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Top Gun II is Gonna Suck



I'm Surprised this Meme Didn't Catch on More


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One For the Ladies

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Fear and Loathing in The U.S.

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Telling Your Lady Friend to Calm Down Be Like



That's Not How Any of This Works!

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Related:

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Parody? Probably, but Who Can Tell Anymore?

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And Then She Died and Her Cats Ate Her

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Tonight's ONT brought to you by sunset in America:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 10:00 PM




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1 I've still got it. ...Change my mind.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 03, 2018 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)

2 Personality cannot very well perform in isolation. Man is innately a social creature; he is dominated by the craving of belongingness. It is literally true, "No man lives unto himself."

Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at August 03, 2018 09:58 PM (lMyeR)

3 What if the decision that saved or damned you came at a moment when you weren't even paying attention? Nearly They Stood by C.S. Lewis

https://tinyurl.com/NTSbyCSL

Posted by: Zaklog the Great at August 03, 2018 09:58 PM (HS1VM)

4 Huge thunderstorm here in Minneapolis.

I really hope the annual Art Fair peeps nailed down their tents extra tight.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at August 03, 2018 09:59 PM (I/iGu)

5 Comment or content?

I guess I answered my own question.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2018 09:59 PM (M53dl)

6 Dang, WeirdDave, wot a lot o content.

Dang, slapweasel. Y'won (1) by an eyelash.

Posted by: mindful webworker - for some reason at August 03, 2018 10:00 PM (lMyeR)

7 Wow.. that sunset.

Posted by: Jewells45 at August 03, 2018 10:01 PM (dUJdY)

8 Mysteries.

Posted by: Miley the Duchess at August 03, 2018 10:01 PM (txw6d)

9 LMAO Israel *literally* was a Jewish scheme.

Now watching In Search Of . . .

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:01 PM (e7oj4)

10 Socket to me?

Posted by: Richard Milhouse at August 03, 2018 10:03 PM (3HNOQ)

11

Greetings fappers and fappees.

What did I miss today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:03 PM (HaL55)

12

Evening all.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2018 10:03 PM (AyGZp)

13 Feeling that odd, mournful pride of them as grew up in terrible places.
Kathy Mattea, ladies and gentlemen:

https://youtu.be/FMdRVdpjJ6U
https://youtu.be/bIkepwxZ0xY

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:04 PM (fA1SL)

14 Damn, that Texas City Creature is creepy looking.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:04 PM (e7oj4)

15 Evening Morons.

Is this the Ladies Room tonight?

Posted by: ALH at August 03, 2018 10:04 PM (8kkL4)

16 This page keeps crashing my browser on this cheap Android tablet if I let it load all the way.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2018 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

17 I made it to the ONT! Wooohooooo!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at August 03, 2018 10:04 PM (gUCYC)

18 Too many .___ur images hang my load time.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 03, 2018 10:05 PM (Ckg4U)

19 Fucking bullets.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (89T5c)

20 (((Israelis)))

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (sdi6R)

21 i m g ur, as the formatting decrees.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (Ckg4U)

22 Terrific content tonight. Won't make the Newseum. Sad...

Posted by: Winston at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (wgCUV)

23
That's one Canada Goose that won't be leaving green, greasy shits on someone's lawn for days to come.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (pNxlR)

24 Damn, weirddave. That's some serious tin-foil-hat shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (NWiLs)

25 Hey everybody.

I have a bizarre local news story to share later on...

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (km8m2)

26 That last pic - that's how the sunset looked on the day GW Bush took the reins and Bent Penis was no longer President. I remember it vividly. The acid may've helped.

Wasn't so much getting GW in as I was awfully glad to see BJ go. But that can hardly compare to the day that SCoaMF was out and Trump was in, of course.

Posted by: mindful webworker - needs just a few stars at August 03, 2018 10:06 PM (lMyeR)

27 {{{Miley!!!}}}

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (Ckg4U)

28 All these gifs are too much for my ancient phone to take!

I guess that means I'll see you tomorrow, Horde.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (aN78T)

29 'Is this the Ladies Room tonight?'

The HQ is multisexual compliant. There is no room for rooms.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (UdKB7)

30 My God, it's full of gifs!

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (sdi6R)

31 Socket to me!

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (NWiLs)

32 Man is innately a social creature; he is dominated by the craving of belongingness.

I belong to a group of loners. Nobody comes to the meetings, though.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (syU/E)

33 Happy Friday! No rain today, and the sky was so beautiful.

That fairy tale is interesting. I love Mr H but sometimes I think it would be nice not to have to watch so much Gunsmoke.

Posted by: ALH at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (8kkL4)

34 32 Man is innately a social creature; he is dominated by the craving of belongingness.

I belong to a group of loners. Nobody comes to the meetings, though.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (syU/E)

Introverts unite! Occasionally. In small groups. For limited periods of time.

Posted by: Insomniac at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (NWiLs)

35
Nuke sunset.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (eXA4G)

36

I belong to a group of loners. Nobody comes to the meetings, though.



Those people in the Procrastinators Club are the same way.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (HaL55)

37 Now do White People.

Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (qPVDX)

38 *overheats, crashes, and explodes*

Posted by: Surfperch's Ancient Phone at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (aN78T)

39 All these gifs are too much for my ancient phone to take!

I guess that means I'll see you tomorrow, Horde.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (aN78T)

----#---------

Disable Javascript in your browser. It will help bigly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 03, 2018 10:09 PM (I16G8)

40 Thanks dave.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:10 PM (UiRxW)

41 37 Now do White People.
Posted by: Sarah Jeong at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (qPVDX)

Smile when you say that, sister.

Posted by: ALH at August 03, 2018 10:10 PM (8kkL4)

42 Okay, this episode of In Search Of . . . is further justification for my despising beaches.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:10 PM (e7oj4)

43

Save the Other Earth, Ban Everything by Nuking the Gay Whales Yesterday!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (AyGZp)

44 'Disable Javascript in your browser.'

Mine is as always. Still crashes if I let the page finish loading.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (UdKB7)

45 I belong to a group of loners. Nobody comes to the meetings, though.


....

I go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. We all sit behind curtains and use voice modulation while we drink liquor.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (M53dl)

46 Hunter S Thompson had the media pegged.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (89T5c)

47 16 This page keeps crashing my browser on this cheap Android tablet if I let it load all the way.
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2018 10:04 PM (UdKB7)

Have you tried just the tip, just for minute?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (jp0Bv)

48 As I plan to be here at least until.overnight lows in Austin match daytime highs here in Best Virginia, have gotten Angel to agree to come join me and bring not only her Fist of SMR, but also my Right Arm of same. Oh, and more film from my freezer. This place is photogenic AF, as teh Kidz say

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:12 PM (fA1SL)

49 https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycuyu4zc

No wonder The Greys assassinated Art Bell. HE WAS RIGHT!!!

THE INVASION HAS BEGUN!!!! WAKE UP SHEEPLES!!!

Start my Amish Golf vacation tomorrow. I'll be leaving this grimy, no good, town and driving to Real America. Looking forward to it. DC sucks.


Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2018 10:12 PM (hRnj1)

50 Anyway I've got to try to finish another sentence from "Ulysses" so see yall tomorrow.

Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2018 10:12 PM (UdKB7)

51 I went to Mozilla instead of Pale Moon and it loads much faster.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 03, 2018 10:13 PM (Ckg4U)

52 Have you tried just the tip, just for minute?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (jp0Bv)

.....

That's what he promised. He lied.

Posted by: Cheap Android Tablet at August 03, 2018 10:13 PM (M53dl)

53 WTF did the goose?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 03, 2018 10:13 PM (+fPHo)

54 'Disable Javascript in your browser.'

Mine is as always. Still crashes if I let the page finish loading.
Posted by: f'd at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (UdKB7)

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Yeah, mine too on this 6 year old tablet. I just stop the load when new comments come up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 03, 2018 10:13 PM (I16G8)

55 I love the "Unexpected Item In Bagging Area" panel. That would be a great voiceover to hack into the Safeway machines.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2018 10:14 PM (LJsYz)

56 Did PDT speak about the NYT at the rally?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at August 03, 2018 10:14 PM (+fPHo)

57 I remember reading a story about amateur astronomers who gathered in a park late at night. Unbeknownst to them, a cop was sitting in his car nearby who was suspicious of this activity.

When he heard one of them say "Did you bring the 9 mm?" he turned on his lights and announced his presence.

Of course they were referring to a telescope eyepiece.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)

58 hiya

Posted by: JT at August 03, 2018 10:14 PM (2sVBm)

59 Is Israel run by Jews?

Jesus, first the weather, now Israel?! They're taking over!

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2018 10:15 PM (LJsYz)

60 Disable Javascript in your browser. It will help bigly.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 03, 2018 10:09 PM


As will disabling one's VPN...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at August 03, 2018 10:15 PM (e9G8E)

61 They didn't finish the story.....


And the Princess never had children, so when she died, the Communists took over her country... and made everyone poor and unhappy.

The end.

Posted by: Don Q at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (NgKpN)

62 Did the astronomy club start screaming at the cop for ruining their night vision?

Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (Z+l9n)

63 the petty crocker thing may be the newest variation on some facebook or twitter that originally had some girl complaining about screw bits on the ground. which may have been spoofing.

Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (MTjB1)

64 Evening Horde! In the OH special election, there is a YUGE amount of $$ being spent against Danny O'Conner. I've been getting at least 2 mailings against him a week for the past couple of months and boatloads of email messages.

I can't even tell you who is running against him for the GOP. It probably doesn't matter.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (6WCwE)

65 62 Did the astronomy club start screaming at the cop for ruining their night vision?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (Z+l9n)


I would have!

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:19 PM (sdi6R)

66 Hunter S. Thompson met Jim Acosta?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 03, 2018 10:19 PM (oVJmc)

67 -yahu is like -el. It's a name suffix referencing God.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:19 PM (/qEW2)

68 Hunter S. Thompson had quite the evil sick twisted life for decades. Counter Culture degenerate icon who blew his brains out. He is in hell where he belongs.

https://fellowshipoftheminds.com/2017/10/23/ hunter-s-thompson-was-a-pedophile- bestialist-who-made-snuff-films/

Posted by: Erick Paddock at August 03, 2018 10:19 PM (B3WeQ)

69 45 I belong to a group of loners. Nobody comes to the meetings, though.


....

I go to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings. We all sit behind curtains and use voice modulation while we drink liquor.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2018 10:11 PM (M53dl)


I belong to Procrastinators Anonymous...


I'll go tomorrow...

Posted by: Don Q at August 03, 2018 10:20 PM (NgKpN)

70 Seems to be slightly better with JavaScript off.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 03, 2018 10:20 PM (aN78T)

71 Nuke sunset.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at August 03, 2018 10:08 PM (eXA4G)

Probably volcanic, actually. Every sunset I see, while beautiful, pales in comparison to the year Mt. Pinatubo erupted. Of course, I may be remembering things through very young childhood lens.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:20 PM (XKZwp)

72

the petty crocker thing may be the newest variation on some facebook or twitter that originally had some girl complaining about screw bits on the ground. which may have been spoofing.


I thought that was from Lil' Jimmy Acosta. Sounds like about his speed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:21 PM (HaL55)

73 Bluebell asked me earlier today to post the following and spread the word to our Catholic Morons:



Good morning,
everyone. I skimmed the ONT and saw some very thoughtful comments about the
Catholic Church and the current crisis we are facing. If you are Catholic and
wish to make your voice heard, please consider going to CatholicVote.org and
taking their survey. They will be presenting the results to the bishops before
their General Assembly meeting in November. In just one day, they got 20,000
responses to the survey.



https://www.catholicvote.org/



Disclosure: I am not affiliated with CatholicVote, but a close friend was
instrumental in helping to set them up about 10 years ago.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2018 10:21 PM (6WCwE)

74 Probably volcanic, actually. Every sunset I see, while beautiful, pales in comparison to the year Mt. Pinatubo erupted. Of course, I may be remembering things through very young childhood lens.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August




well, fortunately you were able to find the silver lining to millions of pintubans being vaporized into the atmosphere.

Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:22 PM (MTjB1)

75 Roomy in the barrel tonight.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2018 10:22 PM (6WCwE)

76 71. Wait. You were a kiddo when Pinatubo did its thing?
Aha! I thought maybe someone was on my lawn.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:22 PM (fA1SL)

77 My favorite Jeong tweet so far: "The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC is... a disiclination toward genocide?!"

Well that, and the fact that if you stupid, weak, morally retarded cowardly SJWs ever try it, you will become a cautionary tale to future generations.

And, deep down, you fucking know it.

That's what's really stoppin' ya, mama-san.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:23 PM (UiRxW)

78 Willowed from last thread:

I went to the Noah's Ark replica in Kentucky last summer. It was actually pretty cool, if you are willing to suspend disbelief for a few hours. They also have a "Creation Museum" there, which includes an actual skeleton of an Allosaurus.

The entrance to the ark takes you in through the hold, and you hear the sound of the storm along with the occasional muffled screams of people left behind. I'm in no sense a Biblical literalist, but I must confess it made my hair stand on end.

Posted by: Toad-O at August 03, 2018 10:24 PM (cct0t)

79

*burp*

- Teh Barrel.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:24 PM (HaL55)

80 Too many .___ur images hang my load time.

Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite


Blows up metered usage too.

Blocker will eliminate them.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2018 10:24 PM (Vg/Kf)

81 I don't care if the auto-checkout occasionally malfunctions.

I'd still rather go there than give the illegal shits an excuse to man the checkout line.

Automation is one way we can fight to get rid of them, even if Hawaiian judges block other means. That's how Japan keeps them out.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:24 PM (/qEW2)

82 2 Personality cannot very well perform in isolation. Man is innately a social creature; he is dominated by the craving of belongingness. It is literally true, "No man lives unto himself."
Posted by: Guru Radd Dadd Upanishadd (Smythe) at August 03, 2018 09:58 PM (lMyeR)

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*squirt*

Posted by: Anthony Weiner at August 03, 2018 10:24 PM (t5m5e)

83 Aha! I thought maybe someone was on my lawn.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:22 PM (fA1SL)

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Talking to a yellow platypus?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:26 PM (UiRxW)

84 Damn, do *not* wade into the water in Australia.

Amphipods.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:26 PM (e7oj4)

85 77. Pfft, you're taking this bint too seriously. She's tweeting IN ENGLISH, for fuck's sake! Outside Late Western Civilization, she'd be - at best - a rice-farmer's spinster daughter. And she knows it. Hence, her rage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:26 PM (fA1SL)

86 Hey everybody, again.

Okay, gotta share this story. This happened not far from me. Talk about bizarre. It's been all over the local TV newscasts.

Unconscious passenger pulled from metro blue line in Long Beach following apparent seizure

https://tinyurl.com/yd9jedbs

Seems this guy was on the LA train, had a seizure and went unconscious, so another passenger decided to drag him off the train and leave him on the Long Beach platform.

As if that isn't bad enough: the seizure victim is young/black, the guy who dragged him off is white/older (and in a business suit), and the seizure victim's pants came down while the other guy was dragging him off the train, exposing his junk. The guy who dragged him off, had to pull his pants back up for him.

Almost the whole thing was caught on cell phone video, which the TV newscasts are running like crazy.

I guess the moral of the story is: NEVER USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2018 10:27 PM (km8m2)

87 Probably volcanic, actually. Every sunset I see, while beautiful, pales in comparison to the year Mt. Pinatubo erupted. Of course, I may be remembering things through very young childhood lens.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August



why would you even go there? who wants to go to a place where everything is trying to kill you that is settled by criminal exiles?

Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:27 PM (MTjB1)

88

Damn, do *not* wade into the water in Australia.

Amphipods.


They're prolly only six degrees removed from those urethra fishies.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:27 PM (HaL55)

89 sigh




Damn, do *not* wade into the water in Australia.

Amphipods.
Posted by: logprof at August





why would you even go there? who wants to go to a place where everything is trying to kill you that is settled by criminal exiles?



Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (MTjB1)

90 77 My favorite Jeong tweet so far: "The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC is... a disiclination toward genocide?!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:23 PM (UiRxW)


So she's against the whole industrial revolution and science thing, and wants to return to a medieval level of civilization?

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (sdi6R)

91 My daughter's kids are kinda dark. Should I apologize to her for cheating on her mother with a black girl? Sure wish I could remember doing it. Probably was fun.

Posted by: X-ray at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (kG2lj)

92 71. Wait. You were a kiddo when Pinatubo did its thing?

Aha! I thought maybe someone was on my lawn.



Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:22 PM (fA1SL)

A very young, impressionable kiddo. I still love nature, but those sunsets (literally) colored every other one for me.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (XKZwp)

93 83. Nope. The zombie kept peddling. And I stand by initial report - huwyte male zombie, on a mountain bike, dragging a shopping cart alongside, as he spoke to the neon yellow platypus riding on the handlebars.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

94 My ancient phone isn't doing any better with JavaScript turned off.

I think it's time to get a new phone.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 03, 2018 10:29 PM (aN78T)

95 My favorite Jeong tweet so far: "The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC is... a disiclination toward genocide?!"


