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OIG Report, Thread Two
Plus: Another Mueller Prosecutor Finally Removed Over Anti-Trump, "Viva La Resistance!" Texts
See below for the earlier stuff we've collectively found.
Here's some new stuff, starting with faulting McCabe and Peter Kadzik for not recusing themselves from these matters.With respect to these investigations, we agreed with theHe didn't recognize this, or he recognized it and decided to help Clinton anyway?
FBI's chief ethics official that McCabe was not at any
time required to recuse under the relevant authorities.
However, voluntary recusal is always permissible with
the approval of a supervisor or ethics official, which is
what McCabe did on November 1. Had the FBI put in
place a system for reviewing campaign donations to Dr.
McCabe, which were public under Virginia law, the
sizable donations from McAuliffe's PAC and the Virginia
Democratic Party may have triggered prior
consideration of the very appearance concerns raised in
the October 23 WSJ article. Finally, we also found that
McCabe did not fully comply with this recusal in a few
instances related to the Clinton Foundation
investigation. Former Assistant Attorney General Peter Kadzik: In Chapter Fourteen, we found that Kadzik
demonstrated poor judgment by failing to recuse
himself from Clinton-related matters under federal
ethics regulations prior to November 2, 2016. Kadzik
did not recognize the appearance of a conflict that he
created when he initiated an effort to obtain
employment for his son with the Clinton campaign while
participating in Department discussions and
communications about Clinton-related matters.
From the Daily Caller: Viva La Resistance, writes one of Mueller's Murderers Row of partisan I'm With Her Democrats:
Kadzik also created an appearance of a conflict when he
sent the Chairman of the Clinton Campaign and a
longtime friend, John Podesta, the "Heads up" email
that included the schedule for the release of former
Secretary Clinton’s emails proposed to the court in a
FOIA litigation without knowing whether the information
had yet been filed and made public. His willingness to
do so raised a reasonable question about his ability to
act impartially on Clinton-related matters in connection
with his official duties. Additionally, although Department leadership
determined that Kadzik should be recused from Clintonrelated
matters upon learning of his "Heads up" email
to Podesta, we found that Kadzik failed to strictly
adhere to this recusal. Lastly, because the government
information in the "Heads up" email had in fact been
released publically, we did not find that Kadzik released
non-public information or misused his official position.
An FBI attorney who worked on the special counsel’s Russia investigation until earlier this year sent anti-Trump text messages to a colleague, including one exclaiming: "Viva le Resistance." The attorney's comments are revealed in a Justice Department inspector general’s report released on Thursday. The lawyer is not identified, but he worked on the Hillary Clinton email investigation and was the FBI’s lead attorney on the investigation into Russian election interference. He was assigned to special counsel Robert Mueller's investigation soon after it began in May 2017 and left in late February of this year after some of his private messages were shared with the special counsel. "I am numb," the attorney wrote on Nov. 9, 2016, the day after President Trump's election. "I am so stressed about what I could have done differently," the lawyer continued, apparently referring to the FBI’s handling of the Clinton email probe. The attorney's messages show that the was distressed at the FBI's decision in October 2016 to re-open the investigation into Clinton’s emails. Democrats have claimed that decision hurt Clinton at the polls. The FBI lawyer also suggested that he would work to resist the Trump administration. "Is it making you rethink your commitment to the Trump administration"” one FBI lawyer wrote on Nov. 22, 2016. "Hell no. Viva le resistance," the future Mueller attorney responded.
The IG found that Obama was "one of the 13 individuals with whom Clinton had direct contact using her clintonemail[.]com account." Now we know why Clinton was never going to be charged with anything related to her secret e-mail scheme. https://t.co/4ERsrp4iga pic.twitter.com/O2EtX8KDis
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 14, 2018
This chart of FBI leaks to media put together by the inspector general is something else (pg. 563). Amazing that none of them has been charged. The FBI will spy on Congress and its staff, but can't manage to investigate itself. https://t.co/4ERsrp4iga pic.twitter.com/erUGD1eft6
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 14, 2018
Andrew McCabe repeatedly involved himself in the Clinton Foundation investigation even after he was forced to recuse himself from it. The IG also found that the FBI refused to inform Congress of McCabe's eventual recusal. https://t.co/4ERsrp4iga pic.twitter.com/sKtfFQnd8f
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 14, 2018
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:22 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: Heart at June 14, 2018 03:23 PM (LIhNq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2018 03:23 PM (fuK7c)
quick, check where DJTjr and ivanka and that other blonde who was a judge on the Apprentice...where are they?
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 03:23 PM (FOPyv)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: Claude Hopper at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (XT6Vl)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (U+bBk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (rBnYq)
Also you're welcome for the new thread since that's apparently my
superpower now. Some people get flight, some people get invisibility,
some get telekinesis. I get "50-50 chance of summoning new threads just
by posting."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (VgKNm)
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TA-DAH!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:25 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:25 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Octopussy at June 14, 2018 03:25 PM (2l7vb)
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2018 03:25 PM (y8Foj)
Posted by: Peter Kadzik at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (U+bBk)
It can't be disappointing if it was more or less predictable.
The only thing positive is that everyone knows it's a whitewash. Especially the voters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (TvRUZ)
Import it into Word then Cut and Paste back here.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
Here is a list of all the things that were done that any reasonable person would recognize as illegal, unethical and total proof of bias.
But we cannot conclude there was anything done that was illegal, unethical or done with bias.
Posted by: Tommy V at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (2waO2)
Their intentions were fine; circumstances only made it look bad.
*eyeroll*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (wvKQF)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:25 PM (jjaLl)
One must... do things... for Pixy. Horrible, horrible things.
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (OLCnA)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (U+bBk)
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (vV5Hi)
daily caller
I'm sure we all knew this.
incest
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (fceHP)
she eventually kicks in a Las Vegas hotel room door to collect her
bobbleheads. In the interim, Trump's the Prez and she isn't.
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just about sums it up.
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (a0IVu)
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This isn't the only IG report that will come out but yeah this one seems to be a shit sandwich. We see lots of political bias, but what we wanted to see was this political bias being the catalyst for blatantly illegal actions and hence having the need for criminal referrals. Instead it's just a "concern" for a lack of professional conduct.
Big fucking deal.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
Tried that.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (jjaLl)
Import it into Word then Cut and Paste back here.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
You still might have to change things like smart quotes, ellipses and other weird punctuation marks and formatting even from a Word doc.
Don't ask how I know this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: PixxyHamster at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (ptqGC)
Sarah Sanders defends the Trump Foundation: "The foundation raised $18 million and gave nearly $19 million to charity while having virtually zero in expenses."
As it happens, that's basically the exact defense offered by supporters of the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (fceHP)
They always hope you don't see the slight of hand.
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (7ZVPa)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (7HtZB)
Oh Lord....like that time in that Alabama jail...... *shudder*
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
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No, that's a typo. Should be "handjobs"
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (BUfNy)
Wait what, FBI getting free handjobs from journalists?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (8O3HH)
"Vive le resistance"
or
"Viva la resistance" ("Viva la revolucion" is more common)
Or you're just a stupid ass soiboi who blew your way through all your final exams.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (BRvh1)
They always hope you don't see the slight of hand.
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (vDqXW)
THIS... is a very cromulent "pernt" as we say in old Flatbush.
And yet, recuse 'n snooze.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (VM6ev)
The 2 pm CDT ABC Radio news actually led with how the FBI done f'ed up. (Not that exact phrase, but it was surprisingly harsh and didn't follow with any "buts").
New content for a new post:
The pre-release Setting Of The Narrative has failed to properly congeal. Yet.
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (953wK)
Basically, your posts should be 1986-compliant.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (fuK7c)
So where does this leave us normals?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (Y9uH4)
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2018 03:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (ptqGC)
Rush Limbaugh stated it best on his show today. This IG report is a:
__SOFT COVER UP___
period
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (Z2PYk)
Mike Lindell is sending a note to his ad agency...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: mpfs, The road to Hell is paved with Hillary's pant suits at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (79p/O)
daily caller
I'm sure we all knew this.
incest
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (fceHP)
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FIFY
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Ali Watkins
How *you* doin? Would you like to come see my ficus?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (8O3HH)
Time to make sure we go to the ballot box and elect fighters, rather than well dressed "prosecutor" types.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (vDqXW)
If you are wearing pants, they should be Girbaud.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
Tried that.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (jjaLl)
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Remove and replace punctuation in Word just to be sure. Then copy and paste. If that doesn't work, comment about something else. :^)
Posted by: Undocumented at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (5NMZN)
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Pasting into notepad and copying/pasting back into the HQ usually works, but there might be some hangups even then. Super fancy curly quotation marks and commas will get you, as will the double hyphen punctuation that I can't remember the name of right now but that acts sort of like a parenthesis.
I bet there's a website that strips all of that stuff out and puts the dumbest characters back in, but I've never looked for it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Weasel at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (MVjcR)
Fight on.
And PDT is no bush. He will fight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (m8J9w)
Import it into Word then Cut and Paste back here.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
Actually, I just flip the bird to pixy before hitting post.
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (hLRSq)
As it happens, that's basically the exact defense offered by supporters of the Clinton Foundation.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (fceHP)
Except in one case the Foundation gave more money than it took in...
In the Clinton's case... the Foundations money was used to pay high salaries to its friends, and never really gave much money away at all.
Posted by: Don Q at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Did I mention the call I got today from the White House Office of Personnel?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (auetc)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (BUfNy)
Try notepad if word doesn't work.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (72PAC)
Put the Page-Strozk and damning "FBI Attorney 1"
(and other unnamed FBI employees messaging) in context with Comey's
communications with the IC community starting on report page 346 (pdf
page 375).
The quote from the USIC (US Intelligence Community) dated
Oct. 6, 2016, which all but names Trump and the Republican Party, and
Comey's response (report page 347 pdf page 376) gives a good read on
where things were heading.
Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: torabora at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (Y274z)
If you are wearing pants, they should be Girbaud.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (BUfNy)
With Generra Hyper-Color t shirt.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (FWsqf)
Considering that video of the intrepid G-man FBI agent who accidentally shot the guy while he was doing a back flip dance move, it's obvious the FBI can't even handle their own dicks right. They need free handjobs.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (auetc)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (oVJmc)
J.J., it took me a second or two to get your My Pillow joke. But it got a good chuckle when it sank in.
Now I'm worried that Rush might only be a shameless shill for Hannity's sponsors.
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (BRvh1)
BrianKarem just screaming out his philosophy of open borders at the press briefing
lunatic
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (pw+jk)
Gowdy says he's "angered, alarmed and disappointed."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
What's Gowdy going to do.....crickets.
What a disappointment.
Posted by: mpfs, The road to Hell is paved with Hillary's pant suits at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (79p/O)
million and gave nearly $19 million to charity while having virtually
zero in expenses."
As it happens, that's basically the exact defense offered by supporters of the Clinton Foundation.
