Professor: Journalists Are Like Soldiers. They Risk Stuff to Protect Us.
Marine: Tell Me About Your Purple Hearts for Papercuts, Sissyboys

Oh my.


"This professor wasn't even talking about journalists who do put themselves in harmís way. He was talking about White House reporters who go to the press briefings and instead of asking questions, they pull out a soapbox and deliver sermons until Sarah Sanders shuts them down," Brooks said.

"Then they head to Twitter like it's their personal diaries and make the stories about themselves," he added. "To compare the two does a disservice to our service members and those men and women who signed up to protect the nation."

The Marine noted that military people tend to be quiet about their service and reluctant to praise themselves. He also noted that journalists were... not.

"The difference being is that a lot of these journalists out there right now, especially those White House reporters who want to grandstand and make the stories all about themselves, they could take a lesson from that," Brooks added.

Brooks said journalists are too hungry for praise and don't exhibit the same qualities as a solider who is serving their country.

"That's' the problem right now, is that these journalists that are wanting to be thanked that go out and seek the self-adulation, have fragile egos and a self inflated sense of worth," he concluded.

Gee I wonder who he's talking about.

Video at the link.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 12:20 PM




Comments

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1 Sgt. Acosta and his Battlin' Leathernecks!

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 12:19 PM (datdl)

2 Jimmy Drama will start wearing a helmet in his breathless reports after getting ass raped after a press conference.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at August 08, 2018 12:20 PM (4ErVI)

3 Did NOT read the content...

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 08, 2018 12:20 PM (so+oy)

4 Jim Acosta gives Sissy Boys a bad name.

Posted by: Sherry Grainger at August 08, 2018 12:22 PM (kXoT0)

5 Jim Acosta in 'The Thin Red Whine'

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 12:22 PM (datdl)

6 Yep, Dan Rather donned a checkered tablecloth and pretended he was in Afghanistan years ago. Actually, he was safely across the border.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at August 08, 2018 12:22 PM (FTlwv)

7 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 08, 2018 12:22 PM (LrpB0)

8 Oh my!

Posted by: That's My Line! . . . George Takai at August 08, 2018 12:23 PM (EATOD)

9 Now to read the content!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2018 12:23 PM (YWG/U)

10 i have found it much better for my mental health and well being if i just pretend these miserable penis sippers never existed. i never see them. why would i watch assholes who hate me?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at August 08, 2018 12:23 PM (KP5rU)

11 Good for Brooks for pointing out the laughable stupidity of that professor. Stupid #me too mentality needs to be stamped out with much mocking.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at August 08, 2018 12:23 PM (KHdt5)

12 Journalist - another word for ambulance chaser.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:23 PM (8ZI4Y)

13 Boom!

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 08, 2018 12:24 PM (9acFt)

14 Hay, Sherry!

Hugs to you from my little patch of Paradise.

Posted by: creeper at August 08, 2018 12:24 PM (+6dXu)

15 Gee I wonder who he's talking about.


The Thumb? The Cashew?

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 12:24 PM (yQpMk)

16 I really am impot'nt!

Cuomo...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:24 PM (6qErC)

17 You know, the journalists who are narcissistic lightweights clamoring for attention give the other 10% a bad name

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2018 12:24 PM (wldC6)

18 Damn, could've been #1 but too busy multitasking. Oh well, it is what it is. Anyway, OOHRAH Devil Dog, get some!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, but still a Marine at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (+ldAm)

19 Aaaand Katy Tur thinks they're like firemen - running toward the fire while everyone else runs away.


Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (W+vEI)

20 fragile egos and a self inflated sense of worth...

that's a fairly large subset of the hacks in Washington, isn't it?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (so+oy)

21 Where does Fake News come from?

The village of Me Lie.

Posted by: Minuteman at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (nA3oy)

22 This is in a similar vein to what Mike Wallace did in the early '90s or late '80s. He got shut down - hard - by a Marine on the panel and the terror in his eyes was *real.* This wasn't that long ago, and you'd think that these people would study former faux pas to avoid walking into the same dunder-headed traps.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (I2dne)

23 I saw Sissy Boys open for Reptilian Pussies at the Acoustically horrible San Diego Sports Arena in 2003.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (3HNOQ)

24 I remember Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace talking about how they wouldn't warn American troops if they knew about an ambush because it would damage their "objectivity". So fuck "journalists".

Posted by: tu3031 at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (jDF8P)

25 you know how they could prove their "bravery" report the f'n truth.....facts....nothing but facts......afterall it's their actual job....

Posted by: phoenixgirl at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (0O7c5)

26 Jim Acosta in ...

The Gums of Navablowme~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (1jWCo)

27 Aaaand Katy Tur thinks they're like firemen - "

They're hosed?

Heh

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (6qErC)

28 El Kabong THREADWINNER in comment 5:
"Jim Acosta in 'The Thin Red Whine'"

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (Ftuf+)

29 Acosta, seal team sissyboy reporting for pussy duty SIR!!

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (/aFKY)

30 Dan 'Courage' Rather joined the National Guard to avoid the Korean War. When it ended tried to join the Marine Corps who kicked him out.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (8ZI4Y)

31 Journos are xeroes saving the world!

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (CE6iV)

32 Joe, that would require them to study some history. No can do.

Posted by: JAS at August 08, 2018 12:26 PM (3HNOQ)

33 I got a FOIA request yesterday from a Chicago TV station demanding all records where our little, volunteer fire department "paid a plaintiff or plaintiffs-- by verdict, settlement, or satisfaction-- as a result of a sexual misconduct or sex/gender discrimination claim...." for the last 10 years. They also want the amount of money paid to counsel for defense of same. They claim to be sending this request to "hundreds of governmental entities in the Chicago area....."

So glad to see that they have enough resources to cover all the violence going on there now, and it's sources, as well as detailing the corruption and vice taking place in city government, as well as the shitty way our state is being run, that they can dedicate a hard-hitting investigative journalist to cover this current scandal.

Wanna know the best part? It was NBC. I wonder if they'll bring back Matt Lauer to anchor this story.....?

Fuck all these assholes in the media. Fuck them all with a barb-wire-wrapped pineapple soaked in hot sauce.

Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at August 08, 2018 12:27 PM (XuYmQ)

34 that's a fairly large subset of pretty much everyone in Washington, isn't it?"

FIFY

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:27 PM (6qErC)

35 There's a meme circulated around the military community. It's a still from the movie Captain Phillips, with the pirate pointing to his eyes - "Look at me, I'm the captain now." The military variant is "Look at me, thank me for my service" mocking the entitled vets who want to make it about them rather than being humble, quiet professionals.

It needs to be updated with the CNN logo over the pirate face. Or Ms. Accost'ya.

Posted by: In-fun-try at August 08, 2018 12:27 PM (qkoF1)

36 "The Thin Red Whine"

Now, that's funny stuff.


Courage!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at August 08, 2018 12:27 PM (vcOmj)

37 That book The Narrative really nails the sjw journo mindset

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 08, 2018 12:28 PM (CE6iV)

38 I'm going to say this too: Your average journo is out there on the "front lines." And who is out there opposing them?

The conservo journo/blogo/tweeter-sphere cadre.

So yeah, no. These people are not generally putting themselves up against actual men of valor.

No offense to the conservo people who genuinely report from those spheres, but yeah, you aren't exactly scary to the lefties.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:28 PM (9chmE)

39 How many MSM "journalists" actually suffer from Narcissistic Personality Disorder?
I'm betting... the majority.

Posted by: shibumi at August 08, 2018 12:28 PM (SbIX4)

40 Senate Intelligence Committee calling Julian Assange to testify?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 12:28 PM (EExsz)

41 Yeah, as a retired LTC, AUSA, I wanted to voice a similar comment on the article, but CNN no longer has a comment section on most of their articles.

Posted by: Tim ONeil at August 08, 2018 12:28 PM (x1YX2)

42 Perhaps if journalists actually practiced actual journalism instead of pro-Leftist agitprop...

Even then, jeez the bullshit is just ponderous, man.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:28 PM (G4W16)

43 When journalists make the story about themselves, they immediately lose the audience and lose the argument.

Nobody gives one shit about "the journalism profession," and most people regard "journalists" as nothing more than pompous egomaniacs, or communist propagandists -- or a combination of the two.

Making your "reportage" be about yourself is a guaranteed way to make the audience to change channels or click away from the Web site.

And yet, despite all this, the latest journalists fad is to make journalism about journalists. No wonder it's the least-admired profession in America.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (c+2jX)

44 Zero Facts Thirty

Posted by: In-fun-try at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (qkoF1)

45 Journalists - the 'real' Mystery Men.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (8ZI4Y)

46 Alisyn Camerota in 'Saving Private Cryin'

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (datdl)

47 The Press is the Sixth Branch of the Military, look it up!

Posted by: Idiotic Conceited Journalist at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (X00x7)

48 I'll never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Dan Rather, still rather biased and wrong at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (vcOmj)

49 Sjw journos have two settings: giddy or hysterical.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (CE6iV)

50 Now, that's funny stuff.


Courage!!!

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (6qErC)

51 Alex Jones not available for comment.

Posted by: MAGA at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (v62CD)

52

The Longest Bray.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (G4W16)

53 We Were Broadcasters Once

Posted by: In-fun-try at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (qkoF1)

54 Soyboy guardians of leftard truth, social justice, and communist way.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (/aFKY)

55 47 The Press is the Sixth Branch of the Military, look it up!

Posted by: Idiotic Conceited Journalist at August 08, 2018 12:29 PM (X00x7)

You misspelled Fifth Column.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (CE6iV)

56 Sarah Jeong - A Hire Too Far

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (8ZI4Y)

57 Aaaand Katy Tur thinks they're like firemen - running toward the fire while everyone else runs away.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM



Serial arsonists like to hang around and admire their work.

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (EzdLW)

58 No wonder it's the least-admired profession in America"

Crack head whores look down at them...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:31 PM (6qErC)

59 57 Aaaand Katy Tur thinks they're like firemen - running toward the fire while everyone else runs away.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM


Serial arsonists like to hang around and admire their work.
Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (EzdLW)


I just saw that there is a remake coming of "Fahrenheit 451."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:31 PM (G4W16)

60 >>This is in a similar vein to what Mike Wallace did in the early '90s or late '80s. He got shut down - hard - by a Marine on the panel and the terror in his eyes was *real.*


Yup. Wallace said if he were embedded with an enemy force about to ambush US soldiers he would say nothing, since he's a journalist before being an American.

IIRC, the Marine general then said something like "and then these same soldiers would risk their lives to save you."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)

61 It's called the Press Corps for a reason!

Posted by: Sgt. James Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (X00x7)

62 Maybe Katy Tur can star in a remake of Backdraft?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (8ZI4Y)

63 You either surf or you report.

Charlie Rose don't surf!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (EExsz)

64 We Were Soldiers Once.....and Jeong

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (rJN3l)

65 This is about us, isn't it?


*pause*


Yay!

Posted by: The MSM at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (EzdLW)

66 62 Maybe Katy Tur can star in a remake of Backdraft?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (8ZI4Y)

"The part of the dumpster burning behind the building was played by Katy Tur"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (AURKQ)

67 Who was that pussy who got pregnant/ptsd from firing an AR-15?

Posted by: Dick at August 08, 2018 12:33 PM (SRarZ)

68 Chris Cuomo- 'Black Hawk Down Syndrome'

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 12:33 PM (datdl)

69 "Ow! My Balls!" - Joseph Holt

Posted by: itsatax at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (/1c+O)

70 Yea, jim the acoster deserves a purple heart for taking selfies at the Florida rally
SHIT HEADS !

Posted by: lewfarge48 at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (684Yf)

71 >>We Were Broadcasters Once


Then Gretsch sued and we had to become Telecasters.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (uPPCr)

72 The Sands of His Vagina

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (xPJvm)

73 Full Metal Soapbox

Posted by: In-fun-try at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (qkoF1)

74 I'm smart. None dumb like everybody says. I'm smart and I demand respect!

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (nzgbV)

75 I'll never get over Macho Grande"

Howie was a rock...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (6qErC)

76

EM DISCOMBOBULATE FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (7AQC5)

77 It is a testament to the patience of Trump's Press Staff that Jim Acosta still has a WH Press Pass.

He violates every rule and every bit of decency and protocol every day in every way he can.

A WH Press Pass is no trivial thing because the room is tiny and I am sure that they have to sign agreements regarding their behavior to ensure everyone's safety, etc.

Posted by: Sherry Grainger at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (kXoT0)

78 War isn't about writing for your country, its about letting some other dumb bastard write for his.

Posted by: Field Marshall Jim Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (H7LIz)

79 48
I'll never get over Macho Grande.

