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Sorry. My insomnia has been bad for weeks.





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 02:32 PM




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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at July 11, 2018 02:33 PM (UiRxW)

2 You can sip penis and not be completely gay.Right?

Posted by: Billie Krystal at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (xBSm0)

3 Your insomnia has been a problem for quite a while...have you seen someone about it?

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (Enq6K)

4 Boobs! Gunz! Nood! Indiana Jonesing!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (37IEG)

5
Tami was right!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

6 Mornin' Ace.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (sjdRT)

7 He lives!
Don't pay the ransom - ace escaped!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (fA1SL)

8 Indiana Jones and the __th Comment.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (loJzf)

9 Sorry. My insomnia has been bad for weeks.



Sorry Ace. BTDT.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (XtR0g)

10 Not first. So lil' bill cry-stal wants it both ways. Hell, can't any NT'ers give PDT any credit for anything.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (suO/a)

11 THUNDERDOME!!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (yQpMk)

12 Nobody expects the Spanish Inq - wait, I'll come back in again...

Posted by: Al at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (bzqZP)

13 Oh, Bill. You're such a tool.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (2NqXo)

14 And Brit Hume gets cut from the cocktail party list.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (MS0+a)

15 2 You can sip penis and not be completely gay.Right?
Posted by: Billie Krystal at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (xBSm0)

just the tip right

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (JFO2v)

16
Ive always like Britt Hume. He's what, in his late seventies and still sharp as a tack.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (8XRCm)

17 2 You can sip penis and not be completely gay.Right?
Posted by: Billie Krystal at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (xBSm0)

+++

LOL

Posted by: washrivergal at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (QUBWE)

18

How much is Soros paying Kristol to be a dick?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (LilNs)

19 Twelvesies.

Posted by: Gumby at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (2LelM)

20 Tami was right!!

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:34 PM (8XRCm)

I'm always right...even when I'm wrong.

Wait...

Posted by: Tami at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (Enq6K)

21 That was a sick buuurrrrnnnnn.

Posted by: Bosk at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (fjMEv)

22 Its all theatre to the establishment.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (2pjL1)

23 He lives!
Don't pay the ransom - ace escaped!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine



Don't - crap!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (XtR0g)

24 Brit Hume is a treasure!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (W+vEI)

25 Now, if we could just get Sesssoinzzzzz to wake up...

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (NgKpN)

26 Bill Kristol is pro-ridiculous.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

27 Destroying the GOP and then rebuilding it is a long game con

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (6Ll1u)

28
You can sip penis and not be completely gay?

Girls are gay?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (LilNs)

29 Krystol is pro low-energy.

Posted by: Bosk at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (fjMEv)

30 Well, at least you jumped right in with a good exchange, Ace. G'day.

Posted by: mindful webworker - okie not aussie but similar at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (Cd8NC)

31 You can be pro-Kavanaugh and anti-Trump.

- Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) July 10, 2018

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The term is "Never Trump" there Captain Steubing.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (8XRCm)

32 But you can not be pro-Evan McMullin and pro-Reality.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (oVJmc)

33 Brit Hume strikes at the heart of the enigma known as #NeverTrumpism.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (/qEW2)

34 We need to start marketing Obamawater laced with Lithium.

That will calm sh*t down.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (AHNMM)

35 Britain up by 1.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (37IEG)

36 Brit Hume bringing it. Love it.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (p9qVR)

37 Looks like Biff got his ass handed to him, and likely not for the first time IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: ShainS at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (i0qcw)

38 OT: Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

https://yournewswire.com/dead-body-abedin-weiner-garbage/

Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

39 HONESTLY, I BELIEVE THAT SOROS IS NOW THE SOLE PATRON OF THE WEEKLY STANDARD.

MONEY TALKS.

Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (yQpMk)

40
But at some point, it begins to seem ridiculous.

That point was passed a long, long time ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (BWL+E)

41 You can be fat and pasty and still not be Bill Kristol.

Posted by: John Kasich at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (HgMAr)

42 Brit Hume fucking nailed it.
I so want the Dickheads in Charge at MSNBCNN to realize this, that the Never Trumps are useless, and cut those douchbags from their lineups. That would reduce the NT's to a quivering mass of smashed assholes....

And I would laugh and laugh and pop a big boner.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (jjaLl)

43 Girls are gay?
Posted by: Glenn John



Girls are icky!
Posted by: 4th grade boys everywhere!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (XtR0g)

44 Save us, Brit Hume. You're our only hope.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (MnkFD)

45 And Brit Hume gets cut from the cocktail party list.

Those loser fests are overrated.

Posted by: Brit Hume at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (FyMYJ)

46 Trump is not an international communist/globalist.
Bill Kristol is.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (8SG/h)

47 But at some point, it begins to seem ridiculous.


That point was in the rearview mirror about 2 years ago.

Posted by: The Left at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (wW03z)

48 Good, because I was running out of Indiana Jones ideas for the last thread

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (mk7Bj)

49 MONEY TALKS.
________________________________________

And what about me?

Posted by: Bullshit at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (MnkFD)

50 But you can't be pro-Kavanaugh and pro-Hillary!, the time for choosing was November '16.

Posted by: Joe, not the other one at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (7pOq5)

51 Girls are gay?

Posted by: Glenn John at July 11, 2018 02:36 PM (LilNs)

Girls are gay men trapped in women's bodies.

Posted by: That Guy... at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (AY3OR)

52 poor ace; having sleep issues really suck.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (a0IVu)

53 Britain up by 1.

Posted by: DamnedYankee


Looked like a penalty kick.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (XtR0g)

54 48
Good, because I was running out of Indiana Jones ideas for the last thread

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (mk7Bj)

Now you can recycle them, because they're new here.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (37IEG)

55 Girls are GREAT!

Posted by: The Cooties at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (xBSm0)

56 OT: Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

https://yournewswire.com/dead-body-abedin-weiner-garbage/
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

So, not piaps, damn,.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (suO/a)

57 Trump should call out Mueller. If you're not charging Manafort and friends with anything to do with my campaign then I'm going to pardon him. Can't be obstruction if there is no link.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (MS0+a)

58 Billy Kristol - Fake Republican extraordinaire. Otherwise known as a DIABLO.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (mpXpK)

59 THE BEST PART OF THE ENTRUMPENING IS DRAWING A LINE AND PUTTING ALL OUR ENEMIES ON THE OTHER SIDE.

Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

60 PDT taking NATO to the woodshed for a good spanking. His tweets have been awesome today.

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (Phln5)

61 "And Brit Hume gets cut from the cocktail party list.
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (MS0+a)"

------------

Brit Hume has recently been on a lot of Fox shows as a commentator and his insights are very good. I understand that the daily grind of headlining a show may have been too much for him but he is still very much on top of things.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (Mymqt)

62 41
You can be fat and pasty and still not be Bill Kristol.

Posted by: John Kasich at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (HgMAr)

You can be fighting a cancerous tumor, unable to communicate except for a few grunts and hand signals with one hand and still be a US Senator, too.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (jxbfJ)

63 However, you still CAN"T be Hillary and be President.

hahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: Roy at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (7n4KQ)

64
England, not Britain.

Never make the mistake of referring to a Scot as English to his face. Don't ask me how I know this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (BWL+E)

65 I just want the Brits to play the French - their age old FRIENDS.

For Harry, England and St. George! And Zoot...who is really naughty.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (37IEG)

66 poor ace; having sleep issues really suck.


I RECOMMEND DRINKING HEAVILY.

Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

67 I miss Tony Snow. He and Brit Hume were the best part of Fox News.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (W+vEI)

68 Ace (Insomnia) plus Jeff Sessions (narcolepsy) equals a normal sleeping human

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (LISuA)

69 59 THE BEST PART OF THE ENTRUMPENING IS DRAWING A LINE AND PUTTING ALL OUR ENEMIES ON THE OTHER SIDE.
Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

We're not even having to put them over there, they are moving on their own.

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (NgKpN)

70 Kristol and Boot are phoenix Republicans. They want to burn it down in order to rebuild it from the ashes.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (/qEW2)

71 Now you can recycle them, because they're new here.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (37IEG)

Awesome idea, thanks!

Posted by: JJ Abrams at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (suO/a)

72 Melania meets Duchess Kate and Sparkle Markle this week. I do not think that either of them bats in FLOTUS's fashion league. YMMV.

Posted by: jmel at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (OeWgo)

73 Rufio Panman - Cap'n Punch - from the Battle of Portland. Here's a different vidya. Ya can see the pantyfa dude in convulsions/seizure after he's dragged away.
https://youtu.be/4vYNxkA6ep8

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (fA1SL)

74 Ahoy douchebag!

Posted by: Marcus T at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (VpIIl)

75 Am I the only one getting the impression that Brit Hume is not a big Bill Kristol fan-boy?

Posted by: KasperHauserinLondon at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (HqpV0)

76 Lol! That's very Trumpian of Mr. Hume. Love it!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (t0Z53)

77 Hume brings the BOOM!!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (pw+jk)

78 Yeah, the Scots were cheering Sweden.

I want to see them have to cheer for FRANCE. Bwaahahahahahahahaha.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (37IEG)

79 Girls are icky!
Posted by: 4th grade boys everywhere!

The girls are how you say, not icky, but end up sticky.

Posted by: 4th Grade Poalo at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (PbH71)

80 You can be pro-Kavanaugh and anti-Trump.
..........

Wurd.
Ow, my head.

Posted by: Sen. Drooling John (R) at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (HgMAr)

81 Hey Bill, you insipid, stupid fuck. What would the Supreme Court be looking like right now if you're gal Hillary was POTUS? Hmmmm?

Posted by: LGoPs at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (xJQtz)

82 Good, because I was running out of Indiana Jones ideas for the last thread

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (mk7Bj)

Now you can recycle them, because they're new here.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (37IEG)


Indiana Jones and the Same Damn Story Twenty Times a Day

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (4tV+0)

83 To support Trump, you must be anti-life, anti-gun, pro-regulation, pro-tax increases and pro-defense cuts.

Posted by: Bill Kristol Logic at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (AY3OR)

84 there. unstuck my shift key.

but now i'm all lower-case.

Posted by: Grump928(C) speaks in a whisper perforce at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (yQpMk)

85 I'll bet you dollars to donuts that Jen Rubin can't.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (vDqXW)

86 So they have video of the woman entering Huma's apartment before she was found dead in the couples' trash compactor. And they make fun of trailer park people.

Posted by: Gumby at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (2LelM)

87 @72
She'll tower over both of them height and fashion wise

Posted by: Tuna at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (Phln5)

88 Brit Hume scoring on Bill Kristol? That is just sad.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (5jVnA)

89
You can be fighting a cancerous tumor, unable to communicate except for a few grunts and hand signals with one hand and still be a US Senator, too.

You can be a backstabbing, principle-free, corrupt U.S. Senator and be a cancerous tumor, too.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (BWL+E)

90
All they've got on Kavanaugh is "He's got a frat-boy name". Colbert was riffing on that last night.

And NARAL put out some tweet about not letting 5 men, including the frat-boy Brett take away their abortions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (8O3HH)

91 The Force Awakens Two or Three Times a Night to Use the Bathroom

Because we ran out of Old Man Indiana Jones jokes

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (7HtZB)

92 Making Bill Kristol look like an asshole is TIGHT!

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (jjaLl)

93 I just want the Brits to play the French - their age old FRIENDS.

For Harry, England and St. George! And Zoot...who is really naughty.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (37IEG)

Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!

Posted by: French guards at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (suO/a)

94 18

How much is Soros paying Kristol to be a dick?
Posted by: Glenn John at July 11, 2018 02:35 PM (LilNs)

Less than the Kremlin is spending on RUSSIAN BOTS to prop up this high court stealing dictatorship!

Posted by: @Will Cristol (Totally Not Bill Kristol's Burner Account) at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (wx6iv)

95 Willowed:


4200 americans killed by illegals last year

when they say people will die they always forget us

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (JFO2v)

====
I'm so old I remember when the media anxiously awaited for 3000 of our soldiers were killed in Iraq. I guess this is nothing if it gets 20 million new democrat voters and welfare parasites.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (pw+jk)

96 Saw a dickweed on a bike yesterday wearing a "F*CK TRUMP" T-shirt. The urge to knock him over was strong, but instead I just smirked.

The level of derangement is frankly baffling.

My method of dealing with B Hussein was to try to forget he existed, and live my life despite his crusade to wreck the republic. Why can't the anti-trumpers do that? Maybe they like being pissed off all the time.

Eh, whatevs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Macho Business Donkey Wrestler at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (xPJvm)

97 And Brit Hume gets cut from the cocktail party list.

Those loser fests are overrated.
Posted by: Brit Hume

But where else do you do you get to wear seer-sucker

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (MS0+a)

98 It's funny because it's true.

Posted by: A satisfied manatee at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (RD7QR)

99 38 OT: Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

https://yournewswire.com/dead-body-abedin-weiner-garbage/
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

Happens everyday when you think about it.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (8SG/h)

100 Some people don't have the good sense to just shut the fuck up and go away.


This bastard needs to be ignored.

Posted by: LGoPs at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (xJQtz)

101 It seems like manafort should be able to tell them to shit or get off the pot... habeaus corpus and all

Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (nzKWW)

102 KristolMeth says he can LOVE the globalist cabal that ran up debt and grew government (to infinity, and beyond) ... but not necessarily love the destruction of America they were bringing (with his help).

One can love people fawning all over their captors, and not be pro-terrorist (Patty Hearst, Stockholm Syndrome?)

Maybe that's it ... Kristol's Mind is captured by the globalists, he can only get attention by praising them, so has learned to love BigGov, even though it is the opposite of conservatism.

