EMT 09/09/18

Another EMT hand selected just for discerning morons like you.

Posted by: krakatoa at 06:10 AM




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1 Good morning!

Posted by: Molly k. at September 09, 2018 06:13 AM (35CPf)

2 Late, been up 2 hrs

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:13 AM (T4oHT)

3 Good Morning Morons today is Sunday, September 9, 2018. On this day in 1791 the new capital of the United States, was named after President George Washington. Probably the last American President who was uniformly revered by all.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:13 AM (mpXpK)

4 Kameltoe and PP lie about what Kavanaugh said on a controversial contraceptive pill that terminates a pregnancy after it had already begun. Obama had illegally mandated that all employees with health plans and insurance companies cover this contraceptive. I presume they are talking about RU-486 which is even advertised as an abortificant. So they double lied.


http://tinyurl.com/ycnqou7h

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

5 Latest tropical storm Florence tracking chart is continuing to shift North slightly. Now projected to come ashore just North of Myrtle Beach near the NC/SC border this Thursday.


http://tinyurl.com/yctsqwmm

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:14 AM (mpXpK)

6 Some Germans are complaining about British tourists coming to the annual Octoberfest are wearing versions of the traditional German dress as prorn because the necklines are so low cut. I couldn't get the videos to play but maybe you Morons will have better luck.


http://tinyurl.com/y9sb5cqg

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

7 Steve King (RINO Iowa) calls on McKonehead to bring his sanctuary city bill to the floor for a vote. He may be a RINO (CR 7 but if this bill is as advertised I like it. It allows victims of illegal alien violence to sue cities that are so-called sanctuary cities for damages. McKonehead has been sitting on the bill for a year.


http://tinyurl.com/ycan9zq9

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

8 Trump h8ter Ben Sasse (CR 90) says he regularly considers leaving the Republican Party.


http://tinyurl.com/y74cmmjl

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

9 Moonbeam has signed a new far left Democrat bill that would nix Trump's restoration of offshore drilling along the CA coast. Obama had banned it via executive order, trump is simply killing Obama's order. Obviously this bill has no power over the federal government. But I guess Moonbeam has never heard of the supremacy clause.


http://tinyurl.com/y8uo6n97

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

10 Heritage says we should get rid of Supreme Court pick hearings. I agree. In fact I would get rid of 99% of all congressional hearings.


http://tinyurl.com/yapyvbuv

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

11 Ramirez


http://tinyurl.com/y879sokb


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:16 AM (mpXpK)

12 Thanks Vic for all the links n stuff.

Posted by: 20180909 at September 09, 2018 06:23 AM (s2LSa)

13 The natives are restless in Dallas after a stupid white female police officer tries to enter the wrong apartment and when a black male opens the door she thinks he has invaded her apartment and shoots him. She is being charged with manslaughter.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:14 AM (mpXpK)


From what I read elsewhere, they didn't bother to test the cop for alcohol or drugs at the time. More 'thin blue cover-up'.

Posted by: RickZ at September 09, 2018 06:23 AM (8lsuS)

14 Morning Horde! The rainathon continues in Hoosierville. A little less in the north but still more than enough.

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at September 09, 2018 06:24 AM (vQUp6)

15 There is a wheelbarrow out in my yard,as of yesterday afternoon water in it from just 2 days was only about a 1 1/2 " from over flowing

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:27 AM (T4oHT)

16 Top twenty or so.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 09, 2018 06:28 AM (jnur5)

17 Good morning, y'all. I awoke thinking of fresh perked coffee, Greek yogurt with fresh blueberries, and fresh figs. The figs are a real treat.

Today will be split between the Sunday threads and making a to do list of hurricane prep. From experience we know the better prepared we are, the less likely we will need the prep. This seems to indicate that God either doesn't want me to spend too much time in my recliner or that He has a sense of humor. Maybe both.

Posted by: JTB at September 09, 2018 06:29 AM (V+03K)

18 14 From what I read elsewhere, they didn't bother to test the cop for alcohol or drugs at the time. More 'thin blue cover-up'.

Posted by: RickZ at September 09, 2018 06:23 AM (8lsuS)

I read another article that said she had been involved in another shooting but I didn't figure that meant a whole lot. But if what is in this newspaper article is correct she is toast.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:31 AM (mpXpK)

19 Haven't decided what to eat, just coffee so far.
Need to get a refil

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:33 AM (T4oHT)

20 >>>Trump h8ter Ben Sasse (CR 90) says he regularly considers leaving the Republican Party trough.
FIFY. Piggy don't want to endanger his livelihood.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 06:34 AM (txw6d)

21 >> Another EMT hand selected just for discerning morons like you.

I selected my left hand. Righties are out of their right mind. Pthtttp.

Lifson at AT sez the DNC has filed a court document that suggests Joseph Mifsud may be dead. That's the guy Papadopoulos is accused of lying about when they met (well, he did plead guilty to that).

https://tinyurl.com/yabc5s63

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 06:35 AM (0ogQG)

22 I heard Mifsud was in hiding.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 06:38 AM (txw6d)

23 Some Germans are complaining about British tourists coming to the annual Octoberfest are wearing versions of the traditional German dress as prorn because the necklines are so low cut.


Makes it easier to identify the tourists, other then those puking on your shoes

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)

24 Still, questions remain as to why Guyger mistook Jean's apartment for her own and how she was able to get inside. The police officer was a tenant of the building for only about a month, the Morning News reported.

Rawlings told reporters Saturday afternoon that Guyger was able to get inside Jean's apartment because the door was open. But that claim was contradicted Saturday evening by a FOX 4 reporter who cited police as saying Guyger was on the wrong floor and the door was closed.

"Her key didn't work in the door," Steve Eager wrote. "Shooting happened shortly after resident opened his own door."

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Get a look at her?

If Barney Fife had a daughter...

Seriously, this story stinks harder thank a dead skunk.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 06:42 AM (HWisp)

25 24
Some Germans are complaining about British tourists coming to the annual
Octoberfest are wearing versions of the traditional German dress as
prorn because the necklines are so low cut.





Makes it easier to identify the tourists, other then those puking on your shoes

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:40 AM (8ikIW)


Were you able to get the video to play?

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:43 AM (mpXpK)

26 5 - gah, nothing but word salad.

Posted by: Infidel at September 09, 2018 06:43 AM (PhT3S)

27 23 I heard Mifsud was in hiding.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


If so, he's doing a great job.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 06:43 AM (0ogQG)

28 Well at least most Muslim immigrants don't probably go to October fest so there is that.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:44 AM (T4oHT)

29 Hiding with your cement shoes at the bottom of a lake is a good hiding spot

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:45 AM (T4oHT)

30 7 Some Germans are complaining about British tourists coming to the annual Octoberfest are wearing versions of the traditional German dress as prorn because the necklines are so low cut. I couldn't get the videos to play but maybe you Morons will have better luck.


http://tinyurl.com/y9sb5cqg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:15 AM (mpXpK)

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Aaaaand they're OFF!

*watches 'ron corgies stampede off to their bunks*

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 06:46 AM (HWisp)

31 Were you able to get the video to play?
Posted by: Vic

Yes. Showing low cut tops with cleavage on some women. I've seen more cleavage from German men at a Florida beach

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

32 Well at least most Muslim immigrants don't probably go to October fest so there is that.

It only takes one.

Posted by: t-bird at September 09, 2018 06:47 AM (Ry8mf)

33 Good morning all !

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 06:47 AM (Zv9jX)

34 32 Yes. Showing low cut tops with cleavage on some women. I've seen more cleavage from German men at a Florida beach

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:47 AM (8ikIW)

I guess i didn't miss anything then.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:48 AM (mpXpK)

35 Well at least most Muslim immigrants don't probably go to October fest so there is that.

Do Muslims have a version of Rumspringa?



Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:48 AM (8ikIW)

36 lol Vic.

How is your wife doing?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 06:49 AM (HWisp)

37 That was some weeks ago. Or maybe longer. Didn't he tell someone he was lying low?

If he has any info that would endanger Hillary, then we might as well add him to the long list of Convenient Dead.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 06:50 AM (txw6d)

38 On this police officer shooting a innocent, I remember I was only 5 maybe 6 a neighbor who lived in apartment next to our house came in back door drunk, my dad was up and thought it was a burglar and almost took him out but realized who it was and got him up to his apartment. So that is what I thought of initially.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:50 AM (T4oHT)

39 I guess i didn't miss anything then.
Posted by: Vic

I'm not saying it isn't worth a look. In this day and age, I don't see the problem with it.

If the protestors for the SC hearings looked like the video women and showed up dressed the same way, I'd DVR the entire thing

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:50 AM (8ikIW)

40 Odo!

That's who that officer looks like!

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 06:51 AM (HWisp)

41 36, no they just fall off the wagon then have to go total jihad to make up for it.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 06:51 AM (T4oHT)

42 Morning Horde.

Keeping your eye on Florence, huh Vic?

Golflady is a bundle of nerves even though we're an hour plus inland. Matthew is still fresh in her mind.

I told her we'd pick up and go further inland if we had to. No biggie. We do have insurance after all.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 06:52 AM (If3tB)

43 the long list of Convenient Dead.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September


Arkanside?

Posted by: Infidel at September 09, 2018 06:52 AM (PhT3S)

44 no they just fall off the wagon then have to go total jihad to make up for it.
Posted by: Skip

The Amish could easily fall off the wagon,

A muzzie would fall off what?...A goat?

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 06:53 AM (8ikIW)

45 37
lol Vic.



How is your wife doing?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 06:49 AM (HWisp)

She is doing OK for the most part. Starts some kind of aerobic medical treatments next week.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

46 G'mornin' Horde !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at September 09, 2018 06:54 AM (58Au8)

47 I can't believe I shaved my balls for this...

Posted by: Serena at September 09, 2018 06:55 AM (cfSLd)

48 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at September 09, 2018 06:55 AM (gNteG)

49 Candace Owens decides to do a little investigative journalism, and visits the Broward County ICE detention facility with a camera crew. And boy howdy is she steamed:

https://www.pscp.tv/w/1MYxNqdbzOLJw

Foosball and pool tables, library, hair salon, 24 hour medical... It's a long list. She sez she's putting together a documentary from the visit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 06:56 AM (0ogQG)

50 "...a goat?"

A camel's toe?

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 06:56 AM (ADkUh)

51 g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2018 06:57 AM (KCxzN)

52 48 I can't believe I shaved my balls for this...

Posted by: Serena


lol

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 06:57 AM (0ogQG)

53 43
Morning Horde.



Keeping your eye on Florence, huh Vic?



Golflady is a bundle of nerves even though we're an hour plus inland. Matthew is still fresh in her mind.



I told her we'd pick up and go further inland if we had to. No biggie. We do have insurance after all.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 06:52 AM (If3tB)

I am about two hours from Myrtle Beach by road which usually has heavy traffic. But most hurricane damage is caused by the storm surge which only occurs right at the beach anyway. The other problem is tornadoes being spawned off the hurricane. When Hugo came through we had one of those come through our neighborhood despite us being over 100 miles from the ocean.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:58 AM (mpXpK)

54 Trump h8ter Ben Sasse (CR 90) says he regularly considers leaving the Republican Party.


Sassy Ben says...

Despite being hostile towards President Trump, Sasse claims the two get along well. "The reality is, I have a surprisingly good relationship with the President because I actually wrestle with him. I don't just go there and kiss the ring, Sasse told CNN in March. "We have arguments but I almost always talk to him in private before I criticize him in public."

Last sentence, "almost always" . There's some fine kind of weasel words.
I almost always ask before I shoplift a carton of cigs and some scratchers when the 7-11 clerk isn't looking

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 07:00 AM (8ikIW)

55 The other problem is tornadoes being spawned off the hurricane. When Hugo came through we had one of those come through our neighborhood despite us being over 100 miles from the ocean.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:58 AM (mpXpK)

At least hasn't rained for 2-3 weeks. The hardwoods will be less likely to be uprooted. The pines will just snap off halfway up.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 07:00 AM (If3tB)

56 Ben Sasse has an incredibly punchable face.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:01 AM (kT3/m)

57 She is doing OK for the most part. Starts some kind of aerobic medical treatments next week.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:53 AM (mpXpK)

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That's good.

Will continue to keep her, and you, in my prayers.

BTW, you ready to bug out yet?

Flo looks like she's about to mess some stuff up.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 07:02 AM (HWisp)

58 56 At least hasn't rained for 2-3 weeks. The hardwoods will be less likely to be uprooted. The pines will just snap off halfway up.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 07:00 AM (If3tB)

A tornado though will twist a pine tree off at the base. That is what happened to one of my neighbor's house with Hugo. The pine tree was twisted off and thrown into his roof above the kitchen. He had pine limbs hanging in his kitchen.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

59 58 That's good.



Will continue to keep her, and you, in my prayers.



BTW, you ready to bug out yet?



Flo looks like she's about to mess some stuff up.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 07:02 AM (HWisp)

Thanks.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:04 AM (mpXpK)

60 Foosball and pool tables, library, hair salon, 24
hour medical... It's a long list. She sez she's putting together a
documentary from the visit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 06:56 AM (0ogQG)

And free child care, right?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 07:04 AM (txw6d)

61 I almost always drive my Abrams in heavy traffic.

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 07:05 AM (HWisp)

62 Foosball and pool tables, library, hair salon, 24
hour medical... It's a long list. She sez she's putting together a
documentary from the visit.

Posted by: GnuBreed

Breaks over, everyone on their heads.

...Just the punchline...

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 07:05 AM (8ikIW)

63 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:06 AM (hyuyC)

64 45 Yeah for wanting to drag social civilization back to the 7th century they at least like modern convenience.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 07:06 AM (T4oHT)

65 I don't just go there and kiss the ring, Sasse told CNN in March.

I've got a ring he can kiss. And I'm not even wearing pants.

Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 07:06 AM (0ogQG)

66 {{{{Salty}}}} Love your battle cry

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 07:07 AM (txw6d)

67 Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:06 AM (hyuyC)

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Objection.

How do we know they have hearts?

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 07:07 AM (HWisp)

68 Foosball and pool tables, library, hair salon, 24
hour medical... It's a long list. She sez she's putting together a
documentary from the visit.

So no long lines, sleeping on hard benches, getting quarantined to make sure you don't have the creeping crud, and being assigned a new name?

Sign my ancestors up!

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 07:07 AM (8ikIW)

69 Ms Smallback's most recent article, at least as of yesterday, over at news with views has a link to download The Franklin Coverup.

Had heard a little about it but never read it so started reading it yesterday while recovering from Friday.

It's enough to make you want to,,, well, let's just say pray for earthly justice and leave it at that.

And had the pleasure of spending some time around her and her husband at a fish fry a couple of weeks ago.
Sharp and involved.

I'll let you guess who supplied the crappie, catfish, saugeye and slaw.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 07:10 AM (ADkUh)

70 Good morning erbody, thanks krak, Vic.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at September 09, 2018 07:11 AM (l+2q0)

71 Good morning erbody, thanks krak, Vic.

Welcome to the blog erbody !

