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HUGE: ACCUSED RUSSIAN SPY GEORGE PAPADOPOLOUS SENTENCED TO... 14 DAYS IN JAIL, AND ONE YEAR SUPERVISED RELEASE

He wasn't charged with being a RUSSIAN spy -- just relentlessly investigated and publicly accused of that.

He was actually charged with, supposedly, lying about when he met with Russiagate figure Josef Misfud -- something he denies, and which is of very dubious relevance in any event.

His sentence is for two weeks in the clink. Which might actually be too severe for the non-crime he's actually accused of.

I don't think they'll be able to squeeze him further.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:12 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Catman at September 07, 2018 06:13 PM (PLFNo)

2 Slap!

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:13 PM (I16G8)

3 Damn, first time!

Posted by: Catman at September 07, 2018 06:14 PM (PLFNo)

4 Clearly, he was a master spy then, right? i mean, espionage is the Big Time...

Posted by: goatexchange at September 07, 2018 06:15 PM (YFnq5)

5 th!

Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2018 06:15 PM (QSdIk)

6 Fourteen days might as well have been fourteen minutes. The process is the punishment

Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at September 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Nu6Gg)

7 That's not really the stuff that breaks a man's spirit, is it?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:15 PM (oVJmc)

8 #TooWeak

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:16 PM (oNuis)

9 So......Road Gang then? will he be part of the Green Machine?

Posted by: goatexchange at September 07, 2018 06:17 PM (YFnq5)

10 Are welcome. Have hacked Mueller probe for short Papadopolous' sentence.

Posted by: RUSSIAN BOT at September 07, 2018 06:17 PM (QSdIk)

11 30 Days in the Hole.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:17 PM (RuIsu)

12 what, no flaming skull?

Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2018 06:17 PM (Izzlo)

13 Plus 10 lashes with a wet noodle.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (bqI0N)

14 That's not really the stuff that breaks a man's spirit, is it?


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:15 PM (oVJmc)


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That all depends on which man's spirit you mean to break.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (oNuis)

15 Sessions is fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

16 Well that will be the first 14 day in a row he does not wish to be woken up for sex!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)

17 commute his sentence Mr. President

Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (nFwvY)

18

Ace, shirley you mean 14 years?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (okDvZ)

19 is a

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

20 So this will send the !!REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! squads ballistic, no?

Probably why they dumped it late on a Friday.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (oVJmc)

21 Fourteen days might as well have been fourteen minutes. The process is the punishment
Posted by: Long-time Commenter, First-time Reader at September 07, 2018 06:15 PM (Nu6Gg)

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General Flynn nods. Hope there is a special place in Hell for Mewler for all the lives he has destroyed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (I16G8)

22 Any man caught talking to Russians, spends a night in the box.

Posted by: Carl at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (OuRYP)

23 Had one of George's famous gyros once. Delicious.

Posted by: That deplorable guy who always says... at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (Tyii7)

24 Seems like the sentence was reduced if he'd say something nasty about the President.

At least, that's how I'm taking it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (vDqXW)

25 STILL MORE THAN HILLARY'S GOTTEN.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)

26 !!!
14 minutes in the box!

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (HgMAr)

27 Woo Hoo! As Mueller continues his fine work, I expect we'll soon be able to take down the blackout curtains. By christmas, they might even ease up on the gas rationing. Its been a tough couple years, but soon well be rid of that Orange Menace.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (2xR5z)

28 Bhussein was in a bad mood. I assume he was already in menopause.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (JFO2v)

29 I just laughed so hard I made the neighbor's dog bark.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Oh. Oh that's hilarious.

I hope Trump commutes it tonight with c'mon this is a joke, it's ridiculous, the court obviously thinks so, why should this guy, great, great, just fantastic guy, have that on his history.


Moron Robbie - I ended up getting the Civic. 2015 and has just over 20k miles on it.

Or. Well. It did until I had to burn it to the ground due to spider.

Oh. Oh, no, Rafa just retired. Good on Delpo, I adore him too, but it's still not good.

And of course, Delpo was more concerned for Rafa than he was happy to win when Rafa retired. Because Delpo is legitimately a good person.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (dEQP3)

30 14 days is a punch in the gut for a prosecutor.....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (ffWPP)

31 Case...CLOSED!

Posted by: Federal Bikini Inspectors at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (jDF8P)

32 Literally just read a comment some place else, saying, "well he must have given them everything on Trump. Trump is going down!"


The Dems are out in the pumpkin patch with Linus waiting for The Great Indictment. It's like they really believe if the just ball their tiny, soft fists hard enough they'll get their way.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (jp0Bv)

33 Fourteen days wouldn't be enough for me...

Posted by: Shep! at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (//voU)

34 So he doesn't even have to look at pics of Yoko Ono? He's being treated better than we are.

Posted by: Soona at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (Uh9do)

35 SC spent ~$14 mil to put PapaD away for 14 days.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (bqI0N)

36

Because this guy was a MAJOR PLAYER in the Collusion between Russia and the campaign.

I mean, there's no way mueller, who's a stand-up guy, would ever waste time on such small potatoes that end up with a nothing-conviction on picayune charges.

So, surely Ace meant to write 14 YEARS, not days.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (okDvZ)

37 22 Any man caught talking to Russians, spends a night in the box.
Posted by: Carl at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (OuRYP)

But I am at Russian embassy!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

38 Early OT but relevant to the day's news: Canadian economy had worst quarter in a decade, LOST 50K+ jobs.


LOST jobs - while their behemoth neighbor with whom they are entirely economically integrated (um, us) is booming.


And the silly child prime minister and his dumber-than-Obama's-cabinet cast of idiots and retrards is going to run against Trump?

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (QDnY+)

39 General Flynn nods. Hope there is a special place in Hell for Mewler for all the lives he has destroyed.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (I16G

Quite a legacy this piece of shit will leave behind. Shame on him and his fucking enablers.

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (pFNVe)

40 OK, now he's been sentenced. Why is Herr Mueller dragging his feet with *crap, I'm having a senior moment. Somebody help me here* sentencing *insert ex-general's name here* Never mind. Mike Flynn.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (gEvQ8)

41 ha ha ha ha
Never catch us!

Posted by: Starbucks Moscow at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (HgMAr)

42 I'm behind the news, did this guy plead guilty to something?

Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (PHotS)

43 And worth every penny of that 28 million!

Posted by: Mueller at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (O2RFr)

44 Civic. 2015 and has just over 20k miles on it.


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Also fine choice. Hondas are generally at the top of any of my lists. Sorry you had to incinerate it immediately.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (oNuis)

45 I cannot laugh.

This guy is going to jail on a bullshit charge.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (++G28)

46 lol. eat shit mueller.

Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (nFwvY)

47 37. But I am at Russian embassy!
Posted by: rhennigantx
**
Flee to baseball ground!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (fA1SL)

48 Dammit! Fourteen Days! Why couldn't y'all have thrown him in jail for longer like I told ya to?

Posted by: Swampmaster Sessions at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (QSdIk)

49 President Trump should have George Papanassolopes over to the White House for dinner and laugh and laugh at the lame stream media.

Abolish Mueller already.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (EoRCO)

50 Gawd I hope they don't come after me. I once was at the Russian embassy trading Stoli shots with the editor of Soviet Life magazine. Obviously I am a traitorous spion who deserves at least an hour in supervised detention.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (md3fh)

51 I hope Trump commutes it tonight with c'mon this is a joke, it's ridiculous, the court obviously thinks so, why should this guy, great, great, just fantastic guy, have that on his history.


The batshittery in response wouldn't be worth it. Trump can give him a retroactive pardon later.

For his fourteen days, Trump should make sure he gets put in the Goodfellas wing with all the prosciutto and fresh mozzeralla and lobster and a Kindle full of his favorite reads.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (fuK7c)

52 Case...CLOSED!

Posted by: Federal Bikini Inspectors at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (jDF8P)
...........

Uh, wait a minute. Did you find your car keys?

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (HgMAr)

53 I'm surprised that a judge didn't laugh at Mewler's presentation that the FBI couldn't pursue Misfud before he jumped on a plane, because they were just hanging on every word of a guy they tried to arrest at the airport--because they were clued that somebody handed him 10k--which he smartly did not bring back with him.

The I in FIB is supposed to be *Investigation* not ingenuous believers of everything that a guy they tried to set up says.

Plus the FIB knew a *lot* more about where Misfud ranked than Papadopoulis. He was a known quantity.

Obstruction my ass!

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (vDqXW)

54 14 days in County lockup, I guess...

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (ffWPP)

55 Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.
Posted by: Dave
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Tell me about it.

Posted by: Scooter Libby at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (OuRYP)

56

lol. eat shit mueller.

Posted by: x


This would make a great bumper sticker.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 06:22 PM (okDvZ)

57 The Deep State just sending the message.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (If3tB)

58 32 Literally just read a comment some place else, saying, "well he must have given them everything on Trump. Trump is going down!"

Sure.... Trump never even met this punk, but yeah he was privy to all kinds of crimes by the President...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (O2RFr)

59 #twoweeks

Posted by: George Papadopolous at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (QSdIk)

60 I'm behind the news, did this guy plead guilty to something?

Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (PHotS)

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Process crime. Plead guilty to lying about a non crime matter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (I16G8)

61 Still hate the pixy sometimes. Sheesh

Posted by: Old Blue at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (gEvQ8)

62 Fourteen days isn't even prison. It's jail. Big difference.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (4ErVI)

63 14 days at Club Fed? He'll probably ask for an extension because he was starting to get in touch with himself.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (u/ct0)

64 SC spent ~$14 mil to put PapaD away for 14 days.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (bqI0N)

It's the principle of the thing!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (n9EOP)

65 This Mueller probe is really paying off.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (4e+hS)

66 Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.

Surely you jest?

Posted by: Comrade Eric Holder at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (Tyii7)

67 This is the kind of sentence a prosecutor insists upon so he can claim that the guy "served time in jail"

And it is the kind of sentence a defense attorney tells his client to accept since it will not mess up his life too much and it will at least be over with so he can move on.

