Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/29/18 )

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The Quotes of The Day

Quote I

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Quote II

The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy

Quote III

Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Patrick Henry


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With friends like these, who needs enemies?

Iranian officials are plotting with U.S. allies across the globe to develop a series a measures meant to counter new sanctions by the Trump administration following its abandonment of the landmark nuclear deal, setting up a global economic showdown between America and its allies over their future business dealings with the Islamic Republic.

Iranian leaders disclosed on Tuesday that they had recently held high-level meetings with European Union nations and leaders in India and Thailand to explore options for skirting new U.S. sanctions.

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Perhaps if Roseann had only seen this training video. If only............

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Quite frankly, I would rather have a prostate exam with the Popeil Veg-O-Matic.

"Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world," said the program. More like a few bottles.

Or "attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean, touring what it said were 'sustainable energy' projects in the islands, and visit Puerto Rico to see reconstruction efforts after last year's devastating hurricane," the program said.

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The ONT Musical Interlude



May 29, 1949, Born on this day, Francis Rossi, guitarist, singer, songwriter with Status Quo. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967, 'Whatever You Want' in 1979 and 'In the Army Now' in 2010. Twenty-two of these reached the Top 10 in the UK. In July 1985 the band opened Live Aid at Wembley Stadium with 'Rockin' All Over the World'. via thisdayinmusic.com

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May 29, 1967, Born on this day, English singer, songwriter and guitarist Noel Gallagher, Oasis. First single was the 1994 UK No.31 single 'Supersonic', followed by the 1994 UK No.1 album Definitely Maybe which became the fastest selling UK debut album ever. Their third studio album, Be Here Now (1997), became the fastest-selling album in UK chart history. Gallagher now fronts Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds. via thisdayinmusic.com


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Do we even care if this is true? Or Fake News?

Ousted “Black Lives Matter” activist Shaun King (nickname: Talcum X) spread a dubious rumor on Twitter that several top NFL stars are considering boycotting the upcoming football season until unemployed NFL kneelers Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid are hired by a team.

King tweeted, “BREAKING: Several star NFL players have told me they are considering sitting out the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is removed and both men are given spots back on rosters. They aim to get 25% of the players to sit out with them.”

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Perhaps a Coffee/Caffeine IV drip is needed. Caffeine makes you like other people.

A new study published in the Journal of Psychopharmacology found that people who consumed a moderate amount of caffeine before doing something with a group were not only more active participants, they also evaluated their own performance, and the performance of other group members more highly than in groups where the participants had not consumed caffeine prior to working with one another.

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Why men need toolboxes. h/t Hank Curmudgeon


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Homeless? No more. Genius Award Winner.

MIAMI BEACH, Fla. - A homeless man was arrested late Sunday after authorities said he crashed a stolen unmarked Miami Beach police car while officers pursued him.

Leon Perrymond, 25, face a number of charges, including grand theft auto and aggravated battery on a law enforcement officer.

According to the arrest report, a Miami Beach detective was working traffic detail at Lincoln Lane North and Washington Avenue and parked his police car in the median of Washington Avenue to prevent illegal left turns. The emergency lights were left on and police insignias were displayed on the bumper, the report said

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Brotherly love. Capitalism. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

GREENWOOD, S.C. – A 9-year-old South Carolina boy selling lemonade to help his sick baby brother raised nearly $6,000 in two hours Saturday.

Andrew Emery wants to help his parents pay for the medical bills for his little brother Dylan. The infant suffers from Krabbe disease, a rare and often lethal neurological condition.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Late Night Temptation.

Notice: Posted with permission by AceCorp, LLC under the auspices of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe, Ltd. Not responsible for the bamboozled.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:04 PM




Comments

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1 Senate Judiciary Committee (Grassley) has scheduled a hearing on the IG report, with testimony from IG Horowitz for June 5th (the original date for D-Day).

This time, the DOJ and FBI need to receive more preliminary naval gunfire.

Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)

2 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (e9G8E)

3 Ahem. Grey

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (fA1SL)

4 hello there

Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (oIcPq)

5 I Didn't read the content...

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (LaMh6)

6 I spotted the SSBN!!

Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (2wOtx)

7 Am I first?


Tell me the truth.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (+lOpA)

8 Top 10!

Posted by: Guy Who Says Top 10! at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (juIfU)

9 Feeling boxed in here, Chief.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 09:56 PM (WFV7d)

10 Yeah, Disqus is down all over and not just Insty's.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (Evws/)

11

It's grey!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (GdWl+)

12 Thanks for the ONT.

I love GK Chesterton. Whereas others read Ayn Rand and decide: 'hmmm, there is a cool philosophy' I read Chesterton and said: "This dude gets it."

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (xHYNd)

13 I see a gray box and I want to paint it black.

Posted by: Hick Jagger at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (3AGQM)

14 Awww, we gave up the Volvo 'Boxy- but good' style.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (xHYNd)

15 Fixed just as I posted, as I knew.

Posted by: Virginia SoCon at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (3AGQM)

16 Top pic is very nicely done. They create foreground interest with the low-to-the-ground perspective, keep the horizon horizontal, and land to sea to sky obeys Rule of Thirds.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (fA1SL)

17 Yeah, Disqus is down all over and not just Insty's.
Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 09:57 PM (Evws/)

Thanks to the power of Minx 0.7 alpha, AOSHQ soldiers on, undaunted.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (WFV7d)

18 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Late Night Temptation."

But what about Crystal Blue Persuasion?!?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 09:58 PM (xHYNd)

19 Iranian officials are plotting with U.S. allies across the globe to develop a series a measures meant to counter new sanctions by the Trump administration

They aren't our allies.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (+lVUW)

20 So, unlike a lot of people, I am not a Beatles fan, at all.

But I disliked the cheesy bargain-basement Beatles knockoff called "Oasis" even more.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (UiRxW)

21 A new study published in the Journal of Psychopharmacology found that people who consumed a moderate amount of caffeine before doing something with a group were not only more active participants, they also evaluated their own performance, and the performance of other group members more highly than in groups where the participants had not consumed caffeine prior to working with one another.
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What about prodigious quantities? I regularly have an unhealthy caffeine intake and yet I am still fairly disagreeable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (hYcqw)

22 I vote for Quote I.

Nice ONT, MisHum. I like it, I really like it!

Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (oIcPq)

23 Gray
In my world its blue

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (3Pma+)

24
I spotted the SSBN!!
Me too

Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)

25 I hope the NFL falls completely apart. There. I said it.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 10:00 PM (08G9c)

26 Re: Crystal Blue Persuasion

When the second paragraph of your wiki entry starts off with: "A gentle-tempoed groove" you know someone on the drugs has been at the page.


Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:00 PM (xHYNd)

27 At least we have that Insty can't steal boxing ourselves in from us.

Posted by: andycanuck at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (Evws/)

28 "Or 'attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean, touring what it said were 'sustainable energy' projects in the islands, and visit Puerto Rico to see reconstruction efforts after last year's devastating hurricane,' the program said."

I think I will have to decline the offer of a Caribbean island jaunt with Bill Clinton, thanks all the same.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (fZuhk)

29 24
I spotted the SSBN!!
Me too
Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)

Lol. Actually looks like two of them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (xHYNd)

30 I was very disappointed to see in the OAN ticker on my lunch break that India has said they will only comply with Iran sanctions if it is a UN resolution. We were so close to gaining a strong ally there in Bush 43's "4x4" Pacific realignment. Then Obama went mewling back to Europe. I don't know if maintaining that Pacific realignment would have prevented this (it well may not have, India has long been something of a wild card), but I do have to wonder.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (hYcqw)

31 I've noticed a couple of people making references to Instapundit this evening. What's that about?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (UiRxW)

32 Lessee if I can post now....

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (IYHxL)

33 Thank you, MisHum. We all appreciate your ONTs.

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (/A+Cl)

34 25 I hope the NFL falls completely apart. There. I said it.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 29, 2018 10:00 PM (08G9c)



I want my Raiders to be good this year but I also want the league to kill itself.

Maybe I'm nuts.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (+lOpA)

35 That's a Russian sniper submarine hiding just offshore in those weeds.

Posted by: The Concerned Civets Union, Local #666 at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (0ogQG)

36 I like an ONT. Especially in the evening.

Posted by: PhilDirt at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (aAWc5)

37 Weird sometimes I can post from my phone and other times I get an error message.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (IYHxL)

38 I guess Trump is having another rally tonight, but you wouldn't know it looking at Drudge Report. What the f*** happened to that website? I feel like it's a cross between TMZ and CNN. They've been completely on the wrong side of everything with this Mueller bullshit too.

I thought he was supposed to Rally for our side as one of the very small slivers of so-called conservative news that the left wants to assassinate

Posted by: Dimebag Forever at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (aR6C/)

39 I'm naturally introverted. I find caffeine helps me be more outgoing.

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (/A+Cl)

40 Thanks for a great ONT, MisHum!

Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.

Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)

41 Hiya

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (IhOkc)

42 "Late Night Temptation"! The bacon... It...


Throbs!!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (e9G8E)

43 Music critics are in a world of their own.

Never understood a word they said.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (+lOpA)

44
Caffeine makes you like other people.

Then I need to drink more coffee, because it hasn't worked yet.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (LsBY9)

45 That Starbucks thing got old fast.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (O5Q3r)

46 Patrick Henry's account has been suspended for hate speech

Posted by: TWITTER at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (vChNs)

47

Where are all the Black Iranians at?

No, seriously, Black Iranians? Anybody?

Posted by: Sheriff Twinkenfuher Hogg at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (UFLLM)

48 Are we at last brought to such humiliating and debasing degradation, that we cannot be trusted with arms for our defense? Patrick Henry

Nah bro, just the weenies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (0ogQG)

49
Her Majesty is now home.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (LsBY9)

50 Yudhishthira's Dice, I'm trying to determine if you are someone I met at a recent meetup. Are you the person Infidel was inviting to dance?

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (/A+Cl)

51 Her Majesty is now home.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:04 PM (LsBY9)

With more doggie trophies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (WFV7d)

52 Agreed. Iran's government and its allies chant 'death to America' at every step and have, in fact, delivered much death to Americans. (And to Jews. Mostly to other Muslims they hate.)

If our 'allies' are befriending that regime then the alliance is bullshit.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (6FqZa)

53 40 Thanks for a great ONT, MisHum!

Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)

You're welcome and

DONT GIVE THEM ANY IDEAS

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (3Pma+)

54 "Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"

There isn't enough wine in the world.
And oh yeah, the Grifters have found another way to suck money out of people.
Hillary, get a job.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (+lVUW)

55 A man can do anything with the right tool. An organized group of men can do anything with the right tools for the job.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (roQNm)

56 Status Quo had MAYBE one hit in the US. Probably "Pictures of Matchstick Men" in 1967.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (o1fzk)

57 That toolbox music group is amazing. But I wanted the camera to focus on the women in nice dresses behind them.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (hyuyC)

58 Horde! A wonderful evening to all y'all!

Posted by: LadyTheo, A harriette through and through. at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (X+6iw)

59 55.
* nods *

*makes 'air-accordion' gesture *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (fA1SL)

60 Good thing that little bastard was not selling his lemonade in Seattle. They would of busted his little capitalistic ass for underage working without permits, no filing for a business license, failure to pay city and county taxes, and no health inspection. Money confiscated and jail time.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (0tfLf)

61 20 So, unlike a lot of people, I am not a Beatles fan, at all.

They were a force. But I never got into their sound.

Different strokes.

Posted by: eleven at May 29, 2018 10:07 PM (+lOpA)

62 Hadrian the Seventh

Less typing and more foot rubbing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:07 PM (hyuyC)

63 You want sex robots go to Drudge
You want conservative a news aggregator with interesting links? It's TheLibertyDaily.com.

h/t fluffy

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:07 PM (ux+5c)

64 The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy

Tell that to the ignorant voters who voted for you, John.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (htRaj)

65

Guess who the secret guest celebrity in on my next cruise! Tee-hee, go on, guess!

Posted by: Kaptain Kommie Kuck Kock Kurious Kristol Kruiser at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (UFLLM)

66 @ ALH. I replied to your mail from last night's ONT. Didja get it, ma'am? I'll have more pics of the project & progress in the next day or two.

Kind of got held back today. Mechanic has my truck, *#&! transmission rebuild, now.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (QzJWU)

67 Apologia Studios

Good effort on the Starbux seminar.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (cp1if)

68 A man can do anything with the right tool. An organized group of men can do anything with the right tools for the job.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (roQNm)


And then, there are the Russians . . .

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (2K6fY)

69 An article over at PJMedia talking about how Hungary is currently the safest country in Europe for Jews -

https://pjmedia.com/spengler/the-safest-country-for-european-jews-try-hungary/

I'm sure that our pro-Slav/Eastern Europe regulars will love it.




h/t Instapundit

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (WtrBz)

70 I'm naturally introverted. I find caffeine helps me be more outgoing.

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I'm an introvert as well, but the only thing coffee has done for me was give me more energy to hate people.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:08 PM (+dsLj)

71

Could caffeine make me more like Elon Musk?

I could certainly use the money.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (GdWl+)

72 Iranian leaders disclosed on Tuesday that they had recently held high-level meetings with European Union nations and leaders in India and Thailand

Soros' idea.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (cp1if)

73 "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

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So, so true.

*sigh*

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (5Ezu/)

74 68. Can do anything with nothing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (fA1SL)

75
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (WFV7d)

Delilah's championship but nothing else. She was skunked in Best Bred-by-Exhibitor and she and Finn were second in Brace class.

Disappointing for us, but most people would be ecstatic to do as well as we did.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (LsBY9)

76 (60) And a 1000 Lumberjack protest in his front yard.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (RuIsu)

77 Haven't been to Drudge in ages, he went full HotAir for a long while. Now if I want Drudge-like news I go to Whatfinger.com

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (+dsLj)

78 A man can do anything with the right tool. An organized group of men can do anything with the right tools for the job.
Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (roQNm)


You should see what a disorganized pack of sailors can do with the wrong tools for the job that they lifted from the boat down the pier while someone was distracting the topside watch.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (fZuhk)

79 "Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"

Admired and respected ... by whom, exactly?

Also, do you have to drink the wine out of a bottle in a brown paper bag, while you sit on a curb?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (htRaj)

80 Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:05 PM (/A+Cl)
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Yes'm.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW)

81 "Or 'attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean, touring what it said were 'sustainable energy' projects in the islands, and visit Puerto Rico to see reconstruction efforts after last year's devastating hurricane,' the program said."

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We had it all mapped out, Foundation & Empire.
Mathematical precision.

But you cannot predict the appearance of the Mule.

Posted by: Hilary! at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (vChNs)

82 My mom sez that if her boss like in the StarBux parody (please, let it be a parody) training video talked to her like that,

She'd punch him.
Go mom.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (0ogQG)

83 69. It's one of the ironies, innit?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (fA1SL)

84 The next Star Wars will be rated MS-13.

Posted by: jsg at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (BVt+i)

85 Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine.

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You can't have an umpa polka band without the umpa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9UqZOv8-OY

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)

86 Alcohol is my Anti-Drug...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (e9G8E)

87 "Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"

Heidi Fleiss?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (htRaj)

88 29 24
I spotted the SSBN!!
Me too
Posted by: tu3031 at May 29, 2018 09:59 PM (O5Q3r)

Lol. Actually looks like two of them.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:01 PM (xHYNd)

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do they have the thing that goes up?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (vChNs)

89 Or "attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean, touring what it said were 'sustainable energy' projects in the islands,

Pedo Island, here I come.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (0ogQG)

90 Sweet story about the little boy and his lemonade stand. I hope his baby brother gets better soon so they can have a lifetime of adventures together.

Posted by: IC at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (PEJUg)

91 Caffeine makes you like other people.

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Irish coffee right?

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (+dsLj)

92 85. Wrong. All you need is accordion, CASIO keyboard, trumpet, and singer.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (fA1SL)

93 That back brace Hildog's wearing is one heck of a big brace.

No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)

94 My mom sez that if her boss like in the StarBux parody (please, let it be a parody) training video talked to her like that,



She'd punch him.

Go mom.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (0ogQG)

Don't show her Alec Baldwin's speech in Glengarry Glen Ross.

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (n13/j)

95 [i"Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"

"... and enjoy her regaling you with tales of how bollards kept her from the White House ..."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (htRaj)

96 Regarding the Clinton junket/opportunity, is Pedo Island in the Caribbean?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (+lVUW)

97 Pedo Island, here I come.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:11 PM (0ogQG)



We prefer Pedro Island.

Posted by: Pedo Island at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (+lOpA)

98 40 Thanks for a great ONT, MisHum!

Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)

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surprised they didn't go civil asset forfiture

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (vChNs)

99 You can't have an umpa polka band without the umpa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9UqZOv8-OY

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - Alt-Ctrl at May 29, 2018 10:10 PM (roQNm)

Next you'll have us all doing the chicken dance.

Posted by: Miklos, ohne lederhosen at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (zCyNd)

100
Tell that to the ignorantdead voters who voted for you, John.

Fixed

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (LsBY9)

101 93. Good.

* adds one to the list for Confession *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine. Ask Me About SMR & Ancient Slavonaut Theory at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (fA1SL)

102 Sub. Lying close inshore, 11 o'clock.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ZpfqO)

103 StAtus Quo? Long A? Must be one of them faggotty Brit bands.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (0ogQG)

104 56 Status Quo had MAYBE one hit in the US. Probably "Pictures of Matchstick Men" in 1967.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 29, 2018 10:06 PM (o1fzk)

Broaden your horizon

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (3Pma+)

105 The Talking Heads are one of the bands where you say yeah, they had some catchy tunes but they really didn't leave much of a mark and David Byrne's singing voice was kind of weird and bad.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (Y2Q3E)

106 Thanks for the Starbucks sensitivity video, brilliant! Just what the doctor ordered. Not many things that can make me laugh nowadays.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (/qEW2)

107 That back brace Hildog's wearing is one heck of a big brace.

No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)


Avascular necrosis.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (fZuhk)

108 Iranian leaders disclosed on Tuesday that they had recently held high-level meetings with European Union nations and leaders in India and Thailand

Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

109 Surprised the local gendarmes didn't (try to) close down the lemonade stand.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:03 PM (vUcdz)

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the vig is 18%

Posted by: Lemonade boy at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (vChNs)

110 93 That back brace Hildog's wearing is one heck of a big brace.

No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)

It's really the demonic parasite that clings to her back.

Ever notice that is a popular concept in fiction? The control parasite? I can think of two different occurrences from very disparate fiction: The second Thomas Covenant trilogy and Babylon V. And of course, Star Trek, but the other two were more of a large physical presence.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (xHYNd)

111 Hey everybody.

I no longer have a Twitter account. Would someone here please tweet the following to Viacom?:

Hi @Viacom, so you're eliminating #Roseanne from all your networks. Are you also deleting shows produced by Harvey Weinstein, directed by Roman Polanski or starring Bill Cosby?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (eMKNe)

112 You want sex robots go to Drudge
You want conservative a news aggregator with interesting links? It's TheLibertyDaily.com.

...

Lucianne.com is a pretty good conservative link site as well.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 10:14 PM (B6+JK)

113 The Solo post earlier today mentioned that the SJWs are blaming the poor performance of the Star Wars movies and DC movies on "series fatigue" - i.e. that viewers are getting fatigued by seeing too many of the movies within too short of a period of time. That, of course, means that they have to ignore the spectacular success of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, which is currently releasing 3-4 movies every year. The most recent, of course, are the wildly successful Black Panther and Infinity War. In short, Marvel's releasing 3-4 times as many movies, and yet somehow the viewing public isn't getting "fatigue" from all of it.

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:15 PM (WtrBz)

114 Yes'm.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:09 PM (UiRxW)


Thank you. The background noise was such that I could not properly hear your nic.

It was nice to have met you! (even though I hadn't had any coffee that day)

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:15 PM (/A+Cl)

115 I liked Camper Van Beethoven's version of Matchstick Men better.

That whole album was odd.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2018 10:15 PM (2K6fY)

116 It helps if your product is not SJW-smelling horseshit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 29, 2018 10:16 PM (xHYNd)

117 I like Oasis.

A champagne supah novah. A champagne supah novah in the sky.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:16 PM (/qEW2)

118 108 Iranian leaders disclosed on Tuesday that they had recently held high-level meetings with European Union nations and leaders in India and Thailand

Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Thailand has Ladyboys.
India has a caste system.

Both things rich and powerful old Europeans like.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 29, 2018 10:16 PM (C9Rdt)

119 Love the picture. Looks pretty much like my island on an angry day.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (/tuJf)

120 I clicked the troll link at the top of the sidebar, but didn't get any sound on the video. Anything with noise that isn't the video at the link plays just fine, and I can hear it without any trouble. But the video is completely silent. And I checked the volume on the video (also fiddled with the settings just to be sure).


