Mid-Morning Open Thread

Alexander Kerensky
Ilya Yefimovich Repin

Kerensky died in exile, only because the Bolsheviks were not quite as well organized as they would be later on.

Isn't socialism grand?

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM

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Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2018 09:30 AM (FZYNt)

2 Mueller?

I think I found the Russians

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2018 09:30 AM (FZYNt)

3 Dr. Strangelove?

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2018 09:31 AM (0+nbW)

4 Russians don't take a dump without a plan

Posted by: Admiral Josh Painter at July 20, 2018 09:31 AM (FZYNt)

5 He was Lucky

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:31 AM (Lg2h/)

6 Might wanna get that hand looked at. Soon.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 09:32 AM (O5Q3r)

7 I think he should get that hand checked out, too much of "The Stranger"

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2018 09:32 AM (FZYNt)

8
Anderson Poofter's hair and Chico Marx's face.

Hmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2018 09:32 AM (VM6ev)

9 That's Dumbledore without his beard. Note the cursed hand.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:32 AM (+F0Wk)

10 I see someone colluding with the sniper in the background.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 09:32 AM (7n4KQ)

11 From the sidebar;
Every time they mock Christianity, I pray for them. And load more ammo.

Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (q9eC0)

12 So after the guy finished this, did he run over it in his car?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (O5Q3r)

13 Is that Michael Jackson's other glove?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (jxbfJ)

14 There was an entire squadron of warships from the Black Sea Fleet which escaped and was interned in Bizerte until eventually broken up. Nowadays, they'd have been returned to the Workers' Paradise.

Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (59GGI)

15 What's with the single glove?

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (bML9A)

16 He looks like Rahm Emmanuel.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (lwiT4)

17 Nice portrait of Charlie Watts.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (fuK7c)

18 He does look like Anderson Pooper.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (Y6XuZ)

19 Good morning, Horde!

Hey, I'll bet the news will be all chock-fulla lies, exaggerations, misdirections and evil inferences, all day long and into the night.

And that's just the ~~White House Press Corps~~ Young Obomanuists Leauge's contribution.

The rest of the MFM will be every bit as bad, in their own way.

I'll put $10 down. Any takers?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (QzJWU)

20 I love Repin's work.

Posted by: Tuna at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (Phln5)

21 11 From the sidebar;
Every time they mock Christianity, I pray for them. And load more ammo.
Posted by: Marcus T at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (q9eC0)

St. Paul didn't mention any specific caliber in his list of the armor of God.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (7n4KQ)

22 Might wanna get that hand looked at. Soon.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 09:32 AM

Not just the hand, compare the flesh tone of the ears to the face. It's definitely Uromysitisis poisoning.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (LOgQ4)

23 Kinda muddy for a Repin. He was starting to get expressionistic or whatever it was the Germans were up to. Also, Kerensky was an idiot, like the beta version of Boris Yeltsin.

Posted by: joncelli, deeply, deeply concerned at July 20, 2018 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

24 Now that women in the Navy can wear ponytails, men want beards.

The Navy said last week that servicewomen could sport ponytails, lock hairstyles, or ropelike strands, and wider hair buns, reversing a policy that long forbade females from letting their hair down.

Servicemen immediately chimed in on social media, asking the Navy if they could grow beards.

THIS is how we got transexuals in the Military. SIgh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:35 AM (Lg2h/)

25 Russian art?

#treasonartthread

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 09:35 AM (7HtZB)

26 He looks like George Gobel.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2018 09:35 AM (y1BrX)

27 Looks like he's got a literal Iron Fist.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 09:36 AM (UnA8+)

28 What's with the single glove?
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (bML9A)

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Seems normal to me, comrade.

Posted by: Mikhail Jacksonov at July 20, 2018 09:36 AM (+F0Wk)

29 From the previous thread:

309 296 I really wish I could get people to think about the coming battle over secret ballots. It's obvious that the Left has every interest in saying "You have a right to vote, but not to vote for hate."

But no one else seems to see this.

Be warned.
Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 09:29 AM (59GGI)

See: New Black Panthers, Eric Holder, 2008.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 20, 2018 09:31 AM (VM6ev)

Thanx JJ. I hope you keep your eyes on this. Again, I believe that we should start, right now, with an amendment protecting secret ballots. Force them to attack it when it can only hurt them.

BTW, shouldn't willow have special post-NOOD posting privileges, kind of like the Eldest of the Bulgy Bears?

Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 09:36 AM (59GGI)

30 I've see a guy who looks like that at every other local dive bar.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (7n4KQ)

31 Going to see about some type or form of lasiks today then going to get the kitten. Feels like Christmas here...my daughter is so excited. We'll see what happens after she is up all night entertaining the kitten....

Posted by: lin-duh at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (kufk0)

32 24 Servicemen immediately chimed in on social media, asking the Navy if they could grow beards.

THIS is how we got transexuals in the Military. SIgh

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:35 AM (Lg2h/)

I hate that we've got to the point where if I hear people whining about not getting to grow beards, I immediately think Muzzies.

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (UnA8+)

33 Is that a glove or frostbite?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (1ISKN)

34 It's a little fuzzy.

Posted by: dantesed at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (88xKn)

35 Never trust a guy who wears only one glove and sings "Beat It."

/old M.J. jokes

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (QzJWU)

36 It's definitely Uromysitisis poisoning.
Posted by: Forgot My Nic at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (LOgQ4)

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:37 AM (+F0Wk)

37 Dr Zhivago. The scene in the forest in winter, the special train stopped, on board in the special car is a powerful dude that has words with, if I recall it correctly, Zhivago.

I think the actor is Tom Courtenay, and I think the character is Kerensky. This painting brings back that scene to me.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (+fPHo)

38 is that OJs glove?

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (dPd5y)

39 Florida Man, Savannah Edition

https://tinyurl.com/ya3ol2cb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (ptqGC)

40 21St. Paul didn't mention any specific caliber in his list of the armor of God.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (7n4KQ)

Thus saith the Lord: Let there be the perfect combat cartridge, of the
caliber .451, and with the muzzle velocity of 855 feet per second, and
with a bullet weight of 230 grains; and it was so. And the Lord brought
forth the design of the perfect combat pistol, and the Lord callest his
prophet John Moses Browning to the mountain top and givest this design
to His prophet. And the Lord's prophet John Moses Browning didst build
the perfect combat pistol that the Lord didst provide. And the Lord
didst look, and the Lord saw that it was good. And there was morning and
evening and it was the 45th day.

The Lord chose his prophet Cooper to instruct the people in the proper
use of His perfect combat pistol. And the Lord callest his prophet
Cooper to the mountain top and gavest his commandments in the use of His
perfect combat pistol. And the prophet Cooper gaveth the Lord's
commandments to the people regarding His perfect combat pistol. The
prophet Cooper commandeth the people to liveth in Condition Yellow and
to be prepared to smite the foes of the Lord's chosen ones with the
perfect combat pistol. The prophet Cooper instructed the people to smite
their adversaries with two in the chest and one in the head. And those
that were stuck in this manner would surely die. Those that obeyeth the
prophet Cooper liveth and those that disobeyeth the prophet Cooper shall
die for the prophet Cooper receiveth the words of life from the Lord.

And there were those who were unfaithful to the prophets instructions
regarding the perfect combat pistol. And they didst chamber the perfect
combat pistol for cartridges who's calibers startith with numbers less
than the holy number 4. And lo the Lord did cause great grief amongst
these men when their enemies who were struck in battle with these lesser
numbers didst not fall but did continue to cause great harm. Thus the
Lord punished the men for their unfaithfulness to the design of the
perfect combat pistol.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (jxbfJ)

41 St. Paul didn't mention any specific caliber in his list of the armor of God.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (7n4KQ)

Her dad must be proud. I would be.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:39 AM (jxbfJ)

42 is that OJs glove?
Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (dPd5y)

-----------------------------

And it fits! Have we found the real murderer?!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:39 AM (+F0Wk)

43 He does look like Anderson Pooper.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 09:34 AM (Y6XuZ)

Physiognomy is real. Kerensky definitely has homo eyes and lips.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 09:40 AM (9BLnV)

44 So the Morning Report thread is over and I missed it again. (Participating, at least, still gotta read it all.

)

Well, um, in before the apes, then, I guess.

I used to get up earlier.

I used to be healthier.

I never used to look like that poor guy in the painting.

Good morning.

Posted by: mindful webworker - too much to do, not enough of me, at July 20, 2018 09:40 AM (U/u2R)

45 When you want to check out the difference between a Socialist and a Communist, look to Kerensky.

How very Russian: His son was a prominent civil engineer in England; grandson a NYC dance writer who died of AIDS.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 20, 2018 09:40 AM (8ZmvG)

46 39
Florida Man, Savannah Edition

https://tinyurl.com/ya3ol2cb

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (ptqGC)

Lets try this again.
Her dad must be proud. I would be.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:40 AM (jxbfJ)

47 Ok I'm outraged. Nood was called then Willow called no nood. Someone has to be punished. This place is mayhem. Or is it just Cannibal hate?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:40 AM (Zmczq)

48 Touch my monkey!

Posted by: Dieter Sprokets at July 20, 2018 09:41 AM (ukNFU)

49 Thus saith the Lord: Let there be the perfect combat cartridge, of the
caliber .451, and with the muzzle velocity of 855 feet per second, and
with a bullet weight of 230 grains; and it was so. And the Lord brought
forth the design of the perfect combat pistol......

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (jxbfJ)

Is this from the Book of Armaments?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:41 AM (+F0Wk)

50 Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (jxbfJ)

Nice.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 09:41 AM (7n4KQ)

51 Any Mets fans left? Mets play the Cubs at Wrigley on August 27, accompanied by a Grateful Dead concert. When I think Dead, I think Mets.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 09:41 AM (lwiT4)

52 Thus the
Lord punished the men for their unfaithfulness to the design of the
perfect combat pistol.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (jxbfJ)

But, he did send the Holy Hand Grenade to do his will!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 09:41 AM (9BLnV)

53 I called NOOD cause there was

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 20, 2018 09:41 AM (FZYNt)

54 growls , I have lost control over my mouses proper functions, I can no longer click copy paste.

and I know it's not the mouse itself as I have tried 4 over the last couple of days.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:42 AM (dPd5y)

55 47 Ok I'm outraged. Nood was called then Willow called no nood. Someone has to be punished. This place is mayhem. Or is it just Cannibal hate?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:40 AM (Zmczq)

It's Mueller's fault! Boil him!