In other words, it is almost admission that it was a witch hunt and the guy is innocent and has been persecuted for months.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (LWu6U)

68 Wonder why Papawhatis is giving his first "interview" tonight with Jake Tapeworm?

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (O2RFr)

69 This guy is going to jail on a bullshit charge.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at September 07, 2018 06:21 PM (++G2
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Some of the bullshittiest I've seen.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (vDqXW)

70 So parole in 4 days?

Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (Izzlo)

71 If you watch NHL, you might be colluding with Ivan.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (RuIsu)

72
So it isn't even a felony.

I think this is pretty much the textbook definition of a nothingburger.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (eXA4G)

73 Quite a legacy this piece of shit will leave behind. Shame on him and his fucking enablers.
Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (pFNVe)

He told you different about 10 hours ago.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (If3tB)

74 Collusion with Russians to deny Her Gruesomeness the White House doesn't carry the punishment I was led to believe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (0QYMt)

75 I wonder if the government forced him to sign an NDA as a condition of his plea agreement?


I'd love to se a reporter ask him what were they threatening him with in order for him to plead.

Posted by: Kreplach at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (pYBbw)

76 But this will bring down Trump right?



/s

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (0OmEj)

77 The Dems are out in the pumpkin patch with Linus waiting for The Great Indictment. It's like they really believe if the just ball their tiny, soft fists hard enough they'll get their way.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (jp0Bv)



You have to admit...Linus was a little nuts.

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

78 I've volunteered to console his wife for the 14 days he's locked up.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (4e+hS)

79 Cannot believe he would go to a prison.... processing takes longer than two weeks... tv shows notwithstanding....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (ffWPP)

80 Process crime. Plead guilty to lying about a non crime matter.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:23 PM (I16G

Ve haff a thousand vays to screw you over Comrade Citizen, never forget that!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (n9EOP)

81 So parole in 4 days?

He actually already served 2 days in jail so 12 days

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (O2RFr)

82 Will there be horsies?

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (HgMAr)

83 29---Oh. Oh, no, Rafa just retired. Good on Delpo, I adore him too, but it's still not good.

And of course, Delpo was more concerned for Rafa than he was happy to win when Rafa retired. Because Delpo is legitimately a good person.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (dEQP3)
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*sigh*
Love them both, but....
*sigh*

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (0jtPF)

84 Can't wait until that Grand Jury lays down the law.

Posted by: Under Fire In A Nicotine Coma at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (r9UYA)

85 Walls. closing. in.

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

86 What I would have given for that judge to have made it 17 days.

Posted by: ShainS at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (5mxqz)

87
What do they do to you if you refuse to talk to them?

Would that be failure to cooperate with a police investigation?

Posted by: Loan Star Wadi at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (I9Sw7)

88 Betcha Mueller pushes for the 14 days to be Dec 20-Jan 3.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (bqI0N)

89 should be time served

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (d7Ww2)

90 Andy would give Otis more than that for moonshinin'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

91 How does this not annihilate the NYT timeline? If a guy was serious enough to warrant a federal investigation of the political opposition, it's serious enough to warrant years in prison. Just the stuff they used for the FISA court should be sufficient for espionage charges.

Unless it was always bullshit and they know more than a few months in jail risks him being pardoned? Or a serious trial Mueller stands a good chance of losing?

Mueller kabuki is becoming very, very tiresome. Yet seemingly sufficient to continue investigating and charging people whose only crime was opposing HillaryRotten. Trump is right to call for the AG to investigate his enemies and go easy on his friends. Because right now the exact opposite is happening. And I will personally cut the testicles off the next NeverTrump stooge like Allahpundit and Paul Mirengoff when they shriek about rule of law.

Posted by: trev006 at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (hJFKB)

92 The Dems are out in the pumpkin patch with Linus waiting for The Great Indictment. It's like they really believe if the just ball their tiny, soft fists hard enough they'll get their way.
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After all those Fitzmas Miricles, you'd think they would be wary of the Mullerplaoza Promise

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (TN1P5)

93 It is crystal clear to me that the President has gotten to the sentencing judge. There can be no other explanation!!!!!!

Posted by: nip at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (DfGpI)

94 Dave in Fla, a few things. First, look at the "conviction" rate (which includes pleas) for federal prosecutions. It's a much bigger different topic but pretty astounding, and very troubling. Basically indictment = plea/conviction.


Second, if you can bear the boredom of looking into this "case", it's idiotic. It's a very very unpersuasive allegation of lying - about nothing of any real importance. That made no difference, in anything. The prosecution's ridiculous attempts to show that it mattered should be read by every intelligent American, so they can see what a farce this "special counsel" is, and by extension what a farce the DOJ has become.



Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (QDnY+)

95 14 days? That's standard Contempt of Court. So I guess we can refer to Papadopoulos' term as serving for Contempt of Circus.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (6eEQ+)

96 Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.
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This is funny.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Bury-ya at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (vDqXW)

97 What I would have given for that judge to have made it 17 days.
Posted by: ShainS at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (5mxqz)

Posted by: George Papadopolous at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (QSdIk)

98 these lying fucks will rue the day they made lying a crime

Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

99 Papadopolous?


Greek fella?

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (NLLmE)

100 lol, only thing two weeks in the slammer will do is make his wife really horny and set him up for some great post prison sexing.

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (MTjB1)

101 Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.
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Conversely, and just as puzzling, those who have *manifestly* committed crimes are walking around scott free.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (OuRYP)

102 I'd love to know how much money this cost Papodopolous. I've saved wisely my entire life, and I bet it would've burnt all of my retirement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (oNuis)

103 Cannot believe he would go to a prison.... processing takes longer than two weeks... tv shows notwithstanding....


A...umm...Moron I know *coughs* spent a single night in prison after a night in jail while being passed along to the correct jurisdiction for court.

They can manage it that fast. Upside, it was the house where Marky Mark did time.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (fuK7c)

104 How many days has Manafort already done?

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (u/ct0)

105 It's okay. Zina Bash has arranged with her White Power Mexican-Jewish uncle to have him shivved on the exercise yard so we won't have to worry about him ratting out PDT.

Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (Evws/)

106 Conversely, and just as puzzling, those who have *manifestly* committed crimes are walking around scott free.

Yup and with big pensions

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (O2RFr)

107 Got 'im!

Posted by: G-Man Mueller at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (Kcf2u)

108 Mueller looks like an old, tired Basset Hound.... he really ought to be retired.....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (ffWPP)

109 You have to admit...Linus was a little nuts.
Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (NLLmE)

What do you expect? A 5 cent psychiatrist isn't going to cut it.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at September 07, 2018 06:28 PM (jp0Bv)

110 Collusion with Russians to deny Her Gruesomeness the White House doesn't carry the punishment I was led to believe.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 07, 2018 06:24 PM (0QYMt)
..............


It's kind of a new thing.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:28 PM (HgMAr)

111 25 STILL MORE THAN HILLARY'S GOTTEN.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)


and that's a disgrace

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2018 06:28 PM (d7Ww2)

112 17 days...ha

Posted by: nip at September 07, 2018 06:28 PM (DfGpI)

113 Ha! I can do fourteen days standing on my head! Oh, wait...that's true.

Posted by: George Papadopolous at September 07, 2018 06:28 PM (jDF8P)

114 Mueller looks like an old, tired Basset Hound.... he really ought to be retired.....
Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (ffWPP)

Yea and on a full pension for his service to the state!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (n9EOP)

115 Breaking News:

Kate Upton is now about 4 months pregnant, so her boobs, amazingly, have started to grow even bigger, if you can believe that, while she still yet doesn't have much if any visible baby bump:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-6144367/ Kate-Upton-flaunts-cleavage-lacy-underwear-lingerie -brand-announcing-pregnancy.html

All other news is irrelevant.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (c+2jX)

116 these lying fucks will rue the day they made lying a crime
Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (nFwvY)

You understand that we're above the law.

Posted by: The Deep State at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (QSdIk)

117 I'm still fuming over that f**king asshole ripping Trump today and claiming the economy is his...

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (O2RFr)

118 Huber will come.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (T71PA)

119

Sept 11th is a Tuesday this year. Just like it was in 2001.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (okDvZ)

120 I thought you guys meant Nadal retired for good.

I'm actually amazed he's still playing what with his really aggressive style of play. All that pounding he'll be a great candidate for a hip replacement in his 40s.

Juan Martin del Potro can be a really great player to watch. I remember watching him going full blast on second serves and it was just insane. No one does it for obvious reasons, but he did.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (4ErVI)

121 Lol, Obama still has that stupid wispy moustache.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (PUmDY)

122 I'da held out for a plea deal. Made them cut it to a week.

Posted by: tu3031 at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (jDF8P)

123 Mueller kabuki is becoming very, very tiresome. Yet seemingly sufficient to continue investigating and charging people whose only crime was opposing HillaryRotten.

Posted by: trev006 at September 07, 2018 06:26 PM (hJFKB)
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Not just tiresome. It's a gross miscarriage of justice putting people in prison, when Hillary Clinton and Diane Feinstein haven't even been talked to with a raised voice.

We're pretty sure that the Chi-coms got all here SoS emails, and it's clear that Di-Fi and her Chi-com Spy Guy gave away more.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Bury-ya at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (vDqXW)

124 Barky is a mind over matter deal.

Posted by: nip at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (DfGpI)

125 121 Lol, Obama still has that stupid wispy moustache.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (PUmDY)


Hormone therapy?????

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (ffWPP)

126 One of my wife's friends spent 30 days in the county jail. I never did find out what for...

Posted by: Chris M at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (5BKCR)

127 I've saved wisely my entire life, and I bet it would've burnt all of my retirement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (oNuis)


As I've said, some people serve best as examples to others!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (n9EOP)

128 STILL MORE THAN HILLARY'S GOTTEN.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (oVJmc)


I hope that every day she wakes up she recalls that this will be another day that she is not president.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (0QYMt)

129 The real punishment is the legal fees.

Posted by: Guam tipper at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (bqI0N)

130 The jackals ruined his public character because. Just a seemingly ordinary guy caught in the FBI whirlwind.

14 days. Then he has to find a job. I actually feel bad for the guy since I kinda feel that if you enter the courtier shark tank ...you best be prepared to get mauled and eaten.

Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (K3B2k)

131 I hope they let him bring a baseball and a mitt.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (HgMAr)

132
Lol, Obama still has that stupid wispy moustache.

No need to drag Michelle into this and insult her.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (okDvZ)

133 I'm behind the news, did this guy plead guilty to something?

Because I'm having a hard time understanding how someone is sentenced to anything when they committed no crime.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at September 07, 2018 06:20 PM (PHotS)

My understanding is that he pleaded guilty to lying to the FBI regarding the date he supposedly met with Mifsud. In a bar. When he was drunk.

