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Lanny Davis Contradicts #FakeNews CNN: No, Michael Cohen Doesn't Have Information About Whether Trump Knew About the Trump Tower Meeting With the Fusion GPS Client Natalia Veselnitskya
CNN has not bothered to correct its July 27th claim that Cohen would contradict Trump about this.
CNN reported on July 27 that Michael Cohen is willing to tell investigators that Donald Trump authorized the infamous Trump Tower meeting with a group of Russians But Cohen’s lawyer now says that bombshell report got "mixed up" Lanny Davis says that Cohen "does not" have information that Trump had prior knowledge about the meeting ... "So Michael Cohen does not have information that President Trump knew about the Trump Tower meeting with the Russians beforehand or even after?" CNN's Anderson Cooper asked Davis. "No, he does not," replied Davis, a longtime Clinton insider who started representing Cohen earlier this summer.Chuck Ross also notes that while the anti-Trump media is excited to push some of Cohen's new claims, they're not so eager to push other ones, such as his continuing denial that he was ever in Prague as the "dossier" claimed, despite a plea deal which requires him to tell prosecutors all the "Truth" they tell him to tell.
Davis said the dossier’s claims that his client, former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen, traveled to Prague in August 2016 as part of a conspiracy with the Kremlin are "100 percent" false. Davis' comments received little attention from the both the mainstream press and the entities that have pushed the dossier. "We have no comment on Mr. Davis's statements," said Matt Mittenhal, a spokesman for BuzzFeed News, which published the dossier on Jan. 10, 2017. Fusion GPS, the opposition research firm that commissioned the dossier on behalf of former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s campaign and the Democratic National Committee, has also not weighed in. Joshua Levy, a lawyer for the firm, did not respond to a request for a response to Davis' comments. The DNC did not respond to a request for comment, nor did Marc Elias, the attorney who hired Fusion GPS on behalf of the Clinton campaign and DNC. Greg Gordon, a McClatchy News reporter who in April reported that special counsel Robert Mueller has evidence that Cohen did travel to Prague, also did not respond to a request for comment. The report breathed new life into the dossier’s claims about Cohen, but it has never been corroborated.One more thing: As reported by Jordan Schaechtel and Jack Probosec, Lanny Davis is actually an admitted, declared personal foreign agent of Putin-connected pro-Russia Ukrainian oligarch Dmytro Firtash. If Trump is a RUSSIAN agent, why is Lanny Davis, a legally declared agent of a pro-Russian oligarch connected to Vladimir Putin, trying to get him impeached? Does the media ever mention that? Nah, of course not. And it doesn't matter to them. They don't care if Trump is actually a RUSSIAN agent. They just wanted a special counsel appointed to look into any possible wrongdoing to get him impeached for any reason. The media will of course stop talking about RUSSIA so much, now deciding "Russia, schmussia, what really matters is very dicey ticky-tack campaign finance violations that most people merely have to pay a fine over."
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: bear with assymetrical balls at August 23, 2018 05:16 PM (JJev6)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2018 05:17 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Dire Straits at August 23, 2018 05:17 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2018 05:17 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2018 05:18 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:18 PM (ptqGC)
"Putin's an agent of chaos lol" - mouthbreathers
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2018 05:18 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:18 PM (xJa6I)
all the world is grey
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 05:18 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 23, 2018 05:18 PM (lsLJS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (xJa6I)
Narrative over truth once again.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: fixerupper at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (bUjCl)
Putin still pulling the strings for his puppet, Trump. Now Putin sets up Trumps lawyer with ineffectual counsel like Lanny Davis and it all comes together.
Posted by: Comraderie at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (ULoJS)
Them or us?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (G4W16)
The Cohen and the Trumpster, were walking close at hand...
They wept like anything to see such quantities of sand...
Posted by: Sporkatus at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (HtLSE)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (2sCft)
He talks about getting lots of praise from the Bushes, Karl Rove, McCain, and all the usual suspects. Deep Staters, all.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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Don't even think about it, Jane. What a waste of perfectly good alcohol.
Posted by: Furious George at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (9vQJW)
Cohen looks like such a greasy llittle faggot.
Posted by: Community Organizer
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Lanny Davis at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Hikaru at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (1kfXc)
Cohen looks like such a greasy llittle faggot.
Posted by: Community Organizer
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)
Please don't tell me that Cohen is a millionaire next
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (2sCft)
Whoa, for a minute there, this was a Transdimensional poat, kinda like a Tesseract.
Posted by: Soothi at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (QSO6M)
Posted by: Community Organizer
That little faggot has his own jet airplane. That little faggot is a millionaire.....
Posted by: Dire Straits at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: Community Organizer
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane.
The little faggot has a new 7 million dollar NY apartment
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (O2RFr)
Lanny Davis is a double-secret probation agent. He pretends to be trying to get Trump impeached because he knows that everyone else knows that he screws up everything he tries to do.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (63i9Y)
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Yep, you are really, really not that bright.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)
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I'm sure he'll be thinking about it a lot in federal pound me in the ass prison.
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (lsLJS)
Posted by: d9 at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (WX+x0)
We have such sights for you! - The Sonobites
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (ULoJS)
Them or us?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (G4W16)
Either. All this waiting around for something to kick off is just making me old.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (G4W16)
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they're already shooting our side J.J.
Next up is our turn.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (ULoJS)
What this country needs is a good triggering.
Something big that would rally the country 'round the president. A good war, maybe. Russia, maybe. Ya, that's the ticket, Declare war on Russian. The democrats would have to support that!
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 05:22 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (iiixZ)
I love the folks who say: "Trump has the authority to do x, y and z". No shit sherlock. But "muh why isn't Trump acting"...
