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Gerroldized ONT

Not the morning report.jpg

David Gerrold is the guy who wrote the Star Trek episode The Trouble With Tribbles. Then he re-wrote it for the animated series, wrote a bunch of books about writing it and in the 80s sold a script to The Real Ghostbusters where Slimer broke up into thousands of little slimers. DS9 did a tribbles episode, and he current has an episode of the fan produced Phase II in post production that deals with an Enterprise crew member splitting into many versions of himself called The Protracted Man. Seems he keeps revisiting the same general plot over and over again, changing a few details, and making bank. It's quite a concept. Could it be...

....that I'll just repost last night's ONT?

No, no it couldn't. It's a dumb question, never happens. Forget I asked. What you also won't get is one of my normal posts. I wrote a Morning Report earlier this week that used up a bunch of my ONT material for the daywalkers. Why should they get to enjoy the links and you nightsiders be left in the cold? I collected them for y'all after all. I've also got a time conflict with writing an ONT, so I can give y'all a dozen links to interesting articles and news reports that were wasted on the AoS blue bloods this week. Here goes nuthin'.

Socialism

Given all the suffering it has caused, is socialism a hate crime?

Watch: North Carolina Socialists Chant, Celebrating Death Of John McCain

If you really want an effective counter to all of the idiots running around crying for Socialism, there's no better place to go than the Twitter feed of @RexValllachorum. An expat Romanian, he grew up in socialist Romania before emigrating to the US. He has an ongoing series of tweetstorms about what life in a Marxist country is really like, and every one of them is gold.

A Wonderful Socialist Life - Part I
A Wonderful Socialist Life - Part II: Socialism and the 1%
A Wonderful Socialist Life - Part III: Socialist Healthcare
A Wonderful Socialist Life - Part IV: Socialist Military Life
A Wonderful Socialist Life - Part V: Socialist Planned Economy
A Wonderful Socialist Life - Part VI: The People's House and the people housing

Read them all. Wonderful stuff, straight from the horse's mouth.


Politics

Big fish in little ponds:

Victor David Hanson came up with what he calls "The Bloomberg Syndrome"

It is a human trait to focus on cheap and lofty rhetoric rather than costly, earthy reality. It is a bureaucratic characteristic to rail against the trifling misdemeanor rather than address the often-dangerous felony. And it is political habit to mask one's own failures by lecturing others on their supposed shortcomings. Ambitious elected officials often manage to do all three.

The result in these hard times is that our elected sheriffs, mayors, and governors are loudly weighing in on national and global challenges that are quite often out of their own jurisdiction, while ignoring or failing to solve the very problems that they were elected to address.

Quite simply, the next time your elected local or state official holds a press conference about global warming, the Middle East, or the national political climate, expect to experience poor county law enforcement, bad municipal services, or regional insolvency.

That comes from the following article (from 2013)

The Bloomberg Syndrome Strikes Philadelphia

So, do we have any examples of The Bloomberg Syndrome in the news today? Well, here's one.

Plastic Straw Myths

Contrast that with the politically inconvenient facts:

How to Solve the Plastic Crisis: Just eight countries are responsible for most ocean plastic.

A few more political links:

GOP Rep. Duncan Hunter up by 8 points despite indictment
No, adding a few more Republicans to the Senate will not change the equation


PETA Attacks!

PETA put up a billboard urging Baltimore to stop eating crabs. It didn't exactly go over well.


Baltimore Strikes Back!



Jimmy's is good, real good, but they don't even make the best crabcake in Baltimore (that would be Pappas). Their 7 lb seafood sandwich is a marvel to behold, however, and they're not taking PETA's BS sitting down. Check their Twitter feed for more.

Someone also improved the original billboard:

Crabs.jpg

Added by request: The 7lb seafood sandwich:




More Twitter News:

Someone Threatens To Murder Dana Loesch’s Children. Twitter Yawns.

But please, tell me again how conservatives aren't being treated at second class citizens on social media. Ace had a post earlier today about something similar happening to Meghan McCain.


Bias in Media

I hope none of you blinked, because if you did, you would have missed the fleeting coverage the MSM gave to the compound of Muslims training children to conduct terrorists attacks found in Arizona a week or so ago. This is CNN's take:

In New Mexico, where life off the grid is common, compound suspects struggled

Poor widdle terrorists, finding it so hard to live without modern amenities. What were they up to, you ask?

Two linked to 'extremist Muslim' New Mexico compound wanted to attack hospital, prosecutors say

Miscellaneous Stuff

Suds for Drugs Why Tide detergent is a hot item for shoplifters

Sexually frustrated dolphin named Zafar terrorises (sic) tourists on French beach

A Jolt To The Jugular! You’re Insured But Still Owe $109K For Your Heart Attack

UN: Decisive action needed to ban killer robots - before it’s too late

And I think that's it for me, folks. Don't worry, I'll back next week with an all new ONT, but for now, you gets what you gets.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by Ned Ryerson:


Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 Ahoy!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 09:55 PM (kQs4Y)

2 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

3 th

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 09:56 PM (c1nDO)

4 Gerrold wrote The Protracted Man back in the 70's, I believe. Man, he recycled stories like I recycled high school essays.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 09:57 PM (kQs4Y)

5 Foiled!

Good evening all!

Off to read content. Thanks WD!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 09:57 PM (c1nDO)

6 I think I'll take off my coat, put up my feet, and stay a while...


The next time you're up, fetch me another beer!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 09:58 PM (e9G8E)

7
Gerrold wrote The Protracted Man back in the 70's, I believe. Man, he recycled stories like I recycled high school essays.

He pitched the concept to TOS back in 1967.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2018 10:00 PM (hDpEf)

8 apparently, the script was born pregnant.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at August 31, 2018 10:00 PM (LWu6U)

9 Heh, In Search Of . . . tonight is about mind control.

Hi, Fake News!!!

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:01 PM (e7oj4)

10 It's Friday before a long weekend. You've been doing a heckuva job all week. I don't blame you for the repeats.

We'll take what you give us, and like it, because it's not like we're trying to think up an ONT and post it every night.

Have a great weekend MisHum.

Posted by: moki at August 31, 2018 10:01 PM (mFoNl)

11 Moki....it's dave not MH

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 10:02 PM (c1nDO)

12 Oops.

Shows I didn't read the content. Weird Dave. Nicely done. Everything I said before applies to you too.

(Wipes brow, and hopes WD doesn't get too upset.)

Posted by: moki at August 31, 2018 10:02 PM (mFoNl)

13 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S THE OTN!

Posted by: BEN ROTHENLIESENBURGER at August 31, 2018 10:02 PM (UFyv9)

14 also, I have heard that CNN has some openings for fluffers.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:03 PM (UFyv9)

15 It's deja vu all over again.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2018 10:03 PM (jDF8P)

16 China going to release Hillary's missing emails?

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2018 10:03 PM (LueOi)

17 No link to a picture of the 7lb seafood sandwich?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:03 PM (F+dpa)

18 I wrote an essay on Mrs Frisby and the Rats Of Nimh four times. 3rd grade, 5th, 7th, and IVth Form [9th]. Got a B on it each time.

In Lower VIth, I was in maths and physics courses, so couldn't really get an opportunity to let the mice run around that one more time.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:04 PM (N1ZXu)

19 g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2018 10:04 PM (KCxzN)

20 It's Friday before a long weekend. You've been doing a heckuva job all week. I don't blame you for the repeats.



We'll take what you give us, and like it, because it's not like we're trying to think up an ONT and post it every night.



Have a great weekend MisHum.

*Mutter mutter mumble mumble*
SMDH.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2018 10:05 PM (hDpEf)

21 Hiya

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2018 10:05 PM (qzF+F)

22 I'm a content reading machine. JKLOL. I've read stuff on coffee time. I laughed heartily about the crab shack.

Also, yes... socialism is hate speech. It washed itself in my family's blood to unsuccessfully scrub it's hatred off, only to find it needed more blood to scrub off the old dried blood.

Thanks for the ONT, Dave!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 10:05 PM (5aX2M)

23 Ya know, WeirdDave, we might be more inclined to forgive your Flirtatious Behavior with the Daywalkers if you'd take off the ascot, stop holding your pinkie out while you sip on that chamomile tea, and nibble on those cucumber sandwiches.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (DMUuz)

24 So it's a long weekend. Big friggin' deal.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

25 ... I'd read a MAD Magazine parody on "rewriting your way to a PhD" in the fourth grade (roughly). So I made it a tradition to write an essay on this kid's book every two years, basically to see if I could still do it and get a decent grade.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (N1ZXu)

26 I like the top pic. Really nice.

Also why is that lobster wearing that costume thing? It's not fooling anybody. I can see your claws, buddy.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (y87Qq)

27 NED!! RYERSON!! Needle-nosed NED. NED the Head! Case Wester High?

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (C1NyB)

28 Only two more days of the McCain saga and he can rest in peace. Or, at least be ignored.
There's a new movie coming out about Neil Armstrong. He's portrayed as not very patriotic, Navy flyer and test pilot, flew the X-15. And, they've left out the planting of the American flag on the moon because it wasn't an American achievement but a human one.
Thanks Hollywood, another movie to not waste my money on.

Posted by: Winston at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (wgCUV)

29 Go Utah State. lol.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (F+dpa)

30 In Wisconsin, they put brandy in Old Fashioneds. Yuck

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (PUmDY)

31 Americas Top 40!

Posted by: Guy Who Says Americas Top 40! at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (P26WD)

32 Just awakened from my slumber.

Naps are underrated.

Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (9rIkM)

33 So if animals kill and then eat each other, does PETA hate them too?

Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (qlTN9)

34 I read "The Great Gatsby and the Goblet of Fire". I never figured out why Daisy and Hermione didn't like each other.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (UFyv9)

35 If you ever go browsing through the episode notes at memory alpha you'll find that there are actually quite a few episodes that are actually adaptations of other sci fi stories changed up to work in Star Trek.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (64PJb)

36 So if animals kill and then eat each other, does PETA hate them too?
Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (qlTN9)


That's why they kill so many of them.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:08 PM (y87Qq)

37 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2018 10:08 PM (kb/by)

38 How long before Hawaiian judge reverses Trumps federal employee no raise decision?

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2018 10:09 PM (LueOi)

39 I love when leftists whine and try to claim, "real socialism hasn't been tried yet!"

I reply, if Marx, Lenin & Stalin couldn't get it right, it can't be done.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2018 10:09 PM (/B6Iw)

40 So if animals kill and then eat each other, does PETA hate them too?

Posted by: PJ at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM



Food that eats my other food?


I'm not sure how I feel about that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)

41 Are the crab cake people mocking and trolling Oprah and Stedman because it sure seems that way.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:10 PM (F+dpa)

42 Socialism's public face: can't we all get along?
Socialism's real face: eat the rich, gimme gimme gimme

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:10 PM (UFyv9)

43 Food that eats my other food?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 10:09 PM (e9G8E)


Not if I eat it first.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:10 PM (y87Qq)

44 I believe Tom servo should share his story from the previous thread here for the ONT to enjoy as well.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:10 PM (64PJb)

45 It's Deja Vue all over again.

Reruns!

Posted by: ALH at August 31, 2018 10:11 PM (6Zmow)

46 unsubstantiated assertions
--

You mean you are not supposed to do that?
How do you substantiate an assertion?

Acceleration due to gravity is 32 feet per second per second. If you have a tall building and a stopwatch I can show you how it works. I realize it will only be anecdotal evidence so we will have to repeat the experiment several times. Who do you want to throw off the roof first?

I never realized one could be arrested for an unsubstantiated assertion.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 10:11 PM (I9Sw7)

47 Unless there are firm boobs involved it gets boring.

Posted by: colfax mingo at August 31, 2018 10:11 PM (tCvhJ)

48 It is a great story.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:11 PM (PUmDY)

49 #28 They focus on the critical involvement of the 57 muslim nations in the development of the Saturn V.

Posted by: B+rry McFuckstick at August 31, 2018 10:11 PM (LueOi)

50 Yeah, I was really looking forward to seeing First Man until I heard Gosling and the director pontifimicatin' on the moon landing being a human achievement and not (solely) an American one. No scene of Armstrong planting the flag, one of the most iconic images in the history of everything, and kind of representative of THE MISSION ITSELF?

I do hope they allowed the flag to be displayed on their moon suits at least.

Maybe they did this so as to not piss off the Chinese market.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 10:12 PM (kQs4Y)

51 Come On.

Victor David Hanson just breezed through a trailer park and jotted down some notes. It's not exactly a keen insight.

And by "trailer park" ... I mean every cul-de-sac and subdivision and posh neighborhood and all the other instances where people choose to live together and then lament that they did.

Straight up ... VDH hadn't seen shit that's all that new. No shit, sherlock.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 10:12 PM (fiGNd)

52 cheesecake alert

more Amy Schumer bikini pic available

Posted by: torabora at August 31, 2018 10:12 PM (LueOi)

53 Ryan Gosling, playing Armstrong, is Canadian. And unlike the Canadian morons or, for that matter, immigrants here like myself, Gosling is very keen to let us know how the moon landing was a World Accomplishment.

Gosling just assured himself a spot on my list of Actors Whose Movies I Won`t Pay For, Ever.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:12 PM (N1ZXu)

54 Hunt? You mean like with torches and pitchforks or something?

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Wicked Witch of Chappaqua at August 31, 2018 10:13 PM (ANJe6)

55 Oh good, they're gonna discuss that weird-ass sonic mind-fuck that happened in Cuba to U.S. citizens.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:13 PM (e7oj4)

56 Maybe they did this so as to not piss off the Chinese market.

Or maybe Gosling is just a cocksucker along with the rest of the production staff.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:13 PM (N1ZXu)

57 35 If you ever go browsing through the episode notes at memory alpha you'll find that there are actually quite a few episodes that are actually adaptations of other sci fi stories changed up to work in Star Trek.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:07 PM (64PJb)
---
"Amok Time" is actually a reworking of Lady Chatterly's Lover".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (kQs4Y)

58 So it's a long weekend. Big friggin' deal.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 10:06

LMAO, that's my friend Isomniac! Hey, give me call sometime.

I think I've called you few times when I was feeling good. Now it's your turn.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (yJ1e6)

59 I love when leftists whine and try to claim, "real socialism hasn't been tried yet!"

I reply, if Marx, Lenin & Stalin couldn't get it right, it can't be done.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2018 10:09 PM (/B6Iw)

To be fair, socialism has always failed previously because it was never done with elite Ivy League graduates with degrees in gender studies running every aspect of the government!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (gsRPK)

60 I'm calling upset tomorrow of Appalachia State over Penn State. Appy State is way better year after year than porple outside of the South give them credit for.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (F+dpa)

61 Maybe they did this so as to not piss off the Chinese market.

Or....they could place a plate of moo-goo-gai-pan next to the flag to placate the Chinamen.

