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Judge to Mueller's Team in Manafort Case: "Come On, Man," You're Just Trying to Railroad Manafort to Get to Trump

Brutal.

A federal judge on Friday harshly rebuked Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s team during a hearing for ex-Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort -- suggesting they lied about the scope of the investigation, are seeking "unfettered power" and are more interested in bringing down the president.

"You don't really care about Mr. Manafort," U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III told Mueller's team. "You really care about what information Mr. Manafort can give you to lead you to Mr. Trump and an impeachment, or whatever."

Further, Ellis demanded to see the unredacted "scope memo," a document outlining the scope of the special counsel’s Russia probe that congressional Republicans have also sought.

...


The special counsel argues that Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein granted them broad authority in his May 2, 2017 letter appointing Mueller to this investigation. But after the revelation that the team is using information from the earlier DOJ probe, Ellis said that information did not "arise" out of the special counsel probe – and therefore may not be within the scope of that investigation.

...

Mueller's team says its authorities are laid out in documents including the August 2017 scope memo -- and that some powers are actually secret because they involve ongoing investigations and national security matters that cannot be publicly disclosed.

Ellis seemed amused and not persuaded.

He summed up the Special Counsel's Office as, "We said this was what [the] investigation was about, but we are not bound by it and we were lying."

He referenced the common exclamation from NFL announcers, saying: "C'mon man!"

This CNN article has some extended quotes:

"You don't really care about Mr. Manafort's bank fraud," Ellis said to prosecutor Michael Dreeben, at times losing his temper. Ellis said prosecutors were interested in Manafort because of his potential to provide material that would lead to Trump's "prosecution or impeachment," Ellis said.

"That's what you're really interested in," said Ellis, who was appointed by President Ronald Reagan.

Ellis repeated his suspicion several times in the hour-long court hearing...

"We don't want anyone in this country with unfettered power. It's unlikely you're going to persuade me the special prosecutor has power to do anything he or she wants," Ellis told Dreeben. "The American people feel pretty strongly that no one has unfettered power."

When Dreeben answered Ellis' question about how the investigation and its charges date back to before the Trump campaign formed, the judge shot back, "None of that information has to do with information related to Russian government coordination and the campaign of Donald Trump."

In other words, how can an authorization of power written in 2017 to investigate crimes that supposedly happened in 2016 reach back to include 2005 crimes? How can 2005 crimes be said to have "arisen" out of the 2017-2018 investigation?

That's what he's talking about when he talks about "unfettered power." These prosecutors are saying they don't care what the "scope memo" says their powers are, they have All the Powerz.

Fusion GPS will be doing some vicious opposition research on the judge, maybe paying Russian sources for confabulated charges, starting within the hour.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:41 PM




Comments

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1 'Manafort' sounds like "Man, a fart."

That's comedy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2018 01:33 PM (oVJmc)

2 Who stole Ace's time machine next week?

Posted by: Carpe Manana at May 04, 2018 01:34 PM (PbH71)

3 thats pretty cringey for the lawyers involved.

You never want a "cmon man" from a judge when youre trying to make an argument.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 04, 2018 01:34 PM (F5+ro)

4 Appointed by Ronald Reagan,not like the all knowing Hawaiian judge!

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 01:34 PM (LiyEm)

5

I love every word.

And everyone in the world can hear this/read this. It's great.

Slap Mueller down.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 01:35 PM (fceHP)

6 Sessions and Rosenpenis will have their heads on the block before midnight.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (r9UYA)

7 Someone buy that judge a beer.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (mk7Bj)

8 *Popcorn*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (EyPfd)

9
Rosenpenis, Mueller and everyone under them will resist they much ever effort to get that note outlining the parameters of the investigation.

We really are experiencing insurrection and a coup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (VM6ev)

10 A sane judge.... we need to clone him.

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (zSVEm)

11 *Turns to Hawaiian Judge*



Hold my Beer.

Posted by: T.S. Ellis III at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (bZiDp)

12 Remember when the Supreme Court was hearing the Obamacare arguments and even the left-leaning justices were ripping on Obama's legal team for incompetence, stupidity, and inconsistency? Judges will do that sometimes, and still go along with the bad arguments.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

13 Lawyer morons, back me up--this sounds like something a lawyer really doesn't want to hear from a judge, amirite?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (RD7QR)

14 Got nothing to say, didn't read the piece yet, but damn if i'm getting Willowed a third time!

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (z79tQ)

15 I hope Muddler's team is held in contempt and thrown in a cooler for 8 months.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (LNPd9)

16 1!JUDICIALACTIVISM!ELEVENTY!!

Posted by: SMOD Keeper at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (TvRUZ)

17 Time to dip nads into the pudding boys?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (fISt7)

18 I hope this judicial sanity thing catches on...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (zSVEm)

19 Trump with 52% job approval by the end of the month? Doable.

Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (Pqytn)

20 12 Remember when the Supreme Court was hearing the Obamacare arguments and even the left-leaning justices were ripping on Obama's legal team for incompetence, stupidity, and inconsistency? Judges will do that sometimes, and still go along with the bad arguments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

This is true.

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

21 13 Lawyer morons, back me up--this sounds like something a lawyer really doesn't want to hear from a judge, amirite?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (RD7QR)


Of rising water, turtles, scorpions and their nature...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (VM6ev)

22 Time to dip nads into the pudding boys?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (fISt7)

------

Nope.

I want a ruling first. NEVER spike the ball early. Never.

Sometimes it takes a funny hop and hits you in the junk.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (8XRCm)

23 Yeah, this was quite the curb stomp and should be a wakeup call to all the Mueller hopefuls.

But it won't be.

And I am expected a wailing and gnashing of teeth on par with election night and the following day.

It should be glorious.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (Dp6qK)

24 >> and that some powers are actually secret because they involve ongoing investigations and national security matters that cannot be publicly disclosed.


OH BULL SHIT.

Their current avenue of attack is a freakin' pornstar who had an encounter with him 12 years ago.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (W+vEI)

25 This should be unremarkable.

Posted by: Zod at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (Bdeb0)

26 Unfettered powers for slimy fedgov operatives ?

Never heard of it

Posted by: Charles Gibson at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (f6tGE)

27 I got the POWAH!!!

Posted by: Mueller at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (ymnmz)

28 "You don't really care about Mr. Manafort's bank fraud,"

This should be obvious by all the requests to delay sentencing-- they want to drag out the pain and pressure.

Mueller wants to abuse.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (oVJmc)

29 If they toss this case, it'll do some serious damage to the rest of the investigation, I think.

1.) Trump associates terrified by the Flynn thing will be much less terrified.

2.) Bob "Mr. Integrity even though I worked for the mob" Mueller will have his only "real" charge in this investigation thrown out of court for ethics reasons. I think it'll undermine him a lot in the court of public opinion.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (AzW6q)

30 This judge has given the vapors. THE VAPORS!

*runs off crying, arms flailing in the air like a bitch*

Posted by: William Kristol, Esq at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (4e+hS)

31 >> and that some powers are actually secret because they involve ongoing investigations and national security matters that cannot be publicly disclosed.


Translation: To cover our own corrupt a$$es

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (W+vEI)

32 22 Time to dip nads into the pudding boys?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (fISt7)

------

Nope.

I want a ruling first. NEVER spike the ball early. Never.

Sometimes it takes a funny hop and hits you in the junk.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (8XRCm)


So, "it's a tax" .... could still appear.....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (zSVEm)

33 20 12 Remember when the Supreme Court was hearing the Obamacare arguments and even the left-leaning justices were ripping on Obama's legal team for incompetence, stupidity, and inconsistency? Judges will do that sometimes, and still go along with the bad arguments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

This is true.
Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

Yeah, not getting my hopes too high, but it's a refreshing change from the judicial stylings of Judge Macadamia C. Hula, 3rd Honolulu Court of Appeals.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)

34 >>I want a ruling first. NEVER spike the ball early. Never.



So, do or don't on the proclamation, "Let the Mutual Dick Sucking Commence"?

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (bZiDp)

35 Fusion GPS will be doing some vicious opposition research on the judge, maybe paying Russian sources for confabulated charges, starting within the hour.

Posted by Ace of Spades at 01:41 PM Comments

===========

Just further proof that Trump is bought and paid for by Putin.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (9ZlHt)

36 Only I has All the Powerz!

Posted by: He-Man at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (FS/ip)

37 Maybe we get to read Rosenstein's self written scope letter. Is transparency allowed in America?

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (2LelM)

38 Sadly there are not enough of these judges. The Left figured out long ago that the best way to thwart the democratic process is to seed the judiciary with Leftist hacks. That way you don't have to worry about how elections go and the whole "will of the people" thing.


Democrat Party Delenda Est.



Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (mhIjm)

39 No, you may not look under my skirts.

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (ymnmz)

40 Rosenstein is the supergod who makes all things possible for Team Mueller. As Judge Ellis has pointed out, if there is an obstruction case a-building, shouldn't Rosenstein at least recuse himself for being a likely witness in such a case?

Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (Pqytn)

41 The longer this stretches out the more people are going to be saying "Put up or shut-up." This is the trap that Hillary set for the Democrats: the only collusion involved her, the Deep State, and the Obama Administration. That it also adds her involvements with Russia to the mix is just that much more extra pudding for the dipping.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (hLRSq)

42 Actually I think the unredacted portions of Rosenstein's August 2017 guidance memo to the SC *do* explicitly authorize investigation of Manafort's earlier potential financial misdeeds.


Which just further impugns the propriety of the SC operation under DOJ regs - it doesn't in itself justify (substantively) the Manafort tax stuff.


Tax/finance stuff should be turned over to the local US attorney. In DC Manafort faces the somewhat dubious charges over FARA. How that can be seen as anything but punitive and frivolous, given the decades of FARA enforcement practices, I don't know.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (QDnY+)

43 "Appointed by Ronald Reagan!" will be The Resistance's refrain.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (djCea)

44 Unfortunately I don't think this bothers Mueller in the least. He is so arrogant and unethical that it will probably just cause him to double down.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (woCRW)

45 After reading of this, Trump should immediately pardon Manafort.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (4e+hS)

46 Basically the judge said, you motherfuckers are running a recursion routine with no terminating condition.

Fuck that shit!!!

NO RECUSION ROUTINES WITHOUT A TERMINATING CONDITION, NO PEACE!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (q737v)

47 We really are experiencing insurrection and a coup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (VM6ev)

I completely agree with you, J.J. The die is cast. Either PDTS is gonna win or we're gonna cease being a republic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (i0ykY)

48 Sessions and Rosenpenis will have their heads on the block before midnight.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (r9UYA)

Oh, don't get my hopes up. I would also love to see all the bit part players in this fiasco somehow be shamed and punished and as a last resort would have to do an honorable thing.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 04, 2018 01:41 PM (suO/a)

49 Rosenstein would not be the Acting Attorney General if Manafort's Financials (2005?) have nothing to do with Russians and the 2016 Election.

That would be Jeff Sessions mandate. If he were awake.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 01:41 PM (bZiDp)

50 Ouch. Someone done got benchslapped.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 04, 2018 01:41 PM (p+Wdc)

51 Nobody ever expects me! But hear I am riding the blue donkey of righteousness.

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (ymnmz)

52

Ellis paid Daniel Storms to poop on My Pillow.

Posted by: Egg McMuffin at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (IqV8l)

53 I have had many matters arise.

Out of my pants.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (YSA90)

54 I have 100 quatloos on no one being disbarred, arrested or serving jail time over this.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (dhqL5)

55 In other words, how can an authorization of power written in 2017 to investigate crimes that supposedly happened in 2016 reach back to include 2005 crimes? How can 2005 crimes be said to have "arisen" out of the 2017-2018 investigation?

That's what he's talking about when he talks about "unfettered power."

I've never seen the authorization papers but I believe they are as written:

"Go get that motherfucker. Get everyone close to him. Get everyone close to them. Charge when you can, smear when you can't, and let the expense of defense be the punishment. Make everyone around Trump regret they knew him, as a lesson to him and anyone else who comes against us." -The Family-

mebbe not, but it sure seems that way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (z79tQ)

56 and that some powers are actually secret because they involve ongoing investigations and national security matters that cannot be publicly disclosed.


OH BULL SHIT.

Their current avenue of attack is a freakin' pornstar who had an encounter with him 12 years ago.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 01:38 PM (W+vEI)


yep

and I don't believe for a minute they weren't wiretapping Cohen. NBC had to walk it back because they were idiots for exposing the illegality of it.

There is nothing this group won't do.

On the other hand, I was hoping it was someone from our side feeding NBC lies and making fools of them AGAIN.

We've seen them use fake twitter accounts by mistake. They used false info before. One way to bring down CNN and the rest of them. Keep feeding them laughable junk that their egos and agenda cannot help but report on.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (fceHP)

57 19 Trump with 52% job approval by the end of the month? Doable.
----------------
What's his ceiling on ending the Korean War? Any guesses?

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (2LelM)

58
I imagine the powers that be are furiously looking for a disgruntled female intern from the judge's past.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (10vO4)

59 "So, do or don't on the proclamation, "Let the Mutual Dick Sucking Commence"?"

I would hold at 'Zippers at half mast' at this point in the saga.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (EyPfd)

60 47 We really are experiencing insurrection and a coup.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (VM6ev)

I completely agree with you, J.J. The die is cast. Either PDTS is gonna win or we're gonna cease being a republic.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (i0ykY)


The Left, misinterpreting Trump.... again.... think that he is Railroadable.... will just " come along quietly".... we may be on the cusp of some serious stuff here...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (zSVEm)

61 NO RECUSION ROUTINES WITHOUT A TERMINATING CONDITION, NO PEACE!!!

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (q737v)

Hey! Hey!
Ho! Ho!
Recusion routines without a terminating condition have got to go!

Hey! Hey!

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (Dp6qK)

62 We really are experiencing insurrection and a coup.



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (VM6ev)



I completely agree with you, J.J. The die is cast. Either PDTS is gonna win or we're gonna cease being a republic.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (i0ykY)


I have gotten to the point where I want nothing to do with anyone I know who is a Democrat. Because I can't trust myself to be civil.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (mhIjm)

63 If you experience an insurrection for more than 4 hours, consult your physician.

Posted by: Pence's Idiot Ex-Doc at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (FS/ip)

64 Keep the MSM hungry enough, they will bite into poisoned bait.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 04, 2018 01:43 PM (suO/a)

65 "That's what he's talking about when he talks about "unfettered power." These prosecutors are saying they don't care what the "scope memo" says their powers are, they have All the Powerz."


No ham sandwich for you!

Posted by: Judge of the Delicatessan at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (hLRSq)

66 55
In other words, how can an authorization of power written in 2017 to
investigate crimes that supposedly happened in 2016 reach back to
include 2005 crimes? How can 2005 crimes be said to have "arisen" out of
the 2017-2018 investigation?



That's what he's talking about when he talks about "unfettered power."



I've never seen the authorization papers but I believe they are as written:



"Go get that motherfucker. Get everyone close to him. Get everyone
close to them. Charge when you can, smear when you can't, and let the
expense of defense be the punishment. Make everyone around Trump regret
they knew him, as a lesson to him and anyone else who comes against
us." -The Family-



mebbe not, but it sure seems that way.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM (z79tQ)


You sir are mistaken. It was in all caps.

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (ymnmz)

67 what you REALLY don't want from the judgeare hand puppets.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (Yeep4)

68


Seven Days In May in the goatee Spock universe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (IqV8l)

69 "What's his ceiling on ending the Korean War? Any guesses?"

Start at 100%
Now subtract the percentage of the voting population which are democrats.

That will get you in the ballpark.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (EyPfd)

70 This is nice but I'll wait till the written order comes out in a month or so where the judge sighs and says that even though Mueller's camp is corrupt he still has the authority to do everything that he's doing.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (Kge8X)

71 I completely agree with you, J.J. The die is cast. Either PDTS is gonna win or we're gonna cease being a republic.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead



The Republic of Texas.

That has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (dhqL5)

72 60. Citing first rule of Fight Club over here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (fA1SL)

73 If they are going to railroad everybody then the price of BNSF stock is going to skyrocket. Buying opportunity.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (UBSbW)

74 Yeah, the "may have arisen" wording really might be important. How the fuck can Muellers Assholes prosecute thing that happened 10 years ago under their mandate? If it's not specified in the redacted Aug 17 letter from Rosenpeen to Mueller, they shouldn't be able to pursue this.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:45 PM (jjaLl)

75 I think they have delayed the Flynn sentencing because there is considerable doubt the plea dea will hold up.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 01:45 PM (LiyEm)

76 >>and I don't believe for a minute they weren't wiretapping Cohen. NBC had to walk it back because they were idiots for exposing the illegality of it.



As ace pointed out yesterday, the guy who reported that is tight with FusionGPS - maybe former WSJ writing partner of Glenn Simpson's (IIRC?).

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 01:45 PM (W+vEI)

77 Hey Mueller, shit, they are on to us.

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (ymnmz)

78 fwiw, Vox is saying the "Come on, man" judge will ultimately indict Manafort.

Don't know where they're getting the info from.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (3dsTO)

79 13 Lawyer morons, back me up--this sounds like something a lawyer really doesn't want to hear from a judge, amirite?
_______________________

No competent, ethical lawyer wants to hear stuff like this.

But Mueller's team are not that kind of lawyer.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (fqUgw)

80

Guy on outnumbered looks like Ryan Seacrest - a Holder tool.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (fceHP)

81 Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (dhqL5)

That's EXACTLY why I still have a house there.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (i0ykY)

82 BTW, as of right now, AFAIK, Rosie has an unanswered demand for more DOJ documents from the HPSCI (classified letter). Deadline was yesterday. Content unknown.



Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (QDnY+)

83 I want a MAGA wave election this year.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (GNUon)

84 For great justice !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (Mbmmf)

85 67 what you REALLY don't want from the judgeare hand puppets.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at May 04, 2018 01:44 PM (Yeep4)

JUDICIAL HANDPUPPET #1: Oh No, I've pissed off the judge!

JUDICIAL HANDPUPPET #2: [Begins banging other puppet over the head with tiny gavel] Yes you have! And now your ass is mine!

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

86 Finally....a judge pushing back.

Judge was born in Bogota, Colombia...he's 77.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 01:47 PM (Enq6K)

87 >>Don't know where they're getting the info from.

An area in the approximate location of their asses.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 01:47 PM (/tuJf)

88 Thought I heard that Fusion GPS disbanded, or went away or something along those lines.
I guess you can't subpoena someone who no longer exists...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (R2gO3)

89 #74, it IS specified in the August '17 guidance letter from Rosenstein. One of the unredacted areas of authority is investigating financial/tax crimes from 2005.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (QDnY+)

90 "Keep the MSM hungry enough, they will bite into poisoned bait."


They're too busy chasing the red dot.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

91 I have gotten to the point where I want nothing to do with anyone I know who is a Democrat. Because I can't trust myself to be civil.
------------------------
The way I handle this is to allow them vent and blame Trump and call him poopy head and such. Then I laugh and ask them if they voted for Bill Clinton in 1992. They always answer yes. Then I point out that they voted for Trump, you just did it in 1992. This seems to confuse them.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (2LelM)

92 86. Doing the judgsplaining Americans won't.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (fA1SL)

93 Thanks to recent precedent, it's my understanding that one federal judge can unilaterally stop this behavior by people like Mueller.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (tve+u)

94 If all Ellis does is make the DoJ cough up the complete, unredacted "scope memo", that helps the cause of Liberty.

Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (Pqytn)

95
I would love to hear the good Judges take on Meullers request for seventy signed, but blank subpoenas.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

96 Above all else, I think the Left ( Democrats, GoPe) really want a police state/surveillance state above all, because then, it's all theirs, and they can at leisure take everything.

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 01:49 PM (zSVEm)

97 Judge Ellis best be looking into a security detail. The Swamp Inc. does not look kindly upon dissenters.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at May 04, 2018 01:49 PM (ty7RM)

98 Nobody ever expects me! But hear I am riding the blue donkey of righteousness.


Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 01:42 PM


And your ass looks amazing!

Posted by: That guy milking a joke from the last thread at May 04, 2018 01:49 PM (p+Wdc)

99 >>fwiw, Vox is saying the "Come on, man" judge will ultimately indict Manafort.
Don't know where they're getting the info from.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE JUST DAYS AGO VOX TWEETED THAT TRUMP COULDN'T THREATEN TO TAKE ACTION AGAINST THE DOJ BECAUSE THIS VIOLATED THE DOJ'S "INDEPENDENCE."

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 04, 2018 01:49 PM (W+vEI)

100 They were wire-tapping Cohen, using the last FISA warrant that Rosenstein approved in July 17. Mueller took over the counter-intel operation that McCabe, Comey, Gummy and Strokes et al were running, it's right there in the origination letter from Rosenstein.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:50 PM (jjaLl)

101 Pence up at the NRA.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 01:50 PM (0OmEj)

102 I'm coming to kick Mueller's ass so high, he will have take his shirt off to take shit.

And chew bubblegum and I'm all out of gum

Posted by: George Nada at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (P6KKD)

103 Remember when the Supreme Court was hearing the Obamacare arguments and even the left-leaning justices were ripping on Obama's legal team for incompetence, stupidity, and inconsistency? Judges will do that sometimes, and still go along with the bad arguments.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

This is true.
Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 01:37 PM (7HtZB)

Yeah, not getting my hopes too high, but it's a refreshing change from the judicial stylings of Judge Macadamia C. Hula, 3rd Honolulu Court of Appeals.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (RD7QR)


Yeah, remember Comey's rambling list of felons and criminal acts by Hillary?

There they were, spoken to all to hear. And nada.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (fceHP)

104 And the NBC "error" yesterday seems like it was probably *not* an error.


Short version: Cohen fell under the extended FISA warrant Rosie signed off on in summer '17; the unlimited surveillance this authorized could well have encompassed Cohen. To include "wiretap" on phones.


I don't know, but the logic and timeline are there.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (QDnY+)

105 I want a MAGA wave election this year.
Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 01:46 PM (GNUon)

You want a MAGA wave election this year.
You'll settle for not losing the House and Senate.
You'll get nothing and you'll like it!

