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Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 31, 2018 03:54 PM (jsWA8) 2
HA. even read the entire content.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 31, 2018 03:54 PM (jsWA8) 3
I'll get the others
Posted by: CSMBigBird at July 31, 2018 03:55 PM (jsWA8) 4
Sun baked brains.
Posted by: Burger Chef at July 31, 2018 03:55 PM (RuIsu) 5
Hawaii. Nothing else to say. They kick Florida's ass when it comes to crazy.
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2018 03:55 PM (QMG5F) 6
Geebus. Just wtaf.
Posted by: Lowfibass at July 31, 2018 03:56 PM (BrqlK) 7
I can't even...
Posted by: haggis at July 31, 2018 03:56 PM (IQI2h) 8
When you say rapists rape, do you mean "rape, rape"?
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 03:56 PM (vtcmf) 9
My response would be "Are... are you retarded? It's OK if you are..."
Posted by: Nonapod at July 31, 2018 03:56 PM (CLP9I) 10
I'm confused. How was a little dog fighting action over Pearl Harbor considered an attack?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (ptqGC) 11
Being ignorant is a feature not a bug in Hawaii. Ask you know who.
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (NZnfM) 12
*facepalm*
Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (yQpMk) 13
Let me explain this one to you, dear.
Posted by: Maxipad Waters at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (vtcmf) 14
she could drop her pants and take a dump during the hearing and Hawaii would reelect her. correct skin color, correct letter after name, nothing else matters
Posted by: brak at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (VckGX) Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (VpIIl) 16
D'OH!!!!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (W+vEI) 17
Senators don't think. That's what staff are for. Senators schmooze. Her only sin was that of being excessively honest.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 31, 2018 03:57 PM (RD7QR) 18
Film that ends up on the cutting room floor.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (Bdeb0) 19
Between low-IQ dickheads, mendacious Mensches, and obviously senile gerontocrats, is there anyone on the Democratic Party who would crack triple digits on an IQ test? Jesus.
Posted by: trev006 at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (3Tn95) 20
Can we just make them a territory again because being a state isn't working out very well.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (y7DUB) 21
She's seated next to Dick "dick" Blumenthal, hero of the Toys for Tots campaign in '68.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC) 22
Top
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (GPkoC) 23
She needs a Hawaiian judge to explain the law to her.
Posted by: Furious George at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (9vQJW) 24
"I'm confused" Stupid, stupid is the word you were looking for. The Democrats voted for these laws!! Maybe go back and read them?!!?
Posted by: joe dagostino at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (eq2/x) 25
Is it confuding, this talk of crossing borders illegally to someone who lives on an island?
Did they need to explain the concept of "interstate highways," too? Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (W+vEI) 26
Make Hawaii a territory. Jezelbel Crystal! What that dude is a Senator?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (t82DG) 27
In a conversation about new drugs laws, the subject of "crack" came up with Senator Hirono. She responded- "Crack? You mean like plumbers crack?"
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (VpIIl) 28
Jes set right down an lemme mansplain this to ya Sugartits, m'kay?
Posted by: Corona at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (MceDl) 29
Aparrently the collective IQ of Hawaii is about 30. Explains a lot.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (zcuxU) 30
So we live in once country, they are from another. There is no gradation between the two but rather a line at which one becomes the other ...
Posted by: Chicago Vota at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (2ubCU) 31
Maybe they are using the wrong preferred pronoun.
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (MxEKc) 32
she's fairly representative of the populace.
Posted by: hawaii in a coconut shell at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IO7XP) 33
One stupid bitch.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (8Ls/+) 34
and you thought Arizona and Tennessee had idiotic senators, at least Florida doesn't do that to themselves
Posted by: DanMan at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (QMG5F) 35
Oy. She is not confused; she is intellectually challenged.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (a0IVu) 36
Why are so many of our lawmakers so mind-numbingly stupid?
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (XuYmQ) 37
Madame Senator, were you born that way or did someone drop you on your head as an infant?
Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (BsGS1) 38
she's fairly representative of the populace.
Posted by: hawaii in a coconut shell at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IO7XP) Reminds me of a certain former preezy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC) 39
For a second I assume the senator was a he. Ettes y'all really need to do some house cleaning with the women folk.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (t82DG) 40
Do we have any laws prohibiting Hawaii from tipping over?
Posted by: Rep. Hank Johnson (D) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (9vQJW) 41
20 Can we just make them a territory again because being a state isn't working out very well.
Posted by: Captain Hate at July 31, 2018 03:58 PM (y7DUB) Yep. Anything we possess that's not actually on the North American continent has to go back to being a territory. And they have to have a certain ratio of brothels to population. It's in the Constitution somewhere. Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR) 42
She's seated next to Dick "dick" Blumenthal, hero of the Toys for Tots campaign in '68.
You're dissing the Captain of the Harvard Swim Team. Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (yQpMk) 43
Blumenthal was confused as well, but was apparently just smart enough to keep his cakehole shut.
Holy fucking balls. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (1LOcx) 44
Despite the original Hawaii Five-O and Magnum, P.I.--maybe statehood was a mistake.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Boy/L) 45
Watts!
Posted by: Things That Make Dems Speechless at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (fwekB) 46
Screw the Russians, I'm more afraid liberal infiltration.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (/tuJf) 47
Just had to teach women to read.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (Bdeb0) 48
Madame Senator, would you like me to speak slowly, or should I employ the assistance of "Mr. Pimp Hand" to help man-splain it to you?
Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (BsGS1) 49
" Forget it Jake, it's Hawaii."
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (VpIIl) 50
She asking just for the first law broken or the whole string of laws broken?
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (pHfeF) 51
Aren't we all lucky to be able count this Rocket Surgeon bint as a member of"The Most Exclusive Club in the World"?
Our betters? They can kiss my entire ass. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (I16G8) 52
>>Is there any way we can gin up an indigenous Hawaii Secession movement?
Or...how about DHS place a bunch of unaccompanied minors on the island and insist they attend Hawaiian native schools, and teach them in the immigrants' native language? Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: dumb Hawaiian Senator at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO) Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4) 55
Madame Senator, would you like me to speak slowly,
or should I employ the assistance of "Mr. Pimp Hand" to help man-splain it to you? Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 04:01 PM (BsGS1) Thread winner. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (ptqGC) 56
Typical Democrat; the stupid it burns.
Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (mpXpK) 57
She requires some mansplainin.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (zcuxU) 58
Bet anyone a fiver she is a lawyer
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (pHfeF) 59
Remember how the pharmacist for Congress claimed lots of members received drugs for dementia? I think we just discovered another one of the recipients.
Posted by: Ever at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (OLS0m) 60
Was she born in California? Seems like she could have been.
I cannot wait to leave this shithole state. Posted by: nip at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (ECLaL) 61
Mazie, Mazie, give me your answer, do.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (NqyM4) 62
Is there an intelligent person in that entire island chain?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl) 63
38 she's fairly representative of the populace.
Posted by: hawaii in a coconut shell at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (IO7XP) Reminds me of a certain former preezy. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC) Barry was not even close to this level of stupidity. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (t82DG) 64
Did she go for a ride in the Choom Wagon?
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (NZnfM) 65
Can we adjourn for a paste break?
Posted by: Maxipad Waters at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (vtcmf) 66
See what too much Spam does?
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (HgMAr) 67
Did they need to explain the concept of "interstate highways," too?
Fun factoid-- interstate highways are *technically* Federal highways, at least as far as funding is concerned, which is why Hawaii has them. Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of "fun" at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (84QUd) 68
If someone broke into her house do you think she'd know what law was broken?
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (eSx+E) Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (yQpMk) 70
62 Is there an intelligent person in that entire island chain?
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:02 PM (VpIIl) Dog The Bounty Hunter vs. Beth wars may now begin. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (t82DG) 71
Pedantry: You don't say "Madame Senator." It's just "Senator." You wouldn't say "Mr. Senator."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (Boy/L) 72
Shes an imposter. Shes not Hawaiian. Wheres her Lei and grass skirt. I'm sick of this shit. Posers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI) 73
An embarassment for Asians everywhere.
Posted by: chinese rock at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (wJ/0D) 74
Also, for FUNZ! Trump should announce all illegals and refugees are being sent to Hawaii.
Posted by: 18-1 at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (eSx+E) 75
I rate her at 982 milikohns.
Posted by: Usntakim profoundly deplorable. at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (0OmEj) 76
Your intellectual betters, ladies and gentlemen.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (F4u7C) Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (r9UYA) 78
Hawaii: nice place to visit; sun, sand, ocean, babes in bikinis, nice scenery and now an active volcano to visit. The local populace tends to be dumber than a bag of hammers. Island living dumbs you down. No wonder it's a blue state.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (8Ls/+) 79
It's astonishing that so many lawmakers don't know the law.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (BHRUO) 80
"Illegal. Watch my mouth form the words. I can also draw it in pictures with crayons if that helps."
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (VpIIl) 81
I remember this lady from those Mazola commercials.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (4ErVI) Posted by: Sharkman at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (O033+) 83
Guy should have put up a board and pulled out some crayons to do the explanation.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (zcuxU) 84
The Netflix movie Extinction explains the Hawaiian view of "aliens". A not so subtle message embedded in there. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (sdl8C) 85
Was she in charge of Emergency drills?