Posted by: JT at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (qzF+F)

62 A world accomplishment? The USA paid for it and did it. Remember it was a SPACE RACE and we won. Suck it, pretty boy.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (+Tibp)

63 Socialism's public face: can't we all get along?
Socialism's real face: eat the rich, gimme gimme gimme
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken


Socialism's realist face: I'm rich. F U. Pew pew pew!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2018 10:15 PM (/B6Iw)

64 Gosling. That's the actor playing Armstrong. I've never knowingly seen him in any movie and wouldn't know him if I stepped on him in the gutter.
I just caught this today and knew it was going to be more useless crap so wrote it off immediately.

Posted by: Winston at August 31, 2018 10:15 PM (wgCUV)

65 Maybe they did this so as to not piss off the Chinese market.

Canadian actor, Canadian director, Canadian inferiority complex.
When I remake the movie the astronauts will take the Stanley Cup to the moon with them and leave it up there. It's not like the Canadians need it any more.

Posted by: tu3031 at August 31, 2018 10:16 PM (jDF8P)

66 50 Yeah, I was really looking forward to seeing First Man until I heard Gosling and the director pontifimicatin' on the moon landing being a human achievement and not (solely) an American one. No scene of Armstrong planting the flag, one of the most iconic images in the history of everything, and kind of representative of THE MISSION ITSELF?

I do hope they allowed the flag to be displayed on their moon suits at least.

Maybe they did this so as to not piss off the Chinese market.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at


It is really stupid and shows that it is actually blatant anti Americanism wrapped up in a lie byou have your human achievement moment already. Neil line stepping onto the moon. It's blatant and direct and for all humanity. They just are so deranged they don't want to credit America.


Want to bet that if their dumb movie was released in 2014 when their godking was soiling the White House that they would have include the American flag?

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:16 PM (64PJb)

67 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:12 PM (N1ZXu)

I won't even bootleg a Gosling flick after this!

Posted by: Hrothgar at August 31, 2018 10:16 PM (gsRPK)

68 #28 They focus on the critical involvement of the 57 muslim nations in the development of the Saturn V.

Posted by: B+rry McFuckstick at August 31, 2018 10:11 PM



ROPers on the Saturn V project?! I thought they were all still pissed at us for defiling their sacred planet...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 10:17 PM (e9G8E)

69 'The Protracted Man' is an original series episode Gerrold proposed to the producers before/along with the Tribbles episode.

They didn't choose that one because the heavy effects would have been too costly.

Posted by: The NYT at August 31, 2018 10:18 PM (oVJmc)

70 Can we get that sammich, pleeZ?!

Posted by: Cheribebe at August 31, 2018 10:18 PM (DAdSz)

71 They just are so deranged they don't want to credit America.
Posted by: Buzzion

If they credit the America of that time, then they have to credit the Morons of this time. Same thing. They can't do that.

Posted by: Blutarski at August 31, 2018 10:18 PM (+Tibp)

72 Willowed from the last thread:
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 09:56 PM (V2Yro)



Holy shit.



Holy shit.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:00 PM (y87Qq)

Ditto.

Holy shit, Batman.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (8iiMU)
**********************************
Wow! That is one crazy soap opera.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2018 10:18 PM (hECVl)

73 A giant leap for ciskind.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:19 PM (PUmDY)

74 I'm calling upset tomorrow of Appalachia State over Penn State. Appy State is way better year after year than porple outside of the South give them credit for.
Posted by: your neighbor
-----------

Yeah...turns out, those guys don't take prisoners.

Posted by: Michigan at August 31, 2018 10:20 PM (CDGwz)

75
Congress is spending more money every year, money we don't have, and the Republicans are doing nothing to stop it. (Unsubstantiated assertion.)

I didn't see any evidence; no footnotes, no links to either of the two government budget offices - the congressional one, or the Executive Office of Management and Budget.



this is my shocked face

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 10:20 PM (I9Sw7)

76 re 52: that's not cheesecake, that's fat cake.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:20 PM (UFyv9)

77 They`ll need soap after all that holy shit.

What were they even talking about?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:20 PM (N1ZXu)

78
Have a great weekend MisHum.
*Mutter mutter mumble mumble*
SMDH.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 31, 2018 10:05 PM (hDpEf)

Hey! I apologized!!!! What do I have to do, bake cookies, send you booze?

Posted by: moki at August 31, 2018 10:21 PM (mFoNl)

79 What were they even talking about?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:20 PM (N1ZXu)


http://acecomments.mu.nu/?blog=86&post=376859#c29384821

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:21 PM (y87Qq)

80 Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 09:56 PM (V2Yro)


I read that. Its an Ancient Aliens/Law & Order mashup?

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2018 10:21 PM (pY+s4)

81 also, I have heard that CNN has some openings for fluffers.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:03 PM (UFyv9)


They have Don Lemon already. Do they need more fluffers?

Posted by: RickZ at August 31, 2018 10:21 PM (8lsuS)

82 Hi moki!

I`ll bring booze if you bake the cookies.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:21 PM (N1ZXu)

83 cheesecake alert

more Amy Schumer bikini pic available

Posted by: torabora


Cheesecake ought not be made from Limburger.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2018 10:22 PM (P1f+c)

84 Good evening , Horde! Labor Day Weekend! Parties parties parties! I'm resting up!

Posted by: Ladyl at August 31, 2018 10:22 PM (TdMsT)

85 Stalin was history's greatest monster, but I hate Lenin more, because he made Stalin possible. I don't care about his final wishes after his long struggle from being shot.

Trotsky would've been the same. I'm glad Der he got his skull busted with an ice-axe, and fuck his wife and his ugly-ass unibrowed girlfriend, too.

I wish Mercader had hammered both of them, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 10:23 PM (5aX2M)

86 83 cheesecake alert

more Amy Schumer bikini pic available

Posted by: torabora

Cheesecake ought not be made from Limburger.
Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2018 10:22


Limburger and cottage cheese to be precise.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:23 PM (64PJb)

87 I actually like Gosling a lot (Blade Runner 2049, The Nice Guys, etc.) but I made the mistake of reading what an actor said.

Eh, I'll probably see it. I read the book and they can't take that away from me.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 10:23 PM (kQs4Y)

88 I think I've called you few times when I was feeling good. Now it's your turn.
Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 10:14 PM (yJ1e6)

Hey buddy. I'll try to give you a shout over the weekend, if you're around.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

89 Happy Friday Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 31, 2018 10:24 PM (nWc4E)

90 Finally got my Chinese 3D printer together after multiple travails (no motor wires in box, cheap fan that falls apart during assembly, and running to Menards for lots of additional screws), started some tests and found that they left out anything to trigger one of the stop-switches.

So it'll be bodge time before the dang thing *FINALLY* gets up and running...

Posted by: The NYT at August 31, 2018 10:24 PM (oVJmc)

91 re Tom Servo`s sister`s ex`s soap opera, the ex started going on and on about ancient pre-atlantean civiliazations and how he had the key and that's why he had spent almost all of his company's money tracking it down ,

Oh my.

There but for the grace of Jack Daniels...

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (N1ZXu)

92 Farmer....how are you guys doing?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (c1nDO)

93 FUCKING NYT SOCK OFF.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (oVJmc)

94 Don't know where the "Der" came from... the cucumber works in mysterious ways...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (5aX2M)

95 Tom Servo
My second wife was the female version of that guy, without the 30.06. I managed the divorce quietly and from a distance. Two time zones. The IRS was okay with their settlement because we didn't have that much.
In all honesty though, from a friend who has done mental health law, they seem pretty normal.

Posted by: Winston at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (wgCUV)

96 here is a pic of a Fat Cake being considered by someone Amy Schumer would die to look like (no, not Tracy Lords, safe for work if there are no children around):
https://tinyurl.com/y7sr979k

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (UFyv9)

97 more Amy Schumer bikini pic available

Posted by: torabora

Cheesecake ought not be made from Limburger.
Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2018 10:22

Limburger and cottage cheese to be precise.
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:23 PM (64PJb)

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Nah. A white kitchen trash bag full of wet oatmeal.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (I16G8)

98 Soap was a funny show, but the best was Dallas.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (PUmDY)

99 In Wisconsin, they put brandy in Old Fashioneds. Yuck
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:06

When I tended bar in N IL at a nice place we knew the customer was from WI if they ordered a brandy old-fashioned w/ pickled mushrooms.

Never drank old-fashioned myself, my MIL does those. But pickled mushrooms in vodka martini w/ a lemon twist is one of my favorite drinks.

Which I have avoided for a number of yrs, as I do actually sometimes get wiser w/ age. Emphasis on sometimes..

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 10:25 PM (yJ1e6)

100 82 Hi moki!

I`ll bring booze if you bake the cookies.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:21 PM (N1ZXu)

Deal, my friend!!

What kind do you like best?

Posted by: moki at August 31, 2018 10:26 PM (mFoNl)

101 Limburger and cottage cheese to be precise.

Posted by: Buzzion


I didn't bother to look. Thank you for taking one for the team.

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2018 10:26 PM (P1f+c)

102 Lenin resides in the Ninth Circle.

"Hot enough for ya?"

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:26 PM (e7oj4)

103 Or maybe Gosling is just a cocksucker along with the rest of the production staff.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:13 PM (N1ZXu)


A gosling is a fuzzy little baby goose. .so he's a furry.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:27 PM (GNZwN)

104 moki: just had some dark chocolate chip cookies with raspberry infusions (I think). Maybe fentanyl. They might as well have had fentanyl

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:27 PM (N1ZXu)

105 Blade Runner sequel was much better than I thought it would be.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:27 PM (PUmDY)

106 Isn't claiming the moon landing the ultimate cultural appropriation?

Ah well, he did say "for all mankind".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 10:27 PM (kQs4Y)

107 Quite simply, the next time your elected local or state official holds a
press conference about global warming, the Middle East, or the national
political climate, expect to experience poor county law enforcement,
bad municipal services, or regional insolvency.


Michael Malice once suggested that if you are ever told about global warming, ask the awarmist to name two different types of cloud. If they can't tell them to f*ck off until they can.

Oh, and anyone ever meets Joe Rogan face to face and he starts spouting off about how old fashioned representational government is, ask him to explain two elements discussed in the Federalist Papers, and likewise, tell him to f*ck off until he can.

"but . . . but . . . but . . . mah bumperstickers!" is not a reasoned position. Declaring while stoned is less of a position.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 10:28 PM (2K6fY)

108 101 Limburger and cottage cheese to be precise.

Posted by: Buzzion

I didn't bother to look. Thank you for taking one for the team.
Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2018 10:26 PM (P1f+c)



I didn't look. I'm dead not insane.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 10:29 PM (64PJb)

109 I thought Gosling was that abortion doctor

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:30 PM (UFyv9)

110 Milwaukee has great food loaded Bloody Marys, though.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:30 PM (PUmDY)

111 Don't pick on Ryan Gosling, he's right, that flag was planted on Mars!!

Posted by: Sheila Jackson Lee at August 31, 2018 10:31 PM (nWc4E)

112
Ya, according to the UN Space treaty (there are several) 'Outer Space' belongs to all humanity and the US of A can't make a territorial claim of ownership by landing on the surface and planting a flag.

We should get out of that treaty and go back to the moon and make it a fifty-first state. Then go to Mars and do the same thing.

When the ethnic cleansing starts we're gonna need someplace to ship the incorrigibles.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 10:31 PM (I9Sw7)

113 Ah well, he did say "for all mankind".
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 10:27 PM (kQs4Y)


HERE MEN FROM THE PLANET EARTH
FIRST SET FOOT UPON THE MOON
JULY 1969 A.D.
WE CAME IN PEACE FOR ALL MANKIND


EXCEPT THOSE JERKS


SERIOUSLY WHAT IS THEIR PROBLEM

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:31 PM (y87Qq)

114 Gosling is a decent actor (Drive is a very good movie) and Blade Runner 2049 was pretty good. As for his comments? I just can't get upset by them. I wasn't planning on seeing the movie anyway and until proven otherwise, most actors are functional retards and not to be taken seriously. They are above average performing monkeys who emote well.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2018 10:32 PM (pY+s4)

115 They are above average performing monkeys who emote well.
---
Gosling can be my helper monkey.

*shakes empty martini glass*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 31, 2018 10:33 PM (kQs4Y)

116 coming up next, planting the U.N. flag on the top of Mt Suribachi.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:33 PM (UFyv9)

117 112. Ship them? Nah, bruh. They can dig canals.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 10:33 PM (fA1SL)

118 103. A Leaf furry? Poor bastard. He gets the bullet LAST.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 10:34 PM (fA1SL)

119 Good...no, not good.

Fuck this evening. Fuck this place. Fuck this shit right in the ass.

As an aside, I just ate at Two Bros. BBQ Market and am stuffed to the gills and now I'm too fat and sleepy to kill anyone.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2018 10:35 PM (Zogyx)

120 "...1969 A.D."!

A.D.??? As in "Anno Domini"???



That's a raaaaacist 'dog whistle' term, innit?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 10:35 PM (e9G8E)

121 Drive was the one with Albert Brooks as the heavy, right? That was a good movie.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:35 PM (PUmDY)

122 Oh good, they're gonna discuss that weird-ass sonic mind-fuck that happened in Cuba to U.S. citizens.
Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:13 PM (e7oj4)


My bet is on a SASER, a sonic laser, actually a sonic amplification by stimulated emission of radiation device that sends out coherent sound.

I expect the Chinese have built them based on British research. After all, the first proposed use of the Laser was to blind pilots and soldiers. Well, after holograms.


Do you think it would be possible to store music in a sonic hologram?

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 10:35 PM (2K6fY)

123 Wow! That is a monster of a sandwich. All of that seafood is so looks so damn rich and tasty. Anybody who can put all that down without getting sick deserves a bronzed GI tract as trophy. Much respect to anybody with the guts to try that.

My stomach growled out of hunger and pain watching that video the second time.

Thanks for the link and video of teh 7lb seafood sandwich!

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:36 PM (F+dpa)

124 122. Earworm from hell.....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 10:36 PM (fA1SL)

125 hey Robert. Sorry your week was stinky.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:36 PM (N1ZXu)

126 116 coming up next, planting the U.N. flag on the top of Mt Suribachi.