A KOREAN is saying that?Has she missed most of Asian history for the last few hundred years? Even the Imperial Japanese Era?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at August 03, 2018 10:29 PM (oVJmc)

96 (32) Show up to 2 meetings in a row, Double Secret Probation.

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 03, 2018 10:29 PM (RuIsu)

97 My favorite Jeong tweet so far: "The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC

POC = Pestilential Oriental Cunts.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:29 PM (/qEW2)

98 Hence, her rage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:26 PM (fA1SL)


Deep inside she is ashamed. She knows that a graduate from Harvard should, at least, be able to compose an eighth grade level sentence.

When she visits her parents they stare at the floor and speak to her in third person.

Posted by: Braenyard at August 03, 2018 10:30 PM (Vg/Kf)

99 Oh noes! An SJW just set my chest hair on fire!

Posted by: Andi Sullivan at August 03, 2018 10:31 PM (km8m2)

100 98. Heh....somebody knows his Celestials. Wo ai ni & all that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:31 PM (fA1SL)

101 The envoy sat between the Israeli and Hamas representatives and asked, "Gentlemen, what can we do to bring peace to this region?" The Israeli said, "It is impossible, we were wronged first. When Joshua entered the promised land, he removed his robe to bathe in the river. A Palestinian stole his robe."

The man from Hamas said, "What is this nonsense? The land was full of Canaanites, we are Palestinians. His robe could not have been stolen by a Palestinian because there were no Palestinians here!"

The Israeli said, "You are correct, I concede that there were no Palestinians here when the Israelis came into Canaan. Now that we agree on that, what was your argument again?"

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 03, 2018 10:31 PM (jp0Bv)

102
My favorite Jeong tweet so far: "The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC is... a disiclination toward genocide?!"







*rolls eyes*

Posted by: The Tutsi at August 03, 2018 10:32 PM (eXA4G)

103 Shalom!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 10:32 PM (IcT7t)

104 Oh please, Ms. Jeong, let's put genocide back on the table as an option. Asians really likey that, no? Mao, Pol-pot, etc.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:33 PM (/qEW2)

105
why would you even go there? who wants to go to a
place where everything is trying to kill you that is settled by
criminal exiles?









Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (MTjB1)

Well, I've been to Okinawa, which might as well be settled by criminal exiles the way the mainlanders treat them. I forget if it's 7 or 8 of the world's 10 deadliest aquatic creatures live off of Okinawa. I can't swim but love looking at the ocean, so my excursions were very hard on Pooky.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:33 PM (XKZwp)

106 White Knight has Quite the Fright when Shakin' Jamaican Exposes Snake In Train While Quakin

Posted by: Cheap Android Tablet at August 03, 2018 10:33 PM (M53dl)

107 Awesome ONT Dave.

Posted by: Dogs don't eat gas station sushi at August 03, 2018 10:33 PM (1L9V9)

108 Oh noes! An SJW just set my chest hair on fire!
Posted by: Andi Sullivan at August 03, 2018 10:31 PM (km8m2)

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Yeah, sure. Like you had any to start with.......

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 03, 2018 10:34 PM (I16G8)

109 why would you even go there? who wants to go to a place where everything is trying to kill you that is settled by criminal exiles?
Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM


One word: Vegemite.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at August 03, 2018 10:34 PM (DMUuz)

110 If headlines were truthful, part 819:

DUMBSHITS AT DUMBSHIT NYT HIRE YET ANOTHER DUMBSHIT SJW TO WRITE MORE DUMBSHIT

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2018 10:35 PM (km8m2)

111 Whiteness: Mythology; Geometry; White Hispanics

The focus this time: A Whiter Shade of White

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14837

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 03, 2018 10:36 PM (itfg0)

112 CSI: 3rd Reich

Apparently, the fact that there are measurable physical differences, skeletally, between males and females, and that reconstructions from skulls can reveal facial features associated with one race or another is raaacist and that all forensic science is Nazi science or something...

http://politicalhat.com/?p=14811

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 03, 2018 10:36 PM (itfg0)

113 People say that I am apathetic...but, I don't care.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2018 10:37 PM (xSo9G)

114 Ban the wrench with the thing that goes click-click-click-click.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:38 PM (/qEW2)

115 My favorite Jeong tweet so far: "The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC is... a disiclination toward genocide?

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The NYT, where masks are ripped off flung down and danced upon.

Posted by: Vlad the Impaler, whittling away like mad. at August 03, 2018 10:38 PM (k6Ce9)

116 All these gifs are too much for my ancient phone to take!

I guess that means I'll see you tomorrow, Horde.
Posted by: Surfperch at August 03, 2018 10:07 PM (aN78T)

You do know that you can get a real computer, with a 23" monitor, for 50 bucks on Craigslist, eh? Or less, if you are a canny shopper. Some people give 'em away.

You don't have to use inferior technology to access the wonders of AOSHQ!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 10:38 PM (NV/E7)

117 71
Probably volcanic, actually. Every sunset I see, while beautiful, pales in comparison to the year Mt. Pinatubo erupted. Of course, I may be remembering things through very young childhood lens.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:20 PM (XKZwp)


Normally during total lunar eclipses the moon looks dark red. (And don't get me started on this "blood moon" crap. I hate that fricking phrase. It sounds like something primitive savages would have used.)

But I digress.

Anyway, after Pinatubo, I saw a lunar eclipse that was very dark gray and nearly invisible at totality, due to all the dust in the atmosphere. It was very cool.

Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

118 Just when I thought I was cool again, I have to re-ethnicize.

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Jeong-Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:39 PM (zCyNd)

119 Ban the wrench with the thing that goes click-click-click-click.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear


The ratchet up the hate!

Posted by: X-ray at August 03, 2018 10:39 PM (kG2lj)

120 If History has taught us anything, it has taught us that The New York Times is just fine with Genocide.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2018 10:39 PM (iZN60)

121 why would you even go there? who wants to go to a place where everything is trying to kill you that is settled by criminal exiles?



Posted by: ? at August 03, 2018 10:28 PM (MTjB1)

--Australian apothegm: "Thank god we got the convicts, and America got the Puritans."

Oz is still on my bucket list. The amethystine pythons and cassowaries on the land don't scare me nearly as much as the sharks, amphipods, and saltwater crocs do.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:40 PM (e7oj4)

122

Just when I thought I was cool again, I have to re-ethnicize.


Are there enough hyphens to do that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:40 PM (HaL55)

123 Australia gets a lifetime Free Pass for giving us Elle Macpherson.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2018 10:41 PM (iZN60)

124 list. The amethystine pythons and cassowaries on the land don't scare me nearly as much as the sharks, amphipods, and saltwater crocs do.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:40 PM (e7oj4)


Be not afraid of any man wearing Crocs.

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Jeong-Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:41 PM (zCyNd)

125 If History has taught us anything, it has taught us that The New York Times is just fine with Genocide.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2018 10:39 PM (iZN60)

You forgot the mandatory "must credit".

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Jeong-Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:42 PM (zCyNd)

126 118. You are Magyar. Practically idiot-stepchild to SMR. Streets ahead of most huwyte pipple.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (fA1SL)

127 (71) No, the Pinatubo sunsets really were that beautiful. All that dust up there reflected the light all through the red end of the spectrum. Lots of Red showed up as stunning Pink for about an hour after sunset. What you remember, really happened.

At that same time Fuji and Kodak had new tech films out, so I ended up with some real nice slides and prints... I was almost young then too...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (RuIsu)

128 Australia and Amazon River basin. Two places on Earth you just don't wander into the water.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (89T5c)

129 Wow, there's an invasive species from eastern Asia haunting Florida waters called the clown knife fish.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (e7oj4)

130 Are there enough hyphens to do that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:40 PM (HaL55)

Got a problem with busting a few hyphens?

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Jeong-Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (zCyNd)

131 POC = Pestilential Oriental Cunts.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:29 PM (/qEW2)

Also: "Persons of Cuntitude".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 10:44 PM (NV/E7)

132 64 Evening Horde! In the OH special election, there is a YUGE amount of $$ being spent against Danny O'Conner. I've been getting at least 2 mailings against him a week for the past couple of months and boatloads of email messages.

I can't even tell you who is running against him for the GOP. It probably doesn't matter.
Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (6WCwE)

And the phone calls.

My son loves the thick mailers we get and we make killer Paper Airplanes.

I am debating about seeing Trump tomorrow.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 03, 2018 10:45 PM (dKiJG)

133 >>>Just when I thought I was cool again, I have to re-ethnicize.

Making me nostalgic for Godfrey Elfwick #WrongSkin.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 10:45 PM (/qEW2)

134 Practically idiot-stepchild to SMR.

*pouts*

*consumes palinka*

*makes shopping list for Lowe's tomorrow, atomic bomb will be completed in garage when Uncle Laszlo comes over*

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Jeong-Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:46 PM (zCyNd)

135 Weird. Local parish is a buncha Guineas and Arabs. Miss my VN congregants, what hate me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:47 PM (fA1SL)

136 No, the Pinatubo sunsets really were that
beautiful. All that dust up there reflected the light all through the
red end of the spectrum. Lots of Red showed up as stunning Pink for
about an hour after sunset. What you remember, really happened.



At that same time Fuji and Kodak had new tech films out, so I ended
up with some real nice slides and prints... I was almost young then
too...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (RuIsu)

What I remember most is the pink clouds blending into purple, and my dad pointing out Mercury after the sun had just gone down.

That does it, next Aurora Borealis I'm waking up Pookette and dragging her outside to witness the wondrous spectacle.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:47 PM (XKZwp)

137 Weird. Local parish is a buncha Guineas and Arabs. Miss my VN congregants, what hate me.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:47 PM (fA1SL)

Hope you find a traditionalist, Latin liturgy and sword dancing parish.

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio-Cortez-Jeong-Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:48 PM (zCyNd)

138 Absolutely beautiful picture/meme I've not seen with. It's a picture of the ballroom from The Shining with all the faces of the members ofThe Cabal shopped in with Gitmo 2018. Brilliant!

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y92jfe2e

Posted by: Erick Paddock at August 03, 2018 10:48 PM (B3WeQ)

139 136. Obligatory - U.F.Orb - Little Fluffy Clouds:

https://youtu.be/FHixChYgGRI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:49 PM (fA1SL)

140 I am debating about seeing Trump tomorrow.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 03, 2018 10:45 PM (dKiJG)

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Better check to make sure you don't need tickets before you go. It may already be sold out.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 03, 2018 10:49 PM (I16G8)

141

Got a problem with busting a few hyphens?


They might start rationing them like Pixy does with ampersands.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:49 PM (HaL55)

142 128 Australia and Amazon River basin. Two places on Earth you just don't wander into the water.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 10:43 PM (89T5c)

--When I first got to the Amazon, I just barely reached out to catch some of the splash from the boat, just to say I touched that great river. That was as far as I wanted to experience it.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 10:50 PM (e7oj4)

143 Weird. Local parish is a buncha Guineas and Arabs. Miss my VN congregants, what hate me.

----

I feel for my old man. Where he's stationed for work, there are no Catholics besides him, a handful of schismatic protestants, and a gazillion Somali Mohammedans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW)

144 They might start rationing them like Pixy does with ampersands.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:49 PM (HaL55)

If you have the proper equipment, you can make ampersands at home. Totes legal.

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio&Cortez&Jeong&Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (zCyNd)

145 For all I wonder about the future of America, at least I understand how hard it would be to destroy.

Israel has it a dozen times worse. In a sense they have never enjoyed so much diplomatic legitimacy: but then, Corbyn's impending rule of Britain and the Islamization of the EU will ratchet the pressure immensely. Especially if Iran gets nukes.

Iran makes a career out of deniable mass casualty events against Israel. Nuclear terrorism grants them everything they want. What happens the next day?

Posted by: trev006 at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (3Tn95)

146 I've still got it. ...Change my mind.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) Now 17% More Elite at August 03, 2018 09:58 PM (Ckg4U)

*Exchanges your mind for a cantaloupe*

Good evening, Horde!

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (Zogyx)

147 I feel for my old man. Where he's stationed for work, there are no Catholics besides him, a handful of schismatic protestants, and a gazillion Somali Mohammedans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW)

But Minnesota has good fishing, at least.

Posted by: Miklos Ocasio&Cortez&Jeong&Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:52 PM (zCyNd)

148 Credit to WeirdDave for the weirdcontent.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2018 10:52 PM (Zogyx)

149 ..."Anyway, after Pinatubo, I saw a lunar eclipse that was very dark gray and nearly invisible at totality, due to all the dust in the atmosphere. It was very cool."
-Posted by: rickl at August 03, 2018 10:39 PM (sdi6R)

It was late May or early June when that happened. I was in a booth at Jacob's Field making a tape of the game. As a birthday gift, I was able to do one inning of baseball, only heard by those in the booth and my "partner", who I invited to share the experience.

The fifty dollars it cost went to Cleveland Indians' Charities and was paid for by my Dad.

The haze from Pinatubo was seen in N.E. Ohio, as the ash cloud drifted as far north as Canada.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 03, 2018 10:53 PM (Ckg4U)

150 Iran makes a career out of deniable mass casualty events against Israel. Nuclear terrorism grants them everything they want. What happens the next day?
Posted by: trev006 at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (3Tn95)

If Iran attempts to nuke Israel, there won't be a next day...for Iran.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 10:53 PM (NV/E7)

151 For the second time in the last couple of years, I fussed with the horn button in my truck. It's annoying, as there is no evidence of corrosion, pitting, or contaminants.

A light buff with some 1500 emery paper, a polish with a bit of pasteboard, and all is good again. What is a PIA is powering down the airbag, and waiting for 30 min. to ensure all stray charges have leaked away before removing it.

I hate handling the thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2018 10:53 PM (xSo9G)

152 137. Not gonna happen. Teh Pollaks all went North in the '30's. Still....it's not all bad. I do miss our Priest, however - that dude 'gets' me. Many's the time he's had to restrain me from following through on the consequences of Teh One True Faith....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (fA1SL)

153 I feel for my old man. Where he's stationed for
work, there are no Catholics besides him, a handful of schismatic
protestants, and a gazillion Somali Mohammedans.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (UiRxW)

Get him to ally with the Protestants. I'm very, very Protestant and have no qualms with working with Catholics. We worship the same holy God, at least, not a crazed pedophile.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (XKZwp)

154 I hate handling the thing.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2018 10:53 PM (xSo9G)

As Allah wills.

Posted by: Huma, legally Mrs. Wiener at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (zCyNd)

155 What happens the next day?


A chunk of Tehran gets an up close view of what happens when you let Mr Sunshine out of the bottle.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (IcT7t)

156 "*Exchanges your mind for a cantaloupe*
Good evening, Horde!
"
-Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2018 10:51 PM (Zogyx)

Thum muck dum som sqush. Fkng wrlcks. Rlese me!

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (Ckg4U)

157 But Minnesota has good fishing, at least.
Posted by: Miklos Ocasio&Cortez&Jeong&Molnar at August 03, 2018 10:52 PM (zCyNd)

Ha! He works in the fishing industry, actually!

But it's on a godforsaken lifeless rock in the middle of the Pacific.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (UiRxW)

158 The world would get by just with zero white people, and the only thing stopping POC is... a disiclination toward genocide?!"


---

So people's ancestors - who couldn't figure out how to build two-story buildings or even manage to keep bees for honey - lost in battles or footraces with their neighbors, were caught and sold by those neighbors to be literally shipped across the ocean, white people decided to fight and die to give them freedom, they tried it out briefly and had vibrant communities, families, and things like the Harlem Renaissance, then they chose to give give up on it in exchange for free sh*t around the late 60s or so, and ever since then they've gotten worse and worse, and complained more and more, killed each other more and more frequently, and "progressed" to the point where half of their males can't even manage to graduate high school that has been perpetually dumbed down for decades in order to try to create a perception of *some* level of competency by them?

And now those people have decided they are the ones who made civilization?

Wow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 10:56 PM (7qm48)

159 If you have the proper equipment, you can make ampersands at home. Totes legal.
Posted by: Miklos Ocasio&Cortez&Jeong&Molnar
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We'll just see about that.

Posted by: Rogue Lefty Judge at August 03, 2018 10:56 PM (xSo9G)

160 >>Thum muck dum som sqush. Fkng wrlcks. Rlese me!

Dath nod funneh!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 03, 2018 10:56 PM (iZN60)

161 A light buff with some 1500 emery paper, a polish with a bit of pasteboard, and all is good again. What is a PIA is powering down the airbag, and waiting for 30 min. to ensure all stray charges have leaked away before removing it.

I hate handling the thing.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 03, 2018 10:53 PM (xSo9G)

You probably got one of the models intended for export to Iran, where the drivers use only the accelerator and horn button to drive. Constant use keeps the contact surfaces polished bright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 10:56 PM (NV/E7)

162 That guy on River Monsters even gets into the water in Asia and Africa. His limey ass stays in the boat on the Amazon.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 10:57 PM (89T5c)

163 Wonderful ONT, WeirdDave - Thank you!

Actually just got home a little while ago from services ... at a synagogue ... with other JOOOS.

