Wide Majority of Public Believes Trump Had Sex With Stormy Daniels and Knew of Payment to Her; Even Wider Majority Doesn't Give a Shit

The Clucking Hens of the NeverTrump movement should come out of their carefully-curated cocoons and Emotionally Validating listservs and, for once in their lives, talk to Americans who aren't the same old jackasses.

The Quinnipiac University poll, released on Tuesday, found that a majority of voters, 58 percent, believe the affair actually did happen, compared to 14 percent who believe it did not happen...

But a whopping 73 percent of voters said they do not believe the affair is an "important issue." That includes a majority of Democrats (51 percent), independents (79 percent) and Republicans (90 percent).

Quinnipiac also asked about the $130,000 payment that Trump attorney Michael Cohen made to Daniels in 2016, which Daniels alleges was in exchange for her silence. A majority of voters, 59 percent, said they believe Trump knew about the payment, compared to 24 percent who said they believe Trump was not aware.

But once again, the poll found that voters tended not to care whether or not the president knew about the payment. Fifty-nine percent of voters said whether or not Trump knew about the payment is not an important issue.

"Yes he did it. No we don't care. A big yawn from voters on Stormy Daniels, President Trump, and the payoff," summarized Quinnipiac University poll assistant director Tim Malloy.

Meanwhile, Rassmussen had Trump's approval rating at 50% on Thursday.

And meanwhile, CNN shows why it's the least trusted name in news.




Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:00 PM




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1 That's a rough picture of Stormy.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (TGFnG)

2 She looks like an extra from Barfly.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (TGFnG)

3 I remain concerned. So very concerned.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (qMXOa)

4 th

Posted by: Vanceone at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (A9Gmy)

5 Yup.


Do not care.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

6 So , their big issue to defeat Trump has a super majority against them?

Well, they've always got gun control, that's a sure winner.

Posted by: RoyalOil at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (TN1P5)

7 the "porn star payment storm"? They need to go get someone who can write, if that's the best they can do! Maybe hire Muldoon.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (rBnYq)

8 Here's a question; Did Hillary or any of her immediate family derive benefit from payments/contributions by Russians?

Irrelevant to 'Russian Collusion' investigation, apparently.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (c/EDo)

9
BUT DOES SHE OR DOENST SHE DO BUTT STUFF?!?!?!

Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (8XRCm)

10 The Never Trump side apparently wants me to be outraged about Stormy Daniels. But they don't explain what I am supposed to do with my outraged outrage. Demand impeachment? Demand resignation? Walk in front of the White House ringing a bell shouting "Shame! Shame!"

Demanding outrage without suggesting a course of action sounds like virtue signaling.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (O7MnT)

11 Well, who is surprised? After a decade of Democrats telling us that sex doesn't matter, right?

Now it does, conveniently when it's against a Republican president? Besides, didn't this affair occur when Trump was a Democrat?

Has he had an affair as a Republican?

Posted by: Vanceone at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (A9Gmy)

12 Stormy. Sex.

Stormy sex.

Store meeces' ex.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (953wK)

13 And about 87 percent of 18-30 year-old males described the affair as "boss" or "seriously awesome".

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (RD7QR)

14 That CNN story, which is the dumbest thing about it, the idea that he'd bring up banging a porn star on a day of prayer speech, or the use of a 10 year old photo for Ms Daniels?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)

15
Stormy Daniels = Snared Moistly

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (VM6ev)

16 >>
BUT DOES SHE OR DOENST SHE DO BUTT STUFF?!?!?!


For 130k?

She does butt stuff.

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (TGFnG)

17 This is the same media that couldn't stop fellating Bill Clinton all day long. And they still do.


Media Delenda Est.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (mhIjm)

18 We gotta go thru this shit AGAIN?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (7uYFy)

19 Heh. News refers to her as 'Adult film actress'. 'Porn star' sounds so judgemental.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (c/EDo)

20 when the facts are on your side, argue the facts.
when logic is on your side, argue the logic.
when nothing is on your side, keep talking about Stormy Daniels.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (KxbBq)

21 CNN is such a steaming pile of shit to connect the Stormy Daniels issue with the National Day of Prayer.

Did they ever question the Rev. Jesse Jackson's out-of-wedlock child at a National Day of Prayer ceremony?

CNN needs to just go away.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (ATVNj)

22 When Trump gets blown by an intern in the Oval Office and lies about it under oath, then, I'll give two fucks.

Posted by: mrtmz at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (m/Gc2)

23 9 BUT DOES SHE OR DOENST SHE DO BUTT STUFF?!?!?!
Posted by: fixerupper at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (8XRCm)


Women neither defecate nor emit flatus. Or so we are always told...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (VM6ev)

24 I'll get to the bottom of her, er, this.

Posted by: Robert Mueller, Super-Duper Expert Investigator at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (953wK)

25 "LIsten to meeeeeeeeee!!!! I had Stormy's lawyer on over 80 times last month, why won't you knuckle dragging scumbag reich wingers listen!!!!"
--CNN

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

26 I also didn't mention that you suck CNN.

Posted by: President Richard Punch at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

27 Put me in the column of yes he did, no I do t give crap .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (woCRW)

28 David French thinks is far more important than peace in the Korean peninsula, trade imbalances, minority unemployment rates and the health and welfare of all citizens. More important than assaults on the Constitutional separation of powers.

But, then, David French is dumb as a brick.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (rBnYq)

29 My don't-give-a-shit meter is so maxed out on this one that I've not bothered to even form an opinion as to whether it happened. Likely never will.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (FS/ip)

30 These numbers are all wrong.

This is why you can not trust any polls.

How can you do this poll without asking the important question? My guess is that a majority of people, (or at least a majority of men) are *impressed*.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (LWu6U)

31 Hey, an early post (near impossible).
This is the worst news any of them could possibly imagine. "I think he did it" or "I think he didn't do it" is irrelevant to the swamp things. They want you to agree with them on what is important. Any deviation from their agenda-setting is where the terror lies.

"I don't care" is nearly (but not quite) as good as laughing openly in their pinched faces...

Posted by: The Tapper and Clapper Variety Hour at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (I2dne)

32 >>News refers to her as 'Adult film actress'. '

"Cum Model"

h/t Bill Hicks

Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (TGFnG)

33 Women neither defecate nor emit flatus. Or so we are always told...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (VM6ev)


They do not sweat. They glisten.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (953wK)

34 Floor trading wench Nicole Petallides is in a sleeveless red, form fitting top. Market was up over 300 points today. Whoop!

Monday, who knows, right?


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (8iiMU)

35 Looks like Rudy is , ahem, "Clarifying" some of his remarks. There must have been some reason that Rudy brought it up to Hannity. Not sure what. But this is the kind of tabloid fodder that Kardashian nation pays attention to and makes PNN all retarded. Maybe he banged her? Maybe he nailed her in the ass too. I could care less. I don't care who he was fucking, I voted for him because I was tired of being fucked by the rats in DC. We can see now how bad the corruption is.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (3c1uO)

36 This poll just means that the public hasn't heard enough about this story.

Posted by: CNN at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (xQfPr)

37 And this is why I don't think there will be the votes for impeachment. Trump's popularity is climbing and seems poised to go even higher as the economy keeps getting better and if he is successful with the NORKs he could get a huge boost.

And you are going to get 66 Senators to go against what the public wants on an issue the public largely doesn't care about? I don't think so.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (/tuJf)

38 My problem with Birdman of Alcatraz is that commie Lancaster whitewashes and aggrandizes that murderer.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)

39 19 Heh. News refers to her as 'Adult film actress'. 'Porn star' sounds so judgemental.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (c/EDo)



FFS. June Allyson could be considered an adult film actress as she was an adult when she acted in films.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (VM6ev)

40 CNN.....their stupidity boggles my mind.

But, LIVs.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (8iiMU)

41 And remember, she's made up to look 'hot" in the picture above. Imagine her without make-up?

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (7uYFy)

42 19 Heh. News refers to her as 'Adult film actress'. 'Porn star' sounds so judgemental.
_______________________________________________

Today it does.

In five years, the MFM will make it a title of nobility.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (ATVNj)

43 I'm in the percentage who believes that there was no porn star poking.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (QQ+il)

44 That CNN story, which is the dumbest thing about it, the idea that he'd bring up banging a porn star on a day of prayer speech, or the use of a 10 year old photo for Ms Daniels?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)

Should have used s 12 year old photo so we know what she looked like when he banged her.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (woCRW)

45 My guess is Trump paid Stormy to set up the press.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (2LelM)

46 Did CNN make a mention of all it's fake news on the national day of prayer?

Posted by: DaveM at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (WWC3Y)

47 38 My problem with Birdman of Alcatraz is that commie Lancaster whitewashes and aggrandizes that murderer.
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (LiyEm)


Robert Stroud was one very sick man. He liked little boys.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (VM6ev)

48 That's a rough picture of Stormy.
Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM

Rode hard and put away wet. Literally.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (3c1uO)

49 34 Floor trading wench Nicole Petallides is in a sleeveless red, form fitting top. Market was up over 300 points today. Whoop!
_________________________________________________

Greed is good.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (ATVNj)

50 That CNN headline is just so weird.

It's like they have actual mental deficients and loony bin escapees running the place.