Except in the Clinton case, they lied. Less than 10% of expenditures were for charities, if my recollection is correct, and all the remainder was for Clinton Foundation "programs". programs like "Chelsea Apartment Program" and the "Elect Hillary President Program".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (VgKNm)
Did I mention the call I got today from the White House Office of Personnel?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
Did you tell them you know how to use a flamethrower?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (7UW64)
Run your text through this:
https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
Put your copied text in the top box, hit "convert" and copy the bottom box., then paste here. That should make it work here.
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (r9UYA)
Fight on.
And PDT is no bush. He will fight
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (m8J9w
You know, I bet there are a lot of people now reading through this report and listing people and facts and coming up with fireable offenses. Might even come up with a few that our going to be sent along for criminal and civil legal treatment.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Proudly Sponsors The Last Voyage of the Sea Cuck! at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (hLRSq)
Everything else, as bad as some of it is, is secondary.
This report - incredibly, to me - looks at that facts and concludes that the central issue involved nothing even warranting a recommendation.
The IG report is at pains (appropriately) not to engage in cheap second guessing of discretionary calls. But I cannot understand how they simply accept that the failure to prosecute such an obvious and brazen crime wave could be a reasonable outcome of any serious or unbiased investigation.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (QDnY+)
To crickets.
I still have the script, if anybody is interested. (Tampermonkey is a client-side javascript that allows you to add functions to the page.)
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
If you were standing there, I'd tune in every day w/ popcorn.
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (a0IVu)
No Court was ever going to stick its own neck out and bust down the FBI without some external prompting. And only Massive Public Outrage was going to fuel that. So what did this report just do ?
First - chilled that Outrage by putting almost two years between the events and the report. Second - turned any remaining Outrage into Confusion.
You can see it already, here. Jail ? Hell no. Now - we may get some people Fired.
But the FBI ain't going nowhere. And that means this shit is all going to happen again.
Chin up - We may not have Law - but we got plenty of Order.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (FWsqf)
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BINGO X1000
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (pw+jk)
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No, and someone else mentioned it sounded like a leak trap: put out the rumor that you might leave to certain people you suspect, and see if it gets leaked to the press.
Expect a few firings shortly.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (a0IVu)
Did I mention the call I got today from the White House Office of Personnel?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
If you call Acosta a momzer I will buy you all the Reubens you want for a month.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
Well, it is only the hillary email investigation investigation, but
1. I would have expected it to at least point out the bias of Comey, especially the deciding way early to not prosecute even before the hillary interview
2. and I expect the other investigations to follow this pattern of "do a better job next time".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (OLCnA)
will this get Flynn off?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (auetc)
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I'm not dating him, I'm fucking him.
Posted by: Shep! at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (vg8iE)
BrianKarem just screaming out his philosophy of open borders at the press briefing
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It's clear the guy never learned to use a comb or an iron. And he didn't have a southern mama to slap him across his rude, disrespectful face.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (ptqGC)
If you call Acosta a momzer I will buy you all the Reubens you want for a month.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
I was going to call him a farbissiner ongeblozziner.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)
I think that's a bit more 1990.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (WDCYi)
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Pasting into notepad and copying/pasting back into the HQ usually works, but there might be some hangups even then. Super fancy curly quotation marks and commas will get you, as will the double hyphen punctuation that I can't remember the name of right now but that acts sort of like a parenthesis.
I bet there's a website that strips all of that stuff out and puts the dumbest characters back in, but I've never looked for it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:30 PM (VgKNm)
This might work.
www.nousphere.net/cleanspecial.php
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (vzLRM)
Posted by: Ever at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (QPeHQ)
1. There are 2 sets of rules in this country.2. What Hillary was up to, including the private server, the tarmac meeting, all of that, was as bad or worse than we could dream up.
3. There is a Deep State and it is set full throttle on bringing this country down.4. The election of DJT was a miracle.5. Jeff Sessions is a Deep State rat and should be fired immediately, along with Mueller's entire team, Rod Rosenstein, Chris Wray and no less than 80% of the DOJ and FBI.
Posted by: Eli Cash at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (a+WIL)
This investigation is more of a whitewash than the entire population of Iceland swept away in a Tsunami.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (/H5Dl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
I hope they hire you (if you're not already there).
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (Z48ZB)
Uh huh. Tampermonkey?
Posted by: Super Suspicious Internet Police at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (Pqytn)
Okay, what do you see that we don't? Not snarking; I'm genuinely interested in your detailed analysis.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)
I think that's a bit more 1990.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (WDCYi)
OK. Umbros!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Ever at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (QPeHQ)
I am sure their attornies are looking into that as we speak
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (m8J9w)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
Did they offer to match what Shelvie is paying you?
If not....you would be a fool to take it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
If you call Acosta a momzer I will buy you all the Reubens you want for a month.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
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What I wouldn't give for JJ to be the press sec. The first thing the press corps would have to do would be to go out and buy a Yiddish-English dictionary.
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: RM at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (qM84C)
Nobody in DOJ or FBI did anything wrong on purpose, however they may have:
1.) Made poor choices (who are we to say.)
2.) Were too afraid of Clintons to investigate fully.
Posted by: Mark Hudson at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (+3bHL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Il Barrelo at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (rhdgT)
Is this report online somewhere ?
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (pHfeF)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (VM6ev)
Heavens! Watch your language!
Couldn't you just call him a stupid CVNT?
Posted by: tcn in AK at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (7UW64)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (U+bBk)
It can't be disappointing if it was more or less predictable.
The only thing positive is that everyone knows it's a whitewash. Especially the voters.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:26 PM (VM6ev)
In order to get to the point where everyone knows it's a whitewash, we all have to assume the following;
The government isn't of the people, or for the people.
The official version of something is most likely bullshit.
There is a set of laws for us, and one for them.
That the above isn't just cynicism, but reality.
----
What country is this?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
The IG report is at pains (appropriately) not to engage in cheap second guessing of discretionary calls. But I cannot understand how they simply accept that the failure to prosecute such an obvious and brazen crime wave could be a reasonable outcome of any serious or unbiased investigation.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (QDnY+)
rhomboid - listen to me. You're killing here me.
The Goal of the Exercise is to Protect the FBI.
Not prevent this from happening again - because that would require removing power from the FBI. Not punish those involved - because then they might squeal, and divulge things resulting in removing power from the FBI.
The purpose of the report is to protect the FBI.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:31 PM (VM6ev)
If you call Acosta a momzer I will buy you all the Reubens you want for a month.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (RD7QR)
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What I wouldn't give for JJ to be the press sec. The first thing the press corps would have to do would be to go out and buy a Yiddish-English dictionary.
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (rhdgT)
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No disrespect to JJ, but I'd rather a tag team of Ted Nugent and Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Jackal at June 14, 2018 03:38 PM (Gey7X)
What country is this?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
One where a Golden Scalp Weasel Tweets out words that stick.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:38 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:38 PM (Z2PYk)
"Oh well! Shit happens!"
AYFKM????
Even better, they find evidence 'foreign actors' accessed that classified and are completely unconcerned. Papadopolus mumbles about dirt on Hillary and its a full on CI investigation; they go whistling past a real and discovered intel op on the SecState.
Holy shit. Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth. Bounce the rubble as needed.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (O9qtX)
Because I enwillowed myself.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (O9qtX)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 03:36 PM (fA1SL)
So if the guy in front of me takes two accordions, can I have his extra sack of doorknobs?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (BRvh1)
Posted by: mpfs, The road to Hell is paved with Hillary's pant suits at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (79p/O)
Gowdy says he's "angered, alarmed and disappointed."
Posted by: Jane D'oh
What's Gowdy going to do.....crickets.
What a disappointment.
Posted by: mpfs, The road to Hell is paved with Hillary's pant suits
Gowdy bravely says 'STOP IT' or he'll say 'STOP IT' again. So so brave! Speak truth to power Trey.
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (zvkCY)
Ask yourself a question: What was the worst possible outcome regarding the IG report that could have occurred? THAT THE CLINTON E-MAIL INVESTIGATION WAS CONDUCTED IN AN EXEMPLARY MANNER IN DUE ACCORDANCE WITH FBI AND DOJ NORMS AND PROCEDURES. Does the IG Report say that? No!!! I argue that this IG report accomplished exactly what we want it to accomplish #8211; to provide President Trump with cover to order Sessions, Rosenstein and Wray to perform a proper, norm-following investigation of the Clinton e-mail scandal. What can they argue? That a norm-following investigation has already been performed? Ha Ha!!!
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (WDCYi)
331 DAMNATION, WHO PUT MY TOP SECRET RECIPE FOR MY "FAMOUS" OLD FASHIONED IN THE REPORT?
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary!
1 part alcoholic beverage
drink as served
repeat until elected president
Posted by: Hillary's Top Secret Old Fashioned Recipe at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (LpV0I)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Il Barrelo
I was going to fess up, even though it happened under a sock.
The, um, graffiti has changed in here since the last time.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (ZGrMX)
Nobody in DOJ or FBI did anything wrong on purpose, however they may have:
1.) Made poor choices (who are we to say.)
2.) Were too afraid of Clintons to investigate fully.
Posted by: Mark Hudson at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (+3bHL)
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In the words of every Clinton investigation ever:
Mistakes were made.
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But Trump did NOT make a mistake in asking Comey to let Flynn go!!
Trump did NOT make a mistake in asking for loyalty!!! That's TREASON!!!
Even though the knock against him is that he was a novice and would screw EVERYTHING up by not knowing...oh...what a confidential marking looks like...there were NOT mistakes but CALCULATED DAGGERS AT THE HEART OF OUR DEMOCRATOCRACY!!
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (fA1SL)
No disrespect to JJ, but I'd rather a tag team of Ted Nugent and Dennis Miller.
Posted by: Jackal at June 14, 2018 03:38 PM (Gey7X)
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I love a rough tag team!
Posted by: G at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (5NMZN)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Jackal at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (Gey7X)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
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A fundamentally transformed one but we now know that BJ Clenis did a lot of the transforming and Obama just cleaned up and enhanced the transformation.
A republic if you can keep it. We have lost it.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
Cut and paste it into Notepad (if you're on a PC machine) to render it into plain text; and then cut and paste the plain text into the comment pane.
You'll still have to remove all "smart punctuation" like 'genuine', bent quotation marks and apostrophes, and en -- and em --- dashes or it won't post or give you black diamonds instead. Commas and periods are okay though; they don't have to be retyped.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (Evws/)
The only thing positive is that everyone knows it's a whitewash. Especially the voters. [/b
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Only a small portion of political junkies. Trust me.
Mr. & Mrs. Voter doesn't give a shit about inside baseball. Right now it's summer vacations, kids camp, vacation bible school, ect.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 03:40 PM (vzLRM)
https://tinyurl.com/ybotgj6a
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
oh man
go to Actual page 399 to read the anti-Trump quotes
(it's p 428 in my pdf)
oh man
the hate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (auetc)
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (HgMAr)
Yeah. I'll cheat.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (vzLRM)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at June 14, 2018 03:27 PM (OLCnA)
Makes me think they have a different definition of bias than I do.
