Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/10/18 ) Or Is It?

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Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:36 PM (uN03s)

2 hi

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:37 PM (uN03s)

3 Thanks for the abbreviated ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:37 PM (JHatX)

4 O, no!

Posted by: Fox2! at June 11, 2018 09:37 PM (brIR5)

5 Yoko Again? What is this hold she has on you, MisHum! LOL!

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (uN03s)

6 Why did I click? WHY!?!?

Posted by: Flyguy at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (v30M8)

7 Is it Her-CU-le-an or Hercu-LE-an?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (RfnqA)

8 top 12 or 15!

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (KxbBq)

9 Howdy howdy.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (NL6wI)

10 Okay, who pissed off MisHum THIS time?

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (953wK)

11 And then the Lord slew MisHum because he was wicked in the sight of the Lord.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:38 PM (rzeBH)

12 What a way to start the night. Oy vey.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (1qrtS)

13 No content except a link I'm not clicking. Nice.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (/+bwe)

14 Umm...are we doing the Nork thing here or there?

Dammit.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (+lOpA)

15 So.... just why in a Just Universe, are we punished with a Yoko ONT????

God... will get you...

Posted by: Don Q at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (NgKpN)

16 Yoko....or the live feed from Singapore.....?

https://youtu.be/OH50Rv_GSSM



Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (8iiMU)

17 Yoko Oh no!

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (RfnqA)

18 I didn't watch the summit, I was watching a basketball game.

Posted by: Dum Dum Obama at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (XcgmW)

19 13 No content except a link I'm not clicking. Nice.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (/+bwe)

Now, you begin to learn...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (JHatX)

20 ONT Lite

Posted by: McCool at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (9X4u5)

21 it's HER-cu-lee-ann, sexist.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (KxbBq)

22 That's actually not BAD Yoko...

She must have had a prehensile uvula or some shit.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (Z+ROM)

23 The comments on the YouTube video are brutal. Way, way brutal.

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (953wK)

24 We deserved this.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo stayed up too late at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

25 "Is it Her-CU-le-an or Hercu-LE-an?"

It's "Hurlecurlean"

Posted by: d'f at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (UdKB7)

26 22 That's actually not BAD Yoko...

She must have had a prehensile uvula or some shit.
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (Z+ROM)

My guess? Some shit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (R4J/B)

27 Since we had a post on this topic on a previous ONT, allow me to link a rebuttal by one Swami Dass: 'Did All Species Arise about 200,000 Years Ago?'
https://t.co/ZCtz5zjaa8

Posted by: boulder t'hobo stayed up too late at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

28 I can't wait for Trump to fall on his ass in Singapore!

Posted by: Out-of-it Anti-Trumper at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (vDqXW)

29 wtf?

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (TKQ/l)

30
Helpful tip:

Never click a Yoko link with three members of your family in a hotel room.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (NmXoG)

31 The mullahs in Tehran won't get this treatment. They will be deposed by their own with support from DJT.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (xPl2J)

32 We deserved this.

Speak for yourself, masochist. I am always awesome.

Humble, too.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (rzeBH)

33 Hercules was a demigod. Frankly, I think he was half assing it. Kill a lion, clean some stables, get into some amazon's panties. He should have finished all twelve by Tuesday and taken the rest of the week off.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (jp0Bv)

34 So what did you guys do last night anyway?

Posted by: d'f at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (UdKB7)

35 oh, Trump and Kim out on the veranda. no black eyes yet.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (KxbBq)

36 There is a click bait ad on Instapundit which seems to show a thin shirted Lynda Carter...

They are getting craftier, I almost clicked.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (JHatX)

37 Trump is on fire.

Posted by: Dick at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (SRarZ)

38 Mis Hum... that was both mean and cruel. Well played.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (imSgd)

39 Not tired of winning.

Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (LBSeG)

40 Lil Kim follows PDT's lead and waves when PDT waves.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (8iiMU)

41 And she's screeching Whyyy Whyyy WHyyy
It's like she knows something

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (uN03s)

42 Are they migrating rooms for meetings?

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (PEJUg)

43 Trump and Kim just appeared on the balcony and then walked down the corridor to another room...

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Enq6K)

44 For those of you with Roku streaming boxes. Arirang (SK's news feed, in English) has a channel. No login, no BS, it just installs and turns on. Lots of talking heads so far. Apparently President Trump and Supreme Leader Kim have retired to their negotiating room with just them and their interpreters after some brief opening remarks (which were aired).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (1qrtS)

45 Scared my dog.

Posted by: Cindy at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Dl60Y)

46 >>Trump and Kim out on the veranda.


"If he's going to kiss me, it'll be now."

Posted by: Kim at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Z+ROM)

47 I am shocked that the Norks allowed some of these camera angles.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (rzeBH)

48 There must be some mistake...some horrible, horrible mistake. Net non-neutrality run amok, a server collision somewhere, a bit bucket implosion...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (lpszU)

49 I'd rather stick needles in my ears.

Posted by: ShainS at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (BiLU+)

50 Why do you do this?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (O5Q3r)

51 How weird was it seeing the Stars and Stripes next to the Nork flag. Weird , right?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (+Tibp)

52 "If he's going to kiss me, it'll be now."
Posted by: Kim at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Z+ROM)

I shaved and everything!
-lil Kim

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (JHatX)

53 So, summit open thread, basically?

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (QDnY+)

54 43 Trump and Kim just appeared on the balcony and then walked down the corridor to another room...
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Enq6K)


That's what I just saw too. So ...live?

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (+lOpA)

55 Heh. Kim there is acting like the fat sperg who's somehow made friends with the quarterback.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (fA1SL)

56 out on the veranda.
"If he's going to kiss me, it'll be now."


Eh, lips will be fine.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (6FqZa)

57 43 Trump and Kim just appeared on the balcony and then walked down the corridor to another room...
Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:42 PM (Enq6K)

Going for refreshments. They both like to eat.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (uN03s)

58 >>So what did you guys do last night anyway?



It's not what we did but why, Why, WHY, WHY, WHY we did it.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (Z+ROM)

59 it's HER-cu-lee-ann, sexist.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (KxbBq)
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Good call. From now on, it is "Himculean"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (1qrtS)

60 Two go in, one emerges.

Posted by: d'f at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (UdKB7)

61 Kim to attend 4th of July Parade.
Trump to play golf in Pyongyang in August.
Dennis Rodman revealed to be deep cover CIA agent, real name "Brian Dennehey", named ambassador to North Korea with an embassy to open by year's end.

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (N5dam)

62 AMERICA, FUCK YEAH

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (+dsLj)

63 Free at last. Free at last. Thank God almighty, I'm free at last.

That last thread was getting gamey.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (FsRTQ)

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At first I thought this was an eye test.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (PvFoN)

65 Top One Hundredſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (ejjyg)

66 >>Eh, lips will be fine.


'My rittle buttercup...'

Posted by: Kim at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (Z+ROM)

67 Ok, now there's video feed of them in the room with advisers on both sides.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (Enq6K)

68 How tragic that we have to go past Obama, Bush, Clinton, Bush to Reagan's Berlin Wall to find a moment like this?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 09:44 PM (+dsLj)

69 Bolton is in there. Cool.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (+lOpA)

70 at the meeting table now.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (KxbBq)

71 Hard to hear...Trump just said something.

Then they shook hands. Now interpreters talking.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (Enq6K)

72 So what did you guys do last night anyway?

Some moron's toilet broke on their top floor and flooded all the comments below with poop.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (6FqZa)

73 Hey, DeNiro
You don't fuck Trump, Trump fucks you.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (RfnqA)

74 At first I thought this was an eye test.

Wrong sense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (rzeBH)

75 Bolton is in there. Cool.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (+lOpA)
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The Mighty Mustache

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (vDqXW)

76 I can't make out what they're saying

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (uN03s)

77
-imagines-

Kim and Donald close the door, start laughing and slapping each other on the back. The interpreters serve drinks, and they all sit down to watch gorilla porn.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (N+Do/)

78 #46, outstanding!


What has the world come to when the best simultaneous coverage/commentary/speculation on an historic event is to be found at a smart military blog, "staffed" by anonymous people?


Oh - and the funniest.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (QDnY+)

79 Whatever we did to deserve this we're so, so sorry.

Honestly sorry.

Did I say we're sorry?

Please forgive us because we are so very sorry.

I, myself, will never mock Status Quo again. Never, ever, ever will I mock Status Quo. Never again.

Because I'm sorry, so sorry.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (jm1YL)

80 I can't do the Nork haircut, but I'd be ideal for Mao's

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (+Tibp)

81 Can't hear over the cameras clicking...

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (Enq6K)

82 How weird was it seeing the Stars and Stripes next to the Nork flag. Weird , right?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (+Tibp)
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Historic. Even if nothing comes of all of this (which is certainly possible) it is one helluva accomplishment.

If something does come of all of this and the Korean War ends, anyone want to guess at the odds of Kim winning a peace prize?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (1qrtS)

83 DeNiro.

What a stupid fucking douchebag.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (FsRTQ)

84 "So I have this channel at the White House that's all gorillas all the time..."

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (rzeBH)

85 If only Comrade Ace knew...

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at June 11, 2018 09:46 PM (F9322)

86 The Yoko will continue until the Morale improves.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (Z+ROM)

87 Is it safe?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (yQpMk)

88 God will get you for that..

Posted by: Mark in Sandy Utah at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (xGX1p)

89 Sending the press/cameras away....

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (Enq6K)

90 Wasn't there a rap artist named L'il Kim?

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (RfnqA)

91 Kim just asked "what's a feckless c--t?"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (KxbBq)

92 At first I thought this was an eye test.

Wrong sense.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (rzeBH)
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My ears are still hurting.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (PvFoN)

93 I hope Trump told him that the US would be there for him when the ChiComs call bs on all this. They are the real players here even though they aren't present.

Kim will do/say what his bosses in Peking tell him to say or do.


That's right Peking.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (VghWR)

94 ONT already! I forgot my meds!

See, that's what reading too much about lil'Kim will do to you.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (9YKBM)

95 I had a dream this afternoon. Kim Jung was asking me for 10,000 marbles, please.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (RuIsu)

96 80. Nah, bro. Shave yer head and grow yer eyebrows. There's estrogen-soaked canuks what pays top dollar for good eyebrows.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (fA1SL)

97 72 Some moron's toilet broke on their top floor and flooded all the comments below with poop.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (6FqZa)


Yeah, sorry about that. I mean the warning is right there on the package: "Never flush more than one wet wipe at a time!" But, I threw caution to the wind...

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (NL6wI)

98 Froderick I think it's silly to ignore how the world changed (much of it beyond anyone's control, of course) over decades, making this all possible.


Which is not to take an iota of credit away from Trump, not even close. A good leader both makes his own luck, and exploits it to get things done.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (QDnY+)

99 Do cameras really need to click nowadays?

Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (LnOh3)

100 90 Wasn't there a rap artist named L'il Kim?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (RfnqA)

I believe so.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (JHatX)

101 Man, those camera shutters are *noisy.* I am sure that they are much closer to the audio pickups than Trump and Kim, but the cameras drown out the speaking :-(

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (1qrtS)

102 Every 3 Months I donate my eyebrows to a charity that gives them to kids with cancer.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (Z+ROM)

103 In a wacko universe, that would be Obama John Kerry Susan Rice and I'm just going to stop.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (2xR5z)

104 Donny said he would know after a minute or so if Kim was serious.

This looks pretty serious to me.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (uN03s)

105 36 There is a click bait ad on Instapundit which seems to show a thin shirted Lynda Carter...

They are getting craftier, I almost clicked.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (JHatX)


Yeah, what's the deal with that?

Posted by: clutch at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (kiSdp)

106 TRUMP 2020!

Any unexploded lefty/Nevertrump heads will EXPLODE

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (FsRTQ)

107 I'm watching this feed from the Straits Times:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjF6Z-nwRvE

Does anyone have a better one?

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

108 Wasn't there a rap artist named L'il Kim?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (RfnqA)


He's the guy who did Gangnam Style, right?

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (953wK)

109 DeNiro.

What a stupid fucking douchebag.



High School Dropout Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (yQpMk)

110 Whenever I feel like listening to Yoko, I don't, because I never feel like listening to Yoko.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (IcT7t)

111 It's your choice, kids--the belt or the yoko.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (RfnqA)

112 Kim now walking out with a MAGA hat and promised a Trump Tower in Pyongyang.

Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (LnOh3)

113 Biggus Dickus on NBC said Trump was doing this to divert attention from domestic issues. No shit.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (+Tibp)

114 High School Dropout Robert DeNiro.
Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (yQpMk)

All of the coolkids call him Bobby.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (VghWR)

115 Votermom linked this picture on Sunday:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yapxeppg

Heh.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (sdi6R)

116 108 Wasn't there a rap artist named L'il Kim?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:47 PM (RfnqA)

He's the guy who did Gangnam Style, right?

Posted by: filbert at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (953wK)

L'il Kim the rapper is a she.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (Enq6K)

117 She's not little anymore.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (9YKBM)

118 Wanda Sykes head hair is entirely my donated eyebrow hair.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (+lOpA)

119 Willowed as we were talking about summits and I was recalling old 1970's BW Marvel comics; what little kids should not have seen:*
633
Here is the soundtrack for the summit:
https://www.youtube.com/watch
?v=bmfudW7rbG0
And Kim will get a complete set of these comics:
Knight-Wing - Misty Knight and Colleen Wing.


*hmmm* Like the old Conan BW comics they probably should not have been sold to little kids.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (0QYMt)


*I remember reading a Knight-Wing that had more heroin trafficking in it than a James Bond movie, and that was in 1974 when I was eight. Yes, I remember it well; no, all of the bad guys died. Some of them very painfully, IIRC. Not that I had any bad dreams or thought much more than "that's right."

(Remembering it I still think that killing those bad guys was a good thing.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (0QYMt)

120 I can't wait to see how the left bitches and moans about this LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (Ydx5u)

121 ARIRANG a Korean news service is streaming it on YouTube in English.

Still can't believe this is real.

If Trump excuse me Donny Two Scoops pulls this off, Pundits that said Trump would lead us to war should be shunned at a minimum but really should be shot.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (dKiJG)

122 Sirius radio has a Beatles channel. It's Yoko free.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (uN03s)

123 "Kim now walking out with a MAGA hat and promised a Trump Tower in Pyongyang."

Is he crying?

Posted by: d'f at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (UdKB7)

124 Kim has committed too many crimes to survive the Westernization of North Korea.

Posted by: Orphan 598, Biding His Time at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (XcgmW)

125 113 Biggus Dickus on NBC said Trump was doing this to divert attention from domestic issues. No shit.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (+Tibp)

From what...the smokin' economy?

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (Enq6K)

126 Wanda Sykes head hair is entirely my donated eyebrow hair.

Tom Hanks wears a weave of my ass hair.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (yQpMk)

127 Does anyone have a better one?
Posted by: rickl

cbs and they are being fair tonight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fmehSzzW_s

just to mix things up

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (FTlwv)

128 Well, Blutarski, we have to admit, there *is* a big incentive to "distract" attention away from an economy with full employment, record financial markets ...... and folders full of reports and indictments about to fall on the heads of former regime members. I mean, there's no denying it.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (QDnY+)

129 Biggus Dickus on NBC said Trump was doing this to divert attention from domestic issues.

Booming economy.
Good poll numbers.
Mueller floundering.

Keep fucking that chicken.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (rzeBH)

130 Do cameras really need to click nowadays?
Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (LnOh3)
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Yes. The guts have changed - sensors, storage, batteries and associated electronics instead of film and associated machinery - but the basics of lens->shutter with mirror->aperture->pickup have not changed. Shutters till gotta shut.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (1qrtS)

131 As an foreign policy expert, I'd say you know negotiations are at a serious stage when Trump takes out his selfie stick.

Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (O5Q3r)

132 Do cameras really need to click nowadays?
Posted by: MAGA
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No. It's fake shutter noise. Stupid.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (lpszU)

133 107
I'm watching this feed from the Straits Times:



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjF6Z-nwRvE



Does anyone have a better one?

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 09:49 PM (sdi6R)

I'm watching Channel News Asia. They are babbling away, almost as bad as the US MFM.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OH50Rv_GSSM

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (8iiMU)

134 What did you guys do now? I'm gonna have trouble sleeping after that.

Posted by: dartist at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (nisXv)

135 BREAKING NEWS: This just in. Date line Singapore. Foriegn security advisor John ' The Stache' Bolton has assassinated North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It was reported Bolton stradled a conference table screaming "Not on my watch you little dog eater" wielding pen in hand. Kim Jong Un was found with Noltons Parker Executive Gold Edition pen protruding from his chest.

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (ICWiF)

136 *smiling, eyes wide*

It's good MisHum is posting Yoko. A real good thing. And tomorrow... tomorrow's gonna be a real good day!

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (fZuhk)

137 If Trump excuse me Donny Two Scoops pulls this off, Pundits that said Trump would lead us to war should be shunned at a minimum but really should be shot.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (dKiJG)

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I'd like to put in my vote for


SHOOTING

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (FsRTQ)

138 124 Kim has committed too many crimes to survive the Westernization of North Korea.
Posted by: Orphan 598, Biding His Time at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (XcgmW)

They'll crucify him if given the chance.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (uN03s)

139 I hope Trump's interpreter is an English primary language interpreter. I assume a Korean primary language interpreter would have a difficult time with Trump's at times disjointed speech pattern.

Posted by: Count of Monte Dracula at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (2DOZq)

140 Froderick I think it's silly to ignore how the world changed (much of it beyond anyone's control, of course) over decades, making this all possible.

************

Only Trump could make this happen though, nothing made this more clear than his debate answer to the question of North Korea by saying China held all the cards and we had to deal with them to deal with NK, while the other GOPers were saying it's Obama's fault and we had to go to war.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (+dsLj)

141 I missed what happened. Can somebody summit up?

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (vDqXW)

142 Thirst!

Posted by: The Barrel at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (z2xce)

143 No - the worst Yoko ever was the drawing that John Lennon did of her playing with her woolly mammoth.

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (ggiQo)

144 Biggus Dickus on NBC said Trump was doing this to divert attention from domestic issues. No shit.



That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (yQpMk)

145 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227030600507394

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227113933000704

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227213480550403

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227310683590656

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227395622383616

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (eh0Va)

146 Biggus Dickus on NBC said Trump was doing this to divert attention from domestic issues

Yeah, to distract the American people from the growth rates that double Barky's 'green-collar' economy at its best.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa)

147 Prayers for peace. You got this Mr. President.

Posted by: Mike at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (c056A)

148 123 "Kim now walking out with a MAGA hat and promised a Trump Tower in Pyongyang."

Is he crying?
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That's Dennis Rodman....

Posted by: lin-duh at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (kufk0)

149 Why?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (Y9uH4)

150 Hey, DeNiro
You don't fuck Trump, Trump fucks you.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (RfnqA)

I am betting that Trump screwed his wife or girlfriend.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (dKiJG)

151 Oh holy good G-d, WTF did you people do to MisHum?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (oLa9K)

152 off last night's ONT sock

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (z2xce)

153 Kim has committed too many crimes to survive the Westernization of North Korea.
Posted by: Orphan 598, Biding His Time at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (XcgmW)
++++++++++
I am not so sure about that. If a prerequisite to denuclearize the Peninsula and deal with the North Korea problem is "I get to stay alive with a *lot* of money and a heavily-armed security contingent in a nice dacha somewhere" then he may well get it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (1qrtS)

154 I seem to recall that Obama stated that he would meet the Ayatollahs and Kim without preconditions. Wonder what happened? Legacy Barka? Gaze upon President Trump.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (DxWUs)

155 t's good MisHum is posting Yoko. A real good thing. And tomorrow... tomorrow's gonna be a real good day!
Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (fZuhk)


Well yeah...much better than if she had posted AMFYOYO...LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (Ydx5u)

156 No. It's fake shutter noise. Stupid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (lpszU)

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I KNEW IT!

Posted by: MAGA at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (LnOh3)

157 Wow ~ MisHum. Why the double shot of Yoko? Did a Moron kick your puppy or sleep with your ex girlfriend? Remind me never to get on your bad side, because if this is what you do to your friends I cannot even begin to imagine what you do to your enemies.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (0/0WS)

158 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227487465050112

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227574228385792

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227660178157569

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227732978655232

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1006227822996807681

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2018 09:55 PM (eh0Va)

159 Trump's made the left hate Communist dictators for the first time in history--Putin, Kim. Though they still have a soft spot for Castro and Maduro.

Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:55 PM (RfnqA)

160 150 Hey, DeNiro
You don't fuck Trump, Trump fucks you.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (RfnqA)

I am betting that Trump screwed his wife or girlfriend.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (dKiJG)

Trump likes Brown sugar too?

Posted by: Count of Monte Dracula at June 11, 2018 09:55 PM (2DOZq)

161 but the basics of lens->shutter with mirror->aperture->pickup have not changed. Shutters till gotta shut.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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*?*

Okay, I take 132 back.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 09:55 PM (lpszU)

162 Last nights ONT must have been epic. You all really pissed off Mis Hum

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 09:55 PM (PEJUg)

163 What does peace with North Korea mean if there's no respect?

Posted by: Don Lemon, CNN Personality at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (XcgmW)

164 CNN put Dennis Rodman on hoping to trivialize the NK-USA meeting. Rodman had a MAGA hat on, was thoughtful, called out Obama's impotence, and made a compelling case for the meeting. Try to find the video, because it will be made to disappear quickly. It didn't come off as CNN hoped.

Posted by: BlazingCockFag at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (Zpa6l)

165 >>>A good leader both makes his own luck, and exploits it to get things done.

my pop used to say, "you make your own luck"
miss ya pop.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (IVQr2)

166 Of course, we'll be needing to talk to Mr. Un...

Posted by: Robert Mueller at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (vDqXW)

167 135 BREAKING NEWS: This just in. Date line Singapore. Foriegn security advisor John ' The Stache' Bolton has assassinated North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. It was reported Bolton stradled a conference table screaming "Not on my watch you little dog eater" wielding pen in hand. Kim Jong Un was found with Noltons Parker Executive Gold Edition pen protruding from his chest.

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (ICWiF)

Always go for the throat first!

Posted by: Nicky Santoro at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (eh0Va)

168 I've said it before; I will hope for something beneficial to come out of the Singapore summit but I will not forgive or forget what was done to Otto Warmbier. We cannot allow that to be simply swept under the rug.

Posted by: T at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (Vgw1E)

169 122 Sirius radio has a Beatles channel. It's Yoko free.
Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:51 PM (uN03s)

You can be given a time out.

157 Wow ~ MisHum. Why the double shot of Yoko? Did a Moron kick your puppy or sleep with your ex girlfriend? Remind me never to get on your bad side, because if this is what you do to your friends I cannot even begin to imagine what you do to your enemies.

Posted by: Publius Redux at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (0/0WS)

Mrs. MH said the same thing.





Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (R4J/B)

170 Kinda glad I sat out last night...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (ejjyg)

171 I am betting that Trump screwed his wife or girlfriend.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (dKiJG)

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The worst part was, he made DeNiro watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (FsRTQ)

172 131 As an foreign policy expert, I'd say you know negotiations are at a serious stage when Trump takes out his selfie stick.
Posted by: Ex President Cock Curious at June 11, 2018 09:52 PM (O5Q3r)

Nobody cared about me before I took out the selfie stick.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (r7veS)

173 What does peace with North Korea mean if there's no respect?

Posted by: Don Lemon, CNN Personality at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (XcgmW)
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Exactly.

That's what I ask for: RSPECT.

Posted by: Barack H. Obama at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (vDqXW)

174 They'll crucify him if given the chance.


First they'll crucify him, then shoot him with an anti-aircraft gun to shut him up.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (IcT7t)

175 ''No - the worst Yoko ever was the drawing that John Lennon did of her playing with her woolly mammoth.''

Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)

176 Every time I look at Justin Trudeau, I think "Canada's Little Carmine Lupertazzi"

Posted by: kbdabear at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (eh0Va)

177 I seem to recall that Obama stated that he would meet the Ayatollahs and Kim without preconditions. Wonder what happened? Legacy Barka? Gaze upon President Trump.
Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (DxWUs)


Kim did not believe that Obama really offered unconditional surrender.

He and Iran did take the money though.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (1g7ch)

178 Obama laid the groundwork!

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (FsRTQ)

179
Do cameras really need to click nowadays?
Posted by: MAGA


Hey, they need to get some pictures!

https://youtu.be/itETgMTpTag

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM (IqV8l)

180 Kinda glad I sat out last night...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (ejjyg)

What happened last night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM (Ydx5u)

181 Sources Say Willingness To Meet With Brutal Dictator A Clear Indicator That Trump Is A Psychopath

Posted by: This...Is CNN at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM (O5Q3r)

182 Okay, I take 132 back.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 09:55 PM (lpszU)
+++++++++
Small cameras (like in your cell phone) have a digital shutter (as do the big expensive ones, when you're in video mode) and are silent - the "shutter click" is an anachronism they put in digitally. In still-picture mode, though, big SLR cameras still have a real shutter mechanism. They're very fast and let you as the operator perfectly know what you're going to capture. They could do it without shutters (your cellphone does), but there are certain advantages to the real thing. Noise, though, is *not* one of them!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM (1qrtS)

183 It's sad when North Fuckin Korea is willing to work with PDT more than the Progtard Party

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM (y3aQB)

184 Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?
Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)

She had large breasts and satisfied his mommy issues.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (uN03s)

185 I wonder what is going through Fredo Dogeater's mind tonight?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (+Tibp)

186 No, no, you stupid doll -- I said RUTH BADER GINSBURG, not LARRY KUDLOW!

Posted by: Deja Voo Doo at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (XcgmW)

187 Thank you, MisHum, for a truly spectacular ONT. It is particularly refreshing after such a long and parching drought!