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:12 AM (Zv9jX)

72 It is interesting that people that are inconvenient to the DNC and Deep State have a peculiar habit of helping out by dying.

Anyone know the whereabouts of Halper and Steele?

Because if this thing keeps going the way it seems to be going, the body count is going to be going higher.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:13 AM (kT3/m)

73 Hi teej, what's this coverup of which you speak?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 07:13 AM (txw6d)

74 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 07:15 AM (HWisp)

75 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE

Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown


That was a real toe-tapper !

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:19 AM (Zv9jX)

76 High Miley.

Oh, the usual.
Human trafficking, including kids from boys and girlstowns, foster homes, places like Haiti and such.

Satanic rituals, including forcing kids to watch the murder of other kids and babies to keep them in line.

Just your normal wacko bird, conspiracy stuff.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 07:20 AM (ADkUh)

77 SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown

Because of all the organ donation going on. Much covered up, BTW.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:20 AM (hyuyC)

78 Like Vic, we are well inland from the coast being 40 miles west of DC. Not overly concerned about the wind from a Cat 4 or 5 reaching us. But the worst flooding this immediate area has seen for over a century came from a very weak Cat 1. The block our house is on became an island for several days. That's what we prep for. We also keep an eye open for our two closest neighbors. They are both widowers in their mid-80s.

Posted by: JTB at September 09, 2018 07:20 AM (V+03K)

79
Joe Bastardi think HC Florence will be bad:

Since Wednesday we have had this going inland over NC and then crawling into VA. Should this turn out correct, this is likely to be the worst natural disaster on record for Carolinas into VA Major hit combined with 3-4 feet of rain in some places over 3-4 day period.

When JB thinks it's going to be bad, it's going to be bad.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 07:23 AM (LOgQ4)

80 57 Ben Sasse has an incredibly punchable face.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:01 AM (kT3/m)

he is a worthless sassehole

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:23 AM (JFO2v)

81 bhussein be gots the TDS

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:25 AM (JFO2v)

82 73 Anyone know the whereabouts of Halper and Steele?

Because if this thing keeps going the way it seems to be going, the body count is going to be going higher.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:13 AM (kT3/m)

Steele is a big tine Nevertrumper.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:25 AM (mpXpK)

83 Your Grace, Miley. Air kisses hand, doffs hat in your direction.

My, you are up early. Or is it up late?
Long may you mess with the hearts of the 'rons.

Is your brother doing better? And I hope the same for your mother.

I thought of you for a bit while going through the crowd at the Kansas State University - Mississippi State football game. I noticed a lot of experienced single or widowed men looking forat pretty young things like you around here. And not all are penny-less bachelor farmers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:26 AM (hyuyC)

84 (don't tell CBD, having French toast with you know what)

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 07:29 AM (T4oHT)

85 SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown

Thanks for that video. She is very fit and bendy. Good for cardio.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:29 AM (hyuyC)

86 Heh, a guy named NaCly buttering up the dames with the sweet talk.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 07:31 AM (ADkUh)

87 Vic, glad to hear your wife is doing better. I'll still keep prayers ascending for you both.

And please tell your neighbor that she has my best wishes. She had been on the wagon for a long time now. Good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:32 AM (hyuyC)

88 When JB thinks it's going to be bad, it's going to be bad.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 07:23 AM (LOgQ4)

Scary. He really works hard to be accurate more than being a sensationalist.

JB may toot his own horn from time to time but I'll give him that space. He is right much of the time.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 07:32 AM (If3tB)

89 Bhussein still think Benghazi was a conspiracy!

https://tinyurl.com/y8sjb9kc

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

90 Test

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

91 90 Test
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 07:34 AM (y7DUB)

not received!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

92 87 And please tell your neighbor that she has my best wishes. She had been on the wagon for a long time now. Good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:32 AM (hyuyC)

Yeah she has been doing good on that.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM (mpXpK)

93 74 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18N2k1TBBRE
Posted by: SMH - Future proprietress of Bartertown at September 09, 2018 07:15 AM (HWisp)
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One of my club favorites.

I want this played at my funeral and the 'rons have to bop around in leather, spandex leggings, and Docs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM (kQs4Y)

94 Test

Posted by: Captain Hate


!

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM (Zv9jX)

95 Ben Sasse has an incredibly punchable face.
Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:01 AM (kT3/m)


For a conservative he has an overly active need for attention.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM (y7DUB)

96 Morning all. Had probably the best nights sleep I have had in years. I wish I could sleep that well every night.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 07:36 AM (dUJdY)

97 Yeah she has been doing good on that.

Good for her.

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:36 AM (Zv9jX)

98 teej

Well, I do not have your hard body and chiseled good looks. Got to keep skills up somehow. For my wife.

At the game, there were an incredible number of attractive women. Not the students -- too immature and silly. But their moms and grandmothers.

The Navy term is "eyeball liberty". Discretely look and do not touch.

Just some things that keep me smiling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (hyuyC)

99 For a conservative he has an overly active need for attention.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM (y7DUB)

I think he want to be the new Mclame

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

100 Sorry, I was getting an error commenting on this state of the art software and was trying to figure out if anything would post.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (y7DUB)

101 Morning all. Had probably the best nights sleep I have had in years. I wish I could sleep that well every night.

Posted by: Jewells45


Get a tooth pulled every day !

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (Zv9jX)

102 We's goin to da beach.

Hope the hurricane goes to New Jersey.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 07:38 AM (6Zmow)

103 The Navy term is "eyeball liberty". Discretely look and do not touch.

Just some things that keep me smiling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (hyuyC)

I was in Austin the other day and thot to myself, no one owns a bra and was wondering about the panties.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:38 AM (JFO2v)

104 @80
Ben Sasses is the poster child of who you don't want in congress regardless of party.

Harvard Graduate with a degree in government
Oxford graduate with a degree in masers in liberal arts
Yale Graduate with a Masters in Philosophy and and Phd in History

He's an over educated retard and a moralizing preener.

Complete and utter fraud.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:38 AM (kT3/m)

105 Morons I finally got that Houzetech weather monitor to synch in yesterday after it had been sitting for hours with no batteries in it. But it was still a huge PITA.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:39 AM (mpXpK)

106 Scary. He really works hard to be accurate more than being a sensationalist.

JB may toot his own horn from time to time but I'll give him that space. He is right much of the time.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 07:32 AM


In Hurricane Sandy he predicted eye landfall to within something like 15 miles -- when it was still a couple hundred miles away. He's my go-to guy for hurricanes.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 07:40 AM (LOgQ4)

107 I ordered a little camp stove for cooking ramen and meth for when the power inevitably goes out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 07:40 AM (kQs4Y)

108 Hi Vic
How long did it take to figure it out?

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 07:40 AM (6Zmow)

109 RickZ, local reportage says she was tested for intoxicants and the Texas Rangers will investigate.

Posted by: d9 at September 09, 2018 07:42 AM (WX+x0)

110 108
Hi Vic

How long did it take to figure it out?

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 07:40 AM (6Zmow)

No figuring to it. It just refused to synch no matter that I put fresh batteries in it and was also running it off of its own power supply.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:42 AM (mpXpK)

111 Get a tooth pulled every day !
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (Zv9jX)

I know, right? Had to be some leftover hydrocodone floating around in my system. Slept like a baby.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 07:42 AM (dUJdY)

112 I've been waking up at 4 am lately.
What a waste that is when the alarm is set for 530.

I hate that.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 07:48 AM (6Zmow)

113 Healing prayer for your wife Vic.

Posted by: d9 at September 09, 2018 07:50 AM (WX+x0)

114 Musical accompaniment:

https://youtu.be/s3Nr-FoA9Ps

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:50 AM (hyuyC)

115 112 I feel your pain

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 07:51 AM (T4oHT)

116 I am sure its been covered but people like Sasse should be asked, you may consider leaving the party but are you also man enough to resign when you do so? The voters wanted a Republican, not a preening Hamlet.