Isn't this the guy the FBI or CIA or the DOJ, or someone set up to meet with a Russian so that they could claim people from the Trump campaign were colluding with Russians. Help me out here, I can't remember all the bit players in this drama.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (2ZchD)

134 Mueller will use this as evidence that he needs another 20 years to investigate I wrote out for serious offenders like this.

"There's no way to rule innocent men. The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws." -- Ayn Rand

Posted by: ShainS at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (5mxqz)

135 126 One of my wife's friends spent 30 days in the county jail. I never did find out what for...
Posted by: Chris M at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (5BKCR)


Huh... that's a " working girls" kind of stretch....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (ffWPP)

136 The one I'm waiting for is the Flynn sentencing - or other developments. I think it's on its third "continuance" (delay). Have never understood the reason for even one delay.


And we may have been tantalized and deceived by tidbits that seemed to indicate the Flynn case would turn into a gigantic deal in the other direction - i.e. legal trouble for Strzok, Yates, et al.


And I still don't accept that one has to plead guilty to something untrue or arguable (that's what you're doing, contesting the assertion), especially literally the content of *one* conversation, and that it requires millions of $$ to do so. For someone who was high up in the US intel community, yet supposedly didn't realize talking with the Russian ambassador was of course all monitored? Absurd. Everyone with the slightest connection to the field has known this for decades.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

137 15 Sessions is fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

...

Sessions gets my vote for the anonymous Times editorial.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (CnulY)

138 Gestapo Muller going to the dogs.

Roger Stone Ally, and His Dog, Face Grand Jury...

Comedian and radio host Randy Credico, accompanied by his dog Bianca, appeared before Special Counsel Robert Mueller's grand jury Friday to answer questions about President Donald Trump's ally and political operative Roger Stone.

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We'll see which man that dog's best friends with.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)

139 I hope they let him bring a baseball and a mitt.
Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:31 PM (HgMAr)


That's 14 days hard time in a PMITA prison, not the cooler.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (T71PA)

140 Be against Obama's policies get called a racist.
Be for Trump's policies, get called a racist.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (pw+jk)

141 126 One of my wife's friends spent 30 days in the county jail. I never did find out what for...

Posted by: Chris M at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (5BKCR)

Bad checks or a third or fourth dui?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (4ErVI)

142 So Mueller's spent about what, a million per each day of the sentence?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

143 (121) Barry, Mooch, or bofum?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (RuIsu)

144 137 15 Sessions is fucking disgrace.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:18 PM (r9UYA)

...

Sessions gets my vote for the anonymous Times editorial.

He has my vote as the "insurance" policy they talk about

Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (O2RFr)

145 Would be rich if Sessions was the mole....

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (ffWPP)

146 Book 'em Dan-O!

Posted by: Steve McMueller at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (HgMAr)

147 He goes to jail for talking this this jackoff:

He is a former employee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Malta, a former principal in the London Centre of International Law Practice, a professorial teaching fellow at the University of Stirling[4] in Scotland, and director of the London Academy of Diplomacy,[5] where he held seminars on Brexit.[6]

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)

148 Isn't Mifud still AWOL?

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (j0Mw7)

149 102 I'd love to know how much money this cost Papodopolous. I've saved wisely my entire life, and I bet it would've burnt all of my retirement.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:27 PM (oNuis)

I'd like to know how much this Kabuki cost the US Taxpayer.

Posted by: Don Q at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (NgKpN)

150 Mueller is obviously a dirty feeb. Just look qt his career.
Why isn't he in prison?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (CE6iV)

151 Sooth 118

NYC had to cancel the primary election & re-schedule it.

Zombie 115

Wish I'd won the Cy Young award-- that coulda been MY baby.

Posted by: strawdog at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (Cssks)

152 Sessions gets my vote for the anonymous Times editorial.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (CnulY)

-------------

I don't think this is even close to true.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (I16G8)

153 Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2018 06:29 PM (c+2jX)

Hrothgar thanks you for that!

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at September 07, 2018 06:35 PM (n9EOP)

154 Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Malta... hard to wrap my head around that thought.......

Posted by: kraken at September 07, 2018 06:35 PM (ffWPP)

155 142 So Mueller's spent about what, a million per each day of the sentence?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (oVJmc)

Or all the income taxes of people with incomes less than $50K.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:35 PM (JFO2v)

156 He is a former employee of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Malta, a former principal in the London Centre of International Law Practice, a professorial teaching fellow at the University of Stirling[4] in Scotland, and director of the London Academy of Diplomacy,[5] where he held seminars on Brexit.[6]
Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:33 PM (JFO2v)
---
Exactly. And Papadopoulis was facing *obstruction* for saying that Misfud was a "nobody", which little Robbie Mewler claims delayed the investigation--even though the interviewed Misfud a month later--and knew just who the hell he was!

Posted by: Lavrentiy Bury-ya at September 07, 2018 06:35 PM (vDqXW)

157 154. Have you any conception, sir, of how much money can be got for that black bird?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 06:36 PM (fA1SL)

158 In other criminal news . . .

Chick-fil-A goes full Geraldo!

https://fxn.ws/2Cyl7WM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)

159 Your Tax Dollars at work.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2018 06:36 PM (QSdIk)

160 This means he can make really big scratch marks on the wall to tic off the time he's in stir.

Posted by: Minuteman at September 07, 2018 06:36 PM (u/ct0)

161 >>150
Mueller is obviously a dirty feeb. Just look qt his career.

Why isn't he in prison?

Because the cucked GOP loves him.

Posted by: Under Fire In A Nicotine Coma at September 07, 2018 06:37 PM (r9UYA)

162 And I still don't accept that one has to plead guilty to something untrue or arguable

Your lawyer would advise you to plead guilty because everyone trusts the FBI and those 302s are not corroborated. So, it you against the G-man. You lose.

Of course, that was then

Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2018 06:37 PM (j0Mw7)

163 This totally pisses me off.

I paid for that investigation. My tax dollars were wasted. This SPY!!!11! shoulda' got 10000 years.

/s

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2018 06:37 PM (iiixZ)

164 Malta is a weird place. It's full of surly Arab Catholics with bad teeth.

And it's in the Med yet forbids topless bathing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (fuK7c)

165 For someone who was high up in the US intel community, yet supposedly didn't realize talking with the Russian ambassador was of course all monitored? Absurd. Everyone with the slightest connection to the field has known this for decades.
Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (QDnY+)

the Flynn interview where he supposedly lied, he thought he was there to help provide information against someone else...

He had no idea he was the subject. He then told him to the best of his recollection about what he talked about, months before, in a phonecall that was a nothingburger.

You know, like a Patriotic American would do... help out his Government.

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (NgKpN)

166 I'd like to know how much this Kabuki cost the US Taxpayer.
Posted by: Don Q at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (NgKpN)

So if this Bullshit cost 1% growth in economy it would have cost us about 200 billion

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (JFO2v)

167 >>Sessions gets my vote for the anonymous Times editorial.
Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (CnulY)

Ha! I'd never do that much work.

Posted by: Jeff at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (2cuLk)

168 Your Tax Dollars at work.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2018 06:36 PM (QSdIk)
...........

Warms my heart.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (HgMAr)

169 Gestapo Muller going to the dogs.

Roger Stone Ally, and His Dog, Face Grand Jury...

Comedian and radio host Randy Credico, accompanied by his dog Bianca, appeared before Special Counsel Robert Mueller's grand jury Friday to answer questions about President Donald Trump's ally and political operative Roger Stone.

-
We'll see which man that dog's best friends with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM

The dog better watch out. The media will start screeching she's an unindicted co-conspirator.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (2NqXo)

170 And I don't know how the "Rusian bot" case is going. Mueller's clowns (and they repeatedly show a lot of sloppiness and unprofessionalism, shocking I know) were being tortured pretty nicely by counsel for one of the defendants. Judge in that case also seemed pretty unimpressed with Mueller's team or their performance, and at the first hearing he clearly understood that the defendants had called the prosecution's bluff by showing up, which put the prosecutors under a cloud from the outset.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (QDnY+)

171 Musk is startin' to look more and more like k.d. lang.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (RuIsu)

172 Of course, that was then
Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2018 06:37 PM (j0Mw7)

Never ever ever talk to a FBI agent ever!

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (JFO2v)

173 But....but.....Trump is in collusion with people that have been convicted of lying and even served time in jail. Thank Gaia there are still people that believe in the great experiment called America. The experiment that will show we were in the right that there are 37 genders and 57 States. That a person can strive to be whatever xhey want to be, even if xe needs to chop of xis junk to be a xer.

You may say I'm a Dreamer
But I'm not the only one.
I would be in DACA now
If only I was a Mexican.

Let us project our thoughts inward.

Oh Holy Mother, please don't boil us,
Don't grill or toast your flock
Don't put us on a barbecue
Or simmer us in stock
Don't braise or bake or boil us
Or stir-fry us in a wok
Oh please don't lightly poach us
Or baste us with hot fat
Don't fricasse or roast us
Or boil us in a vat
But protect us from man-made global warming.
2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appreciate?
Gaia, Gaia, Gaia
Trump sucks.
Yeah, team!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (9BLnV)

174 162 And I still don't accept that one has to plead guilty to something untrue or arguable

Your lawyer would advise you to plead guilty because everyone trusts the FBI and those 302s are not corroborated. So, it you against the G-man. You lose.

Of course, that was then
Posted by: Jean at September 07, 2018 06:37 PM (j0Mw7)


95% of Federal Cases are Plea Bargains...

The Feds have a 95% conviction rate.

Some assembly required.

Posted by: Don Q at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

175 Jean 162

Not always. Check out Howard Root, who wrote Cardiac Arrest. He fought the law and HE won.

Posted by: strawdog at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (Cssks)

176 Dey dindu nuffins!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (pw+jk)

177 How much is this shit show investigation Mueller is running costing us tax payers again?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

178 He is a fucking imbecile for taking the plea.

Evidence has been coming out for months that it was a frame job the entire time. AND John Solomon's piece today in The Hill confirms that the FBI had completely exculpatory evidence and knew they had nothing on him.

He should have a 10 million dollar suit against the FedGov for abuse of power, ciolating his civil rights and several other claims.

But instead he is going on Tapper tonight and not one fucking will be asked about the frame up.





Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (BfOXk)

179 >>158
In other criminal news . . .



Chick-fil-A goes full Geraldo!



https://fxn.ws/2Cyl7WM

Some people seem to have control issues.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (r9UYA)

180 Juan Martin del Potro can be a really great player to watch. I remember watching him going full blast on second serves and it was just insane. No one does it for obvious reasons, but he did.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 06:30 PM (4ErVI)


Rafa's knees are going to both need to be replaced by the time he's 40.

