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Mid-Morning Open Thread
Pierre Roy
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 09:48 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 09:49 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 09:49 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 19, 2018 09:49 AM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 09:50 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Pete in TX at July 19, 2018 09:50 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 09:50 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2018 09:50 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 09:51 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: auscolpyr at July 19, 2018 09:51 AM (suO/a)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (mPeei)
Posted by: Vanya at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (L52/Z)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (84QUd)
Posted by: latemarch at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (pQrYJ)
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (TX2fN)
Interesting effect in the flatness of the painting and the lack of obvious technique. I thought it might have been Dali in one of his non-surreal attempts.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (fuK7c)
Doesn't look like Durbin...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018 09:53 AM (TX2fN)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 09:53 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 09:53 AM (84QUd)
Posted by: Parker at July 19, 2018 09:53 AM (MFwf8)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at July 19, 2018 09:53 AM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018 09:53 AM (TX2fN)
Broccoli is genetically modified cauliflower. Crossed with spinach, I think.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 09:54 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: ALH at July 19, 2018 09:54 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018 09:54 AM (TX2fN)
Posted by: Dracula at July 19, 2018 09:54 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 19, 2018 09:55 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 09:55 AM (UnA8+)
Exactly. You anti-cauliflowersists are missing it's intended purpose.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 09:55 AM (/tuJf)
IIRC a bunch of modern veggies didn't even exist several hundred years ago, and modern strawberries and other fruits are also the result of many many many many generations of selective breeding.
The ancients ate like crap is the gist of it.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (84QUd)
Broccoli is genetically modified cauliflower. Crossed with spinach, I think.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 09:54 AM (fuK7c)
BAN GMOs!!!!
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 09:54 AM (fuK7c)
What is Gai-lan?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (UnA8+)
Got it.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (2I3C8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (CSNuj)
gas
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 09:57 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 09:58 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 09:58 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Vanya at July 19, 2018 09:52 AM (L52/Z)
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Non non non non non! Le chou-fleur n'est pas bon. Le chou-fleur, c'est merde.
Voilà. Je l'ai dit.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 09:58 AM (JJZzu)
Notebook paper rubbed with olive oil, salt and pepper and roasted in the oven for 25 minutes would probably be pretty good, too.
But chopped potatoes would be better.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 09:58 AM (84QUd)
Posted by: Dracula at July 19, 2018 09:58 AM (+lOpA)
Yeah, they stored grain in them.
Posted by: Ben Carson, allegedly at July 19, 2018 09:59 AM (84QUd)
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 09:59 AM (WsccZ)
Look at that S car go!
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 09:59 AM (veoSD)
Who's a Good Girl? - a limerick
Lassie was a dog of great power
A hero, the Pooch of the Hour!
So she gets in her dish
Whatever she wish't
Her favorite food? Of course...collie flower.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 09:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
Non. Les sprouts de Brussels are le poop de la chien.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (y8Foj)
I meant to say creepy face
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 09:59 AM (veoSD)
OK! Someone who knows that joke!!! My father told it to us when we were kids....I remember that punchline, but can you do me a big favor and post the joke itself? I can't remember it... Thanks!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (jjaLl)
What's with all the Frog talk?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Goober at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 09:58 AM (84QUd)
Something something carbs, something something lazy fatties, something something deserves their type-2 diabetes...
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (r9UYA)
John, on the other hand, has a long mustaches.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Caliban at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:02 AM (Bdeb0)
OK! Someone who knows that joke!!! My father told it to us when we were kids....I remember that punchline, but can you do me a big favor and post the joke itself? I can't remember it... Thanks!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (jjaLl)
I only remember it because it was in Trading Places. When Billy Ray is in the restaurant with all the bigwigs, one of them tells the joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 10:02 AM (veoSD)
A little on the nose there
Posted by: Downcast at July 19, 2018 10:02 AM (nk2F6)
Oyster out front should have told you.
Posted by: The Walrus and the Carpenter at July 19, 2018 10:03 AM (fuK7c)
The ancients ate like crap is the gist of it.
Posted by: Lance McCormick
Lemons. Hybrid between bitter oranges and citrons.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 10:03 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:03 AM (9BLnV)
When Billy Ray is in the restaurant with all the bigwigs, one of them
tells the joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 10:02 AM (veoSD)
LOL! OK, I'll look it up, I have to know now.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:04 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Caliban at July 19, 2018 10:01 AM (QE8X6)
Garlic Jr. is trapped in the Dead Zone.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 10:04 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:00 AM (fuK7c)
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Et pourquoi pas? Parce-ce que je dis la vérité?
Tu ne peux pas gérer lavérité.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 10:04 AM (JJZzu)
Posted by: The Walrus and the Carpenter at July 19, 2018 10:05 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2018 10:05 AM (xjiRE)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (CSNuj)
Has beans.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:06 AM (bNb8V)
They are "cruciferous" vegetables, and I think that's why the two crosses are prominent in the painting, but I could be wrong.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 10:06 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 09:59 AM (veoSD)
Hey, that's funny.
Posted by: Billy Ray Valentine at July 19, 2018 10:06 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 09:56 AM (CSNuj)
Racism.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:06 AM (9BLnV)
Le potato.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:06 AM (/tuJf)
Apparently Tom Arnold is feeling full of, umm, himself, and on Twitter is saying he is going to kick Ben Shapiro in the teeth.