Posted by: Judge Smails at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (z79tQ)

106 I hope this judge has a good food taster.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)

107 Thought I heard that Fusion GPS disbanded, or went away or something along those lines.
I guess you can't subpoena someone who no longer exists...


Posted by: Gunslinger at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (R2gO3)


Fusion GPS was funded with $50 million from 10 Dem donors to continue this shit... they are far from disbanded.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (jjaLl)

108 Judge Ellis might make me believe in the Justice system again. Might.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (rBnYq)

109 I would hold at 'Zippers at half mast' at this point in the saga.

"Nobody ever listens to me."
--Winston Wolfe

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (39g3+)

110 When this shit ends I want Trump to go on the offensive, spend the rest of his 7 years in office investigating, prosecuting and hanging the fuck out of every deep stater within his field of vision.

Nobody will go after Trump then because they'll be too busy in the courts desperately trying to keep their asses out of jail.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (+dsLj)

111 Yeah, the "may have arisen" wording really might be important. How the fuck can Muellers Assholes prosecute thing that happened 10 years ago under their mandate? If it's not specified in the redacted Aug 17 letter from Rosenpeen to Mueller, they shouldn't be able to pursue this.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:45 PM (jjaLl)


---

Well, playing the Devil's Advocate, I could imagine an argument where Manafort's preexisting criminal activity opened up himself to be a target/accomplice in any Russian meddling conspiracy. Therefore, its part of the "origin story" of the Russian Collusion drama. But, I dunno if that would ever fly in court. *shrugs*

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (+Ty8m)

112 Manefors legal team should also pursue a malicious and arbitrary prosecution dismissal.

Manefort is being charged for things the Podesta group was allowed to skate on.

This shit has got to stop.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (hFawE)

113 What makes me the most angry is EVERYONE knows what is going on here, but nobody will step up and end it because everyone is a coward.

Sessions could end this whole thing, but he won't because he's afraid some Democrat will criticize him.

So Trump will probably have to be the one that starts firing people and plunge the country into some sort of impeachment hearing all because our side is full of cowards.

This judge could do the right thing here and shut it down, but I'm not holding my breath. Our side loves the idea of getting a pat on the head from the Left for being "fair".

Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (lKmt3)

114 "some powers are actually secret"

Ah yes, the often misunderstood secrety powers clause of the Constitution.

Who the fuck are these people?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (Dp6qK)

115 110 When this shit ends...

Problem is, it ain't gonna end.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (3dsTO)

116 I've never seen the authorization papers but I believe they are as written:

"Go get that motherfucker. Get everyone close to him. Get everyone close to them. Charge when you can, smear when you can't, and let the expense of defense be the punishment. Make everyone around Trump regret
they knew him, as a lesson to him and anyone else who comes against us." -The Family-
____________________________

It also says: "If you have any doubts Bob Mueller, just do what you did in the Whitey Bulger case: lie, cheat, steal, hide evidence, frame innocent people and send them to prison for decades, whatever. If any of this shit gets exposed later, the taxpayers will take the fall for it, just like they did in the Bulger case."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (fqUgw)

117 106 I hope this judge has a good food taster.
Posted by: Under Fire at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (r9UYA)


Think they might try a Scalia Shuffle?.... that would be pretty brazen...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (zSVEm)

118 And your ass looks amazing!
Posted by: That guy milking a joke from the last thread


go on...

Posted by: RAWMUSLGLUTES at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (Yeep4)

119
Remember when the Supreme Court was hearing the Obamacare arguments and even the left-leaning justices were ripping on Obama's legal team for incompetence, stupidity, and inconsistency? Judges will do that sometimes, and still go along with the bad arguments.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:36 PM (39g3+)

Yeah but this is a criminal investigation.

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (10vO4)

120 >>Remember when the Supreme Court was hearing the Obamacare arguments and even the left-leaning justices were ripping on Obama's legal team for incompetence, stupidity, and inconsistency? Judges will do that sometimes, and still go along with the bad arguments.




Good point.

However, in that example, wasn't it the case that Elana Kagan was both part of the Obama team representing Obamacare, and then later also a participant in the SCOTUS decision? I seem to recall a blatant conflict related to Kagan....

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 01:53 PM (W+vEI)

121 "I have gotten to the point where I want nothing to do with anyone I know who is a Democrat. Because I can't trust myself to be civil.
Posted by: LGoPs"


Kinda where I'm at, too.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 04, 2018 01:53 PM (Mbmmf)

122 If Trump ends the Korean War, would the Trump hating media even REPORT IT?
Also, would the Trump -hating Democrats (and select GOPe) even RATIFY the treaty?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (7uYFy)

123 Fusion GPS was funded with $50 million from 10 Dem donors to continue this shit... they are far from disbanded.


Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (jjaLl)


Forgot to add, NBC retracted/clarified and changed to "just a contact list" because that info was not supposed to be broadcast nationally, it might raise questions.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (jjaLl)

124 >>Think they might try a Scalia Shuffle?.... that would be pretty brazen...

Slipped on a banana peel...into traffic.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (r9UYA)

125 Judge Ellis is black, so questioning his decisions is racis'.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (oVJmc)

126 And the prosecution just snickered. Because they know the law and will keep subverting it every chance they get.

Until someone really puts a stop to it.

The American people are increasingly seeing this for the Subversion of our country by the Democrats it is.

Good luck with that electorally.

Posted by: Marcus T, Calling the Nine Line for Liberals at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (ylDtb)

127 43 "Appointed by Ronald Reagan!" will be The Resistance's refrain.
Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (djCea)
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Funny. The MSM never tells us who appointed a judge unless it serves the Narrative.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (0jtPF)

128 The judge looks like Benson. Sounds like he has the same attitude as that TV character too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (woCRW)

129 Thanks to recent precedent, it's my understanding that one federal judge can unilaterally stop this behavior by people like Mueller.

The thing is, this is basically true. A DC judge could rule that Meuller has to stop his investigation because of the Good 'n' Plenty clause and it would probably stop instantly until another judge pointed out how ridiculous the ruling was.

Although in Wisconsin, the AG was literally ordered to stop doing illegal and unconstitutional stuff by a judge and they flipped him off and kept doing it so... who knows.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 01:54 PM (39g3+)

130 "U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III"

Isn't he the guy that wrote the "Cats" musical? Must be a polymath.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

131 >>And your ass looks amazing!


Thanks!

Now. If I could only find a shirt that looks good un-tucked.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (bZiDp)

132 However, in that example, wasn't it the case that Elana Kagan was both part of the Obama team representing Obamacare, and then later also a participant in the SCOTUS decision? I seem to recall a blatant conflict related to Kagan....

--

I thought she was like a consultant when they were first drafting the law. So not on the legal team to defend it, but actually had a hand in writing the thing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (mk7Bj)

133 130 "U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III"

Isn't he the guy that wrote the "Cats" musical? Must be a polymath.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

Life was simpler then.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 01:56 PM (RD7QR)

134 Mueller and his minions should start dressing the part: black hooded sack cloth robes, torches, executioner's swords, flails, like the evil inquisitors in a Victorian stage play.
BURN THE HERETIC !

Posted by: That Deplorable SOB Van Owen at May 04, 2018 01:56 PM (lApJ5)

135 Isn't he the guy that wrote the "Cats" musical? Must be a polymath.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

He wrote "The Wasteland" too.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 01:56 PM (7uYFy)

136
On the other hand, I was hoping it was someone from our side feeding NBC lies and making fools of them AGAIN.


------

Caputo laid it out. Fusion GPS planting stories.

The $50 million to pay reporters to push the planted stories?

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 01:56 PM (GNUon)

137 "Fusion GPS will be doing some vicious opposition research on the judge,
maybe paying Russian sources for confabulated charges, starting within
the hour."

with all this money and control on the line, they already have a few drafts and are figuring which will work best as the situation develops. Some have been murdered, they probably are not in a place where murdering a judge (or a POTUS) would serve their purpose (i.e. ... they would do it, but too many would know they did it, and they all get taken down, (justified military coup if need be).

But Mueller just got another 70 blank subpoenas, to punish 70 more patriots that supported Trump (I presume) ... so lives and fortunes are lost as the coup continues, and Mueller's mob lawyers are tax payer funded. which mob wins?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 04, 2018 01:56 PM (bT8Z4)

138 >>When this shit ends I want Trump to go on the offensive, spend the rest of his 7 years in office investigating, prosecuting and hanging the fuck out of every deep stater within his field of vision.



Man, that would be awesome. I've read that Trump's favorite book is "Art of War," so maybe he will crush them.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 01:57 PM (W+vEI)

139 Judge Ellis is a HUGE Kanye West fan.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 01:57 PM (7uYFy)

140 112 Manefors legal team should also pursue a malicious and arbitrary prosecution dismissal.

Manefort is being charged for things the Podesta group was allowed to skate on.

This shit has got to stop.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (hFawE)

That the "Russia Collusion" investigation has not gone squarely into the realm of Russia collusion such as Julian Assange, Russian Fusion GPS Lawyer, etc. shows to the judge exactly that Mueller is only out to get leverage to get Trump.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 01:58 PM (Dp6qK)

141 However, in that example, wasn't it the case that Elana Kagan was both part of the Obama team representing Obamacare, and then later also a participant in the SCOTUS decision? I seem to recall a blatant conflict related to Kagan....
___________________

She was Obama's Solicitor General. She wrote a memo giving the administration tips on how to craft and defend the law. But no conflict there obviously . . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 01:58 PM (fqUgw)

142 >>Man, that would be awesome. I've read that Trump's favorite book is "Art of War," so maybe he will crush them.

He has a whole chapter in one of his books on Revenge.

Short story, he's in favor of it and does it whenever possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 01:58 PM (/tuJf)

143 An impeachment is political and does not have to stand up in court.They don't care about actual prescutable crimes by Trump,only getting a majority and impeaching him(with the help of the GOPe fifth column)

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 01:59 PM (LiyEm)

144

The $50 million to pay reporters to push the planted stories?


And they wonder why we call them "presstitutes".

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 04, 2018 01:59 PM (GdWl+)

145 Has Mueller interviewed anyone connected to or employed by FusionGPS?

I haven't seen this answered anywhere. How closely related is Mueller's group and FusionGPS? What if they are working hand-in-hand?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 01:59 PM (rBnYq)

146 It is nice for a change to have a Borgia in office on our side....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:00 PM (zSVEm)

147 113
What makes me the most angry is EVERYONE knows what is going on here,
but nobody will step up and end it because everyone is a coward.



Sessions could end this whole thing, but he won't because he's afraid some Democrat will criticize him.



So Trump will probably have to be the one that starts firing people
and plunge the country into some sort of impeachment hearing all because
our side is full of cowards.



This judge could do the right thing here and shut it down, but I'm
not holding my breath. Our side loves the idea of getting a pat on the
head from the Left for being "fair".

Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (lKmt3)

Not cowards.
Co-Conspirators.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 02:00 PM (djCea)

148 At least Caputo is gonna be able to pay his legal bills; his Go Fund Me is at nearly $132k right now.

Maybe Flynn ought to set one up.

Manafort has multiple millions, though maybe not after Mueller gets done charging him with a hundred crimes.

Jon Corzine steals and loses over a billion bucks of investor 'segregated' funds, and he's still walking around free as a turd.

Posted by: GnuBreed at May 04, 2018 02:00 PM (0ogQG)

149 I would love to hear the good Judges take on Meullers request for seventy signed, but blank subpoenas.
Posted by: fixerupper

I am thinking that this was a head fake by Muleshit to intimidate. Could be wrong - I am a moron after all.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 02:00 PM (oiNtH)

150 >>I thought she was like a consultant when they were first drafting the law. So not on the legal team to defend it, but actually had a hand in writing the thing.


Thanks for the correction. Just checked, her conflict was that she participated as "counselor or advisor" of the law when she was solicitor general, and she was clearly not impartial about the fate of ObamaCare.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (W+vEI)

151 "128 The judge looks like Benson. Sounds like he has the same attitude as that TV character too."


The boss of the park on Regular Show is the only character I can think of by that name.
He looks like a gumball machine ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (Mbmmf)

152 Yeah call me when the judge actually decides in favor of the defendant.

Otherwise this is nice talk.

Posted by: Marcus T, Calling the Nine Line for Liberals at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (ylDtb)

153 The whole thing that supposedly kicked this off was "Russian interference in the 2016 election', yes?

Okay, lets go with that. Where do we have ACTUAL Russian agents interfacing with campaign hired actors? Russian FSB agents and Kremlin linked lawyers interfacing with Fusion GPS employees hired by Perkins Coie hired by...Hillary and the DNC.

Yet Mueller is not investigating that. He is investigating tenous allegations against people who were briefly associated with the Trump campaign for actions taken years before Trump even announced, or process crimes of 'lying to investigators' when even the investigators didn't think the person was lying.

THAT is a witch hunt. Both illegal and unConstitutional.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (O9qtX)

154 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)

155 >>Maybe Flynn ought to set one up.

His family has been running fundraisers for him for a long time now. They just don't get covered like St. Andrew McCabe's GoFundMe scam.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (/tuJf)

156 Fusion GPS will be doing some vicious opposition research on the judge, maybe paying Russian sources for confabulated charges, starting within the hour.

This is the scary part. Not only oppo research but once Soros and his orgs get this out on social media in the darkest of ways, the lunatic groups and individuals that support them will also be left unfettered to do real harm.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fceHP)

157 142 >>Man, that would be awesome. I've read that Trump's favorite book is "Art of War," so maybe he will crush them.

He has a whole chapter in one of his books on Revenge.

Short story, he's in favor of it and does it whenever possible.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 01:58 PM (/tuJf)

Oh please, oh please, oh please.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (Dp6qK)

158 95
I would love to hear the good Judges take on Meullers request for seventy signed, but blank subpoenas.
Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 01:49 PM (8XRCm)

"This is absolute bullshit, and I find it disgusting, but due to the pictures you have of me sipping goat penis, I'll allow it."

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:02 PM (UnA8+)

159

Pence sounds good.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:02 PM (fceHP)

160 NO RECUSION ROUTINES WITHOUT A TERMINATING CONDITION,

There's ALWAYS a terminating condition.

Posted by: AvailableStackSpace at May 04, 2018 02:02 PM (FhXTo)

161 Not cowards.
Co-Conspirators.


Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 02:00 PM (djCea)



THIS! ^^^^

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 02:02 PM (jjaLl)

162 How about a Special Counsel to investigate Mexican Collusion to Steal and American Election? Then there is Chinese Collusion.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 02:03 PM (2LelM)

163 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)

LSMFT

Ask a geezer what that means.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 04, 2018 02:03 PM (T71PA)

164 She was Obama's Solicitor General.

And she was terrible at it. Obama's record before court is unbelievably bad; his justice department even got held in contempt of court. Its amazing how incompetent they were, and I think it saved us a lot of misery as a result.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:03 PM (39g3+)

165 159

Pence sounds good.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:02 PM (fceHP)

Maybe a thread for convention speeches, ace?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:03 PM (RD7QR)

166 107---Fusion GPS was funded with $50 million from 10 Dem donors to continue this shit... they are far from disbanded.
Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 01:51 PM (jjaLl)
---------------------------------
I want their names.
As Alinsky says, you gotta personalize it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (0jtPF)

167 At least Caputo is gonna be able to pay his legal bills; his Go Fund Me is at nearly $132k right now.

---

As we were discussing earlier, the (R)s are in complete control. They're
the ones with absolute and total power to call people to appear before the House and Senate judiciary/investigative committees.

The (R)s are the bankrupting Caputo by calling
him repeatedly, and the (R)s are the ones that have never called Jones to appear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (tve+u)

168 Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (EyPfd)

169 Judge Ellis is a HUGE Kanye West fan.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 01:57 PM (7uYFy)


========

Dat n*gga is whack. He be a Uncle Tom. Beyoncé is where it's at. Ellis be one confused honky. Ugh, yeah, know what I'm sayin'?

Posted by: James Homie at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (/qEW2)

170 135 Isn't he the guy that wrote the "Cats" musical? Must be a polymath.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

He wrote "The Wasteland" too.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 01:56 PM (7uYFy)

It's actually "Baba O'Reilly."

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (7HtZB)

171 Shouldn't Fusion be looking at a RICO investigation?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (oVJmc)

172 Has anyone considered whether this so called judge is actually a RUSSIAN BOT?

Posted by: Russian Twitter Bot at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (7zlbh)

173 I hope that Trump proves to be as ruthless and determined as I hope he is... my apologies to Southern morons, but I want him to be Sherman, Sheridan and Grant.....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (zSVEm)

174 163. Haven't had one of those in years. Fine smoke, as I recall.

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)

175 151
"128 The judge looks like Benson. Sounds like he has the same attitude as that TV character too."




Rush said something about the judge being Italian... that people thought he was black because an article on him has a picture of William Jefferson (Rep from New Orleans with the $90K) but it identified him as the judge.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (jjaLl)

176 Cleanup on 169.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (oVJmc)

177 What are the cool people up to today?

Pentagon Bomber Bill Ayers: 'I Served Honorably In The Struggle Against War, For Peace And Justice'

Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (+y/Ru)

178 Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (Mbmmf)

TV sitcom of the same name. Robert Gillaume was the actor.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (woCRW)

179 He has a whole chapter in one of his books on Revenge.

***********************

I hope Mueller is the first, he shouldn't simply slither away into the background, this guy has enough dirt on him to either be criminally prosecuted or buttfucked to death with a civil lawsuit by Flynn/Manafort/everyone. Harass, vex, and torment these fucks so they'll never have a quiet retirement.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (+dsLj)

180 The boss of the park on Regular Show is the only character I can think of by that name.

Get off my lawn.

Benson, title character of a show about a butler at a governor's mansion, played by the talented and underrated Robert Guillaume. Basically an American Jeeves, with a more biting and sarcastic sense of humor.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

181 174 163. Haven't had one of those in years. Fine smoke, as I recall.

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)

Eh? I was told they taste like solidified napalm.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

182 180 Benson, title character of a show about a butler at a governor's mansion, played by the talented and underrated Robert Guillaume. Basically an American Jeeves, with a more biting and sarcastic sense of humor.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (39g3+)

And before that, played the same role in "Soap".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

183 Just went to new dentist and had a tooth pulled.

He did a really good job....didn't even know he pulled it.

Glad that's over.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (9hrjr)

184 176 Cleanup on 169.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (oVJmc)


It's a sock. If anything, nuke the flip-top barky talk.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (Dp6qK)

185 Basically the judge said, you motherfuckers are running a recursion routine with no terminating condition.

Fuck that shit!!!

NO RECUSION ROUTINES WITHOUT A TERMINATING CONDITION, NO PEACE!!!
Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 01:40 PM (q737v)


========

Feels more like an infinite loop.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (/qEW2)

186 "T.S. Ellis" must be short for "Chad."

Posted by: David French's Pristine, Bleached Bunghole at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (L7Eun)

187 Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (EyPfd)

There are those who say advertising doesn't work.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (T71PA)

188 181 174 163. Haven't had one of those in years. Fine smoke, as I recall.

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)

Eh? I was told they taste like solidified napalm.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (RD7QR)

Unfiltered Kools..... make you talk in tongues....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (zSVEm)

189 183 Just went to new dentist and had a tooth pulled.

He did a really good job....didn't even know he pulled it.

Glad that's over.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (9hrjr)

Did you get the fentanyl? That stuff is the bomb.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (Dp6qK)

190 181. Nope. Quite nice. I think they actually toasted some of the Virginia tobacco, which gave them their distinct flavor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (fA1SL)

191 The (R)s are the bankrupting Caputo by calling
him repeatedly, and the (R)s are the ones that have never called Jones to appear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (tve+u)

He's been summoned by Mueller a few times too.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (Enq6K)

192 Just checking in - I'm on duty watching trees grow.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (BJTA0)

193 And, he didn't spell it out but he may as well have asked:

"Why didn't you guys pursue Manafort when you had the evidence and opportunity in 2014? Is it because of the Podesta brothers, perhaps? Just wondering..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (AzW6q)

194 192 Just checking in - I'm on duty watching trees grow.
Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (BJTA0)

Good thing too, those bastards are sneaky.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

195 On an earlier thread today, one of the horde has actually been before Ellis in court - as a lawyer I assume and not a defendant. Said that he is grumpy and lying liars make him even grumpier.

Being a moron, I forgot who posted this today.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (oiNtH)

196 I think a ponyologist should be brought in as an expert witness.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (8iiMU)

197 189

Did you get the fentanyl? That stuff is the bomb.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (Dp6qK

Just don't inject it, unless you want to be a statistic....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (zSVEm)

198 I smoked non-filter Camels. Way better than Luckies.

Posted by: ex-smoker at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (djCea)

199 And before that, played the same role in "Soap".

I haven't seen Soap since college but it made me laugh so hard I cried. I wonder if it holds up still? I do remember several really good bits from it, and they had some real talent in the cast.

There are those who say advertising doesn't work.

It used to, way back when people didn't have 900 options to turn to and ignore your ad.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)

200 174 163. Haven't had one of those in years. Fine smoke, as I recall.

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)


Lucky Strike green has gone to war.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (hLRSq)

201 194. The trees of the Cobweb Forest will walk before you are defeated.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:09 PM (fA1SL)

202 This judge could do the right thing here and shut it down, but I'm not holding my breath. Our side loves the idea of getting a pat on the head from the Left for being "fair".
Posted by: Maritime at May 04, 2018 01:52 PM (lKmt3)


it's only the manafort part, but it is a part of the whole picture or structure of their case

if this happens, if it is shut down, then there goes the Dems strategy to continue this until 2020 elections



Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:09 PM (fceHP)

203 "183 Just went to new dentist and had a tooth pulled.

He did a really good job....didn't even know he pulled it.

Glad that's over.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:06 PM (9hrjr) "

You do know that NGU gives Morons the family rate, right?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:09 PM (EyPfd)

204 He's been summoned by Mueller a few times too.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:07 PM (Enq6K)


---

I'd need someone to confirm it, but it's my understanding that these same (R)s who aren't calling actual actors in the Fusion/Russia collusion debacle could end Mueller's investigation tomorrow.

