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Buck:
buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com
joe mannix:
mannix2024 at proton.me
MisHum:
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J.J. Sefton:
sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com
The Seftonless Morning Report
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- Deadly School bus crash in New Mexico.
- Ted Cruz remains awesome.
- SJW Poster Child's lawsuit against the NFL is still a go.
- New Mexico authorities vow to do a better job this time around.
- It's about time to tell these special snowflakes to FOAD.
- A funny thing about the term, "Monkeyed around".
- Ha, Australia doesn't want
our traitorBrad Manning.
- Venezuela arrests 131 for economic sabotage.
- Nuttier than a fruitcake.
- The world didn't put Neil Armstrong on the moon. The USA did!
- Stocking mountain lakes with trout.
- The failure to plan on your part shouldn't constitute a Go Fund Me plan on my part.
And on that humanitarian note, have a great weekend!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 06:48 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Motown Daydrunk, outta lil' Mog (MSP)...HAH! at August 31, 2018 06:49 AM (951Yv)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 06:50 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 06:50 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: wing at August 31, 2018 06:52 AM (JFzNN)
It's just like a boss..covered in awesome sauce.
It's also a continuation of the article which Weirddave posted the other day.
https://wp.me/p6MziH-32dg
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 06:52 AM (wldC6)
sarc/
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 06:53 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
The thought that this demented drug damaged hag was at one point 3rd(?) in line for the leadership of the greatest country of this planet is a simultaneously depressing and terrifying thing.
Posted by: Motown Daydrunk, outta lil' Mog (MSP)...HAH! at August 31, 2018 06:55 AM (951Yv)
Wonder how much is our illegal friends??
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 06:56 AM (JFO2v)
Good
Morning Morons it's FRIDAY and the last day of Summer for those you
still stuck in job-land.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 06:57 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2018 07:00 AM (S6dPn)
Its time we had a national conversation about shitty truck tires. How many times have you had to dodge pieces of a truck tire recap on the highway?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 06:50 AM (hLRSq)
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She's something...
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:01 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Vic
And lost. I had the car in front of me throw it out from under his car, and it landed on my hood and grill. My car was one year old too.
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 07:02 AM (RcqX7)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 07:02 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:04 AM (mpXpK)
Saw some teaser headline, behind a paywall, that Beto is considered a Presidential candidate even if he loses.
A gun grabbing socialist. They're not even hiding anymore.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 07:04 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Tentotwo at August 31, 2018 07:05 AM (yhf6w)
Just shoot me now.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 31, 2018 07:05 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tentotwo
Just think how many fields could have been fertilized
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (RcqX7)
Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:02 AM (mpXpK)
He's not good enough for the amount of pain.
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (S6dPn)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:00 AM
There's a long section of highway in Ohio, east to west and vice versa, that I swear is where truck tires go to die. Every stinking quarter mile there's tire debris on the side of the road.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (LOgQ4)
What I would like to know is why is "monkey" a racist term and when did it become so?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 07:07 AM (DaDYr)
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How do they know this? It may be faster, but fish free-falling from the sky can't be normal for the fish.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:07 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 07:07 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 07:07 AM (wldC6)
A few weeks ago they were making similar "squeeeeees" about Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez. They'll eventually find someone young, clean, articulate, and good-looking with no discernable past to fall in behind.
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 07:08 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 31, 2018 07:08 AM (CE6iV)
It would be hilarious if Chuck Todd's 'big news' turned out to be Mueller losing his Himmler.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 07:08 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at August 31, 2018 07:06 AM (S6dPn)
simian
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:08 AM (JFO2v)
Just shoot me now.
Posted by: votermom"
On the bright side only three more days of the McCain funeral, Americas greatest war hero and politician ever.
Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2018 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at August 31, 2018 07:09 AM (xQfPr)
Posted by: creeper at August 31, 2018 07:10 AM (l0mIQ)
Venezuela arrests 131 for economic sabotage.
Kulaks and wreckers! Notice capitalist countries never have these?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 07:10 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 07:10 AM (DaDYr)
Posted by: m at August 31, 2018 07:10 AM (CwOPz)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 31, 2018 07:11 AM (CE6iV)
Seems like we had 8 years of those ass hats in charge.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2018 07:12 AM (NDcnw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Boomer at August 31, 2018 07:12 AM (/U9ke)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (fqUgw)
If the truck blew a steer tire, it could pull the truck off the roadway. Just blowing a drive tire or something on the trailer wouldn't do it.
Normally, it is rare for a steer tire to blow unless it has hit something in the road, or been abused in some way.
Driver fatigue is more of a factor than exploding steer tires.
Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (I9Sw7)
If you ever see a headline that says "Man falls, dies putting on underwear" you will know it was me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2018 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
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Not having TV is such a blessing.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (6NBNe)
If you ever see a headline that says "Man falls, dies putting on underwear" you will know it was me.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (LsBY9)
That is why I quit whering them!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:14 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at August 31, 2018 07:14 AM (NDcnw)
He's harder to plant than Rasputin.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 07:15 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)
A lot of Beto signs in my area. High dollar libs always put up signs.
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 31, 2018 07:15 AM (czkHE)
Posted by: Ripley
I still see flags at half mast around. Some at full. What ever became fo that? Should I be safe and put it at 3/4?
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 07:15 AM (RcqX7)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at August 31, 2018 07:15 AM (LsBY9)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 31, 2018 07:15 AM (58Au8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at August 31, 2018 07:16 AM (Kgaos)
Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2018 07:09 AM (MxEKc)
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Three more days dressed as Little Miss Lindsey, Maverick McPlanecrash's sidekick?
Uuughh! I should never have taken this elective!
Posted by: Caitlin - CNN high school intern at August 31, 2018 07:16 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:17 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/yboodsat
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/y8k6vp98
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at August 31, 2018 07:15 AM (czkHE)
I always assume those are people on the big govt teat. I heard an interview of him when I was in austin this week. Open borders! More gun laws! Impeachment (code word was The Truth!).
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
http://tinyurl.com/ybyenwxq
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/ycdkezty
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:19 AM (JFO2v)
http://tinyurl.com/y8jbe2rq
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
Speaking of exploding truck tires, there was a section of I-95 in Florida that was HELL on truck tires. Don't know what it was; something in the concrete, or the road surface but I counted fifty blown tires in a ten-mile stretch. Something about that ten miles because there weren't any blown tires anywhere else.
It is one reason of many why I hated having traffic ride alongside me.
Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 07:19 AM (I9Sw7)
http://tinyurl.com/yanubuv4
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/y7rsqtpt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:19 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/ycsecaxv
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/yceneptm
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/ydc82vmj
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:21 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at August 31, 2018 07:21 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: Monkey Up at August 31, 2018 07:21 AM (WPxnj)
http://tinyurl.com/y979lfb3
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:21 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/yawt4rhk
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:21 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/y7e5j5ts
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:22 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/y75q8wwt
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:22 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:22 AM (mpXpK)
http://tinyurl.com/y7qfc4gr
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:22 AM (mpXpK)
It is called a twofer. 1 less citizen and another illegal supported by government.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:23 AM (JFO2v)
http://tinyurl.com/y88gm6uh
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 07:23 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:25 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:25 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 07:26 AM (hLRSq)
Saw some teaser headline, behind a paywall, that Beto is considered a Presidential candidate even if he loses.
A gun grabbing socialist. They're not even hiding anymore.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 07:04 AM
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I saw that too yesterday. Something like....even if he loses, he wins because he is the next obama.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 07:26 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:27 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by Vic
Remember Monday Night Football? Remember Howard Cosell? Remember why he got fired?
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 07:28 AM (XWvgx)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 07:26 AM (JUOKG)
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That'll be a winning strategy.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:28 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:28 AM (9MKXa)
Some Hawaiian Judge: Every team has to hire Crapperdick. I command it!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM (ULoJS)
It will be so ridiculously unimportant. These dudes are like 13 year old girls running around telling secrets.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM (/8RAd)
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:30 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM (oVJmc)
"Today is F. Chuck Todd's big day. Any bets as to the story he teased?
Posted by: Huck Follywood"
He is coming out of the closet? Not really news or a big story.
Posted by: Ripley at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM (MxEKc)
And thanks for covering this week, Mis Hum - very much appreciated.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM (kqsXK)
"So I don't think that Neil viewed himself as an American hero," Gosling told the Telegraph.
Sure snowflake. It's whatever you say it is. Why not just write Armstrong out of it all together and replace him with a black tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM (SiINZ)
Illinois is like Venezuela now, a fiscally broken state that has lost
its will to live, although for the moment, we still have enough toilet
paper. But before we run out of the essentials, let's finally admit
that after decade upon decade of taxing and spending and borrowing,
Illinois has finally...
Next week I make a trip to Chicago for a wedding, glorious affair I hear, either the wedding or Chicago, not sure which.
Posted by: colin at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM (u2Qh0)
but what about the next right?
And I had thought the constitution as a contract between citizens and govt, and don't they swear some kind of fidelity to uphold it?
anyway this is always perplexing to me.
our political foes seem to adore the parts of the constitution they Need in their moments, but are constantly trying to steal rights away from anyone not just like them.
one more thing; it's Friday and I believe last day for Mueller to screw with the election season so can we expect something particularly egregious to hit the news cycle?
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 07:32 AM (dPd5y)
This is an example of the two modes of speech involved. Because our side is made up of nothing but borderline retards, a quick and simple take will do. But Obama, like his buttboys Don Lemon and Chris Cuomo, are very, very smart, so their words must be very carefully analyzed. The same goes for Cardinal Cupcake. It is always wrong to seize on THEIR words this way.
Simple when you see it.
Posted by: George LeS at August 31, 2018 07:32 AM (59GGI)
WRONG! We did it. No Canadia, Not Russia, Not China. Fuk you gosling!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 07:28 AM (XWvgx)
I had forgot about that but here is what happended.
During the broadcast, Cosell stated in reference to Redskins wide receiver Alvin Garrett after his sixth reception of the evening, that Washington Coach Joe Gibbs "wanted that kid, and that little monkey gets loose doesn't he".
The comment brought immediate criticism for being racist, specifically by then-president of the Southern Christian Leadership Conference the Rev. Joseph Lowery, who demanded Cosell apologize.
I suspect the MFM made as mountain out of this molehill.
So the head of a black organization deemed it racist.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:33 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 07:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: freaked at August 31, 2018 07:34 AM (UdKB7)
Overheard at a Beto rally the other day;
Beto ranting about guns. Crowd nodding in agreement. Lone protester says something to the effect "Come on man, it's Texas. Come and get them!"
Beto; "WE WILL!!1!" Crowd roars.
In Texas. WTF
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 07:34 AM (DaDYr)
Good thing strangers care more about you than your father did.
Posted by: Gem at August 31, 2018 07:34 AM (XoAz8)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yangx2z6
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:35 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Vic We
Remember the uproar when Howard Cosell said "Look at that little monkey run" when announcing an NFL game ?