Posted by: Dan Rather, still rather biased and wrong at August 08, 2018

*
*
Dan, how about your time at Daiquiri?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (YWG/U)

80
Rod (Rosenstein) Is My Co-Pilot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (G4W16)

81 No wonder it's the least-admired profession in America.

Crack head whores look down at them...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:31 PM (6qErC)

This. There are some people who even I won't take bribes from.

Posted by: Lisa Morcokeski ("R"-AK) at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (X00x7)

82 IIRC, the Marine general then said something like "and then these same soldiers would risk their lives to save you."
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:31 PM (W+vEI)
+++++++++
The Marine said he would *not* send his men to save Wallace if he were pinned down in an attack he didn't tell the forces about even though he knew it was coming because of some amorphous "journalistic integrity." Shit got real for Wallace at that point, as nobody ever tells these modern progtard journalists that there are indeed "right sides" and "wrong sides" and that actions - and choices - have consequences.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (I2dne)

83 These people will be crushed like the cowardly insects they are in time. Hope to live to witness and mock their suffering.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (/aFKY)

84 Senate Intelligence Committee calling Julian Assange to testify?
---
I hope this is true.

Assange supposedly has proof, along with Kimdotcom, that Seth Rich gave the DNC docs to Assange, and therefore, the DNC was NOT hacked.

Posted by: shibumi at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (SbIX4)

85
He violates every rule and every bit of decency and protocol every day in every way he can.

A WH Press Pass is no trivial thing because the room is tiny and I am sure that they have to sign agreements regarding their behavior to ensure everyone's safety, etc.
Posted by: Sherry Grainger at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM (kXoT0)

When your enemy is standing on his own wedding tackle, you don't ask him to step aside.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (AURKQ)

86 US Populace - A Baby

Mainstream Press - The Crazy Nurse with a Sewing Needle

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uPPCr)

87 Jimmy, Jim Acosta!
Whiniest in the Land!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (hLRSq)

88 Sarah Jong is... Bilge On the River Cwy.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (9chmE)

89 April Ryan in...."We Were Reporters Once..."

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (W+vEI)

90 Ima wondering this:

Do little Jimmuh A wear a lactation bra so he can nurse his grievances or is he a bottle baby?

Posted by: Sherry Grainger at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (kXoT0)

91
Ali Watkins has been awarded the Purple Starfish

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (10vO4)

92 Prof: Journalists Are Just Like Soldiers...


So THAT'S why David French thinks they deserve more benefits than the those who haven't "served".

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (EzdLW)

93 Serial arsonists like to hang around and admire their work.



Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:30 PM (EzdLW)


And a good number of them of them turn out to be firefighters. Hell, just ask firefighters: most of them will straight up tell you they are pyros.

Posted by: Bert G at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (uiwCw)

94
EM DISCOMBOBULATE FOADDY-FI!!!


Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at August 08, 2018 12:34 PM
----
Resist we much!!!11!!!!1!!!!

Posted by: Al CNN Journalist Sharpton at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (SbIX4)

95 Journalist - another word for ambulance chaser.


Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 12:23 PM (8ZI4Y)


An ambulance chaser might at least get you some money.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (kqsXK)

96 >>The Marine said he would *not* send his men to save Wallace if he were pinned down in an attack he didn't tell the forces about even though he knew it was coming because of some amorphous "journalistic integrity."

Oh, even better!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (W+vEI)

97 Then Gretsch sued and we had to become Telecasters."

Nocasters...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (6qErC)

98 When your enemy is standing on his own wedding tackle, you don't ask him to step aside.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (AURKQ)

I get that, but, a WH Press Pass is a privilege, not a right.

Posted by: Sherry Grainger at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (kXoT0)

99
Enema at the Gates.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (G4W16)

100 After that attack, i think Acosta just won another purple heart

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (h/uSM)

101 A Bitch Too Far

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (AURKQ)

102 Americans love to write. All real Americans love the sting of tattle.

Posted by: Field Marshall Jim Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (H7LIz)

103
US Populace - A Baby



Mainstream Press - The Crazy Nurse with a Sewing Needle

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (uPPCr)


Oh! I got one...

US Populace: 10 year old German boy

US Media: German parents, selling him on the internet

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:38 PM (9chmE)

104 Swamp Thunder

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:38 PM (QLvwG)

105 Ali Watkins has been awarded the Purple Starfish"

Accompanied by a rendition of "brown eyed girl"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:38 PM (6qErC)

106
Spat-On.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:38 PM (G4W16)

107 >>Nocasters...



That wasn't an official name.

Just a temporary workaround.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:39 PM (uPPCr)

108 CNN got caught red handed faking like they were in Saudi Arabia or Kuwait filming live during Gulf War in 1990-91 diving under desks claiming bombs and shells were in coming. Spoiler: they lied and were in their studio in Atlanta.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at August 08, 2018 12:39 PM (9acFt)

109 >>I hope this is true.

>>Assange supposedly has proof, along with Kimdotcom, that Seth Rich gave the DNC docs to Assange, and therefore, the DNC was NOT hacked.

It's true but I hope he tells them to pound sand. The Senate Intel Committee is totally corrupt and I'm sure they would insist on taking his testimony in private burying it.

Rather see him testify in public to the House Intel Committee.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 12:39 PM (/tuJf)

110 I'm glad Journalists aren't responsible for the defense of our country.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 08, 2018 12:39 PM (X00x7)

111 The Butthurt Locker

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 08, 2018 12:39 PM (h/uSM)

112 Shame Andrew Breitbart isn't still around. He'd challenge Jim Acosta to wear a MAGA hat around in public for a week. For more money then the pittance Acosta gets paid as a shill for the left.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (LOgQ4)

113 Jim Acosta, April Ryan and ten other assholes in....THE MANI/PEDI DOZEN

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (gmo/4)

114 I always wonder about people when they breathlessly announce they plan to become a journalist. I would have more respect if they just came right out and said, I am a busybody with no morals who wants to sneak and pry into everything regarding people I don't like.

Posted by: Sherry McEvil, Stiletto Corsettes at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (kXoT0)

115 Jim Acosta in..."Das Boot is Lodged in Mouth"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (W+vEI)

116 But, but, but...journalists are highlighted in the Constitution as the last line of defense against Trum....err, threats to our democracy. We are actually more important than marines because we put our lives on the line every time we give a blowjob. Which is at least once every other day. How many times has your life been in danger, Mr. "Marine"?--Ali Watkins

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (9BLnV)

117
Smelly's Zeros.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (G4W16)

118 Their arrogance is breathtaking. And for that they have received their Nemesis in the form of Donald Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (hLRSq)

119 Woobie For My Pillow

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (QLvwG)

120 Brian Stetler in 'Fatton'

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (datdl)

121 I remember Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace talking about how they wouldn't warn American troops if they knew about an ambush because it would damage their "objectivity". So fuck "journalists".
Posted by: tu3031 at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (jDF8P)


As much as I hated the ambulatory bald spot known as Peter Jennings, I believe that cocksucker Wallace upbraided him for initially having the correct instincts to warn the troops.

Posted by: Captain Hate at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (y7DUB)

122
Top Gums.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (G4W16)

123 Ali Watkins has been awarded the Purple Starfish"

Accompanied by a rendition of "brown eyed girl"?

Posted by: Anon a mouse


"Won't You Take Me To Pound Town!"

(Sung to the tune of Won't You Take Me To Funky Town)

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (REkPr)

124 Journalists? No.

Posted by: Bosk at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (fjMEv)

125 For Whom The Cuck Crows

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (uPPCr)

126 Funny. I heard of the verb "discombobulate," but I have never heard of the verb "combobulate."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)

127
A Bitch Too Far

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM (AURKQ



Bridge Over the River Cry

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (10vO4)

128 Damn the Cheetos! Full Impeachment Ahead!

Posted by: Admiral Jim Faracosta at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (EzdLW)

129 Prof: Journalists Are Just Like Soldiers...




---------------
So THAT'S why David French thinks they deserve more benefits than the those who haven't "served".

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:36 PM (EzdLW)


David French is... Bo Jester

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (9chmE)

130
All Quiet on the Western Wing.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (G4W16)

131 Americans love to write. All real Americans love the sting of tattle.

Posted by: Field Marshall Jim Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:37 PM


Nice Patton reference woven into that.

+1

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (LOgQ4)

132 CNN production of..."Black Hype Down!"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (W+vEI)

133 I had to put a tourniquet on a reporter once. He fell off his barstool in the heat of battle and cracked his skull open on the floor.

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (r9UYA)

134 Jim Acosta starring in... "Bringing Up (cry)Baby"

Seriously, I've had about enough of these insufferable buffoons. Want my respect? Earn it. It's pretty simple.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (mQ0Mc)

135 Bridge Over the River Cry
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (10vO4)

The Bitches of Toko-REEEEEEEEE!!!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:42 PM (AURKQ)

136
Prattle of the Bilge.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:42 PM (G4W16)

137 Actually, just looked it up: journalists are near the bottom of the pile, but not quite the worst. They're in the bottom ten.

The ten least-trusted professions in America are

1. Lobbyists
2. Telemarketers
3. Used Car Salesmen
4. Politicians
5. Stockbrokers
6. Advertising executives
7. Lawyers
8. Union leaders
9. Journalists
10. Bankers

Lovely company!

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 12:42 PM (c+2jX)

138 Jim Acosta in...The Wings of Pigeons

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (gmo/4)

139 Paths of Gloryholes

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (h/uSM)

140 In Harm's Way: The Washington DC Diaries

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (QLvwG)

141 That wasn't an official name"

Yeah. Did know a guy who had one, though (serial number checked out). Dude had several early electrics...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (6qErC)

142 Ben Shapiro in 'Bridge on the River Cuck'

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (datdl)

143 Funny. I heard of the verb "discombobulate," but I have never heard of the verb "combobulate."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)
++++++
Yup, just like how "uncouth" is a word but "couth" isn't. English is a grand old language, and forever keeps its speakers on their toes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (I2dne)

144 >>>101 A Bitch Too Far

The Bitch Over the Dinner Pie.

Posted by: wooga at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (nzgbV)

145 Well, I for one will never apologize for my extensive combat experience. Once you seen the Viet Cong bombing Pearl Harbor with your own eyes, well, you never forget!

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (jDF8P)

146 Jim Acosta in..."American Guttersniper"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)

147 I spent the night in Katie Couric's Bivy Sack.

Posted by: Anyone With A Dick at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (r9UYA)

148 146 Jim Acosta in..."American Guttersniper"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:43 PM (W+vEI)


Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (G4W16)

149 Well, someone at a Trump rally did give Acosta the finger... I think that merits a Purple heart...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (O2RFr)

150
The Dirty Dozen column inches.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (G4W16)

151 OT: It's Jeanette MacDonald day on TCM. All I can think about when she starts singing is Edith Bunker's..."when I'm calling YOOOOOOOUUUUU-OOOOUUU."

Gotta go change the channel. I can't take that voice. Sorry, Jeanette...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (mQ0Mc)

152 My rather unreliable memory has Anderson Cooper as one of the best for onsite reporting back in the day. No doubt he has become part of the borg, but he did stand out at the time for being a classical reporter.

Lester Holt used to be with Chicago NBC and was a straightforward reporter so the depths of the blackrock have assimilated him as well.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (MIKMs)

153 They aren't so celebratory of the journalists at Fox or Breitbart, are they?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (oVJmc)

154 I was doing a hard-think on analyzing if the right shares a similar penchant for self-flattery as the left--whether or not there was an analogy.

I think I came with one key difference. While the conservative can over-attribute to themselves a value, and so flatter themselves as to their commitment to country, to their family, to God. It is none the less the commitment to an external value that is the source of that status.

The conservative wisdom that actions speak louder than words, keeps a test of virtue as an external check on our self-flattery. Character (a conservative value) shows itself in being tested, honor, integrity all sooner or later externalize themselves as are either shown or not shown. While Christians can choose to tolerate or even forgive a braggart, he is nonetheless clearly identified as a speaker of empty words.

Thus the check on whether or not professors are as valiant as soldiers, is not in the professors' contention that it is true. It's in the exhibit of valiant self-sacrifice that has made the soldier the standard of that behavior--something that professors can show very little of.

This is a case for soldiers stepping up and pointing out the difference, though. It's honorable that they are normally hesitant to make too much out of it. However, it is completely germane to bring real-world examples into it.