Posted by: rammajamma at September 09, 2018 07:53 AM (xceTB)

117 @98

Check's in the mail NaCly.
Just don't try to cash it right off.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 07:54 AM (ADkUh)

118 Book nerds?

Posted by: Ogre at September 09, 2018 07:54 AM (5jVnA)

119 teej

Did you get all that rain we did?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:55 AM (hyuyC)

120 My, you are up early. Or is it up late?

Long may you mess with the hearts of the 'rons.



Is your brother doing better? And I hope the same for your mother.



I thought of you for a bit while going through the crowd at the
Kansas State University - Mississippi State football game. I noticed a
lot of experienced single or widowed men looking forat pretty young things like you around here. And not all are penny-less bachelor farmers.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:26 AM (hyuyC)

Up early, Salty, since I crapped out early last night. Brother is a distressing situation that will most likely change only in my perception, as I come to grips with it. Mom's hunkering down, but eventually will have to go to a home.
Ha! I don't aim for the hearts of 'rons, you silly man. Lower.
Now, as for "pretty young things like me" I suppose that's all relative, but you're a sweetheart for saying it!

I think a bachelor farmer's looking pretty good right now. I could see myself as a farm wife, bossing around milkmaids and tossing corn to the chickens.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 07:55 AM (txw6d)

121 I ordered a little camp stove for cooking ramen and meth for when the power inevitably goes out.

Posted by: All Hail Eris,


Lol.

Propane ?

Did you get the headlamp ?

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 07:56 AM (Zv9jX)

122 Glad to see Serena lost with grace and composure yesterday - need more role models like that for 'merica

Posted by: rammajamma at September 09, 2018 07:57 AM (xceTB)

123 It runs off Valu-Rite.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 07:58 AM (kQs4Y)

124 I'm taking the essentials with us to the beach.

Coffee and toilet paper. The condo supplies a few rolls of tp but I'm always worried that I'll run out.

For some things, there is no substitute.

Posted by: ALH at September 09, 2018 07:59 AM (6Zmow)

125 How many warm, fuzzy balls does Serena really have?

Posted by: Billie Jean King at September 09, 2018 08:02 AM (yhf6w)

126 Serena getting her fat post-steroid ass thrashed was outstanding.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 08:02 AM (y7DUB)

127 They call Naomi Osaka a Japanese tennis player, but she has dual citizenship. She has lived in the U.S. since she was three.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:02 AM (kQs4Y)

128 22 I heard Mifsud was in hiding.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 06:38 AM (txw6d)

We used to play hide and seek in Fort Marcy Park.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 09, 2018 08:03 AM (5jVnA)

129 I have been getting up so many years at 4am most days up at least a little before alarm goes off. And this year worked more Saturday than not adds to that. Most Saturdays staying up to watch a movie until the ONT shows up still will wake up in the 4am hour. So last night slept only 6 1/2 at best and feel like a slug.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 08:03 AM (T4oHT)

130 Some Germans are complaining about British tourists coming to the annual Octoberfest are wearing versions of the traditional German dress as prorn because the necklines are so low cut. I couldn't get the videos to play but maybe you Morons will have better luck.


http://tinyurl.com/y9sb5cqg
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 06:15 AM (mpXpK)


Don't worry, they'll all be in burkas soon enough.

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2018 08:03 AM (SiINZ)

131 It's going to be partly cloudy and 76 today. I know it's probably a bit early but I think I may bring out my fall stuff and decorate the house. I'm in a creative mood.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM (dUJdY)

132 Ugh. Hurricane Florence bearing down on us, just as we're getting ready to head to the beach for a week.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM (YFnq5)

133 your Grace, Miley.

Alas, milkmaids are is terribly short supply here.

There are 8 Jersey cows just down the hill from me. A professor at Kansas State and his family own and show them. They are the only dairy cows in the county not part of the University's research and ice-cream production farm.

The cows just won awards at the State fair. But no milkmaids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM (hyuyC)

134 Still have a hour before OM shows up and forces us to get dressed.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM (T4oHT)

135 So last night slept only 6 1/2 at best and feel like a slug.
Posted by: Skip

Your in luck, I think McDonalds serves slugs until 10:30

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:05 AM (8ikIW)

136 Do it, Jewells! I'm thinking of decorating too. It will magically bring about fall weather (as above, so below).

Also, I'm going a bit stir crazy after being inside all weekend.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:05 AM (kQs4Y)

137 The Navy term is "eyeball liberty". Discretely look and do not touch.



Just some things that keep me smiling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (hyuyC)

I like that phrase - "eyeball liberty" - but discretion is a must. Mens is gonna be mens. Do not be Meme Guy looking at the woman in the red dress.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:06 AM (txw6d)

138 The Serbs captured the title this year in the 15th World Championship Testicle Cooking contest.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:06 AM (DMUuz)

139 Speaking of she-witch hurricanes.... I watched the Serena meltdown. What an entitled, spoiled, arrogant, obnoxious sore loser.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 09, 2018 08:06 AM (YFnq5)

140 Still have a hour before OM shows up and forces us to get dressed.

I'm already in sweats, the cool weather is a welcome relief.

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:08 AM (Zv9jX)

141 We used to play hide and seek in Fort Marcy Park.





Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 09, 2018 08:03 AM (5jVnA)

You lost that round, dintya?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:08 AM (txw6d)

142 I was in Austin the other day and thot to myself, no one owns a bra and was wondering about the panties.
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 07:38 AM


Austin. Remember 'Ron Rule #1: DSYDIC.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:09 AM (DMUuz)

143 Ugh. Hurricane Florence bearing down on us, just as we're getting ready to head to the beach for a week.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM


Where are you headed? You may be looking at mandatory evacuation if somewhere between SC and NC.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 08:09 AM (LOgQ4)

144 Mifsud's resting after a long squawk.

Beautiful plumage.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 09, 2018 08:10 AM (oVJmc)

145 We used to play hide and seek in Fort Marcy Park.





Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 09, 2018 08:03 AM (5jVnA)

You lost that round, dintya?


Posted by: Miley,


In all fairness, he didn't know he was playing until the gun went off.

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:10 AM (Zv9jX)

146 I wouldn't be so "discerning" if I slept better!

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 08:10 AM (EZebt)

147 Ahmad Shah Massoud assassinated by Al-Qaeda this Sunday in 2001. Harbinger of 9/11.

Posted by: goatexchange at September 09, 2018 08:10 AM (YFnq5)

148 Speaking of she-witch hurricanes.... I watched the Serena meltdown. What an entitled, spoiled, arrogant, obnoxious sore loser.
Posted by: goatexchange at September 09, 2018 08:06 AM (YFnq5)


Nike sponsored. Making a fool out of yourself while losing is rewarded.

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 08:11 AM (y7DUB)

149 I want this played at my funeral and the 'rons have to bop around in leather, spandex leggings, and Docs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM


Cr instead of D, and you're good to go.

Posted by: Crocs, the formal footwear choice of discerning Morons at September 09, 2018 08:13 AM (DMUuz)

150
The cows just won awards at the State fair. But no milkmaids.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM (hyuyC)

Do they award prizes for milkmaids? Because I was thinking I could get one of those Oktoberfest outfits. With some duct tape, I might win a ribbon.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:14 AM (txw6d)

151 Go for it Eris! Maybe we can compare notes later I have florals, pumpkins and tons of other items to bring out. It's always fun trying to figure out where to put everything. Every year I do it different. I just need a nice pumpkin spice candle.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 08:14 AM (dUJdY)

152 With some duct tape, I might win a ribbon.
Posted by: Miley

What's the duct tape for?