Posted by: joncelli, deeply, deeply concerned at July 20, 2018 09:42 AM (RD7QR)

56

Putin's grandfather?

Posted by: Soothi at July 20, 2018 09:42 AM (GDrAd)

57 I would have preferred to be in exile at that time.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:43 AM (dPd5y)

58 14 There was an entire squadron of warships from the Black Sea Fleet which escaped and was interned in Bizerte until eventually broken up. Nowadays, they'd have been returned to the Workers' Paradise.
Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (59GGI)

There's still a Russian Ultra-Orthodox cathedral in Bizerte that was constructed by & for those sailors & other exiles.

Another odd fact about Bizerte is that it was the site of a side show battle during the Algerian War of Independence. France had a major base in Bizerte, and Tunisia had exacted a blockade of the port in 1961. France responded with a full scale invasion of the city, which they occupied until 1963.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (7HtZB)

59 Willow, why did you say no noood. I need answers.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (Zmczq)

60 Dr Zhivago. The scene in the forest in winter, the special train stopped, on board in the special car is a powerful dude that has words with, if I recall it correctly, Zhivago.

I think the actor is Tom Courtenay, and I think the character is Kerensky. This painting brings back that scene to me.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at July 20, 2018 09:38 AM (+fPHo)

I doubt t he character was based on Kerensky. Kerensky was "moderate" by russian standards and no friend of the Soviets who drove him from power. The character on the train was a more radical murderous type of scum

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (Lg2h/)

61 If you squint the painting looks nicer. Was it painted for the Asian market?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:45 AM (Zmczq)

62 By the way, Vinnie Van Go Go's in the link about Florida Man has some of the best hand-tossed pizza in the country. That's all they do, and I've had great pizza in Italy, NY, Chicago, etc.

It's a tiny place and they're a wait, but it is so worth it.

Now I want pizza.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 09:45 AM (ptqGC)

63 There's still a Russian Ultra-Orthodox cathedral in Bizerte that was constructed by for those sailors other exiles.

Another odd fact about Bizerte is that it was the site of a side
show battle during the Algerian War of Independence. France had a major
base in Bizerte, and Tunisia had exacted a blockade of the port in 1961.
France responded with a full scale invasion of the city, which they
occupied until 1963.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (7HtZB)

How do people know this stuff?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

64 Now I want pizza.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

with extra virgin pepperoni?

Posted by: John Podesta at July 20, 2018 09:45 AM (FZYNt)

65 Willow, why did you say no noood. I need answers.

Her mouse is a commie spy

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2018 09:46 AM (y1BrX)

66 Kerensky was a fool. His purge of the Right and "no enemies to the Left" policy cleared the way for the Bolsheviks and his own exile.

Millions died because of it, while he died at 89.

No justice.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 09:46 AM (AM1GF)

67 Willow, why did you say no noood. I need answers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (Zmczq)

-----------------------

Clearly, by saying "No nood" when there was a "Nood", her comment of "No nood" was willowed, thereby carrying it over to the new thread, at which point "No nood" was an accurate statement.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:46 AM (+F0Wk)

68 Kerensky was "moderate" by russian standards and no
friend of the Soviets who drove him from power.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (Lg2h/)

True, but a Russian moderate in 1917 is like an Islamic moderate nowadays.

A Russian moderate wanted the Bolsheviks to kill you.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2018 09:47 AM (wYseH)

69
How do people know this stuff?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

Some poeple are ready to re-fight any war in these threads.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:47 AM (Zmczq)

70 Didn't I remember that he had a baseball stadium in Chicago named after him?

Posted by: Kindltot at July 20, 2018 09:48 AM (2K6fY)

71 Severe frostbite on his hand?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 09:48 AM (r9UYA)

72
True, but a Russian moderate in 1917 is like an Islamic moderate nowadays.

A Russian moderate wanted the Bolsheviks to kill you.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 20, 2018 09:47 AM (wYseH)

I am not defending kerensky, only pointing out I don't think that character was based on him

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:48 AM (Lg2h/)

73 there is no deep state , but there were Obama servers that had everything on everyone (M Walters)
so was that the NSA data bases at His disposal?

also why does Brennan still have security clearance?

are we ever going to get DWS's computer?

Why is Podesta getting immunity other than getting Manafort and why would Mueller choose to get Manafort when Podesta is the big boss..
oh yeah that's right , well connected to dnc.

so
picks daisy pedals , we will persevere, we won't persevere, we will persevere, we won't...

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM (dPd5y)

74 63 There's still a Russian Ultra-Orthodox cathedral in Bizerte that was constructed by for those sailors other exiles.

Another odd fact about Bizerte is that it was the site of a side
show battle during the Algerian War of Independence. France had a major
base in Bizerte, and Tunisia had exacted a blockade of the port in 1961.
France responded with a full scale invasion of the city, which they
occupied until 1963.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 09:44 AM (7HtZB)

How do people know this stuff?
Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 09:45 AM (lwiT4)

I'm a history nerd. I may forget why I entered a room, but I can remember obscure stuff like that.

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM (7HtZB)

75 Clearly, by saying "No nood" when there was a "Nood", her comment of "No nood" was willowed, thereby carrying it over to the new thread, at which point "No nood" was an accurate statement.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:46 AM (+F0Wk)

My God. I have been here too long. That makes perfect sense to me. Its brliiiant actually, in the horde mind away.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM (Zmczq)

76 Why do people keep calling them "duck boats"? They aren't proper boats, they're amphibious vehicles, mostly adapted from land vehicles! Funny how the DUKW and similar mentioned yesterday come up again today...which reminds me, did our prospective boat owner ever get talked out of his madness?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM (AM1GF)

77 Cannibal, I wanted to stay and talk in that post. so I was discouraging others from willowing me..again!

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:50 AM (dPd5y)

78 Not as strange as the snails, still...

Posted by: Caliban at July 20, 2018 09:50 AM (QE8X6)

79 Cavil, he has an anchor, so one must find a boat to attach it to.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:52 AM (dPd5y)

80 Looks like Martin Short.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 09:52 AM (L78vw)

81 He has confessed to two anchors.

He needs two boars.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)

82 I'm a history nerd. I may forget why I entered a room

But not the bathroom, right ?

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2018 09:53 AM (y1BrX)

83 Next time you get out the coffee-table, full-colour Illustrated History of The Navy and Marine Corps, make sure you pay special attention to the transsexuals in the first 50 pages.

"That was then!"
No! No! I'm a real conservative!!11!!

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 20, 2018 09:53 AM (8ZmvG)

84 Horrible use of colors and light and what's with the jerk glove? Really is shit.

Posted by: Thomas Kincaid at July 20, 2018 09:53 AM (r9UYA)

85 They are called Duck boats because they are constructed with Duck tape.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 09:53 AM (L78vw)

86 Why do people keep calling them "duck boats"? They aren't proper boats, they're amphibious vehicles, mostly adapted from land vehicles! Funny how the DUKW and similar mentioned yesterday come up again today...which reminds me, did our prospective boat owner ever get talked out of his madness?
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM (AM1GF)

they have these in Providence RI also. Not sure if there has ever been an accident with one.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 09:53 AM (Lg2h/)

87 willow!

G-baby the younger has a tummy ache, and when a two-year old isn't happy, no one is happy...yet feels good enough to poke fun at her big sister., who then proceeds to let her displeasure be known...

Hiding out here for the moment until little fists pound on the door for Gammy to come out and play.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2018 09:54 AM (PXKj8)

88 76 Why do people keep calling them "duck boats"? They aren't proper boats, they're amphibious vehicles, mostly adapted from land vehicles! Funny how the DUKW and similar mentioned yesterday come up again today...which reminds me, did our prospective boat owner ever get talked out of his madness?

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM
(AM1GF)

Anyone need an anchor? I have a spare. Heidi is at morning Adoration. It was dark when she came home from Philly and so the garden ornaments have not been discovered yet. I'm thinking the outboard will look petty good in the garden too.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:54 AM (Zmczq)

89
Idling at our setup. Borzoi judging isn't until 12:45 but Her Majesty had a breed seminar to attend at 8:00.

I will be happy when this weekend is over. Then I don't have to go to a dog show until October.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 09:54 AM (QWjPD)

90 SMH, aha. I so know that scenario, I still have one tot left here (don't ask) but old enough now to know such things as not cry at the bathroom door when I need to go 'pootty'

so it gets better ! also, Enjoy them while they are beautiful little humans that know nothing of being evil. just typical bratty
: P

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:56 AM (dPd5y)

91 Who were the people who worked with/for Clapper? What's their excuse for being worthless?

Posted by: ro-man at July 20, 2018 09:56 AM (RuIsu)

92 77 Cannibal, I wanted to stay and talk in that post. so I was discouraging others from willowing me..again!

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:50 AM (dPd5y)

Good try. If you had been honest I would have stayed with you, but youre a woman and you have your ways.

nest time try.

"Theres a fire in the art thread!"

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:56 AM (Zmczq)

93 if it floats like a duck, quacks like a duck..
oh nevermind.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:57 AM (dPd5y)

94 85 They are called Duck boats because they are constructed with Duck tape.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 09:53 AM (L78vw)

The new ones use Flex-tape.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:58 AM (Zmczq)

95 Cannibal But i'm being Honest now!, (that i'm caught) that should be enough.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:58 AM (dPd5y)

96 All boats are duck boats when passing under a sufficiently low bridge.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 09:59 AM (fuK7c)

97 If Cannibal Bob took Michael Moore to lunch, would we ever see either of them, again?

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at July 20, 2018 09:59 AM (QzJWU)

98 95 Cannibal But i'm being Honest now!, (that i'm caught) that should be enough.
Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:58 AM (dPd5y)

Never be honest with a cannibal.

Posted by: Caliban at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (QE8X6)

99 SMH, mylicon seems to work for the little ones Not sure about the spelling

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (dPd5y)

100 Actually, willow calling no nood sounds like a glitch in The Matrix.

Posted by: blaster at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (DH5wZ)

101 Interesting. Repin's style definitely "evolved".

As for getting Kerensky, the Bolsheviks got the Romanovs as a consolation prize.

Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (OyyDO)

102 DUKW was their WW2 military designation. Just like "Hummer" came from HMMWV, "Huey" came from UH-1 (utility helicopter 1) and "Jeep" most likely was derived from G.P.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (V2Yro)

103 75 Clearly, by saying "No nood" when there was a "Nood", her comment of "No nood" was willowed, thereby carrying it over to the new thread, at which point "No nood" was an accurate statement.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at July 20, 2018 09:46 AM (+F0Wk)

My God. I have been here too long. That makes perfect sense to me. Its brliiiant actually, in the horde mind away.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:49 AM (Zmczq)

Someone please add that to the Style Guide.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (7n4KQ)

104 95 Cannibal But i'm being Honest now!, (that i'm caught) that should be enough.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 09:58 AM (dPd5y)

LMAO. Of course it is. You're an ette'...your ways ae mysterious. And your wrath is feared. And ettes smell nice so....they are revered.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:01 AM (Zmczq)

105 90 SMH, aha. I so know that scenario, I still have one tot left here (don't ask) but old enough now to know such things as not cry at the bathroom door when I need to go 'pootty'

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Prying gbabies from around my knees and sprinting to the bathroom...fun stuff.

Posted by: SMH at July 20, 2018 10:01 AM (PXKj8)

106 I love water , I love going to lakes and oceans, yet I fear boats, My Father had a large boat, nothing bad ever happened on it that I remember, but you can't get me to step on one now.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:01 AM (dPd5y)

107

EM GORNISHT HELFN FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 20, 2018 10:02 AM (mPeei)

108 89
Idling at our setup. Borzoi judging isn't until 12:45 but Her Majesty had a breed seminar to attend at 8:00.

I will be happy when this weekend is over. Then I don't have to go to a dog show until October.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 09:54 AM (QWjPD)

Good luck. Give the dog a scritch for us.

Posted by: joncelli, deeply, deeply concerned at July 20, 2018 10:02 AM (RD7QR)

109 Even if a boat doesn't kill you, it will kill your retirement fund.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:02 AM (7n4KQ)

110 Lutherans at it again: knife attack on a bus in Lubeck, Germany. 14 injured, 2 seriously.

Posted by: Bert G at July 20, 2018 10:03 AM (uiwCw)

111 The guy's a fag.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:03 AM (2LelM)

112 Meh. Not a Fanilow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:03 AM (CSNuj)

113
I love water , I love going to lakes and oceans, yet I fear boats, My
Father had a large boat, nothing bad ever happened on it that I
remember, but you can't get me to step on one now.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:01 AM (dPd5y)

What do you do when a situation calls for a canoe accident?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 10:03 AM (lwiT4)

114 110 Lutherans at it again: knife attack on a bus in Lubeck, Germany. 14 injured, 2 seriously.
Posted by: Bert G at July 20, 2018 10:03 AM (uiwCw)

It was a serving spork, from the potluck jello mold.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:03 AM (7n4KQ)

115 In fairness, being exiled from Russia is about the best thing any Russian can hope for.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (iys0/)

116 106 I love water , I love going to lakes and oceans, yet I fear boats, My Father had a large boat, nothing bad ever happened on it that I remember, but you can't get me to step on one now.
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Willow, you sound like Hesiod. He hated boats.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (2LelM)

117 Cannibal I have a mighty wrath to throw around , much like discarding clothing that I thought I wanted to wear while dressing for a night out.

I can make a mess of things rather quickly.

so beware.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (dPd5y)

118 I love water , I love going to lakes and oceans, yet I fear boats, My Father had a large boat, nothing bad ever happened on it that I remember, but you can't get me to step on one now.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:01 AM (dPd5y)

Did the boat have a name? Boat's gotta have a name. Bad luck for a boat w/out a name.

Posted by: BignJames at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (0+nbW)

119
Frank Gorshin is impeached? Thought he was dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (QWjPD)

120 I doubt t he character was based on Kerensky. Kerensky was "moderate" by russian standards and no friend of the Soviets who drove him from power. The character on the train was a more radical murderous type of scum
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Strelhnikov! Tom Courtenay was Julie Christie's hubby, but then turned revolutionary red.

Kerensky was a White Russian. The Whites fought the Reds for five years (the bloody Russian Civil War).

George Kistiakowsky, who was at one time the Science Advisor to President Eisenhower, was a White who fought in the Civil War against the Bolsheviks (he was something like 19 at the time). He escaped with his life and made it to the West, was a brilliant guy (an older late friend of mine had him as a professor back in the 1940's), and a professor of Chemistry prior to his later service. I think he was also into rocket propulsion and explosives.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (vcOmj)

121 "Nice? It's the only thing," said the Water Rat Solemnly, as he leaned forward for his stroke. "Believe me, my young friend, there is nothing -- absolutely nothing -- half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats."

"Simply messing...about in boats -- or with boats... In or out of 'em it doesn't matter. Nothing seems to matter, that's the charm of it. Whether you get away, or whether you don't; whether you arrive at your destination or whether you reach somewhere else, or whether you never get anywhere at all, you're always busy, and you never do anything in particular; and when you've done it there's always something else to do, and you can do it if you like, but you'd much better not."

Posted by: Water Rat at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (fuK7c)

122 115 In fairness, being exiled from Russia is about the best thing any Russian can hope for.
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This is true.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:05 AM (2LelM)

123 115 In fairness, being exiled from Russia is about the best thing any Russian can hope for.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (iys0/)

Eh, it's possible to be happy in Russia, they simply choose not to be.

Posted by: joncelli, deeply, deeply concerned at July 20, 2018 10:05 AM (RD7QR)

124 I love water , I love going to lakes and oceans, yet I fear boats, My Father had a large boat, nothing bad ever happened on it that I remember, but you can't get me to step on one now.
Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:01 AM (dPd5y)

When Cannibal Bob offers to show you his anchors, just say no.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:05 AM (CSNuj)

125 Jiffy, well G-d certainly can toss me to and fro, and that's on dry land. Why tempt him?

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:05 AM (dPd5y)

126 cicero, ooh thank you for that warning.

especially if he is carrying ducrt tape .

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:06 AM (dPd5y)

127 Willow, you sound like Hesiod. He hated boats.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (2LelM)

Archimedes hoisted boats.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:06 AM (CSNuj)

128 Lutherans at it again: knife attack on a bus in Lubeck, Germany. 14 injured, 2 seriously.
Posted by: Bert G

Lutheran Social Services is responsible for importing a lot of sad Somali's to America. I am Lutheran by birth and upbringing and it causes me a lot of angry turmoil to think of that.
Catholic Charities does the same thing.

Yak.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 20, 2018 10:06 AM (vcOmj)

129 The really big hazard of a DUKW is the gasoline. They rely on the relative lightness of gasoline for their flotation. The hull is not armored, and is full of gasoline. No think of yourself charging up on a pre-registered beach in one.

Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 20, 2018 10:07 AM (8ZmvG)

130
In fairness, being exiled from Russia is about the best thing any Russian can hope for.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (iys0/)

Russia: a good place to come from.

Like Nigeria. Why is the country a hole while every Nigerian I meet is so nice?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (QWjPD)

131 at this rate I will be on the wall of shame in 2 days. so i'm going to go clean bathrooms.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (dPd5y)

132 A Trump hater in my local paper informed me this morning that "Trump loses in world leader beauty contest."

According to this genius, he doesn't compare in looks or intellect with Justin Trudeau, Macron, or Enrique Pena.

Also, "Trump is so physically, intellectually, and morally repugnant that his fans feel better about themselves and their worser natures."

And this, again, is how you get more Trump.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (ptqGC)

133 Eh, it's possible to be happy in Russia, they simply choose not to be.
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On a frosty snowy evening in a banya with a blonde babushka, vodka, wine and snacks is not a bad way to spend time. It is also very clean.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (2LelM)

134 Some poeple are ready to re-fight any war in these threads.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 09:47 AM (Zmczq)

Let us now consider The War of The Southern States To Keep Their Slaves...

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (CSNuj)

135 Looks like Michael Myers from Halloween. Or a Chinaman.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (/qEW2)

136 This painting looks like the inside view of a brown acid trip. Like those . . . colors. . . .they sound awesome dude.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 20, 2018 10:09 AM (JNTt1)

137 The really big hazard of a DUKW is the gasoline. They rely on the relative lightness of gasoline for their flotation. The hull is not armored, and is full of gasoline. No think of yourself charging up on a pre-registered beach in one.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at July 20, 2018 10:07 AM (8ZmvG)

My father did just that on Iwo Jima. He Commanded a whole unit of DUKWs charged with bringing in all the Artillery.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 10:09 AM (Lg2h/)

138 Lutherans at it again: knife attack on a bus in Lubeck, Germany. 14 injured, 2 seriously.

Packed city bus. Dropped his backpack and began stabbing everyone.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:09 AM (fuK7c)

139
"I doubt t he character was based on Kerensky. Kerensky was "moderate" by
russian standards and no friend of the Soviets who drove him from
power. The character on the train was a more radical murderous type of
scum

Posted by: Nevergiveup "

The commie on the train was a high level bloodthirsty military official Pasha. He was the husband of Dr. Zhvagos lover Lara

Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2018 10:09 AM (MxEKc)

140 Eh, it's possible to be happy in Russia, they simply choose not to be.
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Sitting in the seat of an outbound international flight on the runway waiting for takeoff.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:10 AM (7n4KQ)

141 so beware.

Posted by: willow at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (dPd5y)

I tread lightly and cautiously around the ettes'.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:10 AM (Zmczq)

142 Today and tomorrow is the start of the Mackinack race. Storms forecasted.

Old Dog, New Dog, and Cat are napping before the toddler invasion. Blessed quiet. 1yo learned how to move kitchen chairs to climb up to stand on kitchen table -- never turn your back on them. Looks like dishes are not going to be done today.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2018 10:10 AM (MIKMs)

143 115 In fairness, being exiled from Russia is about the best thing any Russian can hope for.
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 20, 2018 10:04 AM (iys0/)

Just watch your back. Those icepicks are hell.