Well let's see, that's probably because I'd say at least 1/3 of the Senate GOP are full of traitorous fucks that have spoken out in support of Mueller and this BS. Because if Trump takes a shit and thinks about firing Mueller and/or Sessions have the fucking media will scream "obstruction"!!!
The traps have been laid. My hardcore conservative friend said it was a huge mistake that Trump didn't fire Comey the day he took office. Oh really???!!!! Comey is on record, under oath, saying Flynn didn't lie, there was no obstruction in the interference, the dossier was salacious and unverified.
Trump beat the entire fucking GOP establishment, 16 other GOP candidates, the entire media, the entire Dem party, the Clinton machine, and it turns out all of our fucking intel agencies and DOJ and law enforcement.
He. Beat. Them. All.
Let Trump worry about strategy. Trust me, he gets it.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (q+HNC)
Gah, the west coast forest fire smoke has spread to the blog!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (xJa6I)
In all seriousness, GA is covered in gray haze, attributed to the CA fires.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: JoeF. at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (MAstk)
It seems to me that their solo purpose is to tell the mentally ill masses what they want to here.
BTW... mental health officials say that you should NEVER do that.
Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: JackStraw at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (FTlwv)
He confessed to a crime which was not a crime. Lanny Davis did that, as a loyal minion of the Clinton Gang. This too, like a lot of Lanny's previous lies, will evaporate.
There is no proof that Trump committed a crime, ie, a violation of campaign finance law. Some proof may yet emerge, but then again, it might not exist.
Because he likely used his own money to either payoff or otherwise shut up the black mailer that Cohen was dealing with in 2016.
Cohen, another man that has sacrificed what was left of any personal integrity to try to do something to Trump, because he was threatened with prison. For all intents and purposes, his law career is over. Would you ever trust him?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: CNN at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (O2RFr)
"Pauper." -- Chelsea Clinton Mezvizenvinsky
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (63i9Y)
Gah, the west coast forest fire smoke has spread to the blog!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (xJa6I)
In all seriousness, GA is covered in gray haze, attributed to the CA fires.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (ptqGC)
I am sorry to hear it. I'm hoping we don't lose any more firefighters and get this thing under control soon.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (xJa6I)
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Yep, you are really, really not that bright.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:21 PM (I16G
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OK, ya got me. Well done. *Golf clap*
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (I16G8)
Bought a ~$6.7 million Manhattan home last month.
But: GoFundMe for legal fees!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
You hear this?
As a political stunt, fake indian and supposed senator Eliz Warren released her last 10 years of tax returns.
I'll bet my left nut those returns are Incomplete.
Posted by: Soothi at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (QSO6M)
Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (MAstk)
++++
Which set of cheeks?
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Ha at August 23, 2018 05:23 PM (MAstk)
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It'd be a shame if he had a deadly mishap in the shower. Tragic.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (xJa6I)
This
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (ptqGC)
I'm dubbing this predicament a Catch-17.
Posted by: ShainS at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (j47Zt)
Hahahahahahahahahaha
Posted by: It's me donna at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (O2RFr)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards
Our entire house smells like a campfire.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Dr Spank at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (4e+hS)
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Wait. WUT???
I thought Native American are exempt??
Posted by: fixerupper at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (vIjh1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
Don't bother. It's mostly chubby-chaser porn.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2018 05:26 PM (63i9Y)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:26 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2018 05:27 PM (89T5c)
That is another version of #cuckdar. Find those who praise Romney as the saint of all saints and you will find yourself a cuck.
One exception is Limbaugh, who apparently has some type of contractual obligation to mention Romney is a choir boy every other month or something.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:27 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 05:27 PM (6Ll1u)
That would be a perjury trap/rap, right there.
Posted by: GnuBreed at August 23, 2018 05:27 PM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:26 PM (ULoJS)
That's why they're trying the Cohen "Trump knew about these totes legal payments that sorta kinda if you're a rabid partisan hack look mildly suspicious" line.
Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (953wK)
A Snake among snakes.
There is one place that deserves him.
The noose.
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (UsCnO)
Lanny sounds like a European word for commode.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Inquiring minds at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
__________
Don't throw a drink. People might object. Family and I went out for lunch at a Jamaican place. We were the only people there. When the nice young man was in the back getting our food I just unplugged CNN and left it off. Usually the screens are too high to do that, or I wouldn't know where the plug is, or there are to many people at a place showing it so I have never done that. Young man didn't seem to care when he came back. After he served the food he just looked at his I-phone. Didn't plug the TV back in..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (r9UYA)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE YOU ARE COMMENTING UNDER THE NAME "UNDER FIRE" WHILE YOUR HOUSE SMELLS LIKE A CAMPFIRE, WHICH MEANS THAT YOU ARE DOWNWIND OF A FIRE.
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (xEG7+)
Lanny sounds like a European word for commode.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (r9UYA)
Lanny Wadkins. Golfer.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (63i9Y)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (r9UYA)
It's Peruvian for "tampon."
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
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To which the NASCAR CEO and his wife donated $50,000 yesterday.
Lets keep track of our friends and enemies. It'll come in handy.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Dr Spank
As someone remarked here previously (many someones, likely) this is largely the same strategy used against the Wisconsin governor, Scott Walker, writ large.
He had his own swamp to fight, and it was a long, bitter struggle. This is all nothing new in American politics.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (88xKn)
It's not a perjury trap if the DOJ never gives a fuck. Remember, only famous people or GOP'ers who lie are ever prosecuted.
See John Brennan. If you're never prosecuted you never go to jail!! Easy peasy.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (q+HNC)
See John Brennan. If you're never prosecuted you never go to jail!! Easy peasy.
