Bill Nelson: When I Made Huge News in the Liberal Media That Russians Had Already Hacked Florida's Election System In Advance of the 2018 Elections, I Meant That They <i>Might</i> Hack Them

Bill Nelson: When I Made Huge News in the Liberal Media That Russians Had Already Hacked Florida's Election System In Advance of the 2018 Elections, I Meant That They Might Hack Them

Nope. He's lying.

First of all, let's get the backstory, from August 8th. The Tampa Bay Times -- which I know I can trust, because they're responsible for PolitiFact or one of those completely-reliable fact-check operations -- reported that Nelson said, verbally, unambiguously, that Russia had penetrated Florida's voting systems in advance of the 2018 elections. Not that they might or could penetrate them.

Not that they had in 2016.

But that Russians already have penetrated them in advance of the 2018 elections:

Russian operatives have "penetrated" some of Florida's voter registration systems ahead of the 2018 midterms, U.S. Sen. Bill Nelson said Wednesday, adding new urgency to concerns about hacking.
...

"They have already penetrated certain counties in the state and they now have free rein to move about," Nelson told the Tampa Bay Times before a campaign event in Tampa. He said something similar a day earlier in Tallahassee but declined to elaborate.
"That's classified," the Democrat said Tuesday.
...
"We were requested by the chairman and vice chairman of the Intelligence Committee to let the supervisors of election in Florida know that the Russians are in their records," Nelson told the Times on Wednesday. (audio below) He noted he is a member of the Armed Services subcommittee on cybersecurity.

But his claims were immediately subject to challenge:

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The state, however, said it has received "zero information" supporting his claim.
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Nelson and Florida's other senator, Republican Marco Rubio, wrote a July 2 letter to the 67 county election supervisors about potential threats. But that letter lacked the specificity Nelson laid out.

"County election boards should not be expected to stand alone against a hostile foreign government," the lawmakers wrote in recommending "a wide range of services" from the Department of Homeland Security.
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"The Florida Department of State has received zero information from Senator Nelson or his staff that support his claims," agency spokeswoman Sarah Revell said in a statement. "Additionally, the Department has received no information from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, the Federal Bureau of Investigation or the Florida Department of Law Enforcement that corroborates Senator Nelson's statement and we have no evidence to support these claims.
"If Senator Nelson has specific information about threats to our elections, he should share it with election officials in Florida."
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Nelson's remarks immediately caused a major stir among county elections officials, who are testing equipment, training poll workers and counting mail ballots in advance of the Aug. 28 primary. Pinellas County elections officials immediately contacted the FBI, Homeland Security and other state and federal agencies in a futile attempt to find out more about Nelson's assertion.
"Our office has not seen any indication that we have had any penetration by any bad actions," said Pinellas election's office spokesman Dustin Chase.

As the article says, the audio of this conversation is in fact embedded at the bottom of the article linked. The first question is from a reporter specifically asking if he means there was a penetration into records before 2016 or right now, and he answers "Right now."

He adds, present tense, "The Russians ARE IN their [voting] records."

Which makes it curious that he now says, questioned further about his evidence-free claim, that he never said there was any actual penetration going on right now, and that he only meant that there had been penetration in 2016 and that it was "likely" that there could be penetration today.

Ignore the headline that precedes this clip -- he doesn't "admit" he "fabricated" the claim, though that seems to be an inescapable inference that can be drawn from his "HAVE RIGHT NOW PENETRATED/penetrated in 2016" switcheroo.

See video here, or embedded after the jump so as to keep the front page relatively free of CPU-intensive links.

BREAKING: Sen. Bill Nelson (D-FL) admits in secret recording that he fabricated claim, which broke headlines, that Russians penetrated Florida election systems in 2018 pic.twitter.com/h7aNZOUBxS
— Wired Sources (@WiredSources) August 15, 2018

Note he now says all he said was in the letter he wrote jointly with Rubio -- which itself only said penetration was a possibility that must be guarded against. He's now openly lying that the did not say what he be heard on an AUDIO RECORDING saying.

Why is he changing his claim? Why is he LYING about what he previously claimed, and claiming now that his only statement on the matter was contained in the letter he signed with Rubio?

Will the media correct the #FakeNews reports it pumped out following his initial statement, which he now implicitly concedes was misinformation -- or, more accurately and less charitably, a lie?

I'm sure this audio recording will get every bit the play from Tater & Palz that Omarosa does.

Thanks to bonhomme.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 06:55 PM

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Posted by: I See Dead People at August 15, 2018 06:54 PM (iYBjo)

2 All I know is you said penetration several times. I'm getting hot flashes.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2018 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

3
It's okay, lil marco will defend nelson.

Posted by: I See Dead People at August 15, 2018 06:55 PM (iYBjo)

4

That's weird.

Posted by: I See Dead People at August 15, 2018 06:55 PM (iYBjo)

5 Ocunus lures set
Like poisoned faberge eggs
For fools to open

Our guy is talking
A few pints can loosen tongues
With a honey pot

Tell us a story
Of intrigue and oligarchs
While prostitutes pee

Password is "password"
Now eat, shoot Panda and leave
Bread crumbs Fancy Bear

Two lovers sent home
Cruise ships with empty cabins
Our firewalls must hold

Posted by: Nellie Ohr's Ham Radio Haiku Transmissions at August 15, 2018 06:55 PM (DuAZ5)

6
Italiacs are unshutoffable.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 06:56 PM (iYBjo)

7 Well, his bosses released their talking points to make excuses for the blue ty d bol wave, and Bill got ahead of the curve.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 06:56 PM (9BLnV)

8 This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue 'bout who lied to who.

Posted by: Nelson of Swamp Castle at August 15, 2018 06:56 PM (6eEQ+)

9 Gee, another boldface liar.

Shocking.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 15, 2018 06:56 PM (58Au8)

10 The reporting seems a bit... slanted

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (Ws82x)

11 Why is he changing his claim? That's not a serious question, is it? Typical deep state lib, he never dreamed that anyone would ever be allowed to question is narrative. How Dare We!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (V2Yro)

12 Figures, it's fixed now.

Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (Ws82x)

13

Bread crumbs Fancy Bear

is this a lyric line from Elton John?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (iYBjo)

14 NELSON NOW DENIES PENETRATION

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

15
Does Elton John say "sugar bear" in that song, or what?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (iYBjo)

16 It's simple,the Russians hacked him and made him say it...

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (LiyEm)

17 His internal polling must really suck for him. He is battle prepping the space for his humiliating loss in November.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (hoAFm)

18 Lot's of penetration mentioned here

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (M+Lyo)

19 The reporting seems a bit... slanted
Posted by: DocJ at August 15, 2018 06:57 PM (Ws82x)

I thought Sarah Jeong was in New York?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (9BLnV)

20 Why the hell would voting machines be connected to the Internet? And if they aren't, how were they hacked?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (wmrFg)

21 The GOP has lost three Senate elections to this dipshit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (xPl2J)

22 >>>It's okay, lil marco will defend nelson.

I have zero doubt. Also, when "Republican" Senator Richard Burr was asked to comment upon Nelson's changing story, his spokesman refused to comment at all.

