe at September 13, 2018 08:18 PM (7PllL)

148 "Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool? "

I don't know. What?

Posted by: Seymore Butts at September 13, 2018 08:18 PM (d8QVZ)

149 panfaced bitch.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (KP5rU)


But with That Innsmouth Look.

A panfish.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:18 PM (y87Qq)

150 Not a surprise, as the latest rayciss/illegals attempt fell flat.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at September 13, 2018 08:18 PM (6qErC)

151 re 137: urging people to vote for William Jennings Bryan..?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:18 PM (UFyv9)

152 "Transmographi" = just heard uttered by Tucker Carlson's liberal guest...MMMMWaaaaAaaaaa....(deep breadth)......MEWHHAHGGAA

Posted by: RichardWindsor at September 13, 2018 08:19 PM (db5dt)

153 Since when did the democrats love and protect the FIB?
Since Obama weaponized the FIB and DOJ.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 13, 2018 08:19 PM (pw+jk)

154 My cousin told me a story he heard at the gym from a guy who totally is trustworthy that John Kerry is a traitor who has been meeting openly with Iranian terrorists and advising them on the many ways they can completely ignore the laws of the United States.
Oh wait! That one is true!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:19 PM (CaRQc)

155 Haven't we figured this out yet. All - not some, all - Republican't meetings/hearings/legal actions regarding the misbehavior of their Leftist "friendsh" are pure theater. Bad theater. A tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, and signifying nothing.

Fast and Furious. Benghazi. IRS targeting. The IG reports.

The DoJ will break up the tech giants the day monkeys fly outta my pallid Jew ass.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (laClh)

156 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?
Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:13 PM (Y274z)

They didn't have high schools back then.
Posted by: DR.WTF?



K-12 in the same one room shack.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (hxucZ)

157 Wouldn't Back Alley Breast Exams make a comeback before Back Alley Abortions?

Posted by: your neighbor at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (6OoFY)

158 Howdy Morons,

How does a man launder 7 Billion dollars? When would such a person have time to run a Presidential Campaign?

This does not compute.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (6Zmow)

159 >>>An anonymous Senior White House official and friend of Harry Reid's has assured me that both Adam Schiff and Bob Woodward have, in partnership, been serially raping prepubescent boys for over 50 years now.<<<


Who wants to pet my one-eyed trouser puppy?

Posted by: Harry Reid at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (Z9C5C)

160 Money laundering? Like Hillary's Uranium One cash?

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (naEeR)

161 Man fakes Down's Syndrome to hire female caregivers to wash him and change his diapers.



Solid new pick-up strategy.


Oddly, this story does not start off "A Florida man...."

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:21 PM (CaRQc)

162 Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at September 13, 2018 08:07 PM

Newsletter?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at September 13, 2018 08:21 PM (LvUOD)

163 Anybody want to know what Diane Fiensteen was doin' under the bleachers in High Schrool?
Posted by: torabora

You would have to ask an archaeologist


Vic might know.

Posted by: wooga at September 13, 2018 08:21 PM (rXFv5)

164 some dem doofus w Tucker explaining how all those texts between Strzok and Page don't really mean what they say.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken

Who to believe?

There is always......The Narrative!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at September 13, 2018 08:21 PM (S6Pax)

165 When laundering those sweet, sweet rubles, GEOTUS always springs for martinizing and medium starch.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 08:21 PM (fA1SL)

166 "Transmographi" = just heard uttered by Tucker Carlson's liberal guest...MMMMWaaaaAaaaaa....(deep breadth)......MEWHHAHGGAA
Posted by: RichardWindsor

Weren't those the cheap knock-offs of Transformers?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 13, 2018 08:22 PM (xEuHL)

167 can't the gov't arrest John Kerry and charge him with being an unregistered agent of a foreign country?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:22 PM (UFyv9)

168 Schiff looks like the kind of guy who roofies himself in gay bars.
Posted by: Regular joe at September 13, 2018 08:18 PM (7PllL)

He needs help seducing himself?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 13, 2018 08:22 PM (nBr1j)

169 I thought Adam Schiff was the grumpy old guy who always told Sam Waterston and the latest hot ADA to "make the deal".

Posted by: that guy who watched too much Law in Order at September 13, 2018 08:22 PM (++cZF)

170 I get the feeling we could have a more productive discussion with a T-800 than with the typical Dem politician.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:22 PM (S3u/T)

171 Breaking: President Trump has announced his "walk up" intro music for next January's State Of The Union address.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/pv3vn6j

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (CaRQc)

172 Is every woman from Cali in political office a skank whore?


Posted by: random guy who suddenly shows up out of nowhere and becomes a key witness at September 13, 2018 08:16 PM (UsCnO)


Yes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (YqDXo)

173 166. PSA. Anime ends in weebery. Weebery ends in cosplay. Cosplay ends in furfaggery. Furfaggery ends in the bottom of a lovingly hand-dug canal.

Anime, not even once.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (fA1SL)

174 Man fakes Down's Syndrome to hire female caregivers to wash him and change his diapers.

Solid new pick-up strategy.

https://tinyurl.com/y7kuno7s
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 08:17 PM (GtnRc)


Menchaca, who listed his employment as a school crossing guard,



Gee, I hope this doesn't jeopardize his career

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (SiINZ)

175 feinsteen never went under the bleachers. she gave handys to the poor guys in the japanese interment camps. through the fence.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (KP5rU)

176 No, that is rain. Really, it is.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (UsCnO)

177 I think this is great and right on target! But what do I know? I am a Moron..

Restore Our Values is an independent committee working to support Republican John Cox in the upcoming California gubernatorial election. Cox is a successful businessman, CPA and attorney who can win against Gavin Newsom this November.
https://restoreourvalues.com/

Gavin Newsom for Governor? Are you shitting me?! Campaign Ad:
https://youtu.be/f555RJnzvW4

Posted by: Trigger Warning at September 13, 2018 08:24 PM (kO+z3)

178

although, all this talk about Dems getting the house back is discomforting


I just don't see it happening. That's just Progda manipulating voters. Recall that Her Heinous had a 97% chance of coronation.


That's not an excuse to not vote. I'll be voting like I always do and I hope everyone else is, too. We should show the Marxist/Progressive/Democrats that 11/16 was no fluke. It won't stop their bullshit, but if a few of them either wise up or shut up, it'll be some real progress.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (HaL55)

179 #AdamSchitt

A new hashtag. Is anyone running against him in November?
Posted by: Curmudgeon


His district has been in perpetual redistricting since 93.

It's not up for election until 2019, IIRC.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (c07y/)

180 "Someone needs to determine whether those allegations are true or they are not."

What allegations?
The ones about Schiff going on a rip ass raping little boys?

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (1g7ch)

181 I know it's not an island but it is way out in the country. Toomsboro Ga is for sale $1.7m :

"Toomsboro offers 40 acres of land, 36 pieces of property, houses, a restaurant, a syrup mill, a opera house, a bank and more."

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (d8QVZ)

182 i almost bought some washing suds uncle.
after i do, i'll need the proper procedure again, tyvm.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (Tm+wy)

183 160 Money laundering? Like Hillary's Uranium One cash?
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (naEeR)

You're making baseless accusations of money laundering.

It was straight up bribery.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (NWiLs)

184 Jim Carrey sent me a gift-wrapped hamster.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at September 13, 2018 08:25 PM (Tyii7)

185 Folks, we have to vote like a Chicago democrat: early and often!

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 08:26 PM (naEeR)

186 127 People vote democrat.

Because they enjoy telling other people what to do vis a vis a 3rd party then deny all responsibility.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 08:14 PM (EoRCO)


Because they want to rob me and take my stuff, but they don't have the guts to point a gun at my face.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

187 Transmographi" = just heard uttered by Tucker Carlson's liberal guest...MMMMWaaaaAaaaaa....(deep breadth)......MEWHHAHGGAA
Posted by: RichardWindsor




you heard transmogrify

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 08:26 PM (MTjB1)

188 174 Man fakes Down's Syndrome to hire female caregivers to wash him and change his diapers.

People are into some really weird shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:26 PM (NWiLs)

189 I see Palp is still hating on me... geez I can't help it. Blame my programmers who gave this personality matrix to overlay a buggy AI. In Newport City, no AI/android/cat-grrl can be held accountable for any crimes he/she/it may have committed due to faulty programming. So nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:26 PM (S3u/T)

190 OT: Uncle Palpatine, could I trouble you to send me an email (link in nick)? I had some further questions re: leather conditioning for gloves and I won't be around for the ONT and would rather not clutter the thread over much. Thanks.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (y87Qq)

191 I know it's not an island but it is way out in the country. Toomsboro Ga is for sale $1.7m :

"Toomsboro offers 40 acres of land, 36 pieces of property, houses, a restaurant, a syrup mill, a opera house, a bank and more."


WTF? I guess it's the syrup mill that jacks the cost up to almost two million.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (naEeR)

192 MSM Propaganda Machine: It'll be a tough night for President Trump on November 6

Reality: GOP holds House, increases majority in Senate.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (CaRQc)

193 The USSC screwed up when they allowed PUBLIC figures to be the target of private unverified lying innuendo. Perhaps JUSTICE Kavanaugh will have to recuse himself if such a case comes to the court from now on.

And THAT morons and moronettes was the aim of this Fiendsteen gambit.