Coincidence?

Sure, go with that.

(And in the morning, we're going back ... to worship ... with other JOOOS! Bwahahaha!)

Posted by: ibguy at August 03, 2018 10:57 PM (vUcdz)

164 Peter Strzok perjured himself in testifying to the Inspector General. Strzok had said the FBI forensics lab had done some extraordinary things to facilitate the rapid processing of all of the e-mails on Huma Abedin's laptop computer. In an FBI vault release today, we find that Strzok never even requested an FBI forensic examination of that computer until THE DAY AFTER THE ELECTION.

https://tinyurl.com/y8b3sqr4

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 10:57 PM (VDbGO)

165

What happens the next day?


A country-sized piece of glass.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 10:57 PM (HaL55)

166 But it's on a godforsaken lifeless rock in the middle of the Pacific.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (UiRxW)

More information prease.

Posted by: Peoples Liberation Army Navy at August 03, 2018 10:58 PM (zCyNd)

167
Dath nod funneh!

Posted by: Marlee Matlin at August 03, 2018 10:56 PM (iZN60)


--

Every screen door in all the hurricanes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 10:58 PM (7qm48)

168 Get him to ally with the Protestants. I'm very, very Protestant and have no qualms with working with Catholics

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Oh, I joke about the schismatics. Since there are no churches, he formed a bible study group with them.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 10:58 PM (UiRxW)

169 Hunter for the win!
That guy was a philosopher of the highest order.

Posted by: backbeat baby at August 03, 2018 10:58 PM (w7KSn)

170 Be well all, I'm old and tired. Rock on.

Posted by: Farmer at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (yJ1e6)

171 In my continuing adventures running around San Antonio movie back to Santikos' Casa Blanca theater to check out a film on the IMAX-like AVX screen. I had intended to see the new Mission Impossible movie again, despite my dislike of it. But it IS spectacle and spectacle looks great on a big screen.

But I screwed up and got the time wrong. Went too early.

So instead I saw Christopher Robin.

Now I kinda knew what to expect from AVX from when I saw The Incredibles 2 at the Santikos Palladium. The Palladium, however!is about 12 years old and the Casa Blanca is only two. The AVX screen there is freakIng GINORMOUS!

The movie was okay but goddamn I haven't seen a screen that big since I was at Space Center Houston in the 6th grade. So as "okay" as the movie was it looked and sounded GREAT!

And Hayley Atwell looks even more delicious on an oversized screen, too. *Licks lips*

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (Zogyx)

172 How do you think this pretty little face is going to fare in federal prison?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fdYh6Jr6UuDdFrgQLZ

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (VDbGO)

173 PDT will be at a rally just north of Columbus tomorrow night. Tried to get tickets but no luck.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (jm1YL)

174 What happens the next day?


A chunk of Tehran gets an up close view of what happens when you let Mr Sunshine out of the bottle.


Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 10:55 PM (IcT7t)

I thought about linking Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood" since it has the line "sunshine in a bag," but that's too trippy for me, even on vodka.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (XKZwp)

175 Hunter was no Spencer for Hire.

Posted by: garrett at August 03, 2018 11:00 PM (EAJRn)

176 "all forensic science is Nazi science or something." Physical anthropology is violence against PoCs. Actually measuring sh!t is white man tricks. Everything involving cranial volume, brain weight, morphology, psychometry has been "conclusively discredited."

You can be sure that whenever AI notices the differences among the races of man, the woke human engineers hasten to "correct" it.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2018 11:00 PM (mk9aG)

177 G'Night, Farmer.

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 03, 2018 11:00 PM (Ckg4U)

178
Better check to make sure you don't need tickets before you go. It may already be sold out.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 03, 2018 10:49 PM (I16G

Good point I just might drive by and see the madness, I would like to see AirForce One land but they fly into Rickenbacker.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 03, 2018 11:00 PM (dKiJG)

179 Constant use keeps the contact surfaces polished bright.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 10:56 PM (NV/E7)

Word.

Posted by: "Stormy" Miklos at August 03, 2018 11:01 PM (zCyNd)

180

Can I have my brain replaced with a rutabaga?

Wait... what if I already did and don't remember?

Still, nothing like a good fresh 'bega brain to make the day go by...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2018 11:01 PM (AyGZp)

181 Jeong people got no reason
Jeong people got no reason to live.

They got shit for brains
And squinty buggy eyes
And they walk around
Tellin' great big lies
They got snub noses
And tiny little teeth
They use bindings
On their nasty little feet

Well, I don't want no Jeong people
Don't want no Jeong people
'Round here.

Posted by: Randy Newman at August 03, 2018 11:02 PM (/qEW2)

182 Jeong doesn't want to kill all white people, only most of them.

Posted by: Vox at August 03, 2018 11:02 PM (aN78T)

183 Okay, so that's three votes for Iran disappearing.

Are things that simple, though? I imagine the lugenpress will go all out to blame it on Saudi Arabia/ Pakistan, especially if it can divide Trump and his ME coalition.

If that happens worldwide, what will happen to the Jews who are left? Israel was preparing nuclear missiles during the October War, and while the Sunnis will be happy to see Iran go, the rest of the world will be ready to libel Der Jude.

How bad can it get?

Posted by: trev006 at August 03, 2018 11:02 PM (3Tn95)

184 How do you think this pretty little face is going to fare in federal prison?



https://giphy.com/gifs/fdYh6Jr6UuDdFrgQLZ



Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (VDbGO)

Sweet honey iced tea, he had an affair with a WOMAN?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:02 PM (XKZwp)

185 162 That guy on River Monsters even gets into the water in Asia and Africa. His limey ass stays in the boat on the Amazon.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 10:57 PM (89T5c)

--I think it was on River Monsters that there was a Colombian babe (forgot if actress, or model, or both) got chomped to death by some cray cray fish on her honeymoon in Leticia, on the Amazon.

I can't stand the beach just from being stung by jellyfish as a boy. And my wife wonders why I don't want to go to there. Even the most chloriney pool is fine by me in comparison.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:02 PM (e7oj4)

186 I thought about linking Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood" since it has the line
"sunshine in a bag," but that's too trippy for me, even on vodka.



It's all in your head.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (IcT7t)

187 So instead I saw Christopher Robin.


---

I'm a pretty big fan of Milne's books, but I have a big problem with trying to make it modern and turn Pooh into a secret agent or whatever. Part of the charm is the simple little stories involving simple little things that confuse simple-minded little pretend animals.

I know we must move on and eventually Tigger will fight the Transformers or something, but it seems a shame to mess with such a perfect kids' story.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (7qm48)

188 I'm signing-out, as well.

G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (Ckg4U)

189 ''Good point I just might drive by and see the madness, I would like to see AirForce One land but they fly into Rickenbacker.''

Tickets be gone. Traffic up Rte 23 will be crazy tomorrow. I guess it was going to be at the Delaware County Fairgrounds but I heard the venue was changed

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (jm1YL)

190 My memory of Mt. Pintumbo isn't the beautiful sunsets but the panicked call we had while I was on shift (my USAF days). I was at a fairly important USAF HF station in Nebraska. We get a call from a very scared SSgt. saying they were shutting the station down because the volcano just blew (Clark AB). Clark AB closed down for good not too long after. Funny thing though, the local Filipinos were protesting for the base to close down. After Pintumbo, The US obliged. All of a sudden, those same Filipinos were "hey, dont be so hasty!". Guess they saw all that money leaving. Also, they'd have to clean up the mess caused by the volcano. It closed anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (hRnj1)

191 I thought about linking Gorillaz "Clint Eastwood" since it has the line "sunshine in a bag," but that's too trippy for me, even on vodka.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (XKZwp)

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I'm pretty sure that's about horse, not a fusion weapon. But, hey... they're both WMDs, amirite?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW)

192 176. Not yet is the world ready to accept in full SMR theory. Is understandable - veak people, after all.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 11:04 PM (fA1SL)

193 "Can I have my brain replaced with a rutabaga?" We have tattoo shops that can do that for you. They'll throw in the subcutaneous marbles for free. It's a good look.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2018 11:04 PM (mk9aG)

194 Sweet honey iced tea, he had an affair with a WOMAN?!

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:02 PM (XKZwp)

I'm increasingly convinced that was a lie for him to maintain his cover, and explain the "personal" nature of deleted or redacted texts and emails.

Posted by: trev006 at August 03, 2018 11:04 PM (3Tn95)

195 (136) If I find an 8X10 or a good scan, I'll let you know in a cryptic coded message like what's so fashionable these days. Not really, I'll just put it up here.

I recently replaced my old scanner, need to run some stuff through it anyways... I have nightmares about the "old family pix", every single one of which is a bunch of people squinting into the sun, blinking out a Morse code message: send booze, dry county...

Posted by: Burger Chef at August 03, 2018 11:05 PM (RuIsu)

196 I'm pretty sure that's about horse, not a fusion weapon

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I'm tempted to incorporate that into my name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:05 PM (7qm48)

197 62 Did the astronomy club start screaming at the cop for ruining their night vision?
Posted by: Kindltot at August 03, 2018 10:18 PM (Z+l9n)


"White light! White light! WHITE LIGHT!"

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at August 03, 2018 11:05 PM (di1hb)

198 If I were to order some food delivered to Ms. Jeong-il, say guacamole kimchi with collard greens, how many shades of racist would that be? And white Wonder Bread, delivered in a Volkswagen, by a Japanese driver....

Posted by: Meditatin' Miklos at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

199 Hunter was no Spencer for Hire.
Posted by: garrett


Hunter's partner was way hotter though.

Posted by: X-ray at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (kG2lj)

200 Off, sock.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (aN78T)

201 It's all in your head.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (IcT7t)


I suppose it is, because this is my.... third drink? Today was not fun, and Wednesday's news of "he's going to be heavily medicated for life" hit me kind of hard.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (XKZwp)

202 Pookysgirl,

One of the Moron Horde commented, "that face is how you know he's familiar with the taste of penis."

Yep.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 11:08 PM (VDbGO)

203 What happens the next day?


Open competitive bidding for the parking stripe contract, beginning 2218.

Posted by: Miklos, Business Development Proposal Lead at August 03, 2018 11:08 PM (zCyNd)

204 I always felt sorry for Christopher Robin, he was bullied pretty badly in school, his father regretted naming his son after the main character.

The son gave everything away related to pooh and wanted nothing to do with it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at August 03, 2018 11:08 PM (dKiJG)

205 My 6 yo wants to see that Christopher Robin movie real bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 11:09 PM (89T5c)

206 For warrior-heroes of SMR, six vodkas are as one to veak, effeminate subject pipples. You pay - you pay now!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

207 Hi.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:11 PM (EhZNT)

208

'Night Slappy and Farmer.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:11 PM (HaL55)

209 For warrior-heroes of SMR, six vodkas are as one to veak, effeminate subject pipples. You pay - you pay now!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 11:10 PM (fA1SL)

KISS MY SHINY SCOTCH-IRISH-GERMAN ASS!

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:11 PM (XKZwp)

210
It's all in your head.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:03 PM (IcT7t)


I
suppose it is, because this is my.... third drink? Today was not fun,
and Wednesday's news of "he's going to be heavily medicated for life"
hit me kind of hard.



Just quoting the song, last line of the guy "rapping". Been following your story for a while, I wish nothing but the best for you and pooky, and hope he makes a full recovery in spite of the doctors.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:11 PM (IcT7t)

211 I'm signing-out, as well.
G'Night, Ev'ry-Buddy!
*static*
Postd by: Slapweasel (Cold1) (T) at August 03, 2018 11:03

Best to you and Infidel. A lot of us have tough family issues to deal with lately. Be well brothers.

Posted by: Farmer at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (yJ1e6)

212 My 6 yo wants to see that Christopher Robin movie real bad.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 11:09 PM (89T5c)


---

If he hasn't seen it, the one from 2011 is great. Probably available at the library, too. The one about Roo and Springtime is also nice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (7qm48)

213 "I always felt sorry for Christopher Robin, he was bullied pretty badly in school, his father regretted naming his son after the main character.

The son gave everything away related to pooh and wanted nothing to do with it."

Winnie-the-Pooh branding was a $5 billion dollar business in 2016.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (mk9aG)

214 Just checking. I commented on the thread downstairs and got some kind of scary pop-up "YOU BEEN HACKED" message.

Prolly the Russians.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (EhZNT)

215 Posted by: Meditatin' Miklos at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (zCyNd)

----

I learned on this blog that Mayo is some straight up white power shit.

Don't hold the Mayo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (UiRxW)

216 I do miss our Priest, however - that dude 'gets' me.
Many's the time he's had to restrain me from following through on the
consequences of Teh One True Faith....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine
----
I hear you. I miss my previous one too. He retired as his wife and grandkids insisted he was getting too frail. I know, I know - long story for another time. When I went to him for confession the last time and began the ritual, he said *Hey Tonypete, spill it!!* Seriously a good man and priest.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2018 11:13 PM (6WCwE)

217 Good evening y'all.


What did I miss?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:14 PM (mvenn)

218 I don't want to pay for anything owned by Disney.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (e7oj4)

219 Don't hold the Mayo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (UiRxW)

But what about Willie Mays, the Say Mayo Kid?

Posted by: Miklos, better than nate Silver at statistical analysis at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (zCyNd)

220 Peter Strzok is going to PRISON.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (VDbGO)

221 217 Good evening y'all.


What did I miss?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:14 PM (mvenn)

Dude!

It!

Was!

Amazing!

No words. No words.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:16 PM (EhZNT)

222 209. Sweet Baby Pepe! As if Fritz or MaCleod could do more than trouble bootless Heaven with their cry. As well as to have horses pray for them....

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 11:16 PM (fA1SL)

223 Today was not fun, and Wednesday's news of "he's going to be heavily medicated for life" hit me kind of hard.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (XKZwp)


I am so sorry to hear that, pg. Your family continues to be in our family's thoughts and prayers {{{hugs}}}

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at August 03, 2018 11:16 PM (uDcBt)

224 Peter Strzok is going to PRISON.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (VDbGO)

Are prison lovers allowed to text?

Posted by: Miklos, non-penologist at August 03, 2018 11:17 PM (zCyNd)

225 218 I don't want to pay for anything owned by Disney.
Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (e7oj4)

That pretty much leaves you with South Park and whatever is playing on Rifftrax.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:17 PM (EhZNT)

226 i think this was very well done, dave.

you're right, stanley.

thank you, ollie.

Posted by: mjc at August 03, 2018 11:17 PM (Pg+x7)

227 So this happens today: I had friends over, to visit, and pick up an old Gravely tractor from my barn. So the three of us are in the barn, chatting, and we notice a tire is flat on the Gravely. So I hopped on the golf cart, and went to get the portable air tank to air up the tire. Barry goes to get his truck. Mark is left alone in the barn.

When I come back, Mark looks at me funny, and says, "Did you leave the deep freeze in the barn plugged in?" Me: "Cripes, I hope not. My electric bill is high enough as it is." Mark says, "Well, I heard it humming, and looked closer, and the humming was coming out of that old air cleaner there." He picks it up, and puts the outlet elbow of the air cleaner to my ear, and sure enough, it's humming to beat the band. Bees! it was full of bees, honeybees. They weren't aggressive, and none of us got stung. Now, I am wondering, do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (NV/E7)

228 Just quoting the song, last line of the guy "rapping". Been following your story for a while, I wish nothing but the best for you and pooky, and hope he makes a full recovery in spite of the doctors.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:11 PM (IcT7t)

I think the doctors were trying not to get his hopes up. Right now the goal is stabilization. He still can't talk about what happened without going into a homicidal rage (and quite frankly, there are times I want to join him). But we are slowly making progress-he doesn't snap at Pookette as much as he used to.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (XKZwp)

229 "Peter Strzok is going to PRISON.

Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (VDbGO)

Are prison lovers allowed to text?"

For sure. Any prison PS goes to, if any, will be plusher than any hotel I ever stayed at.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (mk9aG)

230
I don't want to pay for anything owned by Disney.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (e7oj4)


---

Makemkv + library + VPN + popcorntime

And I doubt they want your dirty, racist, sexist money, either. So it's a veritable agreement.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:19 PM (7qm48)

231 Unconscious passenger pulled from metro blue line in Long Beach following apparent seizure

https://tinyurl.com/yd9jedbs

Seems this guy was on the LA train, had a seizure and went unconscious, so another passenger decided to drag him off the train and leave him on the Long Beach platform.

As if that isn't bad enough: the seizure victim is young/black, the guy who dragged him off is white/older (and in a business suit), and the seizure victim's pants came down while the other guy was dragging him off the train, exposing his junk. The guy who dragged him off, had to pull his pants back up for him.

Almost the whole thing was caught on cell phone video, which the TV newscasts are running like crazy.

I guess the moral of the story is: NEVER USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2018 10:27 PM (km8m2)

......