Did anyone else have trouble getting the sound to play on that?

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (WtrBz)

121 That feel good story was great!

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (LBSeG)

122 Caffeine makes you like other people.

Does that mean it makes me resemble other people, or it makes me admire other people? Either is a bit of a stretch.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 10:17 PM (sdi6R)

123 Cocaine makes you like other assholes.

Posted by: Pedo Island at May 29, 2018 10:18 PM (+lOpA)

124 I never got into Oasis. I was a yuuge Creation-Records fanboi. Seriously, I even wore my hair like Kevin Shields from My Bloody Valentine when I was a kid (and I do hope those photos are never seen again). But Oasis left me cold.

I get the impression that Kevin McGee, having lost all his dough bankrolling, er, My Bloody Valentine, needed a strong pop act and needed it yesterday.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:18 PM (6FqZa)

125 110 Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Edgar Rice Burroughs got there close to first with the Kaldanes and Rykors in The Chessmen of Mars.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:18 PM (hyuyC)

126 gNewt Thanks for that link to libertydaily.com.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (kufk0)

127 Seconded: TheLibertyDaily.com is excellent.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (9tO1t)

128 Howdy, Infidel!

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (/A+Cl)

129 @79 Also, do you have to drink the wine out of a bottle in a brown paper bag, while you sit on a curb?
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Oh, no. What sort of a heathen barbarian do you take her to be? You'll get the glass held under her chin to catch the excess that slops out of her mouth as she chugs bottle after bottle.

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:19 PM (WtrBz)

130 *alan mcgee. derp.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (6FqZa)

131 'Caffeine makes you like other people. '

Not possible.

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (UdKB7)

132 107 That back brace Hildog's wearing is one heck of a big brace.

No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)

Avascular necrosis.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (fZuhk)


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she'll be full Davros for the 2020 debates.


There Must Be No Stairs!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (vChNs)

133 Maybe Hillary's back brace is for an injury sustained while being thrown into a van like a sack of potatoes 9/11/16.

Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (bsNE6)

134

The Talking Heads are one of the bands where you say yeah, they had some catchy tunes but they really didn't leave much of a mark and David Byrne's singing voice was kind of weird and bad.


The only good thing to come from that band was Adrian Belew IMHO.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (GdWl+)

135 I've seen the boycott rumors regarding Kapernick on Facebook but they haven't been attributed to Shaun King. Personally, I don't give a damn what they do. The time to correct their players was over two seasons ago when I still cared. Now? I'll never watch another game nor will I ever spend another dime on their merchandise no matter what they do.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 29, 2018 10:21 PM (IuYIh)

136 Likewise, Emmie. It was a riot! I will definitely be at the next one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:21 PM (UiRxW)

137 hi Infidel and thanks for being nice to me in the earlier thread.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:21 PM (6FqZa)

138 Okzy, I burned my way thru the content; someone regale me with some lies.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (0ogQG)

139 It's TheLibertyDaily.com.
h/t fluffy
Posted by: gNewt

Thanks. I wasn't aware of that site.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

140 Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into a parked police car in Laguna Beach

https://tinyurl.com/y78lfeek

Oopsie.

You've got to laugh.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (htRaj)

141 Lucianne.com is a pretty good conservative link site as well.

********************

I don't go there because her son is a fucking retarded shit for brains idiot. Plus there are some occasional nevertrumping fucktardery in the comments as well.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (+dsLj)

142 Okzy, I burned my way thru the content; someone regale me with some lies.

"No, those jeans don't make your butt look fat!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (eMKNe)

143 73 "The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton
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So, so true.

*sigh*"

I would say in a societal sense, yes, that's true. But Christianity has always been an individualized religion, with a focus on the individuals relationship to God, and his/her responsibility for their own behavior.

And in that light, there actually have always been a few people who *have* lived up to it, and whose lives are a blessing to all around them. They don't call attention to themselves, and they don't make a show of what they do. But I have been fortunate to have met a few, and I suspect you have too.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (V2Yro)

144 My electric window stopped working, in the open position, of course. I pulled all the molding off and replaced the switch. NO, it wasn't the switch.

Checked with the Tube which suggested gently tapping the motor. I couldn't get to the motor so I took a screwdriver, stuck it in the drive gear, and hit it with a hammer. NO, it didn't work.

I took the truck to my mechanic and he tinkered with the switch (listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.

Damn.

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (ux+5c)

145 Mitt Romney and Mike Kennedy faced off tonight in the UTSen Primary Debate:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8fwzdy

Posted by: Surfperch at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (C9Rdt)

146 Ever notice that is a popular concept in fiction? The control parasite? I can think of two different occurrences from very disparate fiction: The second Thomas Covenant trilogy and Babylon V. And of course, Star Trek, but the other two were more of a large physical presence.


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The Puppet Masters

The Federal Government

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (vChNs)

147 Yes, Jim, we got your email. Really impressed with your craftsmanship!

We'll probably buy pickets already made when we get to that point. I'll email you a pic in a minute of the porch as it is now.

Like I said, the old man who built the place must have run out of money when he got to the finishing. The porch posts and railing are just 2 x 4's.

Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (oIcPq)

148

Only AlGore's Bunghole Cherries can save Hillary's whiskey sour now...

Posted by: The Hurt Truths at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UFLLM)

149 'Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into a parked police car in Laguna Beach'

I saw that earlier. If Tesla survives it will be a miracle. Or a huge coke deal. One or the other.

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)

150

"Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"

Heidi Fleiss?



Kate Upton?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (GdWl+)

151 93 That back brace Hildog's wearing is one heck of a big brace.

No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:12 PM (ux+5c)


No. She's learned her lesson, and now keeps her private email server on her back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (htRaj)

152 Midnight at the Oasis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VlrKETxwRvM

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (V2Yro)

153 Hi Emmie, YD and your are more than welcome bth. That was a fun mome.
getting up at 6am the next morning sucked.

Posted by: Infidel at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (LBSeG)

154 How come the Clintons aren't selling guided tours of all the good work they have done in Haiti?

Posted by: West at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (g6yUI)

155 Covfefe makes you ultra aware and energized.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (Y2Q3E)

156 Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)
+++++++++
Same thing as always: resources, a buffer against the New World and brown slaves.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (hYcqw)

157 I saw that earlier. If Tesla survives it will be a miracle. Or a huge coke deal. One or the other.
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)


A Tesla with gull wings?

Hmmmm.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (htRaj)

158 The Iranian douchebags are also meeting in China, hoping to dodge the inevitable coming sanctions.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (0ogQG)

159 Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine...

Savor, hell. CHUG!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (y3sT9)

160 I hope Mittens loses, he is a chump

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 29, 2018 10:25 PM (Bh6pi)

161 Willowed:
522 432 GayPatriot was suspended from Twitter today for referring to Chelsea Manning as a traitor."

The gay patriot blog was made inactive the week before last. I thought Bruce did it himself, but I wonder if it's related.

Does anyone know if it was voluntary or involuntary?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (/+bwe)

162 Maybe Hillary's back brace is for an injury sustained while being thrown into a van like a sack of potatoes 9/11/16.

Posted by: davidt



I believe the quote was, "a side of beef".

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (ux+5c)

163 she'll be full Davros for the 2020 debates.


There Must Be No Stairs!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (vChNs)

INHEBRIATE! INHEBRIATE!

Posted by: Dalek Hillary 2020 at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (C9Rdt)

164 I took the truck to my mechanic and he tinkered with the switch (listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.

Damn.
+++++++
I was once frustrated with a computer and started rage-pounding on the keyboard. My dad walked over and said, "Just remember: it's not how hard you push the button, it's which button you push."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (hYcqw)

165 Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into a parked police car in Laguna Beach

https://tinyurl.com/y78lfeek

Oopsie.

You've got to laugh.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:22 PM (htRaj)

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Techies keep saying selt driving tech is 3 years out. That may be true, but public acceptance is more like 7-10 years out, until these stories stop popping up.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (I16G8)

166 she'll be full Davros for the 2020 debates.


There Must Be No Stairs!
Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:20 PM (vChNs)
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INEBRIATE! PECULATE! PREVARICATE!

Posted by: Dalek Hildawg at May 29, 2018 10:26 PM (UiRxW)

167 Bradley Manning is a traitor. The truth is a scarce thing nowadays.

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (UdKB7)

168 Savor a rare opportunity to enjoy a glass of wine with one of the most admired and respected women in the world,"

Heidi Fleiss?


Kate Upton?

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HELLLLLOOOOO

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (vChNs)

169 I saw that earlier. If Tesla survives it will be a miracle. Or a huge coke deal. One or the other.
Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)
++++++
Tesla is a world-class cash furnace. As soon as investor credulity runs out, they're toast.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (hYcqw)

170 No. She's learned her lesson, and now keeps her private email server on her back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (htRaj)

I don't want to know the power supply, do I?

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (/+bwe)

171 Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into a parked police car in Laguna Beach

Did the cop deserve it? Because #woke Teslas could be a thing.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:28 PM (9tO1t)

172 Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Can't speak to India but in Thailand, young nubile women who sell it rather cheap!

Posted by: Bill R. at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (IuYIh)

173 How come the Clintons aren't selling guided tours of all the good work they have done in Haiti?

Posted by: West
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Radio said the Clinton Foundation lost 600 children and it is now banned from Haiti.

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)

174 149 'Tesla in Autopilot mode crashes into a parked police car in Laguna Beach'

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:24 PM (UdKB7)


"Engage fast talking mode."

"Fast talking mode engaged."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (htRaj)

175 re Hillary's portable server - `I don't want to know the power supply, do I?`

Can they make batteries out of maidens' blood?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

176 I saw Hilary's back brace open for Iranian Douchebags

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (IhOkc)

177 2001 red chevy sedan

license # bfo 065

call 911 if spotted

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (MTjB1)

178 Mitt Romney is a slightly less contemptible failed Republican presidential candidate than John McCain. Just slightly.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (Y2Q3E)

179 I don't want to know the power supply, do I?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:27 PM (/+bwe)

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Raw Sexual Fury.

Mom could light up North Korea

Posted by: Chelsea Clinton at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (vChNs)

180
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

Isn't that what true believers say about socialism?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)

181 38 I guess Trump is having another rally tonight, but you wouldn't know it looking at Drudge Report. What the f*** happened to that website? I feel like it's a cross between TMZ and CNN. They've been completely on the wrong side of everything with this Mueller bullshit too.

I thought he was supposed to Rally for our side as one of the very small slivers of so-called conservative news that the left wants to assassinate
Posted by: Dimebag Forever at May 29, 2018 10:02 PM (aR6C/)

He's famously never Trump, and seemingly hasn't softened his stance a bit.

Posted by: West at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (g6yUI)

182 I read something about that thing on hillaroid's back maybe being a wearable defibrillator...at gab maybe??.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (kufk0)

183 144 Checked with the Tube which suggested gently tapping the motor. I couldn't get to the motor so I took a screwdriver, stuck it in the drive gear, and hit it with a hammer. NO, it didn't work.

I took the truck to my mechanic and he tinkered with the switch (listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.

Damn.

Posted by: gNewt


Most things can be fixed with a hammer. The real skill comes in *knowing* where to whack it.

But there is a certain satisfaction in whacking the damn thing all over the place. Fixing it comes in second.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (0ogQG)

184 173 How come the Clintons aren't selling guided tours of all the good work they have done in Haiti?

Posted by: West
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Radio said the Clinton Foundation lost 600 children and it is now banned from Haiti.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)

Exactamundo.

Posted by: West at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (g6yUI)

185 Radio said the Clinton Foundation lost 600 children and it is now banned from Haiti.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)


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all girls between the ages of 12 and 16

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:31 PM (vChNs)

186 Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Spices, spices. Or it is plastics?

Posted by: Quint at May 29, 2018 10:31 PM (n13/j)

187 The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy

That's retarded.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (RPXrN)

188 This looks very lifelike. If she's crowning in her back: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/newpix/ 2018/05/29/05/4CB6021900000578-5781307___-m-40_1527567823100.jpg

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (htRaj)

189 Mom could light up North Korea

So could a match.

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (IhOkc)

190 Isn't that what true believers say about socialism?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)

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they'll never claim that its difficult.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (vChNs)

191 Radio said the Clinton Foundation lost 600 children and it is now banned from Haiti.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (ux+5c)
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Probably chained up in Scneiderman's basement.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (UiRxW)

192 'all girls between the ages of 12 and 16'

Half for Bill, half for Hill.

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:32 PM (UdKB7)

193 Want to know how mad (as in "insane") this country is?

Just keep an eye out for a few days, and you'll see a story about the fallout from the treasonous Iran deal. A deal that Valery Jarrett was undoubtedly a key player in making. A deal that gave religious fanatics eager to martyr themselves all the money they could possibly need to build nukes, all the terms they need to do so in secret, and conveniently lifting any restrictions on that once Obama was out of office.

Then watch all the junkyard dogs - even on the supposed Right - tearing into Roseanne, for aying unacceptably nasty things about her.

In reality, it's really just not possible to say things about Valery Jarrett that are nasty ENOUGH, and I am happy to look the other way. Nothing Roseanne could ever say could be 1/1000000 as damaging to anybody as what "VJ" was involved in.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (GeYg1)

194 Is it overnight already? Huh!

The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Ennnhhhhh... Sounds like what the Commies say about Communism, it's just never really been tried, they keep saying every time it's tried and fails.

The liberation of the spirit works through individuals. The ideals of Jesus are tried, and prove true, even though fallible humans must ever fall short of perfection.

And that photo up top looks just like the view out my window, except, no ocean, no sea grass or reeds or whatever that is, just prairie grasses, and no big mountain in the background, although there is a hill. And we've got lots of trees. Other than that, exactly the same.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Jesus is just all right with me at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (3tLP6)

195 Can they make batteries out of maidens' blood?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

Somehow, your response is less disturbing than the CC sock.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (/+bwe)

196

Hillary crouches in the dying weeds next to a stagnant pond, biting the heads off mudskippers and chugging purple drank, while muttering to herself and fondling her precious Summer's Eve bottle. Suddenly, she catches your scent, whipping her head around in the sound of cracking vertebrae, and snarls, spraying gum decay and spittle, never losing eye contact with you... eyes... glowing eyes full of doom and wrath...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (UFLLM)

197 93 That back brace Hildog's wearing is one heck of a big brace.

No doubt she's got some vertebral degeneration or maybe fracturing as a result of a fall.
Posted by: gNewt


Is there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

198 Did the cop deserve it? Because #woke Teslas could be a thing.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:28 PM (9tO1t)
+++++++++++
Good Lord, woke machinery is the last damn thing we need. "Maximum SJW Overdrive" will *not* be a box office sensation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (hYcqw)

199
But there is a certain satisfaction in whacking the damn thing all over the place.

Phrasing

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (IqV8l)

200 The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy

What about the ignorance of 51% of the voters? OK by you?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (htRaj)

201 Also cancelled my Netflix today. I have a month left since it had just renewed...damn it!

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (kufk0)

202 Status Quo. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967,

Never heard of them.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (RPXrN)

203 Yes, Jim, we got your email. Really impressed with your craftsmanship!

We'll probably buy pickets already made when we get to that point. I'll email you a pic in a minute of the porch as it is now.

Like I said, the old man who built the place must have run out of money when he got to the finishing. The porch posts and railing are just 2 x 4's.


Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 10:23 PM (oIcPq)




I've got a feeling I'll be able to help with a quick, economical railing design for you, then. Much easier than the style I'm building for mine.

I'll take some pics of an entry ramp I built for my employer's office...the railing system on it is quite simple and easy. You'll be able to incorporate it into your design, I'm sure.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (QzJWU)

204 Mr. Weinstein has characterized sharing one's faith in Christ in uniform as part of a plot aiming at "a systemic hostile takeover of the U.S. military by lunatic, fundamentalist Christians." He has labelled Christian servicemembers who simply wish to obey the Great Commission as a "cabal of deranged endtime warriors."

https://tinyurl.com/y7cf3fkr

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (5Ezu/)

205 180
"The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried." - Gilbert K. Chesterton

Isn't that what true believers say about socialism?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:30 PM (IqV8l)


That's kinda what I thought.

Posted by: rickl at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (sdi6R)

206 Did the cop deserve it? Because #woke Teslas could be a thing.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:28 PM (9tO1t)


The cop was busy protecting a doughnut shop.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (htRaj)

207 Question at Quora:

"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

208 The Christian ideal has not been tried and found wanting. It has been found difficult and left untried. Gilbert K. Chesterton

Has Hillary become a Methodist minister yet? Perhaps she has tried it and can tell us about how she became the first successful pelagian.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (/qEW2)

209 "That's a Russian sniper submarine hiding just offshore in those weeds.

Posted by: The Concerned Civets Union, Local #666:"

That's the first thing I saw when I looked at that picture. A conning tower.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (w+Jhj)

210 195 Can they make batteries out of maidens' blood?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM (6FqZa)

Somehow, your response is less disturbing than the CC sock.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (/+bwe)


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I posted that that felt the urge to self banhammer.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (vChNs)

211 The cop was busy protecting a doughnut shop.

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Cop was a fucking racist too. He bought a black and white cookie at the donut shop, and only ate the white part.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (+dsLj)

212 Is there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?

I don't think she broke her foot in a fall; I think she kicked the tv when Trump was on.

Posted by: JT at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (IhOkc)

213 Question at Quora:

"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)


Wall off all the cities.

Deport all the illegals.

Have lunch.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (RPXrN)

214 @211 Cop was a fucking racist too. He bought a black and white cookie at the donut shop, and only ate the white part.
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No, that means that he wants to bite the heads off of white people. Which means that he's not racist.

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (WtrBz)

215 Is there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

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a glass ceiling

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)

216 I posted that that felt the urge to self banhammer.
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:35 PM (

LOL

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:37 PM (/+bwe)

217 I see the ONT pic and all I can visualize is Poldark's horse running back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. That sure must have been some good lovin' at either end.

Posted by: RI Red at May 29, 2018 10:37 PM (cligy)

218 202 Status Quo. The group have had over 60 chart hits in the UK, more than any other rock band, including 'Pictures of Matchstick Men' in 1967,

Never heard of them.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (RPXrN)

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SERIOUSLY?

Posted by: Charlie Gibson at May 29, 2018 10:37 PM (vChNs)

219 Poland wants us to permanently station troops inside their country...

1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...

2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....

Why the hell would we do it?

Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)

220 No, that means that he wants to bite the heads off of white people. Which means that he's not racist.

Unless he only bites the white parts in public, as cover, because he is a 5th columnist infiltrator...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (UFLLM)

221 all girls between the ages of 12 and 16

Hey, we're gonna give 'em back! Just not quite yet...

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (Zdm89)

222 Question at Quora:

"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++++
Build fortress walls around every single humanities department in the country and their associated dormitories. Install one-way gates that will let people in but not out. Offer fully-subsidized tuition to anyone who can satisfy the entrance requirements and wishes to go.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (hYcqw)

223 Weinstein: 'what's required now is Attila the Hun'

I may or may not have read up a little bit about Late Antiquity. I submit that Weinstein might not like if he got his wish.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (6FqZa)

224 Well, we have achieved Peak Moral Panic.

LAFF Network (broadcast channel) was supposed to be showing 30-year-old Roseanne reruns right now, instead showing 30-year old Night Court reruns.

Twelve hours of trivial tempests in tiny teapots and we have corporations running in fear over pointless and empty words of no import whatsoever.

If there is any reason to begin to eliminate political correctness with extreme prejudice, it is emotional hysteria like this.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (oVJmc)

225 No, that means that he wants to bite the heads off of white people.

That's a Neo-Geek.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (RPXrN)

226 "I took the truck to my mechanic and he tinkered with the switch
(listening), then gave the spot of the door frame where the motor is a
Whap with the butt of his hand and the window Shot Up.



Damn.



Posted by: gNewt"

Went to the "Oral Roberts" school of machinery repair, I see.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (w+Jhj)

227 215 Is there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

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a glass ceiling
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)


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can I threadwinner myself?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (vChNs)

228 219 YD

Methinks your priorities are askew.

Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)

229 Question at Quora:

"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)


Institute a calculus requirement for the NFL.

