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SJW NFL Proposes Compromise on Anthem Protests



Bake me a cake, bigots.

Actually that's not even an apt metaphor, because, being employees of the NFL, and the NFL in the business of putting on a show, the NFL has every right to tell its performers how to act for its show.

But the left wing is freaking out about this anyway.

You'll still have to bake them their cakes on demand, though.

Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change? I've been out for a while, so this doesn't really change anything for me.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM




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1 First?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 23, 2018 01:19 PM (xQfPr)

2 sigh

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:20 PM (bUjCl)

3 Queasy Flavored Time

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 01:20 PM (LNPd9)

4 Damn. RRead it. Rookie mistake.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2018 01:21 PM (vvwKl)

5 Now, I want some Cake Girl.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 01:21 PM (KNvSz)

6 So now the left wing c**ts will stay in the locker room.Good enough.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 01:21 PM (LiyEm)

7 damn. Now I don't have an excuse to ignore them more.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 01:21 PM (CPk08)

8 I count this as a win for Trump.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (hMwEB)

9 Not even September and the NFL is shooting itself in the foot.
Again.
I'll be stocking up on video games to get me through the winter.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (xqfqx)

10 Whats the NFL? I thought they were dead. They are to me.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (vvwKl)

11 what's a NFL?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (FZYNt)

12 Top ten!

Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (7PQBV)

13 It's a figleaf. The NFL's bad boys still hate America, we just won't see them showing it.

Posted by: w at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (vhrlk)

14 I didn't watch the NFL last season and I won't be watching this season either, so fuck you, NFL.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (7uYFy)

15 They're now giving money to left wing causes.

Posted by: MikeN at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (o/eHL)

16 But what everyone really wants to know is : Did they wank their crank to Markie Post?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (WDCYi)

17 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change?

Uh, no. Not I.

Posted by: DocJ at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (wzkM8)

18 Am I the only one stunned that some NFL joker on the sideline didn't do a quarter-turn, grab his kneeling teammate's helmet, and ear-fuck him? If only one guy had bothered to do that, the whole sham could've been offed quickly.

Posted by: Zod at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (Bdeb0)

19 NFL owners agreed to a new national anthem policy: Teams will be fined if players kneel on the field or sidelines, though players will be allowed to stay in the locker room if they choose.

I have a better idea: players will be allowed to stay in the ghetto, if they choose. Permanently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (lRwzc)

20 Nope.Do not care.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (xBSm0)

21 And Commie Capernick is still on the sidelines.

If it were up to me, those players who stay in the locker room would be on a blacklist, but that's just how I roll.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (ujg0T)

22 Fuck the NFL

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (czkHE)

23 If they stay in the locker room they should stay in for the whole game. Fuck them.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (vvwKl)

24 I gave up on the NFL long before this shit started.

Posted by: Vic We Have No Party at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (mpXpK)

25 17 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change?

Uh, no. Not I.
Posted by: DocJ at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (wzkM


Not a chance.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (lRwzc)

26 8 I count this as a win for Trump.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (hMwEB)

A "Win for Trump" would be Colin Krapperdick hanging from a lamp post.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (WDCYi)

27 I wonder if Trump will give this a thumbs up or a thumbs down when he tweets about it---which he will.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (7uYFy)

28 i dont think so. not until the present generation of Texans retires. they revealed their faces.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (XO+cO)

29 Come to the gym, trade your NFL hours for GAAAAAIIINNNNZZZZZ

Posted by: Broseidon at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (Y0byY)

30 16 But what everyone really wants to know is : Did they wank their crank to Markie Post?
Posted by: Hikaru

count the stars in the sky.

that +1

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (FZYNt)

31 I have a better idea: players will be allowed to stay in the ghetto, if they choose. Permanently.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (lRwzc)



With incarceration likely to follow.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (ujg0T)

32 I don't follow it enough to have my ban be worthwhile; if I'm at the bar and a game is on I'll watch it. That's all.

--------------

I wonder how much longer this will go on before these guys get bored with their latest "look at me" act? Okay, you've knelt for a season straight. Now what? Are you bored yet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (hLRSq)

33 Wait...I heard 15 yard penalties per player/incident.


Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (xqfqx)

34 "Anyone pussing out and staying in the locker room instead of running out on the field with the rest of the men spends a night in the box."

Posted by: Zod at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (Bdeb0)

35 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change?
---
Not unless the retroactively punish everyone who did it previously, and fire Goodell.

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (XQvuQ)

36 I still have muh Rockets. what a game last night

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (XO+cO)

37 Meh...if it doesn't have a home plate and three bases it isn't worth watching.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (neVEe)

38 Qualified Fling Teeth

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (LNPd9)

39 With incarceration likely to follow.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (ujg0T)
Incarceration, or burial.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (7uYFy)

40 In before the troll?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (pxOl8)

41 this is what I get for leaving the last thread to hunt for markie post in a bikini...

well top 40 time at least.

Posted by: Toddler at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (8D42x)

42 i kinda liked it when they kneeled - expedited NFL demise. Bring back kneeling !

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (bUjCl)

43 NFL? They still a 'thing'?

Posted by: Tami at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (Enq6K)

44 I might actually watch the NFL next season just to watch the resulting shit show.

The one thing you can count on the left is that they will be as uncompromising as you expect.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (UfMVm)

45 I wonder how much longer this will go on before these guys get bored with their latest "look at me" act? Okay, you've knelt for a season straight. Now what? Are you bored yet?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (hLRSq)



For the Left, "virtue signaling" never gets old, until the funds are cut off, that is.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (ujg0T)

46 I have a better idea: players will be allowed to stay in the ghetto, if they choose. Permanently.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (lRwzc)

Like it. They are blessed because of the US. Let them play in the Iranian League and see how that goes.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (vvwKl)

47 Get back to me when the NFL announces its diversity initiative that has a goal of achieving demographic parity with the population: 85% white.

Until then, pffft.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (lRwzc)

48 AND...more strict penalties for questionable tackles/blocks etc.
NFL is dead.

Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (xqfqx)

49 Screw these asshats. I stopped watching sports so long ago I have trouble remembering what caused it. Wait ... wait ... it was Little Bobby Costas, who just couldn't restrain himself from voicing his 'opinion' on political crap that had absolutely NOTHING to do with the particular event he was supposedly 'covering' ... screw him, his horse, his parents, his lineage, and every one of the antediluvian pedants who followed in his wake [sic].

The last good sportscaster was Bob Uecker ...

Posted by: Dr_No at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (imDUY)

50 Short version of this story - and the reason the left is so upset - TRUMP WINS!!!!

Remember when all of the Schmart Pipple said that Trump was an idiot to take on this fight, that he was going to lose, that he he should do the sensible thing and just ignore it like all of the Schmart Pipples were doing?

Yeah.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 01:25 PM (k1TUh)

51 39 With incarceration likely to follow.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (ujg0T)
Incarceration, or burial.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (7uYFy)



We could be charitable and extend an offer of repatriation?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (ujg0T)

52 Yeah, I lived without the NFL all last season. Not going back now. That's the problem with telling your customers to fuck off: they might.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (MM3j3)

53 Watched NFL football darn near religiously for 40+ years. Read/watched Draft articles and player profiles, pretty much everything except Fantasy FB.

Fuck 'em!

Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (oLa9K)

54 Meh...if it doesn't have a home plate and three bases it isn't worth watching.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (neVEe)

I'm surprised--and gratified--that MLB hasn't yet succumbed to this bullshit.
I wonder if the fact that only 8% of the players are African-American has something to d with it?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (7uYFy)

55 In an abundance of 'holy shit, that cost us a lot of money', the nfl has changed it's policy.

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (xBSm0)

56 Breaking News: NFL owners agreed to a new national anthem policy: Teams will be fined if players kneel on the field or sidelines, though players will be allowed to stay in the locker room if they choose.


Don't matter. I'm done with the NFL.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (GWDdA)

57 I'm in Schroedinger's Fan mode at the present.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (+lOpA)

58 Ace was right, Ellen Foley was on Night Court. I'd forgotten that.

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (yJ1e6)

59 I love seeing this because symbolic scalps are important.

We won, they lost, and professional sports in general is starting to be questioned.

Even taking politics out of the equation, I think professional sports in general are incredibly stupid. I'm a casual fan, but the people that build their lives around it and throw all sorts of money going to games, cable packages, jerseys, etc. are sort of pathetic in my opinion.

Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (lKmt3)

60 Fuck you, NFL.

I have a special edition NFL team themed vehicle. I'm painting it.....

Posted by: Sponge at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (Zz0t1)

61 Who?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (Dp6qK)

62 I am aware OF the NFL. I am not paying any attention to them beyond that.

I don't expect I ever will again.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (9chmE)

63 Quack Fruit Tinsel

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (LNPd9)

64 Fuck the NFL up the squeak hole with a pineapple! Those who choose to stay in the locker room until after the Anthem will be booed, as they should. I suggest that the NFL should have made it clear that ALL players WILL stand on the sidelines, helmet off and under left arm, right hand over heart. Failure to comply will result in fines of a minimum of $100,000 per occurrence. The team should be fined minimum $500,000 per player, per occurrence. This will put an end to the nonsense.
If the players want to protest something, they can do it on their own friggen time.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (JNTt1)

65 Fined schmined. I want the malefactors singled out and subjected to season-ending trebuchetings.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (RD7QR)

66 I think this is more of a shot across the bow of the NFLPA by the owners than anything. I heard Rush talking about this whilst out getting lunch and he mentioned the NFLPA said it was not consulted first. If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.

I agree that this seems like a reasonable compromise but apparently we don't do those any longer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

67 They're doing so much more wrong than just the kneeling.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (+lOpA)

68 Probably the best way to get these delicate buttercups to stop kneeling would be to have an invocation of prayer before the anthem. Watch them scramble.

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (J7XgW)

69 I have 5 large TV's and no one watches TV. We cut cable over a year ago. We are about to cut netflix. So occasional Amazon Prime and over the air stuff and occasional movies...

Posted by: lin-duh @ work at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (9iLHi)

70 41 this is what I get for leaving the last thread to hunt for markie post in a bikini...

well top 40 time at least.
Posted by: Toddler



Ooooooh. So close.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (GWDdA)

71 58 Ace was right, Ellen Foley was on Night Court. I'd forgotten that.
Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 01:27 PM (yJ1e6)


Voice of "Girl" on Meatloaf's "Paradise by the Dashboard Light."

Karla Devito, aka Mrs. Robby Benson, did the number on tour.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (VM6ev)

72 37 Meh...if it doesn't have a home plate and three bases it isn't worth watching.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (neVEe)


This.

If the NFL's pathetic floundering has the effect of revitalizing MLB, it'll be a blessing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (lRwzc)

73 Haven't watched a game in years. This changes nothing.

Posted by: Derptastic at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (DB16e)

74 well, missed the top 40 by *that* much.

And having read the content, no, I will not be going back to the NFL. sure it helps the Bears suck out loud, but after having a fall full of sunday afternoons to do things I found I enjoy, I'd rather not go back to that.

Plus it's only a 3 month break for hockey season...

Posted by: Toddler at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (8D42x)

75 The NFL's death would be a lot more satisfying if it wasn't the Left's goal to kill it in the first place.

Hey, NFL! We hate you! Now let us take you over so we can ruin you!

OKAY! SURELY THIS WILL MAKE US VALUABLE WASHINGTON DC INSIDE CONNECTIONS!

Oh well, such is life.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (WDCYi)

76 Mr. Plinkett never did get to watch his Night Court tape.

Posted by: eleven at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (+lOpA)

77 Not going back, but more because of the constant injuries and general smugness of the whole enterprise.

Posted by: Dude at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (RYASC)

78 Short version of this story - and the reason the left is so upset - TRUMP WINS!!!!



Remember when all of the Schmart Pipple said that Trump was an idiot
to take on this fight, that he was going to lose, that he he should do
the sensible thing and just ignore it like all of the Schmart Pipples
were doing?



Yeah.
---
Something like "Trump threw them a life preserver"?

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (XQvuQ)

79 Not long after the Meat Loaf thing, Ellen Foley dated Mick Jones of The Clash, which always seemed an odd pairing.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (pxOl8)

80 If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.

I agree that this seems like a reasonable compromise but apparently we don't do those any longer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

A player's strike on the horizon? Oh noes!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (Dp6qK)

81 If they had moved to keep all players in the locker rooms and have honor guards for the anthem starting two seasons ago when the kneeling BS started that might have kept me viewing them sporadically. This is too little too late, and I will not be surprised if some owners announce they are bearing the fines to support their players' rights to free speech. If they find a way to project some love of country and that news filters to me I might watch again.

Posted by: PaleRider, simply irredeemable at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (84F5k)

82 Yahoo must run a story a week about Crapperdick not being picked up by any team. Because what will help the NFL is more Crapperdick

Posted by: TheQuietMan at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (OLCnA)

83 The NFL is still pretty sexist, you know.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (CPk08)

84 26 8 I count this as a win for Trump.
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (hMwEB)

A "Win for Trump" would be Colin Krapperdick hanging from a lamp post."

No, that would inspire a desire for an equal and opposite reaction. Trump, amazingly, seems to understand what truly Winning means. In this case, Real Winning means that Krapperdick is a totally forgotten name, and forgotten meme, abandoned by all because he was such a failure. Winning means that 20 years from now, Krapperdick will be sitting on a curb outside a liquor store drinking a bottle of Mad Dog and no one walking by will even know who he is, or remember that he was once in the spotlight. That's what True Victory is.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (k1TUh)

85 I wonder if Trump will give this a thumbs up or a thumbs down when he tweets about it---which he will.
Posted by: JoeF.


Tweet: A nice start. it's funny that for an organization that reveres swiftness, they're awfully slow on this!

Posted by: Donny Two scoops at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (L3rL9)

86 >>>33 Wait...I heard 15 yard penalties per player/incident.


I saw an article on SBNation (which is the leftwing source I was thinking of when I spoke of them freaking out) that said that had been an earlier proposed penalty, but it was not adopted.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (8rNrN)

87 Anyone who goes back to watching gets a bullet in the head.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (4ErVI)

88 Not long after the Meat Loaf thing, Ellen Foley dated Mick Jones of The Clash, which always seemed an odd pairing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (pxOl

The she dated Mick Jones of Foreigner....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (7uYFy)

89 Heh. Things must have really been getting desperate for them do have done this. So the bottom line does matter after all.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (/qEW2)

90 Can they still give the black power salute? These clowns will find a way to show how down with the cause they are.

Posted by: Lane B at May 23, 2018 01:30 PM (YvbLL)

91 Did they ever investigate the Raiders O-Line for letting their QB get sacked time after time?

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (dKiJG)

92 Roger "I...um...was just wondering...if the ratings stay where they are, or drop a bit more, what do you think your bid would be for the next NFL TV contract?"

Network President "I'm going to write a number on this piece of paper. This is not a firm offer, you understand."

Roger, reading the paper. "Huh...well, that's a surprise! Please send me the bill for the carpet. I apologize, I haven't had an...accident like that since I was kindergarten."

Posted by: JB1000 at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (16OL0)

93 They lost me for good well before the kneeling began.
I lost interest after being lectured about guns and racial slurs by Bob Costas. The MSM cheerleading for Michael Sam just for being gay was also part of it. The kneeling was just the nail in the coffin.

Posted by: Chase at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (RbV5J)

94 The first time the NFL levies a fine, the NFLPA will sue until the NFL caves. This is a stunt because of their ratings taking such a hit. They'd make their stadiums' flagpoles taller and fly larger American flags if they thought it would help.
Not going back.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (RbiA9)

95 Thin skins are not allowed in the hallowed halls of pumped iron. Turn away from the SJWs and their NFL wussies.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (Y0byY)

96 If the NFL's pathetic floundering has the effect of revitalizing MLB, it'll be a blessing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (lRwzc)

You'll be hearing from my attorneys. Their real sharks.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (Dp6qK)

97 In before the troll?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (pxOl
++++
Nothing like living in your head rent free, But it is roomey

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (y3aQB)

98 I think this is more of a shot across the bow of the NFLPA by the owners than anything. I heard Rush talking about this whilst out getting lunch and he mentioned the NFLPA said it was not consulted first. If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)


Why bow down to the players? For every player there are a thousand guys who'd give their lives for a chance to play in the NFL. The play might not be quite as good, but then college football is not quite as good either, and it is, if anything, more entertaining.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (lRwzc)

99 "Get those brokers back in here! Turn those machines back on!"

Posted by: Octopussy at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (1Sc7o)

100 Meh...if it doesn't have a home plate and three bases it isn't worth watching.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 23, 2018 01:24 PM (neVEe)



I'm surprised--and gratified--that MLB hasn't yet succumbed to this bullshit.

I wonder if the fact that only 8% of the players are African-American has something to d with it?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:26 PM (7uYFy)


I think Manfred is a master at public relations. I don't mean that to be viewed as a good thing. He's great at it. I think the game itself though, continues its downward spiral into schlock and short-attention span wizbang entertainment.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (9chmE)

101 Let's play another game. A leftie game.

It's called "Move the Goalpost."

Now that we have you asswipes on your back heel, we have more demands.

Fire Ben Rapelisberger.

Remove Ray "Double-Murderer" Lewis' statue from Baltimore.

Then, we'll see where the goalpost goes next.

We'll think of something, and, BTW, nothing will ever satisfy us and we're going to ruin your league.

Like the New Rules, yet?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (UiRxW)

102 88 Not long after the Meat Loaf thing, Ellen Foley dated Mick Jones of The Clash, which always seemed an odd pairing.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (pxOl

The she dated Mick Jones of Foreigner....
Posted by: JoeF.

but originally had a 3sum with Mick Jagger and Brian Jones of the Stones

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (FZYNt)

103 If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.

I run NFL town. The numbers suck.

Posted by: The accountants at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (L3rL9)

104
I'll just raise a black glove instead while I stand.

Posted by: Some pretend olympian at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (r+sAi)

105 Wont change much for me. I had stopped watching except for Thanksgiving and the Superbowl years ago.

Rule changes replay time outs the game was fun to play but became boring to watch.