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (DMUuz)

188 Has anyone mentioned a Singapore Sling?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

189 105
36 There is a click bait ad on Instapundit which seems to show a thin shirted Lynda Carter...



They are getting craftier, I almost clicked.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (JHatX)



Yeah, what's the deal with that?

Posted by: clutch
---Its a still from *The Battle of the Network T and A* from the late 70s.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (9rIkM)

190 105 36 There is a click bait ad on Instapundit which seems to show a thin shirted Lynda Carter...

They are getting craftier, I almost clicked.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:41 PM (JHatX)


Yeah, what's the deal with that?
Posted by: clutch at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (kiSdp)

I dunno. The photo looks... enhanced, shall we say. It looks like Penny Marshall at left.

I am cross searching the two of them, but have not found the original photo. They seem to be wearing abc patches on their clothes. There is some sort of sporting event that seems to have pictures of them with the patches- but not that specific photo yet.

*stops*
*looks around*
What? I am serious about boobs.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (JHatX)

191 And it's Rodman with the rebound! Yes!

Posted by: Marv Albert at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (TKQ/l)

192 What happened last night?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM (Ydx5u)

It was really bad. Painful. Kinda like pulling tee

Oh

No idea. Sorry.

Posted by: weirdflunky at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (VghWR)

193 We'll have to ask a lot of questions to find out why exactly Putin wanted this deal with North Korea.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (vDqXW)

194 What would CNN say of Obama if he created an economy in which blacks and Hispanics had the lowest unemployment rate in history?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (9YKBM)

195 Damn you I clicked on that stupid thing. A little warning next time.

Posted by: Chicago Vota at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (sqnw6)

196 This is going to sound gross, but did Kim Jong Un bring his own toilet because he knew they might find parasites in his poop, like they have with the defectors?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (PvFoN)

197 151 Oh holy good G-d, WTF did you people do to MisHum?
Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (oLa9K)


Wasn't me. I went to bed early last night.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (sdi6R)

198 Biggus Dickus on NBC said Trump was doing this to divert attention from domestic issues

Yeah, to distract the American people from the growth rates that double Barky's 'green-collar' economy at its best.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 09:53 PM (6FqZa)


It is like how Carter engineered the Iranian hostage crises to divert attention to his domestic policy by showing how hard the international situation is.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (1g7ch)

199 182. Heh. My Slayut 66 has a focal plane shutter what makes a satisfying 'buzzzz......ka-thunk' when tripped. Pride of Soviet camera and optical industry.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (fA1SL)

200 She's not talented. What was it?
Posted by: Tuna
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'Moves'. Incredible moves.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (N+Do/)

201 150 Hey, DeNiro
You don't fuck Trump, Trump fucks you.
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller at June 11, 2018 09:45 PM (RfnqA)

I am betting that Trump screwed his wife or girlfriend.
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (dKiJG)

Fucker never invited me to be on the Apprentice....

Posted by: Robert DeNero at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (NgKpN)

202 Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?
Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)


Believe it or not, she's supposedly really nice in person. Like just really friendly, helps out aspiring... people who do whatever the hell she does, cheerful, generous, etc. Whether that makes up for absolutely everything else about her is an exercise left for the reader.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (fZuhk)

203
185 I wonder what is going through Fredo Dogeater's mind tonight?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (+Tibp)


I built this

Obama

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (dKiJG)

204 Sara. Carter is well endowed
https://twitter.com/saracarterdc/status/1006141869905076224?s=21

Posted by: McCool at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (9X4u5)

205 Hey bth......mustbequantum mentioned this morning that you had an event Friday night. Do you need help?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (mMeIQ)

206 Of course, we'll be needing to talk to Mr. Un...
Posted by: Robert Mueller at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (vDqXW)
++++++++++
Late in WWII, Patrick J. Hurley was reassigned to China by Roosevelt to be his personal emissary to Chiang. He famously greeted him with a handshake and called him "Mr. Shek." The face-palming (or the 1940s equivalent of face-palming) in Washington must've been epic.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (1qrtS)

207 Why..... Why why why why why why...(unintelligible) why why why why...

Posted by: Fisher at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (KPcxm)

208 194 What would CNN say of Obama if he created an economy in which blacks and Hispanics had the lowest unemployment rate in history?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (9YKBM)

And shut down the plantation? Are you crazy?

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (uN03s)

209 We have more class than to infest one of those Kim tyrants.

Posted by: the poop parasites at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (6FqZa)

210 Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Society, AoSHQ Claque at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (DMUuz)

Not a big society, but happy to please nevertheless

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (R4J/B)

211 Without Aces permission?
Ha!
Rebellion is afoot!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 10:01 PM (0tfLf)

212 What? I am serious about boobs.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (JHatX)

I've done all the things you listed and was unsuccessful as well. And I'm seriouser about boobs than you.

Posted by: clutch at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (kiSdp)

213 ''She had large breasts and satisfied his mommy issue''

I was thinking the mommy issue was primary

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (jm1YL)

214 188 Has anyone mentioned a Singapore Sling?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)

After the lunch meeting, they're headed to the long bar at the Raffles hotel.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (Enq6K)

215 @207 ... Champagne Supernova?

Or Cee Lo Green?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (XS/P1)

216 Why, MisHum? Why? Is there even a picture of The Handshake here?

I guess we are being punished, on this of all nights. Yeah, it happens. OK, which thread contains what we are being punished for?

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (Vb4BV)

217 185 I wonder what is going through Fredo Dogeater's mind tonight?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (+Tibp)

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A femur would be good.

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (FsRTQ)

218 What would CNN say of Obama if he created an economy in which blacks and Hispanics had the lowest unemployment rate in history?
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The same thing we're saying now: Thanks Obama.

Posted by: CNN at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (vDqXW)

219 WDS: do you want to drop by the L`ville street faire? If you can make it, please do!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (6FqZa)

220

Only you can save us, Obama Wan Cornholie! You're our only hope!

Posted by: Drooling Sharting ProgTard at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (AyGZp)

221 Put the lotion on its skin or else it gets The Yoko again.

Posted by: Gem at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (XoAz8)

222 We'll have to ask a lot of questions to find out why exactly Putin wanted this deal with North Korea.
Posted by: Robert Mueller
------------

If a deal is made, that alone will constitute cause for the continuing criminal investigation.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (N+Do/)

223 Might I say that Chris Wallace is a fucktwat pussyface nevertrumping shepsmith donut puncher.

That is all.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (+dsLj)

224 There is one thing I have not heard mentioned by any of the FNC anchors. Little Rocket Man was educated in Switzerland. He knows what the West is like. He was called back to Norkland when his daddy got sick. He might actually want peace.

That said, I have no idea how the people will react when they find out they've been lied to all these years.

Posted by: Bill R. at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (IuYIh)

225 This is going to sound gross, but did Kim Jong Un bring his own toilet because he knew they might find parasites in his poop, like they have with the defectors?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (PvFoN)
+++++++++
I can't imagine so. Kim looks pretty ... robust. Hard to accomplish that with gut parasites.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (1qrtS)

226 ''Of course, we'll be needing to talk to Mr. Un...
Posted by: Robert Mueller at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (vDqXW''

Waiting for Comey to weigh in with some divine advice.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (jm1YL)

227 What happened last night?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 09:58 PM


I'm not entirely sure, but I'm debating whether I should take a deeper look... Scanned teh ONT from last night this morning, but I didn't read everything...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (ejjyg)

228 171
I am betting that Trump screwed his wife or girlfriend.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 09:54 PM (dKiJG)



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The worst part was, he made DeNiro watch.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 09:56 PM (FsRTQ)

DeNiro played a tough New York mob boss. Donald Trump actually dealt with them.


Advantage: Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (0QYMt)

229 >> 190 They seem to be wearing abc patches on their clothes. There is some
sort of sporting event that seems to have pictures of them with the
patches- but not that specific photo yet.


That was probably one of those "Battle Of The Network Stars" they used to show in the 70s. They would put the girls in position to get their cloths wet to increase the ratings.

Posted by: bananadream at June 11, 2018 10:04 PM (yRBj9)

230 Just saw a clip of Lyin' Ben Rhodes telling Rachel Maddow that Trump will probably lie about what happened at the meeting. Says these are the two least trustworthy people in the world at this meeting.

I can't stand these idiots anymore.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (HiDrR)

231 >>>185 I wonder what is going through Fredo Dogeater's mind tonight?


A good stiff breeze.

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (TKQ/l)

232 224 There is one thing I have not heard mentioned by any of the FNC anchors. Little Rocket Man was educated in Switzerland. He knows what the West is like. He was called back to Norkland when his daddy got sick. He might actually want peace.

That said, I have no idea how the people will react when they find out they've been lied to all these years.
Posted by: Bill R. at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (IuYIh)

Good point... he is like the Lady riding the Tiger...

He needed to prove he was psychotic to keep his Generals in line...

Now... we'll see whether he is psychotic or not.

Posted by: Robert DeNero at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (NgKpN)

233 Bertram, had a Singapore Sling (at Raffles) when I was there in the early 90s. Meh. OK.


Any military history geeks expecting to visit S'pore, do check out the old British military HQ (underground). It's interesting and pretty well presented/preserved.


Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (QDnY+)

234 Like mouse clicks and incoming e-mail you can customize your 'shutter' sound.

Farts are very popular.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (1g7ch)

235 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.

Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LBSeG)

236
I just got back in and I see the big summit is on. I just heard that Whoah Fat brung his own terlet to Singapore, so paranoid he is.

I assume he's afraid someone might rig some sort of terlet death trap for him

And I wonder just how this works. Was it a porta-Johnnie or what?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (8O3HH)

237 188 Has anyone mentioned a Singapore Sling?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (IqV8l)


Damn, I went to Singapore twice, and never thought to order one of those.

Singapore is hot and humid. And not really like anyplace else. The food is awesome, even in the most humble surroundings. They put ice in beer, sometimes, and it's so hot it will make sense. There's a building that looks like there's a giant boat across three vertical buildings. Just go there. While you're at it, eat the chili crab, the claypot rice, and, um, seriously, the frog congee.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (Vb4BV)

238 Its Haracles.

Posted by: PhilDirt at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (SDT9J)

239 216 Why, MisHum? Why? Is there even a picture of The Handshake here?

I guess we are being punished, on this of all nights. Yeah, it happens. OK, which thread contains what we are being punished for?
Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:02 PM (Vb4BV)

Punishment?
You know, some of us enjoy all varieties of art.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (R4J/B)

240 Here's where we find out North Korea is a real life Wakanda,

Posted by: Blue Falcon in Boston at June 11, 2018 10:06 PM (N5dam)

241 How weird was it seeing the Stars and Stripes next to the Nork flag. Weird , right?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:43 PM (+Tibp)
++++++++
Yes. Spooky. Never thought I'd see it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:06 PM (hYcqw)

242 ''Put the lotion on its skin or else it gets The Yoko again.''

We are like a bunch of kindergarteners that need attitude adjustment from time to time. I accept that and will walk the straight and narrow from now on.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:06 PM (jm1YL)

243 Ah ha! Found it by turning safesearch off.

https://tinyurl.com/ybtqdmc2

This is a cropped, flipped photo from the one in the click bait bit. Also, the click bait was enhanced.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 10:06 PM (JHatX)

244 I love Singapore. GREAT FOOD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:06 PM (rzeBH)

245 235 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LBSeG)

--------

Funny, but it's all the rage in Pyongyang.

Posted by: This Is CNN at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (FsRTQ)

246 Damned powerful picture of PDT and the Nork kid.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (0tfLf)

247 is going to sound gross, but did Kim Jong Un bring his own toilet because he knew they might find parasites in his poop, like they have with the defectors?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (PvFoN)
+++++++++
I can't imagine so. Kim looks pretty ... robust. Hard to accomplish that with gut parasites.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:03 PM (1qrtS)

From what I have read they think most of the population in the north has them, they use Human waste as fertilizer.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (dKiJG)

248 >> I wonder what is going through Fredo Dogeater's
>> mind tonight?

Cock. Can he take that whole cock down his throat, he's pondering.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (8O3HH)

249 235 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LBSeG)

Our oldest daughter who was about 10 at the time did that to her youngest sister age 4.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (R4J/B)

250 Trump is prolly making side deals for N Korea to buy US steel,and aluminum..

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (ICWiF)

251 207
Why..... Why why why why why why...(unintelligible) why why why why...

Are you mocking me?

Posted by: Nancy Kerrigan at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (nisXv)

252 MisHum: I had a very challenging day today, and to put the icing on the cake, you inflicted Yoko on me. That was mean.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

253 Tofu Anderson Cooper sock

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (FsRTQ)

254 No - the worst Yoko ever was the drawing that John Lennon did of her playing with her woolly mammoth.

Posted by: kallisto


Is that what he called it ?

Posted by: JT at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (erHz8)

255

If Hillary was President this never would have happened! You Bastards!

*shits pants during seizure*

Posted by: Drooling Sharting ProgTard at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (AyGZp)

256 Tofu? Shit.

Tim Cook, you win.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (FsRTQ)

257 Towards the end last night (well, end for me, 11'ish or so, PDTime) there was a tedious flame-war over an old topic (women, men, women and men, whatever).


"Two bald men fight over a comb" (Russian proverb)

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (QDnY+)

258 Yeah, I read that he was educated in Switzerland but anyone who feeds his relatives to wild dogs doesn't want peace.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (9YKBM)

259 Just saw a clip of Lyin' Ben Rhodes telling Rachel Maddow that Trump will probably lie about what happened at the meeting.

Well, if anyone knows about Presidents lying about interactions with rogue international regimes...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (rzeBH)

260 anyone who feeds his relatives to wild dogs doesn't want peace.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (9YKBM)

you've never met my sister

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Ydx5u)

261 If this summit is a success, meaning an agreement to denuclearization is pretty concrete, I'd say that's the biggest geopolitical "win" for the West since the fall of the Berlin Wall.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (l14X/)

262 I love Singapore. GREAT FOOD.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:06 PM (rzeBH)

The chewing gum sucks.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (n13/j)

263 That was probably one of those "Battle Of The Network Stars" they used to show in the 70s. They would put the girls in position to get their cloths wet to increase the ratings.
Posted by: bananadream at June 11, 2018 10:04 PM (yRBj9)

Hey, that was "appointment TV", learned a lot watching those events.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (oLa9K)

264 239 Punishment?
You know, some of us enjoy all varieties of art.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (R4J/B)


Ouch. Of course that cannot mean "I, MisHum, actually enjoy Yoko," so it has to mean "I, MisHum, got this unpaid job by pretending I was not a performance artist and then unleashed my performance art on unsuspecting morons when they would least expect it."

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Vb4BV)

265 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.
Posted by: Infidel
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I'd not like to be his tailor.

Posted by: Warren Zevon at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (wA0yZ)

266 ''Punishment?
You know, some of us enjoy all varieties of art.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (R4J/B)''

Ok now he's mocking us. I accept that also and agree that it's deserved.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:10 PM (jm1YL)

267 Yeah, I read that he was educated in Switzerland but anyone who feeds his relatives to wild dogs doesn't want peace.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (9YKBM)

--------

Ever caught a mortar round, gwei lo?

Posted by: Phat Phuk at June 11, 2018 10:10 PM (FsRTQ)

268 Nightmare Fuel - Nork kids sing praises of Marshal Tito, thus showing Juche is SMR Theory-curious.

https://youtu.be/dU53KD1DB8Y

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

269 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LBSeG)

It's the same haircut as his Grandfather and because he looks like him, he did it to help cement his power with the people.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (dKiJG)

270 260 anyone who feeds his relatives to wild dogs doesn't want peace.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (9YKBM)

you've never met my sister
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Ydx5u

**SNORT**

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (R4J/B)

271 Yes, as noted in recent days, food in S'pore is outstanding. Food courts for the win.


Being literally on the equator, things are a bit warm and muggy. But squeaky clean and orderly. And nice adventurous destinations are close at hand (Borneo, western Indonesia, Gulf of Thailand).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (QDnY+)

272 Sure he's an evil dictator who fed some relatives to dogs, but can't we knock off the fat jokes?

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (vDqXW)

273 260

lolol

Posted by: kallisto at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (ggiQo)

274 No Orchard Towers jokes yet?

It's almost like I don't know you people any more...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (ejjyg)

275 I guess you get what you pay for.

Posted by: Rocky Raccoon at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (B6UVL)

276 Just saw a clip of Lyin' Ben Rhodes telling Rachel Maddow that Trump will probably lie about what happened at the meeting.

Well, if anyone knows about Presidents lying about interactions with rogue international regimes...
Posted by: Circa
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They're all projection, all of the time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (lpszU)

277 Was last night so bad? I was at work for a bit and then played Vampyr when I got home.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (JHatX)

278 anyone who feeds his relatives to wild dogs doesn't want peace.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:08 PM (9YKBM)

you've never met my sister
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Ydx5u

No, we haven't.

Have we?

/dramatic music stab

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (rzeBH)

279 If anyone didnt see the Rodman interview on CNN, it is worth a watch. CNN is probably still trying to put out the fires there.

https://youtu.be/IS494th_Js4

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (+dsLj)

280 No Orchard Towers jokes yet?

It's almost like I don't know you people any more...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (ejjyg)


I counted four already.

Posted by: hogmartin at June 11, 2018 10:13 PM (fZuhk)

281 Lincolntf, great to see your nic!


And I'd partially agree.


I think there's a 2- or 3-way tie in that category, but won't bother trying to argue it here, sadly.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 10:13 PM (QDnY+)

282 Trump is prolly making side deals for N Korea to buy US steel,and aluminum..

Posted by: sOME mORON at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (ICWiF)



You too, can make your Country Great Again.

lol. I can just hear it.

Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:13 PM (LBSeG)

283 235 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (LBSeG)


There's this YouTube channel called Asian Boss, and among their offerings are interviews with North Koreans who've escaped to South Korea. They find this and other questions easy to answer.

What's up with KJU's haircut?

He's trying to look like his revered grandfather.

Why is he so fat?

He's trying to look like his revered grandfather.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:13 PM (Vb4BV)

284 Howdy Horde.

I hope we don't have a repeat of last night's outrageousness.

OK Steve???

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 11, 2018 10:13 PM (QU+qf)

285 Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?


Heroin?

Posted by: tu3031 at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (O5Q3r)

286 you've never met my sister
Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Ydx5u)

On a happier note your sister and Jan D'oh's sister would probably get along like a house of fire. They sounds very similar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (0/+vJ)

287 271 Yes, as noted in recent days, food in S'pore is outstanding. Food courts for the win.


Being literally on the equator, things are a bit warm and muggy. But squeaky clean and orderly. And nice adventurous destinations are close at hand (Borneo, western Indonesia, Gulf of Thailand).

Posted by: rhomboid at June 11, 2018 10:11 PM (QDnY+)

I can't eat shellfish...and I lived there for 4 years. It was brutal!

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (Enq6K)