If they wanted to.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 02:09 PM (tve+u)

205 195 On an earlier thread today, one of the horde has actually been before Ellis in court - as a lawyer I assume and not a defendant. Said that he is grumpy and lying liars make him even grumpier.

Being a moron, I forgot who posted this today.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (oiNtH)



Indeed. I have been before Judge Ellis before and he is always pretty grumpy. But he is smart and has a good BS detector, and lawyers wasting his time with BS make him even grumpier.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2018 12:04 PM (OD2ni)

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:09 PM (Enq6K)

206 >>>It's actually "Baba O'Reilly."

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me!

Posted by: Bill "Pinball Wizard" O'Reilly at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (zz59B)

207 Just don't inject it, unless you want to be a statistic....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (zSVEm)

I got it at the dentist, who I presume was a professional, as I am still here. As I was coming too, the hot assistants looked like bright red and blue monsters swarming around. It was wild.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (Dp6qK)

208 I made an example of a few earlier with a chainsaw. As a warning to the others.

Posted by: Weasel at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (BJTA0)

209 199 I haven't seen Soap since college but it made me laugh so hard I cried. I wonder if it holds up still? I do remember several really good bits from it, and they had some real talent in the cast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)

Mill Creek just released the entire series on DVD not too long ago. And since it's Mill Creek (who routinely skimp on the packaging), it's cheap as balls. $20-25.

Wouldn't be too hard to find out for yourself.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

210 Thank you Tami and Benji!

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

211 Always enjoyed Lucky's when in the field. They had a nice nutty flavor. That, and nobody bummed any off you .

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (2LelM)

212 206 >>>It's actually "Baba O'Reilly."

See me, feel me, touch me, heal me!
Posted by: Bill "Pinball Wizard" O'Reilly at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (zz59B)

Would that work as a pickup line......

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (zSVEm)

213 Because of the FISA warrant, granted on completely specious grounds, Mueller supposedly has (says Caputo) every single phone call, email, text message and travel/spending details for every single Trump campaign person.

Think about that. If a Republican investigation of the Hillary campaign went this far, there would be blood being shed in the streets. This is unprecedented surveillance of a political campaign, now extended years prior.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (rBnYq)

214 Good thing too, those bastards are sneaky.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

I know.

Posted by: MacBeth at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (suO/a)

215 Luckies got their rep from good ads in the 40s before the war, then sending tons to the troops for free during the war.

And to be fair, they were better than the local European cigs. But I don't think they were particularly superior to any other big US brand at the time.

Its just when you're forced to smoke dog crap and shoe lather shavings wrapped in toilet paper from the locals, Luckies seemed like luxury. At least, that's the impression I get from reading about WW2 vets.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (39g3+)

216 Federal Judge T S Ellis. Born in Columbia, educated at Princeton, Harvard Law and Oxford. Naval Aviator. Black.

Also the judge who presided over the John Lindh trial and numerous other national security cases.

Let's see the left do their worst on this guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (/tuJf)

217 it's cheap as balls. $20-25.





Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (UnA8+)


Your words offend me!

Posted by: balls at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (8iiMU)

218
Rush said something about the judge being Italian... that people thought he was black because an article on him has a picture of William Jefferson (Rep from New Orleans with the $90K) but it identified him as the judge.
____________________

He's white. His photo is in the Fox article.

Also from that article:

"The judge also gave the government two weeks to hand over the unredacted 'scope memo' or provide an explanation why not -- after prosecutors were reluctant to do so, claiming it has material that doesn't pertain to Manafort.

'I'll be the judge of that,' Ellis said."


Bwahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (fqUgw)

219 Colombia. The country not the university.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (/tuJf)

220 213. Soon. - Non-state agents of the counter-revolution.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (fA1SL)

221 >>I got it at the dentist, who I presume was a professional, as I am still here. As I was coming too, the hot assistants looked like bright red and blue monsters swarming around. It was wild.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (Dp6qK)

Cotard delusion. You think you are *not* here. Actually, you are Arha, the Eaten One.

Posted by: Zod is Love at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (Bdeb0)

222 Sock wasn't being racist was a joke about Comey acting like a brother since he admits to singing Byonce songs.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)

223 Feels more like an infinite loop.

There are no truly infinite loops either.

Posted by: YourPowerBudget_OSMemoryLeaks_CosmicRays_etc at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (FhXTo)

224 Appointed by Reagan? Dang, too old for SCOTUS.

Posted by: Memories at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (mwcEF)

225 Just further proof that Trump is bought and paid for by Putin.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison at May 04, 2018 01:39 PM (9ZlHt)

So, did he pay Trump in rubles or bitcoins? Or did he just offer him a night in a Russian hotel with some hookers? Either way, he got a bargain.

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (9BLnV)

226 You do know that NGU gives Morons the family rate, right?

Yeah but his idea of anesthesia is to have a guy bang a drum next to your head

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (39g3+)

227 Unfettered special prosecutors are also a tax.

Posted by: John Roberts at May 04, 2018 02:13 PM (xQ3/0)

228 Luckies are the number one cigarette in Europe. Way to go GIs.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 02:13 PM (2LelM)

229 215. They weren't that great, but, yeah my grandfather - WWII vet - liked 'em. Them, and Camel straights.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:13 PM (fA1SL)

230 Libbies love to point to Manafort as PROOF of Rrrrruuussia! When you point out it had zip to do with the campaign and was from years ago, they change the subject. There's so much bullshit surrounding all of this, the guiltiest ones seem to be the ones charged with protecting it's citizens.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:13 PM (3c1uO)

231 214 Good thing too, those bastards are sneaky.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (RD7QR)

I know.

Posted by: MacBeth at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (suO/a)


Take 'em out before they turn on you.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 04, 2018 02:13 PM (Dp6qK)

232 Has anyone considered whether this so called judge is actually a RUSSIAN BOT?
Posted by: Russian Twitter Bot at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (7zlbh)


ha!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:13 PM (fceHP)

233 194. The trees of the Cobweb Forest will walk before you are defeated.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:09 PM (fA1SL)
Let every soldier hew him down a bough and bear't before him...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 02:14 PM (AzW6q)

234 I'm also going to point out, if they were doing all this with PDT, well before the election, they were likely doing it to every OTHER goof in the Republican Primary Clown Car too.

I can only imagine what they've got on Yeb!...

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:14 PM (UnA8+)

235 233.
*cues up 'hail of arrows' *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (fA1SL)

236 He's white. His photo is in the Fox article.

Also from that article:

"The judge also gave the government two weeks to hand over the unredacted 'scope memo' or provide an explanation why not -- after prosecutors were reluctant to do so, claiming it has material that doesn't pertain to Manafort.

'I'll be the judge of that,' Ellis said."


Bwahahaha.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (fqUgw)

Then someone has the wrong pic. Wiki shows a picture of a black man when you google his name.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (Enq6K)

237

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco

LSMFT

"Over, under, around, and through."

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (GdWl+)

238

I don't know if Pence's writer did this on purpose, but using "clung" and take a "knee" and stuff like that riddled throughout.

Trump's about to come out.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (fceHP)

239 "Feels more like an infinite loop."

I thought you said poop. Nevermind.

Posted by: School Superintendent Pooping Every Day at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (3c1uO)

240 234 They likely did it to Romney in 2012 also.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (LiyEm)

241 As I was coming too, the hot assistants looked like bright red and blue monsters swarming around.

-----

Coming too???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

242 No blank subpoenas for you, Roddy!

Posted by: CN at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (5gaNQ)

243 181---Eh? I was told they taste like solidified napalm.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (RD7QR)
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This is a problem?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (0jtPF)

244 Michael Dreeben?

Any relation to Frank Drebben?

Posted by: PJ at May 04, 2018 02:16 PM (qlTN9)

245 I hope Ellis has a trapdoor leading to a pit of alligators installed before Mueller's 'crack' team appears again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2018 02:16 PM (Dj5/i)

246 Let's see the left do their worst on this guy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (/tuJf)

Well, he isn't Black....

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2018 02:16 PM (wYseH)

247
I smoked non-filter Camels. Way better than Luckies.

Posted by: ex-smoker at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (djCea)


Which are no Pall Mall

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 02:16 PM (10vO4)

248 247. Old Gold. Chesterfield. Also good.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (fA1SL)

249 I don't smoke and all cigarettes basically smell the same to the outside: awful (menthol smell awful and minty). But I hear that Russian cigs were the worst, just toxic and ghastly. Probably Chinese the same way, although they are a huge market for American cigs now.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (39g3+)

250

Benson and Hedges

https://youtu.be/SN0CH2WR7fQ

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (IqV8l)

251 243 181---Eh? I was told they taste like solidified napalm.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:05 PM (RD7QR)
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This is a problem?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (0jtPF)

Well, I guess not if you're used to smoking sawdust and metal shavings...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (RD7QR)

252 Then someone has the wrong pic. Wiki shows a picture of a black man when you google his name.
____________________

Yeah, I just saw that. Maybe Fox has the wrong photo. Who knows? White or black, he's right, and that's what matters.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (fqUgw)

253 Don't forget Phillip Morris Commanders.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (2LelM)

254 >>Well, he isn't Black....

Well maybe he's not black enough for you, Snoop.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (/tuJf)

255 It's getting to the point where I am more likely to believe my grandson's amusing anecdotes of high school life than what issues from the powers that be. Or should that be the powers that want to be?

All those numerous fantastical political thrillers never dared describe the government's and law agencies' skullduggery that is revealed daily. They have killed the political novel, nothing anyone writes can rival the reality.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (/3+Sg)

256 >>I'm also going to point out, if they were doing all this with PDT, well before the election, they were likely doing it to every OTHER goof in the Republican Primary Clown Car too.



I would not be surprised if they've been doing this to all political foes for most of Obama's presidency, from SCOTUS justices to mouthy activists.

The IRS abuse alone indicates they were OK with abusing power to shutdown opponents.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (W+vEI)

257 The olden days.... people smoked, ate fat, drank a lot, ate lots of pie... and were content with three score and ten.....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (zSVEm)

258 Sock wasn't being racist was a joke about Comey acting like a brother since he admits to singing Byonce songs.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:12 PM (LiyEm)


========

Thank you, that was the intent. Sorry, I did that clumsily.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (/qEW2)

259 Coming too???

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (8XRCm)

lol

It was at the dentist.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (Dp6qK)

260 >>245 I hope Ellis has a trapdoor leading to a pit of alligators installed before Mueller's 'crack' team appears again. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2018 02:16 PM (Dj5/i)

"No, Mister Mueller, I expect you to *die.*"

Posted by: Auric Zodfinger at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (Bdeb0)

261 233.
*cues up 'hail of arrows' *
---
Since we're all here, I guess this means Birnam Wood has come to Dunce-inane.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (AzW6q)

262
LSMFT? Let's Screw, My Finger's Tired.




Posted by: irongrampa at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (S/hVx)

263 "Mueller! Tell me why I shouldn't disbar you, in 25 words or less, without using the letter 'e'."

"I'm...a...good...law...guy..."

"You're disbarred!"

"But I didn't say!"

"Oh, you will." *Ellis pulls a lever, opening up the trap door*

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (UnA8+)

264 By the way, its basically gone unnoticed, but the latest Project Veritas job is about teacher's unions and the union boss basically saying they use mob thug tactics and will defend any teacher for anything and care nothing about the students. Boss of a union bragging about protecting a child molester and getting him to keep his job, for example.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (39g3+)

265 "The judge also gave the government two weeks to hand over the unredacted 'scope memo' or provide an explanation why not -- after prosecutors were reluctant to do so, claiming it has material that doesn't pertain to Manafort.

'I'll be the judge of that,' Ellis said."

The judge should swear in one of his buddies as an officer of the court and then have him give the unredacted memo to the press. Because then it's not leaking! According to Jim Comey

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (3c1uO)

266

I smoked non-filter Camels. Way better than Luckies.


Raleigh non-filters were my smoke OUAT. Also, coupons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (GdWl+)

267 Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:04 PM (fA1SL)

Eh? I was told they taste like solidified napalm.

-
Back when I was a college kid, the big joke was you'd be standing around smoking some pot and talking about peace, love, flowers, blowing up the Pentagon, and shit and someone would slip in a Lucky.

We've exchanged this Lucky Strike for some fine Columbian. Let's see if anybody notices.

Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM (+y/Ru)

268 Huck makes a good point above, per Caputo's claims.


SC may have just about every document, record, conversation, and communication of the Trump campaign. Stunning. An entire presidential campaign's material and comms, in the hands of clearly unscrupulous, unprofessional, authoritarian-minded partisans.


This thing may not be over for years, in a practical sense.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (QDnY+)

269 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
=======
Since he is a Muzzie, Probably a Camel

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (y3aQB)

270 Yeah they have William Jefferson pictures under a number of Judge Eliot articles and also under google images. WTF?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (woCRW)

271 Then someone has the wrong pic. Wiki shows a picture of a black man when you google his name.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (Enq6K)

He was the judge at the trial of William Jefferson, and that's the picture that comes up. But he is a nebbishy White guy in his late 50s or early 60s.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (wYseH)

272 Think about that. If a Republican investigation of
the Hillary campaign went this far, there would be blood being shed in
the streets. This is unprecedented surveillance of a political campaign,
now extended years prior.




Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:11 PM (rBnYq)


Precisely. And that is what has me seeing red. The Democrat Party and its Public Relations Arm, the MSM, are a treasonous, seditious criminal organization and need to be wiped out.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (mhIjm)

273

Raleigh Plain End

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (IqV8l)

274 Then someone has the wrong pic. Wiki shows a picture of a black man when you google his name.
____________________

Yeah, I just saw that. Maybe Fox has the wrong photo. Who knows? White or black, he's right, and that's what matters.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:17 PM (fqUgw)


When Michael Jackson released "It doesn't matter if you're black or white", a black comedian on SNL quipped "Then why are you so white?"

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (/qEW2)

275 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)


Virginia Slims.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (953wK)

276 249. Can confirm re Russian cigs. Have smoked my share of makhorka and Malbro. Chinese cigs are so bad at one point recently the Ministry of Health had a campaign to encourage smokers to take up American brands.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (fA1SL)

277

over at the daily wire

'Huffington Post' Lauds New Movement: Feminist Fish Sex!


eh?

Time for the easiest game of "if you loved this movie, read this book" ever: If you loved "The Shape of Water," a movie about fish sex, you should definitely read The Pisces by Melissa Broder, a book about fish sex.

so many jokes can be made

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (fceHP)

278 270 Yeah they have William Jefferson pictures under a number of Judge Eliot articles and also under google images. WTF?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (woCRW)

But but but.. wiki is the source of all knowledge... the science is settled!

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (zSVEm)

279 Dear evangelicals. For all we know, this 'federal judge' may be a sleazy womanizer. Let that sink in. Is that your man?

Soon enough, the need to defend people like this sinner 'federal judge' will pass. Then, you'll stand in the wreckage of your own reputation and ask yourself, "Was it worth it to oppose Hillary Clinton, I mean uh, Bill Kristol, uh no I meant Evan McMullin?" It's not, it never was.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (DuAZ5)

280 154 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)

Newport.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (UnA8+)

281 Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:18 PM

Probably because it's what everyone already knew about the teachers and other goonion's for years, so it's hardly surprising.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (3c1uO)

282 This is a BFD. The judge presiding over the Flynn case keeps intimating he's prone to set aside that plea and indictment, too. Judge Kimba Woods may be checking on her housekeeper's immigration status now for all I now.

It may be too late, but it might be possible to restore confidence in the justice system. Mueller and the cabal being led off in handcuffs, and rolling over on Obama Administration officials, would be the minimum required to salvage the country now. It may not be as unlikely as I thought.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (jmwj/)

283 Anything Slims!

Posted by: Shep! at May 04, 2018 02:21 PM (7HtZB)

284 154 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)



Newport.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (UnA8+)


He'll ask for choom.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 02:21 PM (mhIjm)

285 I listen to a lot of old time radio shows and sometimes the product placement was unbelievable. The good shows would work them in with comedy like Jack Benny. But sometimes it was low. Like in Dragnet, when they got their sponsorship from Fatima King Sized Cigarettes (the finest in Turkish and domestic tobaccos, superbly blended!) suddenly the show started having everyone stop and smoke a cigarette regularly.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (39g3+)

286 I hear that Russian cigs were the worst, just toxic and ghastly. Probably Chinese the same way
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In my experience Israeli noblesse cigarettes are the most awful smokes in the world. Of course, the ones I got were UN refugee-camp surplus being fenced on a kibbutz, so maybe they started life as good cigarettes, but I doubt it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (AzW6q)

287 "Feels more like an infinite loop."

I thought you said poop. Nevermind.
Posted by: School Superintendent Pooping Every Day at May 04, 2018 02:15 PM (3c1uO)


To be fair, a lot of us think that this shit's gotta end.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (953wK)

288 Borkum Riff, citizens.

Posted by: Zod is Love at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (Bdeb0)

289

'Huffington Post' Lauds New Movement: Feminist Fish Sex!


Bicycle-free, I take it?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (GdWl+)

290
When Michael Jackson released "It doesn't matter if you're black or white", a black comedian on SNL quipped "Then why are you so white?"
___________________________

It would actually be kind of funny if the judge was black. First Kanye, then a black judge standing up for Trump? It would rock a lot of lefties' worlds . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (fqUgw)

291 "But he is a nebbishy White guy in his late 50s or early 60s."

But then he got better.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (EyPfd)

292 Thought I heard that Fusion GPS disbanded, or went away or something along those lines.
I guess you can't subpoena someone who no longer exists...

Posted by: Gunslinger at May 04, 2018 01:48 PM (R2gO3)

Or if you can't find the bodies!

Posted by: Anonymous White Male at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (9BLnV)

293 Sobranie. I wonder if they still make 'em.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (fA1SL)

294 >>This is a BFD. The judge presiding over the Flynn case keeps intimating he's prone to set aside that plea and indictment, too. Judge Kimba Woods may be checking on her housekeeper's immigration status now for all I now.



Also interesting that Trump tweeted about Andy McCarthy, and McCarthy's NRO column today is also about the unchecked power of Mueller and his investigation.

The approach seems to be: we question the entire premise of what/how you've been investigating.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (W+vEI)

295 Does Michael Flynn have a gofundme page?

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (4e+hS)

296 Cherry swishers.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (woCRW)

297 you know what is funny? Drudge has three links to articles in the upper left hand corner of his site that report on the hearing this post references; reuters, fox, cnn. You could think all three were reporting on different hearings.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (MTjB1)

298 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?


Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)

Cock.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (wYseH)

299 Sadly, I bet this is a little Kabuki legal theatre. He'll eventually decide Mueller has the authority to investigate and prosecute any crimes the Special Prosecutor became aware of during the Russian collusion investigation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (rBnYq)

300 I want a special prosecutor to go after Mueller and Comey. Also another special prosecutor to go after Hillary, the DNC, and the Clinton Foundation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (pw+jk)

301 It sucks to have to acknowledge that this whole thing is just a warning shot against any private citizen non-politician who's considering getting into the presidential race in the future because he wants to help the country. Sorry we couldn't keep the Republic you father's fought and died for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (+tCTG)

302 289

'Huffington Post' Lauds New Movement: Feminist Fish Sex!


Bicycle-free, I take it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 04, 2018 02:22 PM (GdWl+)

Yeah, or else the fish gets smooshed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 02:24 PM (RD7QR)

303 "U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III"

Isn't he the guy that wrote the "Cats" musical? Must be a polymath.
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 01:55 PM (/qEW2)

Nope. That was Andrew Lloyd Webber. He may, however, have written Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats, the poems of which are the basis for Cats.

Posted by: Your Friendly Neighborhood Pedant at May 04, 2018 02:24 PM (+F0Wk)

304 Sanity in a judge. Rule of law. *heart swells*

Talks of 'the people' not wanting unfettered power. *brings tears to my eyes*

Of course he is from the Ronald Reagan era. Been noting for a long time now that these are the guys who cared about law and honor and integrity and duty.

I'd like to write him a love letter.

These are the kinds of judges I remember from childhood. Not the Hawaiian type, nor the type we usually hear about nowadays...those in servitude to politics and ego.

Gotta go read that Empire info I saved from ONT and see if these are signs of a crumbling country. Maybe I'm just blowing smoke.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 02:24 PM (vU4+z)

305
Raleigh Plain End

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 02:19 PM (IqV8l)


The Raleigh WWII pin up girl from 1940 is something else

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 02:24 PM (10vO4)

306 'Huffington Post' Lauds New Movement: Feminist Fish Sex!


Hmmm, thinking of Daryl Hannah in "Splash". OK then!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:25 PM (3c1uO)

307 >>I want a special prosecutor to go after Mueller and Comey. Also another special prosecutor to go after Hillary, the DNC, and the Clinton Foundation.

Would you settle for a good old fashion federal prosecutor because Sessions assigned federal prosecutors to work in tandem with both investigations and Uranium One months ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:25 PM (/tuJf)

308 Mueller and the cabal being led off in handcuffs,
_____________________

They should have done that to the SOB after they found out about all the crimes he committed in the Whitey Bulger case. Mueller shouldn't have had a law license after all the illegal and unethical shit he pulled in Boston, let alone have been confirmed to head the FBI.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:25 PM (fqUgw)

309 Collusion, that NY Times story was a direct attempt to.spike the Nork talks by scaring ROK. Either by the Chi-coms or those who don't want Trump to have a foreign policy victory, or both.

When they are fed fake news the Policy should be to disclose the source. That would end most of this shit.

Of course, their layers of fact check in don't seem to include calling the Pentagon

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2018 02:26 PM (MS0+a)

310 How can 2005 crimes be said to have "arisen" out of the 2017-2018 investigation?

Wormholes, man.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2018 02:26 PM (yoatC)

311 If the FISA warrants etc were based on Russian Collusion US Election etc, and rosie etal get shitcanned, can new Consul be appointed and re-directed at Obama and Hillary?