On the one hand, Tom Arnold.
But on the other, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:07 AM (tU+ul)
I only remember it because it was in Trading Places.
When Billy Ray is in the restaurant with all the bigwigs, one of them
tells the joke.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 10:02 AM (veoSD)
LOL! OK, I'll look it up, I have to know now.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:04 AM (jjaLl)
Here you go.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9B3TN2rEckQ
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 10:07 AM (veoSD)
Asked why, he says he wants people to say, when he drives down the street...
Posted by: barbarausa at July 19, 2018 10:08 AM (ru28e)
Posted by: rickl at July 19, 2018 10:05 AM (xjiRE)
Ninja tuber
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 10:08 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:08 AM (xfb67)
Snails carry parasites. I saw it on TV.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:08 AM (xfb67)
Naww, they carry at least 3 or 4.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 19, 2018 10:09 AM (veoSD)
Posted by: Colin at July 19, 2018 10:09 AM (B0+Xr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:08 AM (xfb67)
But they don't carry them quickly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (bNb8V)
Snails carry parasites. I saw it on TV.
Liver flukes.
OT: Has anyone used a Garden(weed) Weasel and if so did it work?
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Blake - used elite salesman at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (qC1Sy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:08 AM (xfb67)
But they don't carry them quickly.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (bNb8V)
I'll bet those snail parasite epidemics spread at glacial speed.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (fuK7c)
Like dogs, they come in different sizes and flavors.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (xfb67)
Lemons. Hybrid between bitter oranges and citrons.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July
They made a new fruit by cross-breeding Bitter Oranges and a French car?
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (kqsXK)
The whole thing is off.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Chris M at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:12 AM (/tuJf)
Tu ne peux pas gérer lavérité.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 10:04 AM (JJZzu)
Frere jacques, dormez-vue, sonnez le matines. Now get out of bed you lazy frog. Merde!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:12 AM (9BLnV)
Gyri & Sulci, La Vida Dolce - a limerick
Cauliflower's prolific. A bloomer!
But I have to dispel this false rumor
Though it looks like a brain
In the world of McCain
It's about 90 percent tumor!
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:12 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:12 AM (Bdeb0)
to really mess with your head I also love cilantro.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:12 AM (dPd5y)
Get some.
Today.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
*fistbump*
See #17
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow
Yep, even grow my own so it's fresh when needed
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (Bdeb0)
Like dogs, they come in different sizes and flavors.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (xfb67)
It would be cool to have brussels sprouts that were each a tiny cauliflower. Just right for dipping in cheese sauce and nomming on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 10:10 AM (+lOpA)
In fact, I offered to help load him into the van. Whatta putz!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (9BLnV)
Air conditioning. Seriously. NYC has the biggest steam system in the country if not the world and it has been around forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:12 AM (dPd5y)
I'm a cilantro convert. It did taste like soap at first but then it didn't.
But garlic is the Devil's doing.
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
Hello Dali?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (m45I2)
Of course. That was the guy who would suck the stuffing out of you hassocks on a moonless night
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at July 19, 2018 10:15 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: Soothi at July 19, 2018 10:15 AM (TX2fN)
******
There's a cure => You put the slime in the coconut and drink it all up.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:15 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:15 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
Like dogs, they come in different sizes and flavors.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:11 AM (xfb67)
And if you extend out to the entire Brassica family, you get Wasabi.
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (RfnqA)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (dPd5y)
That wooden construction - what is it? It doesn't seem to be anything at all but pieces of rough wood nailed together. Apparently the artist intends to suggest the crucifix, but as a real thing, it is not a real thing.
And that narrow table-like thingy. Would any peasant build such a useless piece of furniture? Out of marble no less?
Posted by: JBSPRY at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (fgikz)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (m45I2)
Wait, I thought the Vampire fought off the Ottomans?
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 10:16 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Richard Gere at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (CSNuj)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (xfb67)
Air conditioning. Seriously. NYC has the biggest steam system in the country if not the world and it has been around forever.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (/tuJf)
Yep...humidity control....re-heat
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (fuK7c)
But on the other, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:07 AM (tU+ul)
And?
Oh...I see...you have run out of popcorn and bourbon and won't be able to enjoy the spectacle with sufficiently pleasant snacks!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (2I3C8)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)
The French concluded that if you put enough butter on anything it becomes edible. But, I have never understood caviar. If you enjoy the taste of salt THAT much, just put a salt-lick out on the table.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (9BLnV)
But garlic is the Devil's doing.
Posted by: eleven
My Persian BIL makes a pickled garlic that's amazing. You wouldn't know it was garlic blindfolded.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:18 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:18 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:15 AM (r9UYA)
No. But I have an M29 Weasel. I can tear up your lawn for you. But it'll cost you.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:18 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM
Just one bloody antimacassar after another.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2018 10:18 AM (2NqXo)
When commemorating events of July 1863.