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2018 07:35 AM (xVrMB)
'it was a human achievement'
Exclusively by Americans, but exclusively by humans, so, yeah, I guess.
Just no non-American humans.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 07:35 AM (oVJmc)
so anyway back to my, we cannot be responsible for every swinging dickhead
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 07:35 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at August 31, 2018 07:35 AM (+F0Wk)
http://tinyurl.com/ybyenwxq
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:18 AM (mpXpK)
Cue the 4d mavens to say this is kabuki theater and that Sleepy Jeff is the greatest AG evarrrr with eight gazillion SEALED INDICTMENTS ready to transport Cock Curious and Rodham to Gitmo for trials for treason. Meanwhile the DOJ continues to be a nest of snakes and a big time embarrassment to the whole country.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 07:36 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Zelzal, Fateh-110 and Zolfaqar missiles have ranges of between 200-700 km, making Israels main coastal city vulnerable if deployed in southern or western Iraq; The logic was to have a backup plan if Iran was attacked. The numbers can be increased if necessary, says one Iranian official; Israel issues no immediate comment.
Thanks Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:36 AM (9MKXa)
its will to live, although for the moment, we still have enough toilet
paper. But before we run out of the essentials, let's finally admit
that after decade upon decade of taxing and spending and borrowing,
Illinois has finally...
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Not quite...
As a new resident of s. IL, living 300 miles away from Chitown is a plus, cept for the taxes...
Doubly sucks when you live in S. IL but work in Missouri.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:37 AM (6NBNe)
92 Today is F. Chuck Todd's big day.
It will be so ridiculously unimportant. These dudes are like 13 year old girls running around telling secrets.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM
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Another rachel madcow tax return flop I suspect.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 07:38 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 07:38 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:38 AM (mpXpK)
Their father was a feckless idiot
I call them sperm donors. I have an uncle that treated his daughter like shit. My mom liked him for some reason and I tell her do not mention his name when I am around.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:39 AM (JFO2v)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y8rzrc4b
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:39 AM (ULoJS)
Zelzal, Fateh-110 and Zolfaqar missiles have ranges of between 200-700 km, making Israels main coastal city vulnerable if deployed in southern or western Iraq; The logic was to have a backup plan if Iran was attacked. The numbers can be increased if necessary, says one Iranian official; Israel issues no immediate comment.
Thanks Fredo
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:36 AM (9MKXa)
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Iraq pretty much no longer exists.
So many sacrifices...
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:39 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2018 07:40 AM (DRjot)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 07:38 AM (dPd5y)
https://tinyurl.com/yadfwan4
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (9MKXa)
Bite me, humans.
Posted by: Ham at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (UdKB7)
Moving them closer to an Israeli decapitation strike.
Posted by: Sahib Mikey's Safari Adventure & Clubbing Extravaganza is now stocked and open! at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (hLRSq)
Zelzal, Fateh-110 and Zolfaqar missiles have ranges of between 200-700 km, making Israels main coastal city vulnerable
If this is true I'd expect to soon hear about accidental explosions soon, serious enough to destroy these missiles and kill the troops who operate them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (JFO2v)
If it was BIG, it would have been leaked already.
Posted by: Bitter Bendergash at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (/8RAd)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 07:26 AM (JUOKG)
The term "next Obama" means different things to different people. Interesting that they're applying it to someone they expect to lose, perhaps very badly.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (mQ0Mc)
Iraq pretty much no longer exists.
So many sacrifices...
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:39 AM (6NBNe)
Yup.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (9MKXa)
So, wassup?
Mc still mort, Hillary nacho prez, life is good!
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (dPd5y)
I just had a sausage 'n cheese biscuit, so, yea, in about 20 minutes it'll drop. IYKWIM
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (DaDYr)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (ZQfW9)
Posted by: Captain Hate
I eat prunes for my next Obama
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (RcqX7)
It will be so ridiculously unimportant. These dudes are like 13 year old girls running around telling secrets.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM
He's going to reveal that he's Miguelito Loveless' love child?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 07:42 AM (SiINZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:41 AM (ULoJS)
I sure hope so
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:43 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2018 07:40 AM (DRjot)
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Mornin' Krep.
You are such a ray of sunshine.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:43 AM (6NBNe)
Yep. Delayed gratification isn't in their playbook...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 31, 2018 07:44 AM (6qErC)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:44 AM (W+vEI)
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Who's saying it? If it's coming from the lying fake news media, my eyes are already rolling. If it's coming from PDT's people, well then, let's see the fireworks.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 07:44 AM (mQ0Mc)
"So I don't think that Neil viewed himself as an American hero," Gosling told the Telegraph.
________________
Not cognitive bias so much as projection.
Gosling doesn't think patriotism is a good thing, so of course Armstrong must have felt the same way.
Never mind the fact that Armstrong grew to maturity in a different era than Gosling. No, Armstrong must have felt about patriotism exactly the same way that Gosling does, because Gosling is such a very special snowflake and therefore everybody else must of course share his point of view!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:44 AM (fqUgw)
ABC still fired him.
Jimmy the Greek got fired for something he said. The bad thing about what he said, it was the truth. But of course it made no difference.
And I never believed Cosell was a racist. A black man made his career. Muhammad Ali.
This kind of crap has been going on a long time. And it's worse today. The offended just get more offended.
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 07:44 AM (XWvgx)
Self, I wonder how wf's vacay has been going?
Answer- super duper UNTIL yesterday afternoon. It seems an unusually bad tempered jellyfish decided that I needed to get the f off of his lawn post haste. Both ankles and shins. That definitely was not worth the price of admission.
Posted by: weirdflunky at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (/UmxE)
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (xVrMB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (JFO2v)
Drop a human and they break bones.
Drop an elephant and they splash.
They're suspended in water prior to drop so they're presumed okay, breathing etc.
The drop appears to be about 2,000 ft. that's about 30 seconds fall.
So not long enough to choke them. (fish can also hold their breath longer than humans and they deal with variations in oxygen density in the water so they're used to that. Also part of them being cold blooded. Low metabolism
They're streamline so they'll flutter a bit but will land front first for the most part a very protect part of their body.
I would reckon they did tests on survival rate b4 they started doing this and found fewer dead fish after a drop than by having to pack them in. Long time in bad conditions being packed in.
Why the F**k are ppl so worried about a gd fish? We've become a nation of wussies.
some aliens gonna fall out of the sky and round us up and enslave us we are so deserving of being genocided. we no longer have the top predator attitude.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (nwORd)
He's an actor.
He doesn't have cognitive anything.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at August 31, 2018 07:46 AM (7AQC5)
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 07:46 AM (/8RAd)
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Interesting hash.
"F' you, you go 'way"
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:47 AM (6NBNe)
https://wp.me/p6MziH-32dg
LOVE it! Hope Jimmy's Seafood gets double their customers this weekend!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:47 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:27 AM (JFO2v)
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Agree. In fact, I think it is unconstitutional. Someone needs to show me in the constitution the part about federal interference in collective bargaining.
States are free to do it, but nowhere is the federal government authorized to do it.
National Leninist Revolution Bureau.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 07:48 AM (vbJig)
Well, bad news for the socialist scumbags, because Brookings says we are on the verge of a historic milestone as capitalism has lifted half of the human population in the world into the middle class.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7aet6ds
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:48 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 07:45 AM (nwORd)
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*eyes hash*
Heh.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:48 AM (6NBNe)
Thanks, Vic. I ended up clicking on most of your links. I like how you put a little hair around them.
Nice story about Don Jr finding the kid who had his hat stolen and Trump Sr signed a new one for him.
The hat could be worth big bucks someday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 07:49 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 07:49 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: LMD Outer Banker at August 31, 2018 07:49 AM (YuQLm)
He doesn't have cognitive anything.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Okay, that made me laugh.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 31, 2018 07:49 AM (S6Pax)
"According to multiple sources familiar with the matter, NBC News general counsel Susan Weiner made a series of phone calls to Farrow, threatening to smear him if he continued to report on Weinstein," The Daily Beast reported.
It's just shocking to think that anyone can dispute what our fair and unbiased media reports to us comrades
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 07:49 AM (SiINZ)
It will be so ridiculously unimportant. These dudes are like 13 year old girls running around telling secrets.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 07:29 AM (JFO2v)"
That's pretty much what I'm expecting. Zip.
I fart in their general direction !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 31, 2018 07:50 AM (58Au8)
I seem to recall his girlfriend torpedoing one job prospect, and Kapearnick also blowing at least one other by dicking around. Not worth my time to Bing it, but he had an active hand in not being hired.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:50 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 07:50 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at August 31, 2018 07:51 AM (5oWLH)
Posted by: Captain Hate
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O'Rourke is just following the Obama playbook. Obama lost (by a large margin) a congressional primary election challenge to Bobby Rush in 2000.
So O'Rourke's plan is to lose big now, then come back in 8 years and get elected president!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:51 AM (fqUgw)
The hat could be worth big bucks someday.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 07:49 AM (LOgQ4)
Shows how much real class Trump has.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:53 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 07:36 AM (y7DUB)
Even if PDT had unilateral authority to throw anybody he wanted in Jail, Hillary and King Barry wouldn't be going to jail.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 07:53 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Ohio Lurking Gal at August 31, 2018 07:51 AM (5oWLH)
Well after all in that sub movie we stole the glory for stealing the Nazi Enigma machine when it was really The British that did it. LOL
Hey do what I do..I have only paid to see 2 movies in 20+ years : American Sniper and Lone Survivor
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:53 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 07:46 AM (/8RAd)
It's been a fucking year and a half for Sessions to at least start firing people with cause instead of leaving turds in place with no diminished ability to wreak havoc on innocent people. Snoozer Recuser should be on the hook for every fucking penny of Flynn's legal expenses. Instead he meets with his former Senate colleagues to give him beejers about the great fucking job that malingering dolt has done. To hell with that.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 07:54 AM (y7DUB)
https://tinyurl.com/ycat7wwh
A Los Angeles native, she started out as a stage actress before signing with the failing Vitagraph studio in 1918. She was soon snapped up by the Fox Film Corporation, which added her to its roster of "vamps" - whose number included Valeska Suratt and Louise Glaum - in order to keep star Theda Bara in line.
https://tinyurl.com/y8w2mlvn
By this time, Bara had already filmed Cleopatra and Salome; The Queen of Sheba was set to be the next in this unofficial trilogy, but when Bara was released from her contract in 1919, Blythe was given the role, which led to her most famous photographs, showing more above the waist -
https://tinyurl.com/js646eq
- than Bara ever did.
https://tinyurl.com/ydxoewcc
Next to Sheba, her most famous role was as jungle goddess Ayesha in 1925s She, the first full-length movie version of the H. Rider Haggard story.
https://tinyurl.com/ycnb7cgq
She continued to work in movies after the advent of sound, but of the 56 "talkies" she appeared in, sadly almost all were in uncredited roles, her last being "Lady at Ball" in 1964s My Fair Lady.