288 WTF is going with Kim's hair cut. My goodness, it horrendous.
Posted by: Infidel at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM
~~~~~

Don't mention that to JackStraw. He thinks he'd rock that.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (HiDrR)

289 264 239 Punishment?
You know, some of us enjoy all varieties of art.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:05 PM (R4J/B)

Ouch. Of course that cannot mean "I, MisHum, actually enjoy Yoko," so it has to mean "I, MisHum, got this unpaid job by pretending I was not a performance artist and then unleashed my performance art on unsuspecting morons when they would least expect it."
Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:09 PM (Vb4BV)

Unpaid?

Maybe OregonMuse or that J.J. Sefton guy, I get the AoS Dental and Vision. So there is that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (R4J/B)

290 Feel free to mention others, rhomboid. I'm 47 years old and the Berlin Wall coming down was the best comparison that I could think of. It feels (or will feel if it happens) almost the same to me.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (l14X/)

291 I think it was 2 or 3 nights ago someone made a wisecrack about Yoko and MisHum said, "OK you asked for it."

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2018 10:15 PM (TKQ/l)

292 Tami, I feel for you.

While I eat this shrimp.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:15 PM (rzeBH)

293 Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's
not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What
was it?

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)

She made a great sammich!

Posted by: zombiejohnlennon at June 11, 2018 10:15 PM (8D00I)

294 279 If anyone didnt see the Rodman interview on CNN, it is worth a watch. CNN is probably still trying to put out the fires there.

https://youtu.be/IS494th_Js4
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 10:12 PM (+dsLj)


CNN dude looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone, interviewing a dude in a MAGA hat, and a black dude wearing a MAGA hat because that screws up the whole narrative.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:15 PM (Vb4BV)

295 ''Trump is prolly making side deals for N Korea to buy US steel,and aluminum.. ''

PDT to Li'l Kim, "Need oil? Our frackers are standing by.''

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:16 PM (jm1YL)

296 "Says these are the two least trustworthy people in the world at this meeting. "

Suppose, for the sake of argument, that what Ben Rhodes is saying, that these ARE the two least trustworthy people in the world. You know what that means? It means they understand each other, it means each of them knows what the other one is like, and neither one really believes he can put anything over on the other one, because each one has got to put all of his focus on something not being put over on him.

These are the kinds of partners who can actually make a deal - not because they're "good", they're not, but because it is in their own self interest to do so, because they each *need* a deal for their own situations. And because they understand each other, and they each realize that there's no advantage to be gained by playing games.

This of course depends on Kim being somewhat intelligent, and only playing at being a psychopath to keep his generals guessing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 10:16 PM (V2Yro)

297 Part of me thinks that letter recently delivered to Trump said "Uncle! We'll do what you want just feed us!"

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 10:16 PM (+Tibp)

298 >> No Orchard Towers jokes yet?

You've got to call it by its proper name, the Four Floors. The Four Floors of Whores. In Singapore.

Now, tell me, does Singapore have the ladyboy presence that Thailand does?

Damn, I'd hate to see a Nork ladyboy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (8O3HH)

299 "Ah ha! Found it by turning safesearch off."

Yowsa!

Posted by: d'f at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (UdKB7)

300 292 Tami, I feel for you.

While I eat this shrimp.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:15 PM (rzeBH)

I swear they had prawns the size of a ribeye. I often debated not eating the shellfish vs a trip to the hospital.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (Enq6K)

301 OT: I've mentioned my neighbors who I think are in the witness protection program before.

Well, yesterday, the one that took me a year to decide is a male was in his driveway wearing yoga pants and a yoga bra. Wow!


Did I mention it's morbidly obese?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (9YKBM)

302 watching MASH on tv right now. It reminds how long this has been going on. If it were any other president , these talks would be heralded around the world.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (n13/j)

303 is this ONT a rerun?

Posted by: sinalco at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (yODqO)

304 I just watched Rodman on CNN. I don't know what to say. He blistered Jugears while wearing a MAGA hat.

On CNN.

My life is complete. I have seen everything.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)

305 Phat Boi there doesn't wanna end up like Nicolae 'Puppy' Ceaucescu or Qadaffi. He knows this is a possibility. He's trying to save his life and that of his family.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 10:18 PM (fA1SL)

306 On a happier note your sister and Jan D'oh's sister would probably get along like a house of fire.

I haven't seen their pictures but I dimly recall that Ace has posted better images of two women... getting along.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

307 F*** Ben Rhodes.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:18 PM (9YKBM)

308 >> 279 If anyone didnt see the Rodman interview on CNN, it is worth a watch. CNN is probably still trying to put out the fires there.

I watched that, and for some reason, now have severe munchies and a sudden interest in cryptocurrency.

Posted by: bananadream at June 11, 2018 10:18 PM (yRBj9)

309 President Trump proves he doesn't care about suffering as he rubs elbows with notorious ruthless dictator, known for numerous human rights abuses.

Posted by: CNN at June 11, 2018 10:18 PM (vDqXW)

310 I swear they had prawns the size of a ribeye. I often debated not eating the shellfish vs a trip to the hospital.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 10:17 PM (Enq6K)

we all had our crosses to bear. I won't lie to you, that one sucks.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:18 PM (n13/j)

311 Publius!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 10:19 PM (TdMsT)

312 Drudge has a link to a glowing profile of billionaire heiress Lauren Powell Jobs in some Seattle rag. . She is made out to be a driven tech genius of some sort because she is setting up and running yet another liberal think tank/NGO with her money to promote social change like open borders which she will be mostly shielded from due to her wealth. Her whole world view is liberal talking points and her amazing foundation filled with powerful liberal activists working to promote the liberal agenda. How's that for visionary and earthshaking?

Truly puke-worthy if you can make your way through it.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 10:19 PM (NbRJx)

313 I swear they had prawns the size of a ribeye.

Those giant black tiger prawns...gotta stop talking about this before bedtime.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:19 PM (rzeBH)

314 I just don't understand how the various grievance factions of the Left can be so happy being so miserable and angry all the time.

Posted by: Hikaru at June 11, 2018 10:19 PM (9De+S)

315 They can't comprehend how smart Rodman is.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:20 PM (9YKBM)

316 Ladyl!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 10:20 PM (9rIkM)

317 Brother: "And the Lord spake, saying, First shalt
thou take out the Holy Pin.


Then, shalt thou count to three, no more,
no less.


Three shalt be the number thou shalt
count, and the number of the counting

shalt be three.

Four shalt thou not count,
nor either count
thou two, excepting that
thou then proceed to three.

Five is right out.


Once the number three,
being the third number, be reached, then

lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of
Antioch towards thy foe, who being
naughty
in my sight, shall snuf it."

Maynard: Amen.

All: Amen.

Arthur:
Right! One. . . two. . . five!

Posted by: Dr_No at June 11, 2018 10:20 PM (imDUY)

318 Now, tell me, does Singapore have the ladyboy presence that Thailand does?



Damn, I'd hate to see a Nork ladyboy.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:17


Well, the Royal Thai Embassy is just 'round the corner from the Orchard Towers...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:20 PM (ejjyg)

319 for some reason I always get Dennis Rodman and RuPaul mixed up.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2018 10:20 PM (V2Yro)

320 Ladyl!
Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 10:20 PM (9rIkM)

Hey!

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 10:21 PM (TdMsT)

321 I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in.

Posted by: Daisy Cutter at June 11, 2018 10:21 PM (eGyiA)

322 Why did Dennis Rodman go to Koreas in the first place anyway? He was invited?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 10:21 PM (0/+vJ)

323 Now, tell me, does Singapore have the ladyboy presence that Thailand does?

Singapore does not ooze sleaze like Thailand.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:21 PM (rzeBH)

324 CNN dude looks like he's trying to pass a kidney stone, interviewing a dude in a MAGA hat, and a black dude wearing a MAGA hat because that screws up the whole narrative.

***************************

Who needs Disney soyboy movies, that was the best entertainment I've seen all year.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 10:22 PM (+dsLj)

325 OK Steve???

Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at June 11, 2018 10:13 PM (QU+qf)

Not the only one.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2018 10:22 PM (wYseH)

326 Why did Dennis Rodman go to Koreas in the first place anyway? He was invited?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2018 10:21 PM (0/+vJ)

basketball

Posted by: Nevergiveup at June 11, 2018 10:22 PM (Ydx5u)

327 >> Publius!
Posted by: Ladyl

Ladyl! Good to see you. How's it going with you?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)

328 Dennis Rodman's book, "Bad As I Wanna Be" is actually somewhere in my house. Don't know where it is, but it was a Bestseller that hit the clearance bin quick back when I was a Bookseller. I probably have more than one copy, now that I think of it. It was pretty bad.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:23 PM (l14X/)

329 If Whoa Fat! makes a deal that gives PDT a foreign policy win, Whoa Fat! will become the second-most hated man in ProgressiveLand, after PDT.

He'll never be invited on the Rick Madcow Show, will never be invited to one of Robert DeNiro's parties, and Nancy Pelosi will call him worse names than PDT ever did.

Does he understand the serious consequences involved?!

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2018 10:23 PM (AMIL/)

330 Why did Dennis Rodman go to Koreas in the first place anyway?

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Because Madonna couldnt.

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2018 10:23 PM (vIjh1)

331 I read Kim Jong Un speaks German, basic English and French.

While attending a Swiss school, he once got in trouble. The teacher was checking pupil's bags for cheat notes before an exam and caught Kim with a bondage porn mag.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 10:23 PM (PvFoN)

332 Lynda Carter? OK here's one from '77

http://tinyurl.com/ycr94xs3

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:23 PM (39g3+)

333 Think about it my brother 'rons and sister 'ettes. Herr Trumpenpanzer is this very moment deciding the future of the Korean peninsula.

Think about that. Right now.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (+Tibp)

334 Do Niro is a high school drop out punk. He has the audacity to lecture us in such a profane way?
Eff him.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (0tfLf)

335 323 Now, tell me, does Singapore have the ladyboy presence that Thailand does?

Singapore does not ooze sleaze like Thailand.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at June 11, 2018 10:21 PM (rzeBH)

No, not at all. I'm sure, if you dug real hard, you could find some but it's definitely not in your face like Thailand.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (Enq6K)

336 296 "Says these are the two least trustworthy people in the world at this meeting.

Obama could be absolutely trusted to do damage to the U.S. and Western civilization.
He could be trusted to do absolutely the wrong thing.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (nBr1j)

337 World Ends, Press Hardest Hit

Posted by: CNN at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (vDqXW)

338 These CNN hosts go through intensive testing and a multitude of interviews before they are hired. It stands to reason Rodman or any other random person is going to be much smarter than are they. You don't get that kind of consistent stupidity by accident.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (n13/j)

339 Who needs Disney soyboy movies, that was the best entertainment I've seen all year.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at June 11, 2018 10:22 PM (+dsLj)
++++++++++
I have a coworker. Borderline anarchist, but jumped ship for our current President. A couple of weeks ago, he mentioned that the current media madness compelled him to subscribe to cable. Another coworker corrected him and said. "you mean get rid of cable, right?"

His response? "No. I subscribed for the first time in years. MSNBC and CNN are the finest, most hilarious programming on television. It is a laugh riot from start to finish. It's hard to beat it for a $40/month basic cable subscription."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (hYcqw)

340 While attending a Swiss school, he once got in
trouble. The teacher was checking pupil's bags for cheat notes before an
exam and caught Kim with a bondage porn mag.

Posted by: redridinghood

You say that like its a bad thing.

Posted by: Marquis de Sade at June 11, 2018 10:25 PM (9rIkM)

341 Wow! What a great post. Best of Yoko Retrospective.

I'll be listening to these over and over for days.



I have had a Lennon song stuck in my head for a couple of days. Can't seem to get past the lines

"And when I see you, darlin',
It's like we both were fallin' in love again..."

Darlin/fallin? The Beatles got away with some distinctly non-rhyming lines, but John can't even get away with that one with the Liverpudlian accent.

Is there a term for "rhyme-ish"? I mean, would it have hurt him to try to make it rhyme? Lazy bastard.

It's like we're both George Carlin...
Jim Starlin...
just all in...
London callin'...
Yoko's appallin'...

Posted by: mindful webworker - yeah, yeah, yeah at June 11, 2018 10:25 PM (67teE)

342 He's trying to save his life and that of his family.

Secretary of State Hillary R. Clinton's ground-breaking prep work...

Posted by: Stringer Davis at June 11, 2018 10:25 PM (H5rtT)

343 333 Think about it my brother 'rons and sister 'ettes. Herr Trumpenpanzer is this very moment deciding the future of the Korean peninsula.

Think about that. Right now.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 10:24 PM (+Tibp)



I always new it would happen.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 10:25 PM (+lOpA)

344 You know what's sad to me? Trumps policies are good for even the vast majority of the people that hate him.
Honestly, Scott Adams is right. There are so many people out there simply hallucinating.
I knew this already, but someone wrote an article about it. For many, many people, aesthetics are everything.
You those people who buy Macs and drive BMW motorcycles? They believe everything Obama did was the greatest and the best, and concomitantly everything Trump does is least and the worst.
But I have good news. Every human attribute lies on a continuum, and the edges of aesthetics are giving way to more practical considerations.
I guess I'm getting cocky. It's just all this winning, you know?

Posted by: tehDave at June 11, 2018 10:25 PM (JkygK)

345 >>>Lincolntf, great to see your nic

longtime no see!

Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 10:25 PM (IVQr2)

346 I really hope that the Korea peace works. I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

347 No, not at all. I'm sure, if you dug real hard, you could find some but it's definitely not in your face like Thailand.

Posted by: Tami
ISWYDT

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (9rIkM)

348 ''Think about it my brother 'rons and sister 'ettes. Herr Trumpenpanzer is this very moment deciding the future of the Korean peninsula.''

And this is only year 2.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (jm1YL)

349 Rodman played in Detroit to start his NBA career. Chuck Daly was the coach. Word was, Daly was the first/best father figure the kid had ever had. Even then, there were signs Rodman was a bit out there. Then Daly left, Rodman went to Chicago - and that's when it got very strange indeed.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2018 10:27 PM (2xR5z)

350
.... and caught Kim with a bondage porn mag.

-----

*blink blink*

........ and????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2018 10:27 PM (vIjh1)

351 Hi, concrete girl. I'm still kind of banned, I assume, though it's been a couple years since I angered the Great Baboo, so I'm keeping a low profile. Couldn't resist posting about the Summit, though.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:27 PM (l14X/)

352 I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back

I don't see any upside for him, honestly. What is going to get better for him by giving his people freedom or opening his borders?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (39g3+)

353 First NK
Next Iran
Then Canada

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (r7veS)

354

Yoko loves us and will keep us safe! She'll stop the bad Trumpthing!

*fiercely whacks it to pic of Yoko naked*

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (AyGZp)

355 346. Kim has a daughter and - so far as anyone knows - no living male relatives. He's facing the end of the dynasty and he's looking to get out of this thing alive.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (fA1SL)

356 Ladyl! Good to see you. How's it going with you?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:22 PM (8O3HH)


Things are better than I deserve, although my poor dad is really failing. I hope God continues to shower you with every blessing.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (TdMsT)

357 VDH on Fox right now.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (+Tibp)

358 I really hope that the Korea peace works. I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)
++++++++++++
As do I. I hope the process is able to work. But the current Kim hasn't been in it for too long. He spent a meaningful amount of time abroad in the West. There may be hope. Maybe he murdered a big chunk of his family to clear the path. I don't pretend to know. I can just hope and pray for a successful outcome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (hYcqw)

359 Singapore!

The end of a Peninsula before islands grow;
Singapore!

Massive egos come together;

Singapore!

The last Cold War battle is here

Singapore!

Konigsberg? No One Gives a Crap

Singapore!

Wish I could have a Bond-like theme song done to Singapore !

*****hmmmph***** how 1970's grey Europe, tuck-and-hold, and aren't you just such a target? And did any of you wonder why you got punk?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elKdUBoCwa0



Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (0QYMt)

360 You tie me up now. Trumpson?

Posted by: Kim at June 11, 2018 10:28 PM (TKQ/l)

361 Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:14 PM (l14X/)

Are you going to behave?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 11, 2018 10:29 PM (wYseH)

362
Oh, just heard the reason Lil' Kim has that awful haircut is because he's channeling Granpa, Kim Il Sung, who wore it that way. He is the founder of the paradise that is North Korea.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)

363 I will do my best, CBD.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:29 PM (l14X/)

364 Palomino.

Palomino!

PALOMINO! PALOMINO

Posted by: San Fran Nan at June 11, 2018 10:29 PM (+Tibp)

365 ''Darlin/fallin? The Beatles got away with some distinctly non-rhyming lines, but John can't even get away with that one with the Liverpudlian accent. ''

Yes he could. He was John Lennon, a Beatle. Period, end of story.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:30 PM (jm1YL)

366 .... and caught Kim with a bondage porn mag.

-----

*blink blink*

........ and????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2018 10:27 PM (vIjh1)
**************************

Featuring Stormy Daniels/

Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 10:30 PM (PvFoN)

367 346 I really hope that the Korea peace works. I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

His freedom. I mean real freedom from Globalist powers that be.

Posted by: Hope's Rolo at June 11, 2018 10:30 PM (r7veS)

368 "http://tinyurl.com/ycr94xs3

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

Hmm. She's an outie.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (w+Jhj)

369 115 Votermom linked this picture on Sunday:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yapxeppg

Heh.
Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM (sdi6R)
--------------------------------------------

Shouldn't have shown that to Mr. DeV. as he was eating a brownie. Nearly choked!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (0jtPF)

370 Sometimes a minimalist thread makes for a nice change of pace. A lot of times there's a lot of material in the ONT to get through. Much of the time it's disturbing and not conducive to sleep. Not that Yoko is... oh never mind.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (/qEW2)

371
NEW from @PressSec : "Earlier today.. Larry Kudlow, experienced what his doctors say, was a very mild heart attack. Larry is currently in good condition at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center and his doctors expect he will make a full and speedy recovery."

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (y3aQB)

372 My suspicion is China is trying to sandbag Trump with Kim, Trump knows it, and is going to sandbag China with Kim.

Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (TKQ/l)

373 On the live feed during the very brief photo op upstairs moments ago, it was hard to clearly hear what Pres. Trump was saying across the table to Kim above all the camera noise. So I was just watching him look at Kim in between translations and did I see....what the heck???....a look of compassion???

Then ,just like that it was "Thank-you, Thank you everyone and the feed was hustled out the room.
WT....heck?

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (kFkpX)

374 I really hope that the Korea peace works. I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)


The probability of a Korean peace deal working out run the gamut from 0% all the way to .000036%.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:32 PM (ZxqOz)

375 Nice. Some commentator from MSNBC described the combination of DPRK and USA flags behind Trump and Kim greeting and shaking hands a "debasement of the American flag."

Just. Wow. Isn't this attempt better than cutting straight to a damn war?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:32 PM (hYcqw)

376 >> Hmm. She's an outie.

Innies and outies mean something else to me. I was getting my hopes up to look at that link. It was nice, mind you, but not what I was hoping for.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:32 PM (8O3HH)

377 .... and caught Kim with a bondage porn mag.

-----

*blink blink*

........ and????

Posted by: fixerupper at June 11, 2018 10:27 PM (vIjh1)
**************************

Featuring Stormy Daniels/
Posted by: redridinghood at June 11, 2018 10:30 PM (PvFoN)


Actually it was David Carridine.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2018 10:33 PM (1g7ch)

378 how've you been the last few years Lincolntf ?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:33 PM (6FqZa)

379 ''Wish I could have a Bond-like theme song done to Singapore !''

Dum, da, da, dum, dum, dum, dum, dum Siing a Singapore.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:33 PM (jm1YL)

380 Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?
Posted by: Tuna


Apparently, if you do enough of the right wrong kind of drugs, that's what beautiful looks like? And sounds like?

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (JGBbg)

381 374 I really hope that the Korea peace works. I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

The probability of a Korean peace deal working out run the gamut from 0% all the way to .000036%.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:32 PM (ZxqOz)


If nothing happens it's no big deal because nothing positive has happened since 1953. Just ask all the living former presidents.

If something does happen then there will be monitoring, etc. More to lose in the long run if we "gain" something from this summit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (R4J/B)

382 Actually it was David Carridine.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2018 10:33 PM (1g7ch)


Self-bondage snuff porn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (ZxqOz)

383 Off hairy brown eye sock.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (r7veS)

384 >> Things are better than I deserve, although my poor dad is really failing. I hope God continues to shower you with every blessing.

---------------------------------

I'm sorry to hear that. That can really get you. My father, 90, is coming back after breaking his hip, but he's going down as well.

Thank's for the well wishes, and I hope the same for you, Ladyl.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (8O3HH)

385 The talks certainly have a chance to work.

Trump wouldn't be there otherwise.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 10:35 PM (+lOpA)

386

I love Yoko's urban anal jewishness! So hot!

*sobs*

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at June 11, 2018 10:35 PM (AyGZp)

387 Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2018 10:27 PM (2xR5z)

Rodman was basically adopted by a white family when he was a young man. I don't know if something happened with that relationship after he went a little nuts.

Posted by: Count of Monte Dracula at June 11, 2018 10:35 PM (2DOZq)

388 I think peace is no problem, no more state of war between Koreas and no weapons aimed at each other, etc. That part is the simple one, its cheaper for both countries and basically its been peace for a long time now, just not officially.

But opening borders and creating a single Korea? I don't see that happening for several reasons.

First, it means the end of the Kim dynasty and not in a pleasant way for Kim Jong Un and his family. Once the people of NK find out the truth of how they have lived and didn't have to? Not good for them.

Second, it means that China no longer has a horrendous border that nobody wants to flee across. Nobody runs away from China TO North Korea now, that's like moving away from California to Detroit for a better job.

Third, it means a huge fight over who runs the place. This isn't like Germany where one regime just collapses due to no Soviet support any longer. Its one nation or the other, who gets to run things?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:36 PM (39g3+)

389 That calls for some Val-
U-Rite in multiple paper cups right there I'm sayin....

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 11, 2018 10:36 PM (kFkpX)

390 really hope that the Korea peace works. I just don't know what anyone can offer the Kims and entourage that would convince them to end their tyranny. Once people go that far down that road there aren't many routes back
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:26 PM (6FqZa)

Nobody really knows how politics work in North Korea, I have have read where Kim really wasn't in power and it's the Generals that are in charge and don't want change and they ordered the hit on the brother.and so he slowly killed those that opposed him. Or it's China that is pulling the strings.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 10:36 PM (dKiJG)

391 There will be a yuuuuuuge announcement at the end of this bank on it. I'd say the end of the Korean war or something and some kind of concession on our side.

Posted by: james the deplorable disciple of kek at June 11, 2018 10:36 PM (jxw6R)

392 The talks certainly have a chance to work.

Trump wouldn't be there otherwise.
Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 10:35 PM (+lOpA)


Personal message from Trump - you can be more like Singapore in twenty years or Libya in two. Nothing to lose.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at June 11, 2018 10:36 PM (1g7ch)

393 387 Rodman was basically adopted by a white family when he was a young man. I don't know if something happened with that relationship after he went a little nuts.
Posted by: Count of Monte Dracula at June 11, 2018 10:35 PM (2DOZq)


There are three kinds of nuts. Good nuts, bad nuts, and Deez Nutz. Today forces us to consider that Rodman might be Good Nuts.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:37 PM (Vb4BV)

394 Seems like we're missing an ONT musical interlude.

I'm here to fix that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIhObHkX-D0

Annie FTW.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 10:37 PM (sdi6R)

395 Hi, Boulder t'hobo. Been doing well. At the moment I'm on vacation at Cape Cod, second day here, so just chilling out and fishing with my brother, eating lobster rolls, trying to get all my New England time for a year crammed into 10 days. Then I'm back to NC, where I'm still a sportscaster, but for a different company than when I posted here last. Covered the NFL Spring League, some college lacrosse, tons of hoops lately. How about you? I trust/hope all is well.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:38 PM (l14X/)

396 385 agreed there are always ways. If one could never offer a dictator a way out, then you could never negotiate with them. Certainly we can give him some cash to retire to South America or somewhere. The key is is winding the country down from absurd cult to something just horrible. Maybe the people are already over Kim, and he knows that?

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:38 PM (n13/j)

397 Definitely a soy based ONT.

Yeargh!!

Posted by: Kreplach at June 11, 2018 10:38 PM (UfMVm)

398 Stupid question: is the US actually "at war" with the North? I didn't think we ever declared war, it was just a UN police action.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (+Tibp)

399 what I heard is that Kim Wo Phat ordered the purge of his family and military precisely because he was worried about Chinese moles.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

400 "Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?

Posted by: Tuna



Apparently, if you do enough of the right wrong kind of drugs, that's what beautiful looks like? And sounds like?



Posted by: mikeski"

That other girl he ran off with for awhile was much better looking, but then he went back to Yoko. Who knows?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)

401 That CNN interview was longer than Rodman's marriage to Carmen Electra.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (xPl2J)

402 Hey everybody.

Hey Margarita! You saw my response to you last night, right? I want to make sure we're cool.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (eMKNe)

403 Rodman was the kind of basketball player I couldn't stand when he was playing. He was a thug that hacked and bashed people the was all innocent when they got called for charging or retaliating. He got lots of rebounds because that's all he tried to do -- and he'd crash anyone who got in his way to do it. I hated that whole Pistons team, really.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (39g3+)

404
Trumpthing is gonna trigger WWIII Hitler Jew Tariffs! How can I abort black babies on Good Morning Amerika and send flyover rednecks to the camps if he won't bend over for CNN! Mommmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee..............

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (AyGZp)

405 175 'Never understood Lennon's attraction to Ono. She's not a pretty woman.. not even good looking. She's not talented. What was it?
Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 09:57 PM (jm1YL)


Uh, listen to the lyrics of "Don't Let Me Down" again.

tl;dr: amazing in the sack

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (Vb4BV)

406
The ChiComs don't want US troops on their border, which is what it would be if Korea were unified under South-like control.

Any deal is going to have to involve getting our troops out. Maybe China might agree to let the whole peninsula go South like if we'll agree to withdraw. But I just don't know about that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:40 PM (8O3HH)

407 Good thing I keep this iPad muted.