Posted by: Leon Trotsky at July 20, 2018 10:10 AM (CSNuj)

144 Blurry, it is. Not a good style for portraiture, unless the subject is Lena Dunham. (in which case, not blurry enough)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 10:11 AM (bNb8V)

145 A Trump hater in my local paper informed me this morning that "Trump loses in world leader beauty contest."

Have they seen Trudeau on his LARP tour of India?

Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2018 10:11 AM (ZGrMX)

146 129 The really big hazard of a DUKW is the gasoline. They rely on the relative lightness of gasoline for their flotation. The hull is not armored, and is full of gasoline. No think of yourself charging up on a pre-registered beach in one.
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As a kid, the motor pool at Quantico was next to the kindergarten. It always had at least five DUKWs parked there. I fell in love with them on sight. I actually had a Tonka version of one as a kid. Amazing vehicles. They still swim the Potomac and do tours of DC. They were replaced by the LARCs. The life of a Navy Beachmaster looks suspiciously like a family on holiday.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (2LelM)

147
Sitting in the seat of an outbound international flight on the runway waiting for takeoff.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:10 AM (7n4KQ)

Breaking into applause when the wheels break the ground.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (QWjPD)

148 DUKW was their WW2 military designation. Just like "Hummer" came from HMMWV, "Huey" came from UH-1 (utility helicopter 1) and "Jeep" most likely was derived from G.P.

Posted by: Tom Servo

It was the "boat" part I was disputing--the damn things are trucks with boat hulls...also variable inflation tires, which was a hell of an innovation in the 40s...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (AM1GF)

149 Let us now consider The War of The Southern States To Keep Their Slaves...

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (CSNuj)

AKA: The War of Northern Aggression

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (q1VoB)

150 Let us now consider The War of The Southern States To Keep Their Slaves...

*ducks*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (CSNuj)

Lol. For Gods sake don't mention crossbows Cicero.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (Zmczq)

151 145 A Trump hater in my local paper informed me this morning that "Trump loses in world leader beauty contest."

Have they seen Trudeau on his LARP tour of India?
Posted by: Ian S. at July 20, 2018 10:11 AM (ZGrMX)

Dilly dilly!

Posted by: Justin "Bieber" Trudeau at July 20, 2018 10:13 AM (RD7QR)

152 @73

The Manefort indictments are simply investigations that were dropped and simply dusted off by Mueller, investigations that implicated Podesta as Manefort was working for the Podesta group at the time.

If this is actually happens and Podesta gets immunity and his testimony sends Manefort up the river then we really have no alternative than active insurrection as the rule of law will have not only been destroyed but the very foundations of justice will have been smashed to bits as what is going on is as antithetical to justice as can be conceived.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2018 10:13 AM (2JcMg)

153 Wasn't there a "duck boat" incident a couple years ago?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:14 AM (IqV8l)

154 150 Lol. For Gods sake don't mention crossbows Cicero.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (Zmczq)

CARROT CHILI

Posted by: Hikaru at July 20, 2018 10:14 AM (UnA8+)

155 Let us now consider The War of The Southern States To Keep Their Slaves...

*ducks*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

AKA: The War of Northern Aggression
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

Look, I'm not sayin' a few DUKWs on either side might have shortened the war considerably, but...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 10:14 AM (AM1GF)

156 153 Wasn't there a "duck boat" incident a couple years ago?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:14 AM (IqV8l)

Happens every few years, like clockwork.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (7n4KQ)

157 The commie on the train was a high level bloodthirsty military official Pasha. He was the husband of Dr. Zhvagos lover Lara

STRELNIKOV!!!

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (O5Q3r)

158 Wasn't there a "duck boat" incident a couple years ago?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:14 AM (IqV8l)

yes and I "Think" that was in RI but on the land, on a Providence Street?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (Lg2h/)

159 Today and tomorrow is the start of the Mackinack race.

A beautiful sight on Mackinac Island. But the weather looks pretty bad.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (lwiT4)

160 Interestingly enough, talking about legal insurrection, youngest kidlet just got a jury summons.

Posted by: mustbequantum at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (MIKMs)

161 26
He looks like George Gobel.

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2018
*
*
"Did you ever get the feeling that the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?"
( -- George's opening line one night in the 1960s as he guested on The Tonight Show)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 10:16 AM (YWG/U)

162
"youngest kidlet just got a jury summons."

Beats a bench warrant.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:16 AM (QWjPD)

163 Last thread someone posted video of the Phila. duck boat incident.

By incident I mean a duck boat got runned over by a barge.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:16 AM (fuK7c)

164 Longbow- Crossbow, North-South, and .45ACP - 9mm. I would like to discuss the greatest schism known to man - Guys with Tits - Chicks with Dicks. Discuss among yourselves.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:17 AM (2LelM)

165 Lol. For Gods sake don't mention crossbows Cicero.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:12 AM (Zmczq)

Ketchup on Hot Dogs!

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 10:17 AM (P/aDH)

166 Betty or Wilma?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:18 AM (r9UYA)

167 Look, I'm not sayin' a few DUKWs on either side might have shortened the war considerably, but...

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 10:14 AM (AM1GF)

Hey! I tried.

Posted by: The Monitor at July 20, 2018 10:18 AM (Zmczq)

168 Ketchup or catsup?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:18 AM (fuK7c)

169 I don't know this guy, so I started with the Wiki. He was a revolutionary activist. Great Orator. Who else do we know that fits that description? Especially in this time.

When his fellow revolutionaries turned against him, he fled to Paris. When the Germans invaded France, he fled to NYC where he landed a sinecure at The Hoover Institute.

Paris - a hotbed of socialism.
NYC - ditto

Look where we are now. Our generosity will be our undoing. You might think that one day we will learn the error of our ways but that isn't the way I'd bet.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse at July 20, 2018 10:18 AM (roQNm)

170 162
"youngest kidlet just got a jury summons."

Beats a bench warrant.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:16 AM (QWjPD)

Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

171 Eskimos.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 10:19 AM (obsxF)

172 Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (ptqGC)

Ask them who wins the money pageant.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:19 AM (L78vw)

173 The duck boats are big in Boston. Never been an incident in the water that I can remember, but about once a year some idiot on a bike tries to get by them and gets wiped out when they make a turn.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (O5Q3r)

174 "Did you ever get the feeling that the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?"
( -- George's opening line one night in the 1960s as he guested on The Tonight Show

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 10:16 AM (YWG/U

Now dark suits and brown shoes are evywhere. I cant do it.

Posted by: The Monitor at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (Zmczq)

175 Lutheran Social Services is responsible for importing a lot of sad Somali's to America. I am Lutheran by birth and upbringing and it causes me a lot of angry turmoil to think of that.
Catholic Charities does the same thing.

Yak.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at July 20, 2018 10:06 AM (vcOmj)

I think I see the problem. From wikipedia:

The organization is affiliated with Minnesota's six synods of the Evangelical Lutheran Church in America (ELCA).

ELCA =/= Lutheran.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (/qEW2)

176 If you type Betty and Wilma into an unfiltered bing image search Rule 34 asserts itself remarkably quickly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (fuK7c)

177 Happens every few years, like clockwork.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (7n4KQ)

Duck Season.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (L78vw)

178 Ketchup or catsup?

Posted by: Bandersnatch

Tomato-Tamato

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (P/aDH)

179 Looks like the kind of guy who needs exile.
(And, yes, first thought was "Machael Jackson?")

Posted by: GWB at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (IQ1ew)

180

PROVIDENCE, R.I. (AP) - Now that women in the Navy can wear ponytails, men want beards.

The Navy said last week that servicewomen could sport ponytails, lock hairstyles, or ropelike strands, and wider hair buns, reversing a policy that long forbade females from letting their hair down.

Servicemen immediately chimed in on social media, asking the Navy if they could grow beards. A sailor's Facebook post with a #WeWantBeards hashtag was shared thousands of times.

Beards were banned in 1984. The Navy wanted professional-looking sailors who could wear firefighting masks and breathing apparatuses without interference.

The Navy says that's still the case. Still, some hope the change in female grooming standards opens the door.

Travis Rader, a 29-year-old naval physical security officer, said allowing beards would boost morale for men, just like allowing ponytails and locks has for women. There are two things that would make many Navy men happy: beards and better boots, he added.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (IqV8l)

181 Happens every few years, like clockwork.
Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:15 AM (7n4KQ)

Are these Orange Bikes?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (Lg2h/)

182 Now dark suits and brown shoes are evywhere. I cant do it.
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Yeah. Its weird. They also like to wear wrinkled shirts cuz trendy. We live in stupid times.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (2LelM)

183 Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:18 AM (RD7QR)

It's possible. Someone in my pool got dismissed before joir dire started because it was a capital offense and they said they could never rule for the death penalty when the judge asked. The judge also asked if someone would ALWAYS rule for it. No takers that time.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (7n4KQ)

184 only because the Bolsheviks were not quite as well organized as they would be later on.

That's why communist- err, I mean community organizers are so important!

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (QrTqV)

185 Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Posted by: joncelli
"If he isn't guilty, why did they arrest him in the first place? "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (AeKZY)

186 The NFL has backtracked on their anthem policy. They are making me turn into a bad person with bad thoughts.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:22 AM (L78vw)

187 If ballots are secret then how come contributors to ballot inititives are exposed to doxing....some ass has a list of people that contributed funds to the successful Proposition 8 on the internet. The courts threw Prop 8 out. The anti-8 forcez call it Prop Hate. And secret ballot or not many people who voted for Prop 8 are not secret.

Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2018 10:22 AM (abmAC)

188 Hey! I tried.

Posted by: The Monitor

Tell me about it.

Posted by: H.L.Hunley at July 20, 2018 10:22 AM (8ZmvG)

189 They let me drive a DUKW about 10 years ago on the Wisconsin River up in the Dells. The tour guide had me take the wheel, and keep the engine at 1,200RPM or whatever it was. The steering was... sluggish. The boat (?) was full of tourists, and my wife and kids got a kick out of it. I never really thought about capsizing. I don't think ours had any roof on it.