Posted by: nip at July 31, 2018 04:04 PM (ECLaL) 86
Son said in the Marines there's a saying, "I don't have the crayons or the time to explain it to you."
I think that would work here. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC) 87
You didn't cross that border by yourself. We all pulled you across to harness you to our lawn job house cleaning economy.
Posted by: President Choom Wagon at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (NZnfM) 88
Make her do the hula. Seriously. Test her for authenticity.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (EPnrI) 89
She thinks Mexicans are cool because they say haole a lot.
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (zRAwp) 90
"No Ma'am. You are willfully ignorant."
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (so+oy) 91
I'm confused. How did I get here?
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (vtcmf) 92
University of Hawaii-Psychology, JD at Georgetown university Lwa center
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF) 93
Grounds for impeachment.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (F4u7C) 94
Pedantry: You don't say "Madame Senator." It's just "Senator." You wouldn't say "Mr. Senator."
I will, now. Also, for countries that have them, is it just "Minister So-and-so" and "Prime Minister Whoever" when addressing them? Because I want to add a Mister or Ms. in front of those, too. Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (84QUd) Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS) 96
Son said in the Marines there's a saying, "I don't have the crayons or the time to explain it to you."
I think that would work here. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (ptqGC) yeah that is a nice way fo saying "What is he a fuckin moron" which in private I say a lot Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (Lg2h/) 97
She looks very smart until you click the play button on the video.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (t82DG) 98
Mazie Hirono in the original Hawaiian translates to: corn beer.
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (HgMAr) 99
How did I get here?
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (vtcmf) I have an answer to that. Posted by: David Byrne at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (F4u7C) 100
>>Bet anyone a fiver she is a lawyer
Even better, she's on the Judiciary Committee and she's a legal immigrant. You'd think she might know a thing or two about immigration law but you'd be wrong. Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (/tuJf) 101
We should encourage a boat lift of illegal immigrants to Hawaii and ensure they can't come to any other state. Then you will see how quickly they understand the subject.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (VpIIl) Posted by: Things That Make Dems Speechless at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (fwekB) 103
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazie_Hirono
Life of victimhood Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (pHfeF) 104
Put her on the 9th. She'd outshine all the other wise justices currently serving.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (bWBdM) 105
If she's not careful her Island is going to capsize. She should make sure when her jet lands that another takes off at exactly the same instant.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (37IEG) 106
36 Why are so many of our lawmakers so mind-numbingly stupid?
Posted by: Eustace Haverkamp at July 31, 2018 03:59 PM (XuYmQ) All you gotta do is win a popularity contest and promise everybody anything they want. Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (8Ls/+) 107
Fun Fact: only 4 precincts in the entire state of Hawaii voted for Trump.
Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (BHRUO) 108
How does it happen that some of the absolutely dumbest people end up elected to federal office?
Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS) Those who can't Teach Those who can't Teach, Administrate Those who can't Administrate, go into Politics Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (Lg2h/) 109
Proposing a resolution to censure Mazie for bringing the entire Senate into disrepute due to her jaw-dropping stupidity would be a nice touch.
Posted by: Furious George at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (9vQJW) 110
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How does it happen that some of the absolutely dumbest people end up elected to federal office? Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS) There's a test. The lower the score, the higher the grade. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (EPnrI) 111
How's her lawsuit against Canada Dry going?
Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (zRAwp) 112
Fuck the hula. Firewalking ftw.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (1LOcx) 113
Hawaii: nice place to visit; sun, sand, ocean, babes in bikinis, nice scenery and now an active volcano to visit. The local populace tends to be dumber than a bag of hammers. Island living dumbs you down. No wonder it's a blue state.
It's my understanding that, as an island, everything is super-expensive compared to the mainland, so that's an issue for tourists as well. (Me, that is. It'd be an issue for me, personally, since I'm cheap.) Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (84QUd) 114
92 University of Hawaii-Psychology, JD at Georgetown university Lwa center
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF) How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy! Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (RD7QR) 115
University of Hawaii-Psychology, JD at Georgetown university Lwa center
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF) Makes perfect sense. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (ptqGC) 116
How did I get here?
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (vtcmf) There's a fine line between when a man is drunk enough to poke anything and too drunk to poke anything. Your Daddy was in the sweet spot. Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (yQpMk) 117
72 Shes an imposter. Shes not Hawaiian. Wheres her Lei and grass skirt. I'm sick of this shit. Posers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI) Fucking Celestials. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (t82DG) 118
I'm horrified by that shit for brains senator but even more horrified by the zero IQ asshats that voted for her.
Her statement alone should disqualify her for US citizenship. Posted by: JTB at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (V+03K) 119
They did not cross the border. The border crossed them. A long time ago. Sort of, but not really but that is not important.
Posted by: Ripley at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (MxEKc) 120
I thought Asians were smart....
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (LiyEm) 121
How does it happen that some of the absolutely dumbest people end up elected to federal office?
Posted by: Boots Pelosi Waters Jackson-Lee Hank J. Murders row of IQ's Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (Bdeb0) 122
Truthfully? I just wanna go back to sitting on pineapples.
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (vtcmf) 123
Those who can't function in normal society, run for office.
Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (F4u7C) 124
Rachel Jenteal is smarter than this gal.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (uDcBt) 125
Cant say Madam Senator eh? How bout Sugartits?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (zcuxU) 126
Does she have any tattoos? Because I could start to kiss them!
Posted by: Mel Watt at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (fwekB) 127
I'm horrified by that shit for brains senator but even more horrified by the zero IQ asshats that voted for her.
Never been to the South Bronx or Harlem I guess? Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (Lg2h/) 128
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How does it happen that some of the absolutely dumbest people end up elected to federal office? Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:06 PM (blfUS) Because invariably their constituents are EVEN SMARTER (sarc, sarc, sarc, sarc) Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (37IEG) 129
>>Even better, she's on the Judiciary Committee and she's a legal immigrant.
Does she consider herself an American, or is this just a great place to move, so what's the biggie between illegal, legal, whatever? Posted by: Lizzy at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (W+vEI) 130
"Gin up," heh. There is a real active Hawaii Secession movement. Well, more of a Reconquista, I guess you'd call it. Yanqui Go Home. Romani Ite Domum...
It makes me chuckle, in a shark's-teeth war-club kind of way, to think that the aboriginal Hawaiians we have killed off all the preceding aboriginal Hawaiians, and not that long ago either. Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (8ZmvG) 131
Barry was not even close to this level of stupidity.>>> Here hold my choom. profit and earning ratios Posted by: Barry O at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (P/aDH) 132
She flunked out of Wossamatta U.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (V2Yro) 133
Her smarty. She do knows law.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (pw+jk) 134
You gotta reduce the IQ in Hawaii from just walking down the main street in Oahu. You get wasted before you get to wherever you're going from smelling all of that sweet pot smoke floating around. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (sdl8C) 135
Despite the original Hawaii Five-O and Magnum, P.I.--maybe statehood was a mistake.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:00 PM (Boy/L) ------------------------------------- And Elvis! and Ann-Margaret. Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (blfUS) Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (r36Sg) 137
What are the odds she was one of Barry's Choom Gang?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (ptqGC) 138
All too typical of Our Self-Appointed Betters; grossly ignorant and massively incompetent.
SAD ! Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 31, 2018 04:09 PM (yN/cP) Posted by: chinese rock at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (wJ/0D) 140
Madame Senator, I just want to take the opportunity to remind you to breathe.
Thought it might have slipped your mind for a second. Posted by: M. Albence, Respectfully at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (BsGS1) 141
If we had a real media, this would be played over and over again until every thick skull knew her name.
I really think the pro-illegal types are so deep into this they really don't even know illegals are "illegal." Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (y8Foj) 142
92 University of Hawaii-Psychology, JD at Georgetown university Lwa center
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (pHfeF) Like Barry O. Play the race card to get in and use it to slide by. Bet her grades are as sealed as Obozos. Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (8Ls/+) 143
McGarrett would bitch slap her.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (LiyEm) Posted by: ArthurK at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (r36Sg) 145
A woman has reported to LA police that CBS chief Les Moonves sexually abused her in the 1980s but prosecutors declined to prosecute the case due to the statute of limitations, according to a new report.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (Lg2h/) 146
Fun factoid-- interstate highways are *technically* Federal highways, at least as far as funding is concerned, which is why Hawaii has them.
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of "fun" at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (84QUd) --------------- Our highway bypass road in Atlanta is designated as I-285. This road runs in a rough circle around Atlanta, never touches any other state. A Senior Georgia Senator must have been Chair of whatever committee it is that controls road designations to pull that one off for the purposes of Fed funding. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (I16G8) 147
Kam Fong as Chin Ho.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (/tuJf) 148
Criminal proceeding and then Civil proceeding. That's double jeopardy!
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (G0vdT) 149
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Fuck the hula. Firewalking ftw. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (1LOcx) Thats it. If you have to keep prompting them to walk off the fire coals then they are qualified to be in congress. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (EPnrI) 150
Cant say Madam Senator eh? How bout Sugartits?
Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (zcuxU) Hell, it seems that as long as your a wealthy liberal, you can just jump on top and do whatever you want. Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (F4u7C) Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (/qEW2) Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (r9UYA) 153
We came to those islands in a manner of Gengis Kahn raping and killing and making ear necklaces. She is the result.
Posted by: Senator Horseface at July 31, 2018 04:10 PM (NZnfM) 154
If you think this is bad...