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 02:26 PM (djCea)

312 Please see comment 223

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 02:26 PM (ymnmz)

313 The Marlboro Man thing always cracks me up. I mean great branding but... cowboys rolled their own, and until pretty lat int he old west, smoked cigars, not little cigarettes. That was a pretty Mexican/Spanish thing, not a cowpoke thing. They thought those little Cigarellos were for dudes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (39g3+)

314 Trump up

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (fceHP)

315 Trump up at NRA.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (0OmEj)

316 unfettered power

Mueller has more of a fetid power.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (yoatC)

317 >>301 It sucks to have to acknowledge that this whole thing is just a warning shot against any private citizen non-politicianPosted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (+tCTG)

Republic > Deep State > Kemalism > Republic > Deep State > Dar Al Islam.

Zod will perish before the um'ma is finally realized.

Posted by: Zod is Love at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)

318 How can 2005 crimes be said to have "arisen" out of the 2017-2018 investigation?

"I'm not saying it was aliens, but..."
--Giorgio Tsoukalos

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (39g3+)

319 304

.........

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 02:24 PM (vU4+z)


I honestly think it might be cracking up, professor... I just don't see the people having a lot of common cause, and underlying other details, many people are too willing to trade security for freedom.

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (zSVEm)

320 293 Sobranie. I wonder if they still make 'em.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (fA1SL)

I know of them because they were the brand smoked by a character in the John Bellairs books.

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (7HtZB)

321 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?


Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)

Cock.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (wYseH)

-----

Yeah.... Im thinking he not particular about the last fag he puts in his mouth...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (8XRCm)

322 Remember Abbas blaming the Jews for the Holocaust a few days ago? Well, this isn't as bad as that.?

A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."

Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

323 294
>>This is a BFD. The judge presiding over the Flynn case keeps
intimating he's prone to set aside that plea and indictment, too. Judge
Kimba Woods may be checking on her housekeeper's immigration status now
for all I now.







Also interesting that Trump tweeted about Andy McCarthy, and
McCarthy's NRO column today is also about the unchecked power of Mueller
and his investigation.



The approach seems to be: we question the entire premise of what/how you've been investigating.



Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (W+vEI)



Waahhhh? How dare you!

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (ymnmz)

324 154 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)


Virginia Slim

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (hLRSq)

325 320. I'm amazed they still make 'em.

Bless the saints - I been thinking of taking up smoking again. This clinches it!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (fA1SL)

326 295 Does Michael Flynn have a gofundme page?
___________

He had one on there, but it was closed.

He now has his own "Michael Flynn Legal Defense Fund" that you can find by searching that title.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (fqUgw)

327 freedom for security...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (zSVEm)

328 >>How can 2005 crimes be said to have "arisen" out of the 2017-2018 investigation?

How can a crime committed in 2005 be prosecuted. I've been told here numerous times that Hillary can't be prosecuted because the statute of limitations on crimes she committed as late as 3 years ago have expired.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (/tuJf)

329 I'm glad I wasn't the only one that saw Dreben and thought Frank Dreben.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (39g3+)

330 316
unfettered power



Mueller has more of a fetid power.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (yoatC)


A kinda stank?

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (ymnmz)

331

Wow Ted Cruz gets a standing ovation.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (fceHP)

332 Fish sex? What about fish sticks or is that patriarchal oppression?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (Dj5/i)

333 Yeah.... Im thinking he not particular about the last fag he puts in his mouth...

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (8XRCm)


LOL.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2018 02:30 PM (yoatC)

334 PDT recognized Diamond adn Silk!

lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:30 PM (8iiMU)

335 Sanity in a judge. Rule of law. *heart swells*

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 02:24 PM (vU4+z)


Except ... once again ... we're standing around thanking the Judiciary for showing some Self-Restraint.

Because no other restraints seem to be upon the Judiciary.

The Three Branches are no longer equal. Too much deference is given to the Judiciary.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:30 PM (fiGNd)

336 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)

Virginia Slims.
Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:20 PM (953wK)


Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:01 PM (fISt7)


Virginia Slim
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 02:29 PM (hLRSq)


Only 28 minutes apart.

Need to work harder on the AoS Hivemind Effect.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:30 PM (953wK)

337 245 I hope Ellis has a trapdoor leading to a pit of alligators installed before Mueller's 'crack' team appears again. Posted by: Anna Puma at May 04, 2018 02:16 PM (Dj5/i)

A wittle two wa weft, a wittle more.....

Posted by: Puppet Kim at May 04, 2018 02:31 PM (suO/a)

338

Trump gives nod to Dana Loesch and Diamond and Silk.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:31 PM (fceHP)

339 299 Sadly, I bet this is a little Kabuki legal theatre. He'll eventually decide Mueller has the authority to investigate and prosecute any crimes the Special Prosecutor became aware of during the Russian collusion investigation.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:23 PM (rBnYq)


Back in the early days of Mueller, when the lefties were fapping it over an impeachment by year's end, Manafort filed his lawsuit against Mueller, questioning the authority to investigate pre-campaign stuff. At the time, I thought, this is how you end Mueller, through the courts.

Then Trump came out and said, I trust Mueller to be fair.

Then Mueller came out and said, essentially no collusion, but imma indict these Russian facebook spammers over here, for which no American's colluded wittingly or unwittingly.

Then the HSPCI report comes out and viola, no Russian collusion.


Mueller's authority derives from the FBI's bogus Russian Collusion investigation, and any and all matters in the course of the same.

Russian collusion is foreclosed.

"Any and all matters" is in the process of being foreclosed.


Trust Trump.

Trust the plan.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 04, 2018 02:31 PM (Dp6qK)

340 If Manafort is guilty of tax evasion etc. I could care less about him, let him face his punishment like any of us would. But none of his BS had anything to do with the Trump campaign. The judge is correct that Meuller as everyone knows has way overstepped, trying to find anything.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:31 PM (3c1uO)

341 The FISA warrant to surveil this judge was probably issued about 4 hours ago.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 02:31 PM (UBzPO)

342 339. Yep. Trust the plan.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:31 PM (fA1SL)

343 "But he is a nebbishy White guy in his late 50s or early 60s."
----------------------------
If he's 60, he would have to have been pretty young when Reagan appointed him to such a big-shot bench.

Born in 1958. Appointed at latest in 1988.
At age 30?
Nope.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 02:32 PM (0jtPF)

344 A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."
Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)


"She had it coming to her, the slut, wearing that dress!"

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:32 PM (953wK)

345 Off Zombie Founding Father sock.

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 04, 2018 02:32 PM (Dp6qK)

346 "we will protect the second amendment. Your 2nd amendment rights are under siege, but they will never be under siege while I am your President."




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:32 PM (8iiMU)

347 "saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction.""

Stella, please don't make me hit you again!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM (EyPfd)

348 317 Zod will perish before the um'ma is finally realized.
Posted by: Zod is Love at May 04, 2018 02:27 PM (Bdeb0)

I still maintain that King Barry is the Mahdi.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM (UnA8+)

349

Big week for Trump. NRA 2nd Amendment, Religious Freedom. Foreign policy. Jobs. Economy.

wowza

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM (fceHP)

350 A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."

"Look at what you made me do, Tina!"
--Ike, making a fist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)

351
Would you settle for a good old fashion federal
prosecutor because Sessions assigned federal prosecutors to work in
tandem with both investigations and Uranium One months ago.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:25 PM (/tuJf)
================================
I would if he did something, which he hasn't. By comparison to Huber's passivity, Mueller is preparing to go to trial on Manafort and he's indicted any number of people (who are presumably cooperating). What has Huber done? Don't see anything. And, how has the McCabe referral not resulted in a prosecution or an apparent one?

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (rBnYq)

352 Mueller and the cabal being led off in handcuffs,
_____________________

They should have done that to the SOB after they found out about all the crimes he committed in the Whitey Bulger case. Mueller shouldn't have had a law license after all the illegal and unethical shit he pulled in Boston, let alone have been confirmed to head the FBI.
Posted by: TrivialPursue

He was compromised, so controllable. They will never let another Hoover get into the FBI front office.

Posted by: Jean at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (MS0+a)

353 A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."
Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)

"She had it coming to her, the slut, wearing that dress!"
Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:32 PM

I don't know how any parent that is conservative at all could send their kids to that re-education camp. Hey Dad, I got accepted to Berkley. Good for you, I'm not paying once cent then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (3c1uO)

354 A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."

Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:28 PM (+y/Ru)


The Heckler's Veto is right there in the Constitution. It's Amendment A, the one that came before The Bill of Rights was included.

Posted by: ThePrimordialOrderedPair at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (yoatC)

355 MAGA baby.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (0OmEj)

356 Trump has obviously "gotten to" this judge. This "Judge Ellis" if that is his real name, needs to censured, defrocked and pilloried in the court of public opinion. And I wanna punch this SOB in the face!!

And shit.


Posted by: Things Robert DeNiro would say at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (xqfqx)

357 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Dude, I don't even want to know.

https://bit.ly/2wcL2Qt

Posted by: Zuul at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (+y/Ru)

358 University of California, Berkeley Task Force:

"Czechoslovakia, Poland and France all had it coming. Hitler had no choice!"

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (953wK)

359 This judge is a trader and liar. We hate Trump and want a judge who is not a racist or a liar !!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (qM84C)

360 350
A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming
conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that
hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."




"Look at what you made me do, Tina!"

--Ike, making a fist

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:34 PM (39g3+)


Don't touch his ears. He has an earthing.

Posted by: Mary at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (ymnmz)

361 I still maintain that King Barry is the Mahdi.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM

Forever King!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (3c1uO)

362 C'mon, man is a nice way to say "You got to be shittin' me".

Posted by: Minuteman at May 04, 2018 02:36 PM (1X8kC)

363 361 I still maintain that King Barry is the Mahdi.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM

Forever King!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (3c1uO)

Every Disney Princess...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:36 PM (zSVEm)

364 "Look at what you made me do, Tina!"

--Ike, making a fist


It's just this damn war and that lying sonofabitch LBJ!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (3c1uO)

365 I guess the Reagan appointee feels compelled to distract people from the coming obstruction of justice charges that are bound to result from the Stormy Daniels payoff.

Posted by: Papa Smurf at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (Rjw9p)

366 I still maintain that King Barry is the Mahdi.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM (UnA8+)


How...uninspiring. This fey, weedy, mannequin is the great spiritual leader, descendant of the Prophet?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (hLRSq)

367

Trump: "Thank you Kanye, thank you." hehe

on the double percentage of black support in one week

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (fceHP)

368 Mueller sent his flunky Ellis. The judge might want to consider demanding Mueller show next time.

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (fISt7)

369 Every Disney Princess...
Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:36 PM

Abortion Princess!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (3c1uO)

370
PDT: "I went to 22% from 11% approval from blacks. Thank you, Kanye, thank you!"

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (8iiMU)

371 >>360 350 A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that
hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."

In response to this, a random U.S. college has been selected for complete destruction (spins bingo-ball basket).

The unlucky school is...North Dakota State University.

Posted by: Zod is Love at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (Bdeb0)

372 A University of California, Berkeley task force is blaming conservative students for destructive protests on campus, saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction."

-
What do you tell a campus conservative with two black eyes? Nothing, you already done told him twice!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (+y/Ru)

373 365. Why should Stormy facing charges and massive civil penalties be any of his concern?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (fA1SL)

374 This judge is a trader and liar. We hate Trump and want a judge who is not a racist or a liar !!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 04, 2018 02:35 PM (qM84C)


Hi Mary. Great to see you again. Thought you got lost at HotAir

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (fceHP)

375 " I still maintain that King Barry is the Mahdi.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM "

is that the dude what lives at the bottom of the well?

Could be why they call Barky a 'bottom'.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (EyPfd)

376 370
PDT: "I went to 22% from 11% approval from blacks. Thank you, Kanye, thank you!"

LOL
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (8iiMU)

Not the " people of color" drivel lefty stuff.....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (zSVEm)

377 TGE talking about this as we speak!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (fA1SL)

378 Time for the easiest game of "if you loved this movie, read this book" ever: If you loved "The Shape of Water," a movie about fish sex, you should definitely read The Pisces by Melissa Broder, a book about fish sex.

This makes no sense. A fish is flaccid. This makes much more sense:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bear_%28novel%29

Either that or this:

https://www.amazon.com/Why-Cucumbers-Are-Better-Than/dp/0871314835

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (/qEW2)

379 I guess the Reagan appointee feels compelled to distract people from the coming obstruction of justice charges that are bound to result from the Stormy Daniels payoff.

***********************

Keep fucking that chicken with that dildo of yours, dipshit.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (+dsLj)

380 >>I would if he did something, which he hasn't.

You literally have no idea what he's doing. None of us do. This is how prosecutors are supposed to do their jobs not the clown show that Mueller is running which is breathlessly reported on by the media which not coincidentally in now crumbling.

Most people including most here had not idea there was even a IG doing a very large and active investigation until the text messages hit and many people at the DOJ and FBI mysteriously started losing their jobs.

Why do you think McCabe allowed his lawyer to run a $500k GoFundMe campaign? Why Comey write a book that is getting universally panned? They seem to think they are in legal jeopardy.

We'll know soon enough whether or not anything was being done.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (/tuJf)

381 Trump is on topic for this thread! Right now!

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (953wK)

382 Off Zombie Founding Father sock.
Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 04, 2018 02:32 PM (Dp6qK)

-------

Missed it by, >___________________________< that much

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (8XRCm)

383

hehe, Manafort worked for McCain

then to "fake news CNN..."

love it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (fceHP)

384 "According to the indictment. "In order to hide Ukraine payments from United States authorities, from
approximately 2006 through at least 2016, Manafort and Gates laundered
the money through scores of United States and foreign corporations,
partnerships and bank accounts."


In an August 2017 memo, Rosenstein gave Mueller authority to investigate Manafort for "crimes arising out of payments he received from the Ukrainian government before and during the tenure of President Viktor Yanukovych." Yanukovych was President from 2010 to 2014.


What the judge is trying to get at is the redacted portion of the Aug. 2nd memo and by so doing give a heads up to whoever is being investigated and that is why it is being resisted. By the time the memo was released (April 201 Manafort already knew he was being investigated so his investigation did not need to be redacted.

What if the other people being investigated are the other partners of Manafort in these deals, the Podestas, would giving them a heads up be in the interest of the public or more in the interest of the Democrats?

Posted by: geoffb at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (zOpu5)

385 Wow Trump is really on his game, LOL.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (+dsLj)

386

Holy crap, Trump reading about this post content.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (fceHP)

387 In response to this, a random U.S. college has been selected for complete destruction (spins bingo-ball basket).

The unlucky school is...North Dakota State University.
Posted by: Zod is Love at May 04, 2018 02:38 PM (Bdeb0)


Oh.

Darn.

Well . . . so be it.

*signed*
An SDSU Jackrabbit

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (953wK)

388 Trump goes up and raps Paid in Full by Eric B and Rakim.Would be yuge.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)

389 Yeah I do this just for practice, and to maintain a proper sense of doom.


"Just imagine if a Dem president had these economic numbers, and Trump's positions which are line with the public on key questions - amnesty, taxes, 2A, etc. - just imagine his approval ratings."



Posted by: rhomboid at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (QDnY+)

390 Talking about Ellis now!

lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (8iiMU)

391 you know it is sad that everyone feels compelled to note the president that appointed judges. points out how politicized the judiciary has become.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (MTjB1)

392

lol

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (fceHP)

393 This judge will be dealing with sexual harrasment claims in 3, 2, 1...

Posted by: ed gibbon at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (nWQ3b)

394 PDT: "Folks, we are fighting battles, but I love fighting battles."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (8iiMU)

395 365 I guess the Reagan appointee feels compelled to distract people from the coming obstruction of justice charges that are bound to result from the Stormy Daniels payoff.
Posted by: Papa Smurf at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (Rjw9p)


Ummm... No.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (VM6ev)

396 Love it... Trump is no W... not manageable... the Left has no clue on how to handle him....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (zSVEm)

397 The cherry on top of this week should be Stormy being formally charged with extortion.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:41 PM (EyPfd)

398 "Witch Hunt!"

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (djCea)

399 Trump: "But I love fighting these battles."

Posted by: OldDominionMom at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (GzDYP)

400 MAGA baby!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (0OmEj)

401 Mueller sent his flunky Ellis. The judge might want to consider demanding Mueller show next time.
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (fISt7)


In fact, it would probably be a good sign if the judge ordered Mueller to appear personally before him.

"Thank you, Mr. Mueller.

(turns to the waiting U.S. Marshals)

Take him away."

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (953wK)

402 Just imagine if a Dem president had these economic numbers, and Trump's positions which are line with the public on key questions - amnesty, taxes, 2A, etc. - just imagine his approval ratings.

That's just an indication of what value the "approval rating" stuff has. It might be accurate, but its heavily influenced by how media presents and hides information, and doesn't necessarily reflect voting tendencies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (39g3+)

403 You literally have no idea what he's doing. None of us do.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:39 PM (/tuJf)


Hold that bullshit right there.

For a group that has no idea what Sessions is doing ... and like you said - None Of Us Do - the constant drumbeat of Sessions is Sleeping is matched only by Sessions is Doing Secret Shit Like Batman.

So ... if nobody knows what Sessions is doing ... and as you say, None Of Us Do ...

... then Sessions is Sleeping is just a valid a damn comment as Sessions is Saving the World One Indictment At a Time.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (fiGNd)

404 PDT: "My polls are at 51% now. How does that happen when all I get is bad publicity? The American people know that the news is fake."

He's killing it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:42 PM (8iiMU)

405 Hang on a second everyone while I refresh my browser.


Can you believe what this Mary Cloggenstein from Brattleboro is saying.??? AMIRITE?!



Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (ymnmz)

406 Democrats need to re-examine the old saying about wrestling with pigs.


Trump seems to be enjoying himself.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (EyPfd)

407 What the judge is trying to get at is the redacted portion of the Aug. 2nd memo and by so doing give a heads up to whoever is being investigated and that is why it is being resisted. By the time the memo was released (April 201 Manafort already knew he was being investigated so his investigation did not need to be redacted.

What if the other people being investigated are the other partners of Manafort in these deals, the Podestas, would giving them a heads up be in the interest of the public or more in the interest of the Democrats?
Posted by: geoffb at May




no, the judge is not being political with his ruling that he has to have access, under seal, to the redacted parts of the memo. he is making the point that nothing in the unredacted documents presented so far gives you any authorization to do what you are doing to manafort.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (MTjB1)

408 Rudy is hitting him on the side of the head with a nerf bat, "come on, let everyone else run your mouth..."

Posted by: JEM at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (u7ERy)

409 403. Schroedinger's AG.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)

410 I liked Trump's tweet on obstruction of justice:

if there's no crime how can it be obstructed??

One wonders if he didn't learn some things from the mob about how to handle prosecutors.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (39g3+)

411

Trump knows how to get under the left's skin. He's stabby stabbing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (fceHP)

412 306!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (0OmEj)

413 397: I would love to see that fucking corncob lawyer of hers disbarred and hauled the fuck away. Sleazy pile of monkey shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (KP5rU)

414 Trump goes up and raps Paid in Full by Eric B and Rakim.Would be yuge.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)


Sings "The Impossible Dream."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (hLRSq)

415 http://bit.ly/2Ic0WQ2
=========
Stormy Daniels Goes After 'Ignorant Twat' Roseanne Barr
++++++
Psychological Projection again

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (y3aQB)

416 Terminate OBAMACARE!!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (0OmEj)

417 PDT: "My polls are at 51% now. How does that happen when all I get is bad publicity? The American people know that the news is fake."

-
Sore Thumb Stelter hardest hit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (+y/Ru)

418 409 403. Schroedinger's AG.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)


Now that right there is funny!! I would call threadwinner if I had the power....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (zSVEm)

419
PDT: "I went to 22% from 11% approval from blacks. Thank you, Kanye, thank you!"


Oh the lies,lies,lies

Posted by: Don Lemonparty at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (10vO4)

420 404 PDT: "My polls are at 51% now. How does that happen when all I get is bad publicity? The American people know that the news is fake."

He's killing it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt


"Ahhh! Trump is killing things! I am triggered!"

Posted by: SJW Language Gestapo: "Power Through Ignorance" is our motto at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (42M22)

421 "According to the indictment. "In order to hide Ukraine payments from United States authorities, from
approximately 2006 through at least 2016, Manafort and Gates laundered
the money through scores of United States and foreign corporations,
partnerships and bank accounts."


In an August 2017 memo, Rosenstein gave Mueller authority to investigate Manafort for "crimes arising out of payments he received from the Ukrainian government before and during the tenure of President Viktor Yanukovych." Yanukovych was President from 2010 to 2014.

. . .

Posted by: geoffb at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (zOpu5)


Um . . . Ukraine isn't Russia.

Not yet anyway.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (953wK)

422 328 >>

How can a crime committed in 2005 be prosecuted. I've been told here numerous times that Hillary can't be prosecuted because the statute of limitations on crimes she committed as late as 3 years ago have expired.
______________________

Different federal crimes have different statute of limitations periods. Most federal crimes have 5-year periods. Some crimes (e.g., major fraud against the U.S.) have 7-year periods, some (e.g., mail and wire fraud affecting financial institutions) have 10-year periods, and some (e.g., murder) don't have any (meaning they can be prosecuted no matter how much time has passed).

In the case of conspiracy, the statute of limitations doesn't begin to run until the date of the last act of the conspiracy. Also, there are a variety of things that can pause or extend the running of the statutes, so it can get complicated.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (fqUgw)

423 >>For a group that has no idea what Sessions is doing ... and like you said - None Of Us Do - the constant drumbeat of Sessions is Sleeping is matched only by Sessions is Doing Secret Shit Like Batman.


Easy sparky. We are talking about the actual investigation which is going run by a prosecutor, not Sessions.

It's actually quite simple to see what Sessions is doing. The DOJ has a website and everything that lists what he is doing.

You don't think anything is going on with the investigation and anything will come of it. You've been quite clear on that issue. We'll soon see if you are correct.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (/tuJf)

424 "One wonders if he didn't learn some things from the mob about how to handle prosecutors."