Posted by: Chris M at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (eAZVt)

190 You have to hand it to that guy 'cos he has no grip left.Here hold his beer.

Posted by: saf at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (5IHGB)

191
Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses

Mutter a lot about Lithuanians taking over the world.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (QWjPD)

192 185 Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Posted by: joncelli
"If he isn't guilty, why did they arrest him in the first place? "
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Just tell them your brother is a cop. No way you will be picked.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)

193 152
@73

The Manefort indictments are simply investigations that were dropped
and simply dusted off by Mueller, investigations that implicated
Podesta as Manefort was working for the Podesta group at the time.

If this is actually happens and Podesta gets immunity and his
testimony sends Manefort up the river then we really have no alternative
than active insurrection as the rule of law will have not only been
destroyed but the very foundations of justice will have been smashed to
bits as what is going on is as antithetical to justice as can be
conceived.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2018 10:13 AM (2JcMg)

Our foundations of justice have been subverted long before this. One only needs to go back to 2016 when the FBI granted immunity to Cheryl Mills (Clinton chief of staff), her IT aides Brian Pagliano and Paul Combetta, State Dept. staffers as well. And what did they offer in return?
Just need more people to wake up that there truly is two justice systems. If people are willing to accept that -despite the guarantees of equal protection under the law -- our country is lost.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (jxbfJ)

194

Not
For
Long

Posted by: Jerry Glanville at July 20, 2018 10:24 AM (obsxF)

195 191
Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses

Mutter a lot about Lithuanians taking over the world.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (QWjPD)

The sumbitches used to have a country with the Poles. How can one trust them after that?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:24 AM (RD7QR)

196 176 If you type Betty and Wilma into an unfiltered bing image search Rule 34 asserts itself remarkably quickly.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (fuK7c)

Yeah I hesitate to find out why you did that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Zmczq)

197 The great thing about nullification is that any team in the NFL can tell the Commissioner to piss off. If players can tell owners to piss off, I see no reason owners can't.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:25 AM (2LelM)

198
Yeah I hesitate to find out why you did that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Zmczq)

I thought that was standard operating procedure around here.

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (7n4KQ)

199 Jane or Judy Jetson?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (r9UYA)

200 Yeah I hesitate to find out why you did that.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Zmczq)

"I was doing research for an article!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (AURKQ)

201 199 Jane or Judy Jetson?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (r9UYA)

Rosie FTW.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (AURKQ)

202 #186 NFL can go piss up a rope. It hasn't been real since players made $50k/yr.

Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (abmAC)

203 65
Willow, why did you say no noood. I need answers.

Her mouse is a commie spy

Posted by: JT at July 20, 2018
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First there is a nood,
Then there is no nood,
Then there is.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (YWG/U)

204 Andy Dick

Posted by: x at July 20, 2018 10:27 AM (nFwvY)

205 173
The duck boats are big in Boston. Never been an incident in the water
that I can remember, but about once a year some idiot on a bike tries to
get by them and gets wiped out when they make a turn.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 20, 2018 10:20 AM (O5Q3r)

That is just Darwin doing his duty. Any idiot who thinks they can mess around with a vehicle while on a bicycle -especially one the size and mass of a duck boat -- deserves what they get.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 10:27 AM (jxbfJ)

206 I dunno about the guy looking like George Gobel, but he puts me in mind of Martin Short.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 10:27 AM (YWG/U)

207 shaken or stirred

(it's Friday)

Posted by: Roy at July 20, 2018 10:27 AM (7n4KQ)

208 Pebbles or Bam-Bam?

Posted by: SJW Switch hiyter at July 20, 2018 10:28 AM (obsxF)

209 Posted by: joncelli
"If he isn't guilty, why did they arrest him in the first place? "
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Just tell them your brother is a cop. No way you will be picked.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)

I wear my "cop shirt" to jury selection. Its a charity fo fallen officers. When I was dismissed the last time, a guy said I should bring a bunch of them for sale. I laughed at teh image of 30 people walking in with them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:28 AM (Zmczq)

210
Hydrox or Oreos?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 10:28 AM (QWjPD)

211 @193

But this is orders of Magnitude worse.

Manefort was working for Podesta.

Podesta the boss is allowed to retroactively register as an agent of a foreign government.

Fold his company and slink off into the shadows.

Manefort is not afforded any of that and now will essentially have his boss testify against him to criminal acts which the boss directed his underling to engage in.

ITS FUCKING INSANE AND PERVERSE!!!

This is intolerable.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2018 10:28 AM (2JcMg)

212 NFLNever Following the LeagueNational Federation of LeftiesNow, get off my F'ing Lawn

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 10:28 AM (jxbfJ)

213 Just for the record:

Ginger
Long bows
Union
Ketchup
Betty Rubble
Sean Connery
Dick York (or Sargent?) whichever was the first
Veronica
9mm

Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 10:29 AM (m45I2)

214 Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:29 AM (2LelM)

215 A Trump hater in my local paper informed me this morning that "Trump loses in world leader beauty contest."

According to this genius, he doesn't compare in looks or intellect with Justin Trudeau, Macron, or Enrique Pena.

Also, "Trump is so physically, intellectually, and morally repugnant that his fans feel better about themselves and their worser natures."

And this, again, is how you get more Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (ptqGC)

Ask if he faps furiously to a picture of Angela Merkel.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 10:30 AM (bNb8V)

216 Partial to the Hydrox.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 10:30 AM (obsxF)

217 I am bummed that James Gunn is such an asshole. Really loved his Guardians of the Galaxy movies. I'll probably see the third installment, as a show of support for Chris Pratt perhaps. That's my lame excuse.

Watch for James Gunn's groveling apology tour, that will be fun.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2018 10:30 AM (QCc6B)

218 Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 10:29 AM (m45I2)

My God Muldoon!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!!!!!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:31 AM (Zmczq)

219 214 Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:29 AM (2LelM)

Hydrox: for those SPECIAL days.*

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:31 AM (RD7QR)

220 213 Just for the record:

Ginger
Long bows
Union
Ketchup
Betty Rubble
Sean Connery
Dick York (or Sargent?) whichever was the first
Veronica
9mm
Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 10:29 AM (m45I

I can live with that list except for the Ketchup. It invalidates all of your opinions. Just the way it is.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:31 AM (L78vw)

221 Any idiot who thinks they can mess around with a vehicle while on a bicycle -especially one the size and mass of a duck boat -- deserves what they get.

I was briefly a NYC bicycle messenger. I developed a law of physics.

Mass * velocity = right of way

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:31 AM (fuK7c)

222 >>>Also, "Trump is so physically, intellectually, and morally repugnant that his fans feel better about themselves and their worser natures."

They constantly project. It's a weird lefty compulsion.

Posted by: Max Power at July 20, 2018 10:32 AM (QCc6B)

223 First there is a nood,
Then there is no nood,
Then there is.

*****

Schroedinger's post

Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 10:32 AM (m45I2)

224 *You know, the "Karachi in August" days.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:32 AM (RD7QR)

225 Manefort is not afforded any of that and now will essentially have his boss testify against him to criminal acts which the boss directed his underling to engage in.

ITS FUCKING INSANE AND PERVERSE!!!

This is intolerable.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 20, 2018 10:28 AM (2JcMg)

I agree.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:33 AM (Zmczq)

226 Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.

Or an industrial-strength cleanser.

Posted by: remove mildew stains with new chlorine-scent Hydrox! at July 20, 2018 10:33 AM (+INtM)

227

Dude in the painting has a VaderHand.

And Greetings fappers and fappees.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 10:33 AM (HaL55)

228 Isn't Hydrox what blew up the Challenger?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 20, 2018 10:34 AM (fuK7c)

229 225 Manefort is not afforded any of that and now will essentially have his boss testify against him to criminal acts which the boss directed his underling to engage in.

ITS FUCKING INSANE AND PERVERSE!!!

This is intolerable.
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Its not law its Hostage Taking. The fun part begins after November. Heads will be rolling, rolling, rolling, Rawhide!

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:34 AM (2LelM)

230 192 185 Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Posted by: joncelli
"If he isn't guilty, why did they arrest him in the first place? "
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Just tell them your brother is a cop. No way you will be picked.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:23 AM (2LelM)
************************

All morons should try to get picked, perhaps then some sanity could be restored. The problem with most juries is that the smart people figure out how not to get picked and that leaves idiots. Easily swayed and fooled idiots. Inject some sanity and real world sound logic and lots of stupidity dies in the jury room and justice prevails.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 20, 2018 10:35 AM (JNTt1)

231 >>214 Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.

Posted by: Jiffy

But do they have a Double Stuff version?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:35 AM (r9UYA)

232 Hydrox sounds like the name of the one-eyed giant who tried to eat Odysseus.

Not Cyclops. The other one.

Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 10:35 AM (m45I2)

233 226 Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.

Or an industrial-strength cleanser.

Posted by: remove mildew stains with new chlorine-scent Hydrox! at July 20, 2018 10:33 AM (+INtM)

And a dessert topping!!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:35 AM (Zmczq)

234 I doubt Hydrox smells of summer's eve.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:35 AM (2LelM)

235 Defense lawyers don't want smart people on a jury.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (LiyEm)

236

Hydrox: for those SPECIAL days.*

"Take 2 Hydrox and call me in the morning."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (HaL55)

237 Duck boat or Wienermobile?

Discuss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (CSNuj)

238 All morons should try to get picked, perhaps then some sanity could be restored. The problem with most juries is that the smart people figure out how not to get picked and that leaves idiots. Easily swayed and fooled idiots. Inject some sanity and real world sound logic and lots of stupidity dies in the jury room and justice prevails.
Posted by: Bonecrusher at July 20, 2018 10:35 AM (JNTt1)

If they had more evening courts, I think less of us who have yobs, would love to serve

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (Lg2h/)

239 Just call for execution during jury selection. Tax evasion? Execution. Traffic violation? Execution.

Line on the left, one cross each. Next?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (QqhVI)

240 But do they have a Double Stuff version?

*****

Heh!

Posted by: Muldoon at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (m45I2)

241 232 Hydrox sounds like the name of the one-eyed giant who tried to eat Odysseus.

Not Cyclops. The other one.
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You mean Daryl?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (2LelM)

242 For the 'etts:

Indiana Jones or Han Solo

Me? Indy, without hesitation.

