Reuters Poll: GOP +6

Hard to believe but there you go.

NEW: @Reuters weekly tracking poll has GOP +6 on the generic ballot. https://t.co/S0qZr0IuF8 pic.twitter.com/UTisMFwJxM
— Michael Ahrens (@michael_ahrens) May 22, 2018

Posted by: Ace at 06:01 PM

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1 Let's not do that thing in each other's mouths just yet

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:02 PM (KCCgc)

2 Clearly it's the Russians.

Posted by: The Deplorable Mr. Trumpkin at May 22, 2018 06:02 PM (13PHl)

3 Also, pep +9.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:02 PM (LAe3v)

4 Needs more Cowbell?

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:03 PM (KCCgc)

5 4
Needs more Cowbell?

Couldn't hurt.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:03 PM (LAe3v)

6 It.moved.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 06:03 PM (QQ+il)

7 Best James Carville accent:"It's the economy, stupid"

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:04 PM (KCCgc)

8 Is it too soon to hope again?

Posted by: I Smell Something Rotten at May 22, 2018 06:04 PM (iWzUm)

9 Remember how accurate the polls were in the 2016 election? Yeah, I wouldn't get all giddy just yet. Long road until this November.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 06:04 PM (jxbfJ)

10 Just hope it doesn't go to GOP + 6.9

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:04 PM (KCCgc)

11 Could this possibly mean that 50% of the country ISN'T irretrievably stupid?

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:04 PM (LAe3v)

12

This will only further embolden the gop cucks to assist the Democrats in advancing the leftist agenda.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (DzSJ5)

13 If the GOP gains seats in the House and Senate I will laugh and laugh and laugh and laugh.

And then weep because they still will be utter fuckwits but still.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (dEQP3)

14 Yes, but it was a feminine poll.

Posted by: Nurse Krang at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (3c1uO)

15 I was told there were boners here.

Posted by: Emperor Fuckstick at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (89T5c)

16 It's a start.

Posted by: muckrack at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (RbR1e)

17 Max Boot just needs to fuck that chicken a little harder.

Posted by: wooga at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (CBwKQ)

18 I won't relax until I hear from Mr. Wolf himself.

Posted by: GuyfromNH at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (Gs5TH)

19 Keep the pedal on the floor.

Posted by: James Mora at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (l+9OF)

20 I'd still rather be +6 on an unreliable poll than -6.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (QQ+il)

21 They obviously didn't poll MS-13.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (xPl2J)

22 If it was a feminine poll the lead would only be 4.62

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (KCCgc)

23 Roman Maroni

President Trump can handle that situation.

HCWNBPOTUS

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (hyuyC)

24 Dammit! After all we've tried, we're actually AHEAD now ?!?!

Posted by: GOPe at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (EzdLW)

25 ROLL TIDE

Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (Ymy4N)

26
Q: Why is little marco being so mouthy lately?

A: Because he's fool enough to want to run for president again in 2020.

That's why little marco thinks it's smart to criticize the president on everything.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (DzSJ5)

27 Doesn't matter. Just wait 'till "The Jeffersons II" hits Netflix.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (398bZ)

28 And think what would a few indictments would do

Posted by: Skip at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (aC6Sd)

29 Roll Fucking Tide indeed.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (QQ+il)

30 They like our Deep State Resistance strategies!

Posted by: GOPe at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (y3sT9)

31 I hope the Democrats continue to lecture us about how wonderful illegal alien rape and murder gangs are.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (nILVB)

32 That's nice. It's still May.

Never underestimate the ability of the Stupid Party to throw away any advantage it might have, especially when they've got six months to come up with a new and improved way to screw up.

Posted by: Raoul Ortega at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (3eV0J)

33 Fake news!

Posted by: Jake Tappper at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (EzdLW)

34 Putin, you magnificent bastard!

Posted by: James at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (kOwY5)

35 Now just Need Dr. Krang to say it is a Feminine Poll

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (y3aQB)

36 Sumpin' tells me that D�14 poll a couple months ago was bullshit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (89T5c)

37 Knew it.This is the end of the democrat party.They'll never recover from this.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (roQNm)

38 Looks like an early night for "Generic Democratic Candidate"

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (EzdLW)

39 Say "Raise taxes"
Scream "IMPEACH" every five nanoseconds
Talk about grabbing guns
MS-13
Most visible: Hillary, Pelosi, and Waters

This poll is no surprise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (y4sLz)

40 "You are going to be so tired of Winng that you are going to beg me...Please, Mr. Trump. No More."

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (fh7cq)

41 Keep the pedal on the floor.

Posted by: James Mora at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (l+9OF)

Agreed. The best defense is a good offense. Especially when President Trump lives rent-free in the otherwise empty skulls of the media.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (wYseH)

42 20
I'd still rather be +6 on an unreliable poll than -6.

Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (QQ+il)

I would think -6 would get more people out to vote (out of fear of what will happen should the libtards take over) vs. +6 where they'll think they can stay home, 'cause the Rethugicans have it locked up.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (jxbfJ)

43 I hear the Democrats are still leading the polls in the Gaza Strip.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (xPl2J)

44 I hope the Deimoscr@ps and their apparatchik get buried like Mammoths in Siberia this November.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (qoKAm)

45 I'm braced for the inevitable drama of this feminine poll.

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

46 Red Tide beats Blue Ripple.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (I77tV)

47 I can't understand why. Pelosi says first thing she's gonna do when the Dems take over the House is raise taxes. It's as if she learned nothing from Walter Mondale.

Posted by: Mike at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (swJ7s)

48 This is the end of the democrat party.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (roQNm)

I doubt that.

Remember, their opponents are the Republican Party...the Washington Generals of politics.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (wYseH)

49 Woohoo! What did I miss?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (VgKNm)

50 Most visible: Hillary, Pelosi, and Waters

This poll is no surprise.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Don't forget: Oprah and The Rock.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (f3MDZ)

51 FINISH THEM!

Posted by: t-bird at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (y3sT9)

52 43
I hear the Democrats are still leading the polls in the Gaza Strip.

Yeah, but where they are really killing it is in the cannibal Latino gangbanger category. They OWN it, man.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (LAe3v)

53 I told you this Stormy thing would Blow itself out.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (fh7cq)

54 This poll has Democrats bleeding out of their whatevers

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (KCCgc)

55 Wang Dang Sweet Poontang!

Posted by: Nurse Krang at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (3c1uO)

56 All the ladies love a military man.

Posted by: Gen. Eric Republican, USAF ret. at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (QQ+il)

57 This news made Angela Merkel cry

https://tinyurl.com/yag2ycqw

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Close Down The FBI! at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (LISuA)

58 >>>Could this possibly mean that 50% of the country ISN'T irretrievably stupid?

No. I would guess a good 20% of Trump's supporters are in fact irretrievably stupid.

When you add up the retards in this country, I'm surprised that we haven't enacted the 28th Amendment to the US Constituon, comprised entirely of the text from the Arby's menu.

Posted by: wooga at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (CBwKQ)

59 I shall begin to transition my portfolio to pudding cups.

Posted by: reason at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (q/kmn)

60 It moved

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Deadpool 2 was kinda annoying at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (xJa6I)

61 I told you this Stormy thing would Blow itself out.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM

Oh honey, if you only knew.

Posted by: Stormy Krang at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (3c1uO)

62 It's as if she learned nothing from Walter Mondale.

But everything I read in the papers backs up my position!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (y3sT9)

63 Does this mean we're supposed to write-in "generic Republican" on our ballots when we vote?

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (EzdLW)

64 I told you this Stormy thing would Blow itself out.
Posted by: garrett

It's been on it's back for a while now.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (f3MDZ)

65 Was this poll taken before or after the MS-13 kerfuffle? Because that is a losing argument for the left - visceral hate from Americans for these filth.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (a0IVu)

66 Bill Kristol's ship has run aground.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (fh7cq)

67 If anything gets Mueller shut down, this is what it will be, on the orders of the DNC.

Posted by: Bert G at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (yzxic)

68 HO HO HO

Posted by: Chris Krangle at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (QQ+il)

69
The best part will be when the GOP starts requiring Parents be licensed before they have children, and take parenting classes on how to be good parents.
--Instapundit has details.
It will literally, literally, just like "The Handmaiden's Tale"

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (roQNm)

70 #MAGA

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (hMwEB)

71 Could this possibly mean that 50% of the country ISN'T irretrievably stupid?

-

Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (VgKNm)

72 This is left trolling.
I do not believe it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (neVEe)

73 *Now* is the time for full amnesty for all 30+ million undocumented US citizens of foreign national origin.

Posted by: GOPe at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (NL6wI)

74 The Republicans will probably pounce on this poll. Or seize.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Close Down The FBI! at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (LISuA)

75 WHY AREN'T I 150 BAZILLION POINTS AHEAD, YOU MIGHT ASK.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (y4sLz)

76 Bill Kristol's ship has run aground.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM

Is that code word for cock in his mouth? Like John has a long moustache?

Posted by: Stormy Krang at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (3c1uO)

77 Is this another outlier? Did Reuters apologize for having to publish these numbers?

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM (uDcBt)

78 You know who else surprised the Poles....?

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM (EzdLW)

79 71.EasyDemocrat
RepublicanLibertariansheesh

Posted by: Roman Maroni at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM (KCCgc)

80 Maybe just a hand job?

Posted by: Max Power at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM (Hucnr)

81 #MAGA
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM

#MAGMA!

Posted by: Mt. Kilueaua at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM (3c1uO)

82
How can that be? Everybody we know is voting Dem.

Posted by: MS 13 at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM (r+sAi)

83 Get thee to the primaries people. And then work to convince your IRL contacts to vote against the commies even when GOPe shits win primary contests.

I believe if Dems get their blue wave they will come up with some phony impeachment excuse and trust the FNM to run cover for it. And I'm afraid I'd be of very little use in the CW that would most likely follow.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 22, 2018 06:13 PM (eASYU)

84 Maybe just a hand job?

We don't have time for Starbucks!

Posted by: Chris Krangle at May 22, 2018 06:13 PM (QQ+il)

85 You know who else surprised the Poles....?
Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM

Helloooo sailor!

Posted by: Stormy Krang at May 22, 2018 06:13 PM (3c1uO)

86 Does this mean Nanzi Pelousi will never again be Speaker?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, Close Down The FBI! at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (LISuA)

87 Hard to believe indeed.
Someone smart will have to do that crosstabs thing in find out it's the rare poll done skewed R.