And "worst Yoko ever" is redundant.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 11, 2018 10:40 PM (EZebt)

408 Votermom linked this picture on Sunday:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/yapxeppg



Heh.

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 09:50 PM



Oh, FFS...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:40 PM (ejjyg)

409 And then, one day, someone decided to throw the cat into the washing machine,

because.

Posted by: franksalterego at June 11, 2018 10:40 PM (3cq8T)

410 bth......i'll see you Friday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at June 11, 2018 10:40 PM (mMeIQ)

411 The only way NK will no longer be a threat is if they reunite with the South. Otherwise any deal is just temporary until we discover NK has violated the terms.

Posted by: Count of Monte Dracula at June 11, 2018 10:40 PM (2DOZq)

412 My guess is Ono was some kind of "Muse" for John. Stoned out of his mind and tripping on stupid Maharishi crap, Yoko probably said all the things that made him feel wise and sounded deep and profound to a limited intellect stewed with drugs.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:41 PM (39g3+)

413 Hello to everyone I haven't cyber-seen in a year or two. Excelsior, ummm, or something like that.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:41 PM (l14X/)

414 Got home from the store and there are a lot more shots of Kim and Trump. In the meeting and on a balcony.

Man I really hope this comes off. It'll make all the jokers before Trump look like dunces.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 10:41 PM (4ErVI)

415 388 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:36 PM (39g3+)
++++++++
Agree, not at all like Germany. Nor will it be a fast solution. There will be stages, if it works at all. Some concessions on both sides to start (diplomatic recognition by US in exchange for something meaningful like weapons inspectors and access, would be my guess). Eventually, a formal end to hostilities. As it moves on, unification will probably be on the table but certainly not now. Also unlike Germany, there is nothing really to absorb in the North. East Germany had industrial plant and food. It was poor and brutal but it had something. I doubt the South could afford to absorb the North even if it were politically possible to do it immediately. It easily could have broken Germany, which was richer and absorbing a much less (comparatively) poor neighbor. I doubt we'll see unification for a generation or more, even if everything works out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (hYcqw)

416 It was the butt stuff.

Posted by: Yoko at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (TKQ/l)

417 If nothing happens it's no big deal because nothing positive has happened since 1953. Just ask all the living former presidents.

Yep. And Trump has already moved the needle on the Norks more than any of his predecessors did, regardless of what happens.

If something does happen then there will be monitoring, etc. More to lose in the long run if we "gain" something from this summit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (R4J/B)


I'm not sure what you mean by that second sentence.

I don't hold out any hope for any serious deal to come out of this because the South Koreans are too weak and have been begging the North to be friends for too long. The Norks know that the South Koreans will do anything just to have Kim wave "Hello" to them and that is not a good place to be in a negotiation.

I trust that Trump won't make any shit deals with this but I think that the drooling, whining South Koreans in the background are a major stumbling block ... and there's nothing that can be done about that.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (ZxqOz)

418 >> It was the butt stuff.
Posted by: Yoko

How can one tell which end is which with you?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

419 5 I wonder what is going through Fredo Dogeater's mind tonight?
Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at June 11, 2018 09:59 PM (+Tibp)


Probably an 8-ball and several bottles of merlow.

Posted by: Soona at June 11, 2018 10:43 PM (Fs5vw)

420 ...and...

there went my Power Steering Pump.

RIP little buddy.

243k
That was a good run.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 10:43 PM (Z+ROM)

421 Not many people anticipated the Berlin wall suddenly coming down, but it did. Who knows what will happen?

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 10:43 PM (w+Jhj)

422 just been working, l'tf. had a funemployment stint last winter but that's done.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 10:43 PM (6FqZa)

423 ''Man I really hope this comes off. It'll make all the jokers before Trump look like dunces.''

I like to picture Obama watching this with steam coming out of his head.

Posted by: Tuna at June 11, 2018 10:44 PM (jm1YL)

424 I wish I was drinking a Singapore sling now.. seems appropriate

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 10:44 PM (PEJUg)

425 That Yoko thing was terrifying.

Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at June 11, 2018 10:44 PM (nBr1j)

426
Only Nixon could go to China.

Only Trump can go to North Korea.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (8O3HH)

427 372 My suspicion is China is trying to sandbag Trump with Kim, Trump knows it, and is going to sandbag China with Kim.
Posted by: davidt at June 11, 2018 10:31 PM (TKQ/l)

Hey, Kim, I'll make you a deal. Stop being a dick, and you can have all the nukes you want. With big pretty U.S. Flags on the side. All over your country. No one will ever mess with you again.

Oh, and clean up those gulags, they'll look like shit next to our pretty new missile tubes.

Posted by: PDT at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (BRvh1)

428 420 ...and...

there went my Power Steering Pump.

RIP little buddy.

243k
That was a good run.
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 10:43 PM (Z+ROM)

He left it all on the court.

Gave 110%.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (JHatX)

429 >>That Yoko thing was terrifying.


Teeth only a brit could love.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (Z+ROM)

430 Hello to everyone I haven't cyber-seen in a year or two. Excelsior, ummm, or something like that.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:41 PM (l14X/)

---------

Hello back to you. I decided to come back as well. Good to be back.

Posted by: ManWithNoParty at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (I16G8)

431 Only Obama could go to the Middle East and apologize.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (xPl2J)

432 Singapore Slings are delicious...

but don't chew any gum around one. It'll be your ass in the sling...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

433 Stupid question: is the US actually "at war" with the North? I didn't think we ever declared war, it was just a UN police action.

Posted by: San Fran Nan at June 11, 2018 10:39 PM (+Tibp)


We haven't declared war since the end of WWII. Yeah ... the US waited until the Russkie UN ambassador went to the bathroom and then the Security Council held the vote on the Norks. What a load.

But whatever anyone wants to term the war with North Korea, it never ended, legalistically.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (ZxqOz)

434 Not many people anticipated the Berlin wall suddenly coming down, but it did.

Nobody saw it coming when it happened. There were those who said the Soviet Union was unsustainable but nobody really could guess how long it would take or the form it would take. The fact that it was so peaceful, painless, and fast was astounding. It was almost like one day you woke up and the east was free. Like everyone all at once over there said "you know what? This isn't working." It was a miracle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (39g3+)

435 *Raises Bourbon*

Godspeed Pumpy

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (Z+ROM)

436 If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (ejjyg)

437 How can one tell which end is which with you?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (8O3HH)

Just stick in in the quieter end.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (BRvh1)

438 We only signed a cease fire with NK.

Posted by: Count of Monte Dracula at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (2DOZq)

439 It was a miracle.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (39g3+)

Indeed

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (BRvh1)

440 >>>243k

that's alot.
my 95 has 133, and my 02 has 58.

Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (IVQr2)

441

Hey, what if pics come out of Trumpthing and Kim having buttsex in a tub of urine wearing Catholic dog collars, with a gay pizza-cake in the background and then a butch lesbo-yeti comes in and sword fights 'em with a strap-on, THAT'll teach those red state 8ters a lesson!

Actually, if I throw in a trans dino, that'll be a great lesson plan for my Kindergarten class...

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (AyGZp)

442 Man I really hope this comes off. It'll make all the jokers before Trump look like dunces.

Yeah Bill Clinton was making noises like he'd have done it if only he'd had more time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (39g3+)

443 Obama is crying tonight.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (uN03s)

444 Only Nixon could go to China.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (8O3HH)


Personally, I think Nixon's opening of China was a huge mistake.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:47 PM (ZxqOz)

445 Is it Her-CU-le-an or Hercu-LE-an?
Posted by: Semi-engaged Scroller

Its Haracles.
Posted by: PhilDirt


It does work well in the original Greek.

Heraklean. HAIR-uh-clean.

I should trademark that, and market a shampoo.

Posted by: mikeski at June 11, 2018 10:48 PM (JGBbg)

446 >>that's alot.


Poor thing. I beat the hell out of that truck and all it does is keep going.

Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 10:48 PM (Z+ROM)

447 Personally, I think Nixon's opening of China was a huge mistake.

I agree, as long as we viewed and understood them as Red China, enemies of the west, we had a proper grasp on the situation. Treating them as China, trading partner was a huge mistake.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (39g3+)

448 436 If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (ejjyg)


Obama, of course.

But seriously, both PDT and Kim.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (+CzJu)

449 Question at Quora:

What if Starbucks started serving bubble tea? How happy would you be?

Those ain't bubbles...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

450
"If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto"
Barack Obama of course. For his 8 years of hard work laying the groundwork.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (NbRJx)

451 If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto


Seriously?

Posted by: Leftist Nobel Prize Awarder People at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (JGBbg)

452 If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (ejjyg)

That one is obvious. Either Kim or Obama for sure.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:50 PM (n13/j)

453 436 If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (ejjyg)

I would say they should both get it. Kim may be a horrible bastard who should be remembered alongside Tito, Ceaucescu, Castro, Hoxha, etc., but he also is at least making moves towards peace without needing to get murdered into agreeing.

Maybe also throw in Xi and whoever the useless jerk from the ROK is, just for form's sake.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 10:50 PM (BRvh1)

454 Personally, I think Nixon's opening of China was a huge mistake.

Seeing beaming in China with a shit-eating grin, pissed me off. He looked like a supplicant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:50 PM (+CzJu)

455 The press conference is 4 am EST.

I guess I'll watch it on You Tube tomorrow.

Good Night, Sweeties.

Posted by: ALH at June 11, 2018 10:50 PM (uN03s)

456 Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (ZxqOz)

If Trump does secure some type of agreement. That is just the first step. There will have to be the trust but verify thing. That was my 2nd point. And it will require work, not that the left would understand that.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:50 PM (R4J/B)

457 >>Obama is crying tonight.


It puts the lobster in the bowl or else I don't lubricate my pole.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at June 11, 2018 10:51 PM (Z+ROM)

458 Heh

"I'm not sure it's possible to capture an entire era in one image, but Dennis Rodman running a cryptocurrency grift on live TV from the North Korea summit while wearing a MAGA is a serious nominee"
--Benjy Sarlin

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:51 PM (39g3+)

459 Is the meeting over? It's been 2 hours. I am on the deck with a pone and a laptop, not in front of a TV, trying to follow developments online.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:51 PM (l14X/)

460 "If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto"
Barack Obama of course. For his 8 years of hard work laying the groundwork.
Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (NbRJx)


For his work in promoting midnight basketball in North Korea.

Midnight basketball - is there anything it can't do?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:51 PM (+CzJu)

461 Wasn't Korea referred to as a Police Action?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:52 PM (9YKBM)

462 Maybe also throw in Xi and whoever the useless jerk from the ROK is, just for form's sake.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 10:50 PM (BRvh1)


Maybe, but they're really bit players in this, at least on the public stage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:52 PM (+CzJu)

463 I just...I....It doesn't...I just...I can't...I'm not sure I can even...

Posted by: Ben Rhodes at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (+Tibp)

464 They are still in the bilateral meetings to be followed by a working lunch and press conference around 4 am eastern. And then wheels up for the leaders.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (PEJUg)

465 Imagine what the Magic Negro is feeling right now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (+CzJu)

466 431 Only Obama could go to the Middle East and apologize.
Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2018 10:45 PM (xPl2J)

--------

When the Middle East rejects CAT scanners and refuses to travel by air, maybe I'll take them seriously.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (FsRTQ)

467 They will give this year's Nobel Peace Prize to Justin Trudeau.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (xPl2J)

468 If something does happen then there will be monitoring, etc. More to lose in the long run if we "gain" something from this summit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 10:34 PM (R4J/B)

The thing is none of us knows what's going on behind the scenes. We can speculate all we want, but we don't have the information Trump has.

I think the idea mentioned above about China trying to pull a fast one via Kim has merit. I also think Trump would know it.

Kim had his uncle executed, and supposedly that guy was Mr. Pro-China in the upper echelons of the Nork government. But then he was meeting with Xi before the summit so who knows what that means.

There's also talk that everything is a done deal, they've met before and talk regularly, and this is just theater. Maybe. I could see Trump doing it as he loves to put on a show. Also everyone is going on about how huge of a risk this is, but maybe it isn't so huge because it's all been hashed out already.

We just don't know.

I hope it works. Pray for peace, but be ready for war I suppose.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (4ErVI)

469 Thanks, IC.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (l14X/)

470 This is a historic day....indeed! 1st Pres. Trump v. Kim

and then watching Rodman wearing a MAGA hat with tears rolling down his face while Cuomo looked like he just received a Gerbil/Porcupine Hybrid infusion up his evacuation route........priceless!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (kFkpX)

471

Kim is a traitor to the People who should denounce himself in front of a firing squad! I hates him! HATES HIM!

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (AyGZp)

472 13 No content except a link I'm not clicking. Nice.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at June 11, 2018 09:39 PM (/+bwe)

++++

The truly discerning know that there are three links. Though in this case, it might have been better not to have noticed them all.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (pvjTE)

473 http://bit.ly/2JF7T9E
====
Thread by @drawandstrike: "OK. IT IS TIME, IT IS TIME. For me to explain why Sessions & Rosenstein have been reluctant to hand over documents to these Congressional

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (y3aQB)

474 it would make me happy if the hill was spitting nails

Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (IVQr2)

475 461 Wasn't Korea referred to as a Police Action?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:52 PM (9YKBM)

Yep through the UN.

The beginning of the long, slow slide into losing with both hands tied behind our backs.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (4ErVI)

476 Yoko?
No Ko + So Ko = Yo Ko?
Hmmm

Posted by: Rex B at June 11, 2018 10:55 PM (0vLzt)

477

There are FOUR links!

Posted by: Drooling ProgTard Fascist at June 11, 2018 10:55 PM (AyGZp)

478 I don't hold out any hope for any serious deal to come out of this because the South Koreans are too weak and have been begging the North to be friends for too long. The Norks know that the South Koreans will do anything just to have Kim wave "Hello" to them and that is not a good place to be in a negotiation.

I trust that Trump won't make any shit deals with this but I think that the drooling, whining South Koreans in the background are a major stumbling block ... and there's nothing that can be done about that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:42 PM (ZxqOz)


I dunno about that. Veiled threats to pull out the tripwire US forces from South Korea would provide induce the South Korean leadership to do their Mt. St. Helens impression.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:55 PM (+CzJu)

479 Nobody saw it coming when it happened. There were those who said the Soviet Union was unsustainable but nobody really could guess how long it would take or the form it would take. The fact that it was so peaceful, painless, and fast was astounding.

It was only peaceful (to the outside) by sheer luck. It was extremely volatile and chancy. Remember the tanks firing into the Russian parliament? (BTW, Bill Clinton was AWOL from Washington at the time - not to be heard from for over a week, IIRC)

We got very lucky that the Soviet satellites decided to give up their nukes. I wouldn't have, had I been them, but luckily they did pretty quickly. But that was pure dumb luck since hardly anyone gaming out the collapse could have counted on that.

The person most surprised by the Soviet collapse was Mikhael Gorbachev. He had no clue that his policies of glasnost and perestroika were going to bring on the amazing collapse of the USSR (which is funny because everyone credited him with that). Gorbachev held on like crazy at the end, trying everything he could to keep it together.

It was almost like one day you woke up and the east was free. Like everyone all at once over there said "you know what? This isn't working." It was a miracle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 10:46 PM (39g3+)


It was a black swan. And we all got very, very lucky. There was no genius guiding anyone through this. It was a lot of bumbling and confusion but the chips just happened to fall the right way ... barely.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 10:56 PM (ZxqOz)

480 Sorry, but Preezy ShitMidas has already accepted the quota on Nobel Peace Prizes for American presidents.

Posted by: The Nobel Committee at June 11, 2018 10:56 PM (FsRTQ)

481 Wasn't Korea referred to as a Police Action?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:52 PM (9YKBM)

It was referred to by a lot of things I guess. I doubt many would consider the Chosin Resevoir as less of a war than most battles this nation has engaged in since World War 2.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 10:56 PM (n13/j)

482 The leaders of South Korea and Japan must be the most anxious and hopeful right now.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 10:56 PM (PEJUg)

483 The saturation nuclear strikes on June 12, 2018 caught North Korea completely by surprise. The United States had even claimed that all the B-1 bombers had been grounded for "safety reasons", to lull the Norks.

Kim Jong-Un was offered the choice of execution or becoming a groundskeeper at Mar a Lago.

Posted by: Niccolo M! at June 11, 2018 10:57 PM (dlwIY)

484 and then watching Rodman wearing a MAGA hat with tears rolling down his face

Really?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 10:57 PM (+CzJu)

485

If I was President, none of this bullshit would be happening! I'd be selling uranium to the Chicom fags and MIRV tech to the Russian homos! And I'd be fucking marvelous!

*hic*
*sharts*
*Daleks*

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 10:58 PM (AyGZp)

486 Magic Negro is passed out.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:58 PM (9YKBM)

487 South Korea has about 52 million people, very densely packed. North Korea is estimated to have about 24 Million, somewhat less densely packed.
North Korea is about 20% larger than SK, but is also more mountainous.

When the Berlin wall came down, West Germany had 63 million people. East Germany had about 16 Million. Total land area of Germany is about 50% than the size of NK and SK together.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 10:58 PM (w+Jhj)

488

Police Action 3: Back In Training

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 10:58 PM (IqV8l)

489 >>>But opening borders and creating a single Korea? I don't see that happening for several reasons.

Kim Jeb-Un. Act of rub.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 10:59 PM (/qEW2)

490 and then watching Rodman wearing a MAGA hat with tears rolling down his face



Really?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

For true.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 10:59 PM (9rIkM)

491 246
Damned powerful picture of PDT and the Nork kid.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 11, 2018 10:07 PM (0tfLf)

https://tinyurl.com/yd8gnc83

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 10:59 PM (rnXGe)

492 House Democrats deeply concerned about Trump sidelining our allies at G7...really? With allowed like these we don't need enemies.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:00 PM (PEJUg)

493 This whole approach is wrong. We have to use our tried and true method:

1. Invade;

2. Destroy the existing regime;

3. Let absolute fucking chaos ensue.

It's worked wonders in the Mideast and North Africa.

Posted by: Establishment Dems and Repubs Alike at June 11, 2018 11:00 PM (H5knJ)

494 Allies I mean

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:00 PM (PEJUg)

495
Kim Jong-Un was offered the choice of execution or becoming a groundskeeper at Mar a Lago.
Posted by: Niccolo M!


Groundskeeper Kimmy

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:00 PM (IqV8l)

496 All I can do is sit back and grin watching the press and the left baffled, speechless, confused, and confounded. How can this be happening? The evil Drumpf did it all wrong. He insulted the North Korean leader! He bypassed State! He is a fumbling moron! HE GRABS GIRLS WHO THROW THEMSELVES AT HIM BY THE P***Y!!! How can this be happening@??!??!?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (39g3+)

497 Magic Negro is passed out.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 10:58 PM (9YKBM)
=======
With Reggie Love on top of him

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (y3aQB)

498 House Democrats deeply concerned about Trump sidelining our allies at G7...really? With all[ies] like these we don't need enemies.

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:00 PM (PEJUg)


With Democrats like this we don't need enemies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (ZxqOz)

499 451
If something does come of this, who gets teh Nobel Peace Prize, PDT or Kim?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto



Seriously?



Posted by: Leftist Nobel Prize Awarder People at June 11, 2018 10:49 PM (JGBbg)

Dennis Rodman

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (rnXGe)

500 490 and then watching Rodman wearing a MAGA hat with tears rolling down his face

Really?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

For true.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 10:59 PM (9rIkM)


Wow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (+CzJu)

501 467 They will give this year's Nobel Peace Prize to Justin Trudeau EYEBROWS.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 11, 2018 10:53 PM (xPl2J)

FIFY

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (Enq6K)

502 So Trump is staying at, or at least departed from to go to the summit, the Shangri-La Hotel. I wonder if there was any symbolism involved in that choice.

Posted by: Bert G at June 11, 2018 11:02 PM (yzxic)

503

Kim can be my pool boy.

Oh, that thing in the pool? It's not a Baby Ruth...

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:02 PM (AyGZp)

504 "Nobody saw it coming when it happened. There were
those who said the Soviet Union was unsustainable but nobody really
could guess how long it would take or the form it would take. The fact
that it was so peaceful, painless, and fast was astounding. It was
almost like one day you woke up and the east was free. Like everyone
all at once over there said "you know what? This isn't working." It
was a miracle.


Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

We should be so lucky when the collapse of the liberal welfare state happens here. Everybody knows this is unsustainable and will come to an end. When and how is the big question.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 11:03 PM (NbRJx)

505 Eyebrows vs Scalp Weasel in the octagon.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)

506 All I can do is sit back and grin watching the press and the left baffled, speechless, confused, and confounded. How can this be happening? The evil Drumpf did it all wrong. He insulted the North Korean leader! He bypassed State! He is a fumbling moron! HE GRABS GIRLS WHO THROW THEMSELVES AT HIM BY THE P***Y!!! How can this be happening@??!??!?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:01 PM (39g3+)


That warmonger Trump? The one who crashed the economy, and destroyed the stock market? That one??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:03 PM (+CzJu)

507 502 So Trump is staying at, or at least departed from to go to the summit, the Shangri-La Hotel. I wonder if there was any symbolism involved in that choice.

Posted by: Bert G at June 11, 2018 11:02 PM (yzxic)

I dunno but it's a fantastic hotel. Stayed there twice and that was mumble, mumble years ago. I'm sure it's even more better now.

Posted by: Tami at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (Enq6K)

508 Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 11:03 PM (NbRJx)

An Optimist I see.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (R4J/B)

509 His name was Heracles. "Hercules" was just Roman appropriation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (rnAwa)

510 I lived in Germany from 1991-1994, and the integration of he "Oesties" went far smoother than anyone expected. Despite generations of separation, the East Germans and West Germans reconnected almost immediately. We were warned that there would be al sorts of social conflict, confusion, etc., but everyone just chilled out and life went on as normal. Their shared German heritage was stronger than the few generations of separation. I hope the same is true for the Koreans, should re-Unification be the next step.


Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (l14X/)

511 Rodman clip:https://tinyurl.com/ybdhxo4e

Posted by: alpine crotch at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (vmU0f)

512 I seem to be on a Renaissance kick tonight.

Could be worse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mg2ptdYAhng

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (sdi6R)

513 Eyebrows vs Scalp Weasel in the octagon.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot

https://youtu.be/tsqBMTC-hIc

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 11:05 PM (9rIkM)

514 Watching it again it's just fucking weird to see Kim outside of some 1950s looking Soviet style propaganda film.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 11:05 PM (4ErVI)

515 The hotels around Orchard street in Singapore are amazing..Singapore is a very sophisticated island nation. Hopefully Kim starts realizing his country could be like this if he takes this opportunity

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:06 PM (PEJUg)

516 511 Rodman clip:https://tinyurl.com/ybdhxo4e
Posted by: alpine crotch at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (vmU0f)


You KNOW showing this had to kill CNN's collective soul.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:06 PM (+CzJu)

517 I like Yoko by Coal Chamber.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at June 11, 2018 11:06 PM (/qEW2)

518 You KNOW showing this had to kill CNN's collective soul.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:06 PM (+CzJu)


A perfect ending to the day.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

519
I hope the same is true for the Koreans, should re-Unification be the next step.
Posted by: Lincolntf


All the talking head experts claim nobody wants them to unite. Not China or Japan or Russia....not nobody not nohow!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)

520 The biggest problem with uniting East and West Germany was the cost, as Mannix the not-a-cop says. It was hella expensive because it was like taking over a third world country. Germany was in the red for decades, and really still is, just trying to pay for catching East Germany up to the 21st century and clean up the usual Commie mess.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (39g3+)

521 Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump bringing world peace seems less likely than Bill S Preston and Theodore Logan, but I'm okay with it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (rnAwa)

522

Kim's hair looks like what I shaved off Huma's bung one night.

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (AyGZp)

523 Kim is one big dude. Who wins the battle of "no, MY hair is the iconically weirdest"?

Posted by: ghost of kari at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (eY/ez)

524 I posted these Asian Boss videos in the last thread, they are very good:

S. Korean meets N. Korean for first time and discuss reunification: https://tinyurl.com/y8j9hxl9
S. Koreans interviewed about reunification: https://tinyurl.com/y8jvfx37
N.K. defectors eating BBQ for the first time: https://tinyurl.com/z4qr9zh

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 11:08 PM (rnXGe)

525 "Nobody saw it coming when it happened. There were
those who said the Soviet Union was unsustainable but nobody really
could guess how long it would take or the form it would take. The fact
that it was so peaceful, painless, and fast was astounding. It was
almost like one day you woke up and the east was free. Like everyone
all at once over there said "you know what? This isn't working." It
was a miracle.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor"

Because the people were so cowed, that nobody really knew what the other person was thinking. That was all part of the game by the leaders. They all individually knew it was a pile of steaming horseshit, but who was going to be the one to stand up and shout it out? Like you said, it was a miracle that it happened.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 11:08 PM (w+Jhj)

526 Rodman is a wierd dude, but what cracked me up in that interview was when Rodman started slagging on Obama the CNN guy tried really, really hard to talk over him and change the subject but Rodman just kept going and broke down weeping and the guy had to back down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:09 PM (39g3+)

527 518 You KNOW showing this had to kill CNN's collective soul.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:06 PM (+CzJu)


A perfect ending to the day.

--------

One more reason to HATE all the winning.

PDT FTW!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:09 PM (FsRTQ)

528 "Total land area of Germany is about 50% than the size of NK and SK together."
That should have said 150%, not 50%. Sheez.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 11:09 PM (w+Jhj)

529

If the NORKs waste all that nuke-tech I sold them Ima gonna be SO pissed...

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:09 PM (AyGZp)

530 All the talking head experts claim nobody wants them to unite. Not China or Japan or Russia....not nobody not nohow!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (IqV8l)