Many Republican Senators seem to be doing their utmost to help their Democrat friends.

Burr must be primaried out at earliest possible time. I don't care if we lose the seat; we already have lost it. He is a backbiting snake working hard to aid and abet Democrats.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (PA9oZ)

23

This dummy somehow finagled a ride in the Space Shuttle for absolutely no good reason.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (iYBjo)

24 If the Russians are in other why can't we get them out? Are they stuck?

Posted by: freaked at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (UdKB7)

25 He said it because he could and because requiring evidence is proof that the person asking it is a Russian white supremacist bot.

He is denying what your lying ears are hearing because he can.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (dEQP3)

26
Many Republican Senators seem to be doing their utmost to help their Democrat friends.

That's who they are, as Paul Ryan would say.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (iYBjo)

27 Burr is a real turd. SIC is corrupt to the hilt

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (M+Lyo)

28 Was Nelson an astronaut? Or just a mission specialist?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

29 I hope he goes on to loose in November. GTFO liar.(is he up for reelection?)

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (0OmEj)

30 In Soviet Amerika, registration system penetrate you!

Posted by: Jackoff Smirnoff at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (RKQ/v)

31 he thought he could get away with it, and create a storm.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (M5P9t)

32
I couldn't believe when that turd Blunt defended crazy demented maxine waters.

I mean, why??

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (iYBjo)

33 Let's they this again.

If the Russian are in "there" why can't we get them out?

Posted by: freaked at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (UdKB7)

34 I did not say what I said, stop saying I did.

Posted by: Sen Bill nelson at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (JCmKL)

35 Was Nelson an astronaut?

Major Nelson? That's what he told Jeannie.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (wmrFg)

36 I hope he goes on to loose in November. GTFO liar.(is he up for reelection?)

Amazingly, I believe that ball headed cocksucker is going to beat him.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (yQpMk)

37

Has Cuck Roy Blunt endorsed McCaskill, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (iYBjo)

38 A politician lied? The dickens you say!

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (2sCft)

39 Bill Nelson. Is he the guy who looks like an extra from The Walking Dead?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

40 Damn decisions. I still have my FL voter card. Do I drive over to vote against this lying corksoaker?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (JFO2v)

41 >>>29 I hope he goes on to loose in November. GTFO liar.(is he up for reelection?)

Nelson? Yes he's in a very tight race with Governor Rick Scott, running for the Senate seat.

Which makes it unconscionable that Burr would take a pass on this to protect his very dear friend at the expense of a Republican who actually can win this (and is slightly favored to to do so).

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (PA9oZ)

42 fuck I give up

Posted by: freaked at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (UdKB7)

43 28 Was Nelson an astronaut? Or just a mission specialist?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

When he opened the bottle, Lil Marco came out of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (4ErVI)

44 I hope he goes on to loose in November. GTFO liar.(is he up for reelection?)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (0OmEj)

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He is running against current Governor Rick Scott.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (hoAFm)

45
Nelson was no astronaut. Just a jerkoff who got a ride on the Space Shuttle.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 07:02 PM (iYBjo)

46 This dummy somehow finagled a ride in the Space Shuttle for absolutely no good reason.
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (iYBjo)

So it was space aliens who did the penetration.

Posted by: auscolpyr at August 15, 2018 07:02 PM (oFsfu)

47 >>>39 Bill Nelson. Is he the guy who looks like an extra from The Walking Dead?

He looks like the Old Guy Masturbating in the Window in every voyeur porn video.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:02 PM (PA9oZ)

48 Did I say that? I don't remember saying that. I couldn't have said whatever it is you say you heard me say. That's simply not something I'd say. Say, has anyone seen my Diet Cokes?

Posted by: Bill Nelson of Swamp Congress at August 15, 2018 07:02 PM (6eEQ+)

49 Bill Nelson and his twin brother had that big hit in the 80's "Love and Affection".

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 15, 2018 07:02 PM (xPl2J)

50 Didn't Rick Scott cuck hard after the shooting?

Meh probably better than this douchebag, but still a cuck who needs to be watched.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:03 PM (4ErVI)

51 Is Sen Bill Nelson... Florida Man?

Posted by: davidt at August 15, 2018 07:03 PM (JCmKL)

52 Try "I never said that, and even if I did, say that, I never said that." I seem to recall that having dazelled the media before.

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at August 15, 2018 07:03 PM (F9322)

53 I know that you believe you understand what you think I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.

Posted by: Bill Nelson, channeling Robert McCloskey at August 15, 2018 07:03 PM (QLvwG)

54 When he opened the bottle, Lil Marco came out of it.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM (4ErVI)

I need a new keyboard.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 15, 2018 07:03 PM (T71PA)

55 that he never said there was any actual penetration going on right now, and that he only meant that there had been penetration in 2016 and that it was "likely" that there could be penetration today.

Oooh, tell me more!

Posted by: Shep at August 15, 2018 07:03 PM (oiNtH)

56 A politician lied? The dickens you say!
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:01 PM

Get the smelling salts. I feel faint.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:04 PM (2NqXo)

57 in every voyeur porn video.

Is this a thing? Are guys jerking it while watching other guys jerking it watching someone else?

If that someone was also watching a porno, it would achieve a singularity.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:04 PM (yQpMk)

58 It is such a relief to finally see a DEMOCRAT make an incredibly stupid unforced error in public. He actually thought he could get away with just pitching out some idiot claim like this and saying "It's Classified! I'm a Senator! You can't ask!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 07:04 PM (V2Yro)

59 >>>42 fuck I give up
Posted by: freaked

i hear that. But if they're gunning to lose, the way to beat them is to win.

Then drive them out of office and into the Outer Darkness.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:04 PM (PA9oZ)

60 "Many Republican Senators seem to be doing their utmost to help their Democrat friends. "

They may be hoping for a blue wave even more than the d's.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at August 15, 2018 07:05 PM (58Au8)

61
43 28 Was Nelson an astronaut? Or just a mission specialist?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM (yQpMk)

When he opened the bottle, Lil Marco came out of it.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis

/makes the circular high hand rotation gesture of respect

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at August 15, 2018 07:05 PM (iYBjo)

62 A Democrat that is lying..

Imagine that!

That's never happened before, right?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2018 07:05 PM (UsCnO)

63 I am voting with Nelson on this matter...straight shooter, principles and muh character and stuff.

Posted by: Cuckstar Rick Wilson at August 15, 2018 07:05 PM (yhf6w)

64 Hey, Russia, is it in yet?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:05 PM (2NqXo)

65 >>>s this a thing? Are guys jerking it while watching other guys jerking it watching someone else?

a friend tells me that a common scenario in porn is that an old guy will beat off in a window watching a much younger girl undress and then she'll be so intrigued by his devil-may-care elan she'll let him dork her up the squeakhole.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:06 PM (PA9oZ)

66 I don't understand why we continue to characterize the media as "liberal."

If "liberal" means quashing conservative points of view and platforms, working in concert to unseat a duly elected president, concocting and broadcasting falsehoods against that president to further that aim, denigrating his supporters, and serving solely as the mouthpiece for the left--then it is a an entirely new definition of the word.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 15, 2018 07:06 PM (TdMsT)

67 What the Russians have hacked, is the brains of Demoncrats. It's kind of funny watching them run around like a chicken with it's head cut off.