It's like just, what? Are you okay? Do you need to get out of the sun or something?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (ymnmz)

51 Trump's a winner. Winner's win the game and then go and fuck the Prom Queen.


Can't remember where I heard that but it seems appropriate.

Posted by: LGoPs at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (mhIjm)

52 I'm old enough to remember being lectured about how the sex life of a President, while he's actually serving as President at the time, is nobody's business.

Even after said President was credibly accused of sexually assaulting a woman while in the Oval Office

So yeah, Trump did it, and paid her to keep quiet about it, and knew all about it, and I don't give a tinker's damn about any of this.

Posted by: DocJ at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (NYS7S)

53 I'm going to be completely honest and above board here:

I'm giving Trump a free pass on his personal life, but I'm going to hold his opponents to Mother Theresa standards.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (GNUon)

54 If it happened, it was consensual.

That alone makes it noteworthy after months and months of sick Hollywood and MSM #MeToo stories of sexual harassment, assault, and rape.

Honestly, why would people care about consensual sex, during his off-hours (i.e. not an employee) that happened 12 years ago? The only noteworthy part is that she showed up and cashed in on it.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (W+vEI)

55 Meanwhile, ValJar was on CNN this morning getting her ass kissed by Alysin Camerota, and there was no mention by the journOlist that ValJar's daughter is a reporter for CNN.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (ptqGC)

56 Stormy's breast are heading south at a rapid rate.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (4e+hS)

57 BUT DOES SHE OR DOENST SHE DO BUTT STUFF?!?!?!


For 130k?

She does butt stuff.
Posted by: garrett at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (TGFnG)

For 130K I'll do butt stuff.


don't judge me

Posted by: Guzalot at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (prSvo)

58 I give a crap, its loathsome and nasty, but I also consider actions taken over a decade ago and not repeated since to be something I can get past.

For crying out loud, Jesus didn't say "all of you throw the first stone because this bitch sinned once a while back." He didn't require her to be apologetic or repentant before they stopped stoning her.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (39g3+)

59 Horses sweat, men perspire, women glow

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (QQ+il)

60 From last thread:

806 "you gotta admire the ballz on Mueller"

Not really, they are probably really saggy old and gross.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 03:50 PM (3c1uO)


I saw Ray Romano talking about, and doing charades, about how men's balls descend after age 50. It was...uh...wild.

So is that why men wear their pants so high, buckled around the middle when their older? To hike their ballz up? Yes, that is what went through my mind.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (vU4+z)

61 At least that's what I heard.

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (4e+hS)

62 Giant sad trombone to you sad nevertrumpin mf'ers.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (Dp6qK)

63
Funny how they treat Stormy Daniels considering how someone like Jenna Jameson is looked upon because of her politics now.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (VM6ev)

64 *they are

Not their

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (vU4+z)

65 CNN is such a steaming pile of shit to connect the Stormy Daniels issue with the National Day of Prayer.
------------

MSNBC announced the payment 'news' as , "Blockbuster".

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (9tO1t)

66 Stormy D's gotta have the fakest fake smile I've seen in a long, long time.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (953wK)

67 Also this happened long before he ran for president.

He's on his third wife, by the way.

Don't care. I'm not a cardinal voting to elect a new Pope. I voted for a sumbitch to inflict maximum pain on liberals.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (4ErVI)

68 David French = char VD friend

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (RD7QR)

69 You think her teeth look bad?

Get a load of me.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Uterus at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (ATVNj)

70 The funniest phenomena is CNN's Zucker was once Trump's producer for The Apprentice. I think they both understand entertainment.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (2LelM)

71 Stormy's attorney is as big a whore as she is.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)

72 CNN story is meant for the Evangelicals---who have already made peace with the fact that their president (like all Christians) is a sinner.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy)

73 Each Dawn I Die.That was the Cagney prison movie I was trying to recall.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (LiyEm)

74 @51

Your best? Losers always whine about their best.

Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

(Sean Connery as Sean Patrick Mason in "The Rock")

Posted by: DocJ at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (NYS7S)

75 Live feed from Hawaii (volcano news)

https://tinyurl.com/y8p9rss6

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (vWMNq)

76 We abhor Christianity. But we're concerned about Christian morality and values when it's convenient.

Posted by: This is CNN at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (nILVB)

77 If you want us to turn on him, CNN, you'll have to make him and his preferred policies as despicable as your own.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (gh7cp)

78 testing dang it

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

79 "I'm an Actress. We put this cream on my father's balls and in under 4 minutes the wrinkles were gone. We. Were. Screaming!"

Posted by: An Actress at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (TGFnG)

80 That CNN story, which is the dumbest thing about it, the idea that he'd bring up banging a porn star on a day of prayer speech....
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)
---
That's the point - the juxtaposition is to drive home the point that "Trump isn't fit for the dignity of his office."

No one thinks he'd do that - it's to say that Trump is not a G-dly man. They really think they can separate him from religious voters with this stuff.

Not this one, guys.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (AzW6q)

81 The only scandal is he paid too much.

The really, really awesome potential outcome of all this is if SD essentially outs herself for blackmailing him during the election and goes to jail.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (yL25O)

82 So is that why men wear their pants so high, buckled around the middle when their older? To hike their ballz up? Yes, that is what went through my mind.

LOL its no joke, it happens. Kinda like boobie droop, but you're not as likely to dip m in the toilet when you sit down.

Th high pants thing, it was stylish in the 40s, and old men tend to wear what they liked when young. Bogart's pants were pretty much buckled around his sternum.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (39g3+)

83 Somebody at CNN actually wrote those words on purpose?

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (lwiT4)

84 Well, I care.

Posted by: Bill Kristols Dick In Rick Wilson Cornhole at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (r9UYA)

85 Well, the funny thing is that when Trump is done suing her she is going to owe him so much money the only way he will ever get it back is if he takes it out in trade, or shares her out to campaign contributors.




Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (MTjB1)

86 does stormy do buttstuff?
i took one for the team, looked up stormy daniels anal. the whole page filled up with "scenes." maybe pornhub should be sued for false advertising. maybe stormy has no idea what anal is.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (KP5rU)

87 I gotta go do stuff. I'll be back. Or not.

Posted by: filbert at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (953wK)

88 Don't care what he did as long as I don't have to do it.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 04, 2018 03:59 PM (UBSbW)

89 Once again, thank G-d for the HQ. It's helping me get through this heartbreaking day.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)

90 I dunno,if course I am only 29 but my boys are high and tight...

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (LiyEm)

91 That is why the whole SpecCouns nonsense is so alarming for those of us
in the cheap seats. Anything can be redacted, suppressed, or secret in
the holy name of National Security.

Secret Courts, Secret Subpoenas, Secret Charges -- let's distract the commoners with a 'sex scandal'.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (MIKMs)

92 The cacaphonously clucking cucks can come out from their carefully-curated cocoons.

Posted by: Bud Norton at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (6cOMd)

93

I'm in the percentage who believes that there was no porn star poking.


Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (QQ+il)


#MeToo

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (10vO4)

94 37
And this is why I don't think there will be the votes for impeachment.
Trump's popularity is climbing and seems poised to go even higher as the
economy keeps getting better and if he is successful with the NORKs he
could get a huge boost.



And you are going to get 66 Senators to go against what the public
wants on an issue the public largely doesn't care about? I don't think
so.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM (/tuJf)

Not to get ahead of it all, but I for one will relish the peacock strut of PDT if he gets the deal done.

Back and forth in front of the Kalorama Kompund until dinner time when he swings by McD's for a Big Mac and shake and then does a mic drop on twitter.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (ymnmz)

95 71 Stormy's attorney is as big a whore as she is.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (ptqGC)
______________________________________________

He is one shitty lawyer. He's as bad Lewinsky's attorney back in the day.

He's a bus stop ad attorney.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Uterus at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (ATVNj)

96 Horses sweat, men perspire, women glow
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May




stormy has ball sweat on her chin.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (MTjB1)

97 Couldn't give a sh*t pretty much sums it up for me.

When during the primaries people were appalled that anyone would vote for him on account of his sexual past I said that I don't want to marry him, I want him to do what he promised.

And he is holding up his end of the bargain, or giving it a good try in the face of the resistance.

Media which is supposed to reflect the people do not know the people because they are not of the people.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (/3+Sg)

98 Let's see...how much did Clinton pay Paula Jones?

*checks*.