Worth over three million dollars at the height of her fame, she lost it (as did so many others) in the Crash of 1929. Married to director Paul Scardon until his death in 1954, Blythe died of a heart attack in 1967.
For some reason, her name is attached to a twee 1920s-style "Betty Blythe Vintage Tea Room" in London - www.bettyblythe.co.uk.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 07:54 AM (kqsXK)
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Interesting hash.
"F' you, you go 'way"
Posted by: SMH
______________________
Yeah, it fits.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:55 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:55 AM (9MKXa)
This year, NFL has male dancers on the sideline.
I think I see a solution here....
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 07:55 AM (DH5wZ)
"So I don't think that Neil viewed himself as an American hero," Gosling told the Telegraph.
- - - -
So he makes a film about the man's amazing accomplishments, but diminishes him in interviews. WTF, buddy? Aside from the marketing malpractice, it is an insult to Armstrong, his family, and his memory.
What a tool.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (9MKXa)
https://tinyurl.com/y9wwjz8l
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (ULoJS)
And there you have the foundation of that being a slur.
Any reference that is aimed in the general direction of a Black person that contains a reference to any of the apes will be taken that way. No matter how oblique.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (nwORd)
This year, NFL has male dancers on the sideline.
I think I see a solution here....
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 07:55 AM (DH5wZ)
LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (fqUgw)
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Me too. It now takes longer to load and open and close emails. Jeebus - its like they caught the Microsoft Upgrade disease.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:56 AM (fqUgw)
Yes- THAT is what I hate the most
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 07:57 AM (9MKXa)
This year, NFL has male dancers on the sideline.
I think I see a solution here....
_______________________
He's not pretty enough.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:57 AM (fqUgw)
Kulaks and wreckers! Notice capitalist countries never have these?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
We have Enron Economists, except instead of jailing and torturing them, we give them a Nobel prize.
Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2018 07:57 AM (IYkVg)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 07:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: colin at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM (u2Qh0)
I like buildings, and Chicago has some really nice ones. Other than that, the place can fall off the face of the Earth, for all I care.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 07:58 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:58 AM (mpXpK)
This year, NFL has male dancers on the sideline.
I think I see a solution here....
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 07:55 AM (DH5wZ)
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I sense another meme...
"You want a job in the NFL? Here ya go."
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 07:58 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 07:58 AM (wldC6)
He looks like a Kennedy, doesn't he?
Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:00 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:00 AM (dPd5y)
Their tears will be...delicious.
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 08:00 AM (DH5wZ)
1999 2148 (1000 MT) 41.32 %
2000 2148 (1000 MT) 0.00 % White Farm Takeovers Started
2001 1467 (1000 MT) -31.70 %
2002 500 (1000 MT) -65.92 %
2003 800 (1000 MT) 60.00 %
2004 900 (1000 MT) 12.50 %
2005 750 (1000 MT) -16.67 %
2006 900 (1000 MT) 20.00 %
2007 700 (1000 MT) -22.22 %
2008 525 (1000 MT) -25.00 %
2009 650 (1000 MT) 23.81 %
2010 1000 (1000 MT) 53.85 %
2011 1010 (1000 MT) 1.00 %
2012 999 (1000 MT) -1.09 %
2013 857 (1000 MT) -14.21 %
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM (JFO2v)
Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)
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Yep.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM (6NBNe)
Beto; "WE WILL!!1!" Crowd roars.
In Texas. WTF
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 07:34 AM (DaDYr)
I thought it was at a Cruz appearance when someone in the crowd yelled, "Come and get them!" and a soyboy cried, "We will!" to which Cruz responded, "And that's what this election is all about!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM (RuIsu)
hope your day is better, Horde.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM (8D42x)
Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)
The virgin intern fuking Kennedy or the Mistress Killing one?
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 08:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:02 AM (dYClY)
Morning headaches can sometimes indicate sleep apnea. Brain doesn't get enough O2, so CO2 builds up in blood. Important to check it out.
Posted by: IrishEi at August 31, 2018 08:02 AM (Ri0Ku)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party
HEY! VIC!
Posted by: Front porch rocker, Somewhere in South Carolina at August 31, 2018 08:03 AM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:03 AM (vbJig)
Ick.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 07:59 AM (W+vEI)
The virgin intern fuking Kennedy or the Mistress Killing one?"
He's about as mentally abled as the one with the lobotomy.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 08:03 AM (wldC6)
Didn't like that feeling.
So reset router for new hash.
Although this one could be read as dikely dycly
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:04 AM (dYClY)
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Does Zimbabwe have oak trees and whites?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:04 AM (2LelM)
By the way, the gas tax is increasing by another 4.3 cents here in NJ on
OCT 1 due to a little clause in the fuckin bill the fat man let pass in
2016. Thank you chistie , you fat fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:00 AM (9MKXa)
The RINOs here in the State legislature approved a 12 cent a gal tax increase a couple of years ago. This has been the worst so-called "republican" legislature in SC history. And they no longer have Nikki Haley to keep them straight.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:04 AM (mpXpK)
Yes they do. The bad thing is the sidewalks are full of winos and bums you have to step over.
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 08:04 AM (XWvgx)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:04 AM (dPd5y)
A quick search gives credit to both men, not who actually put the thing in the ground.
And it was debated about whether or not to use the UN (spits) flag instead of the US flag. SJW's were alive and well in 1969.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (DaDYr)
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (6NBNe)
Fucking entitled snowflakes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (oWjYY)
Zelzal, Fateh-110 and Zolfaqar missiles have ranges of between 200-700 km, making Israels main coastal city vulnerable
If this is true I'd expect to soon hear about accidental explosions soon, serious enough to destroy these missiles and kill the troops who operate them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Iran really seems to enjoy getting her ass kicked
Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (IYkVg)
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Does Zimbabwe have oak trees and whites?
Sadly, no.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (vbJig)
Yes they do. The bad thing is the sidewalks are full of winos and bums you have to step over.\
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In the winter where do they go?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 08:06 AM (y7DUB)
The images taken by ImageSat International (ISI) purport to show evidence suggesting that Iran is continuing to build various facilities related to the development and production of surface-to-surface missiles (SSM) in the area of Wadi Jahannam near Baniyas.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:06 AM (9MKXa)
and keeses and hugs, hope you are you man are doing well !
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:06 AM (dPd5y)
Disgusting.
But IIRC, this is how Weinstein was able to be a creep for so long: he had an army of media people who were willing to do his bidding in exchange for access to his actors, directors, etc. for interviews. He could blackball unruly actresses and count on the press to suppress any word of scandal.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:06 AM (W+vEI)
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Yes they do. The bad thing is the sidewalks are full of winos and bums you have to step over.
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 08:04 AM (XWvgx)
That's why God invented photos. So we don't actually have to go to that shithole town.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 08:07 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:08 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:06 AM (W+vEI)
Ya mean like his "friendship" with The FAB and her rappy husband
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:08 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (XWvgx)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (Y/1UV)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot
Lack of oak casks, doesn't age as well in plastic Jerry cans.
Posted by: Jean at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (IYkVg)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:06 AM (9MKXa)
I imagine the IDF's pictures are much more detailed....
Posted by: blaster at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (DH5wZ)
Posted by: rickl at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (vbJig)
Who's hero is Che and who wears "cops are pigs" socks....What a standard Bearer
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (9MKXa)
But somehow we never hear about that.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (dYClY)
But Sessions is the one with a conflict, because he had a cocktail with the Russian ambassador.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Valu-Rite Whiskey at August 31, 2018 08:11 AM (vbJig)
The younger daughter and I, with the g-babies, are going into St. Louis.
Her b-day was Tuesday, and she wants to go shopping.
Meaning she'll be trying on clothes while I keep the tykes from running off.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 08:11 AM (6NBNe)
Oh, my wife's high school friend's daughter will be escaping the Planet of the Apes with us this weekend. Seems she thought it a good idea to attend Howard University cuz of the internship's available in DC. She's been there two weeks and needs a time out. Jeebus - white people are remarkably stupid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:12 AM (2LelM)
agreement. Lone protester says something to the effect "Come on man,
it's Texas. Come and get them!"
Beto; "WE WILL!!1!" Crowd roars.
In Texas. WTF
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 07:34 AM (DaDYr)
I thought it was at a Cruz appearance when someone in the crowd yelled, "Come and get them!" and a soyboy cried, "We will!" to which Cruz responded, "And that's what this election is all about!"
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 08:01 AM
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It was a Cruz event. Not sure how the heck that got turned around.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 08:12 AM (JUOKG)
Here's what else I would bet the bank they don't include in the movie: Buzz Aldrin taking communion on the moon and reciting Psalm 8 when he was in the rocket ship heading back to the Earth
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd3zulqs
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:12 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (vbJig)
But mostly just to impress his SJW Muslim Girlfriend.
Posted by: Hikaru at August 31, 2018 08:12 AM (UnA8+)
But somehow we never hear about that."
Statistical evidence suggests that the most dangerous place for a black male between the ages of 15 and 28 is within handgun range of another black male, between the ages of 15-28.
Yet that little factoid seems to not be well known either.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 08:13 AM (wldC6)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yboodsat
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 08:13 AM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM
I read an interesting article recently about how the Chinese tested people exposed to high levels of air pollution and how it cut their intelligence. D'uh... brain needs oxygen.
Which is the problem we have all over this country. The city dwellers who vote predominately (D).
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 08:13 AM (LOgQ4)
poor you, shopping and children isn't a good mix!
and ,happy b day to daughter.
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:13 AM (dPd5y)
Speaking of Bourbon, I have a nice new unopened bottle of Maker's Mark
at home and a goodly amount of mint in the garden. Think I'll pick up
some sugar and soda on the way home.
Oh, my wife's high school friend's daughter will be escaping the
Planet of the Apes with us this weekend. Seems she thought it a good
idea to attend Howard University cuz of the internship's available in
DC. She's been there two weeks and needs a time out. Jeebus - white
people are remarkably stupid.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:12 AM (2LelM)
Why would you want to ruin good expensive Maker's Mark with sugar and soda?
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:13 AM (mpXpK)
Fate is inexorable. You can't escape it. You can only guide it a little.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:13 AM (dYClY)
Obviously we need common-sense school bus control.
Seriously people, you see how the government mandates the way kids travel in your private vehicle through like age 12. Yet they get on these government-run rolling metal deathtraps and aren't even required to be in their seats, much less belted-in.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:14 AM (NYS7S)
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So, Christ was on the Moon with them. I never heard that before.