Or just good old cognitive dissonance, late stage. Heads actually explode next.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (bT8Z4)

103 there. unstuck my shift key.

but now i'm all lower-case.
Posted by: Grump928(C)

------

Indiana Jones and Grump928 co star in "How Does All This Newfangled Shit Actually Work"

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

104 I RECOMMEND DRINKING HEAVILY.

Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)
..........

I think Grump must be in a crowded bar somewhere.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (HgMAr)

105 I can still think Mr. Kristol is a handsome man and not be gay right?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (r9UYA)

106 81 Hey Bill, you insipid, stupid fuck. What would the Supreme Court be looking like right now if you're gal Hillary was POTUS? Hmmmm?
Posted by: LGoPs at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM

The important thing is that we'd lose with our dignity and principles. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to gossip like a little girl about the rubes in flyover country I fool into funding my debauched cruises.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (3MG/9)

107 I tried being pro-speed record and anti-iceberg once.

Posted by: zombie RMS Titanic at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (tqyrn)

108 >>So they have video of the woman entering Huma's apartment before she was found dead in the couples' trash compactor. And they make fun of trailer park people.




Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (W+vEI)

109 Bill Kristol is ok with Special K?

Now I am starting to get worried.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)

110
And NARAL put out some tweet about not letting 5 men, including the frat-boy Brett take away their abortions.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Don't worry, Barrett is next up.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (BWL+E)

111 You can enjoy watching your wife getting plowed by other more manly men and still not be a cuckold.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

112 Over at Hot Air, Ed Morrissey is wetting his pants like a little girl about Trump being a big meany head to the Krauts. Nothing from Allahpundit, he probably can't even.

Posted by: VidOmnia at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (c5jju)

113 I just want the Brits to play the French - their age old FRIENDS.


---

Would really have liked to see France play Germany.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (XtR0g)

114 Ach...The enemy of muh enemy is....French - Oh, sod that.
Hurrah for England. There, that's done it.
Now I'll go kill muhself.

Posted by: Angry Scots Git at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (37IEG)

115 109 Bill Kristol is ok with Special K?

Now I am starting to get worried.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (ycWCI)



I think he's attempting the dreaded reverse-Dershowitz.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (VM6ev)

116 Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

https://yournewswire.com/dead-body-abedin-weiner-garbage/
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

You know, it's only ever white peoples who complain about dead women in their neighbor trash compactors

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (mk7Bj)

117 Good, because I was running out of Indiana Jones ideas for the last thread

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (mk7Bj)

Now you can recycle them, because they're new here.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM

Indiana Jones and the Repeating Myself All The Time

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (2NqXo)

118 Indiana Jones and Grump928 co star in "How Does All This Newfangled Shit Actually Work"
Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (8XRCm)

Indiana Jones and Where's the Any Key

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (suO/a)

119 78 Yeah, the Scots were cheering Sweden.

I want to see them have to cheer for FRANCE.
__________________________________________

Actually, the Scots have always had a good relationship with France going back to before Mary Queen of Scots. See the Auld Alliance of 1295.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (ATVNj)

120
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:38 PM (mk7Bj)

Now you can recycle them, because they're new here.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:39 PM (37IEG)

Indiana Jones and the Same Damn Story Twenty Times a Day
Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (4tV+0)

OK.... now, this time we'll tell the same story AGAIN for 3 movies, but since we first did a young Man, then a child, then a Young Woman...

This time? It'll be a Transexual!

Posted by: Disney Corp Story Dept., Star Bores division at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (NgKpN)

121 In Kristols' befuddled state he believes Hilary would have nominated Kavanaugh?

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (MS0+a)

122 I think Grump must be in a crowded bar somewhere.


better, going to the beach for blue angels weekend. booyah.

Posted by: Grump928(C) speaks in a whisper perforce at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (yQpMk)

123 68
Ace (Insomnia) plus Jeff Sessions (narcolepsy) equals a normal sleeping human


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (LISuA)

What do you get when you cross an ewok with Mr. Hand?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (5jVnA)

124 Insomnia sucks. Sorry Ace.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (WY9Hg)

125 Ahoy douchebag!

Ahoy!

You were talking to me, right?

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (O5Q3r)

126 You know, it's only ever white peoples who complain about dead women in their neighbor trash compactors
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (mk7Bj)

I'm sure there's a 'Better off Dead' joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (suO/a)

127 Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

A couple hundred years from now there will be a thriving legend about 'The Chappaqua Hag'. Every time there is a gruesome or bizarre death people will say that it's the work of the Hag.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (UENOA)

128 >>Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...



I'm sure the HOA will fine them for not recycling...



I hope they ID her and her killer. That is awful!

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (W+vEI)

129 half time, 1-0

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (o2772)

130 Indiana Jones Ace Gets Woke


at 3:00 AM

Posted by: As usual, because I can't fuckin sleep! at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (xBSm0)

131 Bill Kristol and The Temple of Dumb.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (HiLJ1)

132 It seems like manafort should be able to tell them to shit or get off the pot... habeaus corpus and all

Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (nzKWW)


Well he could tell them, except he is in solitary.

Probably he can be released if he just confesses to whatever Kafka-trap he is in.

Posted by: blaster at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (Z5y53)

133 I RECOMMEND DRINKING HEAVILY.
Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S PRE-MED.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

134 Brit Hume - a god amongst pip squeaks.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (ABH6n)

135 Don't use your good stuff in a placeholder thread!

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (+lOpA)

136 Wow, I checked out the replies to Krispuds original tweet....man, seems the general consensus out in NeverTrump Land is that Kavanaugh will not press charges against Trump.....


Yeah, I wrote that right. That's basically what they're saying.

Fucking retards.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (jjaLl)

137 "What do you get when you cross an ewok with Mr. Hand?"

a clog in the shower drain?

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (o2772)

138 4200 americans killed by illegals last year

when they say people will die they always forget us

Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (JFO2v)

====
I'm so old I remember when the media anxiously awaited for 3000 of our soldiers were killed in Iraq. I guess this is nothing if it gets 20 million new democrat voters and welfare parasites.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (pw+jk)


How many grim milestones are we talking about here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (YqDXo)

139 Sparkle Markle has made some pretty rude comments against Trump. Yes, Melania will outshine them all in fashion, class, and intelligence.

Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (oiNtH)

140 The Bill Kristol Bullet Train To True Conservatism.

https://bit.ly/2Ld5pQU

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (+y/Ru)

141 Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...


What did she know about hillary?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (5jVnA)

142 124 Insomnia sucks. Sorry Ace.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (WY9Hg)

I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

143 133 I RECOMMEND DRINKING HEAVILY.
Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S PRE-MED.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)


I thought he was pre-law.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (YqDXo)

144 134 Brit Hume - a god amongst pip squeaks.
Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (ABH6n)



He pwned Smails, as the kids would say.

Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (+lOpA)

145 Manafort is going to own Robert Mueller after he sues the shite out of him.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (ATVNj)

146 I mean, seriously, isn't that the only point? I suppose you could say I was anti-Bush, except for all the things he did I agreed with. Or I was anti-Obama, except for the few things I agreed with.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (ABH6n)

147 OT: Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...
............

In a trash compactor? How do they know it was a woman? Maybe Anthony got out early.

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (HgMAr)

148 >I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)


How you doin'?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (sjdRT)

149 Huma was paying $12K/mon in rent!

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (MS0+a)

150 Don't use your good stuff in a placeholder thread!
Posted by: eleven at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (+lOpA)

Unless the good stuff is not as good as the much better stuff.

Posted by: auscolpyr at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (suO/a)

151 weak nevertrump.

Posted by: muckrack at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (DoqY9)

152 You can send pallets of cash to Iran and be a staunch American.

Posted by: Bathhouse Barry at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (/lkI0)

153 Just a thought, but I think it pains Hume greatly to feel the need to refute a long time member of his last anchor job. The NT crowd is diminishing the shine on the so called elitists at a increasingly rapid rate. Hume is a decent journalist, but has been around the swamp a long, long time.

Posted by: Sumdumchief at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (2pjL1)

154 136 Wow, I checked out the replies to Krispuds original tweet....man, seems the general consensus out in NeverTrump Land is that Kavanaugh will not press charges against Trump.....

------

Because Supreme Court Justices press charges against Presidents?

That's not how it works. That's not how any of this is supposed to work.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (7HtZB)

155 England, not Britain.

Never make the mistake of referring to a Scot as English to his face. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (BWL+E)


"Brit" Hume doesn't sound very British to me.

Posted by: David "Scot" Hume at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (/qEW2)

156 128
>>Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...




We've investigated this thoroughly and have ruled the cause of death to be climbing into the dumpster all by herself and dying.
Case closed.

Posted by: NYPD and FBI at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (37IEG)

157 Srsly, how and why did Kristol ever gain a public platform?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (YqDXo)

158 I RECOMMEND DRINKING HEAVILY.
Posted by: Grump928(C) CAN'T STOP SHOUTING at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (yQpMk)

YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO HIM. HE'S PRE-MED.
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (NWiLs)

I thought he was pre-law.
Posted by: Deplorable

WHAT DID THAT LAST GUY SAY?

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (tqyrn)

159 Britt Hume : Bill Kristol :: The Donald : NATO Sec Gen

Britt Hume just delivered an atomic wedgie to the dork.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (6eEQ+)

160 but now i'm all lower-case.

Posted by: Grump928(C) speaks in a whisper perforce at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (yQpMk)


Aren't there 2 Shift keys?



Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (jjaLl)

161 If I'm pro-Jerk Sock I can still get a date right?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (r9UYA)

162 I'm pre-op.

Posted by: Caitlyn Jenner at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (ATVNj)

163

EM MOO GOO GAI PAN FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (mPeei)

164 Mollie Hemingway is asking some very interesting questions about possible collusion between Peter Strzok, Glen Simpson and David Corn about Fusion dossier. The testimony by the actors does not add up and Corn's lawyerly answers to Mollie's questions are very weird. (BTW, Mollie is looking very cute these days).

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

165 142
124 Insomnia sucks. Sorry Ace.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (WY9Hg)



I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

How much you charge? Asking for Lando!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (5jVnA)

166 148 >I'm right here, you know.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)


How you doin'?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (sjdRT)

Bleargh.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)

167 It would appear that Brit Hume has had enough of NeverTrump.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (ly5N5)

168 OT: Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

https://yournewswire.com/dead-body-abedin-weiner-garbage/
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

Happens everyday when you think about it.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio


It's in their building. They have an apartment on the 14th & 15th floors.
Slightly different than in the trash bin in your back yard at your single family dwelling.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (XtR0g)

169 The woman in the compactor. Sounds like suicide.

Posted by: Special Agent Dumas at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (loJzf)

170 Deplorable Jay Guevara: "Srsly, how and why did Kristol ever gain a public platform?"

Nepotism.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (6eEQ+)

171 I hope Manafort put Mueller in full gimp attire and makes him shout Oyez Oyez before Manafort enters a room

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (o2772)

172 >Bleargh.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)

So, back to normal then?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

173
Srsly, how and why did Kristol ever gain a public platform?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity


Daddy was a neo-con macher. And Billy went to Harvard. You didn't.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (BWL+E)

174 128

>>Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

THIS IS NOT TERRORISM!!!

Posted by: FBI at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (r9UYA)

175 Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (NWiLs)

Present company excepted, of course.

Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (WY9Hg)

176 Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

What's that got to do with Trump's collusion?

Posted by: Gestopo Mueller at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (r+sAi)

177 Never apologize, Mister Ewok. It's a sign of weakness.

Nap if you need it. We're big people and can entertain ourselves. Just throw up an outrageous statement about boobs or guns and we are off like a cat shot.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (e1mEI)

178 149
Huma was paying $12K/mon in rent!

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (MS0+a)

You pay extra for body disposal.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (5jVnA)

179 169
The woman in the compactor. Sounds like suicide.

Posted by: Special Agent Dumas at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (loJzf)

Plus what he said. Yeah, that.

Posted by: NYPD and FBI at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (37IEG)

180 4200 americans killed by illegals last year



when they say people will die they always forget us



Posted by: rhennigantx at July 11, 2018 02:32 PM (JFO2v)



====

I'm so old I remember when the media anxiously awaited for 3000 of
our soldiers were killed in Iraq. I guess this is nothing if it gets 20
million new democrat voters and welfare parasites.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (pw+jk)



How many grim milestones are we talking about here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (YqDXo)
======
My point being is the leftists are all in on killing in one year Legal Americans if it gets a bunch of new democrat voters. But they were against a relatively low rate of KIAs to get at Bush and the republicans. Just more hypocrisy from the left.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (pw+jk)

181 England, not Britain.

Never make the mistake of referring to a Scot as English to his face. Don't ask me how I know this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:40 PM (BWL+E)


I've heard Brits refers to people from Alabama as "Yanks."

To their face.

Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (YqDXo)

182 Hey Bill, you insipid, stupid fuck. What would the
Supreme Court be looking like right now if you're gal Hillary was POTUS?
Hmmmm?


Posted by: LGoPs at July 11, 2018 02:42 PM (xJQtz)
---
that is just a necessary sacrifice to reach our conservative goals by honorable means.

Posted by: Captain Cuck at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (rf8q9)

183 Hey, what happened with the Mark Rich murder investigation press conference?

Wasn't that supposed to be yesterday?

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (NgKpN)

184 Bleargh.



Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)


Good to see you.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (5jVnA)

185 "167 It would appear that Brit Hume has had enough of NeverTrump."


Brit has no use for attention whores. Never did.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (OD2ni)

186 Heh...Brit pwns the good captain on a daily basis.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (xqfqx)

187 >> Hume is a decent journalist, but has been around the swamp a long, long time.



Yes. He's pro-immigration, yet he's managed to overcome that difference with Trump and recognize what Trump has done in office.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (W+vEI)

188 183 Hey, what happened with the Mark Rich murder investigation press conference?