Posted by: Kris at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (OyyDO)

243 187 If ballots are secret then how come contributors to ballot inititives are exposed to doxing....some ass has a list of people that contributed funds to the successful Proposition 8 on the internet. The courts threw Prop 8 out. The anti-8 forcez call it Prop Hate. And secret ballot or not many people who voted for Prop 8 are not secret."

Because a gay judge who wanted gay marriage let the list get out, and once it was out it was too late to do anything about it. Seriously. Oh, and it was California, so the gay Judge is a Hero of the People and anyone who criticizes him are running dog lackeys who must be hunted down.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)

244 237 Duck boat or Wienermobile?

Discuss.
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This is a tough one, but Imma gonna go with the swimmer.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:37 AM (2LelM)

245 214
Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018
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Wasn't killing it one of the labors of Hercules?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 10:37 AM (YWG/U)

246
Hydrox is an awful name for cookies. It sounds like something to do with feminine care products.
Posted by: Jiffy

Bleach is what comes to my mind.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:38 AM (IqV8l)

247 Birkenstock or Crocs?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:38 AM (r9UYA)

248 Some of those Gunn tweets were funny. Some were not. I'd normally would defend them but it's war now so open fire.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:39 AM (L78vw)

249 237 Duck boat or Wienermobile?

Discuss.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (CSNuj)

Wiener duck? Boat mobile? Wiener boat? Duck mobile?

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:39 AM (RD7QR)

250

Wasn't killing it one of the labors of Hercules?

No, no, no. He just had to clean out the Hydrox stables.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 10:39 AM (HaL55)

251 I was released from jury duty once because I stated that I didn't think I could be impartial given the nature of the crime committed. But I was telling the truth, to the best of my ability. I wouldn't have been.

Now if you sit on the bench making little nooses out of string and swinging them in front of you while you grin wildly, that might be going too far.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:39 AM (k1TUh)

252 >>>215 A Trump hater in my local paper informed me this morning that "Trump loses in world leader beauty contest."

According to this genius, he doesn't compare in looks or intellect with Justin Trudeau, Macron, or Enrique Pena.

Also, "Trump is so physically, intellectually, and morally repugnant that his fans feel better about themselves and their worser natures."

And this, again, is how you get more Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM (ptqGC)
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Beautify contest?

My wife is a literal model whos 40 years younger.

Macron married his grandmother and he's gay for me.
Trudeau is gay for everyone.
And my dick is taller than Petite Pena. Ask Macron and Trudeau.

Still winning.

Posted by: The Gold God Emperor at July 20, 2018 10:40 AM (gpBLB)

253 247 Birkenstock or Crocs?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:38 AM (r9UYA)

No.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 10:40 AM (RD7QR)

254 Scott Wallace, a Democratic congressional candidate in Pennsylvania,
donated millions of dollars to groups that advocated taxing families for "irresponsible breeding," according to a report from Fox News.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:40 AM (r9UYA)

255 229 225 Manefort is not afforded any of that and now will essentially have his boss testify against him to criminal acts which the boss directed his underling to engage in.

Yup... If you're a Democrat you get immunity if you're a Republican you get indicted...

Posted by: It's me donna at July 20, 2018 10:41 AM (O2RFr)

256 So,a couple of weeks ago Kong:Skull Island was on HBO and I watched it for the first time.One part really grated.After Kong wipes out all the helicopters and they are on foot the one American has an AK as his personal weapon.He gives a little speech that goes something like this."I took this off the first enemy soldier I met(he was a helicopter pilot but whatever).He was a 50 year old farmer who never saw war or guns before we got here and he joined the NVA."

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:41 AM (LiyEm)

257 Tennis or Golf ?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:41 AM (L78vw)

258 Hercules or Heracles?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:42 AM (CSNuj)

259 Also, "Trump is so physically, intellectually, and morally repugnant
that his fans feel better about themselves and their worser natures."

Actually I have found that watching video leftist protests/activists helps me with that. Sort of like watching COPS

Posted by: Ripley at July 20, 2018 10:42 AM (MxEKc)

260 I like one-eyed monsters!

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 20, 2018 10:42 AM (obsxF)

261 Scott Wallace, a Democratic congressional candidate in Pennsylvania,
donated millions of dollars to groups that advocated taxing families for "irresponsible breeding," according to a report from Fox News.

Hm. Let me guess: "Irresponsible breeding" doesn't mean "having babies out of wedlock for the purpose of getting welfare monies," but something like "making too many little carbon producers."

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 20, 2018 10:42 AM (bZ7mE)

262 I like one-eyed monsters

Thanks

Posted by: Cyclops at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (O2RFr)

263 The Brie Larson character was annoying from the very first scene she was in to the last.Favorite line after they see a graveyard of Kong skeletons "It's a mass grave,I've seen a lot of thse as a war photographer in Vietnam."No bitch,you will be seeing a lot of these after the commies take over though....

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (LiyEm)

264 Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:41 AM (LiyEm)

I assume the V is for Vietnam, who had been in some type of armed conflict from 1939 to 1974.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (L78vw)

265
I like one-eyed monsters!
Posted by: Sandra Fluke

Watch Flesh Gordon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (IqV8l)

266 >>>262 I like one-eyed monsters

Thanks
Posted by: Cyclops at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (O2RFr)
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Me too

Posted by: Shep! at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (gpBLB)

267

Hm. Let me guess: "Irresponsible breeding" doesn't mean "having babies out of wedlock for the purpose of getting welfare monies," but something like "making too many little carbon producers."

Failure to produce little Proglets.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (HaL55)

268
Now if you sit on the bench making little nooses
out of string and swinging them in front of you while you grin wildly,
that might be going too far.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018
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*
That was you? Small world --!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at July 20, 2018 10:44 AM (YWG/U)

269 264 Yeah that is why it is such a retarded line,WE brought the war there you see LOL

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:44 AM (LiyEm)

270 "Huey" came from UH-1 (utility helicopter 1)...
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:00 AM (V2Yro)

Slight correction, I have an early 1960s manual and the original designator was HU-1 (as in, "Helicopter, Utility - 1"). The phonetic "Huey" derives more naturally from that.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at July 20, 2018 10:45 AM (YQ4mh)

271 The Americans are terrible and you are supposed to cheer when Kong slaughters them apparently.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:45 AM (LiyEm)

272 270 Yes.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:45 AM (LiyEm)

273 Kerensky was weak, indecisive. Unsuited for leadership in Russia.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 10:46 AM (AzW6q)

274 I assume the V is for Vietnam, who had been in some type of armed conflict from 1939 to 1974.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 10:43 AM (L78vw)

Wait. Before the white man came to their lands, the Vietnamese lived in peace and in harmony with nature, much like indigenous Americans.

And they used every part of the water buffalo, allowing nothing to go to waste.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:46 AM (CSNuj)

275
Bunch of us were talking, and the conversation swung around to the oath so many of us took about defending the Constitution against enemies, foreign and domestic, and the fact that there's no expiration date.

In keeping with that, I'd remind all that defending it doesn't ALWAYS entail picking up a rifle. A political solution IS possible.

Possible until there is no alternative. Just something to keep in mind.

Posted by: irongrampa at July 20, 2018 10:47 AM (S/hVx)

276 that's Martin Short.

Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2018 10:47 AM (UWJER)

277 >>>Wait. Before the white man came to their lands, the Vietnamese lived in peace and in harmony with nature, much like indigenous Americans.

And they used every part of the water buffalo, allowing nothing to go to waste.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:46 AM (CSNuj)
_________
REEEEEEEEEEE

Posted by: SJW REEEEEpository of Grievances at July 20, 2018 10:48 AM (gpBLB)

278 Also, "Trump is so physically, intellectually, and morally repugnant that his fans feel better about themselves and their worser natures."

And this, again, is how you get more Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 20, 2018 10:08 AM "

Bernie Sanders? Hillary? Nancy Pelosi? Do these people ever even try to think anything through?

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:48 AM (k1TUh)

279 Do we have time to rediscuss if women can actually synch their mentrual cycles to each other...and the moon? That was a good one. I found out that Aquarius is a Air Sign from Bandersnatch too. That was a shock i tell ya.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:49 AM (Zmczq)

280 OK, I know what's giving me a bad vibe about this painting now. Remember that "restored" painting in Italy a few years back?

Yeah. Dude looks like that.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 20, 2018 10:49 AM (AM1GF)

281 They retcon the Skull Island natives into being super peace loving and wise too.Now the wall is to keep out other monsters and Kong protects them from the monsters as well.Needless to say they no longer sacrifice women to Kong.

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)

282 iVoterGuide

https://home.ivoterguide.com/?

Great quick reference to candidate ideology.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:49 AM (r9UYA)

283 The Navy regs make me laugh. I was actively serving in the Corps (kinda like the IRA, once in never out) when the Navy was enduring the Zumwault CNO regime. Beards, OK. One, and only one gold earring, OK. Weird looking uniforms the Filipino sailors were pissed about, OK. Now we have a working uniform designed for the field, making you invisible overboard, accompanied with combat boots which always make swimming fun. I always used to give the squids a thumbs up on working uniforms. Blue chambray shirt, dungarees, and boondockers you can kick off when you hit the water.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 20, 2018 10:50 AM (xzqr4)

284 13
Is that Michael Jackson's other glove?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 20, 2018 09:33 AM (jxbfJ)

You people are quick. Just logged in, looked the pic, and thought of this.And it was mentioned in comment 13.I love you, Horde, in a raging heterosexual way.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at July 20, 2018 10:50 AM (8iiMU)

285 187 If ballots are secret then how come contributors to ballot inititives are exposed to doxing....some ass has a list of people that contributed funds to the successful Proposition 8 on the internet. The courts threw Prop 8 out. The anti-8 forcez call it Prop Hate. And secret ballot or not many people who voted for Prop 8 are not secret.
Posted by: torabora at July 20, 2018 10:22 AM (abmAC)

Because contributions aren't ballots. It's a loophole of sorts. I recall that Krauthammer, after that display, changed his mind about 100% open contribution lists.

Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (59GGI)

286 > THIS is how we got transexuals in the Military. SIgh

I'm not making the connection between men with beards and "transexuals". Help me out here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (GXOTw)

287 At forst glance I thought it was portrait of young Putin....

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (LiyEm)

288 The Navy says that's still the case. Still, some hope the change in female grooming standards opens the door.

Travis Rader, a 29-year-old naval physical security officer, said allowing beards would boost morale for men, just like allowing ponytails and locks has for women. There are two things that would make many Navy men happy: beards and better boots, he added.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 20, 2018 10:21 AM (IqV8l)

I heard the other day that there will still be job categories that will not allow women to wear pony tails, etc.