Posted by: Corpus Christi at August 31, 2018 08:14 AM (vbJig)
Geez, could they be more obvious about this Mueller investigation really being an Obama/Hillary clean-up operation?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:14 AM (W+vEI)
Right. I'm sure they'll get right on that, with the next DeepState FalseFlag jihadist compound they find in New Mexico or some other remote locale. Double Swearsies.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:15 AM (NYS7S)
read the methodology, but how could Cruz possibly be up only 1 or 2
against this clown O'rourke. In Texas.
Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM
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That's what you get when you only poll in Austin and Houston.
The exact same thing happened in Kentucky when that grimes woman was running against mcconnell. The polls showed him up by only 1 or 2 points and one poll had them tied because they were only polling in Louisville and Lexington. He beat her by 14 points on election day.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at August 31, 2018 08:15 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 08:15 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 08:15 AM (ULoJS)
They have already dropped the charges against the driver and bulldozed the wreckage into the ground.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:15 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 08:16 AM (6NBNe)
It won't, but it should.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:16 AM (oVJmc)
but if you think of something else appropriate (not mean stuff please, im game.)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:16 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM
In the last Election they had the same doomsday polls for Texas.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:15 AM (vbJig)
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Heh.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM (vbJig)
We probably wouldn't have had eight years of Cock Curious if, when he went to his high school basketball coach to whine about no playing time, the coach had kicked his pansy ass out of his office and off the team. Instead he learned that being an annoying knob was his ticket going forward.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (DaDYr)
Seriously people, you see how the government mandates the way kids
travel in your private vehicle through like age 12. Yet they get on
these government-run rolling metal deathtraps and aren't even required
to be in their seats, much less belted-in.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:14 AM (NYS7S)
The school bus was not at fault in this mess. And the newer school buses coming out do have seat belts. As for kids being required to be in their seat, here they are. But how well that is enforced may be a different matter.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (mpXpK)
The formulation of the questions. The manipulation of the numbers of each party polled. The locations of the polling.
All that can skew a poll to arrive near what they want. If not they try again.
Polls have always been lies.
The only accurate poll is the vote. And now we have to doubt that too.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (dYClY)
It won't, but it should.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:16 AM (oVJmc)
Shirley you jest
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:18 AM (9MKXa)
"Our Justice Department and our FBI - at the top of each, because inside
they have incredible people - but our Justice Department and our FBI
have to start doing their job and doing it right and doing it now,"
Trump said. "I wanted to stay out, but at some point if it doesn't
straighten out properly ... I will get involved and I'll get in there if
I have to."
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 08:18 AM (ULoJS)
Appreciate the update, Vic. Been a while since any of my kids rode one of those.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:19 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:19 AM (9MKXa)
What grand Fun when I took them to a steak house when dad was in the hospital!
no kidding they were standing up in the booth talking to the people behind them, I had to threaten them with taking a walk out to the car for a 'talk'
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:20 AM (dPd5y)
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Me too, and it takes too long to load
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and such small portions.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 08:20 AM (yZJSx)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 31, 2018 08:09 AM
In the last Election they had the same doomsday polls for Texas.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:17 AM (9MKXa)
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In about two months, polling firms will start using much more reasonable methodologies and assumptions in how they work their polls, and suddenly all of these Republican leads will open up that there was no evidence of before.
It'll be super weird and really unpredictable.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 08:20 AM (LZygN)
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:19 AM (NYS7S)
Depends on how often your school system gets new buses whether they have them or not. If you are concerned you should call the school and ask. I always walked to school and the city schools had no buses when I was in.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:21 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (NWiLs)
You know you'll have to get involved, Mr. President.
An uprooted tree can never right itself. It will only grow more crooked with time and eventually choke itself to death.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (vbJig)
He's just another grifter looking for a fat payday for no work.
Given that he's suing the National Felons League, frankly I'm just rooting for casualties.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (NYS7S)
FOX News
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (9MKXa)
I didn't think it was possible to suck worse than the old style. I was wrong.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (r9UYA)
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You're welcome.
Posted by: Big Anus at August 31, 2018 08:23 AM (vg8iE)
My kids are grown and gone, and the last thing I'm looking to be locally is... involved. (Been there, done that, ain't a-going back.)
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:23 AM (NYS7S)
FOX News
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (9MKXa)
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The progressives of California are going to feel so virtuous as they discover the meaning of the word recidivism.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 08:23 AM (LZygN)
Odd having to wait two weeks from request to deletion.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 08:23 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
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Well, he completed his absolute final flight last night.
We are happy to report no report of shipboard fire or lost aircraft.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (vbJig)
Posted by: MaximusDaximus at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (2dXEA)
Posted by: Insomniac
In other news ......IT's FRIDAY !
AGAIN !!!
Posted by: JT at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (xVrMB)
But Sessions is the one with a conflict, because he had a cocktail with the Russian ambassador.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (ULoJS)
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Thanks Sessions.
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (DzwTY)
Oh, he knows it. He just can't do anything prior to November 6th. I suspect a blood-bath the day after.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (NYS7S)
It's so ridiculous.
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (XWvgx)
sometimes works for me, or just climbing back in bed.
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:26 AM (dPd5y)
Money was the social leveler. Now you got judges making subjective decisions that will stick to them no matter what happens. with bail there was rules.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (dYClY)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (dPd5y)
After they get a few more anti-MAGA votes out of him.
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (boNFp)
I voted in that election. There was a feeling here (south of Louisville) that McConnell would win and was preferred over Grimes, but the polls always showed it even or close. Louisville and Lexington are commie strongholds in KY. Everywhere else, not so much.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (DaDYr)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (fqUgw)
There was another team that was willing to offer him a job as long as he kept his antics off the field.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 08:10 AM (ULoJS)
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Thanks Sessions.
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (DzwTY)
My sincere hope is that Sleepy McNapSessionzzzz and his "sacred honor" will be unemployed come the dawn of 07NOV2018. I expect to be disappointed, but hope regardless.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 31, 2018 08:28 AM (J70i0)
I think McCain is in a barrel in the Arizona desert -- a barrel that was once to make Zimbabwe bourbon and was served to a New Mexico bus driver!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:28 AM (vbJig)
Which means he's either just about to strike, or has already set his plan in motion.
That tweet is just his way of alerting people what will hit the news soon. Heh.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:28 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
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Fun fact, the networks didn't call GA until very late and it wasn't even close.
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM (DzwTY)
I believe that was Carolina. Then his jihadist bitch GF went and said something about the owner of the team running a plantation and POOF the offer was withdrawn.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM (dPd5y)
Contra Trump, I have seen no indication of good and honest FBI or DOJ employees at any level.
They are shit organizations that need to be bulldozed under and started over.
Posted by: Kreplach at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM (DRjot)
By this time, Bara had already filmed Cleopatra and Salome; The Queen of Sheba was set to be the next in this unofficial trilogy, but when Bara was released from her contract in 1919, Blythe was given the role, which led to her most famous photographs, showing more above the waist -
https://tinyurl.com/js646eq
- than Bara ever did.
https://tinyurl.com/ydxoewcc
Halter chain bras are coming back into style again. ;-)
Thanks, MP4. Always interesting!
And thanks to MisHum and WeirdDave for pitching in for JJ!
Posted by: Gem at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM (XoAz8)
Obviously we need common-sense school bus control.
Seriously people, you see how the government mandates the way kids travel in your private vehicle through like age 12. Yet they get on these government-run rolling metal deathtraps and aren't even required to be in their seats, much less belted-in.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:14 AM (NYS7S)
Are you people talking about the bus with the symbol of a dog on it?
Yeah, not a school bus. Greyhound.
Posted by: BurtTC at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM (cY3LT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 31, 2018 08:30 AM (9MKXa)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at August 31, 2018 08:30 AM (FIrEF)
Why would you want to ruin good expensive Maker's Mark with sugar and soda?
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A properly made Mint Julep with quality bourbon is a gift from God. That, and the fact that you slow roll the drunk is important on a 3-day bender.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:30 AM (2LelM)
They support unlimited sex and every manner of perversion and are shocked that STDs are spreading like mad.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 31, 2018 08:30 AM (J70i0)
Ah, so I was responding to #FakeNews
Apologies, all.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:30 AM (NYS7S)
Yeah, I do an icepack to the back of the neck for bead headaches in addition to Excedrin.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:30 AM (W+vEI)
Yeah, it took like eight hours.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:31 AM (oVJmc)
When the change becomes important you'll be inspired and know you're right.
This nic is one I use all over I even have a domain name of it.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (dYClY)
"So I don't think that Neil viewed himself as an American hero," Gosling told the Telegraph.
Sure snowflake. It's whatever you say it is. Why not just write Armstrong out of it all together and replace him with a black tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM
Armstrong never sought publicity, never tried to cash in. He was a high-school teacher and lived modestly for the rest of his days. In that regard, I can see why he would not characterize himself as an American hero. Why lispy Gosling would equate modesty with a lack of patriotism is beyond me.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (2NqXo)
I get in my car and drive 900 miles away from my family and the headaches magically go away!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (vbJig)
Yeah, it took like eight hours.
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There are a lot of Buicks whose trunks needed inspecting.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (2LelM)
Fucking entitled snowflakes.
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Pay for my $60,000.00 wedding, you c*nts!!!11eleventy!!1!! I deserve it and have worked so hard!!11
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (mQ0Mc)
http://tinyurl.com/y7e5j5ts
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:22 AM (mpXpK)
NC State's in Raleigh not Chapel Hill. That was the UNC Tarholes.
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 08:33 AM (y7DUB)
Isn't it more-or-less the ultimate of patriotism to make sure it's "not about you"? Not that an actor would know about any of that.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:33 AM (NYS7S)
"So I don't think that Neil viewed himself as an American hero," Gosling told the Telegraph.
Sure snowflake. It's whatever you say it is. Why not just write Armstrong out of it all together and replace him with a black tranny?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 31, 2018 07:31 AM
Armstrong never sought publicity, never tried to cash in. He was a high-school teacher and lived modestly for the rest of his days. In that regard, I can see why he would not characterize himself as an American hero. Why lispy Gosling would equate modesty with a lack of patriotism is beyond me.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (2NqXo)
Real heroes never make the claim that they are heroes.
Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 08:33 AM (7HtZB)
Watch Fred "The Hammer" Williamson as he says "Oprah doesn't represent blackness".
https://tinyurl.com/yckgbuqo
No wonder the NFL sucks wind, it no longer has players like The Hammer and Jim Brown.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at August 31, 2018 08:34 AM (EMi53)
Kaepernick. Another unemployed black man who squandered all of his
talents listening to race hustlers in the pursuit of phony social
justice.
He's just another grifter looking for a fat payday for no work.
Given that he's suing the National Felons League, frankly I'm just rooting for casualties.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:22 AM (NYS7S)
I applaud Kap for having an opinion though I may disagree with it as thoroughly as he believes in his opinion; But how does a guy get to a place in life where he thinks he can just dump all over his employer and the fans while on the job and not suffer an consequences.