Posted by: Abe Lincoln at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (fuK7c)
============
Fourscore and... 7 minutes ago, we, your forefathers, were brought forth upon a most excellent adventure, conceived by our new friends: Bill and Ted. These two great gentlemen are dedicated to a proposition, which was true in my time, just as it's true today. Be excellent to each other... and... PARTY ON, DUDES!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 10:19 AM (b0iGi)
It's kind of true. Romanians produce and eat a buttload of garlic and it was always used in folklore as a defense agains evil spirits.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:19 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:19 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:20 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:20 AM (fuK7c)
So, I'm in the checkout line at Safeway and the woman ahead of me has the whole conveyor belt filled with her groceries and there's not a piece of meat in sight.
So, I give Joe, the checkout guy, the high sign and say, "You know, you guys should have a separate line for vegetarians.". The woman turns my way and gives me a kind of halfway smile and then I say, "That way I wouldn't have to worry about vegetables touching my meat."
Posted by: 11B40 at July 19, 2018 10:20 AM (evgyj)
Start with baguette (that's a bread)
Or maybe an eclair instead
A garlic or so
And to make escargot
You must hit the snail on the head.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:20 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: eleven
I didn't know that we let out of the closet communists on the blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:20 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM (RfnqA)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM (RfnqA)
A Garden Weasel has a use.
Posted by: Roy at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM (7n4KQ)
Weasel Weed Popper Step Twist
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 10:22 AM (0+nbW)
********
I would guess that it was more prevalent before closed-toe shoes became the norm...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:22 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller
The garden weasel has better hair.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:22 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 10:22 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: eleven
I suppose next you will write that nothing makes sense with coffee. Go back to bed, you are talking in a nightmare!
Posted by: NaughtyPine - writing the official biography at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM (ATVNj)
Cauliflower is indeed tasteless which is why it's such a great substitute for rice, bread, potatoes. I eat at least 2 a week by myself. In what situation do you have garlic tied with ribbon outside?
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM (nRWPy)
One is an overly loud, exhaust-spewing, ankle-biting annoyance. The other is a Garden Weasel.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM (Boy/L)
Oh, that was the worst at junior high dances. I'd finally get up the courage to ask a girl to dance and then it would be the Weasel Weed Popper Step Twist and I'd have two left feet.
So awkward.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 10:21 AM
Rugelach with legs.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (2NqXo)
Jeebus. life is too short to follow the stock market and it's ups and down. Rather have my cash under my mattress.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (N3JsI)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 09:51 AM (AM1GF)
They're cultivars of the same plant, along with cabbage and Brussels sprouts.
Posted by: josephistan at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ronco Popeil at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (RfnqA)
********
I no longer have my brokerage accounts at Charles Squab
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (ATVNj)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (dPd5y)
Though I don't think ol' Slapweasel is much of a gardener, actually.
Oh, and y'all do the prayin' thing for Slapweasel and his family. Bigly, please.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at July 19, 2018 10:25 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:25 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 10:25 AM (IqV8l)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:25 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:25 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (m45I2)
I doved what you did there!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:25 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM
Why tie garlic up anywhere with a fancy blue ribbon? The shallots get no respect, just a plain rope.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (2NqXo)
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (RfnqA)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: eleven
I didn't know that we let out of the closet communists on the blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:20 AM
Is that it? I thought commies hated ice cream.
Posted by: NaughtyPine - writing the official biography at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (/+bwe)
such a great substitute for rice, bread, potatoes.
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM (nRWPy)
Oh...pshaw!
Cauliflower tastes great!
I have a fantastic recipe for cauliflower and garlic with penne.
If you are nice to cauliflower I might share it...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (dPd5y)
good news from Moron writer William Alan Webb (the Last Brigade) emailed me last mobth (I missed it) to share that his new book in a new series hit number one in Australia.
I did a post on it (link in nic)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (hMwEB)
I just do not understand the US stock market. Economic indicators are
stronger then expected and unemployment claims are lower the expected
and all the indices are down. I wish my retirement funds weren't tied up
in the market. Cannot convince my husband that the stock market is
influenced by a bunch of faint of heart over dramatic teenage wannabe
idiots and cash out and find a less idiotic way to make money.
Jeebus. life is too short to follow the stock market and it's ups and down. Rather have my cash under my mattress.
Posted by: never enough caffeine at July 19, 2018 10:24 AM (N3JsI)
None of the current valuations have any basis in reality. It's in an historic bubble.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (XRHct)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (dPd5y)
anyway, would potato to cauliflower replacement bring less carbs?
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:26 AM (dPd5y)
Sure cause nobody can eat mashed cauliflower.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ymnmz)
I have all the Last Brigades, they are very good!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (ty7RM)
Thanks; Slapweasel is on the prayer list, but I will say additional prayers for he and his family.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
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Victim ranking is a regress in civil order, and the problems we see which each cross section of minority contending for the status of most victimized is competition over a doctrine/dogma in a field of *interests*.
Which is why sane civil societies stopped trying to rank people, and simply adopted a agnostic "equality" of all parties and decision by a vote.
The "progs" don't understand that they are simply regressing their model of civil order by ranking victims from the most to least victimized. All men are not (in any provable way) equal, but the civil practice of equality simply gives up ordering as definable.
But then to give up on that is to give up on modern ideological politics and retreat to Madisonian "interest" politics--which the 19th-century progressives spurned as "selfish".
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (vDqXW)
Lord, do I hate that show.