Oh yeah, in 2016 dollars, $1,250,000.00

I wonder if his lawyer handed her the check?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (9tO1t)

99
The Paolo no care either.

Posted by: The Paolo at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (r+sAi)

100 NeverTrumpers don't want to hear this, but I'm way more pissed off at the Republican Party for eight years of betrayal than I am about Stormee Daniels.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (O7MnT)

101 Dear evangelicals. It looks like Ace of Spades is a filthy ewok who faps all day to weather porn such as 'Stormy Daniels.' Let that sink in. Is that your man?

Soon enough, the 'need' to defend Ace of Spades will pass... Then, you'll stand in the wreckage of your own reputation and ask yourself, 'Was it worth it? When instead I could have stood tall with Bill Kristol?' It's not, and it never was.

Posted by: David French at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (DuAZ5)

102 75 Live feed from Hawaii (volcano news)

https://tinyurl.com/y8p9rss6

Posted by: Off the reservation at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (vWMNq)

Gaia is angry with the Manafort/Mueller Judge.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:01 PM (Dp6qK)

103 72 CNN story is meant for the Evangelicals---who have already made peace with the fact that their president (like all Christians) is a sinner.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy)

...

I cannot imagine that CNN has any serious percentage of that demographic.

They either know that and try anyway, or know that and are doing this for show for their base.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2018 04:01 PM (yL25O)

104 Maybe a nuke-free Korean penninsula.



But, OMG, TRUMP BANGED A WHORE?

Posted by: Zippy Epstein at May 04, 2018 04:01 PM (v9gSJ)

105 "President Trump makes no mention of the porn star payment storm at the National Day of Prayer.."

AYFKMRN?

I can now say with no fear of contradiction, that CNN has indeed slipped the surly bonds of Sanity.

Posted by: TCDD, pointin and laughin at May 04, 2018 04:01 PM (mXG82)

106 What happened today, Jane?

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 04:01 PM (GST/g)

107 We abhor Christianity. But we're concerned about Christian morality and values when it's convenient.

Oh, its a war. They'r trying to hold us to what they think our standards are, and we're trying to hold them to what they say their standards are.

The thing that never seems to come up is that people were disgusted by President Clinton's continual acts of adultery and perversion while president not something he did long in the past. It wasn't until the rapes and sexual harassment started to come into the news that people were rightly horrified by what he'd done in the past with women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)

108
Groom makes no metion of bachelor party stripper at wedding ceremony

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)

109 The left thinks it is scoring points by keeping PDT in the news for corrupt, unsavory, and immoral acts.

The Left thinks that as thin as this reed is, it is better than talking about historic lows in unemployment, regaining influence around the world, and principle based government.

No, that's not right -- they are only pushing this shit to sell advertising.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (LWu6U)

110 You don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (2LelM)

111 I guess to the never Trumpers, this story about Trump having an affair (even if it was a one night stand) shows that Trump lacks judgement and therefor will end up seriously messing up everything he does.

and I will guarantee you, if the Dems have 218 seats in the House next year, they will impeach Trump, because lefties almost always put the interests of the group ahead of their own interests (in this case getting re-elected.)

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (KxbBq)

112 I said yesterday that everyone already knew this was the Trump package they purchased and thus it is not registering as a scandal.

If it was President Cruz, it would be a scandal and it would be a concern for me because that would be a total betrayal and a misrepresentation from the person I thought I was voting for.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (woCRW)

113 Yo! Clucking Hens of the NeverTrump movement! You want us to think you care about this Stormy Daniels stuff because principles and not because you hate Trump but support Hillary!? C'mon, man!

Posted by: U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (H8S+R)

114 I dunno,if course I am only 29 but my boys are high and tight...
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (LiyEm)

Just wait....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (7uYFy)

115 Can someone please take that Hawaiian judge over to the volcano?

And make sure he gets a real good look at the edge.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (ATVNj)

116 This is called extortion if it happens to (D)s, right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (VgKNm)

117 He's a bus stop ad attorney.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Uterus
----------------

Have you played hanky-panky with a politician?

Call 1-800-Shyster

You be entitled to additional compensation!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (9tO1t)

118 As a lifetime Christian Conservative, this concerns me.

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (v9gSJ)

119 Well, crisis averted. A Hawaiian judge has just told Mt Kilauea that it may not erupt any more.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (3c1uO)

120 This isn't Stormy, it's the Playmate, but is sums up the response to this affair scandal stuff nicely (NSFW):

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/
986791662994194437

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (W+vEI)

121
The tweet headline is kind of amazing in its absolute inanity.

even for CNN.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

122 Groom makes no metion of bachelor party stripper at wedding ceremony
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)



I'm choking to death here.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)

123 72 CNN story is meant for the Evangelicals---who have already made peace with the fact that their president (like all Christians) is a sinner.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (7uYFy)

Jesus said it best - Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (GST/g)

124 67 Also this happened long before he ran for president.

And wasn't the knock on Pence that he was too moral? Nice try, CNN, having your cock and eating it, too.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (gh7cp)

125 The fact that a representation of President Obama was found on a Pompeian bathhouse wall centuries after being buried by ash does nothing to change my view that Paul Manafort engaged in collusion with Russians years before the 2016 elections to gain the election of the usurper Trump.

Posted by: Mueller, Special Asshat at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (fISt7)

126 115 Great minds think alike!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (3c1uO)

127 The only thing Trump supporters want to know is; did he give her a cli**x.

Posted by: Mekski at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (dfV3k)

128 I got a blow job from a girl that was in Penthouse one, but she was in her 30's and a coke who're so it wasn't that great.

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (6Ll1u)

129 My summary is that I wish Trump hadn't done any sort of a turn with the "lovely" Stormy because there would be one less arrow in the quiver of a malevolent press. But multiple previous wives was almost sort of a clue that he wasn't really all that into celibacy. Paying the blackmailer off to get her to just go quietly into that good night bothers me even less.
Thus I see no reason to regret my vote FOR Trump, and doubt that I ever will when the DC Deep Swamp is rubbing my nose in their own corruption and abuse of power 24/7 and expecting me to clap

Posted by: Comrade Hrothgar at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (n9EOP)

130 Groom makes no metion of bachelor party stripper at wedding ceremony
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)
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I'm choking to death here.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (QQ+il)
----
Me too...

Posted by: Stormy Daniels On A Shoot With Ron Jeremy at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (AzW6q)

131 Keep circling the drain CNN.

Clinton News Network told us for 20 years this kind of thing was no big deal. Now they expect Evangelicals to get the vapors.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (56GKt)

132 >But, then, David French is dumb as a brick.


Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (rBnYq)


Will one of you please throw me at Huck please? Thank you so much. I'll just be here doing a lil calculus until airborne.



Posted by: A Brick at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (sjdRT)

133 "President Trump makes no mention of the porn star payment storm at the National Day of Prayer.."

The National Day of Prayer was November was November 8, 2016.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (oYp/M)

134 {i}120 This isn't Stormy, it's the Playmate, but is sums up the response to this affair scandal stuff nicely (NSFW):

https://twitter.com/drawandstrike/status/
986791662994194437

That's disgusting.

Posted by: Billy Kristol at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (r9UYA)

135 13 And about 87 percent of 18-30 year-old males described the affair as "boss" or "seriously awesome".
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM (RD7QR)
-------------------------------------------
I doubt it. Maybe 33% would think it cool.

That doesn't mean they wouldn't do her.
At that age they'd do a table lamp.

But even if they found her attractive, which many emphatically do not, most would not think adultery "awesome."





Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (0jtPF)

136 When Trump gets blown by an intern in the Oval Office and lies about it under oath, then, I'll give two fucks.
Posted by: mrtmz at May 04, 2018 03:54 PM (m/Gc2)

I wouldn't give a single one. As Colonel Schlichter says, they aren't going to like the new rules. Ones they made up.

It is going to be ugly. It may even be bloody. But they won't win. We will.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (O9qtX)

137 The media can't be trusted, so I don't believe the media.

I don't care if Trump had an affair because I can see the proven bad behavior of democrats.

I do care that Trump is not selling out the United States like Obama did, and is not trying to destroy the country like the progessives do.



Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (roQNm)

138 well, stormy does admit to doing one anal movie with her husband. so guess he claim is no anal movies without her spouse, otherwise off cam, all anal all the time.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (MTjB1)

139 So the clever leftist plot of revealing that a famous, international playboy, billionaire slept with a porn star failed to ruin his reputation with an electorate who knew he was a serial philanderer and adulterer when they elected him? No way!

I wonder if Acme has a return policy on their palace coup construction kit?

Posted by: thatch at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (+p2i/)

140 127 The only thing Trump supporters want to know is; did he give her a cli**x.