Posted by: Private Jackson at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (z79tQ)

88 Polls being polls though so who knows.

Still, I'm thinking about Maddow doing that This is our life now look at then slowly putting a revolver to her temple right before the screen goes black.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (4ErVI)

89 Its BS.
Don't believe it.
Vote early and often!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (neVEe)

90 You know who else surprised the Poles....?
Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:12 PM

Cool story bro!

Posted by: The Wermarcht at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (3c1uO)

91 I'm still betting that the R's lose the House, but I so desperately want this pool to be true.

Can you imagine the Lefty meltdown if the R's keep control of Congress even with HitlerSatanTrump as President?

Popcorn!

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (Mrl1e)

92 This is left trolling.
I do not believe it.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (neVEe)
---
They only use polls to suppress turnout, one way or another.

But it does tell me (along with Dems criticizing Mueller, et al) that they are worried.

We've got 'em on their heels, I think. Keep punching til they quit coughing up blood and sputum.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (AzW6q)

93
Don't worry, we got some things yet to f up.

Posted by: GOP e at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (r+sAi)

94 >>Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Deciduous, Coniferous and...

Posted by: Rick Perry at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (fh7cq)

95 Reuters +6
Reality +8

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (LKWuH)

96
Bill Kristol's ship has run aground.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM

dot dot dot
dash dash dash
dot dot dot

Posted by: Commodore Bill Kristol at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (EzdLW)

97 they actually passed the Right to Try bill...I am really happy about this one.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

98 You know what they say about peaking too early.

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (LKWuH)

99 89 Its BS.
Don't believe it.
Vote early and often!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (neVEe)

So... yer sayin we should act like Democrats?

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (NgKpN)

100 Don't worry, we got some things yet to f up.
Posted by: GOP e at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM

Oh, we know, we know. We've read the book, seen the movie and the sequel.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (3c1uO)

101
*sings*
Haaaaannnd JobHaaaannnd JobDoing that crazy hand job--Geo Thourgood and the Destroyers.

iTunes

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (roQNm)

102 Howda thunk that talking impeachment, Increased Taxes, Open Borders, and anti-American shit would backfire?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (SjImc)

103 Reuters +6
Reality +8
Posted by: gNewt

Rutgers +12

Posted by: zombie Jimmy the Greek at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (f3MDZ)

104 69
The best part will be when the GOP starts requiring Parents be licensed before they have children, and take parenting classes on how to be good parents.
--Instapundit has details.
It will literally, literally, just like "The Handmaiden's Tale"

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (roQNm)

What's this?

That actually sounds like something the Left would attempt...and then deny any White couple the right to have children.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (4ErVI)

105

I seem to have broken prematurly ,I'm sorry that has never happened to me before

Posted by: The Blue Wave at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (10vO4)

106 So... yer sayin we should act like Democrats?

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (NgKpN)
No way am I going to start gathering dead relatives to vote.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (a0IVu)

107 I'm sure CNN has some explanation for this. Russian Bots, I guess. (But I just read that they accounted for three percent of the Trump vote. It was online, so it must be true. But can we ignore so many of our fellow Americans. 3% is more than the number of trannies; almost as many as the actual number of homos. How long must these Bots' dreams be crushed?)

Posted by: George LeS at May 22, 2018 06:16 PM (59GGI)

108 Bill Kristol's ship has run aground.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM

dot dot dot
dash dash dash
dot dot dot
Posted by: Commodore Bill Kristol at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM

The Capitan wired in he had water comin in and the good cuck and crew was in peril...

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (3c1uO)

109 97
they actually passed the Right to Try bill...I am really happy about this one.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:15 PM (a0IVu)

Pro rape!?

Posted by: muckrack at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (RbR1e)

110 Pixy is messing with CR/LF

or Windows 10 is.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (roQNm)

111 Back when Barky was first elected I was still posting over at free republic. I said it then in that place , I have said it repeatedly here and in the real world that Barky would be the death of the democrat party. People said no, no, it would take a miracle to end that hive of scummery. You ask for a miracle, I give you barkys fbi.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (myjNJ)

112 "GOP +6"

How can this be? We're doing as little as possible as wrong as possible!

Posted by: John McCain's Tumor at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (H8S+R)

113 Not saying there will be a Red Wave but.....

My In-laws, who are life long Dems, teachers unionists, and probably not-so-secret socialists, have now visited us TWICE this year and not mentioned politics even one time. My MIL is a woman who told her own daughter that she was a racist for not voting for Obama. For them not to even mention Trump one time means.....I think they kinda like him now.

After all, what's not to like? They have a little more money in their paychecks, no one talks about ISIS anymore because it isn't a thing anymore, 3 hostages came home from NK, and the Mueller clown show has proven to be...an even bigger clown show.

I want to tell them: you don't have to marry the man, just admit he is way better than you thought he would be, and worlds better than who you voted for.

Posted by: Dude at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (RYASC)

114 These numbers mean nothing if we don't field candidates who can win in November.

And the Dems will be out in force, stuffing as many ballot boxes as they possibly can.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, TX at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (uDcBt)

115 told you this Stormy thing would Blow itself out.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:09 PM (fh7cq)

Hey that's my gimmick

RON JEREMY

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (dKiJG)

116 You've got a president with 50% approval. No real loss from the election results, with positive effects from his policy and soaring consumer confidence.

You've got Democrats that are offering the same old shit, and worse.

The evaporation of the Blue Wave is not surprising.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (oVJmc)

117
Pollsters suck.

Dems Blow.

GOP just lays their quivering trying to go to their mind happy place.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (r+sAi)

118 what they promised super hitler with a side of evil

what we got, "hey this guy -like- is doing the things he said he would do"

is that allowed?

Posted by: Krystal Slider Enthusiast at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (sB8d1)

119 69
The best part will be when the GOP starts requiring Parents be licensed before they have children, and take parenting classes on how to be good parents.
--Instapundit has details.
It will literally, literally, just like "The Handmaiden's Tale"
Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (roQNm)

I like the idea of leftist "Womyn" banged up as concubines, but I would have them in tight leather and rubber rather than those red robes.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

120 Say "Raise taxes"
Scream "IMPEACH" every five nanoseconds
Talk about grabbing guns
MS-13
Most visible: Hillary, Pelosi, and Waters

This poll is no surprise.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 22, 2018 06:07 PM (y4sLz)

You forgot, complaining about the eeeeevil Joos that wants to kill

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (5Yee7)

121 No way am I going to start gathering dead relatives to vote.
Posted by: IC

Dr. Victor von Frankenstein recommends it as a good full-body workout.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (f3MDZ)

122 87 Hard to believe indeed.
Someone smart will have to do that crosstabs thing in find out it's the rare poll done skewed R.

Posted by: Private Jackson at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (z79tQ)

...yup. We still suck. Everything sucks.

Posted by: AllahPundit at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (q/kmn)

123 It really surprises me that the dems are losing support...kinda like the time my wife asked me how her ass looked in those pants and I ended up unconscious in the back yard?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (SjImc)

124 well, there may be lots of people that have diametrically opposed views on how to solve the countries problems and even where the country should be going but the vast majority of people on both sides know that coups and corruption are horrible for everyone and don't want to go down the road obama put us on.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (MTjB1)

125 Anyone see Michael Caputo a little while ago on Cavuto?

He claims that a government contractor was offering to give him Hillary's emails through an intermediary. He told Mueller this and they ignored him.

Seems kinda big.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (/tuJf)

126 Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM

1 ) Hawaiian Branch (black robe people )
2 ) Fundraising Branch (sucking donors' c0cks )
3 ) Deep State Branch (getting a$$es kicked by PDT)

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:18 PM (EzdLW)

127 96 Commodore Bill Kristol

Missed your era. You should be calling PAN PAN, PAN PAN, PAN PAN.

When the elections leave the Dems in control of nothing, then you can call MAYDAY.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (hyuyC)

128 Women, poor, Bill Kristol hardest hit.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (U/0fz)

129 Checking the winning level...nope, still not tired.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (fftfA)

130 Still a long way out.

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (lKs2v)

131 94 >>Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Deciduous, Coniferous and...
Posted by: Rick Perry at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (fh7cq)

I know! Anthracite!

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (sdi6R)

132 Got willowed. Anyway...

blah blah blah...

Posted by: Dr Krang at May 22, 2018 05:36 PM (BEZfd)

Take him to Detroit!............
Posted by: Dr. Klahn at May 22, 2018 06:06 PM (EoRCO)

Very funny. Let me be the first to offer Dr. Klahn a big hand.

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (bgE22)

133
YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S POLL!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Redbeard Rum at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM (eXA4G)

134 Bill Kristol's ship has run aground.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM

Ahoy!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (O5Q3r)

135 Wonder why.. What voter wouldn't be thrilled with the Dem platform of open borders, throwing out the tax cuts, and impeachment!

Posted by: It's me donna at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (O2RFr)

136 But But But... Porn Star!

Trump argues like a GIRL!!!!!!!!

Posted by: buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (lKs2v)

137 So how many Dem voters needed a safe room and a therapy couch to pounce because of this poll?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (qoKAm)

138 This cannot stand! Push amnesty harder, damn it! Maybe throw in some common sense gun control where viable, too.

Posted by: GOPe aka CoC at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (H8S+R)

139
remember when nominating Donald Trump would hurt the other Republicans "down the ticket" and ruin the Republican party for years?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (DzSJ5)

140 The less the GOPe does, the more they will be rewarded.

Now, if they can just keep their pie holes shut, drink heavily and leave us alone for the next 6 months.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (EoRCO)

141 Women, poor, Bill Kristol hardest hit.
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM

Binders full!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (3c1uO)

142
YOU HAVE A WOMAN'S POLL!!!!!

Posted by: Captain Redbeard Rum

Best Blackadder ever!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (DzSJ5)

143 Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.
I bet even more couldn't name the type of tree the branches are on.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (RHEDC)

144 Don't worry, we got some things yet to f up.

Posted by: GOP e at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM

---------------
Hmm... Sounds like a great opportunity to push... Amnesty!

Posted by: GOPe Strategists at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (mJXUS)

145 From CTH:

Former Trump Campaign Aide Michael Caputo Expands: U.S. Government Agency Attempted To Give Him Hillary Clinton Emails

Explosive. Former Trump campaign aide Michael Caputo appeared on Fox News moments ago with stunning statements. According to Caputo a contractor with a government agency was attempting to pass to him, through an intermediary, Hillary Clinton emails; and the intermediary reached out to Caputo to inform him therein.

In hindsight, Caputo now suggests the "contractor of the government agency" was attempting to set him up - and by extension the Trump campaign - in a sting operation similar to the recently revealed "Crossfire Hurricane" operation conducted by CIA operative Stefan Halper through Carter Page and George Papadopoulos.

http://tinyurl.com/ztw6qrj

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (Enq6K)

146 Shit, this is really going to piss off our wives' boyfriends...

Posted by: Your Betters at NRO at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (LNPd9)

147 [i94
>>Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Deciduous, Coniferous and...