Wasn't that supposed to be yesterday?
Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (NgKpN)

Meant seth rich.... /facepalm

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (NgKpN)

189 172 >Bleargh.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (NWiLs)

So, back to normal then?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (sjdRT)

Heh. I suppose for me "bleargh" might be considered a step up. Things really haven't improved and there's not much I can do but wait some things out.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)

190 Sparkle Markle has made some pretty rude comments against Trump. Yes, Melania will outshine them all in fashion, class, and intelligence.
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM

Melania's a 10. Sparkle Farkle is a 4 at best, 3 if she smiles.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (2NqXo)

191 INDIANA JONES AND BILL KRISTOL'S SKULL

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (k1TUh)

192 You can leave a woman to die and some women will be stupid enough to think that you're pro-woman.


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: zombie Sen. Kennedy (D- 9th plain of Hell) at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (tqyrn)

193 Kristol should really change that "What a pompous douchebag I am!" avatar.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (O5Q3r)

194 Years of chronic insomnia. I had Lead in my blood and a lousy doctor.

Posted by: ro-man at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (RuIsu)

195 185 Except Megyn Kelly....

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (LiyEm)

196 The woman in the compactor. Sounds like suicide.
Posted by: Special Agent Dumas at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (loJzf)

-----

She got Arkancided.

Posted by: fixerupper at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (8XRCm)

197 INDIANA JONES AND BILL KRISTOL'S SKULL
Posted by: Tom Servo a


It's empty.

Posted by: Indiana Jones at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (tqyrn)

198 Source on the 4200 Americans killed by illegals statistic?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (mk7Bj)

199 Saw a dickweed on a bike yesterday wearing a "F*CK TRUMP" T-shirt.

When they did it to Bush (and Bush, and Reagan), our side shrugged it off.

They don't realize they're playing with the King of Fuck-Em-Back. I think by the time Trump is ready to leave the White House the Left is going to be absolutely pulverized.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (oVJmc)

200 How many grim milestones are we talking about here?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (YqDXo)
======
My point being is the leftists are all in on killing in one year Legal Americans if it gets a bunch of new democrat voters. But they were against a relatively low rate of KIAs to get at Bush and the republicans. Just more hypocrisy from the left.
Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (pw+jk)


Of course. I was riffing on your point with the "grim milestones" thing. How many times did we hear about "grim milestones" during the Gay Mulatto's Reign of Error? Despite a lot of casualties in Afghanistan, we never heard about them. Or about the homeless. Or the "separation of families."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

201 Zero Hour, the movie that Airplane was based on, is on TCM.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

202 168 OT: Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...

https://yournewswire.com/dead-body-abedin-weiner-garbage/
Posted by: redc1c4 at July 11, 2018 02:37 PM (rf8q9)

Happens everyday when you think about it.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio


It's in their building. They have an apartment on the 14th & 15th floors.
Slightly different than in the trash bin in your back yard at your single family dwelling.
Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (XtR0g)

These things just happen I suppose.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (8SG/h)

203 Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (5jVnA)

You too, buddy. I'm sort of easing my way back in to the HQ. I'm not sure if my hiatus was beneficial or not, but I sure did miss you crazy bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

204 I just mentioned Flashman to the bartender here :^x

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (o2772)

205 Meant seth rich.... /facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (NgKpN)
---
You're pardoned.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (vDqXW)

206 Doesn't a body have to slide down the trash chute to the basement before it can be compacted?

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (6Ll1u)

207 >Heh. I suppose for me "bleargh" might be considered a
step up. Things really haven't improved and there's not much I can do
but wait some things out.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)


Whilst you wait, a lot of us would be happy if you would put yourself back on the Horde schedule. See bluebell.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (sjdRT)

208
Turns out that press conf on the S. Rich murder was some bat-shit crazy dudes.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (r+sAi)

209 Stay away from the Kristol meth.

Posted by: Wavy Gravy at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (ATVNj)

210 What if the world was reversed, and right now there are huge headlines at NYTimes.com saying

Smart Milblogger Oversleeps Yet Again; Internet Paralyzed

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (c+2jX)

211 Brit Hume may not be right on everything, but he does not suffer fools gladly and has a very effective understated way of identifying them.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (loJzf)

212 Former UCLA basketball player's apparent suicide message.

https://fxn.ws/2unKvqO

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (+y/Ru)

213 >>Huma was paying $12K/mon in rent!


Well, she was at one time working 3 jobs!

I imagine someone else pays that rent IYKWIMAITYD. Probably a CGI expense or something.

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (W+vEI)

214 198
Source on the 4200 Americans killed by illegals statistic?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (mk7Bj)


I was looking for the same. Here is some ballpark, but math.

Per the GAO, criminal aliens committed 25,064 of them. That means they committed 22% to 37% of all murders in the U.S., while being only 3.52% to 8.25% of the population.

https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2015/07 /illegal_aliens_murder_at_a_much_ higher_rate_than_us_citizens_do.html
As usual, government can't even provide a decent source of data from which to compute useful statistics.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (5jVnA)

215 178 149
Huma was paying $12K/mon in rent!

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (MS0+a)

You pay extra for body disposal.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (5jVnA)


Huma was recycling!

H8ter.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (YqDXo)

216 Posted by: Angry Scots Git at July 11, 2018 02:45 PM (37IEG)

The Stuart Scots were allied with the French so it may be no problem to cheer for them against England.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (UENOA)

217 I hope they ID her and her killer. That is awful!
Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 02:46 PM (W+vEI)

Maybe some creep in the building hired an escort, killed her, and dumped her body in the garbage chute? I expect any building that would rent to Huma and Weiner to have a few other skeevy tenants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (bNb8V)

218 190 Sparkle Markle has made some pretty rude comments against Trump. Yes, Melania will outshine them all in fashion, class, and intelligence.
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM

Melania's a 10. Sparkle Farkle is a 4 at best, 3 if she smiles.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (2NqXo)

Harry will divorce her in five years.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (7HtZB)

219 169
The woman in the compactor. Sounds like suicide.

Posted by: Special Agent Dumas at July 11, 2018 02:50 PM (loJzf)

Plus what he said. Yeah, that.
Posted by: NYPD and FBI

Only if she's connected to Huma

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (MS0+a)

220 lot of us would be happy if you would put yourself back on the Horde schedule. See bluebell.

I hope Insomniac isn't at the stage he needs someone whacked yet

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (o2772)

221 I said "you get naked and slide down the slide and I'll be right with you".
That was the last I saw of her.

Posted by: Carlos Danger at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (37IEG)

222 You pay extra for body disposal.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (5jVnA)
---
When you're not a member.

Posted by: Hills at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (vDqXW)

223 "Yeah, the Scots were cheering Sweden.

I want to see them have to cheer for FRANCE. Bwaahahahahahahahaha.


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (37IEG)"

----------

Then they have an opportunity now to cheer for Croatia.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (Mymqt)

224 As usual, government can't even provide a decent source of data from which to compute useful statistics.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (5jVnA)


That's like saying a three card monte dealer can't even let you see where he put the pea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

225 208
Turns out that press conf on the S. Rich murder was some bat-shit crazy dudes.
_______________________________________________

Can you narrow down a little for us?

Posted by: Dan Rather, Lawrence O'Donnell and Chris Mathews at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ATVNj)

226 Auld Alliance

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (o2772)

227
Hot damn, look at Melania in this see-through white dress:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5943475

"Diaphanous" is the word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (8O3HH)

228 Did you see my latest statement? If not here it is again-

TRUMP'S BASE WANTS "ANYBODY WHO'S DARKER THAN A LATTE DEPORTED."

You're fucking welcome.


Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)

229 Harry will divorce her in five years.
Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (7HtZB)

Go old school and lock her up in the Tower.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (NWiLs)

230 Gawd, I love Brit Hume.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (ptqGC)

231
I expect any building that would rent to Huma and Weiner to have a few other skeevy tenants.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


The Skeevy Tenants Co-Op Board wants to expel Huma and Weiner for lowering property values.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (BWL+E)

232 it's easier to fit a dead hooker down a trash chute if you chainsaw her first. easier, but messy

Posted by: Patrick Bateman at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (VckGX)

233 Doesn't a body have to slide down the trash chute to the basement before it can be compacted?
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby



Depends on the set up. Some can be accessed thru the tow-off container. Some have many chutes on different floors accessing one big tube.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (XtR0g)

234 "Yeah, the Scots were cheering Sweden.

I want to see them have to cheer for FRANCE. Bwaahahahahahahahaha.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 02:41 PM (37IEG)"


You're aware, of course, that Scotland has been allied with France before historically, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

235 I'm not sure if my hiatus was beneficial or not, but I sure did miss you crazy bastards.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (NWiLs)

Likewise. I had been scarce for family medical issues and will likely continue to be, and I kept missing when you popped in.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (5jVnA)

236 2 You can sip penis and not be completely gay.Right?
_________________

That's what my mentors always told me!

Posted by: Barry Obama at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (fqUgw)

237 Turns out that press conf on the S. Rich murder was some bat-shit crazy dudes.


Posted by: Guy Mohawk at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (r+sAi)


Such a non-surprise.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

238 >>Hot damn, look at Melania in this see-through white dress:

Ewwww

Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (r9UYA)

239 Former UCLA basketball player's apparent suicide message.


Isn't he the second guy from UCLA to kill himself in like a week? The other guy got in a shootout with the cops and then shot himself.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (O5Q3r)

240 I just checked the infinite memory of gmail.

There was a joint community service event by the candidates from each party. Britt Hume was just dripping with scorn.

I wrote BFF, whom I will call Jon because that's his name, and said holy fuck Britt Hume is giving none of the fucks.

Jon writes back, yeah that's because he's retiring this year.

That was 2008, Obama-McCain. For a guy retired for ten years Hume is still bringing it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 02:58 PM (fuK7c)

241
The Scots were on the side of the Avignon popes during the Great Schism, so yeah.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (BWL+E)

242 I totally agree with not drawing the line between Huma and some other person found in her building in a trash compacter.

However, now imagine the presses reaction if the body had been found at a complex owned by Trump....

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (vDqXW)

243 Omg! Insomniac! {{{hug}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (ptqGC)

244 That's like saying a three card monte dealer can't even let you see where he put the pea.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (YqDXo)

Yeah, but it's like you had one job. Guess that gets in the way of surfing porn and shitting in the halls.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (5jVnA)

245 Hey keep it down in here!
Some people are trying to sleep in the next thread.
And my prostate gets me up early.

Posted by: Indiana Jones on the Set of The Room Clearing Fart at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (koNhm)

246 And Harry Potter waved his wand at Bill Kristol and said "Ridiculous!" and The Boggart Bill Kristol turned into a clown.

Posted by: Tim from Nashua at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (EATOD)

247 241
The Scots were on the side of the Avignon popes during the Great Schism, so yeah.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Fuckin' Anti-Popes! Grrr! Those guys make me so mad.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (c+2jX)

248 220 lot of us would be happy if you would put yourself back on the Horde schedule. See bluebell.

I hope Insomniac isn't at the stage he needs someone whacked yet
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 02:56 PM (o2772)

I crossed that bridge years ago.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (NWiLs)

249 Unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (c+2jX)

250 Jane! *hugs back*

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (NWiLs)

251 The Stuart Scots were allied with the French so it may be no problem to cheer for them against England.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2018 02:55 PM (UENOA)
Thought the Highland clearances took care of that problem.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (37IEG)

252 >249
Unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (c+2jX)


Gesundheit

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (sjdRT)

253 second look at the Avignon Papacy? got to be better than Pope Bunghoglio

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (o2772)

254 Kristol was either dunked in the toilets at school too much or not enough.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 03:00 PM (zfrbv)

255 Heh. I suppose for me "bleargh" might be considered a
step up. Things really haven't improved and there's not much I can do
but wait some things out.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 02:52 PM (NWiLs)


Whilst you wait, a lot of us would be happy if you would put yourself back on the Horde schedule. See bluebell.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 02:54 PM (sjdRT)


Insomniac, you are a bit of an anti-depressant for me, waiting out the dark things in my own life. Yea, how's that for a mind trip?

Here's your rock.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (p9qVR)

256 "It seems like manafort should be able to tell them to shit or get off the pot... habeaus corpus and all
Posted by: DXO at July 11, 2018 02:44 PM (nzKWW)"

----------

Habeas corpus? Man, that is so like a hundred years old.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (Mymqt)

257 all this complaining about white men ... why don't they name (or move to) the country not founded by white men, which they prefer.

There might be some nice islands out there where they could live in huts, but most of the free world ... white men, from where I sit. South America ... kinda free, not really prosperous.

Japan ... well after they lost to white men in war, we made them better. Maybe the non-white men complainers should look at our lamp of liberty, figure out what "we" are doing right, and try to copy that. (But we do apologize for the Clintons, if you fell for their schemes)

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (bT8Z4)

258 227


Hot damn, look at Melania in this see-through white dress:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5943475



"Diaphanous" is the word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (8O3HH)
OMG; it is almost transparent. And btw, does Merket not own anything but pant suits?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (a0IVu)

259
Brit Hume stuffs Billy into a hall locker, slams door.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (BWL+E)

260 So we have evolved from #ButGorsuch to #ButNotTrumpHimself.

I guess it's alright. I don't expect miracles, just progress.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (8wiVj)

261 Hot damn, look at Melania in this see-through white dress:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5943475



"Diaphanous" is the word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (8O3HH)
***

Must be difficult for an old man like Merkel to look at Melania and think about bout what could have been.



Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (xqfqx)

262 And btw, does Merket not own anything but pant suits?
_____________________________________________

Old habits die hard.

Posted by: East Germany at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (ATVNj)

263 However, now imagine the presses reaction if the body had been found at a complex owned by Trump....
Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (vDqXW)

It would bump Kavanaugh off the front page, for sure...