Also for Congress. Along with a civics and an economics requirement.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (htRaj)

230 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Send everyone living within 10 miles of both coast to the camps, unless they can name at least one poster at AOSHQ...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (UFLLM)

231 What's with that back brace Hillary has? She looks like a fucking popsicle.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (Y2Q3E)

232 a glass ceiling
Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)
+++++++++
I contend that she had that glass ceiling at the Javits Center rigged to crack when she was elected. People claim I'm nuts, but it is the kind of wasteful and self-impressed ostentation that I could totally see her going for...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (hYcqw)

233 qdpsteve ,
Done.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

234 I saw a British decluttering show, featuring a Status Quo band member. He and his wife had to sell the big house and moved into the gamekeepers quarters. They could barely walk through the place. Fortunately the wife had bought a lot of nice designer dresses back in the day and made good money on consignment. They wound up with a nice place to live in the end.

I think I've seen them in concert twice but don't remember who they opened for, maybe Bad Company.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (Lqy/e)

235 213 Question at Quora:

"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

Wall off all the cities.

Deport all the illegals.

Have lunch.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (RPXrN)

Declare Islam a Political / Legal system.... like Nazism or Shintoism...

And outlaw it in America.

Tell Big Data that if they do not subscribe to the US ideal of free speech... they can leave... they CAN be replaced.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

236 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

1. Dismantle the Ad Council
2. MAGA

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (UdKB7)

237 LAFF Network (broadcast channel) was supposed to be showing 30-year-old Roseanne reruns right now, instead showing 30-year old Night Court reruns.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (oVJmc)


They couldn't close the deal for the old Planet of the Apes movies.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (RPXrN)

238 can I threadwinner myself?

It's pretty good. At least luxuriate in some smug for a while.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (Zdm89)

239 220 Don Q.

To make the CONPLAN for rescuing Germany and France work. Hate to have to staff that one.

Seriously, Poland is the new border of Europe. Germany has lost their way, and their military readiness is very very poor. Poland has skin in the game, and wants to help.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (hyuyC)

240 "a glass ceiling

Posted by: buzzsaw90"

I cackled.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (w+Jhj)

241 Speaking of Traitor Manning...

Does anyone still remember LT Dan Choi, the poster boy for the repeal of DADT some years ago?

After qxyzir 15 minutes were up, qxyze went completely off the rails then, too... Last thing I could find on qxyzim was from 2014 when qxyze broke down and was to be mostly found quivering and crying underneath qxyzir "affirmation quilt"!

I suspect a similar phenomenon is what's happening to Manning -- no longer in the limelight, can't cope with being no longer particularly useful, the whole fragile edifice of qxyzit's fabulous lifestyle choices no longer edgy...


Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (e9G8E)

242 231 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

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haven't you been paying attention?

Posted by: GOOGLE at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (vChNs)

243 can I threadwinner myself?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:39 PM (vChNs)


LOL.

Winner!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (RPXrN)

244 201 Also cancelled my Netflix today. I have a month left since it had just renewed...damn it!

Posted by: lin-duh


I got lucky, so to speak. Canceled on the 23rd, scrip ran out on the 27th.

It's kind of interesting that today they released a press statement that the TFG offerings would be 'non-political'.

My reason for dropping them?

Other -- I have 60 million reasons, and they all involve your contract with the Obamas.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 29, 2018 10:42 PM (0ogQG)

245 After qxyzir 15 minutes were up, qxyze went completely off the rails then, too... Last thing I could find on qxyzim was from 2014 when qxyze broke down and was to be mostly found quivering and crying underneath qxyzir "affirmation quilt"!

I suspect a similar phenomenon is what's happening to Manning -- no longer in the limelight, can't cope with being no longer particularly useful, the whole fragile edifice of qxyzit's fabulous lifestyle choices no longer edgy...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 10:41 PM (e9G8E)


Has no one suggested seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:42 PM (htRaj)

246 Yudhishthira's Dice one more crack about direct physical violence and you'll be gone.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)

247 Methinks your priorities are askew.
Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:40 PM (vUcdz)
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I guess we could also change the national anthem to "Screaming for Vengeance."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)

248 Nerdygirl, thank you!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (eMKNe)

249 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Give control back to Trump. He's way better at it than I could ever hope to be.

Posted by: davidt at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (bsNE6)

250 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Tell you what, I'd give kdbabear some broad powers...

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (QxXRY)

251 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?

**********************

Issue a decree that all Zooey Deschanel look-alikes must be a part of my new harem, then cut taxes by 50%, while raising taxes on all those who voted for Democrats by 1000000%.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (+dsLj)

252 buzzsaw90

You are a strong contender tonight.

Crack open a self-congratulatory libation.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (hyuyC)

253 I guess we could also change the national anthem to "Screaming for Vengeance."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)


"Ride of the Valkyries."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (htRaj)

254 Is there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

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a glass ceiling

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)

oooooooooooooooooooooooh


No, you can't threadwinner yourself but I nominate it as thread winner of the evening.

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (ux+5c)

255 ed by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
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Roger that. Sorry... meant it in jest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (UiRxW)

256 [Those who consumed] ...a moderate amount of caffeine before doing something with a group ... evaluated their own performance, and the performance of other group members more highly.

OOohhh! So this is why the Morning threads are so much more gregarious than the evening threads!

Posted by: mindful webworker - I'll tell you my secret: I'm always caffeinated at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (3tLP6)

257 Went to the "Oral Roberts" school of machinery repair, I see.
---------------
Arthur Fonzarelli Night School

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (LaMh6)

258 Road trip, day 3. Eating our way from Boise to Salt Lake. Bar Gernika in Boise for great Basque food. Drove south on I-84 and 15 though the broad valleys and the farms. Snow on the high peaks. Tomorrow: Zion.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (P3EVl)

259 there anything she hasn't broken as a result of a fall?
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:33 PM (+lVUW)

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a glass ceiling

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:36 PM (vChNs)

oooooooooooooooooooooooh


No, you can't threadwinner yourself but I nominate it as thread winner of the evening.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM

I second the nomination!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (/+bwe)

260 Other -- I have 60 million reasons, and they all involve your contract with the Obamas.

**************************

Not just that but the juxtaposition of giving that cuntrag Michelle Wolf a spot on Netflix while Roseanne gets fired made me want to cancel Netflix all over again.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (+dsLj)

261 Arthur Fonzarelli Night School
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (LaMh6)


Heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (eMKNe)

262
"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

1. Dismantle the Ad Council
2. MAGA
Posted by: f'd


Don't you want to discover the forest?
Joy Behar used to do ads with McGruff the crime dog.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)

263 Goodnight and sweet dreams, Horde!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at May 29, 2018 10:46 PM (/+bwe)

264 Joy Behar used to do ads with McGruff the crime dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)


I suspect peanut butter was involved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:46 PM (htRaj)

265 255 ed by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:43 PM (3Pma+)
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Roger that. Sorry... meant it in jest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:44 PM (UiRxW)

Thank you. Greatly appreciated.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (3Pma+)

266 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)

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Ban the DH

Bring back dueling for slander

Make driving a car with a dog in your lap a felony (a pet peeve of mine)

Ban skorts for false advertising

Posted by: GOOGLE at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (vChNs)

267

VTGF 6 Actual brought home a bottle of 2 Buck Chuck from WinCo, a 1500 ml $5.99 bottle of Liberty Creek Merlot. She liked the Liberty Bell and name on the label.

Stuff isn't half bad... left over from a winery that usually sells to one step up level distro at a guess.

And a cool label.

And a cool GF who digs the name and Liberty Bell.

Kan Pei!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (UFLLM)

268 Joy Behar used to do ads with McGruff the crime dog.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (IqV8l)


She would eat all the dogshit McGruff left behind.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (eMKNe)

269 220 Poland wants us to permanently station troops inside their country...

1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...

2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....

Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)


It seems like it's always useful to have a "forward base", if that's the right term. You often hear of military being flown to a base or two in Germany, to be handled in some way on their way back to the States. It might also be a good place to keep combat aircraft, in case they're needed somewhere over there.

Our German bases have never been used to actually defend Germany, but they HAVE been USED. Probably a LOT.

Considering the German enthusiasm for being colonized by fanatical enemies, and the Polish appreciation for freedom, it seems like it would be a wise move, indeed.

We should put our ABM system back there too. Poland is along the great circle route from Iran to Washington.

Posted by: Optimizer at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (GeYg1)

270 Question at Quora:

"You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)


* deport all illegals, even by airdropping if their countries of citizenship refuse them.

* deport people with "chain migration" visas, like that guy in NYC who ran over 8 people

* execute Tsarnaev and Nidal Hasan

* prevent any federal funds from going to any state with a sanctuary city or a state sanctuary policy

* declare a revision of immigration quotas. No more Muslim immigrants. No more people from shitholeistani countries. Just people from Europe who want to escape.

* declare antifa, ACORN, etc. to be terrorist organizations. If any professors use bikelocks, send poop grams, etc. imprison them for 20 years. If students "shout down" conservative speaking events, round them up and throw them in jail until their hair turns grey.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (/qEW2)

271
I guess we could also change the national anthem to "Screaming for Vengeance."

"Ride of the Valkyries."


Thunderstruck

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (IqV8l)

272 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?

"My fellow Americans, I thank you for offering to restore this band of the continent to British rule. I regret that despite your belated Loyalism, I cannot in conscience hand over your liberties to the Crown at present, on account of the House of Windsor being a pack of useless wankers. I mean, just look at them.

"I don't think of myself as much of a leader, but I am honoured to be your figurehead Head Of State during the transition. I've appointed Sarah Palin as Secretary of the Interior, John Bolton as the Secretary of War (calling it 'Defense' is for illiterate faggots) and Donald Trump Jr. as Vice President. Michael Flynn is Chief of Staff and will be suggesting other appointments."

"In the meantime I refer further questions to my newly-appointed Press Secretary, D-Lamp."

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (6FqZa)

273 257 Went to the "Oral Roberts" school of machinery repair, I see.
---------------
Arthur Fonzarelli Night School
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 10:45 PM (LaMh6)


--

the nights are for chicks

Posted by: The Fonz at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (vChNs)

274 boulder, no Ted Nugent for Press Secretary?? ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:49 PM (eMKNe)

275 "Road trip, day 3. Eating our way from Boise to Salt
Lake. Bar Gernika in Boise for great Basque food. Drove south on I-84
and 15 though the broad valleys and the farms. Snow on the high peaks.
Tomorrow: Zion.

Posted by: Skookumchuk"


Zion train is coming our way;

The Zion train is coming our way;

Oh, people, get on board! (you better get on board!)

Thank the Lord -

I gotta catch a train, 'cause there is no other station;

Then you going in the same direction (ooh-ooh).

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 10:49 PM (w+Jhj)

276 Steve, good stuff.

I would also insist that Chelsea Manning be forced to have his dick stapled back on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (eMKNe)

277 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?

--

Introduce the Left to camp-ing.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (hMwEB)

278 Oh, I forgot. Round up all members of the MSM and stand them up against the wall.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (/qEW2)

279 266 GOOGLE

>> (a pet peeve of mine)

ISWYDT

Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (vUcdz)

280 Techies keep saying selt driving tech is 3 years out"

In 2010...

As an aside - wonder if the Portland bakery thing is a publicity stunt. Said apology was plastered around rather weight quickly...

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (7LY+6)

281 What are y'all doing for McCain's death on Friday? It's the 1st of June....

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (kufk0)

282 Here's a mini-safe which received a good review from LuckyGunner and is currently on sale (couldn't find an end date)... and the sale also includes a certificate for a free class...?
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y9h8bghl

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (0ReGO)

283 220 Poland wants us to permanently station troops inside their country...

1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...

2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....

Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)
--------------------------------

Radio said they offered to pay for it.

Why do it? They are our friend, Germany is not.

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (ux+5c)

284 "Don't you want to discover the forest?"

I don't need someone to tell me to discover what's in my backyard. Those commercials are so inane they make the ones about the "wonders of salt" look good.

Posted by: f'd at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (UdKB7)

285 Considering the German enthusiasm for being colonized by fanatical enemies, and the Polish appreciation for freedom, it seems like it would be a wise move, indeed.

We should put our ABM system back there too. Poland is along the great circle route from Iran to Washington.
Posted by: Optimizer at May 29, 2018 10:47 PM (GeYg1)

What would be your reaction if Russia put troops and Advanced Anti Air systems in... Mexico?

We are sticking a finger in the eye of the Russian Bear.... and as someone who served in the Cold War...

Lets just say I don't think there is an overriding national security interest to do so.

Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (NgKpN)

286 Another good ont to wind down the evening. Got to get up early for outpatient PT tomorrow. Looking forward to working out the kinks.
Night, all!

Posted by: RI Red at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (cligy)

287 Poland wants us to permanently station troops inside their country...

1. This is like China or Russia stationing troops in Mexico...

2. They are part of the EU, who has 12 times the GDP and 3 times the Population of Russia....

Why the hell would we do it?
Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:38 PM (NgKpN)

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They have, since they are now dealing with PDT the Negotiator and not Barry of the Bath houses, offered to pay us 6 billion/year to stay.

That probably covers our costs, and gives them income from local based U.S. Military spending.

Posted by: Calm Mentor at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (I16G8)

288 I would also insist that Chelsea Manning be forced to have his dick stapled back on.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (eMKNe)

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anywhere in particular?

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:51 PM (vChNs)

289 "Don't you want to discover the forest?"

Tree branches are good for suspending traitors.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (htRaj)

290 Radio said they offered to pay for it.

Why do it? They are our friend, Germany is not.
Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (ux+5c)

Ah..... so it OK as long as they pay for it???

There is a term for that.... Mercenaries....

Posted by: Don Q. at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (NgKpN)

291 2001 red chevy sedan

license # bfo 065

call 911 if spotted

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (MTjB1)

292 Buzzsaw, forehead works fine. Groin as well.

Ooo! Ooo! Saw it in half and staple it on both!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (eMKNe)

293 Tesla has been really dumb lately. The Model S was nice, but it's been downhill for a while now. There's no reason an electric car needs an "autopilot" that kills people. There's no reason an electric car needs to replace the entire dashboard with a PC monitor right in the middle. Didn't they put Delorean style doors on one of them? These are stupid fuck-ups that have nothing to do with electric cars in general. Personally, I think the autopilot thing will end up driving them to bankruptcy. I'm surprised they haven't disabled it already.

Posted by: Chris M at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (6XZdO)

294 ...
declare antifa, ACORN, etc. to be terrorist organizations. If any professors use bikelocks, send poop grams, etc. imprison them for 20 years. ...
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 29, 2018 10:48 PM (/qEW2)
+++++++++
Two things:
1) I cannot fathom why Antifa has *not* been classified as a terror group. They have all the markers and behaviors of a terrorist group, just not the boldness yet (in this country, anyway).
2) What is the bike lock thing? I am not familiar with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)

295 282 What are y'all doing for McCain's death on Friday? It's the 1st of June....
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:50 PM (kufk0)

----

I'm rooting for July 3rd. cause he'd want it to be the 4th

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (vChNs)

296 182 I read something about that thing on hillaroid's back maybe being a wearable defibrillator...at gab maybe??.
Posted by: lin-duh


Geez, they'll go to any lengths to keep her alive for '20.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (+lVUW)

297 Helena,
That's too funny. My husband was just checking their stuff out yesterday. Wants a box for the car.
You making the meetup this year?

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)

298 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Duh, before anything else, hire a bunch of Morons and 'Ettes.

This group is very... creative.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (0ReGO)

299 BREAKING NEWS: McCain dies, but God returns him to Earth.

God's reason: the warranty is long past void.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (eMKNe)

300 When one of you is in charge, could you make it so the Feds can't own more than 25% of the land in a state and have to sell off anything over that?

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (Lqy/e)

301 If you want to rule America, tell qdpsteve and Quora personally how you want to commit acts of violence.

It's Ace's house, quit shitting on his rug.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (3Pma+)

302 hey Buzzsaw, I read your comment in the previous thread and I'm sorry about your butt. you seen a quack yet?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)

303 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 10:34 PM (eMKNe)
---
Honestly, though, what I'd do is eliminate the politicians from government. Elected offices to be filled by random selection among adult net-taxpayers with no felony record.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (UiRxW)

304 He has labelled Christian servicemembers who simply wish to obey the Great Commission as a "cabal of deranged endtime warriors."
--------------

Probably never has been dug in, with tracers passing overhead.

Posted by: Scared near shitless at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (gfQAD)

305

I miss Vince and Larry, the crash test dummies. No, not the band.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (IqV8l)

306 "You have taken full control of America. What will you do?"

Eliminate civil forfeiture ...

Except for drivers who don't pull their cars up to the stop-line, and thus never get the traffic light to change, and thus cause untold aggravation and loss of time to the drivers of the cars in back of them that actually know how to f'n drive. These offending drivers forfeit every possession they have.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (YTxkQ)

307 291 y5

Do a Moron a solid and at least give us a general area?

Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (vUcdz)

308
Probably never has been dug in, with tracers passing overhead.
Posted by: Scared near shitless


He needs tracers passing through his head.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 10:55 PM (IqV8l)

309 somewhere in colorado.


no clue what it is for. has been on all the freeway signs for about five days. was hoping the moron who owns the car will turn herself in.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 10:55 PM (MTjB1)

310 So the second time Status Quo has appeared on the ONT, and they apparently have had more hits chart than any other band.

Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs. It feels like someone is playing a giant joke, or two different dimensions have collided with alternate pop culture histories, like the Sinbad movie that never actually existed.

Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM (SEUam)

311 He needs tracers passing through his head.
They most likely would, too. Nothing to slow them down.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (IcT7t)

312 309 y5

Ah.

Okay, thanks, I guess?

Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (vUcdz)

313 2) What is the bike lock thing? I am not familiar with it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)
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It's a weapon they like to use at rallies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (UiRxW)

314 302 hey Buzzsaw, I read your comment in the previous thread and I'm sorry about your butt. you seen a quack yet?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:53 PM (6FqZa)

---

nah, toughed it out like a man. Just about over. I shall notify the horde the next time something solid comes out of my ass.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 10:58 PM (vChNs)

315 Yeah, we gotta be less edgy now, MisHum has warned us, and that's probably because someone (=ace) has warned him.

Sorry MisHum.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)

316 "...one of the most admired and respected women in the world...."
-----------------
"In the world" or "in the moonbat world?"
Are there any women who are so widely respected that their admirers cross party lines, so to speak?

I think there was a time when you might be able to name a few such critters, whether they deserved the naming or not. Marie Curie. Helen Keller. Mother Teresa. Eleanor Roosevelt (blech, but...)
You might even find a handful of show-biz gals, such as Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, or Lucille Ball, who were respected by the public at large.

I think there are still female celebs that are liked, of course, but widely "admired and respected?" I'm at a loss.

And I can't help but notice that nearly all of the examples I come up with date from a period before the big feminist wave of the 70's.
Is this odd or am I senile?
(Embrace the power of AND?)




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 29, 2018 10:59 PM (0jtPF)

317 BTH, how is the campaign going?

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 10:59 PM (/A+Cl)

318 >>> 297 Helena,
That's too funny. My husband was just checking their stuff out yesterday. Wants a box for the car.
You making the meetup this year?
Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (kufk0)

Nice! Looks like a couple other models are included in the same sale, if that helps.

I will be at the meetup barring SMOD / Yellowstone / giant radioactive killer bees. Looking forward to seeing everyone again!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (0ReGO)

319 The Brewers have had a great run recently. So of course, I had to go to the game tonight, and they played like shit. Well, the weather was gorgeous, at least

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (H80UQ)

320 "Tesla has been really dumb lately. The Model S was
nice, but it's been downhill for a while now. There's no reason an
electric car needs an "autopilot" that kills people. There's no reason
an electric car needs to replace the entire dashboard with a PC monitor
right in the middle. Didn't they put Delorean style doors on one of
them? These are stupid fuck-ups that have nothing to do with electric
cars in general. Personally, I think the autopilot thing will end up
driving them to bankruptcy. I'm surprised they haven't disabled it
already.



Posted by: Chris M"

They should have focused on making a quick-change battery pack that can be swapped out automatically in less than 5 minutes at a service station, and then recharged. You drive into the changer, it swaps out the pack, you pay the recharge fee and then away. You can buy a pack that's fully charged, 3/4, 1/2 or 1/4 charged. If your's is damaged by accident, your warranty covers the replacement and damaged or worn out packs are returned to the factory for refurb. All models use the same pack.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (w+Jhj)

321 Eliminate civil forfeiture ...

Except for drivers who don't pull their cars up to the stop-line, and thus never get the traffic light to change, and thus cause untold aggravation and loss of time to the drivers of the cars in back of them that actually know how to f'n drive. These offending drivers forfeit every possession they have.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 29, 2018 10:54 PM (YTxkQ)


You left out right turn blockers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)

322 Sorry MisHum.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:58 PM (6FqZa)


Apology accepted. Edge away without the gratuitous violence and all will be well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:01 PM (3Pma+)

323 Why men need toolboxes.

Needs more crescent wrench.