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (8ikIW)

153 Your Grace, Miley.

Any eyebrow waggling was not in evidence yesterday. I was focused, for the most part, on doing the humble things we were being paid to do at the game. And thinking of ways to do it better, for less people.

My deepest concern is our group is aging out, and caring about the Constitution, IMHO the system software for a successful country, is being regarded by the wider public like a cult of flat-earthers.

We had donated over $40,000 to high school students based for their knowledge of the Constitution. All raised with sweat equity. Hopefully this is bread cast on the waters. We have a classy group, and then there is me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (hyuyC)

154 Miley-

What color are you wearing today ?

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (Zv9jX)

155 Your in luck, I think McDonalds serves slugs until 10:30

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:05 AM (8ikIW)

LOL!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (txw6d)

156 Frankly, I blame global warming for the UK becoming a tropical country (once again)!

http://tinyurl.com/ybxewlbz

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 09, 2018 08:16 AM (n9EOP)

157 The natives are restless in Dallas after a stupid white female police officer tries to enter the wrong apartment and when a black male opens the door she thinks he has invaded her apartment and shoots him. She is being charged with manslaughter.

===

I don't buy this story at all. She lives there for how long and somehow thought someone else's apartment was hers?

Yah, no.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 08:16 AM (EZebt)

158 We stayed right on MB during a tropical storm (forgot which),interesting to say the least.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 08:16 AM (T4oHT)

159 In all fairness, he didn't know he was playing until the gun went off.
Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:10 AM (Zv9jX)

Let that be a lesson, kids. Never play with a loaded clinton.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 09, 2018 08:16 AM (5jVnA)

160 yay! the laundromat fixed their WiFi!

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 09, 2018 08:17 AM (irT2h)

161 I don't buy this story at all. She lives there for how long and somehow thought someone else's apartment was hers?

I thought she lived there less than a month.

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:18 AM (Zv9jX)

162 Let that be a lesson, kids. Never play with a loaded clinton.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at September 09, 2018 08:16 AM (5jVnA)



I just *hic* had one *hic* drink

Posted by: Hillary at September 09, 2018 08:18 AM (SiINZ)

163 If only Mifsud had had the good sense to take out an "insurance policy", the fishes would still be sleeping alone.

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 09, 2018 08:18 AM (n9EOP)

164 In all fairness, he didn't know he was playing until the gun went off.

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:10 AM (Zv9jX)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:18 AM (txw6d)

165 143 Where are you headed? You may be looking at mandatory evacuation if somewhere between SC and NC.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 08:09 AM (LOgQ4)

So far nobody has mentioned mandatory evac. Other than more rain I don't think this will be a big deal unless you get one of those spawned tornadoes..

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

166 What's the duct tape for?


With Miley, you never know.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 09, 2018 08:19 AM (dUJdY)

167 Serena getting her fat post-steroid ass thrashed was outstanding.
Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 08:02 AM (y7DUB)

Yup....she showed her ass and her nut sack for all to see.

She is like a government school on a weekday. No class.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2018 08:19 AM (EoRCO)

168 With some duct tape, I might win a ribbon.
Posted by: Miley

What's the duct tape for?

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (8ikIW)

A friend told me that you're far more likely to win if you use no duct-tape!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 09, 2018 08:20 AM (n9EOP)

169 What's the duct tape for?





Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (8ikIW)

Maximizing the presentation of the melones.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:21 AM (txw6d)

170 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_HoMkkRHv8


Posted by: Miley,


So, cake colored ?

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:21 AM (Zv9jX)

171 150 Your Grace,

Ooohhh. A picture of you in an Oktoberfest outfit is what I want if I give a Platinum level donation to the Ewok.

You can go viral with that.

I was thinking of getting that picture of Helen Thomas signed: "To NaCly Dog. For that wonderful time during Fleet Week in NYC in 1988. " And with a little heart instead of dotting the i.

But now I have a new desire for that photo gift.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:22 AM (hyuyC)

172 Do they award prizes for milkmaids? Because I was thinking I could get one of those Oktoberfest outfits. With some duct tape, I might win a ribbon.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:14 AM


Milkmaid pageants are like the old Miss America pageant.

There's the outfit portion.

There's the talent portion, where you demonstrate the hand agility, strength, and endurance needed for milking.

And the interview portion, where you opine on the important issues facing the dairy industry today.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:22 AM (DMUuz)

173 A tornado though will twist a pine tree off at the base. That is what happened to one of my neighbor's house with Hugo. The pine tree was twisted off and thrown into his roof above the kitchen. He had pine limbs hanging in his kitchen.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 07:03 AM (mpXpK)

*crosses Carolina coast off list of potential retirement locations*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 08:23 AM (EZebt)

174 Miley! What are doing up so early? I hope things are getting better for you on the home front.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2018 08:23 AM (TdMsT)

175 And the interview portion, where you opine on the important issues facing the dairy industry today.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Like illegal aliens with fake papers stealing your job?

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:24 AM (8ikIW)

176 My deepest concern is our group is aging out, and
caring about the Constitution, IMHO the system software for a successful
country, is being regarded by the wider public like a cult of
flat-earthers.



We had donated over $40,000 to high school students based for their
knowledge of the Constitution. All raised with sweat equity. Hopefully
this is bread cast on the waters. We have a classy group, and then
there is me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (hyuyC)

I share your concern, and wonder what I can do to shred the false narratives being pushed by the left. How can we persuade the youth of today to question authority instead of appealing to it?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:25 AM (txw6d)

177 Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 08:16 AM (EZebt)

True story:
I once had to go to grand-kid's apartment to fix something while they were out of town. I had only been there once before, and it was a huge NoVA cookie cutter Levitt-town apartment complex so they all looked pretty much the same. Fortunately, no one was home because I was sitting there for several minutes fiddling with the door and trying to figure out why the key didn't work!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 09, 2018 08:25 AM (n9EOP)

178 173 *crosses Carolina coast off list of potential retirement locations*

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 08:23 AM (EZebt)

We are over 100 miles from the coast. Hugo was a one of a kind hurricane.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 08:26 AM (mpXpK)

179 Maximizing the presentation of the melones.
Posted by: Miley

To bring them up, or hair removal?
I got to think it hurts like hell to remove that stuff

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:26 AM (8ikIW)

180
The Navy term is "eyeball liberty". Discretely look and do not touch.



Just some things that keep me smiling.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 07:37 AM (hyuyC)

I like that phrase - "eyeball liberty" - but discretion is a must. Mens is gonna be mens. Do not be Meme Guy looking at the woman in the red dress.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:06 AM (txw6d)









Heh. Like what once happened to me long ago...

Sitting on a bench at the mall with my girlfriend. Gorgeous girl walks by, and since I was in love and a gentleman (I came to my senses later), I didn't look. Luckily, I'd noticed her rather far off.

"She's pretty. You were looking, weren't you."

"No."

"Yes you were."

"No, I wasn't."

*continues for about 10 minutes until I just accept the inevitable*

"Okay, you win. I looked."

"HOW COULD YOU LOOK!!! YOU'RE WITH ME!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2018 08:26 AM (eXA4G)

181 Miley-



What color are you wearing today ?

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:15 AM (Zv9jX)
Blue, with an orangey hoodie.

I know, I'm staying home.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:27 AM (txw6d)

182 Blue, with an orangey hoodie.

Nice.

Posted by: JT at September 09, 2018 08:28 AM (Zv9jX)

183 "HOW COULD YOU LOOK!!! YOU'RE WITH ME!!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

"I was only thinking how lucky I was to be with you..."