Frankly, I'm not much of a Jerry Herman fan, though I do like Mack and Mabel (as you might imagine) and I think The Grand Tour and Dear World are underrated.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:29 AM (nRWPy)
Take, for instance, those things which you know, those that you listed. You know them because everyone else knows them, so they're already priced in. So take what you know and do the opposite. It's the George Costanza Market Playing Strategy - work hard to figure out whatever you think is the best possible strategy, and then always do the opposite.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:29 AM (k1TUh)
yeah this might end up a nice win for us.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:29 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:17 AM (9BLnV)
Oh, I love caviar. With an ice-cold bottle of champagne. And, ideally, a beautiful woman to share with.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (kqsXK)
Posted by: Le Froggie at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ymnmz)
WTF!?!? It's delicious!!! You get a spoonful of it, mashed potatoes, and a slice of grilled hot dog and shove that in your maw, you'll thanks me.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (jjaLl)
neither do I. But from what I can gather. "They" are worried about interest rates rising to fast, Trade wars, Another tech bubble, and of course the political uncertain atmosphere
Posted by: Goober at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
We by a "riced" cauliflower. It's finely diced to look like rice and stir fry it like fried rice. Delicious.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:31 AM (Bdeb0)
Thanks all, you've been very helpful as usual.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:31 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:31 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)
I've had them on a couple of occasions. They're good, if you like your garlic butter quite chewy.
Posted by: Caliban at July 19, 2018 10:31 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ymnmz)
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Covered with cheese, you can.
Posted by: Axeman at July 19, 2018 10:31 AM (vDqXW)
They are technically good but can be boring because the subject matter is boring, the composition is boring, the color palette is boring.
If the artist had painted it a little more loosely and with a painterly style he might have been able to salvage it.
There is an artist if follow, his name is James Gurney, he can pretty much paint anything and make it look interesting.
He once painted an alley while his wife was in shopping at a supermarket, it was amazing.
He will frequently paint a parking lot or the back of a store that has infinitely more interest than the painting above.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (2JcMg)
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (ppBhU)
Posted by: William Zod Faulkner at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (Bdeb0)
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So, don't. Follow it, that is. Historically, it's still the best way to wealth accumulation. What appeals to me is that there is actual growth underpinning the valuations. Under Barky, it was ALL smoke and mirrors.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: Spurwing Plover at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (FLiOE)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (dPd5y)
Sure cause nobody can eat mashed cauliflower.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:27 AM (ymnmz)
WTF!?!?
It's delicious!!! You get a spoonful of it, mashed potatoes, and a
slice of grilled hot dog and shove that in your maw, you'll thanks me.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM (jjaLl)
I kid. Actually like it raw, or just slightly steamed. Mashed is my least favorite, and I tend to add boatloads of butter to find it palatable in that form.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2018 10:33 AM (5tSKk)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)
I'll take yours. Butter, garlic, crusty bread. Yum.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:33 AM (Boy/L)
seems vaguely sacrilegious, actually
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:33 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 10:14 AM (+lOpA)
At a glance, I thought that said something else...
Posted by: "Dick" Cheney at July 19, 2018 10:33 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2018 10:33 AM (ty7RM)
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Try batter frying cauliflower and serving with mayo-curry as a side dish. Pretty good.
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 19, 2018 10:34 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:34 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:34 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 19, 2018 10:34 AM (jGP31)
Cauliflower is in at least half of them! You can make faux tater tots, cheese casseroles.. lotsa stuff! Search for keto side dishes.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at July 19, 2018 10:34 AM (5tSKk)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (ymnmz)
Yeah, I did forget to mention all the butter..... lol
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:34 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: willow
Bigly
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:28 AM (Bdeb0)
Yes. Yuge. Cauliflower is not a starch. Waaay fewer carbs, way lower or non-existent (practically) glycemic index, nothing on inflammation scale. The "riced" cauliflower in steam bags works perfectly where you'd use rice in recipes without anyone noticing so like in stuffed peppers or under chili or curry.
I did a lot of recipe adjustment in the beginning of the "big weight loss/inflammation reduction/stomach healing" extravaganza but have gotten lazy and now just eat the simple version, ie raw or roasted (because all the cravings for the old stuff went away). But the family is easily fooled. Trick is never letting them know what they ate.
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (nRWPy)
Hah! Great minds think alike.
Posted by: Dr. Weevil at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (jGP31)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
Well cauliflower IS one of the prime Cruciferous Vegetables, after all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (Lg2h/)
107 but i'd never eat a snail, I don't care how wonderful the cook is.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:13 AM (dPd5y)
I've had them on a couple of occasions. They're good, if you like your garlic butter quite chewy.
Posted by: Caliban at July 19, 2018 10:31 AM (QE8X6)
Snails.....from the betcha can't eat it category of food.
But yeah, basically they are a garlic butter delivery system...don't forget the croutons. Ummmm why do we have to have snails to eat buttery toast again? Did we run out of bacon?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (bNb8V)
*******
Which is exactly what you would expect me to do, so clearly you would not have placed the cup with the iocaine powder in front of me...
/Vizzini
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: TexasDan at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (yL25O)
That sounds good, but for the same reason that escargot is good.
You could batter fry a washcloth and serve it with aioli and it would taste good, just as it would taste good dipped in garlic and butter.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (fuK7c)
seems vaguely sacrilegious, actually."
at least the artist didn't put little veggie-tales faces on them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (dPd5y)
>>Raw Cauliflower with ranch dip!