*knocks on all the wood* Delpo's wrists look like they are finally healed and he looks like he is no longer terrified to hit the ball hard.

I really want Kei to beat Novak not because I don't like Novak but if a Japanese man and a Japanese woman are in the US Open finals the same year, that would be amazing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)

181 Roger Stone Ally, and His Dog, Face Grand Jury...

Comedian and radio host Randy Credico, accompanied by his dog Bianca, appeared before Special Counsel Robert Mueller's grand jury Friday to answer questions about President Donald Trump's ally and political operative Roger Stone.

-
We'll see which man that dog's best friends with.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)

All I can picture is the Baron Kruass Von Espy in Intolerable Cruelty, in court with his little dog, asking for "Milk Bones not dog candy! The hard crunchy bones for their teeth!" "That silly man!"


About as ridiculous.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (2ZchD)

182 Think of it as a Fourteen Day State-Sponsored Vacation.

Posted by: George Papadopolous at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (QSdIk)

183 And also, Mifsud denies what the FBI said Mifsud said, which matches perfectly with the statement PapaD gave.

Yet, still a guilty plea.

Posted by: Sharkman at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (BfOXk)

184 Paul McCartney is giving a free YouTube webcast of his stealth New York show tonight, pretty cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (PUmDY)

185 *looks down on the FBI, weeps*

Posted by: Melvin Purvis at September 07, 2018 06:42 PM (OuRYP)

186 Did George wipe anything with a cloth? because he would go scott free then.
Everyone should just use the "what difference does it make!?"

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at September 07, 2018 06:42 PM (3SzRC)

187 I really want Kei to beat Novak not because I don't
like Novak but if a Japanese man and a Japanese woman are in the US Open
finals the same year, that would be amazing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)
It would be. I do want to see Serena win one more though..

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 06:42 PM (a0IVu)

188 95% of Federal Cases are Plea Bargains...

The Feds have a 95% conviction rate.

Some assembly required.
Posted by: Don Q at September 07, 2018 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

--------------

Yeah, this is their M.O. They simply do not try the case if they are not 99% sure of a conviction of some kind.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:42 PM (I16G8)

189 Jean you meant to write "those 302s are NOT corroborated"? Of course that's the question here, and the hints of major, major wrongdoing by the usual suspects. Has the other agent present ever testified before a Hill committee? He was sought specifically by Senate Judiciary, I think precisely over the Flynn 302s.


It's just hard to believe that where's there so, so, so much smoke (the DOJ/FBI criminal misbehavior surrounding almost every aspect of the broader Keystone Coup attempt), there won't be any fire. Or a lot of fire.

Posted by: rhomboid at September 07, 2018 06:43 PM (QDnY+)

190 A few more campaign stops for Obama and we are assured of gaining seats in both houses.

Obama, Just Do It!!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 07, 2018 06:43 PM (pw+jk)

191 Paul McCartney is giving a free YouTube webcast of his stealth New York show tonight, pretty cool.


Oh cool. He teased that on Howard Stern.

(a) Link?

(ii) Do we know where it is?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:43 PM (fuK7c)

192 I was going to formulate an escape plan that involved chipping a hole in the soft masonry behind the Marilyn Monroe poster, but now maybe I'll just try to grow a tomato.

Posted by: George Papadopopopoulous at September 07, 2018 06:43 PM (Mouru)

193 And the sidebar moral of the story.

If you want to get liquored up? Stay home. Never booze in unfamiliar places with strangers. That's really simple common sense for everyone - construction worker to ceo.

Posted by: 13times at September 07, 2018 06:43 PM (K3B2k)

194 Nazi Muller needs to hang in Nuremberg
Purimfest 2019!

Posted by: Avi at September 07, 2018 06:43 PM (R1s0U)

195 Chicken joint has a fight club?

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (RuIsu)

196 Musk is startin' to look more and more like k.d. lang.
====

Oh, yeah?

I'd hit it.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (//voU)

197 US Government "looking at Musk" for smoking weed as a Federal contractor. Illegal. Security clearance and shit. He fucked up, bigly.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (iiixZ)

198 rhomboid,

Just think how much of a child Strzok looks for basing a FISA warrant on a document that the NSA then identified as "minimally corroborated"--the only thing that gave it a "medial" grade was Steele's "reputation".

I can't wait until Trump released that entire FISA application. Still though, since they admitted to Judicial Watch that there never was a hearing for the warrant--they should investigate whether it was 1) Illegal or 2) goes all the way up to Obama--who can order surveillance on *anybody* for 1 year.

Posted by: Lavrentiy Bury-ya at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (vDqXW)

199 Think of it as a Fourteen Day State-Sponsored Vacation.

Posted by: George Papadopolous at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (QSdIk)
...........

Enjoy yourself. Not vacation for me.

Posted by: Paolo at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (HgMAr)

200 164 Malta is a weird place. It's full of surly Arab Catholics with bad teeth.

And it's in the Med yet forbids topless bathing.
Posted by: Bandersnatch


The other weird thing about Malta is that they used to have an entire religion built around Kate Upton -- or at least a fertility goddess who was shaped exactly like Kate Upton, but 5,000 years ago:

http://dan.romascanu.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ the-Venus-of-Malta.jpg

This, in all seriousness, is the real reason why Kate Upton stirs men's loins -- she is the physical archetype for what primitive man considered the Goddess of Fecundity.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (c+2jX)

201 Maybe he'll luck out and Otis Campbell will be in the next cell.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (Mouru)

202 Malta is a weird place. It's full of surly Arab Catholics with bad teeth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM (fuK7c)

The bad teeth are from when Malta was a British colony in the 19th and 20th centuries. In all their history of colonization, the British have shown that they really like to have sex. Just not with their wives.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (9BLnV)

203 I really want Kei to beat Novak not because I don't
like Novak but if a Japanese man and a Japanese woman are in the US Open
finals the same year, that would be amazing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)

They should have Japanese sex on center court if they win.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at September 07, 2018 06:45 PM (3SzRC)

204 In other criminal news . . .



Chick-fil-A goes full Geraldo!



https://fxn.ws/2Cyl7WM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 06:36 PM (+y/Ru)


Who starts a brawl at a Chick Fil A? LOL

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

205 >>184
Paul McCartney is giving a free

That old lesbian can eat shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (r9UYA)

206 When Trump tweeted it out earlier, it was that it cost 28 million dollars, so about 2 million for every day served. And you thought 400 dollar toilet seats were bad.

Posted by: Old Blue at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (gEvQ8)

207 191, link in link. I think it is going to be at the Beacon.

http://fortune.com/2018/09/06/paul-mccartney-free-youtube-concert/

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (PUmDY)

208 203. Pixellated and filled with shame, ya mean?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (fA1SL)

209 (196) We know.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (RuIsu)

210 Who starts a brawl at a Chick Fil A? LOL
Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:45 PM (lwiT4)

------------

The sad part is that the 27 year old who fought him to stop him got fired for it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:47 PM (I16G8)

211 British have shown that they really like to have sex. Just not with their wives.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (9BLnV)


Pffffttt.

Hold my Guiness.

Posted by: The Irish at September 07, 2018 06:47 PM (T71PA)

212 Bahahahwawawa ... .. . Doesn't he also have to promise to make his bed each morning too?


What a joke. This will take the air out of "Trump needs to release FISA stuff" for the next week or two.


Anybody get Swalwell and Schiff opinions yet?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at September 07, 2018 06:47 PM (q1VoB)

213 Guess what judge just jumped right from position 4,232 to the Goddamn FRONT of the line for a SCOTUS seat!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2018 06:47 PM (zyHGW)

214 Your lawyer would advise you to plead guilty because everyone trusts the FBI and those 302s are not corroborated. So, it you against the G-man. You lose.

Of course, that was then
Posted by: Jean


I would go to trial. To show just how fallible those 302's are, I would have my lawyer ask the agent to recite it VERBATIM WORD FOR WORD without looking at it. If he couldn't, I'd petition the judge to exclude it. At least it'd be a point for an appeal.

After all, a video or audio tape would be verbatim.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (qQcQl)

215 Paul McCartney is giving a free YouTube webcast of his stealth New York show tonight, pretty cool.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (PUmDY)


One of these days Sir Paul is going to die, and I will put up countless YouTube links, in an unconsolable state of Beatlemania gone toes up.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (lwiT4)

216 205 >>184
Paul McCartney is giving a free

That old lesbian can eat shit.

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (r9UYA)



Hah. I was wondering if I was the only one who noticed that.

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (NLLmE)

217 When Trump tweeted it out earlier, it was that it cost 28 million dollars, so about 2 million for every day served. And you thought 400 dollar toilet seats were bad.
Posted by: Old Blue at September 07, 2018 06:46 PM (gEvQ

Or $60,000 tables.

Posted by: The FBI at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (QSdIk)

218 Think of it as a Fourteen Day State-Sponsored Vacation.
Posted by: George Papadopolous at September 07, 2018 06:41 PM (QSdIk)

George, I hope you don't get too depressed, decide to end it, and fall on your fork 48 times. After you've sodomized yourself.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (9BLnV)

219 This is how the government gives you a blowjob without admitting they're fucking useless. So much waste. Drain the swamp!

Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (ANJe6)

220 US Government "looking at Musk" for smoking weed as a Federal contractor. Illegal. Security clearance and shit. He fucked up, bigly.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at September 07, 2018 06:44 PM (iiixZ)

I can't imagine being a major shareholder in Tesla, and seeing my CEO sitting at a disc jockey's booth, drinking liquor, dragging on a joint bigger than anything in Up in Smoke, and flailing around a sword. All on camera. Wearing a t shirt that says, Occupy Mars.

It's time for little Elon to have a nice 30 day stay somewhere where he can be diagnosed and treated.

Posted by: Jen the original at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (2ZchD)

221 The sad part is that the 27 year old who fought him to stop him got fired for it.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 06:47 PM (I16G



I know. But he probable violated their niceness policy.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (lwiT4)

222 Rafa's knees are going to both need to be replaced by the time he's 40.

*knocks on all the wood* Delpo's wrists look like they are finally healed and he looks like he is no longer terrified to hit the ball hard.

I really want Kei to beat Novak not because I don't like Novak but if a Japanese man and a Japanese woman are in the US Open finals the same year, that would be amazing.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at September 07, 2018 06:40 PM (dEQP3)

Those wrist problems have been going on for a long time. I remember hearing about it years ago.