Get a load of Jim Jordan making Robert Mueller look like the buffoon he is. To think, shit birds like Mueller literally get away with murder. It's just not right. Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (2JcMg) 155
On Capitol Hill, Senator Dick Durbin doubles down on his support for Sen. Dianne Feinstein s immigration bill, which she admitted would prevent arrests being made within 100 miles of the US/ Mexico border.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (Lg2h/) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (IqV8l) 157
The weird thing is that native Hawaiians are very exclusive and they resent all the non-natives who've flooded into their islands and set up residence there.
Now here's this Japanese-born "representative" of Hawaiians who wants to allow even more non-natives to have access to the Hawaiians' islands. It was unrestricted immigration that got the Hawaiians into this mess; you'd think they'd be among the most strident advocates of limited immigration. Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2018 04:11 PM (fqUgw) 158
*head thunk*
Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (jUilJ) 159
I'm afraid Guam will tip over - - - Rep. Hank Johnson
Posted by: Smyrt Stuhf That DemocRats Have Said at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (EATOD) 160
After High School I had an internship at the Supreme Court House in Honolulu for a Summer.
The race based stares and comments this haole received was pretty amazing. I had never experienced racism before until I experienced Hawaii. Maybe Senator Open borders needs to be reminded of that. Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (oiNtH) 161
Hawaii is a REMOTE island chain. Caribbean islands are usually okay because they aren't far from Miami and the fairly productive nations Dominican Republic and (once) Puerto Rico. Colombia , Mexico, and Brazil too.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (NqyM4) Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (r9UYA) 163
114 . . . How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to __________ I know, right? Posted by: Sonia Sotomayor at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (9vQJW) Posted by: West at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (7Fa8Y) 165
On Capitol Hill, Senator Dick Durbin doubles down on his support for Sen. Dianne Feinstein s immigration bill, which she admitted would prevent arrests being made within 100 miles of the US/ Mexico border.
======== "Give 'em a running start" enforcement of the laws. Brilliant. I can make that work in a lot of different areas. . . Posted by: creepy porn lawyer at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (IO7XP) 166
Me hear statue of limitations protect many offenders. Big statue, many arms, imported from place that steal name original name of all native Americans.
Posted by: Chief waaahooo_Justice at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (37IEG) 167
Is that woman that's suing Canada Dry also upset that Canada is not, in fact, dry?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j) 168
Crypto "Assassination Market"lets users bet on whether Trump will be killed
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/303552/ Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (LiyEm) 169
Our highway bypass road in Atlanta is designated as I-285. This road runs in a rough circle around Atlanta, never touches any other state. "
You notice the letter "I" in front of that number, right? That's all it takes. It's like magic! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (V2Yro) 170
Shes an imposter. Shes not Hawaiian. Wheres her Lei and grass skirt. I'm sick of this shit. Posers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI) Altough she looks like she knows her way around a luau Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (10vO4) 171
Hoo, my little pretty one, my pretty one When you gonna give me some time, Hirono? Hoo, you make my motor run, my motor run Gun it comin' off of the line, Hirono Never gonna stop, give it up, such a dirty mind I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind My, my, my, aye-aye, woo! M-m-m-my Hirono Posted by: The Knick Knacks at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (yQpMk) 172
This is exactly what our founding fathers warned us about.........
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (JUOKG) 173
Just wait until PR becomes a state, I'm sure they will only speak Spanish in the Senate chamber, to totally confuse eveyone.
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (Y+/W2) 174
Served in Kaneohe and wanted to be discharged in HI in order to jump a space available flight to Philippines or Thailand. No go. Senator Inouye had outlawed the practice of discharging Haloes in HI cuz it would put too much pressure on the local job market. Ergo - haloes must be discharged in CONUS. What is interesting is it seems Hawaiians (Japanese run the place) are now open borders supporters after being hardcore racists for the past 50 years. WTF?
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM) 175
We were on a beach on Oahu way back, and as I stood in line for the changing room, the Japanese women wouldn't let me in. They just kept smiling and nodding until I finally got fed up and forced my way through their little racist gauntlet.
What an eye opener. An American citizen being denied entry to a changing room by non-citizens. Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (ptqGC) 176
Tiny bubbles, in the sand.
Posted by: Don Ho at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (cqOkQ) 177
dammit too slow
Posted by: The Knick Knacks at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (yQpMk) 178
120 I thought Asians were smart....
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:08 PM (LiyEm) I tried to warn y'all. Also Google cocksuckers are censoring my name in auto fill-in. Posted by: Al Swearengen at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (t82DG) 179
Wheres that Hawaiian Punch guy when you need him?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (EPnrI) 180
Mazie is a Jap.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM) 181
Speaking as a fellow citizen of this woman, I am very embarrassed. WTAF?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (sjdRT) 182
Hawaii is a REMOTE island chain. Caribbean islands are usually okay because they aren't far from Miami and the fairly productive nations Dominican Republic and (once) Puerto Rico. Colombia , Mexico, and Brazil too.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (NqyM4) Hawaii and Alaska are probably only states because of the Cold War, and while I can kind of see Alaska, Hawaii has no business being a state. It has it's own culture. We should have kept it as a military base. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (y8Foj) 183
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Is that woman that's suing Canada Dry also upset that Canada is not, in fact, dry? Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (nBr1j) Next she'll be wanting to sue dry counties and towns for advertising themselves as 'dry'. Damned woman better stay the hell outta Texas. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG) 184
>>How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
Kidding, right? Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI) 185
Is Hawaiian weed considered really good?
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (nBr1j) Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (vg8iE) 187
>>Hawaii is a REMOTE island chain. Caribbean islands are usually okay because they aren't far from Miami and the fairly productive nations Dominican Republic and (once) Puerto Rico.
As an ex-resident of Puerto Rico, I have to take extreme exception to this comment. PR is one of the most corrupt, backwards and racist places I've ever been. World class shithole. Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf) 188
Magic!
Posted by: I-579, 1 like long at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (1LOcx) Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (b0op4) 190
I'm in favor of Hawaii going back to territory status. It's the furthest state from the mainland, the people didn't fully assimilate, and they've got the friggin UNION JACK on their flag.
Posted by: pookysgirl at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (XKZwp) 191
Some days I wonder if "The Purge" wasn't on to something.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (Bdeb0) 192
We were on a beach on Oahu way back, and as I stood in line for the changing room, the Japanese women wouldn't let me in. They just kept smiling and nodding until I finally got fed up and forced my way through their little racist gauntlet. What an eye opener. An American citizen being denied entry to a changing room by non-citizens. Posted by: Jane D'oh Show them a picture of an A-bomb explosion. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (IqV8l) 193
Altough she looks like she knows her way around a luau
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:13 PM (10vO4) Lol. yeah you don't want to be behind her. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (EPnrI) 194
An Interstate highway designator in Hawaii is similar to the "R" after McConnell. ... Just means federally funded.
Posted by: torabora at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (NZnfM) 195
Why exactly is Hawaii a state, again?
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (AM1GF) 196
Does she pronounce Hawaii as Ha-va-ee
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (nBr1j) 197
What is interesting is it seems Hawaiians (Japanese run the place) are now open borders supporters after being hardcore racists for the past 50 years. WTF?
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 Maybe MS-13 hasn't arrived yet. Let's send them a shipment and let the good times roll. Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (oiNtH) 198
How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
Kidding, right? Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law ====== Sh!+ Man I was on law review. Ha ha. Posted by: The lightworker at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (2rxHP) Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (+y/Ru) 200
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Mazie is a Jap. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM) Oy, she doesn't look Drewish! Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (37IEG) 201
As an ex-resident of Puerto Rico,
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (/tuJf) Are you in the Sharks? Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (EPnrI) 202
Maybe she's brain damaged from second hand smoke, she's sitting next to Fire Marshall Bill.
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (HgMAr) 203
Some days I wonder if "The Purge" wasn't on to something.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (Bdeb0) Iirc, they are making that into a TV Series. Posted by: platypus, gg channel at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (jUilJ) Posted by: Soothi at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (sNOa1) 205
We'll have to pass the Bill in order for you to find out what's in the Bill. - - - Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: Smyrt Stuhf That DemocRats Have Said at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (EATOD) 206
How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
Harumpf!! Posted by: Chris Cuomo at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (ptqGC) 207
113 Hawaii: nice place to visit; sun, sand, ocean, babes in bikinis, nice scenery and now an active volcano to visit. The local populace tends to be dumber than a bag of hammers. Island living dumbs you down. No wonder it's a blue state.
It's my understanding that, as an island, everything is super-expensive compared to the mainland, so that's an issue for tourists as well. (Me, that is. It'd be an issue for me, personally, since I'm cheap.) Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:07 PM (84QUd) It is. When we go we factor that in and try to eat at places the locals frequent instead of at hotels and we don't buy much except for the odd article of clothing and gas (gas ain't that much more). We also know it is a vacation when we go and well, work hard play hard. On vacay!!! Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (8Ls/+) 208
Sounds like Mueller is not doing well with Manafort. The judge seems kind of pissed.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf) 209
Is that woman that's suing Canada Dry also upset that Canada is not, in fact, dry?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG) What does she have in her basement, a chemistry lab full of fancy equipment and a ambulance chasing lawyer. Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (Y+/W2) 210
Next Senator from Hawaii will be the guy who pushed the Tsunami panic button.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (C5Lvr) 211
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)
I went to HS in Hawaii, and looking for a summer job, when the proprietor came out, and he was Japanese, we both knew I was wasting my time. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (b0op4) 212
What is interesting is it seems Hawaiians (Japanese run the place) are now open borders supporters after being hardcore racists for the past 50 years. WTF?
Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 Maybe MS-13 hasn't arrived yet. Let's send them a shipment and let the good times roll. Posted by: Cheri at July 31, 2018 04:17 PM (oiNtH) Exactly. I' sure they don't have Mexicans swimming there either. "Illegals" to them are moar Japs maybe. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (y8Foj) 213
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Why exactly is Hawaii a state, again? Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (AM1GF) Because we needed a place for the whalers to blow of some steam with the nekkid wahines Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (37IEG) 214
How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
___________________ Some of us pretend to be Native Americans! Posted by: Lizzie Lie-a-watha Warren at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (fqUgw) 215
I wouldn't think open borders would be a big deal for a chain of tiny islands in the middle of the Pacific.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (nBr1j) 216
185 Is Hawaiian weed considered really good?
------------------- Yes. DoD had a big fight with the DEA over using military assets to detect weed farms in HI. They didn't want WWIII between the Locals and Marines and Soldiers. Anyone finding themselves in a weed patch better get out quick. Them boys have guns and stuff. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (2LelM) 217
Shes an imposter. Shes not Hawaiian. Wheres her Lei and grass skirt. I'm sick of this shit. Posers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM So, you're saying she has no poi-s? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (ctuyM) 218
My dealings with a few Hawaiians confirms the stupidity. Had a local client hire a guy out there for some on the site work. He had no Internet and was using the library's and McDonald's. Spent unbelievable amount of time trying to get him connected remotely.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (J70i0) 219
Sounds like Mueller is not doing well with Manafort. The judge seems kind of pissed.
Posted by: JackStraw ======== Read nothing into that. Trust me. Its typical. Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (2rxHP) 220
How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
*glares* Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (ptqGC) 221
184 >>How do so many people who are demonstrably imbecilic get law degrees? It's not supposed to be easy!
Kidding, right? Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (W+vEI) We anons have your young boy loving pedo virtue signaling ass pegged. http://goodizen.com/rep-sheila-jackson- lee-appears-to-be-wearing-some- pedophile-themed-jewelry-in-this-picture/ Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (t82DG) 222
Alex Ocasio-Cortez even phoned in to say that woman doesn't know shit from shinola.
Posted by: Roy at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (7n4KQ) 223
113 Hawaii: nice place to visit; sun, sand, ocean, babes in bikinis, nice scenery and now an active volcano to visit. The local populace tends to be dumber than a bag of hammers. Island living dumbs you down. No wonder it's a blue state.
Ain't no ting, brudda! Hang loose! Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (b0op4) 224
I read somewhere that the movement for Hawaiian Secession is being funded by China (surprise surprise).
The ink wouldn't be dry on those documents before the Chinese took over and that would be the end of people like Madame Senator Smart Lawyer. Freedom to open your big mouth is something only free countries enjoy. Chicoms do not have that freedom. Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (blfUS) 225
>>Are you in the Sharks?
I was the innocent bystander who almost got shot and knifed more than once. Gotta keep your head on a swivel in PR after dark. Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf) 226
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Is that woman that's suing Canada Dry also upset that Canada is not, in fact, dry? Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (37IEG) What does she have in her basement, a chemistry lab full of fancy equipment and a ambulance chasing lawyer. Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (Y+/W2) Good lord, imagine her ordering a dry martini? Every bartender from here to Hawaii would be dragged into the lawsuit. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (37IEG) 227
ounds like Mueller is not doing well with Manafort. The judge seems kind of pissed.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf) How sweet would it be if the judge threw the case--and Mueller--out of his courtroom? Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (y8Foj) 228
"Mazie, you ignorant slut..."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (NV/E7) 229
Is she menopausal? Maybe she was having a hot flash.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (a0IVu) 230
I'm confused.
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (vtcmf) 231
I was unintentionally naive about Hawaii and then I watched a few seasons of Dog the Bounty Hunter. Man is that place a dump like any other urban area when you open the curtains.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (C5Lvr) 232
So, you're saying she has no poi-s?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:19 PM (ctuyM) Thats clever for this place. Don't let it happen again. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (EPnrI) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (Boy/L) 234
I'm Just a Bill, Yes, I'm only a Bill & I'm Sitting here on Capitol Hill . . .
Posted by: Remedial School for DemocRat Legislators at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (EATOD) 235
>>Dianne Feinstein s immigration bill, which she admitted would prevent arrests being made within 100 miles of the US/ Mexico border.
WTF is the rationale for that?!? IIRC, right now, within 25 miles of the border, ICE has additional authority to search any vehicle, property, etc. to apprehend illegals. It motivates them to hightail it into the country. Feinstein's law would make a 100 mile wide no-mans land between us and Mexico where cartels, smugglers, even Mexican police and army could move about freely. BANANAS!! Posted by: SHeila Jackson Lee, Yale undergrad & UVA Law at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (W+vEI) Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (pHfeF) 237
We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0) 238
Been familiar with ol' Mazie for a long time as a former resident of humuhumunukunukuapua'a island and I can say she IS as dumb as she sounds...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (8SR1L) 239
She's playing against the "Asians are smart thing."
"See? We're as dumb as you!" Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (b0op4) Heh. Iowahawk said as much about Ellen Pao after she tried to ruin reddit with SJWism. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (/qEW2) 240
In one sense she's right, since there are no laws for the Deep State.
Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (vl7D/) 241
I was the innocent bystander who almost got shot and knifed more than once.
Gotta keep your head on a swivel in PR after dark. Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:20 PM (/tuJf) LMAO. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (EPnrI) 242
Hawaiian Secession is a nonstarter.
The locals would actually have to work. Posted by: The Man from Athens at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (8Ls/+) 243
What is interesting is it seems Hawaiians (Japanese run the place) are now open borders supporters after being hardcore racists for the past 50 years. WTF?
______________________ Yep, the Japs are some of the racist people around. Japan also has some of the world's most restrictive immigration policies. But give some of them U.S. passports and suddenly they're all in favor of open borders. Nobody but the Japanese have the right to live in Japan, but everybody on the planet has the right to live in the U.S.! Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2018 04:22 PM (fqUgw) 244
200 180 Mazie is a Jap. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:15 PM (2LelM) Oy, she doesn't look Drewish! -------------------- Pretty sure the Japs learned a lot from the Jews on how to deflect their success on whitey with the locals. Its kind of like NYC but cleaner. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (2LelM) 245
What is interesting is it seems Hawaiians (Japanese run the place) are
now open borders supporters after being hardcore racists for the past 50 years. WTF? Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 When 2600 miles of ocean is your border, you can afford to be cavalier. Posted by: Joe Mama at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (yl+AY) 246
195 Why exactly is Hawaii a state, again?
Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:16 PM (AM1GF) Suppose to have been filed and voted on as a Mistake. It was a clerical error when filing and voting, hence its a state. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (t82DG) 247
Never heard of this chick before today. Sounds like there's a reason for that.
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (jDF8P) 248
Shoo brah, we get da kine pakalolo. You like try?
No? Fuckin' Haole. Posted by: Kimo at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (HgMAr) 249
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We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0) Helloooo, the islands would tip over. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (EPnrI) 250
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We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory. Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0) I nominate Puerto Rico! And then give them their independence. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:23 PM (37IEG) 251
195 Why exactly is Hawaii a state, again?"
We had already decided on Alaska, and a 49 star flag just felt awkward. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (V2Yro) 252
Dumb as a spam sandwich.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (nBr1j) 253
215 I wouldn't think open borders would be a big deal for a chain of tiny islands in the middle of the Pacific.
Posted by: Northernlurker ----- It's a lot larger than you would think. Loads of Filipino's and other Asians (Cambodians, Vietnamese, Thais, Chinese, etc.) who arrive legally and never leave by the time their VISAs expire. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (8SR1L) Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (ZNTrW) 256
Maui wowi
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (C5Lvr) 257
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Dumb as a spam sandwich. Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (nBr1j) Watch it bub. I got a 1600 on my SAT. Posted by: Spam Sandwich at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (sjdRT) 258
7 We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0) ___ I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California. Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (vl7D/) 259
Made Barry the man he became
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM What am I, chopped taro root? Posted by: Man's Country at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (ctuyM) Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (r9UYA) 261
Cannibal Bob, thanks to you I am envisioning JackStraw with slicked back hair and a switchblade dancing through the streets of New York. I'm trying to reconcile that with my previous image of him in boat shoes and plaid shorts on a sailboat. There's a certain amount of cognitive dissonance that just won't go away.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu) 262
I could go for a nice cup of Kona
Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (2rxHP) 263
254 Coconuts drop out of trees all the time in HI. Might explain some of her brain damage.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (r9UYA) It's true. Locals keep a weather eye out for falling coconuts. Visitors from the mainland don't give them a thought. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (b0op4) 264
Someone thought a even 50 would be nice.
Remember this when they want Puerto Rico as the 51st. Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (pHfeF) 265
251 195 Why exactly is Hawaii a state, again?"