Posted by: Mekski at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (dfV3k)

A climber's ax?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (Dp6qK)

141
Hillary makes no mention of vodka after falling down stairs.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (r+sAi)

142 108
Groom makes no metion of bachelor party stripper at wedding ceremony
Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (10vO4)
_____________________________________________

Yeah, but what if your finacee was the stripper?

Posted by: Adirondack Appalachian Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:05 PM (ATVNj)

143
'Lucy Mercer'?

Never heard of her.

Posted by: FDR at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (9tO1t)

144
What happened today, Jane?

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 04:01 PM (GST/g)


Took kitty in to see why she stopped eating as of this morning. Huge cancerous mass in her belly.


I held her as she was put to sleep. Husband and son came home and buried her under a crepe myrtle in the back side yard.


She passed her physical two months ago with a few elderly kitty problems. The tumor was fast and aggressive. She went to sleep peacefully in my arms, and I gave her to the extremely kind vet and assistant to euthanize her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

145 Does this mean the <s>fundies</s> social-conservatives are a dead movement, or will they merely become the same kind of hypocrites as their Democratic opponents?

Posted by: jdgalt at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (3SFo/)

146 I'll take "In the ass" for $1000 Alex.

Posted by: Stormy on Jeopardy at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (fISt7)

147 And this is why CNN is a joke and nobody but clinical imbeciles watch or believe what they shovel out.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (pw+jk)

148 So glad I voted for Trump. Proud of the fact that he tapped the ass of a pornstar for fun. Better than that POS rapist the left still fawns over. Trump is a stud and should be giving dating advice. "You just gotta grab em' by the p***y"! That's my president!

Posted by: JROD at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (RNzkW)

149 Clinton News Network told us for 20 years this kind of thing was no big deal. Now they expect Evangelicals to get the vapors.


One of their problems is that evangelicals don't watch CNN.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (QQ+il)

150 Once again, thank G-d for the HQ. It's helping me get through this heartbreaking day.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (ptqGC)
=============================
Hang in there Jane! And do not forget the healing power of the perfect martini.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (rBnYq)

151 He's banging porn stars for us, man. He loves us!

Posted by: Fast Times at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (gh7cp)

152 I guess to the never Trumpers, this story about Trump having an affair (even if it was a one night stand) shows that Trump lacks judgement and therefor will end up seriously messing up everything he does.

and I will guarantee you, if the Dems have 218 seats in the House next year, they will impeach Trump, because lefties almost always put the interests of the group ahead of their own interests (in this case getting re-elected.)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (KxbBq)

No. Remember how they all said the Lewinsky Scandal was all about "Sex?" And we said , "no, it's about "lying under oath?" They didn't believe us and still think to this day that Clinton got impeached because of "Sex."
NOW, they want us to turn on Trump because of "Sex" too.
And they are frustrated that we won't take the bait.
But you are right, they will try to impeach Trump. Why?
Because Clinton got impeached.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (7uYFy)

153 stormy's mom has to be so embarrassed, having her daughter out there clarifying when she does and does not do anal, especially when she told her daughter to only do anal for money.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (MTjB1)

154 But they don't explain what I am supposed to do with my outraged outrage. Demand impeachment? Demand resignation? Walk in front of the White House ringing a bell shouting "Shame! Shame!"
---------

Vote against him in 2020 by voting for a Communist to Be Named Later.

You think this is about anything else?

Posted by: Mega at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (5VIz0)

155 I'm disgusted that Trump tried to keep secret his meeting with one of the women I have a hidden folder of.

The cad. How immoral.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (VgKNm)

156 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

Sorry to hear that. Pets just don't live long enough.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:07 PM (pw+jk)

157 Does this mean the fundies social-conservatives are a dead movement, or will they merely become the same kind of hypocrites as their Democratic opponents?


You don't actual know any Christians, do you?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (QQ+il)

158 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

I hate to hear this. I'm sorry, Jane. I know how much you loved your cat.

Hugs to you. Many many hugs.

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (GST/g)

159 22 When Trump gets blown by an intern in the Oval Office and lies about it under oath, then, I'll give two fucks.

Posted by: mrtmz
-------------------
THIS! Might I add "while President"... anything else is none of my daggum bizness.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (HU45H)

160 Imagine this one:

Obama Makes No Mention of Chicago Bathhouse Days on Day of Prayer

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (ptqGC)

161 Serious question since I've been ignoring this story...have either he or she confirmed that sex happened or are the media taking the fact that he paid a porn chick a lot of money as de facto proof?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (xQfPr)

162 I'm very sorry about your kitty, Jane. Very sad to lose such a good friend.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (lwiT4)

163 Shep Smith = ships meth

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

164 The thing that never seems to come up is that people were disgusted by President Clinton's continual acts of adultery and perversion while president not something he did long in the past. It wasn't until the rapes and sexual harassment started to come into the news that people were rightly horrified by what he'd done in the past with women.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:02 PM (39g3+)

++++

Exactly. If Trump was banging interns on the desk in the Oval Office, I'd have a problem with it. But, you tell me he was acting the horndog over a decade ago before he even entered politics, well, I already knew that.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (pvjTE)

165 145. Nope. Means they understand that their enemies hate them, as they always have, and that TGE is their sword and shield. Simple as that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (fA1SL)

166 Libs want you dead and enslaved!! Damn you CUCKS with your FAKE NEWS virtue signaling!! Every damn alpha has hookers pee on him, only a BETA CUCK would not enjoy that!!

Posted by: Kurt Schlicter from the Future at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (3sztE)

167 not sure "adult film actress" is preferable to "porn star." You wold think porn star wold be reserved for top of the marquis talent whereas adult film actress could be anyone from fluffer on up.


how does cbs rank people working for charlie rose?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MTjB1)

168 A respectable president bangs a dumpy intern.

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (v9gSJ)

169 If President Trump used the word "forgive," then he said all he needed to say about what happened between himself and the actress.

(Some people don't know the story of David and Bathsheba or the son they had---you know, Solomon?)

Posted by: CCO at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (vuPc6)

170 Is obama taking credit for banging any of these whores? Since he's taking credit for everything else it seems.

Posted by: NCKate at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (0p8Rz)

171 She went to sleep peacefully in my arms, and I gave her to the extremely kind vet and assistant to euthanize her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

I am so very sorry, Jane. It's so hard to lose a beloved pet. My prayers are with you.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MX7xj)

172 138: y5, i checked pronhub, she has lots of husbands, i guess. stormy is bullshitting.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (KP5rU)

173 Thanks, all. I got rid of her stuff this morning. This will be the first time in 32 years of marriage my husband and I haven't had a kitty. She woke me up as usual this morning with purrs and head rubs.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (ptqGC)

174 Is Quinnipiac University an actual university? Do they teach classes and offer diplomas? The only time I ever hear of them is in connection with polls.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (xjiRE)

175
Does this mean the <s>fundies</s> social-conservatives are a
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LOL you don't even know how to deploy basic 1990 style board HTML here. Dead giveaway. Stay in your lane bro.

Posted by: Mega at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (5VIz0)

176 163 Shep Smith = ships meth

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

By the assload?

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (Dp6qK)

177 The vile woman who was VP Pence's physician is now unemployed.

Maybe she can hook up with Stormy and do a video to benefit the DNC?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (ATVNj)

178 I've seen her "work".

Meh

One-nighter at most.

Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (56GKt)

179 Not to get ahead of it all, but I for one will relish the peacock strut of PDT if he gets the deal done.

Back and forth in front of the Kalorama Kompund until dinner time when he swings by McD's for a Big Mac and shake and then does a mic drop on twitter.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (ymnmz)

toss the crumpled big mac box on Kalorama lawn

Posted by: free tibet, with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (CL76w)

180 checked pronhub, she has lots of husbands, i guess. stormy is bullshitting.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May




LOL

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (MTjB1)

181 Sorry to hear, Jane.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (Dp6qK)

182 Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

Never fun Jane. Prayers.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (If3tB)

183 Did Trump rape multiple women?

Clinton did. Clinton probably killed the souls of tens of underage girls on pedo island too.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (pw+jk)

184 121
The tweet headline is kind of amazing in its absolute inanity.

even for CNN.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 04, 2018 04:03 PM (r+sAi)

They took a MAJOR beating on Twitter...

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (Enq6K)

185
I saw Ray Romano talking about, and doing charades, about how men's balls descend after age 50. It was...uh...wild.



So is that why men wear their pants so high, buckled around the
middle when their older? To hike their ballz up? Yes, that is what
went through my mind.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 03:57 PM (vU4+z)


I wish I had known that. Damn !!
Charlie Rose

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (bB4HN)

186 145 Does this mean the fundies social-conservatives are a dead movement, or will they merely become the same kind of hypocrites as their Democratic opponents?
Posted by: jdgalt at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (3SFo/)


WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! They aren't letting us cynically manipulate them any more!!! WAAAAHHHH!!!!