His only other grand slam final was the U.S. Open, funnily enough, and he beat Roger Federer when Federer was at the absolute pinnacle of his powers.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (4ErVI)

223 The sad part is that the 27 year old who fought him to stop him got fired for it.


I couldn't figure out the video. It starts with someone in a blue shirt punching the young guy. (Hey, 55 is three years younger than I).

But all the Chik-fil-A employees seem to be wearing red shirts.

What up?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (fuK7c)

224 Who starts a brawl at a Chick Fil A? LOL
Posted by: grammie winger


Someone who doesn't get their shake.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (qQcQl)

225 Process crime gotcha bullshit.

Posted by: Insomniac at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (NWiLs)

226 They should have Japanese sex on center court if they win.
Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at September 07, 2018 06:45 PM (3SzRC)
___________________

Who will supply the robots, because I don't think Japanese still have normal man on woman sex.

Posted by: tommylotto at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (A3a8d)

227 Or all the income taxes of people with incomes less than $50K.

Posted by: rhennigantx at September 07, 2018 06:35 PM (JFO2v)


--

I approve of accounting for budgets in this way.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (oNuis)

228 Once again. I have been interviewed by the FBI more than once for security clearances.

Never again.

I plead the 5th.

Posted by: Benjamin Franklin at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (If3tB)

229 One of these days Sir Paul is going to die, and I will put up countless YouTube links, in an unconsolable state of Beatlemania gone toes up.


You'll always have Ringo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (fuK7c)

230 ITS FUNNY BECAUSE THE HEAD OF THE GESTAPO WAS NAMED MUELLER !!!!!!


Posted by: the Man who Burps in French at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (9HuGt)

231 14 days? How are the big rocks going to turn into little rocks?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (PvCxa)

232 That old lesbian can eat shit.


Hey now.

~ former teenage girl all growed up and I feel fine.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (lwiT4)

233

You hear this?

Some EPA oversight group decided it was not justified for Pruitt to spend all that $$ on round the clock security for himself.

First thing I though of was Pruitt receiving death threats on the daily.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (okDvZ)

234 Video or audio may be helpful, but they are far from proof of anything since they both can be edited.

We know this from numerous outrageous examples from past MSM usages.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (w7KSn)

235 It's time for little Elon to have a nice 30 day stay somewhere where he can be diagnosed and treated.
Posted by: Jen


Leavenworth.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (qQcQl)

236 (216) The Beatless all had long hair because they were chicks.

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (RuIsu)

237 One of these days Sir Paul is going to die,
...........

He should call me for funeral planning tips.

Posted by: zombie Johnny Mavs at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (HgMAr)

238 C'mon guys untold millions of dollars spent here is worth it so liberals can feel better about losing an election.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 06:51 PM (4ErVI)

239 If you want to get liquored up? Stay home. Never booze in unfamiliar places with strangers. That's really simple common sense for everyone - construction worker to ceo.
Posted by: 13times
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Especially true in Shanghai and Bogota.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 07, 2018 06:51 PM (OuRYP)

240 You'll always have Ringo.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:50 PM (fuK7c)



You know, I have grown to have a finer appreciation of Ringo as the years have gone by.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:51 PM (lwiT4)

241 Ringo was the real Starr.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:52 PM (md3fh)

242 Daily Mail describes this as a win for Mueller...lol..DM is not as left as the Guardian or BBC but still very stupid. Only good for celeb photos and Michelle Obama channeling Hillary in an awful pant suit thingy.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 06:52 PM (a0IVu)

243 You hear this?

Some EPA oversight group decided it was not justified for Pruitt to spend all that $$ on round the clock security for himself.

First thing I though of was Pruitt receiving death threats on the daily.
Posted by: Soothsayer


Trump should designate SS protection.

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2018 06:52 PM (qQcQl)

244 You know, I have grown to have a finer appreciation of Ringo as the years have gone by.


Me too. But am I supposed to leave a cheap joke just lying there on the ground?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:52 PM (fuK7c)

245 What a joke. Mueller has done a fine job proving there was no Russian collusion with the Trump campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)

246 But am I supposed to leave a cheap joke just lying there on the ground?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:52 PM (fuK7c)



Of course not. This is moron country.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (lwiT4)

247 Cheap jokes are a dime a dozen.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (md3fh)

248 243. Pfft! MAGA goonskwadz, ftw!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 06:54 PM (fA1SL)

249 Feminazi Gloria Steinem Calls Killing Babies 'Basis of Democracy' in New Netflix Film

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Huh. I musta missed civics class the day they taught that.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 06:54 PM (+y/Ru)

250 I couldn't figure out the video. It starts with someone in a blue shirt punching the young guy. (Hey, 55 is three years younger than I).

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (fuK7c)

55+3=29

Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2018 06:54 PM (QSdIk)

251 Wish I'd won the Cy Young award-- that coulda been MY baby.
Posted by: strawdog at September 07, 2018 06:34 PM (Cssks)

Hee

Posted by: MarkY at September 07, 2018 06:54 PM (RwKFL)

252 We must destroy the village to save it. It's science.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:55 PM (md3fh)

253 Who will supply the robots, because I don't think Japanese still have normal man on woman sex.

Posted by: tommylotto at September 07, 2018 06:49 PM (A3a8d)

yeah. they've given it up almost completely I've read.

Posted by: Cannibal Bobs Church Bar and Grill and OTB at September 07, 2018 06:55 PM (3SzRC)

254 Ringo got it

Posted by: rammajamma at September 07, 2018 06:55 PM (xceTB)

255 Hey, Jimmie Nicol and Yoko Ono are still alive, so even if Paul and Ringo die, the band will live on.

Billy Preston and Tony Sheridan, however, both recently passed, so the backup team of Fifth Beatles is getting smaller every year.

Posted by: zombie at September 07, 2018 06:56 PM (c+2jX)

256 Cheap jokes are a dime a dozen.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (md3fh)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MAKING A CHEAP JOKE ABOUT CHEAP JOKES.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (QSdIk)

257 What a joke. Mueller has done a fine job proving there was no Russian collusion with the Trump campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)
.............

No wonder he always looks like a dog that just got kicked.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (HgMAr)

258 It was Paul McCartney week on Sirius XM this week. The week is over. Sad.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (lwiT4)

259 One of these days Sir Paul is going to die, and I will put up countless YouTube links, in an unconsolable state of Beatlemania gone toes up.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:48 PM (lwiT4)

...

Oh, it'll be the start, not the end.

How many Elvis impersonators were there before he died?

QED.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (CnulY)

260 Thanks Ben! I was hoping someone would get it.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (md3fh)

261 Malta is a weird place. It's full of surly Arab Catholics with bad teeth.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 06:38 PM

We used to ship packages there. Had the weirdest looking addresses. It's an Arabic language but they use the Roman alphabet.

An example from online:

27 Andilina
Triq San Guzepp
IZ ZEJTUN
ZTN 1073
MALTA

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (2NqXo)

262 Feminazi Gloria Steinem Calls Killing Babies 'Basis of Democracy' in New Netflix Film

-
Huh. I musta missed civics class the day they taught that.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks



She have any kids?



Alive?

Posted by: rickb223 at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (qQcQl)

263 Especially true in Shanghai and Bogota.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc at September 07, 2018 06:51 PM (OuRYP)

Why Bogota?

Posted by: clutch at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (kiSdp)

264 Early Paul McCartney> Bobblehead doll.


Actually the proto-type of the bobble head.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (lwiT4)

265 Harris Faulkner is hot.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (e7oj4)

266 OT - McConnell says Kav will be on board as a Supreme Court judge by first Monday of October.
*respect for McNinja Turtle..2 scotus judges through*

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (a0IVu)

267 talk about a video being just what you thought it would be.

Posted by: worldstar at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (nFwvY)

268 We must destroy the village to save it. It's science.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:55 PM (md3fh)

This x10000.

🚢 🚢 🚢

Posted by: NeverTrumpers Everywhere at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (QSdIk)

269 McCartney's touring band is fantastic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (PUmDY)

270 Strzok, Paige, Comey and McCabe all lied. Maybe even Rosecoloredpenis.

I guess their sentencing will be soon- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (Y/1UV)

271 Cheap jokes are a dime a dozen.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (md3fh)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S MAKING A CHEAP JOKE ABOUT CHEAP JOKES.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 07, 2018 06:57 PM (QSdIk)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS A CHEAP JOKE.

Posted by: META-BEN ROETHLISBERGER at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (QSdIk)

272 LMAO, Zero said *Trump* is "capitalizing on resentment"?

That's been the Demotards' stock in trade for decades.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (e7oj4)

273 Will the Kenyan dog eater have a front row seat at McCarted's concert?

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (r9UYA)

274 Didn't McCartney get caught with weed at an airport a few years back?

Posted by: Snooze Button Sessions at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (HgMAr)

275 *respect for McNinja Turtle..2 scotus judges through*

---

Technically we need to thank McCain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (oNuis)

276
McCartney's touring band is fantastic.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 06:59 PM (PUmDY)



Little Winger saw him in Miller Park(?) a couple of years ago. Little was in his twenties at that time, so not really familiar. He said it was awesome -- Paul sang three hours straight with no break and no water.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:02 PM (lwiT4)

277 Technically we need to thank McCain.


Posted by: Moron Robbie - I say monkey, you think black person, and I'm the racist? at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (oNuis)
For finally going tits up?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:02 PM (a0IVu)

278 I'm really tired of those race-baiting Modelo commercials.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at September 07, 2018 07:02 PM (//voU)

279 Yalta> Malta

Posted by: REDACTED at September 07, 2018 07:02 PM (+g41/)

280 We were in a bar this evening for happy hour. CNN was on TV - of course - and damn near hysterical regarding this nonstory. Get. A. Grip.

Posted by: Rosasharn at September 07, 2018 07:02 PM (PzBTm)

281 Harris Faulkner is hot.


Harris Faulkner has always been hot. She's had her hotness touched up a little lately.

That often goes horribly wrong, but Fox must have Zombie Michael Creighton on staff. They seem to have given Catherine Herridge some airbrushing too, and that worked.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 07:03 PM (fuK7c)

282 Just saw that Allahpundit tweeted that he wanted no more televised or live SCOTS confirmation hearings. Proves that the shit show the democrats put on is hurting the democrat party and NeverTrumpers (BIRM).