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (9BwmK)

264 227


Hot damn, look at Melania in this see-through white dress:



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5943475



"Diaphanous" is the word.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (8O3HH)

Not see-through, except below the knee. Anyone calling out false nudes gets a night in the box.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (5jVnA)

265 footsie back on telly

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (o2772)

266 A few of these supposed learned intellectuals and pundits still actually feel our country would be better off with another potential decade of Democrat rule than with Trump.

Seriously, Never-Trumpers? After spending 8 years in the Obama wasteland, coupled with the hard evidence of Trump's SC appointments, improvement in the economy, dereg, revocation of Iran deal, etc., etc.? And after observing the past two years of the deranged, twisted hunchback that is the soul of the left? Seriously?

Posted by: RM at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (U3LtS)

267 Insomniac, you are a bit of an anti-depressant for me, waiting out the dark things in my own life. Yea, how's that for a mind trip?

Here's your rock.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (p9qVR)

Paradoxical effect, like amphetamines for ADHD. Thanks for the rock! What's the occasion?

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

268 252 >249
Unitlaic

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (c+2jX)


Gesundheit
Posted by: Muad'dib


"Unitlaic" is a medieval Breton term meaning "Hold my beer."

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (c+2jX)

269 OMG; it is almost transparent. And btw, does Merket not own anything but pant suits?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (a0IVu)


Fortunately, no.

Btw, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Sgt. Schultz in drag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

270 @164

Mollie is a babe.


She's got a sensuousness that is quite something.


Love the girl.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (2JcMg)

271 149
Huma was paying $12K/mon in rent!

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 02:48 PM (MS0+a)

You pay extra for body disposal.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:51 PM (5jVnA)

and the "cleaners".

Posted by: wth at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (HgMAr)

272 >"Unitlaic" is a medieval Breton term meaning "Hold my beer."

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (c+2jX)


So, you're older than 29 then?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (sjdRT)

273 OMG; it is almost transparent. And btw, does Merket not own anything but pant suits?
Posted by: IC


Nein!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (XtR0g)

274 Did you see my latest statement? If not here it is again-

TRUMP'S BASE WANTS "ANYBODY WHO'S DARKER THAN A LATTE DEPORTED."

You're fucking welcome.




Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 11, 2018 02:57 PM (r9UYA)


WEEEEET!
Flag on the play, faggy coffee reference.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at July 11, 2018 03:03 PM (oVJmc)

275 Fortunately, no.



Btw, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Sgt. Schultz in drag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (YqDXo)
Lol,, she is the european version of Hillary.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (a0IVu)

276 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.

Posted by: JimK at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (uAlm4)

277 What's the difference between an open thread and a placeholder thread?

Are pants required here?

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (mk7Bj)

278 Hume's tweet is awesome. But I highly doubt its point will penetrate Kristol's thick cranium.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (mQ0Mc)

279
Seriously, Never-Trumpers? After spending 8 years in the Obama wasteland, coupled with the hard evidence of Trump's SC appointments, improvement in the economy, dereg, revocation of Iran deal, etc., etc.? And after observing the past two years of the deranged, twisted hunchback that is the soul of the left? Seriously?

Posted by: RM


Trump doesn't stick his pinkies out when drinking coffee from the saucer, so he's obviously infra dig.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (BWL+E)

280 Hillary? Can you come in here and take a look in the trash compactor?

I think I dropped your reset button and I can't reach it.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (ATVNj)

281 The reisdents thought the cops were there for Weiner - the guy who wanted to be mayor

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (MS0+a)

282 Merkle actually looks like Palpatine's overweight cousin (the SW character, not purveyor of SMR propaganda). Slap a dark, hooded cloak on her.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (loJzf)

283
Btw, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Sgt. Schultz in drag?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (YqDXo)

I wonder if Felonia Von Pantsuit is dressing like Merkel or the other way around.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

284 >>>>Yeah, the Scots were cheering Sweden.

I want to see them have to cheer for FRANCE.

Errr, Scotland and France were allies for about 350 yrs. The Hundred Years War was the result of Edward III realizing that the problem with Scotland was not in fact the Scots, it was the goddamn French.

Posted by: the guy that moves pianos for a living at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (3DZIZ)

285 278 Hume's tweet is awesome. But I highly doubt its point will penetrate Kristol's thick cranium.
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (mQ0Mc)


Doesn't have to. So long as it penetrates open minds otherwise not convinced.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (VM6ev)

286 footsie back on telly
Posted by: Boulder


Go England! Pluck yew!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (XtR0g)

287 I wonder if they taught German as the main second language in Slovenian schools. Probably, as it bordrs Austria. So I image she conversed with Merkel in German.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (c+2jX)

288 Lol,, she is the european version of Hillary.
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (a0IVu)


Now that's just cruel.

True, but cruel.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

289 276 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.
Posted by: JimK at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (uAlm4)

There's also a supplement called GABA I've been taking that has a calming effect. I recommend giving that a try if you haven't already.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (NWiLs)

290 38 - huh. interesting.

" They do not yet know how she ended up in the trash compactor, or why, and they are refusing to rule out high-profile arrests

NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (yN/cP)

291 >> does Merket not own anything but pant suits?

SHe's like Hillary. Helps with the XXXXL Depends needed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (8O3HH)

292 212 Former UCLA basketball player's apparent suicide message.

https://fxn.ws/2unKvqO

That's very sad - he spoke of hearing voices, but that means he was almost certainly schizophrenic. The saddest thing is that there are some very good, recent pharmaceuticals out that are working very well at diminishing and often completely halting those symptoms.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (k1TUh)

293 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.
Posted by: JimK

or see if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (MS0+a)

294 Hillary? Can you come here? I think I dropped a bottle of vodka in the trash compactor and I can't reach it?

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (ATVNj)

295
"NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."

Rule the Clintons out then. No way they'd leave cash behind.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (BWL+E)

296 38 - huh. interesting.

" They do not yet know how she ended up in the trash compactor, or why, and they are refusing to rule out high-profile arrests

NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Not a lot of cash businesses left, hmmm

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (MS0+a)

297 >or see if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (MS0+a)


May I call you Dr. Jean?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (sjdRT)

298 293 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.
Posted by: JimK

or see if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (MS0+a)



Melania-tonin, w/ 10cc of Happy Ending...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (VM6ev)

299 I would like to give Brit Hume major kudos for his tweet but the NeverTrumpers make it so easy it would be like congratulating Mike Tyson for beating up a fifth grader.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (N4pek)

300 295


"NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."



Rule the Clintons out then. No way they'd leave cash behind.





Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM (BWL+E)

I denounce myself.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (5jVnA)

301 290
38 - huh. interesting.



" They do not yet know how she ended up in the trash compactor, or why, and they are refusing to rule out high-profile arrests



NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - they are gaslighting us 24/365 at July 11, 2018 03:05 PM (yN/cP)
We can assure you anytime the victim's valuable are still on them it's a mugging gone bad. She probably was walking in the compactor and a mugger was lurking behind some, stuff, and....yeah, do we HAVE to spell this out for you?

Posted by: DC "Seth Rich" investigators at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (37IEG)

302 " They do not yet know how she ended up in the trash compactor, or why, and they are refusing to rule out high-profile arrests

NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I think that this is like a chipper shredder; either you rashly tried to fix/clear something yourself, or you're a murder victim.

Posted by: Blue Hen at July 11, 2018 03:07 PM (tqyrn)

303 "Melania Trump's native language is Slovene. She also speaks Serbo-Croatian.[120] In a May 2017 interview with Greta van Susteren, Trump said that she speaks English, French, Italian, and German."

Bingo.

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (c+2jX)

304 " They do not yet know how she ended up in the trash compactor, or why, and they are refusing to rule out high-profile arrests
---
Maybe it's just a robbery.

Posted by: Axeman at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (vDqXW)

305 @296

Must be Seth Rich's killers cousin.


Just murderin' people cuz.

Posted by: Kreplach at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (2JcMg)

306 Who cares what Bill Kristol Klown says?

Posted by: Killerdog at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (h0xYE)

307 or see if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.
Posted by: Jean

be careful exploring little thai boys' caves

Posted by: John Podesta at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (FZYNt)

308 Insomniac, you are a bit of an anti-depressant for me, waiting out the dark things in my own life. Yea, how's that for a mind trip?

Here's your rock.
Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (p9qVR)

Paradoxical effect, like amphetamines for ADHD. Thanks for the rock! What's the occasion?
Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

Well, ya know, Charlie Brown got them for Halloween, and the way he says it always reminds me of you. I didn't want my post too treacly.

I also have a little welcome back present for you. I hope it is welcome back, for realz, and not just you teasing us.

https://tinyurl.com/y9qt5syd




Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (p9qVR)

309 >>Did you see my latest statement? If not here it is again-

TRUMP'S BASE WANTS "ANYBODY WHO'S DARKER THAN A LATTE DEPORTED."

You're fucking welcome.
Posted by: Rick Wilson
-- - - - - -


Who?


(I know, I just don't care. All of these GOP consultant anti-Trumpers are so tiresome. They have become puffed-up school yard bullies with their troll tweets as they hang out with their new BFFs on CNN and MSNBC. What's the point of you, where's the value-add if you're not doing what you claim is your expertise: getting Republicans elected?)

Posted by: Lizzy at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (W+vEI)

310 OMG; it is almost transparent. And btw, does Merket not own anything but pant suits?


Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:01 PM (a0IVu)


Not sure of Merkel's fshion choice but it sure does look like Angela is moving in to pat Melania on the left breast, given the perspective in that photo.

Not that that would be wrong, or anything.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (LISuA)

311 I think Mollie has been working out.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (xqfqx)

312 I'm turnin' my life around.

Posted by: Laquesha Jones at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (HiLJ1)

313 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.

Posted by: JimK



or see if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.



Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM

---

Make sure you ask for a happy ending.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (+Dllb)

314 Melania's dress is nice. It has a flesh colored slip built into it.

So not quite precisely diaphanous.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 03:09 PM (AHNMM)

315 The Belgian PM looks like a douche

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (MS0+a)

316 312 I'm turnin' my life around.
Posted by: Laquesha Jones


You're an aspiring rapper!

Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (c+2jX)

317 if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.

Release chakra-chakra! Very soothing!

Posted by: your masseuse, bruce at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (o2772)

318 I wonder if Felonia Von Pantsuit is dressing like Merkel or the other way around.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

Pantsuits seem to be the uniform of choice for Serious Globalist Women.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (bNb8V)

319
Seriously, a corpse found anywhere near anyone related to a Clinton should arouse instant suspicions.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (VM6ev)

320 Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:02 PM (NWiLs)

Well, ya know, Charlie Brown got them for Halloween, and the way he says it always reminds me of you. I didn't want my post too treacly.

I also have a little welcome back present for you. I hope it is welcome back, for realz, and not just you teasing us.

https://tinyurl.com/y9qt5syd




Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (p9qVR)

Never stops being funny. I'm going to ease my way back in to the HQ, I think. Hang out some here and there but no plans to return to my prior manic levels of commenting anytime soon.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (NWiLs)

321 Brit Hume is who Cap'n Bill wishes he was

Posted by: Farmer Bob at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (KkEDR)

322 Posted by: Rick Wilson



Who?


He was one of The Beach Boys, right?

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (O5Q3r)

323 yellow card on Walker. ow.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (o2772)

324 315 The Belgian PM looks like a douche
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (MS0+a)


Phlegmy Sprout!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (VM6ev)

325 Ace have you tried a "heavy blanket" for the insomnia? I definitely sleep more soundly and with few or No interruptions now. Bought the Somnos king size one that zips in half.

Posted by: QuantumofBollocks at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (NoZFj)

326 Temps are topping out around 103F here today; in the shade.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (mpXpK)

327 huh. interesting.

" They do not yet know how she ended up in the trash compactor, or why, and they are refusing to rule out high-profile arrests

NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez


Screw + ball.
Crawled in there to hide from the Volgons.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (XtR0g)

328 319


Seriously, a corpse found anywhere near anyone related to a Clinton should arouse instant suspicions.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (VM6ev)

All just coincidences! coincidences!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (37IEG)

329 303 "Melania Trump's native language is Slovene. She also speaks Serbo-Croatian.[120] In a May 2017 interview with Greta van Susteren, Trump said that she speaks English, French, Italian, and German."

Bingo.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 03:08 PM (c+2jX)


Well, Mooch speaks English and Ebonics, so there.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (YqDXo)

330
Sgt. Schultz in drag, a wedding dress:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybenz4dw

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (8O3HH)

331 Indiana Jones and That Little Blinking Clock on the Microwave

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (hLRSq)

332 Go England! Pluck yew!


Yeah, this one is easy.

Belgium-France was hard because who do you root against more?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (fuK7c)

333 Well, Mooch speaks English and Ebonics, so there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity

and her bulge speaks jive

Posted by: Rick in SK at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (FZYNt)

334 "276 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.
Posted by: JimK at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (uAlm4)"


A friend recommended that to me for an Asian trip to help with the time/sleep adjustment. Worked great.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (OD2ni)

335 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.

Posted by: JimK



or see if your local thai massage place has an insomnia special.



Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:06 PM

---

Make sure you ask for a happy ending.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman


And don't fart on her this time!!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (XtR0g)

336 In Kristol's mind, he fancies himself the inspiration for Rodin's 'The Thinker.'

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (mQ0Mc)

337 329 Well, Mooch speaks English and Ebonics, so there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:11 PM (YqDXo)


She speaks unjustified grievance, and jive.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (VM6ev)

338 Seriously, a corpse found anywhere near anyone related to a Clinton should arouse instant suspicions.
____________________________________________

Did you just use the word "arouse" in the same sentence as "corpse"?

You're one sick puppy.

I like you. Heh, heh, heh. . .

Posted by: Bill Clinton at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (ATVNj)

339 I know Pence seems like the logical successor for Trump, but at this point I'm so happy with a businessman doing in 18 months what Republicans have only talked about for 18 years that I want 8 more years of another successful businessman.