--
And therein lies an example of our descent into a banana republic.
Posted by: shibumi at August 23, 2018 05:30 PM (SbIX4)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:30 PM (r9UYA)
Not first. Too gray.
Posted by: Dire Straits at August 23, 2018 05:17 PM (953wK)
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such a grey day...
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 23, 2018 05:17 PM (so+oy)
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Is it "gray" or "grey"?
or both? I am so confused.
Like when talking about Robert Mueller: is it "corrupt traitor" or "corrupt traitor"?
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 23, 2018 05:30 PM (UsCnO)
As a political stunt, fake indian and supposed senator Eliz Warren released her last 10 years of tax returns.
She makes 350,000 brightly colored glass beads a year.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 05:31 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at August 23, 2018 05:31 PM (q1VoB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 05:31 PM (UsCnO)
As a political stunt, fake indian and supposed senator Eliz Warren released her last 10 years of tax returns.
She makes 350,000 brightly colored glass beads a year.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 05:31 PM (10vO4)
Let's see her brothers. The one she flipped foreclosed homes with.
CVNT.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:31 PM (G4W16)
Okay, that's two.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:30 PM (r9UYA)
I guess "Lanny" could be short for a number of names. Maybe his real name is "Lancelot"? That would be pretty funny. But I would guess any "Landon" or similar name could get you there.
I think that, given the right circumstances, Nolan Ryan could have been called "Lanny".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at August 23, 2018 05:32 PM (63i9Y)
or both? I am so confused.
Like when talking about Robert Mueller: is it "corrupt traitor" or "corrupt traitor"?
Posted by: Rachel Maddow at August 23, 2018 05:30 PM (UsCnO)
Grey is British.
Gray is American.
That's how you could tell "Dire Straits" was a sock.
(If only I *was* that clever . . . "
Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 05:32 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:32 PM (oVJmc)
Now I have to go back to work tomorrow. Booooo!!!
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 05:32 PM (SRarZ)
Posted by: Dr Spank
As someone remarked here previously (many someones, likely) this is largely the same strategy used against the Wisconsin governor, Scott Walker, writ large.
He had his own swamp to fight, and it was a long, bitter struggle. This is all nothing new in American politics.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 23, 2018 05:29 PM (vcOmj)
Even that was hideous. But the fact that it is ramped up to the level it is and out in the open is uncharted territory.
They know that we know that it's them or us.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (G4W16)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 05:28 PM (AllCR)
Simple, inexpensive, and educational project for all ages: universal TV killswitch.
https://www.adafruit.com/product/73
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Go for it Jane! We'll come up with the bail money
Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:25 PM (oVJmc)
Yeah. When will the Feds storm his office and cart away his files in defiance of attorney-client privilege the way they did with Cohen.
And then storm the offices of Lanny's lawyer next. Then his lawyer and his lawyer and his lawyer . . .
That'll get to the bottom of it. What was "it" again?
Posted by: Ersatz at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (44PTs)
* Felony alert: Theft of services in local restaurant. Patron unplugged television, depriving CNN of thousands of dollars in ad revenue. Suspect is approximately 5' 3" in height and suspected to be of a religious orientation with occasional typocidal history. Proceed with extreme caution and be prepared to shoot on sight. *
Posted by: New Jersey State Police at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (LOgQ4)
19 When do the executions start?
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (ULoJS)
Them or us?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (G4W16)
It's a dessert topping AND a floor wax!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (gpQ2A)
Posted by: TojicDog at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (+uN5d)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 05:31 PM (10vO4)
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Half of that is from teaching one course at Hahvahd, isn't it?
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: Gomer at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (n760e)
If you look at anyone close enough you can put them away forever.
At this point I'm almost more pissed at Trump than anyone, how did he not see all of this unfolding the way it did, because I sure as hell did. It's almost like he wanted the drama.
Posted by: Maritime at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (73Pwg)
But: GoFundMe for legal fees!!
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:24 PM (W+vEI)
...
I think starting a go fund me is now a required step by every image managment consultant.
Posted by: TexasDan at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Go for it Jane! We'll come up with the bail money
Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
"Da! Nastorvya!"
- - Vyacheslav Molotov
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (G4W16)
The same CNN, that along with MSLSD, mentioned the word "impeach" 222 times yesterday.
https://tinyurl.com/yctwab3a
*SIGH*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
It is time to get to the bottom of Trump's campaign finance violations!
Posted by: Doodad Pro at August 23, 2018 05:35 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: DangerGirl and her 1.21 Gigawatt SanityProd (tm) at August 23, 2018 05:35 PM (SRarZ)
That's another thing: let's see the fake indians tax returns for the last 20 years. What is she hiding?
Posted by: Soothi at August 23, 2018 05:35 PM (CyMMI)
Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:35 PM (ptqGC)
The same CNN, that along with MSLSD, mentioned the word "impeach" 222 times yesterday.
https://tinyurl.com/yctwab3a
*SIGH*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM (ptqGC)
The mistake is watching these two with the sound on.
I like to use the mute button just daydream about them winding up the segment by kissing for one minute solid.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:35 PM (xJa6I)
Cohen looks like such a greasy llittle faggot.
Posted by: Community Organizer
That little faggot's got his own jet airplane.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 23, 2018 05:20 PM (IqV8l)
If you hid your income from the IRS like Cohen did, you could afford one, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (89T5c)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (5jVnA)
Someone should have told Senator Cheekbones her words on Mollie Tibbetts death aren't going to be forgotten no matter how much smoke she blows.
Posted by: Lanny Davis at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (BRpqW)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (6Ll1u)
To which the NASCAR CEO and his wife donated $50,000 yesterday.