Posted by: LASue at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (Z48ZB)
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:25 PM (jjaLl)
++++++
SSBN, it is almost always caused non-"standard" punctuation. As someone mentioned above, pretend you're living a couple of decades ago and stick to basic characters if you can. Finding the offending item can be tough, but the red screen of death will help. Look at the final line. For example:
UnicodeEncodeError: 'latin-1' codec can't encode character u'\u2018' in position 0: ordinal not in range(256)
This tells you which character is acting up. In this case, it is unicode character 2018. You can then look up that code somewhere like https://tinyurl.com/ydzyn8aa, which has most of the common unicode characters you find in general use. In this case, it is a "left single quotation mark" and so almost certainly is a single-quote or an apostrophe.
You can also do a "find on page" in your browser and paste in the character from the link above, and jump right to it since browser in-page searches are usually character compliant.
Pixy is less than illuminating, but the error message *will* tell you what's wrong and it's pretty easy to find the offender if you have a place to look up the rune that corresponds to the code that the error message vomits out.
I hope this helps!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (SN4NF)
The official version of something is most likely bullshit.
There is a set of laws for us, and one for them.
That the above isn't just cynicism, but reality.
----
What country is this?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
This is the country where all four of those things are true.
Say it with me, on three:
(1... 2...) "This is how you get Trump"
Awesome.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (BRvh1)
Hah! That is my shortest embarreling ever!
The soap's over there by the ... ok, that's not soap.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: IC
_________
I don't know his politics, but I'd like to see Gilbert Gottfried as White House press secretary.
Posted by: Furious George at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (9vQJW)
https://tinyurl.com/ybotgj6a
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Pro tip - when you can go on TV and accuse the President of being exactly like the Nazi party, then he's not exactly like the Nazi party.
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
--The 500 pages haven't been fully digested yet
--There are already scraps of "news" and info that have been pointed out that have led to questions being asked. This can lead to other things being found out.
---Now that the report is out in the open, people are going to be talking and someone will say something that will open up another avenue of inquiry
--The report has lit a fire under Republicans.
_--Trump --who has seen the un-redacted document hasn't weighed in yet. When he does, more people will find out about what is in the report....
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (y8Foj)
Oopsy. That was a good comment that went bad, my friend.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (hLRSq)
The government isn't of the people, or for the people.
The official version of something is most likely bullshit.
There is a set of laws for us, and one for them.
That the above isn't just cynicism, but reality.
----
What country is this?
Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 14, 2018 03:37 PM (z79tQ)
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You got me.
Posted by: Yakov Smirnov at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (vDqXW)
And a used yoga leotard, so sweaty.....
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Reporting from The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (jjaLl)
I copied and pasted the comment from another source. I'll assume your comment above wasn't directed at me, but at the original author.
Posted by: Octopussy at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (2l7vb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (ptqGC)
To crickets.
I still have the script, if anybody is interested. (Tampermonkey is a
client-side javascript that allows you to add functions to the page.)
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (vDqXW)
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Didn't see that, but I'd give it a shot simply because I like tinkering with (but not creating) that stuff.
Also:
This might work.
www.nousphere.net/cleanspecial.php
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:34 PM (7HtZB)
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Thanks!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
This.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)
Ocean Pacific.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (WDCYi)
Kaepa, Sambas, striped rugby shirts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Furious George at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (9vQJW)
Especially if he used his real voice every once in a while.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
Especially when Trump hasn't even begun to build the camps...
Posted by: JoeF. at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (y8Foj)
March 3, 2016, Page: "God trump is a loathsome human."
March 3, 2016, Strzok: "Omg [Trump's] an idiot.
March 3, 2016, Page: "He's awful."
March 3, 2016, Strzok: "God Hillary should win 100,000,000-0."
read them all
nothing to see here.
oh my, I wish Ace could post these two pages
Comey cringed regarding Lynch Clinton meeting, knowing politics
5 agents very anti-Trump, pro-Hillary
No political bias?
Read them all.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (fceHP)
"Oh well! Shit happens!"
AYFKM????
Even better, they find evidence 'foreign actors' accessed that classified and are completely unconcerned. Papadopolus mumbles about dirt on Hillary and its a full on CI investigation; they go whistling past a real and discovered intel op on the SecState.
Holy shit. Burn it down. Scatter the stones. Salt the earth. Bounce the rubble as needed.
Posted by: AZ Hi Desert
Now do you see why I'm so pissed off??
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (vzLRM)
I stole this from a comment from the CTH... I like the perspective, hope he's right... and posted using Bluebells suggestion...
Ask
yourself a question: What was the worst possible outcome regarding the
IG report that could have occurred? THAT THE CLINTON E-MAIL
INVESTIGATION WAS CONDUCTED IN AN EXEMPLARY MANNER IN DUE ACCORDANCE
WITH FBI AND DOJ NORMS AND PROCEDURES. Does the IG Report say that?
No!!! I argue that this IG report accomplished exactly what we want it
to accomplish #8211; to provide President Trump with cover to order
Sessions, Rosenstein and Wray to perform a proper, norm-following
investigation of the Clinton e-mail scandal. What can they argue? That a
norm-following investigation has already been performed? Ha Ha!!!
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (H/7NQ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)
Bugle Boy.
L.A. Gear.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:35 PM (VM6ev)
Ocean Pacific.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (WDCYi)
Kaepa, Sambas, striped rugby shirts.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:43 PM (VM6ev)
Z Cavs FTW
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (7HtZB)
administration to the Nazis and North Korea, and later the hags on The
View did exactly the same. According to those harpies, under PDT we are
human rights violators exactly like the Nazis and NORKS.
Except that there aren't people in those countries willing to make a living screeching about the leaders in those countries because they get summarily killed. Yet, these fatbags know they're perfectly safe.
Sure it's exactly like that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (WDCYi)
I stand by my astonishment.*
*note - my astonishment has been in heavy, heavy use for many years now, but only those with ill will would suggest I recalibrate the Astonishment Meter to accommodate current realities. In response, I will do an investigation and perhaps recommend this step.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (VgKNm)
Trump got a friggin spy in his campaign and Hillary gets a "Heads Up"
Nope see just little rules being broken, no crimes. EXCEPT they always screwed Trump when they broke the rules and kissed Hillary's pee soaked taint.
WTF?
The IG report could find no documentation of bias.........That is the bias. It's fucking right in front of you you wrote it into your report!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (auetc)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (ZEVdo)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (EyPfd)
this IG report is only the start and it will bew whatever PDT makes of
it and you bet your ass he will make use of it to blast the swamp,
fbi,justice, and mueller.
=====
PDT will go to regular state fairs this summer and have a blast -- and BHO's minions will be organizing away with their 'resistance' and 'matters'. I really think some of the feral kids rioting in previous years gave PDT a huuuuge boost. I expect more of the same this summer.
Posted by: mustbequantum at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
Cut and paste it into Notepad (if you're on a PC machine) to render it into plain text; and then cut and paste the plain text into the comment pane.
You'll still have to remove all "smart punctuation" like 'genuine', bent quotation marks and apostrophes, and en -- and em --- dashes or it won't post or give you black diamonds instead. Commas and periods are okay though; they don't have to be retyped.
Posted by: andycanuck
????
Don't you guys know about the Magic Page?
Go here:
https://www.charset.org/html-special-characters
Presto! All unacceptable text instantly rendered acceptable to Pixy. This Magic Page is what makes life as AoS possible and tolerable.
Everyone: Bookmark it. Do it.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 03:46 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:42 PM (7HtZB)
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Yeah, but the difference is that Hitler wasn't under official investigation for the first 2 years, so Trump has to keep his Hitler in chec....
Wait!
Posted by: Libs with delayed lightbulb at June 14, 2018 03:46 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Eli Cash at June 14, 2018 03:46 PM (a+WIL)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:46 PM (BUfNy)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at June 14, 2018 03:46 PM (pw+jk)
"Wenn man den Wolf nennt kommt er gerennt" is sort of like mention the devil and he'll show up.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:39 PM (jjaLl)
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i disagree.
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2018 03:44 PM (H/7NQ)
Dude.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (7HtZB)
Yes. And you have to stand on your head.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
How do you guys copy and paste from other sources without Pixy giving you the red-text screen of death???
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (jjaLl)
Cut
and paste it into Notepad (if you're on a PC machine) to render it into
plain text; and then cut and paste the plain text into the comment
pane.
You'll still have to remove all "smart punctuation" like
'genuine', bent quotation marks and apostrophes, and en -- and em ---
dashes or it won't post or will give you black diamonds instead. Commas and
periods are okay though; they don't have to be retyped.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (Evws/)
Trump got a friggin spy in his campaign and Hillary gets a "Heads Up"
Nope see just little rules being broken, no crimes. EXCEPT they always screwed Trump when they broke the rules and kissed Hillary's pee soaked taint.
WTF?
The IG report could find no documentation of bias.........That is the bias. It's fucking right in front of you you wrote it into your report!!!
Right there.
Posted by: Mark Hudson at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (+3bHL)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (YsNvC)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (pHfeF)
I mean really - why did any of you think The FBI and The DOJ would put together a report that did any kind of damage to ... you know ... The FBI and The DoJ ?
I'm quite sincere. What kind of lives do you lead - what is your day-to-day existence like ... such that you would think People who work at Company X would undergo a task and issue a report that actually does any kind of serious damage to Company X ?
And for cryin' out loud ... why would you think Federal Law Enforcement would ever do such a thing ?
I'm not trolling when I ask these things. I never am. I honestly do not understand that mentality. To the point where I'm almost ... dumbfounded.
I assume its my White Trash Trailer Park upbringing that makes me see things so different from so many of you. Enlighten me. Please.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Reporting from The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (jjaLl)
Love Laura, but I'm not sure these liberal jerks would not eventually grind her down also.
Maybe she could blast them with contemptuous logic. Then finish with something like, "By the way, is that your real hair?" or "Say, just thought I would mention, you have beautiful tooth."
Posted by: RM at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (2CQCl)
"JJ, I *want* more Yiddish epithets on that wall, I *need* more Yiddish epithets on that wall!"
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (QDnY+)
Don't worry redc1c4. I've been there. And so has SSBN 656.
(Eventually I just stopped trying to use fonts and resorted to ALL CAPS and underscores.)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (Z2PYk)
Mueller to rid us of Trump. I don't think that's how that works.
Is that cocksucker still around?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at June 14, 2018 03:45 PM (ZEVdo)
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tell me more!
Posted by: Ali Watkin at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (H/7NQ)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (pHfeF)
Need a copy of Word Perfect and a 286 running DOS 6.
Works almost every time.