Maybe Dan Cathy from CFA.

It'd be his pleasure to con-serve us.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (8wiVj)

340 Perfidious Albion out to an early lead over Croatia

Posted by: cool breeze at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (UGKMd)

341 >>>That would reduce the NT's to a quivering mass of smashed assholes....

That sounds like a Lovecraft plot.

"The Weasel Out of Space and Time"

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (q177U)

342 Hey, Ace, pick up some Melatonin at your local vitamin source for help with that insomnia. It has worked for me. Not a drug.
Posted by: JimK at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (uAlm4)"

Does this girl Melatonin do butt stuff?

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (N4pek)

343 "Sparkle Markle has made some pretty rude comments against Trump. Yes, Melania will outshine them all in fashion, class, and intelligence.
Posted by: Cheri at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (oiNtH)"

---------

Markle is a garden variety Hollywood know-nothing and marrying a prince didn't change that. In fact I read somewhere that she means to change Harry. Once divorced and she still thinks that is a good strategy?

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (Mymqt)

344 I wonder if Felonia Von Pantsuit is dressing like Merkel or the other way around.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

Pantsuits seem to be the uniform of choice for Serious Globalist Women.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (bNb8V)


When you are built like a linebacker it is either the pantsuit or go for the flannel shirt and Carhartt pants look.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

345 Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (MS0+a)

Seriously? I wonder if they were relieved or disappointed. Also wonder if they know something more about him that would make them expect him to be arrested.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (UENOA)

346 "Posted by: Rick Wilson

Who?

He was one of The Beach Boys, right?
Posted by: tu3031"


The Rick Wilson is Egg McMuffin's puppet master and all around asshole.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (OD2ni)

347 Airplane really is an almost perfect remake of Zero Hour

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (LiyEm)

348 339 I know Pence seems like the logical successor for Trump, but at this point I'm so happy with a businessman doing in 18 months what Republicans have only talked about for 18 years that I want 8 more years of another successful businessman.

Maybe Dan Cathy from CFA.

It'd be his pleasure to con-serve us.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (8wiVj)


I am still very wary of Pence, but his quote today openly hoping for a striking down of Roe v Wade is the reddest of bloody red meat you can throw down.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (VM6ev)

349 Well, this is America. Our Constitution says that we, as Americans, have an equal right to speak our minds. So, that pseudo-intellectual douchebag fako-Republican hoser Kristol is certainly entitled to voice his empty-minded fart-mouthed opinions, no matter how fecking ignorant they may be.

Posted by: MaGoose at July 11, 2018 03:14 PM (0dmP2)

350 I wish Melatonin was as successful for me as it is for a lot of other people. Having dealt with very annoying insomnia for a long time, I'd chew my arm off for a lifetime supply of Ambien. But alas, it's very, very difficult to get. I usually take Melatonin along with Tylenol PMs, and hope for the best.

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (mQ0Mc)

351 You know what Bill needs to put him over the top of douchbaggery? A fedora.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (O5Q3r)

352 336 In Kristol's mind, he fancies himself the inspiration for Rodin's 'The Thinker.'
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:12 PM (mQ0Mc)


Only if Rodin's model were sitting on the pot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

353 Jim Jordan says CNN is contacting all his former employees and interns asking for dirt.

They aren't making headway with the wrestler abuse story so they are looking for some fresh angle, hoping to keep the smear going. Thanks to Paul Ryan and John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy is hoping for a Jim Jordan free Speakership.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (LISuA)

354 341 >>>That would reduce the NT's to a quivering mass of smashed assholes....

That sounds like a Lovecraft plot.

"The Weasel Out of Space and Time"
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (q177U)


The Lovecraft is Kap'n Kristol's bucket.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (VM6ev)

355 Insomniac, if you're still around, I posted up-thread how happy I am to see you! {{{yuge hug}}}

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

356 353 Jim Jordan says CNN is contacting all his former employees and interns asking for dirt.

They aren't making headway with the wrestler abuse story so they are looking for some fresh angle, hoping to keep the smear going. Thanks to Paul Ryan and John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy is hoping for a Jim Jordan free Speakership.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (LISuA)


I smell Rod Rosenfeces in this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (VM6ev)

357 I heard shelf building can be very relaxing.

Posted by: dananjcon at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (xqfqx)

358 I wonder if they taught German as the main second language in Slovenian schools. Probably, as it bordrs Austria. So I image she conversed with Merkel in German.


German is among the five languages Melania is alleged to speak. (I have read doubts).

It's among the most plausible. Her birth name is Melanja Knavs, which she Germanicized to Melania Knauss.

Running around being a supermodel she'd have picked up some languages. How many? I speak either two or five depending on your standards. Mostly two.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (fuK7c)

359 355 Insomniac, if you're still around, I posted up-thread how happy I am to see you! {{{yuge hug}}}
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (ptqGC)

I did! And I get another hug? Awesome! It's great to see you too, Jane!

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (NWiLs)

360 Of course. I was riffing on your point with the
"grim milestones" thing. How many times did we hear about "grim
milestones" during the Gay Mulatto's Reign of Error? Despite a lot of
casualties in Afghanistan, we never heard about them. Or about the
homeless. Or the "separation of families."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at July 11, 2018 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

=====
Sorry DJG. I should have got your reference but am upset with that huge number that works out 12/day everyday.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (pw+jk)

361 I smell Rod Rosenfeces in this.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (VM6ev)


Yep. And yet he still draws a salary. Unbelievable.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (ptqGC)

362 353
Jim Jordan says CNN is contacting all his former employees and interns asking for dirt.

They
aren't making headway with the wrestler abuse story so they are looking
for some fresh angle, hoping to keep the smear going. Thanks to Paul
Ryan and John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy is hoping for a Jim Jordan free
Speakership.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (LISuA)

Can't Mueller tie Jordan into this somehow? You know, raid his lawyer's office, raid his bedroom, raid his linen closet. It's CRIMES man! CRIMES! Anything!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM (37IEG)

363 The winner of the World Cup will receive a one-week stay in Buckingham Palace.

And the second place team will receive a two-week stay in Buckingham Palace.

Posted by: Prince Harry at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (ATVNj)

364 344 I wonder if Felonia Von Pantsuit is dressing like Merkel or the other way around.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)

Pantsuits seem to be the uniform of choice for Serious Globalist Women.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at July 11, 2018 03:10 PM (bNb8V)


When you are built like a linebacker it is either the pantsuit or go for the flannel shirt and Carhartt pants look.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

...

I think all that back brace stuff about Hillary is wrong.

The boxy shape is because she's transitioning to a server.

Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (yL25O)

365 "Woman's body found in the trash compactor at Huma's apartment building...


What did she know about hillary?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 02:47 PM (5jVnA)"

-----------

Did she look at Hillary directly? Should have used a mirrored shield when near her.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (Mymqt)

366 I can relate Ace. I sleep pretty good at night but toss and turn during the day.

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (QMG5F)

367 The NYPD should just take Weiner in for questioning - just to watch the reaction

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (MS0+a)

368 "I wonder if they taught German as the main second language in Slovenian schools. Probably, as it bordrs Austria. So I image she conversed with Merkel in German."


Does Melania speak Austrian?

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (OD2ni)

369 Oh, when I say that Knauss is the Germanicization of Knavs, I left out that Knavs was probably the Slavicazation of Knauss.

People adapt and their names adapt. I think the Knavs were ethnic Krauts trapped behind Slavic lines.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (fuK7c)

370 You'll note that Brit did not say "Pro-border enforcement."

Posted by: buzzion at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (lKs2v)

371 353 Jim Jordan says CNN is contacting all his former employees and interns asking for dirt.



They aren't making headway with the wrestler abuse story so they are
looking for some fresh angle, hoping to keep the smear going. Thanks to
Paul Ryan and John Boehner, Kevin McCarthy is hoping for a Jim Jordan
free Speakership.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:15 PM (LISuA)





I smell Rod Rosenfeces in this.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:16 PM

---

Yep, someone in the FBI is directing this stunt. At least Jordan got out in front of it by calling them out.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (+Dllb)

372 So what's the story on this trashy bitch who died in Huma Abedin's apartment building?

Posted by: Joy Behar at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (HiLJ1)

373 "(BTW, Mollie is looking very cute these days)."

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Love her new hairstyle.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (Mymqt)

374 speaking 3 to 5 languages is apparently rather common in Europe, judging by the few Europeans I know.

French English German I suppose most know? Usually at least some Spanish and/or Italian? ... not sure about the rest ...

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (bT8Z4)

375 Wow. The comments at the Melania link are....something. Alternating between MAGA/Melania love and Melania hate/jealousy.


The left always resorts to calling her a hooker or stripper, and claiming she's not intelligent and we are lying when we say she's multi-lingual.


But the comments about Merkel buying her pantsuits from the same Chairman Mao store where Hillary buys hers are hilarious.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (ptqGC)

376 Pantsuits seem to be the uniform of choice for Serious Globalist Women who do not have sex with men.

FIFY.

Posted by: shibumi at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (AHNMM)

377 Are "heavy blankets" basically thunder shirts for people?

Posted by: Brunnhilde at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (aW5/6)

378 364
I think all that back brace stuff about Hillary is wrong.

The boxy shape is because she's transitioning to a server.
Posted by: TexasDan at July 11, 2018 03:17 PM (yL25O)


"Hey, watch who you call a shape-shifter!"

- - The Shape-Shifters Union

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (VM6ev)

379 Signed Jim Jordan high school yearbooks should be fetching a pretty penny on EBay right now.

I wish I went to school with him, I'd post it with a teaser that it contained some racy stuff.

"Have a Great Summer! Jimmy J." seems pretty evocative to me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (8wiVj)

380 Does Melania speak Austrian?


---


G'Day Mate!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (XtR0g)

381 Speaking of the UK, Brit Hume's full name is Alexander Britton Hume.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (ATVNj)

382 371
Yep, someone in the FBI is directing this stunt. At least Jordan got out in front of it by calling them out.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:19 PM (+Dllb)


So, who investigates the investigators? Oh yeah, the IG, thank goodness...

/sarc

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (VM6ev)

383 Woman in trash compactor = wiped, like with a cloth

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (q177U)

384 "Hey, watch who you call a shape-shifter!"



- - The Shape-Shifters Union

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:20 PM (VM6ev)
No fear man, she can't control the weather - if she could there'd be a strait between the New York and California with an island where Illinois is.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (37IEG)

385 How the heck can Kristol be pro-Kavanaugh? He did everything in his power to prevent a conservative supreme court. If it was up to him we would have a 6-3 leftist supreme court now.

Never Trump people have the worst political strategy ever. "Yes lets make sure Trump don't win in 2016 because that would be better for conservatism, but I am still for a conservative supreme court."

This is who our "conservative thought leaders" were until 2016.

Posted by: William Eaton at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (MuTTO)

386 380 Does Melania speak Austrian?
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Posted by: Herr Count at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (ATVNj)

387 They don't call him Lord Brit Humongous for nothing.

Posted by: Mega at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (rv0Fo)

388 367 The NYPD should just take Weiner in for questioning - just to watch the reaction
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:18 PM (MS0+a)


Phrasing, please.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (VM6ev)

389 I think the wives (and even Merkel) enjoy Melania. She's pleasant and speaks enough languages that she can communicate well with them.

She can also keep her ears open for any snark directed PDT's way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (ptqGC)

390 Indiana Jones in I'm Cold and I don't Know What Time It Is


Insomniac, good to see you!! Take care and keep keeping on.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

391 You can take it up the ass, and not be gay.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (VpIIl)

392 Mueller now claims they've moved Manafort from The Pit to "VIP" accommodations at Club Fed.

Anyone believe this shit?

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1017095661970448384

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (LISuA)

393 383 Woman in trash compactor = wiped, like with a cloth
Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:21 PM (q177U)


*Scene from Goodfellas with garbage truck in slo-mo with part 2 of "Layla" playing in background*


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (VM6ev)

394 She's an eastern European's eastern European. She probably scares the shit out of all em, including Merkel.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (37IEG)

395 Fuckin' Anti-Popes! Grrr! Those guys make me so mad.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (c+2jX)


Pope Indiana Jones and the Last Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: David at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (/qEW2)

396 When does Britt Hume get encouraged to retire because he said something positive about Trump?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (AllCR)

397 You can support Viagra, and still be virile.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (VpIIl)

398 Insomniac, good to see you!! Take care and keep keeping on.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 03:22 PM (pw+jk)

You too. I will endeavor to persevere. Or endure. Or something.

Posted by: Insomniac at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (NWiLs)

399 397 You can support Viagra, and still be virile.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (VpIIl)


In Vas Soviet Deferens, Viagra support YOURS!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (VM6ev)

400 the pantsuits Hillary and Merkel keep wearing are horrid. Teresa May has some nice ones.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (a0IVu)

401 You can captain a ship, and not know how to navigate.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (VpIIl)

402 Kickball just got interesting.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (fuK7c)

403 Speaking of the UK, Brit Hume's full name is Alexander Britton Hume.

The paste eater's full name Joseph Robinette Biden. Worse than a waiter at Ruby Reds by far.

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (QMG5F)

404 Pope Indiana Jones and the Last Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: David at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (/qEW2)
_____________________________________________

I wasn't expecting that.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (ATVNj)

405 Speaking of the UK, Brit Hume's full name is Alexander Britton Hume.

--

Sounds like a mens' clothing line.

At Alexander Britton Hume, we take our suits seriously. Come on by for a professional fitting and 1/2 price sale, today only!

Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

406 401 You can captain a ship, and not know how to navigate.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (VpIIl)


"For sure, man!"