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (v9gSJ)

187 Jane, sorry about your loss. Been there.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (KP5rU)

188 Stay in your lane bro.
Posted by: Mega at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (5VIz0)

Over where his shine box is.

Posted by: golfman at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (If3tB)

189 Does this mean the <s>fundies</s>
social-conservatives are a dead movement, or will they merely become the
same kind of hypocrites as their Democratic opponents?


Posted by: jdgalt at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (3SFo/)
=======================

I'm only mostly dead. With make-up I can pass for mostly alive.


Hey - here's a quote from the Book of Esther. The one in the Bible.

"And who knows but that you have come to your royal position for such a time as this?"

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (lwiT4)

190 y'all know what this means? Hillary still isn't and never will be president!!

Posted by: DanMan at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (XTiHL)

191 My condolences Jane. Those are tough days.

Just had to put 14 year old Willie down a couple weeks ago. It still pains me.

But 16 year old Tallie kitty is snoozing right next to me!

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (fISt7)

192 171
She went to sleep peacefully in my arms, and I gave her to the extremely kind vet and assistant to euthanize her.



Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)



I am so very sorry, Jane. It's so hard to lose a beloved pet. My prayers are with you.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (MX7xj)

Sorry for your loss. I have held my pets heads in my lap while they go to sleep. It's this right thing to do, but boy oh boy.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (ymnmz)

193 When my kitty goes in a hundred years,I think I will go out and adopt another ASAP.

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (LiyEm)

194 Dr Spank: "Stormy's breast are heading south at a rapid rate."

That's the risk of depositing all your cash there.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (H8S+R)

195 My condolences, Jane.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (xjiRE)

196 Jane, my condolences. The wife and I went through this last summer.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (2LelM)

197 Condolences, Jane! Very sad news.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (W+vEI)

198
You don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave.
Posted by: Gumby


They'll stay if you don't pay?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (IqV8l)

199 Trump was still a Democrat in 2006. I find that more in need of his explanation and repentance than his consensually tapping Mizz Stormy.
As far as we know he's been fine since before his campaign, so this is all BS.

Posted by: Leonard Pinth-Garnell at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (7A6l6)

200 She passed her physical two months ago with a few elderly kitty problems. The tumor was fast and aggressive. She went to sleep peacefully in my arms, and I gave her to the extremely kind vet and assistant to euthanize her.

Aw, I'm sorry. We lost the most kind and gentle kitty ever to cancer, he was just a sweetheart. Its so sad, because you feel helpless to protect the pet and they are so trusting and don't know anything that is going on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (39g3+)

201 If I had been polled:

1. Maybe. He's a dawg, so probably. I don't know.
2. I have zero shits to give regardless.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (3dsTO)

202
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a Continental soldier?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (QQ+il)

203 This Left telling us sex doesn't matter has not only been a decade but at least three generations by now. It started with Hugh Hefner then on to the free love hippies and eventually to "everyone does it" Clinton.

But I'm supposed to be horrified that a much married man has been unfaithful.

Meh.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (/3+Sg)

204 174 Is Quinnipiac University an actual university? Do they teach classes and offer diplomas? The only time I ever hear of them is in connection with polls.
_____________________________________________

Liberal Connecticut school. Good hockey program. "Quinnipiac" is a Native American name that means "Future Indian Casino Employees."

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (ATVNj)

205 198
You don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave.
Posted by: Gumby

They'll stay if you don't pay?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (IqV8l)



And then their pimp will show up.

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (lKs2v)

206 The only thing Trump supporters want to know is; did he give her a cli**x.

Posted by: Mekski at May 04, 2018 04:04 PM (dfV3k)
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He did. He said "Stormy, I am your father."

Posted by: Mega at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (5VIz0)

207 193 When my kitty goes in a hundred years,I think I will go out and adopt another ASAP.
-----------------
After losing Buster it took about 9 months before we missed having a pet around. Now we have Niblet.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (2LelM)

208 69 You think her teeth look bad?

Get a load of me.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Uterus at May 04, 2018 03:58 PM (ATVNj)


Those teeth got capped ages ago.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (VM6ev)

209 Does this mean the fundies social-conservatives are a dead movement, or will they merely become the same kind of hypocrites as their Democratic opponents?

What it means is that you on the left so horrified and enraged people that they're willing to put up with even this to put a thumb in your eye and stop the madness. When we keep saying "this is how you got Trump" its not a taunt, its a warning.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (39g3+)

210 Jane D'oh - Having been there, and with two elderly animals now, cat and dog, I know the heartbreak.

Damn, I am sorry to hear it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (7ThJ3)

211 174
Is Quinnipiac University an actual university? Do they teach classes
and offer diplomas? The only time I ever hear of them is in connection
with polls.

Posted by: rickl at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (xjiRE)


Its real deal.
I can see it from my back yard

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (ymnmz)

212 Pay attention us!

Posted by: This is CNN at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (gbWkA)

213 Yeah, I didn't vote for Trump because I think he's a good guy. He's not. I wouldn't hire him to watch my children. But, given the two options, I found him most likely to nominate a good judge to the SC (Done), lower my taxes (done), and get the economy to some semblance of unfucked (in progress.)

Posted by: DanInMN at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (h5ffp)

214 205 198
You don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave.
Posted by: Gumby

They'll stay if you don't pay?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (IqV8l)


And then their pimp will show up.
---------------
Not if you paid the bar fine.

Posted by: Gumby at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (2LelM)

215 "I'm going to be completely honest and above board here:

I'm giving Trump a free pass on his personal life, but I'm going to hold his opponents to Mother Theresa standards.

Posted by: MAGA at May 04, 2018 03:56 PM (GNUon)"

--------

Yep, if Alinsky is good enough for us it's good enough for them too.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (/3+Sg)

216 205 198
You don't pay them for sex. You pay them to leave.
Posted by: Gumby

They'll stay if you don't pay?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (IqV8l)


And then their pimp will show up.
Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2018 04:13 PM (lKs2v)


This being Milt...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:15 PM (VM6ev)

217 163 Shep Smith = ships meth

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM (RD7QR)

By the assload?
Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:10 PM (Dp6qK)
---
That would be enough to kill every inmate in Rikers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:15 PM (AzW6q)

218 But, but, but, sex scandals always worked before! WTF!!

Posted by: All Those Arrayed Against Trump at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (djCea)

219 Count me as one of the 14% who don't believe this shit about Stormy.

I am a special snowflake.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (+dsLj)

220 these guys do know masturbation is an epidemic, right?

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (FZYNt)

221
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Can you bounce 'em off the wall like an Indian rubber ball?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (QQ+il)

222 190 y'all know what this means? Hillary still isn't and never will be president!!

Ha, President Pence will be a one-termer like Bush, Sr. 2028 is looking pretty damned sweet...

Posted by: Hillary! at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (gh7cp)

223
President Trump makes no mention of the SMOD at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN - nonsequitur's are us at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (EzdLW)

224 " NeverTrumpers don't want to hear this, but I'm way more pissed off at the Republican Party for eight years of betrayal than I am about Stormee Daniels.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 04, 2018 04:00 PM (O7MnT)"

---------

They still don't know why they got Trump.

Posted by: Decaf at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (/3+Sg)

225 They'll stay if you don't pay?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 04, 2018 04:12 PM (IqV8l)
**********
Sometimes

Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (fISt7)

226 218 But, but, but, sex scandals always worked before! WTF!!
Posted by: All Those Arrayed Against Trump at May 04, 2018 04:16 PM (djCea)
_______________________________________________

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Ohhhh.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!

Posted by: The Kennedy Boys at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (ATVNj)

227
My condolences Jane. Those are tough days.



Just had to put 14 year old Willie down a couple weeks ago. It still pains me.



But 16 year old Tallie kitty is snoozing right next to me!



Posted by: torabora at May 04, 2018 04:11 PM (fISt7)


She would have been 17 in August. Found her the day after 9/11, a tiny, horribly abused 4 week old kitten. Survived surgery to repair her diaphragm that had been torn open and her intestines had collapsed one of her lungs.

She was a tiny, feisty little girl. Gave us so much joy. We were to leave tomorrow on a week's vacation on the FL Gulf. I was a nervous wreck trying to figure out what was wrong with her. G-d answered my prayers and we found our answer this morning. Joining two of our best friends in a lovely house on the beach tomorrow. They loved her, too.


Anyhow, she's at peace now and I'm trying to stop the tears. Will have fun with our buds toasting PDT and mocking the left.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (ptqGC)

228 Sorry for your loss. I have held my pets heads in my lap while they go to sleep. It's this right thing to do, but boy oh boy.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
--------------

I pay the Vet in advance, because I know I won't be able to even talk afterwards.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (w1zJX)

229
President Trump makes no mention of Jacob deGrom's arm at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN - nonsequitur's are us at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (EzdLW)

230 144, Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)

Jane....hugs..