That's an odd way of spelling blue cheese.
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:35 AM (/tuJf)
Ranch Dip? You Called?
Posted by: Gabby Hays at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (Boy/L)
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Try this: crack one open, and dump a bunch of salsa on. It's remarkably good, and definitely lightens the load.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (ty7RM)
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (tU+ul)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:30 AM
Och, laddie, ye cannae properly gilravage a slice o' grilled het dug wi'oot catsup 'n' a wee dram.
Bit mostly a wee dram.
Posted by: The Scottish Gourmand at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (xzqr4)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (artIV)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (gmo/4)
And I don't even mind cauliflower. It's not chocolate or lobster, but I've never gotten the hate.
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (59GGI)
I never hope to meet one
But I can tell you without fail
I'd rather meet than eat one.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM (m45I2)
/Vizzini
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:36 AM"
Truly, you have a dizzying intellect!
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM (k1TUh)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Julia Child at July 19, 2018 10:39 AM (RfnqA)
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:39 AM (tU+ul)
Posted by: Kim Jong-fu at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (artIV)
Racing about at breakneck speed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:39 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: BignJames at July 19, 2018 10:39 AM (0+nbW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:40 AM (Boy/L)
Here's a description from the same site:
https://tinyurl.com/y7k46wa4
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2018 10:40 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Posted by: Jasper "The Dog" Lebowski at July 19, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:40 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (gmo/4)
There is no such thing as bad science!!!!
All science is good! You may not speak badly of it.
Blasphemer!
Posted by: person with a penis who says he is a woman at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (tU+ul)
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Sprinkle some cumin on after the oil. THAT'S good.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (ty7RM)
Poppins and I both picked up a Dali vibe. What do we win?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (fuK7c)
They are technically good but can be boring because the subject matter is boring, the composition is boring, the color palette is boring.
If the artist had painted it a little more loosely and with a painterly style he might have been able to salvage it.
Posted by: Kreplach at July 19, 2018 10:32 AM (2JcMg)
I've found that a few severed heads always makes a painting more interesting.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (/+bwe)
Apparently Tom Arnold is feeling full of, umm, himself, and on Twitter is saying he is going to kick Ben Shapiro in the teeth.
On the one hand, Tom Arnold.
But on the other, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:07 AM (tU+ul)
Iran-Iraq. Why can't they both lose?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:42 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM
This.
Posted by: Kathy Griffon at July 19, 2018 10:43 AM (ctuyM)
Buttering your cauliflower is nicer than having to eat tablespoons of peanut butter to get to goal.
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:38 AM
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
Posted by: Jasper "The Dog" Lebowski at July 19, 2018 10:40 AM (ctuyM)
Did someone say buttered cauliflower?
Posted by: Lena Dunham at July 19, 2018 10:43 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:43 AM (dPd5y)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at July 19, 2018 10:43 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Marcus Licinius Crassus at July 19, 2018 10:43 AM (gmo/4)
What are those snails doing in the picture?
*******
...wait for it...
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:42 AM (m45I2)
Watching the S car go?
Posted by: Just the Punch Line at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
Zackly. If the outcome were that both Tom Arnold and Ben Shapiro get kicked in the teeth...well, that would be alright.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (tU+ul)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (nRWPy)
I got nothin'.
Nothin' but covfefe!
(Raises mug, splashes some out)
Hello, world.
Posted by: mindful webworker - It's TRUMP Day! at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (U/u2R)
Posted by: ro-man at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (RuIsu)
Ted Kennedy was a truly ugly. That face screams of dissipation.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (nBr1j)
weird.
and I mean I srsly hated peanut butter.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)
Thanks for checking in and letting us know, dear. I'm thankful to hear your news about the biopsy and will continue to pray that your infection at the site clears up soon.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (AllCR)
But on the other, Ben Shapiro.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:07 AM (tU+ul)
Iran-Iraq. Why can't they both lose?
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (RD7QR)
EU vs Google
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (Lg2h/)
Let us take a moment to remember the source of Tom Arnold's fame.
/shudder
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (Boy/L)
Or, he would have if he had made it to 35.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 10:23 AM
Keeps vampires away from the cauliflower?
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM (Astxw)
Guess which party runs Richmond.
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM (59GGI)
Hint, Tom: You are merely an actor, and even at that your competency is based entirely upon a very narrow range of characters. You aren't a secret agent, tough guy, or some major name. Ben Shapiro, as much as I am critical of him, is your superior in every way imaginable. Further, he never had to demean himself to bed Roseanne Barr for a career boost.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM (eytER)
Here's a description from the same site:
https://tinyurl.com/y7k46wa4
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2018 10:40 AM (OyyDO)
I have heard of Magical Realism, and seen examples, and it seems to me the hallmark of such art is that it is painted with great technical virtuosity, as in nearly photographic, but some element of the composition is quite unreal. Say you had a crowd in the street, going about their business, while a flying saucer hovered overhead.
I don't think this one qualifies. Simply a still life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (fuK7c)
https://tinyurl.com/y7jumq29
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2018 10:47 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:47 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: NaughtyPine
Woot! Always happy to hear good news!