Posted by: I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (KoGUO)

324 It's a weapon they like to use at rallies.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 10:57 PM (UiRxW)
+++++++++
Ah, okay. I am making a leap here, but this sounds like a "born in Berkeley" kind of thing, so I have to assume that they are never punished, while a cordon of cops look on, having been ordered to stand down?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (hYcqw)

325 A 9-year-old South Carolina boy selling lemonade to help his sick baby brother raised nearly $6,000 in two hours Saturday.
He then had a cease and desist order from a Federal judge (the Honorable Richard "Dick" Endeass) who noticed that the boy had no license to dispense food products, had not filed quarterly tax information, and that he had no minorities at his business. He has had his savings put into a trust while his case is being adjudicated, with any further earnings to be garnished until the case is resolved. Rumors of his Ritalin abuse have been discussed online and Judge Endeass has ordered random drug testing to protect the public.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (9BLnV)

326 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?

A regular order budget will be passed and sent to the President for signature in one week, or every staffer in Congress is laid off.

Once a month, Congress will commence impeachment proceedings on a Federal Judge that was overruled by the Supreme Court, could not read the Constitution, or shear mopery.

If they can not find a judge, send the Chief of Staff of the Judicial Committee on a unaccompanied fact finding mission to Venezuela, Somalia, Zimbabwe or North Korea.

The educational system of the US will emphasize the US Constitution, rational thinking, real skills, real science and math, and absolutely no PC stuff. Toughen up buttercups.

Teachers have no tenure, there is no mandatory attendance, home schooling and charter schools for everyone, and the most a school system can tax a community is 25% of the total.

All war-fighting units will be male and tough. For the unit cohesion that is in it. Women in support units, sure. Train to win battles, not do social justice things.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (hyuyC)

327 So MisHum, how would you answer the question?

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (eMKNe)

328 "What is the bike lock thing? I am not familiar with it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 10:52 PM (hYcqw)

----

It's a weapon they like to use at rallies.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

I thought they used them to lock themselves to things so they couldn't easily be evicted from places where they were causing a ruckus.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)

329
So the second time Status Quo has appeared on the ONT, and they apparently have had more hits chart than any other band.

Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs.


I bought the single of Pictures of Matchstick Men when it came out. I liked it because of the phasing sound. Kind of like on Itchycoo Park.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (IqV8l)

330 Emmie: still laying out the groundwork. I designed some flyers last Saturday and will be printing those up this week. Also going to various events here and there; there's a meetup with some precinct volunteers soon.

The first time I meet real local voters is likely to be the Louisville Street Faire(s) on Friday PMs. I should figure out Lafayette at some point, aka ParaLouisville...

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa)

331 Hillary is like the Samuel L. Jackson character in Unbreakable. Losing her shoe probably lost her the election.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (Y2Q3E)

332 I'm Tucker Carlson and I will destroy you
"Needs more crescent wrench."

Oh, that's a good one.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (hyuyC)

333 You left out right turn blockers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)
++++++++
And the "green light sleepers." I appreciate you text at red lights instead of while driving (that was not sarcastic, I really do) but try to have enough situational awareness to detect when the light changes...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (hYcqw)

334 >>That's the first thing I saw when I looked at that picture. A conning tower.

You'd feel at home here. We have lookout stations that stretched from revolutionary days right up to Soviet submarine days. We even have wrecks of Nazi U Boats off the coast.

We are never that far from war on our soil.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (/tuJf)

335 Somebody needs to do a mash-up of Rambo, but with Tucker in the title role.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (eMKNe)

336 Abolish the income tax.

Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (hMwEB)

337 Elected offices to be filled by random selection among adult net-taxpayers with no felony record.

Like jury duty.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (9tO1t)

338 I thought they used them to lock themselves to things so they couldn't easily be evicted from places where they were causing a ruckus.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:02 PM (w+Jhj)
---
Huh. Maybe that, too. IIRC, Gavin McInnes talks about them used as a weapon, though.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:04 PM (UiRxW)

339 Helena,
This years sport should be even better than last. Look forward to seeing you there.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 29, 2018 11:05 PM (kufk0)

340 They should have focused on making a quick-change battery pack that can be swapped out automatically in less than 5 minutes at a service station, and then recharged. You drive into the changer, it swaps out the pack, you pay the recharge fee and then away. You can buy a pack that's fully charged, 3/4, 1/2 or 1/4 charged. If your's is damaged by accident, your warranty covers the replacement and damaged or worn out packs are returned to the factory for refurb. All models use the same pack.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May




well, it is a good idea but think of the infrastructure you would need. First for one gas station so you could swap multiple batteries simultaneously. You would also have to have pre-charged batteries on hand with a way to recharge batteries quickly simultaneously. Then go national.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:05 PM (MTjB1)

341 Hi YD -- I remember Infidel asked me to dance, too, but with my gimpy leg I don't dance very well. Guess we must have met, too, but not sure....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:06 PM (md3fh)

342 Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs. It feels like someone is playing a giant joke, or two different dimensions have collided with alternate pop culture histories, like the Sinbad movie that never actually existed.
Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM

Me neither. It's the Berenstein Bears all over again. Have to find our way back to our timespace continuum before the others realize we are not their Wooga and Bear.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 29, 2018 11:06 PM (H5knJ)

343 JackStraw

That rock looks like a sub rudder. Too close to shore. The navigator missed those danger depth soundings, and now is looking at playing volleyball against the supply officers ... in Leavenworth Military Penitentiary.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (hyuyC)

344 342 Bear with Assymetrical Balls

BerenstAin.

FIFY

(I keed, I keed!)

Posted by: ibguy at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (vUcdz)

345 And the "green light sleepers." I appreciate you text at red lights instead of while driving (that was not sarcastic, I really do) but try to have enough situational awareness to detect when the light changes...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (hYcqw)


Yep. But don't !@#$%^&* text when you're the first car in line. If you're further back, OK. Just don't have your head up your ass when everyone in front of you drives off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (htRaj)

346 The first time I meet real local voters is likely to be the Louisville Street Faire(s) on Friday PMs. I should figure out Lafayette at some point, aka ParaLouisville...
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 11:03 PM (6FqZa)


Are you ready to win?

Posted by: Emmie at May 29, 2018 11:07 PM (/A+Cl)

347 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496675645616129

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496763843440640

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496847473627136

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001496945523875842

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497022564794369

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (eh0Va)

348
well, it is a good idea but think of the infrastructure you would need. First for one gas station so you could swap multiple batteries simultaneously. You would also have to have pre-charged batteries on hand with a way to recharge batteries quickly simultaneously. Then go national.
Posted by: yankeefifth


Quite labor intensive.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (IqV8l)

349 Just saw on Fox News a story, when talking about the exchange between Roseanne Barr and Chelsea Clinton about George Soros, say that the stories that I seem to remember Soros admitted to himself about assisting the Nazis were "debunked".

Posted by: Axebot at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (JhE5a)

350 So the second time Status Quo has appeared on the ONT, and they apparently have had more hits chart than any other band.

Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs.
Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM (SEUam)

If you had read more closely, they had more hits in the UK. UK. Not US or world. You sell 100,000 copies of something in the UK and you're hot! The only song I remember of theirs was Pictures of Matchstick Men. That was interesting. Look it up online and listen to it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (9BLnV)

351 I think the battery for teslas is actually like an array of dozens of batteries weighing hundreds of pounds... could be tough to change out quickly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)

352 They could always use McCain as spare parts to keep Hillary going.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

353 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497121600802816

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497236256247808

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497355504537600

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497477470670848

https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/1001497597067104256

Posted by: kbdabear at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (eh0Va)

354 The only song I remember of theirs was Pictures of Matchstick Men. That was interesting. Look it up online and listen to it.
Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:08 PM (9BLnV)


Nope.

Sorry.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (htRaj)

355 my work is done here (unlike at the office today)


night all

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (vChNs)

356 McCain parts would probably fail the QC inspection.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (md3fh)

357
You left out right turn blockers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)


Eh? So it's really important that I drive in the right lane so that other drivers can go 65 in a 45 but if I'm unlucky enough to get stopped at a red light I'm the bastard?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (LsBY9)

358 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?


I will turn southeastern CA and western AZ into a penal colony.

I will be merciful.

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (ux+5c)

359 "You'd feel at home here. We have lookout stations
that stretched from revolutionary days right up to Soviet submarine
days. We even have wrecks of Nazi U Boats off the coast.



We are never that far from war on our soil.

Posted by: JackStraw"

When I was in the Navy, I was up on the bridge above the fight deck, repairing something or other, and I happened to look out onto the ocean and I spotted a periscope sticking out of the water some distance away. I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose. (Turned out to be one of ours, but CIC had no idea they were there)

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (w+Jhj)

360 Hi YD -- I remember Infidel asked me to dance, too, but with my gimpy leg I don't dance very well.
---
At full health and vigor, my dancing is criminally bad.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:11 PM (UiRxW)

361 "Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Late Night Temptation."


The best time to tempt me is late at night. I have a hard time saying no.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:11 PM (iTpm7)

362 351 I think the battery for teslas is actually like an array of dozens of batteries weighing hundreds of pounds... could be tough to change out quickly.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)


It HAS to be dozens of batteries, chemical potential being what it is. The most any single cell could generate is a few volts, and a few volts - pretty much regardless of the current - ain't gonna cut it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (htRaj)

363 I think the battery for teslas is actually like an array of dozens of batteries weighing hundreds of pounds... could be tough to change out quickly.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (UiRxW)


No. The Tesla batteries are just thousands of little lithium 18650s (around AA size). That's it. Nothing more interesting or complicated.

They change out the whole battery casing - which does weigh quite a bit but it's one piece.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (RPXrN)

364 I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose. (Turned out to be one of ours, but CIC had no idea they were there)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
-------------

"Subs"
"Targets"

You know how the saying goes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (++ggZ)

365 Miley!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 29, 2018 11:12 PM (KP5rU)

366 How many AA batteries would it take to run a Tesla? You could change those pretty fast.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (md3fh)

367 well, it is a good idea but think of the infrastructure you would need"

The unsung heroics of early auto transportation were in infrastructure, not geewhiz.

Something Elon doesn't know.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (7LY+6)

368 310 So the second time Status Quo has appeared on the ONT, and they apparently have had more hits chart than any other band.
-----------
Me either- never...
Wait, did they sing the theme song to Candle Cove?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (LaMh6)

369 Chavez!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (iTpm7)

370 If I were in charge of America?

Large orders with Bell Textron and Sisorski Helicopters.

Assign Uncle Palp as Director of Air Operations.

Contract coverage with Pay Per View. It'll reimburse the Treasury for all the new helicopters, in short order.

And finally.

Verify the Voter Rolls, with each and every name, matched to a real, live human being, who can verify their identity and address.

Any names not so verified are to be purged from the rolls. And kept for later cross-referencing against future registration attempts. Not that they couldn't re-register, but it'd be a rigorous verification standard to meet.

Proven registration frauds to be prosecuted, and those that are able, sent to do 30 days HARD LABOR on The Wall... even if all they can do is to scrub out port a potties, vs. actual construction work.

I have many other cruel and evil ideas in mind for breaking the cartels, too.

All for fun and profit, of course.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

371 310 So the second time Status Quo has appeared on the ONT, and they apparently have had more hits chart than any other band.

Here's the weird thing, and it is bothering me. I have never heard of them, and don't recognize their songs. It feels like someone is playing a giant joke, or two different dimensions have collided with alternate pop culture histories, like the Sinbad movie that never actually existed.

Posted by: wooga at May 29, 2018 10:56 PM (SEUam)

++++

Me neither.

Do you think MisHum is in on it?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (pvjTE)

372 You left out right turn blockers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:00 PM (htRaj)


People who drift through right turn reds are worse than those who don't know they can turn.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (RPXrN)

373 If I were in charge? You don't want to know.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (md3fh)

374 Eh? So it's really important that I drive in the right lane so that other drivers can go 65 in a 45 but if I'm unlucky enough to get stopped at a red light I'm the bastard?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:10 PM (LsBY9)


No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that others can't get past them to turn right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (htRaj)

375 Your Grace, Miley. Long may you tempt us. I would start with a waltz around the floor.

Alas, until later. Have a great night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (hyuyC)

376 I'm going to try real hard to be gracious when that time comes for McCain.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (Y2Q3E)

377 Nothing more interesting or complicated. "

Yep. But it's a breakthru. Or something.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (7LY+6)

378 >Several star NFL players have told me they are considering sitting out
the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is
removed and both men are given spots back on rosters.
I believe the current NFL players are dumb enough to sacrifice being paid for Reid and Kaeperwhatever. Sit the whole year fellows.

Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (+v1++)

379 How many AA batteries would it take to run a Tesla? You could change those pretty fast.
Not really, you'd need to keep looking to see whether or not the slot had a spring in it so you'd know which way to put the battery in.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (IcT7t)

380 "well, it is a good idea but think of the
infrastructure you would need. First for one gas station so you could
swap multiple batteries simultaneously. You would also have to have
pre-charged batteries on hand with a way to recharge batteries quickly
simultaneously. Then go national.

Posted by: yankeefifth



Quite labor intensive.



Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr."

Well, that's how they've started with charging stations. And as far as labor goes, it would all be automatic. Even the trucks delivering the new packs to a station could be set up to offload them automatically.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (w+Jhj)

381 Aren't there, like, tens of thousands of AA cells in a Tesla?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (e9G8E)

382 Verify the Voter Rolls, with each and every name, matched to a real, live human being, who can verify their identity and address.

"Their" --> "his" regardless of the actual sex of the individual in question, when that sex is unknown or irrelevant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (htRaj)

383

Jim, I love you in a totally non gay no gazer way...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (UFLLM)

384 AA meetings in Tulsa?

Posted by: ro-man at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (RuIsu)

385 I voted for McCain. Well, really I voted against the Chocolate Messiah and for Sarah Palin, but to do so I had to vote for McCain. I think a lot of people did the same, but not enough to stop the disaster of 2008.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (md3fh)

386 I have many other cruel and evil ideas in mind for breaking the cartels, too.



All for fun and profit, of course.


Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.





Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:16 PM (iTpm7)

387 I love that top photo. It is technically excellent and reminds me of the beach in late autumn. One of my favorite spots where I grew up.

Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:17 PM (V+03K)

388
Well, that's how they've started with charging stations. And as far as labor goes, it would all be automatic. Even the trucks delivering the new packs to a station could be set up to offload them automatically.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert


More self driving self crashing trucks!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:17 PM (IqV8l)

389 I am drinking chilled Icelandic vodka and feeling comfortably numb, but I did read the content and all the comments. Good night hordelings. Tomorrow once the dew burns off I will be bailing alfalfa with a hired crew of local teenagers who will do the grunt work.

Sleep well and be productive.

Posted by: colfax mingo at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (Gi25E)

390 And as far as labor goes, it would all be automatic. "

That would get Elon's attention. He's stupid that way.

Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (7LY+6)

391 I'm ready to fight, at least.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (6FqZa)

392 No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that others can't get past them to turn right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (htRaj)


Now, you've lost me. I don't know what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about people who want to turn right but don't know, or think, that they are allowed (for whatever reason).

I also hate right lanes where the stopping line isn't close enough to the intersection to ac tually be able to see if you can turn right or if there's traffic. If the intersection is that packed or busy then there shouldn't be a right turn on red, to begin with.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (RPXrN)

393

Ever seen a shotgun speedloader tube? We could do the electric cars that way... fresh batteries into the front, discharged drop out the ass...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:18 PM (UFLLM)

394 They could always use McCain as spare parts to keep Hillary going.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)


Does she need some tumors?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (rnAwa)

395 378 >Several star NFL players have told me they are considering sitting out the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is removed and both men are given spots back on rosters.

Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (+v1++)


This just in: reports indicate that the population of several ghettos has just inexplicably increased. Street corners are becoming more crowded with drug dealers, while drive-by shooters are spoiled for choice.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (htRaj)

396 "No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards
who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that
others can't get past them to turn right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara"

Passing on the right like that, when there's no lane specifically for it, is illegal in many states.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (w+Jhj)

397 We are thinking of putting in a charging station at the campground where I live and work. Lots of interest in electrics. I understand there is a Tesla pickup truck in the pipeline and somebody is already testing electric tractor-trailer trucks.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (md3fh)

398 Your Grace, Miley. Long may you tempt us. I would start with a waltz around the floor.



Alas, until later. Have a great night.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (hyuyC)

Goodnight, Salty - always nice to see you, however briefly! I'd likely step on your foot, but what's a few bruises between friends?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:19 PM (iTpm7)

399 A thousand midgets. Each with an AA battery. Come out to your car.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:20 PM (IqV8l)

400
No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that others can't get past them to turn right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity


Thanks for clarifying.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:20 PM (LsBY9)

401 You have taken full control of America. What will you do?

Coke. Lots of coke.

And blondes. In fact, coke off of blondes.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 29, 2018 11:20 PM (B6+JK)

402 For those who spotted the SSBN(s) in the photo ... When I took a girl to the beach to watch the submarines races, we weren't actually looking for subsmarines. (If you get my meaning.)


Smiles at an ancient memory.

Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:21 PM (V+03K)

403
We are thinking of putting in a charging station at the campground where I live and work.

How do those things work? Do you put in your credit card and get so much juice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (IqV8l)

404 Where would you get a thousand midgets? And think of the grocery bills to feed them. Yeh, they are small and wouldn't eat much, but still... I suppose you could buy Purina Midget Chow by the trainload.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)

405 >>When I was in the Navy, I was up on the bridge above the fight deck, repairing something or other, and I happened to look out onto the ocean and I spotted a periscope sticking out of the water some distance away. I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose. (Turned out to be one of ours, but CIC had no idea they were there)

I'm not sure whether I should be happy about that or freaked out. They are scary silent.

I've seen one pop up when I was out fishing and it was pretty spooky even though I knew it must be one of ours.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (/tuJf)

406 Shit drivers who don't know that u turns have to yield to everyone else on the planet. Congratulations on having a green turn arrow. That's for turning left and not u turns. Imma give you a titty twister for sucking at life

Posted by: NCKate at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (tobWf)

407 395
378 >Several star NFL players have told me they are considering
sitting out the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin
Kaepernick is removed and both men are given spots back on rosters.



Posted by: Locke Common at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (+v1++)
You do that, dears. That will go over well.



Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (H80UQ)

408 About the charging station, of course you put in a credit card. Why do you think they're called charging stations?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (md3fh)

409 Actually, I think maybe the Vikings or the Bears should sign Kaepernick.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:23 PM (H80UQ)

410 Several star NFL players have told me they are considering sitting out the season until the de facto ban of Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick is removed

And don't forget Michael Sam, because you're totally down. And sit out longer if Tim Tebow wins a spot.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:23 PM (QxXRY)

411 When I'm stuck behind someone who doesn't know that you can turn right on a red light and think's you have to wait until the light is green, I just laugh it off because it is usually someone old.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:24 PM (Y2Q3E)

412 Even better idea: Feed Kaperimadick to a bear.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:24 PM (md3fh)

413
How do those things work? Do you put in your credit card and get so much juice?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Electricity wants to be free. "Pay? Dude! I'm saving the Earth!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (LsBY9)

414 Now, you've lost me. I don't know what you're talking about. I thought you were talking about people who want to turn right but don't know, or think, that they are allowed (for whatever reason).

No. I'm talking about retards (who are disproportionately of the distaff persuasion) who at the last second, as they approach the stop line, weave to the right, leaving four feet between them and the lane marker, but about 0.9 car widths between them and the curb.

A subset (also disproportionately of the distaff persuasion) who want to make a right turn, but sit at a red light with their thumbs up their ass because there's only four feet of clearance on either side of their cars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (htRaj)

415 No. You misunderstand. I'm talking about the retards who, when they stop at a red light, do so hugging the curb, so that others can't get past them to turn right.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:14 PM (htRaj)
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I live in a town of 70k blue collars and am constantly pleased with the courtesy of the drivers.

On the main drag cars coming to a stop light will leave a space at store entrances for cars to exit/enter and (it's two lanes each way with a turn isle in the middle) most cars not turning right will ride in the left lane ceding turning cars the right lane.

And there are few laggards; if the light's green you make it and if it's not quite green - well, you've got to clear it for the others (like three).

Posted by: gNewt at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (ux+5c)

416 The high today was 66. I'm really tired of this weather. No rain in the forecast, just clouds and cool.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (Lqy/e)

417 One ping only.

Posted by: Sean Connery at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (rnAwa)

418 Well, time to crawl into the bed. Everyone have a pleasant tomorrow.

Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (w+Jhj)

419

Crapondick has a fine future as radical liberationist glory hole attendant...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (UFLLM)

420 When I'm stuck behind someone who doesn't know that you can turn right on a red light and think's you have to wait until the light is green, I just laugh it off because it is usually someone old.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:24 PM (Y2Q3E)


Or British. But you should see them take off on their left turns at the red lights!

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (RPXrN)

421 I often talk about black powder shooting on the gun threads. Starting today, Cabelas has a Father's Day sale and all the Pietta cap and ball revolvers are 50 bucks off. These are the best prices I've seen for a few years. They also have a lot of other guns and stuff on sale but very few modern revolvers, dammit.

Just FYI.

Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (V+03K)

422 I just got blocked on Facebook by that twit English teacher who "corrected" the letter from Trump.

I share much with Roseanne Connor.

Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (oIcPq)

423 About the charging station, of course you put in a credit card. Why do you think they're called charging stations?

Current (HA!) job has charging stations, and they're letting electric car owners top off for free. In effect subsidizing only some of their employee's travel.

Since there's no solar panels anywhere around the building I'm telling people that's where their next raise is going.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (IcT7t)

424 Voter fraud....

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH)

425 Several star NFL players ... are considering sitting out the season

Yeah, the league will really grind to a halt if some linebacker sits out a season while he's replaced by another linebacker.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (5OO3x)

426 just a got the following message on my phone:

********

Severe Alert
Civil emergency in this area until 11:28PM PDT Prepare for actionOEM,1,OR
May 29, 8:29 PM
********



did anyone else get one of these?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (h1jJh)

427 379 How many AA batteries would it take to run a Tesla? You could change those pretty fast.
Not really, you'd need to keep looking to see whether or not the slot had a spring in it so you'd know which way to put the battery in.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:15 PM (IcT7t)


Depends on how big the gubmint subsidy is. IIRC

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (3Pma+)

428 More self driving self crashing trucks!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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40,000 lbs. of auto-drive semi at 70 mph. What could go wrong?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (ZY9MN)

429 The high today was 66. I'm really tired of this weather. No rain in the forecast, just clouds and cool.

That's cooler than our overnight lows.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 29, 2018 11:28 PM (IcT7t)

430 409
Actually, I think maybe the Vikings or the Bears should sign Kaepernick.

Posted by: DonnaV sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:23 PM (H80UQ)

the vikings and bears are set with qbs, but the packers may need someone if rodgers bolts for a team with a better supporting roster

Posted by: muttering vikings fan at May 29, 2018 11:28 PM (bsNE6)

431 @285
What would be your reaction if Russia put troops and Advanced Anti Air systems in... Mexico?

We are sticking a finger in the eye of the Russian Bear.... and as someone who served in the Cold War...
----------------

Actually, it's like Russia putting troops in Nicaragua (Hmm... that sounds vaguely familiar...). Poland doesn't have a common border with Russia. Ukraine and Belorus (I think) are in the way.

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 11:29 PM (WtrBz)

432 A subset (also disproportionately of the distaff persuasion) who want to make a right turn, but sit at a red light with their thumbs up their ass because there's only four feet of clearance on either side of their cars.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara, now with a spark of divinity at May 29, 2018 11:25 PM (htRaj)


Ha. Yeah, they're annoying as hell.

Or people who stand behind a car making a left when there's an extra shoulder section built into the road to go around and keep traffic moving.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 29, 2018 11:29 PM (RPXrN)

433 >>I love that top photo. It is technically excellent and reminds me of the beach in late autumn. One of my favorite spots where I grew up.

fistbump

Posted by: JackStraw at May 29, 2018 11:29 PM (/tuJf)

434

I am a black powder ubernoob... so, cap n ball, flint, what? I am constitutionally incapable of starting a new logistics chain without, uh, ensuring a rational and reasonable (by my definition) supply locker IYKWIM...

What is a fun easy 'supportable' set of options given Cabelas is on sale...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:30 PM (UFLLM)

435 When I was in the Navy, I was up on the bridge above the fight deck, repairing something or other, and I happened to look out onto the ocean and I spotted a periscope sticking out of the water some distance away. I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose. (Turned out to be one of ours, but CIC had no idea they were there)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May




so did you find out it was one of ours before or after forcing them to surface?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:30 PM (MTjB1)

436 It feels like October, where you get sun but there's no real warmth. I wonder if a volcano puked some ash in the air. That can cause this. Low 70s for the high the rest of the week. And I don't live on the beach.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (Lqy/e)

437 It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH
----
This. Both vote fraud, and deliberate prosecutorial misconduct resulting in wrongful conviction, are violations of the public trust severe enough to carry a life sentence, IMO.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (UiRxW)

438 Poland doesn't have a common border with Russia.

Actually, Königsberg/Kaliningrad.

Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:31 PM (ZpfqO)

439 Apropos of nothing, I splurged a bit on a hand wind mechanical pocket watch. It's the railroad style in size and without a front cover. Kinda cool. I miss the routine of winding my watch each morning.

Posted by: JTB at May 29, 2018 11:32 PM (V+03K)

440
What would be your reaction if Russia put troops and Advanced Anti Air systems in... Mexico?

We are sticking a finger in the eye of the Russian Bear.... and as someone who served in the Cold War...


Missiles in Cuber

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:34 PM (IqV8l)

441 Drudge has a headline up "Alaska Alarmed by Skyrocketing Gonorrhea Cases."

Well who wouldn't be alarmed by gonorrhea being transmitted by skyrockets?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

442
I happened to look out onto the ocean and I spotted a periscope sticking out of the water some distance away. I mentioned it to the OOD and then all hell broke loose

So the CIC and the eyeball watch (I assume they still have those) missed it and you saw it? Hope you got at least a "Well done" out of it.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 29, 2018 11:36 PM (LsBY9)

443 So Sandra Fluke sees a skyrocket and.... This is the way these things happen.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (md3fh)

444 They could always use McCain as spare parts to keep Hillary going.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

Well, she's already got a dick so she won't need that. Sure, it's detachable and has to be cranked with a pull starter, but Huma says it's the best she's ever had. Anthony's weiner couldn't compete.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (9BLnV)

445 Also - I like lucianne.com, too, without regard to her shitheel son, but if you go there: Ad blocking is a must.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (UiRxW)

446 Voter fraud....

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH)




Fully agree, but we're talking about processing hundreds of thousands, if not in the low millions.

All at once. No, I don't want the taxpayers to build that many prisons just for this offense.

The Thirty Days at Filthy Labor, for all but the most wheelchair bound (and there's things we can find for them to do...such as laundering Hillary's Depends) are intended to send the message, that ALL will be prosecuted, it will NOT be Club Fed, and that ALL come away from it with a FELONY on their record.

Thirty Days is only the time they serve. We can still hang 'em on Parole for however long you might wish.

THEN AFTER the first waves of offenders have served their time, we ratchet the penalty curve radically upwards. With ample publication, warning and lead-time for it to be immune to court arguments to the contrary.

It's not that I disagree with you, 'cause I don't.

I'm just aiming at maximum effectiveness in minimum time.

Offenders who persist, may be well and truly imprisoned, if not shot hanged.

If it please the Court, with apologies to MisHum.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (QzJWU)

447 miss the routine of winding my watch each morning.
Posted by: JTB at May




In january in an outhouse.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:37 PM (MTjB1)

448 >>>I am a black powder ubernoob

Did anyone else see "underboob" or is it me?

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (iTpm7)

449 Is Anthony's weiner one of those little cocktail jobs, with a toothpick stuck through it?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (md3fh)

450 I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation... What's up with that? Eskihomos? Anyways, why not Newyorkistan, Massachusetts, or Cali?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (e9G8E)

451 I have my grandfather's windup pocket watch and it runs like a, er, watch. It was made in 1892 as I recall.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (md3fh)

452 @450 I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation... What's up with that? Eskihomos? Anyways, why not Newyorkistan, Massachusetts, or Cali?
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What else is there to do when the night is 23 hours long?

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (WtrBz)

453 Afternoon delight

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (IqV8l)

454 Remember that Alaska has several months of darkness in the winter, and one can only watch so many I Love Lucy reruns.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:40 PM (md3fh)

455
Actually, Konigsberg/Kaliningrad.
----------------------

I always forget about that. But if anyone seriously wants to argue it, then I'll point out that the US and Russia *already* share a common border. So there's not much point getting worked up about US troops on the Russian border.

Posted by: junior at May 29, 2018 11:40 PM (WtrBz)

456

Miley, Ma'am, I would be happy to see underboob anytime dear lady... any. time.

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:40 PM (UFLLM)

457 You guys must not drive anywhere close to 7 corners Virginia.

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2018 11:41 PM (MS0+a)

458 My pet driving peeve of the day concerns the idiots who get into the left lane and then slow down. I managed to get behind 2 such jackwagons today. Nimrods driving 50 mph in the fast lane and no way to get around them because of heavy traffic.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 29, 2018 11:41 PM (H80UQ)

459 I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation... What's up with that? Eskihomos? Anyways, why not Newyorkistan, Massachusetts, or Cali?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (e9G8E)
----
Dude - I can explain this. But you can also see for yourself. Go to the Craigslist personal ads for, say, Anchorage. It is - bar none - the weirdest shit you will ever read.

Those people are deviants. I don't know if it's the long nights, or what.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW)

460 Ship little Dylan straightaway to England where he can be murdered for his own good. What the hell, murder Andrew, too. You never know when he might require expensive medical treatment, so best be safe.

Posted by: Precious NHS Consultant at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (XoAz8)

461 My pet driving peeve is other drivers. It would be so much nicer if I had the road to myself. Damn them to hell.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (md3fh)

462 The worst is when skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight, gives you some venereal disease.

Posted by: CM9000 at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (Y2Q3E)

463 Voter fraud....

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:13 PM (QzJWU)

It is treason. 30 days isn't nearly enough.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 29, 2018 11:26 PM (wYseH)


What you need is enough of a sentence to get the low level union apparatchiks to turn on the bosses - usually lawyer/Democratic party operatives. A felony and a few months basically screws their lives.

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2018 11:44 PM (MS0+a)

464 Is Attu Island something like Fire Island, P-town MA, or Key West? There has to be an explanation...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:44 PM (e9G8E)

465 462 The worst is when skyrockets in flight, afternoon delight, gives you some venereal disease.

Frequently associated with United Airlines Flight Attendants...

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:44 PM (UFLLM)

466 Several star NFL players ... are considering sitting out the season

Yeah, the league will really grind to a halt if some linebacker sits out a season while he's replaced by another linebacker.
Posted by: t-bird at May 29, 2018 11:27 PM (5OO3x)

Actually, they could replace them with Jr. College playera and pay them a lot less. And while football "fans" like to pretend they care about the quality of the players, they really only care about their team winning. Or the team they bet on. I assure you, if you had a professional football game between graduates of Helen Keller School for the Deaf, Dumb, and Blind and The Quadriplegic Institute of America, as long as they had scantily clad females bouncing their jiggle bags at half-time, "fans" would get into it.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (9BLnV)

467 I have my grandfather's windup pocket watch and it runs like a, er, watch. It was made in 1892 as I recall.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:39 PM (md3fh)


There are websites that list the serial numbers so you can ID the year it was made.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (2K6fY)

468 441 Drudge has a headline up "Alaska Alarmed by Skyrocketing Gonorrhea Cases."

Well who wouldn't be alarmed by gonorrhea being transmitted by skyrockets?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 29, 2018 11:34 PM (MTjB1)

That's actually a relief. I thought it meant that the gonorrhea caused a certain part of the male anatomy tear off and fly into the sky and explode in a festive ball of light.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (jp0Bv)

469 I once knew a guy who indulged in Afternoon Delight, but came down with the Bay City Rollers. And we all know how painful that can be...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)

470 Hey Miley!

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (5Ezu/)

471 I hear there are a bunch of alcoholics up there in Alaska. Drunks have limited self control, ergo the VD.

Posted by: ALH at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (oIcPq)

472
Those people are deviants. I don't know if it's the long nights, or what.


Fishing Boats + Oil Roughnecks = Crazy times

Posted by: Jean at May 29, 2018 11:45 PM (MS0+a)

473 461 My pet driving peeve is other drivers. It would be so much nicer if I had the road to myself. Damn them to hell.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:43 PM (md3fh)


Moar. Caffeine.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:46 PM (3Pma+)

474 Thanks, Yud! You may be right...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:46 PM (e9G8E)

475 Re: watch websites. Yes, that is why I know it was (best I recall) made in 1892, by the Elgin Watch Co. They list all the serial numbers. In those days you bought the case and the works separately. My grandfather was a teamster (back when that meant handling horses) as a young man and picked a gold case with a horse head and horseshoe motif. It has covers on both front and back, so you can see the works.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:47 PM (md3fh)

476 They could always use McCain as spare parts to keep Hillary going.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 29, 2018 11:09 PM (+lVUW)





I wouldn't rebuild a toilet tank with McCain parts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)

477

Skyrocket gonorrhea is nothing compared to Roman Candle Herpes.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (GdWl+)

478 Now someone has to come on and say "I saw Roman Candle Herpes open for..." It won't be me, though.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:50 PM (md3fh)

479 477 Skyrocket gonorrhea is nothing compared to Roman Candle Herpes.

More than a mouthful!

Posted by: In Vino Veritits at May 29, 2018 11:50 PM (UFLLM)

480 I wouldn't rebuild a toilet tank with McCain parts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)


That would be one cranky toilet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)

481 Skyrocket gonorrhea? Bob Dole's had that! Bob Dole!

Posted by: Bob Dole at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)

482 I overslept and missed Roman Candle Herpes opening for McCain Toilet Parts.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (RuIsu)

483 If you put McCain in the cockpit of a toilet, he would crash it. Nasty.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (md3fh)

484 I wouldn't rebuild a toilet tank with McCain parts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)
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Me neither. I don't want my commode voting to retain SCOAMF-care.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (hYcqw)

485 I saw Roman Candle Herpes open a can of whup-ass on the entire cast of Sex In The City.

See, it can be done and still be Horde Compliant.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 29, 2018 11:52 PM (QzJWU)

486 "I saw Roman Candle Herpes open for Head East." Brown County Arena 1978

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:53 PM (3Pma+)

487

I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation...


That can't be right. The STD Capital of these here United States is right up the road from Casa Backwardio.

The Villages.


I've played many gigs there over the years.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 29, 2018 11:53 PM (GdWl+)

488 Welp, just bought 9000 Chick-O-Sticks.
Curse you Amazon!!!!!!!1!!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)

489 I wouldn't rebuild a toilet tank with McCain parts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:49 PM (9Om/r)



That would be one cranky toilet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:51 PM (eMKNe)



And it would probably shit on you.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:56 PM (9Om/r)

490 406 Shit drivers who don't know that u turns have to yield to everyone else on the planet. Congratulations on having a green turn arrow. That's for turning left and not u turns. Imma give you a titty twister for sucking at life

Posted by: NCKate at May 29, 2018 11:22 PM (tobWf)

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Um, no. If the U-turner has the green arrow, and the wannabe right-turner has the red light, then the U-turner has the right of way. If you're the right-turner, make sure you don't end up with your own titties in the wringer.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 29, 2018 11:56 PM (pvjTE)

491 In Soviet Union toilet shits on you.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (md3fh)

492 Welp, just bought 9000 Chick-O-Sticks.
Curse you Amazon!!!!!!!1!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:55 PM (eMKNe)
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Never heard of 'em until just now. Look delicious, though. I might order some when I reup on Zotz.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (hYcqw)

493 And it would probably shit on you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 29, 2018 11:56 PM (9Om/r)

Not if it was short armed

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (3Pma+)

494

I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation...


That can't be right. The STD Capital of these here United States is right up the road from Casa Backwardio.

The Villages.

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I would love to see what the Jacuzzi looks like under a black light. It would be like the Milky Way.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (CPfoe)

495 Roman Candle Herpes will decimate you.

Posted by: X-ray at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (lM7yU)

496 I would love to see what the Jacuzzi looks like under a black light. It would be like the Milky Way.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2018 11:57 PM (CPfoe)
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You'd find Jackson Pollack's inspiration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (hYcqw)

497 Joe, thanks for reminding me of yet another candy obsession I have. ;-)

It's probably a good thing I don't have limitless money. It's spooky how many snacks I'd order online...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

498
It's probably a good thing I don't have limitless money. It's spooky how many snacks I'd order online...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)

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These days I stick pretty much to canned frosting.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 29, 2018 11:59 PM (CPfoe)

499 Joe, yup. Just rediscovered 'em. Up until a few days ago, I don't think I've had a Chick-O-Stick since I was, oh, 12?

For those of you who don't know, they're basically a stick that's almost exactly like the innards of a Butterfinger bar.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:59 PM (eMKNe)

500 It's probably a good thing I don't have limitless money. It's spooky how many snacks I'd order online...
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
+++++++++
Amazon is a giant candy story if you want it to be. Zotz are an ideal office candy. Individually wrapped, so no one worries about it, and they're interesting and delicious so people come by for 'em and you get some conversation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (hYcqw)

501 >>Is Attu Island something like Fire Island, P-town MA, or Key West? There has to be an explanation...''

Can't speak for Attu Island but I've spent a fair amount of time around the rest. Party town, tourist destination plus sun seems to be a pretty common theme. Hedonism.

Also great fishing and sailing. Mostly hedonism though.

Goodnight.

https://tinyurl.com/yavxknrk



Posted by: JackStraw at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (/tuJf)

502 Cicero, hey, whatever works for you :-)

For Mother's Day my sister had ordered a really fudgey cake. OMG...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (eMKNe)

503 For those of you who don't know, they're basically a stick that's almost exactly like the innards of a Butterfinger bar.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 29, 2018 11:59 PM (eMKNe)

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How do they pair with canned frosting?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (CPfoe)

504 So these are actual chickens on a stick? Cool!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (md3fh)

505 well part of the problem with gonorrhea in alaska is that no one has affairs but everyone saves several people from hypothermia every day.




honey, it is not what you think! she was hypothermic! I had to bring her into our bed!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (MTjB1)

506 Joe, yup. They sell TOO MUCH stuff almost...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (eMKNe)

507

For those of you who don't know, they're basically a stick that's almost exactly like the innards of a Butterfinger bar.


I really miss Ideal Bars. Those things were all kinds of awesome. Could eat a whole bag of them in one sitting with no problem. With milk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (GdWl+)

508 qdpsteve, how do you feel about 5th Avenue? I think it's everything Butterfinger wanted to be but couldn't quite manage.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (hYcqw)

509 Hello all! Late to the party

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (mMeIQ)

510 504 So these are actual chickens on a stick? Cool!
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:00 AM (md3fh)

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You're thinking of Stick O' Chick.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:01 AM (CPfoe)

511 Ruthless, they're 100% chicken-free. But they actually look almost like a bar of fried chicken, which is how they got their name in the 1950s.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)

512 Hi WMD! We're being silly as usual.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (md3fh)

513 seriously, did you want me to let your mom freeze, in the den?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)

514 >>You have taken full control of America. What will you do?


A Brunette, a Blonde and a Redhead at the same time.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (TfTuo)

515 Joe, hmm, couldn't tell ya. Don't think I've had one of those in years either. Will have to try one again.

What I REALLY want to see come back is the Choco-Lite bar. I've tried Nestle's current version, the Aero, but it's just not the same IMHO.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (eMKNe)

516 Zero bars. That is a solid candy offering.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (hYcqw)

517 well, chicken on a stick has to be better than chicken in a can.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)

518 Ruthless, they're 100% chicken-free. But they actually look almost like a bar of fried chicken, which is how they got their name in the 1950s.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:02 AM (eMKNe)

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I recall them looking like a roll of particleboard. What IKEA would sell, if Ikea sold candy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (CPfoe)

519 well, chicken on a stick has to be better than chicken in a can.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)
+++++++++
Elitist ;-)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (hYcqw)

520 Can you put them together like shelves?

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (md3fh)

521

Mmmm, Zero bars...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (GdWl+)

522 Cicero, actually that too kinda.
Also, they're even more orange than lefties claim PDT is.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)

523 459 I've read that Alaska has the highest VD rate in the nation... What's up with that? Eskihomos? Anyways, why not Newyorkistan, Massachusetts, or Cali?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 29, 2018 11:38 PM (e9G8E)
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Dude - I can explain this. But you can also see for yourself. Go to the Craigslist personal ads for, say, Anchorage. It is - bar none - the weirdest shit you will ever read.