Posted by: Roland THTG at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (xBSm0)
what am I thinking, of course he is male. by Grabthar's Hammer, what a faggit.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (YsNvC)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (953wK)
And the word at CNN is PDT will "seize" upon the IG report and do "a victory lap."
Smell the fear!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Cuz the swamp ain't gonna get drained until twenty twenty-nine
But while I am here in the White House putting in my time
The things I am doing suit me me real fine
And that assistant AM ain't worth a dime
Posted by: Donny Ca$h at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (OTlKw)
I mean really - why did any of you think The FBI and The DOJ would
put together a report that did any kind of damage to ... you know ...
The FBI and The DoJ ?
I'm quite sincere. What kind of lives do you lead - what is your
day-to-day existence like ... such that you would think People who work
at Company X would undergo a task and issue a report that actually does
any kind of serious damage to Company X ?
And for cryin' out loud ... why would you think Federal Law Enforcement would ever do such a thing ?
I'm not trolling when I ask these things. I never am. I honestly
do not understand that mentality. To the point where I'm almost ...
dumbfounded.
I assume its my White Trash Trailer Park upbringing that makes me
see things so different from so many of you. Enlighten me. Please.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (fiGNd)
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Shut up! We're making barrel jokes!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (VgKNm)
To crickets.
I still have the script, if anybody is interested. (Tampermonkey is a
client-side javascript that allows you to add functions to the page.)
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 03:33 PM (vDqXW)
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Also:
This might work.
www.nousphere.net/cleanspecial.php
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Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (c+2jX)
Evan McMuffin said on Twitter that this report clears the way for
Mueller to rid us of Trump. I don't think that's how that works.
Is that cocksucker still around?
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (O5Q3r)
Huh? What? the other way around surely..what is wrong w/ that nitwit?
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (a0IVu)
Don't worry redc1c4. I've been there. And so has SSBN 656.
(Eventually I just stopped trying to use fonts and resorted to ALL CAPS and underscores.)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (Z2PYk)
So you're Ben Roethlisberger?
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (7HtZB)
I saw Pagination : Widow Orphan open for the Mothers of Invention
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (10vO4)
Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (TA9CI)
July 21, 2016, Strzok: "Trump is a disaster. I have no idea how destabilizing his Presidency would be."
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (fceHP)
Aw, bless his heart.
Again, who is this guy?
Posted by: Puddleglum at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (zvkCY)
that makes me see things so different from so many of you. Enlighten
me. Please.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (fiGNd)
Sure, you had a trailer? I knew it. Elitist.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 03:48 PM (a0IVu)
I sense that a lot of people are reading through the report for him and providing him with lists of names, dates, what was said or done, and why that is a firing offense.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Brings You Inspector General and his Electric Accordion Band! at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Management at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (vDqXW)
of expenditures were for charities, if my recollection is correct, and
all the remainder was for Clinton Foundation "programs". programs like
"Chelsea Apartment Program" and the "Elect Hillary President Program".
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:32 PM (rBnYq)
Another important distinction: The Clinton Foundation was created after the Clinton's left the White House. the Trump Foundation existed before he entered the race.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (rBnYq)
Voodoo.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (vzLRM)
That was great but I didn't understand the 18" Stonehenge monolith.
Posted by: andycanuck at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (Evws/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (VgKNm)
Be kind. She's a good Barrel.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (fiGNd)
September 26, 2016, Page: Page sent an article to Strzok entitled, "Why Donald Trump Should Not Be President," stating,"Did you read this? It's scathing. And I'm scared."
October 19, 2016, Strzok: "I am riled up. Trump is a fucking idiot, is unable to provide a coherent answer."
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Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (c+2jX)
Just don't use it the way I used it.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Reporting from The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (jjaLl)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (pHfeF)
BOOKMARK IT!!!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (c+2jX)
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My new homepage. Because I'll forget the bookmark.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (rhdgT)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (Z2PYk)
BOOKMARK IT!!!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:49 PM (c+2jX)
Yoko amirite?
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (2CQCl)
As we are learning, if you're smart, you don't.
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: SoonmyAss at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (AzZAE)
Fucking Nostradamus!!
Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (2DZ7/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (oVJmc)
The facts as stated in the report are damning. I wasn't expecting criminal referrals in the report; I do expect the report and the supporting documents to be referred to US Attorneys for further investigation on those matters that require scrutiny.
Items: Comey-USIC discussion for a joint statement regarding the Russian matters, which we now know is based on an unverified document funded by the Clinton campaign. A detailed accounting of classified documents found on the Abedin-Weiner laptop. The "We'll stop it" Strozk comment. Several e-comments between FBI investigators that calls their professionalism into question.
This report essentially justifies a top-down Congressional investigation and review of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. It is now available to the public and provides the White House with proof positive of a long-standing rank-and-file animus towards Republican voters and the Trump administration. I pity the FBI employees who simply want to do their jobs in a professional manner. Anything less than an expression of total fealty would be the end of their career path.
Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (Pqytn)
I just copy and paste what I want to post, then go through and re-do ALL the punctuation right here in the little comments box.
Posted by: IrishEi at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (2CQCl)
The second one had a Tip-Out Room. And a Porch.
That's right ... my folks thought a trailer was so nice ... they bought one twice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (fiGNd)
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:53 PM (VNS1l)
This was the (partial) introduction of the players and their positions on the field.
The game, I think (okay, I hope) is playing out in Huber's Federal DA offices in Utah.
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 03:53 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:53 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 03:54 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Reporting from The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (jjaLl)
Sage advice for anything recommended by a Moron.
*nods sadly*
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 03:54 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You are not a Certified Registered Cannibal and must cease and desist from infringing on our patents, trademarks, terms of art, and impramaturs.
Posted by: Certified Registered Bureau of Registering Certified Cannibals at June 14, 2018 03:54 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2018 03:54 PM (lwiT4)
"Sure the FBI did all this crap but they've been told they were a bad boy and had to sit in the corner for 5 minutes, and they're gonna start behaving now."
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llamabutcher at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (UAaKU)
the next IG report will be the one with damning information that results in people going to jail.
really.
trust me on this, it's all part of the plan.
/
Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (H/7NQ)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (YsNvC)
Posted by: Grad School Fool at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (swEzU)
Probably worth watching.
I've been yelling for months that his ship is ablaze, and he's been silent. Guess we'll see if he's improved his situational awareness.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Clinton Administration Common Refrain at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (vDqXW)
I appreciate your faith in our institutions. But at some point it starts to sound a little credulous.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (rBnYq)
Just don't use it the way I used it.......
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Reporting from The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:51 PM (jjaLl)
Sage advice for anything recommended by a Moron.
*nods sadly*
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 03:54 PM (953wK)
Goes double for the barrel. Terrible things have been done in/to the barrel. Unspeakable even.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (jxbfJ)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (wGbBR)
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (rhdgT)
Seems like that would be pullitzer level reporting if somebody really, truly bothered to look into it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (VgKNm)
I'm quite sincere. What kind of lives do you lead - what is your day-to-day existence like ... such that you would think People who work at Company X would undergo a task and issue a report that actually does any kind of serious damage to Company X ?
And for cryin' out loud ... why would you think Federal Law Enforcement would ever do such a thing ?
I'm not trolling when I ask these things. I never am. I honestly do not understand that mentality. To the point where I'm almost ... dumbfounded.
I assume its my White Trash Trailer Park upbringing that makes me see things so different from so many of you. Enlighten me. Please.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:47 PM (fiGNd)
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*points to nic*
Also, newsletter, now.
Please?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 03:57 PM (Jvty4)
Sure, you had a trailer? I knew it. Elitist.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:50 PM (2CQCl)
The second one had a Tip-Out Room. And a Porch.
That's right ... my folks thought a trailer was so nice ... they bought one twice.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (fiGNd)
Fuckin Scogg. You're a gem man. Don't ever go anywhere. btw. i lived in a trailer as my first rental in Albuquerque in the 70's. When i fled New Yawk. Culture shock. Both NM and the Tpark. Loved it.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:57 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 03:57 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 03:57 PM (YsNvC)
Reminds me of the scene in Man With Two Brains where Steve Martin asked for a sign whether he should stay away Kathleen Turner. The lights start flickering, the paintings on the walls start spinning, the fireplace lights up and the entire house starts shaking. When everything finally stops , Steve Martin says to himself. ' okay , great , no sign '
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 14, 2018 03:57 PM (/H5Dl)
Posted by: The Barrel at June 14, 2018 03:58 PM (SN4NF)
Probably worth watching.
I've been yelling for months that his ship is ablaze, and he's been silent. Guess we'll see if he's improved his situational awareness.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (QDnY+)
Blah blah blah "we take the Inspector General's recommendations extremely seriously, and so will immediately implement his recommendations" blah blah blah.
There. Saved you some time tonight.
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 03:58 PM (953wK)
Fucking Nostradamus!!
Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 14, 2018 03:52 PM (2DZ7/)
Oh, dear Mr. Strzok. Trump's presidency would be more stabilizing than you could ever dream of, if only we could round up all the traitors and apparatchiks like you, weld you up inside a sea-tainer, ship you up to the middle of the Bering Sea, and throw you all overboard, container and all.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 14, 2018 03:58 PM (BRvh1)
Must have been another FBI....
Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (czkHE)
the next IG report will be the one with damning information that results in people going to jail.
really.
trust me on this, it's all part of the plan.
/Posted by: redc1c4 at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (H/7NQ)
..........
and it will be out in mid-March
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (wGbBR)
No, that would rip the fabric of spacetime. Might not be a good idea.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (YsNvC)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (mPeei)
Posted by: Clinton Administration Common Refrain/i]
Let's not get into a blame-game of who leaked national secrets and classified documents to the entire Internet or who purposely looked the other way in order to prop up her failing candidacy or who instead fabricated a fake scandal in order the damage her opponent or who used the power of the federal government to illegally influence an election. This is no the time for finger-pointing. Cant we all just learn to get along?
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (SN4NF)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (c+2jX)
Sure, you had a trailer? I knew it. Elitist.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob
You are not a Certified Registered Cannibal and must cease and
desist from infringing on our patents, trademarks, terms of art, and
impramaturs.
Posted by: Certified Registered Bureau of Registering Certified Cannibals at June 14, 2018 03:54 PM (fuK7c)
lol. this place will be requiring pants any day now. Buncha 1%'ers.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (2CQCl)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (O5Q3r)
This IG report is the disappointment we all said it would be.
Can we now all admit that the fix is in, and that Sessions and Rosenstein need to go?
There is nothing happening behind the scenes. It's a coverup.
I'm beyond infuriated
The Deep State won today.
The only one who can right this wrong is @realDonaldTrump.
He should immediately appoint a second Special Counsel. If you still believe in Sessions and Huber you're either not paying attention, or have no idea how any of this works.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ppaKI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (rBnYq)
The alternatives are messy. Some of them, extremely, extremely messy.
Now, I like a good mess as much as the next Moron, but see, my wife, she's kind of a neat freak, so . . .