With trans-gendered French Mimes leading the way!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2018 10:36 PM (pY+s4)

127 The "plastic crisis" would not be a crisis if those asian countries simply burned all their plastic and paper trash in incinerators to generate power. Plastic is just crystallized petroleum. Only a slight oversimplification. Very slight. It contains a lot of energy per pound. Why bury it?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (1+GFg)

128 What was the landing module called that Armstrong landed?

Eagle.

Like AMERICAN EAGLE.

Not Fluffy Kitten, not Peace Dove, not Russian Bear.

EAGLE.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (oVJmc)

129 There was a day when I could have taken on the 7 lb sandwich - but that day is not today.

Back in my oilfield days, one of my favorite guys to work with was "Doc", a black guy who had played outside linebacker for the 49'ers for a year before his knee tore up. Doc had biceps the size of my thighs, he was a good guy to have as a friend. We went to an all you can eat crab leg buffet in Carthage, Texas once (the town that Bernie was from) with a more ordinary sized guy, Fred. Fred was nice, and naive. We all had our first plates, and Fred said "well aren't we going?" and me and Doc laughed and said "boy, we was just limbering up" and we sat there for about 3 hours, me and doc scarfing up plates of crab legs whenever they brought new ones out with Fred watching us going "don't you guys ever quit???"

and finally the Chinese lady who ran the place (there's always a chinese lady that runs these places) came out and said "That Enough! You Got to Go!!!" and we said "but your sign said all you can eat for $10!!!" and she said "Yeah! Dat all you can eat for $10, you Go now!!!" and well we figured it was about time, so we did. and all the way home Fred was just talking to himself, "I can't believe you guys."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)

130 I love crabcakes, but fuckin' A, I'd rather chop that meal up for two weeks of lunch at work than down it at once.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (e7oj4)

131 the moon landing was 39 B.O. His parents met four years after he was born, don't you know

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:38 PM (UFyv9)

132 I feel a sense of...deja vous or sumtin'

Posted by: lin-duh at August 31, 2018 10:38 PM (kufk0)

133 121 Drive was the one with Albert Brooks as the heavy, right? That was a good movie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie



Yep. Its a really solid flick. I enjoyed it more than I thought I would.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2018 10:38 PM (pY+s4)

134 "Hot enough for ya?"
Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:26 PM (e7o

----

Nah. He's in the cold part of the Cocytus Lake.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 31, 2018 10:38 PM (5aX2M)

135 28
There's a new movie coming out about Neil Armstrong. He's portrayed as not very patriotic, Navy flyer and test pilot, flew the X-15. And, they've left out the planting of the American flag on the moon because it wasn't an American achievement but a human one.
Thanks Hollywood, another movie to not waste my money on.
Posted by: Winston at August 31, 2018 10:06 PM (wgCUV)


Yeah, Hollywood has been saving me a lot of money in recent years.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

136 My stomach growled out of hunger and pain watching that video the second time.

Thanks for the link and video of teh 7lb seafood sandwich!
Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:36 PM (F+dpa)

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Damn. I got a double meat giant #5 sub from Jersey Mikes this week. That thing fed me for 3 days at about 5 lbs. Can't even imagine eating all of either at one sitting.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 10:39 PM (I16G8)

137 What was the landing module called that Armstrong landed?

Eagle.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (oVJmc)


If it had been Apollo 10, it would have been Snoopy.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:39 PM (y87Qq)

138 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588030495711232

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588122833248256

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588226415771648

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588320745717760

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588431727001602

Posted by: kbdabear at August 31, 2018 10:40 PM (0Ntuf)

139
Huh! We gave Iwo Jima back to Japan in 1968.
No civilians on the island; only Japanese military.
(According to the Wikipedia)


I did not know that.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 10:41 PM (I9Sw7)

140 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588520553979904

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588611910119424

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588703094296576

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588796203651072

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1035588900205539329

Posted by: kbdabear at August 31, 2018 10:41 PM (0Ntuf)

141 A Beagle did land!

On Mars. It was the EU`s attempt at space probing. It contained a rockin` soundtrack including that bloke from Blur and Gorillaz.

It crashed and delivered back no data.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:42 PM (N1ZXu)

142 Kbdabear bringing beauty and sadness once again.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

143 141. Heh....europoors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)

144 Needlenose Ned FTW!!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 10:43 PM (34bu1)

145 Fuckity-fuck. My e-mail got spammed by an on-line marijuana store in Aldergrove, BC.

I sent them a nastygram back.

May have to go into the arson business, heh.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:44 PM (1+GFg)

146 Sorry your week was stinky.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:36 PM (N1ZXu)

Moving day is tomorrow and I've been kinda pissed all day. I didn't mean to take it out on my beloved Horde.

But like Richard Simmons in a Turkish bath I am filled to overflowing with meaty goodness. Urge to kill...falling.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2018 10:45 PM (Zogyx)

147 Damn. I got a double meat giant #5 sub from Jersey Mikes this week. That thing fed me for 3 days at about 5 lbs. Can't even imagine eating all of either at one sitting.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 10:39 PM (I16G

7lbs of rich seafood like crab. I love my southern homemade crabcakes, but I know I'm paying a a huge price after half a pound of crab.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 10:45 PM (F+dpa)

148 A Beagle did land!
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 10:42 PM (N1ZXu)


Whoa! Neat, Beagle 2, 2003. Named for Darwin's ship. I didn't know that. I bet rickl knew that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:45 PM (y87Qq)

149 May have to go into the arson business, heh.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:44 PM (1+GFg)

-------

If you do, bring a truckload of Doritos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 10:45 PM (34bu1)

150 Cracker's bonus Eurotrash Girl song on Kerosene Hat is a great song.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:46 PM (PUmDY)

151 The "plastic crisis" would not be a crisis if those
asian countries simply burned all their plastic and paper trash in
incinerators to generate power. Plastic is just crystallized petroleum.
Only a slight oversimplification. Very slight. It contains a lot of
energy per pound. Why bury it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (1+GFg)


There was a rumor, that I believe by the way, that the Chinese were shredding the UHMW plastic they were getting subsidized to take and making briquettes to sell to Africa for cooking fuel.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 10:46 PM (2K6fY)

152 150 Cracker's bonus Eurotrash Girl song on Kerosene Hat is a great song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at August 31, 2018 10:46 PM (PUmDY)

--What the world needs now is a new folk singer, like I need a hole in my head.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:47 PM (e7oj4)

153 There was a rumor, that I believe by the way, that the Chinese were shredding the UHMW plastic they were getting subsidized to take and making briquettes to sell to Africa for cooking fuel.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 10:46 PM (2K6fY)

Burns cleaner than camel shit!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:48 PM (1+GFg)

154 re 151: two wongs don't make a white.
and Keith Olbermann is a twat
night all.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at August 31, 2018 10:51 PM (UFyv9)

155 @61 Maybe they did this so as to not piss off the Chinese market.
-----------------

I doubt the Chinese care, particularly since they're likely to be the second country to put a man on the Moon. If Xi's going to go to all the trouble to do that, you know he wants to be able to brag about it. So he'd likely have no problem with talking about which *specific* countries have been there.

Posted by: junior at August 31, 2018 10:52 PM (8WbI8)

156 Good night, mallfly.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 10:52 PM (y87Qq)

157 Cracker's bonus Eurotrash Girl song on Kerosene Hat

--

Ya, I googled that.
Had to know.

Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 10:52 PM (I9Sw7)

158 There was a rumor, that I believe by the way, that the Chinese were shredding the UHMW plastic they were getting subsidized to take and making briquettes to sell to Africa for cooking fuel.

Posted by: kindltot


Are those healthy?

If not, can we make sure they're specifically selling them to muzzie Africans, like boko haram?

Posted by: mikeski at August 31, 2018 10:52 PM (P1f+c)

159 151. I know many Celestials, and have done business with and for them for years. OF COURSE they did this. Why wouldn't they?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 10:52 PM (fA1SL)

160

Greetings fappers and fappees.

First thing, I'd like to thank kbdabear. You, sir, are a fine American.

I'm getting ready to go to the Alabama/Louisville game tomorrow. I just hope it doesn't rain too much before the game starts.

I should be on TV since I think my seat will be right in front of the cheerleaders.


I. Can't. Wait.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 10:54 PM (HaL55)

161 I was thinking about the "monkey" controversy and have decided that DeSantis is indeed a racist, but not due to using the word "monkey".

He is a racist because he is happily attempting to beat a black guy.

Posted by: cfo mom at August 31, 2018 10:55 PM (RfzVr)

162 151 The "plastic crisis" would not be a crisis if those
asian countries simply burned all their plastic and paper trash in incinerators to generate power.

If you SERIOUSLY wanted to deal with the "crisis" of plastic in the oceans, as opposed to just wanting to have an "issue" you could constantly bitch about, you would build a few automated vessels which could scoop up this plastic and burn it for fuel, powering generators which could charge batteries, which would also have solar collectors for alternate charging. And then you would just let these automated scoops chug around slowly by themselves, eating all the plastic and slowly eliminating out.

but that's only if you seriously wanted to deal with the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:55 PM (V2Yro)

163 142 Kbdabear bringing beauty and sadness once again.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 10:43 PM (NWiLs)

--Did someone say beauty and sadness?

https://youtu.be/FY8_W80KvCI

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 10:55 PM (e7oj4)

164 PDT is still up and tweeting. Good Lord, I'm 17 years younger than him, and his schedule over the last few years would have put me in the hospital or the morgue by now.

https://mobile.twitter.com/realdonaldtrump

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 10:56 PM (I16G8)

165 and finally the Chinese lady who ran the place
(there's always a chinese lady that runs these places) came out and said
"That Enough! You Got to Go!!!" and we said "but your sign said all you
can eat for $10!!!" and she said "Yeah! Dat all you can eat for $10,
you Go now!!!" and well we figured it was about time, so we did. and
all the way home Fred was just talking to himself, "I can't believe you
guys."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)

---
you're really John Pinette in disguise, right?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2018 10:57 PM (kb/by)

166

--Did someone say beauty and sadness?



My sadness comes from the fact that my truck is older than every one of those lovely ladies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 10:57 PM (HaL55)

167 and finally the Chinese lady who ran the place (there's always a chinese lady that runs these places) came out and said "That Enough! You Got to Go!!!" and we said "but your sign said all you can eat for $10!!!" and she said "Yeah! Dat all you can eat for $10, you Go now!!!" and well we figured it was about time, so we did. and all the way home Fred was just talking to himself, "I can't believe you guys."

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:37 PM (V2Yro)
***************************
This same scenario happened to my brothers. They aren't fat, but like must guys they have big appetites. They kept going to the same Chinese restaurant and they were refused service at the "all you can eat buffet" only because they kept going back for more.
The words exchanged were exactly the same. I mean Exactly word for word.
The restaurant was outside of Houston

Posted by: redridinghood at August 31, 2018 10:57 PM (hECVl)

168 I know many Celestials, and have done business with and for them for years. OF COURSE they did this. Why wouldn't they?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 10:52 PM (fA1SL)

And furthermore, why shouldn't they? Quite brilliant, really. Africans mostly cannot use liquid or gaseous cooking fuels, because they don't have the proper appliances to burn them. But they all can manage burning charcoal, or shit (literally shit). Briquets made of waste plastic would be a cleaner burning fuel than either charcoal or dung, and have more heat value. Just keep PVC out of the mix, because, phosgene.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:58 PM (1+GFg)

169 Farmer....how are you guys doing?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 10:25

I'd like put on a good face, but truth is we just got denied for MRIs to fix our herniated discs. This sucks. So now 6 weeks of PT that will do NO fucking good.

You doing well? Didn't you have a wedding lately or am confusing you w/ others in CO?

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 10:58 PM (yJ1e6)

170 Howling was really good in " The Big Short". Anything else? Meh!

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 31, 2018 10:59 PM (bzfnL)

171 Inhaling phosgene gives you super powers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:00 PM (34bu1)

172 Gosling.....damned auto correct.

Posted by: Pete Seria at August 31, 2018 11:00 PM (bzfnL)

173 --
---
The "plastic crisis" would not be a crisis if those

asian countries simply burned all their plastic and paper trash in incinerators to generate power.



If you SERIOUSLY wanted to deal with the "crisis" of plastic in the
oceans, as opposed to just wanting to have an "issue" you could
constantly bitch about, you would build a few automated vessels which
could scoop up this plastic and burn it for fuel, powering generators
which could charge batteries, which would also have solar collectors for
alternate charging. And then you would just let these automated scoops
chug around slowly by themselves, eating all the plastic and slowly
eliminating out.



but that's only if you seriously wanted to deal with the problem.


Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:55 PM

----------------------------------

Anyone who suggests practical solutions is obviously a Nazi.
Thanks, Hitler.




Posted by: Lefties at August 31, 2018 11:01 PM (RVcmP)

174 I am sorry to hear that Farmer

We went to a wedding last month in Santa Rosa. Got to see Chu for a bit so that was good

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:01 PM (c1nDO)

175 My sadness comes from the fact that my truck is older than every one of those lovely ladies.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 10:57 PM (HaL55)

--Sheeeeeeeit, I have cassette tapes that still play well that are older than *all* of them.

. . . and this episode of In Search Of . . . was pretty damn disturbing. Apparently we need to defend ourselves against that ultrasound shit in certain circumstances.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 11:03 PM (e7oj4)

176 Anyone who suggests practical solutions is obviously a Nazi.
Thanks, Hitler.
Posted by: Lefties at August 31, 2018 11:01 PM (RVcmP)


Anyone who thanks Hitler is literally worse than Hitler.
Thanks, literally worse than Hitler.

Posted by: Meta-Lefties at August 31, 2018 11:03 PM (y87Qq)

177 168. Exactly
It's the cooking fires - and the primitive stoves and fuels they use in most of Africa - that are the problem. A few improved stoves - the Rocket stove, e.g. - are out there. But mostly, it's shit, charcoal, or shitty charcoal. And they wonder why their lungs are filthy and their fields are sterile. Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

178 If you SERIOUSLY wanted to deal with the "crisis" of plastic in the oceans, as opposed to just wanting to have an "issue" you could constantly bitch about, you would build a few automated vessels which could scoop up this plastic and burn it for fuel, powering generators which could charge batteries, which would also have solar collectors for alternate charging. And then you would just let these automated scoops chug around slowly by themselves, eating all the plastic and slowly eliminating out.

but that's only if you seriously wanted to deal with the problem.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:55 PM (V2Yro)

I don't believe the distribution of waste plastic in the ocean is nearly dense enough to make such a machine self-supporting.

Analogy: we all know that cities have a fair number of dropped coins, and even the odd small bill. Do you think a gasoline-powered robot built to troll the sidewalks and pick up lost change would "earn" enough to keep itself fueled?