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (a0IVu)

231 The media has not doubled down; it's all in. Either Trump goes down or they do. Not looking so good for them.

Posted by: IanDeal at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (5mrLG)

232
(Some people don't know the story of David and Bathsheba or the son they had---you know, Solomon?)

Posted by: CCO at May 04, 2018 04:09 PM (vuPc6)

Their first son was stillborn. That was the punishment.

At any rate, watching New York atheists try to appeal to a god they clearly don't believe in is hilarious. I support censuring the President- once the Clintons and Obamas are safely behind bars.

Posted by: trev006 at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (OMTTb)

233
President Trump makes no mention of David French's concern for evangelicals at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN - nonsequitur's are us at May 04, 2018 04:17 PM (EzdLW)

234
President Trump makes no mention of Longbows vs Crossbows at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN - nonsequitur's are us at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (EzdLW)

235 The left just does not get it. They pushed so hard, so long, and so fast with so much contempt and hatred toward ordinary Americans that we said "you know what, I know this Trump guy is a scumbag, but at least he sounds like he'll stop this crap"

That's how far you pushed us. That's how desperate we have gotten. There's a scene in the terrific movie To Have and Have Not where Bogie has a gun on the bad guys and when they finally talk he takes the gun out of his hand and its shaking.

"look at that. That's how close you were" he says. That's how nearly you were shot.

That's what Trump is, leftists. You were right up against that line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)

236 Rep.Keith Ellison to SecDef Mattis :Investigate white supremacists in the military

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295967/

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (LiyEm)

237
President Trump makes no mention of Charlie Rose hitting on John Podhoretz' date at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN - nonsequitur's are us at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (EzdLW)

238 When I was little bitty boy
My grandma bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hanging on a string
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (/tuJf)

239
President Trump makes no mention of really good guacamole recipes at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (EzdLW)

240 Nobody cares. Seriously. Don't they get it?

Nobody has presented any evidence of him committing any crimes. I don't care how many hookers or pron stars he slept with in 1994. I really don't. I also don't care what my favorite baseball player or the guy who changes the oil on my car does in his spare time either.

To quote somebody else here on AoS:
I didn't elect a pope. I elected a president. And he's doing a great job at that so far. His moral troubles are between him and his wife, his family and his God.

And I can't believe half of what they accuse Trump of anyways, because his political enemies have proven that they will lie, cheat and steal in the attempt to try and smear him. They are not credible anymore.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (oyCqX)

241 I wouldn't hire him to watch my children. But, given the two options, I found him most likely to nominate a good judge to the SC (Done), lower my taxes (done), and get the economy to some semblance of unfucked (in progress.)
Posted by: DanInMN at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (h5ffp)

I'd trust Trump to watch my kids. He's not a perv. Besides, he's probably skip out and let Ivanka and Jared watch them and when I come back, they'd have learned Mandarin Chinese....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (7uYFy)

242 On the National Day of Prayer, millions of TVs across America did not have the spoken letters CNN come out of their speakers.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (0tfLf)

243
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they have a hollow sound when you drag 'em on the ground?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (QQ+il)

244 I think we have a new troll?

Aisle 166.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (AzW6q)

245 I DO think President Trump is a good guy.

I wish he was a murderous tyrant. There is a lot of killing to be done before my name comes up.

Posted by: nip at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (ECLaL)

246 So, speaking of men's ballz, I've been meaning to post this clip for awhile now. It's from an old Brit show called "Vexed" that was incredibly non-PC. I think just one episode would kill an SJW.

This is a clip of the male detective who just found out he may lose one ball. He is asking his partner about her reaction.

https://tinyurl.com/ycpvo45u

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (vU4+z)

247 We had the best vets in the world. They told me to go to my car and they'd bring her out.

I had them place her in the little white box on the front seat. Her last hated car ride.

Wonderful, kind people.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

248 Took kitty in to see why she stopped eating as of this morning. Huge cancerous mass in her belly.

I held her as she was put to sleep. Husband and son came home and buried her under a crepe myrtle in the back side yard.

She passed her physical two months ago with a few elderly kitty problems. The tumor was fast and aggressive. She went to sleep peacefully in my arms, and I gave her to the extremely kind vet and assistant to euthanize her.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:06 PM (ptqGC)


So sorry to hear this, Jane. It's almost exactly how we lost Max a few months ago. He was fine Tuesday, stopped eating on Wednesday (a month after a teeth cleaning and checkup), was almost too weak to walk Friday, had to be put to sleep Saturday.

We miss him a lot. There are still his nose prints on the patio door; we can't bear to clean them off.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (oYp/M)

249 President Trump makes no mention of Japanese tentacle porn at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (EzdLW)

250 I'd like to hear Bill Clintons comments on this issue, CNN. I know you have his number.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (gh7cp)

251 235
The left just does not get it. They pushed so hard, so long, and so
fast with so much contempt and hatred toward ordinary Americans that we
said "you know what, I know this Trump guy is a scumbag, but at least he
sounds like he'll stop this crap"



That's how far you pushed us. That's how desperate we have gotten. There's a scene in the terrific movie To Have and Have Not where Bogie has a gun on the bad guys and when they finally talk he takes the gun out of his hand and its shaking.



"look at that. That's how close you were" he says. That's how nearly you were shot.



That's what Trump is, leftists. You were right up against that line.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (39g3+)

Trump was a "You shall not pass!" moment form many people who held their noses and voted for him.

And now we are pleasantly surprised that he spine is steel.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (ymnmz)

252 An article is posted on National Review denouncing evangelicals for continuing to support Trump.

"He paid off a porn star, damnit!

You have to abandon him, and embrace all the GOP-Ers and Democrats who make sure that Planned Parenthood continues to get Federal funding!

When will you damned Christians learn who your real friends are?"

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (Mrl1e)

253 the only way trump could piss me off is if i found out he schlonged barbra streisand. that's a fucking bridge too far for even me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (KP5rU)

254 Voters had a choice between an adulterer who would support the things they value and a sick, alcoholic criminal. What choice does the criminally self righteous French suggest they make?
When it comes to Democrats voters have the choice between vile and viler.
When it comes to Republicans the choice between useless and uselesser.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 04:20 PM (Qy/KM)

255 Sorry for your loss Jane.

Posted by: Farmer at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (lfXAE)

256 President Trump makes no mention of Chappaquidick at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (EzdLW)

257 President Trump made no mention of the fact that Fox crushes CNN in ratings more frequently than Anderson Cooper gets a dirty sanchez from Don Lemon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (ATVNj)

258 >>>>>>Serious question since I've been ignoring this
story...have either he or she confirmed that sex happened or are the
media taking the fact that he paid a porn chick a lot of money as de
facto proof?



Posted by: Laughing in Texas at May 04, 2018 04:08 PM
.
.
.She signed an affidavit under oath that there never was any affair, now she is saying there was an affair. Either she is lying now or she was lying then, but she is a confirmed liar.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (+Dllb)

259 Sex is no big deal! Stay out of our bedrooms! What happens between two adults is none of your business!

TRUMP HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE A DECADE AGO!

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (tve+u)

260
Do your balls hang low? Do they swing to and fro?
Can you tie 'em in a knot? Can you tie 'em in a bow?
Do they chime like a gong when you pull upon your dong?
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Ting-a-ling, God damn, find a woman if you can.
If you can't find a woman, find a clean old man.
If you're ever in Gibraltar, take a flying fuck at Walter.
Can you do the double shuffle when your balls hang low?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (QQ+il)

261 The national Day of Prayer is NOT for talking about sex with porn stars. It is for talking about the injustice of the crusades.

Posted by: Ripley at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (MxEKc)

262 236
Rep.Keith Ellison to SecDef Mattis :Investigate white supremacists in the military



https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295967/

Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM (LiyEm)


Moar Trump Please.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (ymnmz)

263 Sorry to here about your kitty, Jane, have a hug and a smile.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (nWc4E)

264 To quote somebody else here on AoS:
I didn't elect a pope. I elected a president. And he's doing a great job at that so far. His moral troubles are between him and his wife, his family and his God.


Consider the converse: Jimmy Carter. No apparent moral problems, but a truly appallingly bad President.

I'll take a Trump any day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (oYp/M)

265 I think Grump had a stroke.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (/tuJf)

266 I think Trump just won the 2020 election

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (7ZVPa)

267 President Trump makes no mention of old men's ballz at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (EzdLW)

268
I'm sorry but 'Porn Actress who engages in Anal Sex' should be how she is referred.

Risky business. Much shorter life expectancy. Gotta grab money any way you can for the inevitable 'urgent call' from the Drs. office.

It's a shame that some (Soros) are using her this way. Special place in hell I hope has his name on it.