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (YsNvC)
The Great Old Ones are in the barrel? That's...unsurprising, actually.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (RD7QR)
1. Mistakes were made.
2. Mistakes were made.
3. Mistakes were made.
4. Mistakes were made.
...
Posted by: Hillary I. Clinton at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Kerry at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (rocRO)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (10vO4)
So they all took bribes.
They all used non-secure private servers and email accounts.
They all hated Trump.
And they are all involved in the cover up.
Lovely
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (fceHP)
What Obama lied? I thought he first learn of the email server in the newspaper.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (Bdeb0)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ppaKI)
Well said, my impression as well
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (M+Lyo)
FBI Director Wray presser at 5:30EDT.
Probably worth watching.
I've been yelling for months that his ship is ablaze, and he's been
silent. Guess we'll see if he's improved his situational awareness.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 03:55 PM (QDnY+)
Blah blah blah "we take the Inspector General's recommendations
extremely seriously, and so will immediately implement his
recommendations" blah blah blah.
There. Saved you some time tonight.
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 03:58 PM (953wK)
And now May I present to you Hillary Clinton for further comments on the situation and don't forget to kiss her taint on the way out.
Posted by: Director Wray at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (10vO4)
++++++++
AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. Thanks for that. Made my day right there. I read it in her voice with her crazy eyes.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (I2dne)
On Page Xii of the IG report the Department of Justice Office of Inspector General (DOJ-OIG) highlights numerous FBI officials who accepted bribes from multiple media outlets including: "tickets to sporting events", "golf outings", "drinks and meals" as well as exclusive invitations and admission to "nonpublic social events".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ppaKI)
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Just think of Comey's speech vindicating Hillary Clinton.
It's how you think in FBI.
Posted by: Hillary I. Clinton at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 03:59 PM (c+2jX)
You were going to be fine. If you look and notice that your name was not italicized. It's because you had an attempt to close the tag in your post. Pixy seems really wierd on that, but it seems like if you have an attempted tag close like you did with the /i] then, while your entire comment will still be italicized it will not carry on beyond yours into others.
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (lKs2v)
I hope they like the new rules.
Posted by: Texian ette at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (gou4q)
Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (2DZ7/)
Posted by: Director Wray at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (ymnmz)
IT'S A TRAP!
Posted by: Huma Ackbar at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (72PAC)
Want another ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
What is that? An orgy held at someones residence?
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (a0IVu)
What Obama lied? I thought he first learn of the email server in the newspaper.
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (Bdeb0)
This entire shit-show has one purpose:
Exonerate Hilary so as to protect Obama from prosecution.
Period. Full stop.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (VM6ev)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z26BvHOD_sg
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (r9UYA)
I'm having a hard time reconciling the claim in this report that there
was no evidence of political bias while at the same time lists example
after example of actions where the only plausible motive is political
bias.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ppaKI)
It's known in the business as "The Taint Conundrum"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)
On Page Xii of the IG report the Department of Justice Office of Inspector General (DOJ-OIG) highlights numerous FBI officials who accepted bribes from multiple media outlets including: "tickets to sporting events", "golf outings", "drinks and meals" as well as exclusive invitations and admission to "nonpublic social events".
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (r+sAi)
Well, technically, deep throat is a nonpublic social event, amirite?
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (RD7QR)
_________
Damn right it's amazing. Do you realize how many different people I had to blow?
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (9vQJW)
The Paolo. He knows just how to console her.
Posted by: Paolo at June 14, 2018 04:03 PM (VNS1l)
Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (2DZ7/)
I C . . .
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (953wK)
Posted by: choomboy@hillaryclintonsillegalserver.com at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (vDqXW)
No one said that SMOD would be painless...
Or that the roaches will suddenly enjoy the sunlight and not scurry back into the shadows.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (Jvty4)
..........
He can restore my faith in the FBI with... seppuku.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (Bdeb0)
I'd love to know what that pseudonym was. "Prissypants", maybe?
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (MX7xj)
I do feel sorry for Strzok's wife for having to see it all ouy there
that her husband was banging a chick that looks like Joey Ramone in
drag.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (OD2ni)
Wahhhhhhh. I don't.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:05 PM (ymnmz)
..........
He can restore my faith in the FBI with... seppuku.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)
Okay.
THAT I would watch.
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 04:06 PM (953wK)
They all used non-secure private servers and email accounts.
They all hated Trump.
And they are all involved in the cover up.
Lovely
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (fceHP)
There no evidence of those things / AHHGGGGGG
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 14, 2018 04:06 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 04:06 PM (Jvty4)
Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (LiyEm)
So they all took bribes.
They all used non-secure private servers and email accounts.
They all hated Trump.
And they are all involved in the cover up.
Lovely
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (fceHP)
There no evidence of those things / AHHGGGGGG
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:06 PM (M+Lyo)
And I had to blow them all.
Sheesh.
Posted by: Ali Watkins at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (ymnmz)
As per redc1c4:
All of us need to demand a:
_PROPER, NORM-FOLLOWING INVESTIGATION_ into H Clinton's repeated and gross abuse of top secret information.
Why? Because the IG report plainly INSISTS that no such investigation was conducted.
Like redc1c4 said: What's the objection? That such a proper investigation has already been done?
The IG Report insists otherwise!
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (Z2PYk)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 14, 2018 04:06 PM (RuIsu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lt-udg9zQSE
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (pHfeF)
Yeah. Didn't think so. We'll see though. Time to put up, or shut up, Jeff.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (qWg0i)
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 14, 2018 04:02 PM (OD2ni)
AT LEAST I HAVE LIPS
Posted by: Strzok's wife at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (HgMAr)
sure...pittsburgh's burning.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (FOPyv)
Posted by: bluebell at June 14, 2018 03:56 PM (rhdgT)
Thanks!
You know, I didn't download the result, I just copied it from the website and pasted. Think that made the difference?
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) Reporting from The Barrel at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (jjaLl)
I'm totally goshed
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (iOL28)
Are you fucking serious ? What a shithead, he was probably at the wedding.
He is one lyin sack of shit, over and over
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (M+Lyo)
It says (and documents) lots of bias - BUT concludes the *investigative decisions/judgement calls* made in the process were *not* influenced by this bias, but were reasonable (if incorrect) options from the list of possible options.
I guess my point is slightly separate. How can a situation with massive, undeniable, serious felonies sitting there be "investigated" (with or without bias) - and no prosecutions result?
Still have to read more of the report, but at several key points the IG provides a circular out for the FBI by saying they skipped standard approaches because they didn't think there was any chance of finding prosecutable crimes. WTF?
As AZ Hi Desert noted above, classified info was feloniously transferred outside its very narrowly defined proper environment (systematically, for years, by the f***ing SecState and her staff) - but nobody broke any laws? WTF? How could the "team" reasonably conclude there was no promising course to pursue when the criminal predicate was as yuuuuge and rock-solid as one could ever find in such a situation?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (QDnY+)
Yeah. Didn't think so. We'll see though. Time to put up, or shut up, Jeff.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (qWg0i)
.........
The only thing he's impaling is his My Pillow.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (HgMAr)
Not really. What they hated was that Hillary wasn't being immaculated. They would've gone after any opponent...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (pHfeF)
Plenty of things have been written in stone.
Posted by: Ozymandias at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (z79tQ)
Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM (2DZ7/)
Yeah. Didn't think so. We'll see though. Time to put up, or shut up, Jeff.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at June 14, 2018 04:08 PM (qWg0i)
Ask JackStraw. Oh, wait a moment....
In all seriousness, I hope he's okay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM (VM6ev)
But Trump and America survived ... and we're ALL pissed.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: blaster at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (Z5y53)
Posted by: Mega at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (Ngpkr)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ppaKI)
Well said, my impression as well
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (M+Lyo)
This is identical to how Comey listed Hillary's crimes one after the other, then said, but it's okay, she's cool.
Jedi Mind Trick
Because voters are stupid or something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 04:07 PM (pHfeF)
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We know that as well as we know that the FIB did not *spy* on the Trump campaign.
Because they'll regurgitate it to us in an instant.
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Trigglypuff at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (vtcmf)
Not really. What they hated was that Hillary wasn't being immaculated. They would've gone after any opponent...
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (7LY+6)
THIS.
Trump Derangement Syndrome = Reagan Derangement Syndrome = Bush Derangement Syndrome = Nixon Derangement Syndrome, etc, etc. etc.
People of the Left really are mind-numbed robotic droogs.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (VM6ev)
The Appearance of Conflict and Actual Fucking Conflict are not the same thing.
Posted by: garrett at June 14, 2018 03:24 PM (BUfNy)
True! The appearance of doing two women without their knowing about each other is not the same as actually doing it. But in either case, if they find out about it, well...good luck with that.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (e1mEI)
In all seriousness, I hope he's okay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
He was here last(?) thread?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (vzLRM)
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 14, 2018 04:00 PM (ppaKI)
Well said, my impression as well
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:01 PM (M+Lyo)
This is identical to how Comey listed Hillary's crimes one after the other, then said, but it's okay, she's cool.
Jedi Mind Trick
Because voters are stupid or something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (fceHP)
These are not the crimes you are looking for
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (M+Lyo)
But Trump and America survived ... and we're ALL pissed.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM (bT8Z4)
And that means a response is necessary.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (fA1SL)
Good point. Now that Obama is a private citizen, he is - in fact - subject to criminal prosecution.
By the way, nice post this morning. (As usual.)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (Z2PYk)
Still have to read more of the report, but at several key points the IG
provides a circular out for the FBI by saying they skipped standard
approaches because they didn't think there was any chance of finding
prosecutable crimes. WTF?
=================
"Prosecutable" being the operative word. In 2016, Janet Lynch was the AG. And every one in the FBI quoted in the IG report expected Hillary to win. So, why bother with an investigation if by doing so you put your career and pension in jeopardy?
Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (pHfeF)
so, in summation, it appears that they were all covered in shit but we don't believe that they intentionally covered themselves with shit.
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 14, 2018 04:11 PM (KxbBq)
We have found no documentation that suggest the shit actually stank
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (10vO4)
That's why you do them together. So they'll know about each from the get-go.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (KxbBq)
In all seriousness, I hope he's okay.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
He was here last(?) thread?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:12 PM (vzLRM)
Really? I'm glad. He's actually a good egg but even he has to see what's going on by now, especially with all of this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)
The spin in the report, from everything I've seen in it so far, is to give FBI/DOJ personal every benefit of every doubt possibly offered.
Even so, the milquetoast conclusions made by OIG are damning.
Where the FBI was not incompetent, they were in fact biased (although OIG says that they can't *prove* bias with the docs and testimony they collected).
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM (r+sAi)
but there is no evidence the bribes were taken to be bribed, duh - OIG
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (iOL28)
Bushies were joining in with Hillary ... and Jeb! would have lost graciously.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (bT8Z4)
Palzi and Schumer to speak soon. Should be good.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR
Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (fA1SL)
Ugh. I am ashamed to say this but if those two were on fire and I had a bucket of water, I'd really hesitate.