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 07, 2018 07:03 PM (pw+jk)

283 Strzok, Paige, Comey and McCabe all lied. Maybe even Rosecoloredpenis.

I guess their sentencing will be soon- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (Y/1UV)
............

Make a nice little chain gang.

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 07:03 PM (HgMAr)

284 >>I guess their sentencing will be soon- right?

#twoweeks

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

285 At Paul's funeralpalooza: "Turns out Love Is Not All You Need. You must also hate Trump."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:04 PM (+y/Ru)

286 Shanghai boozing - knew a dude what made that mistake. A photo of him with a 'hostess' got posted on Weibo.
Dude had a faxed petition for divorce waiting for him at his hotel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

287 You mean that acting like an insane child doesn't make people want to support you? Hmm, guess the Demonrats need to have a reboot. In the ass.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:04 PM (md3fh)

288 Daily Mail describes this as a win for Mueller...lol..DM is not as left as the Guardian or BBC but still very stupid. Only good for celeb photos and Michelle Obama channeling Hillary in an awful pant suit thingy

------

Remember, in perfidious Albion, 14 days is what they give you for murder.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2018 07:05 PM (l3ZEl)

289 *respect for McNinja Turtle..2 scotus judges through*

---

Technically we need to thank McCain.

-
And Harry Reid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:05 PM (+y/Ru)

290 Babylon Bee's take on Obama's address:

'Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity'

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)

291 Oops, just noticed the sun is over the yardarm. BRB.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:06 PM (md3fh)

292 I also liked Obama talking about how paranoia has found a home in the GOP.

*looks at the Dems*

Keep fucking that chicken, Barry.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at September 07, 2018 07:07 PM (4ErVI)

293 Dude had a faxed petition for divorce waiting for him at his hotel.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:04 PM (fA1SL)

He's lucky he didn't lose a kidney

Posted by: SERENITY NOW at September 07, 2018 07:07 PM (zrdA/)

294 290 Babylon Bee's take on Obama's address:

'Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity'
Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)

--That went waaaaay into the cheap seats.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:07 PM (e7oj4)

295 Mother and son in critical condition after being attacked by a giraffe.

https://tinyurl.com/yatewhne

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 07, 2018 07:08 PM (/qEW2)

296 283 Strzok, Paige, Comey and McCabe all lied. Maybe even Rosecoloredpenis.

I guess their sentencing will be soon- right?

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2018 07:01 PM (Y/1UV)
............

Make a nice little chain gang.
Posted by: wth


texting like a girl over here Boss

Posted by: Cool Hand Strozk at September 07, 2018 07:08 PM (nFwvY)

297 So, see if I got this right considering the light sentence rendered. I see hellary getting sent to bed with not evening cocktail nor humajabber after writing 25 times 'I will not rape America'.

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2018 07:08 PM (zLDYs)

298 293. Heh. His wife took so much, he'd have been better off losing a kidney.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:08 PM (fA1SL)

299 We're all ham sandwiches now.


Isn't Papadopoulis the guy the DOJ arranged to invite to the UK so that an intermediary could approach him, some old academic wiffle-butt Russia expert, to prime him with information later used to incriminate him?

And then the "two degrees of separation" rule was invoked to unmask NSA data regarding members of the Trump campaign?

That guy?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at September 07, 2018 07:09 PM (tDXeA)

300 I hate the Beatles and all of the members and anything they did together or separately that some misguided folk call music. They suck. If their alleged music comes on my radio, I turn the damned thing off. I don't even take the time to change the station, just hear Beatles and boom! Radio off.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2018 07:09 PM (myjNJ)

301 290 Babylon Bee's take on Obama's address:

'Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity'
Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)

Y'know, if everyone just got on board the Trump Train, there would be unity.

Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (Izzlo)

302 GW, last couple tours he has been playing the Abbey Road medley

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (PUmDY)

303 I like Beetles. Beatles, not so much.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (md3fh)

304 Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 07:03 PM (fuK7c)

--Why would HF's hawtness need touching up?

Ah, the world of TV.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (e7oj4)

305
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2018 07:09 PM (myjNJ)
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Thoughts on Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Weasel at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (MVjcR)

306 Stones > Beatles

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

307 ''I hate the Beatles and all of the members and anything they did together or separately that some misguided folk call music. They suck. If their alleged music comes on my radio, I turn the damned thing off. I don't even take the time to change the station, just hear Beatles and boom! Radio off.''

Oh oh. Here we go.

Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (jm1YL)

308 Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2018 07:09 PM (myjNJ)



Sounds like you've had a hard day's night.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (lwiT4)

309 Hey Demotards, especially you, Wizard of Uhs, projection ain't just a river in Egypt!

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (e7oj4)

310 I like Beetles. Beatles, not so much.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (md3fh)


Scarabs: yes/no?

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (y87Qq)

311 Beatles > Styx

Posted by: Weasel at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (MVjcR)

312 Well, Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize and he can't sing his way out of a tissue paper sack. Maybe Ringo will win one next. Wouldn't surprise me any.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (md3fh)

313 Thoughts on Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Weasel

Just let it be.

Posted by: Dr Spank at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (4e+hS)

314 What a joke. Mueller has done a fine job proving there was no Russian collusion with the Trump campaign.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2018 06:53 PM (/tuJf)


Ain't that the truth.

Now Hillary, that's a different thing altogether.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (0QYMt)

315 If you go boozing in Shanghai, take zombie William Ewart Fairbairn with ya.

Posted by: Miklos, being helpful again at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (zCyNd)

316 Rev often uses Beatles lyrics to punctuate his sermons. Fool on the Hill. Nowhere Man. Makes me wish I could dance in church but they don't do that there.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (lwiT4)

317 Remember, in perfidious Albion, 14 days is what they give you for murder.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at September 07, 2018 07:05 PM (l3ZEl)

We wouldn't even think of it! The maximum punishment for murder is 3 days in Her Majesty's Prison with a one day suspended sentence, however, most people get paroled halfway through day one. We do give considerably longer sentences to Thought Criminals and Infidels though.

Posted by: Her Majesty's Ministry of Justice at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (QSdIk)

318 Styx > Nickleback

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (NLLmE)

319 Stones > Beatles
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:10 PM (fA1SL)

Beatles > Styx
Posted by: Weasel at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (MVjcR)


Styx & Stones > Bones

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (y87Qq)

320 Scarabs, dung, any kind of beetle is OK with me. They perform a useful function in nature, unlike a lot of people I could name but won't.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (md3fh)

321 RE: previous thread - Anything that helps you quit.

I ultimately had two blockages and had followed Dr.s orders concerning food intake, exercise, etc.. I was getting worse.

The only thing remaining was to quit smoking.
I did quit smoking.

I have had normal blood flow for the last ten years.

Please quit, that shit's no good.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (3r2w8)

322 290 Babylon Bee's take on Obama's address:

'Man Who Intentionally Divided Nation For Eight Years Calls For Unity'
Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:06 PM (lwiT4)


I daresay the Babylon Bee is not only funnier but edgier than the Onion.

Posted by: rickl at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (sdi6R)

323 Mueller wanted 6 months because george was not playing along. TS assholeevidence of some judicial sense in the 3rd branch

Posted by: TANJ at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (Wa5hI)

324 108 Mueller looks like an old, tired Basset Hound.... he really ought to be... put down.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (zyHGW)

325 Makes me wish I could dance in church but they don't do that there.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (lwiT4)
Be bold, grammie. You can bust a move and start a new trend.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (a0IVu)

326 315. * fistbump *
'The more closely a handgun approximates a submachine gun, the more suitable it is for combat.' - he know de wei

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (fA1SL)

327 Well, Bob Dylan won the Nobel Prize and he can't sing his way out of a tissue paper sack.


He did not win the Nobel for singing, he won it for literature.

Though I know that evening's empire has returned into sand
Vanished from my hand
Left me blindly here to stand but still not sleeping
My weariness amazes me, I'm branded on my feet
I have no one to meet
And the ancient empty street's too dead for dreaming



That's as good as T.S. Eliot and I'm a complete Eliot fanboi.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (fuK7c)

328 300 I hate the Beatles and all of the members and anything they did together or separately that some misguided folk call music. They suck. If their alleged music comes on my radio, I turn the damned thing off. I don't even take the time to change the station, just hear Beatles and boom! Radio off.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2018 07:09 PM (myjNJ)

anger issues?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)

329 Bob Dylan can't sing well, this is true. But I think the Nobel was for his poetry. His poetry just was set to music.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (lwiT4)

330 George, I must say I have never in my life met anyone so brilliant on global energy issues.

Here's $3,000. In return, how about you just jot down a few of your pearls of wisdom for me on your thinking on natural gas fields?

And don't you feel like you're under any obligation to me. I'm just thankful to count you as a new friend, as people who can confide in each other.

Posted by: Definitely not a US spy Stefan Halper at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (DuAZ5)

331 ''Stones > Beatles''

No way.

Beatles>Stones
Try to See it My Way

Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (jm1YL)

332 George, let me tell you tovarisch, you are a valuable person. One is completely understanding Donald Trump you make a top adviser.

Here, I offer you $30,000 a month. Nothing special to do, just be available to me during this time you are part of Trump and let me pick your amazing brain!

Posted by: Definitely not a US or Oligarch spy Sergei Millian at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (DuAZ5)

333 Mother and son in critical condition after being attacked by a giraffe.

-
Woman Mistakes Dynamite Stick For Candle, Suffers
'Extreme' Injuries...

https://cbsloc.al/2NXI3ju

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (+y/Ru)

334 Hey Georgie, here's $10,000. Put it in your suitcase, take it back home with you to America.

You richly deserve it, my friend. You are one brilliant boychik, and I can tell from just talking to you that it's money well spent.

Hey, we're gonna Make America Great Again, isn't that what you guys say? Heh heh.

Posted by: Definitely not a US or Israeli Spy Charles Tawil at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (DuAZ5)

335 >I hate the Beatles and all of the members and anything they did together or separately that some misguided folk call music. They suck. If their alleged music comes on my radio, I turn the damned thing off. I don't even take the time to change the station, just hear Beatles and boom! Radio off.

Jonah Goldberg lurks here?

Posted by: Pine Barrens at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (pFNVe)

336 Just saw that Allahpundit tweeted that he wanted no more televised or live SCOTS confirmation hearings. Proves that the shit show the democrats put on is hurting the democrat party and NeverTrumpers (BIRM).