The tone deafness to this privileged sports ball player is astounding. Any average Joe/Jane in the stands walking into work on Monday morning and making a spectacle of the boss in front of the clients and customers would be asked to leave the place of work that day, and be broke by the end of the week.
Now he's all Wahhhhhhh no one will hire me to play football. Well you didn't seem to interested in playing football. There are lots of other jobs in the world.... go find one where giving the boss the finger is a job requirement and you'll be first in line.
Get woke.... Go broke.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2018 08:34 AM (ymnmz)
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Or Otis Sistrunk.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:34 AM (vbJig)
looking to be locally is... involved. (Been there, done that, ain't
a-going back.)
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:23 AM (NYS7S)
Meeee too.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:34 AM (mpXpK)
When are they going to bury McCain's stinking corpse?
After Lindsey Graham has some more 'alone time' with it.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 08:34 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:24 AM (oVJmc)
Thanks to YouTube, I watch that quiet often, when I'm feeling down.
Posted by: colin at August 31, 2018 08:35 AM (u2Qh0)
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They also show that your chances of getting shot by police are slightly higher if you're white than if you're black.
But the MFM and SJWs won't tell you that, just like the MFM won't do hysterical, non-stop coverage of a police shooting where the victim is white.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 08:35 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (2NqXo)
If I remember correctly, he taught engineering at U of Cincinnati. He was patriotic but wanted nothing to do with politics or being a celebrity.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 31, 2018 08:35 AM (J70i0)
Posted by: Captain Hate at August 31, 2018 08:33 AM (y7DUB)
My understanding is they re a sub-school of NC State
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:35 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ybze5wwr
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2018 08:35 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: grr willow at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM (DzwTY)
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Yep. Raleigh is completely overwhelmed by imports these days but NC State ain't UNC. They have real standards.
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM (2LelM)
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I can still hear and see that smug Madcow excitedly telling her audience that SC was in play. South. Carolina. In. Play. And she said it with such glee and halting emphasis.
Last laugh. I do believe we got it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM (mQ0Mc)
College students. But they remind me of the book, Lord of the Flies.
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 08:37 AM (XWvgx)
Posted by: MaximusDaximus at August 31, 2018 08:37 AM (2dXEA)
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM (2LelM)
I have credits at NC State but sometimes those two schools confuse me.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 08:38 AM (wldC6)
Thanks to YouTube, I watch that quiet often, when I'm feeling down.
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I watch them too, and don't even have to feel down to do it. It's just so fun to re-live it all. And more than anything, I hope we get to do it all again in a couple years.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 08:39 AM (mQ0Mc)
Posted by: Case Zzyzx at August 31, 2018 08:37 AM (XWvgx)
I have seen reports that those thugs who pulled down the statue were not students at the school. The leadership wasn't even from NC, they were out of State traveling thugs probably paid by Soros.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:39 AM (mpXpK)
Trump put this up last night on twitter for 'Throwback Thursday'. Compilation video of election night...
http://tinyurl.com/y7byoym9
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2018 08:40 AM (Enq6K)
Ripon Wisconsin is where the Republican Party was launched;
WSU Ripon is where they hold the American Legion-sponsored Boys State - a nationwide civics convention giving High School sophomores a look into how the elective politics work in America.
Once again, like the Harpies of mythology, the Left befouls everything that they touch.
Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 31, 2018 08:40 AM (wOTEq)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:40 AM (dYClY)
I watch them too, and don't even have to feel down to do it. It's just so fun to re-live it all. And more than anything, I hope we get to do it all again in a couple years.
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Yep, after 4 years of non-stop Trump-hate, it's going to be even sweeter watching their tears of rage the second time around!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 08:40 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: MAGA at August 31, 2018 08:29 AM
I remember having a WTF moment. Just where the hell did they think a couple hundred thousand Hillary votes were going to appear from?
It smelled very suspicious.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 08:41 AM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:33 AM
Especially when you compare Armstrong to Aldrin, a man with mental health issues, a huge ego, and the need to be in the spotlight. Who, by the way, took no pics of Armstrong while they were on the moon. All the astronaut pics from that first visit were of Aldrin, taken by Armstrong.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 08:41 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 08:39 AM (mpXpK)
I am waiting for the 2 ton statue to crush someone like a Saturday morning cartoon!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 08:41 AM (JFO2v)
These priks have been cooking up the special counsel strategy option since before then.
This indicates to me that Comey, Mueller, and Rosenstein were all in on it given their deliberate roles in starting it up. (Comey admitted in testimony that he acted to get a special counsel appointed for this.) Appointing Mueller meant Weissman (who was already read in on it all)would be at the top with him.
It's steadily unravelling, I sure hope this comes to a head.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 31, 2018 08:41 AM (kfcYC)
breitbart.com
Moped thugs? How fucking gay is that?
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 08:42 AM (r9UYA)
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I can still hear and see that smug Madcow excitedly telling her audience that SC was in play. South. Carolina. In. Play. And she said it with such glee and halting emphasis.
Last laugh. I do believe we got it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM (mQ0Mc)
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It's crap like that that flummoxes me.
Just from a self-awareness point of view.
"I made a prediction because I really really wanted it to be true, and it turned out to be really really wrong. Does that mean that I don't understand something about polling, South Carolina, or the American electorate as well as I thought I did?"
*pauses for a moment*
"Nope. No self-awareness. Now, here's my plan for Trump to get impeached and Hillary to become president."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 08:42 AM (LZygN)
Last laugh. I do believe we got it.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun and Rolled Up Man Pants at August 31, 2018 08:36 AM
I think The Cashew also talked about KANSAS looking shaky for Trump.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 08:42 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 08:42 AM (JFO2v)
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But guns are illegal in London! Somebody didn't get the memo!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 08:43 AM (fqUgw)
Wondering why it seems that all of a sudden a whole lot of kids decide they're "transgendered"? Well it looks like Brown University has figured it out - but won't tell anyone, for obvious reasons.
'Rapid-onset gender dysphoria' may be a social contagion linked with having friends who identify as LGBT, an identity politics culture, and an increase in internet use, finds a Brown University study.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:43 AM (NYS7S)
Hey Chicago Tribune, who was instrumental in flushing Illinois down the toilet? You might wanna go out and buy a couple gallons of self-awareness.
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 08:44 AM (yZJSx)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 31, 2018 08:45 AM (CE6iV)
Posted by: MaximusDaximus at August 31, 2018 08:45 AM (2dXEA)
http://tinyurl.com/y7byoym9
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HA!
He really loves rubbing their noses in it, eh?
I used to think this victory lap stuff was for Trump's ego, but now I'm convinced he often relives his various victories and accomplishments to counteract the MSM, who are in overdrive to erase what he's done and convince people he's a monster.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 08:45 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: creeper
Will a wet mushy one with a pube stuck in it work? This is us you're talking to.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 31, 2018 08:45 AM (kfcYC)
Wondering why it seems that all of a sudden a whole lot of kids decide they're "transgendered"? Well it looks like Brown University has figured it out - but won't tell anyone, for obvious reasons.
'Rapid-onset gender dysphoria' may be a social contagion linked with having friends who identify as LGBT, an identity politics culture, and an increase in internet use, finds a Brown University study.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:43 AM (NYS7S)
So liberalism really is a mental disorder.
Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 08:46 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Liberty at August 31, 2018 08:46 AM (90aBC)
http:// thefederalist.com / 2018 / 08 / 31 /
explosive-ivy-league-study-repressed-for-finding-transgender-kids-may-be-a-social-contagion
Wondering why it seems that all of a sudden a whole lot of kids
decide they're "transgendered"? Well it looks like Brown University has
figured it out - but won't tell anyone, for obvious reasons.
'Rapid-onset gender dysphoria' may be a social contagion linked
with having friends who identify as LGBT, an identity politics culture,
and an increase in internet use, finds a Brown University study.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 08:43 AM (NYS7S)
So brainwashing vs born yhat way?
haha
The old Nature vs Nurture argument gain.
Or
You get more of what you support and less of what you discourage.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2018 08:46 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 08:46 AM (RcqX7)
I got a wet mushy one in my Depends.
HuuuMMAAAAA!
Clean up in the Grand Canyon!!!!
...Shillary...
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 08:48 AM (RcqX7)
RS McCain has written about this, about how there are tons of videos that promote/assist with this, including teaching kids the phrases to use to convince doctors and other resources to get the medical process started. Brainwashing.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:48 AM (W+vEI)
It is part of their plan ... like suppression polling, where it really affects people if they think "oh we can't win", or some even just want to vote for the winner. So the media Narrative is "Brave Hillary is defeating the Vulgarian ... Join in the Victory". And half the country is still voting as they pretty much announce Hilda's Victory.
Hard to say how much it still did influence the outcome, but not enough to win. It still is evil.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 08:48 AM (Cus5s)
RS McCain has written about this, about how there are tons of videos that promote/assist with this, including teaching kids the phrases to use to convince doctors and other resources to get the medical process started. Brainwashing.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:48 AM (W+vEI)
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It's not brainwashing if you have to condition kids out of their natural state into an unnatural one.
Right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 08:49 AM (LZygN)
Meme crossing ahead.
I think McCain is in a barrel in the Arizona desert -- a barrel that was once to make Zimbabwe bourbon and was served to a New Mexico bus driver
Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad at August 31, 2018 08:49 AM (yZJSx)
He really loves rubbing their noses in it, eh?
I used to think this victory lap stuff was for Trump's ego, but now I'm convinced he often relives his various victories and accomplishments to counteract the MSM, who are in overdrive to erase what he's done and convince people he's a monster.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:45 AM (W+vEI)
Right!? He's so far beyond Master Troll level, they don't even have a name yet for the level of trolling he does to them.
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2018 08:49 AM (Enq6K)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)
A lot of Beto signs in my area. High dollar libs always put up signs.
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen
It helps to know which houses have major valuables but no guns.
Posted by: Home Invading Murdering Rapist at August 31, 2018 08:50 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Pre-Order The Battle of Lake Erie Today! at August 31, 2018 0 ?8:42 AM (LZygN)
When grammie winger prays ... and it doesn't come true ... does she reconsider if she's perhaps wasting her time ?
No. No she does not. Because she does what she does as a Matter of Faith.
Rachel Maddow isn't much different - shes just an Evangelical Progressive. Different Religion ... same level of Faith.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 08:50 AM (iYvge)
I suspect the biggest beneficiary of the msm meltdown has been Geraldo. The Al Capone story, once the gold standard of embarrassing nothing burgers, has been pushed out of the top ten.
Posted by: George LeS at August 31, 2018 08:51 AM (59GGI)
Ahoy! Come see Stormy Daniels perform on the Lido Deck during our special extended Holiday Cruise!
Posted by: William Kristol, Editor-At-Large at August 31, 2018 08:51 AM (2Mnv1)
Trump and Osama Bin Laden have a tremendous amount in common, Casten said
Posted by: rhennigantx
Yeah, both liked naked women and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I think you're onto something there, dickhead.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 31, 2018 08:53 AM (kfcYC)
John writes a worse than watergate book about every repub. He sure shut the fuk up when the Bhussein regime was going on!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 08:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: William Kristol
Performing on a stool
We've a sight to make you drool
Seven virgins and a mule
Keep it cool. Keep it cool
We would like it to be known
The exhibits that were shown
Were exclusively our own
All our own. All our own
...ELP...
Posted by: Bruce at August 31, 2018 08:54 AM (RcqX7)
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 08:54 AM (4HMW8)
Trump and Osama Bin Laden have a tremendous amount in common, Casten said
Posted by: rhennigantx
Yeah, both liked naked women and Kentucky Fried Chicken.
I think you're onto something there, dickhead.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
The 'dickhead' was for Casten if that wasn't clear.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 31, 2018 08:54 AM (kfcYC)
Posted by: creeper
I took a motrin so I'm feeling better, but I'll try that next time.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 31, 2018 08:54 AM (CE6iV)
They tried the same tricks in 2016 to dishearten the right. As they're doing now.
And we ignored them and went and voted. We do not accept what the media says as being true automatically as we once did.
The years of Obama showed us how fake and false they were willing to be. And since 2016 we've had that lesson pounded into our heads by none other than the Media itself.
It's very agitated effort to bring Trump down with lies has gotten more and more ridiculous. And it's not working and will never work again.
We have broken the spell cast by the media for years. They will never ever recover their previous position of authority and integrity.
They have lost forever.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 08:55 AM (dYClY)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2018 08:56 AM (jsWA8)
Yes they do. The bad thing is the sidewalks are full of winos and bums you have to step over.\
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In the winter where do they go?
Posted by: Puddin Head at August 31, 2018 08:05 AM (2LelM)
There are bums, but I've never had to step over one. Once I had a crazy person/bum get aggressive and follow me. But I was dumb enough to try and take a shortcut through an alley. Not good CityThink.
And yesterday I was headed for the vestibule of a multi-level parking garage when all of a sudden a young guy who'd been walking just slightly behind me veered over and walked in ahead of me. For some subconscious reason I paused just outside the door, pretending to text. He hovered by the pay station, but seemed more interested in me than the machine. I actually did text my husband, keeping an eye on this guy while pretending to be oblivious. A group of people got out of an elevator and he suddenly left with them. I was waiting for him to clear the vicinity, but he came back into the vestibule, fiddled at machine again for a while, then left again. By this time, my husband, who was waiting for me in the car, responded to my text and came down to get me.
As we were pulling out we saw the same guy rounding the corner away from the garage. I guess I will never know if he had some nefarious purpose, but I believe that was "good" CityThink.
Posted by: Gem at August 31, 2018 08:57 AM (XoAz8)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 08:57 AM (r9UYA)
I cured mine by turning 30 and being such a crazy racist biach nobody with a working penis wants to #GetRashy with me anymore.
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 31, 2018 08:57 AM (AKmTl)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 08:50 AM (iYvge)
No. Rachel Maddow ignores reality because she wants to believe a lie. What she is doing is not Faith.
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 08:58 AM (4HMW8)
Say, remember when Bob Woodward reminded everyone that the Sequestration was Obama's idea - he had covered this in detail for his book, so he was surprised that when it happened, Obama and Dems blamed the Republicans.
Woodward received a call from the WH press office and was yelled at for ~45 min, then everyone in the MSM called him crazy old man, and then he disappeared. Good times!
Meanwhile, Berstein totally stepped on a rake with his part in the CNN Lanny Davis lie last week.
How about we let Watergate, and its heroes, stay in the past?
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 08:58 AM (W+vEI)
_____________
Me too. (Sniff). Wait, which one was he again?
Posted by: Grandma McCain at August 31, 2018 09:00 AM (fqUgw)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 09:00 AM (dYClY)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 09:00 AM (ULoJS)
I suspect the biggest beneficiary of the msm meltdown has been Geraldo. The Al Capone story, once the gold standard of embarrassing nothing burgers, has been pushed out of the top ten.
Posted by: George LeS at August 31, 2018 08:51 AM
Chuckie was wish-casting. He thinks Mueller has to release something today to help the dems in the mid-terms, therefore Mueller will release something today. That's Mueller's job, right? Helping democrats take back power.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 09:01 AM (2NqXo)
https://nypost.com/2018/08/30/america-doesnt-actually-lead-the-world-in-mass-shootings/
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 31, 2018 09:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 09:02 AM (dYClY)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 09:02 AM (dYClY)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 09:03 AM (oVJmc)
Yes they do. The bad thing is the sidewalks are full of winos and bums you have to step over.\
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In the winter where do they go?
=
Chicago is famous for its sausage making industry...
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:03 AM (bUjCl)
My mom was mugged that way.
She and my son were walking from a parking garage into the Macy's store (through a vestibule) at a nice mall. They passed a guy outside the vestibule who looked like he was waiting for a pickup. However, he followed my mom in and body-slammed her from behind, grabbing her purse as she fell. She clung to her purse, so she was dragged a bit before she let go.
Glad you acted on your gut, Gem!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 31, 2018 09:03 AM (W+vEI)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:04 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 31, 2018 09:04 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Under Fire
My company sells in US $ and converted to CDN for spending, so I couldn't be happier. I'm concerned the CDN $ would do a rebound once we cave on Nafta later today. MAGA MACA
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at August 31, 2018 09:05 AM (kfcYC)
John Elway said that Denver had offered Krapperdick a job, and he'd
turned it down. Elway said that's what he testified to in his deposition
in the lawsuit the punk filed claiming that the NFL had conspired to
deny him work. Apparently somebody in the "conspiracy" forgot to send
Denver the memo saying not to hire the jerk.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at August 31, 2018 07:13 AM (fqUgw)
There was another team that was willing to offer him a job as long as he kept his antics off the field.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at August 31, 2018 08:27 AM (J70i0)
IIRC, Elway was going to trade for him - and wanted him to take a pay cut from 17M to 7M (again, IIRC). Kap said no.
I believe the Ravens offered him a tryout.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 31, 2018 09:05 AM (q1VoB)
Eff you, Cable!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 09:05 AM (oVJmc)
No. Rachel Maddow ignores reality because she wants to believe a lie. What she is doing is not Faith.
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 08:58 AM (4HMW
Per Merriam Webster Online - definition one of Faith is complete trust or confidence in someone or something.
And that's Rachel Maddow regarding Progressive Ideology. The word Faith is not the exclusive property of Christianity.
It's important to understand that True Progressive Believers regard their Politics in the same light that True Christian Believers hold their Religion. Because once you square that in your head - it saves alot of time.
It shit-cans the notion that you'll "reason" with either. You won't. You can't "reason" with "faith". The Faithful didn't "reason" their way into that position ... they sure as shit ain't gonna' "reason" their way out.
It just so happens that one Faith wants to eliminate not only my way of life, but me personally ... while the other will settle for usually gentle persuasion in the hopes of my conversion.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:06 AM (jDqdz)
-Wore Pants
-Ate Food
-Breathed
-Hair
-Chewed with teeth
-Blinked
-Bent their own arms at their elbows
-Had some number of Toes
-Slept some too
I highly suggest everyone of all political Persuasions stop these tasks immediately to avoid any unnecessary correlations with those they disagree
Posted by: Nationalist and Monarchist Pikachu at August 31, 2018 09:06 AM (AKmTl)
Chuck Todd's Big Big Day of Wonder and Fun.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 09:02 AM (dYClY)
Did I miss something?
Is Chuck Todd indicating that he has a bombshell report or something?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2018 09:06 AM (ymnmz)
whoever gave that order would seem to be guilty of a crime, and should be responsible for fixing it, and removed from office, if not charged criminally. imo (same with all the orders to let antifa riot, or other such riots (give them room to riot, Baltimore, Ferguson)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 09:07 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: John McCain's Brain Tumor at August 31, 2018 09:07 AM (AKmTl)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
And then Kaepernick's girlfriend tweeted out that the owner of the Ravens was equivalent to a slave owner, and that kind of queered the deal.
I think now he is so....radioactive, no team wants to touch him.
He was a very talented player coming into the NFL, but he never grew to polish his raw abilities.
It's hard to must anything but contempt for someone who threw it all away to be an asshole.
Posted by: Front porch rocker, Somewhere in South Carolina at August 31, 2018 09:08 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:08 AM (AM1GF)
Just how big a bust will Chuck Todd's "big day" be?
I suspect the biggest beneficiary of the msm meltdown has been
Geraldo. The Al Capone story, once the gold standard of embarrassing
nothing burgers, has been pushed out of the top ten.
Posted by: George LeS at August 31, 2018 08:51 AM
Chuckie was wish-casting. He thinks Mueller has to release
something today to help the dems in the mid-terms, therefore Mueller
will release something today. That's Mueller's job, right? Helping
democrats take back power.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 09:01 AM (2NqXo)
Quick Someone get me a punch bowl. I have something I want to release!
(Makes Ruprect the Monkey Boy face from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 31, 2018 09:10 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: MaximusDaximus at August 31, 2018 09:10 AM (2dXEA)
Posted by: Monkey Bread at August 31, 2018 09:12 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: jakee308 at August 31, 2018 09:02 AM
No shit, but for Chuckie to openly admit on TV that that's Mueller's job was a WTF moment in a field crowded with them by an oblivious media.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 09:12 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:12 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Monkey Bars at August 31, 2018 09:12 AM (ymnmz)
Is Kyle Olson one of Us (pro-Trump) or one of Them (never-Trump cucks)?
I ask because 'his' American Mirror website brought the story to our shores from the Telegraph.
Posted by: geewhiz at August 31, 2018 09:12 AM (fjSw0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 09:12 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Jen the original at August 31, 2018 09:13 AM (MiWxv)
something today to help the dems in the mid-terms, therefore Mueller will release something today. That's Mueller's job, right? Helping democrats take back power.
Anything Muller releases today will take oxygen from the continued fellating of McVain's corpse. So, nothing will happen.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:13 AM (NYS7S)
(Makes Ruprect the Monkey Boy face from Dirty Rotten Scoundrels)
Posted by: Robert Mueller at August 31, 2018 09:10 AM
I don't wanna play
I want to bang on the pots all day
Posted by: Prince Robert at August 31, 2018 09:14 AM (2NqXo)
Generally speaking UNC is harder to get into, has a better basketball team and is considered more prestigious. Both are SJW converged cesspools, with UNC being more converged than NC State who usually has a better football team.
Source: Grew up in NC.
Posted by: Nationalist and Monarchist Pikachu at August 31, 2018 09:15 AM (AKmTl)
Has he covered that topic on his show?