And call pure theorists on their bullshit.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (vDqXW)

155 13 Asses

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (xPJvm)

156 That reminds me to listen to some Bugs Henderson and the Stratoblasters.

Gotta be better than "Pope" Lester....Holt.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 12:44 PM (RuIsu)

157 The ten least-trusted professions in America are

1. Lobbyists
2. Telemarketers
3. Used Car Salesmen
4. Politicians
5. Stockbrokers
6. Advertising executives
7. Lawyers
8. Union leaders
9. Journalists
10. Bankers

Lovely company!
Posted by: zombie


Also known as, "The 10 LEAST needed professions"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (REkPr)

158 American penis Sipper

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (h/uSM)

159 Where Turkeys Dare

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (QLvwG)

160 C
N
N will produce a blockbuster hit: WOKE ISLAND

Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (WPxnj)

161 Dear Diary,
We are like the most brave soldiers to have walked the earth. Our sacred mission is worth all of our sacrifices. Yesterday I had to leave lunch at the Ritz early for a briefing. Also the AC went down for 23 minutes the other day. Has anybody thought of how expensive our suits are? No they do not appreciate all of the pain and trauma we go through just to get Trump and march our country to socialism. This world is just not fair to our brave journalist veterans.

Love Jimmy


Posted by: Jim Asscosta at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (pw+jk)

162 Reporting Is Hell

Posted by: Gen. Jim Tecumseh Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (EzdLW)

163 'Couth' is a word.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (oVJmc)

164 A pint of cum saves a gallon of blood!

Posted by: Chris Cuomo Patton at August 08, 2018 12:46 PM (Evws/)

165 Serpentine!

Posted by: Acosts dodging Sarah Saunders' words as he zigzags through the press room at August 08, 2018 12:46 PM (c+2jX)

166 Matt Lauer, in his first film, is Colonel Robert Rick Shaw, taking command of an all lady regiment, showing them the true meaning of sacrifice for one's principles, in...

Glory Hole.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:46 PM (9chmE)

167 As I Lay Lying

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:46 PM (AURKQ)

168 Funny. I heard of the verb "discombobulate," but I have never heard of the verb "combobulate."'

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)
---
I'm whelmed at that.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2018 12:46 PM (vDqXW)

169
Lawrence O'Donnell of A Labia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (G4W16)

170 The Red Ass Cheek of Courage

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (EzdLW)

171 They ARE Expendable

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (rJN3l)

172 Acosta probably masturbates to a copy of Robert Peltons book or a BW poster of Sean Flynn and Dana Stone last pic

Posted by: Jean at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (Lp+GF)

173 Bung Ho!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (QLvwG)

174 169


Lawrence O'Donnell of A Labia.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (G4W16)
hahah..do not want to visualize that creep near any labia.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 12:47 PM (a0IVu)

175 Full Metal Hacks.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (c+2jX)

176 A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: Michelle Field at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)

177
Pearl Necklace.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (G4W16)

178 She Wore a Yellow Belly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (gC2IV)

179
.... announces their new blockblusster release about a lonely soldier-reporting at war with the press secretary..... "SPATTIN'"

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (8XRCm)

180
Sands of Ipa Nima staring Jim Acosta

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (10vO4)

181 The 1,000 Reporter Raid

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (QLvwG)

182 If they are only there to serve, then why do they put their names on the crap they write?


It would be like Private Jones putting a calling card on the Afghani Rebel he just shot, with his signature.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (NgKpN)

183 The Thin Red Whine?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (EExsz)

184 A flush of urinalists.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (vDqXW)

185 Full Metal Hacks.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (c+2jX)

----

niiiiice

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (8XRCm)

186 They view themselves in such grand terms because they see themselves in the battle between Good and Evil.

They're Good, and you're Evil.

Their side is Good, and your side is Evil.

Like with all the Left.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (oVJmc)

187 Jackoff Ridge.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (c+2jX)

188 99.9% of "journalists" give the rest of them a very bad name.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (pw+jk)

189 Black Cock down

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (KUaJL)

190 Madonna, you magnificent bastard, I read your book!

Posted by: Jim Acosta Patton at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (Evws/)

191
Sure, sure, modern journalism fails in practice. But does it work in theory?

-- sh*t that professor Joseph Holt would say

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (EzdLW)

192
♫ I am a Wichita lies-man ♫

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (LOgQ4)

193 The longest press conference .

Posted by: Awkward David's at August 08, 2018 12:49 PM (vbqhl)

194
30 Seconds Over My Attention Span

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (8XRCm)

195 Megyn Kelly's Heroes

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (r9UYA)

196 A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: Michelle Field at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)


Holy shit, this is my favorite!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (9chmE)

197 They want to be worshipped as a higher caste.

Fuck that.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (UnA8+)

198 A camera for my pillow

Posted by: Awkward David's at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (vbqhl)

199 The Longest Day...


The true story of having to cover Election night when Trump was elected.


Spoiler, it was NOT an early night...

Posted by: Don Q. at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (NgKpN)

200 It would be like Private Jones putting a calling card on the Afghani Rebel he just shot, with his signature.
Posted by: Don Q


*shifty eyes*

Wait! We weren't supposed to do that?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (REkPr)

201 Broken Farrow

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (gC2IV)

202 Soldiers fight for something bigger then themselves. Journalists, or at least what used to be called "journalists" fight to use their position to further their own personal predilections.

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 12:50 PM (VpIIl)

203 They Were Deplorable

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (hLRSq)

204 Two Donkeys for Sister Sarah

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (AURKQ)

205 Joe Galloway and Erie Pyle not impressed by your sissy fits CNN prima donnas.

Posted by: simplemind at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (0dFYu)

206
Pettys-burp.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (G4W16)

207 This is just more Gramscian noise. It's one captured institution buttressing up another beachhead of progressive power.

That's all it is.

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (vDqXW)

208 Kelly's Zucker's Heroes

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (Fb9aZ)

209 'Couth' is a word.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 12:45 PM (oVJmc)
+++++
Depends on your dictionary. It became in vogue during the Civil War era, but "uncouth" dates backs to old English with no opposite for much of its history after the vowel shift. Iits original opposite "couth" or "cuth" became "truth" but "uncouth" stuck around for a long time, evolving into its modern definition of "unrefined." It didn't really need a formal opposite because the word itself evolved into an opposite for a number of synonyms on the other side.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (I2dne)

210 So Jim and all his soybois see they're becoming more and more hated for their rampant dishonesty.

And their response is to claim victim status and compare themselves to soldiers in war?

I can't think of a worse strategy to win back trust.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (TN1P5)

211 Battle whine

Posted by: Awkward Davis at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (vbqhl)

212 There is only one sort of discipline, perfect bondage discipline, slave!

Posted by: David Brook Patton at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (Evws/)

213 To be fair, there ARE journalists who risk their lives every day---the ones who toil in third world dictatorships, the one's who report from war zones.
But Jim Acosta, April Ryan and Ali Watkins are not among them.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (y8Foj)

214 The Marine said he would *not* send his men to save Wallace if he were pinned down in an attack he didn't tell the forces about even though he knew it was coming because of some amorphous "journalistic integrity."

Oh, even better!
Posted by: Lizzy

Hell, I'd use his position to register my mortars. Make him useful.

Posted by: Jean at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (z+L6U)

215 Bridge on the river Cry...

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (O2RFr)

216
The Flying Pencil-Necks...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (G4W16)

217 They Died With Their Crocs On

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (gC2IV)

218 Columbia University has just renamed its journalism School "The Jim Acosta School of Journalism: Where We Teach You To #MakeNews, Not Report It"

Posted by: ShainS at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (HwFfr)

219 Hell In The Tea Cellar

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (QLvwG)

220 Nominally the job of the media is to report who, what, when.

Opinion writers can then try to explain what that means...but that is not the job of journalists.

When journalists make themselves the "protector" of "the people" though they've stopped doing their job - because "protecting" might mean not reporting who, what, when or lying through omission*.

And obviously depending on what the FNM is actually "protecting" might make them the enemy of the country or not. Imagine, for example, if like Bob Meuller the FNM decided to protect Whitey Bulger. Are they now the enemy of the country? Of course.

*As a classic example look at the answer to the question "Did we find WMDs in Iraq after the war?"

The answer is yes. And a real journalist would list the stockpiles found. You can then have an actual reasoned argument as to whether they were sufficient justification for the war. That didn't happen. The FNM lied through omission and then claimed that Bush lied when he said Iraq had WMDs.


Posted by: 18-1 at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (eSx+E)

221 Their actions show them to be very concerned they are losing. and they are losing.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (pw+jk)

222 I saw a story abut Matt Lauer storming the beaches in the Hampton's recently. I'm sure it was very dangerous he could have been sunburned.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (P/aDH)

223 So- will CNN start calling clips from the presidential press briefings, "gun camera footage"?

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (VpIIl)

224 12 Angry Girly Men

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (mQ0Mc)

225 Journalists here think they're heroes on a plane with Havel and Alexander S. speaking truth to power. In reality, they are like Pravda hacks circa 1975, who snitch on the neighbor for saying something bad about the regime.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (H80UQ)

226 >>A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: Michelle Field at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)


Damn. Lifetime Achievement Award for this one.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (QYAK/)

227
Prattle-ground.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (G4W16)

228 Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullet-points.

Posted by: Don Lemon Patton at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (Evws/)

229 Pettys-burp.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (G4W16)

Gettys-sperg?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (AURKQ)

230 They Died With Their Crocs On

Okay, coffee through the nose..

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (O2RFr)

231 Journalism is all about throwing yourself on a grenade of a story that will hurt a democrat or the democrat party.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (pw+jk)

232 Moonves Over Miami

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (Fb9aZ)

233 Sands of Ipa Nima staring Jim Acosta
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (10vO4)
++++++++
Threadwinner, IMO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (I2dne)

234 It would be like Private Jones putting a calling card on the Afghani Rebel he just shot, with his signature.
Posted by: Don Q


*shifty eyes*

Wait! We weren't supposed to do that?
Posted by: rickb223

Or piss on them

Posted by: Jean at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (z+L6U)

235
The Green Room Berets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (G4W16)

236 All quiet on the green room front .

Posted by: Awkward Davis at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (vbqhl)

237 Chuck Todd in..."Contrivances of War"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (W+vEI)

238 The Beaches of Marthas Vineyard

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (O2RFr)

239 The Red Badge of Churlish

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (RD7QR)

240
Furry!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (8XRCm)

241 >64
We Were Soldiers Once.....and Jeong

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM (rJN3l)


Golf clap.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (NpK5V)

242 232 Moonves Over Miami
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (Fb9aZ)


I don't think you understand the theme, old boy.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM (G4W16)

243 Overheard at the media battlefront:

Mayday! We're taking on a heavy barrage!! SO MUCH TRUTH!!! I don't see how we can hold out much longer....

Posted by: Axeman at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (vDqXW)

244 They Died With Their Crocs On

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (gC2IV)

===
LMFAO

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (pw+jk)

245
Some day I'll release my autobiography, 'The Write Stuff'. Which makes the moon mission look like a walk in the park.

Posted by: Jim Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (LOgQ4)

246 BuzzFeed loves murdering commie Che

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/304298/

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (LiyEm)

247 213 To be fair, there ARE journalists who risk their lives every day---the ones who toil in third world dictatorships, the one's who report from war zones.
But Jim Acosta, April Ryan and Ali Watkins are not among them.
Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (y8Foj)


And where are they?


We don't hear reports from Iran, or even Venezuela... or Turkey...


We do see stuff leaked via the internet, but those seldom if ever make the MSM news.


They are too busy trying to bring Trump down.

Posted by: Don Q. at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (NgKpN)

248 Private Benjamins

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (r9UYA)

249
The Battle of All Jeers.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (G4W16)

250 Cannot seftton

Posted by: Awkward Davis at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (vbqhl)

251 The Green Room Berets.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM


well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (ZQfW9)

252 Bill Kristol in... McHater's Navy

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (9chmE)

253 Brian Stetler as..."Lame Survicor"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (W+vEI)

254
Saving Weinsteins Privates

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

255
Foul Menstrual Racket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (G4W16)

256 Full Metal Straightjacket

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

257 Kelly's Queeros

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (VpIIl)

258 Shitty Shitty Jeong Jeong

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (mQ0Mc)

259 JJ!

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

260 STEAL Team 6

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (r9UYA)

261 >226
>>A Farewell To Arms



Posted by: Michelle Field at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)





Damn. Lifetime Achievement Award for this one.