These would be the experts who confidently proclaimed that Trump would not get the nomination, then would not win, and would crash the economy and the stock market, and then could not possibly deal have a summit with North Korea? Those experts?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:10 PM (+CzJu)

531 Who wins the battle of "no, MY hair is the iconically weirdest"?

I gotta go with Trump's S-shaped double combover. That is one really bizarre haircut.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:10 PM (39g3+)

532 510 I lived in Germany from 1991-1994, and the integration of he "Oesties" went far smoother than anyone expected. Despite generations of separation, the East Germans and West Germans reconnected almost immediately. We were warned that there would be al sorts of social conflict, confusion, etc., but everyone just chilled out and life went on as normal. Their shared German heritage was stronger than the few generations of separation. I hope the same is true for the Koreans, should re-Unification be the next step.


Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 11:04 PM (l14X/)

And yet it's the former East Germans who are most strongly opposed to the influx of the Muzzies.

Same thing with all the former Soviet satellite states. It's almost like they recognize a draconian and totalitarian pack of goons because they had to live with it for fifty years.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at June 11, 2018 11:10 PM (4ErVI)

533 Imagine. We could have had Hillary.

America's Castro.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:10 PM (FsRTQ)

534 523 Kim is one big dude. Who wins the battle of "no, MY hair is the iconically weirdest"?
Posted by: ghost of kari at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (eY/ez)


What, no love for Trey Gowdy?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:11 PM (+CzJu)

535 520 The biggest problem with uniting East and West Germany was the cost, as Mannix the not-a-cop says. It was hella expensive because it was like taking over a third world country. Germany was in the red for decades, and really still is, just trying to pay for catching East Germany up to the 21st century and clean up the usual Commie mess.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (39g3+)

Hey Look!!! A shit ton of Muzzie refugees will help us out.
Posted by: The Chancellor who looks like a St Bernard.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:11 PM (R4J/B)

536 526
Rodman is a wierd dude, but what cracked me up in that interview was
when Rodman started slagging on Obama the CNN guy tried really, really
hard to talk over him and change the subject but Rodman just kept going
and broke down weeping and the guy had to back down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:09 PM (39g3+)

It wasn't his PotCoin.com tshirt?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 11:11 PM (rnXGe)

537 Imagine. We could have had Hillary.

America's Castro.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:10 PM (FsRTQ)



Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

538 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:11 PM (TdMsT)



Amen.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:12 PM (+lOpA)

539 Possibly the most famous Renaissance song of all:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCpZ4OwAYVg

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:12 PM (sdi6R)

540 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.

Yeah however this all turns out, at least that ghastly hag never was president. Its like waking up from a nightmare to realize all those skull-shaped spiders crawling up the foot of my bed to eat my face were not real.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (39g3+)

541 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.
Posted by: Ladyl

You said it!

Hey, wait a sec...

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (AyGZp)

542 Hey, if goofy ass Rodman really was the catalyst that got a US leader to realize how he could work with the Norks if he played his cards right, then I hope history remembers him fondly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (BRvh1)

543 also most of East Germany was always more Prussian than the West. To this day it is culturally different.

Konrad Adenauer agreed. It's said that whenever he crossed the Elbe he would mutter 'welcome to Asia'. He even floated that he was up for a trade with the Soviets: he'd let them have the rest of Berlin if he could shave off the least Prussian bits.
tinyurl.com/ydbcjz9y

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)

544 524 I posted these Asian Boss videos in the last thread, they are very good:

S. Korean meets N. Korean for first time and discuss reunification: https://tinyurl.com/y8j9hxl9
S. Koreans interviewed about reunification: https://tinyurl.com/y8jvfx37
N.K. defectors eating BBQ for the first time: https://tinyurl.com/z4qr9zh
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 11:08 PM (rnXGe)

I second this, Asian Boss does a good job and it gives you an idea of what people in Korea, Japan etc think, and it's sad they know more than the average American.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at June 11, 2018 11:14 PM (dKiJG)

545 542 Hey, if goofy ass Rodman really was the catalyst that got a US leader to realize how he could work with the Norks if he played his cards right, then I hope history remembers him fondly.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (BRvh1)


Sure.

Posted by: eleven at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (+lOpA)

546 >> Personally, I think Nixon's opening of China was a huge mistake.

The idea at the time was to cozy up to China to put pressure on the Soviets. IIRC, Mao had come to see the Soviets as a bigger threat than the us, so Kissinger and the boys figured they ought to take advantage of that.

The worst fear was the Soviets and Chicoms getting together against us.

We have used our markets as a carrot to keep countries on our side all through the Cold War. Cut sweetheart deals in exchange for being with us agin' the Rooskies.

But it's a new world now, and we just can't afford to do that. Back then, we were so relatively big economically, that that was nothing, but now, it's counterproductive.

And we got this whole free-trade dogma started.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (8O3HH)

547 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.


You got that right.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (IcT7t)

548

When I'm President this entire episode, this entire administration will be unpeopled and erased ERASED from history!

I'll poke it out of your brains with an ice pick if I have to...

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (AyGZp)

549 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.

Yeah however this all turns out, at least that ghastly hag never was president. Its like waking up from a nightmare to realize all those skull-shaped spiders crawling up the foot of my bed to eat my face were not real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (39g3+)



To this day, I can't fathom how Hillary thought she was going to govern all the Deplorables and Irredeemables.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

550 Yoko naked

There's a short list women whom I would walk five hundred miles, and then I'd walk five hundred more, just to not see naked.

Yoko is one of the top three on that list.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (brIR5)

551
Yeah however this all turns out, at least that ghastly hag never was president. Its like waking up from a nightmare to realize all those skull-shaped spiders crawling up the foot of my bed to eat my face were not real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (39g3+

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You read my mind.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:16 PM (FsRTQ)

552 To this day, I can't fathom how Hillary thought she was going to govern all the Deplorables and Irredeemables.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

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Camps.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (FsRTQ)

553 I hope the same is true for the Koreans, should re-Unification be the next step.
Posted by: Lincolntf
____________________


All the talking head experts claim nobody wants them to unite. Not China or Japan or Russia....not nobody not nohow!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
------------------------------------


SoKos would stick fingers into Chinese handcuffs and step init with both feet.

Reunification bad.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (9YKBM)

554 550 Yoko naked

There's a short list women whom I would walk five hundred miles, and then I'd walk five hundred more, just to not see naked.

Yoko is one of the top three on that list.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (brIR5)


Hmmmm, another ONT topic donated to us by The Horde. Why thank you very much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (R4J/B)

555 To this day, I can't fathom how Hillary thought she was going to govern all the Deplorables and Irredeemables.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

I don't expect you to be governed, Deplorables. I expect you to die!

Posted by: Hilary "Goldfinger" Clinton at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (BRvh1)

556

Menopausal Wookie Pron gets my rocks off.

I love mirrors.

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (AyGZp)

557 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.


Posted by: Ladyl

Amen Sister.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (9rIkM)

558 Hillary Clinton is the worst person in the country and she tried to be in charge. That completely baffles me. She is literally every bad thing people warn about and fear in a leader, bundled up in one horrific personality, and she came so close to it all.

To this day there are people who adore her and want her to be in charge, I simply cannot fathom it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:18 PM (39g3+)

559 347 No, not at all. I'm sure, if you dug real hard, you could find some but it's definitely not in your face like Thailand.

Posted by: Tami
ISWYDT
Posted by: Tonypete
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Tweet - throws penalty flag. Being a frequent visitor to the land of smiles (missus family still resides in and around BKK) the only time it's throw in your face is if you ARE looking for it...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 11, 2018 11:18 PM (A/K7w)

560 Camps.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (FsRTQ)



Or the legal/judicial equivalent: defining "hate speech" to be any speech not proscribed by the left.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:19 PM (TdMsT)

561 To this day there are people who adore her and want her to be in charge, I simply cannot fathom it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:18 PM (39g3+)

All the worst tyrants in history didn't come to power without at least *some* support from the public.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:19 PM (BRvh1)

562 Did someone mention Dennis Rodman?
https://twitter.com/dennisrodman/status/
1005118727229198338

Posted by: andycanuck at June 11, 2018 11:20 PM (Evws/)

563 "To this day, I can't fathom how Hillary thought she was going to govern all the Deplorables and Irredeemables.


Posted by: Ladyl'

I don't think govern is really what she (and her supporters) had in mind.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 11:20 PM (NbRJx)

564 She is literally every bad thing people warn about and fear in a leader, bundled up in one horrific personality, and she came so close to it all.

Understand that a lot of people thought exactly that about Trump. Including our host once upon a time - remember his Twitter handle 'The Dishonorable DJT'?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:20 PM (6FqZa)

565 Hey, if goofy ass Rodman really was the catalyst
that got a US leader to realize how he could work with the Norks if he
played his cards right, then I hope history remembers him fondly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:13 PM (BRvh1)

I just watched it. He is no Kissinger, but if he got a CNN type to stop hating a for a few minutes that is more than most R's that go on CNN can accomplish.
Also, he was a great rebounder if he were on your team, you would have liked him. I agree with the above commenter who was not a Pistons fan though.

Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2018 11:20 PM (n13/j)

566 559 Tweet - throws penalty flag. Being a frequent visitor to the land of smiles (missus family still resides in and around BKK) the only time it's throw in your face is if you ARE looking for it...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at June 11, 2018 11:18 PM (A/K7w)


Agree. Went twice looking for great food, and found -- great food. Went once, with the wife, looking for relaxed luxury and elephants, and found -- relaxed luxury and elephants.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 11:20 PM (Vb4BV)

567 Yoko and Lennon had a naked pic of them taken didn't they? Black and white pic I think

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:20 PM (PEJUg)

568 550
There's a short list women whom I would walk five hundred miles, and then I'd walk five hundred more, just to not see naked.

Yoko is one of the top three on that list.
Posted by: Fox2! at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (brIR5)
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Top three?
Really?

Posted by: Trigglypuff, Rosie O'Donnell, and Ruth Bader Ginsburg at June 11, 2018 11:21 PM (0jtPF)

569 567 Yoko and Lennon had a naked pic of them taken didn't they? Black and white pic I think

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Eyeball nails sold separately.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:21 PM (FsRTQ)

570 "To this day, I can't fathom how Hillary thought she was going to govern all the Deplorables and Irredeemables.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:15 PM (TdMsT)



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Camps.

Posted by: Cicero"

Welcome to the camp, I bet you all know why you're here...My name is Hillary, and I became your prez this year.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (w+Jhj)

571 To this day there are people who adore her and want her to be in charge, I simply cannot fathom it.

After Lenin died, she was their only hope.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (IcT7t)

572 It's weird how we are living under possibly the best President ever, and hardly anyone knows it. However, that seems to be helpful to him in getting things done, so OK.

Posted by: Splunge at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (Vb4BV)

573 All the worst tyrants in history didn't come to power without at least *some* support from the public.

That is in fact the Greek definition of the tyrant, as opposed to the despot or the king. The tyrant comes in on the backs of popular support, and has to appease the mob - or at least his cronies. The king by contrast - see Sparta, which had two of `em - can usually count on a constitutional order.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (6FqZa)

574 To this day there are people who adore her and want her to be in charge, I simply cannot fathom it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That's because you don't suck dong behind the Portland bus station dressed up as a Vegan Black Eskimo Lesbian Catholic Priestess high on meth and paint thinner! If you did you'd understand, you 8ter!

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (AyGZp)

575 Every day that Hillary is not president is a glorious day.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:11 PM


Indeed, indeed, indeed!

Whatever life throws me, I shall always be grateful that I've had this...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (ejjyg)

576 554 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Run away, Horde, run away. I got your back.

* checks coordinates* --Asks for Danger Close NGFS--

I am not running. *Prepares for pile of brass*


That is actually pretty funny.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (hyuyC)

577 Their working lunch menu is pretty yummy and they have ice cream for Trump! Lol

Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (PEJUg)

578 I am going to step out in my backyard and watch the light fade on what has been.............a very profound day.

night to ya horde.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (kFkpX)

579 The tyrants were driven out of Athens.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (FsRTQ)

580 Yoko and Lennon had a naked pic of them taken didn't they? Black and white pic I think


Dorsal and ventral, for the "Two Virgins" album.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2018 11:24 PM (fuK7c)

581 One thing I like to remember about Trump vs all the hateful leftist screamers:

100, 200, 500 years from now, PDT's name will be remembered, and celebrated.

And the haters will be utterly forgotten, rotting forever in pitch darkness under a giant mound of dust.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)

582 579 The tyrants were driven out of Athens.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (FsRTQ)

The Athens Tyrants sounds like a single-A team for the Braves.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:24 PM (BRvh1)

583 Yoko and Lennon had a naked pic of them taken didn't they? Black and white pic I think
A bunch actually for their Bed-In For Peace or whatever it was called. They invited Pierre Trudeau to join them but he declined... for once.

Posted by: andycanuck at June 11, 2018 11:24 PM (Evws/)

584 554 Hmmmm, another ONT topic donated to us by The Horde. Why thank you very much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:17 PM (R4J/B)

The Gozer treatment eh? Choose the form of the destructor? Can nekkid stay puft marshmallow man & his giant, wobbly, mallow moobies be far behind?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 11, 2018 11:25 PM (gQQ9b)

585 Their working lunch menu is pretty yummy and they have ice cream for Trump! Lol
Posted by: IC at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (PEJUg)

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"You can have two scoops too, Rocket Man. You just have to give up the nukes."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:25 PM (FsRTQ)

586 554 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Didn't we have a commenter that wanted to see Hillary naked? Just because.

Even with Mother Teresa you can note the contrast to the sun-withered face and the skin below the tan lines. And the rocks in socks waist boulders.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 11:25 PM (hyuyC)

587 That is actually pretty funny.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 11:23 PM (hyuyC)


Glad you appreciate the humor as do I.

I appreciate a man who says, this is where I wills stand.



Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:25 PM (R4J/B)

588 Perhaps one thing nobody thought of was what any re-unification will reveal about co-operation between N. Korea and Iran about missiles and nukes

I would bet that Iran supplied a lot of parts and tech for N.Korea and nukes

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at June 11, 2018 11:25 PM (S6Pax)

589 I'm behaving tonight in the hope that tomorrow we'll get a Mila ONT instead of another Yoko ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)

590 Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)

I keep thinking, he's not even two years in, and already they're going to have to dynamite Mt. Rushmore and start over.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:26 PM (BRvh1)

591 Trump should invite Justify to the White House. Serious trolling the NBA and NFL.

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at June 11, 2018 11:26 PM (Jj+59)

592 Whatever life throws me, I shall always be grateful that I've had this...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 11:22 PM (ejjyg)


He election of Donald Trump to the Presidency was nothing short of a miracle, considering the concerted effort of the media to destroy him.

I will be grateful for the rest of my life for this miracle.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

593 The Gozer treatment eh? Choose the form of the destructor? Can nekkid stay puft marshmallow man & his giant, wobbly, mallow moobies be far behind?
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 11, 2018 11:25 PM (gQQ9b)

Tucked in away in the ONT ideas/themes notebook.

Thanks bebe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:27 PM (R4J/B)

594 Understand that a lot of people thought exactly that about Trump.

And still do. But without cause, he's never been the stuff they accuse him of, but we have absolute proof that Hillary is. And while they both lie outrageously, as someone here a few days ago pointed out there's a quantifiable difference between their lies.

Hillary lies to gain power, to fool you, to con you, to trick you. She lies to control you and manipulate you.

Trump lies to sell, to promote himself. He's not trying to pull a fast one on you, he's just boosting everything he says by exaggeration.

Hillary says she dodges sniper fire and was named after a mountain climber, she claims she was turned down for both the Marines and NASA. She's a liar (and a lousy one) for power and control.

Trump just says his stuff is the best on earth his crowds are the biggest, his food is the most luxurious. He's a BSer, but its with a wink and you know he's BSing. Its part of the sales and fun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:27 PM (39g3+)

595 Welcome to the camp, I bet you all know why you're here...My name is Hillary, and I became your prez this year.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert

And now for Bill's part:

We forsake you
Gonna rape you
Let's forget you better still

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:28 PM (K2T58)

596 In case you're looking for an alternative to Yoko.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vODfYjbLxY

Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:28 PM (sdi6R)

597 MiL update: in surgery, will know more soon. They are removing a roughly golf ball size tumor, and they will know preliminary biopsy results this evening.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 11:28 PM (jf8DM)

598 The Athens Tyrants sounds like a single-A team for the Braves.

Oh sure I saw them play the Carolina Mudcats in '87

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:29 PM (39g3+)

599 He deserves his own mountain,

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 11:29 PM (9YKBM)

600 flounder, please keep us updated.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

601 In fairness, I understand Hillary was an awesome salmon processor.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:29 PM (FsRTQ)

602 Trump just says his stuff is the best on earth his crowds are the biggest, his food is the most luxurious. He's a BSer, but its with a wink and you know he's BSing. Its part of the sales and fun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:27 PM (39g3+)


Trump's lie is the lie of the carnival barker.

Hilary's lie is the lie of a Gestapo agent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (BRvh1)

603 Can nekkid stay puft marshmallow man his giant, wobbly, mallow moobies be far behind?

How'd you find my picture?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

604 Here is the Two Virgins cover of John and Yoko.

They are naked. I shouldn't have to say NSFW, because I just said they're naked.

https://bit.ly/2sZpnXf

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (fuK7c)

605 In fairness, I understand Hillary was an awesome salmon processor.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:29 PM (FsRTQ)


She hatches 'em herself in a very special place...

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

606 I'm behaving tonight in the hope that tomorrow we'll get a Mila ONT instead of another Yoko ONT.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:26 PM


Kat Timpf, mebbe... We been good tonight, so far, yes?




Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (ejjyg)

607 Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (fuK7c)

Depends on where you work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:31 PM (BRvh1)

608 flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Prayers ascending. I hope for good outcomes, benign tumors and if not, clean margins.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 11:31 PM (hyuyC)

609 600 flounder, please keep us updated.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:29 PM (eMKNe)

Will do. Continued prayers and well-wishes are appreciated.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 11:31 PM (jf8DM)

610 Zettai, why settle for hamburger when you can get steak? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:31 PM (eMKNe)

611 593 Thanks bebe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:27 PM (R4J/B)

You're welcome. Maybe you can scare up an image of him dipping in chocolate pudding. You know, go all specialty fetish for the site meme.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 11, 2018 11:31 PM (gQQ9b)

612
She hatches 'em herself in a very special place...
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (eMKNe)

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Those aren't salmon.

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 11, 2018 11:32 PM (FsRTQ)

613 lol, look what POTUS tweeted in 2014
(which rodman retweeted)

so funny.

"Dennis Rodman was either drunk or on drugs (delusional) when he said I wanted to go to North Korea with him. Glad I fired him on Apprentice"

@RealDonaldTrump
May 7 14

Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 11:32 PM (IVQr2)

614 will know preliminary biopsy results this evening.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner


Is it cranial or pulmonary?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 11:32 PM (9YKBM)

615 Hilary's lie is the lie of a Gestapo agent.

Yeah you notice President Trump keeps his word. He lies in description and scope, not policy and promises. If he says he's gonna do something... he's gonna do it.

And I think that's why people don't mind his lies. Because they aren't lies of substance, they are lies of friendship. He lies to you like your buddy who tells you you totally have a shot with that girl, to boost your confidence.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:33 PM (39g3+)

616 They invited Pierre Trudeau to join them but he declined... for once.

He was with me. I was pegging him.

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:33 PM (AyGZp)

617 596 Posted by: rickl at June 11, 2018 11:28 PM (sdi6R)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3nYfgfv1nc

First song at our wedding (1985).

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 11, 2018 11:33 PM (vWMNq)

618 Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 11:32 PM (IVQr2)

I've been trying to copy/paste that for 10 minutes.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 11:33 PM (rnXGe)

619 Flounder, prayers for the MIL and whole family.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at June 11, 2018 11:34 PM (nWc4E)

620 He deserves his own mountain

Okay okay we are headed into Pharaonic territory here, we should probably dial it back.

A nice, tasteful statue of him wielding a mace with the Clintons' heads beneath his feet would suffice

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

621 Don't know the difference. It is on the brain, and they will have to remove a section of skull plate to remove it.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 11:35 PM (jf8DM)

622 I think that the blog should start a tradition that every year Ace celebrates the election of PDT. I remember staying up until 2:30 to see PA flip. I just thought of Jeff Goldblum's character in Jurassic Park, "He did it. The crazy Son of a Bitch did it!"

Posted by: jmel at June 11, 2018 11:35 PM (OeWgo)

623 604 Here is the Two Virgins cover of John and Yoko.

They are naked. I shouldn't have to say NSFW, because I just said they're naked.

https://bit.ly/2sZpnXf
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (fuK7c)

If it is the pictures I am thinking of, that is not only 'Not Suitable for Work', that is NSFM: 'Not suitable for Mankind.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 11, 2018 11:35 PM (JHatX)

624 I could listen to Annie sing all day. Sometimes I do, nearly. I have some live with the LSO on the thumb in da car, Scheherazade, etc.

Posted by: Burger Chef at June 11, 2018 11:35 PM (RuIsu)

625 589 I'm behaving tonight in the hope that tomorrow we'll get a Mila ONT instead of another Yoko ONT.
Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:26 PM (eMKNe)

You think you were behind the YOKO ONT? Don't give yourself that much credit.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (R4J/B)

626
Trump's lie is the lie of the carnival barker.

Hilary's lie is the lie of a Gestapo agent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (BRvh1)


Perfectly stated.

Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (TdMsT)

627 so Rodman saw the future...!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (6FqZa)

628 Zettai, why settle for hamburger when you can get steak? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:31 PM


Kunis is hardly hamburger...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (ejjyg)

629 "Trump's lie is the lie of the carnival barker.



Hilary's lie is the lie of a Gestapo agent.


Posted by: Warai-otoko"

Trumps lie is the lie of smooth talking, good looking pick-up artist
Hillary's lie is the lie of the deranged child molester.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (NbRJx)

630 flounder

Yikes!

Sets prayer wheels 1A and 2B to All Ahead Flank 2.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (hyuyC)

631 A nice, tasteful statue of him wielding a mace with the Clintons' heads beneath his feet would suffice
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:34 PM (6FqZa)

--------

Look upon my works, ye progtard, and despair!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (FsRTQ)

632 603 How'd you find my picture?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at June 11, 2018 11:30 PM (IcT7t)

Reversed the webcam. If I were you, I'd be carefully considering which pair of Louboutin booties to spring for to keep me placated. And here I thought publius & his fantastical fmgaeden was a big old pervert.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (gQQ9b)

633 Here is the Two Virgins cover of John and Yoko.

Dude, ain't nobody wants to see that.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:37 PM (39g3+)

634 633 Here is the Two Virgins cover of John and Yoko.

Dude, ain't nobody wants to see that.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

no shit

Posted by: Naked man on an Ottoman at June 11, 2018 11:38 PM (K2T58)

635 Lennon was a mental case.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 11, 2018 11:38 PM (Z26a9)

636 Off, muzzie brotherhood sock!

Posted by: Huma Abedin at June 11, 2018 11:38 PM (FsRTQ)

637 Initial diagnosis was glioblastoma, but with the caveat that certainty would be obtained through surgery.

Thanks, horde.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 11:38 PM (jf8DM)

638 Trumps lie is the lie of smooth talking, good looking pick-up artist
Hillary's lie is the lie of the deranged child molester.
Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2018 11:36 PM (NbRJx)

heh... continuing the theme:

When Trump says he has candy in his van, he actually *does* have candy in his van, but your parents will be on fifty different mailing lists for timeshares in central america.

Hillary.... well, you see where i'm going with this one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:38 PM (BRvh1)

639 Ugh

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 11, 2018 11:38 PM (FsRTQ)

640 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner

Prayers sent.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2018 11:39 PM (9YKBM)

641 635 Lennon was a mental case.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

Paul defiantly was the normal one

except for that one-legged chick

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:40 PM (K2T58)

642 >> And here I thought publius & his fantastical
>> fmgaeden was a big old pervert.

Fmgaeden? That sounds...interesting. Tell me more.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)

643

All of your nic addy's have been noted. You will be traced, and used as fertilizer in the Hitlery Fun Camp Guard's Gardens of Joy and Pain.

Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:41 PM (AyGZp)

644 Eileen?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 11, 2018 11:41 PM (Z26a9)

645 644 Eileen?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot

ah my favorite song, Cum on Eileen

Posted by: Peter North at June 11, 2018 11:42 PM (K2T58)

646 That's no Long Cat.

Posted by: Corona at June 11, 2018 11:42 PM (MceDl)

647 Eileen?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 11, 2018 11:41 PM (Z26

--------

Come on, girl!

Posted by: Dexy's Midnight Runners at June 11, 2018 11:43 PM (FsRTQ)

648 Watched the whole Rodman interview. And I was truly wrong about him. He even said he was totally clueless about North Korea when he went there. But he became friends with him. And he tried to pass along a message from Korea to Obama but Obama wouldn't listen. It was an impressive interview and he's hopeful something real will come out of this.