We had already decided on Alaska, and a 49 star flag just felt awkward. Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (V2Yro) We should have taken Canada by force and made it a state before freaking Hawaii. Lets be honest, Hawaii is a military base, vacation spot, and a territory at best. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (t82DG) 266
In other weird news, Kim Kardashian appears to be a Trump fan..or at least she won't say anything bad about him to Kimmel.
What weird times we live in. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu) 267
Dianne Feinstein s immigration bill, which she admitted would prevent arrests being made within 100 miles of the US/ Mexico border.
Coincidentally, her pretend home is in SF, which is 4-500 miles away. How about 100 miles inland from our ocean borders, too? Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (g0Lfb) 268
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Cannibal Bob, thanks to you I am envisioning JackStraw with slicked back hair and a switchblade dancing through the streets of New York. Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu) But is he singing "Here in Amereeekaaaa"? Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG) 269
It's a lot larger than you would think. Loads of Filipino's and other Asians (Cambodians, Vietnamese, Thais, Chinese, etc.) who arrive legally and never leave by the time their VISAs expire.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:24 PM (8SR1L) So you're saying that Hawaii has the smallest average penis-size of all the 50 states? I'll pass. Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (y8Foj) 270
Shes an imposter. Shes not Hawaiian. Wheres her Lei and grass skirt. I'm sick of this shit. Posers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:03 PM (EPnrI) I am sure there was some lei-ing involved, for her to reach the position she now occupies. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (NV/E7) 271
Somewhere, Chin Ho spins in his grave...
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (jDF8P) 272
Cannibal Bob, thanks to you I am envisioning JackStraw with slicked back hair and a switchblade dancing through the streets of New York. I'm trying to reconcile that with my previous image of him in boat shoes and plaid shorts on a sailboat. There's a certain amount of cognitive dissonance that just won't go away.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM Bandersnatch? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (ctuyM) 273
Now, now, stupid people deserve representation, the same as anyone else!
Posted by: navybrat, sometime commentater at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (w7KSn) 274
When 2600 miles of ocean is your border, you can afford to be cavalier.
_________________ All they need is the price of a plane ticket . . . . . . . . . . . . Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (fqUgw) 275
258 7 We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0) ___ I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California. Posted by: ShainS at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (vl7D/) No, no, no. I nominate Snake Island: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ilha_da_Queimada_Grande Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with an added spark of divinity at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (b0op4) 276
"Madame senator, if you do not understand the issue, perhaps you should consider recusal on votes regarding legislation on this matter"/
Posted by: West at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (7Fa8Y) 277
Lakkanookie is her ancestral name. Her and Liz Warren have much in common Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (8XRCm) 278
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Cannibal Bob, thanks to you I am envisioning JackStraw with slicked back hair and a switchblade dancing through the streets of New York. I'm trying to reconcile that with my previous image of him in boat shoes and plaid shorts on a sailboat. There's a certain amount of cognitive dissonance that just won't go away. Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu) In my mind, JackStraw looks like Tom Selleck! Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu) 279
So, if your name is Keiko and you want to assimilate you might pick a more American sounding name.
If you pick Mazie, you're a retard. Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (fuK7c) 280
We should have taken Canada by force and made it a state before freaking Hawaii. Lets be honest, Hawaii is a military base, vacation spot, and a territory at best."
Oh great, 10 more liberal states instead of just 1. We got off easy! Posted by: Tom Servo at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (V2Yro) 281
We should have taken Canada by force and made it a state before freaking Hawaii. Lets be honest, Hawaii is a military base, vacation spot, and a territory at best.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio It's already our largest National Park. Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (Bdeb0) 282
In other weird news, Kim Kardashian appears to be a Trump fan..or at least she won't say anything bad about him to Kimmel.
What weird times we live in. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu) ------------- Well, she is married to Kanye, who has left the Plantation. So......yeah. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (I16G8) 283
Who the fu*k lost to her in what I presume were pre-election debates?
Posted by: Diogenes at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (mBL57) 284
258 7 We need a couple of islands to send illegals to. If someone comes and gets them that's fine as long as they don't try to come to US territory.
Posted by: WOPR - Nationalist at July 31, 2018 04:21 PM (J70i0) ___ I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California. --------------------- If you want immigration results send them to Martha's Vineyard and Malibu. San Clemente is quite beautiful and only foxes and Navy Seals live there. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (2LelM) 285
There's a certain amount of cognitive dissonance that just won't go away.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu) He has a secret life bb. At night hes the leader of the Sharks and he gets all stabby and shit. Oh and he has sister named Maria. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (EPnrI) 286
I love that the Dims keep electing idiots in these deep Blue states.
Posted by: Jean at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (Cnt92) 287
But is he singing "Here in Amereeekaaaa"?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG) --------- No. And that's also part of the problem. He's singing "I Feel Pretty." Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (JJZzu) 288
208 Sounds like Mueller is not doing well with Manafort. The judge seems kind of pissed.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf) Pissed about what? The insanity of this trial? Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (G0vdT) 289
I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California.
Molokai. Don't tell anybody we didn't give you anything. Posted by: t-bird at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (NAs56) 290
EM HI EYE CUE FOADDY FI!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair Imposter at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (fq72/) 291
Also, for countries that have them, is it just "Minister So-and-so" and "Prime Minister Whoever" when addressing them? Because I want to add a Mister or Ms. in front of those, too.
Posted by: Lance McCormick and his odd definitions of at July 31, 2018 04:05 PM (84QUd) In Canada, the proper mode of address for the current PM is, "Hey, fuckhead!" Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (NV/E7) 292
These fuckers are dumb.
Posted by: Stitch at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (1LOcx) 293
That's not even the stupidest thing of the day.
TheVerge.com has a headline: "All those Bigfoot erotica jokes are helping normalize white supremacy". "Journalism", ladies and gentlemen. Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (ZGrMX) 294
I'm sure she looked pretty hot in her hula outfit and coconut bra back in the days before electricity.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (8iiMU) 295
Wasn't Mazie the little girl in the last Jurassic Park movie that let the dinosaurs to roam free and devour anything in the United States?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (ZNTrW) 296
In other weird news, Kim Kardashian appears to be a Trump fan..or at least she won't say anything bad about him to Kimmel.
What weird times we live in. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu) She has previously said that she's a Rockefeller Republican (read RINO) and supported Clinton during the election. Posted by: Surfperch at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (BHRUO) 297
Puerto Rican statehood is a non-starter. The last of the FALN who was in prison was pardoned by Barky before leaving office. The rest of them had been pardoned by Billy Jeff on his way out the door, trying to suck up to the PR population of NY for votes for Cankles.
The FALN is against statehood and has bombed & murdered their way around the USA to reinforce that. Their newly freed by Barky leader is big buddies with Lin Manuel Miranda of Hamilton fame. So the FALN terrorists would have access to plenty of funding this time around. Posted by: Boots at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (blfUS) 298
Who the fu*k lost to her in what I presume were pre-election debates?
========= Really, I'd be surprised if there were that many people who live in Hawaii who were interested in taking a full time job in DC. Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (cqOkQ) 299
I would hope this makes it into the ad cycle for the GOP in 2018.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (GoLZO) 300
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:25 PM (JJZzu)
In my mind, JackStraw looks like Tom Selleck! Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (a0IVu) I don't want to picture JackStraw wearing short shorts and Hawaiian shirts. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (C5Lvr) 301
Now, explain to her 1907 Title 8, USC 1324, which makes aiding and abetting illegal aliens a felony.
Including things like making statements encouraging them to come, or making statements about giving them sanctuary. I really wish Jess Sessionzzzz knew about this little law... Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN) 302
>>In my mind, JackStraw looks like Tom Selleck!
In my mind, I think so too! Unfortunately, my mirror has a different view. Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (/tuJf) 303
I think it'd be very profitable to start relocating all the illegals we cant deport to hawaii. They're stuck there.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (GoLZO) 304
But is he singing "Here in Amereeekaaaa"?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:27 PM (37IEG) I always thought is was funny when the white guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!"...and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (IqV8l) 306
Well there is a spiffy little unpopulated island in the Hawai'ian chain that would be perfect for all these illegals. The US Army tested bio-weapons there. like anthrax.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (ZNTrW) 307
We are forced to endure this because Dole wanted pineapples.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (xPl2J) 308
Rush was saying there is a hard solid rule for the prosecution- not a word about Trump or Russia, not a peep, don't even imply it.
Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (pHfeF) 309
I nominate San Clemente Island for one, off the coast of Southern California. Does the navy still get to use it as a firing range? Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (10vO4) 310
It's not a law law. Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (veoSD) 311
Unfortunately, my mirror has a different view.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM It's entirely possible your cynicism has prematurely aged you. Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (ctuyM) 312
No. And that's also part of the problem. He's singing "I Feel Pretty."
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:28 PM (JJZzu) LMAO!!!!!!!! Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (EPnrI) Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (rXie1) Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (/tuJf) 315
I always thought is was funny when the white guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!"...and one girl answers. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI) Our Colombian exchange student was named Maria. So was her sister. Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (nBr1j) 316
We are forced to endure this because Dole wanted pineapples.
Posted by: Mark1971 at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM Is that what the kids are calling those big blue pills these days? Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (ctuyM) 317
>>I don't want to picture JackStraw wearing short shorts and Hawaiian shirts.
With boating crocs. Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (r9UYA) 318
Senator BooBoo is trying to get him to say why don't we IGNORE laws anymore. Igonred laws are good laws, enforced laws are bad laws. She can't quite put it together in her head but she is trying to sputter it out and misses.
Posted by: Lester at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (LfJIn) Posted by: Sphynx at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (rXie1) 320
sure the angry god of global warming has other ways to punish us ... mild weather, but ignorant Cat5 congress critters, wreaking a path of destruction.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (bT8Z4) 321
Please listen to the video. The Senator is one of those people who lowers the IQ of the people talking to her. She assumes that Trump made illegal immigrants criminals all by himself.
Posted by: An Observation at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (o/WCN) 322
Our Colombian exchange student was named Maria. So was her sister.
------------------- All their brothers are named Jesus. Its a tangled family tree. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (2LelM) Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (8XRCm) 324
Our Colombian exchange student was named Maria. So was her sister.
Posted by: Northernlurker at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (nBr1j) Exactly!! I rest my case. Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (EPnrI) 325
So...is there a Congressional Asian Caucus?
Posted by: tu3031 at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (jDF8P) 326
293
That's not even the stupidest thing of the day. TheVerge.com has a headline: "All those Bigfoot erotica jokes are helping normalize white supremacy". "Journalism", ladies and gentlemen. Posted by: Ian S. at July 31, 2018 04:29 PM (ZGrMX) Wow - so, Bigfoot is a white guy? Awesome! We're making a comeback! Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG) 327
Senator BooBoo is trying to get him to say why don't we IGNORE laws anymore. Igonred laws are good laws, enforced laws are bad laws. She can't quite put it together in her head but she is trying to sputter it out and misses.
======== You see ma'am all laws are discretionary. Posted by: a queen's constable explains it all at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (V4+9a) 328
In other weird news, Kim Kardashian appears to be a Trump fan..or at least she won't say anything bad about him to Kimmel.
What weird times we live in. Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:26 PM (a0IVu) She should've told him to stick to what she was there for, not fucking Trump. People are tired of their comedy being destroyed by fucking Trump haters. Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (F4u7C) Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (mPeei) 330
Mazie is making that other Hawai'ian Senator Akaka seem a Mensa candidate in comparison.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (ZNTrW) 331
There is an autobiography out by Jimmy Webb, composer of such songs as Up, Up, and Away, Wichita Lineman, and MacArthur Park. And its title? The Cake and the Rain.
https://amzn.to/2M7gxz9 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (+y/Ru) 332
301 Now, explain to her 1907 Title 8, USC 1324, which makes aiding and abetting illegal aliens a felony.
Including things like making statements encouraging them to come, or making statements about giving them sanctuary. I really wish Jess Sessionzzzz knew about this little law... Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 04:30 PM (NgKpN) I've had a zero tolerance policy about this shit since before I could vote in the late 1990's. If you rent housing to illegals you get a felony for each one and a year in jail for each one and a large fine. If you employ illegals you get the same as above. Fuck their feelings. Possessing a gram of crack used to get a person prison time, well aiding and abetting an invasion is 1000 times worse of a crime and should be treated as suck. I was a real big hit with republicans back then. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (t82DG) 333
318 Senator BooBoo is trying to get him to say why don't we IGNORE laws anymore. Igonred laws are good laws, enforced laws are bad laws. She can't quite put it together in her head but she is trying to sputter it out and misses.
Posted by: Lester at July 31, 2018 04:33 PM (LfJIn) Perhaps because the Constitution, the Oaths they took, and even the Law itself, says they are suppose to enforce the Laws as written??? Posted by: Don Quixote at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (NgKpN) 334
Wow - so, Bigfoot is a white guy? Awesome! We're making a comeback!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG) Judging by the pic on the internet, John Holmes didn't die of aids. He became hairy and roamed the forests. Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C) Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (fuK7c) 336
318 Senator BooBoo is trying to get him to say why don't we IGNORE laws anymore. Igonred laws are good laws, enforced laws are bad laws. She can't quite put it together in her head but she is trying to sputter it out and misses.
------------------------ You know what will fix this? Pass a National Carry and Conceal Law. If gays needed a universal right to marriage I see no reason why the Second Amendment doesn't get the same treatment. Posted by: Jiffy at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (2LelM) 337
254 Coconuts drop out of trees all the time in HI.
could be worse. could be dropbears. *shudder* Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (NmR1a) 338
Pissed about what? The insanity of this trial?
Pretty much. Posted by: JackStraw I'm going to laugh my ass off if the case gets shitcanned within 72 hours. Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (AM1GF) 339
Wow - so, Bigfoot is a white guy? Awesome! We're making a comeback!
Posted by: DamnedYankee Damn straight. Posted by: Abominable Snowman at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (r9UYA) 340
I would like a nice box of rocks and a bag of hammers, please.
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (vtcmf) 341
It's not her fault. Guam tipped over and hit her in the head.
Posted by: Rep. Hank "Tipper" Johnson at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (Ndje9) Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm) 343
I'm sure she looked pretty hot in her hula outfit and coconut bra back in the days before electricity. Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop I think she's in this video: https://youtu.be/iVFRgoQe86U Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (IqV8l) 344
Interesting fact: We have several Squaw Island's, one in NYS and another in Michigan, and maybe more. A good place for Fauxcahontas to have a summer home. She is one of our "smartest" Senators, got her law degree by playing an Indian.
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (Y+/W2) 345
So Sen. Mazie tell us when did the dropbear turned you into a newt?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (ZNTrW) 346
It's not law if you don't enforce it.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (t82DG) 347
I always thought is was funny when the white guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!"...and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI) Sorta like when they're plotting the next terrorist strike - Muhammed, Mohammed, Muhamed, Mohamed, and Mamude are supposed to lay down suppressing fire while Mohammed, Muhamed and Achmed bring up the satchel charges to breach the door. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG) 348
It's entirely possible your cynicism has prematurely aged you.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 31, 2018 04:32 PM (ctuyM) --------- Are you kidding? He's not cynical! He's eternally cheerful. Keeps him young and looking like Tom Selleck. Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (JJZzu) 349
It's no longer Hawaiian Shaved Ice that's a sight to see; it's Hawaiian Shaved IQ.
Hawaii State Motto: Always Coming In Last Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (6eEQ+) 350
Posted by: Abominable Snowman at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (r9UYA)
---- Piss off bruh. Im still pissed at your cooler company. Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (8XRCm) 351
As long as we get to keep Pearl Harbor, I say let them go. And take California with you, so we don't have a 49 star flag. That would look weird.
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (7HtZB) 352
Kookier than a macadamia nut.
Posted by: wth at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (HgMAr) 353
347 I always thought is was funny when the white guy is running through Spanish Harlem yelling "Maria!!"...and one girl answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 31, 2018 04:31 PM (EPnrI) Sorta like when they're plotting the next terrorist strike - Muhammed, Mohammed, Muhamed, Mohamed, and Mamude are supposed to lay down suppressing fire while Mohammed, Muhamed and Achmed bring up the satchel charges to breach the door. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG) Like the Captain Morgan commercial. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (C5Lvr) 354
John Holmes died of AIDS???
I thought he died a virgin? Posted by: fixerupper at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (8XRCm) Well, he went to Italy and was doing gay porn with some really sickly dudes....and it didn't take too long after that. Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (F4u7C) 355
Pissed about what? The insanity of this trial?
Pretty much. Posted by: JackStraw I'm going to laugh my ass off if the case gets shitcanned within 72 hours. Posted by: Brother Cavil and his dancing Cylons at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM --- That will probably happen as soon as the prosecution rests and the defense calls rosenstein as their first witness. After all he was the lead prosecutor back in 2012 and he decided not to charge manafort with these exact same crimes back then. No way the Judge will deny that request. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (JUOKG) Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (NmR1a) Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (ZNTrW) 358
So is JackStraw Puerto Rican? Or did he just spend some time there?
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (/qEW2) 359
339 Wow - so, Bigfoot is a white guy? Awesome! We're making a comeback!
Posted by: DamnedYankee Damn straight. Posted by: Abominable Snowman at July 31, 2018 04:36 PM (r9UYA) Too right, mate Posted by: The Yowie at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (7HtZB) 360
Can we pass a bill turning Hawaiin active volcanos into housing for all illegals?
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (t82DG) 361
That will probably happen as soon as the prosecution rests and the defense calls rosenstein as their first witness. After all he was the lead prosecutor back in 2012 and he decided not to charge manafort with these exact same crimes back then. No way the Judge will deny that request. ========= Oh you'd be surprised. Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (e8+h1) 362
Am I the only one who is wondering how in the heck people like this get so far in politics? An elected congress critter?
She's making Hank Guam-will-tip-over- Johnson look like a MENSA candidate. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (SGpFT) 363
I get the sense that many Democrats want to eliminate the Constitution because they're too lazy to actually read it.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (VpIIl) 364
Our Colombian exchange student was named Maria. So was her sister. Posted by: Northernlurker Did she have a brother named Larry? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (IqV8l) 365
I love a parade.
Posted by: Whoopi Hirano at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (vtcmf) 366
Isn't there a volcano god she's supposed to be appeasing somewhere? Doesn't she have more important things to do than ask stupid questions?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (37IEG) 367
She's being obtuse on purpose. A little "nudge, nudge, wink, wink" to her comrades. I'm sure they all thought she was being the clever girl.
Posted by: Tuna at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (JX3+z) 368
>>358
So is JackStraw Puerto Rican? Or did he just spend some time there? Does he wear Roach Kickers? Posted by: Under Fire at July 31, 2018 04:40 PM (r9UYA) 369
She should've told him to stick to what she was there for, not fucking Trump.
phrasing? Posted by: Anachronda at July 31, 2018 04:38 PM (NmR1a) Yeah, as soon as I hit post.......D'OH! Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (F4u7C) 370
362 Am I the only one who is wondering how in the heck people like this get so far in politics? An elected congress critter?
She's making Hank Guam-will-tip-over- Johnson look like a MENSA candidate. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (SGpFT) Rites of passage into clubs that are filmed and recorded to be used as blackmail later so they can be controlled. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (t82DG) 371
Sleepy Jeff waking up?
pjmedia.com trending DOJ's new religious liberty arm-set-to investigate the SPLC Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (pHfeF) 372
>>So is JackStraw Puerto Rican? Or did he just spend some time there?
Just spent some time there. Posted by: JackStraw at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (/tuJf) 373
poi brain is a thing...
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (QIXE+) 374
RM, you're not the only one wondering. Maybe not very many people want to run for office out there. Republicans have no chance, so the Dems take what they can get, maybe.
Posted by: bluebell at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (JJZzu) 375
And the Democrats and the MFM keep calling Trump and Idiot, dumb, etc.
Posted by: Colin at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (Y+/W2) 376
I work with people in Congress all the time. You would be surprised how many of them are this dumb, or dumber. Some of the ones who have been around for decades are barely cogent. It's really their staff's running the show.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl) 377
334 Wow - so, Bigfoot is a white guy? Awesome! We're making a comeback!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:34 PM (37IEG) Judging by the pic on the internet, John Holmes didn't die of aids. He became hairy and roamed the forests. Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:35 PM (F4u7C) It's a pretty good gig except when my yeti tube gets caught in the undergrowth. That's kinda irritating. Posted by: John Holmes, forest creature at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (RD7QR) 378
Heh - Google decided I needed to prove I'm not a robot when I asked it about the Yowie - I suspected what it would be, but thank God Google was protecting me from myself!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (37IEG) 379
That will probably happen as soon as the prosecution
rests and the defense calls rosenstein as their first witness. After all he was the lead prosecutor back in 2012 and he decided not to charge manafort with these exact same crimes back then. No way the Judge will deny that request. ========= Oh you'd be surprised. Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM --- I would recommend that you check out the Judge's previous rulings on this case. he is very defendant friendly. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (JUOKG) 380
Am I the only one who is wondering how in the heck people like this get so far in politics? An elected congress critter?
She's making Hank Guam-will-tip-over- Johnson look like a MENSA candidate. Posted by: RondinellaMamma at July 31, 2018 04:39 PM (SGpFT) Rites of passage into clubs that are filmed and recorded to be used as blackmail later so they can be controlled. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio ======== You talkin' bout me!! *glares* Posted by: Kamala Harrass at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (e8+h1) 381
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I work with people in Congress all the time. You would be surprised how many of them are this dumb, or dumber. Some of the ones who have been around for decades are barely cogent. It's really their staff's running the show. Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl *ahem* John McCain Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu) 382
Maybe we could work out a Cuba type deal where we retain the rights to Pearl Harbor, and trade Hawaii to Japan for some godforsaken rock like Iwo Jima.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (AzW6q) 383
182 Hawaii is a REMOTE island chain. Caribbean islands are usually okay because they aren't far from Miami and the fairly productive nations Dominican Republic and (once) Puerto Rico. Colombia , Mexico, and Brazil too.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 31, 2018 04:12 PM (NqyM4) Hawaii and Alaska are probably only states because of the Cold War, and while I can kind of see Alaska, Hawaii has no business being a state. It has it's own culture. We should have kept it as a military base. Posted by: JoeF. ---------- Nah, goes way back farther than that as Spain, Portugal, Germany, the British Empire, and the U.S. were all eagerly trying to get their mittens on the highly lucrative land (aka Pacific silk road if you will) so the US took the step forward before anyone else and claimed the Hawaiian Islands as a US territory. Which in turn fed into the ever growing Golden Sugarcane industry and the Big Five Sugarcane processing corporations that wielded considerable political power in the then Territory of Hawaii. The Big Five were Castle & Cooke, Alexander & Baldwin, C. Brewer & Co., Amfac and Theo H. Davies & Co. and by the early to mid 1800s Spain, Portugal, Germany, England, and the US. Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (8SR1L) 384
I would recommend that you check out the Judge's previous rulings on this case. he is very defendant friendly.
= And yet. I still sense you'll be surprised. Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (xz+np) 385
Sleepy Jeff waking up?
pjmedia.com trending DOJ's new religious liberty arm-set-to investigate the SPLC Posted by: Skip at July 31, 2018 04:41 PM (pHfeF) ------------ If so, Morris Dees probably very recently sent another $200 million or so on a long term Carribean vacation. Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM (I16G8) 386
>> Did she go for a ride in the Choom Wagon?
Now hold on there. I represent that remark. Posted by: The JEF at July 31, 2018 04:44 PM (o2vOl) 387
I thought he died a virgin?
See now that's just a damn lie.She started out that color. (Calm Mentor: IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE...) Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:44 PM (8ZmvG) 388
Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl *ahem* John McCain Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (a0IVu) Now, new! Conservative with less Conservative! All the looks of a Conservative, none of the values! Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:44 PM (37IEG) 389
And San Fran Shithole continues its slide to barbarism.
Safety Volunteers Escort BART Passengers To Their Cars After Rash Of Violent Crimes . . . Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (+y/Ru) 390
At least old lefty Inoue was a war hero.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm) 391
At least old lefty Inoue was a war hero.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm) ----- And a retarded asshole. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (AzW6q) 392
Your modern and rational ways frighten and confuse me, please tell me more about these "laws" that you speak of.
Posted by: Unfrozen Democrat Hawaiian Representative at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (q7Tww) 393
Not in the mood today, Stringer. However, knock yourself out.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (I16G8) 394
John Holmes had thousands of women, but he only got AIDS because he did a single gay porn scene. At least that's what they say.
Other's say it was a set-up to get rid of him. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (y8Foj) 395
How about a nice Hawaiian Punch?!?
Posted by: Publius Redux at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (Fb9aZ) 396
Would you like some macadamia-flavored sausage?
Posted by: ace the helpful ewok at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (o2vOl) 397
At least old lefty Inoue was a war hero.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:45 PM (LiyEm) Boy, I'll say--if his wikipedia entry is true. Wow. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (y8Foj) 398
So, the IRS won't settle your debt. They only offer a "compromise" plan that screws you in the long run.
Good to know. Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (F4u7C) 399
Will be less confused if she lays off the heroin. Or cocaine. Or socialist internationalism. She should be careful, there is no Naloxone for socialist internationalism overdose. It's fatal.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (Zskvw) 400
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I work with people in Congress all the time. You would be surprised how many of them are this dumb, or dumber. Some of the ones who have been around for decades are barely cogent. It's really their staff's running the show. Posted by: Marcus T at July 31, 2018 04:42 PM (VpIIl I stayed a summer in DC to get a feel for the place after college with some fronds who were working for different senators and representatives. They do all the work, the pols are cults of personality, and everybody drinks and has sex with each other during happy hour and afterwards. Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (t82DG) 401
391 I was seeing if I could summon our troll.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (LiyEm) 402
John Glenn was a hero too,shitty senator though.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (LiyEm) 403
Not in the mood today, Stringer. However, knock yourself out.
Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 31, 2018 04:46 PM (I16G --- you've been this way for a couple of days, that i've noticed. maybe you should see a facial chiropractor, and get your nose put back in joint? Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (QIXE+) 404
By the way, her primary is coming up, in about a week I believe.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (ptqGC) 405
I would recommend that you check out the Judge's previous rulings on this case. he is very defendant friendly.
= And yet. I still sense you'll be surprised. Posted by: simplemind at July 31, 2018 04:43 PM --- Can you sense the Wednesday Power Ball numbers for me? Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (JUOKG) 406
Cannibal --- Not only that, but it was the RIGHT Maria.
Posted by: Lurking Cynic at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (YBMcf) 407
>>Safety Volunteers Escort BART Passengers To Their Cars After Rash Of Violent Crimes . . .
We're not going near that dump. Posted by: Curtis Sliwa at July 31, 2018 04:49 PM (r9UYA) 408
Hey, is a retarded asshole better or worse than a regular asshole?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (37IEG) 409
John Holmes had thousands of women, but he only got AIDS because he did a single gay porn scene. At least that's what they say.
Other's say it was a set-up to get rid of him. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (y8Foj) I believe it was intravenous drug use. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (C5Lvr) 410
stayed a summer in DC to get a feel for the place after college with some fronds who were working for different senators and representatives. They do all the work, the pols are cults of personality, and everybody drinks and has sex with each other during happy hour and afterwards.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (t82DG) And that my friend, is how the Deep State operates.... They all fucked each other. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj) 411
I stayed a summer in DC to get a feel for the place after college with some fronds who were working for different senators and representatives. They do all the work, the pols are cults of personality, and everybody drinks and has sex with each other during happy hour and afterwards.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (t82DG) That's AWESOME!!!! I think I'll run for congress. HEY EVERYBODY!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!!!!! Posted by: Sponge at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (F4u7C) 412
Off nasty, racist sock.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (ptqGC) 413
Give her credit.