Posted by: Rick Perry

Idiota!! It's igneous, metamorphic, and sedimentary. Either that or Ionian, Corinthian, and Doric.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (LAe3v)

148 But Hillary has a 95% chance of winning.

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (cAj82)

149 Teach me to answer the phone

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (RHEDC)

150 Posted by: Dude at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (RYASC)

Or maybe they can't bear to even talk about him.

Like me during the Obama years. Outside of here and a few other places online I rarely talked about him. Talking about him was at the bottom of my list, below talking about my bowel movements even.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (4ErVI)

151 139

remember when nominating Donald Trump would hurt the other
Republicans "down the ticket" and ruin the Republican party for years?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (DzSJ5)

Oh yes...along with cries of 'the GOP is dead' - thought that may not be entirely bad.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (a0IVu)

152 I keep thinking what the message of Trump is, and it is this.

Don't flinch and never cringe.

Posted by: Dean Wormer at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (fftfA)

153 "But But But... Porn Star! "

Shit I forgot the safe word!

Posted by: Bill Kristol at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (3c1uO)

154 >>1 ) Hawaiian Branch (black robe people )
2 ) Fundraising Branch (sucking donors' c0cks )
3 ) Deep State Branch (getting a$$es kicked by PDT)

Don't forget the DOJ. It's an entirely separate branch.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (/tuJf)

155 131 94 >>Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Deciduous, Coniferous and...
Posted by: Rick Perry at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (fh7cq)

I know! Anthracite!

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 06:19 PM

No...no...no!!!!
Everyone knows Anthracite is a kind of flower.
The third one is Amethyst.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (neVEe)

156 So how many ~~Dem~~ Conservative Inc ~~voters~~ columnists needed a safe room and a therapy couch to pounce because of this poll?
Posted by: Anna Puma

FIFY

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:22 PM (f3MDZ)

157 Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

The left branch, the right branch, and the sensible moderates.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (roQNm)

158 Trump is Dr. Detroit and Hillary is Mom

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (qoKAm)

159 It really surprises me that the dems are losing support...kinda like the time my wife asked me how her ass looked in those pants and I ended up unconscious in the back yard?

"Do these pants make my ass look big?"

"No, I'm fairly sure the pants have nothing to do with it."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (bgE22)

160 So what will facebook , google and twitter do to counter this?

Posted by: muckrack at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (RbR1e)

161
Sure the republicans may be +6 now but just wait until Nancy Pelosi's town hall on CNN tommorow

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (10vO4)

162 ...
My MIL is a woman who told her own daughter that she was a racist for
not voting for Obama. For them not to even mention Trump one time
means.....I think they kinda like him now.

...
Dude
*********

Or they couldn't bear the thought of the laughter that would ensue.

My acquaintance did that to her mom also.
They bite their tongues around me.
They hate so deep.

But it's good of you to give deference to your inlaws.

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (LKWuH)

163 152 71 Could this possibly mean that 50% of the country ISN'T irretrievably stupid?

-

Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 22, 2018 06:11 PM (VgKNm)

The Government has Branches?!?!?

Who would've known?

Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (WWTgX)

164 GOP gets bump from Ryan quitting

Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (Ymy4N)

165 "I want to tell them: you don't have to marry the man, just admit he is way better than you thought he would be, and worlds better than who you voted for.
Posted by: Dude at May 22, 2018 06:17 PM (RYASC)"

---------

I sad the same thing as soon as Trump threw his hat in the ring. He announced to run on issues no other GOP candidate would touch but which were important to voters.

We can look at him the way Democrats always look at Clinton and Kennedy, they got a pass because they gave Dems what they wanted.

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (/3+Sg)

166 Good news, now lets not get all excited yet. The repubs have a way of playing Charlie Brown to Lucy and her football.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (0OmEj)

167 I hope we win until the Democrats decide we're cheating and sue for strong voter ID laws. And then keep winning after that.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (yL25O)

168 158 Trump is Dr. Detroit and Hillary is Mom

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (qoKAm)

Oh nice. Obscure.

Donna Dixon for the win.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (4ErVI)

169 I am so glad that I didn't buy DailyWire AKA Ben Shapiro channel and went with CRTV. Ben's hatred for Trump really turns me off and Crowder is funnier and I enjoy Gavin, Levin etc Malkin sure can build a good channel.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (dKiJG)

170 BetaPundit hardest hit.

Posted by: deepelemblues at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (iwWHZ)

171 Is +6 a banana or an apple ??

Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (Ymy4N)

172 EM PENCIL SHAVING BEANBOOZLE FOADDY FI!!!!

Posted by: someone trying to do the Maxine thing at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (q/kmn)

173 "Or maybe they can't bear to even talk about him."

Dack, you have never met my MIL. She has never NOT lectured someone about something (everything). Lifelong elementary school teacher who views the whole world as a giant second grade classroom.

Posted by: Dude at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (RYASC)

174 The Government has Branches?!?!?

Who would've known?
Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (WWTgX)

...

And several independent agencies, like the DoJ and FBI.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (yL25O)

175 Dear Democrats:
Please continue running all of the same old/same old from your dog-eared and ketchup-stained playbook.
Sincerely,Mikey NTH

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (0QYMt)

176 I don't believe this. This engineered so they can run a Donk momentum/komeback kid story later.

Meanwhile,

Seventeen-year-old Dimitrios Pagourtzis is being held in jail on capital murder charges after allegedly killing 10 people in a school shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas Friday, but his father told a TV station in Greece that his son is a victim, not a criminal - not that he denies his son fatally shot eight students and two teachers.

The Associated Press reports that Antonios Pagourtzis shared his side of the story with Greece's Antenna TV, alleging that his son was bullied:

The suspect's attorney, Nicholas Poehl, has said he is investigating whether his client endured any "teacher-on-student" bullying after reading reports of the teen being mistreated by football coaches. The school district issued a statement saying it investigated the accusations and "confirmed that these reports were untrue."

The elder Pagourtzis said his son took a legally owned shotgun and handgun from his closet before leaving for school that day. The teen didn't own firearms of his own, he said.

"My son, to me, is not a criminal, he's a victim," he said. "The kid didn't own guns, I owned guns."

. . .

He said his son had told him he had acted on his own, and had spared "the kids who were the good kids so they can tell his story."

Damn, he's practically a saint!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)

177 161
Sure the republicans may be +6 now but just wait until Nancy Pelosi's town hall on CNN tommorow
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (10vO4)

PReSidEnT bUsH aIn't sEEn N0thin' yET!

Posted by: San Fran Nan at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (WWTgX)

178 171 Is +6 a banana or an apple ??

Posted by: Killpatrick Swayze at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (Ymy4N)

I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe...

Posted by: Don Lemon at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (q/kmn)

179 174
The Government has Branches?!?!?

Who would've known?

Posted by: Joey Choo-choo at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM (WWTgX)

...

And several independent agencies, like the DoJ and FBI.

Posted by: TexasDan

And the media, of course. Don't forget them.

Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

180 +6 ???
This cannot stand! The plebes expect too much from us as it is!

Posted by: GOPe at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (PYqs2)

181 I am so glad that I didn't buy DailyWire AKA Ben Shapiro channel and went with CRTV. Ben's hatred for Trump really turns me off and Crowder is funnier and I enjoy Gavin, Levin etc Malkin sure can build a good channel.

*sniff*

Posted by: Glenn Beck's BlazeTV at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (oVJmc)

182
During the primaries, Mr Trump was holding rally after rally. He was becoming a better candidate with each one.

I used to watch the rallies and poat here what Trump was saying. Oh how it annoyed so many here!

Why does every thread have to be about Trump, they cried!!

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM (DzSJ5)

183 Even Glen Beck is wearing a MAGA hat.

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM (cAj82)

184 Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

CNN, Obama, and the Army.Did I get them right?

Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM (O5Q3r)

185
Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

The San Fransisco branch, the Chicago branch and the New York branch, Mr. Smarty Pants

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM (10vO4)

186 Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Christopher Walken at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (FjBe0)

187 Either that or Ionian, Corinthian, and Doric.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:21 PM (LAe3v)

Idiot! Corinthian is rich leather, not a post or a tree!

Posted by: Kahn, totally not shilling for Chrysler at the moment at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (z79tQ)

188 Pity McConnell is not retiring as well as Paul Ryan. New blood would have raised enthusiasm sky high. People are voting GOP in spite of those two, not because of them.

Posted by: Decaf at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (/3+Sg)

189 And the media, of course. Don't forget them.
Posted by: pep at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (LAe3v)

...

They won't let me.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (yL25O)

190 He said his son had told him he had acted on his own, and had spared "the kids who were the good kids so they can tell his story."

Damn, he's practically a saint!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (+y/Ru)

Unfortunately, if this IS actually the case, I could see The Bullied Kid Who Strikes Back becoming a folk hero to a good many, and not just the "InCels".

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

191 I hope we win until the Democrats decide we're cheating and sue for strong voter ID laws. And then keep winning after that.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (yL25O)

-------

We need to wait until after they nominate Loopy Valdez to run against Abbott. Instead of losing 40/60, they'll lose closer to 25/75.

Posted by: reason at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (q/kmn)

192

Often times, I'd report that Donald Trump "just pulled down his pants and rammed his penis into the media...repeatedly" at his rally.

Which he did. And most of you missed out on that.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (DzSJ5)

193 3 branches of gov't.

Mid-brain
Pons
Medulla oblongata

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine, Slavic Customer Service Rep. at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (fA1SL)

194 184 Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

CNN, Obama, and the Army.Did I get them right?
Posted by: tu3031 at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM (O5Q3r)

No, its Army, Navy, and Air Farce...

Because the Marines belong to the Navy.... Redhead stepchild... ya know?

Posted by: Don Q...... at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (NgKpN)

195 It's so puzzling and so complex!!
It's almost like security and prosperity for the American people are more important than the ability to spout critical theory and racial scolding!
P.S. Man, I've waited a long time for this. If loving Trump and this country are wrong, I don't wanna be right.

Posted by: PJ at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (qlTN9)

196
I told you this Stormy thing would Blow itself out.
Posted by: garrett

It's been on it's back for a while now.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (f3MDZ)

You know that Vegas was betting like crazy on that. What was the spread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (eXA4G)

197 Even Glen Beck is wearing a MAGA hat.
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM

Yea but that's just because his ratings suck and he's lost sponsors, friends and admirers.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (3c1uO)

198 Pudding Cup worthy?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (Y9uH4)

199 You know that Vegas was betting like crazy on that. What was the spread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM

Wide and often.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (3c1uO)

200 >>>Doesn't matter. Just wait 'till "The Jeffersons II" hits Netflix.<<<
Is that the romcom where Weezy has a thing for drapes and boob belts?