Who does Rudy work for?

Oh...that's right.

Trump.

And Rudy spent no small amount of time against the mob.

Maybe he took notes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (EyPfd)

425 NORKS!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (0OmEj)

426 You literally have no idea what he's doing.
========================

You speak prospectively, I speak retrospectively. He has done nada. This is politics, and public perception matters most of all. Huber has no public momentum. If he suddenly sprouts an indictment, say of Comey, Yates, and Rosenstein for FISA abuse, it will stun the public and be seen as a Trump-motivated political attack on Mueller's authority. Huber is operating (to the extant he is doing anything at all) in the dark. That may be appropriate for federal prosecutions, but is a stupid way to win a political fight. This is a political fight!

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (rBnYq)

427 if nobody knows what Sessions is doing ... and as you say, None Of Us Do ...

... then Sessions is Sleeping is just a valid a damn comment as Sessions is Saving the World One Indictment At a Time.


Yeah but the sleeping on doesn't make sense because he's you know, doing stuff. See, if h was comatose and never doing anything, then he wouldn't be active against MS 13, with deportations, and nailing thousands of child porn scumbags. He's clearly not sleeping no matter what he's doing about this particular case.

So while we don't know exactly what is going on, we do know he's not dead or in a coma. Which makes those constant statements.... idiotic, and not humorous at all.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (39g3+)

428 411




Trump knows how to get under the left's skin. He's stabby stabbing.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:44 PM (fceHP)

I'm like that course loose thread in your shoe that can't be gotten rid of.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (ymnmz)

429 Different federal crimes have different statute of limitations periods. Most federal crimes have 5-year periods. Some crimes (e.g., major fraud against the U.S.) have 7-year periods, some (e.g., mail and wire fraud affecting financial institutions) have 10-year periods, and some (e.g., murder) don't have any (meaning they can be prosecuted no matter how much time has passed).

----

So ..... whats the limit on "driving while Republican"??

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (8XRCm)

430 no, the judge is not being political with his ruling that he has to have access, under seal, to the redacted parts of the memo. he is making the point that nothing in the unredacted documents presented so far gives you any authorization to do what you are doing to manafort.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (MTjB1)


AND, the assertion of the Mueller people is that the redacted parts were irrelevant to Manafort's indictment.

Simple logic does not appear to be the forte of the Mueller witchhunt team.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (953wK)

431 Trump Loves this!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (0OmEj)

432 the lede under the cnn report was "reagan appointee attacks mueller team", not even referring to ellis as a judge.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (Pg+x7)

433 Stormy Daniels Goes After 'Ignorant Twat' Roseanne Barr
=====

Roseanne should have fun with that.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (nILVB)

434 PDT: "Don't talk! You might make him angry."


LMAO

"Who signs a deal when they are saying 'Death to America'??"


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (8iiMU)

435
I have nothing to add but a great big smile.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (r+sAi)

436 One wonders if he didn't learn some things from the mob about how to handle prosecutors."

Who does Rudy work for?

Oh...that's right.

Trump.

And Rudy spent no small amount of time against the mob.

Maybe he took notes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May




like Rudy lots, great mayor, but he is out of shape for this.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (MTjB1)

437 Rule number one: Never piss off the judge.

Everything else is rule number two.

Mueller's team is lucky I wasn't the judge because my response would have been okay I want to see the scope memos. Now. Right now. Okay, fine, I'll grant you a waiver on using your cell phone in court and you WILL call your office and you WILL have an intern run over here with a hard copy of every single solitary scope memo and every single solitary page of every memo and you WILL have it here in the next 30 minutes. If not? The bailiff will be leading all y'all to the holding cell for contempt and you will stay there five minutes for every minute the delivery is late.

If I discover that you have not given me everything? All y'all are going to be contempt and we'll have the contempt hearing when I good and feel like it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (dEQP3)

438 Trump is absolutely killing.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (djCea)

439 Not sure if true, but it strikes me that forces keep trying to shake loose the strong block of support that stays solid for Trump. It must be making them crazy that only is it not working, it is backfiring. But they will just keep doubling down on the same tactics & techniques believing they will eventually win.

It is sad they don't realize it will be a hollow victory, whatever win they are going for...bcz no idea what it looks like. I'm not even sure they do. They are being driven my unhinged rage and thought, and damaged ego.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (vU4+z)

440

lol, this is hilarious

Trump is in a real good mood.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (fceHP)

441 418
409 403. Schroedinger's AG.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 02:43 PM (fA1SL)





Now that right there is funny!! I would call threadwinner if I had the power....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (zSVEm)


Did someone call?

Posted by: Secret Unfetterd Powah at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (ymnmz)

442 "saying that hosting conservative speakers was "likely to incite a violent reaction.""

Stella, please don't make me hit you again!!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:33 PM (EyPfd)


========

They use this a lot as a silencing technique. "If you say homosexuality is immoral, you will be causing suicides". "If you criticize fat people, you'll cause them to get depressed and eat more". Of course, if you tried to use this tactic against a liberal that actually was inciting/brainwashing people, they'd be too savvy to fall for it. This is another area where we need to up our game.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (/qEW2)

443 433 Stormy Daniels Goes After 'Ignorant Twat' Roseanne Barr
=====

Roseanne should have fun with that.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (nILVB)

Yeah, Stormy... that was really a dumb move...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (zSVEm)

444 Stormy Daniels Goes After 'Ignorant Twat' Roseanne Barr

-
More yucks here.

https://bit.ly/2IcIA1b

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (+y/Ru)

445 AtC for the Supreme Court!

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (LiyEm)

446 Oh boy, some dopey lib just posted the following on Twitter.

"A judge -- any judge -- instantly loses all their credibility when they resort to yelling and name calling in court."


She is being appropriately mocked by Instapundit for obviously never having been in a courtroom.

Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (OD2ni)

447 Stormy and Roseanne meet in the octagon....I'd watch.

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (a0IVu)

448 Whats it gonna take to pit down this jug jawed c@cksucker and Rosenpussy? Suddenly will Sessions wake up and dons his Underdog cape?

Posted by: BluesFish at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (5iPef)

449 It's actually quite simple to see what Sessions is doing. The DOJ has a website and everything that lists what he is doing.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:45 PM (/tuJf)


No ... No ... No ... No ...

... It's not simple. It's not obvious. And people - believe it or not - just as fucking smart as you have different interpretations regarding Jeff Sessions actions.

And his actions have been - get this - ambiguous at best.

You had it right the first time, Jack. Nobody really does know what that fucker is up to.

A cat that, you said it yourself, is pretty secretive about his agenda. Nobody knows what he's doing.

None of Us Do. Your words Jack.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (fiGNd)

450 >>You speak prospectively, I speak retrospectively. He has done nada.

Once again, nobody knows what he has done.

Did you read McCabe's lawyer's statement after McCabe was fired. And he was fired.

He said that they were only given access to some of the information in the report and not on any evidence given in grand jury or other criminal matters.

Now why would he say that? What grand jury? What criminal matters?

There is an assumption among many that just because he isn't running a public prosecution like Mueller that nothing is happening. I'm not making that assumption and I'm going to wait to see what happens once the report is released.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (/tuJf)

451 AtC for the Supreme Court!
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (LiyEm)


or congress
we need fighters

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (fceHP)

452
"According to the indictment. "In order to hide Ukraine payments from United States authorities, from approximately 2006 through at least 2016, Manafort and Gates laundered the money through scores of United States and foreign corporations, partnerships and bank accounts."


So he's guilty of like a Clinton without a license

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (10vO4)

453 437
Rule number one: Never piss off the judge.



Everything else is rule number two.



Mueller's team is lucky I wasn't the judge because my response would
have been okay I want to see the scope memos. Now. Right now. Okay,
fine, I'll grant you a waiver on using your cell phone in court and you
WILL call your office and you WILL have an intern run over here with a
hard copy of every single solitary scope memo and every single solitary
page of every memo and you WILL have it here in the next 30 minutes. If
not? The bailiff will be leading all y'all to the holding cell for
contempt and you will stay there five minutes for every minute the
delivery is late.



If I discover that you have not given me everything? All y'all are
going to be contempt and we'll have the contempt hearing when I good and
feel like it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (dEQP3)


LOL

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (ymnmz)

454 like Rudy lots, great mayor, but he is out of shape for this.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (MTjB1)

Seems like it to me too. Not inspiring a lot of confidence currently.

It may be the pool of people willing to take on the deep state is small, and the old lions are the only ones willing.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (vU4+z)

455 the old addage about never starting an argument with someone that buys ink by the barrel, there has to be an analog about expired whores starting fights with comedians.

hell, stormy does not even have the high ground in the attractiveness fight.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (MTjB1)

456 "Stormy Daniels Goes After 'Ignorant Twat'

Wait. Is this one of her "performances"?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Marcus T, Calling the Nine Line for Liberals at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (ylDtb)

457 the lede under the cnn report was "reagan appointee attacks mueller team", not even referring to ellis as a judge.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM

I effing hate CNN with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (3c1uO)

458 Sanders/Stormy 2020
They Do Butt Stuff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

459 "hell, stormy does not even have the high ground in the attractiveness fight."

Ouch!!

That's gonna leave a mark.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (EyPfd)

460 Trump even goes *there* . . .

"We are going to have to ban immediately all vans and trucks!"

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (953wK)

461 457 the lede under the cnn report was "reagan appointee attacks mueller team", not even referring to ellis as a judge.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM

I effing hate CNN with the passion of a thousand burning suns.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (3c1uO)

If it weren't for airports, they'd have no game at all...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (zSVEm)

462 458
Sanders/Stormy 2020

They Do Butt Stuff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)
All the viagra in the world would not help Bernie

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (a0IVu)

463 And his actions have been - get this - ambiguous at best.

Make up your mind, is h doing nothing or doing ambiguous things? Is he utterly comatose or is he just not doing what you want him to, when you want him to?

Choose one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)

464 Man, there's a horrible echo in that NRA venue.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (Enq6K)

465 Russia has infiltrated our judiciary!


Posted by: NeverTrump HQ at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (MuTTO)

466 Oh boy, some dopey lib just posted the following on Twitter.

"A judge -- any judge -- instantly loses all their credibility when they resort to yelling and name calling in court."


She is being appropriately mocked by Instapundit for obviously never having been in a courtroom.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (OD2ni)


Bwahahahaha.

I've been in court very few times in my life, and even I know that is total BS.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (vU4+z)

467 While I was waiting at the dentist, a guy came out, obviously mentally slow, probably about 30 or so.

Of course, I have one of those faces where sad sacks want to talk to me. Anyway, he's talking about basketball, which I don't follow but I'm a nice person and I was humoring him.

As he was leaving he said, "Now America and China are at war thanks to that Donald Trump!"

Of course, I didn't engage him on it other than, "Well, there's nothing anyone can do... blah blah blah."

So, where does a mentally deficient young man learn to hate Donald Trump? It kind of pisses me off.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (nILVB)

468 Man, there's a horrible echo in that NRA venue.
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (Enq6K)


It's the NRA Echo Chamber, don't cha know.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (953wK)

469 Trump at 51% mean this:

The Left owns the most potent artifact on Earth, known as the Gramsci/Alinsky Wand of Power, which when waved grants to user the ability to literally change reality to be whatever you want it to be.

They've been wielding the Gramsci/Alinsky Wand of Power for years now, and have gotten very accustomed to essentially having God-like powers.

But now, Trump has cast an evil Teflon Spell of No Fucks to Give, and suddenly the Gramsci/Alinsky Wand of Power no longer works!

The Left is standing there shaking the wand like a dysfunctional flashlight, going, "C'mon, work already! Anybody know how to fix this thing?"

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (42M22)

470 365
I guess the Reagan appointee feels compelled to distract people from the
coming obstruction of justice charges that are bound to result from the
Stormy Daniels payoff.
Posted by: Papa Smurf at May 04, 2018 02:37 PM (Rjw9p)

That could be a completely serious post or 100% snark. That I can't tell any more is how ridiculous all of this has become.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (UBzPO)

471 Oh boy, some dopey lib just posted the following on Twitter.

"A judge -- any judge -- instantly loses all their credibility when they resort to yelling and name calling in court."


She is being appropriately mocked by Instapundit for obviously never having been in a courtroom.
Posted by: Benji Carver at May 04, 2018 02:49 PM (OD2ni)



I was gonna say.

A couple of years ago I actually saw a judge handling domestic cases take off her earrings when a guy told her in open court "I don't gotta pay that bitch, I don't care what you say." Everyone else in the courtroom, including me, tried to make themselves invisible when she started yelling. Needless to say, Mr. Cockypants discovered right quick that, lookie there, the judge can have the guy standing over there come and physically haul me out of the courtroom and off to jail.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (dEQP3)

472 Just as an aside, King Putt was said to be droning people all the time. You don't hear that nowadays.

opsec?

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (fISt7)

473 me too. Not inspiring a lot of confidence currently.

It may be the pool of people willing to take on the deep state is small, and the old lions are the only ones willing.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel



thought Rudy was being brought on as the old lion, to do a deal with mueller, persuade him to be reasonable, honorable, whatever. right out of the gate he gets on television and starts yapping.

who knows, maybe the $130,000 comment was part of some limited hang out strategy that they could blame on old Rudy?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (MTjB1)

474 >>None of Us Do. Your words Jack.

Correct. We all arrive at our conclusions after reviewing all the available information including hearings, court documents, letters, firings and unexplained happenings and come to positions.

Yours is that nothing has happened, is happening or will happen. Mine is different.

We will see soon enough.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (/tuJf)

475 like Rudy lots, great mayor, but he is out of shape for this.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:47 PM (MTjB1)

And right on cue, CNN headline," America's Mayor No More."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (7uYFy)

476 I effing hate CNN with the passion of a thousand burning suns.

Eh. They're so pathetic and obvious, I can't feel anything but pity.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (39g3+)

477 Saturday night fights, double feature. In fight number one. April Ryan and Sarah Huckabe Sanders! Fight number 2 of the evening. Stormy Daniels and Rosanne Barr!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (3c1uO)

478 Over/under on Stormy's fight?

So to speak.

Posted by: Marcus T, Calling the Nine Line for Liberals at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (ylDtb)

479 "Stormy Daniels Goes After 'Ignorant Twat'

-
It's simple common courtesy to let the ignorant twats go first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (+y/Ru)

480 388
Trump goes up and raps Paid in Full by Eric B and Rakim.Would be yuge.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)

Nope, "Jesus Walks" by Kanye West.

I'd pay to see him do that.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (UBzPO)

481 More important: Was Reagan really a Russian agent. Look how he went to Moscow! Did he appoint this judge after he went to Moscow? Hmm?

Posted by: NeverTrump HQ at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (MuTTO)

482 468 Man, there's a horrible echo in that NRA venue.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (Enq6K)

It's the NRA Echo Chamber, don't cha know.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (953wK)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (Enq6K)

483 I never hit the CNN link. Ever.

Posted by: Marcus T, Calling the Nine Line for Liberals at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (ylDtb)

484 "Special Counsel" sounds so much more...genteel...than "Secret Police."

Posted by: Jeffersonian at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (yX3gx)

485 who knows, maybe the $130,000 comment was part of some limited hang out strategy that they could blame on old Rudy?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 02:54 PM (MTjB1)

Maybe it was. To get out in front of something they may have found in Cohen docs.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (7uYFy)

486 Once again, nobody knows what he has done.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (/tuJf)


Horse. Shit.

Which is it Jack ? Are you the guy that has inferred Jeff Sessions entire playbook ? You just posted to me that it was obvious.

Or are you the guy that really doesn't know what the fuck Sessions is up to at all ... when faced with an Inconvenient Question ?

Which is it ? You are, after all, the self-professed Cat That Knows All Things Jeff Sessions. Even just stated it was obvious.

So which is it ?

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (fiGNd)

487 It's all falling apart.

Time Magazine ran an article about how they've noticed Golly Gee Whiz There Really Is Something That Stinks Going On Over At The FBI.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (4ErVI)

488 469
Trump at 51% mean this:



The Left owns the most potent artifact on Earth, known as the
Gramsci/Alinsky Wand of Power, which when waved grants to user the
ability to literally change reality to be whatever you want it to be.



They've been wielding the Gramsci/Alinsky Wand of Power for years
now, and have gotten very accustomed to essentially having God-like
powers.



But now, Trump has cast an evil Teflon Spell of No Fucks to Give,
and suddenly the Gramsci/Alinsky Wand of Power no longer works!



The Left is standing there shaking the wand like a dysfunctional
flashlight, going, "C'mon, work already! Anybody know how to fix this
thing?"

Posted by: zombie at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (42M22)


The Dude rolled a 20 plus 4 on his resistance to magic when he was born.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)

489 'Just as an aside, King Putt was said to be droning people all the time. You don't hear that nowadays.
'

Bullshit.

Have you heard Barky speaking lately.

Trust me.

He drones.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (EyPfd)

490 Saturday night fights, double feature. In fight number one. April Ryan and Sarah Huckabe Sanders! Fight number 2 of the evening. Stormy Daniels and Rosanne Barr!

-
Where's Celebrity Deathmatch now that we need it?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (+y/Ru)

491 Paid in Full by Eric B and Rakim.Would be yuge.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:40 PM (LiyEm)
---
Tupac pretty much lifted that beat for Hit 'Em Up, and while I like both, I think that one's more appropriate for this situation...

"First off, fuck you bitch, and the clique you claim. West Side when we ride, come equipped with game!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (AzW6q)

492 At least this matter makes it abundantly clear that the judiciary has been hopelessly corrupted by partisan appointees.

Posted by: Papa Smurf at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (Qb4mU)

493 487
It's all falling apart.



Time Magazine ran an article about how they've noticed Golly Gee
Whiz There Really Is Something That Stinks Going On Over At The FBI.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (4ErVI)


Hey Time, its pronounced Stank.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 04, 2018 02:57 PM (ymnmz)

494 As he was leaving he said, "Now America and China are at war thanks to that Donald Trump!"

Of course, I didn't engage him on it other than, "Well, there's nothing anyone can do... blah blah blah."

So, where does a mentally deficient young man learn to hate Donald Trump? It kind of pisses me off.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM

Why were you talking to a New York Times reporter?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 02:57 PM (3c1uO)

495 Once again, nobody knows what he has done.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 02:50 PM (/tuJf)

Horse. Shit.

Which is it Jack ? Are you the guy that has inferred Jeff Sessions entire playbook ? You just posted to me that it was obvious.

Or are you the guy that really doesn't know what the fuck Sessions is up to at all ... when faced with an Inconvenient Question ?

Which is it ? You are, after all, the self-professed Cat That Knows All Things Jeff Sessions. Even just stated it was obvious.

So which is it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (fiGNd)


Gentlemen, gentlemen.....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 02:57 PM (7uYFy)

496 DEFEND OUR BORDERS!!!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 02:57 PM (0OmEj)

497 Trump has cast an evil Teflon Spell of No Fucks to Give,

-
Trump has a Big Bag of No Fucks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:58 PM (+y/Ru)

498 I'mma let you get back to fightin' amongst yourselves but first....

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 02:58 PM (LiyEm)

499 Oh thank heavens the FBN feed fixed the reverb on Trump.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:58 PM (dEQP3)

500 So which is it ?
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (fiGNd)


Gentlemen, gentlemen.....
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 02:57 PM (7uYFy)


I second that.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:58 PM (fceHP)

501 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (dEQP3)

You are most correct. The judge I once worked for wasn't happy about someone parking in his spot. That was a fine.

And issuing a bench warrant for Mr. Mueller to be there and explain in detail why the Judge cannot know what the judge deems he ought to know? That can be done.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 02:58 PM (hLRSq)

502
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (dEQP3)







There's a reason she's Her Malevolence.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2018 02:58 PM (XWkhW)

503 PDT: "We are going to demand that the borders are closed with the coming CR. You'll see."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 02:59 PM (8iiMU)

504 The Dude rolled a 20 plus 4 on his resistance to magic when he was born.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)


It's not that, it's the Golden Scalpweasel Of Invulnerability. +20 to defend against all Gramsci-based attacks.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:59 PM (953wK)

505 He's on the top rope.......and he's got a chair!

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 04, 2018 02:59 PM (PvCxa)

506

Trump is now naming names.

Keep going maga.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 02:59 PM (fceHP)

507 he was leaving he said, "Now America and China are at war thanks to that Donald Trump!"

Of course, I didn't engage him on it other than, "Well, there's nothing anyone can do... blah blah blah."

So, where does a mentally deficient young man learn to hate Donald Trump? It kind of pisses me off.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM

Why were you talking to a New York Times reporter?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May




well, he said more or less the same thing when he came home and caught his neighbors raping his wife and daughters and had to call the cops. blah, blah, blah.

so now there are no more neighborhood barbecues, blah, blah, blah.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:00 PM (MTjB1)

508 458
Sanders/Stormy 2020

They Do Butt Stuff

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 04, 2018 02:51 PM (+y/Ru)

Rape and Mange?

Posted by: Zombie George Washington at May 04, 2018 03:00 PM (Dp6qK)

509 506. He'll shave Comey's head on tv before this is all over.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:00 PM (fA1SL)

510 Donny two scoops is Tearing it up.

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 03:00 PM (0OmEj)

511 Trump calling out individual Dems...

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 03:00 PM (djCea)

512 >>Which is it ? You are, after all, the self-professed Cat That Knows All Things Jeff Sessions. Even just stated it was obvious.

No I'm not. That would be you who is constantly telling us how everyone but you trust the government and only you can see the truth and are preparing for armageddon.

I state my opinion on issues. You are free to disagree which you always, incessantly, without end, do.

My opinion is that Sessions has been doing a shitload of stuff on things like illegals, gangs, fighting against judges who are trying to hamstring Trump, etc. He's obviously not doing anything on the Mueller investigation because he's recused.