- - US Navy Dames at Sea on the bridge of the Fitzgerald

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (VM6ev)

407 Is Huber still coming?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (r9UYA)

408 You can take it up the ass, and not be gay.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey


Every April 15th!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (XtR0g)

409 Just heard that in LA 2 kids left in a car for an hour. Guess what? Children were ripped away from their parents and given to CPS.


Apparently leaving you kids in a car when it is 85F with windows down is so mush worse than sending them up through the desert (120+F). Leftism is a hell of a drug.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (pw+jk)

410 You can be pro male fellatio, and not hold it in your mouth.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (VpIIl)

411 So, the DOJ is now leaking contents of Manafort's phone calls, from Jail, in order to show he is being treated well...


I don't think they understand how this looks.

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (NgKpN)

412 407 Is Huber still coming?

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (r9UYA)


No, but we will get hubris (hopefully not Hume's bris.).

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (VM6ev)

413 "
Every April 15th!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (XtR0g)"
HEE-HAW, HEE-HAW

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (VpIIl)

414
You can be pro Yegg McMuffin and anti Ham Burgler.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (QgDuz)

415 Mueller now claims they've moved Manafort from The Pit to "VIP" accommodations at Club Fed.

Anyone believe this shit?

https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1017095661970448384





Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM

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Possible, but questionable.


As far as the solitary thing goes, they most likely assessed him as a suicide risk and put him in 24/7 monitored solitary for the mandatory minimum amount of time.


From what I have been told by multiple prison guards that initial solitary thing can last from a few days to a few weeks depending on the individual and what the initial intake doctor said.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (+Dllb)

416 411 So, the DOJ is now leaking contents of Manafort's phone calls, from Jail, in order to show he is being treated well...


I don't think they understand how this looks.
Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 03:26 PM (NgKpN)


I don't think they CARE how this looks, and that is infinitely worse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (VM6ev)

417 John Kerry has the gaul to tweet that Trump has damaged the USA with his rhetoric. Maybe Kerry can arrange to finance more of Iran's terrorist activity by putting together another billion dollar pallet of money to help the USA.

Narcissistic delusional douchebag.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (N4pek)

418 Fuck you England 1-1 lets go Croatia

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (dKiJG)

419 >>>*Scene from Goodfellas with garbage truck in slo-mo with part 2 of "Layla" playing in background*

Fast cut to lines of cocaine lined up on disconnected server.

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (q177U)

420
I wonder if Felonia Von Pantsuit is dressing like Merkel or the other way around.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)


They both got their look from Chairman Mao

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (10vO4)

421 You can be pro illegal immigration, and still believe it's a "right".

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (VpIIl)

422 LOL! This is what passed for "news" this morning on CNN:

https://tinyurl.com/yb4zkbvk

John Kelly drank water at the NATO summit!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (ptqGC)

423 >>391
You can take it up the ass, and not be gay.


Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey

See?

Posted by: Rick Wilson at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (r9UYA)

424 401
You can captain a ship, and not know how to navigate.


Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:24 PM (VpIIl)

Yeah, when you learned your trade on a Chinese junk.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (37IEG)

425 OMG; it is almost transparent. And btw, does Merket not own anything but pant suits?

Posted by: IC




You really want to see a set of cankles that would make Hillary Clintons' legs look like Olive Oyls?

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (jjaLl)

426 405 Speaking of the UK, Brit Hume's full name is Alexander Britton Hume.

--

Sounds like a mens' clothing line.

At Alexander Britton Hume, we take our suits seriously. Come on by for a professional fitting and 1/2 price sale, today only!
Posted by: Lady in Black - Death to the Man Bun at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (mQ0Mc)

Or an English Law Firm...

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (NgKpN)

427 the pantsuits Hillary and Merkel keep wearing are horrid. Teresa May has some nice ones.
=========

Teresa May isn't the Michelin Man either.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (vg8iE)

428 418 Fuck you England 1-1 lets go Croatia
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (dKiJG)


Ustachi, I stachi, we all stachi for....


(wait, that ain't right)

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (VM6ev)

429
That's nothing Cokie Roberts full name is Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (8O3HH)

430
395 Fuckin' Anti-Popes! Grrr! Those guys make me so mad.
Posted by: zombie at July 11, 2018 02:59 PM (c+2jX)

Pope Indiana Jones and the Last Spanish Inquisition.

Posted by: David at July 11, 2018 03:23 PM (/qEW2)







I didn't expect that.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (veoSD)

431 You can drag your sorry ass and children across South America and the American border, and still hate the country and call it racist.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:28 PM (VpIIl)

432
Or an English Law Firm...

Posted by: Don Q


No, that's Sue, Grabbit and Runne. The English branch of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (BWL+E)

433 Or an English Law Firm...
__________________________________________

Dilly, dilly!

Posted by: Bud W. Eiser, Esq. at July 11, 2018 03:29 PM (ATVNj)

434 French English German I suppose most know? Usually at least some Spanish and/or Italian? ... not sure about the rest ... "

Once you pick up one of the Romance languages, the rest come pretty easy. English is probably the hardest of any of the languages to learn, because we have such a huge vocabulary and all of our "rules" are more like "guidelines". You could almost say that if you threw all of the mainland European languages, maybe 70/30 favoring the northern euro languages, into a blender, American English is what would pop out.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (k1TUh)

435 You can support anti-semitism and still be anti Hitler.

Posted by: Stalin at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (N4pek)

436 428. Yeah, Hrvatski are ustachi scum, but at least they're not Limeys.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL)

437
That's nothing Cokie Roberts full name is Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


That's nothing.

Posted by: Admiral the Hon. Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (BWL+E)

438 You can eat a giant bag of dicks, and still be a dick yourself.
I tested that one myself!

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (VpIIl)

439 No! Croatia playing France? That's not entertaining! No no no no no.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (37IEG)

440 "Scene from Goodfellas with garbage truck in slo-mo with part 2 of "Layla" playing in background*


Poor Frenchie. He gave them the original tip about JFK and that was his reward. The actor was in a lot of movies in the 90's. I loved him as the hit man in Dumb & Dumber.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (OD2ni)

441 That's nothing Cokie Roberts full name is Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


Nobody needs that much name. I move she be forced to redistribute the excess to others.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (AM1GF)

442 Croatia scores. 1-1

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (q177U)

443 I can't believe I have to scour Daily Mail to find all these pics. And did you see Merkel w/ her wine? And no drinkies for Melania and Trump...does she not drink alcohol too?

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

444 The next person to say "dilly, dilly" gets kicked in the nuts.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

445 "I don't think they understand how this looks.
Posted by: Don Q
I don't think they CARE how this looks, and that is infinitely worse.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

right, and right ... or
they do care how it looks. They WANT it to look like they can destroy ANY person that does not bend the knee to their almighty power. Same with some of the rumors ... it seems "they" want us to think they murdered Seth Rich ... AND hence that they might murder anyone that defies them.

Snitches get stitches ... or worse. Plus, Kompromat is how most of government seems to be controlled .. by the shadow people. Mob Rule is nothing new. Even the FBI is afraid to expose the elite team of dirty cops.

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (bT8Z4)

446 408
You can take it up the ass, and not be gay.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey





Every April 15th!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:25 PM (XtR0g)

Why would you choose tax day to do that?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (5jVnA)

447 Billy Kristol - All this in the dirt fighting has ruined America! Politics is a intellectual pursuit where polite men rise above all by turning the other cheek and drinking expensive English Tea.

Sam Adams - Whose Tory Bitch is this?

Posted by: Billy Kristol vs. Sam Adams at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (MuTTO)

448
This thread violates all the rules of place holding.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (10vO4)

449 "You can be pro male fellatio, and not hold it in your mouth."

I rate this statement as: TRUE

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (wldC6)

450 No one cares but for the record

gall = gaul

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (N4pek)

451 443 I can't believe I have to scour Daily Mail to find all these pics. And did you see Merkel w/ her wine? And no drinkies for Melania and Trump...does she not drink alcohol too?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

Melania does not strike me as a drinker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (ycWCI)

452 The next person who says what gets kicked in the nuts?

Posted by: Bud W. Eiser, Esq. at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (ATVNj)

453 You got to admit that in that clip of Trump dressing-down NATO leaders at the breakfast meeting this morning, John Kelly looked like he wanted to crawl under the desk or just plain disappear.
I give him two weeks tops before he quits.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (y8Foj)

454 Little Macron looked so adorable talking with Trump with his mum by his side.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (r9UYA)

455 Lavender's blue, dilly dilly, lavender's green,When I am king, dilly dilly, you shall be queen:Who told you so, dilly dilly, who told you so?'Twas mine own heart, dilly dilly, that told me so.

Posted by: Bill Kristal at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (37IEG)

456 Why would you choose tax day to do that?
Posted by: flounderbot


The government chooses when they're gonna fuck me. I have no say so.

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (XtR0g)

457 I had a Croatian girlfriend in high school. Tall, smart, and beautiful. brb

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (sjdRT)

458 You can admire George Will's supple buttocks, and not be a fag.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (VpIIl)

459 Once you pick up one of the Romance languages

like Chinese!

"No moar! you bin heyah for owa!" tugs at my heart every time

Posted by: DanMan at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (QMG5F)

460 >> hat's nothing.
Posted by: Admiral the Hon. Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax, KCB, DSO, JP, DL

Come here, Reginald, I need to dictate a long message.

(look up the history of semen used as invisible ink)

Posted by: Captain Sir Mansfield George Smith-Cumming at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (8O3HH)

461 It's on.

ABC's Terry Moran mansplained to Shannon Bream that HE was outside the Supreme Court and no one threatened HIM.

Wish Ace would post that gem.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

462 John Kerry has the gaul to tweet that Trump has damaged the USA with his
rhetoric. Maybe Kerry can arrange to finance more of Iran's terrorist
activity by putting together another billion dollar pallet of money to
help the USA.


Kerry should stick to trying to sneak into somebody's luxury box at Fenway with his buddy Mike Barnicle.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (O5Q3r)

463
441 That's nothing Cokie Roberts full name is Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

Nobody needs that much name. I move she be forced to redistribute the excess to others.


that might cut into her income from the vowel offsets she sells to the SMR.

Posted by: Anachronda at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (xGZ+b)

464 You can wish Hillary would have won, and still be a Republican. Ha!

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (VpIIl)

465 Snitches get stitches ... or worse. Plus, Kompromat is how most of government seems to be controlled .. by the shadow people. Mob Rule is nothing new. Even the FBI is afraid to expose the elite team of dirty cops.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (bT8Z4)

Good point.... note, they went from 'we do not keep any phone data on US citizens'

to...

Yes, we tracked the Texas bomber by his cell phone, on a REAL TIME BASIS.

All within a couple of years.

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (NgKpN)

466 461 It's on.

ABC's Terry Moran mansplained to Shannon Bream that HE was outside the Supreme Court and no one threatened HIM.

Wish Ace would post that gem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)

Some people just beg for a throat punch.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

467 Watched a b-movie zombie movie yesterday that I never heard about. Daylight's ending. Not bad for a b-movie. Lots of shooting and the zombies keep coming which is essential in zombie movies.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (N4pek)

468 463. Vojslav Seslj nods in agreement.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

469
Kerry should stick to trying to sneak into somebody's luxury box at Fenway with his buddy Mike Barnicle.

Posted by: tu3031 at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (O5Q3r)

While pretending to be "Irish."

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (y8Foj)

470 You can stand behind Shannon Bream at a protest and.. wait, what were we talking about?

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (VpIIl)

471 The next person to say "dilly, dilly" gets kicked in the nuts.
Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (VpIIl)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT DOESN'T REFERENCE THE MEME!!!

Posted by: BEN ROSEPENISVAGINA at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (q177U)

472 I sure hope the Croatoan Kick-Ballers (AKA The Yugo-Ponces) beat the Ingrish Flaming Poofduh squad today.

And then go on to somehow outflop the Froggie Fembot team in the Final!

There was so much mewling in yesterday's match that I am surprised everyone wasn't wearing Pussy Hats and holding hands during the every 20 second "injury/diaper-change" timeouts.

Posted by: Sharkman at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (BfOXk)

473 You can support the lawless, Stasi-like actions of the Deep State and still support a republican form of government.

Posted by: Bill Kristol at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (NWiLs)

474 461 It's on.

ABC's Terry Moran mansplained to Shannon Bream that HE was outside the Supreme Court and no one threatened HIM.

Wish Ace would post that gem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)


"I was outside on Kristallnacht and no one threatened me!"

- - J. Goebbels

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (VM6ev)

475
She's an eastern European's eastern European.

But can she make hotscakes?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:36 PM (IqV8l)

476 Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 03:35 PM (ycWCI)

...uhhhh....

perhaps i'm a little slow on the uptake, but what exactly is this douchetard's point?

Of course you weren't attacked...

Because you're on the same team as the attackers, assnuts!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (BRvh1)

477 John Kerry has the gaul

It's funny because "Gaul" is a German word for "horse".

Posted by: not Ben Roethlisberger at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (+INtM)

478 Anyone know anything about the Remington RP45 .45ACP?

Buds Gun Shop has it for $310!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (wYseH)

479 Brit Hume made a stunning direct comment the other night after Kavanaugh was nominated and the Dems were screaming and wailing in the streets.

He said that because the left knows it cannot get any of it's goals legislated it MUST rely on courts and a left leaning judge to issue a fiat to get their agenda put in place. Hence the emotional caterwauling when another judge is placed that relies on the Constitution and legislative work to decide cases instead of issuing policy.

I nearly fell off the couch.

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (Ith9K)

480
You got to admit that in that clip of Trump dressing-down NATO leaders
at the breakfast meeting this morning, John Kelly looked like he wanted
to crawl under the desk or just plain disappear.

I give him two weeks tops before he quits.


Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM

---

ABC gave him two days to quit three weeks ago.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (+Dllb)

481
Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax succeeded Sir Studholme Brownrigg as Commander-in-Chief, The Nore and was succeeded by Sir Dudley Pound as First and Principal Naval Aide-de-Camp. Yes, really.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (BWL+E)

482 462 John Kerry has the gaul to tweet that Trump has damaged the USA with his
rhetoric.
______________________________________________

Please see John Kerry's testimony before the Fullbright Committee and tell me who damaged the USA.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (ATVNj)

483 You can be whiter that snow and still be an Indi...Native American!

Posted by: Elizabeth "Liz" Warren at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (O5Q3r)

484 "Jim Jordan says CNN is contacting all his former employees and interns asking for dirt."

---------

Conservatives must be as pure as the driven snow but Dems can commit manslaughter and be the Lion of the Senate.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (Mymqt)

485 Sounds like Britt Hume's bag of give-a-fucks has been emptied.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (SV/HG)

486 There is a completely unauthenticated but plausible picture of young Merkel FKK (free body culture) (nudist) (the Germans were and still sort of are big on that).

It would date from her youth as an east commie, if legitimate.

https://bit.ly/2upY0WT

I don't have to say NSFW because I already said nudist, but I'll say NSFW for the true morons out there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)

487
ABC gave him two days to quit three weeks ago.


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (+Dllb)
At some point you'd think a Marine general would appreciate a President who didn't sissy pants his way around like the last big-eared loser.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (37IEG)

488 484 Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame
Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)


So was Benedict Arnold.

Is Soros bouncing your checks?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (VM6ev)

489 a Croatian girlfriend in high school. Tall, smart, and beautiful. brb
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (sjdRT)

I am Part Irish and had relatives fight dot independence Fuck England. Even though my Grandpa was a soldier for the English and was shipped off to India.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (dKiJG)

490 wonder if Felonia Von Pantsuit is dressing like Merkel or the other way around.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:04 PM (37IEG)


They both got their look from Chairman Mao

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:27 PM (10vO4)


Dressing Kim Jong Un style!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (hLRSq)

491 You got to admit that in that clip of Trump dressing-down NATO leaders
at the breakfast meeting this morning, John Kelly looked like he wanted
to crawl under the desk or just plain disappear.

I give him two weeks tops before he quits.


Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM

---

ABC gave him two days to quit three weeks ago.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (+Dllb)

That was just his 'planning to kill everyone in the room' face.

Posted by: Don Q at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (NgKpN)

492 Gauuuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllllll!!!!!

Gauuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllll!!!!!

Posted by: Hispanic Soccer Announcer at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (ATVNj)

493 486 Sounds like Britt Hume's bag of give-a-fucks has been emptied.
Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (SV/HG)


I thought Hume was distinctly DC Beltway anti-Trump. Of late, he has been making noises that are just the opposite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)

494 "ABC's Terry Moran mansplained to Shannon Bream that HE was outside the Supreme Court and no one threatened HIM.

Wish Ace would post that gem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:34"


I really do miss Ace on Twitter. He had a real knack for calling out these smug assholes and actually getting them to try to go at it with him.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (OD2ni)

495 461 It's on.

ABC's Terry Moran mansplained to Shannon Bream that HE was outside the Supreme Court and no one threatened HIM.

Wish Ace would post that gem.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)


"I was outside on Kristallnacht and no one threatened me!"

- - J. Goebbels
Posted by: J.J. Sefton


I was at the Little Big Horn, and I still have a full head of hair!

Posted by: I must be Brave to date Elizabeth Warren at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (tqyrn)

496 OK, this might be a little weird. Kurt Schlichter now describes himself on twitter as "Bob Crane's #1 super fan". Bob Crane, the actor? The guy who spent his off-screen hours going to BDSM clubs, orgies and taking drugs? Until, finally, he was neaten to death?

That Bob Crane?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)

497 Just had two 33 round Glock mags delivered to work. You know you're in Texas when the admin girl hands you the box after shaking it and says ' couple of magazines?' .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (N4pek)

498 484. Hey, pop! You got back awful quick. Didn't take ya long to go fuck yourself, I see.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (fA1SL)

499 Alysin Camerota said (on CNN this morning) that she thought John Kelly was swilling vodka.

That's probably what she does during commercial breaks.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)

500 John Kerry has the gaul to tweet that Trump has damaged the USA with his
rhetoric.
======
Trump super power: He makes them sing the song they must not sing.

Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (Kc7SS)

501 Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)

That doesn't mean that he's not also a corrupt piece of shit.

Posted by: Bert G at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (uiwCw)

502 Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)

And how does his cock taste?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (wYseH)

503 You got to admit that in that clip of Trump dressing-down NATO leaders

at the breakfast meeting this morning, John Kelly looked like he wanted

to crawl under the desk or just plain disappear.


I give him two weeks tops before he quits.


Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM
=====
OK. I think Kelly was the guy that gave Trump the info and is very pissed off that the euros skate under our protection and then make deals with the "supposed" enemy.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (pw+jk)

504 Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)

"Freikoerperkultur" is only "Frei" because no one in their right mind would ever pay to see it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (BRvh1)

505 443 I can't believe I have to scour Daily Mail to find all these pics. And did you see Merkel w/ her wine? And no drinkies for Melania and Trump...does she not drink alcohol too?
Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:31 PM (a0IVu)

Melania does not strike me as a drinker.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (ycWCI)

I don't know this, but I would guess married to a teetotaler you would make the decision NOT to drink. Additionally, one has to think that drinking during one of these soirees is not a good idea. I think you need to be clear headed, and full judgment intact.

Even if one drinks in their personal life, I can't imagine downing a couple at one of these dinners, with foreign leaders, the press, and the responsibility of my nation riding with me.

Can you imagine having Hillary sloshed at one of these meetings, like she typically was at other meetings when she was SOS?

Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (Ith9K)

506 481
Sir Reginald Aylmer Ranfurly Plunkett-Ernle-Erle-Drax succeeded Sir Studholme Brownrigg as Commander-in-Chief, The Nore and was succeeded by Sir Dudley Pound as First and Principal Naval Aide-de-Camp. Yes, really.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM (BWL+E


Johann Gambelpudding... de von auskramen, knacker-thrasher apple-banger tickle-Danzig....

... of ULM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (VM6ev)

507 500
Alysin Camerota said (on CNN this morning) that she thought John Kelly was swilling vodka.

That's probably what she does during commercial breaks.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (ptqGC)
Swilling vodka at the breakfast meeting? Damn.

Posted by: IC, now with extra super elite at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (a0IVu)

508 Alysin Camerota said (on CNN this morning) that she thought John Kelly was swilling vodka.

That's probably what she does during commercial breaks.
===='
Most definitely.

Its all projection. Always. Forever.

Posted by: simplemind at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (mF50v)

509 498 Just had two 33 round Glock mags delivered to work. You know you're in Texas when the admin girl hands you the box after shaking it and says ' couple of magazines?' .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (N4pek)

Life as it should be lead.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (tQkRb)

510 Hmmm,could be her.Way better than Lena Dunham.

Posted by: steevy at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

511 Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM


A general who cannot stand a dressing-down?
Pray tell, what army would that be part of?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

512 "I give him two weeks tops before he quits.
Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM"
F'n Kelly is the Bomb. He's 1st MARDEV, SOUTHCOM, MEF MNF-W, Task Force Tripoli ground pounding mother f'r. He lost his son in Sangin.
Do you honestly think he hasn't seen it all or that shit with those weenies bothered him.
Spare me. He's no donkey. So to speak.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (VpIIl)

513 I thought Hume was distinctly DC Beltway anti-Trump. Of late, he has been making noises that are just the opposite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)

I think he's just too old to care about being part of the "in crowd" at this point.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (y8Foj)

514 Until, finally, he was neaten to death?

That Bob Crane?


Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (LISuA)

Then neatened him to death?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)

515 496
I was at the Little Big Horn, and I still have a full head of hair!
Posted by: I must be Brave to date Elizabeth Warren at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (tqyrn)


And it still has the crabs... salad.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (VM6ev)

516 John Kelly looked like he wanted

to crawl under the desk or just plain disappear.
_____________________________________________

Maybe because he had a schadenboner and couldn't hide it?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (ATVNj)

517 Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame
Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)

First sign of senility is constantly repeating oneself.

You may want to see a doctor.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (N4pek)

518 >Then neatened him to death?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)


Death by OCD. Bad way to go.

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (sjdRT)

519 "Sir Reginald"


Every time I see the name Reginald I think of the fat, rich spolied kid in the sailor suit from that Woody Woodpecker episode.

Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (OD2ni)

520 A general who cannot stand a dressing-down?
Pray tell, what army would that be part of?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)

Okay, maybe I'm wrong. But he looks very uncomfortable.

Posted by: JoeF. at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (y8Foj)

521 I think I am starting to get the issue, between NATO and America.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yd86ukv7

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (LISuA)

522 What a bunch of daft names these people have!

Posted by: General Sir Anthony Cecil Hogmanany Melchett at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (hLRSq)

523 487 There is a completely unauthenticated but plausible picture of young Merkel FKK (free body culture) (nudist) (the Germans were and still sort of are big on that).

It would date from her youth as an east commie, if legitimate.

https://bit.ly/2upY0WT

I don't have to say NSFW because I already said nudist, but I'll say NSFW for the true morons out there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:39 PM (fuK7c)

There's a photo out there of a hot German model posing nude, but her face has prosthetic make-up to make her look like Merkel. Disturbing to say the least

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (7HtZB)

524 Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)

So was Benedict Arnold.

Is Soros bouncing your checks?"

This is pathetic, the troll isn't even trying, he just cut and pasted his troll from yesterday. Soros ought to ask for his 50 cents back.

Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (k1TUh)

525 >>484
Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Pop

Benedict Arnold was a Major General.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA)

526 pop's mom blows ponies for nickels.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (3GUVH)

527 518 >Then neatened him to death?


Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 03:42 PM (37IEG)


Death by OCD. Bad way to go.
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (sjdRT)


My mother did that to me. Constantly.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (VM6ev)

528 Can you imagine having Hillary sloshed at one of these meetings, like she typically was at other meetings when she was SOS?
Posted by: Jen the original at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (Ith9K)

Yeah, she is the most qualified candidate ever! You really want her at the helm of a great and powerful nation.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (ycWCI)

529 508 Alysin Camerota said (on CNN this morning) that she thought John Kelly was swilling vodka.
---------------------
Marines don't swill liquor. That's what sailor's do.

Posted by: Gumby at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (2LelM)

530 John Kelly was sitting there imagining ways to kill everyone in the room (except PDT and our people).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (ptqGC)

531 498
Amen. I Encourage everyone at my office to pack heat. No 30.06 signs for us.

Posted by: Drc at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (dhqL5)

532 I thought Hume was distinctly DC Beltway anti-Trump. Of late, he has been making noises that are just the opposite.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)

Me, too. Perhaps he got tired of Trump goofing on him.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (5jVnA)

533 Every time I see the name Reginald I think of the fat, rich spolied kid in the sailor suit from that Woody Woodpecker episode.
Posted by: Benji Carver at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (OD2ni)

Fuck You

Posted by: Elton "Reginald Dwight" John at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (y8Foj)

534 I don't know this, but I would guess married to a teetotaler you would
make the decision NOT to drink. Additionally, one has to think that
drinking during one of these soirees is not a good idea. I think you
need to be clear headed, and full judgment intact.

===
Actually three or four Bloodies in the AM sharpens your skills and makes your poop easy to pass as water... but mostly poop water.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (pw+jk)

535 524. Sad, really.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:44 PM (fA1SL)

536 Benedict Arnold was a Major General.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA)

He was the very model.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (ycWCI)

537 ABC's Terry Moran mansplained to Shannon Bream that HE was outside the Supreme Court and no one threatened HIM.

Posted by: Jane D'oh
"I was outside on Kristallnacht and no one threatened me!"
- - J. Goebbels Posted by: J.J. Sefton
ha, yeah, I was going to reply to that with some sarc but that is good.

"I went to the antifa rally in antifa gear, broke some windows ... nobody bothered me. What is Coulter so afraid of?"

or

"I had a private server and took money from Russians for uranium, no one bothered me" Hillary

Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (bT8Z4)

538
Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame
Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)


Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (10vO4)

539 I thought Hume was distinctly DC Beltway anti-Trump. Of late, he has been making noises that are just the opposite.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (VM6ev)


You can think that Bill Kristol is a flaming butthole on stilts and still be anti-Trump.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader & Contributing Editor, Vanity Fair Magazine at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (gMPP/)

540 Soros groups hacked, hundreds of documents leaked:

https://tinyurl.com/hjkdyfm

Posted by: human #19833 at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (0CeRG)

541 Anyone here think Pop is Mueller?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (ptqGC)

542 I was at the Klan meeting and no one threatened me!

Posted by: Grand exalted cyclops at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (IqV8l)

543 I see the one-named commenter has arrived to defend Mueller's honor.

Okay, tell us all about Whitey Bulger and Mueller's honor. We're all ears.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Expand Your Rage with A Doofenschmirz Anger-inator from the Outrage Outlet! at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

544 I smell bad and nobody wants to spend time with me

Posted by: Poop at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (o2772)

545
I shot up a GOP softball practice and no one--

- - Dick Durbin's friend James Hodgkinson, slumping

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (VM6ev)

546 538. Cross-forces commendation is not problem. Pop will fight us at baseball grounds.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, SMR and Ancient Slavonaut Newsletters at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (fA1SL)

547 "Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (10vO4)"Honestly. The guys at battalion all just punched themselves in the face.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (VpIIl)

548 525 >>484
Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Pop

Benedict Arnold was a Major General.

Posted by: Under Fire at July 11, 2018 03:43 PM (r9UYA)

The very model

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (7HtZB)

549 Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing
---------------------
Marines view Ranger school as a do over. Nobody but the nuts wanted to go.