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (F4u7C)
Really? I'm glad. He's actually a good egg but even he has to see what's going on by now, especially with all of this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)
The guy that thinks we had a major victory against the IRS because Lois Lerner retired? Yeah I'm sure his eyes are wide open.
Posted by: buzzion at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (lKs2v)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (WDCYi)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (M+Lyo)
Duh, I take bribes for diversity in my day yo, not to be bribed.
Posted by: Apparently Every FBI Agent at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (72PAC)
Citizen Cake, you have it slightly wrong, but you're on the main infuriating aspect of the report.
It says (and documents) lots of bias - BUT concludes the
*investigative decisions/judgement calls* made in the process were *not*
influenced by this bias, but were reasonable (if incorrect) options
from the list of possible options.
I guess my point is slightly separate. How can a situation with
massive, undeniable, serious felonies sitting there be "investigated"
(with or without bias) - and no prosecutions result?
Still have to read more of the report, but at several key points the
IG provides a circular out for the FBI by saying they skipped standard
approaches because they didn't think there was any chance of finding
prosecutable crimes. WTF?
As AZ Hi Desert noted above, classified info was feloniously
transferred outside its very narrowly defined proper environment
(systematically, for years, by the f***ing SecState and her staff) - but
nobody broke any laws? WTF? How could the "team" reasonably conclude
there was no promising course to pursue when the criminal predicate was
as yuuuuge and rock-solid as one could ever find in such a situation?
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 04:09 PM (QDnY+)
Yep, we had to do absolutely everything in such a way as to look like a totally biased shit show. But pay no attention to the shit show.
By the way it's neat how they glide over the shit show and say, without a shred of proof, that the shit show did not affect the findings of the DOJ and FBI.
Ummm can you maybe put some words on paper that support how you got there? Cause that's a pretty fucking cool Jedi Mind Fuck right there. Not even Luke would try that, he'd at least have some bullshit paperwork or phonied purchase requisition or something. But spies for Trump and a nice kiss on the taint for The Bollard Queen. MMMMM Salty. You likey Strozk?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at June 14, 2018 04:10 PM
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You need to use that word to make criminal charges. Five unnamed FBI agents are being referred for further investigation based on this IG report.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (8O3HH)
I admire your fearless sense of propriety.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 04:14 PM (a0IVu)
Alas, you've discovered the only incident where I would take the time to piss on those two.
Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (F4u7C)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)
Nope, already moving goalposts again.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (WDCYi)
Disagree, I laugh almost every time.
I also like Michelle Fields, so ymmv.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)
Nope, already moving goalposts again.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (UBzPO)
He's still a good egg, unlike say Moo-Moo and the trolls.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:17 PM (VM6ev)
The Ali Watkins sock is going to get old and unfunny even faster than the Michelle Fields one did.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (WDCYi)
THATS FUNNY BECAUSE JOKES GET OLD!!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 14, 2018 04:17 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Yes he is.
As I said earlier, I pray that I'm wrong and Jackstraw has been right all along.
Because if I've been right all along...
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:17 PM (vzLRM)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (M+Lyo)
"This Report Says I Was Wrong. But That's Good for the F.B.I."
*spit*
(Remove space before "comey"
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/06/14/opinion/ comey-clinton-inspector-general.html
Posted by: IrishEi at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (HiDrR)
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (iOL28)
391
The Ali Watkins sock is going to get old and unfunny even faster than the Michelle Fields one did.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (WDCYi)
THATS FUNNY BECAUSE JOKES GET OLD!!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 14, 2018 04:17 PM (UBzPO)
Well played
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (ymnmz)
"Comey stated that he didn't know Huma was married to Weiner ?
Are you fucking serious ?
Posted by: Somewhere"
Not really. He said he didn't know that he knew they were married. Huge difference that is totally believable.
Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (MxEKc)
Way to go, Jim!
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)
You would be wrong unfortunately.
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (/H5Dl)
Really? I'm glad. He's actually a good egg but even he has to see what's going on by now, especially with all of this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
He owes me a box of Cohibas
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:19 PM (r9UYA)
>>In all seriousness, I hope he's okay.
I'm fine thanks. Not sure what you thought was going to happen to day but this is pretty much exactly what I was expecting.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 04:19 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Ever at June 14, 2018 04:19 PM (QPeHQ)
good luck with that
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:19 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:19 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (oiNtH)
Allahpundit and other Party propagandists are now bellowing that Strzok should be fired.
So, how does the Party stand to benefit from Strzok's firing? Cui bono? Who's ass gets covered if he's shitcanned?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
There is honor among pervs, your Stoned Grace.
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (8O3HH)
- A wood chipper
- A helicopter
Do not explain their presence. Just put them out there for effect.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)
13:44:42, to FBI Employee 1: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
13:44:52, to FBI Employee 2: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
14:01:52, to FBI Employee 3: "As I have initiated the destruction of the republic. Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this afternoon?"
15:28:50, to FBI Employee 4: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction"
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (Bdeb0)
The Ali Watkins sock is going to get old and unfunny even faster than the Michelle Fields one did.
Posted by: Hikaru at June 14, 2018 04:15 PM (WDCYi)
THATS FUNNY BECAUSE JOKES GET OLD!!!!
Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at June 14, 2018 04:17 PM (UBzPO)
Sandra Fluke anyone ? BUELLLER ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at June 14, 2018 03:28 PM (RD7QR)
Oh, no! Mueller hasn't been to Russia yet. Should be a minimum of 6 months there. He's going with Jake Clapper who promised to show him around the Kremlin, see all the secret torture chambers, meet all the cool spooks.....
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (9BLnV)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (fceHP)
This morning my co-worker from India was talking about hiring a handyman. She repeatedly and apparently innocently referred to the work she wanted the handyman to do as "hand jobs".
I wasn't going to be the one to tell her.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2018 04:21 PM (9qZ3S)
"Comey stated that he didn't know Huma was married to Weiner ?
Are you fucking serious ?
Posted by: Somewhere"
Not really. He said he didn't know that he knew they were married. Huge difference that is totally believable.
Posted by: Ripley
I'm not sure that I believe that I believed that I knew that Comey didn't know that he knew that they were in a sham marriage.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (c+2jX)
He'd better damn well find that not prosecuting Espionage Act violations (and lets get Federal Records Act in there as well) was obstruction of justice - though given the IG's findings, there seems little hope for that.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (7LY+6)
Posted by: tu3031 at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (O5Q3r)
- A wood chipper
- A helicopter
Do not explain their presence. Just put them out there for effect.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (c+2jX)
A pillory and a gallows would come close to completing the collection.
Posted by: filbert at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (8O3HH)
You are the most honorable of pervs, Pear.
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Rev Jim Comey at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (/7Vgr)
They are always the best people.
Reminds me of Lord Wendover's spiel in Barry Lyndon
Posted by: REDACTED at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (iOL28)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6o7lvd
It pays to actually read the report instead of jumping to conclusions.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
Allahpundit and other Party propagandists are now bellowing that Strzok should be fired.
So, how does the Party stand to benefit from Strzok's firing? Cui bono? Who's ass gets covered if he's shitcanned?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM
---
If he is fired he can no longer be compelled to testify before any Congressional hearings. He would only be subject to criminal proceedings if he was no longer a Federal employee.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (/H5Dl)
Foreign actors' accessed Hillary Clinton emails, documents show"
BAFTA winners?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (7LY+6)
AC---- TOARRRRRS
Thespians if you will.
Creators of mirth and merriment.
You make it all sound so tawdry.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Sponge at June 14, 2018 04:16 PM (F4u7C)
Hopefully, you will wait until they're dead before you do. No sense in wasting a good fire.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (9BLnV)
This morning my co-worker from India was talking about hiring a handyman. She repeatedly and apparently innocently referred to the work she wanted the handyman to do as "hand jobs".
I wasn't going to be the one to tell her.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2018 04:21 PM (9qZ3S)
Oh man, I could not have stopped my self from telling her " you can probably do the hand jobs yourself"
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (M+Lyo)
And I don't know that I know whether or not Comey is a lamp-stand.
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (vDqXW)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
............
I like Michelle, but she refuses my advice on prosthetics.
Posted by: Inspector Krogh at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
What happens if he quits, since he won't be a federal employee any longer?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (vzLRM)
For the long term good of the nation, I am issuing a pardon to former President Barack Obama regarding any illegal handling of classified material he may have inadvertently been exposed to due to Hillary Clinton's gross negligence with her private email server.
Posted by: President Trump at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (LpV0I)
Gotta admit, this surprises me. So when on Tuesday you cryptically said "Thursday will be a good birthday" for Trump, you were thinking nice sunny day? Cake and two scoops? Sterling economic news?
Then, when you said it, I thought you were referring darkly to an impactful IG report. But obviously not, because that didn't happen.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (rBnYq)
The Ali Watkins sock is going to get old and unfunny even faster than the Michelle Fields one did.
Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 14, 2018 04:22 PM (OD2ni)
lol
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (ymnmz)
FBI analysts and Prosecutor 2 told us that former President Barack Obama was one of the
13 individuals with whom Clinton had direct contact using her clintonemail.com account. Obama, like
other high level government officials, used a pseudonym for his username on his official government
email account. The analysts told us that they questioned whether Obama's email address (combined
with salutations that revealed that the emails were being exchanged with Obama) or other information
contained in the emails were classified and, thus, sent the emails to relevant USIC agencies for
classification review. However, they stated that the USIC agencies determined that none of the emails
contained classified information.
We knew this.
filth cover up
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (fceHP)
Thespians if you will.
Creators of mirth and merriment.
You make it all sound so tawdry.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM (ymnmz)
---
I suspect Jean Reno. I don't know....
Posted by: Axeman at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (vDqXW)
duh
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:20 PM (fceHP)
"Foreign actors, like Helen Mirren?
- - Hic Hillary
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Hillary at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (/7Vgr)
Posted by: LGoPs at June 14, 2018 04:25 PM (FWsqf)
Posted by: Ripley at June 14, 2018 04:18 PM (MxEKc)
Bill Clinton officiated at their wedding.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Lancelot Link
And the Republic gets a handy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (vzLRM)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (fceHP)
Posted by: Shep at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (/7Vgr)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)
-----
Gratzi. Ya know, your not too bad, for a Haggistani
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (AzW6q)
exactly what happened to McCabe before he was eventually put under
criminal referral.
Except in this case the recommendations refer explicitly to violations of FBI rules and not to violations of law.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (rBnYq)
Still say McCabe will be the sole significant fall guy that will be
indicted. He will demand his day in court and will be found not guilty
by a jury of his DC peers.
Posted by: Lancelot Link
And the Republic gets a handy.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:26 PM (vzLRM)
Meanwhile, the Republic gets it right up the ..........