These people are pure dripping venom. Our side gets its ass kicked even when we win.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (Y274z)

194 The #NewsMolesters love using this headline:

"Without Evidence, Trump Claims Blahblahblah"

Well how 'bout this:

"Without Evidence, Schiff Claims Money-Laundering"
"Without Evidence, Feinstein Claims Kavanaugh Put Gum Under Desk"
"Without Evidence, Times Claims 'Anonymous" Wrote Letter and Not Pinch"

Trump's opinions are called "lies". Their opinions are called "The Evening News".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (Ndje9)

195 see smokin willie nelson was campaigning for beto the other day. maybe time for another pillowcase and two by four treatment. braindead, shriveled up, old corncob.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (KP5rU)

196 Tucker is going to interview Avanetti..?


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 08:10 PM (UFyv9)
******************
Yep, the creepy porn lawyer.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (hECVl)

197 The DoJ will break up the tech giants the day monkeys fly outta my pallid Jew ass.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:20 PM (laClh)


First weather machines, now ass monkeys? You guys are like super heroes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (5jVnA)

198

"Transmographi" = just heard uttered by Tucker Carlson's liberal guest...MMMMWaaaaAaaaaa....(deep breadth)......MEWHHAHGGAA


Figures. The Ctrl-Left has been playing Calvinball for years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (HaL55)

199 The USSC screwed up when they allowed PUBLIC figures to be the target of private unverified lying innuendo. Perhaps JUSTICE Kavanaugh will have to recuse himself if such a case comes to the court from now on.

And THAT morons and moronettes was the aim of this Fiendsteen gambit.

These people are pure dripping venom. Our side gets its ass kicked even when we win.
Posted by: torabora




more speech is better

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (MTjB1)

200 MA: fires and gas explosions. Not hurricane related. yet.

Posted by: Adriane the Histrory Critic ... at September 13, 2018 07:55 PM (AoK0a)

My first guess is that a gas main began to leak, and pressurized a sanitary sewer, causing natural gas to bubble up toilets. When enough gas fills the bathroom, it finds its way to the pilot light of athe gas water heater, and Kaboom!

Wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be caused by some goof running a backhoe, breaking both the gas and sewer lines.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (iwUO9)

201 allegations of Russians laundering money through the Trump Organization.

What, were the Clinton Foundation's lines too long? Why would any crook not go thru the Clinton Foundation?

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (Ry8mf)

202 CBD would like that syrup mill.

Posted by: Adam Schitt at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (Tyii7)

203 Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (HiLJ1)

204
Is the hurricane thing over, or what?

What's going on?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (rrDmX)

205 Has Boston had a molasses flood again?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (S3u/T)

206 I saw Transmo Grify jr play for the Mariners once. Roid raged on the third base ump worse than Serena Williams.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (xEuHL)

207 more speech is better
Posted by: yankeefifth


You, my good man, just made me feel warm inside.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at September 13, 2018 08:30 PM (Ry8mf)

208 Believe largest civil disaster in US history (man-made causes) was a giant natural gas explosion in Cleveland during WWII, gas leaked into storm drain system, saturated large area, kaboom.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 08:30 PM (QDnY+)

209 I saw Pallid Jew Ass open for the Butthole Surfers at the Colosseum in '08.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

210
About 10 years ago a Paint Factory blew up in Danvers, MA.

It took several houses with it.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:31 PM (rrDmX)

211 #195 Chronic marijuana use wrecks the brain.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:31 PM (Y274z)

212 203 Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (HiLJ1)


Holy shit.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 08:32 PM (sdi6R)

213 Because they want to rob me and take my stuff, but they don't have the guts to point a gun at my face.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 08:26 PM (sdi6R)

Yup...no guts but they are overjoyed when johnny law shows up to do the dirty work.

Never vote democrat.

Not that the repukes are any better, but being incompetent they are less of a threat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 08:32 PM (EoRCO)

214 Believe largest civil disaster in US history (man-made causes) was a giant natural gas explosion in Cleveland during WWII, gas leaked into storm drain system, saturated large area, kaboom.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 08:30 PM (QDnY+)


I think it was Texas City. Ship carrying ammonium nitrate.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:32 PM (y87Qq)

215 If Schiff wanted surprise anal he'd have to get Swalwell's lips off his anus first.

Posted by: BluesFish at September 13, 2018 08:32 PM (VSxu3)

216 208 Believe largest civil disaster in US history (man-made causes) was a giant natural gas explosion in Cleveland during WWII, gas leaked into storm drain system, saturated large area, kaboom.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 13, 2018 08:30 PM (QDnY+)


They never rebuilt.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (1g7ch)

217 I'd like to have a syrup mill and my own bank. I don't really like opera though so could turn that into a sawmill.

Posted by: freaked at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (ECUPh)

218 204
Is the hurricane thing over, or what?

What's going on?
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (rrDmX)

We were at Tybee Island this week and left to come home today. Mr. H was tired of worrying about it.
Looks like it's coming ashore near Wilmington, NC.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (6Zmow)

219 Money laundering is fairly easy to prove because of all the bank rules.

HOWEVER I would not want to be a congresscritter and have questions about large sums being paid, some from the Chinese government, ostensibly for speaking fees and per diem and for donations to family charities.

Because to be fair, that sort of thing should be looked into also.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (2K6fY)

220 212 203 Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress.

CNN blames Trump.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (oVJmc)

221 One of my kids just bought their first house (half a house, but that doesn't matter).

It's in Andover, Mass. Hope it;s still there tomorrow, and pray for the folks in the area under attack (if that's what it is).

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (CaRQc)

222 Rhomboid.

206 killed in Guadalajara when the sewer blew up. Amazing how many political leaders pointed fingers to shift blame.

https://youtu.be/odefOwa8XQ8

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (S3u/T)

223 Believe largest civil disaster in US history (man-made causes) was a giant natural gas explosion in Cleveland during WWII, gas leaked into storm drain system, saturated large area, kaboom.
Posted by: rhomboid


Texas City, Texas.
Bing Texas City Disaster 1947

Posted by: rickb223 at September 13, 2018 08:33 PM (hxucZ)

224 rickl, Have you heard of the Girl from the North Country play about to have a limited run in nyc?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 08:34 PM (PUmDY)

225 Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at September 13, 2018 08:29 PM (HiLJ1)


AYFKM. Holy shit, I grew up a block from Riverside Dr. in Lansing.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)

226 I thought the largest civil disaster in US history is Detroit.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at September 13, 2018 08:34 PM (xEuHL)

227 er, not Lansing, Lawrence. duh

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:34 PM (y87Qq)

228
I live very close to those cities and I, literally, could not care less to change the channel to see what's going on.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:35 PM (rrDmX)

229 Schiff is a punk.
A caricature.
A fool.

Posted by: Diogenes at September 13, 2018 08:35 PM (0tfLf)

230 the largest civil disaster in US history

Stop looking at me like that.

Posted by: Baracky O'Cracky at September 13, 2018 08:35 PM (Tyii7)

231 193 The USSC screwed up when they allowed PUBLIC figures to be the target of private unverified lying innuendo. Perhaps JUSTICE Kavanaugh will have to recuse himself if such a case comes to the court from now on.

And THAT morons and moronettes was the aim of this Fiendsteen gambit.

These people are pure dripping venom. Our side gets its ass kicked even when we win.

Posted by: torabora at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (Y274z)


Yeah, they have a plan, likely including what you described, plus political commercial stuff like this:

Abuser of women appoints an abuser of women to the Supreme Court! What will Trump do to women next? He and the evil Republicans in Congress need to be stopped! All women need to vote for (Dem Candidate) in the upcoming election!

Posted by: Gref at September 13, 2018 08:35 PM (AMIL/)

232 So, we won't call him a creepy pron lawyer [host turns, camera zoom out], so, welcome to our show.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 08:36 PM (1g7ch)

233 Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress.

CNN blames Trump.


Never woulda happened with solar. Of course, they would rarely have power, but that's beside the point!

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 08:36 PM (IMdOQ)

234
Lawrence is a third world shithole. Loaded with illegal and legal Dominicans.
Arson is the official city sport.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:36 PM (rrDmX)

235 If Donald Trump can control hurricanes why wouldn't he send it straight to the NYT building? Or Michael Moore?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 13, 2018 08:36 PM (nBr1j)

236 saw Pallid Jew Ass open for the Butthole Surfers at the Colosseum in '08.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 08:30 PM (oVJmc)

----

Best thing is, you can see them play in the dark.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:36 PM (laClh)

237 >>>Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress.<<<

I sense opportunity. Check your coverage and gird your loins.

Posted by: Fritz at September 13, 2018 08:37 PM (Z9C5C)

238 >>Gas explosions in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover MA. 60-100 fires in progress


I'd imagine the women in Bean Town fart a lot.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 08:38 PM (AkSKU)

239 >>I'd imagine the women in Bean Town fart a lot.

All women fart. It's science.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 08:39 PM (/tuJf)

240 WTF? I guess it's the syrup mill that jacks the cost up to almost two million.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 08:27 PM (naEeR)

If Ace bought the syrup mill, would that make him a sticky Wicket?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:39 PM (iwUO9)

241 Everybody faaaaaaarts
Sometimes

Posted by: Michael Stipe at September 13, 2018 08:39 PM (NWiLs)

242 He's sooooooooooooooo creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 08:39 PM (hECVl)

243 All women fart. It's science.

No, it's art. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at September 13, 2018 08:40 PM (Tyii7)

244
I just glanced at my local fake news. School is canceled tomorrow in Lawrence, Andover, and N Andover.

Power is out in Lawrence, but I think that's fake news. Power is probably out in some of Lawrence.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:40 PM (rrDmX)

245 Lawrence is a third world shithole. Loaded with illegal and legal Dominicans.

Arson is the official city sport.



It's also home to our Mary Poppins.

This isn't arson. Everyone -- everyone! -- who is a customer of a particular gas company has been ordered to evacuate, along with anyone who smells gas anywhere.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 08:40 PM (fuK7c)

246 two peas in a pod, you two.

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (Tm+wy)

247 All the fires are out. Power is off in three cities. Charlie the RINO just showed up so the press conference with the update should be soon.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (jDF8P)

248 >>Adam Schiff looks like he's into surprise anal.