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 10:47 AM (AM1GF)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:47 AM (dPd5y)
Might as well have an actual avocado as the keynote.
The Age of Stupid abides.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:47 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2018 10:47 AM (2Mnv1)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)
That sounds good, but for the same reason that escargot is good.
You could batter fry a washcloth and serve it with aioli and it would taste good, just as it would taste good dipped in garlic and butter.
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Anything with butter is good. See Brando in Last Tango in Paris.
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 19, 2018 10:48 AM (2LelM)
Posted by: Gumby - Hot Dog Buddha at July 19, 2018 10:48 AM (2LelM)
Sigh
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:48 AM (Bdeb0)
Nope, just the basket that catches heads from the guillotine.
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (gmo/4)
This will end well.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (tU+ul)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:41 AM (9BLnV)
Agreed.
https://tinyurl.com/y8byto82
Posted by: Kris at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (dPd5y)
I knew once this vegan named Dave
Who'd lie amongst the foods that he'd crave
But nutrition will tell
So one day poor Dave fell
And was buried in a shallot grave...
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (AM1GF)
This reminds me of when I came back to the US after Army service in Germany. I was selected for jury duty, and on the second day, my car died a on the way to the courthouse. Didn't have any contacts in town handy, so I ran 3-4 miles and was a few minutes late. The judge was annoyed at first, but when I explained what happened, he was suddenly pretty cool with it.
Posted by: Grimaldi at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (3MG/9)
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (dPd5y)
The third night of protests outside of the White House was headlined by an 18-piece mariachi band that began playing after 9 p.m.
Adam Parkhomenko, who was national field director for the Democratic National Committee in 2016, tweeted after Tuesday night's protest, "We are looking for some good mariachi bands to play outside the White House around Trump's bedtime. If you have any recommendations please let us know."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (IqV8l)
Ted Kennedy was a truly ugly. That face screams of dissipation.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 10:44 AM (nBr1j)
He was good-looking when young, probably the most handsome of all three. But as he got older, more evil, debauched and dissipated his looks devolved accordingly....
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
Dude, where do you hang out?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (Boy/L)
on anything it becomes edible."Posted by: Anonymous White Male
Cajuns added cayenne and other hot stuff ... covered the taste better. Even mudbugs are a "delicacy" now.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (bT8Z4)
weird.
and I mean I srsly hated peanut butter.
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Women are organically attracted to my nutty butter.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (2LelM)
weird.
and I mean I srsly hated peanut butter.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)
I eat it straight from the jar pretty regularly. I try to cut carbs, and since it's fairly low carb and high in fat and protein, it's good for a quick snack. Especially with a cup of chai tea with heavy cream.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (/3v/C)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:51 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:51 AM (fuK7c)
NY Post
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:51 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (hMwEB)
Well done.!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (gmo/4)
That's a good one, except I go with white toast. For fun, subtract the onion and add peanut butter and a thin layer of horseradish. BON APPITITE!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (jjaLl)
Broccoli: I look like a tree.
Cauliflower: I look like a brain.
Mushroom: I hate this game.
Posted by: Count de Monet at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (QLvwG)
The genus Allium is comprised of hundreds of species of monocotyledonous flowering plants, including garlic, onions, scallions, leeks, chives, and, of course, the shallots also included in the painting.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (ctuyM)
Can't people like Swallow-hell be held accountable for comments like this?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (AllCR)
This is a perfect post.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (Bdeb0)
a pica? it's like me trying dirt to feel better. imho
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (dPd5y)
I don't think this one qualifies. Simply a still life.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM (bNb8V)
You apparently didn't notice the large dildo sticking out to the right behind the cabbage, or the handle on the other side, with the rotary tool on the end.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:53 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at July 19, 2018 10:53 AM (hMwEB)
Peanut butter-on-a-spoon is one of life's great pleasures.
Peanut butter is itself a fantastic food-- it doesn't spoil, and it's pretty nutritious. I mean, you still need variety, but as a lazy right-after-work snack, you could do worse.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at July 19, 2018 10:53 AM (84QUd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 19, 2018 10:54 AM (AllCR)
Posted by: Archer
Korean's that keep to their ethic diet smell of garlic.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:54 AM (Bdeb0)
Guess which party runs Richmond.
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 10:46 AM
They want to get them in and out of the neighborhood as fast as possible. Don't want 'em hanging around.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:54 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Caliban at July 19, 2018 10:54 AM (QE8X6)
House was headlined by an 18-piece mariachi band that began playing
after 9 p.m.
Adam Parkhomenko, who was national field director for the Democratic
National Committee in 2016, tweeted after Tuesday night's protest, "We
are looking for some good mariachi bands to play outside the White House
around Trump's bedtime. If you have any recommendations please let us
know."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (IqV8l)
Trump should counter with a battery of voice of the theater speakers blasting Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries on a continuous loop aimed at the protestors.
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:54 AM (gmo/4)
Who'd lie amongst the foods that he'd crave
But nutrition will tell
So one day poor Dave fell
And was buried in a shallot grave...
*******
Back At Ya - a limerick
There once was a vegan named Dean
Who had a rather cannibalistic mien
He soon eschewed the shallots
For a more eclectic palate
And acquired a taste for deep fried human beans.