Better to collect the waste at source, before entropy kicks in too much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 11:04 PM (GNZwN)

179 Analogy: we all know that cities have a fair number of dropped coins, and even the odd small bill. Do you think a gasoline-powered robot built to troll the sidewalks and pick up lost change would "earn" enough to keep itself fueled?

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It had better be armed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:05 PM (34bu1)

180 You might have seen a link at Drudge about the ISS suffering a micrometeroid impact that caused a loss of pressure. Here is an informative, non-sensationalized article about the incident:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y73zdhqn

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

181 If you all need some yuks ya gotta check out Dennis Miller's podcast.
Jon Lovitz is doing impersonations of Jimmy Stewart doing a porno flick.
I may never be the same.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (tpP8u)

182 Ryan Gosling defending his portrayal of Neil Armstrong in the upcoming propaganda movie First Man*:

"So I don't think that Neil viewed himself as an American hero," he continued. "From my interviews with his family and people that knew him, it was quite the opposite. And we wanted the film to reflect Neil."

We Reach The Moon. John Noble Wilford. Bantam. July 1969.
pg 244, the last sentence in a five page bio of Neil Armstrong from interviews conducted by William K. Stevens of the New York Times.

"He kept his own counsel so effectively that even his parents did not know what his philosophical and religious beliefs were."

Ryan, you and the people involved in this movie are a bunch of liars. Just like those who pushed the dreck called Hidden Figures.

*And by calling it 'Man' aren't you being offensive to people there Ryan?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (K2aKX)

183 If you SERIOUSLY wanted to deal with the "crisis" of
plastic in the oceans, as opposed to just wanting to have an "issue"
you could constantly bitch about, you would build a few automated
vessels which could scoop up this plastic and burn it for fuel, powering
generators which could charge batteries, which would also have solar
collectors for alternate charging. And then you would just let these
automated scoops chug around slowly by themselves, eating all the
plastic and slowly eliminating out.



but that's only if you seriously wanted to deal with the problem.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 10:55 PM (V2Yro)



If you look up "Boyan Slat" or "Ocean Cleanup Array" you will find a proposal to resolve those problems.

Granted, it doesn't address the issue of floating sein nets that could capture cetaceans but what the hey.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (2K6fY)

184 It had better be armed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)


True whether it collects money or not.

Posted by: scrap-metal-farming meth heads at August 31, 2018 11:07 PM (P1f+c)

185
Go Rams!
*high kick* *toe touch* *high kick*

Posted by: W! at August 31, 2018 11:07 PM (F+dpa)

186 I am sorry to hear that Farmer

We went to a wedding last month in Santa Rosa. Got to see Chu for a bit so that was good
Post by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:01

We will preserve. What a hoot you saw cooth, he's a treasure. Good guy.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:07 PM (yJ1e6)

187 AOP is correct about plastic waste as a fuel. Evem a small percentage, made into briquettes with charcoal and clay, added would be a great improvement over current cooking fuels they use in Africa.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:08 PM (fA1SL)

188 Better to collect the waste at source, before entropy kicks in too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 11:04 PM (GNZwN)

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I would be down with recycling much more if I did not consistently see trash collectors dump all material that the pleebs are forced to separate into the single receptacle truck at the time of pickup.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:09 PM (I16G8)

189 Analogy: we all know that cities have a fair number of dropped coins, and even the odd small bill. Do you think a gasoline-powered robot built to troll the sidewalks and pick up lost change would "earn" enough to keep itself fueled?

Better to collect the waste at source, before entropy kicks in too much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 11:04 PM (GNZwN)

--Does it need to pay for itself, or just pay against the cost of rescuing sea critters dying from the plastic shyte?

To extend the analogy, do those robots need to pay for themselves monetarily, or just collect enough doo doo and various and sundry crap to save $200K salaries of humans from doing so? (and no, the $200K figure was not made up: I'm looking at you, SFO)

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 11:10 PM (e7oj4)

190 187 true but think of the added flavor you get from burning dung
oh shit yeah

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:10 PM (pWEY3)

191 Has anyone stuck a mike in Todd's face asking about his big scoop?

Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2018 11:11 PM (j0Mw7)

192 Yeah Farmer....it was a hoot. He came up to SF and played tour guide

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:12 PM (c1nDO)

193 190. Heh. My buddy Wuliji - a Mongol - swears that food tastes better cooked over horse shit. I'll take his word for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:12 PM (fA1SL)

194 181 If you all need some yuks ya gotta check out Dennis Miller's podcast.
Jon Lovitz is doing impersonations of Jimmy Stewart doing a porno flick.
I may never be the same.
Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (tpP8u)

His radio show was one of the most underappreciated shows ever in the history of radio and perhaps all of radio and television included. I used to call in all the time and talk to him. I got a Bathroom Sessions bathrobe from 2008ish that I still use today. I can't believe moar people didn't listen and call in. He absolutely loved talking to his callers from across the country (or touch Indians as he called it).

I miss that show. It was fun times in a crazy effed up world.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 11:13 PM (F+dpa)

195
190 187 true but think of the added flavor you get from burning dung
oh shit yeah
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:10 PM (pWEY3)

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I've actually eaten in places where they cook with dung. In most of Tibet, it's the only fuel available and they stack it in huge towers in the summer so they'll have a supply in the winter.

I don't know what effect it has on the food if the food already tastes like shit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:14 PM (34bu1)

196 One of the Chinese buffers near my hometown got shut down. Part of the accusation included human trafficking. This is a small mostly rural county area in Ohio. Wtf human trafficking?!


https://tinyurl.com/y9afq4qh

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 11:14 PM (64PJb)

197 If you look up "Boyan Slat" or "Ocean Cleanup Array" you will find a proposal to resolve those problems.

Granted, it doesn't address the issue of floating sein nets that could capture cetaceans but what the hey.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (2K6fY)

I think these devices are based upon a false premise: that there are huge patches of ocean where plastic waste is so thick that one piece touches others on all sides. I don't think it works that way. Want to prove me wrong? Put me on a ship, and let's visit these "huge floating islands" of trash. At least I might get some deep-sea fishing in.

Trying to reconcentrate the shit after it gets dispersed in the oceans is a mug's game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 11:14 PM (1+GFg)

198 Much of this post's content... seems... strangely familiar.

Have you ever had that feeling where much of this post's content... seems... strangely familiar?

Because, much of this post's content... seems... strangely familiar.

Posted by: mindful webworker's recycled comments at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (l/Pix)

199 "I miss that show."

Dennis does a couple podcasts a week and they are usually a stitch.
Lovitch and Dana Carvey on this one. They are rippin' it up.

Posted by: navybrat, has no evidence that my bathroom scale is accurate at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (tpP8u)

200 In before 200?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (txw6d)

201 All kidding aside - burning ruminant dung for fuel is a terrible waste. It's fertilizer, with just a bit of work and patience. Between that and agricultural charcoal, Africa would have no excuse for its pathetic agriculture.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (fA1SL)

202
Thanks for the link and video of teh 7lb seafood sandwich!
Posted by: your neighbor
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*hmm. I need to rethink my restaurant strategy*

Posted by: Mickey Rooney at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (xSo9G)

203 96 One of the Chinese buffers near my hometown got shut down. Part of the accusation included human trafficking. This is a small mostly rural county area in Ohio. Wtf human trafficking?!


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Is there a phone number? I'd like to get a quote on a housemaid.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (34bu1)

204 196 One of the Chinese buffers near my hometown got shut down. Part of the accusation included human trafficking. This is a small mostly rural county area in Ohio. Wtf human trafficking?!


https://tinyurl.com/y9afq4qh
Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 11:14 PM (64PJb)

--Isn't that how you died???

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (e7oj4)

205 Buffers?

So they polish the brass?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:16 PM (K2aKX)

206

I bet your Mama was a tent show queen...

Posted by: otho at August 31, 2018 11:16 PM (LkFnL)

207 193 I have a friend from my last ship who was from south Africa
I should ask him later if he ever used poop as a cooking source

he gets pissy when he gets asked about stuff like that.....hey micah, looking running water, ooooh a cell phone

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:16 PM (pWEY3)

208 200 In before 200?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (txw6d)


Huh.

How 'bout that.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 11:16 PM (y87Qq)

209 Buffets*. Stupid autocucumber.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (64PJb)

210 The most American underwear ad ever

https://youtu.be/FzCUhF5SHw4

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (rnAwa)

211 Correction:

David Gerrold is the gigantic asshole who wrote the "Star Trek" episode "The Trouble With Tribbles."

Posted by: Cybersmythe at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (tGO9e)

212 196. They bring you in, and you work off your debt. Men go to restaurants and construction sites. Women to brothels.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

213 In before 200?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM


Missed it by thatmuch...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)

214 I would be down with recycling much more if I did not consistently see trash collectors dump all material that the pleebs are forced to separate into the single receptacle truck at the time of pickup.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:09

I've heard they are doing that here in N IL. Trying to blame it on Trump as the Chinese won't buy recyclables. I think it's a BS attack on Trump.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)

215 200 In before 200?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 31, 2018 11:15 PM (txw6d) )

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Nope.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:18 PM (I16G8)

216 74 I'm calling upset tomorrow of Appalachia State over Penn State. Appy State is way better year after year than porple outside of the South give them credit for.
Posted by: your neighbor
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Yeah...turns out, those guys don't take prisoners.
Posted by: Michigan at August 31, 2018 10:20 PM (CDGwz)

A strong argument can be made that Appy State beating Michigan rekted Michigan's entire football program for a decade.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 11:18 PM (F+dpa)

217 So you mean one could have gotten a to go order of Chinese waitress?

Geez...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (K2aKX)

218 well good news - the FBI has filed weapons charges against the 5 new mexico muslims. So now it's a federal case, not a state case.

and I should add, i think the state Judge (which was not the original judge, who recused herself) was correct to dismiss the original charges, because the State Prosecutors have been totally incompetent.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (V2Yro)

219 -
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I don't believe the distribution of waste plastic in the ocean is nearly dense enough to make such a machine self-supporting.

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You, also, are obviously a Kafir...er.. I mean Nazi. Anyone who denigrates the thickness of the Great Pacific Garbage Patch is Kafir, ... I mean Nazi. Stop being Nazi, you non-believing extra-Nazi Nazi.


Posted by: Lefties at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (RVcmP)

220

--Isn't that how you died???


He got Shanghaied and the next thing we heard was the announcement for buzzion's wake.


It's an annual thing now. Like teh Horde would need an excuse to drink...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (HaL55)

221 They bring you in, and you work off your debt. Men go to restaurants and construction sites. Women to brothels.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)


How common is it for someone to actually work off their debt? How long would it take?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 11:20 PM (y87Qq)

222 195 I would like to think I never ate anything cooked with poop
or hell some animal other than the big three unless I knew first....too many cruises under my belt


201 their excuse would still be rampant corruption
kind of like our large American cities

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:20 PM (pWEY3)

223 217 So you mean one could have gotten a to go order of Chinese waitress?

Geez...
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (K2aKX)

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Yeah, but a half hour later you're horny again.

*rimshot*

I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:20 PM (34bu1)

224 If all you can do is rim shots, something must be off...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:21 PM (K2aKX)

225 212 196. They bring you in, and you work off your debt. Men go to restaurants and construction sites. Women to brothels.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (fA1SL)

Part of the reconstruction phase of GECSPLAN?

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 31, 2018 11:21 PM (F+dpa)

226 How long would it take?

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 11:20 PM


Four hour?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 31, 2018 11:21 PM (e9G8E)

227 221. Usually about 5 years. It happens. Generally, the 'worker' is rented from the smuggler for a year or so at a time and then hired out to someone else. Don't want them getting too settled into any one place.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:22 PM (fA1SL)

228 The most American underwear ad ever

https://youtu.be/FzCUhF5SHw4
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 31, 2018 11:17 PM (rnAwa)

Just...so awesome...

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2018 11:22 PM (Zogyx)

229 218
and I should add, i think the state Judge (which was not the original judge, who recused herself) was correct to dismiss the original charges, because the State Prosecutors have been totally incompetent.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (V2Yro)


Now we just have to hope that the federal prosecutors are not totally incompetent.

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 11:23 PM (sdi6R)

230 225. Ha! Well-played, sir.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:23 PM (fA1SL)

231 --Does it need to pay for itself, or just pay against the cost of rescuing sea critters dying from the plastic shyte?

To extend the analogy, do those robots need to pay for themselves monetarily, or just collect enough doo doo and various and sundry crap to save $200K salaries of humans from doing so? (and no, the $200K figure was not made up: I'm looking at you, SFO)

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 11:10 PM (e7oj4)

If it does not pay for itself, who pays to subsidize it? You and me, right? And for every sea turtle that dies because a soda straw gets jammed in its nose, there are thousands never born because the wise brown people steal their eggs from the nest. I saw that being done in Nicaragua.

Now robot shit collectors might be useful in Frisco, but robot hobo-killers would certainly put paid to the shit problem damned quick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 11:23 PM (1+GFg)

232 I only went to that buffet once maybe twice. The Mongolian grille buffet was so much better.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 31, 2018 11:24 PM (64PJb)

233 From the horny #metoo dolphin article:

"The three-metre long dolphin, which locals have nicknamed Zafar, has been hanging around the Bay of Brest for months..."


Of course he has!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 31, 2018 11:24 PM (JJ9bx)

234 It's Groundhog Night.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at August 31, 2018 11:25 PM (Ndje9)

235 "Zafar, he comes to Brest feed."

*thud*

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:25 PM (K2aKX)

236 I would be down with recycling much more if I did not consistently see trash collectors dump all material that the pleebs are forced to separate into the single receptacle truck at the time of pickup.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:09

I've heard they are doing that here in N IL. Trying to blame it on Trump as the Chinese won't buy recyclables. I think it's a BS attack on Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)

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IMO, it is all about control. Forcing the plebes to bend to their will.

They know it is all bullshit, they just wanna make you bow and scrape.

BTW, been meaning to say howdy. Got my degree from that little school in Dekalb.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:25 PM (I16G8)

237 Yeah, but a half hour later you're horny again.

*rimshot*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:20 PM (34bu1)

Th Paolo would prefer th rimjob.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 31, 2018 11:26 PM (Zogyx)

238 In before 200?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at August 31, 2018 11:15u doing OK between Mom and Bro? That must be stressfull.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:27 PM (yJ1e6)

239 -
--
So you mean one could have gotten a to go order of Chinese waitress?



Geez...

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (K2aKX)



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Yeah, but a half hour later you're horny again.



*rimshot*



I'll be here all week.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:20 PM

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Thank you for the lolz. Appreciated.