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (J7XgW)

201 159 It really surprises me that the dems are losing support...kinda like the time my wife asked me how her ass looked in those pants and I ended up unconscious in the back yard?

"Do these pants make my ass look big?"

"No, I'm fairly sure the pants have nothing to do with it."

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at May 22, 2018 06:23 PM

The ONLY acceptable answer to this very dangerous question is:
"Baby, your ass looks could only look better out of those pants!"

***goes back to putting ice on swollen lip***

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:29 PM (neVEe)

202 Re previous thread.

Outing of covert agents is extremely dangerous. Look at what happened to me, I only got full retirement, a book, and a movie deal.

Posted by: Valerie Plame, deep undercover covert agent at May 22, 2018 06:29 PM (YOW17)

203 Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Racist, Sexist, Homophobe?

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 22, 2018 06:29 PM (OlVIt)

204 http://bit.ly/2GG12dG
======

Wow - Former Trump Campaign Aide Michael Caputo Expands: U.S. Government Agency Attempted To Give Him Hillary Clinton Emails The Last Refuge

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

205 Unfortunately, if this IS actually the case, I could see The Bullied Kid Who Strikes Back becoming a folk hero to a good many, and not just the "InCels".
Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2018 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

Yes, we need to be careful about making Vigilante Justice 'cool'....

Posted by: Paul Kersey at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (NgKpN)

206 You know that Vegas was betting like crazy on that. What was the spread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur

The Brazilian by a hair.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (f3MDZ)

207 Outing of covert agents is extremely dangerous. Look at what happened to me, I only got full retirement, a book, and a movie deal.
Posted by: Valerie Plame, deep undercover covert agent at May 22, 2018 06:29 PM

And you were actually pretty boneable.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (3c1uO)

208 I'm not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe...
Posted by: Don Lemon at May 22, 2018 06:25 PM (q/kmn)

Too late, pal

Posted by: Packed Fudge inspector at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (Ymy4N)

209 Don Q......

In before all the former marines say:

"The Marines are a Department of the Navy.

The MENS Department."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (hyuyC)

210 Are the democrats in denial about this? (A classic feminine coping mechanism according to the deeply misogynist Dr. Lefty-Cuck).

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:31 PM (BZA5F)

211

In 2018 so far, President Trump has made the Democrats & Fake News defend North Korea (this was soon after Otto Warmbier returned home mostly dead ), Iran, Hamas, and MS-13.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:31 PM (DzSJ5)

212 Oooooo. Inconvenient and awkward.

The Washington Times
@WashTimes
MS-13 gang member nicknamed 'Animal' sentenced to 40 years

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 06:31 PM (+y/Ru)

213 Wow - Former Trump Campaign Aide Michael Caputo Expands: U.S. Government Agency Attempted To Give Him Hillary Clinton Emails The Last Refuge

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

Posted it at 145.

I think this is big but no one seems interested...'cept Jackstraw.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:31 PM (Enq6K)

214 >>>Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

The Illumanati, The Freemasons and The Reptilians.

Posted by: Insane Conspiracy Theorist at May 22, 2018 06:32 PM (WWTgX)

215 >>I think this is big but no one seems interested..

I'm gonna wait for 'Commenter' to weigh in.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:32 PM (fh7cq)

216 I've been mostly lurking, but you know I will pop my head up when talking about polls.

Here is the thing I have noticed over the last few months as the MSM have tried to paint Trump as deeply unpopular and a drag on the GOP in the midterms.

His support has remained at exactly the same level as it was in the run up to the election, 40-42%. It strikes me that the same mistakes in estimating his support in 2016 are being made in 2018.

The Dems should be wary about nationalizing the elections as a referendum on Trump. That might not work out very well for them.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at May 22, 2018 06:32 PM (PHotS)

217 Even Glen Beck is wearing a MAGA hat.
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM

Yea but that's just because his ratings suck and he's lost sponsors, friends and admirers.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (3c1uO)

He hosted a charity event in Dallas recently. He has a very pretty wife. And she seems very normal!

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:32 PM (BZA5F)

218 "GOP +6 on the generic ballot"

Is this from a poll or a Ouija board?

Posted by: f'd at May 22, 2018 06:33 PM (UdKB7)

219 You know that Vegas was betting like crazy on that. What was the spread?

gaping.

Posted by: I am Cornholio at May 22, 2018 06:33 PM (OlVIt)

220 Wow - Former Trump Campaign Aide Michael Caputo Expands: U.S. Government Agency Attempted To Give Him Hillary Clinton Emails The Last Refuge

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

Posted it at 145.

I think this is big but no one seems interested...'cept Jackstraw.
Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:31 PM (Enq6K)

I am! I am!!

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:33 PM (BZA5F)

221 So is there any chance +6 is going to mean a Trump friendly congress, or are the voters still wimping out and sending 'electable' McConnell-approved types out of the primaries?

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2018 06:33 PM (XQvuQ)

222 20 I'd still rather be +6 on an unreliable poll than -6.
Posted by: Grump928(c) at May 22, 2018 06:05 PM (QQ+il)

Depends. Is that result meant to spur the left's activists? Kinda early to try to instill complacency on the right. 6 month game at influencing turnout in Nov?

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (di1hb)

223

Democrats are the party of:

- higher taxes
- Iran
- Hamas
- MS-13
- sexual assault, rape, and groping
- frame-ups and fake investigations
- david hogg
- maniac assassins with guns

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (DzSJ5)

224 Wow - Former Trump Campaign Aide Michael Caputo Expands: U.S. Government Agency Attempted To Give Him Hillary Clinton Emails The Last Refuge

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

Posted it at 145.

I think this is big but no one seems interested...'cept Jackstraw.

Posted by: Tami
******************

We've seen them not do anything for too many years.

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (LKWuH)

225 We need to double down on MS-13 and impeachment, stat! - Democrats

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (4e+hS)

226 Even Glen Beck is wearing a MAGA hat.
Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM

Yea but that's just because his ratings suck and he's lost sponsors, friends and admirers.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM (3c1uO)

That's a dude that totally pissed away what he created. I think he got to where he believed his own bullshit. Even if he was just playing at being a "rodeo clown" it was making him wealthy. I suspect he was ignoring advise from his friends and co-workers.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (5Yee7)

227 Even Glen Beck is wearing a MAGA hat.

Posted by: ALH at May 22, 2018 06:26 PM (cAj82)

What's a Glenn Beck?

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (n13/j)

228 Caputo says he's told the House Cmte., the Senate Cmte. and Mueller's team....to date NOBODY has contacted the intermediary.

He said Mueller's team couldn't have been less interested...didn't even write down what he told them.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Enq6K)

229 Sproing

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (7+qdf)

230 I'm on the wave, I'm on the wave !!!

Posted by: Glen Beck at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Ymy4N)

231 remember when nominating Donald Trump would hurt the other

Republicans "down the ticket" and ruin the Republican party for years?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (DzSJ5)

-----------------
Remember when Trump was a Machurian candidate set to destroy the GOP and pave the way for Clinton?

Posted by: JC at May 22, 2018 06:35 PM (mJXUS)

232 Hey I know lets ram through base enraging Amigo Grande right before the election.

-
Your GOPe Betters

Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2018 06:35 PM (UfMVm)

233 Science!The bra size that makes women happiest.

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/297448/

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 06:35 PM (LiyEm)

234 209 Don Q......

In before all the former marines say:

"The Marines are a Department of the Navy.

The MENS Department."

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (hyuyC)

-----

It'll be a while. They're still trying to figure out how to make the crayons write stuff onto the computer thingy.

Posted by: reason at May 22, 2018 06:35 PM (q/kmn)

235 >>We've seen them not do anything for too many years.

Whose them?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:35 PM (/tuJf)

236 Beck is proof insanity is not only the domain of the left.

Posted by: f'd at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (UdKB7)

237 212 Oooooo. Inconvenient and awkward.

The Washington Times
@WashTimes
MS-13 gang member nicknamed 'Animal' sentenced to 40 years

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 06:31 PM

By talking up PDT's statement, the left has set the stage for a mistrial, all to assist their MS-13 buddies.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (neVEe)

238
A great tweet from the president would be: While the fbi was trying to frame me up, they ignored the warning about shooter Nikolas Cruz.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (DzSJ5)

239 225 We need to double down on MS-13 and impeachment, stat! - Democrats
Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (4e+hS)

Don't forget Gun Control!

Posted by: David Hogg at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (WWTgX)

240 That lead should jump to +10 or +12 when Juan McStain settles in for his dirt nap.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (EoRCO)

241 remember when nominating Donald Trump would hurt the other

Republicans "down the ticket" and ruin the Republican party for years?

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:20 PM (DzSJ5)

-----------------
Remember when Trump was a Machurian candidate set to destroy the GOP and pave the way for Clinton?
Posted by: JC

Remember when Trump would renege on all of his pie-in-the-sky promises and make us all look like chumps?

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:36 PM (f3MDZ)

242
Science!The bra size that makes women happiest.

I get the feeling it isn't the same bra size that makes men the happiest

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (10vO4)

243 This poll is not possible, this goes against everything we have been told. Are you know going to announce that the sky is red?

Posted by: The Bubble at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (n13/j)

244 221 So is there any chance +6 is going to mean a Trump friendly congress, or are the voters still wimping out and sending 'electable' McConnell-approved types out of the primaries?
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2018 06:33 PM (XQvuQ)

That all depends upon the primaries, assuming your state still has real primaries, and not jacked up ones like CA, LA and WA now do.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (ujg0T)

245 Pro tip for the men folk...
When your woman asks "Does this make my ass look fat" the only safe answer is, " I'm so enchanted by your beautiful face that I cannot bear to look at anything else, my darling. "
If she insists that you examine the caboose, remember to grab it with both hands and leer while saying, "don't care how it looks, it feels perfect for me."

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (myjNJ)

246 "Remember when Trump would renege on all of his pie-in-the-sky promises and make us all look like chumps?"

There's still time.

/sarc

Posted by: f'd at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (UdKB7)

247 Guess they're not gonna try to lie their manufactured poll results into existence for the tenth election in a row? Too burned by 2016? That would be something.

Posted by: Mega at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (rv0Fo)

248 Reuters Poll: GOP +6
Hard to believe but there you go.

McConnell & Ryan hardest hit.