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 10:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:50 AM (y8Foj)
A living example of the Picture of Dorian Gray. Without the painting.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at July 19, 2018 10:55 AM (9BLnV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:55 AM (bNb8V)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:37 AM (gmo/4)
That's
a good one, except I go with white toast. For fun, subtract the onion
and add peanut butter and a thin layer of horseradish. BON APPITITE!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:52 AM (jjaLl)
[scribbling furiously] Good info, guys. Only needs a single, fresh-plucked hair and dash of my perfume and he'll be mine forever when he eats one of these sandwiches I'll make for him.
Posted by: Overly Attached Girlfriend at July 19, 2018 10:55 AM (QLvwG)
Lauren Lockwood, who worked at WFAN from 2006 until last July, claims the stations executives tolerated a hostile work environment that subjected her to sexual harassment.
On various occasions, WFAN host Joe Benigno pressured her into having a threesome, the lawsuit, filed in Brooklyn state court, claims.
Benigno, 64, whispered in Lockwoods ear about having threesomes with him and his wife and prostitutes, the suit claims.
Oh Kinky
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:55 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: JackStraw at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (/tuJf)
House was headlined by an 18-piece mariachi band that began playing after 9 p.m.
Idiots. Like you can hear dick inside the White House.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (Boy/L)
I wouldn't hang it in my house even if given to me by a friend.
well maybe , in the garage behind the boxes of other stuff i'm obligated to but make sad faces at.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (dPd5y)
blasting Wagner's Ride of the Valkyries on a continuous loop aimed at
the protestors.
Yodelers will drive anyone insane.
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (r9UYA)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!
How do you milk a coconut?
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (Bdeb0)
Like Putin is Heath Ledger's Joker or something.
In the words of ADM Painter, "The Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (tU+ul)
Posted by: Fritz at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (2Mnv1)
The picture, Ummm, Okay...
Posted by: Winston at July 19, 2018 10:57 AM (wgCUV)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 10:57 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Archer at July 19, 2018 10:54 AM (gmo/4)
Or the Stones' "You Can't Always Get What You Want".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 19, 2018 10:57 AM (bNb8V)
Zod's source in the Senate notes that Schumer likes to brag about his "perfect SAT score." He apparently claims to anyone who'll bother to listen that he "got a perfect 1600" on the SAT. What he won't admit is that he didn't get that on the same test--he took an 800 verbal from one test-taking, and an 800 math from another, and considers it a perfect score.
He's also apparently not a good sport when teased about this.
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (Bdeb0)
"pressured her to have" or "pressured her into"? Because the defense will have fun with the difference.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (Boy/L)
I know there is supposed to be no math on this blog, but that seems like more than three.
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (tU+ul)
years ago I found myself grabbing the jar and eating it off the spoon as
if I were a kid.
weird.
and I mean I srsly hated peanut butter.
Posted by: willow at July 19, 2018 10:45 AM (dPd5y)
Take that spoonful of PB and scoop it through a container of cottage cheese, then eat it!
NOM NOM NOMS
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (jjaLl)
https://ricochet.com/535916/the-uss-trump-high-adventures-on-rough-seas/
The comments are more mixed than I'd have expected. But who the F is Gary Robbins? Not what is he - he's clearly a douche. But the name is only vaguely familiar. One of the things that gets me is the "prominent conservative" label is very promiscuously used for Never Trump assholes. Yes, it's legit to call Goldberg and Will "prominent". But even Kristol really is only "son of a prominent conservative". Most of these guys are unknown to all but what Buckley called "keepers of ideological zoos."
(And BTW, thanx to Tom Servo in the last thread for pointing out WFB's importance. I was there and remember the high tide of liberalism. Their palmy days when Trilling said there was no such thing as
a living American conservatism.)
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (59GGI)
But enough about John Brennan.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 10:57 AM (LiyEm)
I have a hunch Benogno is not a left winger but any how I bet much of it is true. They are all jocks or jocj wanna be's just like ESPN and they are a frat house also.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (Lg2h/)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302543/
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: Voynich Manuscript at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (3MG/9)
Like Putin is Heath Ledger's Joker or something.
In the words of ADM Painter, "The Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan."
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:56 AM (tU+ul)
I agree the Russians want to cause chaos--and the media and liberals are making it much easier to do so.
But their chaos didn't give the election to Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (fuK7c)
Posted by: The Unknown Comic at July 19, 2018 11:00 AM (ATVNj)
They're gender fluid
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 11:00 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 10:49 AM (LiyEm)
SO do Cheese-Its!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 19, 2018 11:00 AM (jjaLl)
I'm younger than Schumer, and from NY. I have to note that that was how they quoted SATs back then, the sum of your highest scores, if you took it more than once.
Posted by: George LeS at July 19, 2018 11:00 AM (59GGI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (fuK7c)
Actually, good peanut butter is just peanuts and salt. No sugar at all.
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 11:01 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 11:01 AM (LiyEm)
House was headlined by an 18-piece mariachi band that began playing after 9 p.m.
Idiots. Like you can hear dick inside the White House.
_______________
At least they're providing some musicians with work.