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at September 07, 2018 07:03 PM (pw+jk)


That's what me and others were saying in response to all of those people who wanted it shut down. There was no way the Carnivale De Kavanaugh was going to help the Democrats.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 07, 2018 07:15 PM (0QYMt)

337 What if the Beatles had Mick Taylor? Hmmm...

Posted by: Burger Chef at September 07, 2018 07:15 PM (RuIsu)

338 Oh oh. Here we go.
Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2018 07:11 PM (jm1YL)

--LMAO

Samantha, or Jeannie?

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:15 PM (e7oj4)

339 325 Makes me wish I could dance in church but they don't do that there.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (lwiT4)

no roofs in your town?

Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 07:15 PM (nFwvY)

340 Be bold, grammie. You can bust a move and start a new trend.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (a0IVu)



Oh how I wish. One time I started to raise my hands. They got about waist-high. I thought I'd get tossed on the spot.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:15 PM (lwiT4)

341 Stones were a better rock band.

Beatles were a better pop band.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (e7oj4)

342 when is this FISA approval that bypassed the court going to bite him magisty's (44) butt? the only way to (legally) bypass the court (they did) is if the AG certifies the president wants this.

Posted by: TANJ at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (Wa5hI)

343 I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

Posted by: Freddy at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (t9AbU)

344 Bob Dylan can't sing well, this is true. But I think the Nobel was for his poetry. His poetry just was set to music.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (lwiT4)

Well, you know his original name was George Zimmerman.

Posted by: Miklos, being informative at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (zCyNd)

345 Mueller looks like an old, tired Basset Hound.

-
Deputy Dawg?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

346 anger issues?

Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)


Here?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza now Stocked and Open! at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (0QYMt)

347 What if the Beatles had Mick Taylor? Hmmm...


Hah. That is a new-to-me counterfactual.

Interesting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (fuK7c)

348 Thoughts on Yoko Ono?

Posted by: Weasel


I try very hard to NOT think about Yuko oh, no!

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (myjNJ)

349 anger issues?
Posted by: nurse ratched at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (d7Ww2)



Case o the Mondays.

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (NLLmE)

350 Play a guitar, sing, play a harmonica on a brace, everyone thinks you are a genius.

But, then, just tie 2 cymbals to your knees...

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (w7KSn)

351 341. True. But more importantly - the Beatles took casualties, whereas the Stones have a body-count. Advantage: Stones.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (fA1SL)

352 Stones were a better rock band.



Beatles were a better pop band.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (e7oj4)



That's probably true. Although George went more towards rock went he went out on his own.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:17 PM (lwiT4)

353 Mueller looks like an old, tired Basset Hound.

-
Deputy Dawg?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:16 PM (+y/Ru)

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (QSdIk)

354 Oh how I wish. One time I started to raise my hands. They got about waist-high. I thought I'd get tossed on the spot.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:15 PM (lwiT4)
My church is rather stodgy too. Once we had gospel music and there was some swaying and clapping along...I was thisclose to dancing in the aisle.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (a0IVu)

355 I know there is no Nobel Prize for music. But since when are song lyrics literature? Did T.S. Eliot twang on a git-box and wow the fans at the Royal Festival Hall? No, he worked at a bank. Interesting factoid: Eliot was born in St. Louis, MO.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (md3fh)

356 The Beatles problem was they couldn't rock out for shit.


They were strictly pop.

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (NLLmE)

357 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THIS IS A CHEAP JOKE.

Posted by: META-BEN ROETHLISBERGER


I can't afford to NOT steal it.

Posted by: Amy MenciaBERGER at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (FhXTo)

358 Posted by: Miklos, being informative


About that George thing...

Posted by: Robert Zimmerman of Hibbings at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (fuK7c)

359 And my brother's back at home
With his Beatles and his Stones
We never got if off on that revolution stuff
What a drag
Too many snags

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)

360 They played "Revolution" at the PDT rally last night. Always loved that song and the guitar distortion

Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (jm1YL)

361 The DC has narrowed down "anonymous" to four likely suspects. I am thinking Tucker will talk about this tonight.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (Y/1UV)

362 >>sn't Papadopoulis the guy the DOJ arranged to invite to the UK so that an intermediary could approach him, some old academic wiffle-butt Russia expert, to prime him with information later used to incriminate him?

>>And then the "two degrees of separation" rule was invoked to unmask NSA data regarding members of the Trump campaign?

>>That guy?

Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

363 I like big butts
I cannot lie
The other brothers can deny

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (NLLmE)

364 That's still 14 days in PMITA prison for the gangs to have their way with him.

Posted by: Hikaru at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (zZfD1)

365 The Beatles problem was they couldn't rock out for shit.


They were strictly pop.



So true.

Posted by: Helter Skelter at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (fuK7c)

366 354.
WE DO NOT ALLOW!

REMOVE PRAISE-SONG

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (fA1SL)

367 Wasn't ever a Stones fan, saw Keith and Ron at Knebworth, some drug bust on one of them and they had to play a concert proceeds to some charity if I remember right.

Posted by: Skip at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (T4oHT)

368 Styx > Nickleback

Posted by: eleven at September 07, 2018 07:13 PM (NLLmE)
...........

Nickleback > PCmatic Band

Posted by: wth at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (HgMAr)

369 My church is rather stodgy too. Once we had gospel
music and there was some swaying and clapping along...I was thisclose to
dancing in the aisle.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (a0IVu)



The Psalms tell us to sing and to clap and to dance. I am making no headway in Lutheran-land, explaining this Biblical truth. Sad.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (lwiT4)

370 I like this Fitzgerald guy on FNC right now.

I hope The Donald finds this asstard and shitcans him.

Posted by: logprof at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (e7oj4)

371 325 Makes me wish I could dance in church but they don't do that there.


Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:12 PM (lwiT4)
Be bold, grammie. You can bust a move and start a new trend.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:14 PM (a0IVu)

...

There was an incident last year AT MY CHURCH where some lady went in the wimmins room and took off all her clothes and was leaping about.

You could do that.

I won't ruin the ending for you.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (CnulY)

372 "Hey Georgie, here's $10,000. Put it in your suitcase, take it back home with you to America."



Sam Spade: Ten thousand? We were talking about a lot more money than this.

Kasper Gutman: Yes, sir, we were, but this is genuine coin of the realm. With a dollar of this, you can buy ten dollars of talk.

Posted by: Miklos, quoting verbatim at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (zCyNd)

373 Douse him in Val-U-Rite and throw him in the drunk tank for #twoweeks. It's justice!

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (md3fh)

374 "The Psalms tell us to sing and to clap and to dance. I am making no headway in Lutheran-land, explaining this Biblical truth. Sad."

Write it in Jello salad.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2018 07:21 PM (Y/1UV)

375 That's still 14 days in PMITA prison for the gangs to have their way with him.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (zZfD1)


Jail, not prison. I've never heard of a jurisdiction where prison lasts less than a year. Two weeks is jail.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2018 07:21 PM (y87Qq)

376 Zippers the one man band>Beatles

Posted by: Under Fire at September 07, 2018 07:21 PM (r9UYA)

377 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF? at September 07, 2018 07:21 PM (T71PA)

378 I know there is no Nobel Prize for music. But since when are song lyrics literature?

-
And the guy who wrote all those man from Nantucket poems was never even considered.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at September 07, 2018 07:21 PM (+y/Ru)

379 >>That's still 14 days in PMITA prison for the gangs to have their way with him.

He'll be going to a white collar country club if he goes at all. His biggest worry is a hangnail.

Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (/tuJf)

380 That's still 14 days in PMITA prison for the gangs to have their way with him.
Posted by: Hikaru at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (zZfD1)


Naw. White collar, process crime.

Two-week vacation at Club Fed.

Posted by: filbert at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (953wK)

381 There was an incident last year AT MY CHURCH where
some lady went in the wimmins room and took off all her clothes and was
leaping about.



You could do that.



I won't ruin the ending for you.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (CnulY)
Was she leaping around naked in the ladies room or in the aisles?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (a0IVu)

382 372. What about the gunsel? Look at him - he's made to order for the part.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

383 Does the church have a pole? Just wondering. Dancers like poles. I have been told that but have no evidence it is true. It must be a process thingy.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (md3fh)

384 There was an incident last year AT MY CHURCH where some lady went in the
wimmins room and took off all her clothes and was leaping about.



You could do that.



Yes. Yes I could......

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (lwiT4)

385 I told a friend who loves everything about John Lennon, and wanted sing for our band, that she could be our Yoko.

she thought it was a compliment and readily agreed.

Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (nFwvY)

386 Gotta be pictures or it never happened.

Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:23 PM (md3fh)

387


Where's the flaming cuck skull?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at September 07, 2018 07:23 PM (okDvZ)

388 The process is the punishment.

I don't think Trump should have ever let it have got this far. Just should have fired Sessions/Mueller/Rosenstein, let the press scream bloody murder for a week and the American public would have moved on.

if Democrats promised impeachment, it would be a boon for the GOP in Congress.

Innocent people are getting their lives ruined.

Posted by: Maritime at September 07, 2018 07:23 PM (UfkIY)

389 Does the church have a pole? Just wondering.
Posted by: Ruthless at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (md3fh)


I don't think grammie would know, the Poles would all be in a Catholic church.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2018 07:23 PM (y87Qq)

390 Early Stones good. Later Stones not so good.

Posted by: Tuna at September 07, 2018 07:23 PM (jm1YL)

391 "There was an incident last year AT MY CHURCH where some lady went in the
wimmins room and took off all her clothes and was leaping about. "

Sounds more like my Wall Street Office circa 1985.

Posted by: Marcus T at September 07, 2018 07:24 PM (Y/1UV)

392 365 The Beatles problem was they couldn't rock out for shit.


They were strictly pop.


So true.
Posted by: Helter Skelter at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (fuK7c)


Ja.

Posted by: The drunken fans in Hamburg at September 07, 2018 07:24 PM (sdi6R)

393 Nood open

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 07, 2018 07:24 PM (I16G8)

394 What about the gunsel? Look at him - he's made to order for the part.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (fA1SL)

Carter Page? He'll do.

Posted by: Miklos, quoting himself at September 07, 2018 07:24 PM (zCyNd)

395 I know that when I say this
I may be stepping on pins and needles (ho ho whoa)
But I don't like all these people slagging her for breaking up the Beatles
(Don't blame it on Yokey)
I mean if I was John and you were Yoko I would gladly give up musical genius
Just to have you as my very own personal Venus

Posted by: Barenaked Ladies at September 07, 2018 07:24 PM (fuK7c)

396 >>>Thoughts on Yoko Ono?
<<<


Her still-lifes are nowhere near as dynamic as her dalliances in the performing arts.