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (jxbfJ)
Important note. Read, but don’t focus on, the “executive summary” or “conclusions”; those two sections were written by political administrators in FBI and DOJ leadership. Focus on the substance of the documented facts within the IG report. You’ll note the specific facts don’t support the “summary/conclusion”.
I'm reverting to my standard default of "We'll see". I suspect there's more under the surface than we're seeing, though I'm still not sure I hold with JackStraw's view of it.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (r9UYA)
13:44:42, to FBI Employee 1: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
13:44:52, to FBI Employee 2: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
14:01:52, to FBI Employee 3: "As I have initiated the destruction of the republic. Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this afternoon?"
15:28:50, to FBI Employee 4: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction"
Posted by: wrg500
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SATIRE.
BUT IT'S REAL!
Everyone, look at page 416 in the report.
Unbelievable!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (c+2jX)
Democrats are all out in force now saying Comey was bad. Comey helped Trump.
Let's say it all together now!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (fceHP)
And yet, in spite of all of this, Donald Trump got elected, has not been removed from office and is enacting laws and policies that are turning things around, or starting to.
And it is driving the Deep State insane. This is goodness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (VM6ev)
From one 'ette to another, what are we to do?
Go the Chicken Little or Skittle-crapping unicorn route?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (Jvty4)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (KxbBq)
Posted by: Puddin Head at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (vV/gB)
Since this is the favorite buzzword, "criminal referrals" would have been nice.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (vzLRM)
Have not read the whole report, obviously. But the summary/recos repeatedly absolve the "team" of making calls based on bias. Which, given the underlying facts of the case, I find astonishing.
Meanwhile - and I'm certain there will be a festival of little nuggets like this in the IG report - Page 89, footnote 75 confirms that Obama was one of 13 people corresponding with Clinton on her unsecure, illegal email system.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (QDnY+)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (2NqXo)
Replying to @Evan_McMullin
You're a disgrace. Delete your account.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
Bongino should further troll McMuffin by asking "Have you paid off any of your debts that you stiffed people on during your silly campaign?"
Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (oiNtH)
420 pg 416
13:44:42, to FBI Employee 1: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
13:44:52, to FBI Employee 2: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
14:01:52, to FBI Employee 3: "As I have initiated the destruction of
the republic. Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this
afternoon?"
15:28:50, to FBI Employee 4: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction"
Posted by: wrg500
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SATIRE.
BUT IT'S REAL!
Everyone, look at page 416 in the report.
Unbelievable!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (c+2jX)
That's friggin terrible writing. No one would believe it.
Posted by: George Lucas at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (ymnmz)
Scumbags.
Posted by: Benji Carver at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (OD2ni)
https://tinyurl.com/yd6o7lvd
It pays to actually read the report instead of jumping to conclusions.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
There is def some damning stuff in there. I think people, myself included were expecting fire and brimstone.
The whole thing is far from being played out. This is the beginning
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (M+Lyo)
testify before any Congressional hearings. He would only be subject to
criminal proceedings if he was no longer a Federal employee.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman
What happens if he quits, since he won't be a federal employee any longer?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:24 PM
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Same deal, but notice for some reason(s) he has not quit in almost a year since he got fired from the mueller gig. That means he is cooperating with the IG because he wants to keep his pension and avoid jail time.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Shep at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (/7Vgr)
12 Things You Need To Know About The Inspector General's DAMNING Report on The FBI's Hillary/Trump Conduct
I know people dislike Shapiro here, but this is a good summary.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (fceHP)
13:44:52, to FBI Employee 2: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
14:01:52, to FBI Employee 3: "As I have initiated the destruction of the republic. Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this afternoon?"
15:28:50, to FBI Employee 4: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction"
Posted by: wrg500
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SATIRE.
---
So did I...
Excuse me while I lmao.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (Jvty4)
He will be avoiding doorknobs and bathrobe belts the rest of his life.
Posted by: Time for Arrests at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (SPmlI)
testify before any Congressional hearings. He would only be subject to
criminal proceedings if he was no longer a Federal employee.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)
That can't be true. Federal employees are not immune to criminal proceedings. As an FBI employee he's only compelled to appear before an IG but he can still plead the fifth.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (pHfeF)
Then, when you said it, I thought you were referring darkly to an impactful IG report. But obviously not, because that didn't happen.
I think people are misinterpreting what the IG does and what his limitations are. He is not a prosecutor, all he does is gather evidence and lay it out. He doesn't even make criminal referrals as part of the report.
He can recommend that employees be turned over to their internal oversight groups which is what Horowitz did with McCabe and today 5 more FBI employees. Criminal referrals can come from that, just like it did with McCabe.
Further, we have no idea what Huber and his team are doing in parallel to this whole process. And nobody has even fully read this report today which includes all sorts of gems which could be predicate for criminal prosecutions.
Horowitz made a very detailed report and from what I've seen so far there is plenty of goodness to justify lots of criminal actions.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: reason at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (7HtZB)
And it is driving the Deep State insane. This is goodness.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
And yet, in spite of all of this, Hillary Clinton committed treason, has not been arrested and is free as a bird.
This is goodness.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (vzLRM)
This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.
Posted by: Kreplach at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (IyhCN)
Dreams die hard, but life gets easier when one lets go of the dream that some day we will be some culturally cohesive country again. We won't be. And sooner or later we'll bust it up and burn it down, but it doesn't have to be today, not if we're smart about what we have to do to keep the other side from gaining power over us. But now we know that there are no more *actual* norms of "civility" , we do not need to worry about showing restraint.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (k1TUh)
..........
He can restore my faith in the FBI with... seppuku.
Posted by: wth at June 14, 2018 04:04 PM (HgMAr)
Okay.
THAT I would watch.
As someone who watched Bud Dwyer commit suicide on tv by placing a 357 Magnum in his mouth, I'd rather not!
Posted by: runningrn at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (UUnqW)
13:44:52, to FBI Employee 2: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
14:01:52, to FBI Employee 3: "As I have initiated the destruction of the republic. Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this afternoon?"
15:28:50, to FBI Employee 4: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction"
Posted by: wrg500
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SATIRE.
BUT IT'S REAL!
What is that? Who is saying that, zombie?
Posted by: eleven at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (+lOpA)
I think people are misinterpreting what the IG does and what his
limitations are. He is not a prosecutor, all he does is gather evidence
and lay it out. He doesn't even make criminal referrals as part of the
report.
We all know this.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (2NqXo)
He did shake his finger menacingly toward the FBI building. I've never seen him so mad!
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 04:31 PM (9BLnV)
testify before any Congressional hearings. He would only be subject to
criminal proceedings if he was no longer a Federal employee.
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (+Dllb)
That
can't be true. Federal employees are not immune to criminal
proceedings. As an FBI employee he's only compelled to appear before an
IG but he can still plead the fifth.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM
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Did you read the part in my post where I said he would he would be subject to criminal proceedings?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (+Dllb)
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess
And you the most noble of duchesses, your Grace.
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (8O3HH)
Since this is the favorite buzzword, "criminal referrals" would have been nice.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (vzLRM)
I know a criminal that does great work at a good price if you're looking at having your house painted
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (10vO4)
I am shocked by one thing today. That the IG found all the
prosecutorial calls made by the FBI were legit - that is, perhaps wrong,
but *not* simply a cover-up arising from political bias.
Have not read the whole report, obviously. But the summary/recos
repeatedly absolve the "team" of making calls based on bias. Which,
given the underlying facts of the case, I find astonishing.
Meanwhile - and I'm certain there will be a festival of little
nuggets like this in the IG report - Page 89, footnote 75 confirms that
Obama was one of 13 people corresponding with Clinton on her unsecure,
illegal email system.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 04:28 PM (QDnY+)
Because the POTUS using an insecure server and the owner of that server putting him at risk not getting dinged in any manner is no evidence of bias.
But Don Trump Jr getting a surprise visit by a Russia stooge approved by Loretta Lynch = Spies in your campaign.
Taint Kiss Count hits 3000 and climbing.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (ymnmz)
Have not read the whole report, obviously. But the summary/recos repeatedly absolve the "team" of making calls based on bias. Which, given the underlying facts of the case, I find astonishing.
Meanwhile - and I'm certain there will be a festival of little nuggets like this in the IG report - Page 89, footnote 75 confirms that Obama was one of 13 people corresponding with Clinton on her unsecure, illegal email system.
So I guess we are back at the never attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity defense ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Cay Jaruso at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (/WWMI)
IG Horowitz had a staff of 500 people working under him, 490 of whom voted for Hillary (and all of whom Identify as swampees).
So of course all the OBVIOUS freaking illegality, conflicts and bias were all hand-waved away in the "final analysis."
WHY OH WHY was I seriously expecting anything else??
Damn ALL OF THEM straight to Hell. I want my REPUBLIC back!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (QU+qf)
I particularly like the way he laid out the evidence and then removed it from the report when one of the conspirators objected to it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (9BLnV)
Everyone, look at page 416 in the report.
Unbelievable!
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:27 PM (c+2jX)
Yes, with a plausible explanation conveniently omitted from that post:"FBI Attorney 2 described these messages as reflecting his surprise and frustration that the FBI "was essentially walking into a landmine in terms of injecting itself [into the election] at that late in the process"
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (UBzPO)
But of course I'll do my own limited direct test and see how the bombshell summary line about bias not being a factor in investigative decisions stacks up against the findings in the body of the report.
Posted by: rhomboid at June 14, 2018 04:33 PM (QDnY+)
"[it went] awesome. Lied his ass off"
but...you can see how this isn't relevant to us.
Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (FOPyv)
12 Things You Need To Know About The Inspector General's DAMNING Report on The FBI's Hillary/Trump Conduct
I know people dislike Shapiro here, but this is a good summary.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:29 PM (fceHP)
Hey, I will be nice to him to meet his sister
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (M+Lyo)
11:02:22 FBI Employee: "All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump's supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn't watch the debates, aren't fully educated on his policies, and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm."
11:11:43 FBI Attorney 2: "I'm just devastated. I can't wait until I can leave today and just shut off the world for the next four days."
11:12:06 FBI Employee: "Why are you devastated?"
11:12:18 FBI Employee: "Yes, I'm not watching tv for four years."
11:14:16 FBI Attorney 2: "I just can't imagine the systematic disassembly of the progress we made over the last 8 years. ACA is gone. Who knows if the rhetoric about deporting people, walls, and crap is true. I honestly feel like there is going to be a lot more gun issues, too, the crazies won finally. This is the tea party on steroids. And the GOP is going to be lost, they have to deal with an incumbent in 4 years. We have to fight this again. Also Pence is stupid."
11:14:58, FBI Employee: "Yes that's all true."
11:15:01 FBI Attorney 2: "And it's just hard not to feel like the FBI caused some of this. It was razor thin in some states."
11:15:09 FBI Employee: "Yes it was very thin."
11:15:23 FBI Attorney 2: "Plus, my god damned name is all over the legal documents investigating his staff."
11:15:24 FBI Employee: "But no I absolutely do not believe the FBI had any part."