LOL
Describing The Bollard Queens server as leaky is insulting to sieves everywhere. It shot classified information out under pressure in a five inch hose with a pumper truck boosting the flow.
LOL
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2018 09:16 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:16 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 31, 2018 08:32 AM (vbJig)
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*snort*
OTR FTW
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 09:16 AM (6NBNe)
That was what Trump complained about with China, manipulating their currency down, so they sell on the cheap and dominate market share.
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 09:17 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: RobM1981 at August 31, 2018 09:18 AM (lPDYt)
I like Cruz as well.
And supported him in the Primary.
Unfortunately, he has a face for radio.
And a voice for print.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 09:19 AM (wldC6)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 31, 2018 09:19 AM (oVJmc)
- The Barrel
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:20 AM (NYS7S)
And a voice for print.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 09:19 AM (wldC6)
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Word.
Posted by: SMH at August 31, 2018 09:20 AM (6NBNe)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 09:21 AM (wldC6)
https://tinyurl.com/ybze5wwr
Posted by: CSMBigBird at August 31, 2018 08:35 AM (jsWA
Until I see Scankles in a piss-soaked orange jumpsuit pleading for her life, I don't believe a word of it. I've eaten enough shit sandwiches in my day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 31, 2018 09:21 AM (kqsXK)
And that's Rachel Maddow regarding Progressive Ideology. The word Faith is not the exclusive property of Christianity.
It's important to understand that True Progressive Believers regard their Politics in the same light that True Christian Believers hold their Religion. Because once you square that in your head - it saves alot of time.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:06 AM (jDqdz)
I realize that faith is not something only Christians do. But you/MW said "trust or confidence in someone or something." Progressives display their lack of confidence in their beliefs by relying on force and deception to spread them. Sometimes you will hear an honest progressive admit they know their belief is untrue, but they want to believe an untruth. How is purposely deciding to adopt something you know to be false the same as the trust and confidence of faith?
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 09:21 AM (4HMW8)
Oh no, not back to monkeying around...
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:21 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: RobM1981
He ain't got it. He has all the charm of a bottle of astringent and the judgement of a lemming on LSD. That may work in the Senate, but it does put a ceiling on how far he'll go, and he's already stuck to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:22 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: ScoggDog
I realize that faith is not something only Christians do. But you/MW said "trust or confidence in someone or something." Progressives display their lack of confidence in their beliefs by relying on force and deception to spread them. Sometimes you will hear an honest progressive admit they know their belief is untrue, but they want to believe an untruth. How is purposely deciding to adopt something you know to be false the same as the trust and confidence of faith?
Posted by: Emmie
It makes perfect sense when you realize they don't believe a word they say. They DO believe in power. That's the beginning and end of it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:23 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:24 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: RobM1981
He ain't got it. He has all the charm of a bottle of astringent and the judgement of a lemming on LSD. That may work in the Senate, but it does put a ceiling on how far he'll go, and he's already stuck to it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:22 AM (AM1GF)
I like Cruz...was supporting him in the primary but...after Trump, NO ONE will be as nearly entertaining and accomplish a 1/4 of what he has.
Posted by: Tami at August 31, 2018 09:24 AM (Enq6K)
He was my first choice in the primary when the field was (around) 72 candidates, and I stuck with him until he conceded the nomination to DJT.
That ship sailed. I don't believe he has it in him to carry-on MAGA. Sadly, I have no idea who else is. Hoping for 6-more years of PDJT to try to figure it out.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:24 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:23 AM (AM1GF)
Yes. Thank you for the additional point.
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 09:25 AM (4HMW8)
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 09:07 AM (Cus5s)
Three questions just come screaming out at me ...
1 - Who gave the order
2 - Will they give the same order when it's people instead of a statue
3 - Will the State Police comply
I think it's important ... because these "Attack an Object" events are just training, to get people ramped up to "Attack a Person".
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:25 AM (jDqdz)
Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 31, 2018 09:25 AM (pTUEc)
Damn did he shoot your dog or something? That is the exact opposite of what I think of him.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 31, 2018 09:26 AM (FOeaV)
I think the public faces of this regressive (bowel-)movement don't believe a word they say. I believe the cretins in the pews however believe it all with absolute religious certainty.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:26 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 09:26 AM (X/BmP)
Sadly, at this moment in time, Juan McCain is probably the least likely Senator to lie to your face.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 09:27 AM (wldC6)
something today to help the dems in the mid-terms, therefore Mueller
will release something today. That's Mueller's job, right? Helping
democrats take back power.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 09:01 AM (2NqXo)
No, no, no - it's the opposite. Chuck Todd thinks that Mueller would never try to influence the elections, so that's why whatever bombshell he has must come out today, before people start really paying attention to the elections. No, I'm not making that up. That's basically what he said.
Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 09:27 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 09:29 AM (4HMW8)
"Maybe I missed when he said something, but at this point the only man I trust in congress is Nunes."
Sadly, at this moment in time, Juan McCain is probably the least likely Senator to lie to your face.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 31, 2018 09:27 AM (wldC6)
But McCain is still lying.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:30 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Emmie at August 31, 2018 09:21 AM (4HMW
Cavil gave you as good an answer as any. Their Faith is that the world will be better when people either obey them or die.
Some of their True Believers really are willing to just be foot-soldiers and ditch-diggers. Others cynically spread the lie - because they believe its for a Greater Good.
So what ? I've lied to my children before - because they weren't ready for the truth.
Point is, they'll go to bat for their Faith just as strong as any Christian will for their's. Sacrifice their own children ? Already doing it. Wage a Holy War ? You're seeing it.
You don't like the word "faith" applied to them ? Use another word. I don't care.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:30 AM (jDqdz)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)
They did their jobs.
They assisted in the cover-up of this exposed Deep State Op perfectly.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:30 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 09:31 AM (mCMQ5)
"NC State police were told to stand down while those radical haters pulled down that confederate statue at NC State."
Posted by: illiniwek at August 31, 2018 09:07 AM (Cus5s)
Three questions just come screaming out at me ...
1 - Who gave the order
2 - Will they give the same order when it's people instead of a statue
3 - Will the State Police comply
I think it's important ... because these "Attack an Object" events
are just training, to get people ramped up to "Attack a Person".
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:25 AM (jDqdz)
Agree with your questions, and premise. But NC is (has) going full libtard. Grab the popcorn, because I'm going out on a limb and state that the cold civil war will go hot in the south first.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:32 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:32 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 09:27 AM (7HtZB)
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Well, if Mueller decides drop something today, the Friday before Labor Day, when Congress is in recess and nobody is paying attention, it's not going to be a bombshell.
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:32 AM (G0vdT)
Need to distract from the minor triviality of either Ohr perjuring himself or implication Simpson and/or Page in perjuring themselves.
Not that any of this matters because of His Sacred Honor the AG won't do jack shit about any of that in any case.
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:33 AM (NYS7S)
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:32 AM (G0vdT)
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I should clarify: It won't be a bombshell for the Left. Maybe for the Right.
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:34 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp
Please recall, after Walker didn't pan out I was a Cruz man, up until Trump got the nomination. Cruz' heart and mind are in the right place, but I can't ignore what I saw in '16--he can't make the connection with the base, and he can't read the base well enough to realize that. That can only be learned to some extent; some people--I include myself in this--never get the knack. Sadly, Cruz has not, and I wonder if he ever will.
And yes, I do tend towards hyperbole when I'm disappointed by someone, what of it
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:34 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 09:35 AM (4hTH5)
Cruz could not rise above his petty, selfish ego at the convention when we really needed to unify and win.
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:30 AM (bUjCl)
Yeah, I would have a tough time getting behind Cruz in a presidential run. The bench is pretty empty for us right now. Sure hope PDT keeps MAGA going until 2024. Hopefully we'll have a better idea about Pence by then.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:35 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 09:35 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 09:36 AM (4hTH5)
I do hope that Nancy was using the language figuratively rather than literally, because although I don't know about all of themat least several
Lucretia Mott and Sojourner Truth and Elizabeth Cady Stanton identified themselves as Christian . I'd like to think they are in glory-not hanging around as spirits in the WH.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 09:36 AM (AllCR)
the owner of the Ravens was equivalent to a slave owner, and that kind
of queered the deal.
I think now he is so....radioactive, no team wants to touch him.
He was a very talented player coming into the NFL, but he never grew to polish his raw abilities.
Posted by: Front porch rocker, Somewhere in South Carolina at August 31, 2018 09:08 AM (vcOmj)
Yup. The business of the NFL is to make money, and if you interfere with that, you're not welcomed.
I can't see how this court case can end up other than a win for the NFL. Unless there's and email from Jerry Jones and others to each other specifically stating "don't hire the guy" then there's no case.
I keep hearing he's better than QB X or Y as a backup. And that might be true. But said person never factors in money and the circus that comes to town if he's on the team.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 31, 2018 09:36 AM (q1VoB)
Skankles will be found dead in her bedroom in Chappaqua. Surrounded by
empty gin bottles and shit filled depends. The cause of death will be
attributed to acute gin spin. That the show only justice she will ever
see.
Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 09:35 AM (4hTH5)
Huma isn't in the picture on FAB's last day?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:36 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: steevy
This is true. Let's learn the lesson of Sessions, people.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:36 AM (AM1GF)
Agree with your questions, and premise. But NC is (has) going full libtard. Grab the popcorn, because I'm going out on a limb and state that the cold civil war will go hot in the south first.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:32 AM (jxbfJ)
I think you're right.
I keep saying it ... so far, these Brownshirts have been careful. They only do their thing in Blue Areas with Blue City Police Protection.
But - like any war - there's always new territory to be won. Eventually - they'll either move outside of those friendly Blue Confines ... or they'll quit settling for keeping their riot in the somewhat agreed upon riot-zones and start pulling people out of their homes and vehicles. And then its on.
And that's most likely to happen in the South. Like I've said, I work all over. And Rural is pretty much Rural - Urban is pretty much Urban.
With one exception. Southern Rurals have simply had enough. They'll flash-over first.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:37 AM (jDqdz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 09:37 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 09:38 AM (mCMQ5)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 09:38 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:39 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:35 AM (jxbfJ)
Will Pence be on the ticket in 2020 ? We don't know, do we. Trump is the kind of guy to defy convention of political class and think like an executive - new blood in the boardroom. Pence's been quiet.
Posted by: runner at August 31, 2018 09:39 AM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 09:39 AM (4hTH5)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
This is my big worry. Nobody else on his level shows any signs of being on board with the full MAGA. As a politician Trump is sui generis, a party of one--and that does NOT bode well for the future.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:39 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 31, 2018 09:39 AM (7AQC5)
Ted Cruz, August 2017:
"Heidi's and my prayers are with the loved ones of those killed and
injured in the ongoing violence in Charlottesville. The First Amendment
protects the rights of all Americans to speak their minds peaceably, but
violence, brutality, and murder have no place in a civilized society.
The Nazis, the KKK, and white supremacists are repulsive and evil, and
all of us have a moral obligation to speak out against the lies,
bigotry, anti-Semitism, and hatred that they propagate. Having watched
the horrifying video of the car deliberately crashing into a crowd of
protesters..."
https://www.facebook.com/ tedcruzpage/posts/ 10155480126302464
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:41 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:34 AM (AM1GF)
Unfortunately Cavil ... whatever Higher Powers really pull the Cosmic Strings simply do not bless everyone with the gift of High-Functioning Mild to Moderate Sociopathy.
I make no apologies for my genetic excellence.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:41 AM (jDqdz)
With one exception. Southern Rurals have simply had enough. They'll flash-over first.
Posted by: ScoggDog
They have to be careful. Remember those anti-mask laws are in place here, thanks to the effort to cripple the KKK; pulling something here is riskier than anywhere else. Now Atlanta or B'ham or maybe someplace in Tennessee, they might try that, but I'm having a hard time seeing where they might try to step outside that friendly zone and provoke a response.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:42 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
This is my big worry. Nobody else on his level shows any signs of being on board with the full MAGA. As a politician Trump is sui generis, a party of one--and that does NOT bode well for the future.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:39 AM (AM1GF)
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Pence? I don't know, he comes off too distant. In reality, it's going to be hard to replace a personality like Trump.
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:42 AM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 09:42 AM (4hTH5)
Posted by: DocJ at August 31, 2018 09:13 AM (NYS7S)
Alternate view: Mueller releases to day in the honor of John McCain. Great American Patriot and all that. Last stab from McCain from the grave.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 31, 2018 09:42 AM (q1VoB)
I make no apologies for my genetic excellence.
Posted by: ScoggDog
Heh. I've been cursed with trying to be too helpful and nice to people. I would love to get better at being an SOB just for balance...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:43 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: FITP at August 31, 2018 09:43 AM (NIInN)
see.
Posted by: Chavez the hugo at August 31, 2018 09:35 AM
Huma isn't in the picture on FAB's last day?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 09:36 AM
Huma's statement to the coroner will be something like "...she was still breathing when I left the room..."
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 31, 2018 09:44 AM (ZQfW9)
scheduled pay increase for civilian federal employees. He proposed no
increase in his budget but the Senate overruled him and put in a 1.9%
increase, which he is now cancelling under some kind of "emergency
authority".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, The DOJ hates us at August 31, 2018 09:00 AM (ULoJS)
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Trump should only give it to the ones who are required to be at work when it snows. Poll numbers would jump 5% overnight.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:45 AM (tve+u)
see.
Posted by: Chavez the hugo
They will spin it as her last ounce of energy working towards the causes of the people to blah blah blah blah blah. We'll never see the real cause of death, they'll release some bought and paid for coronor's report.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:46 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: steevy at August 31, 2018 09:47 AM (mCMQ5)
Pence
Cruz
Rubio
Jindal
Walker
Kasich
R. Scott
JEB!?
Fiorina
Got anymore horde?
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:48 AM (G0vdT)
their Politics in the same light that True Christian Believers hold
their Religion.
No, you're simply wrong. Progressives are not "True Believers" - they don't believe any of what they profess. The ONLY thing they believe in is them being in positions of power. That is what any bully believes. Progressives pretend they didn't say what they said the instant you win an argument with them.
Their allies in the quest to destroy western civilization - the Muslims - have religious fervor and have faith in what they are doing.
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 09:49 AM (X/BmP)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:42 AM (AM1GF)
Yeah ... but that's the thing ... when have you ever known a Political Movement like this to ever moderate itself ?
Nah ... every successful event just makes another push to advance the boundaries - to move the ball a little bit more down the field.
Let's say they make every Blue City and University an All-Day Protest Zone ... where police stand around and provide cover while they protest and burn and kick the shit out of anybody not suitably down with the cause ?
Think that'll be enough ?
That's why I laughed, when this Antifa thing first started, and the usual suspects around here gave their typical sage and somber advice of "just leave them alone, they'll eventually burn themselves out".
They're coming out of those safe-zones sooner or later. And the more they're protected, the less caution they'll show, and the sooner they're coming out.
They might even show enough sense to do it in the North first.
But they won't stay there forever. Bank on it.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:50 AM (jDqdz)
Strings simply do not bless everyone with the gift of High-Functioning
Mild to Moderate Sociopathy.
I make no apologies for my genetic excellence.
Posted by: ScoggDog
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A friend of mine with older children had me watch an episode of Rick and Morty. You should watch one just to see the alchoholic drug abusing grandpa scientist. I saw the season one finale and it was a great example, but I'm sure there are others.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:50 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: Kudzu King at August 31, 2018 09:51 AM (7AQC5)
Potential 2024 R candidate pool:
Pence
Cruz
Rubio
Jindal
Walker
Kasich
R. Scott
JEB!?
Fiorina
Got anymore horde?
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:48 AM (G0vdT)
Safe bet I think is to say the 2024 nominee is not on that list.
The is no charisma on that list. If the Reps go back to charisma free nominees they lose. Problem is, is there someone out there who can build a charismatic brand in the next 8ish years and have covefefes made of depleted uranium to withstand the onslaught?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 31, 2018 09:52 AM (ymnmz)
Pence
Cruz
Rubio
Jindal
Walker
Kasich
R. Scott
JEB!?
Fiorina
Got anymore horde?
Posted by: WisRich
Ugh. I may be nauseated here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:52 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: WisRich at August 31, 2018 09:48 AM (G0vdT)
You forgot Kaptain Kristol
Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 31, 2018 09:53 AM (pTUEc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:53 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 09:49 AM (X/BmP)
Already been discussed ... the Leadership uses the movement ... just like a Joel Olstein or Jimmy Swaggart.
But the rubes that follow them ? Oh yeah ... Faithful to the End.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:53 AM (jDqdz)
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:50 AM (tve+u)
I've seen that show before. It's ... well, it's something.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:55 AM (jDqdz)
Posted by: josephistan at August 31, 2018 09:27 AM
What Chuckie did was publicly beg Mueller to give the media something they can pound Trump with 24/7 between now and the mid-terms. He seems to think Mueller will be happy to oblige. Mueller's job is to help the dems, the media's job is to help the dems. Chuckie is quite clear on that.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 31, 2018 09:55 AM (2NqXo)
In't it more than a bit odd if you come home and a to your wife of 40 years, "I'm going to become a woman." Someone I know is friends with someone who was going on a trip to Europe with his wife and when he came back was going to have gender reassignment surgery. I wonder if they were still going to stay married? My friend claimed the man said that they were.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 31, 2018 09:58 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 09:55 AM (jDqdz)
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His are older (grown), but it prompted a fun philosophical discussion later. "Which would you rather learn that your 16 year old son watched: This, or 2am Cinemax?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 09:58 AM (tve+u)
James Woods
Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 31, 2018 10:00 AM (xnKwU)
Just blowing a drive tire or something on the trailer wouldn't do it.
I was following a tractor trailer that had a blowout of a non steering tire and the driver absolutely lost control of the vehicle when it happened. It careened into a concrete barrier along side the freeway. After seeing that I spend as little time next to 18 wheelers as I possibly can.
If you see a concrete side barrier with tire marks on it - that is what caused it.
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 10:01 AM (X/BmP)
there who had short hair and was wearing a dress and lot of costume
jewelry. Spouse didn't think too much of it until the person said in a
very deep voice, "I'm Ron"
--
The part that pisses me off is that this is clearly mental illness, and a person that, if he was dressing up like Abe Lincoln or Napoleon and truly believed he was and insisted everyone else pretend he truly was, too, would not only be kept away from children by staff but probably escorted from school grounds by the cops so that they can get the help they need.
And here we are enabling them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 10:01 AM (tve+u)
The Dems are already stating the intent to 'undo' everything that Trump accomplishes. Pence won't do that in 2024. I don't particularly have too much concern about his charisma, or whatever.
It will be line in the sand time again, with the same old issues:
First Amendment
Second Amendment
Fourth Amendment
Supreme Court
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 31, 2018 10:01 AM (LOgQ4)
http://tinyurl.com/yceneptm
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at August 31, 2018 07:20 AM (mpXpK)
Ironic.
Posted by: iron308 at August 31, 2018 10:02 AM (JlIYN)
If you see a concrete side barrier with tire marks on it - that is what caused it.
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 10:01 AM (X/BmP)
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Yeah, I'm always kind of amazing to watch people cruising beside big rigs without a thought in the world.
Hey, I'm just driving. What can possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at August 31, 2018 10:02 AM (tve+u)
Posted by: SarahW at August 31, 2018 10:13 AM (Sp1NT)
Posted by: SarahW at August 31, 2018 10:17 AM (Sp1NT)
But the rubes that follow them ? Oh yeah ... Faithful to the End.
Unless you think my brother and sister in law are "Leaders of the Progressive movement" I'm going to have to disagree with you. They don't actually believe any of that crap. I managed to get them to admit that the whole "Open borders" bit is about getting enough votes to stay in power, and nothing else. They just believe they are my superiors and that as an inferior - I ought to do as they say.
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 10:21 AM (X/BmP)
Ahoy! Come see Stormy Daniels perform on the Lido Deck during our special extended Holiday Cruise!
Posted by: William Kristol
She walksShe talksShe slithers on her belly like a reptile
Oh StormyWhat do you do to these men
Posted by: kactus at August 31, 2018 10:22 AM (HIasT)
Potential 2024 R candidate pool:
Pence
Cruz
Rubio
Jindal
Walker
Kasich
R. Scott
JEB!?
Fiorina
Got anymore horde?
Posted by: WisRich
Ugh. I may be nauseated here.
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 31, 2018 09:52 AM (AM1GF)
The trick is finding someone who isn't imbedded with the GOP establishment / deep state. This almost dictates that the candidate must come from somewhere outside of DC. And the deep state (both GOP Dem) are showing everyone who acceptable that is.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at August 31, 2018 10:22 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 10:21 AM (X/BmP)
Then see 463 ... they're True Believers that the world will be a better place if you just do as your told - or die.
Or use another word instead of "Faith". I knew "Faith" would be the sticking point - I just didn't care.
Posted by: ScoggDog at August 31, 2018 10:25 AM (cBvzT)
I think the word you have been searching for is "arrogance". They aren't true believers and dupes, they're all just arrogant turds.
Posted by: An Observation at August 31, 2018 10:37 AM (X/BmP)
Wish Sabo would sell Cruz's Inner Bad-Ass yard signs 'cuz I would definitely buy one.
Keep Texas Red in 2018!
Posted by: Just Got Here at August 31, 2018 10:47 AM (uOV9V)
Chuck Todd and Mueller are gonna be air dropped into
a mountain lake from 45miles high ?
Posted by: saf at August 31, 2018 11:43 AM (5IHGB)
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