Posted by: Fritz at September 07, 2018 07:24 PM (ANJe6)

397 That's still 14 days in PMITA prison for the gangs to have their way with him.

That won't happen. It's jail, not prison . Not saying jail isn't a scary place but I doubt they will have him a big cage with drug dealers and murderers.

Posted by: Jewells45 at September 07, 2018 07:25 PM (dUJdY)

398 Ya haven't lived til you've seen Uncle Palp, deep in his cups, doing karaoke of 'Miss You' and 'Sympathy for the Devil'.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 07, 2018 07:25 PM (fA1SL)

399 I don't think grammie would know, the Poles would all be in a Catholic church.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 07, 2018 07:23 PM (y87Qq)



Ya we got 80 year old Lutheran German ladies. They barely move their lips. I don't see dancing in their future.

I gotta get outta this place. If it's the last thing I ever do.

Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:25 PM (lwiT4)

400 369 My church is rather stodgy too. Once we had gospel
music and there was some swaying and clapping along...I was thisclose to
dancing in the aisle.


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:18 PM (a0IVu)



The Psalms tell us to sing and to clap and to dance. I am making no headway in Lutheran-land, explaining this Biblical truth. Sad.
Posted by: grammie winger at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (lwiT4)

...

I have a theory about this.

People oppose it because they suck at dancing.

We get taught, by experience, how to sing in church. And some people get training on instruments.

So we're fine with singing and instruments, except for the Church of Christ, Lord love 'em.

I think people are just wrechedly uncomfortable (at some churches) with the idea of dancing because when people do dance in church, they're bad at it. Yeah, i'm talking about white folks exclusively here. We really don't have the category of "church dancing" as something that's taught, unless it's the leaping and spinning with flags, or impromptu whatever I learned in ballet as a kid moderated by the effects of age.

There is "dancing" in my church, and I'm glad for the freedom, but it's not anything where if someone came to visit they'd say "boy, I want to learn to do what they're doing".

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 07:25 PM (CnulY)

401 Babylon Bee: "Ben Shapiro Responds To Question So Rapidly That Audience Members Start Bidding":

https://tinyurl.com/y7me3y5n

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at September 07, 2018 07:26 PM (kQs4Y)

402 Weasel: "Thoughts on Yoko Ono?"

I'm thinking the less thinking about Yoko Ono, the better.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 07, 2018 07:26 PM (6eEQ+)

403 The funny thing about the Beatles vs. the Stones was that the Beatles came from a working class background and became a polished pop band, while the Stones came from a middle class background and created a bad-boy image.

Posted by: rickl at September 07, 2018 07:27 PM (sdi6R)

404 I won't ruin the ending for you.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 07:20 PM (CnulY)
Was she leaping around naked in the ladies room or in the aisles?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (a0IVu)

...

in the ladies room.

I think relatively few people in the church actually know about it as a result. Which is good.

Posted by: TexasDan at September 07, 2018 07:27 PM (CnulY)

405 Ben Shapiro Responds To Question So Rapidly That Audience Members Start Bidding

Ha! He's going to talk so fast one day that he finishes his sentences before he starts them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at September 07, 2018 07:28 PM (6eEQ+)

406 Seems like the sentence was reduced if he'd say something nasty about the President.



At least, that's how I'm taking it.

Posted by: Axeman at September 07, 2018 06:19 PM (vDqXW)

The most he said (or his lawyer said) about Trump, was that Paps lied to protect his job prospects in the Trump administration and to "preserve a perhaps misguided loyalty to his master".


He got a laughable sentence (that has likely been satisfied with time served) because the charges were even more laughable.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at September 07, 2018 07:28 PM (FTXAT)

407 Beatles vs Stones arguments? Let's combine some Horde-wars and just get it over with.

How would the Civil War Between The States played out if the Beatles, armed with crossbows, were on the Union side, and the Stones, armed with longbows, were on the Confederacy?

Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2018 07:28 PM (Izzlo)

408 407 Beatles vs Stones arguments? Let's combine some Horde-wars and just get it over with.

How would the Civil War Between The States played out if the Beatles, armed with crossbows, were on the Union side, and the Stones, armed with longbows, were on the Confederacy?
Posted by: josephistan at September 07, 2018 07:28 PM (Izzlo)


Hoo boy. The banhammer's gonna fly in that thread.

Posted by: rickl at September 07, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

409 >>sn't Papadopoulis the guy the DOJ arranged to invite to the UK so that an intermediary could approach him, some old academic wiffle-butt Russia expert, to prime him with information later used to incriminate him?

>>And then the "two degrees of separation" rule was invoked to unmask NSA data regarding members of the Trump campaign?

>>That guy?

Yes.
Posted by: JackStraw at September 07, 2018 07:19 PM (/tuJf)

----------------

The only way Sessions will be able to redeem himself in my eyes is when all the people involved in this setup are indicted.

By conveniently recusing himself he practically accursed all the co-conspirators a free ride but the guy they set up gets jail time. It may be Department of something but definitely not Justice.

Posted by: Decaf at September 07, 2018 07:31 PM (KN1xl)

410 Sir George Martin.


drops mike.......

Posted by: Eromero at September 07, 2018 07:33 PM (zLDYs)

411 Mueller looks like an old, tired Basset Hound.



Except old tired basset hounds have a sense of character about them.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2018 07:38 PM (3r2w8)

412 On this particular one I would strongly suggest a Troll Master move....Pardon him...and make a big big deal about it. That Misfud guy needs to see some daylight.

Posted by: Orson at September 07, 2018 07:39 PM (NbQaF)

413 Well...

OK.

Posted by: Braenyard at September 07, 2018 07:39 PM (3r2w8)

414 Guess he shouldn't by Nelly Oh's ham radio and talk to Russians on it

Posted by: Plp at September 07, 2018 07:41 PM (zgX3V)

415 "So parole in 4 days?

He actually already served 2 days in jail so 12 days
Posted by: It's me donna at September 07, 2018 06:25 PM (O2RFr)"

---------------

Not if he succumbs to Jake Tapper's charms.

Posted by: Decaf at September 07, 2018 07:44 PM (KN1xl)

416 suppose papadopolous's wife will wait for him while he is in the slammer?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 07, 2018 07:46 PM (MTjB1)

417 so does he get conjugal visits?

Posted by: yankeefifth at September 07, 2018 07:48 PM (MTjB1)

418 I won't ruin the ending for you.
--------
She's the new Head Usher?

Posted by: andycanuck at September 07, 2018 07:48 PM (Evws/)

419 Saturday NYT:

PAPADOPOLOUS TO SERVE JAIL TIME!!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at September 07, 2018 07:49 PM (zyHGW)

420 suppose papadopolous's wife will wait for him while he is in the slammer?
Posted by: yankeefifth at September 07, 2018 07:46 PM (MTjB1)


Probably; it will boost Papa-dop's "bad boy" image and nothing says sooper cereal criminal like 14 days in the slammer.

What a bad joke. Mueller should be, but sadly isn't, ashamed of himself and his team.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at September 07, 2018 07:51 PM (5Yee7)

421 I told a friend who loves everything about John Lennon, and wanted sing for our band, that she could be our Yoko.

she thought it was a compliment and readily agreed.
Posted by: x at September 07, 2018 07:22 PM (nFwvY)

That should have been the moment you backed up slowly, kept eye contact with her in case she chased you, and when you reached the door, ran like hell. I'm sure the Witness Relocation Service would understand your need to disappear.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 07, 2018 07:58 PM (9BLnV)

422 If it can be shown the 302s were altered, might as well throw every Federal case out.

Posted by: MAGA at September 07, 2018 08:12 PM (8I1xD)

423 I'm still waiting on the results of Jill Stein's recount......

Posted by: Major1 at September 07, 2018 08:17 PM (5I3Jd)

424 So the only crime he committed was generated as a result of the investigation itself?

Posted by: Khan McCain at September 07, 2018 08:18 PM (ABH6n)

425 Their goal is not to squeeze him, but rather say that a Trump Administration official is in prison while Trump is in office.

Posted by: dferg at September 07, 2018 08:20 PM (RC8yT)

426 Solitary confinement. But only ended up getting 14 days. Nothing odd about that.

Posted by: hepcat at September 07, 2018 08:53 PM (5b+Sr)

427 That's almost two weeks!

Posted by: hepcat at September 07, 2018 08:54 PM (5b+Sr)

428 Shaking it off here, boss.

Posted by: Nom de Blog at September 07, 2018 08:58 PM (wFDuq)

429 Just so you know, the word "cuck" is extremely racist.

"Cuck" was invented by White Nationalists to smear good conservatives and NORMAL Republicans, by linking them with pornography of black men having relations with white female wives while their helpless husbands watched (I don't judge these videos, I don't want these videos, but as my Rabbi says, "Who are we to judge?")

Using "cuck" is no different than using the N-word.

As a Jew, I had all my grandparents murdered by SCAPEGOATING and hate.

As a true conservative, I reject the word "cuck"... I reject racism... and I reject Drumpf.

Posted by: Jewish Republican at September 07, 2018 09:26 PM (KUQPT)

430 Misfud is Brennan's boy. Or Steele's. Same thing. He's a Russian Super-Spy just like Carter Page. That is, he's not.

We spent $28 million dollars on this complete fraud, the moral equivalent of an overdue book fine. That wasn't really even overdue.

What a crock of shit.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at September 07, 2018 09:42 PM (Ndje9)

431 429. This is some sort of sarcasm or feigned ignorance, correct? Cuckold has been a term for centuries. It certainly doesn't need to involve jews or black men to be valid.

Posted by: Nobody in particular at September 07, 2018 10:37 PM (8zK8n)

432 As a true conservative, I reject the word "cuck"... I reject racism... and I reject Drumpf.



Of course you do, bless your heart.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at September 08, 2018 01:48 AM (yQpMk)

433 Fourteen days without having to look at Mueller's dog face. Not so bad.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 08, 2018 03:09 AM (HLTe8)

434 "Cuckold," a word around for centuries describing a man whose wife is cheating on him, sounded so cool to uneducated ears that I see it's become a phenomena, something like the word "FUC*" amuses four year olds who want to shock their mommies.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Witch at September 08, 2018 03:12 AM (HLTe8)

435 imagine if we prosecuted israeli spies lmao
we'd need like 30 special elections

Posted by: dw at September 08, 2018 06:49 AM (stPAM)

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