11:15:33 FBI Attorney 2: "So, who knows if that breaks to him what he is going to do."
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)
Mistakes were made by rogue texters, but the FBI has concluded the FBI did nothing wrong.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 04:35 PM (rBnYq)
I have little doubt but that the Russkies walked into Crimea at least in part due to confidence gained from Hillary's emails, reflecting that we would ultimately cede it as Russian vital interests. And that's just one we (probably) know about.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at June 14, 2018 04:35 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: The Jabberwock at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (2DZ7/)
STOP THINKING ABOUT MY SISTER'S BOOBS YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!! STOP IT.
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (8O3HH)
Jordan Schachtel
From IG report: Agent discusses interview with a witness who assisted the Clintons at their Chappaqua residence:
FBI Employee: "how did the [witness] go"
Agent: "Awesome. Lied his ass off."
Agent: "Even if he said the truth ... aint noone gonna do shit"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (fceHP)
https://bit.ly/2JJj1Cx
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (Lqy/e)
472 - I don't see anything like that on page 416. The word "republic" isn't in the document at all.
Posted by: josephistan at June 14, 2018 04:30 PM (7HtZB)
You have to look at the page numbers on the actual pages, not the page number of the PDF. There are like 20 pages in the table of contents using roman numerals. That text exchange is there but it has a plausible explanation.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (UBzPO)
Posted by: publius, the Gloveless Poperin Pear at June 14, 2018 04:32 PM (8O3HH)
Certainly the highest, publius!
Posted by: Miley, the High Duchess at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (iTpm7)
Then we investigated ourselves for finding nothing wrong when investigating Clinton and we conclude we might have been naughty, but did nothing really wrong.
In conclusion, without any political or partisan bias we would like to say:
Hurrah for Hillary! Fu*k Trump! Up the Resistance!
Posted by: Damnedyankee at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (37IEG)
Posted by: grammie winger at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: josephistan
There's something very weird about the text of the document. It doesn't cut-and-paste properly -- most of the letters evaporate - -and can't be searched for text-strings. But look again without a search -- those words are definitely on page 416.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (c+2jX)
As was noted above by someone, Sundance makes an interesting observation. Notably that the executive summary was written by others.
>>The "executive summary" was written to protect the institutions and that's where the media are getting ALL of their headlines. However, the internal body, the investigative report inside, is entirely contradictory to the summary. The facts are DEVASTATING.
Emphasis his. And many of the facts are indeed devastating.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (/tuJf)
Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (pHfeF)
I mean the people in charge of protecting us from terrorism cannot possibly be THIS dumb.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (72PAC)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 14, 2018 04:23 PM (/tuJf)
Keep that shit up ... and I'll get another stern talking to.
Posted by: ScoggDog at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (INpWu)
Posted by: IC at June 14, 2018 04:38 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)
13:44:52, to FBI Employee 2: "I mean, I never really liked the Republic anyway."
14:01:52, to FBI Employee 3: "As I have initiated the destruction of the republic. Would you be so kind as to have a coffee with me this afternoon?"
15:28:50, to FBI Employee 4: "I'm clinging to small pockets of happiness in the dark time of the Republic's destruction"
Posted by: wrg500
I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING.
I THOUGHT THAT WAS SATIRE.
BUT IT'S REAL!
What is that? Who is saying that, zombie?
Posted by: eleven
The report doesn't identify them by name. But apparently it was lawyers who worked for the FBI. People in decision-making roles.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (r9UYA)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)
This does not engender confidence in the IG process.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (AM1GF)
Posted by: Burger Chef at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (RuIsu)
What's worse Sessions' recusal was engineered by the very people who should have been recused.
Trump should fire Deep State Slime en masse.
Posted by: Decaf at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (/3+Sg)
Many fall into the trap of expecting the worthless federal government doing the jobs that we pay them to do. Don't feel bad.
Posted by: Under Fire at June 14, 2018 04:40 PM (r9UYA)
OH Shit. pg 417
11:02:22 FBI Employee: "All the people who were initially voting
for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out.
Trump's supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS
that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They
probably didn't watch the debates, aren't fully educated on his
policies, and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm."
11:11:43 FBI Attorney 2: "I'm just devastated. I can't wait until I
can leave today and just shut off the world for the next four days."
11:12:06 FBI Employee: "Why are you devastated?"
11:12:18 FBI Employee: "Yes, I'm not watching tv for four years."
11:14:16 FBI Attorney 2: "I just can't imagine the systematic
disassembly of the progress we made over the last 8 years. ACA is gone.
Who knows if the rhetoric about deporting people, walls, and crap is
true. I honestly feel like there is going to be a lot more gun issues,
too, the crazies won finally. This is the tea party on steroids. And
the GOP is going to be lost, they have to deal with an incumbent in 4
years. We have to fight this again. Also Pence is stupid."
11:14:58, FBI Employee: "Yes that's all true."
11:15:01 FBI Attorney 2: "And it's just hard not to feel like the FBI caused some of this. It was razor thin in some states."
11:15:09 FBI Employee: "Yes it was very thin."
11:15:23 FBI Attorney 2: "Plus, my god damned name is all over the legal documents investigating his staff."
11:15:24 FBI Employee: "But no I absolutely do not believe the FBI had any part."
11:15:33 FBI Attorney 2: "So, who knows if that breaks to him what he is going to do."
Posted by: wrg500 at June 14, 2018 04:34 PM (Bdeb0)
LOL If you strike at the King........ What a shit show. But remember the obvious bias did not affect their decision making even though they broke all their rules and kissed Hillary's taint every time and "fucked" Trump every time. Sure they loved Hillary and hated Trump, it was just bad luck.
Gotta love the Trump voters are retards toss off. Maybe don't write that one down till after you have installed Hillary to the POTUS... mmkay
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (ymnmz)
11:02:22 FBI Employee: "All the people who were initially voting for her would not, and were not, swayed by any decision the FBI put out. Trump's supporters are all poor to middle class, uneducated, lazy POS that think he will magically grant them jobs for doing nothing. They probably didn't watch the debates, aren't fully educated on his policies, and are stupidly wrapped up in his unmerited enthusiasm."
11:11:43 FBI Attorney 2: "I'm just devastated. I can't wait until I can leave today and just shut off the world for the next four days."
11:12:06 FBI Employee: "Why are you devastated?"
11:12:18 FBI Employee: "Yes, I'm not watching tv for four years."
11:14:16 FBI Attorney 2: "I just can't imagine the systematic disassembly of the progress we made over the last 8 years. ACA is gone. Who knows if the rhetoric about deporting people, walls, and crap is true. I honestly feel like there is going to be a lot more gun issues, too, the crazies won finally. This is the tea party on steroids. And the GOP is going to be lost, they have to deal with an incumbent in 4 years. We have to fight this again. Also Pence is stupid."
11:14:58, FBI Employee: "Yes that's all true."
11:15:01 FBI Attorney 2: "And it's just hard not to feel like the FBI caused some of this. It was razor thin in some states."
11:15:09 FBI Employee: "Yes it was very thin."
11:15:23 FBI Attorney 2: "Plus, my god damned name is all over the legal documents investigating his staff."
11:15:24 FBI Employee: "But no I absolutely do not believe the FBI had any part."
11:15:33 FBI Attorney 2: "So, who knows if that breaks to him what he is going to do."
Posted by: wrg500
How do you get that text to copy-and-paste? When I try, the text is rendered into little meaningless dashes and dots. Some sort of security feature in the pdf, I think.
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (c+2jX)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)
---
We're talking about a generation that are a bunch of Kim Jong Uns at the highest levels of government, being groomed by Boomers still pining away for Nirvana.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (Jvty4)
Posted by: Decaf at June 14, 2018 04:42 PM (/3+Sg)
Posted by: Lancelot Link Secret Agent Chimp at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (/H5Dl)
Concur. But I'm sure somewhere down the line people are going to raise their eyebrows at the USIC-FBI discussion referred to in the IG report. The October 6, 2016 declaration that there was evidence of Russian and US "political organizations". Comey rightfully deferred from signing on to the statement. From the IG Report (p. 347):
"The U.S. Intelligence Community (USIC) is confident that the Russian Government directed the recent compromises of emails from US persons and institutions, including from US political organizations." The statement then described the nature of these compromises and urged "state and local election officials to be vigilant."
Posted by: mrp at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (Pqytn)
I'm starting to get the feeling that the summary and conclusions were written without the rest of the report in mind.
This does not engender confidence in the IG process.
Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (AM1GF)
LOL they were written when Comey wrote the Bollard Queens exoneration, which wasn't biased even though it was written before the investigation.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Ben Shapiro at June 14, 2018 04:36 PM (8O3HH)
Unpossable
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 14, 2018 04:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at June 14, 2018 04:37 PM (72PAC)
-----------------
EM PROTECTION FROM TERRORISM FOADDY-FI!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Intelligence at June 14, 2018 04:45 PM (F26eZ)
Posted by: zombie at June 14, 2018 04:39 PM (c+2jX)
Huh, go figure, I just saw a Bollywood movie (Samurai), where a vigilante fed 7 corrupt officials to the crowd, with dance number of course.
Who the hell do these assholes think they are and being the egotistical dicks that they are immune from the law, I mean justice. Eff them. Burn, scatter, salt.
Posted by: auscolpyr at June 14, 2018 04:46 PM (oFsfu)
"Further, we have no idea what Huber and his team are doing in parallel to this whole process. And nobody has even fully read this report today which includes all sorts of gems which could be predicate for criminal prosecutions."
There is ample evidence now to indict McCabe for perjury and lying to a federal agent, to cite one example. Unless prosecutions follow indictments Huber obtains, cynicism will lead invariably to an actual, real resistance that will include routine jury nullifications in federal courtrooms. There is no question crimes were committed. The issue is whether there in enough semblance of the Rule of Law left in the United States for justice to be possible.
I don't think there is. Note that in one of Page's texts Horowitz quoted she writes Trump's election would not be good for "our organization." That's sort of perfect. We have an Administrative State with trappings of a democracy as things now stand.
I hope to be disabused of this opinion, but quite doubt it will happen.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2018 04:48 PM (F50XE)
At roughly the same time, DHS' Jeh Johnson asked the states to allow the federal government to handle vote tabulations. It was inexplicable at the time, now not so much. The Obama Administration was going to steal the election if necessary and apparently weren't so cocksure things would turn out as they had planned. Imbedded there is the raison d'etre: Russia.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at June 14, 2018 05:00 PM (F50XE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, coffee drinker at June 14, 2018 05:18 PM (rBnYq)
Posted by: An Observation at June 14, 2018 05:37 PM (Sme1R)
Posted by: spidly at June 14, 2018 05:51 PM (buP4J)
Study up on the rise of the 3rd reich , stalin , mao . America's own bill ayers of weather underground fame wanted re-education camps and elimination of 25 mil Americans,one of Obama's mentors .
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When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)