Posted by: tbodie at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (YxTUV)

249 You know, I will bet that this headline, and the record economic optimism headline are related in some way.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (yQpMk)

250 167 I hope we win until the Democrats decide we're cheating and sue for strong voter ID laws. And then keep winning after that.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 06:24 PM (yL25O)

There's an idea. We should start rumors that Republican voters are voting multiple times in multiple precincts.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 06:38 PM (sdi6R)

251 If she insists that you examine the caboose, remember to grab it with both hands and leer while saying, "don't care how it looks, it feels perfect for me."

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (myjNJ)

Must be jelly 'cause jam don't shake like that!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 22, 2018 06:38 PM (Dp6qK)

252 Hey to all you born losers of the GOP, get on my back and let's roll.

Posted by: Trump at May 22, 2018 06:38 PM (rv0Fo)

253 Go Uniparty Yay!

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 06:38 PM (r9UYA)

254 Remember when Dems and RepubE. got the vapors that Trump might not accept the results of the election?

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 06:38 PM (n13/j)

255 "There's still time"

Oops I should have socked that as Jesse.

Posted by: f'd at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (UdKB7)

256
The conspirators were doing everything they could to entrap anybody, ANYBODY associated with Trump.

Still are.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (r+sAi)

257 Tami: "He said Mueller's team couldn't have been less interested...didn't even write down what he told them."

I'm getting the impression the FBI/IC would rather not have recordings/notes in realtime. Makes their illegality easier to track... which is a problem.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (H8S+R)

258 204 http://bit.ly/2GG12dG
======

Wow - Former Trump Campaign Aide Michael Caputo Expands: U.S. Government Agency Attempted To Give Him Hillary Clinton Emails The Last Refuge
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 06:30 PM (y3aQB)

OH..... my....

Sounding more and more like a conspiracy all the time...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (NgKpN)

259
Actually, it is not bra size, incidentally Amazon is having a spring sale on bras. Rather the article is about the boob size that makes the wymons happiest. Obviously, the bra size should be the one that fits.

Also a sale on men's underwear if you man friends needs new undies.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (roQNm)

260 George "The Animal" Steele > MS-13 gang member nicknamed 'Animal'

And while we're at it:
George "The Animal" Steele > Christopher Steele

(RIP George )

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (EzdLW)

261 My bank account tells me I was wrong about Trump, he's super awesome! - Glenn Beck

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM (4e+hS)

262 I do feel for Trump - he has such a winning drive and here he is saddled with a bunch of loser dolts in the congress.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:40 PM (a0IVu)

263 246 "Remember when Trump would renege on all of his pie-in-the-sky promises and make us all look like chumps?"

There's still time.

/sarc

Posted by: f'd at May 22, 2018 06:37 PM (UdKB7)

The lefties and nevertrumps are already convinced that the only thing Trump has done is to leave a trail of broken promises in his wake. They actually move their mouths and these words come out.

It's hilarious.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 22, 2018 06:40 PM (Dp6qK)

264 >>We've seen them not do anything for too many years.

Whose them?

Posted by: JackStraw
*******************

Our Pubbie representatives. The bureaucracy.

Those guys that are pushing for the rule of law are fighting an uphill battle, you must admit that.

I'm praying but my jaw will not hit the floor if it becomes a "never mind".

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:40 PM (LKWuH)

265 I don't get worked up about polls one way or another,especially this far out.We all know that after the success against Moore the Democrats will produce old girlfriends who were forced into giving handjobs or something about a week before the election...

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 06:40 PM (LiyEm)

266 199 You know that Vegas was betting like crazy on that. What was the spread?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM

Wide and often.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:28 PM

Did a little light come on?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 22, 2018 06:40 PM (neVEe)

267 >>You know, I will bet that this headline, and the record economic optimism headline are related in some way.

It's the economy, stupid.

Oh and beating ISIS, keeping terrorists out of the country, dealing with illegals, a chance at peace in North Korea, a record number of conservative judges and quite possibly a few others things.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:40 PM (/tuJf)

268
Actually, it is not bra size, incidentally Amazon is having a spring sale on bras. Rather the article is about the boob size that makes the wymons happiest. Obviously, the bra size should be the one that fits.

Also a sale on men's underwear if you man friends needs new undies.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM

It's not the underwear size that makes a man happiest.

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM (EzdLW)

269 Not fair! WE MUST REACH ACROSS THE AISLE!!!

Posted by: The GOPe at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM (4fmLd)

270 Here's the video of Caputo on Cavuto's show....HA!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0C61RuKVMY

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM (Enq6K)

271 OH..... my....

Sounding more and more like a conspiracy all the time...
Posted by: Don Q.

Now now, Lil Benny Shapiro already DESTROYED the conspiracy theories with One PERFECT Tweet.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM (f3MDZ)

272 What's a Glenn Beck?
Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM

Like an Allahpundit with more money and a vagina.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:42 PM (3c1uO)

273
Nothing expresses your love for your significant other than a purchase of socks and underwear.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:42 PM (roQNm)

274 Not fair! WE MUST REACH ACROSS THE AISLE!!!
Posted by: The GOPe at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM

You mean reach around?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:42 PM (3c1uO)

275
grab it with both hands and leer while saying, "don't care how it looks, it feels perfect for me."

Whoa there cowboy." Don't care how it looks" is indecisive and implies imperfection.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 22, 2018 06:42 PM (10vO4)

276 Only plus 6? Why aren't I up by 50 points?

No, seriously. Have you even seen the other side?

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 22, 2018 06:43 PM (PvCxa)

277 Also a sale on men's underwear if you man friends needs new undies.

Posted by: Maximus Witless, poncer extraordinair at May 22, 2018 06:39 PM

Bwahahahahaha!!!!!!!! "...if yoiur man needs new undies."

Oh.

You're serious?

Posted by: Mr Commando at May 22, 2018 06:43 PM (neVEe)

278 Hard working, middle class Americans demand...demand...demand...demand...common sense taxes, DREAMER gun control, and higher....higher....higher...higher...something. Wait! Higher.......I forgot again.

Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at May 22, 2018 06:43 PM (O5Q3r)

279 Meanwhile,

Seventeen-year-old Dimitrios Pagourtzis is being held in jail on capital murder charges after allegedly killing 10 people in a school shooting at Santa Fe High School in Texas Friday, but his father told a TV station in Greece that his son is a victim, not a criminal - not that he denies his son fatally shot eight students and two teachers.

The Associated Press reports that Antonios Pagourtzis shared his side of the story with Greece's Antenna TV, alleging that his son was bullied:

The suspect's attorney, Nicholas Poehl, has said he is investigating whether his client endured any "teacher-on-student" bullying after reading reports of the teen being mistreated by football coaches. The school district issued a statement saying it investigated the accusations and "confirmed that these reports were untrue."

The elder Pagourtzis said his son took a legally owned shotgun and handgun from his closet before leaving for school that day. The teen didn't own firearms of his own, he said.

"My son, to me, is not a criminal, he's a victim," he said. "The kid didn't own guns, I owned guns."

. . .

He said his son had told him he had acted on his own, and had spared "the kids who were the good kids so they can tell his story."

The sick little cowardly evil pint sized cumdumpster faggot twat should have done the world a favor and offed himself. He isn't the victim here he's the criminal douche that never should have been born and the father is almost as big of a douche as his worthless son. Fuck them both. Grrrrrrrr.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 22, 2018 06:43 PM (0OmEj)

280 When you add up the retards in this country, I'm surprised that we haven't enacted the 28th Amendment to the US Constituon, comprised entirely of the text from the Arby's menu.
Posted by: wooga at May 22, 2018 06:10 PM (CBwKQ)

YUM!

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:43 PM (BZA5F)

281 When the wife asks stuff like that, I'll just kinda stare at whatever body part she's self-conscious about, and say nothing until she finally breaks the silence.

"hmm....what were we talking about again? I kinda got a little...uh...distracted. But, damn..."

Posted by: reason at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (q/kmn)

282 I say we should just hold the elections anyway, just in case the poll is wrong.

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (NC/TX)

283 244 221 So is there any chance +6 is going to mean a Trump friendly congress, or are the voters still wimping out and sending 'electable' McConnell-approved types out of the primaries?
Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2018 06:33 PM (XQvuQ) "

No matter what else happens, I know that Flake and McCain and Corker and Paul Ryan and Thad Cochran are going to be gone, and that makes me feel real goood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (k1TUh)

284 Hey Ive been away for 20 minutes has anybody been indicted?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (UfMVm)

285
anyone notice that Ryan & McConnell have put a halt to doing anything?

They haven't done shit for months.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (DzSJ5)

286 >>Our Pubbie representatives. The bureaucracy

Donald Trump is the head of the Executive branch now. It's kind of a secret but the Executive includes the DOJ. As much noise as Congress and the bureaucracy make they have exactly zero say in what happens going forward. It's all on Trump and Sessions.

The coup leaders went after his administration and his family. They tried to destroy his presidency and him personally.

Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to let that pass without striking back with the power of a thousand suns cause he doesn't strike me as that kind of guy. And as much as some haven't noticed, they went after Sessions professionally and personally as well. I don't see him letting go either.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (/tuJf)

287 Obviously, someone contacting Caputo was meant to entrap him, or involve him in an investigation to entrap him under questioning.

Obviously he didn't do anything to implicate himself in the original encounter, and Mueller didn't want to jeopardize this new mole by bringing charges against Caputo for a process crime...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2018 06:45 PM (oVJmc)

288 Mayhem wisdom says ... if man is more concerned with the size of the undergarments than what loveliness lies beneath those garments, he is a fool.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2018 06:45 PM (myjNJ)

289 284 Hey Ive been away for 20 minutes has anybody been indicted?
Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (UfMVm)

Nobody's indicted me yet, thankfully.

Posted by: A Ham Sandwich at May 22, 2018 06:45 PM (WWTgX)

290 Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to let that pass without striking back with the power of a thousand suns cause he doesn't strike me as that kind of guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (/tuJf)

If he was that type of guy he wouldn't be where he is today. I wouldn't want to piss him off.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (MX7xj)

291

In fact they only noise we've been getting outta the Republican Congress lately are the proposals to make it illegal to fire mueller and rosenstein.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (DzSJ5)

292 Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to
let that pass without striking back with the power of a thousand suns
cause he doesn't strike me as that kind of guy. And as much as some
haven't noticed, they went after Sessions professionally and personally
as well. I don't see him letting go either.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (/tuJf)
Fingers crossed.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (a0IVu)

293 288 Mayhem wisdom says ... if man is more concerned with the size of the undergarments than what loveliness lies beneath those garments, he is a ~~fool~~ man.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2018 06:45 PM (myjNJ)

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (Dp6qK)

294 Look at the GOPe. Yea, there's a bunch of prominent toolboxes who represent the party. But compare and contrast with the dems. Look at who their spokes people are. Pelosi, Waters, Warren etc. They would make any of the holsters on the right look sane.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (3c1uO)

295 Won't work but I can hope it does:

Human Rights Activist Files RICO Suit Against Fusion GPS Founders

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (LNPd9)

296 Hey Ive been away for 20 minutes has anybody been indicted?

Posted by: Kreplach at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (UfMVm)

Yeah, the pollster.

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (n13/j)

297 What man buys new underwear?Like the old Jerry Seinfeld joke goes,men wear underwear until every molecule loses the prooerty of a solid and it just blows away as vapor...

Posted by: steevy at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (LiyEm)

298 People might like what democrats say (kum-ba-ya, equality, peace, love, happiness) but they like even more what republicans do (or at least what Trump does): lower taxes, minimize government, grow the economy, lower unemployment, strengthen the military.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (BZA5F)

299 It's not the underwear size that makes a man happiest.

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM (EzdLW)

How well they hide the skidmarks?

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (4ErVI)

300 The 28th Amendment will be "The Constitution of the United States shall be enforced according to the whims of the Democratic Party, which has the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it sees fit."

Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (NC/TX)

301 271 OH..... my....

Sounding more and more like a conspiracy all the time...
Posted by: Don Q.

Now now, Lil Benny Shapiro already DESTROYED the conspiracy theories with One PERFECT Tweet.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:41 PM (f3MDZ)

Shapiro's theory that this would come out during the campaign is wrong, THEY all thought Hillary would win and didn't need it, then he won and they needed an Insurance against Trump, his hatred for Trump blinds him.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (dKiJG)

302 281 When the wife asks stuff like that, I'll just kinda stare at whatever body part she's self-conscious about, and say nothing until she finally breaks the silence.

"hmm....what were we talking about again? I kinda got a little...uh...distracted. But, damn..."
Posted by: reason at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (q/kmn)

I just say....

"LOOK! Landmine!!!!!" and if there is room.... dive out of the way...

But then again.... there may be reasons I'm single again at 59.... LOL...

Posted by: Don Q. at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (NgKpN)

303 The story out today on Pagourtzis was that he was hounding some girl he had a crush on, and she finally called him out and embarrassed him in the middle of a class, to try to get him to stop. She then told several people, including her own parents, that he had sworn to kill her for what she had done, and she was terrified that he was going to find some way to kill her.

And she was one of the first victims.

(he sounds like a frustrated sexual predator)

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (k1TUh)

304 "My son, to me, is not a criminal, he's a victim," he said. "The kid didn't own guns, I owned guns."

Pop, you should have spent more time with your son when you saw him turning into a fuckup.

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (LKWuH)

305 The fucking Donald abides.

Bisches.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (+lOpA)

306 307

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (+lOpA)

307 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon? Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

Posted by: Big V at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (ZvLtE)

308 We'll fully repeal Obamacare, secure your gun rights, and build the wall this time. Trust us.

Posted by: GOP at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (r9UYA)

309 I'm old enough that I am actually excited to get socks as a gift.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (3c1uO)

310 "If you're not panicking about the mid-terms, you're not paying attention"

Never gets old.

Of course the mid-terms could be a catastrophe. It's 10,000 years, politically, til then (esp. with an essentially unserious, dumbed down, and misinformed country).

Or the mid-terms could just be a minor setback - meaning the GOP keeps or expands its numbers, but behaves no differently than the current GOP. Which seems more likely. Meaning Trump needs another term, and still might have only an "executive order" presidency (and THAT even diluted by lawless courts, who have been breath-takingly lawless even on that issue). One that could be largely effaced in a few months.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (QDnY+)

311 In his book "The Art of the Deal" Trump explains how to deal with enemies.

It ain't pretty.

Posted by: navybrat, the trill is gone at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (w7KSn)

312 294 Look at the GOPe. Yea, there's a bunch of prominent toolboxes who represent the party. But compare and contrast with the dems. Look at who their spokes people are. Pelosi, Waters, Warren etc. They would make any of the holsters on the right look sane.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:46 PM (3c1uO)

GOPe wastes of space = "We don't care, whatever fills our pockets without us having to actually DO anything"

Demoncrats = "We need to kill off 1/3 of the nation's population for THE REVOLUTION!!! We can take their stuff when they're all dead!!!"

So yeah.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (9De+S)

313 Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (CDETr)

314 YUM!
Posted by: LASue at May

different company

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (MTjB1)

315 The Blue Wave is a blue particle.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (+lOpA)

316 >>> investigating whether his client endured any "teacher-on-student" bullying

motherfucker, a jap science teacher in jr high literally kicked me in the ass resulting in a fall down stairs cuz unhappy jappy thought I has smarted off while his back was turned (it wasnt me). l a unified owes me a gajillion dollars, cept, yknow, 1967, man. i just hadda suck shit up.

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (OlVIt)

317 Oh yes. I has movement.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (BJYIf)

318 I posted this on the morning thread....

Speakin' of Michael Caputo, got this 'thank you' from him for the donation to his legal fund:

Dear Friend:

And I mean that - we may have never met, but our family considers you a true friend. What you and 6,000 others have done by donating to our legal fund was the true meaning of friendship: you saved us, selflessly, from an unknown fate.

We were buried in legal bills, the Mueller investigators knew it, and they were relying upon our fear of more fees to keep me quiet.

But you changed everything. Now, our bills are paid, and we're not afraid of more. Now they can't shut me up.

Now, in fact, we are helping other Trump associates also caught up in this bogus investigation. Today we agreed to pay JD Gordon's legal fees. JD is my friend, too - a military veteran who directed the President's campaign policy team. He's testified several times, incurred daunting legal fees. And you paid them.

I will help more Trump backers with their investigation legal fees, I will continue to speak up for the President, and our family doesn't have to leave our home in the beautiful village of East Aurora, New York where I grew up.

I have you to thank for that, my dear friend. All the best from me, my wife Maryna, and our beautiful daughters. We will never, ever forget you.

Grateful forever,
Michael Caputo

Link to the GFM page: http://tinyurl.com/y9bnll2c

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (Enq6K)

319 Just suggest that if she is worried about the size of her butt she should exercise more like walking. While pushing the vacuum cleaner.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (lKs2v)

320 How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

A silver spoon wards off Moslems.

Or maybe vampires.

One of those anyway.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (yQpMk)

321 300 The 28th Amendment will be "The Constitution of the United States shall be enforced according to the whims of the Democratic Party, which has the sole, exclusive right to rule the United States as it sees fit."
Posted by: CatchThirtyThr33 at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM (NC/TX)

You don't need an amendment for that.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judges Everywhere at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (WWTgX)

322
Howie Carr today said they [fbi, deep state] were planning on framing up Donald Trump after he lost as a lesson to him and all the deplorables to never challenge deep state again.

I concur.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (DzSJ5)

323 People might like what democrats say (kum-ba-ya, equality, peace, love, happiness) but they like even more what republicans do (or at least what Trump does): lower taxes, minimize government, grow the economy, lower unemployment, strengthen the military.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM

And I think that the reality of their daily lives is how they vote.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (3c1uO)

324 309 I'm old enough that I am actually excited to get socks as a gift.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (3c1uO)

It's a necessary. Someone is thinkin bout ya.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (+lOpA)

325 >>"My son, to me, is not a criminal, he's a victim," he said. "The kid didn't own guns, I owned guns."

Well. You fucked up.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (fh7cq)

326 Link to the GFM page: http://tinyurl.com/y9bnll2c

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:49 PM (Enq6K)
Fantastic. off to donate, again.

Posted by: IC at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (a0IVu)

327 How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

like a cup for the clitoris.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (MTjB1)

328 It's going to be a long summer for the dims.

Posted by: Monk at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (qlpyb)

329 >>How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

You didn't read the Manual, did you?

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:51 PM (fh7cq)

330 Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to let that pass without
striking back with the power of a thousand suns cause he doesn't strike
me as that kind of guy. And as much as some haven't noticed, they went
after Sessions professionally and personally as well. I don't see him
letting go either.
---
I think the concern is that those two have to issue instructions to *someone*, and we don't have a lot of confidence there are any honest or patriotic someones on the federal payroll to indict, or in the general population (in the DC area or any large metro where trials might occur) to convict, the coup crowd

Posted by: Methos at May 22, 2018 06:51 PM (XQvuQ)

331 Is the Caputo intermediary Awan? Or Seth Rich?

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:51 PM (BZA5F)

332

Both the son and father need to be put down. They're both No Good.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:51 PM (DzSJ5)

333 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon? Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?
Posted by: Big V

It reminds you to call The Tick whenever a refugee tries to rape you.

SPOOOOOOON!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at May 22, 2018 06:52 PM (f3MDZ)

334 Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM

Where's Sean Penn and Danny Glover when you need them. On the plus side, you can trade your car in for a pack of Ramen noodles.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:52 PM (3c1uO)

335 >>It reminds you to call The Tick whenever a refugee tries to rape you.

"Look to the West, Little Wooden Boy!"

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:53 PM (fh7cq)

336 334 Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM

Where's Sean Penn and Danny Glover when you need them. On the plus side, you can trade your car in for a pack of Ramen noodles.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:52 PM (3c1uO)

They'll say "US sanctions". Just sayin.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 06:53 PM (+lOpA)

337 Maybe the spoon suggestion is because they watched last season of Fear the Walking Dead and they used a spoon to threaten popping a guy's eye out.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:53 PM (lKs2v)

338 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon? Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?
Posted by: Big V

He doesn't even know what the little spoons are for!

Posted by: Rob Schneider in Demolition Man at May 22, 2018 06:54 PM (f3MDZ)

339 "do these pants make my ass look fat?"

"I told you to make a sammitch, not eat one"

Posted by: Adobe Juan Calhoon Kenobe at May 22, 2018 06:54 PM (OlVIt)

340 Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM

Where's Sean Penn and Danny Glover when you need them. On the plus side, you can trade your car in for a pack of Ramen noodles.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May

would that work that way?

good news in a starvation economy is that girls pay you to give you blow jobs.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:54 PM (MTjB1)

341
The little swede girls ought to STICK A STRIP OF BACON IN THE PANTIES instead.

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 22, 2018 06:54 PM (DzSJ5)

342 313 Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (CDETr)

Only 13000%? Pikers!

Posted by: Zimbabwe at May 22, 2018 06:54 PM (WWTgX)

343 A lead bullet wards off muslims too.

Posted by: eleven at May 22, 2018 06:54 PM (+lOpA)

344 337 Maybe the spoon suggestion is because they watched last season of Fear the Walking Dead and they used a spoon to threaten popping a guy's eye out.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:53 PM (lKs2v)

I'll cut his heart out, with a SPOON!!!!

Posted by: Sheriff of Nottingham at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

345 Note to dems. Please keep defending MS13, Hamas etc. and promise to raise taxes. Thanks!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (dUJdY)

346 Do these tighty whities diminish my cock? Be honest.

Posted by: Fritz at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (J7XgW)

347 He said Mueller's team couldn't have been less interested...didn't even write down what he told them.

Posted by: Tami at May 22, 2018 06:34 PM (Enq6K)It is now out there. And if Trump tweets it, then it is really out there.
All of those who want Trump to stop tweeting want to keep all of the nefarious deeds of the Democrats hidden. And they want to sit at Captain Kristol's table.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (0QYMt)

348
Does this spoon make my ass look fat?

Posted by: Swedish Girls at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (DzSJ5)

349

"Poll. You mean like Krakow?"

- - Drunken Bollard

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (VM6ev)

350 Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to let that pass without striking back with the power of a thousand suns cause he doesn't strike me as that kind of guy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM

I'm not worried about Trump at all. I look at the enemies around him. That's what causes me concern. The media, Hollywood, The deep state, , nevertrumpers etc. The guy is surrounded by shit, that's where my concern is. Not with him but the enemy facing him.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (3c1uO)

351 People might like what democrats say (kum-ba-ya, equality, peace, love, happiness) but they like even more what republicans do (or at least what Trump does): lower taxes, minimize government, grow the economy, lower unemployment, strengthen the military.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:47 PM

And I think that the reality of their daily lives is how they vote.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (3c1uO)

Yes And lots of younger voters are experiencing this type of Reagan prosperity for the first time in their adult, working lives. It definitely makes a difference.

Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (BZA5F)

352 I am assuming someone has already done the "Let's not start sucking each other's dicks just yet."

Also,

Have these people met the GOP? They could screw up a fantasy vacation on a desert Island with Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton (when both are free and looking for vengeance sex.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (1Rs8u)

353 Where's Sean Penn and Danny Glover when you need them. On the plus side, you can trade your car in for a pack of Ramen noodles.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:52 PM (3c1uO)

I saw Sean Penn's momma in the Twilight Zone episode, "A World of Difference". (1960)

She was quite the hottie.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (EoRCO)

354 I'm old enough that I am actually excited to get socks as a gift.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (3c1uO)

I ask for socks every birthday and Christmas. They can have fun designs, they're inexpensive, and they're easy to store. The perfect gift.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (MX7xj)

355 Posted by: Sheriff of Nottingham at May 22, 2018 06:55 PM (NgKpN)

Good Lord but I did love Alan Rickman in that role.

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (dUJdY)

356 313 Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%
Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (CDETr)
--------------------
See there? James Carville was wrong about it all being about the economy.
Worst economy in Venezuelan history but Maduro still reigns!

It's all about the guns.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (0jtPF)

357 How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

Nothing distracts a raping muslim like the possibility of ice cream.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

358 have lots of dem friends. they will parrot the dem line publicly but that is not what they teach their kids.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (MTjB1)

359 >> I'm old enough that I am actually excited to get socks as a gift.

A well crafted, homemade JerkSock is always a thoughtful gift for a guy.

Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (fh7cq)

360 Weekly tracking poll has Republicans +6.

OMG! THey crossed the streams!

Venkmann

Posted by: rd at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (4dz1m)

361 357 How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

Nothing distracts a raping muslim like the possibility of ice cream.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (oVJmc)

"Beats us."

- - Joe Smith of Utah

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev)

362 Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to
let that pass without striking back with the power of a thousand suns
cause he doesn't strike me as that kind of guy. And as much as some
haven't noticed, they went after Sessions professionally and personally
as well. I don't see him letting go either.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:44 PM (/tuJf)

Didn't he say in his book, Why stab someone in the back when you can stab them in the face when they least expect it.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (dKiJG)

363 Done with netflix.
F000000000000000000000000000000000000000000k them.

Posted by: irright at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (RVcmP)

364 It could be a spoonful of sugar
It could be a spoonful of tea
But one little spoon of your precious love
Is good enough for me

Men lie about that spoonful
Some cry about that spoonful
Some die about that spoonful
Everybody fight about a spoonful

Spoonful, spoonful, spoonful

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (LKWuH)

365
Now I denounce myself.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (VM6ev)

366 >>357
How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

Ask Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (r9UYA)

367 Yes And lots of younger voters are experiencing this type of Reagan prosperity for the first time in their adult, working lives. It definitely makes a difference.
Posted by: LASue at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM

Yep, reality Trumps empty rhetoric!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (3c1uO)

368 I'll cut his heart out, with a SPOON!!!!
Posted by: Sheriff of Nottingham

BECAUSE A SPOON IS DULL AND WOULD HURT MORE

Posted by: SIR BENJAMIN OF ROETHLISBERGER at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (f3MDZ)

369 Deets > Danny Glover

Posted by: Quint at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (n13/j)

370 It doesn't feel like a normal Rapey Tuesday..... Yet.

Posted by: Monk at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (qlpyb)

371 307 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon? Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?
Posted by: Big V at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (ZvLtE)

It doesn't. But it's a way for the government to claim that they are Doing Something.

Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

372 I just saw a commercial for Trumpy Bear, a Teddy Bear in a collar and red tie with a golden scalp weasel and a secret pouch containing a flag design blanket.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (+y/Ru)

373 How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?

Ask Lindsey Graham.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM

We all know that's not a spoon Lindsay.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (3c1uO)

374

the derogatory nickname for Cardassians on Star Wars Deep State Nine is "spoonheads" because their foreheads look like ~~spoons~~ vulvas.

Posted by: Swedish Girls at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (DzSJ5)

375
Forget the spoon. Put a Slap-Chop in that girdle, gals!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (VM6ev)

376 Ye of little faith, Ace included

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (aHnZm)

377 Just got back from voting in the Republican primary runoff in our county. The Republican runoff and the Dem. runoff shared the same place. What was weird is there were 2 people that didn't vote in the Primary, but were voting in the runoff and had never voted before. They asked them to declare their Party and one person didn't want to. They told her she had to so she says. " I guess Democrat then."
How do you vote in a runoff and not already know who you're voting for and the Party you're voting for?????
This was in Fort bend County Texas.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (PvFoN)

378 someone should invent an anti-jihadi mousetrap designed especially for women, so they do not need the spoon.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

379 Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (3YVDU)

380 Posted by: irright at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (RVcmP)

Margin blower.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (lKs2v)

381 There is no spoon.

Posted by: Neo at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (fh7cq)

382 For the record, I am a woman who has never asked a man if my clothes make me look fat. I occasionally will ask hubbymayhem if my outfit looks okay for the occasion because I really don't know what to wear for certain events. His usual response is, you look fine, but I prefer you naked.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (myjNJ)

383 So Netflix and Starbucks are going the way of the dodo bird. Been a good week so far!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

384 >>370
It doesn't feel like a normal Rapey Tuesday..... Yet.

That Tuesday is in November.

Posted by: GOP at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (r9UYA)

385 >>I think the concern is that those two have to issue instructions to *someone*, and we don't have a lot of confidence there are any honest or patriotic someones on the federal payroll to indict, or in the general population (in the DC area or any large metro where trials might occur) to convict, the coup crowd

The federal prosecutor Sessions assigned to work with Horowitz, John Huber, was appointed by Donald Trump. There will be indictments. Might already be some.

Convictions are always a jump ball and that isn't really a reflection on our side of the aisle. I want to see all of them put away and some worse but once it gets in the hands of a jury were liberals can contaminate it's anyones guess.

Best me can count on is exposing and indicting them.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (/tuJf)

386
Just heard a little tidbit on the radio....Venezuela inflation at about 13000%

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM

Where's Sean Penn and Danny Glover when you need them. On the plus side, you can trade your car in for a pack of Ramen noodles.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 06:52 PM (3c1uO)

Some fat ass trader from Jakku- what you brought is worth 1/4 portion.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (9Om/r)

387 330:

"I think the concern is that those two have to issue instructions to *someone*, and we don't have a lot of confidence there are any honest or patriotic someones on the federal payroll to indict, or in the general population (in the DC area or any large metro where trials might occur) to convict, the coup crowd"

Let's be honest: most of us are going to walk almost anyone who is a conservative or a Republican if we get on a federal jury after what all has gone down, so jury nullification likely will become a regular feature of American life until a Hawaiian judge discovers there is no right to a jury trial. Naively, perhaps, I think this is why the United States attorney working with Horowitz is in Utah.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (DUPUm)

388 378 someone should invent an anti-jihadi mousetrap designed especially for women, so they do not need the spoon.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (MTjB1)

*Note to call Victory with idea.*

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (VM6ev)

389 >> Let's not start sucking each others dicks just yet.

Way to ruin the party, pal.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (fh7cq)

390 Also never forget that Trump's Dad made collect rent from low income apartments.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (dKiJG)

391 United is offering high-paying customers their own airport terminal
United is building Polaris-branded lounges in its hubs around the U.S.
The Private Suite at LAX will be offered to United business-class passengers on some routes.
Passengers will also get a ride from the terminal to the plane in a BMW.

Be they are all left wingers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (SjImc)

392 371 307 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon? Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?
Posted by: Big V at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (ZvLtE)

It doesn't. But it's a way for the government to claim that they are Doing Something.
Posted by: rickl at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (sdi6R)

Yeah.... but which stinking Politian has a relative who makes spoons????

Posted by: Don Quixote, Tilting at Winmills with a Spoon at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (NgKpN)

393 383 So Netflix and Starbucks are going the way of the dodo bird. Been a good week so far!
Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (dUJdY)

They should merge and change their name to Starfux.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (VM6ev)

394 His usual response is, you look fine, but I prefer you naked.

LMAO! I think we married the same guy!

Posted by: Jewells45 at May 22, 2018 07:01 PM (dUJdY)

395 United is offering high-paying customers their own airport terminal

United is building Polaris-branded lounges in its hubs around the U.S.

The Private Suite at LAX will be offered to United business-class passengers on some routes.

Passengers will also get a ride from the terminal to the plane in a BMW.