Posted by: garrett at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM (QYAK/)


I totally agree. I'm crying up in here.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (NpK5V)

262 Catch 45

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (rJN3l)

263 JournoHack Ridge

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (QLvwG)

264 Auto correct six

Posted by: Awkward Davis at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (vbqhl)

265
Boring! Boring! Boring!

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (8XRCm)

266 Jonah Goldberg stars in Fat Cuck Down

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (EExsz)

267 Q

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (REkPr)

268 251
The Green Room Berets.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:53 PM



well played

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 08, 2018 12:54 PM (ZQfW9)
---
Oh that's good

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (Fb9aZ)

269 226 >>A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: Michelle Field at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)


Don't cross the Memes!

Posted by: Egon at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (NgKpN)

270

Nice shooting, Jack. You just greased a nazi. Just like a journalist!

Posted by: Things a Marine Never uttered at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (ymnmz)

271
Battle of Midtown

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (8XRCm)

272
Tourettes! Tourettes! Tourettes!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (G4W16)

273 Full Metal Straightjacket
Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:55 PM (Fb9aZ)

Full Mental Jack-Offs

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (y8Foj)

274 These are all so good, but I still like They died with their Crocs on

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (O2RFr)

275 231†Journalism is all about throwing yourself on a grenade of a story that will hurt a democrat or the democrat party.†
==
Dodging bullets of truth and mortars of reality to complete their mission to spread propaganda to the enemy.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (TN1P5)

276 Tourettes! Tourettes! Tourettes!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (G4W16)

Good one.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (y8Foj)

277 17 You know, the journalists who are narcissistic lightweights clamoring for attention give the other 10% a bad name

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at August 08, 2018 12:24 PM (wldC6)


I think you misplaced a decimal...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (8D42x)

278
(Lawrence) Tribes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (G4W16)

279 Lavalier upon his chest
Xhe's Lester Holt 'Murica's best

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (RuIsu)

280 I still like They died with their Crocs on
Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 12:56 PM (O2RFr)

That gets my vote, too

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (AURKQ)

281 Shaving April Ryan

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (y8Foj)

282 Where Ostriches Dare

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (Fb9aZ)

283 Woodward and Bernstein wrecked print journalism. I have a tougher time pinpointing the culprit for broadcast news, but I think it really started to circle the bowl when CBS picked that twatwaffle Rather over Roger Mudd to be their evening news anchor.

Sorry, but these people should not be a) lauded as experts about anything or b) paid a kajillion damn dollars. NBC was paying Matt Lauer $25 million a year. TO HOST TODAY.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (Boy/L)

284 Sergeant Spork

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (QLvwG)

285 Saving April Ryan

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (EzdLW)

286 The Beratriot

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (EExsz)

287 281 Shaving April Ryan
Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (y8Foj)


Eww!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (G4W16)

288 >281
Shaving April Ryan

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (y8Foj)


Funny. Also disturbing.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (NpK5V)

289 The time to take counsel of your queers is before you make an important battle decision. That's the time to listen to every queer you can imagine. When you have collected all the facts and queers and made your decision, turn on all your queers and and go a head!!!

Posted by: Shep Smith Patton at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (Evws/)

290 I saw a story about Matt Lauer storming the beaches in the Hampton's recently. I'm sure it was very dangerous he could have been sunburned.
Posted by: Buzzsaw


White people all need to get badly sunburned, to show their inferiority!

Posted by: Sarah Jeong, right again at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (vcOmj)

291 Courage!

Posted by: Douchebag Dan Rather at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (eAZVt)

292 Fuck all these assholes in the media. Fuck them all with a barb-wire-wrapped pineapple soaked in hot sauce.
======

I carry hot sauce in my purse.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (vg8iE)

293 Cryboys

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (QLvwG)

294 WH Press corps in..."The Limitation Game"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (W+vEI)

295 All Quiet at Pizza Hut

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (VpIIl)

296 Shaving April Ryan

--

LOL

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (mQ0Mc)

297 Ace, we live in a world that has views, and those views have to be guarded by men with pens. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Ace? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Trump and you curse the press corps. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know; that Trump's disgrace, while tragic, probably saves votes. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, *saves votes*. We don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that mic. You need me on that wall. We use words. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent reporting something

Posted by: Jim Accoster at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (vDqXW)

298 Jim Acosta, Brian Williams, and Chris Cuomo in:

"All Clear on the Eastern Shore"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (ptqGC)

299 I saw a story abut Matt Lauer storming the beaches in the Hampton's recently. I'm sure it was very dangerous he could have been sunburned.

If he'd been storming the beach at Fire Island . . . he would have met incoming fire up his butt.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (3C9q2)

300

Sucking Ryan's Privates...

Posted by: Shep at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (7AQC5)

301 Shaving April Ryan

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:57 PM (y8Foj)


Funny. Also disturbing.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 12:58 PM (NpK5V)

War is hell....

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (y8Foj)

302 Squeal Team 6

Posted by: Surfperch at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (X00x7)

303 Look, what this guy says is only true to a small extent. Yes, there is ego there, and these reporters want to seem/be important on a personal level. But, the real reason for the grandstanding and the combative nature is to that they are witnessed and thought of as the OPPOSITION to the sitting President. It's one huge ass virtue signaling.

The Left feels helpless. They can stop this guy. How many times have they thought..."this is the big one...we have him now...he's gone!!" only to have it mean absolutely nothing. So they play out their frustration by being obstructive, combative, rude, and dishonest. They want their friends on the Left to say accept that as #Resistance. The press is no different from the entire Leftist side of the aisle. They are unhinged, frustrated and absolutely steaming with rage.

Posted by: Orson at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (QPXWs)

304
The Best Sneers of Our Lies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (G4W16)

305
Charge of the Light In The Loafers Brigade

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 08, 2018 12:59 PM (veoSD)

306 212 There is only one sort of discipline, perfect bondage discipline, slave!
Posted by: David Brook Patton at August 08, 2018 12:51 PM (Evws/)

---

someone gets it

Posted by: Mistress Midnight Flame at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (h/uSM)

307 >>A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: Michelle Field




"The Killing Fields"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

308 They Died With Their Crocs On

Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM



lmao!

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (EzdLW)

309 B*A*S*H

Posted by: Under Fire at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (r9UYA)

310 A Farewell To Arms

Posted by: Michelle Field at August 08, 2018 12:48 PM (AURKQ)

Oh, boo-hoo, bitch.

Posted by: Inspector Krogh at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (HgMAr)

311 Mouthing platitudes... and her bosses:
The Gums of Navarro, Ana.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (9chmE)

312 Blue Ball Express

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (QLvwG)

313 All Quiet on the Restroom Front

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (y8Foj)

314 For Bill Kristol .
jody's got your girl and gone

Posted by: Awkward Davis at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (vbqhl)

315 April Ryan and Rachel Maddow in..."A Leak of Their Own"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (W+vEI)

316 >The Gums of Navarro, Ana.


Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (9chmE)



lmao

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 01:00 PM (NpK5V)

317 Slogan's Heroes

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (EExsz)

318 Ali Watkins has been awarded the Purple Starfish"

Accompanied by a rendition of "brown eyed girl"?



Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:38 PM (6qErC)

that's my line...

Posted by: Hope solo at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (8D42x)

319 Stinker, Failure, Folder, Lie

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (AURKQ)

320 Red Dawn.

That one doesn't need a rewrite.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (Evws/)

321 The Dowdy Dozen.




Hey where is Maureen these days anyway. Did burst into flames or something?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (ymnmz)

322 Apocalypse Maddow

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (Fb9aZ)

323 317 Slogan's Heroes
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:01 PM (EExsz)

Nice.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:02 PM (G4W16)

324 CNN/NBC/ABC/CBS/PBS in..."A Smidge of Lies"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:02 PM (W+vEI)

325
The Rat Patrol. Oh, wait...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:02 PM (G4W16)

326 Acostalypse Now

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:02 PM (LiyEm)

327 Ali Watkins has been awarded the Purple Starfish"



Accompanied by a rendition of "brown eyed girl"?







Posted by: Anon a mouse at August 08, 2018 12:38 PM (6qErC)

=====
With a clingon cluster.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 08, 2018 01:02 PM (pw+jk)

328 Triumph of the Shill

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 01:02 PM (oVJmc)

329 Jimmy, Jim Acosta!
Whiniest in the Land!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Deplatformed? Media Platforms of Genuine Balderdash Available at The Outrage Outlet at August 08, 2018 12:35 PM (hLRSq

Ballad of Jim Acosta

Born on a mountain top in Virginny
Grayest state in the land of the free
Raised in the hood so he knew every pimp
Got his ass kicked cause he was a such little bitch

Jimmy, Jim Acosta
Queen of the whiny cunts

Fought single handed in the Iraqi war
Till Saddam was whipped and peace was restored.
And while he was handling this risky chore,
Made himself a legend for evermore.

Jimmy, Jim Acosta
Queen of the whiny cunts

He went to Washington and served a spell
To fix the government and laws as well
Terrified Donald Trump, as I heard tell
And kicked Sarah Sander's ass incredibly well

Jimmy, Jim Acosta, bringin' freedom to us all

A bunch of Neanderthals told him to get fucked
Said he was fake news, that CNN sucked.
But, when those peasants told him he was a clown
He opened a can of whoop ass and shut them all down.

Jimmy, Jim Acosta, nothin' fake about his news

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (9BLnV)

330 One hundred flacks
We'll test today
But only three
Get to whine and bray!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (RD7QR)

331 Matt Laurer, Les Moonves and Charlie Rose in 'Rapeheart'.

Posted by: El Kabong at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (datdl)

332
Das Toot.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (G4W16)

333 A Talk in the Sun...

A group of journalists' journey to the local high-priced deli to buy expensive Italian meat.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (Evws/)

334 It's called the Press Corps for a reason!
Posted by: Sgt. James Acosta at August 08, 2018 12:32 PM


You're one of my favorite corpse men, Jim.

Posted by: B. Hussein Obama at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (ctuyM)

335 I totally got dorked in my squeak hole for you people! I'm a hero.

Posted by: Ali Watkins at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (NpK5V)

336 Jim Acosta in..."Clownfall"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (W+vEI)

337 M*U*S*H

Posted by: Surfperch at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (X00x7)

338 Funny. I heard of the verb "discombobulate," but I have never heard of the verb "combobulate."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)

same reason you never hear of gruntled employees, I would suspect.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (8D42x)

339 Flight Of The Anal Intruder

When the boys go downtown!

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (QLvwG)

340 Hold your fire until they see our little white lies!

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (EzdLW)

341 I propose we either change the spelling of " soldier" to "solider" or we just ban the word "solider".

Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (Zogyx)

342 The Battle of the Bulge

Posted by: Michele Obama at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (gC2IV)

343 Video game version; Call of Doody

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (VpIIl)

344
So Proudly We Fail...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (G4W16)

345 The Russians ARE Coming

Posted by: Flatville Bill at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (rJN3l)

346 But, the real reason for the grandstanding and the combative nature is to that they are witnessed and thought of as the OPPOSITION to the sitting President.


Where the fuck was the opposition for the 8 years of Obola's reign?

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (REkPr)

347 Where Weasels Dare

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (oVJmc)

348 Mr. Willis needs to put down the filet o fish, and get some exercise, in...

Gallop, Ollie.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (9chmE)

349 343 Video game version; Call of Doody
Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (VpIIl)

Prattle-front?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (AURKQ)

350 Funny. I heard of the verb "discombobulate," but I have never heard of the verb "combobulate."
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM


same reason you never hear of gruntled employees, I would suspect.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM



Or a "ruth" killer.

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (EzdLW)

351 Afternoon all

Here's my take. When the "Journalists" can last 13 weeks at MCRD Parris Island...get back to me LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (Ydx5u)

352 The Brown Badge of Leakage

Posted by: A. Cooper at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (nFwvY)

353 Flight Of The Anal Intruder

....

Was that a sequel to The Rearhunter?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:04 PM (EExsz)

354 In Slander's Fields the Poopies Grow

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (3C9q2)

355 mmm

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (ymnmz)

356 You wouldn't believe some of the things I've been through. No Blue Sapphire in the bar at the Baghdad Hilton. Flying coach into Riyadh during the first Gulf War. No AC at press headquarters on Grenada. If you don't think war is hell, walk a mile in my shoes!

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (jDF8P)

357 Funny. I heard of the verb "discombobulate," but I have never heard of the verb "combobulate."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 12:41 PM (H7LIz)

same reason you never hear of gruntled employees, I would suspect.
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:03 PM (8D42x)

One can be uncouth, but you can't be couth.

Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Zogyx)

358
The Queer Hunters

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (8XRCm)

359 The Great Dictationist

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Evws/)

360 I check back in after doing my chores and sheesh...this is why I love it here.

Posted by: Diogenes at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (0tfLf)

361 A Pig's Lips Now! The Jim Acosta Story

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (8ZI4Y)

362 Was at a hotel about an hour ago and cnn was on in the lobby. Big I mean BIG story was Repub. congressman Collins and insider trading. It was worse than the Holocaust or the Siberian Gulags. Of course because the elections favored our side yesterday. The 'media' are such asswipes.

Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (zLDYs)

363 The heart of the problem imo, is that today the "JournOlistas" are a political agitprop "PsyOp Army". They are indeed acting like a military, but it is America (Americana) they are trying to conquer.

Bolton talked with Mark Levin and reminded him that the Soviets have been infiltrating for a long time, going back to the actor's guild in Hollywood, and how we then got Reagan. But the other institutions the Soviets marched through includes the MFM.

And indeed PsyOp War is the new war, don't fight the last war. But clearly the constant bombardment of duly elected Trump with lies and hate, reveals the MSM is like the military ... an enemy PsyOp military. (and the "journalists" are mostly just useful idiots, nothing brave about selling out country for fame and money)

Posted by: illiniwek at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (bT8Z4)

364

Remember the Alamode staring Brian Stelter

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (10vO4)

365 Vainglorious Bastards

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (y8Foj)

366 30 Seconds Over Cuomo

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (Fb9aZ)

367 Former Michigan state representative Rashida Tlaib, a progressive Democrat, won her states primary in its 13th Congressional District Tuesday, leading her to likely become the first Muslim woman and the first Palestinian-American to hold national office.

Tlaib ran for a House seat formerly held by Representative John Conyers, who resigned in December in the wake of several sexual harassment allegations

Jesus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (Ydx5u)

368 The Tut-Sweetie Air Men.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (G4W16)

369 It's Private Herwitz, he thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (RuIsu)

370 Donovan's REEEEEEE

(I like that movie)

Posted by: Mrs. Peel at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (DU5+w)

371 Paths of Story

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (oVJmc)

372 Joe Scarborough in..."Frenemy at the Gates"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (W+vEI)

373 Is Paris Burning?

No rewrite required for that one either if we include celebrities and not just journos.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (Evws/)

374 364

Remember the Alamode staring Brian Stelter
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (10vO4)

Excellent.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (G4W16)

375 A Bridge Over the River Cry

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (ptqGC)

376 I love the smell of correction fluid in the morning.

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (/Vnn9)

377
DoneCock

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (LOgQ4)

378 Here are the real Marines, but I thought knives were outlawed in California....

Three U.S. Marines were stabbed early Saturday morning while trying to break up
a fight between three other people in a San Clemente bar parking lot. The
unidentified Marines, ages 21 and 23,

Posted by: Colin at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (+P1kd)

379 Raging Bullshit

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (mQ0Mc)

380 Those Marines are sooooo dreamy!

Posted by: Shemp! at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (vtcmf)

381 Seriously, is there a single so-called journalist for a MSM network who served in combat? That is besides someone like Pete Hegseth.

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (VpIIl)

382
Das Boobs

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (8XRCm)

383 In Slander's Fields the Poopies Grow

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (3C9q2)


Ooh, highbrow poetry!

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (9chmE)

384 >>Vainglorious Bastards


Good one!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)

385 The Damned Busters

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (Fb9aZ)

386

Steal Helmet

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (IqV8l)

387 They Died With Their Crocs On



Posted by: Duke Lowell at August 08, 2018 12:52 PM
=====

Very, very good! Still chuckling and snorting. (BTW, I have them in every color because I am on my feet most of the day and defy anyone to take them until they are from my cold dead feet.)

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (MIKMs)

388 Full Metal Whackit

Posted by: That Commedian that nobody likes who beats off to women in his apartment at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (ymnmz)

389

Cross of Irony.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (G4W16)

390 A majestic performance by Kurt Eichenwald in "Hail Seizure!"

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (/Vnn9)

391
All Quiet in the Western Wing

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (LOgQ4)

392 In Which We Perv

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (Evws/)

393 Stalfag 17

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (y8Foj)

394 The Thin Red Whine

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (oVJmc)

395 One can be uncouth, but you can't be couth.
Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2018 01:05 PM (Zogyx)

Whatchu talkin's bout? I got so much couth I need someone to carry some for me when I go out with my bitches!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (9BLnV)

396 The Smeer Hunter

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:08 PM (mQ0Mc)

397 One Marine takes down a whole legion of silly journos in...

Flaying Pencilnecks

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (9chmE)

398 Let's try that again:

The Smear Hunter

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (mQ0Mc)

399 384
>>Vainglorious Bastards





Good one!

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:07 PM (W+vEI)


I'm cryin

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (ymnmz)

400 Blew Max

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (AURKQ)

401 Was at a hotel about an hour ago and cnn was on in the lobby. Big I mean BIG story was Repub. congressman Collins and insider trading. It was worse than the Holocaust or the Siberian Gulags. Of course because the elections favored our side yesterday. The 'media' are such asswipes.
Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (zLDYs)

-----------------

Congress has exempted themselves from Insider Trading laws *spits*. That sucks, IMO, but that makes this a non story.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (I16G8)

402 OT have you seen that they have remade Papillon?

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (LiyEm)

403 362 Was at a hotel about an hour ago and cnn was on in the lobby. Big I mean BIG story was Repub. congressman Collins and insider trading. It was worse than the Holocaust or the Siberian Gulags. Of course because the elections favored our side yesterday. The 'media' are such asswipes.
Posted by: Eromero at August 08, 2018 01:06 PM (zLDYs)


Note the timing... after Primaries, before the election.



And according to press reports, they KNOW he did it because of phone calls between him and his Son... and somehow know what was said IN those phone calls.



So the FBI was monitoring the phone, of a Trump supporting Congressman?

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

404 The Battle of Carpel Tunnel.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (P/aDH)

405 Woke Island

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (Evws/)

406 You people made my day. Now I must go forth and engineer stuff. Later.

Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (NpK5V)

407 Kurt Eichenwald does it again with his star turn in "Bridge on the River Hentai."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (/Vnn9)

408 Xhe Wore A Yellow Ribbon

Posted by: rammajamma at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (AjNMO)

409 A Pack of Lips Now.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (pw+jk)

410 402 OT have you seen that they have remade Papillon?
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (LiyEm)


Oh Lord no. Seth Rogan, right?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (G4W16)

411
The Dirty Dozen Donuts - a tale of a young girls journey from Milan to the press lounge.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (LOgQ4)

412 Two Minutes Over Margaret Cho

Posted by: That Commedian that nobody likes who beats off to women in his apartment at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (ymnmz)

413 Letters from Iwo Jima Dan Rather

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (Fb9aZ)

414 The only thing these people have ever battled is the truth.

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (VpIIl)

415 The Sands Are In My 'Gina

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (oVJmc)

416 406 You people made my day. Now I must go forth and engineer stuff. Later.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (NpK5V)


What kind engineer? I have a project that entails defrauding, er, getting government money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (G4W16)

417 The remake of Zulu, starring Jim Acosta.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (a0IVu)

418 402
OT have you seen that they have remade Papillon?

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (LiyEm)


Saw a trailer I think. Was interested

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (ymnmz)

419 They Died With Their Crocs On

AoSHQ Hall of Fame-worthy. Heh.


Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (vtcmf)

420 Acolostomybag Now!

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (y8Foj)

421 Das Max Boot

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (Fb9aZ)

422 410 I couldn't watch,it looked really bad.Not Rogen though.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (LiyEm)

423 Doughboy/Thumbperson Tater Stetler in a career defining role - "The Guns of Toblerone."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (/Vnn9)

424

I'm a Star, Wars.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (G4W16)

425 Willowed:

"With all due respect I just don't see it, and I have a fondness for Asian ladies."

Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (w+vzi)

426 So the FBI was monitoring the phone, of a Trump supporting Congressman?
Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

They got a court order AFTER they suspected him of insider trading.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (Ydx5u)

427 Gags of Our Daughters

Posted by: Ali Watkins' Dad at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

428 A Year of Living Fabulously

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (ptqGC)

429
Sargent Dork.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (G4W16)

430 No,you do not remake McQueen.You are not worthy.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (LiyEm)

431 Another innocent white guy sucker punched by a black guy in NYC. Unfortunately the guy died after striking his head on the street. The news story did not describe the suspect as black but rather that he was bald . Journalistic military integrity.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (2DOZq)

432 Three U.S. Marines were stabbed early Saturday morning while trying to break up a fight between three other people in a San Clemente bar parking lot. The unidentified Marines, ages 21 and 23,
Posted by: Colin


You never try to break shit up. You want to stop it? you knock people out.

People always ask, "why does it take 5 cops to subdue someone?"

Because they are trying not to hurt him.
One cop with a PR24 baton could drop said suspect. But the dude is gonna be hurting.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (REkPr)

433
Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.


She can play the cello

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (10vO4)

434
Twelve O'Clock and I'm High - the story of Jim Acosta's brave battle with his addiction to self-gratification.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (LOgQ4)

435 430 No,you do not remake McQueen.You are not worthy.
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (LiyEm)


That movie was so well made and acted. And I can't see Hollywood ever making a 3 hour picture.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:13 PM (G4W16)

436 I'm a Star, Wars.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (G4W16)


It's really impossible to improve on "Soy Wars."

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:13 PM (9chmE)

437 (402) Lemme guess, Papillon meets Madame Butterfly?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 01:13 PM (RuIsu)

438 The Smear Hunter
=====

Good one. 'Sneer' Hunter is the one that snorted the cheap wine.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:13 PM (MIKMs)

439 423 Doughboy/Thumbperson Tater Stetler in a career defining role - "The Guns of Toblerone."
Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:11 PM (/Vnn9)


LOL!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (G4W16)

440 Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.

Now that's what I'm talkin' about.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (vtcmf)

441 The news story did not describe the suspect as black but rather that he was bald
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:12 PM (2DOZq)

But how would they know he shaved his balls?

Posted by: Robert at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (Zogyx)

442 >>Very, very good! Still chuckling and snorting. (BTW, I have them in every color because I am on my feet most of the day and defy anyone to take them until they are from my cold dead feet.)

Well they are made for women so no foul.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)

443 So the FBI was monitoring the phone, of a Trump supporting Congressman?
Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (NgKpN)

They got a court order AFTER they suspected him of insider trading.
Posted by: Nevergiveup

IT by Congress is totes kewl. Check it out.
They quietly rescinded the ban on insider trading.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (REkPr)

444 Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.
---------------------------------------------

A corrective to Sara Jeong

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (y8Foj)

445 434 That's funny, thanks and I love that (real) movie.

Posted by: rammajamma at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (AjNMO)

446 That movie was so well made and acted. And I can't see Hollywood ever making a 3 hour picture.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:13 PM (G4W16)

------

Oh shit..... hold my beer.

"Out of Africa, II"

~Oliver Stone

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

447 I remember Peter Jennings and Mike Wallace talking about how they wouldn't warn American troops if they knew about an ambush because it would damage their "objectivity". So fuck "journalists".
Posted by: tu3031 at August 08, 2018 12:25 PM (jDF8P)

There is a video on the internet that shows a Marine Colonel with Mike Wallace. After Wallace shows how "objective" he is, the Marine shuts him down by saying he had nothing but contempt for Wallace's ass.

http://www.angelfire.com/ab/powmia/wallace.html

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (9BLnV)

448 12 years a $hitbag.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (W0Oy7)

449 Hmmm - this one needs no tinkering:
Grand Illusion

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (Fb9aZ)

450 But seriously, journalists really think they ARE "protecting us."

They're protecting us from wrongthink.

That's why they won't describe the religious motivation of a Muslim terrorist. That's why they'll report as truth the Obama administration obviously fraudulent employment numbers. That's why they try to stage a coup against Trump. Etc.

They're protecting us. From forming bad opinions

That's actually how journalists regard themselves. THey really do see themselves as heroes.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (c+2jX)

451 Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer.
Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)

452 ''While they cry about blood & slaughter they are the direct cause of more bloodshed than fifty times their number of armed Rebels."
-- Gen. William T. Sherman, on reporters

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (EzdLW)

453 The Sand Pebbles In My Banana Hammock

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (QLvwG)

454 You guys are killin' me here.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (p+Wdc)

455
The Mild Bunch.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (G4W16)

456 Hellcats of the Nail Salon.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (c+2jX)

457
Ink the Bismarck.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (G4W16)

458 Zero Cock Dirty

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (lgwC+)

459 I can't believe a Chris Cuomo/Stalag17 reference hasn't made the list.

I'm at a loss.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (EExsz)

460 Dallas Bike Sharing Program killed by Mayor
https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/07/dallas-mayor-blames-bike-sharing-company

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (JFO2v)

461 >>Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer.
Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?