She at least says she's 'confused." If only they wrote these laws onto something. And then had a vote to decide whether these proposed laws should be the, I don't know .. . the LAW of the land. . . or something. Then people who want to know about said laws could go some place. . . Gee, I don't know. . maybe the fucking library of congress... . . and they could read these laws . . . or something. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (q1VoB) 414
" There is an autobiography out by Jimmy Webb,"
That is a great book. The Cake and The Rain. That's the one, right? Posted by: backbeatbaby at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (w7KSn) 415
A retarded asshole would be a serious problem...
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM (LiyEm) 416
I'm in hot-water at work today. I work for a Japanese company, and one of the execs starts on about how Trump has a "bad attitude" and how he doesn't think Trump should build the wall. So I asked him, if there was a failed narco-state on Japan's border, whose violence, corruption and lack of economic opportunity was driving masses of people into Japan, that he'd be ok with that? Crickets.
I would have pointed out how Japan is one of the xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they should remove the speck from their own eye first, but I still need a paycheck for a few more years. Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM (uGHnY) 417
@383 Jeez, thanks Nota Slean, that's a lot of really accurate information.Which apparently none of the civics majors around here ever heard before.
Soil in Hawaii is not fertile. Islands never could feed themselves, without the fish, which you have to admit is something. Sugar cane was worth wiping out whole populations for, for a while, there. Then it wasn't. Then there was the pineapple, which they tell me is the how and why of all those other Pacific Rimsters being there. I kept seeing hundreds and hundreds of untended acres on Oahu, and thinking, damn lazy people here, until the rum distillers (subsidized!) told me about the overnight collapse of the pineapple market, just about a decade ago. They fertilized the hell out of that rock dust to grow pineapple, and without that level of nutrient, you can't grow corn or lettuce. So there it sits, kind of pretty, but spooky too. Make sense to you C.M.? Don't want to be getting, like, cryptic on ya. Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (8ZmvG) 418
So there's an asshole scale - and a retarded asshole is worse than a regular asshole. Aside from Chuck Shumer, is there anything worse than a retarded asshole?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (37IEG) 419
413 Give her credit.
She at least says she's 'confused." If only they wrote these laws onto something. And then had a vote to decide whether these proposed laws should be the, I don't know .. . the LAW of the land. . . or something. Then people who want to know about said laws could go some place. . . Gee, I don't know. . maybe the fucking library of congress... . . and they could read these laws . . . or something. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal Easier yet, "hey intern, read this law and tell me what it means." Posted by: wrg500 at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (Bdeb0) 420
And that my friend, is how the Deep State operates....
They all fucked each other. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:50 PM (y8Foj) --- and then they fucked us. Posted by: redc1c4 at July 31, 2018 04:53 PM (QIXE+) 421
Nood
Posted by: josephistan at July 31, 2018 04:53 PM (7HtZB) 422
I would have pointed out how Japan is one of the
xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they should remove the speck from their own eye first, but I still need a paycheck for a few more years. Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM (uGHnY) Which is why I could never figure out why their cartoon characters all have blue hair, anglo eyes and big knockers. Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (37IEG) 423
What about me? I was a war hero too.
Posted by: John McCain at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (P/aDH) 424
"They do all the work, the pols are cults of personality, and everybody
drinks and has sex with each other during happy hour and afterwards. " Posted by: 1st world problems sounds right ... they are all in the hedonist club (except a few we hope). That might be how they get there ... screw their way into "power". Political Peyton Place is much more evil than the Harper Valley PTA version, since the DC SexSwamp runs our money and lives. Posted by: illiniwek at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (bT8Z4) 425
I'm in hot-water at work today. I work for a Japanese company, and one of the execs starts on about how Trump has a "bad attitude" and how he doesn't think Trump should build the wall. So I asked him, if there was a failed narco-state on Japan's border, whose violence, corruption and lack of economic opportunity was driving masses of people into Japan, that he'd be ok with that? Crickets. I would have pointed out how Japan is one of the xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they should remove the speck from their own eye first, but I still need a paycheck for a few more years. Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM --- Sometimes hitting someone with the brutal honest truth might not be the best idea as in your case. But, the Japanese are the most racist xenophobic people that I have ever encountered on the planet in my 22 years of travel with the Military. And I have visited every Continent with the exception of Antarctica. Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (JUOKG) 426
391 I was seeing if I could summon our troll.
Posted by: steevy at July 31, 2018 04:48 PM (LiyEm) I think he just has a hard on for Mueller, not for veterans in general. Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (/qEW2) 427
I'm pretty sure this is why the earth gets wiped out every few million years. Man, the Martians must've REALLY been a mess. They still haven't come backf
Posted by: Weasel at July 31, 2018 04:54 PM (MVjcR) 428
Corgis, oh Corgis
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (ZNTrW) 429
>>>I would have pointed out how Japan is one of the xenophobic countries on Earth and maybe they should remove the speck from their own eye first, but I still need a paycheck for a few more years.
*cough* Japanese of Korean descent *cough* *cough* Okinawans *cough* Those Japanese sure build pretty glass houses. Posted by: Citizen Cake at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (R85nB) 430
Being a Senator isn't about what you know. It's about who you know and can suck money from.
Posted by: Ben Had at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (p/8lK) 431
Xeonphobics will lay eggs in your lungs and stomach and violently burst our of your chest when they grow old enough to leave the cavity.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 04:55 PM (t82DG) 432
In my mind, JackStraw looks like Tom Selleck!
I've been picturing him as Albert Finney. Which raises the question: do you all have images in your minds of the regular posters that you have never met? Posted by: Grump928(c) at July 31, 2018 04:56 PM (yQpMk) 433
So far from what I've read, Manefort does not have the greatest of defenses.
On the bank fraud and money laundering charges, his defense seems to be that he made a mistake in putting his trust in his partner Richard Gates and that he's to blame for all of the improprieties. Not what I expected. And since Mueller has given immunity to everyone to nail Manefort, I very much fear trouble in the fuselage Frederick. What a cluster fuck this is. Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 04:57 PM (2JcMg) 434
Chuck Grassely just laid down the law: Screw you Dem's and your document requests. Confirmation is going forward on my schedule, not yours.
Posted by: WisRich at July 31, 2018 04:57 PM (G0vdT) 435
That drooling fucking moron has a law degree from Georgetown. They must be so proud...
Posted by: Timon at July 31, 2018 04:57 PM (tvfqw) 436
If you hold your mouth right and take the broad view of a few misunderstandings, you can get along with the Japanese. Some things about them, I really like.
I cannot figure out how to discuss Korea or Manchuria with them, though. Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:58 PM (8ZmvG) 437
Posted by: Eisenhorn at July 31, 2018 04:51 PM
I worked for Tokio Marine for eight years. Preaching to the choir. Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 31, 2018 04:58 PM (C5Lvr) 438
@435
If you think this is bad... Get a load of Jim Jordan making Robert Mueller look like the buffoon he is. https://tinyurl.com/ycokpqtb To think, shit birds like Mueller literally get away with murder. It's just not right. Posted by: Kreplach at July 31, 2018 05:00 PM (2JcMg) 439
I cannot figure out how to discuss Korea or Manchuria with them, though.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:58 PM (8ZmvG) Not in person face to face? Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 05:02 PM (t82DG) 440
O's traded Schoop....! b oo
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at July 31, 2018 05:02 PM (GoLZO) 441
394 John Holmes had thousands of women, but he only got AIDS because he did a single gay porn scene. At least that's what they say.
Other's say it was a set-up to get rid of him. Posted by: JoeF. at July 31, 2018 04:47 PM (y8Foj) Origin story for JackStraw? Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 31, 2018 05:04 PM (t82DG) 442
I kept seeing hundreds and hundreds of untended acres on Oahu, and thinking, damn lazy people here, until the rum distillers (subsidized!) told me about the overnight collapse of the pineapple market, just about a decade ago. They fertilized the hell out of that rock dust to grow pineapple, and without that level of nutrient, you can't grow corn or lettuce. So there it sits, kind of pretty, but spooky too. Make sense to you C.M.? Don't want to be getting, like, cryptic on ya. Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 31, 2018 04:52 PM (8ZmvG) Hey, maybe there is a market for all the San Franpoopoo poopoo. Organic Fertilizer. I left my dump, in San Franpoopoo. As high as a hill, next to the bay. Next thing you know, it's on a freighter To grow pineapples, in dry red clay. Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 31, 2018 05:06 PM (Zskvw) 443
Patty Murray weeps at being dethroned.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 31, 2018 05:23 PM (xzqr4) 444
Cut little Mazie a break. She is no dumber than the average Democrat congresscritter. In fact she's smarter than most of the rest of them.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at July 31, 2018 05:26 PM (Sda6L) 445
Dear Senator Hirono:
Google is your friend. google "18 us code" immigration: 29,400 hits, including: 18 U.S. Code § 1325 - Improper entry by alien https://www.law.cornell.edu/uscode/text/8/1325 Posted by: kevino at July 31, 2018 05:29 PM (noq2N) 446
Kamala Harris (D) U.S. Senator California
Posted by: 80's music fab at July 31, 2018 05:35 PM (tQkRb) 447
Another member of the Stupid Jackass Party not knowing how to screw in a light bulb
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 31, 2018 06:36 PM (wGqjj) 448
Too much inbreeding and too much mercury poisoned fish.
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