Former CEO.
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Still the CEO, until his recent arrest. Now he's on "suspension" but, since he owns the company (with his family) I think we can agree its a teensy little distinction
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee-ist at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (ULoJS)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:35 PM (xJa6I)
Me too. Except instead of kissing, it's putting my peepee in their front holes. And instead of one minute, it's for eternity. If you catch my drift.
Posted by: Community Organizer at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (lsLJS)
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Is Ms. Cupp a-feared of Donald Trump? I don't think so. What a tease.
Posted by: mrp at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)
Go for it Jane! We'll come up with the bail money
Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 05:33 PM (oiNtH)
But there's nothing we can do about the TSA full body cavity search she's going to get.
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (10vO4)
https://tinyurl.com/ya92xyf6
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (Z48ZB)
They still want the illegals or a doctor to kill your child.
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Marcus T at August 23, 2018 05:39 PM (gpQ2A)
LOL. It felt so good unplugging the TV I wouldn't mind going to jail for a little while if I have to. The good thing was I could only see the faces of the CNN contributors and read the headlines ; I couldn't really hear what they were saying because the restaurant was playing Jamaican music over the loudspeaker. They must not be too crazy about CNN either. ;^) Just have it on to keep people entertained whilewaiting for takeout.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 05:39 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (10vO4)
I get that every time I fly, regardless. Even with the special TSA pass. My husband just watches in amazement.
Another thing to thank George W. Bush for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: dantesed at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (88xKn)
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Heap much wampum!
Posted by: mrp at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Mega at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM (94ccS)
It seems pretty clear that he's corrupt too, but he's been getting the judges through.
Posted by: artemis at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM (AwPyG)
Poor Jersey cops, they never stood a chance...
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 23, 2018 05:41 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:37 PM (ptqGC)
++++
Pam Bondi reasoning with Juan Williams? That sounds like a real clash of the titans, there.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 23, 2018 05:41 PM (2sCft)
peepee in their front holes....Posted by: Community Organizer
It kinda smells.
Posted by: Glenn Beck! at August 23, 2018 05:41 PM (r9UYA)
is starting to make sense: his opponent is...Ammar Campa-Nahhar, a
Palestinian-Mexican American whose grandfather masterminded the Munich
Olympics attack.
https://tinyurl.com/ya92xyf6
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:38 PM (W+vEI)
Neil (Neal?) Cavuto interviewed him earlier. He's a progressive piece of work.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: Insomniac at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: brak at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (VckGX)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (10vO4)
Breitbart News reports:
Anatoli Samochornov, a Russian translator who was present at the
infamous June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower with campaign officials,
testified that he was previously an interpreter for Hillary Clinton,
John Kerry and Barack Obama.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (e8kgV)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Maritime at August 23, 2018 05:34 PM
There are some people who -- when they see the dog has defecated on the carpet say 'Bad dog' and then give the dog a biscuit as a treat.
There are others who rub the dogs nose in the excrement because they feel it sends a stronger message.
I don't currently have a dog, so don't sic PETA on me.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (gkBT4)
Anatoli Samochornov, a Russian translator who was present at the
infamous June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower with campaign officials,
testified that he was previously an interpreter for Hillary Clinton,
John Kerry and Barack Obama.
Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at August 23, 2018 05:42 PM (e8kgV)
It all adds up. This is my shocked face:
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:43 PM (ptqGC)
Beto is low IQ for sure. Ted will beat him like a red headed stepchild.
Posted by: d9 at August 23, 2018 05:43 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)
That's another thing: let's see the fake indians tax returns for the last 20 years. What is she hiding?
Posted by: Soothi
I wanna see the rate of interest she was charging on the notes, the amounts deposited, & the amounts declared.
SHOW ME THE WAMPUM!
Posted by: x at August 23, 2018 05:44 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 05:44 PM (iiA9G)
Posted by: Brother Cavil at August 23, 2018 05:44 PM (AM1GF)
Their problem is... so is Trump. They are used to playing against the Bushes, Romneys and McCains (hmmm, what do they all have in common) of the world who shoot themselves in the foot, piss their own base off, defer to the enemy wherever possible and very occasionally pretend to agree with those awful backward conservatives with their fingers crossed behind their back.
This is different. Bet your two scoops of tutti frutti that Trump has a strategy for not just holding, but gaining.
It is barely late August. The news cycles are brief. He's only just getting started. Grab your popcorn and enjoy.
Posted by: Mega at August 23, 2018 05:44 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (xJa6I)
and, BTW, that smoke isn't from the forest fires. it's perpetual Hemp Fest here in Seattle
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 23, 2018 05:45 PM (TSb3l)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2018 05:45 PM (VZV4A)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:46 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2018 05:46 PM (gkBT4)
Posted by: Liz Warren, Cherokee Princess at August 23, 2018 05:46 PM (K0ecI)
Even if one hates Trump, what he has exposed is that there are no TWO teams. You stated the Dems are used to "playing against the Bushes, Romneys and McCains"
Newsflash, THEY'RE ON THE SAME FUCKING TEAM!!!!
That's why this was the Flight 93 election. Last chance before America was lost forever.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:46 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at August 23, 2018 05:46 PM (HiLJ1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (xJa6I)
and, BTW, that smoke isn't from the forest fires. it's perpetual Hemp Fest here in Seattle
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 05:45 PM (d7Ww2)
No, that's a different smell. Sadly one I've been familiar with now that I work in downtown Seattle...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at August 23, 2018 05:46 PM (xJa6I)
I'm sure he's just as progressive as Linda Sarsour, Rashida Taib and Ilhan Omar.