Posted by: Forgot My Nic at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (LOgQ4)

269 Don't let your dingle-dangle dangle in the dirt,
If you let your dingle dangle then you're gonna get hurt.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (0tfLf)

270 so ... if Stormy Daniels aka Peggy Peterson aka Stephanie A. Gregory Clifford broke the NDA ... does that mean she has to pay BACK the $130k ??

Posted by: WaldoTJ at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (M1MpJ)

271 I'd trust Trump to watch my kids. He's not a perv.
Besides, he's probably skip out and let Ivanka and Jared watch them and
when I come back, they'd have learned Mandarin Chinese....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (7uYFy)


Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (ptqGC)

272 When I asked my brother what he thought about it he grinned, high-fived me and said, "He was a billionaire. OF COURSE he banged a porn star!" I feel the same.

Posted by: biblio at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (6FY0P)

273 I didn't elect a pope. I elected a president.

I far prefer Trump to the Pope.

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (Mrl1e)

274 President Trump made no mention of the fact that Fox
crushes CNN in ratings more frequently than Anderson Cooper gets a
dirty sanchez from Don Lemon.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (ATVNj)
==================

Eh, he might have mentioned that one.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (lwiT4)

275
President Trump makes no mention of Generalissimo Francisco Franco at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (EzdLW)

276 Yeah, MFM et al., you didn't create The Donald; you can't destroy him. We all know who he was. We also know of some of the philanthropy given and decency expressed, too - that which you would never report now.

So FOAD.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (H8S+R)

277 253 the only way trump could piss me off is if i found out he made me schlong barbra streisand. that's a fucking bridge too far for even me.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

FIFY

Posted by: Rick in SK at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (FZYNt)

278 Thank you Jesus!!

I banged a porno chick!!

And I liked it!!!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (xqfqx)

279
I wouldn't hire him to watch my children. But, given the two options, I found him most likely to nominate a good judge to the SC (Done), lower my taxes (done), and get the economy to some semblance of unfucked (in progress.)
Posted by: DanInMN at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM (h5ffp)


His kids seem remarkably normal for children that grew up filthy rich

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (10vO4)

280 Imagine what might have been achieved in the last year and a half if the 'Republicans' had gotten on board, turned to, and earnestly pursued a conservative agenda.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (cp1if)

281 If only we'd elected the rapist-enabler instead.

Posted by: Moron Robbie: I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (tve+u)

282
Jane:

Check your e-mail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)

283 What it means is that you on the left so horrified and enraged people that they're willing to put up with even this to put a thumb in your eye and stop the madness. When we keep saying "this is how you got Trump" its not a taunt, its a warning.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:14 PM

Well done!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (3c1uO)

284
President Trump makes no mention of Anderson Cooper's mom at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (EzdLW)

285 I'd probably hit Barbra Streisand right now, much less in the Funny Girl days.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (QQ+il)

286 The cutest thing I saw on twitter today. Little girl not happy with Super Bowl half-time entertainment choice :


https://is.gd/sRhEVs

Posted by: Dr Spank at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (4e+hS)

287 I didn't vote for Trump to be my pastor, my father, my keeper, my guardian or my moral compass. I voted for him to be President of the Unites States of America. At that, he has not disappointed me yet.

Posted by: biblio at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (6FY0P)

288 Anyone who says the signed a non-disclosure agreement then talks about what they were paid to stay quiet about is pretty obviously not to b trusted.

Just like the traitor who may have been useful to you but now cannot be trusted and is likely to end up shot anyway how can you believe anything they now say? They've already proven there is no low they will not stoop to for their own gain.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (39g3+)

289 Does CNN mention all of the retractions and incorrect stories they publish when accepting some 'journalism' award?

Posted by: Joe, no that other one at May 04, 2018 04:25 PM (7pOq5)

290 272 When I asked my brother what he thought about it he grinned, high-fived me and said, "He was a billionaire. OF COURSE he banged a porn star!" I feel the same.

Posted by: biblio at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (6FY0P)

If he wasn't banging 'em by the six pack, I might think something was wrong with him.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:25 PM (Dp6qK)

291 This being Milt...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:15 PM (VM6ev)


Are you the pimp? You look like Gandhi!

Posted by: This is CNN at May 04, 2018 04:25 PM (gbWkA)

292
Voters had a choice between an adulterer who would support the things
they value and a sick, alcoholic criminal.
======

Far worse than that. Hillary destroyed women that her husband had violently raped. I think that is almost worse than the raper. No it is worse. And the evil fat c*nt did it solely for power and money.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:25 PM (pw+jk)

293 256 President Trump makes no mention of Chappaquidick at the National Day of Prayer
Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:21 PM (EzdLW)


What about the Chappaqua Dick? Strap-on or otherwise.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:25 PM (VM6ev)

294 Trump is killing dragons that need killing. Thats what matters to me. Democrats dont give a crap about morals, save for the alansky angle.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2018 04:25 PM (rpAqR)

295 Do you *sniff, sniff*

. . . think *sniff, sniff*

. . . Stormy loved him and that *sniff, sniff*

. . . Donald Trump broke her heart?

*sobs uncontrollably*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (ATVNj)

296 >>An article is posted on National Review denouncing evangelicals for continuing to support Trump.



Ah, David French doubling-down. That'll change those dang evangelicals' minds!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (W+vEI)

297 That's right padre! I smacked it up, flipped and rubbed it down!!!

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (xqfqx)

298 so ... if Stormy Daniels aka Peggy Peterson aka Stephanie A. Gregory Clifford broke the NDA ... does that mean she has to pay BACK the $130k ??

Posted by: WaldoTJ at May 04, 2018 04:22 PM (M1MpJ)


It means - according to the agreement that SHE signed - that she has to pay $1M for each instance of breaking the NDA.

She's basically into Cohen for about a billion dollars right now.

Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (Z5y53)

299 President Trump makes no mention of Anderson Cooper's penchant for dirt poking at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: This is CNN at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (pw+jk)

300
President Trump makes no mention of what God is telling Oprah at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (EzdLW)

301 Does CNN think the national day of prayer is some sort of confessional?

Posted by: TexasDan at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (yL25O)

302
President Trump makes no mention of Brooke Baldwin's tits at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (EzdLW)

303 271 I'd trust Trump to watch my kids. He's not a perv.
Besides, he's probably skip out and let Ivanka and Jared watch them and
when I come back, they'd have learned Mandarin Chinese....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 04, 2018 04:19 PM (7uYFy)

Lol.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (

There's no Democrat I'd trust unless it wore a Hannibal Lector mask.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (Qy/KM)

304 Trump is killing dragons that need killing. Thats what matters to me.

Yeah, he's the anti-hero you know isn't a good guy but is defeating the bad guys so you can't help but cheer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (39g3+)

305 I just realized that I haven't heard the slur "fundies" in a-g-e-s.
It sounds so quaint now.

Eh. I guess nursing homes have the interwebs.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (0jtPF)

306 Put me in the 'I don't care' category...except that it's kinda cool.

Makes me wish I lived the Trump life even more.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards Now With Infinity War Review at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (xJa6I)

307 If CNN was any more full of shit they'd be Shep Smith's Esophagus.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (UnA8+)

308 264 . . . Consider the converse: Jimmy Carter. No apparent moral problems, but a truly appallingly bad President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
___________________

Point taken, but I take great pleasure in reminding people that he ran as a proud segregationist in his first run for public office.

And then there's all that Joooo-hate of his that makes even some Mahometans look twice and take notes.

Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (9vQJW)

309 >>>She's basically into Cohen for about a billion dollars right now

...laughs uncontrollably...

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (3sztE)

310
President Trump makes no mention of Peter North's girthiness at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (EzdLW)

311 President Trump makes no mention of our latest award at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Chicken Fucking Network at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (djCea)

312 Robert Mueller Makes No Mention of Whitey Bulger at National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (AzW6q)

313 She's basically into Cohen for about a billion dollars right now.

Posted by: blaster at May 04, 2018 04:26 PM (Z5y53)

===
yeah I don't think this will be a revenue positive experience for her. Most democrats will welsh on their commitments.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (pw+jk)

314 President Trump makes no mention of Chuck Schumer's old man balls at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (RD7QR)

315 11 Well, who is surprised? After a decade of Democrats telling us that sex doesn't matter, right?
____________________

What I learned from the Clinton sex scandals (thanks, Dimocrats!):

--sex doesn't matter;
--everybody lies about sex, even under oath;
--when it's consensual sex between adults, it doesn't matter about their marital/kids status and it's nobody else's business except the parties involved;
--politicians pay off women they've banged all the time;
--most of the women who make claims that they've banged politicians are either nuts or sluts or both, and we should basically just ignore them.