Any job worth doing is worth doing well.

Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (/tuJf)

462 Showgirls

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

463
The Irritation Game.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (G4W16)

464 Horde! We are so missing one and it don't really require any rewrite.

Southern Comfort where Jim Acosta, David French, and others take the roles of Powers Booth, Carridine who piss of the rubes of flyover country. Journalists fire blanks but Deplorables fire live rounds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (8ZI4Y)

465 Well, now, hold on here. Journalists call soldiers babykillers and journalists really do support babykilling.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (+y/Ru)

466 Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer.
Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?
Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl)

Crucifixion?

DEFINITELY Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (y8Foj)

467 451 Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer.
Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?
Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl


No! You don't think we read History?

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (NgKpN)

468 Apussypresscorp Now

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (OLCnA)

469
The Genital.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (G4W16)

470 They're protecting us. From forming bad opinions



That's actually how journalists regard themselves. THey really do see themselves as heroes.


And wiping out the 'bad people.'

Like the rest of the Left, they've become 100% convinced of their absolute correctness and Righteousness. And that gives them the ultimate right to do whatever is necessary to destroy whoever opposes them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 08, 2018 01:17 PM (oVJmc)

471 "Journalists" are the enemy inside the wire.

And btw, where in the fuck did the term journalist come up? They're suposed to be reporters. Reporting the facts. Journalists write jourlas I guess which sounds a lot different to me than reporting.

Just my 2 sense.


Nyuk.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (P7V3J)

472
Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer. Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?

They went Roman

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (10vO4)

473 467 451 Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer.
Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?
Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl


You don't think we read History?


The Romans once crucified a guy THEN killed him, and its led to nothing but problems for us ever since!

Posted by: House of Saud at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (NgKpN)

474 can't believe a Chris Cuomo/Stalag17 reference hasn't made the list.

I'm at a loss.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (EExsz)

Stalfag 17
Comment 332

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (y8Foj)

475 The Battle for Pork Chop Lunch

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (ymnmz)

476 IT by Congress is totes kewl. Check it out.
They quietly rescinded the ban on insider trading.
Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (REkPr)

The accusation is NOT that he used his position as a Congressman to inside trade. He sat on the Board of the Company and was informed 5 days before the info went public that that their star drug failed a drug trail.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (Ydx5u)

477 Peter Strzok and the MSM in..."Leaker, Liar, Smearer, Spy"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (W+vEI)

478 Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.


She can play the cello
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Skin flute also?

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (Bdeb0)

479
Mosquito-bite Squadron.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (G4W16)

480 The Men Who Wank at Goats.

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

481 Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer.

Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:15 PM (VpIIl



They know how to make a statement.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (ptqGC)

482 The journalist military movie can only be one


The Big Red Ones

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (2DOZq)

483 Man I need more coffee. Lots of typos.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (P7V3J)

484 Gardens of Stone Phillips

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (QLvwG)

485 Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.
------------------------------
Now that's what I'm talkin' about.


Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (vtcmf)


I want to love her long time, but I'm going to have to listen later. If the music isn't compelling, and I am skeptical, then I am going to have to disappoint her.

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (9chmE)

486 Baa Baa Black Ink

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (ymnmz)

487 The Lying Game

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (NWiLs)

488 Any Which Way But Truth

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (mQ0Mc)

489 Stalag 17!!!
Chris Cuomo uncovering a POW working for Trump and the alt-right

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (Evws/)

490 lol

Well said, Marine.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM (kzsk/)

491 >>The Irritation Game.


The Insinuation Game

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (W+vEI)

492 Dallas Bike Sharing Program killed by Mayor

https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/07/dallas-mayor-blames-bike-sharing-company

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (JFO2v)


In the nearby city (glad I live several mile away) bike rental program promoted by the black mayor. Over 75 percent of the bikes have disappeared. People were wondering why the rental racks were nearly empty. I say, check the local scrap yards....

Posted by: Colin at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (+P1kd)

493 You've never seen terror like this before - Brian Stetler terrorizes his debit card in "Hamburger Bill."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (/Vnn9)

494
Of Clods and Generals

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (8XRCm)

495 Charge of the Liar Brigade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (OLCnA)

496 Dallas Bike Sharing Program killed by Mayor
https://reason.com/blog/2018/08/07/dallas-mayor-blames-bike-sharing-company
Posted by: rhennigantx


Now THAT is a Democrat. Blames a bike company after THEIR policies cause them to quit.

Dallas Mayor Blames Bike-Sharing Company for Recycling Bikes After City's New Fees Killed Bike-Sharing
Those bikes could still be on the road if Dallas hadn't demanded an $800 registration fee and $21 per bike




Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (REkPr)

497 Ballgag 17 ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (EExsz)

498 Special prosecutor for Diane Feinstein?

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (W0Oy7)

499 495
Charge of the Liar Brigade

Posted by: TheQuietMan at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (OLCnA)


Well played

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (ymnmz)

500 Jim raised the tweet on Iwo.

Posted by: goon at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (PEcU2)

501 Salo, or the 120 Glorious Days of Sodomy

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (c+2jX)

502
Google Tina Guo. You're welcome.


She did a show at Carnegie Hall with Joe Bonamassa that was good

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (10vO4)

503 Cruisin'

Posted by: Hikaru at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

504 Ilsa, She Wolf of the Press Corps

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (QLvwG)

505 The journalist military movie can only be oneThe Big Red Ones

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:19 PM


Shut 'er down, folks, we have a winnah!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (p+Wdc)

506 474
can't believe a Chris Cuomo/Stalag17 reference hasn't made the list.



I'm at a loss.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:16 PM (EExsz)



Stalfag 17

Comment 332

Posted by: JoeF. at August 08, 2018 01:18 PM (y8Foj)

**
I believe my earlier entry of 30 Seconds Over Cuomo takes care of this as well.

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (Fb9aZ)

507 Gettin' there firstest with the moistest.

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (EzdLW)

508 They fought at the Battle of the Bulge.


The fat ones that is.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (P7V3J)

509 See every soy boy within a country mile try to toss Jake Tapper's twitter salad in "Fags of our Followers."

Posted by: Broseidon Czar of the Brocean at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (/Vnn9)

510 I graduated from OSU in 93 with a Journalism degree.
I was proud as hell that day.
Not so proud these days.

Posted by: Biergood at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (57HKF)

511 Boy, so Saudi Arabia executed and THEN crucified a convicted murderer. Were they afraid he was going to get away after they decapitated him?

-
I've always said there is some good in all religion.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, 3-D Printed Version at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (+y/Ru)

512 From fire fighters to soldiers ... what's next?

Astrophysicists? George Clooneys?

Posted by: Christian Toto at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (6R+22)

513
Rob Roy. Yes please!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (G4W16)

514 Onward left wing Jour-no-lists
Marching as to war
Working for the Democrats
like a bunch of whores.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (37IEG)

515 I guess Trudeau took exception to the Saudis double-killing the murderer and now they are pissed off. The Saud's told all their financial people to stop buying any CAD investments. CAD is taking a big hit so far.

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (VpIIl)

516 The Battling D.B's

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (ymnmz)

517
I tell ya, we was takin' salvo after salvo of incomin' staples - and not the bent over ones, neither - and mechanized pencils' leads were bein' dropped on us constantly!

If it weren't fer my Sainted Hillary Under the Bosnian Snipers' Fire medal, I dunno how I ever coulda come outta there alive!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (pNxlR)

518 Downfall

Posted by: Insomniac at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (NWiLs)

519 I graduated from OSU in 93 with a Journalism degree.
I was proud as hell that day.
Not so proud these days.
Posted by: Biergood at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (57HKF)

-----

Well...... I think an em-barreling is on order..... just on principal alone.

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (8XRCm)

520 Dr. Strange Cuomo, or how I learned to love to Bomb

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (NgKpN)

521 Posted by: JackStraw at August 08, 2018 01:14 PM (/tuJf)
=====

You're the girly! /s

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (MIKMs)

522 504 Ilsa, She Wolf of the Press Corps
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (QLvwG)


I thought that was Blitzer...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (G4W16)

523 510 I graduated from OSU in 93 with a Journalism degree.
I was proud as hell that day.
Not so proud these days.
Posted by: Biergood at August 08, 2018 01:22 PM (57HKF)

---

Don't let them steal your joy.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (kzsk/)

524 515 I guess Trudeau took exception to the Saudis double-killing the murderer and now they are pissed off. The Saud's told all their financial people to stop buying any CAD investments. CAD is taking a big hit so far.

Bet Justins other eyebrow dropped on that one

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (O2RFr)

525 The inglorious bastards.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (W0Oy7)

526 Urban Soyboy

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (mQ0Mc)

527 498 Special prosecutor for Diane Feinstein?
Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 01:20 PM (W0Oy7)

Yes, please. But it will never happen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (RD7QR)

528
Bitzar-Krieg!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (G4W16)

529 Ballgag 17

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (lgwC+)

530 At the daily press briefings Jim Acosta has been...
To Hell and Back

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (LiyEm)

531 526 Urban Soyboy
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (mQ0Mc)


I like your thinking, but that's not the theme.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:24 PM (G4W16)

532 USCAD down ,15%

Posted by: Marcus T, Counterfire at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

533 I graduated from OSU in 93 with a Journalism degree.
I was proud as hell that day.


We have a spy! Seriously, though, you could tell us some stories.

Posted by: t-bird at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (DCYln)

534 I remember when Jim 'Tank' Acosta fought his way bravely to the break room, endured searing heat from the set lights and barely survived a run in with an automatic stapler in the copy machine.

His story gives me pause. I like to memorialize his bravery every year at the BlueCheckMark Parade.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (oBJsb)

535 The Man Hatin' Project

Posted by: Sara Jeong in her directorial debut at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (AURKQ)

536 Bitzar = Blitzer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (G4W16)

537 For Sarah Sanders, it's...


The Longest Day

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (kzsk/)

538 They were at the Battle of HACKsaw Ridge.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (P7V3J)

539 535 The Man Hatin' Project
Posted by: Sara Jeong in her directorial debut at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (AURKQ)


LOL!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (G4W16)

540 530 At the daily press briefings Jim Acosta has been...
To Hell and

Yes he broke a nail trying to get away from that elderly woman with the MAGA hat on... Purple Heart time!

Posted by: It's me donna at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (O2RFr)

541 "War Whores"
"Casualties of the Press Room"
"From Here to Pulitzer"
"All Quiet at the News Room"

Posted by: Cecil B. Demille at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (cTuj5)

542 Ali Watkins... doing it all in the line of duty, in...

Whorin' Piece

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:25 PM (9chmE)

543 Force 17 from Columbia?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (oBJsb)

544 Isn't it strange how if a Republican is under investigation, it seems to get done really quickly.


While if a Dem if under investigation, it seems to take forever... and they all get immunity?

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (NgKpN)

545 The Freshly Showered Dozen.

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (c+2jX)

546
Jim raised the tweet on Iwo.

Posted by: goon at August 08, 2018 01:21 PM (PEcU2)


That's nothing. Bob Mueller raised the flag!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (ptqGC)

547 I like your thinking, but that's not the theme.

--

Wha? Wha'd I do wrong? Acosta, sissy boy urbanite, Urban Cowboy reference...

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (mQ0Mc)

548 The Longest Fey

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (RKQ/v)

549 I graduated from OSU in 93 with a Journalism degree.

I was proud as hell that day.
Not so proud these days.


How were you to know that commies would completely overrun your profession in a matter of a mere decade?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (vtcmf)

550
The Big Red None.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (G4W16)

551 Band of Traitors

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (2DOZq)

552 Fat Man and Little Boy.....

I really can't do much with this one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (EExsz)

553 547 I like your thinking, but that's not the theme.

--

Wha? Wha'd I do wrong? Acosta, sissy boy urbanite, Urban Cowboy reference...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (mQ0Mc)


Think war movies.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (G4W16)

554 Wha? Wha'd I do wrong? Acosta, sissy boy urbanite, Urban Cowboy reference...
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (mQ0Mc)

-----

**pssssstt........ **

**cough-war movies_cough**

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (8XRCm)

555 Onward left wing Jour-no-lists
Marching as to war
Working for the Democrats
like a bunch of whores.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:23 PM (37IEG)=====
Gaaaaah! I can't stand the envy of the wit. Good one.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (MIKMs)

556 The Snivel War

Posted by: Ken Burns' new documentary mini-series, now on PBS at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (AURKQ)

557 548 The Longest Fey
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (RKQ/v)



The Longest GAY...


Now that's what I'm looking for...

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (NgKpN)

558 From Here to the Fraternity Party

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (c+2jX)

559 Gooooooooooood Morning Viet Cooooooong

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (ymnmz)

560 552 Fat Man and Little Boy.....

I really can't do much with this one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (EExsz)

Eh, I'm not picky - send 'em my way

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

561 Jim Acosta as Errol Flynn in Lawn Patrol

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (QLvwG)

562 We have a spy! Seriously, though, you could tell us some stories.
Posted by: t-bird

I was openly conservative and got ribbed for it quite a bit. It was mostly good humor.

I imagine if you were openly conservative today, you'd get death threats.

Posted by: Biergood at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (57HKF)

563 War movies...oh, mmmkay. *shuffles off looking at floorboards*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (mQ0Mc)

564 Zeros, Dark and Flirty

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (oBJsb)

565 Acosta! Acosta! Acosta!

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (c+2jX)

566 There are 200 thousand less journalists then before.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (W0Oy7)

567 Florida Man, Florida Man,

shocked on his nuts by electron man.


Where are his nuts? Nobody knows.


Florida man.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (5jVnA)

568 There's nothing that can compare to being tweeted while in the open. Jim has the shell shocked look that you can only get from that experience.

Posted by: goon at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (PEcU2)

569 Whora, Whora, Whora!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (oBJsb)

570 558
From Here to the Fraternity Party

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (c+2jX)

LOL
How Bout


From Here to Paternity.
the story of Matt Lauer

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (ymnmz)

571 The War Little Red Wagon

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (QLvwG)

572 M*I*S*H

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (c+2jX)

573
Objective: My Ass!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (G4W16)

574 Been Her.

Posted by: Boss Moss at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (W0Oy7)

575 572 M*I*S*H
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (c+2jX)


Well done.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (G4W16)

576 116 But, but, but...journalists are highlighted in the Constitution as the last line of defense against Trum....err, threats to our democracy.....
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at August 08, 2018 12:40 PM (9BLnV)
------------------------------
Of course, journalists are nowhere mentioned in the Constitution. Freedom of speech (the spoken word) is mentioned, not a special freedom for people whose job is to speak.
Freedom of the press (the written word) is mentioned, not a special freedom for people paid to write.

When these clowns interpret "the press" to mean a guild of professionals, they subvert the 1st Amendment by implying that they, and only they, are holy guardians of the republic.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (0jtPF)

577 The Think Red Line

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (2DOZq)

578 Jim Acosta is no Ernie Pyle

Posted by: Anna Puma at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (2mXfd)

579 All Quiet on The Western Lawn

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (oBJsb)

580 Jim Acosta isn't fit to carry Errol Flynn's kneepads.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (RuIsu)

581 Fat Man and Little Boy.....

I really can't do much with this one.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (EExsz)

------

Cast Cory Feldman as "little boy".....

Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)

582 Poltroon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (p+Wdc)

583 "They Died With Their Condoms On"
***
Too much?

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (Fb9aZ)

584 OT: 77-cents U.S. is pretty normal for the Canadian dollar since Justin formed the government. No tumble.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:31 PM (Evws/)

585 The Anything-But-White Guard

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:31 PM (AURKQ)

586 Objective: Bermuda!

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:31 PM (EzdLW)

587 Words at War

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:31 PM (ymnmz)

588 581
Cast Cory Feldman as "little boy".....
Posted by: fixerupper at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (8XRCm)


Harvey heard that...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:31 PM (G4W16)

589 582
Poltroon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:30 PM (p+Wdc)

***
Hah. That's good!

Damn I love this stuff

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (Fb9aZ)

590 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhauser Gate.

Posted by: Brian Williams at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (jDF8P)

591 War and Opinion Piece...

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)

592 Saving Ryan's Privates?

I stole that from somewhere.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (P7V3J)

593

Mist Her, Roberts.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (G4W16)

594 Jimmy the Pooh

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (Bdeb0)

595 When out have sen ha last tweet, it changes you man. You are never the same. You get a 1000 yard stare.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (pw+jk)

596 591 War and Opinion Piece...
Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (NgKpN)


Very good!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (G4W16)

597 The Blue and the Ghey

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Possibly Confused at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (xPJvm)

598 Acosta to star in Sergeant Dork.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (2DOZq)

599 Bing: Picture of a Scottish Wildcat.
No, not a ginger.
Today is World Pussy Day. World Pussy Cat Day.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (REkPr)

600 >>592
Posted by: Kenny at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM

-------

For Whom the Troll Trolls

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (EzdLW)

601 592
Oh my goodness. It turns out that Wilbur Ross, Trump's chief economic
advisor, has more ethics violations than Trump's disgraced former EPA
administrator Scott Pruit. Well knock me over with a feather! And
speaking of feathers - that old adage "birds of a feather flock
together" certainly holds true for Trump and members of his
administration!


What? I never saw this movie?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (ymnmz)

602 545 The Freshly Showered Dozen.
Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:26 PM (c+2jX)

Sadly that won't work for a lot of leftists...

Posted by: moki at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (V+V48)

603 Stalingraduate

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

604 OT: 77-cents U.S. is pretty normal for the Canadian dollar since Justin formed the government. No tumble.
Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:31 PM (Evws/)

-----------

That sucks for Canada. Seems that around '07 it was about double that.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (I16G8)

605 Torpedo Sammich Run

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (QLvwG)

606 Posted by: Kenny at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (zob6J)
=========

Oh, fuck off.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (vg8iE)

607 We were Propagandists Once

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (P7V3J)

608 The Four Feather Boas

aka

The Shep Smith Story

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (Fb9aZ)

609 >>What? I never saw this movie?


Think it stars Wynona Rider...?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (W+vEI)

610 Have our armed forces ever battled the Dark Mysteries of Power? If they had, maybe they'd understand the danger these brave, intrepid, fearless reporters face every day.
/sarc off

Posted by: biblio at August 08, 2018 01:34 PM (6FY0P)

611 Wanker Morant

Posted by: Publius Redux at August 08, 2018 01:34 PM (Fb9aZ)

612 Max Boot and Bill "Crystal" Meth in Dumcuck.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at August 08, 2018 01:34 PM (DaDYr)

613 (590) Ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 01:34 PM (RuIsu)

614 604 Stalingraduate
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

"Are you trying to seduce me, Comrade?"

"...Shut up, Jim"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:34 PM (AURKQ)

615 Buzzfeed Ben, David Corn, and Michael Isakoff in..."The Documents Men"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (W+vEI)

616 610
>>What? I never saw this movie?





Think it stars Wynona Rider...?

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (W+vEI)

The girl who played Newt in the Second Predator Movie?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (ymnmz)

617 I thought someone killed Kenny.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (2DOZq)

618 "Out of Africa, II"

~Oliver Stone

Posted by: fixerupper


--

Titanic II

~ James Cameron

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (7ZVPa)

619 They all flew out of the Cuckoo's nest?

No, that's not a war movie.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (37IEG)

620 You bastards! You summoned Kenny!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (p+Wdc)

621 Trump is a bad man who said doody

Posted by: Kenny loves Cock at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (ARUHl)

622 613 (590) Ever seen a grown man naked?

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 08, 2018 01:34 PM (RuIsu)
________________________________________

Other than me? No.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (H7LIz)

623 You people made my day. Now I must go forth and engineer stuff. Later.
Posted by: Muad'dib at August 08, 2018 01:09 PM (NpK5V)


What kind engineer? I have a project that entails defrauding, er, getting government money.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:10 PM (G4W16)

need a MechE?

I got a job but...

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (8D42x)

624 618 "Out of Africa, II"

~Oliver Stone

Posted by: fixerupper
--
Titanic II

~ James Cameron
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at August 08, 2018 01:35 PM (7ZVPa)


"This time, it's personal."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (AURKQ)

625 Hell and High Water in the Lincoln Reflecting Pool

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (QLvwG)

626 Kenny Johnson is right!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (T71PA)

627 Hell is for Journalists.

(I hope)

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (37IEG)

628 The Acostanator

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (Bdeb0)

629 Dr. Derangelove

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (EExsz)

630 >>The girl who played Newt in the Second Predator Movie?


Nah, the one who starred in "Say Anything," I think...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)

631 12'oclock and I'm high...


The story of the press...

Posted by: Don Q at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (NgKpN)

632 They all flew out of the Cuckoo's nest?
=====

(loud resonant voice of Worley) -- Is that a tampon joke?

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (MIKMs)

633 PTSD - Post-traumatic-Sara-Disorder

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (oBJsb)

634 Thank you for your typing!

Posted by: naturalfake at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (295vO)

635 A Perfect Storm II

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (2DOZq)

636 They must've been in Operation Cobra because they're all a bunch of snakes.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (P7V3J)

637 Kenny Johnson is right!
Posted by: Howard Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (T71PA)



Arf razzin af rootin.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

638 572
M*I*S*H

Posted by: zombie at August 08, 2018 01:29 PM (c+2jX)

A mish too far.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (5jVnA)

639 Sorry, but these people should not be a) lauded as experts about anything or b) paid a kajillion damn dollars. NBC was paying Matt Lauer $25 million a year. TO HOST TODAY.
=====
We screwed up.

We turned him into an "anchor" and had a bad contract that we needed out of. That's why Matt got hammered. From now on we will be following the ESPN model, dime a dozen fresh faces. No more marquee anchors. Much lower overhead.

Posted by: sometimes you gotta break a few eggs to restructure network contracts at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (0dFYu)

640 Dr. Derangelove

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM


Dr. HOW DARE YOU CALL MY LOVE STRANGE H8TR!!!1!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (p+Wdc)

641 Funny that the one-letter and punctuation-mark sock brigade aren't commenting on this fun thread.

Posted by: andycanuck at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (Evws/)

642 All Quiet on the Western Omelet.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (H7LIz)

643 604 Stalingraduate
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:33 PM (mQ0Mc)

"Are you trying to seduce me, Comrade?"

"...Shut up, Jim"

--

Actually, I was doing a play on Stalingrad just so I didn't fall yet again into the out-of-theme parameters.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun & Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (mQ0Mc)

644 Catch-17

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (2DOZq)

645 Rumors of... well, just Rumors

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (EzdLW)

646
Posted by: Kenny at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (zob6J)


Oh, my God - they killed Kenny!

(What took you so long) you bastards!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (pNxlR)

647 623 need a MechE?

I got a job but...
Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (8D42x)


I need a monorail designed. Well, I have the design I just need the thing fleshed out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (G4W16)

648 Paths of Gloryholes.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (H7LIz)

649 Casualties of Whore?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (P7V3J)

650 630
>>The girl who played Newt in the Second Predator Movie?





Nah, the one who starred in "Say Anything," I think...

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (W+vEI)


That was cruel, you beat me at my own game. I had to look that character up.
You are awarded 5 Witless bucks as prize.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)

651 590
all those memories, lost,
like tears in the rain


and watching movies with gladiators

Posted by: Roy at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (ARUHl)

652 A Few Good Mensies.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (5jVnA)

653 To be fair about it, the world was a simpler place back when Jim first broke the sound barrier.

Posted by: goon at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (PEcU2)

654 monrail ... Monorail ... MONORAIL

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

655 >>Funny that the one-letter and punctuation-mark sock brigade aren't commenting on this fun thread.


Yeah, weird how that one only visited during the tech shunning thread, eh?

Was very BSG-like, too.

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (W+vEI)

656 All Quiet At The Western Sizzler

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (QLvwG)

657
First Kyle now Kenny. I guess the trolls have gone Southpark

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (10vO4)

658 I would like to see Jimmy and crew air dropped into a battle in Afghanistan. Hilarity will ensue - at least for us.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (oiNtH)

659 Catch-17
=====

Hillary's 17.

Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (MIKMs)

660 Kenny Johnson is right!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (T71PA)





Arf razzin af rootin.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (yQpMk)The sheriff is near!

Posted by: Kyle Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (jDF8P)

661 Full Metal Romphims.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (5jVnA)

662 637
Kenny Johnson is right!

Posted by: Howard Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:36 PM (T71PA)





Arf razzin af rootin.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (yQpMk)


You should see what this thing can do!

Posted by: Magic Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

663 First Kyle now Kenny. I guess the trolls have gone Southpark
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (10vO4)

Trump will respect muh authoritah!

Posted by: Eric Cartman at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (AURKQ)

664 Crucifixion?

DEFINITELY Cultural appropriation.


You said it, bro.

Posted by: Zombie Spartacus at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (3C9q2)

665
Anchors Aweigh

Please!

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (EzdLW)

666 Poltroon?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM (P7V3J)

667 666

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (H7LIz)

668 Jim Acosta, April Ryan, Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon in..."The J-Team"

Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

669
War movies...oh, mmmkay. *shuffles off looking at floorboards*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (mQ0Mc)


It's alright, you're a chick. Here, watch this one, it's a musical, set in war time in the South Pacific, and features that wonderful song about female journalists, who spend too much time around Democrat politicians:

I'm Gonna Wash That Mange Right Outta My Hair

Posted by: BurtTC at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (9chmE)

670 The sheriff is near!

Posted by: Kyle Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (jDF8P)

671 632
They all flew out of the Cuckoo's nest?
=====

(loud resonant voice of Worley) -- Is that a tampon joke?


Posted by: mustbequantum at August 08, 2018 01:37 PM (MIKMs)High the cuckoo, low the cuckoo, high the cuckoo's nest.

I'll give any maid a shilling and a bottle of the best
Just to rumple up the feathers of her cuckoo's nest.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (37IEG)

672 Sarah! Sarah! Sarah!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (5jVnA)

673 Just missed it!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (H7LIz)

674 Shaving Ryan's Privates

Posted by: Shep Smith at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (DIosY)

675 The Sane Mutiny

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (2DOZq)

676 Full metal Jagoffs.

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (P7V3J)

677 Full Metal Paperclip. Not those pussy rubber coated ones!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (oBJsb)

678 578 Jim Acosta is no Ernie Pyle
Posted by: Anna Puma
__________

He's not even Gomer Pyle.

Posted by: Furious George at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (9vQJW)

679
Soused Specific.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (G4W16)

680 Pink Lady Down

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (QLvwG)

681 'Apocalypse in My Pants'

Starring General Jimmy Acosta

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (oiNtH)

682 Poltroon?

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:40 PM


Platoon.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (p+Wdc)

683 Shamburger Shill

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (EExsz)

684
Operation: Crossdress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (G4W16)

685 War movies...oh, mmmkay. *shuffles off looking at floorboards*

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun Rolled Up Man Pants at August 08, 2018 01:28 PM (mQ0Mc)


It's alright, you're a chick. Here, watch this one, it's a musical, set in war time in the South Pacific, and features that wonderful song about female journalists, who spend too much time around Democrat politicians:

I'm Gonna Wash That Mange Right Outta My Hair
Posted by: BurtTC


Same war, different GPS coordinates:

"The Hills Are Alive With The Sound of Jackasses"

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (REkPr)

686 Cuomo running ads about bankrupting the NRA ,he is so proud.Fucking piece of shit.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (LiyEm)

687 Lice Station Zebra




*okay, that was week.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (yQpMk)

688 678
578 Jim Acosta is no Ernie Pyle

Posted by: Anna Puma

__________



He's not even Gomer Pyle.



Posted by: Furious George at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (9vQJW)


Come on now. There might be a little Gomer Pyle in him, at least some Jim Nabors maybe.

Posted by: Magic Johnson at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)

689 'Apocalypse in My Pants'

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (oiNtH)


LOL

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (T71PA)

690 Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (ymnmz)

691 The Anderson Cooper's Apprentice

Posted by: wrg500 at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (Bdeb0)

692 658
I would like to see Jimmy and crew air dropped into a battle in Afghanistan. Hilarity will ensue - at least for us.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 01:39 PM (oiNtH)
Dropped...without chutes.Sounds good.
Bet on the # of bounces.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (37IEG)

693 592 Saving Ryan's Privates?

I stole that from somewhere.
Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:32 PM (P7V3J)

Shaving Ryan's Privates?

Posted by: rhennigantx at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

694 Remember when Don Lemmon twisted his ankle diving for the last piece of pizza?

Purple Heart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (oBJsb)

695 It's like a literal warzone fighting for muh principalisms against you racists nazi republican bigot Drumpfers hate speech to defend semi-innocent Hollywood pedos.

Book me for my next college tour!!!

Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (pmvi0)

696 At any rate, its great lunchtime reading. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (9Om/r)

697 Band of Cuckbois

Posted by: Fritz at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (JpWcH)

698 FTSB - Twitter CEO just said that Twitter's rules are a "living document."


There more what you call guidelines than rules.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (yQpMk)

699 A Reporter and a Gentleman

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (QLvwG)

700 668 Jim Acosta, April Ryan, Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon in..."The J-Team"
Posted by: Lizzy at August 08, 2018 01:41 PM (W+vEI)

"In 2012, a crack commando unit was sent to J-school by their mommies for a degree they didn't really even earn. These fools promptly graduated from a maximum security insane asylum to the Washington, D.C. underground. Today, still not wanted by anyone sane or rational, they survive as soldiers of prevarication. If you don't have a problem, and nothing else is bothering you, and if they can find you, maybe you can be fed up with...

The J-Team"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (AURKQ)

701 Cuomo running ads about bankrupting the NRA ,he is so proud.Fucking piece of shit.
Posted by: steevy


NRA had so many donations last year thanks to their greatest two gun salesmen: Obola and Camera Hogg!

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (REkPr)

702 686 Cuomo running ads about bankrupting the NRA ,he is so proud.Fucking piece of shit.
_______________________________________

We need to bankrupt the Democrat Party.

Oh, wait they're doing it themselves and stealing money from contractors and unions!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (H7LIz)

703 Cuomo running ads about bankrupting the NRA ,he is so proud.Fucking piece of shit.
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:43 PM (LiyEm)

-----------

He's not even close. It's gonna be hilarious when NRATV wins its case against NYS.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (I16G8)

704 BTW he outright says he is trying to bankrupt them using the power pf the state in the ad,isn't that illegal?

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (LiyEm)

705 Saving Ryan's Privates?

I stole that from somewhere.
Posted by: LGoPs


Yeah. Pornhub or Brazzers.

Posted by: rickb223 at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (REkPr)

706
He's not even Gomer Pyle.

He's Gomer's Pile

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (10vO4)

707 699 A Reporter and a Gentleman
Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:44 PM (QLvwG)


AKA 'The Night Acosta Got a Little Tipsey'.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (oBJsb)

708 Wasn't that Jim that dropped grenades down the air vents in the Dirty Dozen? Any Jim could have done that!

Posted by: goon at August 08, 2018 01:46 PM (PEcU2)

709 Operation: Crossdress.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:42 PM (G4W16)

Get your own corner, mac. This gig is mine.

Posted by: Corporal Klinger at August 08, 2018 01:46 PM (QLvwG)

710 Bullshjit. Reporters are professional snoops and classic wimps.

Posted by: rplat at August 08, 2018 01:46 PM (zGtXn)

711 BTW he outright says he is trying to bankrupt them using the power pf the state in the ad,isn't that illegal?
Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (LiyEm)



I'm sure that will be admissible when they get to the damages part of the suit.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

712 Band of Mutha's

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (P7V3J)

713 Ah, but the dingleberries, that's where I had them. They laughed at me and made jokes, but I proved beyond the shadow of a doubt, with geometric logic, that a duplicate key to the WH Press Room did exist, and I've had produced that key myself if they hadn't pulled the Caine News Network out of the Daily Briefings.
-- Captain Jim Acueeg

Posted by: Hands at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (EzdLW)

714 Jacking the post count boss!

Posted by: That Commedian that nobody likes who beats off to women in his apartment at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (ymnmz)

715 isn't that illegal?

A minor technicality, as far as the commies are concerned.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (vtcmf)

716 Duncework,

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (5jVnA)

717 I hate the press. I really do.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (0OmEj)

718 Jacking the post count theah.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (yQpMk)

719 The Wind of the Lying.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (37IEG)

720 Sarah Sanders deserves the MOH for having to deal with these raving lunatics on a daily basis. She continually has to swat them on the nose like bad doggies.

Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (oiNtH)

721 Cuomo has a few legal and ethics troubles himself I believe.

Posted by: steevy at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (LiyEm)

722 Remember when Don Lemmon twisted his ankle diving for the last piece of pizza?

Purple Heart.


I thought he got the PH from eating at Chipotle's.

Posted by: Basement Cat at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (3C9q2)

723 nood

Posted by: LGoPs at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (P7V3J)

724 702 686 Cuomo running ads about bankrupting the NRA ,he is so proud.Fucking piece of shit.
_______________________________________

We need to bankrupt the Democrat Party.

Oh, wait they're doing it themselves and stealing money from contractors and unions!
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:45 PM (H7LIz)


YEsterday's OH-12 special where they lost cost them a ton of money. And it was only for a replacement until November.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (G4W16)

725 717
I hate the press. I really do.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 08, 2018 01:47 PM (0OmEj)

I can't place this movie.

Give me a "Rhymes with".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (ymnmz)

726 Jim Acosta in, The Queer Hunter.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (5jVnA)

727 Notre Dame professor Joseph Holt
Office #574-631-2715

Posted by: Archer at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (gmo/4)

728 Nicely done, Hands!

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (H7LIz)

729

Destination Okey Doke

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (IqV8l)

730 Remember when Anderson Cooper cut his taint shaving his balls?

Purple Heart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (oBJsb)

731 Slightly OT.

The other day I was watching some movie on TBS. A promo came on where Samantha Bee was talking to some warlord chick. Samantha said: "I am the only woman who has a late night comedy show on TV and people call *me* brave."

I lost it and went all Ahnold. "Fuck YOU asshole!" and changed the channel.

TBS is the worst.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (T71PA)

732 What do you think would happen if a Republican governor vowed to bankrupt Planned Parenthood through insurance shenanigans?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (H7LIz)

733 Fat Man and Little Boy.....

I really can't do much with this one.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:27 PM (EExsz)

buddy movie staring stetzler andtapper?

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (8D42x)

734 I submit, for threadwinner contention, Inglorious Basterds.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at August 08, 2018 01:50 PM (5jVnA)

735 Dupont Circle Diary

Posted by: Count de Monet at August 08, 2018 01:51 PM (QLvwG)

736 Sarah Sanders deserves the MOH for having to deal with these raving lunatics on a daily basis. She continually has to swat them on the nose like bad doggies.
Posted by: Cheri at August 08, 2018 01:48 PM (oiNtH)

-----------

She really does seem to enjoy her work. Being a Mom of 3 was good training for dealing with those spoiled brats.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 08, 2018 01:51 PM (I16G8)

737 "When these clowns interpret "the press" to mean a
guild of professionals, they subvert the 1st Amendment by implying that
they, and only they, are holy guardians of the republic.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille

right ... (though I haven't studied the background). I'd compare it to individual rights, sovereignty of the individual ... or even to reading the Bible individually, not being forced into a "state religion".

Because most assuredly "They" have a PC cannon of "scripture" to which they demand we all kneel, and kiss their ring (inside their locked door offices). They treat TheNarrative like a HolyWrit in Latin, which only they are allowed to interpret.

They need the constitution constantly thrown in their face.

Posted by: illiniwek at August 08, 2018 01:53 PM (bT8Z4)

738 If you filthy Drumpfian monsters hadn't:

-stolen Muh Lady Michelle Fields arm and man jaw
-turned out my one true love Ali Watkins into an entire city's dick pinata
-shamed my Brony-Bro James Gunn for an Innocent monkey-child jizz fetish - totally normal in trucon cicles
-and tried to stop my one chance with that hoawt Azn Sarah Jeong

THEN NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!!!

Posted by: Ben Extra Creepy Shapiro at August 08, 2018 01:54 PM (mqT2d)

739 Remember when Anderson Cooper cut his taint shaving his balls?



Purple Heart.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at August 08, 2018 01:49 PM (oBJsb)


Purple shart.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 01:55 PM (9Om/r)

740
I need a monorail designed. Well, I have the design I just need the thing fleshed out.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at August 08, 2018 01:38 PM (G4W16)

out of my area of knowledge. sorry.

Posted by: SturmToddler at August 08, 2018 01:55 PM (8D42x)

741 All veterans at at least one point in their lives put the country's need behind their own. Every single one. Many of these same vets put their life on the line in order to preserve their country. We all sacrificed a little of ourselves, every single vet. Journalists not so much. Fuck the professor.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at August 08, 2018 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

742 Mark Halperin in Force Ten to Gag-her-on

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 08, 2018 01:59 PM (EExsz)

743 Hooah USN.

Posted by: SMH at August 08, 2018 01:59 PM (DEtB+)

744 Falling journalists from the sky

fragile men, who Trump made cry

Believe the bullshit that they say

the fragile men of the pink beret


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at August 08, 2018 01:59 PM (9Om/r)

745 Bridges of Toko REEEEEEEEE

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at August 08, 2018 02:00 PM (lgwC+)

746 30 Seconds Over Okey-Doke.

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