(And then I started yelling at Bernie Sanders up next and we turned it off)

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2018 11:45 PM (Lqy/e)

649 All of your nic addy's have been noted. You will be traced, and used as fertilizer in the Hitlery Fun Camp Guard's Gardens of Joy and Pain.
Posted by: Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:41 PM (AyGZp)

Arbeit macht schrei?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:45 PM (BRvh1)

650 642 >> And here I thought publius & his fantastical
>> fmgaeden was a big old pervert.

Fmgaeden? That sounds...interesting. Tell me more.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 11:40 PM (8O3HH)

it was supposed be garden. i think autocucumber is stoned tonight.

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 11, 2018 11:45 PM (gQQ9b)

651 Kilauea update USGS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgyeViAtN0A

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 11, 2018 11:45 PM (vWMNq)

652 I was checking out the Blue-rays at the library today and almost reached out for The Last Jedi. Then I came to my senses and picked up Whit Stillman's The Last Days of Disco instead. So I'm guaranteed I'll be watching a good movie.
I suppose I'll try watching Jedi on some 18-below-zero winter night in a year or two when every other channel is off the air or playing Robert de Niro's Dirty Grandpa. Then again, maybe I won't.

Posted by: Outside Adjitator at June 11, 2018 11:47 PM (pXthv)

653 >> it was supposed be garden.

Darn it, I was searching all over for that, hoping I might find something. Something new and exciting.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)

654 Arbeit macht schrei

Ich tu dir weh . . .

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:48 PM (6FqZa)

655 652 I was checking out the Blue-rays at the library today

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Somewhere you can go to borrow movies?

That's a blockbuster idea

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:49 PM (K2T58)

656 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:48 PM (6FqZa)

I know, i'm sorry. the only thing worse than a bad pun is a bad german pun.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:49 PM (BRvh1)

657 Someone needs to add fmgaeden to the urban dictionary. Something really foul.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at June 11, 2018 11:49 PM (39g3+)

658

Exterminate!
Vaginismus Uber Alles!
Exterminate!

Posted by: Dalek Hitlery at June 11, 2018 11:50 PM (AyGZp)

659 Hilary's lie is the lie of a Gestapo agent.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
------------

Something worse.
Stasi?
NKVD?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (pNih8)

660 I keep thinking, he's not even two years in, and already they're going to have to dynamite Mt. Rushmore and start over.

If he can reverse Deep State Marxism, they can keep Rushmore. It'll be the tattoo on his arm.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (lpszU)

661 I'm stupid, I clicked. Damn you.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (0OmEj)

662 Kim Jong-un! You just ended the US-Korean war and negotiated to save all humankind from nuclear destruction. What will you do next?
Kim Jong-un: Go to Disney Worrd! Ruv that Mickey Mouse!!

Posted by: TV Reporterette at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (QLvwG)

663
Something worse.
Stasi?
NKVD?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc

FBI

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (K2T58)

664 I just imagine some sort of comedic scene, like a Far Side comic, from the distant future where a tour group is going through a library and the tour guide says something like,

"And can you believe it? Back in those days, the Public Shithouse and Whackatorium was also used as a community hub for distributing books and videos! What bizarre people!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (BRvh1)

665 Public Shithouse?

Oh you mean Starbucks

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (K2T58)

666 We must NOT make America great again! He must be stopped!

Posted by: Bill Maher at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (lpszU)

667 653 Darn it, I was searching all over for that, hoping I might find something. Something new and exciting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 11, 2018 11:47 PM (8O3HH)

You want excitement? Get some of this new species of mold in my soil on your junk. Feel the burn! And itch...

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (gQQ9b)

668 If he can reverse Deep State Marxism, they can keep Rushmore. It'll be the tattoo on his arm.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:51 PM (lpszU)

He can just build another Trump Tower next to it. With a Rodman Suite.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (rnXGe)

669 Hah, got lucky with that one.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (lpszU)

670

Sodomize Me!
Pegging Uber Alles!
Sodomize All!

Posted by: Dalek Obama at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (AyGZp)

671 "And they used to sell this substance called 'coffee' at the public hobo sponge-bath and heroin den"

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 11, 2018 11:54 PM (6FqZa)

672 Posted by: Dalek Obama at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (AyGZp)

In my imagination, Dalek Obama would just roll around aimlessly repeating "NOT WHO WE ARE NOT WHO WE ARE NOT WHO...."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:55 PM (BRvh1)

673 Hi ont
I do not want a maga hat
I want a drain the fucking swamp hat

Posted by: lousagirl at June 11, 2018 11:55 PM (PmCoA)

674 LOU'S!!!!!!!

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 11, 2018 11:56 PM (gQQ9b)

675 Hey lousagirl! :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 11, 2018 11:56 PM (eMKNe)

676 644 Eileen?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at June 11, 2018 11:41 PM (Z26a9)


Where's she work?



Ihop.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 11:56 PM (jf8DM)

677 I want a drain the fucking swamp hat
Posted by: lousagirl at June 11, 2018 11:55 PM (PmCoA)

Large initials D.T.F.S. superimposed above a cartoon of an upside-down alligator with "x"-es over the eyes.

Make that, and someone will definitely ask about it.

Eventually.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2018 11:57 PM (BRvh1)

678 Hi bebes and qdpsteve
Great day for President Trump
The fucking disrespect I read today grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:00 AM (PmCoA)

679 Something worse.
Stasi?
NKVD?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc



Okhrana??


A little shout-out to the Czar there.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:00 AM (FsRTQ)

680 Was just watching CBS' livestream of the summit. One of their talking heads--on CBS, mind you--said just now, "Trump definitely deserves all of the credit for putting this meeting together, and I wonder if maybe it was necessary for someone like him to come in and shake things up to bring us to this point."

In related news, I'll be spending the rest of tonight pulling my jaw up off the floor.

Posted by: T at June 12, 2018 12:01 AM (Vgw1E)

681 Why do the punitive yoko ONTs seem to have more comments?

*ponders*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:01 AM (OXkR9)

682 Then I came to my senses and picked up Whit Stillman's The Last Days of Disco instead. So I'm guaranteed I'll be watching a good movie.

Posted by: Outside Adjitator at June 11, 2018 11:47 PM (pXthv)


I liked that movie. I liked Barcelona better (even though they very similar) but Kate Beckinsale in Disco is a definite advantage over Mira Sorvino in Barcelona.

Eh ... watch 'em both!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 12:01 AM (ZxqOz)

683 We must NOT make America great again! He must be stopped!
Posted by: Bill Maher at June 11, 2018 11:53 PM (lpszU)

It's so nice to see the leftists being Charlie Brown missing the football for a change.

It reminds me off the left getting the vapors over "America First".
"You can't say that! America can't be first!"
"Why, not"
"Because, that's why!"

Posted by: Sjg at June 12, 2018 12:02 AM (gDSJf)

684 Lousa

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 12, 2018 12:02 AM (zfrbv)

685 680 Was just watching CBS' livestream of the summit. One of their talking heads--on CBS, mind you--said just now, "Trump definitely deserves all of the credit for putting this meeting together, and I wonder if maybe it was necessary for someone like him to come in and shake things up to bring us to this point."

In related news, I'll be spending the rest of tonight pulling my jaw up off the floor.
Posted by: T

pretty sure that guy's life is over

Posted by: Rick in SK at June 12, 2018 12:02 AM (K2T58)

686 Then I came to my senses and picked up Whit Stillman's The Last Days of Disco instead. So I'm guaranteed I'll be watching a good movie.

Posted by: Outside Adjitator at June 11, 2018 11:47 PM (pXthv)



The world will never hear the likes of his yodeling again.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:02 AM (FsRTQ)

687 681 Why do the punitive yoko ONTs seem to have more comments?

*ponders*
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:01 AM (OXkR9)

Lotta closet masochists here?

Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at June 12, 2018 12:03 AM (gQQ9b)

688 The fucking disrespect I read today grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:00 AM (PmCoA)

I try not to let it get to me. However mad I get at the assholery of the professional television and internet bloviators, I console myself with the knowledge that we're winning and they're not. And it's been a dang long time since the trajectory has been in our favor.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (BRvh1)

689 >> Feel the burn! And itch...

You know, if you weren't so paranoid and would just let me look at your roots a bit, I could help with that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)

690 What a fantastic day for our President and the people of Korea.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (0tfLf)

691 Yoko mean DISCIPLINE!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)

692 Posted by: Warai-otoko

Love it but I am just a grandma
My babies are my priority
Voting tomorrow here in NV
Only constitutional folks for me

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (PmCoA)

693 Love it but I am just a grandma
My babies are my priority
Voting tomorrow here in NV
Only constitutional folks for me
Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (PmCoA)



But Bernie says all the kewl kids are voting socialism this year.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:06 AM (FsRTQ)

694
Heh. Seriously, I have been fucking with shrubbery for the past few days. I've got some Chinese Holly that is just getting out of hand.

Now, that is some really bitchy shrubbery. Very prickly indeed. Those bushes are just one hairy thicket indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 12:06 AM (8O3HH)

695 Only constitutional folks for me
Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (PmCoA)

Good way to play it, all things considered.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 12:06 AM (BRvh1)

696 689 You know, if you weren't so paranoid and would just let me look at your roots a bit, I could help with that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 12:04 AM (8O3HH)

Like I'm gonna fall for that line after you swore you wouldn't do that thing in my leaves! bring in an actual horticulturalist & we'll talk.

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 12, 2018 12:07 AM (gQQ9b)

697 Why do the punitive yoko ONTs seem to have more comments?



*ponders*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:01 AM



We all must propitiate ourselves before the cobs such that we become worthy again of their succor and benevolence... AKA "grovelling"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 12, 2018 12:07 AM (ejjyg)

698 Damn is constitutional a word?
If so I am proud of me haha

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:08 AM (PmCoA)

699 Where's she work?



Ihop.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 11, 2018 11:56 PM (jf8DM)

Ahem. It is 'IHob' now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 12:08 AM (JHatX)

700 Today, I saw they had stewed prunes on the menu at Cracker Barrel.

This, in many ways, is the story of Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 12:08 AM (0ogQG)

701

BEBES BOOBS BEBES BOOBS PUDDING CUPS BEBES BOOBS...

Posted by: Cis Hetero Dalek at June 12, 2018 12:08 AM (AyGZp)

702 694 Now, that is some really bitchy shrubbery. Very prickly indeed. Those bushes are just one hairy thicket indeed.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 12:06 AM (8O3HH)

Hmmm, sounds like a good opportunity for you to practice your topiary skills. on someone else.

Posted by: publius's ficus at June 12, 2018 12:09 AM (gQQ9b)

703 Shit I think I misspelled that whole comment
But frankly I do not care haha
Love you guys I lurk the ont often

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:11 AM (PmCoA)

704 Now, that is some really bitchy shrubbery. Very prickly indeed. Those bushes are just one hairy thicket indeed.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 12:06 AM (8O3HH)


Edward Scissorhands, publius turns his lonely eyes to you.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 12:11 AM (QLvwG)

705 Woo woo woo.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 12:13 AM (JHatX)

706 We all must propitiate ourselves before the cobs such that we become worthy again of their succor and benevolence... AKA "grovelling"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 12, 2018 12:07 AM (ejjyg)

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heh

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:14 AM (OXkR9)

707 There's been a disturbance in the posting rate. It's as if hundreds of nightwalkers suddenly cried out in terror and vanished.

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 12:15 AM (QLvwG)

708
Let's just say my topiary skills aren't exactly world class. I do need a lot of practice.

Seriously, I ought to be shot for letting them get in the shape they are now. But that is some of the fastest growing stuff I've ever seen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at June 12, 2018 12:15 AM (8O3HH)

709 Shit I think I misspelled that whole comment

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:11 AM (PmCoA)

Thaet's Ocai, Ie doe htat awl teh tiem.

Posted by: Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro, VT at June 12, 2018 12:16 AM (BQBIT)

710 706 We all must propitiate ourselves before the cobs such that we become worthy again of their succor and benevolence... AKA "grovelling"...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 12, 2018 12:07 AM (ejjyg)

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heh
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:14 AM (OXkR9)

ONLY if you are worried about content...

Which... half the time we don't read anyway....

As the Sainted Breitbart said....

Posted by: Don Q. at June 12, 2018 12:16 AM (NgKpN)

711 MH is feeling saucy!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 12, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

712

Two amazing moments on CNN:@ChrisCuomo:
"We hear that Dennis Rodman - we have him on the show later on - may have given Kim's men in New York Trump's book the Art of the Deal and he read it.

James Clapper:
"I have long been an advocate of involving Dennis Rodman"

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

713 711 MH is feeling saucy!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at June 12, 2018 12:17 AM (xJa6I)

Speaking of sauces/saucy/sauced, Chick-fil-a sauce would be pretty much perfect- if it were not quite so sweet.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 12:19 AM (JHatX)

714 Why do the punitive yoko ONTs seem to have more comments?



*ponders*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:01 AM

Commenters live at the bottom of the proverbial page. The more we comment, the farther away we drive Yoko. I just contributed.

Away with ye foul Yoko links.

Posted by: FrozenTech at June 12, 2018 12:20 AM (ARutP)

715 Why do we let these motherfuckers get away with calling President Trump trump?
This is the shit that bugs me

But on a good note
I am officially working from home and making great money!
Thank you President Trump

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)

716
-Last nights thread
-Yoko tonight

And behold why I only shitpost/comment when Palp and Grump and a few others on the level are around. Y'all have a peaceful evening.

Posted by: Dr. Rockzo at June 12, 2018 12:20 AM (r7veS)

717

Indira Gandhi with Slim Whitman in Concert - 1981

https://youtu.be/XRShqOOmHNw

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 12:22 AM (IqV8l)

718 Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

Well, Clapper's a known and confirmed bullshitter, so he's probably just doing the equivalent of the "i totally loosened the pickle jar for you" gambit.

If Kim read Trump's book five years ago or whatever? Good. Gives them a common vocabulary, a common framework to get moving on. Also would explain the highly stylized manner of the leadup to these talks. It seemed so "scripted" somehow, despite the chattering classes getting the vapors every time someone moved.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 12:22 AM (BRvh1)

719 Two amazing moments on CNN:@ChrisCuomo:
"We hear that Dennis Rodman - we have him on the show later on - may have given Kim's men in New York Trump's book the Art of the Deal and he read it.

James Clapper:
"I have long been an advocate of involving Dennis Rodman"
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 12:18 AM (IqV8l)

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I don't think I (or my sides) can take much more of this winning...

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:22 AM (OXkR9)

720 I am officially working from home and making great money!
Thank you President Trump
Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)

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This isn't one of those internet income schemes, is it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:22 AM (FsRTQ)

721 Heracles cleaned a lot of shit out of some stables, and I think he also stole the cows.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:24 AM (FsRTQ)

722 Pa (KMAG 52-53) hopes he can finally declare peace.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 12, 2018 12:25 AM (Zskvw)

723 Hi Cicero
Nope I am working from home in my own little office and they put money in my bank account every two weeks
It took me about a year but I got hired by a cool company and I get to work when I want and it is awesome

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:27 AM (PmCoA)

724 The more we comment, the farther away we drive Yoko.

Posted by: FrozenTech at June 12, 2018 12:20 AM (ARutP)

Is this an invitation to return?

Posted by: Numerous Spammers at June 12, 2018 12:27 AM (BQBIT)

725 It took me about a year but I got hired by a cool company and I get to work when I want and it is awesome
Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:27 AM (PmCoA)

---------

*fistbump*

Awesome.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:27 AM (FsRTQ)

726 This year: Korea
Next year: Syria
Year after: Palestine

Keeps going at that rate, they're gonna have to institute a mercy rule in Stockholm. We're gonna run out of conflicts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 12:28 AM (BRvh1)

727 If President Trump pulls a rabbit out of his hat he would be cemented at the top rung of all the presidents . MAGA baby!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at June 12, 2018 12:28 AM (0OmEj)

728 I am officially working from home and making great money!

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:20 AM (PmCoA)

So are we.

Posted by: Scheming Scammers at June 12, 2018 12:30 AM (BQBIT)

729 It took me about a year but I got hired by a cool company and I get to work when I want and it is awesome
Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:27 AM (PmCoA)

-------

The smart money is on the proposition that Trump's official presidential portrait WILL NOT depict him sitting on a toilet in the bushes.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:30 AM (FsRTQ)

730 well, i gotta hit the sack. got work in the AM.

Enjoy your night, everyone

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 12:30 AM (BRvh1)

731 Could always be worse... We could have got a fat, nekkid codger sitting on a white ottoman...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 12, 2018 12:31 AM (ejjyg)

732 Heracles cleaned a lot of shit out of some stables

It was a Trumpian task.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 12, 2018 12:31 AM (rnAwa)

733 Oops. Bad cutting and pasting. I blame the Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:31 AM (FsRTQ)

734 MiL update. Out of surgery and short-term prognosis is positive. Rresponsive to commands and no anesthesia complications.

Surgeon says growth was uncharacteristic of a glioblastoma, an agressive malignant class of tumor. This looked more like an arterial venous malformation, a jumble of blood vessels, which started bleeding, and which would most likely be a benign growth with more positive, long-term prognosis. Testing will affirm the preliminary diagnosis in about about two weeks.

Possibly out of ICU, if continued positive development, soon.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for your prayers and well-wishes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 12:32 AM (jf8DM)

735 This year: Korea

Next year: Syria

Year after: Palestine
[/s[ Mexico


Keeps going at that rate, they're gonna have to institute a mercy rule in Stockholm. We're gonna run out of conflicts.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 12, 2018 12:28 AM (BRvh1)


The pic of Trump and El Presidente from Mexico celebrating the completion of the last stretch of border wall will be epic.
Especially when you zoom in and see the check sticking out of Trump's jacket pocket from El Presidente.


Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 12:32 AM (QLvwG)

736 aw hell

Posted by: Count de Monet at June 12, 2018 12:33 AM (QLvwG)

737 You are welcome, Steven.

*a bow here*



*big smile, big hug*



Love you; we'll talk about everything later.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Sponsors the Last Voyage of the SS Sea Cuck! at June 12, 2018 12:33 AM (0QYMt)

738 Shannon Bream just used the words "stuffed" and "cucumber" in a sentence. ( yes, I'm awful. )

Posted by: Serious Cat at June 12, 2018 12:33 AM (GtG/j)

739 Oops. Bad cutting and pasting. I blame the Valu-Rite.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:31 AM (FsRTQ)

Yes, *hic* blame Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Hillary, Looking for Another Scapegoat at June 12, 2018 12:34 AM (BQBIT)

740 I do customer service calls from home
It is a legit company
I dont do anything illegal
I make as much money as I want
I pay my own taxes and I researched the hell out of this
I am not stupid

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:34 AM (PmCoA)

741 I thought they already painted Trump's portrait
tinyurl.com/ycbg553v

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:35 AM (6FqZa)

742 I make as much money as I want also, but the sad fact is, a guy only has two kidneys.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:36 AM (FsRTQ)

743 Ok night all
Sheesh

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:37 AM (PmCoA)

744 Miley, was that for me or for the other Steve here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2018 12:37 AM (eMKNe)

745 731 Could always be worse... We could have got a fat, nekkid codger sitting on a white ottoman...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at June 12, 2018 12:31 AM (ejjyg)

Ixnay on the ottomanay...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 12:38 AM (JHatX)

746 Oh man, reddit.com/r/TheDonald right now.
There might be some gloating. Over there.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:38 AM (6FqZa)

747 Oops, I mean Mikey. Were you talking to me or another Steve here?

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2018 12:39 AM (eMKNe)

748 "The devil is in the details."

Posted by: Phrase of the Day at June 12, 2018 12:40 AM (GtG/j)

749 r/The_Donald - Posted byu/S0XXX
9 hours ago
(BREAKING) NYTIMES: 98.1% chance KIM JONG UN WINS NEGOTIATIONS tonight...'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:41 AM (6FqZa)

750 ROTFLMFAO

https://twitter.com/TheRealCheshCat/status
/1005998564558954496

1:09 of a edited music video, originally shot here in #LostAngels

it features, GE Trump, Whoa Fat and Julian from wikileaks


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 12:41 AM (z2xce)

751 Story at Daily Mail, shared by a friend at FB:

"Germany set to make state-funded feminist pron to combat stereotypes"

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2018 12:43 AM (eMKNe)

752 725 It took me about a year but I got hired by a cool company and I get to work when I want and it is awesome

Posted by: lousagirl at June 12, 2018 12:27 AM (PmCoA)

You go girl. Excellent.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at June 12, 2018 12:43 AM (2CQCl)

753 Trump says cryptically "off to a signing", then the two walked off.


Communique? Guess we'll see soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 12:44 AM (QDnY+)

754 The_Donald - Posted byu/S0XXX
9 hours ago
(BREAKING) NYTIMES: 98.1% chance KIM JONG UN WINS NEGOTIATIONS tonight...'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:41 AM (6FqZa)

---------

It looks like it will be an early night for Donald Trump!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at June 12, 2018 12:44 AM (FsRTQ)

755 redc1c4, are you tired of #winning yet?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:44 AM (6FqZa)

756 I am officially working from home and making great money!

Great money? You mean each $20 bill gets its own unique serial number?

Posted by: t-bird at June 12, 2018 12:45 AM (V+k34)

757 On the other hand, remember Rodman was also the guy who got on tv and defended the Norks for imprisoning that kid and beating him into a coma.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at June 12, 2018 12:49 AM (JHatX)

758 wow, I have watched/listened to CNN summit coverage for almost thirty minutes online. I forgot what these people sounded like. Easily the most CNN I have watched since election night schadenfreude viewing.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 12:49 AM (n13/j)

759 Too funneh, red!

Can't stop watching.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:49 AM (OXkR9)

760 is Fox covering this?

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 12:50 AM (n13/j)

761 I just watched that Rodman interview.

Cuomo looked like he had a bad case of constipation the entire time.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 12:51 AM (8iiMU)

762
"Germany set to make state-funded feminist pron to combat stereotypes"
Posted by: qdpsteve


The details are in the devil.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 12:51 AM (IqV8l)

763 Quint,

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCWdTT1GZKY

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 12:53 AM (OXkR9)

764 thanks SMH

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 12:56 AM (n13/j)

765 The details are in the devil.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 12:51 AM (IqV8l)

So are zie dildos!

Posted by: Deutsch Dept of Pr0n at June 12, 2018 12:56 AM (8iiMU)

766 "Germany set to make state-funded feminist pron to combat stereotypes"

>Germans
>pr0n
>power-obsessed
>state-funded

This isn't a fight against stereotypes. This is the apotheosis of stereotypes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:56 AM (6FqZa)

767 the winning always makes me drunk, somehow.

Posted by: kalneva at June 12, 2018 12:58 AM (qU1DE)

768 This ONT was very disappointing to me.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 12:58 AM (zVTAw)

769 Renaissance was a British band. I read somewhere that most of their popularity in the States was in the NYC-Philly corridor, and most of the rest of the country never heard of them.

Oddly enough, Annie Haslam has been living in Bucks County, PA for the last 20 years or so.

Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 01:00 AM (sdi6R)

770 Seriously, that's the most German thing I've heard since
youtube.com/watch?v=2JgMt8GWdyU

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 01:00 AM (6FqZa)

771 766 "Germany set to make state-funded feminist pron to combat stereotypes"

>Germans
>pr0n
>power-obsessed
>state-funded

This isn't a fight against stereotypes. This is the apotheosis of stereotypes.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:56 AM (6FqZa)



So in German porn is it empowering to be the one getting the Cleveland Steamer or doing the Cleveland Steamer?

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:01 AM (cAnNx)

772 ROTFLMFAO

https://twitter.com/TheRealCheshCat/status/
1005998564558954496

1:09 of a edited music video, originally shot here in #LostAngels

it features, GE Trump, Whoa Fat and Julian from wikileaks


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 12:41 AM (z2xce)

YES!!!!! NOT YOKO!!!!!

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 01:03 AM (BQBIT)

773 Florida Man set to lure alligator out of his jet ski shed using his hot cousin as bait, to combat stereotypes

'Here, hold my beer'

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 01:07 AM (6FqZa)

774 Back on for a few. Don't think I'm going to get caught up on nearly 800 comments.

Can y'all pardon a long blather?

So many long years ago, my interest in politics was by stages re-ignited by many forces. Clinton's indecency, 9/11 of course, but then the horror of Jug-Ears' election. I was reawakened and interested, but not particularly emotional about politics as so many of y'all get.

Then, I saw a photo of Col West and Sarah Palin meeting at Rolling Thunder. There was something about it that just signified (excuse the expression) real hope and change. I actually got what I could only describe as a thrill. Sure, neither of them amounted to all that much in the ensuing years, but what they represented then still echoes along.

The pic:
http://bit.ly/West-Palin-Thunder

I'm not one who gets thrilled. Even Election Night 2016, stunning and delightful as it was, wasn't a thrill.

Now, once the Trump-Kim meeting was on-again, and they were heading to Singapore, I was excited and delighted, of course. But it wasn't until I watched Trump's and Kim's handshake that I felt anything close to the thrill I'd had before. I really had not anticipated how that would feel!

The Korean War was still hot when I was born, and the lingering effects of that, on down to how Viet Nam was fought (and mishandled), were not lost on me.

Nearly seventy years of Korean stalemate has cracked under Trump. Whatever will happen, this day is still enormous.

Daughter came by and I played the clip of their handshaking, and the clip of them sitting down together. She insisted we watch both of them repeatedly, which Milady and I gladly did. I'm glad to know she shares in our amazement and delight.

And Trump was in total control of everything, all the way, as usual.

Something something not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thrill-seeker at June 12, 2018 01:08 AM (67teE)

775 That Fox live feed is preparing for teh signing thingy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCWdTT1GZKY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:08 AM (8iiMU)

776 Shep Smith pokes at Trump's feud with Trudeau: 'Maybe we need a northern wall'

https://tinyurl.com/yayupcu7

---

Such wit...

Bless his simple heart.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:08 AM (OXkR9)

777 German made small appliances are the best. Not something to shake the world but something.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:10 AM (n13/j)

778 I don't get it. What happened on this blog today ? Not one post on the summit other than The Morning Report. I've been very disappointed.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:11 AM (zVTAw)

779 775
That Fox live feed


Thanks.

I went off to bed at 11:45 but my wife's cats needed to play and woke me up ... and now I'm wide awake ... with a beer.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:11 AM (vWMNq)

780 Back on for a few. Don't think I'm going to get caught up on nearly 800 comments.

Can y'all pardon a long blatherant?

Or just skip this, that's okay.
___

So many long years ago, my interest in politics was by stages re-ignited by many forces. Clinton's indecency, 9/11 of course, but then the horror of Jug-Ears' election. I was reawakened and interested, but not particularly emotional about politics as so many of y'all get.

Then, one day, I saw a photo of Col West and Sarah Palin meeting at Rolling Thunder.

The pic:
http://bit.ly/West-Palin-Thunder

There was something about it that just signified (excuse the expression) real hope and change. I actually got what I could only describe as a thrill. Sure, neither of them amounted to all that much in the ensuing years, but what they represented then still echoes along.

I'm not one who gets thrilled. Even Election Night 2016, stunning and delightful as it was, wasn't a thrill.