I remember when local police department would not hire individuals who had sleeve tats. That is no longer the case, I"ve seen officers with what looked like gang graffiti on their arms. Supposedly, it was because there weren't enough candidates.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (wiQoQ)

289 An interesting (and long) article in New York Magazine. Titled "How Social Science Might Be Misunderstanding Conservatives", it tentatively examines how mostly-liberal social scientists too often skew surveys to test for dogmatic rigidity when comparing liberal and conservative bias. It's written by a liberal, global-warming advocate, but it's still worth the read.

LINK: https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycrd9b65

Posted by: mrp at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (Pqytn)

290 The Kennedys of Massachusetts are guilty of irresponsible breeding however you define it.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (ATVNj)

291
Kinda muddy for a Repin. He was starting to get expressionistic or
whatever it was the Germans were up to. Also, Kerensky was an idiot,
like the beta version of Boris Yeltsin.

Posted by: joncelli, deeply, deeply concerned at July 20, 2018 09:35 AM (RD7QR)

An idiot, yes... but not actively evil like Lenin and Trotsky.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (FTXAT)

292 Try our delicious new Arsenide cookies!

Posted by: Chris M at July 20, 2018 10:52 AM (eAZVt)

293 I always used to give the squids a thumbs up on working uniforms. Blue chambray shirt, dungarees, and boondockers you can kick off when you hit the water.
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 20, 2018 10:50 AM (xzqr4)

But couldn't they chip rust just as well in some nice khaki slacks?

Posted by: George Will at July 20, 2018 10:52 AM (CSNuj)

294 Hm. Let me guess: "Irresponsible breeding" doesn't mean "having babies out of wedlock for the purpose of getting welfare monies," but something like "making too many little carbon producers."

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 20, 2018 10:42 AM (bZ7mE)

Too many little white carbon producers, I guarantee you is what the asshole means.

I hate people.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 20, 2018 10:53 AM (kqsXK)

295 277 >>>Wait. Before the white man came to their lands, the Vietnamese lived in peace and in harmony with nature, much like indigenous Americans. "

The saddest part is that there actually were several different groups of mountain people, like the Hmong, whose cultures were completely wiped out by the lowland people (the VC) during the course of that war.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:53 AM (k1TUh)

296 I'm not making the connection between men with beards and "transexuals". Help me out here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (GXOTw)

1. You allow beards
2. ???
3. You got Sailor Chicks with Dicks

Clear?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:54 AM (CSNuj)

297 Line on the left, one cross each. Next?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 20, 2018 10:36 AM (QqhVI)

You missed an important detail.

"Out the door, line on the left, one cross each. Next?"

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 20, 2018 10:54 AM (9BLnV)

298 Submariners were allowed to grow beards on patrol no?

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 10:54 AM (LiyEm)

299 I never got the point of 9mm. I'll take a 16" gun, every time.

Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 10:55 AM (59GGI)

300 I remember when local police department would not hire individuals who had sleeve tats. That is no longer the case, I"ve seen officers with what looked like gang graffiti on their arms. Supposedly, it was because there weren't enough candidates.

My brother's biceps are completely covered in tattoos these days, which he acquired after joining the police. He is in the Special Victims Unit now.

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 20, 2018 10:55 AM (bZ7mE)

301 200
Yeah I hesitate to find out why you did that.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at July 20, 2018 10:25 AM (Zmczq)

"I was doing research for an article!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 20, 2018 10:26 AM (AURKQ)

"I was showing my wife that such a ting existed!"

Posted by: Tentacle-pron Chris Eichenwalderfuhrer at July 20, 2018 10:55 AM (8iiMU)

302 From the sidebar:

The increasing trend in many African nations is to engage in decolonization by purging Western civilization and science from the continent.

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So you mean up to now African nations were practicing Western science and civilization?!?

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

303 13 Is that Michael Jackson's other glove?

That's ignorant.

That's just ignornant.

Posted by: Michael Jackson, The Sixth Level of Hell at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (ATVNj)

304 On Twitter: Kimberly Guillfoyle is leaving FOX and going on the road with DJT Jr. and the America First campaign to assure Congress and WH stay in conservative hands.

Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (Ri0Ku)

305 I"ve seen officers with what looked like gang graffiti on their arms.

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The longtime, crooked-as-a-question-mark sheriff in my hometown got the word "Sheriff," tattooed in giant letters down his firearms.

Oughta work out nice for him, now that he's been forced to resign in disgrace.

Pro tip: Tattooing the name of your ELECTIVE office on yourself is never a good look. It's like when Ray Nagin ran on the slogan "Ray-Ray For Life."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (AzW6q)

306 Isn't the Navy's beard restriction partially due to the need for most sailors to be able to wear a fire fighting mask? And a beard screws up the seal.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (P/aDH)

307 I always used to give the squids a thumbs up on working uniforms. Blue chambray shirt, dungarees, and boondockers you can kick off when you hit the water.
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They should add helmets and breathing apparatus given how they drive ships these days.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:57 AM (2LelM)

308 >>302
From the sidebar:

The increasing trend in many African nations is to engage in
decolonization by purging Western civilization and science from the
continent.

Wakanda!

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 10:57 AM (r9UYA)

309 And a beard screws up the seal.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (P/aDH)

Hey, keep my personal life out of this!

Posted by: The Blown Seal at July 20, 2018 10:57 AM (8iiMU)

310 Well, the Navy wore beards in 1861 and 1898, so I don't see the problem. Ditto for ponytails in 1776 and 1812.

But not both together.

(Ever notice that the 18th C was the most clean shaven era there was? Other than some holdovers like Louis XIV, it's hard to think of anyone with a beard.)

Posted by: George LeS at July 20, 2018 10:57 AM (59GGI)

311 From the sidebar:

The increasing trend in many African nations is to engage in decolonization by purging Western civilization and science from the continent.

Really? I hope they'll still take the lightly-used => I'M WITH HER t-shirts.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 20, 2018 10:58 AM (CSNuj)

312 Ray-Ray the Re-Re. Is School Bus still in jail?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at July 20, 2018 10:58 AM (obsxF)

313 He is in the Special Victims Unit now.
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What is a Special Victim?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 10:59 AM (2LelM)

314 Isn't the Navy's beard restriction partially due to the need for most sailors to be able to wear a fire fighting mask? And a beard screws up the seal.
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (P/aDH)

Nope. I'm good with beards.

Posted by: The Seal at July 20, 2018 10:59 AM (CSNuj)

315 The leftard imbeciles will find there are still enough real Americans left to wipe their verminous asses out. And when they are emboldened enough to make their push they need to bend over and kiss their asses goodbye first.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at July 20, 2018 10:59 AM (LwB8i)

316 The original reason for banning beards and long hair was so that lice and other parasites couldn't sweep through a ship's crew, impacting readiness. (especially after visiting a foreign port) If hygiene levels are high enough, then that may not be a concern. (or maybe everyone will come up with a bad surprise after ship's liberty in mozambique)

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 10:59 AM (k1TUh)

317 Off sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 20, 2018 10:59 AM (obsxF)

318 304 Is she drumming up votes a la Madonna?

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:00 AM (LiyEm)

319
What is a Special Victim?

Posted by: Jiffy

It's like Special Education.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:00 AM (QWjPD)

320 I'm trying to imagine Chuckie Schumer in a Beer Hall. I just don't think he has verve to pull it off. Dittos Nancy.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:01 AM (2LelM)

321 Time to play Guess the ethnicity of the perp(s)

14 Injured, Some Seriously in Mass-Stabbing on German Bus

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:01 AM (r9UYA)

322 Hadrian - when I click on your nic, I get a 404 error.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 11:01 AM (lwiT4)

323 What is a Special Victim?

Posted by: Jiffy

It's like Special Education.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

So the victim of any crime that is committed on a short bus?

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 11:02 AM (P/aDH)

324 The increasing trend in many African nations is to engage in decolonization by purging Western civilization and science from the continent. "

I tried to comment on that page, that I think that is completely acceptable as long as the "Professor" wears a bone stuck through his nose, has a necklace with a shrunken head on it, and his "lectures" consist of him dancing around a big boiling pot while he shouts "boogity boogity boogity BOO!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:02 AM (k1TUh)

325 Add to time line as you see fit:

Dnc rigs Democratic primary election against Bernie so Hillary wins nom.

Obama starts surveillance on Trump, his family,transition team, and those contacting same

Donna Brazile gives Hilldog the debate questions in advance

DNC pays Steele to produce (or convert Blumenthal hit job) dossier of slime

Media releases taped convo with Billy Bush and Trump talking mish grabbing

Trump still wins election.

Obama orders investigation into Russia meddling in elections.

Obama changes Executive Order 12333 to allow more agencies to have access to surveillance data.

Demos come up with scandal that Trump colluded with Russia - Fusion GPS/Media push

Obama holdovers unmasking Trump transition team and staff an release classified into to the media

Why because the DNC Obama Admin Intell agencies (brennan) colluded in an attempt to stop Trump's election and then to cover up the fact, after the election, that DNC and Obama admin, intell community and weaponized media used surveillance as a political tool to . . . "meddle in our election."

Its is always projection with these people. They will accuse someone else of their crimes every time.

Posted by: simplemind at July 20, 2018 11:03 AM (kKeOP)

326 321 I'm sure it was a typical German,just like all those typical Swedes doing the raping their...