This one should be right up your alley Muldoon.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2018 11:19 PM (M53dl)

232 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:12 PM (UiRxW)
Speaking of mayo...
Hellman's/Best Foods (BEST MAYO EVAH!), has some awesome ketchup, sweetened with liberal tears honey. It's not just that it's sweeter, but sort of a more rounded sweet. We are loving it.
Tried Sir Kensington's ketchup and it has bell pepper in it. Would be good for beans or maybe on top of hoboloaf, if you're into that sort of thing.

Posted by: atomicplaygirl at August 03, 2018 11:19 PM (Gim9y)

233 Don't know if this has been mentioned on the HQ or not, but former 'ron commentator "Squibob" has passed away from cancer. Heard this from Brandon Finnigan at the DDHQ.

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 03, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)

234 I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (NV/E7)

Some use smoke to calm the bees, but playing ABBA's "Honey Honey" is the recommended if you want free-range organic.

Posted by: Miklos, non-liable at August 03, 2018 11:21 PM (zCyNd)

235

Now, I am wondering, do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"


Only at AoSHQ will you find a sentence like that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:21 PM (HaL55)

236 They weren't aggressive, and none of us got stung.
Now, I am wondering, do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of
delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (NV/E7)


---

Holy crap. I'm massively jealous.

If they're not aggressive you can scoop out honey and comb fairly easily with just a sting or two as a cost. Maybe not even that. Do it in the middle of the day when most of the workers are away from the hive.

If you want you can get cheap mesh screened hats from Amazon or Rural King. Wear a long sleeve shirt and pants to discourage stings. Gloves, too. Tape up the openings.

Get some honey now and then and leave them alone. They know what they are doing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:22 PM (7qm48)

237 btw:

frederick church painted a painting called "our banner in the sky" in the 19th century that looks like that last photo. iwas in the catskill's oncew and saw essentially the same thing. it happens and is very moving.

Posted by: mjc at August 03, 2018 11:22 PM (Pg+x7)

238 Traffic up Rte 23 will be crazy tomorrow. I guess it was going to be at the Delaware County Fairgrounds

Huh! Never even realized 23 goes into Philly, but why wouldn't it?

Is Trump coming? Supposed to go into Philly tomorrow and play tourist. Reluctantly.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2018 11:22 PM (kXPT5)

239 I think the doctors were trying not to get his hopes up. Right now the
goal is stabilization. He still can't talk about what happened without
going into a homicidal rage (and quite frankly, there are times I want
to join him). But we are slowly making progress-he doesn't snap at
Pookette as much as he used to.



Haven't been through what he has, but any progress is good. Run with it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:22 PM (IcT7t)

240 Don't know if this has been mentioned on the HQ or not, but former 'ron commentator "Squibob" has passed away from cancer. Heard this from Brandon Finnigan at the DDHQ.
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 03, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)

Oh dear.

Sending prayers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:22 PM (EhZNT)

241 199 Hunter was no Spencer for Hire.
Posted by: garrett


Hunter's partner was way hotter though.
Posted by: X-ray



This is true. Stepfanie Kramer is her name. Had to look it up. Still acts now and then.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2018 11:23 PM (hRnj1)

242 how do I get it out?

Gotta show those bees who's boss. Kick their hive, and yell: "I demand your honey. It's my right, as your lord."

Posted by: Bear, Balls, Assymetry, Unserweiter at August 03, 2018 11:24 PM (H5knJ)

243 I guess the moral of the story is: NEVER USE PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 03, 2018 10:27 PM (km8m2)

Steve, you need to post that in Reader Tips at Kate McMillan's blog, "Small Dead Animals". She routinely posts rants on the horrors of public transportation. That would be a winner for her. www.smalldeadanimals.com

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:24 PM (NV/E7)

244 Apparently, in Florida, liquid nitrogen is considered a component of candy...

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/boy-7-who-ate-dragons-13026421

Posted by: The Political Hat at August 03, 2018 11:24 PM (itfg0)

245 Traffic up Rte 23 will be crazy tomorrow. I guess it was going to be at the Delaware County Fairgrounds



Huh! Never even realized 23 goes into Philly, but why wouldn't it?

Is Trump coming? Supposed to go into Philly tomorrow and play tourist. Reluctantly.Posted by: t-bird
---
T-bird my man, step away from the bong.

Posted by: Tonypete at August 03, 2018 11:24 PM (6WCwE)

246 is it just me, with my POS Vista box, or are the active GIFs Find up the page loading?|

and Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2018 11:24 PM (cwYg1)

247 Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?

You could use a straw, if you don't plan to export to California.

Posted by: Miklos, compliance officer at August 03, 2018 11:25 PM (zCyNd)

248 Introverts unite! Occasionally. In small groups. For limited periods of time.

^this

And good evening everyone.

And can we please abolish the FBI now? The states can take care of problems and interact when necessary. Our govt needs to shrink drastically and since the FBI is worse than incompetent, open to corruption, and now thoroughly discredited; now is the time. Shut it down!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2018 11:25 PM (IDhUW)

249 Also: Move slowly and deliberately.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:25 PM (7qm48)

250 Also, nice ONT Dave.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (IDhUW)

251 Stephanie Kramer was also on Hunter. Back in the day, a solid 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (89T5c)

252 Dear Heloise-

My honey tastes like Studebaker. Is there a quick fix for this problem?

Signed,

Honey lover in Alberta

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (mvenn)

253 @238
He's going to be in Columbus tomorrow night. Well actually Delaware Co. which is just north of Columbus. 23 runs right up the middle of Columbus to Delaware Co.

Posted by: Tuna at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (jm1YL)

254 "do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of
delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"

Why do you want to get it out? Honey makes a fine intake-system lubricant for all classes of internal combustion engines. Sweet-smelling exhaust will impress bystanders.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (mk9aG)

255 225 218 I don't want to pay for anything owned by Disney.
Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:15 PM (e7oj4)

That pretty much leaves you with South Park and whatever is playing on Rifftrax.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:17 PM (EhZNT)

--Feh.

At least Bob's Burgers did not get assimilated by the Big Rat.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (e7oj4)

256 I'm tempted to incorporate that into my name field.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:05 PM (7qm4

------

Go for it.. But, someday, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.

Posted by: The Sockfather at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (UiRxW)

257 Peter is Strozk will safely collect his pension and die at an old age in his bed.
Nothing will happen to him or it would have happened by now.

Posted by: backbeat baby at August 03, 2018 11:27 PM (w7KSn)

258 Also: Move slowly and deliberately.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:25 PM (7qm4

That's my normal mode of locomotion, aside from running in mad panic, that is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:27 PM (NV/E7)

259 Its been a good day in Malaysia.

We have the day off. Worked out at 7. Started drinkin' at 9 and playin' guitar.

I can now do City of New Orleans.

I've had worse days.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 03, 2018 11:28 PM (TTp7P)

260 FUN FACT

The short-lived "Edsel" brand honey episode is still used as a case study at Harvard Business School.

Posted by: Miklos, expert in what doesn't work at August 03, 2018 11:28 PM (zCyNd)

261

At least Bob's Burgers did not get assimilated by the Big Rat.


Wasn't the Big Rat supposed to buy Fox network? What happened to that?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:28 PM (HaL55)

262 Now, I am wondering, do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (NV/E7)

---wait until winter: problem solved.


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2018 11:28 PM (cwYg1)

263 Nothing will happen to him or it would have happened by now.


There's still a chance he could be disemboweled by an enraged kangaroo while on "holiday" in Australia.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (IcT7t)

264 "is it just me, with my POS Vista box, or are the active GIFs Find up the page loading?" The guy that invented GIFs was a large holder of electric-company stocks. The only thing that buries a CPU worse is printing with Centronics interface. Yes I'm old.

Posted by: gp at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (mk9aG)

265 Speaking of Hunter, Fred Dreier holds an NFL record that probably never will be tied, never mind beaten: two safeties in a game.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (e7oj4)

266 Some of you may recall that our place was threatened by the big wildfire in Colorado that scorched over 100,000 acres and destroyed about 150 homes. Our subdivision was on evacuation status for a little over two weeks.

Yesterday Missus Muldoon and I took a drive up through the burn area where it swept through our subdivision (missed us by a couple of miles thankfully). We drove down one stretch of road that was hardest hit- nothing but charred skeletons of spruce, no ground cover at all, just miles of sooty bare ground. Felt like a lunar landscape. Smelled like an old fireplace. It was terrible in it's awfulness. How utterly destructive and mind-boggling that fire was. My heart was practically in the pit of my stomach the whole drive. So sad for those that lost their homes or cabins.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (mvenn)

267 Well actually Delaware Co. which is just north of Columbus. 23 runs right up the middle of Columbus to Delaware Co.

Aha! Another DelCo and maybe even another 23. Things are coming into focus.

Posted by: t-bird at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (++ggZ)

268 Owl is going to end up in a polyamourous relationship with Eeyore, who now identifies as a jenny. And "Tigger" has decided that that is his slave name and wants to be addressed as Rajah X from now on.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at August 03, 2018 11:30 PM (N1ZXu)

269 Speaking of Hunter S. Thompson, today I learned that there's a boutique in Vegas called "Gear and Clothing in Las Vegas".

That's pretty damned clever!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:30 PM (wSC8T)

270 What happens the next day?

Tehran and Qom cease to exist.

Posted by: Fox2! at August 03, 2018 11:31 PM (dXk8b)

271 Re: Beautiful Princess
The Rest of the Story

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess...
"Will you marry me?"
The Princess said "NO!"
So then the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at August 03, 2018 11:31 PM (o7l6R)

272 Also: Move slowly and deliberately.
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:25 PM

I am a large man in an office with narrow corridors. All my collisions are the fault of the smaller meerkats scurrying about, all hopped up on goofballs. Every time.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:31 PM (EhZNT)

273 Glad you're okay, Muldoon. We'll still drive through parts of western NC where the wildfires ravaged a few years ago and catch a whiff of the charred smell. It's very strange and jarring.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:31 PM (7qm48)

274 LMAO Israel *literally* was a Jewish scheme.

I DON'T GET IT.

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 03, 2018 11:32 PM (N1ZXu)

275 Wasn't the Big Rat supposed to buy Fox network? What happened to that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:28 PM (HaL55)

--The Rat bought ancillaries: FX, FXX, and I think a movie studio.

Fox network, Fox News, and Fox Sports untouched.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:32 PM (e7oj4)

276 Woof!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2018 11:32 PM (uSlc8)

277 At least Hunter S. Thompson hated journalists. Goes to prove that nobody is all bad.

Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2018 11:32 PM (V2Yro)

278 Stephanie Kramer was also on Hunter. Back in the day, a solid 1.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 11:26 PM (89T5c)
---
still is, IMHO.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 03, 2018 11:32 PM (cwYg1)

279 Alberta Oil Peon, do you know what kinds of trees/plants/flowers are around your hive?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (7qm48)

280 btw btw:

i think isaw something above about mayo (yeah, hellman's) which reminds me i was looking up that bit from snl about the english lords and ladies named "earl of sandwich" leading to "lord and lady douchebag" (a funny bit) which led me to wikipedia to read about the history of the sandwich - and yes, there's strong evidence it was originated with lord montague, the earl of sandwich...

... but, oh yeah, i wanted to mention that in early progenitors to the sandwich (2 slices of bread holding a filling) wiki cites a medieval practice of the aristocracy using stale bread as plates which held the drippings from a meal, and the soaked bread would be trown to the dogs... and the peasants.

Posted by: mjc at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (Pg+x7)

281 Disembodied by kangaroos
One can only hope...

Posted by: backbeat baby at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (w7KSn)

282 Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025444631654354944

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025444741448720385

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025444837682827265

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025444987994099712

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025445077366317056

Posted by: kbdabear at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (0Ntuf)

283 My heart was practically in the pit of my stomach the whole drive. So sad for those that lost their homes or cabins.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (mvenn)

Oddly that reminds me of what some people from places like that said about New Orleans after Katrina-only idiots would live there, not worth rebuilding, etc.

Karma-what a concept.

Posted by: Miklos, expert in what I remember at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (zCyNd)

284

Thanx, logprof. I guess that 'splains why there wasn't much hell being raised about it.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (HaL55)

285 Actually, one real problem with getting honey out of an air cleaner is the fact that, back when those oil-bath air cleaners were made, there was a large void space in them that you couldn't really reach, meant to act as an intake silencer. I suspect that's where the hive has been created. I'd have to cut the thing apart to get in there.

I wonder if CO2 will gas bees?

I had a bee swarm under my porch a few years ago, and was finally advised by a beekeeper just to use poison to kill them. He explained that, in this climate, bees that swarm this late in the season are dead bees flying. There is not enough time/pollen left in their year to make sufficient honey stocks for the new hive to overwinter, and they will freeze to death when their inadequate stocks of honey run out.

And honeybees are not endangered at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (NV/E7)

286 Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (mvenn)

I live 2 hours from Yosemite Valley.


This is now the second summer I can't get to it, due to fires.

Truly sad.

Posted by: Don Q at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (NgKpN)

287 AOP installs the Studebaker air intake, and fires up the ol' truck.

Let's it idle and warm up a good ten minutes or so.

Thinks to himself..."damn, this thing runs sweeter than ever, now!"




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (QzJWU)

288 I'm pretty jealous of the bee situation. All I get are vicious wasps here. Miserable creatures.

Posted by: Bear, Balls, Assymetry, Unserweiter at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (H5knJ)

289 265 Speaking of Hunter, Fred Dreier holds an NFL record that probably never will be tied, never mind beaten: two safeties in a game.
Posted by: logprof



That Rams team he was on was pretty solid. They almost beat my Steelers in the Super Bowl. Wonder how they'd fare had Pat Haden been healthy. Vince what his name played well enough. The Rams defense was outstanding that year.

Posted by: Puddleglum at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (hRnj1)

290 More Casual Friday ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025445165836718080

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025445273932378113

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025445376298504193

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025445467365277697

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1025445557714735106

Posted by: kbdabear at August 03, 2018 11:35 PM (0Ntuf)

291 Happy Friday horde!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at August 03, 2018 11:35 PM (nWc4E)

292 277 At least Hunter S. Thompson hated journalists. Goes to prove that nobody is all bad.
Posted by: Tom Servo at August 03, 2018 11:32 PM (V2Yro)

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And he's orbiting Uranus, thanks to me.

Posted by: Johnny Depp at August 03, 2018 11:35 PM (uSlc8)

293 Hunter S. Thompson indeed did hate people. Himself the most.

Call him what you will ... but if you call him dumb you're a liar.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 03, 2018 11:35 PM (TTp7P)

294 Alberta Oil Peon, do you know what kinds of trees/plants/flowers are around your hive?

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (7qm4

"I'm a King Bee baby, buzzin' round yo' hive"

Posted by: Miklos "Slim" Harpo at August 03, 2018 11:36 PM (zCyNd)

295 AOP- Take the Studebaker down to your local service station. With any luck the hive is populated by a bunch of Esso bees.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:36 PM (mvenn)

296 Good to hear, Red. As a teenager, that was spank bank material.

I'm off the lawn, on the sidewalk.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 11:36 PM (89T5c)

297 I'm pretty jealous of the bee situation. All I get are vicious wasps here. Miserable creatures.

Posted by: Bear, Balls, Assymetry, Unserweiter at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (H5knJ)


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Hard as heck to get the honey out of their hives, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:36 PM (7qm48)

298

I'm pretty jealous of the bee situation. All I get are vicious wasps here. Miserable creatures.


We got hornets down here. Aggressive ones.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:37 PM (HaL55)

299 Ferregamo.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 03, 2018 11:37 PM (M53dl)

300 Disembodied by kangaroos
One can only hope...
Posted by: backbeat baby at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (w7KSn)

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Could be worse. Could be dingos.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 03, 2018 11:37 PM (uSlc8)

301 223 Today was not fun, and Wednesday's news of "he's going to be heavily medicated for life" hit me kind of hard.
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:06 PM (XKZwp)

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May God give you strength, peace, and understanding. May He bless pooky with healing. I'm not a doctor, nor do I play one on tv, nor did I stay at that hotel.... but my 2 cents, time will be the best healer, especially if he has support from you. I wouldn't be discouraged about the meds, they do have their place, and can and likely will vary over time. Be strong knowing you are an important part of his life.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2018 11:37 PM (IDhUW)

302 Alberta Oil Peon, do you know what kinds of trees/plants/flowers are around your hive?
Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (7qm4

Well, there are wild roses, wheat fields, box elder trees, caragana bushes, and maybe some canola fields, further removed. That would account for the greatest bulk of flowering plants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:38 PM (NV/E7)

303 Pro tip: Honeycombs are not very useful for hair grooming.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:38 PM (mvenn)

304 Wasps are interesting in their own right, though. But I don't care for them around the house or kids. They are useful for cleaning up dead stuff (meat eaters) and hunting spiders. I routinely see them bouncing off of the walls under the eaves trying to find spiders on their webs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:38 PM (7qm48)

305 Muldoon was a poet near Denver,
whose limericks were everyone's envyr!
We had meet-ups in town,
but he never came down!
Uhh... something, something... rhymes with "schmenver"!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:38 PM (wSC8T)

306 So sad for those that lost their homes or cabins.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:29 PM (mvenn)

Wildfires are terrifying. As a surveyor in the Front Range area, one thing we did after a very bad series of fires several years ago was reestablish property corners for folks so they could rebuild. It was so capricious, some houses destroyed, while 500 yards away, no damage at all.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (EhZNT)

307 OK, so the guy that made all the original Star Trek sound effects sadly passed away.
Now go look at the picture in the article.
https://tinyurl.com/y8d5uddy
And tell me that he wasn't Joe Pesci's secret twin brother.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (w+Jhj)

308 That Jeong person probably doesn't much care for wasps either.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (mvenn)

309 Alberta Oil Peon-

One imagines that the Studebaker is out of original warranty? Worth checking.