Now, once the Trump-Kim meeting was on-again, and they were heading to Singapore, I was intrigued, excited, and delighted, of course. But it wasn't until I watched Trump's and Kim's handshake that I felt anything close to the thrill I'd had so long before. I really had not anticipated how that would feel!

The Korean War was still hot when I was born, and the lingering effects of that, on down to how Viet Nam was fought (and mishandled), were not lost on me.

Nearly seventy years of Korean stalemate has cracked under Trump. Whatever will happen, this day is forever enormous.

Daughter came by and I played the clip of their handshaking, and the clip of them sitting down together. She insisted we watch both of them repeatedly, which Milady and I gladly did. I'm glad to know she shares in our amazement and delight.

And Trump was in total control of everything, all the way, as usual.

Something something not tired of winning yet.

Posted by: mindful webworker - thrill-seeker at June 12, 2018 01:11 AM (67teE)

781 hat Fox live feed is preparing for teh signing thingy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCWdTT1GZKY



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:08 AM (8iiMU)

Wonder what the signing thingy will be about. I hope we did not surrender lol.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:12 AM (n13/j)

782 So what are they signing?

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:12 AM (vWMNq)

783
I don't get it. What happened on this blog today ? Not one post on the
summit other than The Morning Report. I've been very disappointed.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:11 AM (zVTAw)

Noted.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:13 AM (n13/j)

784 And Trump was in total control of everything, all the way, as usual.

---

*chuckles*

Posted by: God at June 12, 2018 01:13 AM (OXkR9)

785 FFFFFFFFFFFuuuuuuu... how did I post twice??!!??

Had to happen on that long rant, not some short quip.

Posted by: mindful webworker - delete the earlier one, please, bosses? at June 12, 2018 01:14 AM (67teE)

786 You're disappointed a lot, huh Noah?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:14 AM (OXkR9)

787 I'm not staying up till 2am for the presser. Local radio news station switched to special report on my way home. I wanted to listen cuz historic event but the ABC radio team was SO asinine I kept switching back to oldies rock stations. When I'm listening to Rush and the ABC news tone comes on I switch the channel, so the badness is not a new thing it was just that I would have liked to get some decent coverage of the summit. Oh well.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at June 12, 2018 01:15 AM (r4KP2)

788
You're disappointed a lot, huh Noah?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left


He's building an ark.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 12, 2018 01:15 AM (IqV8l)

789 No one knows what will be signed....yet.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:15 AM (8iiMU)

790 Make sure you let ace know what you think he should be writing about. Especially when its on a thread you're not interested in. Let your displeasure be heard. He loves that.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:16 AM (cAnNx)

791 Sky News coverage:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOacA3RYrXk

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:16 AM (OXkR9)

792 The sound of Yoko in that clip drew fifteen tomcats to my window. ew.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 01:17 AM (11H2y)

793 Damn is constitutional a word?

Seeing that we live in a (supposed) Constitutional Republic ... I certainly hope so.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at June 12, 2018 01:17 AM (ZxqOz)

794 Let your displeasure be heard. He loves that.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:16 AM (cAnNx)

Is that why you are dead?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:19 AM (8iiMU)

795 Two minute warning.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:20 AM (brIR5)

796 Maybe they'll declare war on China.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:22 AM (vWMNq)

797 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZIlAExvneo

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:23 AM (n13/j)

798 I wonder if that table is the 70k conference table McCabe bought?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:23 AM (8iiMU)

799 Quint, have a Krups coffee/nut grinder that's gotta be 25 years old.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

800 @797 LOL

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:25 AM (vWMNq)

801 Latest from Sundance at CTH
----

After the joint working lunch, President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim
Jong-un went for a stroll in the garden; talked for a few moments with
the assembled media, and then President Trump showed Chairman Kim the
inside of the U.S. Presidential Limo.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:27 AM (vWMNq)

802 Official two minute warning

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:27 AM (brIR5)

803 Trump, Lil Kim, and Rodman are probably playing HORSE out back....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:27 AM (8iiMU)

804 Quint, have a Krups coffee/nut grinder that's gotta be 25 years old.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

It is no joke. Any type of small appliance go with German or USA. I don't care what it costs, at least you won't have to chuck it in a year or two. People buy disposable crap and then bitch when it breaks lol

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:28 AM (n13/j)

805 SHS! Wearing black....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 01:29 AM (8iiMU)

806 US and NK teams are entering by the side door.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:29 AM (vWMNq)

807 German made small appliances are the best. Not something to shake the world but something.


Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:10 AM (n13/j)




I'll buy Bosch tools, have owned four BMW cars.

But will NOT own so much as a screwdriver from Krupps.

Not 'cause they made some awesome German WWII armaments.

But because they made the very sophisticated, purpose-built mass-production crematoria furnaces and disposal mechanisms found at Auschwitz, and many another Nazi death camp.

That schitz was not designed, nor built, in any kind of ignorance as to it's intended or final purpose, to say the least.

I'll give some slack to the average, generic, manufacturer as to most "war" equipment.

Mitsubishi made the Zero, but so far as I know, didn't make the medical horrors of Japan and their POWs a thing.

So, even though their vehicles suck insofar as resale goes, buy 'em if you want 'em.

BMW made German warplane engines. And IIRC, damn near EVERY German industry "employed" slave Jew labor in their factories.

Thank Albert Speer for that, but I doubt that BMW would have preferred that said sabotaging labor force over "pure" Aryan labor... had but Germany engaged their version of Rosie the Riveter...which they did not.

I'm not totally against our "appropriating" the best of what the Hun surrendered in '45. Von Braun being at the top o' the heap.

But that Krupps thing is a thing, and it's real, and it matters.

Your coveffe deserves far better than to be brewed in a Krupps.

Make it so.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

808 And they're on stage

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:29 AM (brIR5)

809 German made small appliances are the best. Not something to shake the world but something.
Posted by: Quint
----

You've never had to buy a BMW starter, have you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 01:30 AM (pNih8)

810 Comprehensive agreement.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:30 AM (vWMNq)

811 Trump wins this.....weep you closet democrates

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 12, 2018 01:30 AM (kFkpX)

812 I got a German-made appliance hidden here somewh... Oooh! Tickles!

Posted by: Shep! at June 12, 2018 01:30 AM (6FqZa)

813 Kim sounds like Odd Job.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:31 AM (brIR5)

814 Document of some sort being signed. No details yet on what it is.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:32 AM (brIR5)

815 Kim: "The world will see a major change."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:32 AM (8iiMU)

816 Letter "comprehensive"

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:32 AM (brIR5)

817 Fvcking press.


LOL



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:32 AM (8iiMU)

818 Press throwing out irrelevant questions.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:33 AM (vWMNq)

819 666 We must NOT make America great again! He must be stopped!
Posted by: Bill Maher


Hahahahaha.

In other news about the devil still walking the earth, I had a big fat horsefly smacking into my monitor. He is thoroughly gooshed. #StillWinning

Posted by: mindful webworker - when you play the comments backward, you hear Paul McCartney dying at June 12, 2018 01:33 AM (67teE)

820 Document of some sort being signed.

About that . . .

Posted by: Neville at June 12, 2018 01:34 AM (6FqZa)

821 Goodnight all. Thanks for the chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at June 12, 2018 01:34 AM (eMKNe)

822 784 And Trump was in total control of everything, all the way, as usual.

---

*chuckles*
Posted by: God


Well, much as I admire Trump, I don't think of him quite that highly.

Posted by: mindful webworker - the Most Highs rule in the kingdoms of men - how high are they? at June 12, 2018 01:35 AM (67teE)

823 PDT: "This worked out far better than anyone predicted."

I hope most of that statement, if not all of it, is true, rather than bluster!




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:35 AM (8iiMU)

824 Kim nodding during translation.

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:35 AM (brIR5)

825 CNN should be embarrassed by Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Phrase of the Day at June 12, 2018 01:36 AM (GtG/j)

826 PDT to Lil Kim after they left:

The press, you just have to grab them by the mish. They love that.





Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:36 AM (8iiMU)

827 823 PDT: "This worked out far better than anyone predicted."

I hope most of that statement, if not all of it, is true, rather than bluster!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:35 AM (8iiMU)

Amen!

Posted by: Fox2! at June 12, 2018 01:37 AM (brIR5)

828 next stop........Hillary moves to Croatia....Bill takes up temporary quarters at Sir Richard's island........Hey Berry......BERRY???..KILAUEA....holding a seat for you brother...down low on the east rift....fer shizzle......

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 12, 2018 01:37 AM (kFkpX)

829 Dinesh D'Souza is going to serve TGE with a documentary comparing him with Lincoln.
tinyurl.com/yckc3lxf

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 01:37 AM (6FqZa)

830 CNN should be embarrassed by Jim Acosta.
Posted by: Phrase
---------

Only because he is first alphabetically in the list.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 01:38 AM (wszSn)

831 Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

That's the first I have heard of this Jim. I thought you were going to say Krups was made in China today etc. Most German and US great brands have at least versions made in China that are much lesser, and that is a shame. I will look into what you said, I have not heard of this.

I will say this, in general, people need to let go of war. I remember people who would never forgive the Japanese etc. I understand that view no doubt, these people went through hell. But sometimes you have to let go for humanity. Again, I am talking in general. You have the same thing with Vietnam, many vets who will always hate their enemy, and then those who realized for themselves, letting go was better. Again, I am not talking about Krups, I have no knowledge about it in particular. I will look into it per your comment.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:38 AM (n13/j)

832 ...PDT to Lil Kim after they left:

The press, you just have to grab them by the mish. They love that.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:36 AM (8iiMU)



Nails it in one.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:39 AM (QzJWU)

833 https://youtu.be/OH50Rv_GSSM

The chick with the nice lips and rack is still on the air.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 01:39 AM (8iiMU)

834 It is just so sad. Biggest story of our life time and AOS HQ had posts about Soylo & Chick-Fil-A. Nothing about the summit since The Morning Report.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:39 AM (zVTAw)

835 825 CNN should be embarrassed by Jim Acosta.

Posted by: Phrase of the Day at June 12, 2018 01:36 AM (GtG/j)



Name someone they shouldn't be embarrassed by.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:40 AM (cAnNx)

836 Kim looked like a deer in the headlights at that signing.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 12, 2018 01:40 AM (xPl2J)

837
834 It is just so sad. Biggest story of our life time and AOS HQ had posts about Soylo & Chick-Fil-A. Nothing about the summit since The Morning Report.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:39 AM (zVTAw)



Here's your button.

www.hotair.com.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

838 Press being assholes as usual

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HddG63GC2P4

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:41 AM (vWMNq)

839 You've never had to buy a BMW starter, have you?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 01:30 AM (pNih

Nah, I buy American. But have had very good luck with German small appliances like safety razors, can openers, kitchen knives, etc. Too bad most German and USA great brands are sullied by pawning off their brand names to China.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:42 AM (n13/j)

840 Trump was gracious just now outside the hotel.
PDT said Lil Kim "loves his country very much" and he is "very talented".


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:42 AM (8iiMU)

841 @833 tyvm

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 01:42 AM (vWMNq)

842 I will say this, in general, people need to let go of war. I remember people who would never forgive the Japanese etc. I understand that view no doubt, these people went through hell. But sometimes you have to let go for humanity. Again, I am talking in general. You have the same thing with Vietnam, many vets who will always hate their enemy, and then those who realized for themselves, letting go was better. Again, I am not talking about Krups, I have no knowledge about it in particular. I will look into it per your comment.


Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:38 AM (n13/j)




We're in agreement, mostly as to letting go of war.

Krupps though, went far beyond "crossing the line", insofar as actively embracing the evil.

I think I still have the Krupps history on my shelves. If so, I'll post the relevant title and ISBN in tomorrow night's ONT.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:43 AM (QzJWU)

843 834 It is just so sad. Biggest story of our life time and AOS HQ had posts about Soylo & Chick-Fil-A. Nothing about the summit since The Morning Report.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:39 AM (zVTAw)

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The summit is just happening now, and pretty sure that ace will cover it to your sad heart's content.

Now run along and let the grown folk talk.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:44 AM (OXkR9)

844 redc1c4, are you tired of #winning yet?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 12:44 AM (6FqZa)
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F no!

schadenboner status: Collapsium.
(ask H Beam Piper)

PS: thanks to whomever mentioned The_Donald : i hadn't been there in awhile, and naow i wonder why.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 01:44 AM (z2xce)

845 Here, Noah Bawdy, have a (You). Now you got the attention you crave which you didn't get at 4chan

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 01:45 AM (6FqZa)

846 786 You're disappointed a lot, huh Noah?

Today here, yes.
I've read this blog for about ten years.
I used to be a regular commentator, although for the most part a non-serious one. Just had fun with whatever the in jokes were at the time. But I always looked at this blog as being in focus on what was going on in the world and looking forward to this blog's take on things. Today I got nothing. Today was just sad for me here.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:45 AM (zVTAw)

847 We're in agreement, mostly as to letting go of war.



Krupps though, went far beyond "crossing the line", insofar as actively embracing the evil.



I think I still have the Krupps history on my shelves. If so, I'll post the relevant title and ISBN in tomorrow night's ONT.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX

Do so, I want to learn.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:46 AM (n13/j)

848 (blink)

OK, i read the content.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 01:46 AM (WFV7d)

849 Well Noah, I think you should let ace know how you feel.

Don't let it fester.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:47 AM (OXkR9)

850 Name someone they shouldn't be embarrassed by.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:40 AM (cAnNx)

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God Emperor Donald J Trump Maximus?


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 01:47 AM (z2xce)

851 well, smashing pumpkins just happened on fallon.

It sounds to me like holy fucking shit this is amazing.

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at June 12, 2018 01:47 AM (FOPyv)

852 Today was just sad for me here.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:45 AM (zVTAw)




LOL.

I saw nothing but talk about the summit in the comments.
Parallel universes.

Your cat is dead, mine is alive.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:48 AM (8iiMU)

853 I think I still have the Krupps history on my shelves. If so, I'll post the relevant title and ISBN in tomorrow night's ONT.

Jim
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I can think of no reason that Porsche should get a pass either.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 01:48 AM (LUV9/)

854 That sound you hear is liberals' heads exploding.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 01:49 AM (11H2y)

855 Do so, I want to learn.


Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:46 AM (n13/j)p



Remind me again, if you must. My email is in my nic.

Alas, my alarm blares forth in a bit less than five hours time.

Hasta la late to sleep, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

856 That Yoko clip just scared the hell out of my cat!

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at June 12, 2018 01:49 AM (IRxHb)

857 Since we had a post on this topic on a previous ONT, allow me to link a rebuttal by one Swami Dass: 'Did All Species Arise about 200,000 Years Ago?'
https://t.co/ZCtz5zjaa8
Posted by: boulder t'hobo stayed up too late at June 11, 2018 09:40 PM (6FqZa)

Funny. I seem to remember a recurring character in some of the Richard Hannay novels by John Buchan by the name of Ram Dass. He was the sort of "go to" authority for all the skinny about the seamy underside of the Subcontinental part of the British Raj.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 01:50 AM (WFV7d)

858 854 That sound you hear is liberals' heads exploding.
Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 01:49 AM (11H2y)

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Sounds like...

Popcorn!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:51 AM (OXkR9)

859 Niters Jim!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:52 AM (OXkR9)

860 OK, morons. No need for the personal attacks. I've been one of you for a long time although I haven't commented much. No need for the hotair crap, OK ? I'm just honestly saying that I admire this site and expected better coverage. And that smack talk about "Now run along and let the grown folk talk" ? I'll be 56 this month and have been a conservative since the Jimmy Carter days. I have never talked to any of you the way some of you are talking to me tonight. Again I'm wondering what happened here since I was a regular commentor ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:52 AM (zVTAw)

861 That sound you hear is liberals' heads exploding.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 01:49 AM (11H2y)

I thought it would sound like fireworks, but really sounds more like popcorn. Sad!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 01:53 AM (GzDYP)

862 "Your cat is dead, mine is alive."

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:48 AM (8iiMU)

Did you really just go there ?
Do you know about my cat ?
My friend of 18 years ?
What has happened to this place ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:55 AM (zVTAw)

863 Noah, it's because you are behaving like a troll. Coming into a thread where people are celebrating some good news, and whining about the bloggers. And 'I've been conservative since the [longago] administration!!' is part of the concern troll handbook, seriously.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 01:56 AM (6FqZa)

864 694
Heh. Seriously, I have been fucking with shrubbery for the past few days. I've got some Chinese Holly that is just getting out of hand.

Now, that is some really bitchy shrubbery. Very prickly indeed. Those bushes are just one hairy thicket indeed.

That is just like my vaginal weasel!

Posted by: Yoko at June 12, 2018 01:57 AM (nWc4E)

865 Every 3 Months I donate my eyebrows to a charity that gives them to kids with cancer.
Posted by: garrett at June 11, 2018 09:48 PM (Z+ROM)

Have you considered starting a wooly-bear caterpillar ranch? They could eat the discarded flower bracts off the dental floss bushes, and you could herd them with the pygmy pony.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 01:57 AM (WFV7d)

866 as for the cat, that was transparently a Schroedinger reference. nobody knew about your RL kitty (sorry about him/her btw)

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 01:57 AM (6FqZa)

867 Here's your button.



www.hotair.com.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 01:41 AM (cAnNx)

tell him to focus on Analpundit.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 01:57 AM (n13/j)

868 I just looove that Dinesh D'Souza is doing a movie comparing Trump and Lincoln.

Posted by: vivi at June 12, 2018 01:58 AM (11H2y)

869 Noah,

You're whining.

"I'm soooo sad that ace didn't post what I wanted him to post!"

Regardless of your chronological age, you're sounding like my two-year-old granddaughter.

Grow. Up.

Have a problem with what ace posts? Take it up with him.

Crying about it on the ONT will not garner you much, if any, sympathy.

Grow. Up.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 01:58 AM (OXkR9)

870 862
"Your cat is dead, mine is alive."



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:48 AM (8iiMU)



Did you really just go there ?

Do you know about my cat ?

My friend of 18 years ?

What has happened to this place ?

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:55 AM (zVTAw)

Dude, it was a Schrodinger's Cat reference.I was just riffing on that and pointing out our two difference perspectives.
Please chill.
You just seem to be a bit of a sad sack about 'no coverage', and I just view it differently.
If you are offended, I'm sorry about that.
Cheer up!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:58 AM (8iiMU)

871 OK. I guess you guys aren't listening to me it genuinely makes me sad. I never thought I'd see that here. Have a goodnight everyone. You've succeeded in shutting me up.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 02:00 AM (zVTAw)

872 Yep. I struck a nerve by accident.

And, I lost my cat a year and a half ago.
I'm still working up the will to post about him on the Pet Thread.
So, I sympathize.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:01 AM (8iiMU)

873 So, the document. The deed to all of the nukes? The deed to N. Korea?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 12, 2018 02:02 AM (lpszU)

874 Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 02:00 AM (zVTAw)


WTF


Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 02:03 AM (vWMNq)

875 Well if anything will do it, this is it -- Trump with a > 50% approval rating. They said it couldn't be done.

Dem assholes are torqued down to a depth rating of water-tite at 40 feet.

Josey Wales (Trump) meets Ten Bears (Kim) with a few key quotes:

Governments don't live together people live together.

I'm saying that people can live together without butcherin' each other.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EBYw5VN2E

Posted by: GnuBreed at June 12, 2018 02:03 AM (0ogQG)

876 *Pats Couch*

There, there, honey.

Sit down right here and I will let you pet my pussy.

Posted by: Michele Obama's Landing Strip at June 12, 2018 02:03 AM (Z+ROM)

877 When has whining about what is getting posted here ever received positive feedback? When did it not result in mocking of the whiner?

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 02:03 AM (cAnNx)

878 Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:29 AM (QzJWU)

I worked on Krauss Maffei injection molding machines for a few years. Damn Germans over engineer everything!

Posted by: Bill R. at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (IuYIh)

879 ...and

In before the flounce!

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (Z+ROM)

880 Thanks Deplorable Ian Galt.
I lost my best friend a little over a year ago.
We were separated for most of his last two years while I was homeless. And then after I moved to San Jose and could afford to get him here. Sadly, he died less than a month after getting here. He just couldn't take it anymore.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (zVTAw)

881 I don't think Ace posts a lot about what might happen. That's up to us Morons.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (GzDYP)

882 873
So, the document.

Invitation to Mara Lago for spring break.

Posted by: Off the reservation at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (vWMNq)

883 Ian Galt, I did that recently too.

Someone at a dinner I was at was telling us about some crazy lady who didn't like his (libertarian) politics, and started calling him up at night to yell at him. I said something like, 'better keep your bunny locked up'... and he said 'my bunny died'. I mumbled something about Fatal Attraction and he said 'I didn't see it... that was a joke that fell flat'.

I felt like a dick.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (6FqZa)

884 Lil Kim motorcaded to his hotel apparently.

Showing him arrive now.

I wonder if he will order room service.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:05 AM (8iiMU)

885 *Reads back*


Damn - Missed it by > < that much.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 02:05 AM (Z+ROM)

886 Goodnight everyone.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 02:07 AM (zVTAw)

887 Goodnight Noah.

Sorry about your cat.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 02:07 AM (OXkR9)

888 Don't think Krupp is/was Krupps, but not sure. But think Topf und Sohne were the oven suppliers. No modern consumer product activity from that company.


Gorka pretty unimpressive in responding to the (admittedly stupid) questions comparing this summit to Obama/Cuba, or silly "point" from Dem airheads about contentious G-7 (which, um, it wasn't) vs. chummy atmospherics in Singapore. Didn't go to the substance of the differences, at all.

Posted by: rhomboid at June 12, 2018 02:09 AM (QDnY+)

889 Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (zVTAw)

That's such a sad story. I'm sorry for your loss.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 02:09 AM (GzDYP)

890 osted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 01:58 AM (8iiMU)

I agree the guy should cheer up. If he thinks this is internet abuse, well he is lucky. This is why I basically don't post on the net, with these specific words belying my testament. Of course you were talking about Shroedinger everyone got it.

Previous commenter, if you are serious here, no one is attacking you, it is net banter. Cheer up

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 02:10 AM (n13/j)

891 'Moves'. Incredible moves.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2018 10:00 PM (N+Do/)

That golf ball didn't get through fifty feet of garden hose by its own efforts.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 02:10 AM (WFV7d)

892 Within the hard shell of sarcasm, satire, prickliness, dickliness, and assholery, I have found that just about all of the Horde are soft, cuddly, mushy, hu-mans.

It just takes more than three licks to get to that chewy center.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:11 AM (8iiMU)

893 My center may be chewey, but it's bitter.

Posted by: garrett at June 12, 2018 02:12 AM (Z+ROM)

894 892 Within the hard shell of sarcasm, satire, prickliness, dickliness, and assholery, I have found that just about all of the Horde are soft, cuddly, mushy, hu-mans.

It just takes more than three licks to get to that chewy center.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:11 AM (8iiMU)

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We still doing phrasing?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 02:13 AM (OXkR9)

895 *Pats Couch*

There, there, honey.

Sit down right here and I will let you pet my pussy.

Word on the street is that Reggie couldn't get it up tonight, Barack has the sads!

Posted by: Val Jarrett, Entertainment Tonight at June 12, 2018 02:13 AM (nWc4E)

896
Thanks Deplorable Ian Galt.

I lost my best friend a little over a year ago.

We were separated for most of his last two years while I was
homeless. And then after I moved to San Jose and could afford to get him
here. Sadly, he died less than a month after getting here. He just
couldn't take it anymore.

Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 02:04 AM (zVTAw)

He go there, that is something. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 02:13 AM (n13/j)

897 This "Channel News Asia" feed can stack up with the best of the US MFM in blathering and babbling.

I just want to see more of the chick with the great lips and rack in that maroon dress. She doesn't talk much, but when she does, she has a nice Britishy accent.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 02:14 AM (8iiMU)

898 I wonder if trump just comes out and says All your base are belong to us.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 12, 2018 02:15 AM (9Om/r)

899 I wonder if Donny Two Scoops negotiated a pallet of cash to be delivered to Andrews AFB from North Korea?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:20 AM (8iiMU)

900 supposedly they have a US Navy ship. Donny could sail back on it.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 02:21 AM (n13/j)

901 I don't get it. What happened on this blog today ? Not one post on the summit other than The Morning Report. I've been very disappointed.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:11 AM (zVTAw)

Sorry about that Noah. Ace gives an explanation at the bottom of this post as to why this happened:

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/375594.php778

(Do not comment on old posts)

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 02:22 AM (BQBIT)

902 Deplorable Ian Galt — And, I lost my cat a year and a half ago.
I'm still working up the will to post about him on the Pet Thread.


I've had a hard time enjoying the Pet Thread since we had to send Best Doggie Ever to the dogpark on high and our oldest male kitty just vanished one night not long after.

I like to think of them romping together again. And I've begun to be able to enjoy other folks' dogs again. It's a long, hard process.

Posted by: mindful webworker - misses my doggie so much at June 12, 2018 02:25 AM (67teE)

903 Heh, Channel News Asia is bitching that they still haven't seen this document that was signed.

And, our State Department hasn't revealed anything yet. That tells me that the WH is moving faster than the State Department, which is probably a good thing.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:25 AM (8iiMU)

904 It's a long, hard process.

Posted by: mindful webworker - misses my doggie so much at June 12, 2018 02:25 AM (67teE)

Yeah. It causes my room to get dusty too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:26 AM (8iiMU)

905 And, our State Department hasn't revealed anything
yet. That tells me that the WH is moving faster than the State
Department, which is probably a good thing.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:25 AM (8iiMU)

They are probably scrambling to find a printer, a ream of paper, and a couple ink toners.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:28 AM (8iiMU)

906 They are probably scrambling to find a printer, a ream of paper, and a couple ink toners.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:28 AM (8iiMU)

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And figuring out which font to use.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 02:29 AM (OXkR9)

907 I wonder if he will order room service.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:05 AM (8iiMU)
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or just leap off his balcony.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 02:31 AM (D0ZGj)