Those people are deviants. I don't know if it's the long nights, or what.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 29, 2018 11:42 PM (UiRxW)

++++

No more personals at Craigslist. They took them down after that stupid law passed that was supposed to stop Backpage.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (pvjTE)

524 Ruthless, not sure. Might make a nice towel hanger in the bathroom. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)

525 No... you guys being silly? Get out of here!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (mMeIQ)

526 Elitist ;-)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)

527 I always liked the peanut butter candies from the same company as chick-o-sticks.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (B6+JK)

528 We wuz here first!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (md3fh)

529 519 well, chicken on a stick has to be better than chicken in a can.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:03 AM (MTjB1)


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Have you tried our improved chicken in a can? It's fortified with added shrapnel.

Posted by: The Hormel Co. at May 30, 2018 12:05 AM (CPfoe)

530 Bitter Clinger, Atkinsons is the company.
I believe they also sell Chick-O-Sticks in a nugget form...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

531 Chick-O-Sticks probably taste as much like chicken as Bit-O-Honey tastes like honey.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (IqV8l)

532 No... you guys being silly? Get out of here!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May




hey, would you tell the guy driving the car with the bfo 065 plate to surrender so they can take the freeway signs down?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (MTjB1)

533 Walmarts nearby me have Zero bars. Will have to try those again too.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

534 pffft, bag of chicken was the best.

Posted by: davidt at May 30, 2018 12:07 AM (bsNE6)

535 Bertram, just about.
Imagine a Butterfinger bar without the chocolate.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:07 AM (eMKNe)

536 Chick-O-Sticks probably taste as much like chicken as Bit-O-Honey tastes like honey.

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PRO TIP: Pick a name that doesn't raise expectations.

Posted by: Big Hunk at May 30, 2018 12:07 AM (CPfoe)

537 Mounds and Almond Joy are like a gay couple. Sometimes you feel like a nut....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:08 AM (md3fh)

538 My parents were fans of the Big Cherry back in the 1950s.

Still good, but not exactly what I ever expected.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:08 AM (eMKNe)

539 Y5!

Lol

It has been up forever

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:08 AM (mMeIQ)

540 I like Mary Jane's as well.

New candy just isn't as good as old school candy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:09 AM (B6+JK)

541 Walmarts nearby me have Zero bars.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)

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Sounds like a Mormon settlement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:09 AM (CPfoe)

542 Cicero, and here I thought somebody would make a joke first about Obama's pic being on the Zero bars ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)

543
I recall them looking like a roll of particleboard. What IKEA would sell, if Ikea sold candy.
Posted by: Cicero
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Didn't IKEA have a food poisoning problem? Stand by...

Ikea manufacturer recalls candy because of mice infestation https://preview.tinyurl.com/y6wtq78n

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (kXPT5)

544 Cicero, and here I thought somebody would make a joke first about Obama's pic being on the Zero bars ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)

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I try not to go for the obvious

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:10 AM (CPfoe)

545 We have signs at intersections "u turn must yield to right turns". Also in our drivers license study guides. Swearsies.

Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (tobWf)

546 I once spent an interesting night in a small western town in the Nebraska Sand Hills that was proud of having Zero Churches -- and seven bars. Fun people.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (md3fh)

547 Plenty of bars where I am.

Brien O'Connors, Thirsty Isle (the unofficial bar of Long Beach City College), and a sports bar that's actually called-- apparently the owners are fans of King Of Queens-- Coopers.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (eMKNe)

548 Y5!

Lol

It has been up forever
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May




that you knew what I was referring to is one of the many reasons I am so fond of you.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (MTjB1)

549 Open wide for Chunky

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)

550 Good evening everyone

Beautiful opening pic

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:12 AM (IDhUW)

551 Mike, yikes.

I don't trust any IKEA meatballs that are rolling *themselves* down the aisle...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

552 Open wide for Chunky
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (IqV8l)


My favorite opening line in the bedroom!

Posted by: Michael Moore at May 30, 2018 12:12 AM (eMKNe)

553 you would think that if they were serious about catching bfo 065 they would have included "$10k rwrd, dead or alive" on the sign

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (MTjB1)

554 Candy makes you dandy.

Posted by: Samson Simpson at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (UiRxW)

555 Ha! Chunky!

Forgot about those. They tried to work fruit into a candy bar,

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (B6+JK)

556 Top photo looks gloomy, and no happy trees! I give it a thumbs down.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (md3fh)

557 And I just realized that I am +22 minutes from bedtime. G'night, everyone (and thanks for the candy recommendations - my coworkers will be in your debt!)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (hYcqw)

558
Forgot about those. They tried to work fruit into a candy bar,
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:13 AM (B6+JK)

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Its motto was, "The Fruitcake of Candy."

I think they went out if business,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:14 AM (CPfoe)

559 Bitter Clinger, yup. Chunky was a let-down the first time I tried 'em.

I liked the pecan (at least I think it was pecan) one better. Not sure if it's still available.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)

560 Candy's dandy but sex won't rot your teeth...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 30, 2018 12:15 AM (e9G8E)

561 Posted by: kbdabear

Now those are some divine derrieres. Pert posteriors, as the Daily Mail likes to say.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:15 AM (8O3HH)

562 Sex won't rot your teeth, but might rot something else. You would not like.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:16 AM (md3fh)

563 545 We have signs at intersections "u turn must yield to right turns". Also in our drivers license study guides. Swearsies.

Posted by: NCKate at May 30, 2018 12:11 AM (tobWf)

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NCKate means North Carolina Kate?

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 30, 2018 12:16 AM (pvjTE)

564 I don't trust any IKEA meatballs that are rolling *themselves* down the aisle...
Posted by: qdpsteve
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Possibly galloping...

Ikea Recalls Meatballs After Detection of Horse Meat
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpsjsrp

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:17 AM (kXPT5)

565 Ah, I remember the Sherlock Holmes story where he detects horse meat. It was on a horse.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:18 AM (md3fh)

566 Mike, I probably lost money at TVG on some of those meatballs... :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)

567 Meanwhile in Bizarro World ...

SCHUMER WARNS: FUNDING AT RISK FOR CRITICAL AND COST-EFFECTIVE FARM-SAFETY PROGRAM TO HELP PREVENT DEADLY TRACTOR ROLLOVERS; SENATOR LAUNCHES NEW PUSH ON CDC TO FUND TRACTOR ROLLOVER PROTECTION PROGRAM AND KEEP IT RUNNING AT FULL SPEED

... so how many tractor rollovers occur in the Bronx ?

Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (e8kgV)

568 Just booked a trip to go see my favorite emotional three year old in July.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (IcT7t)

569 Mike, I probably lost money at TVG on some of those meatballs... :-P
Posted by: qdpsteve

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Bet on Ol' Gluefoot, eh?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (kXPT5)

570 Wow......youre fond of me Y5!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (mMeIQ)

571
Ikea Recalls Meatballs After Detection of Horse Meat
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybpsjsrp

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They'll have to pony up big bucks to settle the class action.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (CPfoe)

572
Candy is dandy, is but liquor is quicker.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)

573 The latest tractors are autonomous and GPS guided, so no worries if it turns over. Plus it won't do something stupid and turn over in the first place. This idea is so 20th Century.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (md3fh)

574 Just booked a trip to go see my favorite emotional three year old in July.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (IcT7t)


Be sure and let us know if any of Rosie O'Donnell's jokes were funny, Blanco. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (eMKNe)

575 Sweets that I didn't/don't particularly care for:

Chunky
Marshmallow Peeps
Little Debbie Oatmeal Pies
Tapioca pudding
YooHoo Chocolate drinks
Circus Peanuts
Swedish Fish

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:21 AM (B6+JK)

576 Mike, last time I bet on a horse named Jimmy Hoffa. :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (eMKNe)

577 Are Swedish Fish like lutefisk? Think I'll have a Snickers instead.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (md3fh)

578 Pixy Sticks were less like candy than candy ingredients. Those guys were really phoning it in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (CPfoe)

579 556 Top photo looks gloomy, and no happy trees! I give it a thumbs down.
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I like the golden lines in the leaves, the white caps on the water, the rock on the left leading the gaze to the bright line of the horizon. The "gloom" just emphasizes the bright spots.

But you're right, no happy trees.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (IDhUW)

580
They'll have to pony up big bucks to settle the class action.
Posted by: Cicero
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I'm sure the tort lawyers have taken the bit in their teeth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (ZY9MN)

581 you know I was in the store trying to buy mayonnaise the other day and colorado does not get helman's, only some cheap knock off called best brands.

/

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (MTjB1)

582 Chunky, Tapioca and YooHoos are okay, the rest of those I agree Bitter Clinger.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:23 AM (eMKNe)

583 Y5, I saw the sarc slash so I know you know the facts.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:23 AM (md3fh)

584 Be sure and let us know if any of Rosie O'Donnell's jokes were funny, Blanco. ;-)

I said emotional three year old, not emotional 300 pounder.

Although I can see where the mistake could be made.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:23 AM (IcT7t)

585 Cicero, I think those things originally contained cocaine when they first came out ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (eMKNe)

586 In Schumer country they till and plant on the sides of hills. It looks odd to this flatlander. He's still a dirtbag.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (RuIsu)

587 Tell Chucky Shoomer I have a compromise.

We can have fleets of GPS guided cat D-11s bulldoze their way across the entire acreages of various IKEA properties, from sea to shining sea.

Bet not one of those 'dozers will roll over.

Well, not until the job is done, and they relax and spark up a good Marlboro #2 Diesel Filtered.




Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (QzJWU)

588 you know I was in the store trying to buy mayonnaise the other day and colorado does not get helman's, only some cheap knock off called best brands.
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Unless it's changed, it's the same company and product with a different label.

Posted by: Samson Simpson at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (UiRxW)

589
Speaking of sex rotting things, I saw a high tone skank tonight. I was in town, coming home a little before 11PM. It's been raining and it's just all damp and soggy everywhere.

Well, there was this skank just walking by herself down a sidewalk, apparently headed to some apartment complex a ways down the road.

She was black girl, skinny, wearing skin tight hot pink pants, some halter top, and a platinum blonde wig. I just wondered what all one could catch were one to be so foolish as to put one's John Thomas in any of her orifices. Or anywhere near her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:25 AM (8O3HH)

590 Cicero, I think those things originally contained cocaine when they first came out ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:24 AM (eMKNe)

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Did they come with a razor blade? It could be like a kit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (CPfoe)

591 So this girl looked hot? Go on....

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (md3fh)

592 publius, I think in Vegas she would be known as a "human slot machine." :-P

"Stick yer fortune in and take a chance!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

593 Cicero: razor blade, mirror and tattoo.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM (eMKNe)

594 Y5, I saw the sarc slash so I know you know the facts.
Posted by: Ruthless at May




lol

took me 10 minutes and google to figure everything out.




will never use the sarc slash again.



technically, since we are east of the rockies, according to wikipedia we should have hellman's.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:27 AM (MTjB1)

595 Man, I hope Talcum X is right about all those top NFL "stars" wanting to push the kneeling issue. Do it! Do it!

Alienate as many of your remaining fans as possible, and make it impossible for already alienated fans to return.

I want to see the NFL reduced to paying its players an average working-class wage and shuttling them between games by bus again.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:27 AM (wSC8T)

596 Candy favorites? 3 Musketeers, dark chocolate mint, I don't see them in the stores too often tho

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (IDhUW)

597 technically, since we are east of the rockies, according to wikipedia we should have hellman's.

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What's the brand in Alaska?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (CPfoe)

598 Did they come with a razor blade? It could be like a kit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:26 AM

....

Yes, until some kid tried to hide the razor from his parents on Halloween inside an apple.

After that, the entire gig was up. Pixy was forced to go with processed sugar only.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (B6+JK)

599 434 ... IVV,

These are percussion revolvers, 6 shots. The 44 caliber versions use .451 round ball for the Colt repros or .454 round ball for the Remington repros. I use real black powder but percussion cap guns can use Pyrodex just as well. (Pyrodex is a black powder substitute that is safer to ship and store. Even Wal-Mart carries it.)

At a minimum, you will need powder, an adjustable powder measure, felt wads that go between the powder charge and ball, a nipple wrench (yeah, I know, but that's the name), and a powder flask or cap that fits the powder container.

Keep in mind, a BP gun MUST be cleaned after every session. I use hot water to clean and gun oil or a rust preventative before storing them. These guns are a lot of fun and can be quite accurate but they require a bit more effort to maintain compared to modern guns.

There are a ton of Youtube videos about using them and even more info on the web. But these are the basics.

Posted by: JTB at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (V+03K)

600 Unless it's changed, it's the same company and product with a different label.
Posted by: Samson Simpson at May




thanks. took me 10 mins to figure that out.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (MTjB1)

601 572
Candy is dandy, is but liquor is quicker.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:20 AM (8O3HH)

No it isn't

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (3Pma+)

602 Prothonotary, right on.

I also want to see NFL lose all its antitrust rights, and to get sued by all the cities where owners hoodsnookered them into paying for stadiums.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (eMKNe)

603 >> So this girl looked hot? Go on....

I really would take the ficus over that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (8O3HH)

604 Eskimayo

I answered my own question.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (CPfoe)

605
What's the brand in Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:28 AM (CPfoe)

Penicillin Free?

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (3Pma+)

606 Kestrel, mmm

You can also melt those into a delicious hot chocolate drink.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (eMKNe)

607 I'd like that, too, QDPSteve!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (wSC8T)

608 Are Swedish Fish like lutefisk? Think I'll have a Snickers instead.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:22 AM (md3fh)
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Lingonberry gummies.

Posted by: Samson Simpson at May 30, 2018 12:29 AM (UiRxW)

609 What's the brand in Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May




there are brands of gonorrhea there?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)

610 /sock silent, sock deep

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2018 12:31 AM (rnAwa)

611 >> I think in Vegas she would be known as a "human slot machine."

Back in my day, 80s and 90s, the really low-rent whores use to hang out on a Washington St. in Greenville, SC. I don't know if they still do, but this specimen looked like one of those Washington St. specials from back then.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 30, 2018 12:31 AM (8O3HH)

612 What's the brand in Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May



screaming eskimo?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:32 AM (MTjB1)

613 What's the brand in Alaska?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May

there are brands of gonorrhea there?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:30 AM (MTjB1)


Yup, and they're all named for Anchorage's most legendary streetwalkers.

Long-Sleeves Sally, Blue-Skinned Bertha, Freezin' Frieda...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:32 AM (eMKNe)

614 @ yankeefifth.


If you have a Kroger's store in your area, give their house brand a try.

Simply labeled "MAYO", it is flavor-wise, superior to Hellman's or Blue Label.

Duke's has it beat on the smooth texture, but the Kroger brand wins on flavor.

Won't cost you much to try the smallest jar. You won't regret it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (QzJWU)

615 Step right up gentlemen. We have our Gone-a-rrhea here, and we have our Went-a-rrhea over there, and we have this special premium Come-a-rrhea for the discerning customer. Step right up!

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (md3fh)

616 Back in my day, 80s and 90s, the really low-rent whores use to hang out on a Washington St. in Greenville, SC. I don't know if they still do, but this specimen looked like one of those Washington St. specials from back then.


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You can't be too choosy, my man.

Posted by: Huggy Bear at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (CPfoe)

617 publius, LOL.

"If you get AIDS, your next one from me is free!"

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:33 AM (eMKNe)

618 If you have a Kroger's store in your area, give their house brand a try.

Simply labeled "MAYO", it is flavor-wise, superior to Hellman's or Blue Label.

Duke's has it beat on the smooth texture, but the Kroger brand wins on flavor.

Won't cost you much to try the smallest jar. You won't regret it.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May




thanks. will do. nearly tried Duke's when I could not find Hellmans because I have heard morons recommend the Duke's ketchup and the mayo.

We don't have Kroger's but we have King Soopers which WDS tells me is Kroger's by a different name.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:35 AM (MTjB1)

619 Kroger is here now in SoCal. They bought out Ralphs but kept the name.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:36 AM (eMKNe)

620 We have City Market, also a Kroger brand, and I am going to try their mayo. I have been a Hellmann's/Best user for going on fifty years.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:36 AM (md3fh)

621 I shall fight in the fields and in the streets. I shall fight in the hills. I shall never surrender!

Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 12:37 AM (UiRxW)

622 I remember in the late 1970s/early 1980s, Kroger was notorious for having the worst-quality in-store brands of everything. According to Consumer Reports, at least.

I've tried some of their stuff that I've gotten from Ralphs. Apparently they've improved, or my taste in everything is rotten.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:37 AM (eMKNe)

623 I stopped watching the NFL a long time ago. It amazes me that somewhere someone thinks that throwing a temper tantrum as a participant in a sporting event is going to be a net positive for that event.

This is how you get less NFL.

Or maybe I'm way out of touch with our cultural society, which is a very real possibility too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:38 AM (IDhUW)

624 I've tried some of their stuff that I've gotten from Ralphs. Apparently they've improved, or my taste in everything is rotten.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May




lol

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:38 AM (MTjB1)

625 I've tried some of their stuff that I've gotten from Ralphs. Apparently they've improved, or my taste in everything is rotten.
I've had their store-branded bratwurst. Not quite as good as the German version, but enough Valu-Rite and you won't care.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:39 AM (IcT7t)

626 y5, yup.

Consumer Reports tested canned spinach? Kroger brand came in last. Chocolate milk mix? Kroger brand came in second to last. Coffee? Kroger brand, 'not acceptable' because there were too many bugs in the can.

And on and on and on.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:39 AM (eMKNe)

627 A few hundred posts behind. Candy Choices:

York Peppermint Patties
King Size Snickers Bars (not the 'king size' they have, now. I am talking about the big honking ones they had in the IU Chem building vending machines. Mid 90's.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2018 12:40 AM (xHYNd)

628 Oh, bad news about Kroger stuff. I guess I'll keep shopping at the Western Family store. But, I never buy store brand stuff anyway.

Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (md3fh)

629 Shikwasa gummies. Shikwasa is a sour citrus native to Okinawa and Taiwan. In Okinawa, the major Japanese candy company that makes gummies (forget the name) sells skiwasa-flavored gummies. I've looked and looked over the years and never found them elsewhere. You can get shikwasa juice concentrate in Japanese stores; you sweeten or dilute it for drinking, or use in cooking. But the gummies - only in Okinawa.


Kind of surprised I haven't been able to find any mention or listing of them anywhere, since the company that makes them is a giant Japanese company.


So there's your (incredibly) obscure candy whine of the night.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (QDnY+)

630 Heya Blanco

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (7T5tR)

631 Aetius, thumbs up on the York.

I like Snickers but those tiny bits of peanuts always get stuck in the phlegm in my throat and give me coughing fits. Drives me crazy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (eMKNe)

632 Horse meat is very European.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2018 12:42 AM (2K6fY)

633 Our mayonnaise does NOT support the slaughter of children.

Posted by: Publix at May 30, 2018 12:42 AM (ZY9MN)

634 But, I never buy store brand stuff anyway.
Posted by: Ruthless at May 30, 2018 12:41 AM (md3fh)

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You keep buying those expensive name brand condiments and it's bound to ketchup with you.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)

635
Heya Blanco


Hey yourself, beautiful lady.

Am I still allowed to say that?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (IcT7t)

636 We have Best Food Mayo here. When I can find it, I buy mayo with lime.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (IDhUW)

637 I wish that in response to the Boss Hogg 'die-in's at Publix, *every* shopper (male *and* female) had walked in wearing a pair of stilettos.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (eMKNe)

638 Our mayonnaise does NOT support the slaughter of children.
Posted by: Publix at May



but it is a wonderful condiment to serve with them.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (MTjB1)

639 You keep buying those expensive name brand condiments and it's bound to ketchup with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)


So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

640 So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

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I don't relish getting the charge bill at the end of the month.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:45 AM (CPfoe)

641 Never Enough Quo. Saw them on their first trip to the US in over 20 years at the Hard Rock in Hollywood. Second best concert I've ever seen. Especially when Rhino shoulder-checked the stage jumper into the crowd.

Posted by: emf at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (Sqrkf)

642 And, yes to peppermint patties, yum!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (IDhUW)

643 I was recently forced to try what I believe is Kroger's store-brand cat food, Luvsome. I have two cats with sensitive stomachs, and turkey-based food seems to be the one thing that won't make either of them barf constantly.

I recently tried feeding them Whole-Hearted turkey formula, but it was giving them both horrible constipation.

I'm hoping the Luvsome Sensitive Systems formula, which is turkey-based, will work for them.

Pure Balance turkey formula seemed to work well for them when I could get it, but no shops near my new home sell that. I may have to start ordering that through Amazon if this Luvsome doesn't work so well for them.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (wSC8T)

644 Hi. I'm home and 'way back in the comments. So?

...SJWs are blaming the poor performance of the Star Wars movies and DC movies on "series fatigue"...

Never occurs to them that it's SJW FATIGUE!

Watched the latest Supergirl tonight, but I stopped the player several times to scream at the screen. I will stick with it to the end of the season, because, closure (of a sort; always another cliffhanger, thanks Stan), but it's painful.