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)

184 Miley, the Duchess

I think we have to make real America and success-based actions the new counter-culture.

And pound the ones enabling failure. Keep a list in your head.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:28 AM (hyuyC)

185 Another EMT hand selected just for discerning morons like you.

An EMT hand? You shouldn't have!

Posted by: m at September 09, 2018 08:29 AM (kGLPx)

186 Like illegal aliens with fake papers stealing your job?
Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:24 AM


Jersey vs. Guernsey* is a more typical question.

* a debate The Horde seems to have missed to date.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:29 AM (DMUuz)

187 So far nobody has mentioned mandatory evac. Other than more rain I don't think this will be a big deal unless you get one of those spawned tornadoes..
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 08:19 AM (mpXpK)

If the forecasted track stays true, there will be mandatory evacuations.

Barrier islands on the NC coast are not the places to be. Nor coastal SC. McClellanville comes to mind.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 08:31 AM (If3tB)

188 >>>There's the talent portion, where you demonstrate the hand agility, strength, and endurance needed for milking.



Crap. I don't use my hands. I'd be disqualified.
Oh wait, you mean the cows . Got it.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:32 AM (txw6d)

189 Duncanthrax

I think the old ration of Jersey or Guernsey vs. GuernseyHolsteins was 1:15. Jersey & Guernsey cows give more butterfat, and Holsteins are for volume of milk.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:32 AM (hyuyC)

190 Posted by: Kreplach at September 09, 2018 07:38 AM (kT3/m)

Multiple degrees, and all of them useless.

Posted by: clutch at September 09, 2018 08:32 AM (kiSdp)

191
183 "HOW COULD YOU LOOK!!! YOU'RE WITH ME!!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur

"I was only thinking how lucky I was to be with you..."
Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:28 AM (8ikIW)






Yeah, but I'm not that smart. So I crashed and burned. Spent a couple of weeks in the doghouse.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2018 08:33 AM (eXA4G)

192 And pound the ones enabling failure. Keep a list in your head.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Like the Dem running for Gov here in Illinois. Wants to raise taxes on billionaires like him and the current gov, and reduce everyone else's.
I want to find out how many billionaires there are in Illinois. Will the tax money coming from them offset the reduction for everyone else?
Why doesn't he donate more money to the state then what his taxes call for? He could start up a 'Billionaires for Illinois" charity and get to donating.
It's funny though, there are never, NEVER, anywhere in the entire state that could use a budget cut.

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:34 AM (8ikIW)

193 188 Miley, the Duchess

Your Grace, I will begin my chores with a smile. You are a treasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:35 AM (hyuyC)

194 Have a great time at the book thread, everyone. I may be able to sneak in late in the thread.

And may blessings follow you like a Google cookie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:35 AM (hyuyC)

195 "She is like a government school on a weekday. No class."

I thought the expression was "like school on Saturday -- no class," but these days it might also apply to weekdays, what with student walkouts, teacher strikes, etc.

Posted by: Secret Square at September 09, 2018 08:35 AM (9WuX0)

196 A female red heifer calf has been born in Israel, which may signal the End Times:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaaxata6

Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (DMUuz)

197 149 I want this played at my funeral and the 'rons have to bop around in leather, spandex leggings, and Docs.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 07:35 AM

Cr instead of D, and you're good to go.
Posted by: Crocs, the formal footwear choice of discerning Morons at September 09, 2018 08:13 AM (DMUuz)
----

No crocs! This is going to be a classy affair.

Pletherhosen are acceptable if you don't have spandex.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (kQs4Y)

198 >>>Ooohhh. A picture of you in an Oktoberfest outfit is what I want if I give a Platinum level donation to the Ewok.


If he hosts me for a weekend, we can have a photo of us taken. Me giving Mickey Mouse ears to the Ewok. I'll bet he'd raise a lot of money that way.
But he's too pure and noble to stoop to titty photos with a duchess.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (txw6d)

199 "Okay, you win. I looked."

"HOW COULD YOU LOOK!!! YOU'RE WITH ME!!"
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 09, 2018 08:26 AM (eXA4G)

Bless Mrs. Flounder; she knows how. And I pay her the respect and courtesy of not making a spectacle of it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (5jVnA)

200 Not need as much rain as you NaCly but a bit of rain every day for it seems like a couple weeks now.

Skies finally cleared late yesterday so after few more hours of drying up I'll be spending a few hours mowing my half acre of a farm/orchard.

Beginning to wonder if I needed a sarc tag on the wacko bird comment but I figured people knew me well enough that.

And I'm about 60 pages into that Franklin Cover-up download.
It ain't just the high ups in police, politics, business and media in Omaha that were involved.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 08:38 AM (ADkUh)

201 Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:04 AM (hyuyC)

Is it all beef cattle in Manhattan? We were there once, don't remember.

Posted by: clutch at September 09, 2018 08:38 AM (kiSdp)

202 "I want to find out how many billionaires there are in Illinois"

I asked the all-knowing Google, and the answer, according to the Trib and Forbes, is 17, with Ken Griffin (whom I believe is or at least was a big time Rauner supporter) at the top of the list:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-forbes-billionaires-illinois-20180306-story.html

Posted by: Secret Square at September 09, 2018 08:38 AM (9WuX0)

203 Miley! What are doing up so early? I hope things are getting better for you on the home front.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2018 08:23 AM (TdMsT)

Ladyl! I fell asleep early last night.
The only improvement is that I've rescheduled my vacation.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:39 AM (txw6d)

204 187 Barrier islands on the NC coast are not the places to be. Nor coastal SC. McClellanville comes to mind.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 08:31 AM (If3tB)

The Barrier Island will get some storm surge depending on the strength of the hurricane when it gets here.
Here is what DEHEC says.
People living in low lying areas of South Carolina's coastal counties,
as well as anyone living in a mobile home in any of the coastal
counties, are required to evacuate for all hurricanes, regardless of the
category. Other areas will be required to evacuate when category 4 or 5
storms threaten their areas. The Governor's Office will make the
decision on which areas should evacuate when a hurricane threatens the
coast. To help you make your hurricane plan, please refer to the
hurricane evacuation zone maps found in the SC Hurricane Guide.


But from what I have seen they NEVER enforce those evacuations.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 08:39 AM (mpXpK)

205 Barrier islands on the NC coast are not the places to be. Nor coastal SC. McClellanville comes to mind.

Posted by: golfman at September 09, 2018 08:31 AM


I knew a couple who spent the same late August week every year at Ocracoke Island on the Outer Banks. It seemed like half the time they got mandatory evacuated out. Even if the hurricane was projected to hit north or south of them. It takes a long time to get off Hatteras Island.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 08:39 AM (LOgQ4)

206 I'll bet he'd raise a lot of money that way.
But he's too pure and noble to stoop to titty photos with a duchess.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (txw6d)

Don't underestimate the adaptability of an Ewok!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 09, 2018 08:39 AM (n9EOP)

207 clutch

Except for the University collection of Holsteins and the Jersey cows mentioned above it's all beef cattle. Some short-horned cows and a few other breeds to the north, but mostly Angus. Lots and lots of Angus.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:41 AM (hyuyC)

208 The prof thattalked to Papadopoulos is dead. WTFO?

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 08:42 AM (JFO2v)

209 I asked the all-knowing Google, and the answer, according to the Trib and Forbes, is 17, with Ken Griffin (whom I believe is or at least was a big time Rauner supporter) at the top of the list:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-forbes-billionaires-illinois-20180306-story.html
Posted by: Secret Square

So, if all of their money is taken from them, Illinois might get 20 billion.

Not Enough!!

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:42 AM (8ikIW)

210 A thought I've had about Mifsud, which I suggest whenever his name comes up - Mifsud's resume, as much of it as we have, reads exactly like what you would expect to read about a character constructed by a major intelligence agency, a constructed character meant to be played by an agent, maybe more than one over the years. (even the goofy ass name sounds like a created character)
When people have tried to track down more info about him, EVERY database at places where he has supposedly worked, in several countries, has been completely scrubbed of all info about him. Nobody can do that, except a major intelligence outfit - I'm guessing MI5, but could be others.

And how easy it is for a character like this to disapear - the agent who was playing him simply moves back into a more innocuous personality, and the Man who Never Was has, as far as anyone can tell, completely vanished.

If we were dealing with ordinary people, this would be farfetched, but MI5, CIA, KGB, Mossad, etc, do this all the time. I'm saying he was/is an asset of at least one of them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2018 08:43 AM (V2Yro)

211 Some short-horned cows and a few other breeds to the north, but mostly Angus. Lots and lots of Angus.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:41 AM (hyuyC)
---

I'm envisioning a Milkmaid Miley fundraising calendar.

C'mon Miley, it's for the kids!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:43 AM (kQs4Y)

212 0743 on a Sunday and Miley is already duct taping the sweater puppies.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2018 08:43 AM (qvdxK)

213 Your Grace, I will begin my chores with a smile. You are a treasure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:35 AM (hyuyC)

So are you, Salty! Have a wonderful day.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:44 AM (txw6d)

214 A female red heifer calf has been born in Israel, which may signal the End Times:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaaxata6
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (DMUuz)

Yup....I knew a red heifer from Ireland once. Big, pale and red headed.

She was a girl of many talents.

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 09, 2018 08:45 AM (EoRCO)

215 And may blessings follow you like a Google cookie.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at September 09, 2018 08:35 AM (hyuyC)

Food for thought!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:45 AM (txw6d)

216 Which stove did you get, Eris?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 08:45 AM (y87Qq)

217
They may not enforce those mandatory evacuations if you own a home in that area, but if you're renting a hotel room you're shit out of luck.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 08:46 AM (LOgQ4)

218 "I want to find out how many billionaires there are in Illinois"

I asked the all-knowing Google, and the answer, according to the Trib and Forbes, is 17, with Ken Griffin (whom I believe is or at least was a big time Rauner supporter) at the top of the list:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-forbes-billionaires-illinois-20180306-story.html

Posted by: Secret Square at September 09, 2018 08:38 AM (9WuX0)



Pritzker the Hutt is mostly likely win, but we're screwed no matter what. Too many idiots in this state voting for crooks

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2018 08:46 AM (SiINZ)

219 Where in the world did that "need" come from in the first sentence.

And should have been "knew me well enough that..."

Ah well.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 08:46 AM (ADkUh)

220 Pritzker the Hutt is mostly likely win, but we're screwed no matter what. Too many idiots in this state voting for crooks
Posted by: TheQuietMan

He probably will just with promising all of the free stuff.

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:49 AM (8ikIW)

221 196 A female red heifer calf has been born in Israel, which may signal the End Times:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaaxata6
Posted by: Duncanthrax at September 09, 2018 08:36 AM (DMUuz)

===

IIRC it is not the first time, and alsoIIRC these are the folks who advocate tearing down the mosque on Jerusalem's Temple Mount.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at September 09, 2018 08:50 AM (EZebt)

222 216 Which stove did you get, Eris?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 08:45 AM (y87Qq)
---

The Tiangia 27 Ultralight.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (kQs4Y)

223 Trangia.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (kQs4Y)

224 0743 on a Sunday and Miley is already duct taping the sweater puppies.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2018 08:43 AM (qvdxK)

In all fairness, they're running loose this morning.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (txw6d)

225 He probably will just with promising all of the free stuff.

Posted by: Bruce at September 09, 2018 08:49 AM (8ikIW)




And he promises to raise taxes on only "the rich". The rich being defined as anyone with a job. Rauner has been a complete disaster. He's gone beyond being a RINO and deserves to lose. This election is a lose lose

Posted by: TheQuietMan at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (SiINZ)

226 There's always a segment of Germans that are the original SJW's - terrified that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (V2Yro)

227 Ben Sasse is Warren Buffet's personal representative to the Senate. The party label is a misnomer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2018 08:53 AM (UsCnO)

228 Why should anyone have to evacuate if they want to protect their property? It's still purportedly a free country, as I'm sporadically told, and as long as no time or effort is expended extricating someone having second thoughts after the fact, why not?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 08:54 AM (y7DUB)

229 221 196 A female red heifer calf has been born in Israel, which may signal the End Times: "

It just means they should never have hired that itinerant Irishman to work out in the barn.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2018 08:54 AM (V2Yro)

230 I'm envisioning a Milkmaid Miley fundraising calendar.



C'mon Miley, it's for the kids!



Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:43 AM (kQs4Y)

I realize how far OT this has become. I was supposed to be bossing around milkmaids, as a farm wife...

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:55 AM (txw6d)

231 The Tiangia 27 Ultralight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (kQs4Y)


Excellent choice (IMO)! I love Trangias. Are you all excited to try it out?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (y87Qq)

232 227
Ben Sasse is Warren Buffet's personal representative to the Senate. The party label is a misnomer.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at September 09, 2018 08:53 AM (UsCnO)

He does have a CR ratinng of 90 which is pretty good.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (mpXpK)

233 Another EMT hand selected just for discerning morons like you.



Pfft. I found husk, bits of stalk, and half a worm in my EMT. This is a machine harvested EMT if ever I seen one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (fuK7c)

234 Popular Mechanics, "How to Protect Your Home in a Hurricane":

https://tinyurl.com/y9jwyjlu

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (kQs4Y)

235 226 There's always a segment of Germans that are the original SJW's - terrified that someone, somewhere, might be having a good time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2018 08:52 AM (V2Yro)

SJWhoring is just hall monitoring!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (JFO2v)

236 The pine tree was twisted off and thrown into his roof above the kitchen. He had pine limbs hanging in his kitchen.
Posted by: Vic
-------------
Not seeing the problem.

Posted by: Euell Gibbens at September 09, 2018 08:57 AM (xSo9G)

237 Stepping out for a cig. Will see youse all later.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:58 AM (txw6d)

238 Excellent choice (IMO)! I love Trangias. Are you all excited to try it out?
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (y87Qq)
--
Yes! I think it was you who recommended it in one of our impromptu prepper threads.

That, and batteries, will keep me nourished and entertained during the first few days of societal collapse.

That came out wrong. I mean batteries for lamps, of course. For reading.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:58 AM (kQs4Y)

239 I think they had only been getting close to a "perfect" red heifer San Fran.

Only sure sign of the beginning of the 70th Week of Daniel (I don't call it the tribulation because The Bible never does) is the signing of a seven year peace treaty with Israel by an extremely charismatic world leader.

Zion's Hope ministries, in my whatever it's worth opinion, provides the best guidance on doing your own eschatological research.

Posted by: teej at September 09, 2018 08:59 AM (ADkUh)

240
Pfft. I found husk, bits of stalk, and half a worm in my EMT. This is a machine harvested EMT if ever I seen one.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
----------------

I've only recently learned that Irish Bangers are characterized by rusk content. I don't think this is relevant, but I wanted to use the word 'rusk'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 09, 2018 08:59 AM (xSo9G)

241 Popular Mechanics, "How to Protect Your Home in a Hurricane":
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 08:56 AM (kQs4Y)


I don't know how far to trust this article when it starts making erroneous assumptions before the first paragraph.

"If an EF5 tornado barrels over your home, there's not much you can do about it."

*snort* OK, buddy. Sure thing.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 09:00 AM (y87Qq)

242 My farm is bordered on the north and east by dairy farms. Zero milk maids in evidence over the last 21 years.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2018 09:00 AM (qvdxK)

243 Miley! What are doing up so early? I hope things are getting better for you on the home front.

Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2018 08:23 AM (TdMsT)

Ladyl! I fell asleep early last night.
The only improvement is that I've rescheduled my vacation.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 08:39 AM (txw6d)


Miley!!! When when when???

Posted by: Ladyl at September 09, 2018 09:01 AM (TdMsT)

244 *snort* OK, buddy. Sure thing.
Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 09:00 AM (y87Qq)

Not everyone lives in an abandoned missile silo, Hog.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 09, 2018 09:01 AM (kQs4Y)

245 books up

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 09:01 AM (mpXpK)

246 I mean the weather control thing. *kicks dirt*

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 09:01 AM (y87Qq)

247 "This election is a lose lose"

I couldn't agree more (live in IL). I couldn't bring myself to vote for Rauner (or the then-incumbent Pat Quinn) last time and I'm not voting for either major party candidate this time either.

Rauner is the epitome of what I feared Trump would be -- erstwhile liberal big city gazillionare posing as a reformer just long enough to sucker conservatives into voting for him -- and a big part of the reason I couldn't bring myself to vote for Trump (not that it mattered, given that the IL electoral vote was firmly in the bag for Hillary). But Trump has exceeded my expectations -- if I had it to do over again I would vote for him -- while Rauner has lived down to them and then some. I keep saying I'd like to move somewhere else but still having trouble deciding whether it's worth the effort if other states are going to be taken over by leftists in the end anyway.

Posted by: Secret Square at September 09, 2018 09:02 AM (9WuX0)

248 Dallas shooting story - imagine the story if it was a black cop who got drunk, went into the wrong apartment, found a white girl who actually lived there, and shot her.

A lot like the black cop in Minnesota who shot a white girl who walked up to his car to ask him a question.

The guy she shot was a youth pastor, a musician, and a worship leader, and worked for Price Waterhouse, the accounting firm. IMHO, she'll be lucky to get off with Manslaughter, because this was murder of a completely innocent man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2018 09:03 AM (V2Yro)

249 I don't think this is relevant, but I wanted to use the word 'rusk'.


Well congratulations. You got me to look up rusk.

So you knew a word that I didn't know. Now I know it. Well, at least until I forget it. Still, you win. You knew it first. You'll probably still know it tomorrow.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 09, 2018 09:03 AM (fuK7c)

250 Why should anyone have to evacuate if they want to protect their property? It's still purportedly a free country, as I'm sporadically told, and as long as no time or effort is expended extricating someone having second thoughts after the fact, why not?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 08:54 AM


It's probably just a cover for the hotels in the area to boot guests. Why should the waiters, waitresses, cooks, cleaning crew, and other help have to drive to and from work in the middle of hazardous conditions? Tell the guests to hit the road. But it needs the power of government to make it official.

As to homeowners who decide to wait it out, they can't expect the police or fire company to risk their lives to come get them. Remember Katrina -- everyone got told the conditions were going to be horrid -- I remember seeing projections of six week loss of services prior to the storm -- with lack of electricity, sewer, and water.

But yet people stayed. Then bitched and moaned.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 09:03 AM (LOgQ4)

251 while Rauner has lived down to them and then some. I keep saying I'd like to move somewhere else but still having trouble deciding whether it's worth the effort if other states are going to be taken over by leftists in the end anyway."

Imagine yourself as a Jew in 1935 Germany. Because you are. The ones who said "well, it's too much trouble to move, how bad can it get?" - you know how that turned out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 09, 2018 09:05 AM (V2Yro)

252 I got a new iPad yesterday because I dropped the old one from 2014 too many fucking times so the screen was cracked and would do schizzy things at times because the cracks would put pressure on the machine like I was touching it. So I got a new bigger one.

The trouble is the new one gives me an error message any time I try commenting anything of length, like this for example. So I'm using the old one, which still acts ok most of the time, for this and probably nothing else. Has anyone else experienced that?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 09:05 AM (y7DUB)

253 But yet people stayed. Then bitched and moaned.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 09:03 AM (LOgQ4)


Don't get me started on that and Shemp acting like a girl having her first period...

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 09:07 AM (y7DUB)

254 The trouble is the new one gives me an error message any time I try commenting anything of length, like this for example. So I'm using the old one, which still acts ok most of the time, for this and probably nothing else. Has anyone else experienced that?

Posted by: Captain Hate at September 09, 2018 09:05 AM


You have to go into keyboard settings and turn off some setting. I forget what it's called -- something like 'smart quotes' or such. Pixy doesn't like them. Either that or use no punctuation when you type.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at September 09, 2018 09:08 AM (LOgQ4)

255 My farm is bordered on the north and east by dairy farms. Zero milk maids in evidence over the last 21 years.

Posted by: Muad'dib at September 09, 2018 09:00 AM (qvdxK)

Just another decline in the quality of life.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 09:09 AM (txw6d)

256 Captain Hate, you still here?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 09:09 AM (y87Qq)

257 There were a LOT of people who stayed in Charleston when Hugo came through. Including some idiots who held Hurricane Parties to get drunk while it barreled through.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at September 09, 2018 09:09 AM (mpXpK)

258 Lifson at AT sez the DNC has filed a court document that suggests Joseph Mifsud may be dead. That's the guy Papadopoulos is accused of lying about when they met (well, he did plead guilty to that).

https://tinyurl.com/yabc5s63
Posted by: GnuBreed at September 09, 2018 06:35 AM (0ogQG)

--------

The "lie" is supposedly that Pap said he met Mifsud before he joined the Trump campaign. The charging document is so vague as to timing as to border on the ridiculous. Pap had been told by a Trump campaign official while Pap was in London before he met Mifsud that he been selected to join the Trump campaign. Pap told the FBI he didn't join until he after the meeting when he actually went to the USA.

Posted by: MAGA at September 09, 2018 09:10 AM (/8RAd)

259 183 "HOW COULD YOU LOOK!!! YOU'RE WITH ME!!"

Posted by: IllTemperedCur


"Yeah, but right now I wish I was with HER!"

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy at September 09, 2018 09:36 AM (9YBqo)

260 Captain Hate, fix red '500' errors when poating from iOS:

https://stoatnet.org/500/

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 09:38 AM (y87Qq)

261 My wheelbarrow is now officially full and spilling over just from last 3 days. So probably means at least 6 if not 8 inches of rain.

Posted by: Skip at September 09, 2018 10:00 AM (T4oHT)

262 Don't

Posted by: Golfman at September 09, 2018 10:13 AM (If3tB)

263 Thanks Hogmartin.

Posted by: Golfman at September 09, 2018 10:14 AM (If3tB)

264 No problem. Hope it helps.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 09, 2018 10:19 AM (y87Qq)

265 "From cows milked by loving hands."

I ask you, how can you resist?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 09, 2018 10:52 AM (txw6d)

266 Obama got 750 people to show up for a rally....in California.

meanwhile Trump is drawing over 10,000 in rural states.


lol. u r done here captain faggot.

Posted by: x at September 09, 2018 11:08 AM (nFwvY)

267 >>266
Obama got 750 people to show up for a rally....in California.



meanwhile Trump is drawing over 10,000 in rural states.





lol. u r done here captain faggot.

The dog eating faggot still got paid I bet.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 09, 2018 11:13 AM (r9UYA)

268 6 And the women were worse.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at September 09, 2018 01:46 PM (qZIkn)

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