908 And figuring out which font to use.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at June 12, 2018 02:29 AM (OXkR9)
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Death By PowerPoint!

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 02:32 AM (D0ZGj)

909 Hello to everyone I haven't cyber-seen in a year or two. Excelsior, ummm, or something like that.
Posted by: Lincolntf at June 11, 2018 10:41 PM (l14X/)

Hello to you, too, Lincoln! Happy to hear that your are well.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 02:34 AM (WFV7d)

910 Okay, I'm gonna do this.

In The Urantia Book telling, Jesus traveled by caravan to Rome, a really nice "lost years" story (compared to other alleged revelations). Jesus was employed as the translator for Gonod, an Indian merchant, and as tutor for Gonod's son.

Since Gonod carried greetings from the princes of India to Tiberius, the Roman ruler, on the third day after their arrival in Rome the two Indians and Jesus appeared before him. The morose emperor was unusually cheerful on this day and chatted long with the trio. And when they had gone from his presence, the emperor, referring to Jesus, remarked to the aide standing on his right, "If I had that fellow's kingly bearing and gracious manner, I would be a real emperor, eh?"

http://bit.ly/ub-132-0-1

I thought of that tonight watching Emperor Kim meet with Trump. Not to paint Trump as Jesus, just the portrait of sham power versus real.

I'm out. Love one another. Anyway.

Posted by: mindful webworker - all your freebird are belong to us at June 12, 2018 02:35 AM (67teE)

911 So Trump just said Kim is a "Great Negotiator".

Why do I think He stole Kim's wallet and bought Pyongyang for 60 guilders worth of trinkets?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at June 12, 2018 02:36 AM (jp0Bv)

912 The blowhard on Channel News Asia just read the text of the document from a photo of PDT holding it up to the press. Bottom line, the goal is denuclearisation of the Korean peninsula, and the US plans to commit 'security guarantees'. And, repatriation of any US remains ASAP.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:37 AM (8iiMU)

913 it would make me happy if the hill was spitting nails
Posted by: concrete girl at June 11, 2018 10:54 PM (IVQr2)

and shitting razor blades.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 02:39 AM (WFV7d)

914 Posted by: mindful webworker - thrill-seeker at June 12, 2018 01:08 AM (67teE)

That's quality blather, and I share your sentiment.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 02:40 AM (9lOjF)

915 And, repatriation of any US remains ASAP.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:37 AM (8iiMU)
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i sense the hand of SecDef Mattis in that detail.

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 02:41 AM (D0ZGj)

916 i sense the hand of SecDef Mattis in that detail.


Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 02:41 AM (D0ZGj)

Good. I always expected something from this. It makes Trudeau look even worse not that that matters. This was too big for Donny to let blow up. Let's get their nukes once and for all. The Chinese must feel flaccid.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 02:45 AM (n13/j)

917 limp noodles, even

Posted by: redc1c4 at June 12, 2018 02:46 AM (D0ZGj)

918 These particular Singaporean pundits are focusing on the lack of details and comparing this event to 'typical' summits where the meeting is essentially a signing ceremony of something previously negotiated.


I think this is just the opposite: this meeting is essentially boiled down the primary objectives, and subsequent events will focus on that. My gut tells me that if the Norks start any nit-picky bullshit that will delay the objectives, PDT will walk away.

And, this 'security guarantee' that we proposed is certainly a thumb in the eye of China, I think.






Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 02:51 AM (8iiMU)

919 I wonder if this thread will reach 1000?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 02:53 AM (4C0+v)

920 https://youtu.be/OH50Rv_GSSM


ooh!

Theresa Tang!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 02:54 AM (8iiMU)

921 Kim didn't look all that happy while signing. Not that I am going to bring out the body language experts.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 02:55 AM (n13/j)

922 https://youtu.be/OH50Rv_GSSM


ooh!

Theresa Tang!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 02:54 AM (8iiMU)

Didn't Theresa Tang die back in the Nineties?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 03:00 AM (4C0+v)

923 Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 02:54 AM (8iiMU)



Didn't Theresa Tang die back in the Nineties?

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 03:00 AM (4C0+v)

I don't know.
I'm just checking out the anchorchick in the blue outfit.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 03:03 AM (8iiMU)

924 History made tonight. TGP has the four points.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 03:04 AM (9lOjF)

925 Reposting for the late, late, late crew.

MiL update. Out of surgery and short-term prognosis is positive. Rresponsive to commands and no anesthesia complications.

Surgeon says growth was uncharacteristic of a glioblastoma, an agressive malignant class of tumor. This looked more like an arterial venous malformation, a jumble of blood vessels, which started bleeding, and which would most likely be a benign growth with more positive, long-term prognosis. Testing will affirm the preliminary diagnosis in about about two weeks.

Possibly out of ICU, if continued positive development, soon.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for your prayers and well-wishes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 03:05 AM (9lOjF)

926 Possibly out of ICU, if continued positive development, soon.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for your prayers and well-wishes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 12:32 AM (jf8DM)

Sounds very promising, Flounder!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 03:08 AM (WFV7d)

927 That may sound like a lot of negative info, but rest assured it is a wealth of unexpected positive news, considering all that was at stake and brain surgery to remove a still potentially malignant mass.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 03:08 AM (9lOjF)

928 Sounds very promising, Flounder!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 03:08 AM (WFV7d)

Yes, to quote SiL, it was the first sign of hope in a looong 30+ hours.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 03:10 AM (9lOjF)

929 It is just so sad. Biggest story of our life time and AOS HQ had posts about Soylo & Chick-Fil-A. Nothing about the summit since The Morning Report.
Posted by: Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 01:39 AM (zVTAw)

You don't suppose that, owing to the time difference between Singapore and North America, that none of the summit action took place until after the HQ dayshift had ended?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 03:19 AM (WFV7d)

930 Possibly out of ICU, if continued positive development, soon.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, for your prayers and well-wishes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 03:05 AM (9lOjF)

Flounder- great to hear that. Prayers for a good prognosis and continued recovery!

Posted by: Mainah at June 12, 2018 03:19 AM (659DL)

931 You don't suppose that, owing to the time difference
between Singapore and North America, that none of the summit action
took place until after the HQ dayshift had ended?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 03:19 AM (WFV7d)

It all started around 9pm eastern. They are 12hrs difference from eastern.
So...yeah.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 03:20 AM (8iiMU)

932 We're in agreement, mostly as to letting go of war.

Krupps though, went far beyond "crossing the line", insofar as actively embracing the evil.

I think I still have the Krupps history on my shelves. If so, I'll post the relevant title and ISBN in tomorrow night's ONT.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 12, 2018 01:43 AM (QzJWU)

But is Krups (one "p"), the appliance maker, connected in any way with Krupps (two "p's") the arms maker?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 03:21 AM (WFV7d)

933 The deal with Kim?




Trump successfully dealt with the New York mafia and unions.


Kim was a piece of cake .

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at June 12, 2018 03:26 AM (UsCnO)

934 Goodnight, Horde!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5YIJ1pZEBc

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 03:33 AM (4C0+v)

935 Night, everyone.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 12, 2018 03:44 AM (WFV7d)

936 I wonder how many articles are being written about how clearly Trump was played by Kim, based solely on how Trump was speaking about him afterwards. I fully expect NeverTrumper Tracinski at the Federalist to have something written along those lines.

Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 03:49 AM (cAnNx)

937 I wonder how many articles are being written about how clearly Trump was played by Kim, based solely on how Trump was speaking about him afterwards. I fully expect NeverTrumper Tracinski at the Federalist to have something written along those lines.
Posted by: buzzion at June 12, 2018 03:49 AM (cAnNx)

Oh, I would be there are tons of pre-written articles. The media so badly wants him to lose on these negotiations. I expect most stories will discount any agreement and focus on how X issue was not dealt with.

Posted by: Mainah at June 12, 2018 03:55 AM (659DL)

938 Can't wait to see if Kim gets out of the plane in Pyongyang and waves a signed paper to an adoring crowd.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 12, 2018 03:56 AM (e1mEI)

939 Norks and the IG report this week. Do hope something comes fron this Singapore meeting just to shut up Leftists.

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:00 AM (pHfeF)

940 I'm beginning to doubt you're very humanitarian and much more misanthrope than 50/50.

I saw the signs but wasn't sure when this was going to repeat like a bad curry.

Posted by: jakee308 at June 12, 2018 04:00 AM (VqY5W)

941 Krup and Krupp, has me wondering too. Could Wiki it

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:02 AM (pHfeF)

942 Never Trumpers are getting smaller and smaller. I distinguish them from true libertarian/conservatives who have real policy differences to discuss But how small is the latter group? The Never Trumpers never seem to get past their hatred of the man/loss of power. I thought Ben Shapiro might be a decent alternative voice, but his voice has diminished in recent months. The line he has been trying to walk seems to have become too thin.

It seems that there are a group of people trying to get something done, like Larry Kudlow who suffered a heart attack. And there are others who are trying to be not Democrat, but also no Republican. Mostly they are looking for msm jobs, we are talking a tiny group. They are tiny in all definitions of the word.


Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 04:04 AM (n13/j)

943 Press conference starting


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6eS4lwT7uE


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 04:07 AM (8iiMU)

944 Getting minor water still coming into the basement. Saw on weather news we have had 7.15" of rain when average is 4".

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:07 AM (pHfeF)

945 Is it on live tv? Have stuff on stove so can't go see right now

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:13 AM (pHfeF)

946 fox right now

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 04:17 AM (n13/j)

947 945 Is it on live tv? Have stuff on stove so can't go see right now
Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:13 AM (pHfeF)

I'm sure it's live on C-SPAN.

Posted by: Surfperch at June 12, 2018 04:18 AM (4C0+v)

948 Coffee and Cream of Wheat done, President Trump talking now.

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:20 AM (pHfeF)

949 Fox has it on

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:21 AM (pHfeF)

950 I love cream of wheat. Water in the basement; not so much.

Have a great day Skip!

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 04:24 AM (t0Z53)

951 President Trump is saying there is a agreement and it is to be handed out to reporters immediately

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:24 AM (pHfeF)

952 I think he is killing it.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 04:27 AM (n13/j)

953 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6eS4lwT7uE

Guardian live stream


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 04:32 AM (8iiMU)

954 He he, President Trump mentions Jug Ears paying off Iran to get back hostages

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:36 AM (pHfeF)

955 PDT slamming paying for hostages. Whacking the press a bit, too.

Good grief, these reporters are idiots.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 04:37 AM (8iiMU)

956 LOL, Now the press is going to pin 'Talented Man' on PDT.....



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 04:41 AM (8iiMU)

957 At 5am got to start packing up lunch and hit the road.

Smacking down Trudeau

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:43 AM (pHfeF)

958 PDT: "I don't think Justin knows Air Force One has about twenty televisions."


LMFAO!



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 04:44 AM (8iiMU)

959 Renaissance was a British band. I read somewhere that most of their popularity in the States was in the NYC-Philly corridor, and most of the rest of the country never heard of them.

Oddly enough, Annie Haslam has been living in Bucks County, PA for the last 20 years or so.
Posted by: rickl at June 12, 2018 01:00 AM (sdi6R)


Huh. I liked Renaissance, but I haven't thought of them in ages. And I grew up in Bucks County. I didn't know that was a local thing.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 04:46 AM (fuK7c)

960 Leaving it up to Sarah if going to continue, so still going.

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 04:46 AM (pHfeF)

961 After the joint working lunch, President Donald Trump and Chairman Kim Jong-un went for a stroll in the garden; talked for a few moments with the assembled media, and then President Trump showed Chairman Kim the inside of the U.S. Presidential Limo.


The last part last part-"showed Chairman Kim the inside of the Presidential limo" made me laugh


From Conservative TreeHouse

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 04:46 AM (0/+vJ)

962 After being up for 25 hours, Trump asks at the press conference, "Should we keep going, Sarah?"

Reporters are being so docile. They must be tired.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 04:49 AM (t0Z53)

963 Reporters are being so docile. They must be tired.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 04:49 AM (t0Z53)

Or it might be because Singapore, and they don't want to be caned.
LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 04:50 AM (8iiMU)

964 And they can't have their bubble gum.

Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 04:53 AM (t0Z53)

965
Huh. I liked Renaissance, but I haven't thought of them in ages. And I grew up in Bucks County. I didn't know that was a local thing.


The missus liked 'em and plays a double album of theirs now and again. She's at the tag end of the NYC - PHL corridor. She's a big Yes fan, too; me, I'm "meh" on both groups.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 04:54 AM (pNxlR)

966
Are they recreating the expulsion of the eunuchs from the Forbidden City from "The Last Emperor" over at Foggy Bottom and Kips Bay yet?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 04:58 AM (pNxlR)

967 Reporters are being so docile. They must be tired.



Posted by: OldDominionMom at June 12, 2018 04:49 AM (t0Z53)

Or it might be because Singapore, and they don't want to be caned.
LOL



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 04:50 AM (8iiMU)

they are trying to not be jagoffs. AKA, don't want to be caned.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 04:58 AM (n13/j)

968 *Sips first cup of coffee, clicks on ONT link*

*spews coffee in graceful arc onto keyboard*

What the hell did you people do to piss off MisHum?!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2018 05:01 AM (JxMDl)

969 Trump, "think about [North Korea] from a real estate perspective".

They have nice beaches. This is epic.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 05:03 AM (fuK7c)

970 He is still going.
I am not changing nic but would be very disappointed if this thread doesn't go to 1K

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 05:04 AM (pHfeF)

971 Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at June 12, 2018 03:05 AM (9lOjF)

Thanks, flounder for the updates in a very difficult situation. Prayers will continue for your dear MIL and I will put her on the prayer list for tomorrow.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 12, 2018 05:05 AM (0/+vJ)

972
They have nice beaches. This is epic.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 05:03 AM (fuK7c)


Sure, when the winter ice floes depart. But the good news is that feature would keep the douchiest of the globalist douchebags away.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 05:06 AM (pNxlR)

973 Packed up and hitting the road.
Be good

Posted by: Skip j at June 12, 2018 05:07 AM (pHfeF)

974 I find it funny he keeps talking about real estate. The press hates it, they thingk they are above these things, but they are full of it. Time for Trump Taj Mahal Pyongyang.

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 05:08 AM (n13/j)

975
Having just clicked on Mis Hum's one link above, I can't help but wonder if Trump showed the same thing to Li'l Kim and said, "This is the hell we will unleash upon you unless you come to our deal. Believe me, you'll be begging us to be nuked instead."

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 05:09 AM (pNxlR)

976 I love how Trump swats down the "statement posed as question".

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at June 12, 2018 05:11 AM (JxMDl)

977 Presser over. Donny Two Scoops did a great job.

And, the press corps were civil.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:12 AM (8iiMU)

978 President Trump jut wished the press "sort of congratulations". The modern media and millenials keep saying it is a new world, with new words. Well, there is a new one for them, "sort of congratulations".

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 05:14 AM (n13/j)

979 518 You KNOW showing this had to kill CNN's collective soul.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at June 11, 2018 11:06 PM (+CzJu)

A perfect ending to the day.
Posted by: Ladyl at June 11, 2018 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

Horde-think, for the win!

Posted by: m at June 12, 2018 05:27 AM (/TzhX)

980 >>> I am not changing nic but would be very disappointed if this thread doesn't go to 1K

How can l possibly disappoint Skip j?

Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2018 05:28 AM (cHbmY)

981 938 Can't wait to see if Kim gets out of the plane in Pyongyang and waves a signed paper to an adoring crowd.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at June 12, 2018 03:56 AM (e1mEI)

This is all really exciting.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2018 05:29 AM (/TzhX)

982
We won't know what to think of this until CCN's own Tater weighs in with his deep thoughts. I am sure that thousands at airport gates around the country will give him his due regard when he does so.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 05:30 AM (pNxlR)

983 How can l possibly disappoint Skip j?
Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2018 05:28 AM (cHbmY)

I don't think he knows the "j" is there.

Posted by: m at June 12, 2018 05:31 AM (/TzhX)

984 Hillary would have sent them a few billion $ and declared victory. And the MFM would have swooned.

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2018 05:31 AM (2AmoJ)

985 >>> I don't think he knows the "j" is there.

>>> I am not changing nic

I contend that he does.

Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2018 05:33 AM (cHbmY)

986
Skip j

Skipjack?
Skopje? We have a Macedonian bureau now?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 12, 2018 05:33 AM (pNxlR)

987 This trash isn't going to drag itself to the curb.

1K or bust!

Posted by: fluffy at June 12, 2018 05:35 AM (cHbmY)

988 She went down to Singapo-ro,just yodel and to yo-yo.There she saw a Nork-type Phay-ro,who could-not would-not play-o.But the Phay-ro met Donaldo,who said to him 'this day-o,you will do just as I say-o'.
So yes please to say and may-o,stop this yoko-wail-screech-na-do.



Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2018 05:37 AM (zLDYs)

989 President Trump reveal at end of presser that we are 2x economy of China. Leverage.
A done deal. Thank you Mr. President.





Somewhere in dc a barky whimpers. Sad.

Posted by: d9 at June 12, 2018 05:38 AM (WX+x0)

990 Come on, you can do it. Come on boy,

Contribution to 1000.

Posted by: French Jeton at June 12, 2018 05:44 AM (Fjvqd)

991 Will this thread make it to 1k before the morning report?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:46 AM (8iiMU)

992 Crawling to the finish line.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:47 AM (8iiMU)

993 Well, shit, it only needs 9 more. I can do one.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at June 12, 2018 05:47 AM (fuK7c)

994 Well, cofvev is fini. 'alarme! Dans la breche, mon amis!'

Posted by: Eromero at June 12, 2018 05:47 AM (zLDYs)

995 last night's reportage on the summit included the following exchange:

anderson cooper: can you tell us, what has brought us to this historic summit?

expert: it had nothing to do with trump...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 12, 2018 05:48 AM (Pg+x7)

996 It will be interesting to see what our MFM makes of the events of last night/this morning. I expect negativity up the wazoo..


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:48 AM (8iiMU)

997 One comment every ten minutes, and we will be there.

Posted by: French Jeton at June 12, 2018 05:48 AM (Fjvqd)

998 ... i thought that added an element of comic relief to the evening.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 12, 2018 05:49 AM (Pg+x7)

999 Good Morning from the road

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 05:49 AM (0X9r+)

1000 PDT has not been shy about bitching that this whole NK thing should NOT have been his problem. I'm sure it makes the media squirm a bit.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:49 AM (8iiMU)

1001 YES

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 05:49 AM (0X9r+)

1002 1001 ! Whoop


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:50 AM (8iiMU)

1003 I knew you could do it!

Posted by: French Jeton at June 12, 2018 05:50 AM (Fjvqd)

1004 DAMMIT


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:50 AM (8iiMU)

1005 Must go faster...

Posted by: Jeff Goldblum at June 12, 2018 05:50 AM (Ojki1)

1006 PDT has not been shy about bitching that this whole NK thing should NOT have been his problem. I'm sure it makes the media squirm a bit.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

But Social Security is. He better fix it dammit

...MSM...

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 05:50 AM (0X9r+)

1007 btw re the article in the sidebar on the sex-slave ring and robert de niro:

for some time i figured his aggressive attacks on trump were motivated his need to cover his whoring around with harvey weinstein. we'll see...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 12, 2018 05:52 AM (Pg+x7)

1008 Social Security is actually Congress' problem.

It has been and always will be.

Those weasels need to start taking their responsibility seriously.

But, they can't help themselves. Being weasels and all.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 12, 2018 05:53 AM (8iiMU)

1009 1000 - How declasse to whine about inheriting problems one's predecessor.

Posted by: The One's loyal lapdog media at June 12, 2018 05:54 AM (Ojki1)

1010 Social Security is actually Congress' problem.

It has been and always will be.

Those weasels need to start taking their responsibility seriously.

But, they can't help themselves. Being weasels and all.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

I know. It's just like the unemployment rate. All of a sudden the MSM discover the "people that are no longer collecting unemployment and are not looking" statistic

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 05:55 AM (0X9r+)

1011 1007
btw re the article in the sidebar on the sex-slave ring and robert de niro:



for some time i figured his aggressive attacks on trump were
motivated his need to cover his whoring around with harvey weinstein.
we'll see...

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at June 12, 2018 05:52 AM (Pg+x7)

Love to hear the leaks coming out...

Posted by: muckrack at June 12, 2018 05:59 AM (DoqY9)

1012 Love to hear the leaks coming out...
Posted by: muckrack

Oh yeah!?! You don't have to clean it up.


...Huma...

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 06:05 AM (0X9r+)

1013 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 06:08 AM (EyPfd)

1014 1010- You know the MSM IS dying to "correct the numbers" but know TGE will not only call them (and TFG's) b's numbers but also has the non zero chance of dropping a "bigotry of low expectations" WMD on them.
Thus quiet shuffling and hoping some Hollywood moron (no relation to the Horde) will sacrifice themselves for the "team".

Posted by: Bete, deplorable bot of melancholy at June 12, 2018 06:08 AM (Ojki1)

1015 I wonder who Trump is gonna piss off today.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 06:08 AM (EyPfd)

1016 The NYT email update I get every morning will be a negative shit show, I'm sure.
If it had been Hillary, it would have been the greatest ever, even if she did pee on Kim by accident.

Posted by: colin at June 12, 2018 06:09 AM (NCb6l)

1017 Well now,

That was interesting.

Posted by: franksalterego at June 12, 2018 06:13 AM (3cq8T)

1018 Just scrolled through the comments real fast. Thanks for the excellent commentary, Horde.

Posted by: Not Noah Bawdy at June 12, 2018 06:16 AM (jiGGU)

1019 The NYT email update I get every morning will be a negative shit show, I'm sure.
If it had been Hillary, it would have been the greatest ever, even if she did pee on Kim by accident.
Posted by: colin

You're going put yourself in an early grave reading that crap in the morning, you'd be better off having a DI kick your ass out of bed.

Posted by: Jean at June 12, 2018 06:19 AM (MS0+a)

1020 Trump Doctrine: We're America, Bitch.

http://tinyurl.com/y993bxc7

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 06:25 AM (EyPfd)

1021 From the "We're America Bitch"

The author says "Barack Obama, whose foreign-policy doctrine I studied in depth, was cerebral to a fault;"

Does cerebral mean let America take it up the poop shoot and then apologize because we're out of lube?

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 06:30 AM (0X9r+)

1022 This week, Paul Krugman and others will explain to us why full employment and a roaring economy are bad things. Or have they already done so?

Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2018 06:31 AM (MxEKc)

1023 This week, Paul Krugman and others will explain to us why full employment and a roaring economy are bad things. Or have they already done so?
Posted by: Ripley

#1 reason
Rush hours are "rushier"

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 06:32 AM (0X9r+)

1024 "Or have they already done so?"

I think that Vox is on it, as we speak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 12, 2018 06:32 AM (EyPfd)

1025 Another day, another covfefe. Still configgerin my new-fangled Alienware pooter to behave. It's got these, like, tentacle thingies. (No octopron in my household, pal.)

Posted by: Corona at June 12, 2018 06:33 AM (MceDl)

1026 Whoa! A 1k ONT thread on a slow newsday?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 12, 2018 06:34 AM (9uM86)

1027 "....on a slow newday?"

Wasn't slow last night.

Posted by: Case at June 12, 2018 06:36 AM (2AmoJ)

1028 MisHums' brevity followed by a phantasmagoria of deplorable effuse. I think it worked out well.

Posted by: Corona at June 12, 2018 06:36 AM (MceDl)

1029 "I think that Vox is on it, as we speak.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice"
Full Employment and Roaring Economy Increase Global Warming and Destroy Your Future.

Posted by: Ripley at June 12, 2018 06:37 AM (MxEKc)

1030 "Happiness Leads To Suicide"

Posted by: Corona at June 12, 2018 06:37 AM (MceDl)

1031 wonder if bob de niro deflowered some underage girls? film? pedo island flight log? Harvey Weinstein and bob good buds?

Posted by: d9 at June 12, 2018 06:38 AM (WX+x0)

1032 Jeebus. That link by VIA. What an idiot that wrote that drivel. PDT totally unprepared for the summit! What the hell did he need to do when the agreement was already hammered out and only needed to be discussed and signed.
And the cerebral Obama. When did cerebral become a synonym for full of shit.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 12, 2018 06:39 AM (N3JsI)

1033 The MFM is still stuck on Chick-Fi-a....They are kind of stuck, so they think its a safe thing to do is slam Chick-Fi-a.

Posted by: colin at June 12, 2018 06:41 AM (NCb6l)

1034 When did cerebral become a synonym for full of shit.

Posted by: never enough caffeine at June 12, 2018 06:39 AM (N3JsI)


We have no idea.

Posted by: The Cerebral, But Full Of Shit, Media at June 12, 2018 06:43 AM (8lsuS)

1035 I heard the criticize made of Trump not preparing for the summit. Other Presidents spent days getting ready. They say Trump kinds of wings it, which I don't think really happens.

Posted by: colin at June 12, 2018 06:44 AM (NCb6l)

1036 Any statement or comment from Obumstik about the summit?...haven't seen anything...

Posted by: KWDreaming at June 12, 2018 06:46 AM (Z1I24)

1037
Nothing says 'cerebral' like pallets of hundred dollar bills hand delivered to a country that would like nothing better then to destroy us.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 12, 2018 06:46 AM (LOgQ4)

1038 hey say Trump kinds of wings it, which I don't think really happens.
Posted by: colin

Plus, Trump! actually works when he works. The man keeps a hell of a pace. By 10 AM the biggest thing Oblabla had done was finally find a place to sneak a smoke

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 06:47 AM (0X9r+)

1039 Any statement or comment from Obumstik about the summit?...haven't seen anything...
Posted by: KWDreaming

Obumstik has not been told yet what to say

Posted by: Bruce at June 12, 2018 06:48 AM (0X9r+)

1040 Cerebral for nuthun...chicks for free.

Posted by: Corona at June 12, 2018 06:49 AM (MceDl)

1041 Trump cucked by Kim. Be best!

Posted by: Slappy McTits at June 12, 2018 06:54 AM (O3EQh)

1042 1037
Nothing says 'cerebral' like pallets of hundred dollar bills hand delivered to a country that would like nothing better then to destroy us.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 12, 2018 06:46 AM (LOgQ4)

I think it was Euros and Pounds

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

1043 Wendy Sherman- No comment.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 12, 2018 06:57 AM (8Klrh)

1044 Trump was supposed to fix things. Yet, because of him. de nuclearization process is starting now!

Posted by: Quint at June 12, 2018 06:57 AM (n13/j)

1045 Nothing says 'cerebral' like pallets of hundred
dollar bills hand delivered to a country that would like nothing better
then to destroy us.



Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 12, 2018 06:46 AM (LOgQ4)



I think it was Euros and Pounds


Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:56 AM

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Non sequential serial numbers and no bill larger than a 20.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at June 12, 2018 06:58 AM (+Dllb)

1046 I think it was Euros and Pounds

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 12, 2018 06:56 AM

You're correct. 'Foreign' currency is all I can find.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at June 12, 2018 06:59 AM (LOgQ4)

1047 NOOD

Posted by: blaster at June 12, 2018 07:01 AM (jHrzU)

1048 It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day
It's gonna be a bright (bright)
Bright (bright) sunshiny day

Things are going great, and they're only getting better
I'm doing all right, getting good grades
The future's so bright, I gotta wear shades
I gotta wear shades

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at June 12, 2018 07:01 AM (roQNm)

1049 943 Press conference starting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6eS4lwT7uE

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 12, 2018 04:07 AM (8iiMU)

Thanks. Appreciate it.
Sort of congratulations to everyone!

Posted by: m at June 12, 2018 11:03 AM (/TzhX)

1050 Rained all day here on our vacation. But I'm hoping to leverage today's crappy weather into staying an extra couple days. We drove instead of flew this year, so we can actually choose what day to go home without having to decide 2 months in advance.

Posted by: Lincolntf at June 13, 2018 08:17 PM (l14X/)

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