Posted by: Gumby at July 11, 2018 03:46 PM (2LelM)

550 538
Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame
Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)


Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (10vO4)


Rump Ranger, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (VM6ev)

551 Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame
Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)


Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic


They did! Right after he flicked off the safety on his Glock 17!

Posted by: rickb223 Super Elite at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (XtR0g)

552 The Cap'n won't be taking kindly to this fun had with his serious tweets. The screams of the 14 year old midshipmen coming from the Cap'n's stateroom will be too much to bear for the first class passengers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (xzqr4)

553 whee! Zero Hour is on TCM! The inspiration for Airplane!
Nice to see a movie where everybody smokes...

Posted by: vivi at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (11H2y)

554 Then neatened him to death?

*beaten* to death. I type like I do so many things, too fast and without edits.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (LISuA)

555 540 Soros groups hacked, hundreds of documents leaked:

https://tinyurl.com/hjkdyfm



Never mind, just noticed the date (2016)

Posted by: human #19833 at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (0CeRG)

556
Indiana Jones and the No One Bothered Me Meme

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (VM6ev)

557 >The screams of the 14 year old midshipmen coming
from the Cap'n's stateroom will be too much to bear for the first class
passengers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (xzqr4)


Screams of laughter?

Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (sjdRT)

558 "Johnny, how about some more coffee??"

Posted by: vivi at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (11H2y)

559 554 Then neatened him to death?

*beaten* to death. I type like I do so many things, too fast and without edits.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (LISuA)


It did make me chuckle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (VM6ev)

560 2018 trolls are remainder bottom-shelf quality.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (zfrbv)

561 Oh, is this the McCain Defense of Mueller. Every answer to his post military hijinx and idiocy is- "he served"?
We've run out of actual arguments to support his bullshit- have we.

Posted by: Bill Kristol's Illogical Donkey at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (VpIIl)

562 Indiana Jones and the Troll Who Couldn't Shoot Straight.

Posted by: davidt at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (SV/HG)

563 538

Bob mueller is an American war hero a USMC officer and member of the Ranger Hall of Fame

Posted by: Pop at July 11, 2018 03:38 PM (J5M3h)





Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (10vO4)





Rump Ranger, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (VM6ev)

====
He got the Brown Star with a Dirt Poker citation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (pw+jk)

564 As far as the solitary thing goes, they most likely assessed him as a suicide risk and put him in 24/7 monitored solitary for the mandatory minimum amount of time.


From what I have been told by multiple prison guards that initial solitary thing can last from a few days to a few weeks depending on the individual and what the initial intake doctor said.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

I hope Liddy sends him an autographed copy of Will.

Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (MS0+a)

565 Because Army Rangers always put Marines in their Hall of Fame if there was such a thing
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at July 11, 2018 03:45 PM (10vO4)
_______________________________________________

There is, but he was admitted under his civilian title as Director of the FBI and not under military rank. He was eligible for the RHOF by virtue of graduating Ranger School and combat service with the Marines.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (ATVNj)

566 557 >The screams of the 14 year old midshipmen coming
from the Cap'n's stateroom will be too much to bear for the first class
passengers.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (xzqr4)


Screams of laughter?
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (sjdRT)


Frank Burns with the Saturday Night Special next to the NorK PPsH -41 burp gun.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (VM6ev)

567 I had no idea there is a Army Ranger Hall of Fame.

Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (Hpenq)

568 "Marines don't swill liquor. That's what sailor's do."

Da Fuqua?


Real Sailors drink beer.

Liquor is for Oscifers.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (wldC6)

569 Anyone know anything about the Remington RP45 .45ACP?

Buds Gun Shop has it for $310!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at July 11, 2018 03:37 PM

-

That seems like a good price. I don't know much about it but I think it's made in the USA (Alabama?) and probably a good home defense or truck pistol. Big full size 45 that holds a lot of rounds and is probably easy to shoot.

Give us a review when you get yours.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (Lmwve)

570 Hmmm. I thought all of Croatia left the last game halt, blind, lame, and crippled.

Didn't think they'd recover this fast.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (fuK7c)

571
Hey Pop:

Picture this: Ruth Ginsberg having a near-fatal stroke and watching on TV from her hospital bed as Mark Levin is sworn in to take her place.

Now that there would be orgasmic, no?!!!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (VM6ev)

572 Nood

Posted by: Calm Mentor at July 11, 2018 03:50 PM (oivx6)

573 > And btw, does Merkel not own anything but pant suits?

I hope you're not saying that you want to see her in a dress like the one Melania is wearing. Not enough eye bleach in the world, dude.

Posted by: Anagram Nation at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (GXOTw)

574 Ace must be power napping.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (ptqGC)

575 had no idea there is a Army Ranger Hall of Fame.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (Hpenq)

There is and they won't let Pete Rose in either.

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (N4pek)

576 Ace,

for your insomnia problems, contact Jeff Sessions. What he did to eliminate insomnia is nothing short of a breakthrough method to crush it.

Proof? Have you been paying attention the last year and a half?

Seriously, give Jeff a call.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (UsCnO)

577 You got to admit that in that clip of Trump dressing-down NATO leaders

at the breakfast meeting this morning, John Kelly looked like he wanted

to crawl under the desk or just plain disappear.




Yea, he did. He was squirming around. It was uncharacteristic. However, maybe there was a different reason. A lot of them were squirming anyway, only a few held Donald's gaze. I give them credit.

One reason Kelly may have been squirming about Trump, if indeed he was, is Trump repeated the same thing over and over. I had a boss like that once, and when I wanted him to shut the hell up already...move on....I'd use body language. My boss knew he could beat a dead horse and belabor the point, so he took the hint. There is a point where it becomes counter-productive, to lecture.

No one is perfect, and like every Prez Trump has his weak points. For me/us, it was glorious to watch him repeat himself. From an internal standpoint, he did belabor it. Just trying to figure out why Kelly may have squirmed. I LOVE the guy and he has helped Trump tremendously.

This is me just doing 8 ball musings, so no tazing please. I could be totally wrong.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (p9qVR)

578 2018 trolls are remainder bottom-shelf quality.



Posted by: weft cut-loop at July 11, 2018 03:48 PM (zfrbv)

The Kamikaze runs in 2016 killed all their experienced ones.

Posted by: Buzzsaw at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (aVYsC)

579 567 I had no idea there is a Army Ranger Hall of Fame.
Posted by: 1st world problems yoga studio at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM (Hpenq)


I think Eddie Goodell is in it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (VM6ev)

580 Heh - It's easy to understand Bill Kristol's love of Kavanaugh:

And Brett Kavanaugh is another lousy choice; pro-Obamacare, pro-abort and pro-open borders.

Posted by J.J. Sefton at 07:25 AM


J.J. is, indeed, a very wise man!

Posted by: How About That at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (+ATxU)

581
Just had two 33 round Glock mags delivered to work. You know you're in Texas when the admin girl hands you the box after shaking it and says ' couple of magazines?' .
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM (N4pek)

Life as it should be lead.

Posted by: 80's music fan at July 11, 2018 03:41 PM (tQkRb)






In a just world, you'd be able to buy a bubble pack 2 for 1 package of Glock 17s off the hanging rack at WalMart.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at July 11, 2018 03:51 PM (veoSD)

582 Now suck on that.

Posted by: How About That at July 11, 2018 03:52 PM (+ATxU)

583
NBC reports her purse, full of cash, was found nearby, however ..."
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

I think that this is like a chipper shredder; either you rashly tried to fix/clear something yourself, or you're a murder victim.
=====
She tripped and fell head first into the chute. It was a one in million shot.

Posted by: George Costanza at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (lJz7Z)

584 You know who else was a war hero?

Posted by: Max Power at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (q177U)

585 Just had two 33 round Glock mags delivered to work.
You know you're in Texas when the admin girl hands you the box after
shaking it and says ' couple of magazines?' .


Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM

---

Where did you get them from? Both Bass Pro and Cabelas say they are on back order, at least the 9mm ones.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (+Dllb)

586 "right, and right ... or
they do care how it looks. They WANT it to look like they can destroy ANY person that does not bend the knee to their almighty power. Same with some of the rumors ... it seems "they" want us to think they murdered Seth Rich ... AND hence that they might murder anyone that defies them.

Snitches get stitches ... or worse. Plus, Kompromat is how most of government seems to be controlled .. by the shadow people. Mob Rule is nothing new. Even the FBI is afraid to expose the elite team of dirty cops.
Posted by: illiniwek at July 11, 2018 03:32 PM (bT8Z4)"

-------------

That's why the Supreme Court nominations are important as they may be the last bulwark against tyranny when Dems win back the presidency.

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:53 PM (Mymqt)

587 434 ----English is probably the hardest of any of the languages to learn .....
Posted by: Tom Servo at July 11, 2018 03:30 PM (k1TUh)
----------------------
NO. Nope.

English is the easiest Indo-Euro language to learn because it has the simplest grammar. Some pronouns are inflected but no nouns are. Verb conjugation is easy peasy. There is no grammatical gender. Many tenses and even moods are formed with auxiliary verbs rather than new endings. There is only one form (today) for "you." Etc., etc.

Now, reading and writing it are tricky since it is the least phonetic Euro-lang, but still......


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (0jtPF)

588
I hope Liddy sends him an autographed copy of Will.
Posted by: Jean at July 11, 2018 03:49 PM


Does the Deplorable Cookbook contain any recipes for rat?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at July 11, 2018 03:54 PM (IqV8l)

589 +atxu , suck on me.

Posted by: Poop at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (o2772)

590 92
Making Bill Kristol look like an asshole is TIGHT!


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at July 11, 2018 02:43 PM (jjaLl)

Tight asshole!? Reporting for duty SIR!

Posted by: Shep! at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (Zmczq)

591 "I had a Croatian girlfriend in high school. Tall, smart, and beautiful. brb
Posted by: Muad'dib at July 11, 2018 03:33 PM (sjdRT)"

-----------

Was it Katie Pavlich?

Posted by: Decaf at July 11, 2018 03:55 PM (Mymqt)

592 585
Just had two 33 round Glock mags delivered to work.

You know you're in Texas when the admin girl hands you the box after

shaking it and says ' couple of magazines?' .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM

THAT. IS. AWESOME.

Posted by: MAGA Justice League at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (Zmczq)

593 "Does the Deplorable Cookbook contain any recipes for rat? "

On any of the recipes from Paruvia, you can substitute rat for guinea pig.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (wldC6)

594
Because Supreme Court Justices press charges against Presidents?



That's not how it works. That's not how any of this is supposed to work.

Posted by: josephistan at July 11, 2018 02:49 PM (7HtZB)

We are re-writing the rules. It is now. Watch tonight at 9pm Eastern.

Posted by: Rachel Maddow and her pack of Crazies at July 11, 2018 03:58 PM (UsCnO)

595 Melania lived in Paris for a couple of years so I'd guess her French is competent.
She took German in HS so she could probably at least order a schnitzel. Likewise with Serbo-Croatian, which was required in Slovenian schools back then.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (0jtPF)

596 Rump Ranger, peut-etre.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at July 11, 2018 03:47 PM (VM6ev)
==========

I'm in that Hall of Fame!

Posted by: Shep! at July 11, 2018 04:00 PM (vg8iE)

597 592
585

Just had two 33 round Glock mags delivered to work.


You know you're in Texas when the admin girl hands you the box after


shaking it and says ' couple of magazines?' .

Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at July 11, 2018 03:40 PM

THAT. IS. AWESOME.


Posted by: MAGA Justice League at July 11, 2018 03:56 PM (Zmczq)

You are working at the right place.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 04:01 PM (UsCnO)

598 Took long enough for Mueller to get there - 2004 - for action in 1968.

Huh, how peculiar that it took 17 years after the founding of the Ranger Hall of Fame for him to be included.

What with him being 'someone' in 2004 rather than a 'nobody'. Founded in 1992.

Go figure.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at July 11, 2018 04:02 PM (37IEG)

599 441 That's nothing Cokie Roberts full name is Mary Martha Corinne Morrison Claiborne Boggs Roberts.

Are we sure there isn't a Clogginstein in there somewhere?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at July 11, 2018 04:03 PM (UsCnO)

600
We inducted Mueller in 2006 for his heroic service in Operation We Can't Find Whitey Bulger

Posted by: The Mafia Hall of Fame at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (10vO4)

601 585
Dang. Sounds like a great place to work.

Posted by: Antisocialist at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (9BwmK)

602 Pro-Obamacare, pro-abort and pro-open borders.

Kavanaugh sounds like a great choice to me!

Posted by: How About That at July 11, 2018 04:08 PM (+ATxU)

603 28
You can sip penis and not be completely gay?

Girls are gay?

Posted by: Glenn John


All the ones I asked to Prom were. Mom said so.

Posted by: Brian Stelter at July 11, 2018 04:19 PM (IeDO8)

604 Every time I hear Bill Kristol's I break into a huge smile. Does that make me mean?

Posted by: ck at July 11, 2018 04:24 PM (GXRoa)

605 Highway rest stops are a valid life style choice. Nowadays anyway.

Posted by: ro-man at July 11, 2018 04:44 PM (RuIsu)

606 More Brit Hume, less Bloated BK.

Or, if you put up B. Kristol's tweets, at least couple it with a good tweet comeback from Brit...or the like.

Otherwise, it gets so monotonous...another stupid tweet by Kristol. What a surprise.

Posted by: platypus, gumdrop gorilla channel at July 11, 2018 05:13 PM (p9qVR)

607 Media colleagues is fighting. Love it.

This comment engine still sucks.

Posted by: Kaldar at July 11, 2018 07:46 PM (WB8QO)

608 I am pro-Trump but anti-Kavanaugh. He is just too willing to rubber-stamp anything a President, or police, want to do.
A good justice, for me, is one who will overturn Wickard v. Filburn.

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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat