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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (5/23/18 )
Humanity may endure the loss of everything: all its possessions may be torn away without infringing its true dignity; — all but the possibility of improvement. Johann Gottlieb FichteQuote II
I am quite serious when I say that I do not believe there are, on the whole earth besides, so many intensified bores as in these United States. No man can form an adequate idea of the real meaning of the word, without coming here. Charles DickensQuote III
Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.George Bernard Shaw
Amazon isn't just a shopping outlet, it has entered an area that has the ACLU concerned.
Amazon is actively courting law-enforcement agencies to use a cloud-based facial-recognition service that can identify people in real time, the American Civil Liberties Union reported Tuesday, citing the documents obtained from two US departments. The service, which Amazon markets under the name Rekognition, can recognize as many as 100 people in a single image and can compare images against databases containing tens of millions of faces. Company executives describe deployment by law enforcement agencies as common use case.
Less than a week after Stefan Halper was outed as the FBI informant who infiltrated the Trump campaign, public records reveal that the 73-year-old Oxford University professor and former U.S. government official was paid handsomely by the Obama administration starting in 2012 for various research projects. A longtime CIA and FBI asset who once reportedly ran a spy-operation on the Jimmy Carter administration, Halper was enlisted by the FBI to spy on several Trump campaign aides during the 2016 U.S. election. Meanwhile, a search of public records reveals that between 2012 and 2018, Halper received a total of $1,058,161 from the Department of Defense.
Perhaps he can use that money for gastric bypass surgery. Fat and disgusting is no way to go through life.
Numerous gay couples have set up Christian bakers by asking them to custom-bake cakes celebrating a gay wedding. Many have wondered why they never seem to approach Muslim bakers with that request. Well, now it has happened, only in even more offensive form: Transgender Files 50k Complaint After Muslim Woman Refuses to Wax Genitals. Earlier this month, a male-to-female transgender filed a $50,000 human rights complaint after a Muslim woman refused to perform a Brazilian wax on his genitals. … “She never once asked for a leg wax [from] us,” Max Wax manager, president and CEO Jason Carruthers told PJ Media. “She said, ‘Women have penises and women have balls and if your staff is not comfortable they can look for another job.'”
Leave it to a SJW to ruin a little girl's tea party. Until someone she didn't know come to her rescue and commence one hell of a beat down.
SJW Calls Little Girl Racist For Dressing Like Geisha, Gets Destroyed By Japanese Person
This person didn't know what they were in for when they decided to be outraged at a little girl's tea party and white knight on behalf of the entirely Japan. The ensuing destruction of their argument by a Japanese person must have left them smoldering.
May 23, 2012, Erasmus MC University Medical Center in the Netherlands announced they had drawn clear links between listening to loud music, smoking marijuana and having "risky" sex. The study, published in the Official Journal of the American Academy Of Pediatrics, revealed that young people who listened to loud music on their MP3 players were more likely to have sparked up a joint in the last month. The researchers, surveyed 944 students from inner-city vocational schools aged 15 to 25. via thisdayinmusic.com
No word if Garrett was part of the study.
May 23, 1987, Twelve former members of the Doobie Brothers reunited for a charity concert at the Hollywood Bowl in Los Angeles. The show raised $350,000 for Vietnam veterans, about two-thousand of whom attended the show for free. via thisdayinmusic.com
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (cAj82)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (cAj82)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (cAj82
Spoken like a true woman/wife
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:06 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:06 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:06 PM (cAj82)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 10:06 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 10:06 PM (IqV8l)
See? I was right.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 10:07 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2018 10:07 PM (TdMsT)
As for Chuck Dickens' comment about bores in the US. Fuck him. Being interesting is overrated.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 23, 2018 10:08 PM (eXA4G)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2018 10:08 PM (KxbBq)
+++++
That contains some AA+ caterwauling.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:09 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Mötley Crüe at May 23, 2018 10:09 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: kallisto at May 23, 2018 10:09 PM (Pj83y)
It's just suicide. It's the "incel" way out, from a terminally-depressed person who doesn't see a better way forward. Usually, there is.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 10:10 PM (6FqZa)
Imagine how they plan to monetize this stuff.
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 23, 2018 10:10 PM (RuIsu)
cloud-based facial-recognition service that can identify people in real
time, the American Civil Liberties Union reported Tuesday, citing the
documents obtained from two US departments.
The service, which Amazon markets under the name Rekognition, can
recognize as many as 100 people in a single image and can compare images
against databases containing tens of millions of faces. Company
executives describe deployment by law enforcement agencies as common use
case.
They should be honest and call it the Bertillon System.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 10:10 PM (2K6fY)
But I'm now disagreeing with that "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?" guy.
Posted by: RI Red at May 23, 2018 10:11 PM (hq5TY)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:11 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anthony Weiner at May 23, 2018 10:12 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (3Pma+)
I've written a few Honey Do Lists in my life, yes I have.
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:12 PM (cAj82)
So it's possible to change one's gender multiple times, to even make up genders that no one ever heard of before, but any attempt at using anything from any culture other than the one you are born into is "appropriation" and not to be permitted.
Okay, whatever...
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 23, 2018 10:12 PM (3eV0J)
Posted by: ALH
---I'll paint it. No need to remind me every six months.
Sheese
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:12 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: RI Red at May 23, 2018 10:11 PM (hq5TY)
Hope you get well soon!
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:13 PM (cAj82)
Hannity had Victoria Toensing on (Joe DiGenova's wife, they're in practice together) and she was talking about the setup of Papadopolous. They were trying to get several Trump aides to bite, but they didn't, and it was Papadopolous who fell for it.
They get him to London, make him think he's a big shot, and have in an unfamiliar setting where he won't realize things are amiss.
They used a honey trap on him it, turned out. Had some hot blonde get all friendly with him in that London bar and make sure he got all tanked up. She was the one who made sure he, in drunken stupor, got to chatting with the Australian ambassador.
So, lesson, my fellow babies. When some hot Kbdabear specimen starts getting all chatty cathy with you and rubbing all over you, it's a setup. Your dick wants it to be true, but don't pay any attention to your dick. Listen to your big head.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:13 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 23, 2018 10:13 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Deadpool 2 was kinda annoying at May 23, 2018 10:13 PM (xJa6I)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 10:10 PM (2K6fY)
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A Panopticon, but without the prison or factory or Jeremy Bentham. So I guess, not a Panopticon.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:14 PM (hYcqw)
U.K. Sentencing Council: Six Years in Jail for Wrongthink
Not content to sentence babies to death, aiding and abetting rapists, and protecting Jihadi beliefs, the British have yet again confirmed that the elite want to turn the U.K. into a full Orwellian nightmare: The Sentencing Council for England and Wales wants to throw people who express thoughtcrime in jail (or "gaol" as they say) for up to six years.
http://politicalhat.com/?p=14632
Posted by: The Political Hat at May 23, 2018 10:14 PM (itfg0)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:05 PM (cAj82)
There goes my idea for a comment.
I got nothing.
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:15 PM (cAj82)
So it's possible to change one's gender multiple times, to even make
up genders that no one ever heard of before, but any attempt at using
anything from any culture other than the one you are born into is
"appropriation" and not to be permitted.
Okay, whatever...
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 23, 2018 10:12 PM (3eV0J)
I've decided that it is wrong to practice Socialism, since that is apparently culturally appropriating Venezuela.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 10:15 PM (2K6fY)
I am becoming resigned to the likelihood that the loss of hearing in my left ear is more or less permanent. It's basically white noise and anything I do hear sounds like it's coming from a cheap speaker.
What's particularly distressing is that music, which has a very large part of my life, now sounds distorted, with all kinds of strange overtones and dissonance. But I will listen with whatever the Good Lord leaves me. Stuff like this happens.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2018 10:15 PM (LNz08)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 10:15 PM (glrdo)
Prime number!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2018 10:14 PM (sdi6R)
All the good comments are in the top twenty,
n'est-ce pas?
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (cAj82)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (7LY+6)
You have a skill in finding pictures that quietly symbolize the greatest country in the world. Thank you.
USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 23, 2018 10:12 PM (3eV0J)
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I'm on board. Everyone outside of Northern/Central/Western Europe and English-speaking North America better get out of the "industry" game immediately. They can go back to living in hovels and dying by 40 where they belong without their appropriated western culture.
Gimmie a break.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Eromero at May 23, 2018 10:17 PM (zLDYs)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (pNxlR)
++++++
Missed it by *that* much.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:17 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)
++++
Perhaps someone should remind the retards at the ACLU what "ACLU" actually stands for. Something about civil liberties, I believe. Amazon, is not the government. As a private company, they can't infringe our civil liberties. If the ACLU wants to make demands of anyone, they should figure out a way to direct those demands at a government, if they can figure out how said government is infringing on anyone's civil liberties with this software.
Amazon should tell the ACLU to go piss up a rope.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 23, 2018 10:18 PM (pvjTE)
Posted by: gnewt at May 23, 2018 10:18 PM (OB4KJ)
Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 10:18 PM (953wK)
https://youtu.be/U9_3nQFNy-w
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 23, 2018 10:18 PM (NL6wI)
Prime number!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (pNxlR)
I was told there would be no Math.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 10:18 PM (7PQBV)
So much popular music then?
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 10:19 PM (7LY+6)
++++++
Rue Britannia, Britannia'll rue the day.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:19 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 10:20 PM (7LY+6)
Cube top, squared-off
Eight corners, 90 degree angles
Flat top, stares straight ahead
Stock parts, blockhead
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 10:20 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (ii30j)
Posted by: The Kinks at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (2rRKu)
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (9rIkM)
I just used the phrase "You do you, boo boo"
Should I resign as a member of this community now or wait to be ex-communicated?
Posted by: TickledPink at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (TL2pK)
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 10:22 PM (ii30j)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (cAj82)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999334264649977859
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999334397160673281
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999334514856988673
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999334724257615873
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999334854012690433
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (eh0Va)
Should I resign as a member of this community now or wait to be ex-communicated?
Posted by: TickledPink
---
In what context TP? Could be relevant.
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: JAS at May 23, 2018 10:22 PM (ii30j)
Did not know that.
Posted by: Francis the Talking Mule at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (pzA2L)
But I'm now disagreeing with that "Drugs are bad, mmmkay?" guy.
Posted by: RI Red at May 23, 2018 10:11 PM (hq5TY)
Glad you checked in with your status.
Drugs are your friend. Especially after reconstructive surgery.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: The Kinks at May 23, 2018 10:21 PM (pzA2L)
+++++++
I know, and it's heartbreaking. The English-speaking peoples are history's bona fide ultra winners and their self-destruction gives me the willies.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (hYcqw)
Wally's going to go bankrupt. They don't have products they had last week. Product placement is changed. It's no fun to go buy cheap when it's not there.
A mozon has a very well laid out site and much better customer service.
Wally should be told the K-Mart model is not one to follow.
Posted by: gnewt at May 23, 2018 10:24 PM (OB4KJ)
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 10:24 PM (KNvSz)
foundation full of cracks!
She lost her ass on Election Day,
and she won't be comin' back!
Without Trump,
where would we be right now?
Without Truuuuuuuuuump!
Posted by: Trump Train Running at May 23, 2018 10:25 PM (wSC8T)
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999334956257153024
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999335405815255040
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999335513755734016
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999335605690650624
https://twitter.com/kbdabear/status/999335696639946753
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2018 10:25 PM (eh0Va)
...
Posted by: kbdabear at May 23, 2018 10:23 PM (eh0Va)
+++++++
So Wednesday's theme is "tits?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (y4sLz)
"Leave it to a SJW to ruin a little girl's tea party."
The slap down of SJW byan actual Japaneses person was awesome but unfortunately on the thread below numerous posters, close to half, still blather on about inappropriate cultural appropriation is and it is NOt cute, funny or OK.
Joyless little tyrants they are. We are going to need bigger slap downs.
Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (1FhAQ)
You have a skill in finding pictures that quietly symbolize the greatest country in the world. Thank you.
USA! USA! USA!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2018 10:16 PM (hyuyC)
I love my country. And I fly a flag at home and at the cabin. I fear my government
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (arhmY)
Chase any yellow balls today?
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:17 PM (9rIkM)
Friday in Worthington. New racquet. I can't wait.
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
out to check the charcoal on the grill for dinner...
BIAB!
(if anyone cares, of course)
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2018 10:27 PM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Bernhard Riemann at May 23, 2018 10:27 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: who said stick pussy? at May 23, 2018 10:27 PM (CAaEL)
THe CEO of Wally world insisted on competing with Amazon, what a freeking joke. Until Amazon finds a way to ship dairy products without spoil, Wally world and their EBT users will keep them solvent
Posted by: associate trying not to smdh at May 23, 2018 10:28 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: Ladyl
---Make them sorry they accepted the match!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:29 PM (9rIkM)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:29 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: That little brat from Kindergarten Cop, if the movie had been made today. at May 23, 2018 10:29 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: gnewt at May 23, 2018 10:29 PM (OB4KJ)
Posted by: f*ck you, Ovechkin at May 23, 2018 10:30 PM (UD9ph)
In all of human history.
Think of it. That Grand Old Flag is known in every corner of the world... and beyond.
Posted by: Anon a mouse at May 23, 2018 10:30 PM (7LY+6)
---Make them sorry they accepted the match!
Posted by: Tonypete at May 23, 2018 10:29 PM (9rIkM)
I hope!
Posted by: Ladyl at May 23, 2018 10:30 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 23, 2018 10:30 PM (y4sLz)
Posted by: garrett
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The encoding causes damage to neurons.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 10:30 PM (RwYr/)
Morons, you might say.
One of there songs is, of course, "Blockheads.". A delightfully rude song--the kind of rude that can only be achieved with a working-class English accent.