Take a chill Scoog. I'm not interested in continuing your endless fight today.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (/tuJf)

513 PDT: (sarcastically) "We're getting some real beauties here. ... These are savage killers."


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (8iiMU)

514 504
The Dude rolled a 20 plus 4 on his resistance to magic when he was born.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 02:56 PM (ymnmz)



It's not that, it's the Golden Scalpweasel Of Invulnerability. +20 to defend against all Gramsci-based attacks.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 02:59 PM (953wK)

What do you have to roll to get one of those as a familiar?
I got a frigging rat.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (ymnmz)

515 467 While I was waiting at the dentist, a guy came out, obviously mentally slow, probably about 30 or so.

Of course, I have one of those faces where sad sacks want to talk to me. Anyway, he's talking about basketball, which I don't follow but I'm a nice person and I was humoring him.

As he was leaving he said, "Now America and China are at war thanks to that Donald Trump!"

--------

We are?

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (7HtZB)

516 The Dude rolled a 20 plus 4 on his resistance to magic when he was born.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May




sort of ashamed to admit that I know just enough to know that I do not really know what that means.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (MTjB1)

517 "PDT: "We are going to demand that the borders are closed with the coming CR. You'll see."

He should have rolled right into...Democrats want strong gun control?

Can't have strong gun control without strong border control first.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (EyPfd)

518 I haven't seen Soap since college but it made me laugh so hard I cried. I wonder if it holds up still? I do remember several really good bits from it, and they had some real talent in the cast.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)

Wouldn't be too hard to find out for yourself.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 02:10 PM (UnA8+)

If you only watch a few episodes, watch the ones where Colleen has a baby that's possessed by the devil. Robert Guillame is hilarious in those episodes!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (MX7xj)

519 Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!

Come to think of it, maybe she is "paying" her lawyer.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (oiNtH)

520 When the hell is the IG report coming out?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (3c1uO)

521 Oh, goody, goody. Are we going to have another cage match between Scoggy and JackStraw?!!

See you later but I may to tired to enjoy after the show after a wedding rehearsal..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (tpDAe)

522
Mueller's team is lucky I wasn't the judge because my response would
have been okay I want to see the scope memos. Now. Right now. Okay,
fine, I'll grant you a waiver on using your cell phone in court and you
WILL call your office and you WILL have an intern run over here with a
hard copy of every single solitary scope memo and every single solitary
page of every memo and you WILL have it here in the next 30 minutes. If
not? The bailiff will be leading all y'all to the holding cell for
contempt and you will stay there five minutes for every minute the
delivery is late.

If I discover that you have not given me everything? All y'all are
going to be contempt and we'll have the contempt hearing when I good and
feel like it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM



Said it before, gonna say it again:

Atc for AG

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (EzdLW)

523 Top Rope Donny Two Scoops

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (ymnmz)

524 PDT:"We believe violent criminal aliens need to be thrown out of our country immediately. .... and we believe any person that puts criminal aliens ahead of our citizens needs to be voted out."




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (8iiMU)

525 Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!

Come to think of it, maybe she is "paying" her lawyer.
Posted by: Cheri at May



did she really make that claim?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:03 PM (MTjB1)

526 sort of ashamed to admit that I know just enough to know that I do not really know what that means.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (MTjB1)


Coming soon: the Dungeons & Dragons Epic Game Moment Reminiscence Thread.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:03 PM (953wK)

527 519
Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!



Come to think of it, maybe she is "paying" her lawyer.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (oiNtH)


Eye roll

Posted by: Lisa Page at May 04, 2018 03:03 PM (ymnmz)

528 "Atc for AG"

She can't

Stature of limitations




* Yeh, I know. Dead man walking*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 04, 2018 03:03 PM (EyPfd)

529 Choose one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:52 PM (39g3+)


Easy.

I see no tangible results on a large scale. I see no discernible action from Sessions. Hence - he's doing nothing.

Now ... here's where you, and Jack, and deploraBot, and the rest of the Sessions Brigade start the lecture about "Well - if you would just pay attention to blah blah blah".

Well - the rest of us looked. Doesn't seem like much going on. "Nobody Knows What the Fuck Sessions Is Doing - We Can't See Much" seems like a reasonable explaination.

But ... no. We get treated, constantly, to the Standard Lecture from the Defenders of the Honor and Integrity of Jeff Sessions, the Legal Process, and All that is Right and Holy with the Judiciary.

That ... and a whole lot of "Be Patient". Hidden, as always, in mockery about "Pants Shitting" and "Don't Set Your Hair On Fire".

Seems to me ... Jack screwed up and said the most correct thing he's said in quite some time.

Nobody Knows what Sessions is doing. Even You Most High and Holy of Loyal Supporters.

And that, in and of itself, is a big damn problem.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (fiGNd)

530 When the hell is the IG report coming out?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (3c1uO)


Sarah Carter mentioned "weeks" yesterday. Sounds like still a month out, even though she keeps saying "soon". I don't think anyone knows.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (fceHP)

531 Wow. Trump is killing it talking about immigration

" My administration believes America cities should be safe haven for American citizens, not sanctuaries for illegal immigrants"

Posted by: Ripley at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (MxEKc)

532 Can't we all just get along?

Posted by: Rodney King at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (3c1uO)

533
sort of ashamed to admit that I know just enough to know that I do not really know what that means.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (MTjB1)






Nerd Trap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (XWkhW)

534 LIL Kim has a weekly D&D meetup. Makes a dad proud!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (0OmEj)

535 It's about fucking time someone in the judiciary applies the rule of law and shows some concern over the constitutional rights of the people being but through the meat grinder.

I almost forgot that we have judges too.

Not every judge is a Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Jwest at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (/roJx)

536 525

did she really make that claim?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:03 PM (MTjB1)

Someone could take one for the team, and do a search....

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (zSVEm)

537 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM

Thanks! I hope it's soon. I am so tired of all this crap.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:05 PM (3c1uO)

538 533


sort of ashamed to admit that I know just enough to know that I do not really know what that means.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:01 PM (MTjB1)













Nerd Trap.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (XWkhW)

14 or higher to avoid damage!

Posted by: Lisa Page at May 04, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

539 did she really make that claim?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:03 PM (MTjB1)

Someone could take one for the team, and do a search....
Posted by: kraken at May




lol. well, she is claiming she never did anal porn, not that she did not do it while providing escort services.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:05 PM (MTjB1)

540 sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:05 PM (ymnmz)

541 Needless to say, Mr. Cockypants discovered right
quick that, lookie there, the judge can have the guy standing over there
come and physically haul me out of the courtroom and off to jail.



Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM (dEQP3)

===========================
In situations like that, the problem people, in general, are not the ones doing the yapping. The problem people are the quiet ones, who slowly move their eyes and heads from left to right. And keep their hands close to the body.

Posted by: mrp at May 04, 2018 03:06 PM (Pqytn)

542

At least Rep. Eric Swalwell is honest about his authoritarianism.

The California Democrat writes in USA Today that it's not enough to ban so-called assault weapons. Reinstating the Assault Weapons Ban of 1994, Swalwell correctly points out, would leave "millions of assault weapons in our communities for decades to come."

It's time to institute a buyback program instead, he argues. And to "go after resisters" who refuse to sell their rifles back to Uncle Sam. But the arithmetic and the character of the country makes that proposal especially authoritarian.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

543
So, where does a mentally deficient young man learn to hate Donald Trump? It kind of pisses me off.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 02:53 PM



CNN-ABC-NBC-CBS-NPR-MSNBC-twitter-Facebook-Netflix-A whole bunch of cable networks-The Education System

etc, etc

And we have... what? Fox? The Washington Free Beacon? PJMedia?

Yippee!

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:06 PM (EzdLW)

544 Remember that Jersey chick who went all "DO you know who I am!?!" to the cops? Baltimore says "Hold My Beer"

Chair of Baltimore police oversight panel clashed with officer during traffic stop after consent decree hearing
https://tinyurl.com/yb9no6o2

Bonus! Body cam footage!

Posted by: astronaut achmed at May 04, 2018 03:06 PM (PUKsa)

545 Okay,so she never did anal porn.How many metric tons of baby batter did she have blasted in her face?

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:06 PM (LiyEm)

546 I see no tangible results on a large scale. I see no discernible action from Sessions. Hence - he's doing nothing.

Like I said, you don't see him doing what you want, when you want. So he's not SLEEPING obviously, he's not inactive or comatose, or missing in action. He's just not following your game plan.

Now maybe your game plan is better or should be followed. But this constant retarded drumbeat of snoozing sessions and how he's totally out of it is... imbecilic. And it wore out any fun it had like 8 months ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)

547 lol. well, she is claiming she never did anal porn, not that she did not do it while providing escort services.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:05 PM

Trump should come out and say "Fake news! I nailed her in the butt!"

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:07 PM (3c1uO)

548 did she really make that claim?

Posted by: yankeefifth

Yes in a twitter spat with Roseanne.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 03:07 PM (oiNtH)

549 *flamethrows VIA*

"No, one knows more about construction than I do."


I am so glad the Horde reminded everyone to watch FBN on the Night Of The Ascension Of The Golden Scalp Weasel. It's so much better to watch.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 03:08 PM (dEQP3)

550 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 02:48 PM (dEQP3)
===========================

Alex, you've pointed right at the basic issue with the Judge's action. I've seen judges say "Do this. Now. Right now." and mean it. Ellis gave Mueller two weeks, which can only mean he is giving Mueller plenty of time to object and he (the judge) can then reconsider. Maybe my cynicism is overtaking rational thought here, but I hope Judge Ellis was sincere in his entirely warranted comments to Mueller, and this wasn't just for show.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 03:08 PM (rBnYq)

551 Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down!

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 03:08 PM (fISt7)

552 Trump should come out and say "Fake news! I nailed her in the butt!"
Posted by: Minnfidel at May




lol



Trump: well, hell, look at her, I scholnged her harder than hillary. why do you think she is limping?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:08 PM (MTjB1)

553 The girls used to call me Glazed Donut.

Posted by: Strormy Daniels at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (vtcmf)

554
I haven't seen Soap since college but it made me laugh so hard I cried. I wonder if it holds up still? I do remember several really good bits from it, and they had some real talent in the cast.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 02:08 PM (39g3+)


I was a young man when it was on but remember thinking Katherine Helmond sure had a nice set of cans for an old lady

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (10vO4)

555 MAGA!!!!

Posted by: USNtakim prfoundly deplorable! at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (0OmEj)

556 And we have... what? Fox? The Washington Free Beacon? PJMedia?

****************

Don't forget that paragon of conservative virtue and and right leaning thought, Red State!

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (+dsLj)

557 Well I'm not going to research Stormy's acting career... that woman does Nothing for me... Oscar Wilde wrote " I can resist anything but Temptation".... she does not tempt me...

Posted by: kraken at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (zSVEm)

558 Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down!
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 03:08 PM

..Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down!











Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (3c1uO)

559 Nobody Knows what Sessions is doing. Even You Most High and Holy of Loyal Supporters.

What I don't get is that I've been saying that for almost a year now, and saying "this stuff cannot be done in a hurry" and somehow that makes me a loyal supporter???

I don't like Jeff Sessions, because he's stupid on the war on drugs and stupider on Civil Asset Forfeiture. I think he trusts the people he's working with and the system far more than he ought to.

But I just get tired of the "hurr hurr he's sleeping hurr hurr snoozin' Sessions derpty derp" crap.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (39g3+)

560 You speak prospectively, I speak retrospectively. He has done nada. This is politics, and public perception matters most of all. Huber has no public momentum. If he suddenly sprouts an indictment, say of Comey, Yates, and Rosenstein for FISA abuse, it will stun the public and be seen as a Trump-motivated political attack on Mueller's authority. Huber is operating (to the extant he is doing anything at all) in the dark. That may be appropriate for federal prosecutions, but is a stupid way to win a political fight. This is a political fight!
Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 02:46 PM (rBnYq)

-----

This is my stand too. Essentially Sessions has ceded the field for a year and a half.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 03:09 PM (GNUon)

561 Well,a retard may see reports of "a trade war with China" and think that means real war.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (LiyEm)

562 >> Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!

--------------------------

I knew there was something I didn't like about her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (8O3HH)

563 446 Oh boy, some dopey lib just posted the following on Twitter.

"A judge -- any judge -- instantly loses all their credibility when they resort to yelling and name calling in court."
__________________________

That's a stupid comment. The judge loses credibility with whom? Some idiot reporter sitting in the galley who doesn't have the first clue what judges actually do?

Judges yell at lawyers all the time. Some yell more than others (and some lawyers deserve it more than others). But if you're a lawyer standing before a judge in his/her courtroom, you know who has the power in that relationship, and it ain't you. It doesn't matter one damn bit if you think the judge isn't "credible" or not; he/she still has the power.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (fqUgw)

564 I assume CNN et all have long ago cut away from Trump's comments, if they were every covering them to begin with.

Not gonna look.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (953wK)

565 @449

Regardless of what Sleeper Agent Insurance Policy is doing, the bottom line is this..

The IG report better drop and it better drop soon.

It better detail high crimes against all of these fuckers up to and including Barack Obama.

It better make recommendations for indictments and prosecutions.

And these indictments better rain down like a cleansing storm in the June time frame because anything past that and we are into Summer recess and full campaign mode for 2018.

And there is absolutely no way that Sessions, if Rosenstein lets him, and lets be real, Rosenstein runs the DOJ, is going to be bringing indictments during campaign season because Sessions stupid honor code will preclude him from interfering with an election.

And lets be real, does anyone believe for one nano second that all of the necessary people that need to be indicted, prosecuted and sent to FPMITAP?

Your talking about senior people and directors of the Obama administration, FBI, DOJ, DNI, CIA, State, etc. and also including Hillary and all of here people.

Not gonna happen.


This is all a multi-act production of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (ZJgU1)

566 es in a twitter spat with Roseanne.
Posted by: Cheri at May




LOL! That is funny! Thanks




he parents must be so proud there daughter is tweeting she never did anal porn.

really kind of makes you sad, her parents too. who wants some quitter kid who does everything half-assed?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (MTjB1)

567 Thought he was going on a tangent with the immigration stuff, but I like how he's tying it to gun rights.

The stabbing epidemics in places like London are not just happening because guns are outlawed, but because of mass immigration from ME and N Africa, with these immigrants following ISIS's call to knife jihad.

Very important to tie issues together like this, not let the Left keep them separate so as to hide the cognitive dissonance of their various issues.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (W+vEI)

568 To be honest,I have watched a fair amount of porn and never heard of Stormy Daniels before this thing with Trump became news.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (LiyEm)

569 I haven't seen Soap since college

How about a nice sponge bath? You're a little ripe, sailor.

Posted by: Strormy Daniels at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (vtcmf)

570 562
>> Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about
never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!



--------------------------



I knew there was something I didn't like about her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (8O3HH)

Which is that - that she pretends to be a pillar of virtue? Or that she says she doesn't do butt stuff?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (jxbfJ)

571

Rowdy Texans in the House!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (fceHP)

572 Now maybe your game plan is better or should be followed. But this constant retarded drumbeat of snoozing sessions and how he's totally out of it is... imbecilic. And it wore out any fun it had like 8 months ago.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:07 PM (39g3+)


Then we're even ... because this constant retarded faith in Sessions is also ... imbecilic.

See how I did that ? I can declare certain things "retarded" and "imbecilic" - as if I'm somehow the master of all final interpretations - just as well as you.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (fiGNd)

573 Someone could take one for the team, and do a search....

Posted by: kraken at May


Ummm.....she's a liar.

LMAO.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (8iiMU)

574 I don't know a lot of porn star names, being not a connoisseur, but I have to echo the person who said "how's she a star? I never hard of her until CNN started yelling it constantly."

I mean, I know, porn star has a different meaning than movie star, its a narrow set of particular fans so maybe she was big at some point and known? But... yeah not a name.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (39g3+)

575 562
>> Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about
never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!



--------------------------



I knew there was something I didn't like about her.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:10 PM (8O3HH)



Well at least I never banged Tom Arnold.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (ymnmz)

576 548 did she really make that claim?

Posted by: yankeefifth

Yes in a twitter spat with Roseanne.
Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 03:07 PM (oiNtH)
--------------------------------
The claim was swiftly refuted by many.
But I didn't (and won't) check out their links.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (0jtPF)

577 Keyshawn is gonna sue that judge.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (If3tB)

578 >>he parents must be so proud there daughter is
>> tweeting she never did anal porn.

Several years ago, maybe over 10, some pornette won an AVN award for "Best Anal Scene". She got up there and thanked her parents. I'm not making that up. It happened.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (8O3HH)

579 even my dad said "Y, you know what they say - if you are going to work in a whorehouse you may as well be the best whore. But don't go into finance." Should have listened to him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (MTjB1)

580
SC may have just about every document, record, conversation, and communication of the Trump campaign. Stunning. An entire presidential campaign's material and comms, in the hands of clearly unscrupulous, unprofessional, authoritarian-minded partisans.


This thing may not be over for years, in a practical sense.


---------

Copies in Democrats hands too, no doubt.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 03:12 PM (GNUon)

581

"Come and take it! Come and take it!"

Them's is fightin' words. ahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (fceHP)

582 558 Stormy goes down! Stormy goes down!
Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 03:08 PM

I see you have seen her oeuvre.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (hLRSq)

583 Then we're even ... because this constant retarded faith in Sessions is also ... imbecilic.

Well you go ahead and say that when you find someone who has "constant faith" in him.

Until then... have a nice day.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (39g3+)

584 578 Perhaps dad got her started with some help from mom.....

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (LiyEm)

585 > Ole Stormy is hilarious to act so righteously indignant about never having done anal porn. She is a pillar of virtue!!!
___________________

Professional whore, admitted adultress, serial liar, noted blackmailer/extortionist draws the line at anal porn! Film at 11:00.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (fqUgw)

586 581




"Come and take it! Come and take it!"



Them's is fightin' words. ahaha

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (fceHP)


Molon labe, baby.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:14 PM (8iiMU)

587 The claim was swiftly refuted by many.
But I didn't (and won't) check out their links.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May




even more lol!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:14 PM (MTjB1)

588 Just arrived at the Hilton in Bristol CT for Duty tomorrow and passed ESPN..I never put the 2 together. I'd go over and pee on the gate but then the Headline would be Navy Commander arrested.....

PDT hitting it out of the park

Good for this Judge

Fuck mueller

Go Yankees

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:14 PM (JKP/A)

589 Rosenstein has big exposure here. He included weasel words in his first Mueller mandate. And then issued a secret second mandate to cover Muellers excesses under the first

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 04, 2018 03:14 PM (n+6mJ)

590

Oh goodie. Boy George Shep up on Fox after Trump.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (fceHP)

591 Did something good happen with the china trade talks cause stock market is buzzing today.

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (a0IVu)

592 568
To be honest,I have watched a fair amount of porn and never heard of Stormy Daniels before this thing with Trump became news.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:11 PM (LiyEm)

Stormy is a she.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (UBzPO)

593
Professional whore, admitted adultress, serial liar, noted blackmailer/extortionist draws the line at anal porn! Film at 11:00.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 03:13 PM (fqUgw)


The line for anal porn forms at the rear

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (10vO4)

594 >> Which is that - that she pretends to be a pillar of virtue? Or that she says she doesn't do butt stuff?
----------------------

Both.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (8O3HH)

595 I never heard of Stormy Daniels before this either.

I don't watch a lot of porn , but when I do, I want to see beautiful women without big, huge, ugly, fake tits......

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (7uYFy)

596 he parents must be so proud there daughter is tweeting she never did anal porn.

======

Mommy? What's anal porn?

Posted by: Stormy's Daughter at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (nILVB)

597 588 I accidentally put on ESPN just in time to see Stephen A Smith attacking Trump...

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (LiyEm)

598 My G-D shep had to bring up the jfk assasisnation and Cruz? What a little fuck

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (JKP/A)

599 AAUGH!!!

I had it on FNC!

The Shep came on, ". . . the gun manufacturer lobbyist group the NRA . . ."

I knew there was a reason I never, ever watched FNC any more.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (953wK)

600 Several years ago, maybe over 10, some pornette won an AVN award for "Best Anal Scene". She got up there and thanked her parents. I'm not making that up. It happened.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May




very funny if she was just stupid. very sad if it is because her parents sexually abused her and shared her out for coke.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (MTjB1)

601 592 High-larious

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (LiyEm)

602 Shep! Is in high dudgeon.

Posted by: Hawkpilot at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (MIVQy)

603 Gah! Shep just described the NRA as "the powerful lobbyist for gun manufacturers."

He's not doing news, he's doing an opinion show.
*click*


Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

604 I accidentally put on ESPN just in time to see Stephen A Smith attacking Trump...
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (LiyEm)

Well if you promise to bail me out, I'll drink a lot of water and go over there

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (JKP/A)

605 I accidentally put on ESPN just in time to see Stephen A Smith attacking Trump...
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (LiyEm)

What did the Secret Service do then?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:17 PM (7uYFy)

606 had to switch to fox business. I can't stand that swish shep

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:17 PM (JKP/A)

607 I enjoy a good muzzle blast every now and then.

Posted by: Shemp! at May 04, 2018 03:17 PM (vtcmf)

608 I just googled the lyrics for Jesus Walks and imagined Trump rapping it... Mind. Blown.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 03:17 PM (UBzPO)

609 596 he parents must be so proud there daughter is tweeting she never did anal porn.

======

Mommy? What's anal porn?

Posted by: Stormy's Daughter at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (nILVB)


An extra $10K/scene.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:17 PM (Dp6qK)

610 What is the largest firearm Shep could safely insert into his ass?

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (LiyEm)

611 had to switch to fox business. I can't stand that swish shep
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:17 PM (JKP/A)


Me, too. Apparently Buffettpalooza is going on in Omaha or something.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (953wK)

612 Rosenstein has big exposure here. He included weasel words in his first Mueller mandate. And then issued a secret second mandate to cover Muellers excesses under the first
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 04, 2018 03:14 PM (n+6mJ)

He's the one that needs to be fired. Trump tweet I'd like to see...