Posted by: irright at August 31, 2018 11:28 PM (RVcmP)

240 Hmm....outside of the Bay of Brest, I wonder where else a horny dolphin on the prowl might go?

If only there were a group of smartassed people I could ask...

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 31, 2018 11:29 PM (JJ9bx)

241 Miley was inb4 the 200s.

By some counts.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 11:30 PM (N1ZXu)

242 I recall from beantown days, my landlord hired a contractor to replace all the windows in our house. Dude he brought in was zhongguo, with a crew of a dozen obvious coolies. Start to finish in under an hour, while the Boss stood there, chain-smoking, screaming at them in Cantonese.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:31 PM (fA1SL)

243 The Bay of Breast? now that sounds like a place I need to check out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 11:31 PM (V2Yro)

244 If only there were a group of smartassed people I could ask...
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 31, 2018 11:29 PM (JJ9bx)

Suppose it could check out the waters around Lesbos in Greece.

Posted by: The Paolo at August 31, 2018 11:32 PM (Zogyx)

245 'ER' actress shot and killed by South Pasadena police during wellness check at home


http://tinyurl.com/y723n72v


"Then, while they were talking, Marquez grabbed what they thought was a semiautomatic handgun and pointed it at them, Mendoza said."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 11:32 PM (oVJmc)

246 Paolo will be stuck with a lot of paternity suits if he visits Lesbos.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 11:33 PM (N1ZXu)

247 The Bay of Breast? now that sounds like a place I need to check out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 11:31 PM (V2Yro)


And maybe build a house with an observation deck.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 31, 2018 11:33 PM (9Om/r)

248 Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 11:06 PM (sdi6R)

Haven't thanked you enough for all the space news you feed us here. Keeps reminding me of how great this country is. MAGA

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at August 31, 2018 11:34 PM (sM+h7)

249 Briquets made of waste plastic would be a cleaner
burning fuel than either charcoal or dung, and have more heat value.
Just keep PVC out of the mix, because, phosgene.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 10:58 PM (1+GFg)

---
types....

deletes.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 31, 2018 11:35 PM (kb/by)

250 39 I love when leftists whine and try to claim, "real socialism hasn't been tried yet!"

I reply, if Marx, Lenin & Stalin couldn't get it right, it can't be done.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 31, 2018 10:09 PM (/B6Iw)

===

Hitler came close though.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 31, 2018 11:35 PM (EZebt)

251 193
190. Heh. My buddy Wuliji - a Mongol - swears that food tastes better cooked over horse shit. I'll take his word for it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and
Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:12 PM (fA1SL)

I can't wait for Shit Fired Pizza to be introduced by California Pizza Kitchen.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2018 11:36 PM (8iiMU)

252 Now robot shit collectors might be useful in Frisco, but robot hobo-killers would certainly put paid to the shit problem damned quick.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 31, 2018 11:23 PM (1+GFg)

--You totally lost out on a Jim Lahey reference.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 11:37 PM (e7oj4)

253 251. Flagship restaurant will be in SanFran.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:37 PM (fA1SL)

254 worst case of food poisoning i ever had was from California Pizza Kitchen. If you want the shits then that`s the place to go

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 11:38 PM (N1ZXu)

255 There actually is a proposal to launch a plastic clean up in the Pacific.
It's opposed by environmentalists on the grounds that it'd only catch what is in the top six feet or so of the water and, "Not clear all the plastic from the entire water column reaching to the sea floor".

The unspoken part of course is, we won't be able to fund raise anymore!!!!

Posted by: Winston at August 31, 2018 11:38 PM (wgCUV)

256 I can't wait for Shit Fired Pizza to be introduced by California Pizza Kitchen.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2018 11:36 PM


If you can't stand the shit, get out of the shit kitchen.

Posted by: jim lahey at August 31, 2018 11:39 PM (LkFnL)

257 Be well all, time for bed for me here. Rock on you Morons!
T

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:40 PM (yJ1e6)

258

Flagship restaurant will be in SanFran.


Using fully organic, local and naturally sourced ingredients.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:40 PM (HaL55)

259 254 worst case of food poisoning i ever had was from California Pizza Kitchen. If you want the shits then that`s the place to go
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 11:38 PM (N1ZXu)

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Hold my beer.

Posted by: Every Asian Hot Pot Dive In SoCal at August 31, 2018 11:40 PM (34bu1)

260 Good night, Farmer.

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 11:41 PM (y87Qq)

261 Milorganite.... a fertilizer, a fuel, a pizza topping!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 31, 2018 11:41 PM (QzJWU)

262 Tyin' off the shit-liner here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)

263 247 hey berserker, music question
did you know Kiss had a song called Unholy?
when did they come out with a good one like this?
nck found it of course

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:42 PM (pWEY3)

264 Sleep tight Farmer.....don't let the bed bugs bite

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:43 PM (c1nDO)

265 was correct to dismiss the original charges, because the State Prosecutors have been totally incompetent.



Posted by: Tom Servo at August 31, 2018 11:19 PM (V2Yro)

Yes. If the fcking prosecutors are incompetent, they should pay for their mistakes. It pisses me off, but that's the rule of law, biotches.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at August 31, 2018 11:43 PM (8iiMU)

266 Not shit! Energy! Me King A-rab! - Master Blaster

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:44 PM (fA1SL)

267 Hi Miley! Hope you are getting your brother's caretakers in line

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:44 PM (c1nDO)

268 Up and down the I5 freeway there are groups putting stickers on the mirrors of the really cheap hotels with contact numbers for trafficked workers.

What usually happens is that a someone gets an job offer to do engineering, programming, whatever, and pays a huge bribe and a fee to various people who get them some sort of passage to the US.
They show up, planning to pay off the money invested by the promised salary quickly and send money home to the family that now is short of a wage earner.

Instead they wind up as a dishwasher, a framer, a waiter, or whatever, at a minimum wage job that pretty much only pays the interest on that huge loan they had to raise to pay off the "contractors" and they may have to pay for their rent, their food and whatever on top of that to the contractor, so they go into debt and go deeper. And the families back home suffer too.

And if they have legal papers the "contractor" holds there papers so they don't get away.

This is the sort of abuse the Migrant and Seasonal Protection Act was supposed to end. But that only affects agricultural workers, not industrial serfs.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 11:45 PM (2K6fY)

269


There actually is a proposal to launch a plastic clean up in the Pacific.
It's opposed by environmentalists on the grounds that it'd only catch what is in the top six feet or so of the water and, "Not clear all the plastic from the entire water column reaching to the sea floor".



Yeah, about that. Seawater is pretty toxic stuff, is it not? IIRC if you drink it, it will kill you.

I've been informed by a few mates on cattle boats down here that an aluminum can will decompose in seawater in a matter of months. I wonder if plastic wouldn't degrade sooner than that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:45 PM (HaL55)

270 hey berserker, music question
did you know Kiss had a song called Unholy?
when did they come out with a good one like this?
nck found it of course
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:42 PM (pWEY3)

I'm...not Bers!

But I can answer!

It's th first track from their 1992 album, Revenge, written by Gene Simmons and Vinnie Vincent. That album is ten kinds of bad ass.

Posted by: Robert at August 31, 2018 11:45 PM (Zogyx)

271 259 Every Asian Hot Pot Dive In SoCal

hong kong '89 cruise
I got food poisioning so bad I had to be medivaced to the carrier for a week

a little hole in the wall joint
in fact all five times I went to Hong Kong I got food poisoning

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:45 PM (pWEY3)

272 There's a public domain book 'Farmers of Forty Centuries,' what deals with the processes and methods of traditional agriculture in the Middle Kingdom and environs. Spoiler alert - it's mostly about shit.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:46 PM (fA1SL)

273 worst case of food poisoning i ever had was from California Pizza Kitchen. If you want the shits then that`s the place to go
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 11:38 PM (N1ZXu)

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Mine was 2 meat lovers pizza from Pizza Hut. The four of us that ate them could not leave home for two days.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:46 PM (I16G8)

274 Thanks, Daisy Cutter!

Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 11:47 PM (sdi6R)

275 I like California Pizza Kitchen. The standards seem to be pretty high, and they don't cook over yak dung.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:48 PM (34bu1)

276 270 I heard it and it went straight to iTunes
the kid says she already figured out the main riff

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:48 PM (pWEY3)

277 269. I seem to recall that a bacterium was found in former East Germany what fed on the body panels and plastics of Trabants.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

278 CM.....when my son was a toddler.....got wicked sick on Pizza Hut. Have never had it since

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:49 PM (c1nDO)

279 277 269. I seem to recall that a bacterium was found in former East Germany what fed on the body panels and plastics of Trabants.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

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FYI, Microbe consumption is not a covered peril.

Posted by: Jake At State Farm at August 31, 2018 11:50 PM (34bu1)

280 A few years ago, a friend declared on Facebook that anyone who had anything bad to say about Hillary or certain other sacred objects of the left should unfriend him right away. I'd known this guy since 1987 and we used to do a fair amount of stuff together, like go to out of the way theaters for Hong Kong action movies.
But his feed also meant I was seeing David Gerrold's ongoing blathering. It further meant I was constantly being sent images of Latino body builders, which apparently became a big interest of my friend since he exited the closet and seemed to take up being gay as a professional status.
So unfriending him wasn't a complete loss. The last time I saw him was at a funeral late last year.

Posted by: epobirs at August 31, 2018 11:50 PM (AJKgl)

281 268. Human Trafficking 101 stuff. Where it gets complicated is when the employer is indebted to the smuggler and HAS to use coolies to even begin to pay his debt to the tong.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:51 PM (fA1SL)

282 I had some Ama Ebi once that almost killed me. I was staying with friends out on Montauk.

Their Doctor had to make a house call because I was going nowhere.

Posted by: garrett at August 31, 2018 11:51 PM (oOvGm)

283 Tyin' off the shit-liner here, boss!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:41 PM (fA1SL)


Kristol's boat? Here's a buck if you sink that bitch at the pier.

Also, it's an excuse to say "seacock".

Posted by: hogmartin at August 31, 2018 11:51 PM (y87Qq)

284 CM.....when my son was a toddler.....got wicked sick on Pizza Hut. Have never had it since
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 31, 2018 11:49 PM

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Nor have I. This was about 30 years ago. For cheap and easy, Dominos is always good, not great. Local pizza joints are best, if you have them around.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:53 PM (I16G8)

285 Damn. Just found out my sister is a raving, freaking, leftarded barking moonbat who wishes someone would assass'nate TGE...
Yeah, I hung up on her.
fml.

Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2018 11:54 PM (zMzA6)

286 Damn. Just found out my sister is a raving, freaking, leftarded barking moonbat who wishes someone would assass'nate TGE...
Yeah, I hung up on her.
fml.

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Just found out? You must be really close.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:55 PM (34bu1)

287 sorry JQ.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 31, 2018 11:56 PM (N1ZXu)

288 Palp, an amazing number of people think social work is handing out applications for Obamacare and TANF, and avoiding the tweekrs that come in psychotic, and think that human trafficking is that sharecropping stuff that MSPA and appropriate labor law posters in farm labor camps will take care of.

Posted by: kindltot at August 31, 2018 11:56 PM (2K6fY)

289 Yeah, cicero, we've never been that close.
Now I know why, I guess.

Posted by: JQ at August 31, 2018 11:57 PM (zMzA6)

290 The moonbat members of my family are all easily identifiable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 31, 2018 11:57 PM (34bu1)

291 When I read the title of this post, I was expecting to see ASSterisk awards. I am disappointed.

Posted by: Victor Hugo Award at August 31, 2018 11:57 PM (FsNPk)

292

I seem to recall that a bacterium was found in former East Germany what fed on the body panels and plastics of Trabants.


Sounds like they wanted that for recycling reasons.

I just can't see plastic lasting very long in seawater if a denser material like a metal will get dissolved in it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:57 PM (HaL55)

293 214 I would be down with recycling much more if I did not consistently see trash collectors dump all material that the pleebs are forced to separate into the single receptacle truck at the time of pickup.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 31, 2018 11:09

I've heard they are doing that here in N IL. Trying to blame it on Trump as the Chinese won't buy recyclables. I think it's a BS attack on Trump.
Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:18 PM (yJ1e6)


Socialist overlords demanding you work.

Busy work.

If you do not submit....

...ultimately some guy with a gun will put you into a 're-education camp' (aka jail) or kill you if you resist enough.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 31, 2018 11:58 PM (1g7ch)

294 Hey AOP
Why is a train ride from Vancouver to Banff like $1500?
Serious seems like 3 days on the train plus hotel should be a lot less

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 31, 2018 11:59 PM (9TR2V)

295
247 hey berserker, music question

did you know Kiss had a song called Unholy?

when did they come out with a good one like this?

nck found it of course

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at August 31, 2018 11:42 PM (pWEY3)


No I didn't. I haven't followed anything they did in a loooong ass time, like maybe since I was around 16. I did look the song up though. Its a tad heavy for them I guess. Not quite as bubblegum as they can be.

On the other hand, my idea of a song called unholy? This-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcRdIcO7NBY


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2018 12:00 AM (9Om/r)

296 294 Forgot to ask will there be snow in June or August?
Is the line passable in late Dec.?

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 01, 2018 12:01 AM (9TR2V)

297

If you do not submit....

...ultimately some guy with a gun will put you into a 're-education camp' (aka jail) or kill you if you resist enough.


Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn pondered how long that would've gone on if some guys started not coming home.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2018 12:02 AM (HaL55)

298 I just can't see plastic lasting very long in seawater if a denser material like a metal will get dissolved in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:57 PM (HaL55)


I know what you're getting at, but density isn't the thing that matters here. Iron is about 3 times more dense than aluminum and oxidizes a lot faster in seawater than aluminum does.

Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2018 12:03 AM (y87Qq)

299 296. No'sir. Not passable. Not in winter. Back in '78, a chartered train tried tp make that run. Ayup. In February, rescuers found only one survivor - mad outta his mind he was, from eating the flesh of the others. Ayup. Lotta hist'ry down that line.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 01, 2018 12:04 AM (fA1SL)

300 247 hmmmmm
I think the only song I remember from them is Hounds
sounds a lot like that 80s german band with that midget singer, cant remember their name
did balls to the wall

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at September 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pWEY3)

301 CM.....prefer now to make our own

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2018 12:05 AM (c1nDO)

302 296 Always wanted to got to Banff and Lake Louise but DAMN not sure it's better than Tetons or Glacier National Parks

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 01, 2018 12:05 AM (9TR2V)

303 299 I was told that there would be no snow in summer but still cold... is the snow off of the mountains there in summer???