Posted by: steevy at July 20, 2018 11:03 AM (LiyEm)

327 Good morning all...late start this morning. Friday mayhem.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:03 AM (a0IVu)

328 324 The increasing trend in many African nations is to engage in decolonization by purging Western civilization and science from the continent. "

I tried to comment on that page, that I think that is completely acceptable as long as the "Professor" wears a bone stuck through his nose, has a necklace with a shrunken head on it, and his "lectures" consist of him dancing around a big boiling pot while he shouts "boogity boogity boogity BOO!!!"
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Just remove antibiotics. Problem solved.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:03 AM (2LelM)

329
Hadrian - when I click on your nic, I get a 404 error.

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 11:01 AM (lwiT4)

Thanks for letting me know. Not in a position to do anything about it right now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:04 AM (QWjPD)

330 Pro tip: Tattooing the name of your ELECTIVE office on yourself is never a good look. It's like when Ray Nagin ran on the slogan "Ray-Ray For Life."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (AzW6q)

Like tattooing the name of the gf, or wife and later to be reminded of ex-gf or ex-wife.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 20, 2018 11:04 AM (oFsfu)

331 Pants on Fire: Politifact confirms Alex Occasional-Kotex doesn't know how unemployment rate works

Posted by: undocumented illegal SMOD at July 20, 2018 11:04 AM (e8kgV)

332 So you mean up to now African nations were practicing Western science and civilization?!?
Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

Show me a better bioweapons lab than Africa. On the bright side, it sounds like they could swiftly be conquered by David Blaine should the need arise.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at July 20, 2018 11:04 AM (jp0Bv)

333 The Mayor of Chocolate City is at the Texarkana prison camp until no earlier than 2023.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 20, 2018 11:05 AM (AzW6q)

334 331 Pants on Fire: Politifact confirms Alex Occasional-Kotex doesn't know how unemployment rate works
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I thought her name was Alex Occasional-Hydrox.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:05 AM (2LelM)

335 Thanks for letting me know. Not in a position to do anything about it right now.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:04 AM (QWjPD)

Trapped in a kennel, eh?

Posted by: grammie winger at July 20, 2018 11:06 AM (lwiT4)

336 The increasing trend in many African nations is to
engage in decolonization by purging Western civilization and science
from the continent.

-----

So you mean up to now African nations were practicing Western science and civilization?!?

Posted by: josephistan at July 20, 2018 10:55 AM (7HtZB)

And they are now actively seeking the heart of darkness? That seems counterproductive to their possible advancement out of third world status.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at July 20, 2018 11:06 AM (FTXAT)

337 Is Sally Struthers still a thing?

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

338 "Wakanda!"
Wauconda?

Posted by: Chris M at July 20, 2018 11:08 AM (eAZVt)

339 Gallup Poll Shows Americans Don't Care About 'Situation With Russia' AT ALL
-GP

Heh

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:08 AM (r9UYA)

340 Show me a better bioweapons lab than Africa. On the bright side, it sounds like they could swiftly be conquered by David Blaine should the need arise."

Yeah, one of the western-type sciency ideas they missed out on was the thought that maybe it's not really a good idea to test all of this bioweapon stuff on yourself first.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 20, 2018 11:09 AM (k1TUh)

341 >>337
Is Sally Struthers still a thing?

Posted by: Jiffy

If 400lbs of fat and gristle is 'a thing' then yes.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 20, 2018 11:10 AM (r9UYA)

342 I'm not making the connection between men with beards and "transexuals". Help me out here.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 10:51 AM (GXOTw)

The relaxing of regs...It is not a connectoin between beards and transexuals. It is a connection between lax rules and further lax rules. Allowing Gays to serve openly, repealing don't ask don't tell, lead directly to transexuals

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:10 AM (Lg2h/)

343 What is a Special Victim?

Posted by: Jiffy

Victims of rape and sexual abuse, mostly. Also animal abuse, interestingly, since abused animals are often a sign of something else going on.

So, yeah, my brother hunts child molesters for a living.

And my other (surviving) brother may be one, as it turns out....

Posted by: Grey Fox at July 20, 2018 11:10 AM (bZ7mE)

344
Gallup Poll Shows Americans Don't Care About 'Situation With Russia' AT ALL
-GP

"If you're not as obsessed with this as we are, you must be crazy!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:11 AM (QWjPD)

345 341 >>337
Is Sally Struthers still a thing?

Posted by: Jiffy

If 400lbs of fat and gristle is 'a thing' then yes."

Hey watch you you're callin' fat!!!

Posted by: Ben Grimm at July 20, 2018 11:12 AM (k1TUh)

346 I predict a slow news day.

Posted by: Serious Cat at July 20, 2018 11:13 AM (aNP7B)

347
The increasing trend in many African nations is to

engage in decolonization by purging Western civilization and science

from the continent.>>>
Pro tip buy DDT now.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 11:13 AM (P/aDH)

348 4 Injured, Some Seriously in Mass-Stabbing on German Bus

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:13 AM (Lg2h/)

349 4 Injured, Some Seriously in Mass-Stabbing on German Bus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:13 AM (Lg2h/)

That's 14 not 4

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:14 AM (Lg2h/)

350 And my other (surviving) brother may be one, as it turns out....
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Families are full of surprises. I have two BILs who are in their fifties and have never bothered to get a driver's license. Only one of them has a job. Upstate NY is full of wonders.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:14 AM (2LelM)

351 fun fact: Kerensky spent many years teaching graduate students Russian history and politics at the Hoover Institution at Stanford University.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 20, 2018 11:14 AM (VMi4S)

352 Upstate NY is full of wonders.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:14 AM (2LelM)

Where Upstate?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:15 AM (Lg2h/)

353 349 4 Injured, Some Seriously in Mass-Stabbing on German Bus
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:13 AM (Lg2h/)

That's 14 not 4
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This is why mass transit will never work in a multicultural society. And yet they persist in flogging that dog.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:15 AM (2LelM)

354
352 Upstate NY is full of wonders.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:14 AM (2LelM)

Where Upstate?
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Auburn.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:16 AM (2LelM)

355 Is Sally Struthers still a thing?
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:08 AM (2LelM)

Quite a substantial thing, I believe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 20, 2018 11:16 AM (bNb8V)

356 338 "Wakanda!"
Wauconda?
Posted by: Chris M at July 20, 2018 11:08 AM (eAZVt)

Kaukauna?

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 20, 2018 11:16 AM (oFsfu)

357 How Merkel and May are still leading their countries is nothing short of ridiculous.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:16 AM (a0IVu)

358 304 On Twitter: Kimberly Guillfoyle is leaving FOX and going on the road with DJT Jr. and the America First campaign to assure Congress and WH stay in conservative hands.
Posted by: IrishEi at July 20, 2018 10:56 AM (Ri0Ku)

If she shows her tits it's a guaranteed hold in the House.

(BTW, I think the Army lets Pioneers (combat engineers) wear beards. I'm not upset about it.)

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

359 346 I predict a slow news day.
Posted by: Serious Cat at July 20, 2018 11:13 AM (aNP7B)

In theory, it's the silly season. Let that sink in.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR)

360 Auburn.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:16 AM (2LelM)

I went to Hamilton College and visit FT Drum ever now and then

Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 20, 2018 11:17 AM (Lg2h/)

361 I like the painting, except where it gets bright and, for some weird reason wide, down at the bottom....

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 20, 2018 11:18 AM (jjaLl)

362 (BTW, I think the Army lets Pioneers (combat engineers) wear beards. I'm not upset about it.)
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Pretty sure that is the French Foreign Legion pioneers.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:18 AM (2LelM)

363 Families are full of surprises. I have two BILs who
are in their fifties and have never bothered to get a driver's license.
Only one of them has a job. Upstate NY is full of wonders.

Posted by: Jiffy

My brother lost his driver's license over 10 years ago over multiple DUIs. Never bothered to get it reinstated. He has a good job but I can't figure out how one gets along without a car.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 20, 2018 11:18 AM (P/aDH)

364

EM BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY BOO FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 20, 2018 11:19 AM (mPeei)

365 If she shows her tits it's a guaranteed hold in the House.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 20, 2018 11:17 AM (RD7QR) Tsk. tsk. She is articulate and attractive; always a plus.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

366 nood

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 20, 2018 11:19 AM (a0IVu)

367 "Show me a better bioweapons lab than Africa."

I remember when the republicans, using junk science, convinced Africa not to use DDT, leading to the deaths of a million people a year.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: Jwest at July 20, 2018 11:20 AM (/roJx)

368 Re: witchcraft being taught at college:

When I was at Cornell--this would have been 1990--I was attending the "unity hour" meetings at the african american residential dorm; our campus fellowship was trying to figure out why we had zero participation from that minority, although we had all the other colors of the rainbow.

They had a guy come and do witchcraft at their meeting one night. Pouring out libations and asking ancestors for stuff.

Posted by: Texas Dan at July 20, 2018 11:21 AM (yL25O)

369 360 Auburn.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:16 AM (2LelM)

I went to Hamilton College and visit FT Drum ever now and then
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Just drive from Watertown to Syracuse and continue west for 30 miles and you will find Auburn. Nice town - but its in NY. NY is a landfill and tax farm for NYC.

Posted by: Jiffy at July 20, 2018 11:21 AM (2LelM)

370 I lived in the Hudson Valley for a few years. Too bad it's in New York . I loved that area.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 20, 2018 11:25 AM (L78vw)

371 > The relaxing of regs...It is not a connectoin between beards and transexuals. It is a connection between lax rules and further lax rules.

Beards have traditionally been worn by sailors (and, up until WWI, by Army personnel as well).

There are a lot of descriptors that come to mind as a description for, say, the British Royal Navy in the Age of Sail, but "lax discipline" is not one of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia, Pope Alexander VI at July 20, 2018 11:25 AM (GXOTw)

372
This is why mass transit will never work in a multicultural society. And yet they persist in flogging that dog.

Posted by: Jiffy

Leaves more room on the roads for our Enlightened Class's limousines.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 20, 2018 11:29 AM (QWjPD)

373 A Look at the Remarkable Propaganda Manuals of Mao-Era China
5 July 2018

With the launch of M+ Matters: Post-1949 Visual and Material Culture in China this week, here's a look into a fascinating example of visual culture in Mao-era China: visual propaganda manuals.

https://bit.ly/2my2uaK

Posted by: Trigger Warning at July 20, 2018 11:56 AM (YRXy3)

374 This is the only picture I've seen of Repin, the great 19th century Russian realist. Thank you.

Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at July 20, 2018 11:59 AM (artIV)

375 Looks like Glen Greenwald, also in exile I think.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at July 20, 2018 01:44 PM (kfcYC)

376 Looks like Rahm Emanuel to me.

Posted by: ChupaMe at July 20, 2018 02:28 PM (qE3QB)

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