He looks like Mr Mackey
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (AkSKU)


He looks like Arnold Vosloo on crack.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (/qEW2)

249 It's also home to our Mary Poppins.

=

oh. and he has not been heard from ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (bUjCl)

250 224 rickl, Have you heard of the Girl from the North Country play about to have a limited run in nyc?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 08:34 PM (PUmDY)


No, but I just learned tonight that tickets go on sale tomorrow for Dylan at The Met in Philadelphia on Dec. 3.

I never heard of that venue before. Turns out it was an old classical music hall, then had a number of different incarnations over the years. It's being restored and about to begin a new career as a concert venue, and the Dylan show is the grand opening.

http://themetphilly.com/history/

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (sdi6R)

251 Was hoping the Deacons would win tonight.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (PUmDY)

252 Bandersnatch, that suddenly sounds like sabotage.

Hope MPPPP is safe and sound.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:42 PM (S3u/T)

253 I didn't know there was even residential gas service in Lawrence. Everybody I went to school with (Bruce then Robert Frost schools) had oil burning furnaces and electric stoves.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:42 PM (y87Qq)

254
That explosion in Danvers, MA I mentioned is quite interesting if anyone is interested in reading about such wacky disasters.

Also, the huge mental hospital that was in Danvers, MA is quite interesting to read about.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:42 PM (rrDmX)

255 JackStraw, the question now is does Elvis fart?

Either way give him an ear rub from me.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 08:43 PM (lsT7+)

256 Quit voting GOP and they'll lose their phony baloney we'll lose ALL jobs.

Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 08:43 PM (FhXTo)

257 250, saw that. Pretty cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 08:43 PM (PUmDY)

258 One of our nephews and his eight months pregnant wife also live in Arlington. Just called their cell, and they are evacuating themselves to her parents house right this minute.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:44 PM (CaRQc)

259
Charlie the RINO just showed up so the press conference with the update should be soon.

Did the governor, Tall Deval, bring a Sign Language Lady with him?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:44 PM (rrDmX)

260 He's actually pretty mellow Ben. My last Golden, that boy could wake me up from a sound sleep with one of his bombs.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

261 If Donald Trump can control hurricanes why wouldn't he send it straight to the NYT building? Or Michael Moore?

Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at September 13, 2018 08:36 PM (nBr1j)


Send it to Googlag's HQ and let it sit there for a week or two

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

262 249 It's also home to our Mary Poppins.

=

oh. and he has not been heard from ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (bUjCl)

He usually doesn't hang out this late. I just sent him an email.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

263 Google HQ is slated for the earthquake machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:46 PM (S3u/T)

264 If Donald Trump can control hurricanes why wouldn't he send it straight to the NYT building?


Hurricanes are big. It's only 16 blocks from the Grey Lady to Trump Tower.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 08:46 PM (fuK7c)

265 This is going off the rails.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)

266 Creepy Porn Lawyer has the same weird ticks as Strzok.



TuCa should concede that Creepy Porn Laywer's client is not a 'porn star'. Third rate at best.


Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (1g7ch)

267 Google HQ is slated for the earthquake machine.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:46 PM (S3u/T)


I'm always the last to know

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

268 Send it to Googlag's HQ and let it sit there for a week or two

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:45 PM (SiINZ)

It would be fun to be a fly on the wall for Googlag's TGIF meeting tomorrow, as recriminations and accusations fly over who leaked the video to Breitbart.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (iwUO9)

269
Creepy Porn Lawyer is absolute disgusting reptile.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (8O3HH)

270 This is going off the rails.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 08:46 PM (/tuJf)



On the crazy train?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (SiINZ)

271 He usually doesn't hang out this late. I just sent him an email.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

That's good. They cut off power to the area.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (bUjCl)

272 largest civil disaster in US history (man-made causes)

Story of Obama - a golden oldie to piss everyone off.

Posted by: DaveA at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (FhXTo)

273 [i/258 One of our nephews and his eight months pregnant wife also live in Arlington. Just called their cell, and they are evacuating themselves to her parents house right this minute.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 08:44 PM (CaRQc)

Arlington where? I didn't think Virginia was at much risk from the hurricane. Or is there an Arlington in Massachusetts?

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (sdi6R)

274 Has anybody seen anything definite about what Kavanagh supposedly did in (FRICKING!) highschool?

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)

275 Hurricanes are big. It's only 16 blocks from the Grey Lady to Trump Tower.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 08:46 PM (fuK7c)

tornado FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (iwUO9)

276 Tucker. Hahaha!

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (hECVl)

277 Sharknado vs the New York Times

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (S3u/T)

278 271 He usually doesn't hang out this late. I just sent him an email.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:45 PM (NWiLs)

That's good. They cut off power to the area.
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (bUjCl)

Well, shit. Maybe he's got smartphone access.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

279
Yeah, there's a Springfield in MA, too.
They make guns, there.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (rrDmX)

280 Tucker's interview of CPL was pretty awesome.

Posted by: Weasel at September 13, 2018 08:49 PM (MVjcR)

281 >> Creepy Porn Laywer's client is not a 'porn star'.

She was a thing back around 2000 - 2006 or so. Didn't age well enough for the MILF cut.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at September 13, 2018 08:49 PM (8O3HH)

282 Or is there an Arlington in Massachusetts?


There is an Arlington in Massachusetts. Except it's pronounced Ahlington.

I married a girl from there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 08:49 PM (fuK7c)

283 Has anybody seen anything definite about what Kavanagh supposedly did in (FRICKING!) highschool?
Posted by: Axeman at September





supposedly fingered gorsuch?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 08:49 PM (MTjB1)

284 Adam Schiff looks like he's into surprise anal.

He looks like Mr Mackey
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 07:54 PM (AkSKU)

He looks like Arnold Vosloo on crack.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 13, 2018 08:41 PM (/qEW2)



He looks like Peter Lorre's much uglier brother

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 08:49 PM (SiINZ)

285 He asked tucker when the last time he saw porn was......hehe

Posted by: DXO at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (nzKWW)

286 Crikey Tucker Carlson just curb stomped Stormy Daniels Creepy lawyer..wow

Posted by: sOME mORON at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (ICWiF)

287 Or Adam Schiff is Peter Lorre's character in M.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (S3u/T)

288 I'm into Humiliation Porn.

I watch you on CNN.

TUCKER NO!


Posted by: Judge Reinhold, Me Tight at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (VR0vR)

289 Schiff for Brains...

he's not my Congressman (Brad Sherman is) but he's the idiot next door, as it were.

Posted by: redc1c4 at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (rjbMC)

290

There's a Chicopee in MA, too.

It's Indian for...

chicopee.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (rrDmX)

291 There is an Arlington in Massachusetts. Except it's pronounced Ahlington.

I married a girl from there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 13, 2018 08:49 PM (fuK7c)

There's an Arlington in Oregon, too. Site of a toxic waste dump. Pro tip: don't get coffee there. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (iwUO9)

292 It would be fun to be a fly on the wall for Googlag's TGIF meeting tomorrow, as recriminations and accusations fly over who leaked the video to Breitbart.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (iwUO9)


I thought about that today. These are the people who have been outsourcing image analysis computer learning ("click all of the squares with Enemies of the State") for years. There's no way they don't know who shot the video just from the geometry of the shots already.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (y87Qq)

293 Crazy explosions:

A couple years back in Taiwan, they were doing some Hindu themed rave party where they released a shitload of colored powder of the crowd. Something ignited it, and caused a dust explosion.

500 ravers were blasted into the sky, 15 fatally.

Reminds me of something from Metalocalypse.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:51 PM (laClh)

294 Arlington, MA is 30 miles or better from Larry and the Andovers

Posted by: micky at September 13, 2018 08:51 PM (dF9Lb)

295 290

There's a Chicopee in MA, too.

It's Indian for...

chicopee.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:50 PM (rrDmX)

We call them garbanzos.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:51 PM (NWiLs)

296 That's good. They cut off power to the area.
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:47 PM (bUjCl)

Well, shit. Maybe he's got smartphone access.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (NWiLs)

Yes. Probably. He works at a hospital, I think, so he must.

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 08:51 PM (bUjCl)

297 Well Congress has spent this year doing jack AND shit. So why start now?

Posted by: MAGA at September 13, 2018 08:51 PM (/8RAd)

298 288.

Tucker, from the top turnbuckle, folding metal chair in hand!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 08:52 PM (fA1SL)

299 Has anybody seen anything definite about what Kavanagh supposedly did in (FRICKING!) highschool?

We haven't decided what it will be yet!

Posted by: The DNC at September 13, 2018 08:52 PM (Ibwur)

300 Literal chyron on Tucker: CREEPY PORN LAWYER...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 08:53 PM (c07y/)

301 There's a Chicopee in MA, too.

Maybe, but it was the Chipotle's that caused the -*rip!*- assplosions.

Posted by: Hillary! at September 13, 2018 08:54 PM (Ibwur)

302 Isn't schiff's wife related to soros somehow? Thought I heard that from someone.

Posted by: morigu at September 13, 2018 08:54 PM (Eu98u)

303 I met someone today at work who had never heard of Paul Simon. He has teenage kids.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 08:54 PM (PUmDY)

304 @RedNationRising 7m

Tucker just told Avenatti he watches humiliation porn. He said it's why he watches Avenatti on CNN. Boom.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 08:54 PM (c07y/)

305 My last Golden, that boy could wake me up from a sound sleep with one of his bombs.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 13, 2018 08:44 PM (/tuJf)

-------

When my brother's Aussie Shepherd comes over he eats my cat's food, and then violates the Geneva Convention for a few hours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (laClh)

306 Kavanaugh get seated and all the lefts lawfare wet dreams are over.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (lsT7+)

307
Paul Simon the dead senator?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (rrDmX)

308 304 @RedNationRising 7m

Tucker just told Avenatti he watches humiliation porn. He said it's why he watches Avenatti on CNN. Boom.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 08:54 PM (c07y/)

BURN!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (NWiLs)

309 Songwriter, sadly

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 08:56 PM (PUmDY)

310 Has anybody seen anything definite about what Kavanagh supposedly did in (FRICKING!) highschool?

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 08:48 PM (vDqXW)
********************


Supposedly...