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 01, 2018 12:08 AM (9TR2V)

304 did balls to the wall
Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at September 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pWEY3)


*completely misunderstands post*
*tries to remember chords to "The Ball of Kerrymuir"*

Posted by: hogmartin at September 01, 2018 12:09 AM (y87Qq)

305 CM.....prefer now to make our own
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2018 12:05 AM (c1nDO)

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I like the local one off joints, but I hear what you're saying. QC is important.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 01, 2018 12:11 AM (I16G8)

306 the only GOOD news about sis, is that she can't trouble herself to actually-- you know-- VOTE!
So I told her she had no reason to bitch about the state of anything political... due to her (non)voting status.

Not likely to persuade her to start voting though (moar good news, I'd say) because she doesn't want to be bothered with Jury Dury or some such nonsense. (I didn't have the heart to tell her they go off driver license rolls now, lol)
F*ck, how embarrassing.


It feels like she's dead now, or something. It feels like I don't have a sister AT ALL anymore. F*ck.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 12:13 AM (zMzA6)

307 GNP looks like it has plenty of snow in the mountains in June- man it's pretty af I need to get out of l.a.

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 01, 2018 12:13 AM (9TR2V)

308 I've had food poisoning (e coli) which was traced to a food handler that hadn't washed.

Four days in hospital, thirteen units of I.V. fluid, five units of blood, bucketloads of antibiotics.

Three weeks later, I still wasn't as strong as I was, before.

1988. That "shit" CAN and TRIES to kill you. Damn near got me.

Would've sued, but the place burned to the ground not many weeks later. Accident?

Let me ask Palp's Ancient Slavonauts, here......



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 12:14 AM (QzJWU)

309
James Blish did the novelization of some Star Trek episodes. For "Whom God's Destroy" he wrote that the insane Garth's "coronation" was set to "Ich bete an die Macht der Liebe" by Bortniansky, which was used at Starfleet Academy graduation.

Bortniansky was a real composer and "Ich bete an die Macht der Liebe" is a real and lovely choral piece:

https://youtu.be/NOrSapvK93o

So why would it be used at a graduation ceremony? Actually it also features at German military Great Tattoos (grosser zapfenstreich) for solemn commemorations or for distinguished guests.

https://youtu.be/019-Ko3NZig

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at September 01, 2018 12:15 AM (LsBY9)

310 The tech idiots are private businesses, so they can do what they want,
unless they've run afoul of the publisher thing WRT libel etc by
exercising editorial control (which they have), OR there is an
anti-trust or common carrier argument to be made for regulating aspects
of their operation.

Sorry Rohmboid but you are utterly and completely wrong about that. When Youtube as part of the F. A. G. S. conspiracy (Facebook, Apple, Google, Spotify) - deplatformed a business enterprise in Alex Jones' Infowars they committed a major federal felony - having constructed a conspiracy in restraint of trade in violation of 15 U.S. Code 1. The fine for joining in such a conspiracy is $100 million dollars per count of violation. They had plenty of violations of that statute by drying up the ad revenue source for gun channels, while keeping the ad revenues them selves. Can you see how that might be just slightly illegal? Probably liable for $10 billion in total fines for all their violations of the law. See, you don't get to conspire to restrain somebody else's business.

Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 12:16 AM (X/BmP)

311 Gerrold was also the gigantic asshole "Guest of Honor" who handed out the wooden assholes - then declared booing this blatant insult wasn't allowed - at the 2015 "Sad Puppy 3" Hugos.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at September 01, 2018 12:18 AM (cvabZ)

312
you don't get to conspire to restrain somebody else's business.

You can do anything you want when you are the head cheese.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at September 01, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

313 Ugh.....the Rockies can't hit the broad side of a barn

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2018 12:19 AM (c1nDO)

314 come over to Team Orange, WDS

Posted by: boulder t'astro at September 01, 2018 12:20 AM (N1ZXu)

315 If you can't stand the shit, get out of the shit kitchen.
Posted by: jim lahey at August 31, 2018 11:39 PM (LkFnL)

--That's more like it.

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 12:21 AM (e7oj4)

316 Not happening bth.....have and will always be team purple. I did root for team orange in the WS though. Amazing amount of orange at Coors when they came here

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2018 12:23 AM (c1nDO)

317 308. Plastic gas can, half & half diesel and gasoline. Highway flare, taped to the spout. Done and done.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at September 01, 2018 12:23 AM (fA1SL)

318 Damn. Just found out my sister is a raving, freaking, leftarded barking moonbat who wishes someone would assass'nate TGE...
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I was surprised by an acquaintance, that when 'Trump' came up, suddenly developed Peter Strozk eyes and expressed virulent anger towards him.

I asked what measure he was using to conclude that Trump was doing anything but a good job. The answer? "I just despise the guy. I want him out".

It's a psychosis, a pathology driven by the MSM, Hollywood, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 12:24 AM (xSo9G)

319

Didn't Alex Jones get reinstated today?

Heh, that could be why. One phone call from the right person in DC could do wonders. 100 Mil would get their attention.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2018 12:25 AM (HaL55)

320 Lake Louise - when I was in my teens, my old German Grandmother was still alive, I stayed with her many times. She was a tough, mean, cantankerous woman, we still tell stories about her. She was born in Milwaukee, but had moved to Sun City, Az, just outside of Phoenix, where she lived after my grandfather died. I stayed with her a couple of summers.

One year, she signed up for a trip with several of her Sun City friends to go to Lake Louis and Banff and several other sites. Well the 2nd day of the tour, she tripped coming off the bus, and went head first onto the pavement, and sprained her ankle, and broke her elbow, and gave herself a concussion - she was right at 80 years old. BUT with all that, she picked herself up, and forced her way through the rest of the week long trip, and by God she had paid for that trip and she wasn't going to let a couple measly broken bones mess that up for her.

She was hard to get along with, but she was one tough old broad. I kind of take after her, I think.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2018 12:26 AM (V2Yro)

321 You can do anything you want when you are the head cheese.
Yeah, just not legally. By the way, I'm not the only one who thinks so, Instapundit - who is the chair in the law department at the University of Tennessee, and who I suspect knows more about the law than anyone here, has also commented on the left's conspiracies in restraint of trade.

Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 12:26 AM (X/BmP)

322 When Youtube as part of the F. A. G. S. conspiracy (Facebook, Apple, Google, Spotify) -

Oh I like that. I really do. I want to remember that one.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2018 12:28 AM (V2Yro)

323 My dad's take on his parents was spot-on, and what's more I see it in my own parents: their politics align tightly with their own self-interests.

When I was a tot, then puttering around, my 'rents were all about morality and accountability; then, like my dad's parents, when retirement approached it was all about "I got mine!"

When they asked my opinion about Bernie, I just shrugged and blurted, "Well, unlike Hillary, at least he's open about it."

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 12:30 AM (e7oj4)

324 hmmmmm

I think the only song I remember from them is Hounds

sounds a lot like that 80s german band with that midget singer, cant remember their name

did balls to the wall

Posted by: ncj....not exactly the dog whisperer at September 01, 2018 12:05 AM (pWEY3)


Accept.

Great way to piss off oden. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2018 12:31 AM (9Om/r)

325 The answer? "I just despise the guy. I want him out".
YES!! She just "can't stand him" and went off about some petty bullshit (FNM talking points) and how he's "stupid" and "orange" blahblahblah...


Oh JFC, methinks, but it just figures that she lives near Seattle and hubby is Seattle native and they hang out with eurotrash from Britain when on vacays.

Psaychosis, yeah for sure!


Is there a way to deprogram this bullshit?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 12:31 AM (zMzA6)

326 Food poisoning - I used to think it was a fake thing people make up to explain why they got sick, because I ate a lot of weird shit and never got it. And then I went to Razoo's Cajun Cafe, which was a nice, modern looking place, and I got some shrimp appetizer, which tasted good, and then I went home and within 2 hours I was blowing out both ends nonstop, lasted til the next morning. Ok, food poisoning is real, and I ain't goin' back to Razoo's, no sir.

Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2018 12:32 AM (V2Yro)

327 Posted by: Tom Servo at September 01, 2018 12:26 AM (V2Yro)

--Good for her.

Lake Louise is fucking gorgeous. No other way to put it.

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 12:33 AM (e7oj4)

328 I was surprised by an acquaintance, that when
'Trump' came up, suddenly developed Peter Strozk eyes and expressed
virulent anger towards him.



I asked what measure he was using to conclude that Trump was doing
anything but a good job. The answer? "I just despise the guy. I want him
out".



It's a psychosis, a pathology driven by the MSM, Hollywood, etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 12:24 AM


I used to find it more than a bit amusing how traumatised [some people] were by the election, now I'm getting a little worried...
Justice Kavanaugh cometh and their reaction to the mid-terms, should that go badly for them, will be...interesting..
Not looking forward to the holidays -- my sisters are Berniebots!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 01, 2018 12:34 AM (e9G8E)

329

Is there a way to deprogram this bullshit?


I just start axing, "Why?" It usually doesn't take long before they run out of answers. Might piss'em off enough for them to start thinking for themselves for once. At least you won't have to worry with them anymore since they'll prolly never speak to you again, so there's that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2018 12:37 AM (HaL55)

330 I just can't see plastic lasting very long in seawater if a denser material like a metal will get dissolved in it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:57 PM (HaL55)


Liberals find your lack of faith in established science* to be ignorant and hateful.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2018 12:37 AM (rnAwa)

331 doing OK between Mom and Bro? That must be stressfull.

Posted by: Farmer at August 31, 2018 11:27 PM (yJ1e6)

Ugh, tell me about it. It's just a matter of time before someone finds her on the floor and has to call an ambulance.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 01, 2018 12:38 AM (txw6d)

332 It's just a matter of time before someone finds her on the floor and
- walks the dinosaur

Posted by: boulder t'astro at September 01, 2018 12:41 AM (N1ZXu)

333 Ugh, tell me about it. It's just a matter of time before someone finds her on the floor and has to call an ambulance.


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at September 01, 2018 12:38 AM (txw6d)


Can you get her one of those fallen and can't get up necklaces that you push the button on?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2018 12:43 AM (9Om/r)

334
Is there a way to deprogram this bullshit?

1. Point out to her that she is a fake American who has foreign values. That makes libs go ballistic and completely melt down.

2. Point out that if changed nothing about Trump except to make him a socialist - that she'd think him the greatest President who ever lived.

Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 12:44 AM (X/BmP)

335 Guess I can't really complain, because, after all-- she doesn't vote.


Thank G_d!!!

I will follow Backwards Boy's advice though, and just keep asking "why?" "why?" "why?" when she spouts off with the BS again.

Thanks, guys.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 12:45 AM (zMzA6)

336 {{Miley}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2018 12:47 AM (c1nDO)

337 Can you get her one of those fallen and can't get up necklaces that you push the button on?


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at September 01, 2018 12:43 AM


Those things are all the rage these days:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yabquz8c

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 01, 2018 12:48 AM (e9G8E)

338 Is there a way to deprogram this bullshit?
1. Point out to her that she is a fake American who has foreign values. That makes libs go ballistic and completely melt down.

2. Point out that if changed nothing about Trump except to make him a socialist - that she'd think him the greatest President who ever lived.
Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 12:44 AM (X/BmP)

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I see no possible way this works out in any argument.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 01, 2018 12:48 AM (I16G8)

339

Good luck, JQ.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2018 12:49 AM (HaL55)

340
I see no possible way this works out in any argument.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Argument 2, when accompanied by data, seems like the way to start.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 12:50 AM (CDGwz)

341 Is there a way to deprogram this bullshit?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 12:31 AM (zMzA6)

.....

Yes. You have to remember it's not really the president or even the media, to a great extent. It's just pack mentality.

Get them out with a group of people that support the President and have drinks and do something fun and just talk about the President in a positive light amongst yourselves.

They are weak-willed. In order to fit in and keep doing the fun stuff with the group, they will have to play along. Invite them out to do something again and again with the same group of friends and eventually they will want to identify more with real-life people having fun than to identify with either Facebook friends or the weird people that can't tell a bull from a cow that just sit around looking trendy and drinking overpriced coffee.

You have to re-normalize them.

Unless they just don't mean that much to you. In that case, study and identify their weak points in preperation for the burning times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 12:50 AM (JJ9bx)

342 Unless they just don't mean that much to you. In
that case, study and identify their weak points in preperation for the
burning times.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 12:50 AM


It does seem like a lot of work...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 01, 2018 12:53 AM (e9G8E)

343 Since I read WD's morning report, and even read some of the linked articles, I should have something cogent, witty, or insightful to say...

But I don't.

Evenin', Horde.

Posted by: Average Guy at September 01, 2018 12:54 AM (LMcFk)

344 I see no possible way this works out in any argument.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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Argument 2, when accompanied by data, seems like the way to start.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 12:50 AM (CDGwz)

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Agreed.

Thing is, data never stops them. This is my contention.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 01, 2018 12:55 AM (I16G8)

345 I just saw a comment disappear. I didn't notice who posted it.

The last sentence was, "Go yell at the Chinese and the Flips."

Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2018 12:57 AM (sdi6R)

346 The last sentence was, "Go yell at the Chinese and the Flips."
Posted by: rickl
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Good.

Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 01, 2018 12:59 AM (CDGwz)

347 I see no possible way this works out in any argument.
It doesn't work right then. What it does is plant mental time bombs in the other person's head. When they go off the wreckage is pretty total.
1. They ARE fake Americans and they know it.

2. Their real and only objection to Trump is that he is on our side.

Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 01:00 AM (X/BmP)

348 ...Studying and identifying their weak points does seem to me to be the prudent choice!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 01, 2018 01:00 AM (e9G8E)

349 The last sentence was, "Go yell at the Chinese and the Flips."
Posted by: rickl at September 01, 2018 12:57 AM (sdi6R)

Maybe he should've used "Chinks" instead?

(It's OK, I'm half Chinese)

Posted by: Average Guy at September 01, 2018 01:01 AM (LMcFk)

350 I've been informed by a few mates on cattle boats down here that an aluminum can will decompose in seawater in a matter of months. I wonder if plastic wouldn't degrade sooner than that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 31, 2018 11:45 PM (HaL



Isn't that actually part of the problem? That the plastic in the ocean does start to breakdown and you are left with micro plastic. Part of why Starbucks ending straw usage is dumb is because the new lids will actually use more plastic than a straw lid combo and the "but it's recyclable" is bs because most wont recycle the cup lid.