They've dropped the lesbian smoochfest thing, but tonight had Black Jimmy Olson complaining about being harassed at 7 years old by racisty mean cops when he was playing hide'n'seek, and how bad racist racisty the world is, according to the successful news photographer close friend of superheroes turned major magazine editor poor poor black guy who's worried folks will find out his superhero identity is really a black guy. WTFFFFFFFFFF? SJW turned up to eleventy.

Sooooooooo tiresome. Sooooo stupid. More contrived than the lez bit. Like folks who whine what a racisty racist country we are who would never elect a black guy to be President. Well, it's true, we are still waiting on a real black American man in the oval office, but still...

And decades ago I had one of my kids cuffed "as a joke" right in front of me by a a'hole cop when the kid was 10, doing nothing. (I did restrain myself from going ninja on the armed officer, but I should have objected louder.) Having raised them, IN CHICAGO, to respect police, it at least gave me an opportunity to explain that cops are human, too, and not all of them are good guys all the time. And it weren't nohow racist.

Flash season closer was tolerable, at least.

/rant off, back to old comments

Posted by: the amazing, incredible, fantastic mindful webworker at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (6hZFv)

645 Watching tonight's rally rebroadcast on TuCa. Trump string's up McCain for his obamacare show vote. Love that guy.

F 'em up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (A7bbI)

646 In most of Texas, the H.E.B. grocery store chain reigns supreme.

They started over 100 years ago in Kerrville, TX, and grew.

Moved their H.Q. to Corpus Christi, TX in the 1920s, and continued to grow.

Moved their H.Q. to San Antonio round 1990 or so. Might've been earlier or later, but close enough.

So great was their marketing horsepower, they ran both Albertsons and Kroger's, completely OUT of the San Antonio market area.

Just 'cause they could. And so, they did.

But also, H.E.B. deployed SIXTEEN mobile kitchens (18 wheelers) into the Hurricane Harvey area, within mere HOURS of the roads being opened enough to let 'em in.

Followed by HUNDREDS of truckloads of foodstuffs, with which to supply said kitchens, as they cooked their way through the inventory.

Those kitchens were in place for MONTHS, after the storm.

Not much fanfare.

But those neighborhoods... they know. They remember.

You'll pry their H.E.B. outta their cold, dead hands.

And etc.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 12:47 AM (QzJWU)

647 I was shopping at Grocery Outlet -- the store that sells what others send back to the manufacturers -- and I found green, extra hot relish.

Is this a delicacy in other parts of these United States, or is it one of those inedible bad ideas that wind up remaindered to Grocery Outlet?

(I remember buying corn flakes labeled in Hebrew there once, a long time ago)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2018 12:48 AM (2K6fY)

648 The shikwasa candy sounds good too.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (IDhUW)

649 Kindltot, not sure, but it doesn't sound bad.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (eMKNe)

650 639 You keep buying those expensive name brand condiments and it's bound to ketchup with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)

So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

That mustard been the problem.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (A7bbI)

651 flounder, I mayo have to make some big shopping changes...

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:51 AM (eMKNe)

652 lol Blanco, of course.

What do you take me for, a feminazi?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 12:52 AM (7T5tR)

653 Fave Status Quo line: Buncha lunatics, buncha country hicks that don't like the shape of my nose...

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 30, 2018 12:52 AM (RuIsu)

654 Uh oh, there goes some more of my money...

https://tinyurl.com/y8xg4w25

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:53 AM (eMKNe)

655 I do miss HEB.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 12:54 AM (7T5tR)

656 Good night, everyone!

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 30, 2018 12:54 AM (wSC8T)

657 My dog seems to have sensitive skin, allergies? So I've started buying grain free food, seems to have helped a bit.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 12:54 AM (IDhUW)

658 I've always heard that what your dog really wants to eat is a raw steak, and what your cat really wants to eat is a raw catfish.

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:55 AM (eMKNe)

659 People who insist they don't like the Beatles are poseurs.

Posted by: Deacon Bleau at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM (yScAF)

660 650 639 You keep buying those expensive name brand condiments and it's bound to ketchup with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)

So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

That mustard been the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (A7bbI)

I relish finding a solution...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)

661 what your cat really wants to eat is a raw catfish.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:55 AM (eMKNe)
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I'll have to try this. But when I give her a little bit of raw tuna, the cat seems to have the animal version of a religious experience.

Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 12:58 AM (UiRxW)

662 BFO, I believe tuna works too. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)

663 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:01 AM (t9KqJ)

664 Ara?

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:01 AM (t9KqJ)

665 Konba wa minna!

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:01 AM (t9KqJ)

666 lol Blanco, of course.



What do you take me for, a feminazi?


No, just engaged.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 01:02 AM (IcT7t)

667 I'll have to try this. But when I give her a little bit of raw tuna, the cat seems to have the animal version of a religious experience.
Posted by: BFO 065 at May



funny nic

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)

668 BFO, I believe tuna works too. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:59 AM (eMKNe)



You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.



Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (QzJWU)

669 Mindful, sorry to hear about your experience with your kid and the cop. It's usually hard to know what to do in that type of situation. You can talk it thru with your child now.

I told my kids not to let cops search their stuff without a warrant, just to make the point that we have the right to say no. Once my son was stopped and he did let the cop go thru his backpack, nothing there of course, and it caused less problem that if he had done what I said, so it's hard to say what is the right course.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (IDhUW)

670 Serious storm going over. Bright lightning, serious thunder, lots of wind and rain. Over soon, according to the weather map, meanwhile pretty serious.

The cats are not happy. I think they were looking forward to doing some hunting under the full moon.

I miss my doggy. Thunder freaked him out and he'd always come to me for comfort and pets - lots of pets - even it was the middle of the night and petting him was almost autonomic while I half-dozed.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Gimli was the best dog at May 30, 2018 01:04 AM (6hZFv)

671 funny nic
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:03 AM (MTjB1)
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You'll never take me alive, see?

Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 01:04 AM (UiRxW)

672 india will be back. they hate china. russia sells them crap. they would really like to get in on the f35.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:05 AM (MTjB1)

673 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 01:06 AM (eMKNe)

674 Gundam Build Divers episode 9 will give fans a real flashback since the Force mission is built around the opening scenes for 080: War in the Pocket.

Episode 9 of Lupin the Third Part Five is all about modern politics as the ruling elites in the French government are paralyzed by the threat of exposure of a certain black book of naughty deeds.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 01:07 AM (t9KqJ)

675 Well, I'm up the wooded hill to Bedfordshire.

Night, all.

Posted by: BFO 065 at May 30, 2018 01:08 AM (UiRxW)

676 I relish finding a solution...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM (NgKpN)

You gotta pickle your battles. Lettuce contemplate our options.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 01:08 AM (A7bbI)

677 The dog I have now, I'm taking care of for my son and she's a sweetheart. I lost my dog a while back and whenever I petted her she would put her head in my hip. The first dog I petted after I lost her didn't do that and I wondered what was wrong for a moment until I realized the dog hadn't nestled his head in my hip.

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:10 AM (IDhUW)

678 Bertram Cabot, Jr. #180: Isn't that what true believers say about socialism?

Heh. I figured when I posted my #194 that I would be echoing someone. Pretty close after, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker - don't move (grabs flyswatter) at May 30, 2018 01:11 AM (6hZFv)

679 Night qdpsteve, bfo

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:12 AM (IDhUW)

680 Meanwhile in Bizarro World ...

SCHUMER WARNS: FUNDING AT RISK FOR CRITICAL AND COST-EFFECTIVE FARM-SAFETY PROGRAM TO HELP PREVENT DEADLY TRACTOR ROLLOVERS; SENATOR LAUNCHES NEW PUSH ON CDC TO FUND TRACTOR ROLLOVER PROTECTION PROGRAM AND KEEP IT RUNNING AT FULL SPEED

... so how many tractor rollovers occur in the Bronx ?
Posted by: SMOD at May 30, 2018 12:19 AM (e8kgV)

None, but there's a slight chance of one occurring in Queens, which is just too much of a risk for us to take as Americans!

Posted by: Chuck Schumer (D-NY), Trying to Find an Excuse at May 30, 2018 01:12 AM (C9Rdt)

681 Neither candy nor music, but since things may get sporty before you know it given the trends - Iran's economic situation certainly looks to be grim under new US sanctions.


Oil customers lining up other sources, major banks ending transactions, shipping lines cutting services. The threat of secondary sanctions seems to be achieving its purpose even before things get rolling. And despite EU public fuckwittery about not cooperating.


Inside Iran merchants', truckers', and sympathy strikes have snarled lots of things.


There is zero coverage of all this in the most prominent US media. So *if* the regime crumbles or things get splodey and fightey inside Iran all of a sudden, the "press" will have a second enormous story to suddenly cover after covering it up - the other being the mega-scandals whose public airing will officially kick off with the IG report (since the extensive congressional activity on these topics has been ignored, distorted, or actively resisted by the "press" - whereas not long ago, and certainly with a different cast of villains, the saturation coverage would have made the weather forecasts hard to find).

Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 01:24 AM (QDnY+)

682 I'm rolling along through the old comments upthread, wondering why I don't just jump to the currently-live end of thread - even missed the beast # again - then I run into this:

nerdygirl: Is there anything she [Hillary] hasn't broken as a result of a fall?

buzzsaw90: a glass ceiling

No wonder I'm an AoSHQ OCD'er.

Posted by: mindful webworker - oh see dee you see by the dawn's early lite at May 30, 2018 01:31 AM (6hZFv)

683 Magnificent, what a stupid day. Love the tunes.

Posted by: Lava Land at May 30, 2018 01:33 AM (FJrl0)

684 PDT would support an Iran Spring if the people have the courage to try again.

Is there a date for the IG report release?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 01:34 AM (IDhUW)

685 AK, Senate Judiciary has scheduled a hearing on the IG report for June 5.


But congressional committees have scheduled, then changed, such hearings before, due to the IG's fluid calendar (the IG office pursues fresh stuff that comes up in the course of its investigations).


So - we'll see.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 30, 2018 01:40 AM (QDnY+)

686 what interest does Trump have in soap one way or the other?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 30, 2018 01:43 AM (MTjB1)

687 Heya y5.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 01:48 AM (7T5tR)

688 Randomly, just remembered:

Called my mommy tonight just to say hi. She sounded bright and chipper, but I suspected I'd interrupted a nap.

I told her, I don't want to call when she's napping, but there's no telling when that might be. She replied: Oh, that's okay. I can always just go back to sleep.

She said her cleaning gals had been there today (nicest Christian ladies you'd ever want to meet), after us Memorial Day weekend picnickers.

So I said, oh, good, we can come down and mess it all up again.

She replied, not before the party. (She turns 98 next month, and family will be coming in from all over the country for it.) I said, uh, Mom, that's a few weeks away yet.

She pondered and said, Oh! It is? Well, you'll probably need to come down and swim before that. I said, yeah, I needed a swim this morning!

It was funny. She's not top-notch anymore, but not really losing it. Always has been super-organized. Her reply confirmed for me that she was just foggy from interrupted nap.

I love my mommy and I don't mind saying so.

Posted by: mindful webworker - if I lived as long, it would be half my life again at May 30, 2018 01:49 AM (6hZFv)

689 G'night.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 30, 2018 01:51 AM (IcT7t)

690 Goodnight Blanco : )

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 01:56 AM (7T5tR)

691 I thought they used them to lock themselves to things so they couldn't easily be evicted from places where they were causing a ruckus.

The old handcuff inside a steel pipe stunt. Bet they'll find the keys once you fire up the oxy-ax torch. Or demonstrate the utility of detcord.

Posted by: Fox2! at May 30, 2018 01:59 AM (brIR5)

692 Y5, I do believe you're thinking of Irish Spring

Which after their disasterous vote on abortion, they need!

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 02:00 AM (IDhUW)

693 Comments are amazing #190 something to the end

Posted by: Lava Land at May 30, 2018 02:02 AM (FJrl0)

694 Goodnight Horde. Thanks for the usual entertainment.

Posted by: Corned Beef and Chlorine at May 30, 2018 02:02 AM (z05Uh)

695 *pops smoke*

Night all.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 30, 2018 02:05 AM (t9KqJ)

696 Goodnight Anna Puma and CBC.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 30, 2018 02:10 AM (C9Rdt)

697 House Amendment 2 to House Bill 2354, sponsored by Rep. Kathleen Willis (D-77), would allow for the issuance of protective orders to infringe on Second Amendment rights based on third party allegations with little, if any, real evidence and limited "due process" for the respondent. Hearings for the orders would be ex parte, where the respondent is not present to challenge the accuser and defend against allegations made against them. The issuance of an order would immediately prohibit the respondent from exercising their Second Amendment rights. The Right to Keep and Bear Arms should not be treated as a second-class right and should only be restricted consistent with the constitutional requirements of due process.

Further, for truly dangerous individuals, this bill does nothing to incapacitate the subjects of the orders, as there is no requirement that they receive mental health treatment.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:12 AM (7T5tR)

698 https://tinyurl.com/ycv245yc

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:15 AM (7T5tR)

699 Thanks for the info on Bill 2354. Congress needs constant oversight.

The Tony Robinson situation infuriates me, but then I wonder if we had our TR moment with the Bengazi video taper and we responded wwith no action.

I wonder where the poor guy is now?

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 02:25 AM (IDhUW)

700 Trey Gowdy: FBI's use of informant in Trump campaign "appropriate".

https://tinyurl.com/y99gmg8j

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:28 AM (7T5tR)

701 this is my BP.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:28 AM (7T5tR)


this is my BP on steroids!

GRRRRRR... F that useless RINO piece of grandstanding shit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 02:31 AM (bBnj/)

702 Kathleen Willis is a state rep. From Crook County, IL. What a surprise! Look up some of her images on Bing and tell me you didn't think of Jabba the Hutt.

Posted by: JTB at May 30, 2018 02:32 AM (V+03K)

703 Flying coach is demonic, didjaknow?

https://sputniknews.com/society/201805291064921584-US-televangelist-wants-54-million-jet/

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:37 AM (7T5tR)

704 got an e-mail earlier from the County Registrar -Recorder... they haven't gotten my VBM ballot yet, and are freaking that i might not vote...

|i'm guessing they are afraid that turnout will be low.

well, why bother? anyone with an IQ larger than their hat size already knows what the outcome will be.

#idiots.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 02:43 AM (bBnj/)

705 Well, I really need some sleep.

Some people, to remain unnamed, have a certain war cry, I've decided I need one of my own. So I'm signing off with

Deus vincit omnia

Goodnight

Posted by: AmericanKestrel at May 30, 2018 02:49 AM (IDhUW)

706 Probs offline tonight.

Sometimes wish offline was all text and flowed as smoothly as Moron repartee.

Hanging up.

If I don't show up tomorrow morning... maybe I'll post a pic of myself standing on a ledge with toenail polish.

Hahhahaaha.

Ha.

That was a mannensplaining.

Click the nic. Enjoy a comic strip that didn't make it. Click the Donations button at the top. Theoretically, they work.

Posted by: mindful webworker at May 30, 2018 02:49 AM (6hZFv)

707 Sorry to hear about the real life problems, Mindful.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2018 02:50 AM (fA+xK)

708 You keep buying those expensive name brand condiments and it's bound to ketchup with you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 30, 2018 12:43 AM (CPfoe)

So that's why I'm always beHeinz on my budget!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 30, 2018 12:44 AM (eMKNe)

That mustard been the problem.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 30, 2018 12:50 AM (A7bbI)

I relish finding a solution...
Posted by: Don Q. at May 30, 2018 12:56 AM

Mayo of you find the best prices.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 30, 2018 02:50 AM (2NqXo)

709 Pretty picture of the Lincoln Memorial on the bing homepage.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 30, 2018 02:51 AM (fA+xK)

710 Oh good god, Kim Kardashian is going to meet with President Trump to talk about prison reform. Turns out she has been meeting with Kushner about it for months. I can't even. The optics are horrendus. Maybe you all see multi level chess; maybe the outcome will change minds. But even his solid supporters are wavering on this news. smh

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 30, 2018 02:59 AM (ierVd)

711 Prayers your way, mindful.

Lord knows I call on Him everyday to sustain me.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 02:59 AM (7T5tR)

712 What the heck is up with Gowdy?

Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 30, 2018 03:05 AM (w7KSn)

713 712 What the heck is up with Gowdy?

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Simple.

He has something to hide.

And the Deep State has reminded him that it would be a shame if it got out.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 03:11 AM (7T5tR)

714 What the heck is up with Gowdy?

Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 30, 2018 03:05 AM (w7KSn)
---
my answer would get me banned, so i will pop smoke and go get trashed.

see all y'all on the flip-flop!

/down and gone

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 30, 2018 03:13 AM (bBnj/)

715 Got to get moving, streak of close jobs ended so have to leave by 5am.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 03:33 AM (aC6Sd)

716 I'm glad that link for late night temptation wasn't to a video of Yoko Ono screaming!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 03:35 AM (rdl6o)

717 Hey, weren't all our ALLIES cheating on the sanctions against Iraq as well?

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 03:39 AM (rdl6o)

718 What the heck is up with Gowdy?
Posted by: navybrat now with more emulsions at May 30, 2018 03:05 AM

He was told, announce you're quitting Congress and in the meantime, here's some lefty talking points for you to push before you go.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 30, 2018 03:41 AM (2NqXo)

719 ONE egg? ONE sausage link? ONE rasher of bacon? Seriously? Why bother? If you're gonna succumb to late-night temptation go all in. And where are the hash browns?

'Morning, Horde.

Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 03:47 AM (0PD0H)

720 Trey Gowdy: FBI's use of informant in Trump campaign "appropriate".

Then where are the indictments? If it doesn't involve Trump then why does he have to answer any questions about anything? And FFS, is this investigation going to last his entire term? Bullshit, all of it!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 03:49 AM (rdl6o)

721 Goodnightmorning everyonr

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 30, 2018 04:00 AM (50H19)

722 NP that does sum up how I feel this hour every day

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:02 AM (aC6Sd)

723 Elinor Donohue at age 26 in 1963 was a hot little number.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 30, 2018 04:08 AM (8iiMU)

724 >>>722 NP that does sum up how I feel this hour every day
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:02 AM (aC6Sd)
__________
Yes indeed.

Have been up most of the night doing signal analysis in MATLAB. Ugh.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 30, 2018 04:09 AM (50H19)

725 Need a new GPS, the old one I had died and haven't replaced it as generally been working close and know where I'm going.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:09 AM (aC6Sd)

726 Someone needs to smack Gowdy up side the back of the head.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)

727 >>>726 Someone needs to smack Gowdy up side the back of the head.
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:11 AM (aC6Sd)
________
You rang?

Posted by: Sir Smacksalot at May 30, 2018 04:17 AM (50H19)

728 Two for one every Wednesday night!

Posted by: Slaporium Coupon at May 30, 2018 04:20 AM (rdl6o)

729 This thing with Roseanne has me baffled. While I'm not a big fan, I never thought she was stupid. But this was incredibly stupid.

Others have pointed out that Barr has a history of liberalism. Could this possibly be an attempt to embarrass conservatives?

Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:22 AM (0PD0H)

730 If the slaps and smacks aren't cutting it. We're open too.

Posted by: Crazy Ivan's Discount Punches at May 30, 2018 04:23 AM (50H19)

731 Slappy? Is that you under that mountain of coupons?

Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:25 AM (0PD0H)

732 >>>729 This thing with Roseanne has me baffled. While I'm not a big fan, I never thought she was stupid. But this was incredibly stupid.

Others have pointed out that Barr has a history of liberalism. Could this possibly be an attempt to embarrass conservatives?
Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:22 AM (0PD0H)
___________
She's a liberal. Liberals say nasty things about their political opponents all the time.

If she had said the same thing about Thomas Sowell or Justice Thomas, no one at Disney would bat an eye.

But she said it about a lefty, so they shit can her and all the cucks line up to gargle Disney's rancid "muh principled rights" semen slurpee.

Posted by: Crazy Ivan's Discount Punches at May 30, 2018 04:27 AM (PpYlq)

733 725 Need a new GPS, the old one I had died and haven't replaced it as generally been working close and know where I'm going.
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:09 AM (aC6Sd)

---

I used to lament the loss of basic map-reading skills.

Not anymore.

The younger generation, for the most part, are geographically illiterate. Drop them in the woods without GPS, well, you hear stories all the time of unfortunate hikers who met a bad end.