Posted by: Lizzy at August 23, 2018 05:47 PM (W+vEI)
It is barely late August. The news cycles are brief. He's only just getting started. Grab your popcorn and enjoy.
Posted by: Mega at August 23, 2018 05:44 PM (uEbPt)
This.
Are you fired up to vote? The rage seen here today strongly points to YES for everyone.
There's a zero percent chance Trump doesn't have a plan.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 05:47 PM (4ErVI)
Another thing to thank George W. Bush for.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM
Remember the Seinfeld episode where his girlfriend can get out of every speeding ticket, get in sold-out movies, etc.?
That's my wife. No patdown, no shakedown, keep your shoes on, they wave her right through.
I guess they're profiling to some extent.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: d9 at August 23, 2018 05:48 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 05:48 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LOgQ4)
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Yeah . I get "randomly" selected for a TSA colonoscopy Every. Single. Time.
It must be some kind of statistical anomaly!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 05:49 PM (AzW6q)
Anything a Swamper does is legal.
Anything a non-Swamper does is illegal.
Posted by: Emmie at August 23, 2018 05:49 PM (4HMW8)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2018 05:49 PM (kT3/m)
Posted by: d9 at August 23, 2018 05:48 PM
Fu_king _unt c c
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2018 05:49 PM (VZV4A)
There's a zero percent chance Trump doesn't have a plan.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
I'm voting early and often!
Posted by: rickb223 at August 23, 2018 05:49 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (gkBT4)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (UdKB7)
Who runs this place?
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 05:47 PM (LOgQ4)
They've been putting me through this ever since I joined the local Tea Party, early in our dusky preezy's eight year reign of terror.
At one of the first events I attended, the head of our Tea Party insisted we on the committee wear name badges. Some guy came up to each and every one of us and took our pictures. When we confronted him and asked him who he was and what he was doing, he disappeared into the crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (ptqGC)
sense: his opponent is...Ammar Campa-Nahhar, a Palestinian-Mexican
American whose grandfather masterminded the Munich Olympics attack.
Maybe it's just me, but I would think having a grandfather that masterminded a terrorist attack might cause a bit of a problem for a candidate.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: artemis at August 23, 2018 05:40 PM (AwPyG
My theory is that McConnell can clearly see how close things are in the Senate, never mind generally, and isn't sticking his dick out only for Flake or Collins to cut it off.
Posted by: trev006 at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (cgzEU)
Posted by: New, Improved Americans at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (//voU)
Exactly right. You want to set the woods on fire for the Trump base, they just did it.
Anyone with a brain knows this is bullshit. Witch hunt of the highest order. There is one solution for this: vote GOP in 2018. Or else Trump himself is going to have to shoulder the burden and expose the whole thing or come to some other sort of "arrangement" with the deep state.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:52 PM (q+HNC)
Posted by: x at August 23, 2018 05:52 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Minnfidel at August 23, 2018 05:52 PM (VZV4A)
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Not in California.
Resume enhancer.
Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 05:52 PM (//voU)
Maybe it's just me, but I would think having a
grandfather that masterminded a terrorist attack might cause a bit of a
problem for a candidate.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (jDF8P)
In the People's Republic of California? Ha!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
Awww, man, Omarosa was LAST weeks news! Try and keep up!
Posted by: This...Is CNN at August 23, 2018 05:53 PM (jDF8P)
Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (gkBT4)
That's why I vape it
Posted by: SERENITY NOW at August 23, 2018 05:53 PM (ly1Is)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 05:53 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: Kreplach at August 23, 2018 05:49 PM (kT3/m)
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I always tell my liberal acquaintances to say it out loud: "Donald Trump is a Russian operative secretly doing the bidding of Vladimir Putin from the White House," and see if you can say it with a straight face.
Every time, they hem and haw about Mueller, collusion, etc. But when I say that, it catches them off guard, and you can hear it in their voice that they're embarassed to be spouting this obviously insane, stupid shit. NOBODY actually believes this crap.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 05:53 PM (AzW6q)
Even the lefty/shitlib audience on Megyn Kelly laughed out loud at his plea for $$.
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:53 PM (q+HNC)
Moron meet-up starts at six!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (LB9cB)
I can smell a pot smoker right away, as it get impregnated into your clothing. Unless you smoke in the nude, or change cloths right away.
Posted by: Colin at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (gkBT4)
If you're interested in a high paying job at the justice dept call me
Posted by: Jeff Sessions at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Chris Qhomo at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (zzUT1)
God this is a multi-headed hydra of a shit show, isn't it?
Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (953wK)
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I read here, and elsewhere, daily and can barely keep up with the players and their place in this mess. Imagine what the average low information people think.
Posted by: Javems at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (cSfOv)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (dNzKv)
The new group are doing rallies and meet and greets a bunch. I just need to help with the GOTV efforts.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (iiA9G)
This is different. Bet your two scoops of tutti frutti that Trump has a strategy for not just holding, but gaining.
It is barely late August. The news cycles are brief. He's only just getting started. Grab your popcorn and enjoy.
Posted by: Mega at August 23, 2018 05:44 PM (uEbPt)
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The big play is releasing the documents that Judicial Watch / Tom Fitton received that were almost entirely redacted. DoJ and FBI make the claim about uncovering secrets and methods, but in every occurrence so far, we just see DoJ and FBI incompetence and embarrassment.
I say this because of the Congress critters that have seen it all and their responses. They can't say anything because they could harm their own standing. Just *gasp!*. We get the idea.
I thought it would happen early October, but with this massive push, I see it happening about 2 days after Kavanaugh is confirmed (ideally), but it could be even sooner (still ok but could roil the Kavanaugh process).