Posted by: Buzzion at September 01, 2018 01:02 AM (64PJb)

351 I know it's Friday ONT. But this is yuge news that will piss you off. Google secretly brought your banking data and that's not the worst of it. (Remove space)

https://gizmodo.com/google-reportedly- secretly-bought-your-banking-data-an-1828341605

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at September 01, 2018 01:03 AM (F+dpa)

352 Thing is, data never stops them. This is my contention.
Posted by: Calm Mentor
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I know what you mean, but a documented list of the sundry ABSOLUTE data pre-Trump, and now, followed by the direct question, "Would you prefer the pre-Trump circumstances? " will force a response that leaves no wiggle room as to whether we are better off or not.

Posted by: Flip Wilson at September 01, 2018 01:03 AM (CDGwz)

353 Oops. *flips Flip*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 01:03 AM (CDGwz)

354 --You totally lost out on a Jim Lahey reference.

Posted by: logprof at August 31, 2018 11:37 PM (e7oj4)

No, I didn't. You are making the assumption that I'm familiar with the works of the TPB. No. Never watched a full episode, because I don't do TV.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:04 AM (GNZwN)

355 347 I see no possible way this works out in any argument.
It doesn't work right then. What it does is plant mental time bombs in the other person's head. When they go off the wreckage is pretty total.
1. They ARE fake Americans and they know it.

2. Their real and only objection to Trump is that he is on our side.
Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 01:00 AM (X/BmP)

Democrats are the party of normalizing and the decriminalization pedophilia. Democrats have painted themselves into this corner.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at September 01, 2018 01:04 AM (F+dpa)

356 ...Is there a way to deprogram this bullshit?

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 12:31 AM (zMzA6)



Akido.

The tangential defense and re-engagement.

Don't *even* engage in "the argument". Some other time, when tensions ease, arrange to take her to a pistol range, under the tutelage of a qualified instructor.

Four Rules, all the safety stuff, and touch off her first two or three magazines of .22 LR from a Browning Buckmark or other quality pistol.

She'll have an ear to ear grin.

Just tell her then... our side has more fun, you know.

Same with taking her four-wheeling, mudding, etc.

And ideally? A Mo-Meet soon as you can connect with one in your A.O.

Sour, prune faced scolds vs. the Fun.

It becomes not a difficult argument, shortly thereafter.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:07 AM (QzJWU)

357 Deprogramming is hard. Fighting emotion with logic is a losing battle with almost everyone.

Think about trying to un-Christianize or un-Muslimize someone. Or un-Nevertrump a nominal conservative. Or get a serious sports fan to switch teams.

Un-Leftizing someone is just as difficult. Or worse.

Posted by: mikeski at September 01, 2018 01:08 AM (P1f+c)

358 Umm, density has nothing to do with how fast, or if, a material will break down in sea water (or any other solution). Salts are corrosive to most metals, but not to plastics. Plastics, in general, are more prone to degradation from UV light than are metals.

The whole straw brouhaha was because someone found a sea turtle with a plastic straw in its schnozz. Poor thing was just tryin' to enjoy a few lines...

(I am not a scientist)

Posted by: Average Guy at September 01, 2018 01:08 AM (LMcFk)

359 I see no possible way this works out in any argument.
It doesn't work right then. What it does is plant mental time bombs in the other person's head. When they go off the wreckage is pretty total.
1. They ARE fake Americans and they know it.

2. Their real and only objection to Trump is that he is on our side.
Posted by: An Observation at September 01, 2018 01:00 AM (X/BmP)

------------

We are talking past each other.

Night all, be well.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at September 01, 2018 01:08 AM (I16G8)

360 It does seem like a lot of work...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 01, 2018 12:53 AM (e9G8E)

....

It is difficult, but if they are family, sometimes they are worth a little work.

Another good technique if the boyfriend/husband is the contributing source of cuckism is to always be working on a project whenever they visit.

Ask the incompetent soi his opinion on a number of things that a competent man should know like his opinion on changing brake pads, what the best way to sharpen your chainsaw chain is, to hand you a tool (either by specific size or any tool other than pliers or a hammer), which leader to use on your fishing line, his thoughts on the best way to cut a crown molding joint, etc, etc.

Eventually you will give the soiboi an inferiority complex and he will yield to your competency and sister will gradually subconsciously note that her soi-partner is actually not intelligent, but just incompetent.

This makes his incessant droning about gender fluidity and other social non-science nonsense less palatable later when they are domesticating. They will probably argue more and he will probably experience erectile dysfunction st some point. All of this moves the needle closer to liberation from her soi-world.

Ultimately they soi will no longer want to attend family gatherings or functions and will find excuses to stay home. Then you can isolate the sister and reinstill normal, family values.

This tact will not work, however, if she is the source of cuckology in their relationship, though you may actually wind up converting the bf/husband.

It's a version of the Big Brothers mentoring program.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:09 AM (JJ9bx)

361 Bitter Clinger speaks TRUE WORDS.

I converted a neighbor, four doors down, by precisely this method.

He has voted Republican now for the past ten years.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

362 Bitter Clinger speaks TRUE WORDS.

I converted a neighbor, four doors down, by precisely this method.

He has voted Republican now for the past ten years.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:13 AM (QzJWU)

....

I have no doubt you did.

People seek to emulate what they respect. It's the reason they will follow a brave man into battle, regardless of the cause.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:17 AM (JJ9bx)

363 Sis and (soyboy) b-i-l never visit-- haven't seen them since we went to their area for stepson's HS graduation in '06.


Sis didn't get along well w/dad (who's semi-ok now but ebbing away of stage 4 prostate cancer)and hasn't been to town since Mom died in '02.

It's okay, we hardly know each other anymore... sad.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 01:17 AM (zMzA6)

364 I know it's Friday ONT. But this is yuge news that
will piss you off. Google secretly brought your banking data and that's
not the worst of it. (Remove space)



https://gizmodo.com/google-reportedly- secretly-bought-your-banking-data-an-1828341605

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at September 01, 2018 01:03 AM


I've read that F.A.G. wants access to everyone's digital medical records, you know, to enhance one's user experience and such...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at September 01, 2018 01:17 AM (e9G8E)

365 Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 01:17 AM (zMzA6)

....

Sorry to hear that, all the way around.

Love on that Dad and pray to your Maker for both of them. Sometimes your family is more the people around you then it is the people that share your DNA.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:21 AM (JJ9bx)

366 I seem to recall that a bacterium was found in former East Germany what fed on the body panels and plastics of Trabants.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 31, 2018 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

Polyestermites!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:22 AM (1+GFg)

367 Sometimes your family is more the people around you then it is the people that share your DNA.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:21 AM


True dat, B.C. Thank you for that.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 01:23 AM (zMzA6)

368 Telescope Neighbor....

I hope Google is enjoying a hearty laugh about my "banking" data.

It is minor deposits, and two online recurring bills.

Elsewise, I pay cash.

I've never been signed up with Googleface or Spotbook, too.

Been such since 1999, too. I distrusted MySpace, the minute I saw the damned thing.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:24 AM (QzJWU)

369 Why is a train ride from Vancouver to Banff like $1500?
Serious seems like 3 days on the train plus hotel should be a lot less

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at August 31, 2018 11:59 PM (9TR2V)

Because it's a "tourist experience"? No sane person uses passenger rail as mere transport anymore.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:26 AM (GNZwN)

370 Forgot to ask will there be snow in June or August?
Is the line passable in late Dec.?

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 01, 2018 12:01 AM (9TR2V)

Line is passable year. Might be brief winter closures due to avalanches, but they have have yuuge snowplows. That is the CP main line, and carries mostly freight.

April, you will see snow at track level, in the higher regions. June, only on mountains.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:29 AM (GNZwN)

371 I was told that there would be no snow in summer but still cold... is the snow off of the mountains there in summer???

Posted by: MAxIE, mentioned in dispatches at September 01, 2018 12:08 AM (9TR2V)

Banff, in midsummer is as warm as Vancouver. No snow to be seen, unless you go to a mountain top.
Might be getting frost at night there, now, not likely any serious snow until October.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:32 AM (1+GFg)

372 Well I hope the Horde has been having a good night.

Not too many interesting stories from behind the bar tonight. I did have one patron that was drinking her empty nest depression away. A former masseuse that lost her license after her third DUI.

She decided the I needed to hear all her stories of the 180 days she spent in jail and how she tussled with her female jailers. Wasn't a bad looking lady, but she had more baggage than LaGaurdia.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:33 AM (JJ9bx)

373 I hereby nominate Bitter Clinger as the Official Bartender for the Tx Mo Meet.

'Cause we will surely cheer his sorry ass up!

LOL


p.s. and our stories are better!




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

374 MasterCard lately is really trying to get me use other credit cards, aren't they?

Posted by: Iasonas at September 01, 2018 01:36 AM (MIvRT)

375 373 I hereby nominate Bitter Clinger as the Official Bartender for the Tx Mo Meet.

---

Hooah.

Posted by: SMH at September 01, 2018 01:37 AM (Z7oqE)

376 A masseuse license.

If that isn't the story of big government, what is?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 01, 2018 01:38 AM (H5knJ)

377 Ha!

Don't tempt me Jim.

I scored a 1.75 of Weller Special Reserve a few weeks ago that has been staring at me since so got, looking for an excuse for me to drink it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:40 AM (JJ9bx)

378 ...A masseuse license.

If that isn't the story of big government, what is?

Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at September 01, 2018 01:38 AM (H5knJ)




I should GET a masseuse license. A license to THRILL!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


* requiste self denouncement. hasta la nite nite horde!*

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:40 AM (QzJWU)

379 How do all these people get disinvited to the McCain funeral, but nothing for me? It's like I don't even exist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2018 01:41 AM (rnAwa)

380 Niters Jim...lol

Posted by: SMH at September 01, 2018 01:43 AM (Z7oqE)

381 How do all these people get disinvited to the McCain funeral, but nothing for me? It's like I don't even exist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2018 01:41 AM (rnAwa)

I am surprised Jane Fonda didn't get an invite to his funeral. Seeing as they were both in 'Nam together.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:45 AM (1+GFg)

382 Update from a regular Daywalker --

Terrifying that yutubbies have somehow found stuff that interests me. Worries about that. Remind me tomorrow when classical music folk are hanging around. Daughter slammed her door to block out my current manias.

How rough are youse guys at ONT?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 01:47 AM (MIKMs)

383 Good night y'all.....be safe!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at September 01, 2018 01:48 AM (c1nDO)

384 No, I didn't. You are making the assumption that I'm familiar with the works of the TPB. No. Never watched a full episode, because I don't do TV.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:04 AM (GNZwN)

--As if I discovered the great Jim Lahey on TV myself.


(Most of) Season 7 is all I caught on TV. DVD and Youtube did the rest for me.

You, AOP my Canadian friend, have failed to leave every shit rock unturned.

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 01:49 AM (e7oj4)

385 lol

Pretty sure that y'all daywalkers know what phrasing is.

Posted by: SMH at September 01, 2018 01:50 AM (Z7oqE)

386 How rough are youse guys at ONT?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 01:47 AM (MIKMs)

....

You wandered in at closing time. Everybody is comfortably numb by now, so no fears.

Just lock up when you leave.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at September 01, 2018 01:51 AM (JJ9bx)

387 (Most of) Season 7 is all I caught on TV. DVD and Youtube did the rest for me.

You, AOP my Canadian friend, have failed to leave every shit rock unturned.

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 01:49 AM (e7oj4)

There are hundreds of TV shows that have come and gone without my ever seeing them once. Same with movies. You don't miss what you never had.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:54 AM (GNZwN)

388 Pretty sure that y'all daywalkers know what phrasing is
=====

Okay, so tell me in simple language whatever I did or did not do. You know us Daywalkers tend to simple derp stuff. (Actually, I am feeling rather silly because I am never up this late -- over 29 yaknow.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 01:55 AM (MIKMs)

389 ...How rough are youse guys at ONT?


Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 01:47 AM (MIKMs)




ONT crowd whut is who handles the Prayer List.

You rougher than that?


***

I'm not gonna wait for a reply, because.

Slap n' Fen as Prayer Warriors ... yeah.

Come at 'em, brah.

(pro-tip...you're also coming "at" a huge percentage of the ONT...and in our case, even our AETHISTS will be praying in support!)


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/zzzzzzz

Posted by: Jim at September 01, 2018 01:57 AM (QzJWU)

390 How rough are youse guys at ONT?
Posted by: mustbequantum

This time of night? For the non-whining survivors, it comes down to close combat.

Boot knives and belly guns.

Posted by: nonesuch at September 01, 2018 02:01 AM (6rPY1)

391 There are hundreds of TV shows that have come and gone without my ever seeing them once. Same with movies. You don't miss what you never had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:54 AM (GNZwN)

--"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

--Wayne Gretzsky

--Michel Scott"

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:03 AM (e7oj4)

392 MasterCard lately is really trying to get me use other credit cards, aren't they?
Posted by: Iasonas
-----------

The NRA flap finally caused me to look at my AMEX card (Member since 1982) and ask myself, "Why the hell am I paying these people an annual fee?"

Cancelled it at the end of it's annual renewal.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 02:06 AM (CDGwz)

393 --"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

--Wayne Gretzsky

--Michel Scott"

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:03 AM (e7oj4)

And you don't get AIDS from 100% of the faggots you don't let buttfuck you, too. TV is disease-ridden shit. All of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:07 AM (GNZwN)

394 Youse guys are cooler than me. Honestly I am the derpiest of the derps (just ask any of my kids, or the dogs and cat). Is there some kind of magical cool that you can bestow on me as a Daywalker?

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 02:08 AM (MIKMs)

395 Okay, who burglarized AOP of his sense of humour tonight???

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:09 AM (e7oj4)

396 >>> Is there some kind of magical cool that you can bestow on me as a Daywalker?
Posted by: mustbequantum

NoDoze.

Posted by: nonesuch at September 01, 2018 02:10 AM (6rPY1)

397 Okay, who burglarized AOP of his sense of humour tonight???

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:09 AM (e7oj4)

And who missed my nice snark about McCain and Fonda, eh? Eh?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:10 AM (GNZwN)

398 Is there some kind of magical cool that you can bestow on me as a Daywalker?
Posted by: mustbequantum
-----------

Hold it...I see your comments from time to time, they're always relevant.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 02:10 AM (xSo9G)

399 McCain/Fonda comment noted, and stolen.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 02:12 AM (xSo9G)

400 Time to punch out. Nighters.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at September 01, 2018 02:12 AM (xSo9G)

401 Is there some kind of magical cool that you can bestow on me as a Daywalker?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 02:08 AM (MIKMs)

--Read The Devil's Dictionary buy Ambrose Bierce. Tune up on history.

IOW, be like me and go all-out so nerd, in a degage way, that you will be cool.