Be they are all left wingers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (SjImc)

I am pretty sure United will take your money if you ask them nicely.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Purify Your Politics with Cleansing Fire! AtC Brand Flammenwerfers now at The Outrage Ou at May 22, 2018 07:01 PM (0QYMt)

396

nood

Posted by: Swedish Girls at May 22, 2018 07:01 PM (DzSJ5)

397 391 United is offering high-paying customers their own airport terminal
United is building Polaris-branded lounges in its hubs around the U.S.
The Private Suite at LAX will be offered to United business-class passengers on some routes.
Passengers will also get a ride from the terminal to the plane in a BMW.

Be they are all left wingers
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 22, 2018 07:00 PM (SjImc)

Did anyone catch that shot of Cray-Cray Waters riding in a BMW? Either she's wearing a fucking inner tube or the lipids are rolling around like one of the Clumps.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 22, 2018 07:01 PM (VM6ev)

398 I guess endorsing MS 13 gangbangers, sanctuary cities, the Iran Deal, repealing tax cuts, and transgender and homeless bathroom rights just isn't playing well with the masses. Who knew???

Posted by: SteveOReno at May 22, 2018 07:01 PM (2sCft)

399 All of those who want Trump to stop tweeting want to keep all of the nefarious deeds of the Democrats hidden. And they want to sit at Captain Kristol's table.

Posted by: Mikey NTH

Is he a Captain or a Commodore? And....where's the rubber ducky?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (S6Pax)

400 fantasy vacation on a desert Island with Christina Hendricks and Kate Upton (when both are free and looking for vengeance sex.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at May 22, 2018 06:56 PM (1Rs8u)

Bears repeating.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (Dp6qK)

401 Posted by: JackStraw at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM

As always I hope your right. But as I mentioned upthread, the herculean task before Trump is what worries me. He's got to fight the media tooth and nail. The entire entertainment complex. Dems and Nevertrumpers and the fucks at deepstate. I'm not saying he doesn't have the guts to fight. But he's surrounded my malfeasance.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (3c1uO)

402 >307 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon?
Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your
underwear help?

Posted by: Big V at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (ZvLtE)

The point is for girls that are being flown out of the country for forced marriages, the spoon sets off the metal detector at the airport. Then the girl can tell the security officer that pulls her aside that she is being kidnapped for a forced marriage. Then she gets saved.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (BJYIf)

403 Why stab someone in the back when you can stab them in the face when they least expect it.

-
Back in college we had a Spanish language professor from Cuba whose command of English was less than perfect. One of his expressions wss to talk about someone in front of his back.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (+y/Ru)

404 Lot of girls like to spoon after they fork.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (Bb2wE)

405 381 There is no spoon.
Posted by: Neo at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM (fh7cq)

Oh Fork off.....

Posted by: Don Quixote, Wanting to Fork Dulcinea at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (NgKpN)

406 Don't worry, we got some things yet to f up.
Posted by: GOP e at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM

They already started. DACA deal in September, baby.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (2NqXo)

407 325 >>"My son, to me, is not a criminal, he's a victim," he said. "The kid didn't own guns, I owned guns."

Well. You fucked up.
Posted by: garrett at May 22, 2018 06:50 PM (fh7cq)

...

And badly.

I'm 2A to the point of repeal the NFA and give us hellfire missiles and letters of marque.

But I am now of the opinion that parents or guardians who fail to keep weapons from their demented spawn should be held fully accountable for what their demented spawn do with those weapons.

I think this about owners of dangerous dog species too.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 07:03 PM (yL25O)

408 >>Our Pubbie representatives. The bureaucracy

Donald Trump is the head of the Executive branch now. It's kind of a secret but the Executive includes the DOJ. As much noise as Congress and the bureaucracy make they have exactly zero say in what happens going forward. It's all on Trump and Sessions.

The coup leaders went after his administration and his family. They tried to destroy his presidency and him personally.

Does Donald Trump strike you as the kind of guy to let that pass without striking back with the power of a thousand suns cause he doesn't strike me as that kind of guy. And as much as some haven't noticed, they went after Sessions professionally and personally as well. I don't see him letting go either.

Posted by: JackStraw
*********************

No, he's one upstanding serious dude.
He Wyatt Earp as played by Kurt Russell but whether he makes it to the OK Corral or not remains to be seen.

Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 07:03 PM (LKWuH)

409 Dick's closed at a 30 day low today.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 07:04 PM (r9UYA)

410 Trump is surrounded by his enemies.

He's got them right where he wants them.

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 07:04 PM (3YVDU)

411 just saw a commercial for Trumpy Bear, a Teddy Bear in a collar and red tie with a golden scalp weasel and a secret pouch containing a flag design blanket.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 22, 2018 06:58 PM (+y/Ru)

Get President Thump, it's created by an Asian DR he's also done a Children's book and a Comic book My Hero MAGADEMIA.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 22, 2018 07:04 PM (dKiJG)

412 402 >307 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon?
Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your
underwear help?

Posted by: Big V at May 22, 2018 06:48 PM (ZvLtE)

The point is for girls that are being flown out of the country for forced marriages, the spoon sets off the metal detector at the airport. Then the girl can tell the security officer that pulls her aside that she is being kidnapped for a forced marriage. Then she gets saved.

Posted by: Muad'dib at May 22, 2018 07:02 PM (BJYIf)

...

Except she's already been raped multiple times before she gets taken to the airport.

Also, once you get to anywhere with people, just start screaming.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 22, 2018 07:04 PM (yL25O)

413 Huber, not Horowitz, is in Utah.

Where Eggs McMullin got 21% of the vote.

Posted by: Hands at May 22, 2018 07:04 PM (EzdLW)

414 Trump's brother is Sam Elliot ... and he's tapping the chic from China Beach ?

Wow.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 22, 2018 07:06 PM (2snAa)

415 Dick's closed at a 30 day low today.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 22, 2018 07:04 PM

Bob Dole can help with that.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 22, 2018 07:08 PM (3c1uO)

416 Dick's closed at a 30 day low today.
Posted by: Under Fire

So...you're saying that Dick's stock has gone limp?

Easy prediction: It will go lower.

Those people, those whiners and "activists" that Dick's is trying to please are not their core customers. They have offended about half of their core customers, who are not coming back. I will never set foot in their stores again.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 22, 2018 07:08 PM (S6Pax)

417 -
--
Posted by: irright at May 22, 2018 06:57 PM (RVcmP)

--------
Margin blower.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 22, 2018 06:59 PM

Sorry about that. I never think about it. (said every thoughtless person, ever)

Posted by: irright at May 22, 2018 07:08 PM (RVcmP)

418 come on. Trump is going to lose the midterms and Hillary is going to be installed as the 45.5 If not, the haters are all going to have cerebral embolisms.

Posted by: TANSTAASFL at May 22, 2018 07:08 PM (Wa5hI)

419 94
>>Dear God no. Last I heard a solid 75% couldn't name all three branches of the federal government.

Deciduous, Coniferous and...

Posted by: Rick Perry at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (fh7cq)

Idiot.
It's Sight, Smell, Nausea, JU JItsu, And Thingy.

Posted by: redclay at May 22, 2018 07:10 PM (nVN5G)

420 20 I'd still rather be +6 on an unreliable poll than -6.

Posted by: Grump928(c)

It's still off by 6 %. I'm sure it's adults or registered voters. I said GOP house and gains in senate with possible red wave. I'm sticking with it.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 22, 2018 07:10 PM (IeDO8)

421 Almost surely one of those 1-in-20 outside-the-margin errors, but even so, it should make us a little more optimistic.

Posted by: gabriel at May 22, 2018 07:11 PM (ZEO1e)

422 RIP Clint Walker.

Posted by: CSMBigBird at May 22, 2018 07:13 PM (Bb2wE)

423 dks is already only half what it was two years ago. it was going down long before they fucked themselves with the gun lobbying.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 22, 2018 07:13 PM (MTjB1)

424 39 Say "Raise taxes"
Scream "IMPEACH" every five nanoseconds
Talk about grabbing guns
MS-13
Most visible: Hillary, Pelosi, and Waters

This poll is no surprise.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

Now they want to drain the swamp. They will get it, and good.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 22, 2018 07:14 PM (IeDO8)

425 Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 07:03 PM (LKWuH)
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Do you know he actually already beat the Deep State?

Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 07:15 PM (y3aQB)

426 Deciduous, Coniferous and...
Posted by: Rick Perry at May 22, 2018 06:14 PM (fh7cq)

Monocotyledons?

Posted by: jakee308 at May 22, 2018 07:29 PM (3YVDU)

427 425 Posted by: gNewt at May 22, 2018 07:03 PM (LKWuH)
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Do you know he actually already beat the Deep State?
Posted by: NOTHING IS GONNA HAPPEN at May 22, 2018 07:15 PM (y3aQB)

He hasn't beat the Deep State until Under Fire stops baiting JackStraw 30 times a day.

It doesn't even matter who ends up being right at this point (in terms of AoS. Of course it matters in the macro). I'm just getting tired of the broken record.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 22, 2018 07:30 PM (9De+S)

428 I'm braced for the inevitable drama of this feminine poll.
Posted by: grammie winger - at May 22, 2018 06:08 PM (lwiT4)

So, is a feminine poll like that thing that scantily clad, topless women dance around in the strip clubs?

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 22, 2018 07:56 PM (9BLnV)

429 Paul Ryan and the rest of the Republican Elite bitches better straighten up their acts or they will find themselves replaced with a third party.

Posted by: katya the designated driver at May 22, 2018 08:10 PM (2ZUTy)

430 Polls that show Republicans leading don't count.

Posted by: Gerg at May 22, 2018 08:11 PM (rdl6o)

431
333 Ok I have to ask. From the side bar wtf is the point of a spoon? Am I missing something? How the hell does hiding a spoon in your underwear help?
Posted by: Big V

It reminds you to call The Tick whenever a refugee tries to rape you.

SPOOOOOOON!

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable

The point of a spoon is that it has no point.

Posted by: Dirks Strewn at May 22, 2018 08:13 PM (IeDO8)

432 NOT hard to believe. The "normals" as Schlichter likes to call us, are not nearly as stupid or gullible as Democrats like to believe.

If somewhat hardcore NeverTrump and liberals like Beck and Mark Penn are coming around, you can be damn sure the average person on the street is starting to get the idea, not just that Trump's policies are working, but that Democrats are an existential threat to democracy

Posted by: deadrody at May 22, 2018 08:21 PM (jsGbO)

433 I tell you, people in CA are en fuego. Once a liberal has a douchebag "homeless" guy defecate in his front yard of his $850K house and then shoot up some heroin, he's angry. He's conservative, at least for this election.
The normals have had it.

Posted by: PJ at May 22, 2018 08:52 PM (qlTN9)

434 The GOP is perfectly capable of blowing this

Posted by: rayj at May 22, 2018 10:02 PM (pI/IV)

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