Posted by: Miklos, checking the fact checkers at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

310 Muldoon was a poet near Denver,
whose limericks were everyone's envyr!
We had meet-ups in town,
but he never came down!
Uhh... something, something... rhymes with "schmenver"!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:38 PM (wSC8T)

Next Morondevouz we form a posse and round him up.

Who's with me?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:40 PM (EhZNT)

311 Thanks, Teresa and Blanco. Prayer helps, and a space to vent does too.

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 03, 2018 11:41 PM (XKZwp)

312 I wonder what you would call Jeong's mother?

Posted by: Volleyball Setter at August 03, 2018 11:41 PM (M53dl)

313 I'm with you, Pug!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:41 PM (wSC8T)

314 Pro tip: Honeycombs are not very useful for hair grooming.


Bought me a haircut or two.


Billboard #1 in 1057.

Posted by: Jimmie Rogers at August 03, 2018 11:41 PM (zCyNd)

315 288 I'm pretty jealous of the bee situation. All I get are vicious wasps here. Miserable creatures.
Posted by: Bear, Balls, Assymetry, Unserweiter at August 03, 2018 11:34 PM (H5knJ)

--A classic: Dump Bees:

https://youtu.be/3ZeI74MPwfI

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:42 PM (e7oj4)

316 "do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of
delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"


Honey is very shelf stable. So don't be in a hurry to get the air cleaner honey. Hook/mount the air cleaner to a hive box let the move to the new digs and get that honey later. Bonus you have the bees for a long term producing hive.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y88xo95l

Posted by: X-ray at August 03, 2018 11:42 PM (kG2lj)

317 308 That Jeong person probably doesn't much care for wasps either.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (mvenn)

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ITS FUNNY BECAUSE WASP CAN MEAN A BIG NASTY BEE OR IT CAN MEAN A NORMAL WHITE PERSON!!!

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at August 03, 2018 11:42 PM (uSlc8)

318 My 6 yo wants to see that Christopher Robin movie real bad.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at August 03, 2018 11:09 PM (89T5c)

Go nuts, it's perfectly fine for a six year old.

The basic plot is Christopher Robin grows up and loses touch with his inner child. Pooh ends up finding him and Christopher Robin rediscovers a childlike sense of wonder in order to help him emotionally reconnect with his daughter.

I'd warn about spoilers but it's fairly cliche.

I did mention Hayley Atwell is most delicious, right? She will guarantee your six year old's future heterosexuality.

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2018 11:43 PM (Zogyx)

319 Well, there are wild roses, wheat fields, box elder trees, caragana bushes, and maybe some canola fields, further removed

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Yum. You've got to figure out a way to fish out a little comb to try the honey on some homemade biscuits.

And don't be deterred by bee parts.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 03, 2018 11:43 PM (7qm48)

320 Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:41 PM (wSC8T)

Good effort on the limerick, BTW.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:43 PM (EhZNT)

321 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (EhZNT)

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Park County / SW Jeffco? I lived there through all those damnable blazes, back to the Buffalo Creek fire.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:43 PM (UiRxW)

322 Yesterday Missus Muldoon and I took a drive up through the burn area where it swept through our subdivision (missed us by a couple of miles thankfully). We drove down one stretch of road that was hardest hit- nothing but charred skeletons of spruce, no ground cover at all, just miles of sooty bare ground. Felt like a lunar landscape. Smelled like an old fireplace. It was terrible in it's awfulness. How utterly destructive and mind-boggling that fire was. My heart was practically in the pit of my stomach the whole drive. So sad for those that lost their homes or cabins.

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What the gvt incentivizes, it gets more of. With the Feds "managing" the fires, it has become a huge business. Those who can put the fires are told to leave it alone.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at August 03, 2018 11:43 PM (IDhUW)

323
Next Morondevouz we form a posse and round him up.

Who's with me?

*********


I'm much less interesting in person. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:44 PM (mvenn)

324 "Glad you're okay, Muldoon. We'll still drive through
parts of western NC where the wildfires ravaged a few years ago and
catch a whiff of the charred smell. It's very strange and jarring.


Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist"

The smoke from that was awful here in Asheville. I can't imagine how the people out west were the really bad fire happen make it through it.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at August 03, 2018 11:44 PM (w+Jhj)

325 Plus, I avoid Denver like the plague

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:44 PM (mvenn)

326

And don't be deterred by bee parts.


That's just extra protein. And roughage.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 03, 2018 11:45 PM (HaL55)

327

I love only Asian wasps! Luck yu, loundeye scum!

Posted by: Sunny Jeong, Racialist at August 03, 2018 11:45 PM (AyGZp)

328 One imagines that the Studebaker is out of original warranty? Worth checking.
Posted by: Miklos, checking the fact checkers at August 03, 2018 11:39 PM (zCyNd)

Heh. It is from a 1955 President coupe, that got repowered by a small-block Chebby. Engine went in one car, transmission into another, and brakes into something else. Air cleaner (for a four barrel, too!) is sitting all by its lonesome on top of the deep freeze, which is not plugged in.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:45 PM (NV/E7)

329 I remember that famous short story, when AOP sold the bees to buy a comb for his bride's hair, while she sold the honey AOP was planning to make mead for her with, so that AOP could get a fob for his Studebaker.....

Posted by: Miklos, on his first Canadian blend, promise at August 03, 2018 11:46 PM (zCyNd)

330 Plus, I avoid Denver like the plague
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:44 PM (mvenn)

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Hey, Skipper!!!

Posted by: Gilligan at August 03, 2018 11:46 PM (uSlc8)

331 Hayley Atwell

Whatever she paid for those boobs was worth it.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2018 11:47 PM (AyGZp)

332 Elderly lady asked if she could join the star party that night at the neighborhood park. Astronomer guy tells her sure, but turn your lights off before you drive into the parking area so you do not ruin our night vision.
Darkness comes and so does old lady in her 1959 Plymouth. Rolls into parking lot, cuts the lights, and drives through fence and over ~$50K worth of telescopes.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 03, 2018 11:47 PM (BeZWt)

333 Park County / SW Jeffco? I lived there through all those damnable blazes, back to the Buffalo Creek fire.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:43 PM (UiRxW)

Larimer (2011 I think, maybe 2012-time flies). Almost reached Bellvue, west of Fort Collins Lotta people living in those hills.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:47 PM (EhZNT)

334 It's fun, watching Urb try to wiggle his way out of covering up for a wife beater for three years.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:48 PM (e7oj4)

335 Glad you liked that, Pug!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:48 PM (wSC8T)

336 Didn't they do the same treatment with the Peter Pan story- Neverland or some such?

Seems pretty formulaic.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (mvenn)

337 Off to snooze. But not without for to share Givi - true hero of SMR - and his reply to veak, effeminate allies of Felonia von Painstuit.

https://youtu.be/i7VnE-QshfA

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (fA1SL)

338 Darkness comes and so does old lady in her 1959 Plymouth. Rolls into parking lot, cuts the lights, and drives through fence and over ~$50K worth of telescopes.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 03, 2018 11:47 PM (BeZWt)

Womp womp

Posted by: Robert at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (Zogyx)

339 I also avoid Denver like the plague, Muldoon! That's why I live in Lakewood.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (wSC8T)

340 Disembodied by kangaroos
One can only hope...
Posted by: backbeat baby at August 03, 2018 11:33 PM (w7KSn)


Shows what you know.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (98T/H)

341 I'm much less interesting in person. Trust me on this one.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:44 PM (mvenn)

*considers honest angle of swipe for improved Tinder UI*

Posted by: Miklos, UX amateur expert at August 03, 2018 11:50 PM (zCyNd)

342 324 The smoke from that was awful here in Asheville...

Yeah, probably still too soon.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at August 03, 2018 11:51 PM (BeZWt)

343 336 Didn't they do the same treatment with the Peter Pan story- Neverland or some such?

Seems pretty formulaic.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (mvenn)

--Uh, that's the Disney Way.

They'll do it to Star Wars as well, eventually.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:51 PM (e7oj4)

344 I'm much less interesting in person. Trust me on this one.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:44 PM (mvenn)

As am I. I would probably test high on some Asperger's evaluations. And yet I went. And had fun, even.
Good people are the 'Rons and 'Ettes.


Ah well, there is a lot to be said for anonymity. Cheers.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:52 PM (EhZNT)

345 337. And with and in context, for them as wants that.

https://youtu.be/BC_I-KAhfqE
Givi - true Slav. True hero of SMR.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at August 03, 2018 11:52 PM (fA1SL)

346 Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:47 PM (EhZNT)

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Those were bad too. I hope we're through the worst of it. I can't wait to move back. I've been gone less than two years, and it'll be at least another.

I miss the mountains, and this hipsterized antpile ain't hackin' it for me.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 03, 2018 11:52 PM (UiRxW)

347 Posted by: Gilligan at August 03, 2018 11:46 PM (uSlc

Heh. Now watch Mary Ann and Ginger try out this stuff I made from coconuts.

Posted by: the Professor at August 03, 2018 11:52 PM (zCyNd)

348 343 336 Didn't they do the same treatment with the Peter Pan story- Neverland or some such?

Seems pretty formulaic.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (mvenn)

--Uh, that's the Disney Way.

They'll do it to Star Wars as well, eventually.
Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:51 PM (e7oj4)



They're currently doing to Star Wars what EA is doing to the Star Wars video game license.

Posted by: Buzzion at August 03, 2018 11:53 PM (98T/H)

349 Didn't they do the same treatment with the Peter Pan story- Neverland or some such?

Seems pretty formulaic.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (mvenn)

Hook. With Robin Williams. I actually liked that one. But this Pooh movie looks awful.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:53 PM (EhZNT)

350 Trust me on this, Muldoon... you will not be the least interesting person at the party while I'm around!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:54 PM (wSC8T)

351 Ah well, there is a lot to be said for anonymity. Cheers.



Posted by: Pug Mahon,


*******


Perhaps after I retire (with some luck within the year) My job vulnerability is too high right now.

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:54 PM (mvenn)

352 Formulaic? I paid good money for that shit!

Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at August 03, 2018 11:54 PM (uSlc8)

353 Bees! it was full of bees, honeybees. They weren't aggressive, and none of us got stung. Now, I am wondering, do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (NV/E7)


Sequel to Accidental Tourist: Involuntary Apiarist.

Posted by: Randy Newman at August 03, 2018 11:55 PM (/qEW2)

354 Did anyone raise the classic fight starter?


6 mm vs. 5/32

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:55 PM (mvenn)

355 They'll do it to Star Wars as well, eventually.

Pooh Wars? Wasn't that a 'specialty' pron series?

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at August 03, 2018 11:56 PM (AyGZp)

356 Hook. With Robin Williams. I actually liked that one. But this Pooh movie looks awful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 03, 2018 11:53 PM (EhZNT)


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So the "Pooh" movie looks like shit? Color me shocked.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 03, 2018 11:57 PM (/qEW2)

357 i'm not anti-disney at all, except the left-wing political swing of late. i admire walt and respect the professionalism of the corporation that followed him. but damn them for that new "pooh" movie. the theme of finding your inner child (great for the parks) is atrocious and their vehicle of resurrecting the original stuffed animals acting like the animated versions is just a big, manipulative lie. sure - take the 6 year old - but can he ever read the books and enjoy milne's magic?

Posted by: mjc at August 03, 2018 11:57 PM (Pg+x7)

358 Okay, Muldoon, I understand. I will have to insist on meeting you at a Morondezvous someday, though. Good luck on your upcoming retirement!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 03, 2018 11:57 PM (wSC8T)

359 I mean c'mon. Winnie the "Poo" gets stuck trying to get out of his "hole". I know the Brits are legendary constipationalists, but could we not have a little nuance?

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:58 PM (mvenn)

360 Did anyone raise the classic fight starter?


6 mm vs. 5/32

Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:55 PM (mvenn)


No true! Reject racist Euro-African so-called science!

Posted by: A. Jeong, for the Asian Condom Manufacturers Association at August 03, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)

361 Yeah, Fred Dreier was not of the Fearsome Foursome, but he was a damn good #5 to them.

Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:58 PM (e7oj4)

362 I never liked Pooh.

The donkey is a depressive.

The rabbit? Wasn't he a hypochondriac? Or was that Piglet?

Tigger is a liar and braggart and obnoxious.

Pooh is is indecisive and has self-esteem issues.

C. Robin is a sissy.

Posted by: Bear, Balls, Assymetry, Unserweiter at August 03, 2018 11:58 PM (H5knJ)

363 I bought a Pit Boss pellet Smoker/grill (the cheap one). As a lazy mans smoker. Tonight I used the flame thrower grill option on some small steaks. It is awesome. Truly seared on the surface and still rare on the inside. The flame thrower area is small so not great for a dinner party above 4. But works great for a couple people having a dinner.

Posted by: X-ray at August 03, 2018 11:59 PM (kG2lj)

364 A bear in his natural habitat!

https://youtu.be/MMR5JVo21wQ

Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2018 12:00 AM (XKZwp)

365 the thing that bugs me about this new Winnie the Pooh movie is that the beautiful animation that charmed me so much as a kid is replaced by weirdly bristly creatures that epitomize the Uncanny Valley in a way that has not happened since Beyoncé.

I love the old cartoons. So well done. Just let us enjoy them. Except they're in that Gawdam Vault!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 04, 2018 12:01 AM (EhZNT)

366 Heh. Now watch Mary Ann and Ginger try out this stuff I made from coconuts.
Posted by: the Professor at August 03, 2018 11:52 PM (zCyNd)

Bees! it was full of bees, honeybees.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18 PM (NV/E7)



Gilligans Island + Bees:

https://tinyurl.com/y77s95kv

Posted by: The Skipper at August 04, 2018 12:02 AM (Q2cEs)

367 Okay I'm back.

AOP, thanks for the tip!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 12:02 AM (km8m2)

368 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 04, 2018 12:02 AM (wSC8T)

369 Yeah, I'm out, too. Y'all don't burn the house down.

Posted by: Moron Robbie, Black Woman, Racist at August 04, 2018 12:03 AM (7qm48)

370 Okay I'm back.

AOP, thanks for the tip!
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 12:02 AM (km8m2)

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But JUST the tip.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 12:03 AM (uSlc8)

371 Good night, everyone!
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler, Super-Elite at August 04, 2018 12:02 AM (wSC8T)

'Night.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 04, 2018 12:03 AM (EhZNT)

372 Didn't they do the same treatment with the Peter Pan story- Neverland or some such?

Seems pretty formulaic.
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:49 PM (mvenn)

--Uh, that's the Disney Way.

They'll do it to Star Wars as well, eventually.
Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:51 PM (e7oj4)


========

They can't do that with Star Wars. The new main character, Rey, is a Mary Sue.

Mary Sues are immaculately conceived superheroines, straight out of the womb. They have no character arc. Hence, she can't get out of touch with anything. She'll end up tutoring Yoda in the Force in Episode IX.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 12:04 AM (/qEW2)

373 So I'll leave y'all with this:


Push Harder - a limerick

What's Christopher Robin to do?
With Piglet, and Kanga, and Roo
And Tigger the Tiger
What he needs is more fiber
And then he'll be winning the poo!

Posted by: Muldoon at August 04, 2018 12:04 AM (mvenn)

374 Re Christopher Robin: I've read that the real CR was extremely, over-the-top bitter about being used for his father's books.

As I recall it, he changed his name, became a militant atheist, AND refused to have anything to do with his family except spend their money.

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 12:05 AM (km8m2)

375
Posted by: Muldoon at August 04, 2018 12:04 AM (mvenn)

Or swimming in poo.

Bravo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 12:05 AM (uSlc8)

376 >>>Hunter S. Thompson

Peaches sent me the 'fear and las vegas' one and i read it in one day. afterwards i grilled her with questions because it was so bizarre.

we had a good laugh.

Posted by: concrete girl at August 04, 2018 12:05 AM (M5P9t)

377 Completely OT, but I've been reading up on Botswana lately. It is pretty much the only country in Africa that isn't a complete trainwreck, went from being the poorest country in the world to being, in GNP-per-capita terms, on the low end of 1st world ($18,000 per capita - not bad), has remained politically stable and doesn't loot the foreigners, etc.

You would think it would be an interesting story, and at least be mentioned when people are talking about Africa's travails. But, no, it's just too much of an inconvenient truth. The little landlocked poor country started out from the same spot as its neighbors after decolonization. It just decided it wasn't going to stay there: they didn't implement a socialist command economy, the leaders actually let foreign aid and investment go where it was intended instead of looting it, and generally took responsibility for themselves.

You know, the usual story of national success and growth. I guess it's just too boring and provides insufficient opportunity for graft.

I have actually seen leftists pretend it's because Botswana has some natural resources. It's Africa. Much of the continent seems to be hip-deep in gold, diamonds, and rare/strategic/industrial metals, and that hasn't stopped anybody else from going broke and living the Mad Max lifestyle. Nope, it's the corruption (or lack of same) that matters.

Posted by: Locarno at August 04, 2018 12:05 AM (lMVh5)

378 ... the lie of the pooh movie is that they ressurect the original stuffed animals of the original stories but they act like the animated versions. lying liars of liar's gulch.

Posted by: mjc at August 04, 2018 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)

379 As I recall it, he changed his name, became a militant atheist, AND refused to have anything to do with his family except spend their money.
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 12:05 AM (km8m2)

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He also converted to islam

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 12:06 AM (uSlc8)

380 Gilligans Island + Bees:


*note to self*

*add to Hello Cupid profile*

*potentials must dance like this, even (and especially) when making breakfast*

Posted by: Miklos, available, you swinging chicks! at August 04, 2018 12:06 AM (zCyNd)

381 A bear in his natural habitat!

https://youtu.be/MMR5JVo21wQ
Posted by: pookysgirl at August 04, 2018 12:00 AM (XKZwp)

Heh! I have a '51 Studebaker 2-door just like that one.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:10 AM (NV/E7)

382 'Night, Horde. Don't drink all the booze.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained at August 04, 2018 12:10 AM (EhZNT)

383 377 when you have resources, the best plans by those betters can do a wonder. Venezuela comes to mind

Posted by: TANJ at August 04, 2018 12:11 AM (Wa5hI)

384 Is qdp still here?

Thanks for the DVDs!

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 12:12 AM (e7oj4)

385 'Night, Horde. Don't drink all the booze.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Easily Entertained


Challenge Accepted.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 12:12 AM (kG2lj)

386 I mean c'mon. Winnie the "Poo" gets stuck trying to get out of his "hole". I know the Brits are legendary constipationalists, but could we not have a little nuance?
Posted by: Muldoon at August 03, 2018 11:58 PM (mvenn)


It's not the British. The original Constipationalists were the founding farters who convened the incontinental congress in order to write the defecation of independence.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 12:12 AM (/qEW2)

387
'Night Pug.

I'm fading myself. Gotta put B'Gal to bed first, tho'.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 04, 2018 12:13 AM (HaL55)

388 There's booze?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 12:13 AM (uSlc8)

389 ... tigger bouncing on his tail? that comes from the cartoon, not the books - but there he is in the 30's as if the toons were the original. very deceitful.

Posted by: mjc at August 04, 2018 12:13 AM (Pg+x7)

390 233 Don't know if this has been mentioned on the HQ or not, but former 'ron commentator "Squibob" has passed away from cancer. Heard this from Brandon Finnigan at the DDHQ.
Posted by: The Political Hat at August 03, 2018 11:20 PM (itfg0)
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I remember him.
So sad.
May his soul rest in peace and the Light of God shine upon him.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 04, 2018 12:13 AM (0jtPF)

391 Went to a fine baseball game tonight! Brewer Eric Thames hit a walk-off 3 run homer against the Rockies! Fun, fun!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at August 04, 2018 12:14 AM (H80UQ)

392 Give me Liberty, or make me deaf!

Posted by: Patrick Henry at August 04, 2018 12:14 AM (uSlc8)

393 388 There's booze?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 12:13 AM (uSlc

Not anymore... *burp*

Posted by: Hillary at August 04, 2018 12:14 AM (lMVh5)

394 ... ok. i'm done.

Posted by: mjc at August 04, 2018 12:15 AM (Pg+x7)

395 390 233 Don't know if this has been mentioned on the HQ or not, but former 'ron commentator "Squibob" has passed away from cancer."

I remember him too. RIP.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at August 04, 2018 12:15 AM (H80UQ)

396 logprof, you're welcome!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 12:15 AM (km8m2)

397 Hey, Piglet, did you know that honey can be used as a lubricant? Whay are you crying, Piglet?

Posted by: Winnie the Poof at August 04, 2018 12:15 AM (H5knJ)

398

... tigger bouncing on his tail? that comes from the cartoon, not the books - but there he is in the 30's as if the toons were the original. very deceitful.


That's the Giant Rat for you. They're a pale imitation of what they were when Walt's head wasn't frozen.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 04, 2018 12:16 AM (HaL55)

399 Hey, Piglet, did you know that honey can be used as a lubricant? Whay are you crying, Piglet?
Posted by: Winnie the Poof at August 04, 2018 12:15 AM (H5knJ)

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You're not going to like this, but I'm going to do it anyway.

Posted by: Eeyore at August 04, 2018 12:16 AM (uSlc8)

400 386 steve and cold bear:

"founding farters," et al -

well done.

Posted by: mjc at August 04, 2018 12:17 AM (Pg+x7)

401 I believe the bat-shit Asian woman hates the NYT almost as much as I do. I pity this Harvard grad though, because I don't work for the Times.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2018 12:17 AM (rnAwa)

402 ... all done - startiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing













now.

Posted by: mjc at August 04, 2018 12:18 AM (Pg+x7)

403 172 How do you think this pretty little face is going to fare in federal prison?

https://giphy.com/gifs/fdYh6Jr6UuDdFrgQLZ
Posted by: Sam Adams at August 03, 2018 10:59 PM (VDbGO)

If he goes to prison at all, it will be a Club Fed, where he won't have to worry about becoming Bubba's bitch.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at August 04, 2018 12:19 AM (H80UQ)

404 401 I believe the bat-shit Asian woman hates the NYT almost as much as I do. I pity this Harvard grad though, because I don't work for the Times.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2018 12:17 AM (rnAwa)

White people do have a lot to answer for. They founded the NY Times and Harvard and all the other Ivies which fill the heads of ninnies like this with dreck.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V. at August 04, 2018 12:21 AM (H80UQ)

405 Winnie the Pooh was not English.

He was Canadian. He was named after Winnipeg, by an officer from Manitoba transiting to the Western Front who picked him up in Ontario en route.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 12:21 AM (e7oj4)

406 Yo Jeong baby.


Do it.

And no kimchi on the sammich, or My People be comin' around.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Al Sharpton at August 04, 2018 12:24 AM (zCyNd)

407 when you have resources, the best plans by those betters can do a wonder. Venezuela comes to mind
Posted by: TANJ at August 04, 2018 12:11 AM (Wa5hI)

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That Country is truly sad. They have oil out the ass, but have phuched it up so badly in terms of getting it out of the ground,they are toast.

Well Socialists, this is what happens when you invite foreign companies who know what they are doing in to harvest your product, and then seize their assets there once they become successful, because "fair".

They overly depressurized their own wells in '05, because no company with two functioning brain cells to rub together would ever work there again.

But, "For the People".

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 04, 2018 12:24 AM (I16G8)

408 I believe the bat-shit Asian woman hates the NYT almost as much as I do. I pity this Harvard grad though, because I don't work for the Times.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at August 04, 2018 12:17 AM (rnAwa)


I still do not understand why Mr. Sulzberger would hire someone with a virulent hatred of who he is, based on her racist outlook. But then again, I don't get why Soros wants the Muslims to take over either.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 12:27 AM (/qEW2)

409 I still do not understand why Mr. Sulzberger would hire someone with a virulent hatred of who he is, based on her racist outlook. But then again, I don't get why Soros wants the Muslims to take over either.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 12:27 AM (/qEW2)

And what are Arabs, but Israelites who rejected the word of God? "And he shall be a wild ass of a man..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:30 AM (NV/E7)

410 Note to self:

"Self, next time you need to get rid of a bucket of old gasoline, do NOT throw it into the barbecue pit while the ribeyes are cooking!"

Posted by: Sharkman at August 04, 2018 12:34 AM (fRQju)

411 I still do not understand why Mr. Sulzberger would hire someone with a virulent hatred of who he is, based on her racist outlook. But then again, I don't get why Soros wants the Muslims to take over either.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 12:27 AM (/qEW2)

You don't know the famous exchange between father and son (former and current hereditary heirs on the NYT)?

Father: What are you trying to do? You are attacking our own readers

Son: If we are pissing off white men, we must be doing something right (sic)

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Miklos at August 04, 2018 12:34 AM (zCyNd)

412 This Sarah Jeong chick is scary. Dark, man. Dark. She needs to chill.

Posted by: Charles Manson at August 04, 2018 12:36 AM (PKwqC)

413 They overly depressurized their own wells in '05, because no company with two functioning brain cells to rub together would ever work there again. ---


The company I work for makes equipment for the oil industry. Venezuela bounced too many checks. Nothing we make goes to there anymore. And we had a shitton of stuff there. So even replacement stuff is not available there. To switch to a different supplier requires real knowledgeable industry engineers. So commie hookers yelling we love you long time have fucked them hard.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 12:36 AM (kG2lj)

414 *zzzzzzz grp gug*

Heh. Decided to stretch out for a second an hour and a half ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

415 Meanwhile.... a Man who taunted a Bison in Yellowstone park is in custody tonight.... for taunting a bison...


Meanwhile... Hillary Clinton continues unindicted.


/spit

Posted by: Don Q at August 04, 2018 12:37 AM (NgKpN)

416 *zzzzzzz grp gug*

Heh. Decided to stretch out for a second an hour and a half ago.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 12:37 AM (CDGwz)

Damn. You should run for State AG.

You got mad skillzzzzzz.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2018 12:38 AM (UiRxW)

417 I have changed the caption for the first GIF.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 04, 2018 12:38 AM (bQXMb)

418 Heh. Decided to stretch out for a second an hour and a half ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 12:37 AM (CDGwz)


Sofas are the gateway drug to hammocks.

Posted by: the statue of the Reclining Miklos at August 04, 2018 12:39 AM (zCyNd)

419 @415
In jail for taunting a bison? Why in hell for?

Let him taunt.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 04, 2018 12:40 AM (S/hVx)

420 This Sarah Jeong chick is scary. Dark, man. Dark. She needs to chill.

Posted by: Charles Manson at August 04, 2018 12:36 AM (PKwqC)

Some chicks just want to see the world burn.

Posted by: Alfred at August 04, 2018 12:41 AM (zCyNd)

421 In jail for taunting a bison? Why in hell for?

Let him taunt.
Posted by: irongrampa at August 04, 2018 12:40 AM (S/hVx)

"I'm not the bison-taunter, I'm the bison taunter's son. But I will taunt your bison 'til the bison-taunter comes."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:42 AM (NV/E7)

422 Meanwhile... Hillary Clinton continues unindicted.

So, like, how much does it cost to ship a bison to Nu Yolk City?

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at August 04, 2018 12:42 AM (AoK0a)

423 Meanwhile.... a Man who taunted a Bison in Yellowstone park is in custody tonight.... for taunting a bison...


He's pretty lucky he's not dead. They may look big and slow but that Bison would have had no problem outrunning that idiot.

On the Hillary part I'll spit with you.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 12:44 AM (kG2lj)

424 I have changed the caption for the first GIF.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 04, 2018 12:38 AM (bQXMb)

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Dave, please disable autorun for all .gifs. It is killing a lot of us.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 04, 2018 12:44 AM (I16G8)

425 Put a MAGA hat on the bison before we release it in New York City and we'll get a whole lot more people than Hillary in trouble for taunting a bison.

Posted by: Locarno at August 04, 2018 12:45 AM (lMVh5)

426 334 It's fun, watching Urb try to wiggle his way out of covering up for a wife beater for three years.
Posted by: logprof at August 03, 2018 11:48 PM (e7oj4)

Hillary covered up for a rapist for decades and they tried to make her President.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at August 04, 2018 12:45 AM (jp0Bv)

427 I was taunted once.


Once.

Posted by: A. Bison at August 04, 2018 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

428 Bison in a crate>>>emu in a box.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:46 AM (NV/E7)

429 Was just watching a few videos.

I never really appreciated before how many iconic tunes Three Dog Night performed.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2018 12:46 AM (M53dl)

430 Put a MAGA hat on the bison before we release it in New York City and we'll get a whole lot more people than Hillary in trouble for taunting a bison.

Good Thinking!!!

Posted by: Adriane the Practical Critic ... at August 04, 2018 12:47 AM (AoK0a)

431 Now, I am wondering, do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 03, 2018 11:18

That's funny AOP, hope you have good honey.

T

Posted by: Farmer at August 04, 2018 12:47 AM (yJ1e6)

432 Sorry, I am busy considering any verbiage involving the crime of bison taunting, and it is difficult to choose the proper Monty Python accent.


"Ooo, Allo, a bison you say..."

Posted by: A. Bison at August 04, 2018 12:48 AM (zCyNd)

433 I never really appreciated before how many iconic tunes Three Dog Night performed.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2018 12:46 AM (M53dl)

They never did this one, did they?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1W1h5W17Y

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:50 AM (NV/E7)

434 I'm there pug and PW!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at August 04, 2018 12:52 AM (pvj37)

435 They never did this one, did they?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1W1h5W17Y

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:50 AM (NV/E7)

But their psychidelically influenced version of "Song of the Volga Boatmen" rocks.

Posted by: Miklos, sometime musicologist at August 04, 2018 12:53 AM (zCyNd)

436 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:50 AM (NV/E7)


I like it!

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2018 12:54 AM (M53dl)

437
"This Sarah Jeong chick is scary. Dark, man. Dark. She needs to chill."


Apparently, she's Korean, and apparently, not does not consider herself to be Korean-American (although I'd put money on her doing absolutely nothing more committed than visiting SOUTH Korea).

I remember somewhat-similar sentiments expressed by another Korean ... Psy, the entertainer who sang "Gangnam Style" ... he said something about Yankees ... then very quickly retracted his words when they escaped the Korean-o-Sphere.


BTW, did Sarah Jeong really tweet a question asking about white people's achievements? Is she unaware of, or does she not use, any devices that use electricity? Does she avoid all forms of Western Medicine (including dentistry)?

Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2018 12:56 AM (FlRtG)

438 I would think that taunting a bison would be protected by the 1st Amendment. What is this anyway, the USSR?
You can't yell "Fatso!" or "Hey, hairball!" at a bison?!?

Now, if you poke, smack, or tickle the critter, that's another matter.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at August 04, 2018 12:57 AM (0jtPF)

439 Isn't taunting a Bison like taunting an MMA champion fighter? You cant hurt it but it sure as hell can hurt you. There should be a new law. Lets call it the Darwin Law. You taunt something or somebody. They are free to fuck you up no charges. And if you can walk away your free to.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 12:59 AM (kG2lj)

440

" ... do I have a Studebaker air cleaner full of delicious Peon Farms honey, and if so, how do I get it out?"

AOP - I thought you off-ed the bees in Apache Junction. Did you actually relocate them to (one of) your Studebakers? That would be a truly magnanimous act, as well as a truly effective anti-theft measure.

Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2018 12:59 AM (FlRtG)

441 There should be a new law. Lets call it the Darwin Law. You taunt something or somebody. They are free to fuck you up no charges. And if you can walk away your free to.

....

So basically hockey.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at August 04, 2018 01:02 AM (M53dl)

442 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1W1h5W17Y

Oy!
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 04, 2018 01:03 AM (AoK0a)

443 Hmmm.. Harvard (undergrad, not law) is being sued by a group of Asian-Americans for discrimination.

Jeong, although a law school grad, is .....convenient.

Posted by: Miklos, calling like seeing at August 04, 2018 01:03 AM (zCyNd)

444 AOP - I thought you off-ed the bees in Apache Junction. Did you actually relocate them to (one of) your Studebakers? That would be a truly magnanimous act, as well as a truly effective anti-theft measure.
Posted by: Arbalest at August 04, 2018 12:59 AM (FlRtG)

No. The bees I offed a couple of years ago were setting up housekeeping in the crawl space under my front porch, and getting into the basement, and there were hundreds of them. Bees in house, not good. Bees in barn, 200 feet away, no biggie.

Some local beekeepers bees swarmed, and set up housekeeping in my barn. Honeybees are not native to this part of Canada. They are livestock.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:04 AM (NV/E7)

445 So basically hockey.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


70s No helmet or facemask Hockey yes.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 01:04 AM (kG2lj)

446 Dave, please disable autorun for all .gifs. It is killing a lot of us.
I can't, that's not how GIFS work. It's just an 1mage file, it doesn't take any more bandwith or processor power to load that an jpg file of the same size. Well, a little more because it's hotlinked, but we're talking small files, the goose is 7 MB.
Every time I post a GIF, one or two people complain. What are you guys using to come here, a TRS-80? First time someone complained, I dug out a 15 year old computer that runs XP and it handled it fine. I've checked on iPhones back to 3, Androids, tablets and Kindles, on wi-fi, cell and even (really) dial-up. None of them have any trouble handling the cutting edge technology of 1987. If the software here was updated so I could use Mp4s, I'd do it, but it's not. I don't know what to tell you.

Posted by: Weirddave at August 04, 2018 01:05 AM (bQXMb)

447 Let he who has not taunted a bison, cast the first stone.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 01:05 AM (uSlc8)

448 Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 12:50 AM (NV/E7)

So I'll see your Clean Windows and raise you 4 candles ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 04, 2018 01:05 AM (AoK0a)

449 If you get shot by one of those 'bullets', you're screwed.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2018 01:06 AM (hBIFh)

450 Tatonka?

Ta FUCK ya!!!

Posted by: An Aboriginal American at August 04, 2018 01:07 AM (uSlc8)

451 For my part, GIF's load slowly, and run jerkily until all loaded into memory, and then they run smoothly, over and over again. So, maybe those who have problems with (animated) GIF's have a lack of free memory in their device.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:07 AM (NV/E7)

452 (429) Or Hoyt Axton wrote...

Posted by: ro-man at August 04, 2018 01:07 AM (RuIsu)

453 I shot a bison in Reno
Just to watch it die

Posted by: Johnny Cash at August 04, 2018 01:09 AM (uSlc8)

454 Nite all. Time for bed here, be well.

Posted by: Farmer at August 04, 2018 01:10 AM (yJ1e6)

455 If the software here was updated so I could use Mp4s, I'd do it, but it's not. I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 04, 2018 01:05 AM (bQXMb)

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#twoweeks

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 01:10 AM (uSlc8)

456 One of the GIFs is actually working for me!

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2018 01:10 AM (hBIFh)

457 Damn, Derb slams Sarah Jeong.

To wit:

Born in South Korea, a nation which only exists because of the sacrifices of 54,000 Americans, and a couple of thousand Brits, Canadians, Aussies and New Zealanders, mostly white men.

Went to Berkeley and Harvard, founded by white men.

Lives in Portland, one of the whitest cities in America.

STFU, you sick cunny.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 01:12 AM (e7oj4)

458 So I'll see your Clean Windows and raise you 4 candles ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNTM9iM1eVw
Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 04, 2018 01:05 AM (AoK0a)

How about some Sister Josephine?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FE-BKrAAZGc

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:16 AM (NV/E7)

459 Every time I post a GIF, one or two people complain. What are you guys using to come here, a TRS-80? First time someone complained, I dug out a 15 year old computer that runs XP and it handled it fine. I've checked on iPhones back to 3, Androids, tablets and Kindles, on wi-fi, cell and even (really) dial-up. None of them have any trouble handling the cutting edge technology of 1987. If the software here was updated so I could use Mp4s, I'd do it, but it's not. I don't know what to tell you.
Posted by: Weirddave at August 04, 2018 01:05 AM (bQXMb)

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All I can tell ya is that when you post ONTs like this, with autorun .gif pics, people bail due to the general thread load time. Check the posts eatlier in this very thread.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 04, 2018 01:16 AM (I16G8)

460 It would have been a good day to be a fly fisherman. In the aftermath of 3-4 days of heavy rain, we had a massive Mayfly hatch today.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 01:16 AM (CDGwz)

461 460 It would have been a good day to be a fly fisherman. In the aftermath of 3-4 days of heavy rain, we had a massive Mayfly hatch today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 01:16 AM (CDGwz)

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Rain. I remember that.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 01:19 AM (uSlc8)

462 It would have been a good day to be a fly fisherman. In the aftermath of 3-4 days of heavy rain, we had a massive Mayfly hatch today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 01:16 AM (CDGwz)

Shouldn't they be Augustflies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:20 AM (NV/E7)

463 My Commodore 64 has no problem loading those gifs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 01:22 AM (uSlc8)

464 Pls don't start this again.

It's just like liberals leaving the shitholes that they created and moving to a nicer state and then complaining because they don't like some of the things that happen or that don't happen and want to turn the nicer state in one of the liberal shitholes they came from.

Leave the damn blog alone. You don't need mp4 or whatever. And if you really really do then figure out a way to do it so it works here. Take it as a challenge and don't whine about the blog being so old fashioned.

Being old fashioned IS PART OF THE APPEAL. And the blog would be different with all the new bells and whistles that all the other LOSER sites have.

(this isn't aimed at weirdave.)

Try, just try to experience something different instead of whining that it's not like all the other crappy blogs and news zines that bored you to death and made you come here for some actual conversation.

/rant off.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 04, 2018 01:23 AM (7f50i)

465 64k of hungry, lightning fast RAM, just waiting for the next challenge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at August 04, 2018 01:24 AM (uSlc8)

466 You don't know the famous exchange between father and son (former and current hereditary heirs on the NYT)?

Father: What are you trying to do? You are attacking our own readers

Son: If we are pissing off white men, we must be doing something right (sic)

Posted by: Rev. Dr. Miklos at August 04, 2018 12:34 AM (zCyNd)


Seriously? What an idiot.

My muddah is chinese but raise in South Korea, was arrowed to come here due to the Hart-Celler bill. Now I'm thinking the best thing is that we piss off Koreans so they stay the fuck away.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 01:24 AM (/qEW2)

467 460 It would have been a good day to be a fly fisherman. In the aftermath of 3-4 days of heavy rain, we had a massive Mayfly hatch today.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 01:16 AM (CDGwz)


I'd imagine that's a double edged sword, with the murkiness of the water, no?

(Not a fly fisherman)

Posted by: Bumr50 at August 04, 2018 01:24 AM (SEBYZ)

468 /rant off.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 04, 2018 01:23 AM (7f50i)

Cut, jib, newsletter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:24 AM (NV/E7)

469 Some local beekeepers bees swarmed, and set up housekeeping in my barn. Honeybees are not native to this part of Canada. They are livestock.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Assume you know, but any beekeeper will probably come and take the bees. They have ways...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 01:24 AM (CDGwz)

470 I thought all these android and Apple phones were super computers that could do everything perfectly?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2018 01:26 AM (IqV8l)

471 the thread load time on the front page is because ALL the previous thread headers have to be loaded and there's a bunch of them and if they have a few pics then the load time gets outrageous.

Just hit escape. The first few articles should have loaded okay and if one further down didn't then you'll have to endure the load time for it.

There's also all the ads and some of the advertisers use crappy stuff that takes a lot to load.

Posted by: jakee308 at August 04, 2018 01:26 AM (7f50i)

472 Assume you know, but any beekeeper will probably come and take the bees. They have ways...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at August 04, 2018 01:24 AM (CDGwz)

I tried that, the last time, when there were a lot more bees. No dice. They were concerned about introducing diseases/varroa mites into their colonies.

I guess those tiny bee ear tags never really caught on...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:27 AM (NV/E7)

473 470 I thought all these android and Apple phones were super computers that could do everything perfectly?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at August 04, 2018 01:26 AM (IqV8l)

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Would you like to play a game?

Posted by: Joshua at August 04, 2018 01:28 AM (uSlc8)

474 There's also all the ads and some of the advertisers use crappy stuff that takes a lot to load.
Posted by: jakee308 at August 04, 2018 01:26 AM (7f50i)

Brave browser FTW!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 01:28 AM (NV/E7)

475 Gah. I'm arguing with someone who thinks that Obama's directives are set in stone and that Trump needs to go over huge hurdles because reasons. I don't give a flying fvck about what an Obama appointed judge says. If Congress said X, and was signed into law, it doesn't matter if the previous admin ignored it. If the CURRENT says enforce it, it gets enforced. This admin doesn't have to prove a damn thing.


I fvcking hate the left.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at August 04, 2018 01:34 AM (l7Kbv)

476 I just purchased a copy of James Oberg's "Red Star in Orbit".

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9voyrc3

The book was published in 1981 when the Soviet Union still existed. It may be a bit dated now, as much material became available in the West after the fall of the Soviet Union, but it was unique for its time.

James Oberg is a well-known American expert on the Russian space program. He has often been interviewed by the MSM. I actually saw him comment here once a few years ago using his real name. He was asking if anyone had a link to something specific. I forgot what it was. I can't help wondering if he's a lurker, or maybe even a regular who uses a nick.

Posted by: rickl at August 04, 2018 01:36 AM (sdi6R)

477 AZ Hi Desert, do what I do these days to lefty trolls:

- Dump a yuge turd in their lap
- Block 'em forever

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 01:36 AM (km8m2)

478 NoScript is the shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 01:40 AM (cwYg1)

479 Time for the old folk.

In the midst of the sideshow with the SJWs and assorted college snowflakes plus the rest of the annoyances you might stop and consider that this is STILL a place unique and exceptional to live in.


It is the USA,and we didn't get here by being anything but extraordinary, by virtue of our founders and adherence to the political system they devised.

Right now, we're in the middle of a serious threat to that system, but I'm confident we'll prevail here as we have in other instances every bit as dire.
So don't become discouraged--we got this. Won't be easy but we WILL prevail. We must, because we are Americans, thus denied the option of failure.
Never EVER forget that.
So you hold that head HIGH and PROUD.


Goodnite, good people. Stay safe and sleep well.

Posted by: irongrampa at August 04, 2018 01:41 AM (S/hVx)

480
White woman gives birth to black baby accuses her husband of having sex with a black girl.

I had a Psychology 101 class in high school and we had to read about ten pages from the textbook and an entire class period devoted to the topic in order to having the concept of 'Projection' explained. When all it would have taken is that one single sentence.


Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 04, 2018 01:42 AM (LOgQ4)

481 I was taunted once.


Once.
Posted by: A. Bison at August 04, 2018 12:45 AM (zCyNd)

-------

It's unwise to taunt me. You can't compare with my powers!!

Posted by: M. Bison at August 04, 2018 01:42 AM (UiRxW)

482 How about some Sister Josephine?

Some Like it Hot!

... mostly people that don't live in Arizona this time of year ... mostly ...

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic ... at August 04, 2018 01:43 AM (AoK0a)

483 - Dump a yuge turd in their lap
- Block 'em forever
Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 01:36 AM (km8m2)

Wife says the same. But I MUST hoist the flag and charge into the fray. Maybe I am Don Quixote, but I will fight.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at August 04, 2018 01:43 AM (l7Kbv)

484 Gah. I'm arguing with someone who thinks that Obama's directives are set in stone and that Trump needs to go over huge hurdles because reasons. ----


If precedent is so important why don't we still have slavery.

All things change except the Constitution. Oh crap it changes to just it takes real political will and agreement of 3/4s of the state legislators not a single unelected judge. (My 3/4s may be a little off but I don't want to fact check myself tonight)

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 01:45 AM (kG2lj)

485 Remember, if you're running this on a phone/tablet... all your apps are loaded with cruft and spyware, and they take a toll on device memory...

Try givin' her a reboot.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at August 04, 2018 01:45 AM (UiRxW)

486
It's unwise to taunt me. You can't compare with my powers!!
Posted by: M. Bison at August 04, 2018


https://youtu.be/iVzAMmpMra8

Posted by: Buzzion at August 04, 2018 01:46 AM (98T/H)

487
I'm running NoScript and the gifs work fine and the load and refresh time is no different then any other thread. Which means pretty damn fast.

It's the damn advertisements that slow stuff to a crawl. Spyin' on you takes time.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at August 04, 2018 01:47 AM (LOgQ4)

488 If precedent is so important why don't we still have slavery.

All things change except the Constitution. Oh crap it changes to just it takes real political will and agreement of 3/4s of the state legislators not a single unelected judge. (My 3/4s may be a little off but I don't want to fact check myself tonight)

That's it. We CAN change the Constitution without a single judge. That seems to be what is the problem judges have. They think they can change the Constitution and no one else can.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at August 04, 2018 01:49 AM (l7Kbv)

489 Wife says the same. But I MUST hoist the flag and charge into the fray. Maybe I am Don Quixote, but I will fight.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert


Come at me Bro!

Posted by: Razor Vaned Windmill at August 04, 2018 01:51 AM (kG2lj)

490 Goodnight all, happy weekend!

Posted by: qdpsteve at August 04, 2018 01:52 AM (km8m2)

491

OK Hordelings, B'Gal's all tucked in and now it's Bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at August 04, 2018 01:55 AM (HaL55)

492 Love that sunset in America! Happy Weekend all

Posted by: Lava Land at August 04, 2018 01:56 AM (FJrl0)

493 Der Trumpentwatter is amusing right now - he just took time out from trumpeting all the good economic news (which is fine) to call Don Lemon "the dumbest man on television". (!) Also took a swipe at Lebron. Check it out.


I already sympathize with the pundit who has said that whatever else goes well or poorly, he's already dreading the end of the Trump presidency because he will be bored to death.



Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2018 01:56 AM (QDnY+)

494 I think I need a new phone.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2018 01:58 AM (hBIFh)

495 That's it. We CAN change the Constitution without a single judge. That seems to be what is the problem judges have. They think they can change the Constitution and no one else can.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert


And Executive Orders by a President are at the discretion of the next President. To turn it on them ask how long Trumps EOs should last after he is out of office. The pen and phone are fleeting at best.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 01:59 AM (kG2lj)

496 Good evening.

Posted by: thathalfrican - OG LoG - Broke Minds Think Alike at August 04, 2018 02:00 AM (IYHxL)

497 Wife says the same. But I MUST hoist the flag and charge into the fray. Maybe I am Don Quixote, but I will fight.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert





Come at me Bro!

Posted by: Razor Vaned Windmill at August 04, 2018 01:51 AM (kG2lj)

---
come with me bro! there's enough targets for us both!

Velox et Mortifer!


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 02:00 AM (cwYg1)

498 Sighning off. Page loading sucks. Be well, all.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at August 04, 2018 02:00 AM (I16G8)

499 Appearantly my current phone is worth $200 if I can get the screen fixed.

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2018 02:03 AM (hBIFh)

500
Donald J. Trump
‏Verified account @realDonaldTrump
7h7 hours ago

Almost 500,000 Manufacturing Jobs created since I won the Election. Remember when my opponents were saying that we couldn’t create this type of job anymore. Wrong, in fact these are among our best and most important jobs!


Terribly unfair to foreign workers! As a notion we're butter than this!

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi Galore at August 04, 2018 02:04 AM (LOgQ4)

501 500?

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2018 02:04 AM (hBIFh)

502 484
All things change except the Constitution.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 01:45 AM (kG2lj)


Hello. Have we met?

Posted by: Penumbras and Emanations at August 04, 2018 02:05 AM (sdi6R)

Posted by: Surfperch at August 04, 2018 02:05 AM (hBIFh)

504 I just realized I have no idea who "Mike" is in Trump's tweet. At the end of the one slamming Lemon and James, he says "I like Mike!".


Who's Mike - anybody know?

Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2018 02:13 AM (QDnY+)

505 All things change except the Constitution.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 01:45 AM (kG2lj)

Hello. Have we met?
Posted by: Penumbras and Emanations


No we haven't. But just like burglars can loot your house. Judges can loot your rights if the control the levers of power.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 02:13 AM (kG2lj)

506 my current phone is a Casio G'z One Type V flip phone.


Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 02:15 AM (cwYg1)

507 Who's Mike - anybody know?



Posted by: rhomboid at August 04, 2018 02:13 AM (QDnY+)
---an ancestor of Ike?

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 02:17 AM (cwYg1)

508 Well, i am off to bed. Getting very sleepy. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at August 04, 2018 02:22 AM (NV/E7)

509 Weird Dvae:

"That's Not How Any of This Works!"

(Referring to the story about the white woman who gave birth to a black baby and accused her husband of having sex with a black girl.)

Actually, believe it or not, that IS how it works!

In fact, that exact scenario was one of the most famous court cases in Apartheid-era South Africa. And it turned out that the wife was correct!

Here is what happened, in South Africa sometime (if I remember correctly) in the 1980s:

White couple is married. Wife gets pregnant. Gives birth -- baby is obviously half-black. Husband accuses wife of cheating on him. And with a black guy, no less, which (at the time in S.A.) was illegal. Wife absolutely insists she never cheated on him wife anyone, black or white. A court case ensues. Wife hires investigative team, who trail the husband for months, interview countless witnesses, and uncover this amazing series of events, involving three separate sex acts, which explained the baby's ethnicity:

The story starts with a black prostitute. The first thing that happened is that she had sex with a black john -- no condom. Just a few minutes later, she's back out on the street, and gets a new client -- this time a white guy. He also has sex with her -- no condom. Yep, the white guy was the husband in the case. As far as anyone could tell, by having such recent "sloppy seconds" with the prostitute, when he withdrew, he retained some of the PREVIOUS guy's semen on his penis. Oh, did I mention he was uncircumcised? Probably helped to protect some of the other guy's semen under the foreskin. Then the husband goes home, wife says, "Today is my top fertility day, according to the calendar, don't you remember? I want to get pregnant. Sex now!" So the husband dutifully has sex with her, his second act of the day. Again, no condom.

Well, the husband must have had pretty weak sperm, or just was spectacularly unlucky, because one of the sperm from the prostitute's john was the one that fertilized his wife's egg. And so she ended up with a half-black baby.

They actually tracked down the original john, did whatever kind of genetic testing they could in that era,. and confirmed as best they could that indeed, the black john was the biological father of the baby.

The jury ruled in the wife's favor, and the HUSBAND was convicted of having interracial sex.

Although this scenario might possibly have played out any number of times in human history, this was the only time it was ever documented and proven.

I cut out a newspaper article about the trial, way back in the day. I still have it stuffed away in an envelope around here somewhere....

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2018 02:23 AM (c+2jX)

510 My phone is a Samsung S6. I can get AoSHQ on it but don't bother since I hate all the touching of the screen and the tiny type I cant read. How anyone surfs this site or really the general internet confounds me.


Oh and get off my lawn!

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 02:24 AM (kG2lj)

511 wife anyone = with anyone

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2018 02:24 AM (c+2jX)

512
OMFG!!!!

Here I truly thought that I had half the universal sign for toxic waste tattooed on my flaccid cock so that when it got hard it would look [and FEEL] like a thermo-nuclear explosion!

But only now I learn that the Joooos have infiltrated my dick with the Star of David!?
It simply can't be.

NNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

- Well....
.....Actually:
That's pretty fuckin' cool. (Pardon the awesome pun.)



Posted by: Cold Civil War at August 04, 2018 02:35 AM (Z2PYk)

513 Boom

That's what she said.

Posted by: Pinche cabrone at August 04, 2018 02:37 AM (E/U1b)

514 Sperm lasts 2 weeks.

It's a fact

Posted by: Norte at August 04, 2018 02:40 AM (E/U1b)

515 Although this scenario might possibly have played out any number of times in human history, this was the only time it was ever documented and proven. ---


This scenario is in the hitting the lottery odds at best. And with current DNA testing can be proved. My daughter has 3 kids with a Mexican guy who is kinda dark. First kid male features of his dad but whiter than white with blonde hair. Second kid girl whiter than white blonde hair but can still see dads features in her.
Third kid dark black hair darker complexion and I still see a mix of my daughter (obvious) and her guy. like blue eyes latent genes are more likely the cause than transferred sperm from a hooker. DNA would be proof and I would believe it then but without that it's BS.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 02:46 AM (kG2lj)

516 I defer to zombie in these matters

For they have enough energy to destroy deconstruct into into z particles. They are hard to reach.

Posted by: Z-particles at August 04, 2018 02:51 AM (E/U1b)

517 Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 02:46 AM (kG2lj)

--First heard of the phenomenon of heteropaternity in a Nicholas Wade book.

Depressing topic as hell, but there it is.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 02:54 AM (e7oj4)

518 Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2018 02:23 AM (c+2jX)

--Good gravy, all that hubby had to do (uh, asiide from getting his dick wet in strange) was minimally clean his schlong, and no probs.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 03:00 AM (e7oj4)

519 Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 02:46 AM (kG2lj)

--First heard of the phenomenon of heteropaternity in a Nicholas Wade book.

Depressing topic as hell, but there it is.
Posted by: logprof

Isn't heteropaternity 2 different guys banging one chick?

The transfer of sperm from a whore is why I always rinsed my dick with Listerine before I got home.

Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 03:01 AM (kG2lj)

520 Well, this political Twitter ad backfired...

https://mobile.twitter.com/SeriousCat5000/status/1025640445945294848

Posted by: Serious Cat at August 04, 2018 03:11 AM (GtG/j)

521 Isn't heteropaternity 2 different guys banging one chick?

The transfer of sperm from a whore is why I always rinsed my dick with Listerine before I got home.
Posted by: X-ray at August 04, 2018 03:01 AM (kG2lj)

--Yup.

Wade cited that ~10% of twin births in the UK were of that phenomenon.

Disgusting.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 03:13 AM (e7oj4)

522 Did anyone click on the NRA "unable to exist" link at Drudge? In good conscience, I just can't give my web traffic to such a lying, piece of crap organization like Rolling Stone.

Sounds like masturbatorial fantasies among the progressives to me.

Posted by: Trigger Warning at August 04, 2018 03:14 AM (kO+z3)

523 according to Resident 3vil, who i am not about to argue with, she had a distant cousin who gave birth to twins years ago.

fraternal twins.

one black, like her lover, one white, like her husband.

apparently, it was awkward.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 03:30 AM (cwYg1)

524 Wade cited that ~10% of twin births in the UK were of that phenomenon.

Posted by: logprof at August 04, 2018 03:13 AM (e7oj4)


Jeezus Christ on a Cracker.

Let's just get out of NATO. That is all manner of fucked up.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 03:41 AM (xDiTg)

525 Hmmm ... apparently Urban Meyer "failed" regarding blatantly knowing his wide-receivers coach was beating the horse-shit out of his ol' lady.

Urban ... you "failed" by not dropping one call to the University Prez - then playing ignorant the rest of the way.

The Joe Paterno Standard is well known.

Write a check to the library. That seems to sway public opinion.

Dumb ass.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 03:50 AM (xDiTg)

526 What the Hell ... thread is dead. Lets have ScoggNews ...

... on this day in 2008 - Barack Obama was a mincing faggot with a wife-Wookie doing his best to flush the entire fucking country down the drain.

By all accounts - he made a better-than-average effort.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 03:57 AM (xDiTg)

527 Here's a question I suppose no one will know the answer to:

What is the original derivation or origin of the expression "riding high," meaning "enjoying success" or "doing very well" or "feeling exuberant"?

Why would the phrase "riding high" mean these things?

One theory that occurs to me: Maybe it comes from "riding high in the saddle," which a jockey or rider might do if he's so out in front that he's guaranteed to win the race -- or (similarly) standing up in the stirrups after having already won a race.

Or maybe it comes from the demeanor and bearing of a horse itself -- it stands upright and proud (i.e. "riding high") when it feels confident and happy.

Or maybe it's just sort of vaguely metaphorical, without any direct physical inspiration, meaning that you're essentially flying, metaphorically, due to your success or excitement.

Or...something else? I suspect it has a very specific derivation, one that perhaps is lost in the mists of time.

Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2018 03:57 AM (c+2jX)

528 On this day minus some days ... Lilly Von Shtupp wasn't so tired that she couldn't find out if the rumors regarding Cleavon Little were twue.

Spoiler Alert - They're Twue.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:00 AM (xDiTg)

529 *rips paper off the press*

Breaking News Here - Lesbians typically check out of the hotel before Fags.

The queers spend all morning getting their shit packed, while the dikes go lickety-split.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:02 AM (xDiTg)

530 *rips paper off printer*

Contrary to Popular Belief ... a Bird in the Hand actually is a palm full of Bush.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:04 AM (xDiTg)

531 netanyahu says hitler was not responsible for the holocaust. and he keeps on saying it in the knesset. bibi says we should blame palistinian arabs. like the ones who voted against him in the last election? this man is either crazy or acting crazy as defense at his public corruption trial if he can't start a war with someone to stop it.

Posted by: wammo at August 04, 2018 04:04 AM (w/wcV)

532 Or...something else? I suspect it has a very specific derivation, one that perhaps is lost in the mists of time.
Posted by: zombie at August 04, 2018 03:57 AM (c+2jX)


========

Apollo? No one rides higher than the sun god.

Posted by: Bear phone at August 04, 2018 04:05 AM (NDlpU)

533 *pulls tape off ticker*

Breaking News folks ... nobody gives a damn.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:08 AM (xDiTg)

534 *takes message from clerk at morse-code desk*

Emerging Story here Constant Readers ... Man from Nantucket found shut in, expired from dehydration.

News still coming in.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:11 AM (xDiTg)

535 >>>3 What if the decision that saved or damned you came at a moment when you weren't even paying attention? Nearly They Stood by C.S. Lewis

https://tinyurl.com/NTSbyCSL
Posted by: Zaklog the Great at August 03, 2018 09:58 PM (HS1VM)

That was a nice one, Zaklog. And nicely teased, I thought.

Posted by: m at August 04, 2018 04:13 AM (CwOPz)

536 *finishes notation from nearby ships signal flags*

This just in ... Little Boy Blue ... well, who the fuck is really surprised that the pint-sized faggot went down the Hershey Highway ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:15 AM (xDiTg)

537 Had no power all night, no idea why, just came on

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2018 04:15 AM (lxZ71)

538 *concludes communion with ouija board*

New Coke really did suck.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:16 AM (xDiTg)

539 *throws cloak over crystal ball*

"Model A Ford and a tank full of gas" really is the best opening line for any cadence ... especially if the company commander is leading the run.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:21 AM (xDiTg)

540 *carefully places Enigma Wheels back in case*

From the International Desk - Man who fights with Wife all day gets no Piece at night.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:26 AM (xDiTg)

541 Other than that it's raining again and have to go to work, at least close job. And don't have to pay to park, with a 2 hr limit.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2018 04:26 AM (lxZ71)

542 *sends messenger pigeon on way*

A follow up ... from the International Desk ...

... Man who keep hands in pocket feel Cocky all day.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:27 AM (xDiTg)

543 baseball been berry berry good to me.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 04:32 AM (cwYg1)

544 *lights signal fire*

From the Health and Lifestyle Office ...

... a new survey says married men die six years earlier than their wives, on average.

Because they can.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:33 AM (xDiTg)

545 *records smoke signals*

Just in Folks ... from the Health and Lifestyle Office ...

... the American Medical Association, after lengthy study, has determined three foods detrimental to a woman's sex drive.

Number One ? Wedding Cake.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:35 AM (xDiTg)

546 no matter where you go, there you are.

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at August 04, 2018 04:36 AM (cwYg1)

547 and you should always expect the unexpected.

Posted by: Buckaroo Banzai at August 04, 2018 04:37 AM (cwYg1)

548 married men don't live longer than single men.

it just seems that way.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 04:39 AM (cwYg1)

549 *finishes Rosetta Stone*

From the Finance Desk ... the average cost of divorce rose 5% last year, according to studies by both Moody's and Standard and Poor's.

Men everywhere insist ... still worth it.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:40 AM (xDiTg)

550 why is the bride always smiling at the wedding?

she knows she's given her last blow j*b.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 04:40 AM (cwYg1)

551 Coffee is up, all night thought I'd be stopping at Wawa

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2018 04:41 AM (lxZ71)

552 *finishes first cave painting*

From the Health and Dentisty Desk ...

... reports of Housewives with Penile Overbite are still at fucking Zero.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:42 AM (xDiTg)

553 a man is not complete until he is married.

then, he's finished.

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 04:44 AM (cwYg1)

554 *finishes first Tesla coil*

From the folks down in the Puzzle Section ... a riddle.

Two streets intersect. On each corner, respectively, are Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairie, a Dumb Polack, and a Smart Bitch.

A Brink's Truck loses all it's money in the middle of the intersection.

Who gets the cash ? Answer in a moment.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:47 AM (xDiTg)

555 And now ... the answer.

The Dumb Polack, of course ... because there's no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairie, or a Smart Bitch.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:48 AM (xDiTg)

556 Success cannot be measured,
By those who ne'er succeed.

And boogers can be tasty,
if first you let them bleed.

...Joey "Choo Choo" Biden...

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 04:50 AM (8ikIW)

557 You're stealing my schtick.

Posted by: Carnac the Magnificent at August 04, 2018 04:51 AM (NDlpU)

558 *finalizes Ultra codes*

Well ... another gem from the folks at Home and Garden ...

... Women, can't live with 'em - can make a nice lampshade out of 'em given proper tannery supplies.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:53 AM (xDiTg)

559 *completes etching on Voyager*

Well ... Well ... quite the tidbit from the folks at the Finance Desk ...

... Housewives Spending up 7%, Husbands Erections pretty much down to the nub.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 04:57 AM (xDiTg)

560 *turns in Book of the Gospel*

From the folks at the Sports Desk ... and this is no surprise ...

Parallel Parking - 1, Women - 0.

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 05:01 AM (xDiTg)

561 *perfects faster-than-light communication*

From the Political Desk ... I hate these stories, but it is what it is ...

... Survey says, even with Minority Status, Women control 60% of the money and 100% of the pussy.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 05:04 AM (xDiTg)

562 *hangs last blanket, completing SOS message to space*

Just a personal thought here folks ... I've found the best relationships last about 15 minutes, give or take.

ManSaidScoggSaid.com

Posted by: ScoggDog at August 04, 2018 05:07 AM (xDiTg)

563 Just a personal thought here folks ... I've found the best relationships last about 15 minutes, give or take.



15 minutes!?! Oh Myyyy

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 05:09 AM (8ikIW)

564 Ed McMahon: And now we have a special guest! A visitor from the East ...

Sarah Jeong: (*holds envelope to turban*) a disinclination toward genocide.

Ed McMahon: (*repeats*) a disinclination towards genocide.

Sarah Jeong: What is the only thing stopping POC from getting by with just zero white people?

Ed McMahon: Hawh-huh-huh-huh-huh!

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at August 04, 2018 05:11 AM (/qEW2)

565 Yesterday about this time, I was writing about the music in the lobby of the hotel where I was staying.
Someone commented as I was packing up...

he music you describe sounds like Brian Eno's "Music for Airports."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm

Maybe not an exact match, but this is the type of crap they were playing.

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 05:13 AM (8ikIW)

566 the Polack...

the other 3 don't exist.

#duh

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 05:20 AM (cwYg1)

567 We spent the last few days with friends doing some touring. A great time. The friends are liberals, but not of the hair burning variety. I did find one thing funny though. They were talking about some different friends of theirs and how prejudiced they are. I just kind of tune them out. We are all over 29 YO and some of it is from a long life and lessons learned.

Our friends wife late on, tells a story of going into the local WalMart in this area a few years back. It was in the evening, and their were mostly Mexicans that looked a little seedy to her. She ended up leaving the store. She then reassured us though "But I'm not prejudiced"

I wanted to LOL.

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 05:20 AM (8ikIW)

568 15 minutes hmmmm,
long enough to get aquanted not long enough for them to borrow tools.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2018 05:24 AM (lxZ71)

569 15 minutes hmmmm,
long enough to get aquanted not long enough for them to borrow tools.
Posted by: Skip

Or ask your wifi password

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 05:25 AM (8ikIW)

570 A 6, 3 and 16mm rounds? That's some weapon they got there.

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2018 05:29 AM (lxZ71)

571 Gotta go, rain ended for now.
Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at August 04, 2018 05:30 AM (lxZ71)

572 Gotta go, rain ended for now.
Have a great day everyone
Posted by: Skip

Please send the rain this way

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 05:31 AM (8ikIW)

573 absent miracles/disasters, it won't rain here until the October/November time frame, *if* it's a wet year.

it might not rain at all

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 05:38 AM (cwYg1)

574 it might not rain at all
Posted by: redc1c4

Watching the newz yesterday and they showed that video of the dust storm in Phoenix.
That's gotta be rough on the cars

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 05:40 AM (8ikIW)

575 Good morning Weird Dave, you knocked it out of the park, buddy.

Posted by: Eromero at August 04, 2018 05:42 AM (zLDYs)

576 g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2018 05:42 AM (KCxzN)

577 Eromero, it looks like we done killed the thread

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2018 05:58 AM (KCxzN)

578 Good morning horde, Alton.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 04, 2018 05:59 AM (zaKUF)

579 g'mornin', chief

Posted by: AltonJackson at August 04, 2018 06:02 AM (KCxzN)

580 NOOD EMT

Posted by: Bruce at August 04, 2018 06:04 AM (8ikIW)

581 Can I borrow someones login and password to scoggsaidmansaid.com? Only need it for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at August 04, 2018 06:05 AM (xutw/)

582 shit! serious day-walker time...

/ white smoke

hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at August 04, 2018 06:10 AM (cwYg1)

583 Wow u have a lot of fans now ; and u deserve it.
Your prose is kept
But I prefer to be riding dirty
.nd miles to go before i sleep [\i]
I think we shalll team up one day
Heavens to say when

Posted by: Keepsafe at August 04, 2018 06:13 AM (7gc7I)

584 Let them ru the day

Posted by: Forebearing at August 04, 2018 06:14 AM (RwnDB)

585 I wonder if Jingo Jeong ever traveled by airplane, or by automobile, or needed refrigeration for her food, or uses air conditioning during hot summer days.



All invented by white men.


I want to use slanderous terms to describe her, but honestly, she ain't worth it.




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at August 04, 2018 06:35 AM (UsCnO)

586 I am pleased to know that the NYT has determined that racially based hatred is no problem whatsoever. Only possession of power is bad, not stereotyping whole groups based on skin color. I think whitey should take one for the team and keep the other races from suffering the inherent evil that comes with power. For their own good of course. It is, after all, the White Man's Burden.

Posted by: The New York Times reader at August 04, 2018 07:36 AM (VWE5i)

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