I shall not let my son flail as I did when he turns teen. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:14 AM (e7oj4)

402 'Nite, MH, and thanks again for sage advice.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:14 AM (zMzA6)

403
NoDoze.
=====

Does that come with sparkles because my kids have decided that my attempts at cleaning are worthless -- maybe if I get sparkles they'll give me a break.

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 02:14 AM (MIKMs)

404 Hold it...I see your comments from time to time, they're always relevant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Since when does relevance help?

Posted by: nonesuch at September 01, 2018 02:15 AM (6rPY1)

405 And who missed my nice snark about McCain and Fonda, eh? Eh?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:10 AM (GNZwN)

--Take off!

I did, apparently.

I always need a comments recap after ~100 when I check in.

So . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:16 AM (e7oj4)

406 Logprof, you have to understand, that when one gets out of the habit of watching TV, one gets out of the habit of watching TV. Even if, like right now at this very moment, when I am sitting in a motel room with exty-ex channels of TV available, it has never crossed my mind to turn on the TV, because I am out of the habit. I have a netbook, and AOSHQ is on it, why should I watch TV?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:16 AM (1+GFg)

407 I have a netbook, and AOSHQ is on it, why should I watch TV?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:16 AM (1+GFg)

--Ummmm . . . Tucker Carlson?

If I only had one show to watch all the live long day, his would be it.

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:19 AM (e7oj4)

408 Youse guys are cooler than me. Honestly I am the derpiest of the derps (just ask any of my kids, or the dogs and cat). Is there some kind of magical cool that you can bestow on me as a Daywalker?
Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 02:08 AM (MIKMs)

Truthfully, I just post the same sort of things as I do during daylight hours, only more recklessly.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 01, 2018 02:19 AM (QSdIk)

409
OK Hordelings, it's Bedtime for Bonzo here at stately Casa Backwardio.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at September 01, 2018 02:20 AM (HaL55)

410 Sparkles?


Oh, yuck... once I bought Cr*st toothpaste (with sparkles!) b/c it seemed neat-o, but not realizing it was "bubblegum flavored" until first use on a later Saturday (read: very hung over!) morning...

Whuuuuuu....aaaarrrgghhh! Not the "minty fresh" I was anticipating and I tossed the nearly full tube away.


Yuck!

Lol now, but eeeeeessshhhh...

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:20 AM (zMzA6)

411 'Night BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: Surfperch at September 01, 2018 02:22 AM (QSdIk)

412 410 Sparkles?


Oh, yuck... once I bought Cr*st toothpaste (with sparkles!) b/c it seemed neat-o, but not realizing it was "bubblegum flavored" until first use on a later Saturday (read: very hung over!) morning...

Whuuuuuu....aaaarrrgghhh! Not the "minty fresh" I was anticipating and I tossed the nearly full tube away.


Yuck!

Lol now, but eeeeeessshhhh...
Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:20 AM (zMzA6)

--LMAO, unless I had a daughter (the deity has not yet seen fit to punish me so), I would never buy sparkly toothpaste. :lo:

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:24 AM (e7oj4)

413 Thanks and goodnight to you, too, BackwardsBoy.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:24 AM (zMzA6)

414 --Ummmm . . . Tucker Carlson?

If I only had one show to watch all the live long day, his would be it.

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:19 AM (e7oj4)

I may have seen brief excerpts from his show. The other trouble with TV, and with video in general, is that it is TOO DAMNED SLOW of a way to impart information. I can read text on-screen waaay faster than some talking head on TV can bleat it at me, and I can also comprehend it better. And go back, and re-read, if something is unclear.

And it only gets worse when you factor in all the non-information, disinformation, and simple abuse that constitutes most ads these days.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:25 AM (1+GFg)

415 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:25 AM (1+GFg)

--Well, for my part I do not focus solely on the idiot box. I am usually reading, writing, or commenting at the same time anything but the most riveting (and/or erotic) content is playing.

I'm listening to classic dream pop while I'm typing this. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:30 AM (e7oj4)

416 >>> my kids have decided that my attempts at cleaning are worthless --

Give each brat a bucket, mop, sponge, roll of paper towels, and collection of cleaning fluids. Tell them to clean bathrooms, bedrooms, windows and kitchen to your standards, or NO FOOD.

If they whine about the food, they must get a job and buy their own, to cook in their own place.

Posted by: nonesuch at September 01, 2018 02:30 AM (6rPY1)

417 --LMAO, unless I had a daughter (the deity has not yet seen fit to punish me so), I would never buy sparkly toothpaste. :lo: Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:24 AM (e7oj4)
=====

Just wait. My eldest is over 29 and my youngest moved back home. 2nd kid has her kids here for 'free' babysitting and third kid says I am not accepting of sparkles for visiting with another grandkid. Under all this 'stuff' must be a pony. j/k

Posted by: mustbequantum at September 01, 2018 02:33 AM (MIKMs)

418 --Well, for my part I do not focus solely on the idiot box. I am usually reading, writing, or commenting at the same time anything but the most riveting (and/or erotic) content is playing.

I'm listening to classic dream pop while I'm typing this. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:30 AM (e7oj4)

TV with the sound off is only half as stupid, so there's that.

I work in the oilpatch, and it is appallingly common to go to the other end of the shack, and whoever is working there fucking always has the TV on. And it is a terrible distraction. If the TV sound is off, I can ignore it. If the sound is on, it's like a car wreck, I have to look. I will play music while I work, but usually blues or big band swing.

I have come to truly hate TV as a destructive force in our culture. Before, I was just bored with it. Last time I turned on my own TV, and watched an over-the-air broadcast was 9/11. And a few years later, I felled the antenna pole, and left the mute TV on the credenza. Then, later, I parted it out. Had some good tubes and transformers in it, you know.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:39 AM (1+GFg)

419 my kids have decided that my attempts at cleaning are worthless

Stepson once wrote: "wash me" in the dust on TV screen (gotta love the old crt screens, right?) and pointed out to me...hahaha, he says...
I go and get glass cleaner and roll of paper towels, hand to kid, and say: hahaha-- you know what to do...

Kid's smile melted and he did what needed to be done. Lol!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:40 AM (zMzA6)

420 Kid's smile melted and he did what needed to be done. Lol!!!

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:40 AM (zMzA6)

Heh. Should have written: "test dirt. Do not remove."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:42 AM (1+GFg)

421 >>>Just wait. My eldest is over 29 and my youngest moved back home. 2nd kid has her kids here for 'free' babysitting and third kid says I am not accepting of sparkles for visiting with another grandkid.

---
Too many kids! Throw'em all out. Keep only one, if you want to keep one.

Posted by: nonesuch at September 01, 2018 02:42 AM (6rPY1)

422 Logprof, what is "classic dream pop?"

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:43 AM (zMzA6)

423 AOP: "test dirt. Do not remove."
Lol, kid was only 16 at the time. NOW, however, he might think to do that. Heh.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:44 AM (zMzA6)

424 RE: 423: But he doesn't live w/us now, lol.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:47 AM (zMzA6)

425 Well, I am off to bed. Busy day tomorrow, and then back on the road in the PM. Night, all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:47 AM (GNZwN)

426 Heinlein invented tribbles. He called them flat cats in the book The Rolling Stones. In the 1950s.

Posted by: Comment Monster at September 01, 2018 02:49 AM (sdHN8)

427 422 Logprof, what is "classic dream pop?"
Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 02:43 AM (zMzA6)

--At the time I posted, it was this: https://youtu.be/ROfi2i_x74U

This: https://youtu.be/O-YcBjHsxCM

or this: https://youtu.be/0T5zFSworfs

also would do. . . .

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:58 AM (e7oj4)

428 Logprof, then you might like this:


https://youtu.be /06iIOo3sFFc

(David Lanz and Paul Speer)

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 03:07 AM (zMzA6)

429 heinlen thought of inventing ted cruz but gave it up as too unbeivable!

Posted by: wammo at September 01, 2018 03:21 AM (0czZd)

430 428 Logprof, then you might like this:


https://youtu.be /06iIOo3sFFc

(David Lanz and Paul Speer)
Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 03:07 AM (zMzA6)

--Hmmmm, '80s proto-Dream Pop?

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 03:22 AM (e7oj4)

431 '80s proto-Dream Pop?


Lol, I suppose so. I liked "new age" before they gave it a name...
Pretty much anything Narada or Wyndham Hill, back in the day.


Great for... um, uh... partaking of mother nature... helps a body relax, IMO.

Not that I can do that now due to random testing, iykwim, of course.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 03:27 AM (zMzA6)

432 There are hundreds of TV shows that have come and gone without my ever seeing them once. Same with movies. You don't miss what you never had.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 01:54 AM (GNZwN)



There are TV shows that I never watched the first time around that are coming back so I can not watch them again (Murphy Brown, etc.).

Posted by: Puddleglum at September 01, 2018 03:29 AM (pY+s4)

433 TV has been a net negative on the culture ... of this I have no doubt.

I have these long podcasts with Russ Roberts or Jordan Peterson EG. They talk about topics that are asperational or important to my future life satisfaction. Politics is crude and petty comparatively.

We have to overcome the cultural deficit.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2018 03:48 AM (rnAwa)

434 What happens if the Hulk gets drunk, or high?

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 01, 2018 03:54 AM (/qEW2)

435 It's 4am so I'm up of course, have no need to be up.


None.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 03:56 AM (T4oHT)

436 What happens if the Hulk gets drunk, or high?


A: Nothing, as long as he doesn't get ANGRY.

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 03:56 AM (zMzA6)

437 Specialization is for flat cats.

~Heinlein

Posted by: BourbonChicken at September 01, 2018 03:59 AM (rnAwa)

438 Always been prickly in my TV tastes. Never watched everybody loves Raymond, night court, Frasier, Cheers, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 01, 2018 04:00 AM (/qEW2)

439 Oh, Lord help me, I've been drinking for 7 hours... and had harsh words w/only sister... f*ck.

Calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean, calm blue oceaaaaannnnn

Posted by: JQ at September 01, 2018 04:00 AM (zMzA6)

440 skip, any f1 today?

Posted by: Gooshy at September 01, 2018 04:00 AM (A/mY7)

441 Yes, they reshape Friday practice first, might be live practice after around 7 and qualifying around 8.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:03 AM (T4oHT)

442 thanks!

Posted by: Gooshy at September 01, 2018 04:05 AM (A/mY7)

443 They moved times up 1 hr, races use to start at 1pm local time unless of course night races and qualifying is usually equal, now it's 2pm local time.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:11 AM (T4oHT)

444 always changing things...

Posted by: Gooshy at September 01, 2018 04:15 AM (MVcs8)

445 --"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take."

--Wayne Gretzsky

--Michel Scott"

Posted by: logprof at September 01, 2018 02:03 AM (e7oj4)
~~~~~~~~

And you don't get AIDS from 100% of the faggots you don't let buttfuck you, too. TV is disease-ridden shit. All of it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at September 01, 2018 02:07 AM (GNZwN)


And if you don't swim in the ocean, there's a 100% chance you won't get bitten by a shark. Pool sharks are a completely different animal.

Posted by: RickZ at September 01, 2018 04:15 AM (8lsuS)

446 Straight away I suspected the New Mexico jihadists of trying to set up their own little private sex army to be used to attack targets.
Because for 1400 years that's what jihadists do, why would that change?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:16 AM (T4oHT)

447 Top o' the morning peeps. Sucky night at work. Idiots sent me the wrong side panels for the new cabinet I was supposed to install tonight. So we're installing carpet tiles and prepping for paint.

Might cancel tonight. Could use the extra day off.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 01, 2018 04:18 AM (qZaw2)

448 Slavery is alive and still a viable method of operation in Islam

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:20 AM (T4oHT)

449 Should just get up and make coffee., still have Songs of the South up on another browser, so could watch that some more.
So far in the movie I've seen its antebellum South but no slaves are being whipped or beaten. Guess that's why they are trying to erase it from history.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:25 AM (T4oHT)

450 How many hours until the ONT shows up?

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:28 AM (T4oHT)

451 ON THE...or EMT?

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 01, 2018 04:30 AM (qZaw2)

452 ONT

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 01, 2018 04:30 AM (qZaw2)

453 17 I think

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:31 AM (T4oHT)

454 Hating working nights.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 01, 2018 04:43 AM (qZaw2)

455 Beer sure is going to taste good in a couple of hours.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 01, 2018 04:44 AM (qZaw2)

456 Having ear issues again, ear is blocked up some. Last year twice had severe blockage and don't want that again so have drops in trying to clean it out.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:46 AM (T4oHT)

457 Coffee is just starting, thinking Apple pancakes maybe

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:59 AM (T4oHT)

458 Woo hoo. College football is finally back. UT v Md and UW v Auburn. It should be a great day!

Posted by: LASue at September 01, 2018 05:20 AM (Ph1ae)

459 Peanut butter and waffles for me.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at September 01, 2018 05:23 AM (qZaw2)

460 @457


How about potatoe pancakes covered in apple sauce?

Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2018 05:31 AM (kT3/m)

461 How about potatoe pancakes covered in apple sauce?

Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2018 05:31 AM (kT3/m)


Potatoe? Who do you think you are, Dan Quayle?

Posted by: RickZ at September 01, 2018 05:38 AM (8lsuS)

462 Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 04:16 AM (T4oHT)

I'm not taking that bet.

Posted by: clutch at September 01, 2018 05:41 AM (kiSdp)

463 Had some Kodiak cinnamon oat mix and doubled what I had left with Kodak waffle mix, chipped up a apple, egg and milk.

Posted by: Skip at September 01, 2018 05:42 AM (T4oHT)

464 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at September 01, 2018 05:42 AM (KCxzN)

465 @461

I spell it potatoe in solidarity with James Danforth Quayle, for that is when I truly realized the media was the enemy and simply cannot be trusted.


Posted by: Kreplach at September 01, 2018 05:50 AM (kT3/m)

466 NOOD EMT

Posted by: Bruce at September 01, 2018 06:01 AM (RcqX7)

467 What happens if the Hulk gets drunk, or high?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at September 01, 2018 03:54 AM (/qEW2)

Hulk's a pretty cool, mellow dude when he's smoked some herb. But, you don't want to see him drunk. He's a mean drunk.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at September 01, 2018 08:50 AM (9BLnV)

468 David Gerrold - who makes George R.R. Martin look timely in delivering sequels.
Also a proud contributor to the destruction of the Hugo Awards.

Posted by: Sam at September 01, 2018 10:59 AM (ZIHuF)

469 "The Protracted Man" sounds like it has an important theme from Gerrold's novel, "The Man Who Folded Himself", wherein the main character creates countless versions of himself via time travel.

Posted by: Buzz at September 01, 2018 12:23 PM (sFBH0)

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