The Hoggs of the world will be in a world of hurt if this country ever sustains an EMP attack.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 04:28 AM (7T5tR)

734 Off Russian Punch Sock

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 30, 2018 04:28 AM (PpYlq)

735 Another Tesla driverless car hit a parked car

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)

736 LI - the blackout on England's thorn in the side 'Tommy Robinson' has been lifted. Maybe public opinion helped.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:44 AM (aC6Sd)

737 Taking off, everyone have a great day.

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2018 04:50 AM (aC6Sd)

738 (belatedly) Bye, Skip. Drive carefully.

Posted by: creeper at May 30, 2018 04:58 AM (OZZ16)

739 So I was over at Bing to do the morning photo quiz when I saw that Dick Tuck died.

Posted by: fluffy at May 30, 2018 05:46 AM (cHbmY)

740 Utter nonsense:
The ignorance of one voter in a democracy impairs the security of all. John F. Kennedy
1) Not sure which democracy he was talking about...the US is not one.2) Everyone is ignorant of something...implying that all democratic elections (again...not here) automatically impair security (there)

Posted by: Came A Lot usually mispelled Camelot at May 30, 2018 05:50 AM (JjwF2)

741 Now hear this:

The guy that plays Rick is leaving the Walking Dead. Just like the audience.

That is all.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 05:59 AM (+Tibp)

742 Every time a Star Wars movie comes out I can't wait for the Red Letter Media video.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 30, 2018 06:05 AM (rnAwa)

743 Looks like the media is going with it's Trump's fault that Roseanne tweeted some racist crap.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 06:10 AM (rdl6o)

744 I don't understand the Planet of the Apes crack. Is ValJar black? I thought she was Persian or some such.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 06:12 AM (+Tibp)

745 Ousted Black Lives Matter activist Shaun King (nickname: Talcum X) spread a dubious rumor on Twitter that several top NFL stars are considering boycotting the upcoming football season until unemployed NFL kneelers Colin Kaepernick and Eric Reid are hired by a team.

---


Go ahead. Can't wait to see what happens when their contracts kick in.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2018 06:14 AM (KpEyG)

746 I don't understand the Planet of the Apes crack. Is ValJar black? I thought she was Persian or some such.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque


Like obama. Half black.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2018 06:14 AM (KpEyG)

747 Good morning, my dear Horde.

Posted by: TickledPink at May 30, 2018 06:16 AM (TL2pK)

748 I am a black powder ubernoob

Did anyone else see "underboob" or is it me?


Posted by: Miley, the Duchess


Raises hand.

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2018 06:17 AM (zQk/J)

749 The worst thing about the Rosanne flameout is that now Valerie fucking Jarret is a figure of sympathy.


That's all kinds of fucked up and wrong.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:19 AM (UfMVm)

750 Is anyone reporting on the fact that ValJar lives with the Obamas? Lives with them. That's weird but no curiosity at all from Progda.

At least the old Soviet journalists that worked for Izvestia and Provda could claim they had a gun to their heads.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 06:21 AM (+Tibp)

751 Now hear this:

The guy that plays Rick is leaving the Walking Dead. Just like the audience.

That is all.
Posted by: Blutarski-esque


Plot spoiler: he wakes up from a coma to find out it was all a dream.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 30, 2018 06:23 AM (KpEyG)

752 The worst thing about the Rosanne flameout is that now Valerie fucking Jarret is a figure of sympathy.


That's all kinds of fucked up and wrong.
Posted by: Kreplach

She always was. Those who felt that way have a sound bite.

Posted by: Blue Hen at May 30, 2018 06:25 AM (GYX1g)

753 @750

The press is all kinds of incurious when it comes to Obama.

Here we are embroiled in potentially one of the biggest scandals in American history involving agencies that Obama was the chief executive over and you would think the guy was the fucking cook at the White House with all of the non-questioning from the press.

In fact, I have probably seen more interviews with Obama's chef than I have of him.

Ridiculous.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:26 AM (UfMVm)

754 Also, you'll be happy to know that the chief of programming at Netflix says the Dogeater's new show will not have a "political slant". He said this the same week Netflix debuted a new series starring the unfunny woman who blew up the Correspondents' Dinner. Gee, I wonder why they delved through so many more talented people to sign her up?

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 06:30 AM (+Tibp)

755 And I see the MSM is singing in unison from he same hymnal regarding the death of Dick Tuck and him being a "political prankster"

Why don't they call him what he was, a leftist political apparatchik and saboteur.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:30 AM (UfMVm)

756 @754

The same reason they made Susan Rice a board member.

These organizations are no longer run primarily as profit making operations.

Their primary mission is partyline propaganda dissemination and narrative building.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 06:33 AM (UfMVm)

757 Caught a cold. Took Wal-Tussin Max DM 45 mins ago. Now robo-tripping. It's not that pleasant an experience, but my sore throat feels better.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 06:33 AM (mk9aG)

758 the chief of programming at Netflix says the Dogeater's new show will not have a "political slant".

if you like your non slanted programming, you can keep your non slanted programming.

Posted by: The teleprompter rides again at May 30, 2018 06:36 AM (GYX1g)

759 The media is hoping everyday that Trump will say something stupid, Schumer does it practically everyday, and no one notices. He just has to keep his name in the news!

Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 06:37 AM (Gf6ya)

760 Crap I wanted to go to the rifle range today. Guess I can cross that off the list. People do DXM for fun? Meh.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 06:37 AM (mk9aG)

761 755 And I see the MSM is singing in unison from he same hymnal regarding the death of Dick Tuck and him being a "political prankster"

Why don't they call him what he was, a leftist political apparatchik and saboteur.
Posted by: Kreplach



I saw 'Dick Tuck' and for a second I was thinking that 'Dick Trickle' has been dead for a while now. Former stock car driver who had serious health issues which lead to him committing suicide in a graveyard.

So, Dick Tuck is an actual person. Never heard of him. Figures the High Priests of SJW in the MSM will try to make him a 'thing'. Meh.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 30, 2018 06:38 AM (2SCTA)

762 When I was taking tank driving lessons at Fort Knox, sometimes someone would roll one over. Schumer probably would call for rollover bars on all tanks.

Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 06:39 AM (Gf6ya)

763 the chief of programming at Netflix says the Dogeater's new show will not have a "political slant".

Political slant? So will some Asian people now be offended?

Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 06:41 AM (8ikIW)

764 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:43 AM (EyPfd)

765 People do DXM for fun? Meh.
Posted by: gp

Most of that stuff just makes me feel weird, but with a cold. I usually just let it ride it's course. Ibuprofen to sleep. Maybe mucinex stuff to clear the lungs a bit

Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 06:43 AM (8ikIW)

766 the chief of programming at Netflix says the Dogeater's new show will not have a "political slant".

translation: There's a sucker born every minute.

Posted by: The teleprompter rides again at May 30, 2018 06:44 AM (GYX1g)

767 I had my ankle operated on last year and was given perocets for the pain. I took them for the 5 day after, then I switched to ibuprofen. The percs were not really stopping the pain, and for added amusement, constipated the hell out of me.

Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 06:46 AM (8ikIW)

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 30, 2018 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

769 planets and moons of lions tigers and bears BUT no APES

Posted by: burning down da house at May 30, 2018 06:51 AM (WX+x0)

770 172 Whatever is there in Thailand and India to interest rich and powerful old Europeans??
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 29, 2018 10:13 PM (6FqZa)

Can't speak to India but in Thailand, young nubile women who sell it rather cheap!
Posted by: Bill R. at May 29, 2018 10:29 PM

It's a trap!

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 30, 2018 06:52 AM (3MG/9)

771 John Meecham just said on Morning Joke that blacks didn't have the right to vote until 1965 as a slam on President Trump's claim that blacks have been voting for Democrats for 100 years.
Never heard of the fifteenth amendment I guess. In an effort to make President Trump look stupid, they beclown themselves.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 06:55 AM (rdl6o)

772 You just know that at some point, the Left is gonna have some jackass make a comment that will be compared to the Rosanne Moment.



Just wait for it.

It'll happen, sure as God made little green apples.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:56 AM (EyPfd)

773 TV nooz - by cancelling Roseanne, ABC stands to lose millions in ads and will have a gaping hole in fall lineup. So, silver lining.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 30, 2018 06:57 AM (hMwEB)

774 "Never heard of the fifteenth amendment I guess. In an effort to make President Trump look stupid, they beclown themselves."

Mr Meecham sounds like a Kollege Edutated Idjit?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 06:58 AM (EyPfd)

775 A new Starbucks opened today, try it you might like the new way you are welcomed.....

Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 06:58 AM (Gf6ya)

776 Mr Meecham sounds like a Kollege Edutated Idjit?


Morning Joke always praise his historical knowledge. It's truly something to behold.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 07:00 AM (rdl6o)

777 TV nooz - by cancelling Roseanne, ABC stands to lose millions in ads and will have a gaping hole in fall lineup. So, silver lining.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!

Oh, and Disney did this the same week they dug up Keef Olbermann for another try. Yeah, Disney cares about hateful speech.

Posted by: Blutarski-esque 0.0 at May 30, 2018 07:00 AM (+Tibp)

778 And I see the MSM is singing in unison from he same hymnal regarding the death of Dick Tuck and him being a "political prankster"
=====

Dick Tuck died the day I got my plug-and-play vagina.

Posted by: Caitlyn at May 30, 2018 07:01 AM (nILVB)

779 1 Senate Judiciary Committee (Grassley) has scheduled a hearing on the IG report, with testimony from IG Horowitz for June 5th (the original date for D-Day).

This time, the DOJ and FBI need to receive more preliminary naval gunfire.
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 29, 2018 09:55 PM (zCyNd)

--------

#oneweek

Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 07:02 AM (LnOh3)

780 attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean

-

A charity cruise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:03 AM (VgKNm)

781 John Meecham just said on Morning Joke that blacks didn't have the right to vote until 1965 as a slam on President Trump's claim that blacks have been voting for Democrats for 100 years.
Never heard of the fifteenth amendment I guess. In an effort to make President Trump look stupid, they beclown themselves.

And they were kept in cages by Trump!!! We have pictures.

No calendar, but we got pictures.

Posted by: History books scare me at May 30, 2018 07:03 AM (GYX1g)

782 What do they put in canned cat food, the residue the cats hate and won't eat? About 50% of the contents, just sits and rots. Melamine? Polymer fiber? Why not make the sh!t 100% edible and double the price? This hot weather, the stuff rots fast.

I mean, cats will eat anything else, right? My maine coon likes plastic, especially plastic films, cellophane etc. He'll dig out a whole garbage pail to get to cigarette packaging. But he turns up his nose at most canned cat food. What awful ingredient is so foul a cat won't eat it? Signed: DXM.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:04 AM (mk9aG)

783 TV nooz - by cancelling Roseanne, ABC stands to lose millions in ads and will have a gaping hole in fall lineup. So, silver lining.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books!


I predicted a new show, possibly After Roseanne, would use the same cast and crew, while foisting every SJW platitude known to man on an unsuspecting public. Then I read an article in the Hollywood Reporter online of that very scenario.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 30, 2018 07:04 AM (rdl6o)

784 On the plus side, someone on our local Social Media website posted about opportunities to help fight Trumps disgraceful treatment of Immigrant children, and how to fight it.

Less than a year ago, that post would have been undated with clarion calls on the evilness of enforcing border control, in a manner very similar to how the pink pussy hat brigade stoked each other into a frenzy online up to the Million Vagina March on Washington.

Now........one tepid comment in support.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:04 AM (EyPfd)

785 "A new Starbucks opened today, try it you might like the new way you are welcomed." I had the same thought. They'll probably get a lot of visitors, stunts and hoaxes today.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:05 AM (mk9aG)

786 John Meecham just said on Morning Joke that blacks didn't have the right to vote until 1965 as a slam on President Trump's claim that blacks have been voting for Democrats for 100 years

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I'm guessing he's thinking of the laws democrats put in place to make voting more difficult for blacks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:06 AM (VgKNm)

787 " What do they put in canned cat food, the residue the cats hate and won't eat"


That's the parts that aren't flavored with Cat Ass.

We have one that will turn it's nose up to the second half of a plate of gourmet cat food.

And then spend ten minutes licking it's own asshole.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:07 AM (EyPfd)

788 "That's the parts that aren't flavored with Cat Ass." You could make canned cat food out of real cats' ass, but it would be cruel to slaughter cats to feed cats. Defeats its own purpose. Solylent Green .. is .... CATS!

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:09 AM (mk9aG)

789 Others will have to report on how the "new" Starbucks is, I get my coffee at the DD drive through.

Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 07:11 AM (Gf6ya)

790
A new Starbucks opened today, try it you might like the new way you are welcomed.


I especially enjoyed the feces-smeared walls!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 07:11 AM (NoLse)

791 "I especially enjoyed the feces-smeared walls!"


Urban Shiplap!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:13 AM (EyPfd)

792 @779

Just reading between the lines, that means all the report does is outline, much like the McCabe report, violations of agency policy and makes no criminal referals.

What would be the purpose of holding hearings if there were actual criminal referals?

I see 8 more months of circle jerks in our future from this collection of GOP assclowns.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 30, 2018 07:14 AM (UfMVm)

793 Damn! I was sure the "late night temptation" at the end of the post would be ...ummm... different.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 30, 2018 07:14 AM (x0jsg)

794 I predicted a new show, possibly After Roseanne, would use the same cast and crew, while foisting every SJW platitude known to man on an unsuspecting public. Then I read an article in the Hollywood Reporter online of that very scenario.
Posted by: Concerned People's Front

Roseanne?

She's dead, Jim.

Posted by: Dr. Leonard McCoy at May 30, 2018 07:14 AM (S6Pax)

795 Did the Starbucks barista order a Big Sausage Pizza?

No?

Well how would you like this one delivered anyway? I recommend direct injection or we can beat around the bush first. Your choice.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - Big Sausage Pizza Deliveryman at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (Z+WmK)

796 Today there'll be hundreds of Facebook livestreams of people sitting in SBUXes without buying anything, trying to provoke reactions. When that's all edited down to 30 seconds, comedy gold!

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (mk9aG)

797 The younger generation, for the most part, are geographically illiterate. Drop them in the woods without GPS, well, you hear stories all the time of unfortunate hikers who met a bad end.

The Hoggs of the world will be in a world of hurt if this country ever sustains an EMP attack.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 30, 2018 04:28 AM (7T5tR)

I still get a road map every year from HOG, Harley Owners Group. I stick it in one of my saddlebags just in case I need it. I've never really had a problem getting anywhere in this country just by reading the road signs.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (IuYIh)

798 A new Starbucks opened today, try it you might like the new way you are welcomed.

I doubt it would be better then the young girl with Downs at my McD's that will ask you if you would like some more coffee.

Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 07:16 AM (8ikIW)

799 new Starbucks opened today, try it you might like the new way you are welcomed." I had the same thought. They'll probably get a lot of visitors, stunts and hoaxes today.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:05 AM (mk9aG)

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I'd be more surprised if they don't. They've already shown what they'll do, and there's big money in that.

I'm guessing the two "investors" are already out of court millionaires.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:16 AM (VgKNm)

800 I predicted a new show, possibly After Roseanne, would use the same cast and crew, while foisting every SJW platitude known to man on an unsuspecting public. Then I read an article in the Hollywood Reporter online of that very scenario.

We can make it bigger. Dumber. Woker (is that even a word? meh). More dependent upon the good will of the Ministry of Truth.

The Six Million dollar leftist Potemkin show

Posted by: History books scare me at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (GYX1g)

801
...attendees could bid to join Bill on a Clinton Foundation trip to the Caribbean


He'll show you the BEST pedo bars and FREE clinics (to clear up that stinging when you pee) where the staffs are discrete and accomodating.

Back on board ship, EVERYONE gets a chance to dine with the Captain, Billy "Krystal Meth" Kristol and his lovely sidekick, Yeggs "Deadbeat" McMuffin.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (NoLse)

802 >>>796 Today there'll be hundreds of Facebook livestreams of people sitting in SBUXes without buying anything, trying to provoke reactions. When that's all edited down to 30 seconds, comedy gold!
Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:15 AM (mk9aG)
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I'm trying to organize a fap in with Shep and Hogg.

We could do it at Starbucks, but anywhere public works.

Posted by: Anthony Weiner - butt naked at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (Z+WmK)

803 Have any of yesterday's SBUX training materials leaked yet? I want to point and laugh.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:17 AM (mk9aG)

804 Now if Starbucks would get rid of all those fancy names for coffee. I hate that high fluting sounding cups. Mack's corner store doesn't do that and the coffee is just as good!

Posted by: Colin at May 30, 2018 07:18 AM (Gf6ya)

805 John Meecham just said on Morning Joke that blacks didn't have the right to vote until 1965 as a slam on President Trump's claim that blacks have been voting for Democrats for 100 years

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I'm guessing he's thinking of the laws democrats put in place to make voting more difficult for blacks.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Black Americans used to vote Republican. The Southern Democrats...ie, Dixiecrats, developed all kinds of means to prevent them from voting. Black Americans/African Americans still voted up North.
But Meecham's comment will go unchallenged, because...so what? He could say the sky is green because of Trump, and thousands would re-tweet it.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 30, 2018 07:19 AM (S6Pax)

806 784 On the plus side, someone on our local Social Media website posted about opportunities to help fight Trumps disgraceful treatment of Immigrant children, and how to fight it.
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Trump's disgraceful treatment of "immigrant" children, as demonstrated by photos of caged [illegal alien] children during the Obama administration?

Curious how in the lefty outrage over those Obama photos (which they assumed were Trump photos), nobody mentioned the fact that it was Obama who put out the invitation to the third world to send their "unaccompanied" children across the U.S. border. All part of his attempt to "fundamentally transform" America by making it more "brown." It was Obama, and the kids' parents, who put them at risk. The ones in the "cages" were lucky. They'd been intercepted by the U.S. government, and were placed in air-conditioned buildings, fed, and looked after. Many others were not so lucky. They were raped, tortured, or killed by cartel members, or used as drug mules, on their dangerous trek into the U.S. so that their illegal alien mommy and daddy could use them as defense against deportation.

Posted by: Random commenter at May 30, 2018 07:20 AM (fqUgw)

807 John Meecham just said on Morning Joke that blacks didn't have the right
to vote until 1965 as a slam on President Trump's claim that blacks
have been voting for Democrats for 100 years.
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Well, John Meecham is a poorly educated dumb-shit who is ignorant of the history he thinks he is talking about. Having grown up in the south during the days it was a Democrat stronghold you would think he would equate the word "Republican" with increased freedom and inclusiveness, values he says he prefers and that history teaches him are Republican virtues, but either he doesn't understand the history or he's just such an ideological lefty that he thinks he can get away with lying on national TV.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Coffee-klatcher at May 30, 2018 07:20 AM (x0jsg)

808 "livestreams of people sitting in SBUXes without buying anything, trying to provoke reactions." Now that I think of it, there's probably plenty of university research projects gonna do that very thing. Probably already NSF grant money available for SBUX diversity experimentation.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:21 AM (mk9aG)

809
Oh, and Disney did this the same week they dug up Keef Olbermann for another try. Yeah, Disney cares about hateful speech.


Keffum stars in "Rubber Ducky Tales", featuring him in the bathtub, of course.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 30, 2018 07:22 AM (NoLse)

810 First!

Posted by: MAGA at May 30, 2018 07:25 AM (K/7cS)

811 I'm going to go lay down and catch some inside-the-eyelid fireworks. If you're into it, try the WalTussin. Stuff's LOUD.

Posted by: gp at May 30, 2018 07:26 AM (mk9aG)

812 Morning all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 30, 2018 07:26 AM (SjImc)

813 " people sitting in SBUXes without buying anything, trying to provoke reactions."

s the term "Starbucks Lottery Winner" becomes a part of the American Urban language.





Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 30, 2018 07:27 AM (EyPfd)

814 Black Americans used to vote Republican. The Southern Democrats...ie, Dixiecrats, developed all kinds of means to prevent them from voting. Black Americans/African Americans still voted up North.
But Meecham's comment will go unchallenged, because...so what? He could say the sky is green because of Trump, and thousands would re-tweet it.

What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at May 30, 2018 07:19 AM (S6Pax)

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It's fascinating to go look up when southern states elected their first Republican governors.

It's almost like schools don't teach history for some weird reason.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 30, 2018 07:31 AM (VgKNm)

815 JJ is NOOD

Posted by: Bruce at May 30, 2018 07:32 AM (8ikIW)

816 The Song "It's Raining Men" promotes hetronormative rape culture, fat shaming and opresses women of color!!!!

Posted by: SJW REEEEEpository of Grievances at May 30, 2018 07:36 AM (Z+WmK)

817 roll ov'r a tractor a daily occurrence in Schumers FARM...

Posted by: saf at May 30, 2018 04:48 PM (5IHGB)

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