With the BS of the past few years I stopped watching at all and in doing so found out Sunday afternoon is excellent range time.

Posted by: Big V at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (ZvLtE)

106 Karla Devito, aka Mrs. Robby Benson, did the number on tour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2018 01:28

Thanks for that JJ. Couldn't think of her name and that was bugging me.
I later yrs it was often Patti Russo, who did a great job.

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (yJ1e6)

107 You'll be hearing from my attorneys. Their real sharks.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (Dp6qK)


I said it just for the halibut, not on porpoise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (lRwzc)

108 yes, they will find another way to beclown themselves. fine with me.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (bUjCl)

109 No NFL. Some college ball, lots of MLB, also minor league stuff (Everett Aquasocks) and, and, AND - curling. Tough sport, back-wrenching agony, tough to accomplish anything worthwhile without lots of practice, kind of like golf on ice.

Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (CeJUf)

110 Ellen Foley did JFK with a headshot from the railroad siding near the Grassy Knoll.

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (8rNrN)

111 I think this is more of a shot across the bow of the NFLPA by the owners than anything. I heard Rush talking about this whilst out getting lunch and he mentioned the NFLPA said it was not consulted first. If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.

I agree that this seems like a reasonable compromise but apparently we don't do those any longer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

The NFL said in effect that you can kneel all you want--as long as you do it in the locker room. But what fun is virtue-signalling if no one gets the signal?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (7uYFy)

112 Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (UiRxW)

*applause*

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (hMwEB)

113 Also former life long Packer fan, but eff Aaron Rodgers and whoever the asshat CEO of the team is for their capitulations too. GTFO.

Posted by: Dude at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (RYASC)

114 Too late. It isn't about stopping Ragnarok. Not anymore. It's about causing Ragnarok.

Posted by: Ed Snyder at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (uqoV6)

115 Haven't watch for the last 2 seasons. Changes nothing. Can't un-burn all the NFL crap I put into my firepit.

Posted by: Jason at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (uYpPl)

116 Ellen Foley is Brian Denehy's stunt double. (She wears a lot of protective padding.)

Posted by: ace at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (8rNrN)

117 Sounds like ol' Ellen really got around.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (pxOl8)

118 Do any NFL teams need a shower assistant? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Michael Sam at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (YvbLL)

119 #winning

Posted by: muckrack at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (RbR1e)

120 And they thought that the NFL would rule for a thousand years.

Amusing how quickly it is collapsing.


Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (ii30j)

121

Take a knee for the anthem?
How about take an ejection plus a fine?
Quit fucking around.

Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (S/hVx)

122 Did this come with an apology for letting it go on for so long? I don't really care about football, but I would like an apology to the fans for letting these jerks get away with their disrespect for so long.

Posted by: bluebell at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (oMtOd)

123 Too late. It isn't about stopping Ragnarok. Not anymore. It's about causing Ragnarok.

==

I like it when we get philosophical

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (bUjCl)

124
I'll be stocking up on video games to get me through the winter.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (xqfqx)


I was going to start in September but I'll bump it up a bit because

Yakuza Kiwami 2 - 8.28.18
Spiderman - 9.7.18
Shadow of the Tomb Raider - 9.14.18
Spyro Reignited Trilogy - 9.21.18
COD: Black Ops 4 - 10.12.18

Then there's the big one
Red Dead Redemption 2 - 10.26.18

Oh and there's Epic putting up $100 million (no that's not a typo) in prize pools for Fortnite competitive esports leagues.

Git gud.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

125 If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.



I agree that this seems like a reasonable compromise but apparently we don't do those any longer.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)



A player's strike on the horizon? Oh noes!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (Dp6qK)


Oh, come on. Who here wouldn't love to see the NFL players go on strike for a year or two in defense of their free speech rights. I wholeheartedly endorse and will fully support (in a passive, not paying attention sort of way) this plan.

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (XQvuQ)

126 I said it just for the halibut, not on porpoise.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (lRwzc)

Those basstards!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (Dp6qK)

127 They're now giving money to left wing causes.
Posted by: MikeN at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (o/eHL)


There was some weird, complex stuff about this several months ago. There was a coalition of black players trying to pressure the owners into donating to an umbrella group of causes presided over by an organization run by Van Jones.

Then it turned out that the owners were cutting donations to other causes they had supported (like breast cancer research) in order to fund this. That caused a schism in the black coalition with some agreeing, and others accusing them on making secret deals with the owners and not requiring them to continue to support their existing causes while donating to Van Jones. I'm not sure how that turned out or if it had any effect on this current policy.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (/qEW2)

128 This is quite the PR win for Trump.

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (a0IVu)

129 120 And they thought that the NFL would rule for a thousand years.

Amusing how quickly it is collapsing.


Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (ii30j)


They invited the Body Snatcher into their house, and now it has destroyed them, just like it was born to do.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (WDCYi)

130
Teams will be fined if players kneel on the field or sidelines.


If you make me look bad I'll impose a fine on myself. Don't test me on this one because I'll do it!!

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (10vO4)

131 33 Wait...I heard 15 yard penalties per player/incident.

How about this? The team plays the game shorthanded by the number of aholes involved. You want to field six guys against 11 on the other side? OK.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (lRwzc)

132 Doesn't change anything for me. They burned that bridge and they aren't rebuilding it. I have been split on the whole thing. I agree that they have a right to peaceably protest. They are private citizens, not military. But I also do not approve of it and think the NFL has the right to stop them from doing any protests in their workplace. The NFL let it go on for two years and got in bed with the SJWs. As we all know, that is a Faustian bargain. They will not extricate themselves from the SJWs now. Its over and I am done with them.

Posted by: brian448 at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (0PClY)

133 Karla Devito, aka Mrs. Robby Benson, did the number on tour.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 23, 2018 01:28

Thanks for that JJ. Couldn't think of her name and that was bugging me.
I later yrs it was often Patti Russo, who did a great job.
Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 01:32 PM (yJ1e6)

Is Meatloaf contractually obligated to use an Italian-American singer when performing "Paradise By the Dashboard Light?"
And, btw, who does the Phil Rizzuto part these days?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (7uYFy)

134 123. Yep.
Order of priorities:
Domestic purge
Helicopter rides
Trebuchet deportations
Thotterdammerung
Day of the Rake

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (fA1SL)

135 Roger "I...um...was just wondering...if the ratings
stay where they are, or drop a bit more, what do you think your bid
would be for the next NFL TV contract?"



Network President "I'm going to write a number on this piece of paper. This is not a firm offer, you understand."



Roger, reading the paper. "Huh...well, that's a surprise! Please
send me the bill for the carpet. I apologize, I haven't had
an...accident like that since I was kindergarten."

Posted by: JB1000 at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (16OL0)


Or...
Roger (reading the paper): Oh! That seems fair... more than fair, really!!
Network Prez: No, you misunderstand. That's not an offer. That's the settlement amount we'll be seeking in court from you, for breach of contract. See you in court.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (9chmE)

136 Too late. It isn't about stopping Ragnarok. Not anymore. It's about causing Ragnarok.

==

I like it when we get philosophical
Posted by: runner


When do we get physical?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (GWDdA)

137 Next up: they'll broadcast games from the Prison League. See if anyone notices the difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (lRwzc)

138 Jason Whitlock was on Varney and his suggestion was 'if a player kneels on the field during the anthem, he does not play' - but he did not think the owners had the courage to go that far.

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (a0IVu)

139 80 If true, this is the owners saying yeah we run the league, not the players and that is a very nasty fight indeed.

I agree that this seems like a reasonable compromise but apparently we don't do those any longer.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (mf5HN)

A player's strike on the horizon? Oh noes!
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:29 PM (Dp6qK)

Yeah, that worked out so well in the '80s. Oh, the Golden Goose is wounded? We'd better use leeches and bleeding! That'll fix things!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

140 Not going to make a damn to me.

The kneeling was the final symptom of the internal rot.

This would be like going back to the $5 hoe because she found a way to make her infected gash not stink.

Still infected...

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (af5xa)

141 I'd rather watch a cricket match.

Posted by: Sachin Tendulkar at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (LilNs)

142 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change? I've been out for a while, so this doesn't really change anything for me.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM


I've been out since 1980 so no change for me.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (kUmUV)

143 137
Next up: they'll broadcast games from the Prison League. See if anyone notices the difference.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (lRwzc)
Steelers can wear their throwback uniforms!

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (a0IVu)

144 Curling. Women's curling.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (pxOl8)

145 I don't think though the NFL ever comes to where it was like 5 years ago. It's not all politics, it's a lot of cord cutting and Fantasy Football just doesn't have as wide appeal.

The way the player and owners conducted themselves really did alienate a large swath of the population. Most sports fans are white, them seeing a large amount of blacks essentially wipe their ass on the American flag did not do anyone any favors, especially when you're then asking these fans for $500 for shitty seats to a game.

Plus, as corporate America has gone SJW, the owners have let the players show their thug colors and outside of a real urban audience, it just doesn't sell.

Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (lKmt3)

146 Those basstards!
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (Dp6qK)


Yeah! We mustn't CODdle them!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (lRwzc)

147 140 Not going to make a damn to me.

The kneeling was the final symptom of the internal rot.

This would be like going back to the $5 hoe because she found a way to make her infected gash not stink.

Still infected...
Posted by: TSgt Ci

prove it

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (FZYNt)

148 The NFL players can kneel all they want in the locker room and suck each other's cocks for all I care.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (7uYFy)

149 Aren't there only like 2-3 weeks of NFL that aren't concurrent with the NHL schedule?

When you add in MLB Playoffs...

Who Cares?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (KNvSz)

150 Fuck the NFL up the squeak hole with a pineapple!
======

Well, hello there....

Posted by: Shep! at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

151 Soon, I will convince my priests, gym managers, to turn their TVs to more acceptable sports channels instead of the corrupted ESPN.

Posted by: Broseidon at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (Y0byY)

152 144 Curling. Women's curling.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat?

but make them wear shortie shorts

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (FZYNt)

153 Greatest act of corporate suicide in history.

Starbucks and McDonald's soon to follow.

Posted by: anon2 at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (v6UKb)

154 124 120 And they thought that the NFL would rule for a thousand years.

Amusing how quickly it is collapsing.


Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (ii30j)


Whither BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle?
Whither New Gundam Breaker?
Whither Shining Resonance Refrain?
Whither Valkyria Chronicles 4?

U Japanesin' : BAD.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (WDCYi)

155 The NFL players can kneel all they want in the locker room and suck each other's cocks for all I care.....
==========

Yeah!

Posted by: Michael Sam at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (vg8iE)

156 Plus, as corporate America has gone SJW, the owners have let the players show their thug colors and outside of a real urban audience, it just doesn't sell.
Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (lKmt3)


Yep. This is the part I don't get: why kowtow to the players? The average NFL career is three years. They're here today, gone tomorrow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (lRwzc)

157 And they thought that the NFL would rule for a thousand years.



Amusing how quickly it is collapsing.





Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (ii30j)


Stan Kronky, carving his statue he intended to stand outside his 4 beeeellion dollar stadium, has the words that read "Look upon these works and despair."

Posted by: BurtTC at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (9chmE)

158 There was some weird, complex stuff about this several months ago. There was a coalition of black players trying to pressure the owners into donating to an umbrella group of causes presided over by an organization run by Van Jones.

Then it turned out that the owners were cutting donations to other causes they had supported (like breast cancer research) in order to fund this. That caused a schism in the black coalition with some agreeing, and others accusing them on making secret deals with the owners and not requiring them to continue to support their existing causes while donating to Van Jones. I'm not sure how that turned out or if it had any effect on this current policy.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (/qEW2)



Any list of names for the Van Jones moles? Blacklisting, deportation, repatriation.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (ujg0T)

159 Something had to set this off, otherwise, why let it fester for so long. I wonder if the owners are starting to see a lack of season ticket holders not renewing, or something along those lines.

Posted by: Chase at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (RbV5J)

160 Wait...I heard 15 yard penalties per player/incident.





I saw an article on SBNation (which is the leftwing source I was
thinking of when I spoke of them freaking out) that said that had been
an earlier proposed penalty, but it was not adopted.
---
How would that even work?

Do you get them on consecutive plays to start the game? Every time you get a first down? Applied to the side of the ball (offense/defense/special teams) of the player who acted out? Are they offsetting if both teams acted out?

Posted by: Methos at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (XQvuQ)

161 ack.

That was supposed to be a response to ATC.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (WDCYi)

162 I've got a compromise. I'll start watching again, when the NFL...

Actually, I got nothing.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (toi7g)

163 The NFL will never recover from the last 2 seasons. Ratings and money may continue to increase in the short term, but they have hit their ceiling and will have a revenue decline at some point.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (wGbBR)

164 Too late. It isn't about stopping Ragnarok. Not anymore. It's about causing Ragnarok.

==

I like it when we get philosophical
Posted by: runner


When do we get physical?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 01:35 PM (GWDdA)

ONJ fanboi ? I knew it !

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (bUjCl)

165 And to think someone shelled out $2.2 Billion for the Carolina Panthers

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (jxbfJ)

166 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change? I've been out for a while, so this doesn't really change anything for me.

I didn't watch a single minute of the NFL last year, and I didn't miss it. I can't even tell you who won the Superbowl. So no. They will have to entice me back, not just promise to mostly not piss in my face, mostly.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

167 Big Ole Bag of Dick's - NFL. Some assembly required.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (jsWA8)

168 and...Curling Cheerleaders! For the women curlers. But the cheerleaders are chicks too.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (pxOl8)

169
I think it better that any player gets pesos instead of dollars as pay on a 1 for 1 basis. They wouldn't want to accept American dollars because those are racist anyway.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

170 AND - curling. Tough sport, back-wrenching agony, tough to accomplish anything worthwhile without lots of practice, kind of like golf on ice.
Posted by: Skookumchuk at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (CeJUf)


I legit love curling. For those seeking a non-Olympic year curling fix, NBCSN shows curling quite frequently.

*trudges back to work*

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (mf5HN)

171 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.

Presumably, until this ridiculous ruling is overturned by a higher court, this means NO elected official may block someone on twitter. Which a lot have, particularly the radical left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

172 161 ack.

That was supposed to be a response to ATC.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (WDCYi)

Went over her head?


I'll show myself out.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (Dp6qK)

173 And, btw, who does the Phil Rizzuto part these days?
Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:35

That's a recording playing of the Rizzuto part on tours.
BTW, just checked w/ J, I was right we did see Ellen sing in NYC a few yrs back at some small bar.

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (yJ1e6)

174 Plus, as corporate America has gone SJW, the owners have let the players show their thug colors and outside of a real urban audience, it just doesn't sell.
Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:37 PM (lKmt3)


The other thing is that the "urban" audience is largely broke, not exactly the demographic advertisers want.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (lRwzc)

175 No. It's like eating/drinking something that is spoiled. You lose the taste for it. Kiss my ass NFL....you broke it.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (oiNtH)

176 Good opportunity for baseball and hockey to capitailize.
Oh, and the return of the XFL haha

Posted by: brak at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (WjCgM)

177 I legit love curling.

Me too, it's addictive.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (pxOl8)

178 The left will still complain until a sufficient bribe is paid and Maxine Waters is named Commissioner for Life.

Posted by: Mallamutt at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (9wydR)

179 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.

Trump should block the judge.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:41 PM (lRwzc)

180 Queen Floor Thump

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 01:41 PM (LNPd9)

181 curling...

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:41 PM (bUjCl)

182 Also, I wonder if the NFL is still smiling about the killer court win they had over Trump back in the day.

They really showed him, didn't they?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:41 PM (UiRxW)

183 And I agree, this is too little, too late. The time to do this was the first year when Kopernickle was grandstanding in an attempt to make himself unfirable.

BUt they blew it. Then they blew it for another whole season to boot. Too late. The people who left the NFL found other, more interesting and fun things to do with that FOUR HOUR block of time three times a week.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:41 PM (39g3+)

184 I didn't watch a single minute of the NFL last year, and I didn't miss it. I can't even tell you who won the Superbowl. So no. They will have to entice me back, not just promise to mostly not piss in my face, mostly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (yQpMk)


This.

I don't even know who played in it. And don't care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (lRwzc)

185
I think I ended up watching 3 games last year including the superbowl. It will probably be only the superbowl this year because of a family tradition.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (r+sAi)

186 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.
=========

If they send him letters, is he allowed to throw them away, unopened?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (vg8iE)

187 Never going back.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (T71PA)

188 171
Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.



Presumably, until this ridiculous ruling is overturned by a higher
court, this means NO elected official may block someone on twitter.
Which a lot have, particularly the radical left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

But what if putin!!

Posted by: muckrack at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (RbR1e)

189 I didn't watch a single minute of the NFL last year, and I didn't miss it. I can't even tell you who won the Superbowl. So no. They will have to entice me back, not just promise to mostly not piss in my face, mostly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

Most people enjoyed watching the NFL until they realized they were cheering for a bunch of hood rats with bad attitudes; then the spell was broken. It's kind of like enjoying a Grateful Dead concert until you run out of weed.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (7uYFy)

190 Nope.

NFL is losing googobs of money, and they're desperate.

Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (hLB6Q)

191 I legit love curling. For those seeking a non-Olympic year curling fix, NBCSN shows curling quite frequently.

*trudges back to work*
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around


As well you should! Women getting busy with brooms, it does a heart good to see this.


I suddenly feeling this urge to run for my life.

Posted by: $5 says that he dies screaming at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (L3rL9)

192 this is when we get into "sport" /"not a sport" discussion

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (bUjCl)

193 176 Good opportunity for baseball and hockey to capitailize.
Oh, and the return of the XFL haha
Posted by: brak at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (WjCgM)

XFL's already dead in the water.

Ebersol's kid started up the AAFL (which already has coaches and financial backing in place) just to cut Vince McMahon off because McMahon is a friend of Trump.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (WDCYi)

194 Like it. They are blessed because of the US. Let them play in the Iranian League and see how that goes.
_____________________

I'd rather let them play in the countries of their ancestors, countries like Congo, Zaire, Angola, Nigeria, Cameroon, Senegal, Ghana, etc.