Rod Rosenstein works at my pleasure. The People's House has asked for information. IF it is not presented to them in the morning, I expect Mr Rosenstein to be packing his bags. Same for the next guy in line.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (If3tB)

613 She got up there and thanked her parents. I'm not making that up. It happened.
======

Remember Mattress Girl, Emma Sulkowicz? She made that homemade rape porn to "tell her story."

Her own mother was pushing the video on Twitter.

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (nILVB)

614 I knew there was a reason I never, ever watched FNC any more.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (953wK)

When I don't get my news here at Moron Central, I watch Fox Business. Slightly better.
Slightly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (8iiMU)

615 Well if you promise to bail me out, I'll drink a lot of water and go over there
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (JKP/A)

**starts GoFundMe page**

If you hit Stephen A. Smith, I'll personally change the oil in your car.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (MX7xj)

616 603 Gah! Shep just described the NRA as "the powerful lobbyist for gun manufacturers."

He's not doing news, he's doing an opinion show.
*click*

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 03:16 PM (W+vEI)

Yeah, that's straight up lefty talking points, there.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (Dp6qK)

617 He's the one that needs to be fired. Trump tweet I'd like to see...

Rod Rosenstein works at my pleasure. The People's House has asked for information. IF it is not presented to them in the morning, I expect Mr Rosenstein to be packing his bags. Same for the next guy in line.
Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (If3tB)

sessions is responisible for all of this.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (JKP/A)

618 Charles Payne at 3pm PST is great on FBN, followed by Lou.

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (a0IVu)

619 I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

620 Mommy? What's anal porn?

Posted by: Stormy's Daughter at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (nILVB)


An extra $10K/scene.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner




some pornette was being interviewed somewhere a while ago and she was upset that the days of the $5,000 scene are long gone. Thanks internets porn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (MTjB1)

621 he parents must be so proud there daughter is tweeting she never did anal porn.

======

Mommy? What's anal porn?
Posted by: Stormy's Daughter


It's what buys you a BMW.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (dhqL5)

622 Me, too. Apparently Buffettpalooza is going on in Omaha or something.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (953wK)

I had to turn off FBN. Liz Claman would blow Buffett on camera if they'd let her.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (Enq6K)

623 sessions is responisible for all of this.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (JKP/A)

Why does PDT keep him around?

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (If3tB)

624 who are the sick freaks that pay for porn anyway?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (MTjB1)

625 Will King Zero ask for a Kool or a Lucky Strike before his beheading?

Posted by: torabora


He will ask to blow Soros one last time.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (Kge8X)

626
I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)


Shannon Bream

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (10vO4)

627 Charles Payne at 3pm PST is great on FBN, followed by Lou.
Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (a0IVu)



Lou is great. I thought he was going to disappear behind his grin on Election Night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (dEQP3)

628 610 What is the largest firearm Shep could safely insert into his ass?
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (LiyEm)

*proudly*
88mm Pak 43.

Posted by: Shep Smith at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (ycWCI)

629 Lou is great. I thought he was going to disappear behind his grin on Election Night.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (dEQP3)
He was so excited..I loved it.

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (a0IVu)

630 Coming in way late, but...
Somebody (the Judge) is coming to their senses in this shitstorm of a goatfuck?
He must not be Hawaiian.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (HgMAr)

631 I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)


Shannon Bream
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (10vO4)

Julie Banderas

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (7uYFy)

632 I had to turn off FBN. Liz Claman would blow Buffett on camera if they'd let her.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (Enq6K)

Yeah, there's a weird vibe with her and Buffet. She is always hanging out with him. Of course, I see a couple big reasons why he doesn't mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (8iiMU)

633 some pornette was being interviewed somewhere a while ago and she was upset that the days of the $5,000 scene are long gone. Thanks internets porn.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (MTjB1)

Yeah, I was just ball-parking it. Thank the enternet for lowering barriers to entry.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (Dp6qK)

634 Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (JKP/A)

I love how they are ticking off so many people. Please to continue with the stupid Mueller and Rosenstein*.


Sounds like a Vaudeville act.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (hLRSq)

635 >> I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Hot babes wearing short skits in the Leg Chair. That's the formula for getting my eyeballs on the screen.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (8O3HH)

636 ace must be prepping a movie review for his next post.

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (a0IVu)

637
I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM


Shannon Bream
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM



You sir are a great American

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (EzdLW)

638 sessions is responisible for all of this.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (JKP/A)

Why does PDT keep him around?
Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (If3tB)


He finds the gentle snoring rather soothing.

(OR)

He's making good progress with that Utah grand jury.

Take your pick . . . either one and a dollar buys you a cheap cup of coffee.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (953wK)

639 Shannon Bream

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (10vO4)

Yum.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (8iiMU)

640 Mommy? What's anal porn?
Posted by: Stormy's Daughter
----------------------------
How old is the kid?
I mean, don't they teach these things in kindergarten now?

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (0jtPF)

641 628 610 What is the largest firearm Shep could safely insert into his ass?
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:18 PM (LiyEm)


Can I play this game ??

Posted by: HOWITZER at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (Ymy4N)

642 Homminah. . . homminah. . . homminah. . .

Posted by: Mueller's Prosecution Team at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (ATVNj)

643 My G-D shep had to bring up the jfk assasisnation and Cruz? What a little fuck
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:15 PM (JKP/A)


*click*

Going to watch a Shroud squad on PUBG. NRA speech put me in the mood.

If anyone knows what I'm talking about, are the guns in PUBG correctly described and attributed for their counters in real life? Recoil. Range. Stabilty, etc.

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (fceHP)

644 Shannon Bream
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic

Julie Banderas
Posted by: JoeF.

Men, you're clearly connected to the internet. If you wanna see pretty girls there's a lot of better choices, with no commercial breaks and no Shep.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (39g3+)

645 Anal Porn is my nickname at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Shep! at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (nILVB)

646 My administration believes America cities should be safe haven for American citizens, not sanctuaries for illegal immigrants"
Posted by: Ripley at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (MxEKc)

I hear Stephen Miller in that statement. Excellent.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (vU4+z)

647 >> I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.
---
I'm confused why anyone watches TV, especially TV 'news'.

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (djCea)

648 OT and probably willowed.
If someone sees Shep Smith, please punch him in his pussy.
The president just wrapped up his speech at the NRA convention and Smith called it a, "Gun manufacturers lobbying group".

Posted by: Winston at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (wgCUV)

649 Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 02:55 PM (fiGNd)
-------
He thinks he is a Badass
++++++
Scoggdog has it half right

Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (y3aQB)

650 Yeah, there's a weird vibe with her and Buffet. She is always hanging out with him. Of course, I see a couple big reasons why he doesn't mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:21 PM (8iiMU)

For the next month or so she'll begin every segment on her show with , "Well, Warren Buffett told me when I interviewed him...blah, blah, blah."

Annoying AF.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (Enq6K)

651 I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM


Shannon Bream
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM


You sir are a great American
Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (EzdLW)


Even Tucker Face can't get me to tune into FNC usually.

For that, there's YouTube. Until Google bans any clip from FNC, that is.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (953wK)

652 Is the tide starting to turn? I'm getting real tired of listening to how Mueller is the boss.

Last I heard, the only people that can discipline a President are Congress.

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (GST/g)

653 If anyone knows what I'm talking about, are the guns in PUBG correctly described and attributed for their counters in real life? Recoil. Range. Stabilty, etc.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (fceHP)


I've tried to watch my boy play ... a lot going on. They seem to be.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (fiGNd)

654 647
>> I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.
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I'm confused why anyone watches TV, especially TV 'news'.


Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (djCea)


This^^^^^^^^

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

655 If anyone knows what I'm talking about, are the guns in PUBG correctly described and attributed for their counters in real life? Recoil. Range. Stabilty, etc.

Thanks in advance.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (fceHP)

Dunno about PUBG, but DayZ seem to be fair to middling in representative of reality, at least relatively.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (Dp6qK)

656 Yeah, I was just ball-parking it. Thank the enternet for lowering barriers to entry.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner




well, not criticizing you, simply inserting a shocking piece of info into the thread.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:25 PM (MTjB1)

657 My administration believes America cities should be safe haven for American citizens, not sanctuaries for illegal immigrants"
Posted by: Ripley at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (MxEKc)

I hear Stephen Miller in that statement. Excellent.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (vU4+z)

So do I. Guy writes good tunes too....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:25 PM (7uYFy)

658 I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)

Because I can only watch Law and Order so many times. The Yankees are not always on
And the other choices are msnbc and cnn

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:25 PM (JKP/A)

659 The judge appeared disinterested, his shoulders slumped, his face down as he looked at the March 1954 Issue of Playboy Magazine, the first issue, that featured Marilyn Monroe. [1] When he unleashed a most uncommon expletive, "C'mon man, this evidence is wack".

Robert Meller, war hero, former director of the FBI, and all around perfect American male, said, "no sir, you are mistaken, this is a grave matter of National Security, one that may very well, shake the very foundations of power!" He continued, "sir, I would be enjoying another day at the Quantico Navy Marine Corps Golf Course, if it weren't for the dire concerns of my unjustly terminated colleague, St James of Integrity, now here I am, my lonely quest to save this beautiful nation".

The judge, a stodgy curmudgeon, was not convinced of the urgency. Meller, pulled himself to his full 6 feet and 4 inches, his Brooks Brother's suit, stretched taut over his older but still Marine Corps' trained frame. In his most authoritarian voice, he declared, "Sir, my Oath and training prevent me from losing my Nation under any circumstance, if I have to break the law in order to save it, so be it."

The judge, sheepishly put the pornography on the floor next to his chair, and in a quivering tone, implied "you are seeking unfettered power, and the American people don't take kindly to folks with unfettered power".

Now Meller knew the fight was joined, continuing like a drill instructor at Paris Island, "the Goddamned American people don't know what they need, we will give them exactly as they deserve." The battle line drawn.

Excerpt from Jake Tapper's upcoming novel, "Unfettered Power, Damn Skippy". 2019.

Any similarity to actual events or people is strictly circumstantial.

No animals were injured in this poorly drafted post.


[1]Wikipedia Playboy Magazine

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at May 04, 2018 03:25 PM (DxWUs)

660 really kind of makes you sad, her parents too. who wants some quitter kid who does everything half-assed?

Posted by: yankeefifth

I watched an interview with her father. His daughter cut off all communications with them years ago because they didn't like her choice of professions. Imagine that? He seemed very sincere and was also sad that his daughter won't talk to them. He said that he loves her very much even though they disagree with her lifestyle.

Posted by: Cheri at May 04, 2018 03:25 PM (oiNtH)

661 645
Anal Porn is my nickname at the bathhouse.

Posted by: Shep! at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (nILVB)

Let me be clear. As usual, I arrived late to the nickname distribution, and you got the one I wanted.

Posted by: Barky MuhBummer at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (8iiMU)

662 I am just surprised that I was anywhere near close to the economics of getting an anal-porn scene financed.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (Dp6qK)

663 ooh ohhh they have the YES Channel in this hotel

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (JKP/A)

664 Last I heard, the only people that can discipline a President are Congress.

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (GST/g)

Rush said Mueller is just doing the Dems work. After the Blue Wave, they'll have all the ammo they need for impeachment.

So they think.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (If3tB)

665 Dunno about PUBG, but DayZ seem to be fair to middling in representative of reality, at least relatively.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (Dp6qK)

Yeah, zombie apocalypse kind of throws a wrench in that one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (ycWCI)

666 "Lana Pron" would be a good name for a porn actress who does butt stuff....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (7uYFy)

667 Let me be clear. As usual, I arrived late to the nickname distribution, and you got the one I wanted.

Posted by: Barky MuhBummer at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (8iiMU)

Yep.

Figured Barky UptheButthole was socking Shep!

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM (If3tB)

668 Ace's time machine got stuck in 1,000,000 BC again, didn't it?

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM (953wK)

669 Last I heard, the only people that can discipline a President are Congress.

______________________________________

Not exactly.

Posted by: Judge Susan Webber Wright, Jones v. Clinton at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM (ATVNj)

670 Never saw Liz Claiman before. Stacked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM (AzW6q)

671 Rush said Mueller is just doing the Dems work. After the Blue Wave, they'll have all the ammo they need for impeachment.

So they think.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (If3tB)

I'm not buying this 'blue wave' crap. Based on what?!

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM (Enq6K)

672 Is this Robert Mueller's Joseph Welch moment?

Posted by: sinalco at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (yODqO)

673 I watched an interview with her father. His daughter cut off all communications with them years ago because they didn't like her choice of professions. Imagine that? He seemed very sincere and was also sad that his daughter won't talk to them. He said that he loves her very much even though they disagree with her lifestyle.
Posted by: Cheri at May




interesting.




well, could be worse. jenna jameson's dad runs her porn empire. she is a sometimes brutally funny seemingly conservative tweeter now that she is retired.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (MTjB1)

674 >> d she was upset that the days of the $5,000 scene are long gone. Thanks internets porn.

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The real money is in "escort services" and the strip joint circuit, now. Millionaires will pay big bucks ($10 - $20K) for the "girlfriend experience" one nigh with a well known porn star.

The top ones can pull $20K for one night at strip joint. Hell, Stormy came to Greenville right when she was starting this shit. They doubled the cover charge, and packed the house. She got a damn good cut out of that. But it's only the big names that can pull that can of money.

So, think of the actual porn scenes as just advertising for the other services.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (8O3HH)

675 666
"Lana Pron" would be a good name for a porn actress who does butt stuff....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (7uYFy)

Gilda Starfish?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (ymnmz)

676 Posted by: JoshBarroquette at May 04, 2018 03:23 PM (y3aQB)

New Nic ... same ol' agenda. Everybody Stay Calm. Trust the System. Patience.

So ... what's your Go To Line today ? Pants Shitters ? Or Hair On Fire ?

Plenty of folks get upset, when they're talking about upside-down things are getting, when I throw that reminder in that plenty of people here ... when push comes to shove ... would just as soon everybody shut up and not rock the boat.

Always nice to have a timely example. Thanks Josh.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (fiGNd)

677 >>I'm not buying this 'blue wave' crap. Based on what?!

I'm not buying the impeachment angle. No way are they going to get the necessary votes in the Senate no matter what happens in the House.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

678 When the hell is the IG report coming out?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:02 PM (3c1uO)

Sarah Carter mentioned "weeks" yesterday. Sounds like still a month out, even though she keeps saying "soon". I don't think anyone knows.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:04 PM (fceHP)

Yeah, I saw her on Hannity last night saying it would be "very, very soon!" only to say "a few weeks" when pressed by Hannity. I was like "WTF, woman! "Very, very soon should be the following week, not 'sometime next Month". Jeeze!

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (+Ty8m)

679 So, somebody who makes a living selling her lady parts and their various abuses is calling someone else an "ignorant twat."

How did she not burst into flames after that?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (7UW64)

680 Rush said Mueller is just doing the Dems work. After the Blue Wave, they'll have all the ammo they need for impeachment.

So they think.
Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (If3tB)

There's so much assumption in that plan. First , there has to be an actual "Blue Wave." Then they'll still have to peel off some Republicans. Then they'll still have to fight polls that will show that Americans don't want Trump impeached.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (7uYFy)

681 What is PUBG?


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (8iiMU)

682 I've tried to watch my boy play ... a lot going on. They seem to be.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (fiGNd)


thanks

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (fceHP)

683 Because I can only watch Law and Order so many times. The Yankees are not always on
And the other choices are msnbc and cnn


Man I hope your cable bill is tiny with that lineup of channels.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (39g3+)

684 681 Video game Player Unknown Battle Ground

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)

685
Anagram for Stormy Daniels = Moistly Snared.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (VM6ev)

686
663 ooh ohhh they have the YES Channel in this hotel

Posted by: Nevergiveup

In that case, wear rubber gloves when you handle the remote.

Posted by: Skeevie Guy At The Front Desk at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (ATVNj)

687 Because I can only watch Law and Order so many times. The Yankees are not always on
And the other choices are msnbc and cnn
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:25 PM (JKP/A)

Apple TV is your friend. Fits in a suitcase. As does an HDMI cable. Most hotel TV's have an accessible HDMI port.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (If3tB)

688 Gilda Starfish?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (ymnmz)

Hope Solo?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (7uYFy)

689 Chair of Baltimore police oversight panel clashed with officer during traffic stop after consent decree hearing
https://tinyurl.com/yb9no6o2

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What a dick.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (8XRCm)

690 So, somebody who makes a living selling her lady parts and their various abuses is calling someone else an "ignorant twat."

How did she not burst into flames after that?
Posted by: tcn in AK at May




her twat attended the school of hard knocks so it is very knowledgeable.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (MTjB1)

691 stormy is a bullshit artist. there's anal out there. maybe the dumb bish has no idea what it is. what a hosebag.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (KP5rU)

692 Firearms in video games are adjusted for game balance purposes.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (LiyEm)

693 Seems the boomerang launched by the marxists has made a 180 in it's just course correction. On deck? IG Horowitz report which I remain highly skeptical it will lead to indictments yet in and of itself. And we've barely scratched the surface of these high crimes. We will see as it's allegedly now scheduled this month after already 2 mos. of delays... maybe because he's finding so much more. I want to see ALL these DoJust-Us, Famous But Incompetent, Dept. of State, Clintonobama/DNC DoState Cowards and CUCKS suffer for what they've done. Let their doors be breached at 0400 by armed state thugs masked with sanctimony and false piety... Their families rousted. "Firings" and "demotions" will not suffice. I want them to suffer for what they've done to my Country. Yet half this idiotic electorate is so duped, dazed, confused, punch drunk, and doped up they haven' a clue this is the most sweeping conspiracy against a lawfully elected President - and make NO mistake those who elected him like ME.

Posted by: sixtygunnah at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (nBnOp)

694 Heh. The TV series Soap and a porn star. My 2 degrees of connection.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (woCRW)

695 well, could be worse. jenna jameson's dad runs her porn empire. she is a sometimes brutally funny seemingly conservative tweeter now that she is retired.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (MTjB1)

Nothing fulfills a proud daddy like seeing his daughter on the pole.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (7UW64)

696 Dunno about PUBG, but DayZ seem to be fair to middling in representative of reality, at least relatively.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (Dp6qK)


The amount of detail is amazing. Scopes, silencers, etc. Nice smoke and explosive nades too.

Armor really makes a difference, and all of that. I really need to download this game.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (fceHP)

697 Yeah, I saw her on Hannity last night saying it would be "very, very soon!" only to say "a few weeks" when pressed by Hannity. I was like "WTF, woman! "Very, very soon should be the following week, not 'sometime next Month". Jeeze!
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (+Ty8m)

#twoweeks

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (GNUon)

698 Nothing fulfills a proud daddy like seeing his daughter on the pole.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May


well, a pole or five.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (MTjB1)

699 Did Carter Page use gmail, google search or youtube? Presumably yes. Did this judge? Also presumably yes.
2 hops (Carter Page to Google to Judge) is in range of the FISA title 1 target.

So Mueller's team could have pulled every single email, call, text, and online activity of the judge. Surely they can find something to blackmail him into providing the ruling they want. Justice!

Posted by: Rather Not at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (oPogG)

700 Trump just gave a middlin' fair barn burner at the NRA...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (tGjfm)

701 There's so much assumption in that plan. First , there has to be an actual "Blue Wave." Then they'll still have to peel off some Republicans. Then they'll still have to fight polls that will show that Americans don't want Trump impeached.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (7uYFy)

What else they got? Trump's policies are WINNING.

They haven't touched policy for 17 months. They know they are LOSING.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (If3tB)

702 Because I can only watch Law and Order so many times. The Yankees are not always on
And the other choices are msnbc and cnn


See if you can find some Stormy Butt porn. It's like watching Shep. Only he screams louder.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (3c1uO)

703 698 Nothing fulfills a proud daddy like seeing his daughter on the pole.
Posted by: tcn in AK at May


well, a pole or five.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (MTjB1)


"Da!!!"

- - Lech Walesa

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (VM6ev)

704 670
Never saw Liz Claiman before. Stacked.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM (AzW6q)

You have never seen big-boobed Shep!-in-training Liz Claman before?
Every day, 3p-4p for the hyperventilating micro-attention to the vagaries of the market indexes, where she tries to attribute various news stories to said movements.

Yes, stacked.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (8iiMU)

705
I'm not buying this 'blue wave' crap. Based on what?!
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:27 PM



Agreed.

Here's a radical thought that might get lost amidst the hyperbole that careens around the interwebz: what if there's no wave of any kind in November? No "blue wave", no "red wave". What if we're left with the status quo, narrow margins for GOPe in both houses?

That is to say, what if what's been going on for the past 16 months, just continues? Not a happy thought, but a possibility. We'd all like some big break that really shakes things up politically, but what if it doesn't happen?

Just throwing it out there.

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:33 PM (EzdLW)

706 BTW, my friend was telling me the other day how he's noticing a lot of girls in Porn these days have HORRIBLE teeth. BAD! Like jagged and eroding away bad.

Is that true or is he just experiencing cognitive dissonance? (seeing one with nasty choppers and then hallucinating that they all have an issue with that?)

Posted by: Serious Cat at May 04, 2018 03:33 PM (+Ty8m)

707 you know the most shameful thing of the whole mueller abuse tour is that this place has not even been named once. how is it possible no one has been caught sharing links to this place?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:34 PM (MTjB1)

708 706 BTW, my friend was telling me the other day how he's noticing a lot of girls in Porn these days have HORRIBLE teeth. BAD! Like jagged and eroding away bad.

Is that true or is he just experiencing cognitive dissonance? (seeing one with nasty choppers and then hallucinating that they all have an issue with that?)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May 04, 2018 03:33 PM (+Ty8m)

Tell him to lay off the UK pron sites.

Posted by: josephistan at May 04, 2018 03:34 PM (7HtZB)

709 696 Dunno about PUBG, but DayZ seem to be fair to middling in representative of reality, at least relatively.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:24 PM (Dp6qK)

The amount of detail is amazing. Scopes, silencers, etc. Nice smoke and explosive nades too.

Armor really makes a difference, and all of that. I really need to download this game.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at May 04, 2018 03:31 PM (fceHP)

I don't play, I just watch a few youtubers/twitch streamers. Mindr and RunningmanZ are two. Some pretty funny stuff. Better than legacy TV.