Posted by: filbert at May 23, 2018 10:31 PM (953wK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (3Pma+)
Crap, grade school flash back of a kid belting out THIS IS MYYYYYYY COUNTRY!!!!!!!!
The government is a leviathan that cannot be reigned in. Lord know why they haven't lowered the hammer like they did over a 150 years ago.
Posted by: associate trying not to smdh at May 23, 2018 10:31 PM (pzA2L)
Why do all these terms sound like they are straight out of dystopic sci-fi novels and classic Twilight Zone episodes. Fucking fuck fuck Leftards.
Actually this sound like the name of one of Hillary's camps. The Re-kognition camp where you learn how to have Correct Nondeplorable Thoughts.
Posted by: Mega at May 23, 2018 10:31 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 23, 2018 10:32 PM (yQpMk)
William: I hope you understand we're puppets.
Harry: Hmmm?
William: I said, I hope you understand that we're puppets.
Harry: You said we had free will.
William: No I didn't.
Harry: That's what you told me.
The GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS made me think of the mermaids from Weekee Wachee in Florida.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 23, 2018 10:32 PM (2NqXo)
"We caught Billy smoking pot and listening to MP3s at School."
'You caught him listening to WHAT!?'
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 10:33 PM (Zuj+8)
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 23, 2018 10:33 PM (pzA2L)
Posted by: JBSPRY at May 23, 2018 10:34 PM (fgikz)
Posted by: f*ck you, Ovechkin at May 23, 2018 10:30 PM (UD9ph
I can not find any point to argue with on this.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:34 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 10:35 PM (6FqZa)
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*?*
I don't get it.
Posted by: A Millenial at May 23, 2018 10:35 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:35 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: f*ck you, Ovechkin
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On the plus side, neither team's captain is nicknamed "crybaby"
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 23, 2018 10:35 PM (2xR5z)
"We caught Billy smoking pot and listening to MP3s at School."
'You caught him listening to WHAT!?'
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 10:33 PM (Zuj+
We caught Garret smoking pot and listening to 8 track at school.
You caught him listening to WHAT?
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:36 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Mega at May 23, 2018 10:37 PM (rv0Fo)
I don't get it.
Posted by: A Millenial at May 23, 2018 10:35 PM (RwYr/)
You asked for it,
https://goo.gl/JHVCcf
Posted by: auscolpyr at May 23, 2018 10:37 PM (pzA2L)
wine is open and table set already.
BIALB, bylat.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 23, 2018 10:38 PM (vZj1b)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 23, 2018 10:38 PM (8iiMU)
Since - I understand the value of the exemplar. And, waxing Pirkot Avvot, I can ask, 'And what if your example should encourage others? ' as was asked in regard to the public vs private charity example.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:38 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 10:39 PM (MIHVL)
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:39 PM (cAj82)
https://pbs.tw___.com/media/Dd6KA2EV0AAoqsZ.jpg
"Always get even. When you are in business, you need to get even with people who screw you."
Posted by: Splunge at May 23, 2018 10:40 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: A Millenial at May 23, 2018 10:40 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 10:40 PM (PUmDY)
(I am so proud to see the restoration of the one true language among the Horde, btw. SMR and Ancient Slavonaut theorists agree.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (fA1SL)
Harry: I think I've killed?
William: Absolutely.
Harry: Sixteen hundred and ninety-three...giraffes.
William:
Harry: Are you alright?
William: Not yet.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (2NqXo)
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 10:24 PM (KNvSz)
*fistbump*
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (NL6wI)
Posted by: Jmel at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Jmel at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (OeWgo)
++++++++
Is he still self-beatifying?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:42 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:11 PM (hYcqw)
Dems were still allowed to think, back then. Not many did, but it was still a permitted option.
Posted by: Splunge at May 23, 2018 10:42 PM (Vb4BV)
I got a letter from the IRS today. Guess which imaginary Captain forgot to sign his return?
#DERP
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 23, 2018 10:42 PM (rJUlF)
"We'll have a talk with him, Mrs Clinton..."
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 23, 2018 10:43 PM (KxbBq)
And we're gonna need a stout chopper for this one... I'm thinking CH-47. Except in this case, the CH stands for "Cattle Hurler" instead of "Chinook."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Jmel at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (OeWgo)
I used to think Comey's tweets were the most self-righteous, pompous crap ever posted to Twitter. Then I saw Brennan's tweets.
Posted by: Splunge at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)
++++++++++
Embrace the power of and.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (hYcqw)
Brennan was the brains behind this whole Get Trump op. Clapper is just a doofus. I was watching some clips of him on the Harpies (View). He acts retarded.
All the setups these guys where doing. Starting rumors and feeding them overseas, then waiting until their own rumors came back to them, then use that as evidence to get FISA warrants.
Brennan was running that shit right out of his CIA office, with Barky knowing and approving.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (W3O0d)
Try standing still, George this will only take a bit. - Emperor Nero
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 10:45 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jmel at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM (OeWgo)
++++++++
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:42 PM (hYcqw)
FIFY
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:45 PM (3Pma+)
And I thought nobody else had ever heard of the song "Sex and Drugs and RocknRoll".
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 10:45 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: kallisto
He moves sooooooo fast, that nobody can see him.
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (W3O0d)
He's invisible?
Posted by: ALH at May 23, 2018 10:46 PM (cAj82)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:46 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Farmer at May 23, 2018 10:46 PM (yJ1e6)
Sounds like Starbucks' new super-liberal "come and stay forever... and ever... and ever..." policy is already providing all sorts of wonderful new situations and experiences for the employees, to say the least.
https://tinyurl.com/yafywc6n
(link to Fox News)
Quote from the article:
Someone claiming to be an employee who works at a store in the loop in Chicago said they hate the new policy because the store bathrooms have turned into a hub for drug activity. "We haven't been allowed to change our bathroom codes since April. So almost all the junkies and homeless people know the code now. About once a week we find needles, drug baggies, blood all over the toilet or walls," the user wrote.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 10:46 PM (eMKNe)
op. Clapper is just a doofus. I was watching some clips of him on the
Harpies (View). He acts retarded.
All the setups these guys where doing. Starting rumors and feeding
them overseas, then waiting until their own rumors came back to them,
then use that as evidence to get FISA warrants.
Brennan was running that shit right out of his CIA office, with Barky knowing and approving.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (8O3HH)
By saying Brennan was the brains of the outfit is like saying that Moe was the smartest stooge.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 10:47 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Splunge
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Pat Moynihan was still alive
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 10:47 PM (RwYr/)
Same kind of person that shuts down a kid's lemonade stand cause they don't have the right permits.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)
Ten Bucks...
to NRA.
God Save...America.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 23, 2018 10:47 PM (2wOtx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 10:48 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 10:48 PM (RwYr/)
I'm thinking CH-47. Except in this case, the CH stands for "Cattle
Hurler" instead of "Chinook."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 10:43 PM (UiRxW)
Nah, they are called Chit-hooks for a reason.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (6FqZa)
Since - I understand the value of the exemplar. And, waxing Pirkot Avvot, I can ask, 'And what if your example should encourage others? ' as was asked in regard to the public vs private charity example.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:38 PM (fA1SL)
This. *fistbump*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (W3O0d)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 10:47 PM (w+Jhj)
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Look, the kid is racist, and nothing is more feminine than a Geisha. She might as well be President Trump.
Posted by: Dr Krang at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: kallisto
"5/6-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children."
It was in The Morning Rant.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (hYcqw)
Oh man I hope no one made an unauthorized recording of that Doobie Brothers concert.
Posted by: Mega
Sounds like a rerun.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (IqV8l)
When Hogg started his thing, I went and made a spite-buy of my first-ever autoloading rifle. Her name is Nastiya. She's a beautiful rifle - superior Kalashnikov platform, made in USA. Best of all possible worlds. As the Gonzales Flag of the Republic reads: 'Come and Take It.'
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (2wOtx)
Sleep well everyone.
And a shoutout to RI Red, with a new hip and the really good drugs. May your story about that scar get better and better over the years.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (hyuyC)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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After it happened in California, I'm waiting for Ashevile to order Ace Hardware to remove their popcorn machine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (MIHVL)
Two MILFs in fine, not knocking it. But best is a MILF and a young spinner. Cougar and kitten.
And fuck Paolo. He shouldn't even get to watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:26 PM (3Pma+)
Hear, hear. I have one flying and a wooden one on the front wall. Last week I did strike the flag briefly and put up the Mass Maritime flag. Had to celebrate Red Jr.'s acing of licensing exams, imminent graduation as a Third Mate (Deck Officer), and acceptance of job offer.
But it was still lower than the flag on the house.
Gotta do it right.
Good content, again. The Mark Steyn piece explains things so that even low-information people can get it immediately.
Posted by: RI Red at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (hq5TY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (glrdo)
+++++++
I figured you, of all people, would go for a Zastava...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (hYcqw)
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I've been right concerned about him.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I hear ya Mr. H, but at the same time, I'm confident that he's doin' what he thinks needs doin'.
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (W3O0d)
and ever... and ever..." policy is already providing all sorts of
wonderful new situations and experiences for the employees, to say the
least."
Any city that's ever provided free public toilets can tell you what happens immediately after they're opened. Duh.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:41 PM
Imma nominate English with the classic, traditional spelling and grammar as the official Hordian language!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:52 PM (fA1SL)
If your eardrum is intact tip your head and pour white vinegar down it. Then, pull your ear lobe and top of you ear alternately causing the vinegar to move around and cut any mucus loose. It will also act as a disinfectant.
If you eardrum is intact there should be no pain except for a slight burning sensation at the point of infection.
Doing this and variations eliminated infection and saved my perotitd from being removed.
Posted by: gnewt at May 23, 2018 10:52 PM (OB4KJ)
AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List
FenelonSpoke has been busy travelling and I have not received the
most recent prayer list from her today, so I am just re-posting the one
from last week.
For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact
FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at
fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com
(All one word, no spaces)
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Job related prayer requests:
4/17-For success of Linduh's husbands phone application for Apple.
4/17-Jospephistan needs a new job .
5/14-VoterMom needs a PT job.
Healing related prayer requests:
4/17-Prayer for healing for Evan who has brain damage after something fell on him.
4/17-A poster wrote-A friend from high school had her daughter,
Adeline, die from cancer only months after daughter got married,
Widower and other family needs consolation
and peace of mind.
4/17 Continued prayers needed for TonyPete's wife affected by immune disorders.
4/17-Continued prayers for little girl known to "Some Guy in Texas". Girl has brain cancer.
4/24-Prayers for healing of friend of "Lee Also". Friend has ALS and
severe difficulty breathing. Wants to be able to hold grandchild due
in Summer
4/24- Healing for OregonMuse and renewed progress after his surgery.
4/25-Mr. Feverhead- wife left taking their child after he had
difficult treatments for cancer, huge bill from IRS, Needs miracles.
4/26-Pooky's Girl-continued prayers for healing for husband suffering from PTSD.
5/1-Sullas's dad will will begin cancer treatment in several weeks. Needs success in treatment.
5/1-Kemp asked prayers for well being of premature grandchildren in ICU.
5/6-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children.
5/6-Fenelon-prayers for healing and resolution of insurance issues.
5/8-Prayers for Backwards Boy and Backwards Gal, for all their physical and other needs
5/8-Laurel asked for surcease of pain of Sister-in-law affected by MS. SIL needs to reach out to friends so she's less alone.
5/8-Thing from Snowy Mountain, in need of healing for heart issues,
weight concerns and high blood pressure. Also, needs a new and less
stressful job.
5/9-Lurking Phineas, inoperable advanced prostrate cancer. Prayers
for time with family, and to bear the effects of hormone treatments and
radiation treatments and for success in treatments.
5/10-Lurker ("Curate"), needs healing from bile duct cancer and comfort for wife and married daughters and their husbands
5/10-Captain WhiteBread, healing for mom who has heart issues. Needs
resolution for $5000 hospital bill after his own heart surgery. Needs
strength and hope.
5/15 -Hobbitopoly, prayers for pop who needs healing after eye surgery and for cataract surgery upcoming this Friday
5/15- NorthernLurker, sister-in-law still needs healing and recovery
after death of husband several years ago. Family under a lot of stress.
**** A poster-whose name escapes me***( Sorry) asked for prayer for
family issues regarding mental illness and disruption of family life,
Family needs healing and recovery.
I apologize for any errors. Please contact FenelonDirection18 (at gmail.com) for additions or changes.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 10:52 PM (0QYMt)
I'm assuming you have consulted with every specialist you can afford. I truly hope there is a solution for you.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 23, 2018 10:53 PM (0VO66)
Three Stooges: Brennan as Moe, Clapper as Curly, and Comey as Larry.
And Rosenstein is the Gimp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
3 drink minimum, restrooms are for customers only, lingerie is optional.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:13 PM
Well! Back to Starbucks.
Posted by: drug addled crossdresser with crossed legs at May 23, 2018 10:53 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: JT at May 23, 2018 10:53 PM (W3O0d)
Purchased superior Kalashnikov platform rifle made in America - SLR07 - forged and machined receiver. Next-best thing to Izhmash.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:54 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Splunge at May 23, 2018 10:44 PM (Vb4BV)
Piano wire nooses and and a quarter inch drop is too humane for such hubris.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 23, 2018 10:54 PM (2rRKu)
Then I started thinking of the movie Goodfellas.
Whenever Henry or the others made a score they always had to kick some up to Paulie, who in turn probably had to kick some up to whomever.
How much have the Clintons had to kick up the real bosses?
Also in the movie, the restaurant guy who brought in Paulie as a 'partner' for protection... ended up being gutted... "Fuck You, Pay Me."
Is this why Hilldog is still scratching for cash? To pay the bosses?