Posted by: Traveling Man &&&& at August 15, 2018 07:06 PM (R5lpX)

68 >>>This dummy somehow finagled a ride in the Space Shuttle for absolutely no good reason.

Hmmm, maybe just one more trip?

SPACE SHUTTLE RIDES > HELICOPTER RIDES

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2018 07:06 PM (q177U)

69 and while liberals claim to fucking love science, they also believe in fairy tales like russians hackin' muh elections.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (GoLZO)

70 >>Burr must be primaried out at earliest possible time. I don't care if we lose the seat; we already have lost it. He is a backbiting snake working hard to aid and abet Democrats.

The Senate Intel Committee is thoroughly corrupt from top to bottom. I don't trust any of them. Maybe Cotton and Risch but I'm not confident in any of them.

Warner has taken over for Feinstein as the scummiest and most corrupt.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (/tuJf)

71 >>>66 I don't understand why we continue to characterize the media as "liberal."

If "liberal" means quashing conservative points of view and platforms, working in concert to unseat a duly elected president, concocting and broadcasting falsehoods against that president to further that aim, denigrating his supporters, and serving solely as the mouthpiece for the left--then it is a an entirely new definition of the word.

...

I was calling them "Enemy Media" but I had to stop because Cisco Umbrella started blocking me.

So, welcome your new Censorship Overlords.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (PA9oZ)

72

He looks like the Old Guy Masturbating in the Window in every voyeur porn video.

A guy needs a hobby.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

73 from old thred

I like that draw and strike's pointing out that this could be it.

Maybe the trump team got their own fisa warrants?

maybe brennan is fucked, legally, five ways to sunday.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (GoLZO)

74 SPACE SHUTTLE RIDES > HELICOPTER RIDES

It's a long long way to fall.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:08 PM (yQpMk)

75 >>>I like that draw and strike's pointing out that this could be it.

That guy has predicted the last 30 of the past 0 pre-dawn raids by Sessions.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:08 PM (PA9oZ)

76
Burr must be primaried out at earliest possible time. I don't care if we lose the seat; we already have lost it. He is a backbiting snake working hard to aid and abet Democrats.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (PA9oZ)

So 2022. Yay.

I am allowed to be extra bitter since he is one of my Senators.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 15, 2018 07:08 PM (dEQP3)

77 ***Marks calendar on August 15, 2018, in big red letters***

"Dem Politician Lied. Media remains silent."

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:08 PM (2sCft)

78 Nelson is dumber than a box of rocks.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:08 PM (NWiLs)

79 Um Bill, I have heard 3 year olds lie better.

Posted by: Cheri at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (oiNtH)

80 I penetrated Kate Upton.

And by this I mean I have delusions it may occur sometime in the future.

Posted by: wooga at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (YfUyv)

81 75 >>>I like that draw and strike's pointing out that this could be it.

That guy has predicted the last 30 of the past 0 pre-dawn raids by Sessions.
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man, in a just world, where the gop wasn't cucks, there'd be tons of those things.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (GoLZO)

82 >>>A guy needs a hobby.

I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only my ratty dressing gown.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (PA9oZ)

83 I believe there are point of view videos where the camera peers around a half open door at a young lady in the act of undressing.

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (q177U)

84 The GOP has lost three Senate elections to this dipshit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at August 15, 2018 06:58 PM (xPl2J)

We tried our bestest. Swearsies.

Posted by: GOPe at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (sXefu)

85 I was calling them "Enemy Media" but I had to stop because Cisco Umbrella started blocking me.

So, welcome your new Censorship Overlords.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (PA9oZ)

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Did they even have the balls to contact you and tell you they were doing this?

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (hoAFm)

86 66 I don't understand why we continue to characterize the media as "liberal."

If "liberal" means quashing conservative points of view and platforms, working in concert to unseat a duly elected president, concocting and broadcasting falsehoods against that president to further that aim, denigrating his supporters, and serving solely as the mouthpiece for the left--then it is a an entirely new definition of the word.
Posted by: Ladyl at August 15, 2018 07:06 PM (TdMsT)

"Fascist" or "Stalinist" seem more apropos.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (NWiLs)

87 Do we have anyone in the Horde that lives in FLA.? If we do get on the phone to Burr's office.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (hECVl)

88 I guarantee that Rubio will be voting for Nelson in November.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (AcZtS)

89 Burr must be primaried out at earliest possible time. I don't care if we lose the seat; we already have lost it. He is a backbiting snake working hard to aid and abet Democrats.

Posted by: ace

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That senate intel report basically corroborating...checks the footnotes...nothing was brilliant.

lolz...it moved no needles, it helped nothing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (GoLZO)

90 ace: "I was calling them 'Enemy Media' but I had to stop because Cisco Umbrella started blocking me.

So, welcome your new Censorship Overlords."

I think the key is to cycle through codeword substitutes ahead of their filters. Like "enemedia" instead of "Enemy Media". Or "lying bastard cocksuckers of Satan".

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (6eEQ+)

91 >>>77 ***Marks calendar on August 15, 2018, in big red letters***

"Dem Politician Lied. Media remains silent."

...

I'm just glad I was here to finally see it.

It's like Apollo 11. A real where-were-you-when moment.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (PA9oZ)

92 Is maturbating while watching me masturbate watching an old guy masturbating watching a young girl undress a thing?

Because sometimes I feel like someone is watching.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

93 Was Nelson an astronaut? Or just a mission specialist?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM

He was the official rump-swab of that shuttle mission, servicing the vacuum toilet.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (bML9A)

94 wearing only my ratty dressing gown.

Luxury! We dreamed of having a ratty dressing gown to jerk off in.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

95 I was calling them "Enemy Media" but I had to stop because Cisco Umbrella started blocking me. "

Maybe you could go with N.M.E. media?

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (V2Yro)

96 82 >>>A guy needs a hobby.

I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only my ratty dressing gown.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (PA9oZ)

Headmaster giving the naughty Catholic schoolgirls a spanking.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (NWiLs)

97 I guarantee that Rubio will be voting for Nelson in November.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (AcZtS)
+++
And giving him neck massages in the Senate Chambers during late night sessions....

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (2sCft)

98 I agree with a poster on another thread who said that after the midterms, regardless of the results, PDT embraces his inner Maximus from "Gladiator" and unleashes Hell. Unredacted and unclassified documents, forfeited pensions, and mass arrests and mass firings. Hopefully, some people will be at the business end of a rope.

Posted by: jmel at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (OeWgo)

99 This dummy somehow finagled a ride in the Space Shuttle for absolutely no good reason.
********************************************************

Jeannie was so proud of her Master for that one.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (2NqXo)

100
Looks like his face got hacked by a track shoe. After being doused with Drano.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (G4W16)

101 Because sometimes I feel like someone is watching.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

Me too.

Posted by: Rockwell at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (oFsfu)

102 >>>88 I guarantee that Rubio will be voting for Nelson in November.

Oh my -- did you not hear? They agreed to mutually support each other and not campaign against each other.

Because Democrat Fwiendz are the Bestest Fwiendz!

And Rubio is real rock-solid Republican. Rick Wilson says so.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (PA9oZ)

103 92 Is maturbating while watching me masturbate watching an old guy masturbating watching a young girl undress a thing?

Because sometimes I feel like someone is watching.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (oVJmc)

That sounds like some very carefully placed mirrors.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (4ErVI)

104 You could have Patty Murray as your Senator. And Maria Cantwell will get re-elected as there were 26 people running in the primary for that position.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

105 "Dem Politician Lied. Media remains silent."

----

wow. I was just getting over the first part when I realized the second part....whoas...mind blowd

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (GoLZO)

106 >>>Looks like his face got hacked by a track shoe.

Hah!

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (PA9oZ)

107 OT but a throaty, hearty fuck you to Andrew Cuomo. Get your fucking shine box and hop on the rat line to South America fuckhead.

America IS great and T will be greater once your slime ball ass is gone.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 07:13 PM (yMSBV)

108 ">>>42 fuck I give up
Posted by: freaked

i hear that. But if they're gunning to lose, the way to beat them is to win. "

No I meant I give up at posting a coherent comment. I never give up on the big stuff.

Posted by: freaked at August 15, 2018 07:13 PM (UdKB7)

109 I hope he goes on to loose in November. GTFO liar.(is he up for reelection?)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM (0OmEj)

He's up for reelection and polling horribly.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 07:13 PM (AcZtS)

110 Bill Nelson's face looks like one of those extreme magnification photographs that turns out to be of a fly's belly or something.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:13 PM (PA9oZ)

111 Do we have anyone in the Horde that lives in FLA.? If we do get on the phone to Burr's office.
Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 07:10 PM (hECVl)

Burr is NC. His staff are useless. That is not speculation on my part.

Posted by: alexthechick - Superelite Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at August 15, 2018 07:13 PM (dEQP3)

112 Allahpundit masturbates while looking in the mirror.

*kisses fingers*

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

113 Mission Specialist Nelson's pipeline to Russia is clogged.

I repeat, the pipeline to Russia is clogged.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (2NqXo)

114 99 This dummy somehow finagled a ride in the Space Shuttle for absolutely no good reason.
********************************************************

Jeannie was so proud of her Master for that one.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (2NqXo)

It was a publicity stunt/favor that he got to do for shoveling money at NASA. That's all there was to it.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (NWiLs)

115 I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only my ratty dressing gown.
Posted by: ace

Driving instructor is still viable.

Posted by: wooga at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (YfUyv)

116 Bill Nelson looks like the Old Man in a Cloak who asks you riddles before you cross the River of Death.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (PA9oZ)

117 This is the evidence we have been waiting for that proves Trump colluded with the Russians! IMPEACH!!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (dNzKv)

118 Was Nelson an astronaut? Or just a mission specialist?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 06:59 PM

He was ballast. Useless eating, breathing, pooping ballast.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM (QLvwG)

119 >>>Driving instructor is still viable.

I'm not british

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (PA9oZ)

120 OT Masterpiece Bake Shop has a gofundme site. Just starting to get more donations after this latest lawfare by the transgender activist lawyer. Site also has a lovely you tube interview with Jack Phillips who sounds like a wonderful Christian man:

https://tinyurl.com/y834pooj

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (AllCR)

121 >>>Maybe the trump team got their own fisa warrants

revenge is a dish, best served cold

Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (M5P9t)

122 I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only my ratty dressing gown.

How's your plumber's crack?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

123 Looks like his face got hacked by a track shoe. After being doused with Drano."

Or maybe his face caught on fire and somebody put it out with a chain.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (V2Yro)

124 i hear that. But if they're gunning to lose, the way to beat them is to win. "

No I meant I give up at posting a coherent comment. I never give up on the big stuff.

Posted by: freaked at August 15, 2018 07:13 PM (UdKB7)
***********************

Make the cucks mad VOTE RED!

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (hECVl)

125 119 >>>Driving instructor is still viable.

I'm not british
Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (PA9oZ)

I'm telling you: headmaster at Catholic girls school

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (NWiLs)

126 Bill Nelson/Be Bop Deluxe > Bill Nelson, US Senator

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (ZGkEN)

127 Willowed
428 The only group denied communion with the SMR is full-blood Fritz. They're right out.
The Baltic Germans are coming over, and no cabbage products for you!
Posted by: Count Friedrich Wilhelm Berg

https://www.ahsgr.org/
American Historical Society of Germans From Russia.

Posted by: Fritz Ivanov at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (o2dhJ)

128 >>Allahpundit masturbates while looking in the mirror.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (/tuJf)

129 I was calling them "Enemy Media" but I had to stop because Cisco Umbrella started blocking me.

So, welcome your new Censorship Overlords.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:07 PM (PA9oZ)

You have GOT to be kidding.

I get my knickers in a twist every time I see the left described as "liberal," when there is nothing liberal about it.

Posted by: Ladyl at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (TdMsT)

130 >>>How's your plumber's crack?

I guess I could do that.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (PA9oZ)

131 Hey, remember Judge Reinhold in 'Fast Times???'

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's Fatboy Beard at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (oVJmc)

132 only my ratty dressing gown.

You have a dressing gown?

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

133 104
You could have Patty Murray as your Senator. And Maria Cantwell will get
re-elected as there were 26 people running in the primary for that
position.

Posted by: notsothoreau at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (JKNZq)

Washington state voter rolls are so hopelessly corrupt because of Motor Voter, voting is a waste of time these days here.

The Left gets what they want, because of a generation of non-citizens voting and the State unwilling to even consider there is something wrong.

Nobody voting here has ever been checked for their citizenry. Nobody.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (UsCnO)

134 Bill Nelson has made statements so hyperbolic they make Hillary's RUSSIANS flame seem tame.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (1g7ch)

135 So, to recap. A sitting Senator makes an accusation against a Foreign Nation, with no proof.

Creating a climate whereby we will confront the only other country with very large amounts of Nuclear Weapons...

And does so, for internal political reasons.

I wonder, as this is a specific accusation, could Russia sue for Libel or Slander? or does Congress get a pass on telling lies about others, including countries?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (NgKpN)

136 I've come to clear your pipes.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

137 ace: "I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only my ratty dressing gown."

Can you drive a car/taxi? Seems like every chick in a cab wants to blow the driver's horn.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (6eEQ+)

138 re corps below: Best quote evah:

"I'll believe a corporation is a person when the state of Texas puts one in the electric chair."

Posted by: Gooshy at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (1pHfP)

139 @116 that is poetry

Posted by: artemis at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (AwPyG)

140 I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only my ratty dressing gown.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:09 PM (PA9oZ)

For some reason I'm picturing Marley's ghost from A Christmas Carol, spanking the monkey outside Scrooge's window.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (Mouru)

141 Bill Nelson/Be Bop Deluxe > Bill Nelson, US Senator
Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2018 07:15 PM (ZGkEN)

++++
Truth! Go Be Bop Deluxe.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (2sCft)

142 >>a friend tells me that a common scenario in porn is
that an old guy will beat off in a window watching a much younger girl
undress and then she'll be so intrigued by his devil-may-care elan
she'll let him dork her up the squeakhole.

Posted by: ace
That only happened once! Well, maybe there were a couple of other times. I've had my anus botoxed a few times. Looser than Harvey Milk.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (2cuLk)

143 136 I've come to clear your pipes.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (yQpMk)

That sounds kinda ghey.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (NWiLs)

144
OT but a throaty, hearty fuck you to Andrew Cuomo. Get your fucking shine box and hop on the rat line to South America fuckhead.

He says women are not yet liberated.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (IqV8l)

145 my ratty dressing gown

Folded up newspaper and pint of whisky in the pockets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

146 >>>I'm telling you: headmaster at Catholic girls school

I guess some of those 35 year old catholic school girls are cute

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (PA9oZ)

147 So, to recap. A sitting Senator makes an accusation against a Foreign Nation, with no proof.

-------

remember the dnc also sued "russia". lol. The whole cold war and the pentagon never thought to sue "the ussr" or the "warsaw pact".

the crazy left has really covered themselves

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (GoLZO)

148 I'm not being well-served by pornographic scenarists. I'm too old to
deliver pizza and yet too young to masturbate in a window wearing only
my ratty dressing gown.

Posted by: ace

Old Coot giving advice at the Farmer's Market?

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (QLvwG)

149 only my ratty dressing gown.

You have a dressing gown?
Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2018 07:16 PM (dUJdY)

A guy with a J. Crew Messenger Bag always has a dressing gown.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (Mouru)

150 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

151 *holds up cucumber*

Posted by: Old Coot giving advice at the Farmer's Market at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

152 146 >>>I'm telling you: headmaster at Catholic girls school

I guess some of those 35 year old catholic school girls are cute
Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (PA9oZ)

Heh.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (NWiLs)

153 "It's not who votes that counts, it's the SMR counting the votes."

Posted by: Shit Stalin said, vol. IX at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (sdi6R)

154 It was a publicity stunt/favor that he got to do for shoveling money at NASA. That's all there was to it.
Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:14 PM

He was turned into a monkey but by the time the Space Shuttle landed he was back to, umm, normal.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (2NqXo)

155 Bill Nelson looks like one of those swamis who stared into the sun for 15 years seeking wisdom and came out of it realizing that the sun is hot as fuck

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (PA9oZ)

156 my ratty dressing gown

Folded up newspaper and pint of whisky in the pockets.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:17 PM (4ErVI)

Then you can say, "got my cheeze-whizz boy?"

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (QLvwG)

157 >>>>Allahpundit masturbates while looking in the mirror.

Is that wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw
Depends what you are focused on.

Posted by: Allahpundit at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (2cuLk)

158 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

------------

Absolutely. Prayers up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (hoAFm)

159 Democrat.

Liar.

BIRM

Posted by: blaster at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (weV3+)

160 He had to lie. It is a product of the climate of hate that Trump is stoking. He was just saying what could be true if the Dems weren't putting so much pressure on the known Russian agent Trump. That is why we have to elect Nelson, to stand against Trumps dystopian Handmaidens Tale future. Trump is a racist. Trump hates women and wants to deny them healthcare. Have I obfuscated enough? Are we good? Are we still talking about Nelson's alleged mis-speaking? That is old news.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (dNzKv)

161 I can no longer sit back and allow Russian infiltration, Russian
indoctrination, Russian subversion and the international Russian conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

Posted by: Sen Strangelove Nelson at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (+DkQm)

162 I think you should take your love of shelving and turn it into your life's work.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

163 >>>Old Coot giving advice at the Farmer's Market?

I don't think that's actually a thing.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (PA9oZ)

164 "No time for the old in out, love. I've come to check the meter!"

Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (q177U)

165 150 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

Holy shit!

Were they running him through some of those tests like running on a tread mill or something?

I've always thought oh fuck no I'm not doing that shit. I don't care how many fucking doctors are standing there. If the heart attack is big enough, it won't matter.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (4ErVI)

166 "a friend tells me that a common scenario in porn is that an old guy will beat off in a window watching a much younger girl undress and then she'll be so intrigued by his devil-may-care elan she'll let him dork her up the squeakhole. "

Dear Penthouse letters......

Posted by: Bosk at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (fjMEv)

167 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Oh No!! Prayers sent.. but fuck me running.. he had it in the doc's office?? Talk about bad luck/good luck.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (dUJdY)

168 OT: Sebastian Gorky is guest-hosting for Larry Elder. He is fun to listen to.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (4HMW8)

169 It was a publicity stunt/favor that he got to do for shoveling money at NASA. That's all there was to it.

That's HORRIBLE...!

Posted by: John Glenn at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

170 Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

Thanks for letting us know. Will pray for him. Please let us know if you hear anything else.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (AllCR)

171 "No time for the old in out, love. I've come to check the meter!"
Posted by: Max Power at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (q177U)

"Rub lotion on your back? Missy, I've got a swimming pool to chlorinate!"

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (Mouru)

172 Posted by: Sen Strangelove Nelson at August 15, 2018 07:19 PM (+DkQm)

POE, sounds like an alt-lefty to me.

Posted by: auscolpyr at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (oFsfu)

173 Ace did you see that Ancient Aliens beats CNN in prime time ratings?

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (LiyEm)

174 Prayers up for CountryBoy.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (4HMW8)

175 Oh my -- did you not hear? They agreed to mutually support each other and not campaign against each other.

Because Democrat Fwiendz are the Bestest Fwiendz!

And Rubio is real rock-solid Republican. Rick Wilson says so.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:12 PM (PA9oZ)

I guess I didn't hear.

Something tells me that Rubio will have endorsed Nelson outright by November 1st.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (AcZtS)

176 Hmmm.... really don't know...

Can a foreign Nation get standing to sue in US Court? If someone is breaking US Law and it is affecting them?

Posted by: Don Q. at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (NgKpN)

177 How bad was the heart attack?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:22 PM (4ErVI)

178 I think you should take your love of shelving and turn it into your life's work.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

++++
Yes, Ace, Grateful, buxom co-eds repay their handy shelving installer with "kindness".

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:22 PM (2sCft)

179 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

Damn, whatever ER he went to, I know he was in good hands. He's on my prayer list tonight.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:22 PM (dNzKv)

180 Best wishes for CountryBoy. Given where he had the heart attack, I imagine he'll have a pretty fast recovery.

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:22 PM (PA9oZ)

181 150 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

Dayum. Prayers up for CB.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (NWiLs)

182 How bad was the heart attack?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:22 PM (4ErVI)

There aren't many good ones.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (dNzKv)

183
150 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)
--------
Oh shit! Thanks Ben Had.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (MVjcR)

184 Why are we talking about Senator Bill Nelson? Sarah Sanders is the Big Fat Meanie Who Lies in government. Lets talk about her all day.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, My Trans Power is Unicorn Dust! at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (ULoJS)

185 Prayers Ascending for CountryBoy.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (AcZtS)

186 *holds up cucumber*
Posted by: Old Coot giving advice at the Farmer's Market at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM

Shoulda held up a bank instead. That's where the money is.

Posted by: Zombie Willie Sutton at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (2NqXo)

187 Oh my -- did you not hear? They agreed to mutually support each other and not campaign against each other.

___

Hey, I'm a solid Republican severe conservative here....but when he offered me a case...a CASE of bottled water how could I say no?

Posted by: Sen Rubio at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (+DkQm)

188 150 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

Best wishes to CountryBoy.

That happened to my cat Leo at the vet's office back in 2007. Unfortunately, he died.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (sdi6R)

189 >>OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Well that sucks. Was it a bad one?

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (/tuJf)

190 Old Coot giving advice at the Farmer's Market?

I don't think that's actually a thing.
Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (PA9oZ)

It is in one town in Utah, at the Farmers Market, I posted a video on it. Now you'd have to move to Utah although I don't think would qualify as old-just a coot. ;^)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (AllCR)

191 Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

I haven't seen him in a while. He used to live by me.

Posted by: clutch at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (kiSdp)

192 155

Good one

Posted by: Booknlass at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (tYnQU)

193 Should I swell with patriotic pride?:America's hottest export?Sperm.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/304942/

Posted by: steevy at August 15, 2018 07:24 PM (LiyEm)

194 178 I think you should take your love of shelving and turn it into your life's work.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:20 PM (/tuJf)

++++
Yes, Ace, Grateful, buxom co-eds repay their handy shelving installer with "kindness".
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:22 PM (2sCft)

Pfft. They say "oh thank you SO much! Would you mind leaving? Chad's coming over soon."

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

195 There aren't many good ones.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM (dNzKv)

Yeah that sounded bad. I was actually typing an elaboration and just refreshed.

I meant you can have mild ones and then serious ones and then of course the really bad ones like cardiac arrest or the widow maker types.

Prayers up for him.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:24 PM (4ErVI)

196 Ace, I'm hoping for a Margaret Cho level riff on Cuomo for my brothers overseas.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 07:24 PM (yMSBV)

197 Why are we talking about Senator Bill Nelson? Sarah Sanders is the Big Fat Meanie Who Lies in government. Lets talk about her all day.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, My Trans Power is Unicorn Dust! at August 15, 2018 07:23 PM

We're talking about Major Nelson. Don't you think Colonel Bellows secretly had a crush on him, even though he was always so tough on him? Kinda like you and Trump.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at August 15, 2018 07:25 PM (2NqXo)

198 Fenelon, he asked if he might be put on the prayer list.

He said he and his Dr. were just sitting there talking about some medications that he had been taking.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:25 PM (OQqKV)

199 Speedy recovery, Country Boy. Prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 15, 2018 07:25 PM (xPJvm)

200 Prayers up for CountryBoy.

Posted by: Emmie at August 15, 2018 07:21 PM (4HMW

***************
Prayers sent.

Posted by: redridinghood at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (hECVl)

201 >>>It is in one town in Utah, at the Farmers Market, I posted a video on it. Now you'd have to move to Utah although I don't think would qualify as old-just a coot. ;^)

thank you, but I meant, I don't think that there's a common porn trope where an old coot gives a buxom girl advice about avocados and then she decides to blow him by the arugala (as one does)

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (PA9oZ)

202 Damn!

Best wishes to Country Boy

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (M+Lyo)

203 Is it just me, or does he look like a terminal cancer patient?

Posted by: Greg Q at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (WzYlo)

204 legalinsurrection -Andrew Cuomo mansplains America was never that-great

Why would this America hater want to be a Government official, move to Venezuela.

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (lxZ71)

205 150 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:18 PM (OQqKV)

Damn. Prayers for a quick recovery.

Posted by: auscolpyr at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (oFsfu)

206 He said he and his Dr. were just sitting there talking about some medications that he had been taking.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:25 PM (OQqKV)

Good Lord...

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (dUJdY)

207 Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:25 PM (OQqKV)

Yes, of course I will put him on the prayer list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (AllCR)

208 >>>196 Ace, I'm hoping for a Margaret Cho level riff on Cuomo for my brothers overseas.
Posted by: Marcus T

about America never being great or is there some fresh new horror?

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (PA9oZ)

209
Should I swell with patriotic pride?:America's hottest export? Sperm.

Human?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (IqV8l)

210 May Country Boy have very pretty ICU nurses attending to him.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (QLvwG)

211 Luxury! We dreamed of having a ratty dressing gown to jerk off in.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:11 PM (yQpMk)

Tell me about it....

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Ficus at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (ZYcR0)

212 167 OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Those prostrate exams are tough.
Prayers up.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (bML9A)

213 The funniest porn scenario is the two Milfs in short skirts talking at the bar. The bartender is cleaning the bar. The black Milf scoots her butt out exposing her mish. And the bartender puts it in and starts banging her without the friend knowing for a couple of minutes. Spoiler: she joins in.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (jLChk)

214 Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:26 PM (PA9oZ)

TMI, Ace. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (AllCR)

215 How about women's shoe salesman? Your surrounded by women all day and you're already on your knees.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:28 PM (/tuJf)

216 >>>210 May Country Boy have very pretty ICU nurses attending to him.

Now there's a real porn trope but one I've never understood the appeal of.

I've been in hospitals. Not sexy!!!

Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:28 PM (PA9oZ)

217
He said he and his Dr. were just sitting there talking about some medications that he had been taking.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:25 PM (OQqKV)
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That's it. No more talking to doctors.

But if you have to have a heart attack, that's the way to do it.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:28 PM (MVjcR)

218 Between this and the Obama administration trying to hack states, I'm convinced the Dems want to move elections under federal control so they can do nationwide what they have been doing in Chicago for years.

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at August 15, 2018 07:28 PM (3U/ub)

219 Bill Nelson BLOWZ ! that is all carry on....

Posted by: sOME mORON at August 15, 2018 07:29 PM (ke01r)

220 This is Major Bill to ground control
What's this blinky thingy doo-oo-o?
It's so bright and shiny, oh it's truuuue
This is ground control to Major Bill
For fuck's sake don't press that in!
You'll burn the thrusters out and then dead spin!
Can you hear me Major Bill?
Can you hear me Major Bill?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

221 thank you, but I meant, I don't think that there's a common porn trope where an old coot gives a buxom girl advice about avocados and then she decides to blow him by the arugala (as one does)

Harvesting? Hold it firmly by the stalk, young lady, and tug.

Posted by: Old Coot giving advice at the Farmer's Market at August 15, 2018 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

222 Prayers for CountryBoy

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 15, 2018 07:30 PM (nWc4E)

223 OT: I'm just relieved the PDJT just called Omarosa a "dog" on Twitter and not an ape. Whew. Dodged a bullet there.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:30 PM (2sCft)

224 216
Now there's a real porn trope but one I've never understood the appeal of.

I've been in hospitals. Not sexy!!!
Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018 07:28 PM (PA9oZ)

Yeah, but at least cute nurses are better to look at than ugly ones.

Posted by: rickl at August 15, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

225 None of my penetrations are slanted you just have to move a little (lot?) to the left to get the straight shooting Horatio NELSON Fl.

Dear there is something about Mary's prom date!!!! can't put my finger on it?

Posted by: saf at August 15, 2018 07:30 PM (5IHGB)

226 Bill Nelson looks exactly like every little kid's idea of The Bad Man.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 15, 2018 07:31 PM (xPJvm)

227 If it was in the DR office, it was probably some ST changes during a stress test, urgent cath/stent but not a heart attack heart attack. Most doctors wont touch you if you call for an appointment and say you are having chest pains. Chest pain? Get thee to the ER right now!!!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:31 PM (dNzKv)

228 The funniest porn scenario is the two Milfs in short
skirts talking at the bar. The bartender is cleaning the bar. The black
Milf scoots her butt out exposing her mish. And the bartender puts it
in and starts banging her without the friend knowing for a couple of
minutes. Spoiler: she joins in.

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 07:27 PM (jLChk)

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but is that better than the one where the guy standing to the left of the one woman turns and bangs her squeak hole, drops a load, and goes back to his drink while the GF just watches as her home girl get plowed?

asking for a friend.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2018 07:31 PM (ZGkEN)

229 189 >>OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Well that sucks. Was it a bad one?"

No, I think it was a pretty nice office.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 07:31 PM (V2Yro)

230 I was lucky enough to have very pretty ICU nurses attending to me when I had my heart attack. Very competent too. Comforting feeling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (QLvwG)

231 "about America never being great or is there some fresh new horror?
Posted by: ace at August 15, 2018"

That plus God knows how many other things. Highest taxes in the nation. Highest energy prices in nation. Everyone around him going to jail.

This latest horror is the worst. I know someone who was there. He's a Dem. but he said he wanted to hide under a chair.

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (yMSBV)

232 229 189 >>OT, but needed. Prayers and well wishes for CountryBoy
Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Well that sucks. Was it a bad one?"

No, I think it was a pretty nice office.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 15, 2018 07:31 PM (V2Yro)

But that's not important right now.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (NWiLs)

233 but is that better than the one where the guy standing to the left of the one woman turns and bangs her squeak hole, drops a load, and goes back to his drink while the GF just watches as her home girl get plowed?

Does this work of art have a name one might google?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

234 No; I really don't want to read about porn. Catch you on the next thread.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (AllCR)

235 Sorry for Country Boy

Good one I was talking about was ac es post at 155

Made me laugh

Posted by: Booknlass at August 15, 2018 07:33 PM (tYnQU)

236 Country Boy said they immediately strapped him on a gurney and fastracked him straight to ICU.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:33 PM (OQqKV)

237 This is Major Bill to ground control

What's this blinky thingy doo-oo-o?

It's so bright and shiny, oh it's truuuue

This is ground control to Major Bill

For fuck's sake don't press that in!

You'll burn the thrusters out and then dead spin!

Can you hear me Major Bill?

Can you hear me Major Bill?

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:29 PM (NWiLs)

You're a treasure.

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:33 PM (QLvwG)

238 Well, dang. Prayers up for Country Boy.

Posted by: Brother Cavil says at August 15, 2018 07:34 PM (lLeln)

239 but is that better than the one where the guy standing to the left of the one woman turns and bangs her squeak hole, drops a load, and goes back to his drink while the GF just watches as her home girl get plowed?

Does this work of art have a name one might google?
Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk
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Is this the ONT? Seems a little early for the ONT.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:34 PM (2sCft)

240 Sorry, the ER and then ICU.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:35 PM (OQqKV)

241 Posted by: Count de Monet at August 15, 2018 07:33 PM (QLvwG)

Aw, shucks. *kicks dirt*

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:35 PM (NWiLs)

242 A friend just dropped by and he says if it's a black milf it's probably Diamond Jackson.

That's what he said.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:35 PM (4ErVI)

243 Country Boy said they immediately strapped him on a gurney and fastracked him straight to ICU.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:33 PM (OQqKV)

ICU? Heart attack usually buys you a really big needle in the groin. Must have been a transient thing, cath later.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at August 15, 2018 07:36 PM (dNzKv)

244
Is this the ONT? Seems a little early for the ONT.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron

The ONT was never great.

Posted by: Landru Cuomo at August 15, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)

245
240 Sorry, the ER and then ICU.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:35 PM (OQqKV)
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Can we still use his .308 at the MoMee?

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:36 PM (MVjcR)

246 If you absolutely have to have a heart attack at least have it in the doctor's office.
He should be in good hands

Posted by: Skip at August 15, 2018 07:36 PM (lxZ71)

247 If Nelson had any brains he would be saying ixnay on the ussianRay enetrationpay ullshitbay, because if Pooty-poot could pick a Senator to help get re-elected, Nelson would be near the top of the list.

Of course, if a frog had a Segway...

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 15, 2018 07:37 PM (5hjW2)

248 Bill Nelson BLOWZ ! that is all carry on....
Posted by: sOME mORON at August 15, 2018 07:29 PM (ke01r)

I do too.

Posted by: Marco Rubio at August 15, 2018 07:37 PM (AcZtS)

249 Hey! He's stealing my move!

Posted by: young pizza delivery guy at August 15, 2018 07:37 PM (Evws/)

250 I usually have the heart attack when I see the bill, not while I'm in the office.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:38 PM (MVjcR)

251 Is this the ONT? Seems a little early for the ONT.
Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron

The ONT was never great.
Posted by: Landru Cuomo at August 15, 2018 07:36 PM (IqV8l)
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Well of course not. That's part of its charm. A wretched hive of scum and villainy and all that.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:38 PM (2sCft)

252 Orange you glad I'm your Senator?

Posted by: Bill Nelson, Tang Spokesman at August 15, 2018 07:38 PM (nWc4E)

253 And Cuomo's spokes fool came out and made it worst. Talking about slavery, etc etc.

You're gonna see this in the fall and beyond

Posted by: Marcus T at August 15, 2018 07:38 PM (yMSBV)

254 Sara Carter has an interesting article.

https://tinyurl.com/y9mnt8qm

Sounds like it's Bruce Ohr's time in the box.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf)

255 Weasel, he told me he would see us all at the MoMe , so I'm going to say that is a yes.

Now everybody rip Nelson a new one on his behalf.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:39 PM (OQqKV)

256 He's a Florida Man, he's a Democrat, and he's Bill Nelson. OF COURSE he's lying...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at August 15, 2018 07:40 PM (Pby3z)

257 254 Sara Carter has an interesting article.

https://tinyurl.com/y9mnt8qm

Sounds like it's Bruce Ohr's time in the box.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf

[[Bruce Ohr]]

Posted by: your neighbor with a telescope at August 15, 2018 07:41 PM (jLChk)

258 That freak from Vermont is ugly as all get out. Could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.

Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 07:41 PM (93aYF)

259 Wanna know what I've penetrated?

Posted by: Twinkles the Dancing Pedo Clown at August 15, 2018 07:41 PM (rpnTL)

260 Ben Had,

Damn! I guess if you're going to have a heart attack the Doctors office is where to do it. Prayers up for CB! Hey, he does know this doesn't get him out of the meetup, right? At least i had the decency to have my heart attack AFTER the meetup...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2018 07:42 PM (kufk0)

261 257 254 Sara Carter has an interesting article.

https://tinyurl.com/y9mnt8qm

Sounds like it's Bruce Ohr's time in the box.
Posted by: JackStraw at August 15, 2018 07:39 PM (/tuJf

[[Bruce Ohr]]

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sure, but the perjury trap that the legal team who couldn't even show up to court properly is preparing is going to be lit AF and tear down the GOP once Trump totally goes along with this.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at August 15, 2018 07:42 PM (GoLZO)

262 255 Weasel, he told me he would see us all at the MoMe , so I'm going to say that is a yes.

Now everybody rip Nelson a new one on his behalf.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:39 PM (OQqKV)
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Tell him we're counting on him being there and shooting with us!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:43 PM (MVjcR)

263 258>>That freak from Vermont is ugly as all get out. Could knock a buzzard off a shit wagon.
Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 07:41 PM (93aYF)
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Once Xe's elected governor, they'll be sending the SJW Non-binary Gender Police to pay you a visit.

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:43 PM (2sCft)

264

Prolly already been said but here goes...

Will the media correct the #FakeNews reports it pumped out following his initial statement, which he now implicitly concedes was misinformation -- or, more accurately and less charitably, a lie?

No. The inference is that all elections are now probably illegitimate because Russia has been broadcast.

Now, this should be a call to immediately go to paper ballots, but the Florida 2000 election and that guy Chad makes that impossible according to the Progs.

So we're stuck with the latest fundraising gimmick of the Dems for the foreseeable future.
#WASTF. Still.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 07:43 PM (HaL55)

265 Damn! I guess if you're going to have a heart attack the Doctors office is where to do it.

Visiting a friend in the ER might just edge it out.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:43 PM (yQpMk)

266 Prayers for CountryBoy and a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Infidel at August 15, 2018 07:43 PM (93aYF)

267 260 Ben Had,

Damn! I guess if you're going to have a heart attack the Doctors office is where to do it. Prayers up for CB! Hey, he does know this doesn't get him out of the meetup, right? At least i had the decency to have my heart attack AFTER the meetup...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2018 07:42 PM (kufk0)
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I may need to rethink this trip.

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:43 PM (MVjcR)

268 Heeeeere am I stuck in the crew toilet
Hiiiiigh above the world
I'm floating in my poo
And there's nothing I can do

Posted by: Insomniac at August 15, 2018 07:44 PM (NWiLs)

269 At least i had the decency to have my heart attack AFTER the meetup...

The nonstop orgy can be quite the strain.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (yQpMk)

270 Imma save details for the middle of the night, but the nurses at The Cleveland Clinic are beautiful and skilled and kind and appreciative and just make you want to live. Angels, they are, come to Earth. It is a privilege to have them handle you.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (8ZmvG)

271 Lin-duh, that's because you are such a classy lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (OQqKV)

272 267. Absurd. Nonsense. MoMee's have many, many survivors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, GECSPLAN, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (fA1SL)

273 I may need to rethink this trip.
Posted by: Weasel
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Why? Just go to the doctor now to make sure you're clear for the meetup...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (kufk0)

274 Why? Just go to the doctor now to make sure you're clear for the meetup...
Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (kufk0)
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No way! Look what happened to Country Boy!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:47 PM (MVjcR)

275 Why? Just go to the doctor now to make sure you're clear for the meetup...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2018 07:45 PM (kufk0)

Remember to take ALL your meds... Don't bring that stuff to Texas

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Ficus at August 15, 2018 07:48 PM (ZYcR0)

276 I believe its called "lying with impunity."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at August 15, 2018 07:49 PM (EZebt)

277 Remember to take ALL your meds... Don't bring that stuff to Texas
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too late, CB and I are Texans....
Weasel on the other hand...

Posted by: lin-duh at August 15, 2018 07:49 PM (kufk0)

278 The Senate Intelligence Committee is doing a very fine job for our country

Posted by: Chairman Xi at August 15, 2018 07:50 PM (bz98L)

279 No way! Look what happened to Country Boy!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:47 PM (MVjcR)

Seriously I've checked my pulse a couple of times just in the last ten minutes.

Scary shit, man.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 15, 2018 07:50 PM (4ErVI)

280 Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 15, 2018 07:32 PM (yQpMk)

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add AT moronhorde DOT com to my nick, and i'll see if i can find you a link

sorry Fenelon!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 15, 2018 07:51 PM (ZGkEN)

281 Wease, don't worry. This is the Horde. We'll just prop you up in a chair with a cigar in one hand and a plate of roasted pig in the other and we will party on like nothing happened.

Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:51 PM (OQqKV)

282 I have a triple-decker FUPA with cherries on top! Who wants to see my tattooed brown eye?

Posted by: Lena Dunham at August 15, 2018 07:51 PM (CdLX2)

283 he thought he could get away with it, and create a storm.
Posted by: concrete girl at August 15, 2018 07:00 PM

And he would have, too, if it wasn't for you meddling bloggers!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 15, 2018 07:51 PM (XKgc0)

284 This story is such bullshit, it begs the question, what did it kick off the news cycle?

Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 07:52 PM (0tfLf)

285 281 Wease, don't worry. This is the Horde. We'll just prop you up in a chair with a cigar in one hand and a plate of roasted pig in the other and we will party on like nothing happened.
Posted by: Ben Had at August 15, 2018 07:51 PM (OQqKV)
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That's the way I would have wanted it!

Posted by: Weasel at August 15, 2018 07:54 PM (MVjcR)

286 Nood!

Posted by: the Boy that cried "Nood!"

Posted by: SteveOReno , I proudly self-identify as a Moron at August 15, 2018 07:54 PM (2sCft)

287 This story is such bullshit, it begs the question, what did it kick off the news cycle?
Posted by: Diogenes at August 15, 2018 07:52 PM (0tfLf)

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IMO, this one is self contained. This is Nelson with very bad internal polling creating an excuse for his upcoming curb stomping in November.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 15, 2018 07:55 PM (hoAFm)

288 First! hospital i ever w*rked at had some absolute stone foxes w*rking the ICUs...

they liked me, because i w*rked harder than my compatriots, but they were dating doctors and such, not some lowly Rx tech.

which is sorta understandable. i sure as hell couldn't afford them,

Posted by: redc1c4, the ONT Rx Tech at August 15, 2018 07:55 PM (ZGkEN)

289

Bad News, he had a heart attack
Good News, he was in his Doctor's office when it happened.

Wow. Good timing.

Prayers up!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 15, 2018 07:56 PM (HaL55)

290 There is a difference (a rather large one, really) between penetrating the *voter database* and penetrating the actual voting **machines**. You ~might~ be able to disenfranchise some voters or add some bogus ones with the registration database. But you CANNOT change votes.

Posted by: GWB at August 15, 2018 08:26 PM (EFhmz)

291 The best way to keep Foreigners from illegally penetrating US elections is to keep them the hell out of the US to begin with.

Posted by: Bully at August 18, 2018 11:25 AM (ObJ5s)

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