She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 08:56 PM (hECVl)

311 then violates the Geneva Convention for a few hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (laClh)

He gets the comfy chair?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 08:57 PM (5jVnA)

312 Paul Simon the dead senator?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (rrDmX)

He had a big hit album with "There Goes Dyin' Simon."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:57 PM (iwUO9)

313
Other than "feeling threatened" anything else?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:58 PM (rrDmX)

314 When my brother's Aussie Shepherd comes over he eats my cat's food, and then violates the Geneva Convention for a few hours.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 08:55 PM (laClh)


He refuses to allow shipwrecked sailors to receive medical attention on neutral-flagged ships?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 08:58 PM (y87Qq)

315 Let me understand. You got Adam Schiff, George Soros and Hurricane Florence.

Adam Schiff's wife has sex with George Soros, so who is having sex with Hurricane Florence?

Posted by: Frank Costanza at September 13, 2018 08:59 PM (EoRCO)

316 Other than "feeling threatened" anything else?


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 08:58 PM (rrDmX)
******************
Got a text from someone. It's over at Hot Air.
I have banned myself from that site for awhile.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 09:00 PM (hECVl)

317 Interfering with your elections since before the invention of the wheel.

Posted by: live girl , dead boy at September 13, 2018 09:00 PM (PtETg)

318 Let's all take a moment to ponder how things would look right now if Trump were 10% the Hitlerian horror these asshats portray.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:00 PM (1T8y6)

319 We call them garbanzos.
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 08:51 PM

That's racist. They're Undocumented Legumes.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 13, 2018 09:01 PM (2NqXo)

320 Got a text from someone. It's over at Hot Air.
I have banned myself from that site for awhile.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 09:00 PM (hECVl)

----

I banned that site from me. Forever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 09:01 PM (laClh)

321 Whoa, Harbor Freight is running a weekend sale on crew-served weapons.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq)

322 *** Supposedly...

She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.

Posted by: redridinghood

Oh that's a nice piece of work. If you invent too awful a story, you lose sympathy because you didn't come forward with it. Too minor an infraction, and people shrug.

This tale is just right. Open-ended, a hint of malice and pervy intent. I'd have to give it a solid A-.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2018 09:02 PM (2xR5z)

323 PSA- Now is the time to tell me you are coming to the TX MoMe. There are already 50 of your co- hoardists coming.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:02 PM (lsT7+)

324 Wouldn't surprise me if it turned out to be caused by some goof running a backhoe, breaking both the gas and sewer lines.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 08:28 PM (iwUO9)


That would explain images of fires in the upper stories of some of the houses. Especially if there was sufficient air to carry combustion from house to house through the tubes, like pumping gopher runs full of acetylene.

Of course if there were massive purchases of acetylene cylinders in the area I would be suspicious all over again.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:02 PM (2K6fY)

325 At first I was none to happy with Trump's statement some time ago when he stated libel and slander laws need to be expanded ( to a point that to me , bordered on infringing on speech) .

I still don't agree to the extent Trump indicated ( granted it could just been normal exaggeration for effect) but I'm more in his camp now more than ever.

The protection people are given against slander /libel of a public figure have to be revisited.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at September 13, 2018 09:03 PM (2DOZq)

326 re: 323, same with the MiMoMe please.

Only without the fifty confirmed attendees part.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:03 PM (y87Qq)

327 She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.

And a US Senator who had a Chicom spy in her front seat for years GAVE THIS TO THE FBI.

If you tried to put this in a novel, they'd call security on you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:05 PM (1T8y6)

328 How was she locked in then?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

329 hogmartin, when this is all over, I will send you the drink of your choice and we will recap just what the heck we have done.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:06 PM (lsT7+)

330

This tale is just right. Open-ended, a hint of malice and pervy intent. I'd have to give it a solid A-.


And this supposedly happened some 35 or 40 years ago?

Let me guess: It was so traumatic that she just now remembered it after suppressing it all these years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 09:07 PM (HaL55)

331 It'd be a shame if the name of the anonymous accuser was leaked to the boys over at 4chan.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 13, 2018 09:07 PM (GtnRc)

332 The FIB now should investigate stupid pranks like locking somebody in a room?

Hasn't this happened to about EVERYBODY?!

Some idiot sometime in your life thought it was *funny* to lock you in our out of something?!

Get that senile coot out of the Senate!

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:07 PM (vDqXW)

333 How was she locked in then?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:06 PM (PUmDY)

----

Yeah, teen boys can't really afford special offices with rape buttons.

Gotta be a network big shot for that.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (laClh)

334 And a US Senator who had a Chicom spy in her front seat for years GAVE THIS TO THE FBI.

If you tried to put this in a novel, they'd call security on you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:05 PM (1T8y6)



That wasn't a spy, that was her business liaison.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (1g7ch)

335 I'm cold and wet.

Posted by: 112 reporters in raincoats at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (PtETg)

336 Whoa, Harbor Freight is running a weekend sale on crew-served weapons.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:01 PM (y87Qq)

Shh, that's only for members of the"Insiders Club"!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (n9EOP)

337 'She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out. '

So... is she claiming anything untoward happened other than being locked in a room with two dudes, one of whom was Kavanagh?

Seems fairly weak tea. In college, a friend of mine was throwing an apartment party. A young gal took two guys (neither of which who were the host) and went to the host's bedroom and they locked the door. The host spent the next 15 mins pounding on the door asking them not to foul his sheets.

I honestly think my buddy had a more credible claim of damage than the kavanaugh lady.




Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (9uYWN)

338 She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.

Posted by: redridinghood
The report doesn't even say that they were in the room with her. It just says they locked her in a room.

Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (xPl2J)

339 They should have made a waitress sandwich in keeping with the highest traditions of revered Democrats. Or smacked a bitch up like DNC officials.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (5jVnA)

340 >>She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.


7 Minutes in DP Heaven?

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:09 PM (AkSKU)

341 I was locked in a room once with Jack Kemp.

Well, it was a bar but I felt unsafe as I had the door to the next room to go through and I had a drink in each hand and old Jack was in front of me and just let the door close on me rather than hold it open so I could pass safely through. I nodded to him but he blew me off and proceeded to let me hang. Bastard.

He was drunk and whore chasing so I gave him a pass.

He's dead now so fuck him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 09:09 PM (EoRCO)

342 I'm not saying aliens control the Demofascist party but....

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:09 PM (CaRQc)

343 schiff is a praticularly nasty little shit. And, Sigh, another one of my tribe?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:10 PM (CW4Xz)

344 hogmartin, when this is all over, I will send you the drink of your choice and we will recap just what the heck we have done.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:06 PM (lsT7+)

Gonna be a lot of wailing and gnashing of teeth is my bet!

Posted by: Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:10 PM (n9EOP)

345 At HotAir, it seems that the details are that he and a buddy *locked* her in a room by herself.

Stupid teenager shit--but we're even stupider if we start criminalizing crap like this.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:10 PM (vDqXW)

346 So, '7 minutes in Onan'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2018 09:10 PM (9uYWN)

347 >>How was she locked in then?


You are only NOT locked in until you try the door handle. Or, are you?

Posted by: Schroedinger's Locks at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (AkSKU)

348 She was wasted and wanted to drive somewhere.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (PUmDY)

349 All women fart. It's science.

No, it's art.

*hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!!
=====
Hillary
I think, in your case, you mean shart.

Posted by: Donnie two scoops at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (ZuGkg)

350 so the kavanaugh thing, was he involved with mattress girl?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (MTjB1)

351 She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 08:56 PM (hECVl)

Seriously???? Good Lord.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (dUJdY)

352 About 50 Air National Guard crew types just checked into The Hotel here in Portsmouth.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (CW4Xz)

353 She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.

Posted by: redridinghood
The report doesn't even say that they were in the room with her. It just says they locked her in a room.
Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (xPl2J)


Other than prison cells, most rooms with locks are made to keep people out, not in. Fire codes and all that...

Did they have fire codes 40 years ago.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (1g7ch)

354 The report doesn't even say that they were in the room with her. It just says they locked her in a room.

I'd like to propose a constitutional amendment where we can have congressional recall elections...not to remove anyone from office, but to require them to wear red clown noses. Not doing so would be a felony.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (1T8y6)

355 some one suggested kavanaugh paid stormy daniels $10 not to have sex with her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (MTjB1)

356 We're back to farting?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:12 PM (CW4Xz)

357
Leaked: The "victim" alleges Kavanaugh said to her, "Let me show you my big gavel."


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 09:12 PM (rrDmX)

358 343. Nah, bro. Schiff is a Fritz. You can tell, because he's got the pickelhaub and monocle. I've seen no evidence of horns and a tail, however, so he can't be a red sea pedestrian.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:12 PM (fA1SL)

359 I wrote a song about this sort of thing.

Posted by: Brian Wilson at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (AkSKU)

360 She was at a party and was locked in the room with Kavanaugh and some other guy. She felt threatened and was able to get out.


The report doesn't even say that they were in the room with her. It just says they locked her in a room.


Posted by: Mark1971 at September 13, 2018 09:08 PM (xPl2J)
************************
Yes, that was just text back to me.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (hECVl)

361 So, an incident 37 YEARS AGO where nothing happened other than her current claim of being uncomfortable (all some unverifiable emotional crime).

And nothing in the intervening 37 YEARS.

Yep, it's the old Allred-style horseshit.

Does she have a yearbook?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (oVJmc)

362 I was once trapped in an elevator with one-time Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. But it got to the main floor on time.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (iwUO9)

363
The scariest part, the "victim" revealed in her letter was when Kavanaugh yelled "Overruled!" every time she tried to resist him.


Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (rrDmX)

364 hogmartin, when this is all over, I will send you the drink of your choice and we will recap just what the heck we have done.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:06 PM (lsT7+)


Sounds good.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (y87Qq)

365 From the Guardian:
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According to the source, Kavanaugh and a male friend had locked her in a room against her will, making her feel threatened, but she was able to get out of the room. The Guardian has not verified the apparent claims in the letter. It is not yet clear who wrote it.
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Apparently she's lawyering up, too.

The stupid, she goes into overtime.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (vDqXW)

366 >>About 50 Air National Guard crew types just checked into The Hotel here in Portsmouth.


Maybe you'll get lucky?

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (AkSKU)

367 I wrote a song about this sort of thing.

Yes you did and it's my favorite Beach Boys song.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2018 09:14 PM (dUJdY)

368 Did Scoob jump through the window with a key or did she kick down the door with Grrrl power?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 09:14 PM (j4US8)

369 Jack Kemp. rage meter melting. He did a talk while I was in biz school. q and a, a lib twit compliments him on how tolerant and non-bigoted he was, and then asks why every other republivpcan voter and representative was intolerant and bigoted.

And 'ol Jack, he starts out his answer not with "You couldn't be more wrong, you little shit" but with "thank you" and proceeds to start listing possible explanations. Self-serving prick.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2018 09:14 PM (2xR5z)

370 At this rate, we're going to deserve being invaded and occupied.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:14 PM (1T8y6)

371 Eh.. the source is The Guardian.. not sure I trust those dildos.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (dUJdY)

372
At the end of her encounter, Kavanuagh said to the "victim," "Hey, I hope you're not pregnant because someday I'm gonna overturn Roe v Wade, bwahahahaha!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (rrDmX)

373 Hrothgar, , A recap of the best time you have ever had. A moron in real life is a wonderous thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (lsT7+)

374 I can't even can't...

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (vDqXW)

375 Why won't the fbi investigate this?!?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)

376 I was in an open air novelty shop in Santa Barbara with Harry Anderson once.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (9uYWN)

377 My parents used to do the same thing to me anytime I fought too much with my sister.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (AkSKU)

378 Eh.. the source is The Guardian.. not sure I trust those dildos.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (dUJdY)

They can be trusted to lie their asses off if it advances Communism.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (iwUO9)

379 Why won't the fbi investigate this?!?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (PUmDY)
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Obviously, it goes too deep.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

380 so, the author of the nyt oped, the anonymous one, and the person who gave difi the letter are the same?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (MTjB1)

381 341 I was locked in a room once with Jack Kemp.

Well, it was a bar but I felt unsafe as I had the door to the next room to go through and I had a drink in each hand and old Jack was in front of me and just let the door close on me rather than hold it open so I could pass safely through. I nodded to him but he blew me off and proceeded to let me hang. Bastard.

He was drunk and whore chasing so I gave him a pass.

He's dead now so fuck him.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 09:09 PM (EoRCO)


You could write a "tell all" book.

Ok, it would be a pretty short book, but still.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

382 Schiff was born in Framingham, Massachusetts, the son of Edward and Sherrill Ann (Glovsky) Schiff.[2] He was raised in a Jewish family

Nah he is a member of my tribe

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (CW4Xz)

383 I met Red Skelton once.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (6Zmow)

384 And then raped her.
With. His. Eyes!

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (j4US8)

385 I think we'd all rather Brett Kavanaugh lock us in a room alone that be locked in a room with any of the Kennedys.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (1T8y6)

386 A moron in real life is a wonderous thing.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:15 PM (lsT7+)


Their tops are made out of rubber and their bottoms are made out of springs, confirm/deny?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (y87Qq)

387 365; axeman, what the fuck is she lawyering up for? what kind of a turd peanut judge would hear this case?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (KP5rU)

388 oh man, Hannity just had a clip of R B G from yesterday, she really looks like she's weeks away from ordering a coffin.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (UFyv9)

389 Maybe you'll get lucky?
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (AkSKU)

With nitrous, it's a certainty.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (5jVnA)

390 Brett Kavanaugh volunteers regularly to feed the homeless.

This guy's farts don't stink.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (6Zmow)

391 Obviously, it goes too deep.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (vDqXW)

That's what she said.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (9uYWN)

392 he picked her up for a date, during daylight hours with others around, in a mid-80s mustang.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (MTjB1)

393 Notorious RBG looks just like a lot of the little old ladies at my mother's assisted living center. Can't hold her head up so it droops forward as if she's looking at something in her lap.

She said "If I had a magic wand, I would change how Justices are confirmed". Maybe she could borrow Trump's magic wand.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (+Tibp)

394 Schiff was born in Framingham, Massachusetts,

------

Well, the town name is appropriate...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (laClh)

395 Obviously, Mueller should add another 100 staff members to look into this. The Russians locked people in rooms, too, you know.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (1T8y6)

396 388 oh man, Hannity just had a clip of R B G from yesterday, she really looks like she's weeks away from ordering a coffin.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (UFyv9

We'll sure miss her when she goes.

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (6Zmow)

397 >>Hannity just had a clip of R B G from yesterday, she really looks like she's weeks away from ordering a coffin.


She looks like she's weeks past due from needing to return to her coffin to recharge.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:19 PM (AkSKU)

398 Maybe you'll get lucky?
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (AkSKU)

With nitrous, it's a certainty.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (5jVnA)

Was eating dinner in the bar and saw them checking in..They are drinking up all the good booze

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:19 PM (CW4Xz)

399 Self-serving prick.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2018 09:14 PM (2xR5z)

Yup...a real douche bag RINO. He could have been President but he was too busy getting drunk and whore chasing, which he was good at.

Joe Scarhead is cut from the same cloth.....only more douchey.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 09:19 PM (EoRCO)

400 Schiff was born in Framingham, Massachusetts, the son of Edward and Sherrill Ann (Glovsky)




was that where he received his first surprise anal?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:19 PM (MTjB1)

401 >>With nitrous, it's a certainty.


*Rinse!*

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:19 PM (AkSKU)

402 If that's as bad as the Grauniad can make it sound, it's less than nothing.

I smell Allred Inc dragging $100 bills through trailer parks.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:20 PM (oVJmc)

403 We'll sure miss her when she goes.
Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (6Zmow)

Now if only she would go, so we can miss her. I really want to miss the hag.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2018 09:21 PM (myjNJ)

404 Self-serving prick.
Posted by: 2009Refugee

He actually did exactly the same thing at a VP debate. Almost verbatim.

Posted by: Blutarski at September 13, 2018 09:21 PM (+Tibp)

405 axeman, what the fuck is she lawyering up for? what kind of a turd peanut judge would hear this case?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (KP5rU)
---
Again from the Guardian:
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While additional details about the letter were scarce, two media outlets have reported that the person who wrote the letter is being represented by an attorney, Debra Katz, who has been described in media reports as Washington's #MeToo lawyer.
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#MeToo goes "Boys are mean!"

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:21 PM (vDqXW)

406 glenn simpson announced months ago (last year?) that fusion gps was going to investigate the trump organization's finances next. so, fusion gps is no doubt involved with schiff on this new attack as well as the russian collusion smear.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 09:21 PM (Pg+x7)

407 you can easily lock a person in a room by just using FLEX GLUE!!!

Posted by: Adam Schiiff's cousin Phil at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (UFyv9)

408 Nitrous Mafia is for real @ Dead & co shows.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (PUmDY)

409 Schiff was born in Framingham, Massachusetts, the son of Edward and Sherrill Ann (Glovsky)

I spent way to long staring at (Glovsky) and wondering how someone got a 7 character hash.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (y87Qq)

410 in Lawrence, Andover, and North Andover



monorail ... Monorail ... MONORAIL

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (ZhQFH)

411 hogmartin, in all seriousness. I have met 35+ Hoarde IRL and had them in my home. Trust.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (lsT7+)

412 so, the author of the nyt oped, the anonymous one, and the person who gave difi the letter are the same?

Why no...no...why would you think that?!

Posted by: FusionGPS at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (CaRQc)

413 rbg should do the honorable thing and resign. she could finish out her days as a casket mannequin.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (KP5rU)

414 RBG or Elena Kagan?

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (j4US8)

415 ... i pointe this out here at the time.

so there.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 09:23 PM (Pg+x7)

416 Represented by a lawyer?

For what? This stupid story doesn't have anything actionable.

Who has the money to hire a lawyer to be a PR shill for a bullshit story???

WHO'S PAYING KATZ?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:23 PM (oVJmc)

417 411 hogmartin, in all seriousness. I have met 35+ Hoarde IRL and had them in my home. Trust.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (lsT7+)

How many got the barrel?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 09:23 PM (5jVnA)

418 He could have been President but he was too busy getting drunk and whore chasing, which he was good at.
_______________

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Gary Hart at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (fqUgw)

419 hogmartin, in all seriousness. I have met 35+ Hoarde IRL and had them in my home. Trust.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (lsT7+)


I hope I get to meet some!

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (y87Qq)

420 By all means investigate Russian Money Laundering.

The Clintons got $145 million.

That we know about, Schiff.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (Ndje9)

421 She felt threatened and was able to get out.

By, umm, opening the door? What a brave little soldier.

Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (CDGwz)

422 Represented by a lawyer?

For what? This stupid story doesn't have anything actionable.

Who has the money to hire a lawyer to be a PR shill for a bullshit story???

WHO'S PAYING KATZ?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:23 PM (oVJmc)
*******************************
Tom Steyer or George Soros.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (hECVl)

423 Notorious RBG looks just like a lot of the little old ladies at my mother's assisted living center. Can't hold her head up so it droops forward as if she's looking at something in her lap.

She said "If I had a magic wand, I would change how Justices are confirmed". Maybe she could borrow Trump's magic wand.
Posted by: Blutarski at September 13, 2018 09:18 PM (+Tibp)


The body is weak but the mind is sharp.

All she needs now is the blood of seven virgin girls to complete her transformation into a lich.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (1g7ch)

424 Not much sport in chasing whores. They can't run worth a damn with those spike heels on.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (NWiLs)

425
I am looking forward to 8 straight years of Dem whining.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (r+sAi)

426 I hope I get to meet some!
Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (y87Qq)

What's for dinner?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (CW4Xz)

427 Ok, it would be a pretty short book, but still.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 09:16 PM (sdi6R)

Yup....even with pictures only a page or two.

Like a "Dear Penthouse" letter.....or was it "Hustler".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (EoRCO)

428 Judge Barrett will be next nominee, and I'll boldly predict that when they try this stuff during her hearing, she will release stomping skills that only the mother of a large clan possesses.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (2xR5z)

429 What's for dinner?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (CW4Xz)


Tonight? Or at the MiMoMe?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (y87Qq)

430 ... i pointe this out here at the time.

so there.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 09:23 PM (Pg+x7)

Fusion GPS couldn't "investigate" a lost Twinkie in a VW Microbus crewed by Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell.

But they could fabricate something, because that is what they do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (iwUO9)

431 About 50 Air National Guard crew types just checked into The Hotel here in Portsmouth.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:11 PM (CW4Xz)


They might be Oregon Air NG, there was supposed to be a group sent there for aid, and help in rebuilding airfields.

Ask them for a ride in a Zodiac.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (2K6fY)

432 So apparently the "accusation" against Kavanaugh was he and another guy locked a girl in a room, she got skeered, but was able to get out.

FFS, my brother stuffed me into a suitcase and closed it. I'm not going to report it to the FBI.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (naEeR)

433 >> Nitrous Mafia is for real @ Dead & co shows.



Great way to make a quick $100 if you talk quick and step between the tank and the customers...take money, hand to NO2 guy take balloon hand to customer.

Then start skimming and handing balloons to your friends. 10 minutes and you'll have $100 and all the Hippy Crack you can handle,

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (AkSKU)

434 I hope I get to meet some!
Posted by: hogmartin



you should remember that you cannot unmeet someone.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (MTjB1)

435 421 She felt threatened and was able to get out.

By, umm, opening the door? What a brave little soldier.
Posted by: t-bird at September 13, 2018 09:24 PM (CDGwz)

See, ladies? This is why we open doors for you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (5jVnA)

436 430 ... i pointe this out here at the time.

so there.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 09:23 PM (Pg+x7)

Fusion GPS couldn't "investigate" a lost Twinkie in a VW Microbus crewed by Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell.

But they could fabricate something, because that is what they do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (iwUO9)

They'd plant shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

437 flounder, none as of yet, but we still have another round coming up.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (lsT7+)

438 FFS, my brother stuffed me into a suitcase and closed it. I'm not going to report it to the FBI.
Posted by: Rob Crawford at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (naEeR)


Adam Schiff gets stuffed into suitcases daily. It's like a one-man epidemic. Suitcases, lockers, pillowcases, dryers, you name it.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (y87Qq)

439 434 I hope I get to meet some!
Posted by: hogmartin



you should remember that you cannot unmeet someone.
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (MTjB1)

I won't be there so no need to worry.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

440 Adam Schiff is the single most weasely looking human I've ever seen. What the hell are L.A. voters thinking, electing him?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (CaRQc)

441 436.
You can get anything you want & etc.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

442 I think we might be reaching peak stupid--but I dismay that the Democrats might have endless levels of stupid to show us.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)

443 They'd plant shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

On the "Group W" bench?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (iwUO9)

444 aop:

..." but fusion gps could fabricate something..,"

um, yes. that's the fact, jack.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (Pg+x7)

445 If the entire world were made of gay people being incredibly gay they would still beat up Adam Schiff for acting gay.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (j4US8)

446 FFS, my brother stuffed me into a suitcase and closed it. I'm not going to report it to the FBI.
_______________

At least not until I get my nomination, right dude?

Posted by: Da brother at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (fqUgw)

447 Dems vote for rapists and girl-drowners, but, sure, Kavanaugh's a MONSTER!!!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (oVJmc)

448 L.A. voters thinking, electing him?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM


Heh, you used thinking and LA voters in the same sentence.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (T71PA)

449 Garrett, they are a violent gang now. They don't go for the music.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (PUmDY)

450 They might be Oregon Air NG, there was supposed to be a group sent there for aid, and help in rebuilding airfields.

Ask them for a ride in a Zodiac.
Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (2K6fY)

I will see tomorrow for Breakfast. I am sure they will be there.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (CW4Xz)

451 >>She felt threatened and was able to get out.


Lucky for her, Charles Bronson was locked in the same room.
They had to dig 3 tunnels.
But, the Germans and Kavannaugh only found 1 before they were able to escape.

Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (AkSKU)

452 Then start skimming and handing balloons to your friends. 10 minutes and you'll have $100 and all the Hippy Crack you can handle,
Posted by: garrett at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (AkSKU)


Now you're cooking withpressurizing your brain with gas. I like where your head's at.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (y87Qq)

453 hogmartin, in all seriousness. I have met 35+ Hoarde IRL and had them in my home. Trust.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:22 PM (lsT7+)


BUT, do count the spoons before anyone is allowed to leave the premises!

Posted by: Acting Chairman Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (n9EOP)

454 441 436.
You can get anything you want & etc.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (fA1SL)

27 8 by 10 color glossy photographs with circles and arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one telling how they're to be used as evidence against us.

Judge walks in with a seein'-eye dog...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)

455 when we are done with this fusion gps will be renamed fusion glonass

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (MTjB1)

456 Tonight? Or at the MiMoMe?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:25 PM (y87Qq)

Just kidding...well what's for dinner tonight?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (CW4Xz)

457 I think we might be reaching peak stupid--but I dismay that the Democrats might have endless levels of stupid to show us.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)
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I keep telling you people it's an asymptote but no one believes me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (C1PQi)

458 Were these the men? *holds up a picture of Ted Kennedy and Chris Dodd*

Posted by: The Cross Examination at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (gHCnG)

459 NGU, you are missing chicken or beef rellanos with beans , rice and home made tortillas and salsa.

It's not too late. And my Commander guy will meet you .

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (lsT7+)

460 443 They'd plant shovels and rakes and implements of dee-struction.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

On the "Group W" bench?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:28 PM (iwUO9)

Father stabbers. Mother rapers. Father rapers!

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (NWiLs)

461 I keep telling you people it's an asymptote but no one believes me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (C1PQi)
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Who you callin' an asymptote?!

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:31 PM (vDqXW)

462 aop - you... fifm (fixed it for me.)

as patton said: many tanks.

Posted by: mjc, the very, at September 13, 2018 09:31 PM (Pg+x7)

463 NGU, you are missing chicken or beef rellanos with beans , rice and home made tortillas and salsa.

It's not too late. And my Commander guy will meet you .
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (lsT7+)

Sigh I am on duty that weekend...But if for some reason they are cancelled, I will be there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:31 PM (CW4Xz)

464

At HotAir, it seems that the details are that he and a buddy *locked* her in a room by herself.

Normals will hear about it, shrug and go "Yeah, and what?.".

The Progs are beclowning themselves at a furious rate, something I never thought I'd ever see. It's starting to look like they're using Alinsky's tactics on their own people.

DiFi picked herself to freeze and isolate. She had a ChiCom spy on her staff for years and didn't know it? And she expects to have any credibility left after that? Good luck DiFi.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 09:31 PM (HaL55)

465 BUT, do count the spoons before anyone is allowed to leave the premises!
Posted by: Acting Chairman Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (n9EOP)


in re: the MiMoMe, serious as anything... where we're going, we don't need spoons.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:32 PM (y87Qq)

466 So, Trump, Roy Moore, and Kavanaugh all get hit with the same scripted scandal ahead of their finish line....

...Are the Dems really this transparent?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:32 PM (oVJmc)

467 442 I think we might be reaching peak stupid--but I dismay that the Democrats might have endless levels of stupid to show us.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)

I remember saying in 2008 that "we have reached peak stupid." How naive I was.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:32 PM (d6Ksn)

468 I remember saying in 2008 that "we have reached peak stupid." How naive I was.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:32 PM (d6Ksn)

How is the job hunt going, Donna?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:33 PM (iwUO9)

469 466 So, Trump, Roy Moore, and Kavanaugh all get hit with the same scripted scandal ahead of their finish line....

...Are the Dems really this transparent?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:32 PM (oVJmc)


50% success rate, low cost.
A winning formula.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 09:33 PM (1g7ch)

470 I hate these people with the white hot intensity of a thousand suns.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at September 13, 2018 09:33 PM (WMs64)

471 Just kidding...well what's for dinner tonight?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (CW4Xz)


Leftover Chinese take-out. I was going to save it for lunch, but meh. Friday's brisket burnt end day at the BBQ place across the street from work so now I have an excuse to do that.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:34 PM (y87Qq)

472 466 So, Trump, Roy Moore, and Kavanaugh all get hit with the same scripted scandal ahead of their finish line....

And then the bartender says...

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

473 Schiff has worked on reducing unwanted helicopter noise across Los Angeles County by proposing legislation to force the FAA to study and regulate helicopter noise in Los Angeles, the Helicopter Noise Relief Act.


lol. he'll miss that noise some day.

Posted by: x at September 13, 2018 09:34 PM (nFwvY)

474
I remember saying in 2008 that "we have reached peak stupid." How naive I was.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite


You ain't seen nothin' yet
B-b-b-baby, you just ain't seen n-n-nothin' yet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 13, 2018 09:34 PM (IqV8l)

475 470: and they you.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 09:35 PM (KP5rU)

476 442 I think we might be reaching peak stupid--but I dismay that the Democrats might have endless levels of stupid to show us.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)


There are only three reasons why anybody would espouse socialism: They're evil, they're stupid, or they have brain damage. There are no other possibilities.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 09:35 PM (sdi6R)

477 I think we might be reaching peak stupid--but I dismay that the Democrats might have endless levels of stupid to show us.
Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (vDqXW)
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I keep telling you people it's an asymptote but no one believes me.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2018 09:30 PM (C1PQi)

Didn't Einstein say "Genius has its limits, but there are no limits to stupidity!"

Posted by: Acting Chairman Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:35 PM (n9EOP)

478 The Kavanagh story is the pickles somebody didn't order on the nothing burger.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:36 PM (vDqXW)

479
50% success rate, low cost.

A winning formula.



Posted by: Burnt Toast at September 13, 2018 09:33 PM (1g7ch)

33% It won't work against Kav. And it's not going to get any fresher if they try it against the next guy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:36 PM (oVJmc)

480 I told hubbymayhem tonight that I believe when that blue wave does not happen and we keep the house and add to the Senate the hysterics will get cranked up to maximum overdrive and there will be violence on a much larger scale.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2018 09:36 PM (myjNJ)

481 NGU, there is no last minute, We have someone on standby just for you.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:36 PM (lsT7+)

482 Didn't Einstein say "Genius has its limits, but there are no limits to stupidity!"
Posted by: Acting Chairman Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:35 PM (n9EOP)
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Sounds about right, Hrothgar.

Posted by: bluebell at September 13, 2018 09:36 PM (C1PQi)

483 what kind of a turd peanut judge would hear this case?


Aloha!

Posted by: Judge Kameamea at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (PtETg)

484 Adam Schiff is the single most weasely looking human I've ever seen. What the hell are L.A. voters thinking, electing him?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (CaRQc)


Nah, I nominate Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (PhT3S)

485 27 8 by 10 color glossy photographs with circles and
arrows and a paragraph on the back of each one telling how they're to
be used as evidence against us.



Judge walks in with a seein'-eye dog...
Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:29 PM (NWiLs)


One of the judges in one of the circuit courts in Oregon had a stroke and now "takes information in text better than hearing it" and has a stenographer passing her testimony.
Probably the last working court stenographer in the United States.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (2K6fY)

486 Are asymptotes acceptable after Labor Day ?

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (bUjCl)

487 There are only three reasons why anybody would espouse socialism: They're evil, they're stupid, or they have brain damage. There are no other possibilities.
Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 09:35 PM (sdi6R)


It's usually the union of the first two.

1. I want what you have
2. I think I'll be the one standing back from the ditch instead of kneeling in front of it when the music stops

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:38 PM (y87Qq)

488 486 Are asymptotes acceptable after Labor Day ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (bUjCl)

As long as they aren't white.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:38 PM (NWiLs)

489 Adam Schiff is the single most weasely looking human I've ever seen. What the hell are L.A. voters thinking, electing him?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (CaRQc)
---
Chris Plante likened him to an earthworm.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:38 PM (vDqXW)

490 Asymptotes - that's the Messican name for the prickly pear, innit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:38 PM (fA1SL)

491 Joe DiGenova just said that Comey is going down.
"The dirty cop is going down." said with a grin from ear to ear.

Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 09:39 PM (hECVl)

492 Remove asymptotes !

Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 09:39 PM (bUjCl)

493 Orwell Goode and NERKISH stream:

youtu.be/sJFMqGRRUWU

Posted by: weft cut-loop at September 13, 2018 09:40 PM (c07y/)

494 Good news! Michael Bloomberg says he wants to run for President in 2020.


It'll be the old-line Democrat Party vs. today's Demfascists vs. the Socialists in an all-out war. The only thing they all agree on is that Americans shouldn't own guns and shouldn't have free speech. After that, it's going to be bloody trench warfare.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:40 PM (CaRQc)

495 >>>chicken or beef rellanos

what? no cheese?

Posted by: concrete girl at September 13, 2018 09:40 PM (Tm+wy)

496 Are asymptotes acceptable after Labor Day ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (bUjCl)

Yes, but not white ones after Labor Day!

Posted by: Acting Chairman Hrothgar at September 13, 2018 09:40 PM (n9EOP)

497 Only the Mets can have a player announce his retirement without announcing his retirement.

I blame my grandfather for this.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 13, 2018 09:40 PM (kT3/m)

498
*stands on beach, wearing WDUD-TV parka*

As you can see, Ace, I'm here selflessly risking my life to provide you with pictures of me getting wet.

Also, as you can see, it's wet, and windy, and extremely dangerous, because it's wet and windy. I'm warning everyone to get while they are still alive.

That's all from me, tell my wife and children I love them.

Posted by: Harry Weatherface at September 13, 2018 09:40 PM (8zttw)

499 I may have mispoke. I said that the Kavanagh story is the pickles somebody didn't order on the nothing burger.

I should have said it's the Kaopectate sauce that nobody orders on the nothing burger.

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:36 PM (vDqXW)
---

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:41 PM (vDqXW)

500 Ben Had

Sticking around the Horde for 10 years is a great filter.

Lurkers, come out and play.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 09:41 PM (hyuyC)

501 hope I get to meet some!

Posted by: hogmartin


soon

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2018 09:41 PM (Q8SiX)

502 Harry Weatherface

Jim Cantore showing up in your neighborhood is a bad sign.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 09:42 PM (hyuyC)

503 Joe DiGenova just said that Comey is going down.
"The dirty cop is going down." said with a grin from ear to ear.
Posted by: redridinghood
-------------

No responsible prosecutor would indict him.

Posted by: Hilz at September 13, 2018 09:42 PM (8zttw)

504 GLURP ALL OF THESE FAGS INTO THE PAVEMENT WITH A DOUBLE DRUM ASPHALT ROLLER.

Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at September 13, 2018 09:42 PM (FTPVM)

505 Nah, I nominate Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (PhT3S)

=======================
You think he looked like a weasel? I would have said more along the lines of a really mangy hound dog. Waxman definitely wins the ugly prize in any contest. Even DiFi can't compete in that league.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (CaRQc)

506 Adam Schiff is the single most weasely looking human I've ever seen. What the hell are L.A. voters thinking, electing him?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:27 PM (CaRQc)


Nah, I nominate Henry Waxman.
Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (PhT3S)

Yeah I gotta go with waxman also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (CW4Xz)

507 Looking at all this, the country is very corrupt from top to bottom. Mostly Dems, but the Reps do not block them. They have their own corruption.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (hyuyC)

508 NaCly, the Pre MoMe is going to be an event unto it self.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (lsT7+)

509 Joe DiGenova just said that Comey is going down.
"The dirty cop is going down." said with a grin from ear to ear.
Posted by: redridinghood at September 13, 2018 09:39 PM (hECVl)

Please God! That bastard needs to do time.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (EoRCO)

510 502: cantore is a commie pussy. he would meet a backhoe in this neighborhood.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (KP5rU)

511 505 Nah, I nominate Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (PhT3S)

=======================
You think he looked like a weasel? I would have said more along the lines of a really mangy hound dog. Waxman definitely wins the ugly prize in any contest. Even DiFi can't compete in that league.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (CaRQc)

He's an ugly sumbitch, but I'll see your Waxman and raise you a Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)

512 I had a dentist appointment this morning, and the hygienist brought up a good point.

When a hurricane is coming, all of the regular people who live and work there evacuate. So when the reporters show up, what do they eat? The restaurants being closed and all.

Posted by: rickl at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (sdi6R)

513 362 I was once trapped in an elevator with one-time Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. But it got to the main floor on time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM (iwUO9)

Imagine being trapped in an elevator with Justin. I hope that never happens to you AOP, since I'd hate to hear that you were sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (d6Ksn)

514 Waxman.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (8zttw)

515 New Bern NC is getting slammed. That's a nice town with some good restaurants Just up the road from Cherry Point. They must be getting slammed also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (CW4Xz)

516 504. Canal-duty. It is the only way.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (fA1SL)

517 Schiff has made of fool of himself so many times. He doesn't care. I guess being incapable of embarrassment is a valuable job skill in that profession. If I looked as ridiculous as him, I would just shit. I wouldn't be able to take it.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (t5m5e)

518 Are asymptotes acceptable after Labor Day ?
Posted by: runner at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (bUjCl)


Used to feed the sheep cigarettes to cure them of asymptotes. Worked good, too, but can take a couple of doses.
There's this gel now, just apply it to the forehead. One dose is all you need.

*stares at the horizon, shifts the wheat straw from one side of my mouth to the 'tother*

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (2K6fY)

519 Oh, we're going for weaselly, not ugly. Sorry about that.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

520 soon
Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2018 09:41 PM (Q8SiX)


Yep.

BTW when you bring kiddo up to Lansing to visit Elderly, let me know, we can grab lunch up here or something. Plus I don't mind noodling around on guitars that are worth more than my car.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:46 PM (y87Qq)

521 He's an ugly sumbitch, but I'll see your Waxman and raise you a Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)


The Congressional Page's used to call her Rosa DeathWarmedOver. She looks like an old shoe wearing a bad wig.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:46 PM (CaRQc)

522 518. Heh. My grandfather told me about giving a horse snuff when it'd get winded. Very old-world practice.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)

523 Bill Nelson is pretty weaselly. He's like half weasel and half Deliverance banjo kid.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:46 PM (NWiLs)

524 Nah, I nominate Henry Waxman.

Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2018 09:37 PM (PhT3S)



Waxman looked like he was an escapee from the Island of Dr. Moreau

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 09:46 PM (SiINZ)

525 Yeah I gotta go with waxman also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (CW4Xz)

Wax man looks more like a hagfish.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 13, 2018 09:47 PM (5jVnA)

526 "Neither the people of Puerto Rico nor the victims deserve their pain to be questioned," GOP Gov. Ricardo Rosselló said in response to Trump's tweets.
---
What the hell does this have to do with a body count?

How are they in less pain if they died not counted as a hurricane victim?!

Posted by: Axeman at September 13, 2018 09:47 PM (vDqXW)

527 I wonder if anyone is still on Ocracoke? Eh, sure. Some of the old-time residents who have been through this before.

Prediction: New inlets at the Outer Banks. Happens every time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc.,etc. at September 13, 2018 09:47 PM (8zttw)

528 Is SC getting hit? I haven't been watching.. hanging out here, watching the Royals...

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2018 09:47 PM (dUJdY)

529 I was once trapped in an elevator with one-time Canadian Prime Minister Joe Clark. But it got to the main floor on time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:13 PM


Get off my lawn.

Posted by: zombie John George Diefenbaker at September 13, 2018 09:47 PM (DMUuz)

530 Ben Had

I have not told my Aunt about that pre-event. I will take them out Thursday and Sunday.

Is there anything I can do to help you?

I can wear sunglasses, cross my arms, and look like security. I escort our money drops at the football games, so I got the look down.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 09:47 PM (hyuyC)

531

He's an ugly sumbitch, but I'll see your Waxman and raise you a Rosa DeLauro.



Exidor lives!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (HaL55)

532 How is the job hunt going, Donna?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:33 PM (iwUO9)

Meh. I keep thinking I've aced the interview and then find I didn't make the cut. It's depressing. I don't know if it's me, if they hired internal candidates, or if other interviewees are blowing me out of the water.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (d6Ksn)

533 Heh. My grandfather told me about giving a horse snuff when it'd get winded. Very old-world practice.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:46 PM (fA1SL)


heh, friend's grandfather was a farrier, his mom would talk about how some horse sellers would put gasoline on the horses' fetlocks to make them step higher.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (2K6fY)

534 Waxman lives up to his name. Looks like he's melting.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (myjNJ)

535 524. Not to spill blood. That is the law!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (fA1SL)

536 Imagine being trapped in an elevator with Justin. I hope that never happens to you AOP, since I'd hate to hear that you were sentenced to life in prison.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (d6Ksn)


I would be obliged to crop-dust him on my way out the door.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (iwUO9)

537 532 How is the job hunt going, Donna?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:33 PM (iwUO9)

Meh. I keep thinking I've aced the interview and then find I didn't make the cut. It's depressing. I don't know if it's me, if they hired internal candidates, or if other interviewees are blowing me out of the water.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (d6Ksn)

Been there done that. It's demoralizing as hell.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:49 PM (NWiLs)

538 the Pre MoMe is going to be an event unto it self.

There's a Pre MoMe? Geez.. I really need to try and make it next year.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 13, 2018 09:49 PM (dUJdY)

539 One of Ace's finest. Definitely headline hall of fame stuff.

"Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/346832.php

Posted by: hogmartin at September 13, 2018 09:49 PM (y87Qq)

540 sounds like a plan

he can spot the most expensive guitar from across the room

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2018 09:49 PM (Q8SiX)

541 New Bern NC is getting slammed. That's a nice town with some good restaurants Just up the road from Cherry Point. They must be getting slammed also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at September 13, 2018 09:44 PM (CW4Xz)

Oh yeah. Angles are not good for them right now. Not sure much of anything will be left of Topsail and Surf City. They've been hammered over the years.

Forecasting 20+ inches of rain at home. Glad we bugged out.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 09:49 PM (rhXTS)

542 Wasn't Waxman the one promoting the Cap and Trade bs?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:50 PM (PUmDY)

543 Oh, and giving sheep cigarette butts was supposed to be a cure for worms.

but one guy I knew claimed that his bummer lamb started bugging him for cigarette butts every time it saw him.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:50 PM (2K6fY)

544
He's an ugly sumbitch, but I'll see your Waxman and raise you a Rosa DeLauro.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:43 PM (NWiLs)


The thing nightmares are made of. *shiver*

Posted by: Infidel at September 13, 2018 09:51 PM (PhT3S)

545 NaCly, you are more than welcome to bring them on the 19th.

You have already done more than anyone could ask for, Good Sir.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:51 PM (lsT7+)

546 503 Joe DiGenova just said that Comey is going down.
______________

On whom?

Oh please let it be me, please let it be me, please let it be me!

Posted by: Shep! Smith at September 13, 2018 09:51 PM (fqUgw)

547 Meh. I keep thinking I've aced the interview and then find I didn't make the cut. It's depressing. I don't know if it's me, if they hired internal candidates, or if other interviewees are blowing me out of the water.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (d6Ksn)

It may be they are intimidated by you. There are a lot of low performers that have slid through over the past 10 years.

Try the George Costanza approach.

Just once.

Posted by: golfman at September 13, 2018 09:51 PM (rhXTS)

548 "Henry Waxman To Retire, Saying He Wants to Spend More Time With Children, Frightening Them With His Monsterface"

He could probably fit an entire kindergarten class inside his nostrils.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:51 PM (d6Ksn)

549 Holy moly, two feet of rain

Posted by: Huck Follywood, not a fan of Demofascists at September 13, 2018 09:52 PM (CaRQc)

550 Well, time to make a run to Home Despot. Later, gators.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 13, 2018 09:53 PM (iwUO9)

551

Waxman lives up to his name. Looks like he's melting.


He resembles the original Phantom of the Opera to me. At least I think it's the original. The old movie. Y'all know which one I'm talking about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 09:53 PM (HaL55)

552 Waxman lives up to his name. Looks like he's melting.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 13, 2018 09:48 PM (myjNJ)


They Romans knew him as Nostrillius

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2018 09:53 PM (9Om/r)

553 How much money was wasted on the Cap and Trade omnibus law?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:53 PM (PUmDY)

554 Ha, for all of you thinking next year. I may be dead. Plan accordingly.

Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (lsT7+)

555 I heard Waxman likes getting pegged up the nose.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (NWiLs)

556 Waxman looks like a remedial class midterm project at Ventriloquist Dummy-Carving School.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (oVJmc)

557
GLURP ALL OF THESE FAGS INTO THE PAVEMENT WITH A DOUBLE DRUM ASPHALT ROLLER.
Posted by: Lucius Cornelius Sulla at September 13, 2018 09:42 PM (FTPVM)


Saddam Hussein stopped doing that because of the damage it did to the roads.

Posted by: Kindltot at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (2K6fY)

558 ONT is up.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (4jqDR)

559 He resembles the original Phantom of the Opera to
me. At least I think it's the original. The old movie. Y'all know which
one I'm talking about.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 13, 2018 09:53 PM (HaL55)


Now he's Red Skull.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (9Om/r)

560 NOOD ONT

Posted by: ALH at September 13, 2018 09:55 PM (6Zmow)

561 He's an ugly sumbitch, but I'll see your Waxman and raise you a Rosa DeLauro.




Ron Wood's incredibly ugly sister

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 13, 2018 09:55 PM (SiINZ)

562 554 Ha, for all of you thinking next year. I may be dead. Plan accordingly.
Posted by: Ben Had at September 13, 2018 09:54 PM (lsT7+)

Right. Bring large vehicles to transport loot. Got it.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 13, 2018 09:55 PM (NWiLs)

563 His boogers and then he ate them.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 13, 2018 09:56 PM (PUmDY)

564 Waxman looks like the creature on the wing of the plane in that episode of The Twilight Zone with William Shatner

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 13, 2018 09:56 PM (Q8SiX)

565 Creepy porn lawyer on Tucker tonight has one of the most punchable faces ever. Like someone said of Talleyrand, he's shit in a silk stocking.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&Vsuburbanite at September 13, 2018 09:56 PM (d6Ksn)

566 Ben Had

How hard is the partying going to be?

With all your horse-riding, and knowing the kind of folks in the vicinity (I have another Aunt with a ranch in Bazette), your MoMeets will eventually reach legendary status.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 09:58 PM (hyuyC)

567 388 oh man, Hannity just had a clip of R B G from yesterday, she really looks like she's weeks away from ordering a coffin.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at September 13, 2018 09:17 PM (UFyv9)

I keep hoping Trump will get to replace her on the Court right AFTER the Nov election. Wouldn't that be wonderful??

Posted by: Iris at September 13, 2018 09:59 PM (6lKe4)

568 Ben Had

You most likely will be with us a while.

With all your horse-riding, and knowing the kind of folks in the vicinity (I have another Aunt with a ranch in Bazette), your MoMeets will quickly reach legendary status. We may even get a report in zero-hedge, CNN, FBI, or other place of ill repute.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 13, 2018 10:06 PM (hyuyC)

569 The shifty little Schiffstirrer is a skidmark on the shorts of the Republic. How I despise that man.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at September 13, 2018 10:14 PM (Sda6L)

570 Is John McCain still dead?

Posted by: Minuteman at September 13, 2018 10:45 PM (AizR3)

571 You want to see fires?

Posted by: P G & E at September 13, 2018 11:00 PM (Y274z)

572 Take everything away from Dem Senators and Congress men/women. Turn off the funds to their blue states until they come to their senses and elect normals.

Posted by: RovingTitan at September 13, 2018 11:20 PM (vtNLN)

573 One of the best things about Hillary in prison is that after a week or so, we would not hear about her anymore.

Posted by: Anchovy at September 13, 2018 11:47 PM (srWwQ)

574 Hoo-doggies!
Waxman and DeLauro
The former on my screen always on some committee bench w/mic.
The latter on c-span probably, off in the distance where they do their speechifying. Scarfs and odd colors are her clothes hump, I think.
The poor ugly trees to have suffered so.
/denounce

Posted by: micky at September 13, 2018 11:58 PM (dF9Lb)

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