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 05:55 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: CW at August 23, 2018 05:55 PM (99XVu)
Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 05:55 PM (oiNtH)
At one of the first events I attended, the head of our Tea Party insisted we on the committee wear name badges. Some guy came up to each and every one of us and took our pictures. When we confronted him and asked him who he was and what he was doing, he disappeared into the crowd.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM
Geez, that sucks. The only thing I can figure is that my wife has great voluminous 70's hair and the intersection of great voluminous 70's hair and being Al Q is pretty much zero.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 05:56 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: Huma at August 23, 2018 05:56 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 23, 2018 05:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 05:56 PM (iiA9G)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 05:57 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: prescient11 at August 23, 2018 05:53 PM (q+HNC)
I caught a bit of MeAgain this morning, because she was talking about Asia Argento (unfavorably, thankfully). Anyhow, she went on to discuss the Miss America franchise and how it's in disarray because of charges of bullying...by Gretchen Carlson.
Somehow that doesn't surprise me. Gretchen always struck me as holier-than-thou with a bitchy personality just under the surface.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:57 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 05:45 PM (AzW6q)
McSally is a Flake/McCain clone. She talks tough during the campaign, then turns squishy to satisfy deep blue Tucson afterward. The 'independent' redistrict commision keeps adding just enough Dem voters from Raul Grijalva's safe Dem district to keep this district competitive (this is Saint Gabby of the Hole in the Head's district).
AZ has been in the grip of the State of Maricopa for ages. And Maricopa is turning California. Good conservatives like Paul Gosar are being squeezed out.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at August 23, 2018 05:57 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (I16G8)
They might be able to say who suicided Vince Foster. And who robbed Seth rich.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (dNzKv)
I like how it is an accepted fact that the Clinton campaign paid for the
dossier. In fact there are no campaign filings that show such a thing.
Perkins Coie paid for the dossier and donated it to the Clinton campaign
in order to influence the outcome of the election. That was never
disclosed as a campaign donation, and Hillary should be prosecuted for
accepting a donation in excess of limits. I mean, if trump paying stormy
is a violation, why isn't this?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (dNzKv)
Wrong, a court document in a different case last year, the Dems admitted they paid money for the dossier.
There is so much shit going on, and the crooked press spends so much time running cover for it or outright lying, it is tough to keep track.
If we had an actual Attorney General that was interested in upholding law, it would be a different matter altogether.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine,
Well, that would cost less and probably be just as effective
Posted by: Cheri at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (oiNtH)
Maybe it's just me, but I would think having a grandfather that masterminded a terrorist attack might cause a bit of a problem for a candidate.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (jDF8P)
Depends on the demographics of the district. Everything is tribal now.
Posted by: OneEyedJack at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (z79tQ)
Moron meet-up starts at six!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at August 23, 2018 05:54 PM (LB9cB)
Do a shot for me!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:59 PM (ptqGC)
Would it be legal to strap both Lanny Davis and John Podesta down on table
They might be able to say who suicided Vince Foster. And who robbed Seth rich.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (dNzKv)
I have a fully charged deep cycle marine battery and jumper cables! Can I play?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 05:59 PM (UsCnO)
Grassley and Graham's remarks about Sessions is a turning point.
Posted by: d9 at August 23, 2018 06:00 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:00 PM (UdKB7)
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Play for the right team, and be rewarded for perfidy, no matter how redolent.
Play for the wrong one, and have your life destroyed, regardless of wrongdoing.
It's the American way.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:00 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:01 PM (//voU)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (UdKB7)
Waddles, staggers, faceplants, stumbles...
Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (h3t5U)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (iiA9G)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy
Time for some investigative reporting!!
Posted by: This... is CNN at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (P1f+c)
Barnum was wrong. There's lotsa suckers born every minute.
Posted by: tu3031 at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (jDF8P)
Shit. Cohen has raised $145k in one day. They take care of their own.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (I16G
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It's ok. Every dollar would have gone to a Leftie Dem in this cycle anyway.
What is shows me is the acuteness of the Hate Trump Movement.
.... and scheduling another visit to practice at the range.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:03 PM (UsCnO)
In fact, as I said months ago, you can use the laptop and how it was handled to go after the principal perps. It actually makes it a simpler case. You can force people like Huma to flip.
Posted by: Ignoramus at August 23, 2018 06:03 PM (lPTOJ)
Gorillas in the mist, hooting at shadows.
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (I9Sw7)
but the rule stands. no fat chicks.
Posted by: x at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (AllCR)
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Not that I know of, but the one telling tales proudly revealed her name.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (//voU)
They might be able to say who suicided Vince Foster. And who robbed Seth rich.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (dNzKv)
Could you find anyone who would actually want to touch one of those 2 disgusting old slippery lizards. Maybe with a cattle prod...
Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (h3t5U)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (6Ll1u)
Moron meet-up starts at six!
Do a shot for me too. Preferably Jameson with a Guinness, but I'm not picky.
Oh, and who's got the bail money?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 23, 2018 06:05 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ben Had at August 23, 2018 06:05 PM (iiA9G)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 05:50 PM (UdKB7)
Waddles, staggers, faceplants, stumbles...
Posted by: Timon at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (h3t5U)
=
And sharts and pees herself.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 23, 2018 06:05 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: katya the designated driver at August 23, 2018 06:05 PM (Y79kJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:02 PM (AllCR)
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Not that I know of, but the one telling tales proudly revealed her name.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (//voU)
She has a MAGA hat.
And wears it ironically.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 23, 2018 06:06 PM (1g7ch)
He could see it coming through the door as he lifted up his fork
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2018 06:06 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 05:19 PM (ptqGC)
Unseemly? Perhaps.
Imperative? Most certainly!
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 23, 2018 06:06 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:06 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (6Ll1u)
It's funnier than hell that several of these dames are pissed about the swimsuit competition getting the ax.
I'm betting Carlson gets the boot soon.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (I9Sw7)
And nibbling figs.
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (vkS2Z)
Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (gEvQ8)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: freaked
The article linked earlier ends with "we don't know where it is". Says it could have been returned to Weiner, even. Presumably with the HDD bleachbitted, since he wasn't authorized to have the classified data on it.
Posted by: mikeski at August 23, 2018 06:09 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)
To be replaced with the jock strap competition.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:10 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:10 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:06 PM
The contents of the hard drive may very well be in the hands of one Rudy Giuliani. Sid (Vicious) Blumenthal wakes up every night, stares at the ceiling for hours, and ponders that idea.
I don't have a cure for Sid's sleeplessness. Perhaps on the gun thread.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 06:11 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2018 06:11 PM (KCxzN)
Meow!
When someone on the panel asked her if she thought Gretchen was capable of bullying, she just kind of smiled.
Meow! Meow!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 06:11 PM (ptqGC)
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Then, really, what's the point?
Just have each one submit an essay and be done with it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:11 PM (//voU)
No swimsuit competition is crazy, to be replaced by best cock in a transgender participant
Somebody needs to tell them if you want to hold your Freak Parade, then by all means, go start your own.
You don't get to ruin Miss America. Sorry, Charlie.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 23, 2018 06:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ? at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (MTjB1)
They must have at least cloned the drive but it really doesn't matter if they wanted it to go away. In any case everyone invloved should be fired and facing charges.
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (UdKB7)
Of course.
Why didn't I see that.
Trump had something to do with it, right?
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (I9Sw7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)
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I think just swimsuit, not evening gown.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (I16G8)
Nevermind the fact that we know that meeting was a setup, with the Russian lawyer meeting before and after with Fusion GPS.
Posted by: Biscuits Mahoney at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (GAVZe)
Posted by: Under Fire at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (r9UYA)
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I doubt anything at all. He's just a loyal Party man at the end of his career, doing the work he was instructed to do.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: happyfeet at August 23, 2018 06:12 PM (mLfQi)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (KCxzN)
Posted by: happyfeet at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (mLfQi)
It's funnier than hell that several of these dames are pissed about the swimsuit competition getting the ax.
You work your ass off all year for GAINZZZ and then they axe the swimsuit competion
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (10vO4)
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Interesting to see how the president would react if it happens.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (//voU)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (I16G8
I hope he's going to claim that on his income taxes
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
We can ruin entire societies. Entire countries.
You think we can't touch a single TV show??
Posted by: Leftists at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Dimley through a fog darkly at August 23, 2018 06:04 PM (I9Sw7)
And nibbling figs.
Posted by: kathysaysso at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (vkS2Z)
We had a bumper crop of figs on our tree this year. I guarantee you, Barry had never seen nor eaten a fig when he wrote his stupid "poem."
Figs are soft and luscious, and delicious when wrapped in bacon and grilled or broiled.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (ptqGC)
That would be very very good. Even better if they leaked the whole PST file.
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:14 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2018 06:14 PM (KCxzN)
You've got steamed clams, fried whole belly clams, clams on the half shell, and that's about it.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2018 06:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Zombie Ronald Reagan at August 23, 2018 06:14 PM (wldC6)
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Then, really, what's the point?
Just have each one submit an essay and be done with it.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at August 23, 2018 06:11 PM
Essay? I want to watch them, one after one, come to the microphone in some frumpy outfit, and with all the wisdom of their 18 years, answer the question of how they'll bring about world peace.
/ yeah, like I'd watch 30 seconds of that
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: happyfeet at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (mLfQi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (wldC6)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: happyfeet at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (mLfQi)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (Exd63)
Posted by: Calm Mentor
"And this is my high-cut, skirtless, two-piece evening gown."
Posted by: if there were even one Moronette on stage at August 23, 2018 06:15 PM (P1f+c)
clams are only good in chowder
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:08 PM (bUjCl)
Oh my friend, you have never had freshly dug razor clams.
People ask me why I stay around Washington State if the Seattle jerks are so insufferable.
One answer (of many) is freshly dug razor clams, breaded and sauteed.
Yumm!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (UsCnO)
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uneatable, all
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (bUjCl)
Miss America - ruined
Boys Scouts - ruined
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (bUjCl)
They can't create. They know that. The knowledge burns them. The Iowahawk Skin Suit Postulate explains everything.
https://twitter.com/iowahawkblog/status/664089892599631872
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (I16G8
I hope he's going to claim that on his income taxes
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)
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Lanny Davis is raising it for him, so I guess the money will go straight into a legal trust.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (I16G8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:09 PM (AllCR)
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Now if they can just get the contestants to kneel during the national anthem it would be a trifecta of WIN.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (fw2WT)
Posted by: Skip at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (lxZ71)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (UsCnO)
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that is true; are they full of sand like the rest of them ?
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (fuK7c)
221 Shit. Cohen has raised $145k in one day. They take care of their own.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 23, 2018 05:58 PM (I16G8
I hope he's going to claim that on his income taxes
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (d7Ww2)
Why start now?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: The Bearded Clam at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: freaked at August 23, 2018 06:16 PM (UdKB7)
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Heteros who don't have an internet connection?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (fw2WT)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (fuK7c)
Clam your tits.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (d7Ww2)
221 Shit. Cohen has raised $145k in one day.
Holy fuk there be some stupid people out there!
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Pokemon picatta?
Posted by: mikeski at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Abby at August 23, 2018 06:19 PM (ze06e)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (4ErVI)
Nothingburger heaped with bupkis and a side of zilch, I think that's the current special.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (QDnY+)
I well remember the swimsuit competition, and all the boys from my old high school in the front row, leering.
I won Evening Gown. Not so much leering.
The only reason I entered the pageant, was because my mother told me someone wanted me to enter and she told them I wouldn't be interested. It pissed me off that she spoke for me, so.....anyhow, I still have the silver bracelet they gave me, and later I was asked to judge another beauty pageant in SC, which I did.
And that's all I got to say about that.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:18 PM (d7Ww2)
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I'm not eating anything that looks just like a penis unless it's an actual penis!
Posted by: Shep Smith at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (fw2WT)
Posted by: mikeski at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: ace at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (PA9oZ)
guessing taking over was her big chance to restart her career.
Posted by: ? at August 23, 2018 06:20 PM (MTjB1)
I'm beginning to sense a theme.
Anything a Swamper does is legal.
Anything a non-Swamper does is illegal.
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... and a ONE! ....... and a TWO!
Posted by: Lawrence Welk at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (UsCnO)
Miss America - ruined
Boys Scouts - ruined
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:13 PM (bUjCl)
Science fiction ruined!
Comic Books ruined!
Star Wars ruined!
Bathrooms ruined!
Childhood ruined!
Gender ruined!
Coming soon: STEM careers
Posted by: Max Power at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (4tiDW)
Posted by: filbert at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (953wK)
Beto is low IQ for sure. Ted will beat him like a red headed stepchild.
Posted by: d9 at August 23, 2018 05:43 PM (WX+x0)
Yay! Was that in Cedar Park? I think he was coming here to speak this week.
Posted by: LASue at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (Z48ZB)
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Replaced with Lost Hymen to Mohammedan Grooming Gangs and lost friends with Killed by Illegal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (JFO2v)
I almost got some a while back but then bailed when I remembered, "Oh right, you gained weight when you went off-regime."
But once I get back down to 170...
Posted by: ace at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: AltonJackson at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (KCxzN)
https://twitter.com/ThomasWictor/status/
1032444039893803010
Another tweet showing Cohen's plea bargain did not say Trump directed him to make payments...
https://twitter.com/NYGuy13/status/
1032444149906202626
Posted by: andycanuck at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 23, 2018 06:21 PM (4tiDW)
I'll know for sure in early October.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (bUjCl)
You know, an actually *factual* description.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:22 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (Exd63)
Make no mistake. There is a two-tiered justice system in the US. One set of rules for us, one set of rules for them. I don't know how, but that crap has to stop.
Posted by: Old Blue at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (gEvQ8)
I've been out water-skiing for hours in 'Jersey waters. Too tired and hungry to head back to the marina. Dig around with your toes, find some clams, shuck 'em and eat 'em on the spot.
Hunger gone. Hit it!
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (LOgQ4)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (Exd63)
Sounds like he should enter RC seminary.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (AllCR)
right, good point. But they rejoin that "Ted" is a deliberate anglicization to appeal to Hispanics.
Posted by: ace at August 23, 2018 06:24 PM (PA9oZ)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 23, 2018 06:23 PM (Exd63)
Lighten up, Francis
Posted by: nurse ratched at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (d7Ww2)
I repair to what I recall was the hilariously unorthodox position of Craig Claiborne, the long-time NYT restaurant/food critic and guru, who would review McDonald's occasionally, love it (esp. the fried, again IIRC), and say people like it "because the food tastes very good".
And Hugh Johnson, long-time wine critic and guru, who wrote "great wine is wine that you like".
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:25 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: concrete girl at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (TSb3l)
I was confusing Gretchen Carlson with somebody else named Gretchen whom I didnt think would have been a Miss America contestant-sort of plain/average looking woman with a deepish-voice. Very good reporter. Who am i thinking of?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:17 PM (AllCR)
Greta Van Susteren?
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: runner at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (bUjCl)
And yes, we are seeing a festival of Old News Being Repeated here, for the most part. I seem to recall everything being debunked, yet again, has already been debunked, some it months and months ago.
Posted by: rhomboid at August 23, 2018 06:27 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 23, 2018 06:26 PM (10vO4)
Yes. Thanks!. That would have driven me crazy. Obviously I substituted one G name for another.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM (AllCR)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM (Exd63)
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Interesting to see how the president would react if it happens.
I hypothesize a rapid declassifying of relevant documents and probably a few irrelevant as well.
Clamato, elixir
Good evening Alton
Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 23, 2018 06:28 PM (AWWxT)
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 06:29 PM (y87Qq)
Posted by: Burger Chef at August 23, 2018 06:29 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 23, 2018 05:47 PM (4ErVI)
They haven't even started polishing the chrome and stainless in Trump's B-52 yet. (he doesn't do gold in his military planes)
The intelligence carpet-bombing will commence in October.
Posted by: SURPRISE !!! at August 23, 2018 06:31 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)
Posted by: SURPRISE !!! at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (ckk1c)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at August 23, 2018 06:32 PM (6Ll1u)
With: moar clam.
Also breadcrumbs and seasoning. Maybe a binder like egg. I dunno, that's why I'm asking.
Posted by: hogmartin at August 23, 2018 06:34 PM (y87Qq)
I would suspect that traditional clams casino is as Paleo a meal as it gets. Fresh steamed clam, red and green pepper, onion, Monterey jack cheese*. Probably 20 calories per clam and accouterments.
An hour of prep, 10 minutes to eat, every single solitary one of them.
* Of questionable Paleo, but we're going to allow it.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 23, 2018 06:47 PM (LOgQ4)
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