Posted by: davidt at May 23, 2018 10:54 PM (gsi3D)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 23, 2018 10:54 PM (0VO66)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 10:49 PM (6FqZa)
I used H&R Block, but printed it to mail for reasons I can't recall right now. They sent the form back; all I have to do is sign it and return it, which I will do tomorrow.
Posted by: Captain Whitebread at May 23, 2018 10:54 PM (rJUlF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:54 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 10:50 PM (IqV8l)
I was hoping someone would knock that down. {bump}
Posted by: Mega at May 23, 2018 10:55 PM (rv0Fo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 10:55 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo"
You might want to look into what turboTax's parent company (Intuit) has been doing lately to screw gun businesses that use their Quickbooks software for accounting.
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 10:55 PM (w+Jhj)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:56 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC
Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 10:47 PM
(0QYMt)
Moe Howard actually was a pretty bright guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 10:56 PM (WFV7d)
new video is up at intellectualfroglegs.com
Thanks for an excellent ONT, Mis. Hum!
long exhausting day off with my mom, so Imma going to sleep.
night, all.
Posted by: booknlass at May 23, 2018 10:56 PM (uJ09Y)
They have lost their ever lovin' minds. I have never read anything from former government officials that were as chock full of standard mad as a coot, loopy from the tonsils upward, booby in search of a hatch, lunacy as those two put out. I can only guess that their associates are betting that the testimony of two complete crazies won't be considered evidence against them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 10:57 PM (0QYMt)
Blow me, Chuck.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 10:57 PM (uSurQ)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 23, 2018 10:57 PM (1FhAQ)
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They sure have gotten pricey. I bought mine for $600.00, but that was ten years ago.
Posted by: Dr Krang at May 23, 2018 10:58 PM (UiRxW)
and ever... and ever..." policy is already providing all sorts of
wonderful new situations and experiences for the employees, to say the
least."
I think the official policy name is "Come for the bathrooms. Stay for the meth."
Posted by: Ripley at May 23, 2018 10:58 PM (NbRJx)
Moe Howard was also an expert pie throwing marksman. Whenever you wanted to stage a good pie fight, Moe was the man to call.
Nobody could throw a pie in your face like Moe.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:58 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (fA1SL)
3 drink minimum, restrooms are for customers only, lingerie is optional.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:13 PM
Well! Back to Starbucks.
Posted by: drug addled crossdresser with crossed legs at May 23, 2018 10:53 PM (e1mEI)
LOL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (3Pma+)
The NFL knelt down in disrespect for the American Flag and everything it stands for.
And yet ... NFL fans can't help it!!! Even at AOSHQ!!!
Good luck.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (2wOtx)
Retards strike again.
Halper is a professor at Cambridge, not Oxford.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 10:56 PM (WFV7d)
I know in real life he was; just work with the joke, okay?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (0QYMt)
I see West Hollywood has declared a Stormy Daniels day.
What's going to be the standard celebration? What will they do on Stormy day?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Posted by: nip at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (NUH4Q)
I like any picture that features our flag. That flag symbolizes the most exceptional country on this planet, which is guided by the best political system ever devised.
And that has resulted in an extraordinary people.
All of you here are part and parcel of the entirety.
Be proud you are.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (S/hVx)
I didn't realize he had a serious writing side. That was great stuff!
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 10:59 PM (glrdo)
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Well, they're loud and chattery, and i like to caress them. So... yeah, I guess.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (UiRxW)
(Weird, eh? I notice rifles have women's names, whereas pistols are named for men.)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
In West Hollywood? What they'll do is each other. Just like every other day.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (YqDXo)
Moe taught me everything I know.
Posted by: Peter North at May 23, 2018 11:01 PM (8O3HH)
"She never once asked for a leg wax [from] us," Max Wax manager, president and CEO Jason Carruthers told PJ Media. "She said, 'Women have penises and women have balls and if your staff is not comfortable they can look for another job.'"
On second thought, Dickens can blow the tranny.
And trannies ought to be referred to as "it"s.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:02 PM (uSurQ)
Need to order more string.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2018 11:02 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Sounds like a fine day for vaginal steaming.
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at May 23, 2018 11:02 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: RI Red at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (hq5TY)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (w+Jhj)
I don't want to talk about it.
Posted by: San Francisco at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (Vb4BV)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (w1zJX)
I was thinking maybe mass facials, but I guess they do that every day too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll.
Geniuses.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (uSurQ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 11:04 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:04 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:02 PM (uSurQ)
If it's got a dick, it's a "him".
Posted by: Gwynneth Paltrow at May 23, 2018 11:04 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert at May 23, 2018 11:04 PM (w+Jhj)
Need to order more string.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2018 11:02 PM (e1mEI)
++++++++++
https://tinyurl.com/ydcu9z89
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 11:04 PM (hYcqw)
Good luck.
Posted by: Tanner Boyle
I can't boycott something I've never supported, so I guess I'll just fart out loud when somebody mentions the NFL.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (LNPd9)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (WFV7d)
Family Of Adopted Daughter Reveals What Trump Privately Told Them Onstage While Honoring Their Story
I'd post the link, but the Daily Caller is a script heavy morass.
Got a bit dusty here at work though.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (YqDXo)
Meh. What's the difference? It's like calling a Japanese a Chinaman. Nobody really cares and it's close enough.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (uSurQ)
Be generous, now. Mr. Dickens likely got amongst the literary set in Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Charleston, and other east coast cities, the type who would say "That's enough about me; what do you think about me?" The actual laconic American he likely never had a chance to meet.
(And Mr. "I am paid by the word" is no one to criticize others for going on at length either!)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (0QYMt)
I may be a heartless bastard, but epic beat-downs seem to be a tear to my eye.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:06 PM (w1zJX)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:06 PM (glrdo)
Three Stooges: Brennan as Moe, Clapper as Curly, and Comey as Larry.
And Rosenstein is the Gimp.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:53 PM (8O3HH)
You forgot Shemp!
Posted by: Don Q, who knows his sword stuff at May 23, 2018 11:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Bathe in penicillin.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 11:07 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:07 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (glrdo)
Have you tried TinyURL?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 11:08 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:08 PM (wgCUV)
I was thinking maybe mass facials, but I guess they do that every day too.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:03 PM (8O3HH)
When is it, and why, we started exalting the most worthless members of society?
Yeah, I'm thinking of the NFL as well as this crew.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:08 PM (wgCUV)
You misunderstood. It was a science fair experiment.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Iris at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: AshevilleRobert
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I dropped them for H&R Block years ago. Block works fine.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 11:08 PM (7PQBV)
It was not the link, when I opened the page, I had three separate popups and tons of ads.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 11:00 PM (8O3HH)
Bathe in penicillin.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 11:07 PM (0QYMt)
And Kwell.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:11 PM (YqDXo)
Need to order more string.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 23, 2018 11:02 PM (e1mEI)
Christ. At this point you just need to put in a heddle combs to make a proper shed and you can start weaving a carpet.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 11:11 PM (2K6fY)
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Wait... 500,000 for two commodes? Damn. The Pentagon does better.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:11 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:11 PM (wgCUV)
You simply can not afford to let your business be taken over by street people, druggies, and alcoholics. Not if you want to stay in business.
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (0VO66)
'Night, Horde.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:05 PM (uSurQ)
Cambridge is the HQ for homosexual turncoats. Oxford is just the home of useless wankers.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:11 PM (wgCUV)
Carbon-based unit.
Posted by: V'ger at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (glrdo)
Personally, I never liked any of Dickens' stories. I thought they were all sort of stupid and boring.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (uSurQ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (0VO66)
It's almost as if worthless people are ... worthless.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (YqDXo)
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Night, Palp.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:08 PM (wgCUV)
Just what happened in San Francisco, except they bought more than two.
"Let's put some toilets on the street"
"Wait, legally, they have to be handicap-accessible"
(gets quotes)
"hundreds of thousands of $ each? Really?"
"Well, they're huge! And high-tech! Let's buy them anyway!"
"What if the homeless camp out in there?"
"We'll make the doors open after 20 minutes"
"So it will be done"
Junkies everywhere: Hey guys! Someone just invented the perfect on-street place to shoot up!
Posted by: Splunge at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (Vb4BV)
Fox News' "The Five" got heated Wednesday when liberal talk show how Richard Fowler argued that NFL players who took a knee during the national anthem were only showing reverence.
"Jesus took a knee in the Garden of Gethsemane. Taking a knee. It's always been a sign of reverence."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM (glrdo)
I shall have my revenge!!!
Posted by: Sonobi at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (wgCUV)
I'd not trust Muslima Nether-Barber to work on my daughter either.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 11:14 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (CB3Hs)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (0VO66)
Great. Watch Ace purge us Cobs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (YqDXo)
Heh.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (uSurQ)
We still offer that option! Just right there on the street.
Posted by: Downtown SF at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (QxXRY)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (glrdo)
"Wait, legally, they have to be handicap-accessible"
(gets quotes)
"hundreds of thousands of $ each? Really?"
"Well, they're huge! And high-tech! Let's buy them anyway!"
"What if the homeless camp out in there?"
"We'll make the doors open after 20 minutes"
"So it will be done"
"But will it have high speed internet access? And premium cable? We don't want to inflict hardship on the
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (YqDXo)
I needed to change the gender of one of my VGA cables, and ended up getting what the manufacturer calls a "Gender Changer." (It converts the VGA connection from male to female.)
Turned out it didn't work properly with my equipment, so I tried to return it to Amazon, who informed me they'd process the return but that I *don't have* to return the gizmo. Uh, okay, thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 11:15 PM (iTpm7)
Happens every night about this time.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:16 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 11:16 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:12 PM (YqDXo)
Dude!
Posted by: Zombie JRR Tolkien Professor Emeritus Oxford at May 23, 2018 11:16 PM (gsi3D)
who couldn't feed his kiddies,
Charles found some Yanks a bore,
too bad his mom was a whore,
but that's A Tail of Two Titties.
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at May 23, 2018 11:16 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: boulder t' former hoboette at May 23, 2018 11:17 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: typhoid mary at May 23, 2018 11:17 PM (pzA2L)
And fuck Paolo. He shouldn't even get to watch.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 23, 2018 10:51 PM (8O3HH)
So, how YOU doin'?
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 11:17 PM (iTpm7)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:18 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM
Try adding Ghostery to your browser, Aetius...
It makes otherwise good sites like TDC tolerable!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
OK.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:18 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (wgCUV)
Didn't Seattle try that free bicycle thing (in an attempt to turn the US into some third world shithole where they can't afford cars and can't follow traffic laws even if they do have one) for a while, too? Or was that some other left-wing retarded city I was thinking of?
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:19 PM (uSurQ)
Posted by: Winston
Doesn't help that Hillary's face plate keeps falling off, revealing the hideous alien circuitry underneath.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:19 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:19 PM (PUmDY)
youtube.com/watch?v=jpYNwFGaMik
Posted by: boulder t' former hoboette at May 23, 2018 11:19 PM (6FqZa)
It makes otherwise good sites like TDC tolerable!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
Ghostery, eh?
Is there a secret handshake? Do I have to make some sort of deal with Buzzion?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:19 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:16 PM (glrdo)
It was just 10:05, I swear.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (iTpm7)
The buses cost nearly $5 million, paid with airport money and federal grants. Wiebke said he didn't yet know how much the airport made in last weekend's auction but added that the 10 buses were priced around $3,000 to $4,000 each.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (RwYr/)
As an FB friend said a while back, wait 'til the tweeters figure out they can tear them up with a wrench and sell the parts online.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
The Eagle and Child's most - make that, "only" - customer of note.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:21 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:21 PM (glrdo)
... with the firehose on the 4th floor.
Because. That was the best angle for getting them airborne.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (w9Al4)
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (mMeIQ)
Cold solder joints would explain quite a bit of her behavior.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (IcT7t)
Oh, FFS. How many leftist retards have to try this before they figure how and why it doesn't work?
THIS is why I consider leftists to be stupid. They NEVER learn from experience.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:10 PM
Try adding Ghostery to your browser, Aetius...
It makes otherwise good sites like TDC tolerable!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 23, 2018 11:18 PM (e9G8E)
Is Ghostery anything like Spirit Cooking? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: John Podesta at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair
--------
I know a guy that was part of a project like that in Portland. I asked him about it later. He said they gave it up, people kept stealing the bikes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (RwYr/)
Likely all worth $20-40k in scrap.
And likely bought by a relative of the local Councilman / Representative / Senator.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
Hey, the tweeters are just as bad.
Speaking of tweakers, I recommend the movie "The Salton Sea" with Val Kilmer. Odd, but fun, movie.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (uSurQ)
Grrrrrrr
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 11:22 PM (mMeIQ)
Considering he constantly links to deals on his page, that would be a slap in the face.
I could see them doing it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (glrdo)
The current iteration has most of the bikes stripped for parts and dumped around town in vacant lots.
This is a city built on seriously steep hills where while it doesn't rain all the time, rains enough through the winter to be slippery as hell.
The current $12 Million per mile bike lanes will cure all ills though. The city used to not use a salt mix for freezing temps because it might run off the streets into the Sound which is of course, salt water.
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:19 PM (uSurQ)
All kinds of places have tried that. Apparently Econ 101 is not well subscribed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (YqDXo)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y89ajnty
"I thought I had married a rapper," one French born bride said.
I bet he was turning his life around also, depending upon impact location a 7.62x39 round can turn one around....
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:24 PM (4vdiJ)
All of these companies need to be antitrusted and broken up to death, preferable down to tiny, tiny pieces. Fuck 'em.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:24 PM (eMKNe)
The lady from the local homeless charity didn;t see it that way...but, yeah.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:24 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:23 PM (RwYr/)
You astonish me.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:13 PM
I beg to differ.
Posted by: Lena Dunham at May 23, 2018 11:25 PM (7PQBV)
"Jesus took a knee in the Garden of Gethsemane. Taking a knee. It's always been a sign of reverence."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (IqV8l)
---
Christ was taking a knee in prayer.
The players were taking a knee in protest.
Yep, real similar there
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:25 PM (HddOg)
I only recently read about that ghost town near the Salton Sea in, I think it's Imperial County here in SoCal. It literally sounds like a real-life horror movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deplorable Lady with Only Two Deplorable Cats at May 23, 2018 11:25 PM (0VO66)
THIS is why I consider leftists to be stupid. They NEVER learn from experience.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
A different kind of stupid, maybe.
The money keeps flowing, doesn't it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
---
Hil is carbon-based.
However... she was the result of a semi-failed Red Army human hybridization project. When their only viable female Hyenamonculus escaped from the lab, they had to shut down the experiment.
But, once she fetched up in Chicago, she went on to do terrible damage to the West, proving the effort at least partially a success.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:27 PM (UiRxW)
"Jesus took a knee in the Garden of Gethsemane. Taking a knee. It's always been a sign of reverence."
I bet there's lots of reverence in the mens' rooms Richard Fowler frequents.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:27 PM (YqDXo)
Good of you to open up early so they could get right on the job hunt.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:28 PM (9tO1t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:28 PM (eMKNe)
No, they don't deserve sympathy. They deserve a quick death, quicker and more merciful than the deaths they meted out to their victims.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 23, 2018 11:28 PM (6FqZa)
The money keeps flowing, doesn't it?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 11:26 PM (IqV8l)
I distinguish "intelligence" from "cunning."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:28 PM (YqDXo)
On Fridays I gave him $10 for the weekend...I think he had to kick a couple of asses once or twice, but no more bum dung.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:29 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at May 23, 2018 11:29 PM (iTpm7)
A feisty little minx she is.
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:29 PM (wgCUV)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 23, 2018 11:13 PM (uSurQ)
Perhaps for you; but his characters are everywhere, infused throughout our culture and our language. We do not even recognize it any longer, that is how in grained it has become. Good-Luck, my SJW fiends on sand papering it out because it infects you also!
("I will remove the culture." says the man steeped in the culture. "I am from it and know how to remove it from within," says the man whose plots and plans were first made by his foes.)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 11:29 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (glrdo)
Good evening roonz and roonettez! I got my shipment from MB Klein today and spent a few hours building a factory building for my railroad. My layout is loosely based on my hometown but about the only thing in common now is the track layout. The building is for the spot occupied by Lisle Tools but it is going to be a different business. Perhaps Allied Spacecraft Corporation/Shuttle Division (anything else is too big to be shipped by railcar or truck).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (vbvxt)
NFL players. Jesus Christ. They seem a little different to me.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (9tO1t)
A feisty little minx she is.
Posted by: Winston at May 23, 2018 11:29 PM (wgCUV)
Yeah, and she has turned into quite the lovely, sexy, leggy lady.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: pogomip at May 23, 2018 11:31 PM (7ULd1)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 23, 2018 11:31 PM (7PQBV)
See you in the am.
Posted by: RI Red at May 23, 2018 11:31 PM (hq5TY)
money and federal grants. Wiebke said he didn't yet know how much the
airport made in last weekend's auction but added that the 10 buses were
priced around $3,000 to $4,000 each.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (RwYr/)
Well, what are you going to do with an electric bus? It'd make a shitty base for an RV conversion. And retrofitting them with Diesel is probably a non-starter, too.
Chicken coops, most likely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:31 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:31 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Deacon Bleau at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (yScAF)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: Picric at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (nonGu)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WW21rcHiVU0
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (eMKNe)
I used to have a pair of Realistic Optimus 10 direct reflecting speakers. Changed the original 2" conventional tweeters out for titanium ribbon tweeters. Expensive as hell.
Wish I'd have known I could've used stolen bicycle parts instead.
But, y'think that'd have been a "do it myself" project, or would I have had to hire a tweeker to install 'em?
/snrk
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (9tO1t)
Different people, different time, different context, different motivation.
Other than that, a perfect analogy.
Surely he's not comparing those worthless thugs in the NFL with Jesus, or indeed, any other higher primates?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Picric at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (mMeIQ)
Not even Scrooge? I love that old, flickery animated version.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (5OO3x)
Scrap it!
Gotta be a shit ton of aluminum (for weight savings) alone.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (PUmDY)
He's sequestering carbon! H8ter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (glrdo)
The buses cost nearly $5 million, paid with airport money and federal grants. Wiebke said he didn't yet know how much the airport made in last weekend's auction but added that the 10 buses were priced around $3,000 to $4,000 each.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:20 PM (RwYr/)
They are doing that in Madison. And their mayor and old leftie is quietly running for governor. There are only about 10 dems who want to face Walker.
The electric bus won't fly outside of Dane County
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (HddOg)
Grrrrrrr
No, what did they do??
Posted by: Iris at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:33 PM (PUmDY)
Poof?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:35 PM (glrdo)
No, they don't deserve sympathy. They deserve a quick death, quicker and more merciful than the deaths they meted out to their victims.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
F' that noise.
Put them in gibbets and make them watch a growing and prosperous city where people get married, have kids, and grow old.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 23, 2018 11:35 PM (LNPd9)
But it doesn't sound the same as it did on the old stereo with the base turned up to 11!
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 23, 2018 11:35 PM (0jtPF)
Salton Sea in, I think it's Imperial County here in SoCal. It literally
sounds like a real-life horror movie.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:25 PM (eMKNe)
Salton Sea City? I have been there, circa 1970. Miles and miles of paved streets, nary a building to be seen. Slowly being reclaimed by the sand.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:35 PM (WFV7d)
Grrrrrrr
No, what did they do??
Posted by: Iris at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (kdgv3)
Demonetized them by terminating their associate program membership.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:36 PM (glrdo)
I don't use 'em very often but I have a pair of these in my closet. Nice and powerful. (I admit I didn't realize how big they were until I received them.)
https://tinyurl.com/y8klvy2g
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:37 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:32 PM (4vdiJ)
You may laugh, but the Black Flag Bar and Grille is across the street from the fire station.
Apropos of nothing, I suppose, also the police station.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:37 PM (vbvxt)
"On a sunny morning in spring 2015, BYD rolled out its first five buses for an Earth Day ceremony outside the Los Angeles County Metropolitan Transportation Authority headquarters.
Then the buses were quietly sent back to the factory.
Internal Metro reports show the buses required an "extensive campaign of retrofits, modifications and upgrades to correct irregularities."
More problems arose when they returned months later to carry paying passengers for the first time, daily Metro logs show.
White smoke issued from the rear wheel of #1005. Bus #1004 wouldn't start its second run of the day and on its next run needed a jump-start. Bus #1001 limped back to the depot when its battery dropped to 15% charge after just 68 miles, failing to complete its route. Then, logs show, #1005 stalled on the road.
That was the first 10 days.
In the following months, transit logs show the buses repeatedly stalled on city hills, including a downtown incline a little more than a mile from BYD's Los Angeles headquarters. Once, the driver radioed that the bus was unsafe, rolling backward.
Though Metro was promised a range of 155 miles per charge, Metro records show the buses never went farther than 133 miles, and were forced back to the garage to recharge in as little as 78 miles. Factoring in breakdowns and other service interruptions, Metro reports show drivers realized no better than an average of 59 miles between charges. Most months, according to Metro records, the buses managed fewer than 400 miles between road calls, requiring emergency service or a return to the garage 10 times worse than the rest of the fleet.
Villaraigosa sidestepped questions at a BYD function last fall about whether the company delivered on its promises and focused instead on what he called "the revolution."
"Electric vehicles are the future," Villaraigosa said.
http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-electric-buses-20180520-story.html
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:37 PM (HddOg)
"She's so ugly, when she's making love SHE pretends she's someone else!"
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:38 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at May 23, 2018 11:38 PM (mMeIQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:38 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:38 PM (4vdiJ)
Mikey NTH, finally saw your message. So where shall we start?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:30 PM (4vdiJ)
Which message?
Is this about models?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 23, 2018 11:39 PM (0QYMt)
large number of white supremacist, no bullshit Nazi, and Jooo hater
postings. These assholes are why we can't have nice stuff.
I have a mute list at least 100 names long over there, all the type of asshole you describe.
With the newest changes it looks like whoever starts or "owns" a group can kick someone they don't want in there. I know Warden has already had to kick at least one douchebag out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:39 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:40 PM (eMKNe)
too much, 'lectric Bus
To take the Bus gets me 1/2 way to you
too much, 'lectric Bus'
Posted by: Roger Daltry at May 23, 2018 11:40 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:40 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:41 PM (HddOg)
Do you have a desire to sniff glue and all that?
What scale? What era? What is your favorite plane?
Always remember this is a hobby.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:41 PM (4vdiJ)
Correction, Mr. Mayor, failure was the future, but something changed, didn't it?
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:41 PM (5OO3x)
I'll bet MsHum knows how to throw it into a French Braid for you.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (w9Al4)
I told him that the biggest impediment to electric vehicles is our battery technology. When we can create a battery to power an electric car at 70-80 MPH for 350+ miles and recharge from 25% to full in 15 minutes electric cars for the US market will make sense. Until then, they are just toys for rich people (cause they cost too damn much to be simple commuter cars).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
Shut down without recourse is typical.
It sucks that for indie writers they are too big to boycott.
Posted by: Votermom's phone now on Team Gloom Sub Duty at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (HddOg)
---
One pair of matching dick-ends
Different as night and day.
Scrooge is my hero, you sniveling wretch.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Iris at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (kdgv3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:39 PM (IcT7t)
Wasn't me ... pinkie swear.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (6anZz)
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler... now with 23% more Dragon Energy! at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (wSC8T)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (nWc4E)
or "owns" a group can kick someone they don't want in there. I know
Warden has already had to kick at least one douchebag out.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:39 PM (IcT7t)
According to the owner of Gab, most of the "racists" are Soros-paid troll accounts, and not real people, and he shuts them down when they appear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)
To them, this is a success. The problem is we aren't willing to throw enough money at a solution!
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (w9Al4)
I've read they can go as far as 400 miles between charging, with top speeds up to 85-100 or so. The only big kink left is the time it takes to charge up, from what I understand.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (vbvxt)
An outbreak of common sense.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (YqDXo)
One good holiday fantasy.
Other than that, a whole lotta intensivied bore.
Or maybe I'm just grumpy tonight.
Posted by: grumpy webworker - not so mindful at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (vbvxt)
lots of complaining from the bad hoods that there were no bike share stations in their hoods initially. they put some in and the bikes were stolen.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:45 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
Villar is a pimp.
But, come to that, so is Newsome.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (HddOg)
And if they don't get out of the way, run 'em off the road, that they aren't paying for.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:45 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:45 PM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 23, 2018 11:45 PM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)
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Makes perfect sense. The whole argument is that free speech is actually just racist and fascist.
So when a free speech company opens up, you smear them as racist and fascist.
G'night all. Gotta be up in the morning.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 23, 2018 11:46 PM (UiRxW)
The bad lip reading linked in the post.
Plus Ozzy Man.
Plus Sargon (first 6.5 minutes).
Royal Wedding Riffs video playlist
https://otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com/ 2018/05/23/royal-wedding-riffs/
Posted by: prince webworker - not so mindful at May 23, 2018 11:46 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:46 PM (IcT7t)
OTOH, they seem to have no trouble or qualms about selling conservative books, and what's more, keeping lib trolls out of their review sections. Kinda schizo if you ask me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:47 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Iris at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (kdgv3)
Because there should be NO protected classes?
Which is a flip answer. These things always go the same way. The point of the free market is that if this becomes an impediment a rival should rise up and serve the under represented population. Then the original one sees that it is not in their best interest to continue to make business decisions based on politics instead of or actually against monetary gain.
This actually worked with the NFL, who I would like to see go the way of the Dodo. And I 'liked' the NFL. But they started to make decisions not for their fans, but for people who did not even watch football. They should pay the price.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:47 PM (glrdo)
I'm squinting, going, 'Vuvuzela?', then I got it. That's pretty good.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:48 PM (FJXGr)
I think the very biggest impediment is the unpredictability of battery life. So the battery is rated for X miles. If, after a number of charging cycles, craps out at X-5 miles, people are going to be pissed.
And yet that is at this point an ineluctable feature of all currently (sorry) available batteries: their lifetimes diminish over time, sometimes unpredictably.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:48 PM (YqDXo)
charging, with top speeds up to 85-100 or so. The only big kink left is
the time it takes to charge up, from what I understand.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (eMKNe)
"as far as" is advertising cant, just like "up to". 75 miles is "up to" 400 miles, on a bad day.
And any battery that can store 400 miles worth of energy, and be charged in a few minutes, can potentially release all that energy in a few seconds. In the words of Inspector Clouseau, a "beumb".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:48 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:49 PM (YqDXo)
First, the Ghost Who Hounds Pretentious English Nancy Boys Past. You can explain to the Ghost why you reached Saint Louis Missouri, proclaimed the American West to be a fraud, and turned back. The Ghost was known in life as R. Lee Ermey.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 23, 2018 11:49 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:49 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:42 PM (eMKNe)
At every press conference, the dueling English/Spanish sign language guys would be a hoot!
Posted by: Miklos, easily amused at May 23, 2018 11:49 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:49 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:39 PM (IcT7t)
Not on the AOS group, but in general.
According to the owner of Gab, most of the "racists"
are Soros-paid troll accounts, and not real people, and he shuts them
down when they appear.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:43 PM (WFV7d)
That's good then, maybe I'll check them out later on when they have more time to get things settled.
I've read they can go as far as 400 miles between
charging, with top speeds up to 85-100 or so. The only big kink left is
the time it takes to charge up, from what I understand.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:44 PM (eMKNe)
And that's where they fall short. Tesla just changes the batteries out...if you can find a Tesla dealer. But when they get that recharge time down to 15 minutes or so, and then get the infrastructure in place, electric cars will indeed be the way to go. They just aren't there yet.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:50 PM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 23, 2018 11:50 PM (PUmDY)
The birthday surprise was a fishing tour for stripers plus dinner afterward.
Never fished for them prior, we took 4 total, I caught 2. 46 and 41".
What an awesome fish to fight. They hit like a bus and just go nuts.
Dinner was Texas Roadhouse for steak and baked. The one near us is really well run and you can count on a great meal.
All in all, a memorable day.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2018 11:50 PM (S/hVx)
Under ideal conditions and minimal load.
If the Electric Car Companies were audited the way VW just got audited for MPG Fraud, they would all be in foreclosure.
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:50 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 23, 2018 11:51 PM (nWc4E)
There's a hydrogen fill-up pump at my gas station. The other day, they said, "sorry, not working". Oh, I bet you're pretty screwed if you have to find another station.
By the way, it's sold for $16/kg (because metric is the future, too!) and the station owner said people usually get 4 kg.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:51 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2018 11:46 PM (MTjB1
We put $3,000 down and wait for 3-5 years?
While he is subsidized by the taxpayers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 11:51 PM (3Pma+)
It's not that I think Villaraigosa is this pure person. He'd still be a liberal nut. But he seems genuinely like someone without vengeances or 'scores to settle.'
Newsome OTOH? He comes off to me very much like a male Hillary. Full of rage and scorn for all the California deplorable in the red counties, and seems as if he can't wait to shut them out even further from Sacto and punish them.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:48 PM (WFV7d)
Muslims everywhere perk up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: piscean webworker - not so mindful at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (3tLP6)
Posted by: rickl at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:51 PM (Zdm89)
What kind of range on the hydrogen fuel cell?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (glrdo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (3Pma+)
Posted by: toddler at May 23, 2018 11:53 PM (d/thM)
Posted by: garrett at May 23, 2018 11:53 PM (w9Al4)
It'd make a shitty base for an RV conversion. And retrofitting them
with Diesel is probably a non-starter, too.
Chicken coops, most likely.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:31 PM (WFV7d)
Mount a Genset, of course! I bet you could get a decent marine one.
Electric vehicles will work once they develop a working fuel cell technology. Ideally one that runs on diesel.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 11:54 PM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:54 PM (glrdo)
As I understand it btw... there are very few Tesla dealers, as they sell a lot of their cars via an *online ordering* model. You actually pay them your down and wait for them to deliver your car.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:54 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 23, 2018 11:52 PM (glrdo)
You mean how far the big pieces fly when the hydrogen explodes?
How many Internet memes have started with chicks driving off with a gasoline nozzle in their tanks? (Not a euphemism, here.) Now imagine a hydrogen nozzle, and the mushroom cloud that could ensue. I've done this as a lecture demonstration. It is truly impressive.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:55 PM (YqDXo)
Boz there can kiss my Yankee ass. I had to pay to go to college to find out what the faggotty child-molestin' sonofabitch had to say about us. The "Dickens for Christmas" Society tries to keep it a secret.
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Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 23, 2018 11:55 PM (rtvho)
Posted by: Ersatz at May 23, 2018 11:55 PM (44PTs)
While he is subsidized by the taxpayers.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at May
you mean for the reporter thing? I agree the cars are ridiculous at every level.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2018 11:55 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (HddOg)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (vbvxt)
become commonplace, a common concern is, how expensive the battery
subscriptions will end up being on a yearly or even monthly basis.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:49 PM (eMKNe)
If we lived in a world quite without fossil fuels, we would probably make synfuels. But failing that, we might have electric cars, but the batteries would all be of a standard design (or maybe several such), and hot-swappable. And there would be battery-exchange stations all over the place. You'd just drive in, they'd measure the remaining energy in your battery, credit you for that, and swap in a fully-charged one. In and out in three minutes, and the depleted batteries could be slow-charged in a dedicated facility.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (WFV7d)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 11:54 PM (2K6fY)
Which totally defeats the liberal purposes, viz., to reduce carbon "pollution."
Never mind that the electricity to drive one of the damned things now comes from a power plant burning fossil fuel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Barrel at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 23, 2018 11:57 PM (IcT7t)
Teslas available today, and on the road today, already have a fully functional *self-driving* module.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:57 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 23, 2018 11:57 PM (rtvho)
But this also defeats the liberal purpose, to decrease carbon "pollution."
Whether fossil fuel or synfuel, the end product is still CO2.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 11:54 PM (2K6fY)
Bob down at Bob's Fry-it-All Buffet will set you up with biodiesel, cheap.
Posted by: Miklos, no trans-biodiesel at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve a
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Right. At night, in the rain, when the temperatures are freezing. In other words, at high loads. I would be surprised if the 'mileage' wasn't cut in half.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (RwYr/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (MTjB1)
I looked up a review of a Honda Clarity (one of the cars I've seen filling up there). Advertised as 366 miles per fill, but the writer said he was going to get about 250-260, which jibed with other owner's experience.
So, not bad, but you gotta be careful if want to try to reach LA from here.
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:59 PM (ZpfqO)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 23, 2018 11:59 PM (RwYr/)
Electric vehicles will work once they develop a working fuel cell technology. Ideally one that runs on diesel.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 23, 2018 11:54 PM (2K6fY)
Even biodiesel (used cooking oil), or some sort of ethanol or other renewable source. Perhaps if that happens we can get farmers off the dole (subsidies are welfare).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:59 PM (vbvxt)
And refueling. There's a reason why catalytic hydrogenation facilities at chem departments are located in brick-encased enclosures far from any other buildings.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (IqV8l)
Too many electric car fans sound to me like government mules, happy they can go anywhere. "Yay, I can go FIFTY miles between charges!" Gimme a break.
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:51 PM (Zdm89)
I have posted this before. There is more hydrogen in a gallon of gasoline than there is in a gallon of liquid hydrogen. Look it up.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: X-ray at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (YQ/yq)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:59 PM (ZpfqO)
Maybe it'll just make it to Compton, as night falls. Good luck!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (YqDXo)
Mikey NTH. Yeah or just aircraft in general.
Do you have a desire to sniff glue and all that?
What scale? What era? What is your favorite plane?
Always remember this is a hobby.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 23, 2018 11:41 PM (4vdiJ)
Alright!Actually, I just got back into it after about a thirty year hiatus.*
Scale I like is 1/48. My era is WWII. My favorites bounce between the F4F Wildcat, P-40 Warhawk, and P-38 Lightning.
My builds have been an SBD Dauntless from the Wasp CV-7. A P-36 Hawk from the Pursuit Group at Pearl Harbor. USS Bogue CVE-9 one of the waterline models that I darn near went blind building. A P-40 Warhawk also from the Pursuit Group at Pearl Harbor.
Painting tips, construction tips, and places to scream about the iniquity of model designers (are you freakin' kidding me? The 20 mm guns on a ten inch long escort carrier come in two parts? And the island in five+?) is what I am looking for.
I am on FacePlant and I have posted pictures of my builds as I am building. Usually it is a long season of painting, then a long season of subsidiary builds, then a brief flourish when it all comes together. Which is a bit anti-climactic.
Anyway, finding a fellow Horde community with models is just too sweet.
We need a weekend model thread.*That last one was about 30 years ago, and it was a 1955 Ford Victoria. I cut the roof of to make it a Sunliner, a convertible. My mom graduated from Michigan State in 1955 and she bought that car in light blue and white. She also bought an Alcort Super Sailfish boat. I have the boat in the garage, I am just starting some work on the front deck.
Long story, I made the model to look like her car (she loved that car).
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (0QYMt)
Bought up by the Chinese at fire-sale prices, and about to be dug out and shipped to their Dark Satanic Mills without union wages, OSHA protections, or canaries. Yep, progress is a beautiful thing.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (rtvho)
Hints of fruit, nuts, and previous embarrellees.
Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (zCyNd)
Why is the Government not up in their shit like VW?
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (e9G8E)
Where do you get it to begin with?
You've got to go way up in the air catch all those balloons.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: t-bird at May 23, 2018 11:51 PM (Zdm89)
Will they let you fill your weather balloons right there in the parking lot? America is a WONDERFUL place!
Posted by: Kindltot at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (2K6fY)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:00 AM (WFV7d)
This is true. And gasoline is a hell of a lot easier - and safer - to transport and transfer than liquid hydrogen.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:01 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2018 12:02 AM (MTjB1)
energy in your battery, credit you for that, and swap in a fully-charged
one. In and out in three minutes, and the depleted batteries could be
slow-charged in a dedicated facility.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (WFV7d)
Which is pretty much how Tesla does it. And if we had the infrastructure in place it would be good. Maybe some day that's how it will be done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:02 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:02 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 23, 2018 11:59 PM (vbvxt)
Ethanol is a lousy fuel. It's effectively half-oxidized gasoline.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:03 AM (YqDXo)
Whether fossil fuel or synfuel, the end product is still CO2.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:58 PM (YqDXo)
Well, I was talking about a hypothetical Earth that never had fossil fuels. So there wouldn't be a Gerbil Worming scare based on CO2 "pollution".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:03 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2018 12:04 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: yankeefifth
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It's ideal for Zeppelins
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:04 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:04 AM (eMKNe)
Oh I'll shit on Tale of Two Cities. At that age, reading an Alan Moore graphic novel is a far far better thing I do.
But he did write A Christmas Carol, and that is a uniquely great work. Much better than O Henry.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2018 12:05 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: Iowa Corn Farmer at May 24, 2018 12:05 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May
lol
you know you can still get a new delorean.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2018 12:05 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Kapitan Max Pruss, LZ-129 at May 24, 2018 12:05 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:06 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:06 AM (IcT7t)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:55 PM (YqDXo)
Hindenbergian, even!
Name the bus the Illudium Q-36, and see how many of 'em snap to a clue?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (QzJWU)
"Oh the humanity!!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (eMKNe)
had the infrastructure in place it would be good. Maybe some day that's
how it will be done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:02 AM (vbvxt)
No, Tesla doesn't do that. Maybe to replace batteries that have reached the end of their useful life. I am talking about routine battery replacement, on a daily basis, or as needed, instead of recharging the batteries in place. You never recharge your battery, you just buy the energy, and swap the container. Works just like cylinders for gas barbecues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (WFV7d)
Ethanol has cost me 2 carburetors for my kicker engine. That shit eats old style rubber gaskets and seals plus it leaves corrosion where it cannot be removed even with commercial cleaning solutions.
Even using Stabil.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:03 AM (YqDXo)
Yeah, but it is renewable. And if you can optimize your power plant for its usage (say an electric generating fuel cell designed to run on ethanol perhaps?) then it makes sense. As it stands right now no, but the future is boundless.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (vbvxt)
energy in your battery, credit you for that, and swap in a fully-charged
one. In and out in three minutes, and the depleted batteries could be
slow-charged in a dedicated facility.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 23, 2018 11:56 PM (WFV7d)
Which is pretty much how Tesla does it. And if we had the infrastructure in place it would be good. Maybe some day that's how it will be done.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:02 AM (vbvxt)
But this loses sight of the purpose: why are we doing all this shit? And where does the electricity to recharge the batteries come from? If from fossil fuels, we might as well do what we're doing now.
Once, online, I debated this point with a liberal chick who had duck feathers for brains, and when I asked what we'd use for an energy source, she chirped happily, "Batteries!"
Another one for the 19th Amendment file.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 23, 2018 11:37 PM (YqDXo)
All the major cities used to have electric buses. They were called "trolleys".
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (uSurQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:06 AM (eMKNe)
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I ain't cleanin' the 'exhaust'.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (HddOg)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (rtvho)
"Oh the humanity!!"
Have the docking stations near areas with large concentrations of churches. If a crash happens, you can evacuate the survivors to the houses of the holy.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:09 AM (IcT7t)
Bio-Fuel of the Future!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (w9Al4)
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And it's a sandwich spread!
Posted by: Soylent Green Inc. at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (HddOg)
____________________Nah. Cedar Point.
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May
when did the barrel get internets?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (MTjB1)
Bad news: They voted to change it to Weinstein. Ouch!
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM
Changing batteries like stage coaches and the Pony Express changed horses?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Miklos, angling for yet more EU funding at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (Pg+x7)
The spacing did not work out like I wanted it to.
After 30 years I have started to build models again.I prefer aircraft and ships.My preferred era is WWII.
I have built an SBD Dauntless, P-36 Hawk, USS Bogue CVE-9 escort carrier, and am working on a P-40 Warhawk.
And I seriously need to get to bed.
My e-mail is in my nic.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 24, 2018 12:11 AM (0QYMt)
batteries that have reached the end of their useful life. I am talking
about routine battery replacement, on a daily basis, or as needed,
instead of recharging the batteries in place. You never recharge your battery, you just buy the energy, and swap the container. Works just like cylinders for gas barbecues.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (WFV7d)
Yes, actually they do, for certain cars and if you can find a participating dealer. It's not a quick swap from what I understand, though. But then again a Tesla is a rich mans toy.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:11 AM (vbvxt)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2018 12:11 AM (glrdo)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (uSurQ)
Streetcars!!! Stellaaaa.....
Posted by: Miklos, filled with Desire at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (zCyNd)
doing all this shit? And where does the electricity to recharge the
batteries come from? If from fossil fuels, we might as well do what
we're doing now.
Once, online, I debated this point with a liberal chick who had duck
feathers for brains, and when I asked what we'd use for an energy
source, she chirped happily, "Batteries!"
Another one for the 19th Amendment file.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (YqDXo)
You have seen my point! If we (as a society) were serious about electric cars, we would be doing it as I described above. The present model, with home chargers and "fast charging" stations is for dilettantes and poseurs who want to be seen "doing something" about Gerbil Worming. And needless to say, we would have to vastly expand the capacity of the electric grid to do it, probably by adding much more nuclear to the mix. The energy requirements for transportation are staggering.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (WFV7d)
We must harness the Power of the Potato!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:07 AM (vbvxt)
Increasing the efficiency of use of a low efficiency fuel doesn't help much because there's no free lunch, thermodynamically. All of these chemical compounds are basically a source of electrons at low electrochemical potential relative to oxygen. When the compound is already partially oxidized - as ethanol is - you've already lost a lot of thermodynamic driving force, but not the weight, the volume, or the expense. (As an extreme example of the principle, consider a proposal to use CO2 as a fuel.)
Liquid hydrogen would be a perfect fuel if it weren't such a bear to handle and transport.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:13 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 24, 2018 12:13 AM (glrdo)
(*gets into an Uber being driven by Ted Bundy*)
Posted by: Blance DuBois at May 24, 2018 12:13 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 24, 2018 12:13 AM (PUmDY)
doing all this shit? And where does the electricity to recharge the
batteries come from? If from fossil fuels, we might as well do what
we're doing now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:08 AM (YqDXo)
All true, which is another reason they don't make sense (especially in the US, because we use our cars differently than the rest of the world does).
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at May 24, 2018 12:14 AM (vbvxt)
electric grid to do it, probably by adding much more nuclear to the mix.
We also would have hardened the electrical grid against EMP attack by now.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:14 AM (IcT7t)
millions of dollars in my bank account
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:14 AM (eMKNe)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (w9Al4)
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As long as you don't go full potato...
Never go full potato.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 12:14 AM (HddOg)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 24, 2018 12:14 AM (Pg+x7)
She is cancer free after that drastic brain surgery last November and six months of chemo. She starts periodic radiation therapy this weekend and will have to be checked for the rest of her life frequently, but right now things are good. Plus she has a new baby brother. Danica is 3.
Thank you all for prayers for her.
A decent chap on twitter, @NotScottInSC has a one month old preemie daughter named Emlyn who is a tough little sweetheart whonis having some struggles (though is finally up to 3 pounds, double her birth weight). She has a surgery this Friday morning. Prayers would be appreciated.
Thanks, Horde. You are life-sustaining, good people.
Posted by: Sharkman at May 24, 2018 12:15 AM (K2hsm)
I've got another hour in me.
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (Ckg4U)
back in my oilfield days, one time when I had been awake for about 48 hours straight, I made it back to our shop and there was a gas nozzle with a little bit of hose still stuck into the side of my company truck. oops.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (WFV7d)
Ah, this is the key. If we were to replace fossil fuels with electric car fueled by nuclear energy, THEN you've got something.
But I assume the Reds and the soccer moms would go nuts about any proposal to do that. So for now at least we're stuck with fossil fuel power plants charging batteries for electric feel-good vehicles. This way the vehicles' owners feel good about themselves - THEY'RE not burning fossil fuels - it's someone else doing it for them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (e9G8E)
Exactly. Imagine the car powered by 15000 D-cells. When they get weak, you install new ones.
Except the D-cells in this case aren't tossed out; they go to a recharge center to be recharged. How many of you have a portable power drill with 2 batteries? Same deal.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:10 AM (e9G8E)
Last weekend I watched a Formula-E race on TV. Formula-E is like Formula1 except the cars are electric. As the race proceeded, they showed each car's remaining charge and I wondered what they would do in the pits to recharge the batteries. Well, sure enough, when the carts pitted the drivers would jump out of the old car and jump into a new fully charged car and drive off.
Is Formula-E some sort of booster event to show how awesome electric cars are? Take 2 cars for each driver for a 40 minute race. That is efficient.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 24, 2018 12:17 AM (T71PA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
"Tons of excitement in today's Formula-E race! Those drivers are cranking up to mindbending speeds of 35, 36, 37 miles an hour!! We can't believe it!!!!" ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:18 AM (eMKNe)
I'll leave the keys in the ignition. One small detail: I'm transporting liquid hydrogen. Hurry, I'm outa here!"
Posted by: t-bird at May 24, 2018 12:19 AM (ZpfqO)
No, matter is a good thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
Bah. That doesn't matter.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:19 AM (YqDXo)
P-40s? The Monogram/Revell P-40B is still a good basic kit. HobbyBoss has an easy build P-40M that appears decent*
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ycj2tjsm
Dauntless? Skip the 1959 vintage Monogram toy. Also skip the Hasegawa kit for issues like non-perforated dive flaps and the bomb fairing is incorrect. Find the Accurate Miniatures kits that cover the SBD-1 to SBD-5.
Tamiya and HobbyBoss both produce good F4F Wildcat kits though the HobbyBoss main landing gear might drive you to drink while assembling.
No opinions on any of the current P-38 kits out there.
*Not all HobbyBoss kits are good. And when paying $30 to $40 a kit it really is inexcusable. Their F6F Hellcat line has an oversized cockpit that can seat Michael Moore plus it is missing the machine gun barrels. Their P-61A first production had no top turret and they made the top too curved to be accurate. Their P-61B has the top turret which they then made oversized.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 24, 2018 12:20 AM (4vdiJ)
European Union approves 30 billion Euro "sustainable spuds" energy program
Schoolchildren seen as innovators
Ireland to become "energy superpower" says Seamus O'Blarney, Minister for Laughing at the EU
Pochain makers wary
Posted by: Miklos O'Molnar at May 24, 2018 12:20 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 24, 2018 12:20 AM (Ckg4U)
Grrrrrrr
No, what did they do??
Posted by: Iris at May 23, 2018 11:34 PM (kdgv3)
++++
https://legalinsurrection.com/2018/05/
amazon-demonitizes-conservative-website-us/
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 24, 2018 12:21 AM (pvjTE)
Until and unless a fuel source is found that eclipses ALL the advantages of oil plus the IC engine, we'll be running around with just what we have now.
I'm perfectly okay with that.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2018 12:21 AM (S/hVx)
They're policy proposals all too often boil down to providing more buckets to deal with a drought, without considering how the buckets will be filled.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:21 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 24, 2018 12:22 AM (pvjTE)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:22 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 12:22 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:12 AM (w9Al4)
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As long as you don't go full potato...
Never go full potato.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 12:14 AM (HddOg)
What's with you people and misspelling?
It's spelled P-O-T-A-T-O-E. Get it right for once!
Posted by: Dan Quayle at May 24, 2018 12:22 AM (7PQBV)
No, matter is a good thing.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:18 AM (IcT7t)
Mr. Comey, the Clinton questions are to be regarded as anti-matter.
Posted by: Loretta Lynch at May 24, 2018 12:22 AM (zCyNd)
The collapse of the present electrical grid would be a Hollywood Disaster Film come to life.
Utilities can barely keep pace with the demands of air conditioning on hot, humid days. Remember the California Brownouts? Yeah, thank of that on a National Scale, but turned up to "11".
And all of those "recharging" utilities will be burning natural gas, coal, or isotopes.
Today's computer controlled, Partial Zero Emissions Vehicle technology, already produces total net output levels far below a pure electric vehicle.
Said "net" output" taking into account the fossil fueled powerplants that furnish the recharge.
Tesla vehicles generate far more actual pollution, than does a PZEV Honda or Nissan.
Not to mention the filthy, dirty, stinkin' rotten water contaminating fact of life which is mining for Lithuium, Cobalt and other minerals essential to the 'lectric limo.
But then, libtards, facts, logic, math and science... one of those words just doesn't mix with the others.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:23 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 24, 2018 12:23 AM (Ckg4U)
Have another drink Seamus.
If you're not lying on the floor already.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:23 AM (YqDXo)
We're not in any sort of crisis.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:23 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:16 AM (WFV7d)
That's pretty much all the Tesla "batteries" are. But they use 18650 lithium batteries - so closer to AAs. The larger Tesla battery packs are just 7 or 8 thousand of those suckers stuck in. Nothing more interesting or complicated than that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:24 AM (uSurQ)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 12:25 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Northernlurker but call me Teem. at May 24, 2018 12:26 AM (nBr1j)
Pulling stupid stuff by demonetizing conservative websites is stupid.
Especially when they are run by law professors.
Posted by: the Ever Helpful Miklos at May 24, 2018 12:26 AM (zCyNd)
Makes you wonder why they're still in school, doesn't it?
I see this as yet another example of the feminization of the culture. Every woman thinks her children are brilliant, and they therefore eat up stories like this, although most of these women are wrong, and their kids are dolts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:26 AM (YqDXo)
That is the perfect metaphor for what they think about economics.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 24, 2018 12:26 AM (rnAwa)
Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 24, 2018 12:26 AM (0OmEj)
Oh did Tesla ever solve its 'bricking' problem?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 24, 2018 12:27 AM (4vdiJ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 24, 2018 12:27 AM (PUmDY)
This.
Few industries are as dirty as those producing batteries.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:27 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 24, 2018 12:17 AM (T71PA)
To be fair, electric engines are more powerful and more responsive than gas engines. If it's pure performance you want an electric engine is probably the best thing going ... as long as you aren't going too far.
The numbers on the Tesla sports model are really sort of ridiculous - sub 3 second 0-60?!! That's just crazy.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:28 AM (uSurQ)
Oh did Tesla ever solve its 'bricking' problem?
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 24, 2018 12:27 AM (4vdiJ)
Yeah. They put a separate 5 or 10 KwH reserve system in to insure that there's alway power to open the doors and stuff. Of course, given enough time, any battery resource can be bricked. I don't know why they wouldn't just allow a plug in to provide temporary energy, in those cases, to get the car off the street, at least.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:31 AM (uSurQ)
The RS 200 EVO did it in like 3.07. In 1986!
And that is/was INSANELY fast.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:32 AM (w9Al4)
But they use 18650 lithium batteries - so closer to AAs. The larger
Tesla battery packs are just 7 or 8 thousand of those suckers stuck in.
Nothing more interesting or complicated than that.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:24 AM (uSurQ)
I know. They are consumer laptop batteries.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:32 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2018 12:22 AM (V2Yro)
More realistically, in the short term - big ass capacitors. Dangerous as hell, though.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:33 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: irongrampa at May 23, 2018 11:50 PM (S/hVx)
Wonderful! Lucky man to have your friends and family treat you so.
Wishing you many happy returns in the future.
Posted by: pogomip at May 24, 2018 12:33 AM (7ULd1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:34 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:31 AM (uSurQ)
Because then we wouldn't get the chance to point at the people inside and laugh at them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:34 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: not mIklos, no way at May 24, 2018 12:34 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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To produce.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:35 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:28 AM (uSurQ)
Nimitz Class steam cat, F-14 offa the deck, zero to 165 mph in 2 seconds, flat.
Don't get me wrong, the Tesla acceleration is awesome. But a Carrier Launch has to be the Trump Card* in terms of eyeball flattening acceleration.
*intended
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:35 AM (RwYr/)
True.
Although I figure at the production end there'd be a lot of safety stuff in place.
With soccer moms trying to fuel up liquid hydrogen, the stories and jokes write themselves.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:37 AM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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*?*
While that might make for more efficient motors, it would do nothing for storage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:37 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:33 AM (YqDXo)
I don't see room-temperature superconductors leading to any breakthrough in energy storage. Maybe you could stuff another 300 laptop batteries into a Tesla battery pack because the interconnecting wires would be smaller.
Gasoline cars wouldn't have much range if they had to carry with them all the air used for combustion.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:38 AM (WFV7d)
Don't get me wrong, the Tesla acceleration is awesome. But a Carrier Launch has to be the Trump Card* in terms of eyeball flattening acceleration.
A team got a tuned RS 200 EVO down to 2.17 0-60 at one point.
That's rib fracture type accel.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:38 AM (w9Al4)
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No, I mean the cost to produce. Perhaps using nuclear to that would be fine, but otherwise...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:39 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 24, 2018 12:40 AM (w9Al4)
That's rib fracture type accel.
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:38 AM (w9Al4)
The Carrier Launch is a full 100 mph faster than that.
Those pilots. They've all gotta be Rock Ribbed Republicans, right?
Either that, or they're all Ribbed for her Pleasure.
I'm losing track, here.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:41 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:42 AM (rtvho)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:39 AM (RwYr/)
Ah, sorry, I misunderstood. Effectively the problem boils down to how to produce or otherwise access electrons at sufficiently low electrochemical potential to release useful amounts of energy when transferred to the terminal electron acceptor (oxygen, in this case). And that's expensive, whether thermodynamically or temporally (the time necessary to collect enough solar energy to generate a useful amount of stored energy).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 24, 2018 12:43 AM (YqDXo)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/y85eqtvz
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:44 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: filioque at May 24, 2018 12:45 AM (UD9ph)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:44 AM
She seems nice...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 12:45 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:39 AM (RwYr/)
Most commercial hydrogen is made by reformation of methane.Electrolysis is a lossy and expensive way to do it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:46 AM (WFV7d)
Not lookin', just guessin'.
John Force's daughter?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:46 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Stringer Davis
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Motor - converts energy
Engine - converts fuel
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:46 AM (RwYr/)
Amid booming Trump economy, some suffer
Arugula producers hardest hit
Cancellation of school lunch "A is for Arugula" program blamed
Posted by: MiklosMedia at May 24, 2018 12:46 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: qdpsteve at May 24, 2018 12:46 AM (eMKNe)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:36 AM (QzJWU)
Top fuel dragsters have to be in that same vicinity. They go 0-300 mph in under 4 seconds. 0-100 mph in less than a second. And that's all without cheating with a catapult
Yeah ... I'd still rather have an F-14, too ...
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:47 AM (uSurQ)
Taking care of Jules is a bit exhausting, LOL. Second day after intestinal surgery is pretty painful.
Be well you Morons.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2018 12:47 AM (yJ1e6)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim
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Leah Pritchett
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:47 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:47 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 24, 2018 12:47 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:42 AM (rtvho)
Don't look at me with that, amigo. I've ridden enginecycles most all of my life, y'know.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 12:48 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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No. Fuel is not energy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:49 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 12:50 AM (RwYr/)
Posted by: Stringer Davis at May 24, 2018 12:42 AM (rtvho)
Meh. Cambridge ... Oxford ... Japanese ... Chinaman ...
Close enough.
Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 24, 2018 12:51 AM (uSurQ)
Luckily it was "mostly playful" and I still had socks on, but, but, ow, kitty! wtf?
Oh, hi. What's the best and worst going on tonight?
Posted by: Jesus Mows My Lawn - with a zero-turn at May 24, 2018 12:52 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 24, 2018 12:52 AM (PUmDY)
You may have permanent spinal damage, but you're still alive!
Posted by: tag lines Don Draper never pitched to Martin Baker at May 24, 2018 12:52 AM (UD9ph)
Turn on Quick Pitch.
Kelly Nash in a skin tight white top and an electric blue pencil skirt.
Zounds!
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:53 AM (w9Al4)
Hi all, back to bed.
Taking care of Jules is a bit exhausting, LOL. Second day after intestinal surgery is pretty painful.
Be well you Morons.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2018 12:47 AM (yJ1e6)
May she get well soon, Farmer!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 24, 2018 12:53 AM (H80UQ)
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at May 24, 2018 12:54 AM (jp0Bv)
I am leaning towards getting a new hard drive, do a clean Win7 install to it, then run the old HD as a slave, and copy over all my files. Programs, I will reinstall from primary sources.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:56 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 12:56 AM (7PQBV)
Always remember we are Americans, so you hold that head HIGH and PROUD. Goes with the territory.
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa at May 24, 2018 12:56 AM (S/hVx)
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:57 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 24, 2018 12:58 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 12:58 AM (7PQBV)
Ran out of Fuel.
I thought it was an electric thread and just need a recharge.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:58 AM (IcT7t)
Ran out of
Posted by: garrett at May 24, 2018 12:57 AM (w9Al4)
FIFY
Posted by: That Guy... at May 24, 2018 01:00 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 12:56 AM (WFV7d)
How will you find time for Social Activism????
Posted by: college freshxem at May 24, 2018 01:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at May 24, 2018 01:00 AM (CPfoe)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 12:58 AM (IcT7t)
Close.
It was an Electric Suit. With Mohair Boots.
I read it in a mag ah zay eene.
Thirty round P-Mag, as I recall.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 01:01 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 24, 2018 01:02 AM (RwYr/)
Anybody got a smoke?
Posted by: flammable vs. inflammable at May 24, 2018 01:02 AM (zCyNd)
Broadcast energy from innumerable nuclear power plants - solves everything.
-_-_-_-_-
Once upon a time people thought Twitter would be safe and fun.
Now I guess folks think Gab will be safe and fun.
Guess what!
Posted by: Jesus Trims My Hedges - divine topiary ftw at May 24, 2018 01:02 AM (gJBE5)
Maybe it's time to stop trying to force ourselves to "appreciate" inferior cultures. It's time to break ourselves loose from an obsession with what we perceive to be exotic. Just tell them to bugger off. That way we will satisfy the white anti-appropriationists and the minority ones who are looking for opportunities to be offended.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 01:05 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: Surfperch
No, I just didn't shower after my workout tonight. Sorry.
Posted by: Jesus Edges My Sidewalk - with a holy weed whacker at May 24, 2018 01:06 AM (gJBE5)
Anyway I work all weekend but I do have Memorial Day off. A rarity. I usually work holidays. I read the NFL thread below. My NFL watching has been in decline for a while. Nothing really to pin point as to how or why, its just declined. The uber wokiness, anti Americanism hasn't helped of course but its more than that. I'd rather watch golf. Really. I do play as often as possible so that might have something to do with it. The NFLPA is run by an Obamabot so expect a push back, which I support. Go all in dummies. Used to watch lots of racing but even thats declined a bit. Indy 500, Monte Carlo, and the 600 mile race in Charlotte is this weekend too. Not sure how much I'll watch. I'm working.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 01:07 AM (Cqbkw)
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be POTUS at May 24, 2018 01:00 AM (CPfoe)
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I guess it would take some strong claws to hold on to Bill's coattails, but that does not make one a strong female.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 01:07 AM (HddOg)
Goodnite, good people. Stay safe.
Posted by: irongrampa
!! salute !!
Posted by: Jesus Washes My Car - chamois chamois koko puff at May 24, 2018 01:08 AM (gJBE5)
ONT is comin' to a close
Swing low, commentariat
The Morons they is tired, Lord knows
Posted by: Miklos, who can also jump down and turn around at May 24, 2018 01:08 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Western Slope Mope at May 24, 2018 01:10 AM (WrMht)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 24, 2018 01:11 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 24, 2018 01:12 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 24, 2018 01:11 AM (6FqZa)
Please Clap.
Posted by: Jeb! at May 24, 2018 01:13 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - It's OK, I'm with the banned at May 24, 2018 01:13 AM (IcT7t)
Come visit us and join the fun
https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5
Posted by: Warden at May 24, 2018 01:14 AM (YOnlm)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 01:14 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Jesus Married My Cousin - twernt no immaculate conception, I tell you, at May 24, 2018 01:16 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: Pope Frankie at May 24, 2018 01:16 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Thread at May 24, 2018 01:17 AM (w9Al4)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 01:18 AM (HddOg)
https://tinyurl.com/y862bgj5
Posted by: Warden at May 24, 2018 01:14 AM (YOnlm)
Might try it when I get my regular 'puter back.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 01:19 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 01:20 AM (e9G8E)
-- pokes with stick --
It just bit my toe!
Posted by: Jesus Married My Cousin - twernt no immaculate conception, I tell you, at May 24, 2018 01:16 AM (gJBE5)
Its only mostly dead....
Posted by: Miracle Max at May 24, 2018 01:20 AM (NgKpN)
It's body's cold, it's breathed its last,
None will weep, none will mourn,
As in a few hours a new Thread will be born,
None are here and none will see,
These late night comments on the late ONT,
Own to this fact and several more,
Commenting here now is quite a bore,
And because of this I see it fit,
To stop posting for a little bit.
Goodnight Horde.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 01:27 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Jesus Fixed My Roof - with an Ifihadda hammer at May 24, 2018 01:31 AM (gJBE5)
Posted by: mindful webworker is online at May 24, 2018 01:34 AM (+bodw)
We become divided. And *they* conquer.
Anyone remember one of the most energetic blogs, EVER?
Rachel Lucas.
She moved over to FacePlant.
Her blog, died.
FacePlant will in time, strangle her. If it hasn't already.
Conversely.
Kim DuToit has, upon the passing of his beloved Connie, revived his blog.
http://www.kimdutoit.com
You are all stealing from yourselves by not visiting there, often.
The "Social" platforms will be dying out, because SJW.
Hie thee forth back to yon blogs, Horde!
And in case you've forgotten. Ace of Spades IS a BLOG!, damn yer hides!
In this, we can defeat the Zukerbezosgateses.
*end*
Hasta la nite nite, Horde!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2018 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
Suspicious.
Posted by: Jesus Fixed My Roof - with an Ifihadda hammer at May 24, 2018 01:31 AM (gJBE5)
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 01:36 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 24, 2018 01:36 AM (6FqZa)
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 01:37 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&V sez don't you dare walk the damn pitcher at May 24, 2018 12:53
Thanks Donna, much appreciated.
T
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2018 01:41 AM (yJ1e6)
* injects thread with a jolt of adrenaline *
It moved. I swear.
Posted by: mindful webworker is getting sloshy at May 24, 2018 01:42 AM (+bodw)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 01:45 AM (e9G8E)
Good old mindfulwebworks.com is still there. Online since 1996.
It's not a blog, though. More like a cross between a museum and a mausoleum. Nevermind. Something here was supposed to be a funny.
Posted by: mindful webworker is starting to lose it at May 24, 2018 01:47 AM (+bodw)
Posted by: Mordant Miklos at May 24, 2018 01:48 AM (zCyNd)
He's resting comfortably now, strapped down and drugged up, and shouldn't be any more trouble.
Have a good night.
Posted by: mindful webworker's keepers at May 24, 2018 01:50 AM (+bodw)
... sounds like a horror from a Cronenberg movie
Everyone knows that's a town named after an ancient Indian burial ground in the Miskatonic River Valley.
Posted by: I mean "Native American" ... it had electric light and 15 beaver skin/hour wages and everything, I'm at May 24, 2018 01:50 AM (UD9ph)
What is the average for an ONT?
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2018 01:51 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2018 01:56 AM (8iiMU)
Have a good night.
Posted by: mindful webworker's keepers at May 24, 2018 01:50
Glad you caught him and have him contained. He can be quite a problem here, or so I'm told. Hope the drugs are working to keep him under control.
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2018 01:56 AM (yJ1e6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 24, 2018 01:57 AM (8iiMU)
Posted by: TruCon G. Keillor at May 24, 2018 01:57 AM (zCyNd)
I'm pretty sure that established practice is that math on AoSHQ is verboten.
Posted by: mean, median or mode? at May 24, 2018 01:59 AM (UD9ph)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Al Sharpton at May 24, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. Al Sharpton at May 24, 2018 02:00 AM (zCyNd)
---
This has me giggling like a loon.
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 02:06 AM (p6BoR)
Posted by: Farmer at May 24, 2018 01:51 AM (yJ1e6)
---
32, because ice cream has no bones...
however, if beavers hit the thread, the sky is the limit, and Memorial Day is just around the corner too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at May 24, 2018 02:09 AM (vZj1b)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 02:06 AM (p6BoR)
Loons giggle?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 24, 2018 02:11 AM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Botto at May 24, 2018 02:13 AM (e9G8E)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 24, 2018 02:19 AM (WFV7d)
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at May 24, 2018 02:22 AM (WrMht)
Posted by: SMH - Get right or get left at May 24, 2018 02:06 AM (p6BoR)
Loons giggle?
Posted by: Surfperch
Yes. Yes they do!
Posted by: pogomip at May 24, 2018 02:26 AM (7ULd1)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 24, 2018 02:27 AM (/qEW2)
Posted by: National Otter Association, c/o FusionGPS at May 24, 2018 02:28 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: The Rev. Al Sharpton at May 24, 2018 02:29 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Ward Cleaver at May 24, 2018 02:30 AM (WrMht)
...at least Surfperch and a few others know how to be polite and wish others a "Good Night".
I've been warned away from posting something like this by sensible people and I'd give that advice, as well.
I don't know why it bothers me, but it does.
*static*
Posted by: Slapweasel, (Cold1), (T) at May 24, 2018 02:30 AM (Ckg4U)
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Posted by: The Fearful M. Molnar at May 24, 2018 03:01 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklos, "convertible"rubles for sale CHEAP at May 24, 2018 03:07 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2018 03:12 AM (wYseH)
*Also requests diagrams/blueprints/plumbing-wiring specs for Mr. Schultz' famous dildo*
*for a friend*
Posted by: Miklos, "researcher" at May 24, 2018 03:23 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Lava Land at May 24, 2018 03:30 AM (FJrl0)
Posted by: minimum wage Miklos at May 24, 2018 03:39 AM (zCyNd)
"Standing for the National Anthem is meaningless if it is mandated, and such a mandate undermines the essential liberty of free speech."
One of those things that *sounds* reasonable, until you realize it is just another version of a woman saying, "I want you to do x because you want to do it, not because I want you to do it."
FFS. Get over yourself. Stand up and give a 45-second show of support to your country
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 24, 2018 03:45 AM (t81Q0)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 03:58 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Shopgirl at May 24, 2018 03:45 AM (t81Q0)
Nah. I won't. Not if you tell me I have to. And I won't to keep a job, either. I'll walk first.
But here's the deal ... ballplayers are ENTERTAINERS. And the NFL chose to make patriotism part of the show. And putting on the show IS their job.
So ... do the show ... or find another gig.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2018 04:01 AM (j37Ud)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 04:05 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)
I don't have much interest in the actual racing, but the technology in those F-1 cars is absolutely amazing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 24, 2018 04:41 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 04:48 AM (aC6Sd)
F1 practice is on ESPN2 in Monaco. This might be the only time I watch F1 practice. Monaco is beautiful. It will do till 5am when the European PGA Championship starts. Its the 'flagship' event for that Tour.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 04:49 AM (Cqbkw)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 04:51 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 04:56 AM (Cqbkw)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 04:58 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:14 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:21 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:26 AM (aC6Sd)
Am visiting Utah and Texas in July tho.
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at May 24, 2018 05:27 AM (Nv7Oi)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:29 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:32 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2 at May 24, 2018 05:34 AM (Nv7Oi)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:36 AM (aC6Sd)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:37 AM (aC6Sd)
Am visiting Utah and Texas in July tho.
Posted by: NZFrank withanM2
Bring a coat!! Heh, just kidding. You'll bake in Texas. Depends where you are in Utah.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 05:47 AM (Cqbkw)
Posted by: Skip
The move to ESPN is a mistake. They don't give a crap about racing of any kind. Not 'woke' enough I guess.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 05:48 AM (Cqbkw)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 24, 2018 05:49 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 24, 2018 05:51 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 24, 2018 05:54 AM (jbNNS)
Posted by: Miklos, just Miklos at May 24, 2018 05:49 AM (zCyNd)
heh
Posted by: m at May 24, 2018 05:56 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: Skip
Amen to the no go zone for Vegas in summer. I made that mistake... once. PS the casino workers just announced a strike there soon.
Legal Insurrection just got their Amazon Affiliate status yanked, cuz for no other apparent reason than they are a 'conservative' site. Moar economic war against the Right.
PSS -- Closed my Netflix account today; stated reason is the $60 Million they are forking over to the TFG clan. Fuck those collective assholes in particular. And so ends a 4 year deal. They provide me entertainment, I provide money, no ideology.
Oops on their part. As Warden (and Andrew sez) ------ War.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2018 05:57 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 05:58 AM (EyPfd)
Serious consideration to telling Amazon to fcuk-off as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:00 AM (EyPfd)
How does one become an apprentice to an apprentice?
The Europeans do these things so much better.
Posted by: Mikos, apprentice journeyman at May 24, 2018 06:02 AM (zCyNd)
Here in Maryland, Village Idiot is a Government position.
So there is an online application process.
But the website is down.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:07 AM (EyPfd)
"Standing for the National Anthem is meaningless if it is mandated,
and such a mandate undermines the essential liberty of free speech."
sorry Little Ben ... the only thing the NFL is mandating is that their players don't openly "flip the bird" to their customers. It is not mandated of the crowd, and even the players can opt out by staying off the field. (though the customers will still notice)
Shapiro is smart at times, but has that Trump derangement syndrome. It is the NFL mandating their players not disrespect the fans. That respects the fans' belief in liberty (and their choice to not attend games where players display hate for their country). The "mandate" does nothing to undermine the liberty of free speech, you little twit.
There are all sorts of rules for players that deal with mandates on their actions so they don't harm the NFL's "character". Their huge salaries are part of that agreement, though they still have plenty of criminals on the field. And recall when Dallas players wanted a little insignia to respect the officers slain by the BLM "activist", an NFL mandate refused to allow it. Where were the free speech claims then?
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2018 06:09 AM (bT8Z4)
Women have penises and women have balls and if your staff is not comfortable they can look for another job.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:09 AM (JFO2v)
So there is an online application process.
But the website is down.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:07 AM (EyPfd)
My mother's family is from Maryland, I remember my Uncle referring to it as "The People's Republic of Maryland" ... 40 years ago.
Posted by: random lurker commenter at May 24, 2018 06:10 AM (oLa9K)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 04:34 AM (aC6Sd)
I think I read Monaco is going to build a new harbor or add to the existing. I would love to the F1 on Nurburgring
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:12 AM (JFO2v)
Perhaps this person should be employed in a field which requires enhanced critical thinking skills.
As well as emotional stability.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:13 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:14 AM (JFO2v)
Still pretty much the same political cesspool as back then,
Just with more shooty stuff.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:15 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 06:15 AM (Cqbkw)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
yeah I've bought a ton from them, and always had Prime, but the cost is going up to like $110, and I don't think Prime really saves much. And their movie selection is slim, though some of the Amazon produced stuff was not bad.
I'm pretty much ready to pay a little more to avoid the leftist Silicon Valley magnates and their oligarch backers. If the silent majority takes up the left's boycott tactics, the tyrant run stocks will crash. Enough of the shadow banning and censorship of conservatives.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2018 06:19 AM (bT8Z4)
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2018 05:29 AM (aC6Sd)
From Tex. Hottest weather I have ever been in was about 5 years ago in Indiana about 40 miles SW of Bloomington. I think we had 13 triple digits in July. Got back to hotel and cleaned p for dinner and at 900 PM bank sign read 101.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:19 AM (JFO2v)
Let's smile and be happy and strike fear in the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)
Just being alive does that to them.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:20 AM (JFO2v)
a dick in every ladies room
tampons in mens room
impeach Trump
war with Russia
Merge MS 13 and Scouts
Higher taxes
35% cut to stock market
sensible gun confiscation
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:23 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Walmart.com beat their prices on 9 out of 12 items my wife needed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:23 AM (JFO2v)
Shapiro is smart at times, but has that Trump derangement syndrome.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2018 06:09 AM (bT8Z4)
He really does. It's a shame.
Posted by: m at May 24, 2018 06:24 AM (0bRDi)
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 24, 2018 06:24 AM (+Dllb)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2018 06:25 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: RI Red at May 24, 2018 06:25 AM (hq5TY)
a dick in every ladies room
tampons in mens room
impeach Trump
war with Russia
Merge MS 13 and Scouts
Higher taxes
35% cut to stock market
sensible gun confiscation
Posted by: rhennigantx
You forgot. Impeach Trump!
I know you typed it, but they really really want to impeach Trump!.
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)
We even have Ms Mosby, of Freddy Grey fame taking punches while trying to explain how a 17 year old with four previous car theft arrests in six months can run down and kill an officer using a fifth stolen vehicle at 2:00 pm on a school day.
All while having skipped out from Home Detention and wearing an ankle bracelet that does not have GPS.
And the gang of four that was arrested goes from 15-17 years of age.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:26 AM (EyPfd)
Probably because there are not that many self hating Jews there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:28 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Walmart.com beat their prices on 9 out of 12 items my wife needed.
Posted by: rhennigantx
I needed to get a new dehumidifier. I looked online at Home Depot, found the one I want. They had a pick it up at the store option online, the store is 4 miles away, or they would ship it to my house, free. It was shipped from McDonough Ga, and arrived at my door 2 days later via UPS. It was great.
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:29 AM (8ikIW)
Oh, yes. Wise words. The Left can not handle informed heretics.
I used to occasionally be a counter-protester in the DC area. The annual World Bank protests were close to my old lab. Fun times.
The 9/12 March in 2009 was awesome. Such a good time. The Million Man March was another of my favorite memories.
I've been in a number of parades in Kansas supporting good candidates. Good stories out of those too, but much more fun.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:29 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:29 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:30 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:29 AM (TL2pK)
A Patient bounced a $500 check...how's your morning?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:31 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 06:31 AM (3oX+R)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:31 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:33 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:33 AM (TL2pK)
making.Apparently, #nevertrump conservatives have some pent up demand in
the marketplace. Posted by: GnuBreed
Some of these guys ... there big dream is to become a talking head establishment prick for some network. They are the cocktail party pretenders.
I have no idea who is funding little Ben, but it seems to go back to when he defended poor Michelle when she pushed through all tRump's security on his way out and Cory pulled her back. Lots of BigMoney in the DC Cartel, to back anyone that will preach against Trump. I doubt it is marketplace demand ... it is the coastal elitist mafia pushing their narrative.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 24, 2018 06:34 AM (bT8Z4)
Stormy Danials hardest hit!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:33 AM (EyPfd)
It's my understanding that in preperation for just that the Fleet made that old WW2 VD video mandatory training last week
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:34 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:33 AM (TL2pK)
Thing?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:35 AM (Lg2h/)
I've done that. Bringing the ship in during a pea-souper fog was no fun at all. The pilot did all the work.
But I did hike from the pier on the Hudson to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. In Summer Whites.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:35 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Frogs ain't got no hair, Lieutenant Dan.
...Goofy Gump...
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:35 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:36 AM (TL2pK)
I know you typed it, but they really really want to impeach Trump!.
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:25 AM (8ikIW)
Oh agree! He makes the dems go thru depends like a communist regime goes thru Jooz.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:36 AM (JFO2v)
Officer the other day, it's the very public shit show that has sprung
up, while the city tries to explain just exactly how the juvenile
justice system works in Baltimore City.
==================================
Sounds good. Hopefully they will be less successful than Broward County has been at evading responsibility this time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 24, 2018 06:36 AM (rBnYq)
But I did hike from the pier on the Hudson to the Metropolitan Museum of Art. In Summer Whites.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:35 AM (hyuyC)
Funny not more than 1 minute ago my wife she wants to go to the MET this weekend. LOL
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:36 AM (Lg2h/)
Date, weekend with the guy....whatever you wanna call it.
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:36 AM (TL2pK)
Is it #3? If so may need some new drawers!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:36 AM (TL2pK)
A sin against G-D and Country?
Just kidding...Have fun. Ah but premedicate with antibiotics just to be sure
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:37 AM (Lg2h/)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:38 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:39 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, Vigilance Committee supporter at May 24, 2018 06:39 AM (rBnYq)
A number of the crew were not interested in art. Bars, women, bars. yes.
At the time, I missed my French girlfriend, Yvette. And my other two girlfriends, who were not in NYC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)
"You wouldn't remember, because you were asleep, that I held you while you slept and ran my fingers through your hair while the rain hit the windows"
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:41 AM (TL2pK)
At the time, I missed my French girlfriend, Yvette. And my other two girlfriends, who were not in NYC.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:39 AM (hyuyC)
When I was attached to the Reserve Center in NYC I knew where the hot spots and good things to do on Fleet Week were. But now that I am in Pensacola and Navy Medicine East, I am a tad out of touch...but I'll find somethings to do this weekend.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:41 AM (Lg2h/)
Sounds like you weren't leading her enough.
What was the range?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:42 AM (EyPfd)
The Democratic party is the party increasing the criminal class in America. And reinforcing failure. May the sunlight help change a flawed policy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:42 AM (hyuyC)
The graduations keynote speaker, Defense Secretary Jim Mattis, told the group they will see battle soon. And they will be expected to win every fight.
Your primary weapons system now is your attitude, Mattis said.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2018 06:43 AM (Lg2h/)
It's time to demand Common Sense Juvenile Criminal Control Laws.
For the Chirruns.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:45 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
They come up with so many failed policies. When it is found that the policy cannot work, they will screech that it wasn't done good enough or not enough money was spent on it. If anyone says fukc it, let's go back to the way it was and start with a clean slate, the knives come out.
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:41 AM (TL2pK)
with fava beans and a nice chianti
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Worst summer ever. 1st summer after moving to Texas - 69 days of 100+ degrees. 1980.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 06:46 AM (3oX+R)
My knowledge of Virginia Beach and Norfolk dive bars and good-time places is sadly out of date. And I do not miss that lack.
I found the Chrysler Museum to be relaxing. Some of their glass pieces were stunning. No way I could do anything close when I used to blow glass in the lab. And some good paintings as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:46 AM (hyuyC)
Dows he hav a collection of wigs?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:46 AM (EyPfd)
you slept and ran my fingers through your hair while the rain hit the
windows"
==
Way to jumpstart a vomit.
Posted by: Corona at May 24, 2018 06:47 AM (MceDl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:47 AM (EyPfd)
Posted by: The Cos at May 24, 2018 06:48 AM (UdKB7)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2018 06:48 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:48 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:45 AM (8ikIW)
Like the 8 years under the Bhussein regime. We are the smartest people in the room and we will make marxist medicine work. You can keep will be the lie of the century!
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:49 AM (JFO2v)
"
Heading to Oceana in a little bit for the weekend.
So glad that Little VIA is not at NOB.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:49 AM (EyPfd)
Yvette used to keep a pistol close. Under a pillow? Anyway, I strove to keep her happy. At the time, I was not interested in personal firearms.
Today, I have evolved. We could go to the range. But my wife would object mightily. And she is armed also. Best to move on.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:49 AM (hyuyC)
"You wouldn't remember, because you were asleep, that I held you while you slept and ran my fingers through your hair while the rain hit the windows"
Posted by: TickledPin
Hopefully that was during a previous date?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 06:50 AM (3oX+R)
Four things to understand about SPYGATE: 1) There was no spy in the Trump campaign. 2) The spying that did NOT happen was totally justified. 3) It would be bad for national security to identify the spy who doesn't exist. 4) His name is Stefan.
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 06:52 AM (8ikIW)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 06:41 AM (TL2pK)
Awww, its like a Harlequin Romance novel but with a serial killer.
Posted by: Puddleglum at May 24, 2018 06:52 AM (Cqbkw)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2018 06:46 AM (3oX+R)
I was remerchandising Skillerns drug stores that summer. Damn it was hot.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 24, 2018 06:53 AM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2018 06:53 AM (EyPfd)
Have a great day, everyone. Even if it is not Haze Gray and Underway.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:53 AM (hyuyC)
Posted by: rickb223
Same summer *I think) , Chicago -- 31 days above 100 degrees, close to 90 days above 90. Consecutive.
It's jusr weather.
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2018 06:54 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2018 06:18 AM (hyuyC)
Crowd funded Krispy Kreme Gift Cards for this guy.
Posted by: Mikos will start with $20 at May 24, 2018 06:54 AM (zCyNd)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2018 06:56 AM (0ogQG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: GnuBreed at May 24, 2018 06:56 AM (0ogQG)
Please tip your waitresses and I am here until saturday.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 06:59 AM (JFO2v)
Is that like in Virginia where they pardoned all those former prisoners to give them their voting rights back?
I would say that now they can also buy guns but it's NY. Can anyone buy handguns there anyway?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 24, 2018 07:00 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Bruce at May 24, 2018 07:00 AM (8ikIW)
I liked Rushs comment yesterday. If there was a FBI plant to save Trump from himself why did not HRC get the same treatment.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2018 07:01 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Case at May 24, 2018 07:06 AM (2AmoJ)
Pink ... you know this shit ... but I'm going to tell you one time - in public - just so I do not have to see you on a milk carton.
Your Ass. And your Head. I am sure they are both pretty.
But fucking remove one from the other.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2018 07:06 AM (j37Ud)
Haha, it indeed was. He was correct, as I don't remember any of it, which is a little scary, because I think of worse that could have happened.
@791
I am confused at your suggestion? Does that mean you think I should cancel the weekend? Stop seeing him altogether?
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 07:09 AM (TL2pK)
Posted by: TickledPink at May 24, 2018 07:09 AM (TL2pK)
No Sentient Being can be this fucking dumb.
Have at it Pink.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 24, 2018 07:40 AM (j37Ud)
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