How much money do you think they'd make in those leagues? What kind of mac-mansions could they build to live in there? How many car dealerships or restaurants could they invest in there?

All these "protesters" should be forced to live for at least 5 years in the land they would be living in had their ancestors not been brought here. Maybe then they'd appreciate just how incredibly stupid they are to complain about how awful and raaaaaacist the U.S. is, and how bad they have it here.

And when they come back, which they all will, they should be forced to study the government crime statistics that prove that all the bullshit they've been fed -- and gullibly accepted as absolute truth -- about how raaaaaacist the U.S. is, is total MSM-created crap. And if they can't pass the quiz on the material at the end of their study period, then they have to go back to Angola, Ghana, Senegal, whatever, and remain there permanently.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (fqUgw)

195 Trump should block the judge.

He really should and continue to ignore the ruling because its asinine but... Twitter I'm sure, will reverse all his blocks. Because its the law now that a JUDGE has spoken!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (39g3+)

196 I think it better that any player gets pesos instead of dollars as pay on a 1 for 1 basis. They wouldn't want to accept American dollars because those are racist anyway.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (r+sAi)


Give them their salary in Zimbabwean dollars. At parity with the US dollar.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (lRwzc)

197 171
Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.



Presumably, until this ridiculous ruling is overturned by a higher
court, this means NO elected official may block someone on twitter.
Which a lot have, particularly the radical left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

But twitter has the right to ban people?

Posted by: muckrack at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (RbR1e)

198 Don't let them hide their hate in the locker room.

Posted by: CJW at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (5NMZN)

199 Yep ,the NFL which enforces the most frivolous rules about dress code allowed this to continue and killed the league.One suspension without pay at the beginning and it would have been over.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (LiyEm)

200 Yep. This is the part I don't get: why kowtow to the players? The average NFL career is three years. They're here today, gone tomorrow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

__________

It is a strange dynamic, I would say 99.999% of it is race and a white owner doesn't want to be called a bigot. That weapon is so incredibly powerful and black America constantly uses it and it usually works.

But these players would hold up a Confederate flag if it was the difference between them playing professional sports or not.

You can certainly make them stand up like an adult during the national anthem.

Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (lKmt3)

201 The only football I'm interested in is Uma Thurman's feet on my balls.

Posted by: Quentin Tarantino at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (/qEW2)

202 Remember the USFL? Is it time to actually start it up again, as a league for real patriots?

Since the Left has killed the NFL and is wearing its skin....

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (ujg0T)

203 There are thousands of sad, stunted little shut-ins like Jharles Chonson who live to Tweet their hate at Trump all day long and got butthurt when whoever runs the Twitter feed blocked them.

Funniest part is that they seem to think the POTUS himself actually sits there and reads through all their drivel.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (pxOl8)

204 Trump's Twitter account is his own. not the White House's. not even his campaign's. this judge is totally wrong and needs to be arrested for attempting a coup

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (XO+cO)

205 41 this is what I get for leaving the last thread to hunt for markie post in a bikini...

well top 40 time at least.
Posted by: Toddler

Ooooooh. So close.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 01:28 PM (GWDdA)


Story of my life...

Posted by: Toddler at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (8D42x)

206 194 Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (fqUgw)

Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)

207 LOL, but still dead to me.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (xJrIn)

208 197 171
Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.



Presumably, until this ridiculous ruling is overturned by a higher
court, this means NO elected official may block someone on twitter.
Which a lot have, particularly the radical left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

But twitter has the right to ban people?

Posted by: muckrack at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (RbR1e)

I smell an unintended consequence in the works.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (Dp6qK)

209 Start up a new league in the Congo for the kneelers; call it the Ebola league.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (bML9A)

210
I actually go curling. Beer drinking and then walking on ice for the win.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (r+sAi)

211 What the anti-American protesters don't understand (or worse, they DO understand) is that the National Anthem isn't about what the country has been, it's about what the country can be.

They "want us to fail."

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (953wK)

212 328
321 is this the real Dr Krang or is it a moron joking about Krang's
tiresome pseudomedical posting style? if the latter, he's brilliant.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 01:14 PM (XO+cO)



Clearly you've failed to understand the very clearly feminine nature
of Trump's trysts, which are obviously the feminine manifestation of a
feminine nature and totally not anything to do with the testosterone
that I so desperately lack and desire, and IT'S NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Klang at May 23, 2018 01:16 PM (RD7QR)


From the last thread:
Dr. Klang is like Obama's basketball nickname, right?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (ymnmz)

213 I used to watch as many games as I could. Had the Sunday ticket for 10 years and loved it. Then around 2010 with all of the stupid penalties for hard hits and general pussification of the NFL I began to lose interest.

The BS with the national anthem pushed me over the edge. Still follow the Steelers but that is it. Won't pay for anything and I stream games that are not on here. Goodell is a clown and they've ruined football.

Posted by: Timon at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (NTM5E)

214 Judge rules PDT can't block Twitter followers

-
I guess that's from the freedom to twat clause.

Posted by: Dido at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (7bdz/)

215 I don't know who is in the basketball finals. I don't care. I don't remember who was in the superbowl last year, or the year before. I don't care. I may not have even ever learned. I've never liked either sport all that much but their behavior lately has made me hostile toward both.

Most sports are suffering losses in viewers and attendance though. Even NASCAR is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (39g3+)

216 'Remember the USFL? Is it time to actually start it up again'

That would be the ultimate Trump revenge.

Posted by: anon2 at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (v6UKb)

217 A modest proposal: require each prospective player to solve a problem in elementary calculus. If he can't, sorry, try again next week with a different problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (lRwzc)

218 I don't think that Trump reads anyone twitter replies anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (yQpMk)

219 *flamethrows flounderbot*

Whither BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle?
Whither New Gundam Breaker?
Whither Shining Resonance Refrain?
Whither Valkyria Chronicles 4?

U Japanesin' : BAD.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (WDCYi)


Not so much that as I was going for late summer/early fall releases

BlazBlue is 5.31.18
New Gundam Breaker is 6.22.18
Shining Resonance Refrain is 7.12.18

I'll believe the Valkyria Chronicles 4 release date when I have my copy in my hands. It's now "Fall 2018". Uh huh.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (mf5HN)

220 I suddenly feeling this urge to run for my life.
Posted by: $5 says that he dies screaming at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM


You can run, but you'll only die tired.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (ctuyM)

221 If Obama were a character on MASH he'd be Klanger.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (ymnmz)

222 If they send him letters, is he allowed to throw them away, unopened?
____________________

No, he must personally answer each letter, in his own handwriting, and each response must also include a personal check from Trump, as reparations for his raaaaaaacism!!!

That is my ruling, and it is enforceable in every state in the union! I am the law!!!

Posted by: Hawaii judge at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (fqUgw)

223 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.



Presumably, until this ridiculous ruling is overturned by a higher
court, this means NO elected official may block someone on twitter.
Which a lot have, particularly the radical left.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:39 PM (39g3+)

But twitter has the right to ban people?

Posted by: muckrack at May 23, 2018 01:43 PM (RbR1e)

I smell an unintended consequence in the works.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (Dp6qK)


Trump's lawyers are I'm sure even now combing through Twitter's Terms of Service.

This won't end well. For Twitter.

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (953wK)

224 A modest proposal: require each prospective player to solve a problem in elementary calculus.


That's what they can do instead of a coin toss.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)

225 Trump also must watch all ads in their entirety and answer all calls from telemarketers.
Judge Ruler of the Universe

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (LiyEm)

226
Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.


I demand you turn that Twitter back on

Posted by: Judge Mortimer Duke at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (10vO4)

227 But twitter has the right to ban people?
Posted by: muckrack

I smell an unintended consequence in the works.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry

My guess is that the ruling was built around him being a public elected official who has no right to deny access to him on any platform.

Which is bullcrap of course, I can't just walk into the White House and shoot the sh*t with the president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (39g3+)

228 to be fair, I more than made up for the four hours of not watching the NFL in all the time spent watching the Astros.

*totally worth it

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (XO+cO)

229 A modest proposal: require each prospective player
to solve a problem in elementary calculus. If he can't, sorry, try again
next week with a different problem.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM


That would be mathist.

How about a quadratic equation as a compromise?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (ctuyM)

230 I suddenly feeling this urge to run for my life.

Posted by: $5 says that he dies screaming and tired at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM


FIFY.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (p+Wdc)

231 Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)


I gotta admit, it's a pretty stupid angle on the whole thing.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (CPk08)

232 Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)



I certainly don't want that, but there do seem to be a large number of Van Jones types, and their departure, nay their expulsion, would thrill me.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (ujg0T)

233 Too little, too late. Bitches.

Posted by: DanInMN at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (h5ffp)

234 Judge rules PDT can't block Twitter followers


---


they are making a First Amendment Argument . LOL. They want TRump to stop altogether. another LOL.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (bUjCl)

235 224 A modest proposal: require each prospective player to solve a problem in elementary calculus.


That's what they can do instead of a coin toss.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (yQpMk)


Within 2 years the entire league is made up of Han Chinese.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (WDCYi)

236 https://tinyurl.com/z3u4khr

Posted by: Federal Judges at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (UiRxW)

237 I don't think that Trump reads anyone twitter replies anyway.

I don't believe many celebs do (or the people running their accounts, as the case may be). I think they just post their genius pontification and then move on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

238 Trump's lawyers are I'm sure even now combing through Twitter's Terms of Service.

This won't end well. For Twitter.

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (953wK)

I was thinking more of an injunction forcing twitter to allow accounts of banned individuals who want to follow their POTUS.

Posted by: smoldering flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (Dp6qK)

239

As if the players will stop.

It'll just be the teams getting fined.

Roger is not that bright.

Posted by: simplemind at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (liOer)

240 So is the Lingerie Football League into kneeling? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: cornbred at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (xMVUd)

241 I think I ended up watching 3 games last year including the superbowl. It will probably be only the superbowl this year because of a family tradition.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 01:42 PM (r+sAi)


Screen "Heidi" instead.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (lRwzc)

242 What the anti-American protesters don't understand (or worse, they DO understand) is that the National Anthem isn't about what the country has been, it's about what the country can be.

-------------------------

The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming to Fort McHenry!

Posted by: CJW at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (5NMZN)

243 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.

________


That's sort of like saying you don't have the legal right to hang up on somebody or have a spam filter on your email.

Judges really are angling to be strung up on lamp posts these days.

Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (lKmt3)

244 176 Good opportunity for baseball and hockey to capitailize.
Oh, and the return of the XFL haha
Posted by: brak at May 23, 2018 01:40 PM (WjCgM)

Folding chair penalty. That's a guaranteed market share right there.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (RD7QR)

245 >> Too little, too late.


Leave AtC alone...

just...

LEAVE HER ALONE!

Posted by: Chris Crocker at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (a7G/Q)

246 When Jim Steinman and Meatloaf shopped their demo of what became one of the biggest selling records of all time, they got turned down by every record company in America until Todd Rundgren stepped in to produce and finance. Industry legend Clive Davis gave them a meeting just to tell them how much they sucked

It's a lesson in persistance, no?

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (n+6mJ)

247 *flamethrows flounderbot*



Whither BlazBlue Cross Tag Battle?

Whither New Gundam Breaker?

Whither Shining Resonance Refrain?

Whither Valkyria Chronicles 4?



U Japanesin' : BAD.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (WDCYi)




Not so much that as I was going for late summer/early fall releases



BlazBlue is 5.31.18

New Gundam Breaker is 6.22.18

Shining Resonance Refrain is 7.12.18



I'll believe the Valkyria Chronicles 4 release date when I have my copy in my hands. It's now "Fall 2018". Uh huh.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (mf5HN)


O.0 Whoa, fellow Blazblue and Valkyria fans. I had no idea such fine folk were lurking around these parts!

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (6JL3d)

248 237 I don't think that Trump reads anyone twitter replies anyway.

I don't believe many celebs do (or the people running their accounts, as the case may be). I think they just post their genius pontification and then move on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:47 PM (39g3+)

I'd gather that most "Blue Checkmarks" have a(n optional) setting that blocks all replies unless they come from other "Blue Checkmarks".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:49 PM (WDCYi)

249 I'm still pushing the idea of the All-American Football League. Leather helmets and pads, 1940 rules.

Rather than compete with the NFL for players, draw from a completely different talent pool.


Good enough for Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost, good enough for us.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

250 NFL. Not For Long.

Posted by: maddogg at May 23, 2018 01:50 PM (o2MD2)

251 * scans thread *

Disgusting weebs, polluting the thread with their disgusting weeb filth.

Sad.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 01:50 PM (fA1SL)

252 How about a quadratic equation as a compromise?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 23, 2018 01:46 PM (ctuyM)


OK.

Hell, I'd go for them figuring out the intercept of a line with the x- or y-axis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:50 PM (lRwzc)

253 I wonder how much longer this will go on before these guys get bored with their latest "look at me" act? Okay, you've knelt for a season straight. Now what? Are you bored yet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers @ the Outrage Outlet at May 23, 2018 01:23 PM (hLRSq)


I would like to hear from these douchebags precisely what they think they have accomplished by pitching this little fit. What was the point, and how did that work out for them, exactly?

It's the same question I asked my DH's one female boss when she was bragging about "marching for science." So, what exactly did you hope to accomplish? **crickets** But she did give me a serious stink-eye.

Okay, we now know that you are a bunch of anti-American hypocrites, taking the money from the man while giving him the finger. Well, consider the source and move on, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2018 01:50 PM (7UW64)

254 This is a face-saving tactic by the owners that won't work. Jerry Jones and the orher owners will gladly pay a $100 K fine per game for peace in the locker rooms. Will any owners pass the fine along to be payed by the kneeling players? Doubtful. So I think players will still be kneeling and making the NFL look bad to most fans. Stand by for Plan B come August when pre-season games begin.

Posted by: Gref at May 23, 2018 01:50 PM (eAGim)

255 249 I'm still pushing the idea of the All-American Football League. Leather helmets and pads, 1940 rules.

Rather than compete with the NFL for players, draw from a completely different talent pool.


Good enough for Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost, good enough for us.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:49 PM (yQpMk)

Ebersol's kid's new AAFL ("Alliance American Football League") seems like it's gonna be another SJW "GIT WOKE" league, just one with a slightly different ruleset.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:50 PM (WDCYi)

256 The Judge's ruling is that Twitter is a Public Forum.

If that is so, then Twitter's policy of shadow-banning various posters based on content, not to mention overt banning, is blatantly illegal. Twitter's defense is that they do NOT host a public forum, therefore they can do whatever they want.

I imagine the lawsuit against Twitter is already being put together.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 01:51 PM (k1TUh)

257 Next up: crackdown on mattress tag removal!

Posted by: the Hon. Judge Twit at May 23, 2018 01:51 PM (L3rL9)

258 Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?
_____________________

First, I didn't suggest sending them ALL back. I suggested sending back the football players who kneel, because such behavior indicates a clear need for educational instruction of the kind that can only be obtained by harsh example.

Second, I clearly said that they'd go back for a period of 5 years, after which they would return -- hopefully with a much fuller understanding of how very, very fortunate they are to be living in these United States.

So the answer to your question is, quite obviously, NO.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 01:51 PM (fqUgw)

259 247 O.0 Whoa, fellow Blazblue and Valkyria fans. I had no idea such fine folk were lurking around these parts!
Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (6JL3d)

The only bad thing about Cross-Tag Battle is that they're stinking it up with that Rooster Teeth RWBY Bullshit.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:51 PM (WDCYi)

260 Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)
---
Not if 99% of us have to do anything with it. Wouldn't be too worried.

Posted by: Federal Judges at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (UiRxW)

261 Screen "Heidi" instead.

I've seen that pron too many times.... oh wait, that Heidi.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (r+sAi)

262 212 328
321 is this the real Dr Krang or is it a moron joking about Krang's
tiresome pseudomedical posting style? if the latter, he's brilliant.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 01:14 PM (XO+cO)



Clearly you've failed to understand the very clearly feminine nature
of Trump's trysts, which are obviously the feminine manifestation of a
feminine nature and totally not anything to do with the testosterone
that I so desperately lack and desire, and IT'S NOT FAIR NOT FAIR!!!!

Posted by: Dr. Klang at May 23, 2018 01:16 PM (RD7QR)


From the last thread:
Dr. Klang is like Obama's basketball nickname, right?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 01:45 PM (ymnmz)

No, that was Professor Airball.

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

263 >>I imagine the lawsuit against Twitter is already being put together.


So, you are saying that Ace has Standing?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (slbrk)

264 How about any player who wants to kneel goes in a box.

So long as no one looks...

Posted by: Heisenberg at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (oGRue)

265 Off stinky judiciary sock.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (UiRxW)

266 Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)

He didn't say all/

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (czkHE)

267 240 So is the Lingerie Football League into kneeling? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: cornbred at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (xMVUd)


Just a lot of bending over, NTTATWWT.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (7UW64)

268 This seems dumb as rocks at first hand. If the point of all this was to "solve" something, I am just not seeing it. If a team stays in the locker room, they are de facto protesting. If they come out and someone kneels they are fined. Who thinks the lefty teams like Seattle wont pay that fine or have a go fund me to pay the fine?

I am not seeing a resolution. Off hand, I would say just let people do what they do, like last year and let the chips fall where they may. That makes more sense unless I am missing something here. If the organization comes up with a "fix" that doesn't not fix anything, do they not just make things worse?
The NFL is becoming less and less relevant to me that is for sure.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (n13/j)

269 262 No, that was Professor Airball.
Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (RD7QR)


No, that was Professor Gargleballs.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (WDCYi)

270 The Judge's ruling is that Twitter is a Public Forum.

If that is so, then Twitter's policy of shadow-banning various posters based on content, not to mention overt banning, is blatantly illegal. Twitter's defense is that they do NOT host a public forum, therefore they can do whatever they want.

I imagine the lawsuit against Twitter is already being put together.
Posted by: Tom Servo

__________

For whatever reason, our side is terrible at law fare, but I agree, that seems to be a lay up.

But judges don't even pretend anymore to be consistent or unbiased, they'll say "because Trump!" and rule the opposite way.

Posted by: Maritime at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (lKmt3)

271 though players will be allowed to stay in the locker room if they choose.

LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (uSurQ)

272 5 Now, I want some Cake Girl.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 01:21 PM (KNvSz)

---

imagine if you could make her bake you a cake

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (oGRue)

273 249
I'm still pushing the idea of the All-American Football League. Leather helmets and pads, 1940 rules.



Rather than compete with the NFL for players, draw from a completely different talent pool.





Good enough for Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost, good enough for us.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 01:49 PM (yQpMk)


I don't know what the head injury rate is in Aussie football is, but it you watch them play, (no helmets) these guys don't lead with their head or use there bodies like projectiles. They tackle more like the old Dick Butkis types, shoulder in and leg drive. None of this blowing up the play by using your body like a cannon ball.
Helmets and shoulder pads are causing the concussion trauma.

Said not a Dr.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (ymnmz)

274 As if the players will stop.

It'll just be the teams getting fined.

Roger is not that bright.
Posted by: simplemind at May 23, 2018 01:48 PM (liOer)


Yep. You need to deal with a personnel problem immediately. Drop everything, and deal with it.

Inexperienced and/or untalented managers typically ignore personnel problems in the vain hope that they'll magically just go away. They don't. Personnel problems, left unaddressed, only get worse, and often spread. They need to be nipped in the bud, at all costs.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (lRwzc)

275 I was thinking more of an injunction forcing twitter to allow accounts of banned individuals who want to follow their POTUS.

THis actually is defensible in the spurious logic of the judge. She is drawing a line between private and public, saying a public official is different than a private person and cannot silence people who want to talk to them, so arguments that Twitter does bad things don't carry any water in this setting.

But arguing that Twitter is cutting off access to public officials... that one would work.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (39g3+)

276 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change? I've been out for a while, so this doesn't really change anything for me.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:27 PM
+++++++++
No, probably not. I want one simple thing before I start consuming their product again: an apology. I want them to apologize for calling me a bigot.

Then again, the longer this goes on, the less likely I am to return. The college game is good and CFL is an interesting analog if I am wanting to watch some football. My life got simpler when I quit watching football, though, and I have more free time.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (I2dne)

277 Nope. Never going back.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (H1E2I)

278 I smell an unintended consequence in the works.
Posted by: flounderbot


Somehow I get the impression our Federal Overlords aren't that bright.

It's almost as if the 'elites' aren't as elite as they insist they are.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (LNPd9)

279 I would like to hear from these douchebags precisely what they think they have accomplished by pitching this little fit. What was the point, and how did that work out for them, exactly?


==

that was my question as well:
if kneeling was a protest, what would it have taken for them to voluntarily stop kneeling?
All cops getting fired?
All felons getting released?

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (hMwEB)

280 While I morn the loss of a piece of American culture, the NFL must come to an end. It's been infected by the leftist cancer-rabies-AIDS and needs to be put down for it's own good and ours.

Good riddance.

Posted by: Nationalist Pikachu at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (ukoyI)

281 >>So, you are saying that Ace has Standing?

But no hand.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (/tuJf)

282 > I'm a casual fan, but the people that build their lives around it and throw all sorts of money going to games, cable packages, jerseys, etc. are sort of pathetic in my opinion.
Posted by: Maritime

Agree. These are businesses, not teams, wearing costumes, playing a game. Lots of money involved, with legalized betting next season, much much more! Of course, given the ethics and moral characters of these 'professional players', the betting pressure to throw a game might come in play as well.

NFL will never again be the entertainment it once was.

Posted by: pogomip at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (dJfuI)

283 The only bad thing about Cross-Tag Battle is that they're stinking it up with that Rooster Teeth RWBY Bullshit.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:51 PM (WDCYi)


I know almost nothing about RWBY so I cannot comment about that part; I'm just very glad to hear they're bringing Nine into Cross-Tag, there's no equivalent that I know of to her in any fighting game with her mage mechanics.

Also glad that this one's going to get a dub. -.- I was terribly disappointed with the lack of dub for Central Fiction.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 23, 2018 01:55 PM (6JL3d)

284 About dang time.

Why did this take two failed seasons?
I'm guessing it's revenue and viewer loss.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 01:55 PM (W+vEI)

285 The Judge's ruling is that Twitter is a Public Forum.

But that's not the extent of her ridiculous ruling. She also said that in this forum, elected officials may not ignore constituents, which Twitter as a company is not and thus the ruling doesn't apply to them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:55 PM (39g3+)

286 Oh, the NFL.

What happens when a MAJORITY of the team want to stay in the locker room, and maybe only 10 or 12 want to come out for the Anthem?

Think they will?
My guess is no.
There was a guy that had been an Army Reserve Captain on the Steelers, and on a particular Sunday last year, he was the only one on the team that came out for the Anthem. And he eventually had to repent to his teamates for that particular social sin.

I don't know. I may watch the occassional game if I am home, it's raining, I'm bored to tears, etc., etc.

So then again, probably not.

As someone said above (Maritime?) this obsession with sports is actually pretty childish. I have better things to do with my time.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2018 01:55 PM (vcOmj)

287 So how does a judge enforce that ruling against the president? Where is the twitter clause in the Constitution again?

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (n13/j)

288 Don't watch anymore, won't watch anymore

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (M+Lyo)

289 I was never "in."

Posted by: Joe Bar at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (TeD1j)

290 Looking at the big picture with these protests, remember that these were all part of "THE RESISTANCE!!!" It was a coordinated effort - the media was supposed to flood the country with RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA! stories, leading to widespread disgust with Trump, and the Dems and the Never Trumpers were supposed to unite and stop Trump cold in the Congress, and the Court's were supposed to kill all of his Executive Orders, and minions out in the culture were supposed to lead university demonstrations and ruin sports games and generally just act up everywhere they could.

On paper, that looked like a Real Good Plan. They forgot one thing - just like the Japanese in 1941, they had no staying power. They had to win within 6 months, or they were finished. I think even the Japanese understood this, but these progressive clowns never did, which is why they have no plans whatsoever for dealing with the counterattack Trump is now launching.

Their entire plan of battle was based on the assumption that their would never be any counterattack. Bad Plan.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (k1TUh)

291 I would like to hear from these douchebags precisely what they think they have accomplished by pitching this little fit. What was the point, and how did that work out for them, exactly?

Thinking is not exactly their strong suit. What would you guess the average IQ of NFL players to be?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (lRwzc)

292 Now, I want some Cake Girl.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 01:21 PM (KNvSz)



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imagine if you could make her bake you a cake

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM

Apparently Cake Girl lives about 10 minutes up the road from me. It is a deeply flawed world that never allowed our paths to cross. *sigh*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (p+Wdc)

293 113 Also former life long Packer fan, but eff Aaron Rodgers and whoever the asshat CEO of the team is for their capitulations too. GTFO.
Posted by: Dude at May 23, 2018 01:33 PM (RYASC)

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Feel ya.



Posted by: SMH at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (hLB6Q)

294 But no hand.


That's all he has.

Posted by: The Stranger at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (yQpMk)

295
This is a face-saving tactic by the owners that won't work. Jerry Jones and the orher owners will gladly pay a $100 K fine per game


They'll donate it to NFL Charities and write it off on their taxes

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 01:56 PM (10vO4)

296 249 I'm still pushing the idea of the All-American Football League. Leather helmets and pads, 1940 rules.

Rather than compete with the NFL for players, draw from a completely different talent pool.

Good enough for Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost, good enough for us.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
___________

Yes. I would watch this.

Also, six-man high school football is great fun to watch.

Posted by: Furious George at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (9vQJW)

297 Watch it the next day on youtube, but put "hooktube" in place of youtube so google doesn't get your money or ad dollars, either.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (vDapD)

298 What was the point, and how did that work out for them, exactly?

You don't understand. They aren't interested in results. They don't care what it accomplishes. This is exclusively about themselves, feeling important and meaningful, its about virtue signalling and self righteousness. It makes them feel meaningful and important. Whether it works or not simply does not come into the equasion.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)

299 Racism wins again!!

*SPIT*!!!

Posted by: Kaye In Maine at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (w1gLH)

300 Here's the take away from this new policy. The NFL along with most of the lefty sports media (BIRM) all of last year denied, over and over, that the protests had any effect on their business. They insisted that audience and advertising and revenue were not falling, or in instances when they admitted that they were falling, they said it was because of the elections, or the economy, or the weather. It was NEVER because of the anthem protests.

This new policy is proof that, yes, they most certainly did recognize a big drop in fandom and money and it was directly due to people turning off games because of the protests. They would not be doing this if the opposite were true.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (oyCqX)

301 Hillary is being awarded a medal from Harvard and now....drumroll.....The Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city and a proclamation for her resistance and bravery.

Oh, FFS.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

302 >>I would like to hear from these douchebags precisely what they think they have accomplished by pitching this little fit. What was the point, and how did that work out for them, exactly?



"F#@$ you, whitey!!"

Kapearnick never provided a list of measurable, reasonable things that would happen to make him stop kneeling - it was always an open-ended protest.

So, seemed to me that the point was always "FU, I can ruin something you enjoy!" and also "If this kills the NFL, that's a win, too!"

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (W+vEI)

303 All cops getting fired?
All felons getting released?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (hMwEB)

I think you are getting warm

Posted by: MAC SOG and nothing will happen at May 23, 2018 01:58 PM (czkHE)

304 He actually ruled it violates the first Amendment to block people on Twitter?LOLOLOLOL

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 01:58 PM (LiyEm)

305 We'll think of something, and, BTW, nothing will ever satisfy us and we're going to ruin your league.

Like the New Rules, yet?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 01:31 PM (UiRxW)

This. Never enough. Ruin lives. Consequences. War.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2018 01:58 PM (vvwKl)

306 Kaye in Maine is alive? I thought for sure she had overdosed on meth and Tender Vittles!

Posted by: joncelli, providing the traditional responses at May 23, 2018 01:58 PM (RD7QR)

307 This change is merely a cosmetic PR move. It was already a league rule that players were to stand for the national anthem, but the NFL decided to not enforce it last year. I guess the loss of money made them realize how dimwitted they were being and they decided to pretend to enact a new policy. The only thing new (from a brief scan) is that players can now be fined. Who cares? They could have been fined in the past for violating league rules. This is ONLY designed to bring back the customers they lost.

Posted by: physics geek at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (huQJB)

308 This year will be interesting for me. I still watched last year but my anticipation for this season is low. I am stoked for college ball and still enjoy the NFL draft. Go figure.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (BLzn1)

309 Makes me wonder why one of our judges can't just declare that NFL players must stand, put their hands over their hearts, and sing the national anthem word for word if they want to get paid.

Posted by: cornbred at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (xMVUd)

310 >> He actually ruled it violates the first Amendment to block people on Twitter?LOLOLOLOL



Hey, wouldn't that mean that Twitter is violating the 1st Amendment by shadowbanning and suspending?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (W+vEI)

311 the NFL lost this household years ago...

pro wrestling is less fake.

we're not ever looking back at their bullshit.

Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (Z9sEA)

312 imagine if you could make her bake you a cake

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM
Apparently Cake Girl lives about 10 minutes up the road from me. It is a deeply flawed world that never allowed our paths to cross. *sigh*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Betting on the start of stalking is now underway.

Posted by: AoS betting window at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (L3rL9)

313 imagine if you could make her bake you a cake

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Cake? Who the hell would want cake?

Posted by: Anthony Antoinette at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (5NMZN)

314 THis actually is defensible in the spurious logic of the judge. She is drawing a line between private and public, saying a public official is different than a private person and cannot silence people who want to talk to them, so arguments that Twitter does bad things don't carry any water in this setting.

But arguing that Twitter is cutting off access to public officials... that one would work.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


The judge is wrong. Flat out.

Yes, Trump is a public official.

USING PRIVATE MEDIUM.

If the case is the way she says it is, why can I not call him on his cell phone?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (GWDdA)

315 I just logged on to see if the twitter thing was real life. Wait, what?

So what about baking cakes?

Posted by: Roxanne, Roxanne at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (xU7mE)

316 Hillary is being awarded a medal from Harvard and now....drumroll.....The Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city and a proclamation for her resistance and bravery.

The surprising thing is that someone in West Hollywood is even aware of a female porn performer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (lRwzc)

317 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.

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So now every newspaper has to publish my letters to the editor?

Who is this thoroughly unserious "judge".

Posted by: simplemind at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (1VJ59)

318 I'm interested in the Cleveland Browns season this year. I think they did a solid job in the draft adding Baker and Chubb and a few others. They have won 1 game the past 2 years so it's an underdog thing.

I'm interested in the CFL because of Johnny Football signing to play for 2 years. Say what you will but watching Johnny Football play in college was entertaining as hell.

Buttfuck the NFL. And they need to get rid of the constant girly drama from the players.

Posted by: Monk at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (+YMDZ)

319 249 I'm still pushing the idea of the All-American Football League. Leather helmets and pads, 1940 rules.

Rather than compete with the NFL for players, draw from a completely different talent pool.

Good enough for Red Grange, the Galloping Ghost, good enough for us.
Posted by: Grump928(C)
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Yes. I would watch this.

Also, six-man high school football is great fun to watch.
Posted by: Furious George at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (9vQJW)

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wasn't the game kinda white back then?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (oGRue)

320 So how does a judge enforce that ruling against the president?

Its unenforceable. But Twitter will gleefully go along with it and unblock everyone that Trump has blocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)

321 If Obama makes science fiction series for Netflix his going to cast himself in Michael Dorn's costume as a Klangon.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (ymnmz)

322 Hillary is being awarded a medal from Harvard and now....drumroll.....The Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city and a proclamation for her resistance and bravery.
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And then they wonder why people just say "Fuck it" and shoot up heroin all day.

When ignorance, laziness, illegality, lying and sloth are rewarded, why bother doing anything productive or doing "the right thing?"

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (vg8iE)

323 302 "F#@$ you, whitey!!"

Kapearnick never provided a list of measurable, reasonable things that would happen to make him stop kneeling - it was always an open-ended protest.

So, seemed to me that the point was always "FU, I can ruin something you enjoy!" and also "If this kills the NFL, that's a win, too!"


Posted by: Lizzy at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (W+vEI)

Krapperdick only started protesting in the first place to impress his Muzzie scrunt girlfriend.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (WDCYi)

324 Any list of names for the Van Jones moles? Blacklisting, deportation, repatriation.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 01:38 PM (ujg0T)


Looks like Malcolm Jenkins and Anquan Boldin.

https://tinyurl.com/y8xdh3ka

The Van Jones organization is called "Dream Corps".

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (/qEW2)

325 Will black power salutes still be allowed, so long as the player is standing up?

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (7HtZB)

326 Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city
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It was actually a bent wire coat hangar. So not that classy.

Posted by: simplemind at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (yeV4x)

327 NFL will never again be the entertainment it once was.

Posted by: pogomip at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (dJfuI)

It will be entertainment for the gamblers and towns with winning teams that year. But it will never be a part of the national fabric like it once was. Back in the day, everyone rooted for their regional team, now half the people I meet care more about UFC or the X games. I don't predict the NFL's demise, we saw with the draft there is an audience, but that audience is fragmented and polarized. The opposite of what the NFL was even a short time ago.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (n13/j)

328 This is exclusively about themselves, feeling important and meaningful, its about virtue signalling and self righteousness. It makes them feel meaningful and important.

Which is why this policy is better than it sounds; it deprives them of an audience for their virtue signalling.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (ZGrMX)

329 Betting on the start of stalking is now underway.

Posted by: AoS betting window at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM


With the hours I work? Who has time for that kind of thing

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (p+Wdc)

330 Wired Sources

JUST IN: "If you have a problem with Congress overseeing Executive Branch agencies, take it up with the guys who wrote the Constitution" - Rep Jim Jordan

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (y3aQB)

331 Rush is weighing in on the TWitter judge.

Posted by: Toad-O at May 23, 2018 02:01 PM (cct0t)

332 The Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city and a proclamation for her resistance and bravery.

Oh, FFS.
Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (oiNtH)

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over/under on how long till she's got it in her hoohah on a youpron video?

14 hours.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (oGRue)

333 So how does a judge enforce that ruling against the president?
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You know what? It would be nice if there was a body of officials, elected by the people, given authority over courts in a governing document to fix rogue judges.

If only.

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (vg8iE)

334 317 Meanwhile, a judge ruled that Trump cannot block people on twitter.

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So now every newspaper has to publish my letters to the editor?

Who is this thoroughly unserious "judge".
Posted by: simplemind at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (1VJ59)

Judge Macadamia III

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (7HtZB)

335 There is an Ewok in old Soho
Dr&D Manuals and Die to spare
And in my mind all needed a place to go
All my things were perched up there

Blue, blue windows behind the stars
Yellow moon on the rise
Big birds flying across the sky
Throwing shadows on our eyes

Leaves Ace

Shelfless, shefless, shelfless, shelfess

Posted by: CSN&Y at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (a7G/Q)

336 If Obama makes science fiction series for Netflix his going to cast himself in Michael Dorn's costume as a Klangon.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (ymnmz)

Heresy! That petaq can't even lift a batleth!

Posted by: Broseidon at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (Y0byY)

337 307 ... This is ONLY designed to bring back the
customers they lost.

Posted by: physics geek at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (huQJB)

Yes, for the most part. But it proves that the protests DID hurt the NFL's image and probably their bottom line. That the owners were compelled to do something about it policy-wise bears that out.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (oyCqX)

338 NFwho?

Posted by: Taqyia2Me at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (Ftuf+)

339 I laugh when people talk about "the law."

The law is total bullshit. It means nothing.

All that matters is who has the power and who has the violence to back it up.

There are innocent people in prison right now who are there totally "illegally" and yet, they are still fucked and are still in prison.

The law is fancy bullshit. All that matters is what the judge says. Why do you think supreme court is 5-4 etc? Because the law does not matter! All that matters is who has the power to rule and back it up with violence to enforce the ruling!

Hence why the Left should never have power anywhere!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (IuJ2d)

340 321 Mooch can do it without the makeup.

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (LiyEm)

341
The surprising thing is that someone in West Hollywood is even aware of a female porn performer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (lRwzc)


I live in West Hollywood, what are you trying to say?

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (10vO4)

342 Makes me wonder why one of our judges can't just declare that NFL players must stand, put their hands over their hearts, and sing the national anthem word for word if they want to get paid.

Posted by: cornbred at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (xMVUd)


A judge could (enforce contracts) but it would require owners to have something approximating a backbone.

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (953wK)

343 Hillary is being awarded a medal from Harvard and now....drumroll.....The Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city and a proclamation for her resistance and bravery.

This just in: The Sierra Club has just presented Stormy Daniels with an award for her work in providing a crab habitat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (lRwzc)

344 The judge is wrong. Flat out.
...
If the case is the way she says it is, why can I not call him on his cell phone?


Oh sure, the ruling is asinine and without any credence or legal basis whatsoever. Her entire argument seems to be that in a public platform nobody can have limited access or be stopped from interacting with a public official. Which is flatly false and idiotic on its face. She knows it. We know it.

But none of that matters, this isn't about logic, truth, justice, the constitution, or reason. Its about making Trump look bad, giving her buddies on the left a "win" and giving Twitter the power to do something against President Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

345 WTF ?


"Trump can't block users on Twitter, federal judge rules "

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (M+Lyo)

346 260 Oh, FFS, is AoS really going to become another "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 01:44 PM (WDCYi)

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Well, becoming THE "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site seems a bit ambitious for us.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (oGRue)

347 I laugh when people talk about "the law."

The law is total bullshit. It means nothing.

All that matters is who has the power and who has the violence to back it up.

There are innocent people in prison right now who are there totally "illegally" and yet, they are still fucked and are still in prison.

The law is fancy bullshit. All that matters is what the judge says. Why do you think supreme court is 5-4 etc? Because the law does not matter! All that matters is who has the power to rule and back it up with violence to enforce the ruling!

Hence why the Left should never have power anywhere!
Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (IuJ2d)


"The law is an ass."

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (953wK)

348 Yea, the whole Army Ranger/Steelers thing sapped what little interest I had left.

They should have been begging HIS forgiveness not the other way around. Sickening.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (wGbBR)

349 I would take this seriously if instead of fining players for kneeling they would be ejected from the game for kneeling.
A fine means nothing to these rich thugs.
Kneel repeatedly and they should be suspended for that game and the next.

Posted by: Glenn John at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (LilNs)

350 >>>Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change?<<<
The only way I'd go back is if the NFL introduced a new channel like the Red Zone but dedicated to 7 hours of dancing cheerleaders. The Pink Zone.

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (2Mnv1)

351 Obama would cast himself as Morgan Freeman in Bruce Almighty.

The absentee God who gets to blame someone else when everything gets all fucked up.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (WDCYi)

352 This year will be interesting for me. I still
watched last year but my anticipation for this season is low. I am
stoked for college ball and still enjoy the NFL draft. Go figure.

Posted by: thathalfrican - Stay woke! - Leigon of Gloom founding member/too sweet at May 23, 2018 01:59 PM (BLzn1)


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Same here. I love the draft just to see how well my school does, and then I wish them well and forget about them.

I will miss J.K. Scott for years, though. The kid went to the White House after the national championship and formed a prayer circle around Trump.

He'll fit right in.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (vDapD)

353 >>Makes me wonder


Indeed.

Posted by: Robert Plant at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (a7G/Q)

354 naomi reice buchwald

Posted by: anon2 at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (v6UKb)

355 A left wing judge can do anything. If the supreme court ever goes majority hard core leftist...kiss all your rights goodbye!

And it will be LEGAL! See how that works?

THE LAW IS BULLSHIT. All that matters is who has the power!

Depressing huh? Well, get out and fucking vote!

Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at May 23, 2018 02:03 PM (IuJ2d)

356 Clarification: Same here except for watching the NFL. I haven't for decades.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (vDapD)

357 But twitter has the right to ban people?

And Apple has the right to exclude Gab from the app store because you might see bad thoughts there although they still include web browsers, twitter, facebook, porn, all the MSM, etc.?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (xQfPr)

358 Anyone else that didn't know that there's college football in Japan? And they're having a big scandal.
https://tinyurl.com/yd3czpk8

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (O5Q3r)

359
don't watch NBA either, but at least they are moving via the time clock. 10 minutes of actual NFL playing time vs 4 hour investment is pretty appalling if you think about it.

My yard never looked better not watching the nfl.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (r+sAi)

360 339 I laugh when people talk about "the law."

The law is total bullshit. It means nothing.

All that matters is who has the power and who has the violence to back it up.

There are innocent people in prison right now who are there totally "illegally" and yet, they are still fucked and are still in prison.

The law is fancy bullshit. All that matters is what the judge says. Why do you think supreme court is 5-4 etc? Because the law does not matter! All that matters is who has the power to rule and back it up with violence to enforce the ruling!

Hence why the Left should never have power anywhere!


Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (IuJ2d)

Sad, but True.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (WDCYi)

361 Does the Federal Judge or any of his relatives have a Twitter account?

Posted by: Toad-O at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (cct0t)

362 Clinton appointee.

74-year old hippy dippy

Posted by: anon2 at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (v6UKb)

363 Kapearnick never provided a list of measurable, reasonable things that would happen to make him stop kneeling - it was always an open-ended protest.

So, seemed to me that the point was always "FU, I can ruin something you enjoy!" and also "If this kills the NFL, that's a win, too!"
Posted by: Lizzy

The Ravens were about to sign him before last season, and then his so-called girlfriend tweeted something obnoxious about the Ravens' owner being a racist plantation owner, or something stupid like that, and that pretty much deep-sixed that.
Kaepernick has made himself radioactive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2018 02:05 PM (vcOmj)

364 Twitter ruling judge:

Naomi Reice Buchwald
Southern District NYC
Appointed by Bill Clinton
Brandeis and Columbia Law School grad
Age 74

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

365 becoming THE "Send them ALL back to Africa!!!" site seems a bit ambitious for us.

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Who is from Africa? Nigerian e-mail scammers?

Posted by: CJW at May 23, 2018 02:05 PM (5NMZN)

366 Mayor of West Hollywood is going to present Stormy 'Past Her Prime' Daniels with the key to the city and a proclamation for her resistance and bravery.
__________________

Her bravery for showing her saggy fake boobs and her C-section scar? Or her bravery for taking money from Trump and agreeing to keep her mouth shut about whatever went on between them, and then reneging on that agreement and trying to extort Trump for more money after he won the presidency?

She's a real profile in moral courage, isn't she! No wonder she's being honored. If only all our children could conduct themselves with the integrity and grace that this professional prostitute and blackmailer has demonstrated!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (fqUgw)

367 So how does a judge enforce that ruling against the president?



Its unenforceable. But Twitter will gleefully go along with it and unblock everyone that Trump has blocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)
oh yeah. well double edged sword using a third party to get your message out I guess.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (n13/j)

368 I think the deadly (for Twitter) part of the judge's ruling is that Twitter is a "public forum."

That opens all kinds of doors for lawsuits by people Twitter has banned/shadowbanned/abused in one way or another.

It's **this far** (holds thumb and index finger microscopically apart) from saying that Twitter is a "public utility."

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (953wK)

369 298 What was the point, and how did that work out for them, exactly?

You don't understand. They aren't interested in results. They don't care what it accomplishes. This is exclusively about themselves, feeling important and meaningful, its about virtue signalling and self righteousness. It makes them feel meaningful and important. Whether it works or not simply does not come into the equasion.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 01:57 PM (39g3+)


Well said. These mental midgets have the emotional intelligence of a sackful of krangs. They're quite stupid enough to sh-t their own nests in pursuit of some unintelligible quest for good feelz, and when the NFL can't pay their salaries anymore they'll blame raycisses.

Posted by: cornbred at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (xMVUd)

370 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change?

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i'm giving up on them the SECOND the Iggles ain't champs.

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (oGRue)

371 Art Buchwald's wife?

Posted by: steevy at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (LiyEm)

372 >>Art Buchwald's wife?


Didn't Obama's Uncle lierate her?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 02:07 PM (a7G/Q)

373 I gave up on the NFL after the first game last season and was amazed at how little I missed it, which probably is because Fat Fuck Goodell ruined it. To hell with them.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 23, 2018 02:07 PM (y7DUB)

374 Krapperdick only started protesting in the first place to impress his Muzzie scrunt girlfriend."

There was a Peter Ustinov movie many years ago, about a Mexican General who takes his scruffy little unit across the border and recaptures the Alamo. A hilarious movie, actually, pity it seems to have disappeared off any playlists.

One of the memorable things about the film is when the reason for his "invasion" comes out, Max reveals that he was arguing with his mistress back in Mexico, trying to impress her with his importance, and she told him that his men wouldn't follow him into a whorehouse. So the entire campaign turns out to be a scheme to impress General Max's hooker girlfriend in Mexico, who doesn't even like him very much.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 02:07 PM (k1TUh)

375 liberate.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 02:07 PM (a7G/Q)

376 360
339 I laugh when people talk about "the law."



The law is total bullshit. It means nothing.



All that matters is who has the power and who has the violence to back it up.



There are innocent people in prison right now who are there totally
"illegally" and yet, they are still fucked and are still in prison.



The law is fancy bullshit. All that matters is what the judge says.
Why do you think supreme court is 5-4 etc? Because the law does not
matter! All that matters is who has the power to rule and back it up
with violence to enforce the ruling!



Hence why the Left should never have power anywhere!





Posted by: Duncan Macleod, The Highlander at May 23, 2018 02:02 PM (IuJ2d)



Sad, but True.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:04 PM (WDCYi)


Hey lefty Judge,
Can I wipe my twitter account?????? like with a cloth???????
People see there are two sets of rules, one for connected Democrats and one for everyone else.

MAGA 2020




Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 23, 2018 02:07 PM (ymnmz)

377 368 I think the deadly (for Twitter) part of the judge's ruling is that Twitter is a "public forum."

That opens all kinds of doors for lawsuits by people Twitter has banned/shadowbanned/abused in one way or another.

It's **this far** (holds thumb and index finger microscopically apart) from saying that Twitter is a "public utility."

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (953wK)


The great thing about being a Libtard Judge is that you don't ever have to be consistent, because The Ends Justify The Means.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:08 PM (WDCYi)

378 I'm out. I'll check in on former Sooners and that's it. Got to see how Baker does.

Posted by: Boomer at May 23, 2018 02:08 PM (2cfUo)

379 Yea, the whole Army Ranger/Steelers thing sapped what little interest I had left.

They should have been begging HIS forgiveness not the other way around. Sickening.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee


Funny thing, is that Jim Brown went into the Cleveland Browns locker room in the pre-season and read them the riot act about kneeling for the Anthem.

He thought it was stupid and disrespectful, and made the team look bad to the fans. There was actually very little kneeling from the Browns last year, despite how truly bad they were.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2018 02:08 PM (vcOmj)

380 so has twitter been nationalized?

Posted by: buzzsaw90 at May 23, 2018 02:09 PM (oGRue)

381 So, you are saying that Ace has Standing?

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 01:52 PM (slbrk)


The concept of having standing with the court has already been ruled to be un-Constitutional, in violation of Equal Protection for paraplegics. It has been decided that "In the favor of the judge" is the Constitutional standard and, clearly, what the Founders had really intended.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 02:09 PM (uSurQ)

382 So does this mean Milo can demand to be unbanned by twitter?

Posted by: josephistan at May 23, 2018 02:09 PM (7HtZB)

383 They planning on doing anything about the fact that they're putting out way too much of an inferior product?

No?

Ciao!

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 23, 2018 02:09 PM (AM1GF)

384 Fuck'em. They know they're bleeding out, this band-aid aint going to solve it. They showed their true colors and you can't put that back in the bag except over time hoping people forget.

Plus, you know players will still kneel and eat the fine. So nothing really changes with this.

Posted by: Gaff at May 23, 2018 02:09 PM (jPS2y)

385 so has twitter been nationalized?

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excellent point !

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:09 PM (bUjCl)

386 Comment 26 about lynching is way out of line.

Posted by: gp at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (mk9aG)

387 Also, WhatWhatWhat and Guy and runner and others are on the right track. I actually like curling, too:
1) Tremendous skill involved
2) Good, even-keel international competition
3) Curling women tend to be nice looking

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (I2dne)

388 It's **this far** (holds thumb and index finger microscopically apart) from saying that Twitter is a "public utility."
Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (953wK)



I would love this Net Neutrality crap (Which treats the internet like a regulated public utility) come back to bite them.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (ujg0T)

389 so has twitter been nationalized?
Posted by: buzzsaw90


#twoweeks

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (vcOmj)

390 364 Twitter ruling judge:

Naomi Reice Buchwald
Southern District NYC
Appointed by Bill Clinton
Brandeis and Columbia Law School grad
Age 74
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
______

The phone number to her chambers is listed.

So this means she has to answer when I call her, right?

Every. Single. Time.

Posted by: Furious George at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (9vQJW)

391
And it will be LEGAL! See how that works?

THE LAW IS BULLSHIT. All that matters is who has the power!

Depressing huh? Well, get out and fucking vote!
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Like bankruptcy, things are gradual and then all of the sudden bang. The money is all gone and that's it. Pretty much the same thing with revolutions. Gradual decline, people put up with it, complaining louder and louder. It doesn't change, things finally become completely untenable and bang.

The erosions of the rule of law have been ongoing for a really long time now. It'll be a little thing that kicks it off. Not this but something like it. Straw, camel's back some assembly required.

They'll try to blame it on Trump and us deplorables. In the end its always been them.

They will get what the want either way. The USA will never be what it was and will be fundamentally transformed either by politics or destruction.

Posted by: simplemind at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (fHL+X)

392 Shall we all call the good judge?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (pxOl8)

393 The owners have demonstrated what they think of me and my concerns.

I will not be going back.

The patriotism of previous years was just for show. Boob bait for Bubbas. They didn't mean any of it. I will not participate in their cynical charade.

Posted by: Gridlock at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (mTgI6)

394 Did we ever get to the bottom of how a spoon was supposed to prevent islamogropia?

Posted by: smoldering flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (Dp6qK)

395 Also, WhatWhatWhat and Guy and runner and others are on the right track. I actually like curling, too:
1) Tremendous skill involved
2) Good, even-keel international competition
3) Curling women tend to be nice looking

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (I2dne)


You forgot:

4) Comedic value

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (uSurQ)

396 This seems dumb as rocks at first hand. If the point of all this was to "solve" something, I am just not seeing it. If a team stays in the locker room, they are de facto protesting. If they come out and someone kneels they are fined. Who thinks the lefty teams like Seattle wont pay that fine or have a go fund me to pay the fine?

I am not seeing a resolution. Off hand, I would say just let people do what they do, like last year and let the chips fall where they may. That makes more sense unless I am missing something here. If the organization comes up with a "fix" that doesn't not fix anything, do they not just make things worse?
The NFL is becoming less and less relevant to me that is for sure.


Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 01:53 PM (n13/j)
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15 yard penalty would solve the problem.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (PvFoN)

397 386. Your concern for the high standards of decorum of this establishment is noted.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (fA1SL)

398 Well said. These mental midgets have the emotional intelligence of a sackful of krangs. They're quite stupid enough to sh-t their own nests in pursuit of some unintelligible quest for good feelz, and when the NFL can't pay their salaries anymore they'll blame raycisses.
Posted by: cornbred at May 23, 2018 02:06 PM (xMVUd)


I've been watching "Hard Time" on Netflix (I know, I know), and that attitude is very much on display there. The inmates are obviously of quite low intelligence, and whiff on connecting cause with effect. They must go through life perpetually surprised by what happens next.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (lRwzc)

399 But Twitter will gleefully go along with it and unblock everyone that Trump has blocked.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor


If they do that, they're admitting that they are a public forum.

All sorts of things are unleashed at that point; they cannot ban or mute anyone except for actual crimes.

Essentially the judge ordered Twitter's bandwidth to be a utility.

They're fucked.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (LNPd9)

400 Did we ever get to the bottom of how a spoon was supposed to prevent islamogropia?
Posted by: smoldering flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner, INTERNET tough fry at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (Dp6qK)


You position it **just so** over the ladyparts, and . . .

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (953wK)

401 Nope. No making up with the NFL.

Let them die.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (oVJmc)

402 He thought it was stupid and disrespectful, and made the team look bad to the fans. There was actually very little kneeling from the Browns last year, despite how truly bad they were."

I think one could say that the only kneeling they did happened whenever the other team snapped the ball.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 02:13 PM (k1TUh)

403 394 Did we ever get to the bottom of how a spoon was supposed to prevent islamogropia?

Something something they set off metal detectors.

That's what I got out of it.

I guess all sex-slavery kidnappers make sure to take their victims through metal detectors.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 02:13 PM (pxOl8)

404
Krapperdick only started protesting in the first place to impress his Muzzie scrunt girlfriend.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (WDCYi)








No, his kneeling bullshit was an attempt to make it impossible for the team to cut his sub-par ass. It was all about the money.

Didn't work, but that was the intent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 02:13 PM (eXA4G)

405 My guess: ESPN, which is locked into paying a fortune to the NFL, has been leaning on it to clean up its act. No idea whether their contract has any recourse provisions in it, but even if it doesn't, the next contract will kick the NFL in the balls if they don't do something to bring back viewers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (lRwzc)

406 Also, WhatWhatWhat and Guy and runner and others are on the right track. I actually like curling, too:

=

um , I would like to state for the record that I do not like curling. it is not a sport, it is opposite of sport and making it a sport is in line with making dishwashing and ironing a sport. I am sorry I confused anyone on this issue.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (bUjCl)

407 Plus, you know players will still kneel and eat the fine. So nothing really changes with this.

I doubt they'll be fined. I think teams will be willing to eat the NFL commissioner's fine which I doubt will add up to much to begin with.

They're much more concerned with and afraid of the player's union and being called racist than a few hundred thousand dollars out of their hookers and blow fund.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (39g3+)

408 Golf. Period.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (MX7xj)

409
Krapperdick only started protesting in the first place to impress his Muzzie scrunt girlfriend. Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (WDCYi)

That and the 7 million dollar roster bonus

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (10vO4)

410 If they do that, they're admitting that they are a public forum.

All sorts of things are unleashed at that point; they cannot ban or mute anyone except for actual crimes.

Essentially the judge ordered Twitter's bandwidth to be a utility.

They're fucked.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (LNPd9)


If they're a public utility, do they come under the jurisdiction of the FCC?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (lRwzc)

411 405 My guess: ESPN, which is locked into paying a fortune to the NFL, has been leaning on it to clean up its act. No idea whether their contract has any recourse provisions in it, but even if it doesn't, the next contract will kick the NFL in the balls if they don't do something to bring back viewers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (lRwzc)



ESPN, which itself became the Commiecrat Sports Network? This is The Blind Leading The Blind.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (ujg0T)

412 405 My guess: ESPN, which is locked into paying a fortune to the NFL, has been leaning on it to clean up its act. No idea whether their contract has any recourse provisions in it, but even if it doesn't, the next contract will kick the NFL in the balls if they don't do something to bring back viewers.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (lRwzc)


I can't see that.

ESPN has been at the forefront of the "Sports gone SJW" push, ESPECIALLY since Disney bought them like 18 years ago.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (WDCYi)

413 I guess all sex-slavery kidnappers make sure to take their victims through metal detectors.

The idea is that if they are forced to go through an airport, it will set off alarms and then they'll get to talk to airport officials.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (39g3+)

414 I think the deadly (for Twitter) part of the judge's ruling is that Twitter is a "public forum."

That opens all kinds of doors for lawsuits by people Twitter has banned/shadowbanned/abused in one way or another.


Yeah, this ruling is actually really bad for Twitter's shadowbanning as well as the mass block-bans that all the professional lefties use on there.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (ZGrMX)

415 408 Golf. Period.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (MX7xj)

LPGA, once a month?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (Dp6qK)

416 390 364 Twitter ruling judge:

Naomi Reice Buchwald
Southern District NYC
Appointed by Bill Clinton
Brandeis and Columbia Law School grad
Age 74
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
______

The phone number to her chambers is listed.

So this means she has to answer when I call her, right?

Every. Single. Time.
Posted by: Furious George at May 23, 2018 02:10 PM (9vQJW)

SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF NEW YORK WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!?

Posted by: Judge Buchwald at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

417 I'm out. done finis finito quit kaput. The NFL is dead to me. I have better things to do with my time. They should just die already. Nope I'm not interested with their day late and dollar short solutions.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (0OmEj)

418 401
Nope. No making up with the NFL.

Let them die.


Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (oVJmc)


Quitting the NFL is like quitting netflix. After a while you'll wonder why you spent all day Sunday wasting a perfectly good afternoon. You won't even miss it after a while.

Sure once in a while if something is on and you are there, you can pop it on, but it will be ok its just 12 guys all running the same plays back and forth and then bitching in the post game interviews like the real housewives of xyz.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (ymnmz)

419 NFL, wow, ooh yeah, that'll make me come back and watch a 15min game take 4 hours to play which gives more than enough time for SJW players, coaches, refs and announcers tell their hatred towards America.

Rugby at least is a year-round and has a world following and its players tend not to po the fans.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (suO/a)

420 This. Never enough. Ruin lives. Consequences. War.
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at May 23, 2018 01:58 PM (vvwKl)
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Absolutely. Every time we get the left within reach, grab them by the tie and punch until they stop quivering.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (UiRxW)

421
My guess: ESPN, which is locked into paying a fortune to the NFL, has been leaning on it to clean up its act. No idea whether their contract has any recourse provisions in it, but even if it doesn't, the next contract will kick the NFL in the balls if they don't do something to bring back viewers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (lRwzc)







This new rule is an admission by the NFL that the kneeling thing really hurt their bottom line.

Kick 'em when they're down, that's what I say.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (eXA4G)

422 Its unenforceable. But Twitter will gleefully go along with it and unblock everyone that Trump has blocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:00 PM (39g3+)
oh yeah. well double edged sword using a third party to get your message out I guess.
Posted by: Quint


Wanna see a truly weaponized IRS?
Audit not Twitter. Audit the principal's parents. Audit the principal's siblings. Children. In-laws. Etc.
Audit "3 hops" from them.

For the last twenty years.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (GWDdA)

423 The thing is, if sex slavery of girls is so common and major an issue that governments are paying money and time to publicize ways to help get out of it... that's a horrendous and massive issue they need to get on right now to end, not give tips on how to escape it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

424 Random thought:

If you didn't vote for Obama, you're a racist.

If you didn't vote for Hillary, you're a sexist.

Therefore, the 2008 primary established that every Democrat is either a sexist or a racist.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

425 An Edgar suit.

It takes them twice as long to figure out they did anything wrong as what it takes to make the host terminal.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (l2KuH)

426 I didnt watch ANY NFL games while the Niners sucked. Now they got JimmyGQ so I'll watch again

It's hard to be a Commiefornia Conservative/Libertarian.

Posted by: Fisht at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (zOqbT)

427 Rugby at least is a year-round and has a world following and its players tend not to po the fans.
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (suO/a)
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Rugby is the King of Games.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (UiRxW)

428 >>LPGA, once a month?


giggling like an idiot, here.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (a7G/Q)

429 15 yard penalty would solve the problem.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (PvFoN)


Nope. It's a personnel problem, and needs to be dealt with on the personnel level. Bureaucratic (or technological) "solutions" will not work. They need to get their players' minds right, or replace them. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (lRwzc)

430 It's a lesson in persistance, no?
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 23, 2018 01:48

Indeed. And to add to the story...it was Steve Van Zandt, from the E St Band, who told Steve Popovich, who had a small record company associated w/ CBS, that Took the Words had the best R n' R intro ever. So Popovich agreed to distribute the album and really got behind it. It took off when Meat performed live for the CBS convention.

Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (yJ1e6)

431 Professional football.

That's still a thing?

Posted by: blaster at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (Z5y53)

432 "Your concern for the high standards of decorum of this establishment is noted." CK is a stone-stupid a-hole, but he's done nothing to deserve being hung from a lamp-post. Nor would his lynching be a "win for Trump."

Cobs have slapped me a couple times for nothing more than just being silly. I've never put up a lynching comment, and I'm really surprised to see it's now moron-approved.

Posted by: gp at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (mk9aG)

433
Didn't work, but that was the intent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 02:13 PM (eXA4G)


It did work. He made the roster cut that year so the 49er's ended up having to pay him millions. it was the following year he got cut

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (10vO4)

434 422 Wanna see a truly weaponized IRS?
Audit not Twitter. Audit the principal's parents. Audit the principal's siblings. Children. In-laws. Etc.
Audit "3 hops" from them.

For the last twenty years.



Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (GWDdA)

Send a SWAT team to Jack Dorsey at 3 AM and start trashing his house, rifling through his personal documents.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (WDCYi)

435 Judge Naomi Reice Buchwald:

The government argued that blocked individuals could still access the President's tweets. The judge agreed but said that even considering the President's First Amendment rights, preventing users from interacting directly with him on Twitter represented a violation of a "real, albeit narrow, slice of speech."

She must be from Hawaii.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (oiNtH)

436 If the NFL chooses to seek to please their employees instead of their customers , that's their business.

But not for long.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned. at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (kUX60)

437 http://bit.ly/2GI5zg3
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Trump And The Woman Who Hates Him The Most Come To The Defense Of Tomi Lahren | Daily Wire

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (y3aQB)

438 giggling like an idiot, here.

Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (a7G/Q)

Zod knows I owe you a few.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (Dp6qK)

439 what about golf ?

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (bUjCl)

440 I don't mind if the NFL gets fans back eventually but I want them to suffer for a while until they get the message to not let the SJWs damage their product again. Clean house, get back to sports and shut up announcers and players when it comes to political grandstanding and commentary.

They need to pay a price until they get the message and remember it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (39g3+)

441 392 Shall we all call the good judge?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 02:11 PM (pxOl


Tweet the bitch.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (7UW64)

442 378 I'm out. I'll check in on former Sooners and that's it. Got to see how Baker does.
Posted by: Boomer
________

I get why you'd want to watch the Baker games on the internet, but the Sooners? You meant the Pokes, right?

Posted by: Furious George at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (9vQJW)

443 429
15 yard penalty would solve the problem.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2018 02:12 PM (PvFoN)



Nope. It's a personnel problem, and needs to be dealt with on the
personnel level. Bureaucratic (or technological) "solutions" will not
work. They need to get their players' minds right, or replace them.
Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (lRwzc)

This, for each infraction, to be assessed successively on each of the teams first downs until all the penalties are assessed.
25 kneelers? Your first 25 first downs will be first and 25.

Courage of your convictions fellas!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ymnmz)

444 that's a horrendous and massive issue they need to get on right now to end, not give tips on how to escape it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

SHELTER IN PLACE!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (wYseH)

445 439 what about golf ?

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (bUjCl)

Sorry, but I have some paint to watch dry.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (7UW64)

446 If it was up to ESPN, the whole league would be kneeling.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (O5Q3r)

447 I can't see that.

ESPN has been at the forefront of the "Sports gone SJW" push, ESPECIALLY since Disney bought them like 18 years ago.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:16 PM (WDCYi)


You may be right; it was just a guess. ESPN is hemorrhaging viewers, and has to be nervous about their numbers going forward, but maybe they're willing to take the hit to help promote communism in America.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (lRwzc)

448 Too little too late. FOAD NFL.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (r9UYA)

449 The government argued that blocked individuals could still access the President's tweets. The judge agreed but said that even considering the President's First Amendment rights, preventing users from interacting directly with him on Twitter represented a violation of a "real, albeit narrow, slice of speech."

Wow this ruling is even stupider than I thought it was. Now I think everything this idiot has ever ruled must be dredged up and reexamined, if this is a slice of her genius.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (39g3+)

450
Didn't work, but that was the intent.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 02:13 PM (eXA4G)


It did work. He made the roster cut that year so the 49er's ended up having to pay him millions. it was the following year he got cut
Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:19 PM (10vO4)






Ah, gotcha.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 02:22 PM (eXA4G)

451 Wait, so it follows that all government officials must be accessible on Twitter.

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 02:22 PM (hMwEB)

452 Did we ever get to the bottom of how a spoon was supposed to prevent islamogropia?



Something something they set off metal detectors.



That's what I got out of it.



I guess all sex-slavery kidnappers make sure to take their victims through metal detectors.





Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 23, 2018 02:13 PM (pxOl

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Yeah, to trigger security and allow them to talk alone to authorities at the airport to prevent being removed from the country and married/sold/auctioned off.Unrelated perhaps,but symbolic: Silver spoons are (or were) a traditional christening gift in Sweden.



Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:22 PM (5NMZN)

453 Sorry, but I have some paint to watch dry.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May 23, 2018 02:21 PM (7UW64)

watching is for people with lots and lots of time on their hands. playing golf is an acceptable outdoor activity. maybe even a sport.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (bUjCl)

454 406 Also, WhatWhatWhat and Guy and runner and others are on the right track. I actually like curling, too:

=

um , I would like to state for the record that I do not like curling. it is not a sport, it is opposite of sport and making it a sport is in line with making dishwashing and ironing a sport. I am sorry I confused anyone on this issue.
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (bUjCl)

The rule is that any activity that can be accomplished successfully without spilling your beer is not really a sport. It might be an activity but it's not a sport.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (RD7QR)

455 Major League Cricket.It's the next big thing!

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (xBSm0)

456 "15 yard penalty would solve the problem." Nope, because all the teams will do it, and the penalties will offset.

Fines won't work, because the teams will gladly pay the fines.

Let the NFL and Starbucks learn the lessons of appeasing mobs. Popcorn sales to rise.

Posted by: gp at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (mk9aG)

457 This, for each infraction, to be assessed successively on each of the teams first downs until all the penalties are assessed.
25 kneelers? Your first 25 first downs will be first and 25.

Courage of your convictions fellas!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ymnmz)


Same response, I'm afraid. You kneel? You're out for a season's worth of games (so if you do so on the last game of the season, you're out until the last game of NEXT season).

People problems have to be dealt with on a people basis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (lRwzc)

458 This wasn't a problem until the NFL agreed to broadcast the anthems after 9/11 (a request from the govt.). Easiest way to fix this is to stop broadcasting it. No audience, the problem will go away; none of them are principled enough to keep doing it when no one can see it. The NFL controls how the games are broadcast, they can make this happen if they want.

Posted by: Ragnarokpaperscissors at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (puF5F)

459 I don't twitter but I may if I can start with Hillary and the rest of the cabal.

Posted by: Cheri at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (oiNtH)

460 Die twitter die!

Posted by: Federal Judge at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (SkuXa)

461 Regarding the thread below: I'd be glad to no longer use "feminist".

That means libs got to stop ABUSING "Rule of law" "the Constitution", and probably every single word that describes America as a planned system of governance.

Also they don't get to say "Department of Justice independence" because the Justice Department is a Department of what?? The Cabinet. Which is led by who?? That would be the President, dipshits.

So when they say "independent Department of Justice" they're not talking about any "department" people who can read and understand words would be talking about.

But that really shows the tell. "New rules" by the left never have any sort of mutual intent. It's not like I can stop you from using words I don't want you to use, and you can stop me. No. Because their highnesses don't think that way.

We can "protect" your campaigns by spying on them and hyperventilating every time somebody comes in contact with a Russian. But you better not "protect" OUR campaigns the same way!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (vDqXW)

462 394 Did we ever get to the bottom of how a spoon was supposed to prevent islamogropia?

Something something they set off metal detectors.

That's what I got out of it.
_____________________

I think they said the spoon in the underwear was supposed to set off the metal detectors, and then the girl would be escorted away to a private location where she would not be overheard by the muzzie minder traveling with her, so she could spill her guts to LE about all his abuse without having to worry that he would later beat/rape/torture/ kill her.

Of course, once the minder sees LE coming to arrest him, he's going to know exactly who squealed, and he'll probably make sure that the girl gets it sooner or later.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (fqUgw)

463 443 This, for each infraction, to be assessed successively on each of the teams first downs until all the penalties are assessed.
25 kneelers? Your first 25 first downs will be first and 25.

Courage of your convictions fellas!


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ymnmz)


Point handicap assessed to the team with the most kneelers (in addition to the 15 yard penalty-per-player assessed to both teams).

Team A has 30 kneelers, but Team B only has 8?

Team B starts with a 22-0 lead over Team A.

Every player on both teams kneel? The game is declared a draw and thrown out.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (WDCYi)

464 The rule is that any activity that can be accomplished successfully without spilling your beer is not really a sport. It might be an activity but it's not a sport.

=

well, there you go. fishing - not a sport.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (bUjCl)

465 455 Major League Cricket.It's the next big thing!
Posted by: Roland THTG at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (xBSm0)


Cricket actually is a pretty good game. It needs a lot of tweaks of the rules, but it has possibilities.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (lRwzc)

466 The rule is that any activity that can be
accomplished successfully without spilling your beer is not really a
sport. It might be an activity but it's not a sport.



=



well, there you go. fishing - not a sport.

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (bUjCl)

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Table tennis is out!

Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (5NMZN)

467 Every player on both teams kneel? The game is declared a draw and thrown out.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (WDCYi)


Every player on both teams kneel? The game is declared a draw and every player is thrown out of the NFL.

End of problem.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (lRwzc)

468 Wait, when did the wicked witch of the west become a judge?

Posted by: Fritz at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (2Mnv1)

469 457
This, for each infraction, to be assessed successively on each of the teams first downs until all the penalties are assessed.

25 kneelers? Your first 25 first downs will be first and 25.



Courage of your convictions fellas!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:20 PM (ymnmz)



Same response, I'm afraid. You kneel? You're out for a season's
worth of games (so if you do so on the last game of the season, you're
out until the last game of NEXT season).



People problems have to be dealt with on a people basis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (lRwzc)


I see your point, but if you treat it like 25 unsportsmanlike conduct penalties each assessed on a different play, you would quickly find that there is at least one team who thinks they can win by not giving away 375 yard of offense.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (ymnmz)

470 Table tennis is out!
Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (5NMZN)


Have you ever seen serious table tennis? Yow.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (lRwzc)

471 Nope, because all the teams will do it, and the penalties will offset.

Posted by: gp at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (mk9aG)
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Won't matter, if I penalized each team on their successive possessions. In fact, they could even make a rule: possessions penalized 15 yards = players disgracing the national anthem.

Teams would get tired of starting from the 5 really quick.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (vDqXW)

472 Here's a Scientific American article about taking a knee, "The Psychology of Taking a Knee," which is painfully stupid. For example: "The athletes who followed him are showing reverence for the song and the flag, but they are simultaneously deviating from cultural norms at the moment their knees hit the grass."
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ybplxuvp

Posted by: m at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (0bRDi)

473 I'd like to see a rule that requires kneelers to give a written explanation of their protest. Kneel all you want, but at least tell people _exactly_ what you're kneeling about. Then we can all point and laugh at the stupid sh!t they write.

Posted by: gp at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (mk9aG)

474 Major League Cricket.It's the next big thing!
Posted by: Roland THTG


MLBB - Major League Bocce Ball

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (GWDdA)

475 Of course, once the minder sees LE coming to arrest him, he's going to know exactly who squealed, and he'll probably make sure that the girl gets it sooner or later.
========

Better yet, why couldn't the trafficker just inspect the girl before they enter the airport?

Posted by: bicentennialguy at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (vg8iE)

476 Table tennis is out!
Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (5NMZN)


well, the way some people play...but the Chinese national team...definitely beer spillers

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (bUjCl)

477 My current favorite sports: Aussie Rules Football and Rugby.

NFL has become a bit sissified with their feelings and social nonsense. Ladies at tea trying to one-up each other. Bleah.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (MIKMs)

478 Nope. It's a personnel problem, and needs to be dealt with on the personnel level. Bureaucratic (or technological) "solutions" will not work. They need to get their players' minds right, or replace them. Period.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:18 PM (lRwzc)
*********************
The fans and the team members would turn on the player that cost them points or caused them to lose.
It would be hilarious to watch.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (PvFoN)

479 LPGA, once a month?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 02:17 PM (Dp6qK)

**snort**

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (MX7xj)

480 408 Golf. Period.



Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (MX7xj)

Well no PGA Tour player will be kneeling that is for sure. And they do have many patriotic displays through the season. Back in the 90s I remember a player poll that put Republican party affiliation at around 90 percent. I would estimate with societal changes, that has plunged to 70-75 percent.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (n13/j)

481 Posted by: m at May 23, 2018 02:26 PM (0bRDi)

Is it OK to say send all psychologists who write stupid shit back to Africa?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (Dp6qK)

482 >>Cricket actually is a pretty good game. It needs a lot of tweaks of the rules, but it has possibilities.

Tweak it just enough so that it's baseball and you might be on to something.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)

483 ...players will be allowed to stay in the locker room if they choose...

And the fans will be allowed to boo the locker-room heroes if/when they make a play, or just cut to the chase and stay at home. When the stands are only half full, and good plays get booed, the whole team may re-evaluate whether putting up with the mincing assholes is worth it.

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (WDU9h)

484 Die twitter die!
Posted by: Federal Judge at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM (SkuXa)
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I'm thinking copyright infringement.

Posted by: The Silver Convention at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (vDqXW)

485 I've given up on the nfl on a personal level but not on a business level. Because money is money.

Posted by: NCKate at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (0NP56)

486
15 yard penalty would solve the problem." Nope, because all the teams will do it, and the penalties will offset.
Fines won't work, because the teams will gladly pay the fines.

Make a rule where if players kneel ticket holders can get a refund for half the ticket price

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (10vO4)

487 JUST IN: "If you have a problem with Congress overseeing Executive Branch agencies, take it up with the guys who wrote the Constitution" - Rep Jim Jordan


To do that you would have to be dea....

Oh.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (QQ+il)

488

Related: idiot judge orders twitter user to not block ANYONE EVER.

That twitter user is the President of the United States.

Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2Glrq)

489 No more NFL for me, the day I cut it out the quality of my life instantly improved. I'm just sorry I wasted so much time on it in the past, the NFL can go straight to Hell.

Posted by: Wicklow at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (uH65w)

490 Cricket actually is a pretty good game. It needs a lot of tweaks of the rules, but it has possibilities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Australian Rules Football -

"No Rules, Just Right"

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (GWDdA)

491 well, the way some people play...but the Chinese national team...definitely beer spillers

Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:27 PM (bUjCl)

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Yes, runner and Jay G, but THEY are not doing it right.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (5NMZN)

492 For example: "The athletes who followed him are showing reverence for the song and the flag, but they are simultaneously deviating from cultural norms at the moment their knees hit the grass."
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The rapist is showing reverence for the woman's femininity and sexuality, but is simultaneously deviating from cultural norms at the moment he enters her.

Posted by: Unscientific American at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

493 I think they said the spoon in the underwear was supposed to set off the metal detectors, and then the girl would be escorted away to a private location where she would not be overheard by the muzzie minder traveling with her, so she could spill her guts to LE about all his abuse without having to worry that he would later beat/rape/torture/ kill her.

Of course, once the minder sees LE coming to arrest him, he's going to know exactly who squealed, and he'll probably make sure that the girl gets it sooner or later.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 02:24 PM (fqUgw)


See, this spoon in the skivvies shit is a classic example of what I'm talking about above. It's a technical solution to a personnel problem.

The problem is that the Muzzies are murderous swine. They need to be dealt with - on a people level - accordingly. I.e., harshly.

Sticking a spoon in your shorts so metal detectors will find you so you can blub to some social worker is NOT a solution, and will NOT work. Guaranteed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (lRwzc)

494
Before the whole kneeling to shit on the Flag controversy broke out, I used to take an interest in the playoffs and in the superbowl. I would also watch the occasional regular season game if it was supposed to be a clash between two powerhouse teams with good records.
I enjoyed watching the Patriots win. And I especially enjoyed watching Tom Brady dominate.

Even though Trump has forced the NFL to genuflect on this issue and put in place a good policy against the flag-shitters: I will NOT be returning to my prior habit of watching the playoffs, etc.

I was never a hardcore fan. But I did tune in now and then to see a good game.

Now, I am done with the NFL.


Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (Z2PYk)

495 Cricket actually is a pretty good game. It needs a lot of tweaks of the rules, but it has possibilities.


no DH.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (QQ+il)

496 Posted by: Unscientific American at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (vg8iE)

Golf. Period. Clap.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 23, 2018 02:30 PM (Dp6qK)

497 Spoon in the undies is harram!
We recommend the plastic spork from Arby's.

Posted by: Ask the Imam at May 23, 2018 02:30 PM (xBSm0)

498 Why watch football when there is hockey. Nothing like listening to idol worship of super sports fans (football/baseball/basketball) talk about "we" did this or traded for that. I guess when you sucked at sports in high school and are now a fat slug you have to latch on to something.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at May 23, 2018 02:30 PM (x551D)

499 Seems fine to me.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 23, 2018 02:30 PM (fftfA)

500 >>488




Related: idiot judge orders twitter user to not block ANYONE EVER.



That twitter user is the President of the United States.

Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy

The hideously ugly judge was appointed by Clenis.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 02:31 PM (r9UYA)

501 That twitter user is the President of the United States.

Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2Glrq)
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More judges appropriating the Constitution. I've heard the argument, it's one of the dumbest arguments I've ever heard from these black-robed sophists.

Totally, totally without acumen.

Posted by: The Silver Convention at May 23, 2018 02:31 PM (vDqXW)

502 Tweak it just enough so that it's baseball and you might be on to something.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:28 PM (/tuJf)


LOL. Yeah, there is that. We used to joke that cricket is baseball on Xanax.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:31 PM (lRwzc)

503 Twitter might want to be a public utility now. their stock has been in the double-deep, hobo-infested terlit for years.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 02:31 PM (Dqci2)

504 I have this sad, frustrated feeling that for at least 90% of black NFL players, "racist" just equals "can't smoke weed during the season".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:31 PM (WDCYi)

505 This is just re-arranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (xfb67)

506
Cricket actually is a pretty good game. It needs a lot of tweaks of the rules, but it has possibilities.


Hurling is a mans game

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (10vO4)

507 Spoon in the undies is harram!
+++++
Would that be called "Spooning" too

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (y3aQB)

508 >>Cricket actually is a pretty good game.

Don't the games go on for like 4 days?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (r9UYA)

509 Aussie rules football is great, definitely a good alternative if you can find it.

But MLB is pretty good about avoiding politics, and severely hammered people who tried to kneel. They have annoying and stupid rule changes each year, but other than the pink gear for mother's day (to remind people of breast cancer, as if anyone is unaware of it), they avoid the rest.

Just be aware that individual teams may do events like "homosexual pride day" so you might want to avoid those games.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)

510 >>I guess when you sucked at sports in high school and are now a fat slug you have to latch on to something.


Hockey is not immune. Exhibit 1 - Pierre McGuire

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (/tuJf)

511 Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (10vO4)
+++++
NAH ! I have see Girls/Women Hurl pretty good at parties

Posted by: Internet Tough Guy at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (y3aQB)

512 Why watch football when there is hockey. Nothing like listening to idol worship of super sports fans (football/baseball/basketball) talk about "we" did this or traded for that. I guess when you sucked at sports in high school and are now a fat slug you have to latch on to something.
Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at May 23, 2018 02:30 PM (x551D)


This.

I was wearing a t-shirt of a tournament baseball team I played on that was named after an MLB professional team. Some armchair athlete stuck his finger in my chest and crowed about how HIS team had beaten MY team, little realizing that this was a team I played on, not one I watched on TV.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:33 PM (lRwzc)

513 Spoon in the undies is harram!

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I suspect the spoon is not actually in the undies if used properly.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:33 PM (5NMZN)

514 Cricket just needs some violence to be presentable to Americans. Maybe if there were tackling or studded bats or land mines or something. We can work with this.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (RD7QR)

515 >>LOL. Yeah, there is that. We used to joke that cricket is baseball on Xanax.

I did watch part of a cricket match, I had plans on the 2nd day, in Bermuda with some ganja boys once. That seemed to help the atmosphere immensely.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (/tuJf)

516 Hawaiian judge ruling incoming:

@ReutersPolitics 1m

BREAKING: Trump says U.S. is working on plan to deduct aid from countries that do not do enough to stop illegal immigrants from entering U.S.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (LNPd9)

517 The official sport of the entire planet should be one-on-one katana dueling.

One Must Fall.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (WDCYi)

518 Smell my spoon.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (vg8iE)

519

The NFL can lick me where I shit - the unfinished bathroom in mom's basement!

Posted by: Roger Badell at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (AyGZp)

520 The NFL doesn't have the guts to say 'yea' or 'nay' on the kneeling thing. This is a puling little "can't we all just get along?" attempted compromise plea. The overweening banality of their decision robs any juice that it might have carried.

I don't think that they should force the players to stand, and I don't like giving them the "out" of ducking the whole thing in the locker room like a bunch of cowardly little asses. Let your flags fly, dudes. If you're so brave and upstanding, then be brave and upstanding. Otherwise, your braggadocio is farcical.

Too little too late. "Too little' is their failure to realize that disrespect for the flag and the anthem is the same as peeing on them. 'Too late' was when they let that that Colin guy kneel with no personal consequence.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (X8DLV)

521 [o]Related: idiot judge orders twitter user to not block ANYONE EVER.

That twitter user is the President of the United States.
Posted by: Soothi With Just An i Because It's Cutesy at May 23, 2018 02:29 PM (2Glrq)[/o]

Oh, no, the ruling extends to every "public official." It's aimed at Trump but it hits every single elected, appointed, and other government employee who's on Twitter and uses it for ***any*** government or job-related purpose whatsoever.

Including judges.

Waiting for the Congress to move a "Government Servants Protection From Online Harassment Act" which they'll undoubtedly figure out a cutesy name for.

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (953wK)

522 Hockey's only flaws are that its hard to follow the game at all unless you really know it well (just knowing where the puck is can be baffling even to experts)... and the "everyone gets to the playoffs/playoffs are just a second season" effect. really you can skip the first half of the season, since the playoffs actually count and the other part really doesn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

523 Huh. Wonder where the [o] [/o] came from.

Maybe that's the Outrage tag.

Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 02:35 PM (953wK)

524 Just be aware that individual teams may do events like "homosexual pride day" so you might want to avoid those games.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:32 PM (39g3+)


The Padres had one of those, touting it as an opportunity to "network."

Pro tip: if you go to that game, don't drink beer, so you don't have to go to the mens' room.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:35 PM (lRwzc)

525 I'll be stocking up on video games to get me through the winter.
Posted by: dananjcon at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (xqfqx)

I was going to start in September but I'll bump it up a bit because

Yakuza Kiwami 2 - 8.28.18
Spiderman - 9.7.18
Shadow of the Tomb Raider - 9.14.18
Spyro Reignited Trilogy - 9.21.18
COD: Black Ops 4 - 10.12.18

Then there's the big one
Red Dead Redemption 2 - 10.26.18

Oh and there's Epic putting up $100 million (no that's not a typo) in prize pools for Fortnite competitive esports leagues.

Git gud.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 23, 2018 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

Doesn't Battlefield have their WWII game coming out in November too?

Posted by: Toddler at May 23, 2018 02:35 PM (8D42x)

526 514. No violence in cricket? Shit.....when India & Pakistan play, there's a good chance for a healthy body count.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 02:35 PM (fA1SL)

527
Better yet, why couldn't the trafficker just inspect the girl before they enter the airport?
Posted by: bicentennialguy
________________

Yep, and what if the girl's spoon drops out of her underwear accidentally before she gets to the metal detectors? Muzzie minder takes her back outside and beats her to death.

Not a terribly well-thought out plan. But hey, nobody bothered to think through any of the repercussions of importing millions of middle-eastern muzzies into western societies before our "elites" decided it was something we must do, so why start being sensible now?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer, Tall Imperial Majesty . . . at May 23, 2018 02:35 PM (fqUgw)

528 <<514
Cricket just needs some violence to be presentable to Americans. Maybe
if there were tackling or studded bats or land mines or something. We
can work with this.

Replace the ball with a hand grenade?

Posted by: Under Fire at May 23, 2018 02:35 PM (r9UYA)

529 Trump says U.S. is working on plan to deduct aid from countries that do not do enough to stop illegal immigrants from entering U.S.

AKA the "this is how Mexico will pay for the wall, knuckleheads" policy

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)

530 I think I will continue to watch only my Lions, recorded, and without watching a single commercial.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:36 PM (vDqXW)

531 NAH ! I have see Girls/Women Hurl pretty good at parties
Posted by: Internet Tough Guy



"Hold my hair and watch this!"
Posted by: Drunk Chick

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:36 PM (GWDdA)

532 The Padres had one of those, touting it as an opportunity to "network."
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A train networked me that day.

Posted by: Shep! at May 23, 2018 02:36 PM (vg8iE)

533 Judge Naomi Reice Buchwald:

The government argued that blocked individuals could still access the President's tweets. The judge agreed but said that even considering the President's First Amendment rights, preventing users from interacting directly with him on Twitter represented a violation of a "real, albeit narrow, slice of speech."

She must be from Hawaii.

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I wonder what if The Honorable Judge Naomi can block abusive twats:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks at May 23, 2018 02:37 PM (7bdz/)

534 This should fix the double digit year over year decrease in attendance and viewership the nfl has..... into a high double digit decrease.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2018 02:37 PM (pw+jk)

535 don't forget Starfield!

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 02:37 PM (Dqci2)

536 Too little, too late. Done with the NFL

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 23, 2018 02:37 PM (7ZVPa)

537 522 Hockey's only flaws are that its hard to follow the game at all unless you really know it well (just knowing where the puck is can be baffling even to experts)... and the "everyone gets to the playoffs/playoffs are just a second season" effect. really you can skip the first half of the season, since the playoffs actually count and the other part really doesn't.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)


Well, that, and hockey has become completely impenetrable to anyone who isn't a hardcore math geek (which may be a plus to most here, but sadly, I can't do math), as pretty much anything you can think of has been reduced to pure mathematical formula.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:38 PM (WDCYi)

538 Waiting for the Congress to move a "Government Servants Protection From Online Harassment Act"


which they'll undoubtedly figure out a cutesy name for.
Posted by: filbert

#GoFukYerself

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:38 PM (GWDdA)

539 I don't miss watching games, though admittedly I'm a tad curious about how much moola the Raiders had to pay Jon Gruden to come out of retirement to coach them again.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 02:38 PM (4aVpH)

540 515 >>LOL. Yeah, there is that. We used to joke that cricket is baseball on Xanax.

I did watch part of a cricket match, I had plans on the 2nd day, in Bermuda with some ganja boys once. That seemed to help the atmosphere immensely.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:34 PM (/tuJf)


Even when they hit the ball, cricket players don't run from one crease to the other; they lope, kinda like MLB players who draw a walk. Actually running is veddy un-British; one mustn't be seen to try hard, old bean. It's ungentlemanly. Success, if it comes at all, must come effortlessly.

The irony is that soccer moms here revere soccer as so terribly sophisticated, whereas in the UK it's the sport of the working class.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (lRwzc)

541 529 Trump says U.S. is working on plan to deduct aid from countries that do not do enough to stop illegal immigrants from entering U.S.

AKA the "this is how Mexico will pay for the wall, knuckleheads" policy
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:36 PM (39g3+)

Hmmm, money goes from one budgetary bucket to another. I like it. Should piss off the right people.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (RD7QR)

542 Amendment rights, preventing users from interacting directly with him on Twitter represented a violation of a "real, albeit narrow, slice of speech."
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Yeah and that's what the people want, for judges to make decisions wading deep into the margins!!

What buffoons!

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (vDqXW)

543
Doesn't Battlefield have their WWII game coming out in November too?
Posted by: Toddler


I expect they will have rail guns and drones.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (LNPd9)

544 Axeman, watching the Lions has not really counted as watching football for a long time.

Posted by: At least we're not the Browns isn't much of a motto at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (MM3j3)

545 I have heard people die playing cricket. That is bad of course. But they need to end the game at least the day it starts imo. At least if they want Americans to follow it.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (n13/j)

546 I stopped watching the NFL when the kneeling started, and no I won't be going back because of this change.

Posted by: Jack Protagonist at May 23, 2018 02:40 PM (F3MyW)

547 fuck em. feed em a fish head...

Posted by: Yumpin Yohnny at May 23, 2018 02:40 PM (ZgAF6)

548 What the President **can** do, is hire some staffers to tweet this judge 24/7.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:40 PM (vDqXW)

549 A train networked me that day.
Posted by: Shep! at May 23, 2018 02:36 PM (vg8iE)


You were pulling a network?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:40 PM (lRwzc)

550 Kinda cool that my Bears and backup team Packers had such truly stinky teams the past few years. Any player who was watchable was sacrificed on the altar of the Great QB, so the teams were dull, dull, dull. Didn't lose anything the past few years with the protests because I was already done.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 23, 2018 02:41 PM (MIKMs)

551
Trump says U.S. is working on plan to deduct aid from countries that do not do enough to stop illegal immigrants from entering U.S.


Jorge Ramos will never sign off on that

Posted by: Flwless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:41 PM (10vO4)

552 he irony is that soccer moms here revere soccer as
so terribly sophisticated, whereas in the UK it's the sport of the
working class.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (lRwzc)

anything to deviate from traditional Americana. And those soy latte grandes are just so Italian, just like you are there amirite?