How empty these peoples' lives must be if petty, juvenile stunts like this are all they have to fill their time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2018 11:01 AM (fqUgw)
Me, too, because the reality is that if NATO even moderately gets its act together, the Russians can't keep up on the spending front. It's much cheaper to make everything nuts. And certain people are willing to play right into their hands. Just like always. *cough*nuclear freeze*cough*
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:01 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: blaster at July 19, 2018 10:58 AM (tU+ul)
Not if his wife is the prostitute.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 19, 2018 11:02 AM (UBzPO)
It's been done.
http://americandigest.org/wp/ the-succulent-spiders-from-the-uncanny-valley/
extra space before the-
Posted by: Adriane the Robot Critic ... at July 19, 2018 11:02 AM (AoK0a)
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:02 AM (UnA8+)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/302543/
Posted by: steevy
I don't even have to read it. Betting he's real popular.
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:02 AM (Bdeb0)
Liberals Send Female Senate Democrats 'Pee-Proof' Underwear to Oppose Trump's SCOTUS Pick
Company behind 'period sex blanket' sends Warren, Gillibrand underwear to block Kavenaugh
www,freebeacon.com
Posted by: Under Fire at July 19, 2018 11:03 AM (r9UYA)
Thanks. That's probably how he responds in the cloakroom, but I doubt if it avails him much...
Posted by: Zod at July 19, 2018 11:03 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at July 19, 2018 11:03 AM (9Om/r)
But their chaos didn't give the election to Trump.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 19, 2018 10:59 AM (y8Foj)
They never mention that they created that chaos by funding the most far left-wing groups like BLM and Muslims for Clinton.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (UBzPO)
Posted by: dagny at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (LiyEm)
I...what?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (LiyEm)
Posted by: blaster
Mebbe Bengino wasn't good with numbers.
Posted by: JT at July 19, 2018 11:05 AM (WsccZ)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (LiyEm)
Please tell me more.
Posted by: SHEP! at July 19, 2018 11:05 AM (jjaLl)
Posted by: dagny
Complete with extra rat droppings!!
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 19, 2018 11:06 AM (ATVNj)
This will end well.
...
Q: Why does Tucker give the lunatics a megaphone?
A: (see above)
Q: Why does Trump let the Mueller witch-hunt continue?
A: (see above)
Elected, appointed and former officials screaming about treason and assassination?
Masks dropping. Heavy flak. Target Acquired.
Posted by: dyno-elite canned hate at July 19, 2018 11:06 AM (XRHct)
Posted by: steevy at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (LiyEm)
So they can piss themselves while
Posted by: Hikaru at July 19, 2018 11:06 AM (UnA8+)
Posted by: wrg500 at July 19, 2018 11:05 AM (Bdeb0)
That's just an urban legend!! Now the spiders, that's a whole other thing.....
Posted by: SHEP! at July 19, 2018 11:06 AM (jjaLl)
House was headlined by an 18-piece mariachi band that began playing after 9 p.m.
Idiots. Like you can hear dick inside the White House.
_______________
At least they're providing some musicians with work.
How empty these peoples' lives must be if petty, juvenile stunts like this are all they have to fill their time.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at July 19, 2018 11:01 AM (fqUgw)
I think about the same thing. As much as I hold Justin Trudeau in contempt I have a life. And having a life I don't have time for nonsense like this.
That leads me to the conclusion that a lot of leftists have empty, meaningless lives.
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 11:07 AM (nBr1j)
Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 19, 2018 11:07 AM (P/aDH)
They never mention that they created that chaos by funding the most far left-wing groups like BLM and Muslims for Clinton.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at July 19, 2018 11:04 AM (UBzPO)
=============
You would think that if they believed that Russia was the most evil thing in the world right now, that they would do anything they possibly could to not feed into their hands.
I could imagine resisting Trump as part of that (if they really do believe the nonsense that Trump worked with Russia), but what about oil?
There is absolutely no better way to undermine Russian interests right now than to make oil less expensive.
If Democrats honestly believe that we must now undermine Russia in every way shape and form, shouldn't they be demanding fracking in New York?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at July 19, 2018 11:07 AM (/prE6)
Uhhhh...they don't get to filibuster. THANKS, HARRY REID!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at July 19, 2018 11:08 AM (Boy/L)
Has portly Bill Kristol found the time in his busy life to comment on this insanity?
Posted by: Northernlurker lurkier than ever at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (nBr1j)
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I actually sent a cartoon of that to CBD once.
Posted by: bluebell at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (ghcF0)
Posted by: Glenn John at July 19, 2018 11:09 AM (UyWFI)
Posted by: eleven at July 19, 2018 11:10 AM (+lOpA)
Guy: Yeah, can I get off early so I can get home in time to start walking in to work tomorrow?
Posted by: Muldoon at July 19, 2018 11:10 AM (m45I2)
I found it faster to weed by hand then to use the garden weasel in hard packed dirt.
Posted by: Big V at July 19, 2018 11:12 AM (ZvLtE)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at July 19, 2018 11:16 AM (/3v/C)
I agree the Russians want to cause chaos--and the media and liberals are making it much easier to do so.
---------------
Last I looked it was CNN and NBC that hired Brennan and Clapper. Neither are Russians BTW.
Posted by: Jiffy at July 19, 2018 11:19 AM (2LelM)
OTOH, I love what Indian cuisine does with cauliflower! South Asian secret: Cook it! And spice the heck out of it to kill the dirt taste.
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