Like I said, relatively speaking, the weapons seem pretty realistic, although accuracy seems a bit enhanced.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (Dp6qK)

710 Rush said Mueller is just doing the Dems work. After the Blue Wave, they'll have all the ammo they need for impeachment.

So they think.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (If3tB)


Shades of Hotspur and Glendower:

G: I can summon spirits from the vasty deep.
H: So can I, so can any man, but if summoned will they come?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (hLRSq)

711 Shannon Bream

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:20 PM (10vO4)

Yum.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:22 PM (8iiMU)

------

Shannon Bream is smoking.

Her husband is....... goofy looking. Lucky Bastard.

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (8XRCm)

712 Drivin' up the comment count here, boss!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

713 701
There's so much assumption in that plan. First , there has to be an
actual "Blue Wave." Then they'll still have to peel off some
Republicans. Then they'll still have to fight polls that will show that
Americans don't want Trump impeached.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:29 PM (7uYFy)



What else they got? Trump's policies are WINNING.



They haven't touched policy for 17 months. They know they are LOSING.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:32 PM (If3tB)


If Trump ends the Korean war, which is likely to punch Iran in the dick as a side benefit, I would say that he is mostly unimpeachable.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

714 Let their doors be breached at 0400 by armed state thugs masked with sanctimony and false piety... Their families rousted. ...
Posted by: sixtygunnah at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (nBnOp)

You forgot...

...houses lost, Bank accounts emptied by legal fees...

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (If3tB)

715 Is that true or is he just experiencing cognitive dissonance? (seeing one with nasty choppers and then hallucinating that they all have an issue with that?)
Posted by: Serious Cat at May




meth. never let your hoes get into meth because it ruins their teeth then no one wants them. if they have to do drugs go with crack and pot. higher class hoes get coke.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (MTjB1)

716 Nothing fulfills a proud daddy like seeing his daughter on the pole.

I think that would make me eat a bullet.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

717 677 Getting to vote for that impeachment is the only thing keeping John McCain alive and a Senator...

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (tGjfm)

718 Those porn chic teeth ?

Around here ... that's caused by Meth.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (fiGNd)

719 Here's a radical thought that might get lost amidst the hyperbole that careens around the interwebz: what if there's no wave of any kind in November? No "blue wave", no "red wave". What if we're left with the status quo, narrow margins for GOPe in both houses?

That is to say, what if what's been going on for the past 16 months, just continues? Not a happy thought, but a possibility. We'd all like some big break that really shakes things up politically, but what if it doesn't happen?

Just throwing it out there.
Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:33 PM (EzdLW)

Good point. But I would consider THAT a win for Trump--after all he's had to deal with.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (7uYFy)

720 Drivin' up the comment count here, boss!
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (fA1SL)

I gotta see the bush shaking.

Posted by: boss at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (If3tB)

721 Just saw a statement from Heather Nauert. Don't know what she said, sound was off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (3c1uO)

722 Pushing for 1000 because it looks like ace got into the Ewoknip and passed out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

723 I'm confused why anyone even watches Fox News.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:19 PM (39g3+)
.............

New show Benson and Harf (that's right, Marie Harf) debuts Monday on Fox.
You don't want to watch THAT? HA HA HA

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

724 ainsley in the AM is easy on the eyes...maybe a tad to religious for me, but I'd over look that

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (JKP/A)

725 I think that would make me eat a bullet.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May




well, if you were going to do that the responsible thing to do would be to shoot her first. no point in leaving her behind to suffer and you are going to hell anyway.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (MTjB1)

726
I'm not buying this 'blue wave' crap. Based on what?!
Posted by: Tami

I'm all in

Posted by: President Hilary at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (MS0+a)

727 Let their doors be breached at 0400 by armed state thugs masked with sanctimony and false piety... Their families rousted. ...

Posted by: sixtygunnah at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (nBnOp)


Ah ... Election Season in Wisconsin.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (fiGNd)

728 Pushing for 1000 because it looks like ace got into the Ewoknip and passed out.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (RD7QR)

Hope ace has a good weekend.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (If3tB)

729 Your honor, Mr. Manafort is guilty of the crime of working for the Trump campaign.

If you can't see that, well, here's a subpoena.

I am investigating you for obstruction of justice in the Manafort case.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (MnkFD)

730 If Trump ends the Korean war, which is likely to punch Iran in the dick as a side benefit, I would say that he is mostly unimpeachable.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (ymnmz)

At that point Trump would simply be "peachable."

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (7uYFy)

731 721 Just saw a statement from Heather Nauert. Don't know what she said, sound was off.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:36 PM (3c1uO)

Very nice assets.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (Dp6qK)

732 New show Benson and Harf (that's right, Marie Harf) debuts Monday on Fox.
You don't want to watch THAT? HA HA HA
Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

Fox Radio I think right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (JKP/A)

733 New show Benson and Harf (that's right, Marie Harf) debuts Monday on Fox.
You don't want to watch THAT? HA HA HA

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)


I think that's on Fox News radio...not TV.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (Enq6K)

734 bing images... Liz Claiman opens shirt...

Posted by: davidt at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (djCea)

735 This Stormy Daniels thing...I think it is turning people off. Historically, we don't go after Presidents for things done prior to office, so this looks like the usual double standard to people.

Trump, having been in the public eye so long, was a known quantity. No one likes it, but I can't imagine people are shocked by it. He has a lot of warts. People knew/know that.

Plus, we have real problems in this country, so wasting time on this crap is irritating people. The only ones who are feeling triumphant are the Resistance. They are missing that people do not like double standards or hypocrisy, and this is both those things. Especially after JFK and Clinton.

That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (vU4+z)

736 Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

737 IF this Judge sticks to his guns, it could very well be the end of mueller and his little dog B Arnold also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (JKP/A)

738 736. Seconding your observations over here, boss.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (fA1SL)

739 This Stormy Daniels thing...I think it is turning people off. Historically, we don't go after Presidents for things done prior to office, so this looks like the usual double standard to people.

Trump, having been in the public eye so long, was a known quantity. No one likes it, but I can't imagine people are shocked by it. He has a lot of warts. People knew/know that.

Plus, we have real problems in this country, so wasting time on this crap is irritating people. The only ones who are feeling triumphant are the Resistance. They are missing that people do not like double standards or hypocrisy, and this is both those things. Especially after JFK and Clinton.

That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May




yep. not like he used her for a humidor in the oval office.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (MTjB1)

740 I'm not buying this 'blue wave' crap. Based on what?!
Posted by: Tami

I'm all in
Posted by: President Hilary at May 04, 2018 03:37 PM (MS0+a)

I now loathe Hillary Clinton and her supporters more than I ever did. She really is a terrible, terrible person and anyone who still holds her up as something must be just as bad.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (7uYFy)

741 Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

Shaking it Boss

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (JKP/A)

742
My two fav Liz Clamin photogs.

SFW


http://tinyurl.com/yc5enp7d

http://tinyurl.com/y7qj2zl6

Youre welcome

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (8XRCm)

743 I want all my friends and supporters to know that my most recent newsletter includes the important listicle, "Ten Things Porn Actresses Can Do To Avoid Meth Mouth."

Please subscribe!

Posted by: Rainy Spaniels, busty syphilitic crack whore extraordinaire at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (DuAZ5)

744 735
This Stormy Daniels thing...I think it is turning people off.
Historically, we don't go after Presidents for things done prior to
office, so this looks like the usual double standard to people.



Trump, having been in the public eye so long, was a known quantity.
No one likes it, but I can't imagine people are shocked by it. He has a
lot of warts. People knew/know that.



Plus, we have real problems in this country, so wasting time on this
crap is irritating people. The only ones who are feeling triumphant
are the Resistance. They are missing that people do not like double
standards or hypocrisy, and this is both those things. Especially after
JFK and Clinton.



That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (vU4+z)


Coming on the heels of Hilary's server non inquiry, the double standard is pretty stark.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

745 Anagram for Stormy Daniels = Moistly Snared.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:30 PM (VM6ev)
.............

Candygram for Mongo = Mudflap Snailtracks

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 03:40 PM (HgMAr)

746 Rush said Mueller is just doing the Dems work. After the Blue Wave, they'll have all the ammo they need for impeachment.

So they think.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:26 PM (If3tB)


It is Trumpzilla! We must flee! - Democrat senators

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 03:41 PM (hLRSq)

747
That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.
Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May

You're not.

Posted by: 51% and rising.... at May 04, 2018 03:41 PM (7uYFy)

748 That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (vU4+z)

I think polls are showing that same sentiment. Most people don't giveashit about it.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:41 PM (Enq6K)

749 Trump, having been in the public eye so long, was a known quantity. No one likes it, but I can't imagine people are shocked by it. He has a lot of warts. People knew/know that.

I've come to the conclusion that people vote based on what happens to them at home and in their job, not in DC. If some politician did something naughty in the past, that's not going to move the meter. I mean, Bill Clinton got elected after being caught banging a model during the campaign. This is suppose to topple ol' two scoops?

People are feeling the tax breaks and jobs. They're seeing the world a bit safer and more stable after 8 years of world wide crazy. They're seeing a president dialing back the radical. That appeals to voters.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (39g3+)

750 736
Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

You might ask, Why am I not 50 eggs ahead??

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (djCea)

751 Martha McCallummmmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (3c1uO)

752 I want NSFW Liz Claiman pictures...

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

753 Most people don't giveashit about it.
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:41 PM (Enq6K)

We're back to the anal stuff again?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:43 PM (JKP/A)

754 740 I'm not buying this 'blue wave' crap. Based on what?!
Posted by: Tami"

--------well, you see, trump---who has an approval rating of about 51%---is sooooo unpopular, in the minds of the insane batshit leftwing DNC populated by open minded moderates like James Hodgkinson and that DC councilman who thinks the Jews control the weather...that Trump will drag down every race in 2018.

Even though, you know, most of the senate seats are up in reddish states.

you know, like most lefty delusions, it's delightfully well constructed and in contact with reality.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:43 PM (Kuhyt)

755 Nothing fulfills a proud daddy like seeing his daughter on the pole.

I think that would make me eat a bullet.
=======

No need to overreact to something like that.

Posted by: Laurence Fishburn at May 04, 2018 03:43 PM (nILVB)

756 That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (vU4+z)


My Go To Barometer on all that kind of shit is The JobSites I Work.

According to the people there, you are right.

The Clinton Impeachment had about the same feel, it just took too damn long and got too damn complicated. So people I worked with said "Fuck It".

Long-Winded Shit In DC just never seems to work. The longer it takes, the less anyone cares.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 04, 2018 03:43 PM (fiGNd)

757 The change in Luke after his mother dies and the warden makes him spend the night in the box.Great acting without saying a word.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:43 PM (LiyEm)

758 Fox Radio I think right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (JKP/A)
............

I checked, you're right. My bad.

Posted by: wth at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (HgMAr)

759 so far...this is going about as well as you'd expect.

1. so..uh...where's the evidence of collusion

"N/A"

2. uh, who are you Mr. Mueller, and why do you bring this man before me?

"I have powers from this paper you can't read"

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (Kuhyt)

760 Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.


I believe you are overlooking Caged Heat 1,2,and 3.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (QQ+il)

761
Martha McCallummmmmm

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (3c1uO)


It's hard to believe she is 54

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (10vO4)

762 Long-Winded Shit In DC just never seems to work. The longer it takes, the less anyone cares.
______________________________________

Exactly.

Posted by: The Vietnam War and the Iraq War at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (MnkFD)

763 This is similar to how the DNC lawsuit against russians is going to go.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (Kuhyt)

764 current cnn lede:

"source: trump legal team views giuliani's interview as 's*** show'"

wading into the gutter so you don't have to.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (Pg+x7)

765 Most people don't giveashit about it.
Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 03:41 PM (Enq6K)

We're back to the anal stuff again?
=======

If you douche well, you don't have any problems.

Posted by: Shep! at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (nILVB)

766 750
736

Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.



Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

You might ask, Why am I not 50 eggs ahead??


Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (djCea)

OK list of great Prison Movies.....Go....
Stir Crazy
The great Escape (Although it crosses a genre with war movie)

Papillion.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)

767
Trump, having been in the public eye so long, was a known quantity.
No one likes it, but I can't imagine people are shocked by it. He has a
lot of warts. People knew/know that.
...
That is just my "gut" feel about it. Also, my eyes just glaze over when I see stuff about it. I imagine I am not alone.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM



You're not alone. Something tells me David French is alone, though. Poor fella, couldn't resist scolding "evangelical Trump voters" the other day, and nothing changed for him.

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (EzdLW)

768 760. Documentary series are a different matter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (fA1SL)

769 It's hard to believe she is 54
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM

Srsly? WOW!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (3c1uO)

770 Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

That would be good list to rank.

Would One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest qualify? In no particular order.

Brubaker
An Innocent Man
Escape From Alcatraz
Shawshank Redemption

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (woCRW)

771 752
I want NSFW Liz Claiman pictures...

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (LiyEm)

I'd speculate Charlie Gagsparino and Warren Buffet have those....lol.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (8iiMU)

772 who is trump's legal team and what the hell do they expect?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (Kuhyt)

773 Stormy Daniels = my real sin dots

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (RD7QR)

774 It's hard to believe she is 54
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (10vO4)

Nah, we can believe it

Posted by: Fox News All Star Cosmeticians at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (7uYFy)

775 Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:44 PM (Kuhyt)

Who are you, the proud lord said, that I must bow so low......

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 04, 2018 03:46 PM (suO/a)

776 FFS, I'd rather have manafort's team.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:46 PM (Kuhyt)

777 I'm not buying the impeachment angle. No way are
they going to get the necessary votes in the Senate no matter what
happens in the House.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

I remember hearing the same thing about the bank bailouts and Obamacare.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 03:46 PM (UBzPO)

778 Your honor, Mr. Manafort is guilty of the crime of working for the Trump campaign.

If you can't see that, well, here's a subpoena.

I am investigating you for obstruction of justice in the Manafort case.

Posted by: Robert Mueller at May 04, 2018 03:38 PM (MnkFD)


Judge: You and your team will be conducting your investigation from a holding cell as you all are in contempt of court.


-

The difference between the Lord Almighty and a federal judge is the Lord Almighty does not believe He is a federal judge.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 04, 2018 03:46 PM (hLRSq)

779 Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)

Papillon is one of my favorites.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:46 PM (woCRW)

780
Cool Hand Luke greatest prison movie ever and one of the greatest movies ever,period.



Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:39 PM (LiyEm)

You might ask, Why am I not 50 eggs ahead??


Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2018 03:42 PM (djCea)

OK list of great Prison Movies.....Go....
Stir Crazy
The great Escape (Although it crosses a genre with war movie)

Papillion.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:45 PM



The Big Doll House

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (EzdLW)

781 no prison movie is the greatest movie ever made.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (MTjB1)

782 Could this Federal Judge be the one uncorruptable person left in the Justice System?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (JKP/A)

783 The Great Escape.

Posted by: HRC at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (djCea)

784 Also, what was trump supposed to be obstructing. The Flynn case? The russia thing was not a criminal case but a nat sec inquiry.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (Kuhyt)

785 766 Oldie I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

786 No blue wave? That's ok, I'll only be 78 or so when The Van hits the campaign trail in 2024. Actually, we just changed the sheets, so I'm starting now while I'm young and vigorous.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (gh7cp)

787 That would be good list to rank.

Would One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest qualify? In no particular order.

Brubaker
An Innocent Man
Escape From Alcatraz
Shawshank Redemption


They're not in prison but are escaped prisoners in O brother Where Art Thou? That one is a classic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (39g3+)

788 I'm going to suggest we push for 1000 as that usually causes a new post to occur.

Ace? Buddy? You're not putting shelves in the Barrel again, are you?

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (953wK)

789 The car wash scene in CHL is one of the sexiest scenes ever.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (woCRW)

790 Stormy Daniels = rim style dons

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (RD7QR)

791 I remember hearing the same thing about the bank bailouts and Obamacare.


Really? That 60 filibuster proof 60/40 Dem/Rep split was certainly worrisome at the time.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (QQ+il)

792 Oldie I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (LiyEm)

Actually that one is probably in the top 3 for sure...great movie

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (JKP/A)

793 Stir Crazy
Mean Machine

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (EzdLW)

794 Like I said, relatively speaking, the weapons seem pretty realistic, although accuracy seems a bit enhanced.
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:35 PM (Dp6qK)

Check out DrDisrespect. He's hilarious.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (UBzPO)

795 you gotta admire the ballz on Mueller.

1. uh, well...your honor we have no evidence and you can't read the piece of paper that let's me try to put this guy in jail.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (Kuhyt)

796
The Longest Yard

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (8XRCm)

797 Oldie I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang

#metoo!

Posted by: Sturmy Daniels at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (3c1uO)

798 The Longest Yard (the good one, not that Sandler POS)

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (xPJvm)

799 White Heat is partially a prison movie.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (LiyEm)

800 Could this Federal Judge be the one uncorruptable person left in the Justice System?


A nationwide injunction stopping the entire Mueller effort would be nice. Our own Hawaiian judge.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (QQ+il)

801 We're all waiting for the inevitable hilarity of the chief's explanation for his absence. Probably a combo of his Hewett-Pakker pc overheating, bursting into flames, compromising the structural integrity of the shelvz and causing a wall to collapse and bring down a corner of the ceiling and some sorta IF thing.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (fA1SL)

802 no prison movie is the greatest movie ever made.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (MTjB1)

Not to those who remember fapping to Sybil Danning in the 80s

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (7uYFy)

803 Me type slow

Posted by: Pug Mahon, No Longer Being Polite at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (xPJvm)

804 793
Stir Crazy

Mean Machine

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 03:48 PM (EzdLW)

The original Longest Yard might be Reynolds best movie.
I miss the old Burt.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (ymnmz)

805 you gotta admire the ballz on Mueller.

1. uh, well...your honor we have no evidence and you can't read the piece of paper that let's me try to put this guy in jail.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (Kuhyt)


You can almost understand how the judge got a tad peeved, can't you?

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (953wK)

806 "you gotta admire the ballz on Mueller"

Not really, they are probably really saggy old and gross.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (3c1uO)

807 I Walk Alone with Burt Lancaster was pretty good. Lot of good noir prison movies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (39g3+)

808 Sounds like Judge Ellis has a suicide scheduled for (checking the calendar) really (bleep)ing soon

- Your friendly, neighborhood, CIA operative

Posted by: DocJ at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (NYS7S)

809 I'm not buying the impeachment angle. No way are
they going to get the necessary votes in the Senate no matter what
happens in the House.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:28 PM (/tuJf)

Fairly sure where Burr and Tillis (R's-NC) would fall if this were to come about.

Tillis is up in 2020. He's probably 70% against.

Burr knows the electorate's memory is short. He'd go all in for impeachment.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (If3tB)

810 Brawl in Cell Block 99 my most enjoyable prison movie.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (woCRW)

811 has that hawaiian judge issued some injunctions against the volcanic eruptions?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (MTjB1)

812 >>you gotta admire the ballz on Mueller.


Not necessarily the brains. If he used the Carter Page FISA warrant and that's why he's refusing to show it I don't think this judge is going to be happy about it.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (/tuJf)

813 Judge basically called it a witch hunt of Trump. Don't tell Captain Stubbing.

It's kinda funny and it's kinda sad.

Sad world.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (ZuGkg)

814 799
White Heat is partially a prison movie.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:49 PM (LiyEm)


Yep...good movie.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

815 you gotta admire the ballz on Mueller.


I wouldn't call it balls. Balls is somewhat a complimentary term. This man-cunt is the poster boy for treachery.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (mhIjm)

816 Do you like prison movies Timmy?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (3c1uO)

817 White Heat is partially a prison movie.

I was thinking the same thing, probably need a solid definition.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (39g3+)

818 Calling Nood here, boss.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (fA1SL)

819 my sand rot lies

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (RD7QR)

820 Of the oldies

Birdman of Alcatraz not bad.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (woCRW)

821 OK list of great Prison Movies.....Go....
Stir Crazy
The great Escape (Although it crosses a genre with war movie)

Papillion.
----
The Big Doll House

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (AzW6q)

822 Calling Nood here, boss.

Nood there.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (QQ+il)

823 Nood. Very on topic, too.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (AzW6q)

824 Chained Heat

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (7uYFy)

825 King Rat > Great Escape

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (woCRW)

826 Prison film: The Longest Yard

To a man of high taste, such as myself, this one ranks highly

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (gh7cp)

827 Also, what was trump supposed to be obstructing. The Flynn case? The
russia thing was not a criminal case but a nat sec inquiry.
=====

That is why the whole SpecCouns nonsense is so alarming for those of us in the cheap seats. Anything can be redacted, suppressed, or secret in the holy name of National Security.

Secret Courts, Secret Subpoenas, Secret Charges -- let's distract the commoners with a 'sex scandal'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (MIKMs)

828 The Bridge Over the River Kwai > King Rat > Great Escape

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (QQ+il)

829 784 Also, what was trump supposed to be obstructing. The Flynn case? The russia thing was not a criminal case but a nat sec inquiry.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 03:47 PM (Kuhyt)

Your honor, Trump is guilty of obstructing our injustice.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (Dp6qK)

830 I can't post

Posted by: grammie winger - at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (lwiT4)

831 Death Race 2008.
FTFW

Posted by: Roland THTG at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (xBSm0)

832 Nobody mentions Shawshank? Sad.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 04, 2018 04:49 PM (rnXGe)

833 I'm guessing Fusion GPS comes up with a dossier having the Judge jumping up and down on a hotel room bed pissing on Stormy Daniels.

Maybe I just like the visual.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at May 04, 2018 05:12 PM (56GKt)

834 How can a special counsil on Russian collusion investigate bank fraud then assert they can keep their terms of engagement secret for national security reasons? FISA courts are suppose to be about national security not bank fraud, so the entire DOJ management is either lying or colluding to set up innocent Americans using powers that are suppose to be used against foreign agents.

Posted by: Rose at May 04, 2018 06:24 PM (kog0J)

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What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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