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:41 PM (n13/j)

553 @510 Jackstraw-Here in the Bay Area not many are into hockey so you're not overwhelmed with BS chatter. Nothing more loathsome than listening to the Niners/Raiders/Giants/A's BS rivalry talk that seems. Only time it's worthwhile is when it comes to blows during lunch.

Posted by: JROD High Testosterone Conservative at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (x551D)

554 I'm pretty sure that the judge will consider her twitter account private.
Another do as I say and not as I do day ending in "Y" for leftists.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (pw+jk)

555 I figured Ace would be all over the twitter story like a hobo with a nice, shiny pelt.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (ycWCI)

556 540 The irony is that soccer moms here revere soccer as so terribly sophisticated, whereas in the UK it's the sport of the working class.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (lRwzc)

No, they revere soccer here because none of the "diverse" kids want to play it.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (WDCYi)

557 >>I have heard people die playing cricket.

People have been born, lived full lives, and then died before a test match ends.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (/tuJf)

558 I have heard people die playing cricket. That is bad of course. But they need to end the game at least the day it starts imo.

At least if they want Americans to follow it.
Posted by: Quint


Tweets are limited to 140 characters. A ball game shouldn't last 4 days.

We'll be gone after 7 innings.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (GWDdA)

559 Axeman, watching the Lions has not really counted as watching football for a long time.

Posted by: At least we're not the Browns isn't much of a motto at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (MM3j3)
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LOL. Back when Millen ran the team (Ahhhhgghhh!), I used to tell fellow Lions fans "I got to watch some real NFL football" from time to time.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (vDqXW)

560 545 I have heard people die playing cricket. That is bad of course. But they need to end the game at least the day it starts imo. At least if they want Americans to follow it.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (n13/j)


Some matches last five days. Others are decided not by the score, but by the rate of scoring. Batsmen can (in effect) foul off every pitch that they don't like, and only run when they feel like it.

You can see where some tweaks could cheer up this game a lot.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (lRwzc)

561 Social Justice Warriors have begun the destruction of this industry, and will keep doubling down until they complete the destruction.

The industry exists based on an illusion -- that what the players do on the field has something to do with us.

The players, being lummoxes, were easily talked into irreversibly exploding the illusion on the basis that they are millionaires in solidarity with the oppressed, i.e. brown people on welfare.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (7Xe0U)

562 You were pulling a network?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:40 PM (lRwzc)

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Oh, he's pulling a network, alright...









...to the left.

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (4aVpH)

563 People have been born, lived full lives, and then died before a test match ends.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (/tuJf)
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Let alone a hockey season.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (vDqXW)

564 No, they revere soccer here because none of the "diverse" kids want to play it.
Posted by: Hikaru


Come to Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (GWDdA)

565 The Rams new male cheerleaders should wear spoons in their underpants. There I said it!

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (EzdLW)

566 I have heard people die playing cricket.
Posted by: Quint


Yeah.

Of old age.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (LNPd9)

567

As long as no cameras in the locker rooms, sounds good to me.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (fceHP)

568 No, they revere soccer here because none of the "diverse" kids want to play it.

Posted by: Hikaru





Come to Texas.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (GWDdA)
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The other diverses.

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Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (5NMZN)

569 I was already getting sick of televised sports before this started up - too many commercials, too much stupid yak yak yak, too many overpaid prima donnas. The kneeling was just the brown icing on the shit-cake.

The whole idea of national sports leagues was supposed to reinforce this idea that we still have some kind of common culture that we can all participate in, regardless of our political differences. Well we don't, not anymore, and I don't feel any need to waste countless hours watching a boring charade designed to keep that idea going. It's over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (k1TUh)

570 Some matches last five days. Others are decided not by the score, but by the rate of scoring. Batsmen can (in effect) foul off every pitch that they don't like, and only run when they feel like it.


Pitchers need to learn change-ups.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (GWDdA)

571 I rode a train onc.... wait.. the train rode me.
My bad.

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (pw+jk)

572


Go one way, then go the other, get two sides at each other's throats.

Makes for compelling drama.

Funny how the game didn't need this crap for quite a while. Now it's circus time and Rollerball every damned week.

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (AYWrf)

573 Removing or really modifying the offsides rule in Soccer would make it a better, higher scoring game.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (QQ+il)

574 There won't be billion dollar football stadiims when this has run its course. There will be bleachers and a hotdog stand. Way to go, dummies.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (7Xe0U)

575 Let's begin with my primary criticism of the NFL: The standard of play is terrible and has been on a downward trajectory for 20 years or so. The offenses are generic and unimaginative and the coaching tree is totally incestuous. Example: Norv Turner replaced Mike Shula as the offensive coordinator for Carolina this offseason. A more meaningless change is hard to imagine. Plus, Norv is 66 and has been an NFL coach since 1985. WOOO NEW BLOOD!

Second, Roger Goodell is a metaphor for everything wrong with American business and political leadership. Risk averse ninny, but still without respect for the past. He overexposed his product and refuses to admit that it is overexposed (see Thursday Night Football). He is also part of the cabal that ignored all the head trauma evidence for years. Man, I can't stand him.

Third, vapid empty gestures are everywhere on the left and the entire kneeling episode only enraged the league's core audience. Want to do something about police violence? Try sending a message to the inner city that just maybe some of their problems are of their own making. Oh, hello, Kanye.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

576 Some matches last five days. Others are decided not by the score, but by the rate of scoring. Batsmen can (in effect) foul off every pitch that they don't like, and only run when they feel like it.

You can see where some tweaks could cheer up this game a lot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (lRwzc)

I hear you!

Posted by: Abner Doubleday at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (7uYFy)

577 nood

Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (a0IVu)

578 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change? I've been out for a while, so this doesn't really change anything for me.

Imma wait and see. How many players will remain in the locker room? Is this gonna be a "difference without distinction"? Time will tell.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (di1hb)

579 Prolly stick to watching college football. Screw the NFL.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (SI1Xt)

580 Cricket is easy. There are so many innings in a century, or else there are that many centuries in an inning, and the batsman faces the bowler who doesn't bowl but...

OK. I give up.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (fuK7c)

581 No, they revere soccer here because none of the "diverse" kids want to play it.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (WDCYi)


Hmmm. I hadn't thought of that.

We practice baseball on a multi-purpose facility, and we've had soccer moms bitch about our warming up throwing the ball at the edge of the field because they're afraid that little Tristan and/or Buffy will be hit by that hard baseball. As if we're likely to throw a ball fifty yards off target.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (lRwzc)

582 565 The Rams new male cheerleaders should wear spoons in their underpants. There I said it!
Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (EzdLW)

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Okay, I briefly glanced at the spoon thingie on the sidebar.

I really do not want to click on that, so can someone give me the lowdown?

Also, male cheerleaders in the NFL?

Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (4aVpH)

583 Pitchers need to learn change-ups.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (GWDdA)
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You mean bowlers.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

584 560 545 I have heard people die playing cricket. That is bad of course. But they need to end the game at least the day it starts imo. At least if they want Americans to follow it.
Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 02:39 PM (n13/j)

Some matches last five days. Others are decided not by the score, but by the rate of scoring. Batsmen can (in effect) foul off every pitch that they don't like, and only run when they feel like it.

You can see where some tweaks could cheer up this game a lot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (lRwzc)

Electric shocks! Tazer them when they pull shit like that. (I can see where a LOT of gin would get consumed over a 5-day game.)

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

585
The irony is that soccer moms here revere soccer as so terribly sophisticated, whereas in the UK it's the sport of the working class.


There is a certain sophistication to the flopping

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (10vO4)

586 That's not going to work. What's going to stop them from saying they won't kneel and going on the field and kneeling anyway?

Without sanctions on the players it's all phony.

And the fans will know it and continue boycotting.

Plus this doesn't address the continue lean to the left and the destruction of the game.

I fully expect to see them putting flags on the uniforms and initiating a touch version.

Might as well put the cheerleaders on the field. They'll bring in more viewers.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (xyCFt)

587 566 I have heard people die playing cricket.
Posted by: Quint

Yeah.

Of old age."

Don't leave out "Boredom", although that mainly applies to the audience.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (k1TUh)

588 As long as no cameras in the locker rooms, sounds good to me.


You're not talking about me, are you?

Posted by: Women's Beach Volleyball at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (fuK7c)

589 >>>138 Jason Whitlock was on Varney and his suggestion was 'if a player kneels on the field during the anthem, he does not play' - but he did not think the owners had the courage to go that far.
Posted by: IC at May 23, 2018 01:36 PM (a0IVu)

I expect that, like children, they'll collude to do something else--like putting their hands on their hips--so the virtue-signaling continues.

Posted by: m at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (0bRDi)

590 Next PDT-related Twitter lawsuit: Force PDT to read every reply posted to his account. What good is being unblocked if PDT does not read your brilliant and cutting comment? Exoect Judge Macadamia Nut to decree a Federal Marshal must force PDT to read all Twitter responsess, within 4 hours of posting.

Posted by: Gref at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (eAGim)

591 IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE SF ZOO HAS A NORTH AMERICAN GROUND APE NAMED KAEPERNICK

Posted by: BEN ROTTENSPLOOGER at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (2snAa)

592 That could be the dilation in my eyes talking. Find out if my cataract is ready yet.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (SI1Xt)

593 Pitchers need to learn change-ups.



Posted by: rickb223 at May 23, 2018 02:44 PM (GWDdA)

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You mean bowlers.

Posted by: Axeman at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (vDqXW)

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This about cricket or Pride Day?

Posted by: RioBravo at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (5NMZN)

594 Want to do something about police violence? Try sending a message to the inner city that just maybe some of their problems are of their own making. Oh, hello, Kanye.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (Boy/L)


"Don't grapple with a police officer in an attempt to grab his gun."

"This has been a public service announcement."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (lRwzc)

595 Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change? I've been out for a while, so this doesn't really change anything for me.


don't know

it's nice having all of that free time

I'm sure they'll still be supporting other SJW causes with brightly colored shoes or ribbons, arm bands.

nah, unless hubby has it on, which I doubt he will either

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (fceHP)

596
Die twitter die!
Posted by: Federal Judge at May 23, 2018 02:23 PM



I've been wondering this for a while. Is the Left unhinged enough to destroy Twitter just to deny Trump a venue for communicating with the American people?

After he got elected, I was going to post a crazy prediction that Twitter would not exist in another year. I was wrong. But it could still happen.

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 02:48 PM (EzdLW)

597 First, I didn't suggest sending them ALL back. I suggested sending back the football players who kneel, because such behavior indicates a clear need for educational instruction of the kind that can only be obtained by harsh example.

Second, I clearly said that they'd go back for a period of 5 years, after which they would return -- hopefully with a much fuller understanding of how very, very fortunate they are to be living in these United States.

So the answer to your question is, quite obviously, NO.


Except wtf does their ancestry have to do with anything?

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at May 23, 2018 02:48 PM (CPk08)

598 There is a certain sophistication to the flopping
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM (10vO4)


The flopping is an outrage.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:48 PM (lRwzc)

599 I've been wondering this for a while. Is the Left unhinged enough to destroy Twitter just to deny Trump a venue for communicating with the American people?

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 02:48 PM (EzdLW)


If so, please, God, let them destroy Farcebook too.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 02:49 PM (lRwzc)

600 The whole idea of national sports leagues was supposed to reinforce this idea that we still have some kind of common culture that we can all participate in, regardless of our political differences.

Yeah sports should bring us together in our enjoyment of the athletics (even if we are divided by rivalries, we're united in our love of the game). These guys are working to split us up.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 23, 2018 02:51 PM (39g3+)

601 Posted by: Gref at May 23, 2018 02:47 PM (eAGim)

What's gonna be fun is his ruling could be applied to any public official.

This means that all the Congress that have blocked someone will now have to unblock them.

Plus all the spam and porno spam.

And this can be leveraged all the way down to your local dog catcher.

Somehow I think someone's going to appeal this crappy ruling.

It was NYC so, you know.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 23, 2018 02:51 PM (xyCFt)

602
The Rams new male cheerleaders should wear spoons in their underpants. There I said it!
Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 02:43 PM (EzdLW)

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Okay, I briefly glanced at the spoon thingie on the sidebar.

I really do not want to click on that, so can someone give me the lowdown?

Also, male cheerleaders in the NFL?
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 02:46 PM



Rams are going add men to their cheerleading squad.

As for spoons in underwear - I skimmed the article but not in detail. It's because of the rise in Swedish women being whisked out of the country against their will as captive brides to men from the religion of peace. Spoons - metal - are supposed to trigger metal detectors at airports, meaning authorities search, and the girls tell them what's happening.

Posted by: Hands at May 23, 2018 02:53 PM (EzdLW)

603 Too little, too late. I haven't watched for the past two seasons. I have no intention of going back in my lifetime.

Posted by: Bill R. at May 23, 2018 02:54 PM (IuYIh)

604 What did the NFL expect? When you hire thugs, you get thuggish behavior.

This applies to the NBA also.

Hockey's different. They're just nuts. All that cold and ice freezes the brain.

What's good for freezing? Anti-Freeze of course.

Human type. No one can convince me that those guys on the ice haven't taken something to 'warm' them up a bit.

Plus hockey players rarely attack fans. course the barrier helps with that.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 23, 2018 02:55 PM (xyCFt)

605 579 Prolly stick to watching college football. Screw the NFL.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at May 23, 2018 02:45 PM (SI1Xt)


Good thing watching college sports doesn't help fill the coffers of the SJW factories.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 23, 2018 02:57 PM (di1hb)

606 Jesus must be coming soon cause the world is going nucking futz.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 23, 2018 02:57 PM (xyCFt)

607 279
that was my question as well:
if kneeling was a protest, what would it have taken for them to voluntarily stop kneeling?
All cops getting fired?


Only the white ones.


All felons getting released?
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 23, 2018 01:54 PM (hMwEB)


Only the black ones.

Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2018 03:00 PM (xjiRE)

608 um , I would like to state for the record that I do not like curling. it is not a sport, it is opposite of sport and making it a sport is in line with making dishwashing and ironing a sport. I am sorry I confused anyone on this issue.
Posted by: runner at May 23, 2018 02:15 PM (bUjCl)
+++++++
Willowed AF, but I would like to set the record straight and apologize to runner for painting him (or her) with the wrong brush.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 03:07 PM (I2dne)

609 I have heard people die playing cricket.



People have been born, lived full lives, and then died before a test match ends.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 23, 2018 02:42 PM (/tuJf)
heh.

Posted by: Quint at May 23, 2018 03:08 PM (n13/j)

610 15
They're now giving money to left wing causes.


Posted by: MikeN at May 23, 2018 01:22 PM (o/eHL)

Far, far left causes, and a LOT of money at that. No eyeballs from me to finance that, sorry NFL. Okay, not sorry.

Posted by: Wysiwyg Mtwzzyzx at May 23, 2018 03:17 PM (98Feg)

611 Way too little. Way too late.
Two, full seasons without watching a minute of that crap.
I've already moved on to other things.


Posted by: Rachel Maddow at May 23, 2018 03:40 PM (jWe5r)

612 Nah, I'm still done.

Posted by: dogsandhogs at May 23, 2018 03:46 PM (6kXVL)

613 "Is anyone who's given up on the NFL recently going back due to this change?"

Hmmm... I didn't hear an Apology from the NFL, did I?

If Roger Goodell went on the air and openly admitted that the NFL was deeply ashamed of its role as enabler, and condemned the actions of the protesters while simultaneously respecting their right to their opinions - and thus allowing them to stay off of the field in the future...

Then I'd consider it.

I'd still almost certainly tune these communists out, but at least I'd consider it.

Posted by: RobM1981 at May 23, 2018 03:52 PM (VVBN7)

614 Why would anyone want to *force* someone to prepare food for them, against their will? Shortsighted.

Posted by: Tom at May 23, 2018 04:23 PM (wBro8)

615 Never going back again. (You read that in Lindsey Buckingham's voice.)

Posted by: dougw at May 23, 2018 04:33 PM (Z/H6z)

616
The NFL is misogynist. They have no women on their teams. Women can do anything a man can do....only better. Until the NFL has women on their teams I will never watch another game.

Posted by: @FreeCitizen4Now at May 23, 2018 05:03 PM (YMuSO)

617
I gave up on the NFL back when they went out on strike once too often.

Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at May 23, 2018 05:23 PM (wPVDQ)

618 NFL Owner Endorses Protests - Kneeling Will Continue

No sooner did the NFL announce, to great fanfare (as it announces pretty much everything), its new national anthem policy did New York Jets chairman Christopher Johnson declare that he will pay any fine if a Jets player kneels during the song

https://yhoo.it/2KOXpot

Posted by: Trigger Warning at May 23, 2018 06:44 PM (YRXy3)

619 Its bad enough that they HATE me, personally, and everything I (and this country) stands for - but they've gone out of their way to vomit their HATE directly into my face, expecting me to swallow it, smile, and give them my hard earned money.

I'll never go to another game, buy any of their merchandise, or watch them on TV.

Posted by: Aarradin at May 24, 2018 03:47 AM (5kvQv)

620 In a nutshell:

(1) They told you FU to your face, 50 times.

(2)They never even apologized (but it's been too late for that for a LOOOONG time, anyway).

(3) But now that they say they're going to say FU behind your back INSTEAD, they expect that everything will be OK.

(4) Besides that being F-ing clueless, this rule is WORSE THAN MEANINGLESS, because ...

(5) The NFL will NEVER put a meaningful punishment behind it. So...

(6) It will be violated, practically at will. Which MEANS ...

(7) While it's propaganda to try to bring some viewers back, it's really just a vehicle to grant the perps more attention-getting martyrdom.

( So they're clueless because they don't really care, and they know they don't mean it. It's a disingenuous attempt to con a few viewers back, and to try not to look as bad as they obviously are.

(9) Really, it's just ammo for the Leftist propaganda machine. They'll say, "We met their demands, but they're still upset, because they're really just racists."

Posted by: Optimizer at May 24, 2018 04:28 PM (GeYg1)

621 Today, I went to the beachfront with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4
year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to
her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear.
She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is totally off topic but I had to tell someone!

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622 Your style is very unique in comparison to other people I
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