Did I forget anything Dimocrats? Other than "this is old news and we knew this about him already and it's not important anyway, and we should all just move on"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (fqUgw)

316 The cutest thing I saw on twitter today. Little girl not happy with Super Bowl half-time entertainment choice

That is pretty adorable. I'd knock her for liking Lady Gaga, but at 3 I guess that is about right for a fan of her music.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

317 304 Trump is killing dragons that need killing. Thats what matters to me.

Yeah, he's the anti-hero you know isn't a good guy but is defeating the bad guys so you can't help but cheer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (39g3+)

Nah, he's firmly reached good guy territory.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (Dp6qK)

318 305 I just realized that I haven't heard the slur "fundies" in a-g-e-s.
It sounds so quaint now.

Eh. I guess nursing homes have the interwebs.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (0jtPF)

Fundies? Is that code for crotchless panties or an appellation for people from the Bay of Fundy?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (VM6ev)

319 His kids seem remarkably normal for children that grew up filthy rich

*******************************

Yeah they're definitely a major step up from Reagan's weird ass kids, and two scoops up on Bush's whorey leftist scruntish daughters.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (+dsLj)

320 I just realized that I haven't heard the slur "fundies" in a-g-e-s. It sounds so quaint now.

He should have busted out "Jesuslanders" that one is a classic

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (39g3+)

321 312 Robert Mueller Makes No Mention of Whitey Bulger at National Day of Prayer
________________________________________________

As it should be.

Posted by: Stephen Flemmi a.k.a. "The Rifelman" at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (ATVNj)

322 They need to poll Trump's family, the true 'target' of the investigation.

Everyone associated with Trump gets roughed up. Right up to Baron. Rinse and repeat.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 04, 2018 04:29 PM (PvCxa)

323
Eric Holder makes no mention of Fast and Furious at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (EzdLW)

324 314 President Trump makes no mention of Chuck Schumer's old man balls at the National Day of Prayer.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 04, 2018 04:28 PM (RD7QR)


"They just keep rollin' along....."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (VM6ev)

325 Hey, you in the front row...with the blond hair. You ever make it with a rich guy??

Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (xqfqx)

326 He should have busted out "Jesuslanders" that one is a classic


"snake handlers"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (QQ+il)

327 Trump is, by far, the most activist President for religious freedom, particularly Judeo-Christian flavor (the brand that made America), in the modern age - and given the hostilities directed specifically against Christians and Jews, that's saying something - and CNN et al. thinks Evangelicals are going to abandon him because of this contract-breaking hussy's desire to boost her career via a non-story?

Pull the other one. It has bells on it.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (H8S+R)

328 Fundies are any undies with Benwah balls.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)

329 President Trump makes no mention of malicious strobe lights on the internet at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Kurt Eichenbald at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (rBnYq)

330 Trump isn't the hero we want but he's the hero we need.

He's Batman.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

331
James Comey makes no mention of Marth Stewart at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (EzdLW)

332 330 Trump isn't the hero we want but he's the hero we need.

He's Batman.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)


Eastwood's "The Man with No Name."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (VM6ev)

333 President Trump instructs CNN to "pull my finger" at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Huck Follywood, I'm your Huckleberry! at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (rBnYq)

334 Did I forget anything Dimocrats? Other than "this is old news and we knew this about him already and it's not important anyway, and we should all just move on"?
=====

"Vast right-wing conspiracy!"

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (nILVB)

335 President Trump made no mention of Sarah Huckabee-Sander's chocolate pecan pie recipe at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (7UW64)

336 President Trump makes no mention of tentacle porn at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: This is CNN at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (pw+jk)

337 The only thing I don't understand is why - going with "Trump knew about the payoff" - he didn't shrug and say, "Fine, go ahead and talk."

Seriously, it's not like it would have changed my estimation of his character any, or anyone else's, either.

Posted by: Dianna at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (DV/Ik)

338 His kids seem remarkably normal for children that grew up filthy rich

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:23 PM (10vO4)

To Trump's credit, his sons have said that they didn't get an easy ride. Starting in their teens he took them to construction sites and put them to work with the builders, pouring concrete and laying bricks, etc. Trump wanted them to see the labor that went into how his buildings went up, top to bottom, before they inherited the business. Even when they started taking on executive roles, he treated them like employees, not sons, while on the clock. Apparently, Trump is not easy to work for.
I think that's alot of the reason they come across as pretty down to earth considering the wealth they were born into.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (oyCqX)

339 Hillary Clinton Makes No Mention of Haiti at National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:32 PM (AzW6q)

340 Know who ozero mentioned on ndp?
00000000000000000000000000000

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2018 04:32 PM (rpAqR)

341 Jane:



Check your e-mail.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:24 PM (VM6ev)


You're an angel. Check yours!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

342 President Trump made no mention of Caitlyn Jenner's struggle during National Prayer Day. He's that insensitive!

Posted by: CNN at May 04, 2018 04:32 PM (gh7cp)

343 Hillary makes no mention of chlamydia at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:32 PM (ATVNj)

344 24,262.51+332.36 (+1.39%)


IMPEACH!!

Posted by: DJIA Deathwatch at May 04, 2018 04:32 PM (QQ+il)

345 President Trump makes to mention of relentless Windows 10 updates at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Ripley at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (MxEKc)

346 330
Trump isn't the hero we want but he's the hero we need.



He's Batman.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (/tuJf)

Heh. /Thread!

Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (oyCqX)

347 Stephen Hayes Makes No Mention of Dog Sodomy At National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (AzW6q)

348 I look forward to PDT's reelection. The complete meltdown will be epic.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (ptqGC)

349 Trump is killing dragons that need killing. Thats what matters to me.



Yeah, he's the anti-hero you know isn't a good guy but is defeating the bad guys so you can't help but cheer.

**This**


Trump is Ash Williams


Posted by: dananjcon at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (xqfqx)

350 >>
Did I forget anything Dimocrats? Other than "this is old news and we knew this about him already and it's not important anyway, and we should all just move on"?



Yup, one more thing......"It's the economy, stupid!"

And with unemployment just going below 4% + tax bill spurring business growth and employee bonuses = Trump's economy is #Winning!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (W+vEI)

351 Robert Mueller Makes No Mention of the Anthrax investigation he screwed the pooch on National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (gbWkA)

352
Joy Reid makes no mention of anti-gay tweets at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:33 PM (EzdLW)

353 Maxine Waters makes mention of the woodchuck that died so she could have a wig at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:34 PM (ATVNj)

354
I've found that porn actresses who do anal are impeccable witnesses as to fact.

Posted by: Said No One - Ever at May 04, 2018 04:34 PM (LOgQ4)

355 CNN morphed so slowly into The Onion, I truly did not see it.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:34 PM (pw+jk)

356 One of the beating replies to CNN...


@RonColeman

You've given up even pretending to pretend to care about looking like you'd be open to pretending to try.

Posted by: Tami at May 04, 2018 04:34 PM (Enq6K)

357 Hillary Clinton made no mention of anything at National Prayer Day as she had become a pillar of salt.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 04:35 PM (gh7cp)

358 Donna Brazil Makes No Mention of Debate Questions At National Day of Prayer

Posted by: ThisIsCNNInANutshell at May 04, 2018 04:35 PM (AzW6q)

359 Come now, if the Access Hollywood tapes didn't destroy Trump, why do they think this will?

A rich man has a consensual relationship, and pays the woman to keep quiet.

So what?

Posted by: The ARC of History at May 04, 2018 04:35 PM (Mrl1e)

360
I've found that porn actresses who do anal are impeccable witnesses as to fact.

Posted by: Said No One - Ever at May 04, 2018 04:34 PM (LOgQ4)


Aren't they always looking the wrong way?

Posted by: Flawless Male Logic at May 04, 2018 04:35 PM (10vO4)

361
Hillary Clinton made no mention of anything at National Prayer Day as she had become a pillar of salt.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 04:35 PM (gh7cp)
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LOL

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (lwiT4)

362 Hey!! I never donkey punched her though. That's were I draw the line!


Posted by: Donny Two Scoops at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (xqfqx)

363 Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (oyCqX)

And even Ivanka was taken to work sites to meet the workers and learn what they all did. There are pictures of her with her little hardhat on...too cute.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (3dsTO)

364 My tax rate went down and I'm getting a bigger standard deduction. That's what I care about.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (+lVUW)

365 353 Maxine Waters makes mention of the woodchuck that died so she could have a wig at the National Day of Prayer.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:34 PM (ATVNj)

Now that you've mentioned it, that damned wig-hat is gonna be commenting here again. See what you've done?

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (7UW64)

366 I've found that porn actresses who do anal are impeccable witnesses as to fact.

========

Particularly the pornstars that then lie about it in an easily checked source.

Those pornstars are the soooooper reliable ones.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (pw+jk)

367 "President Trump makes no mention of the porn star payment storm at the National Day of Prayer"


So Obama talked about honing his tool at the National Day of Prayer?

Posted by: gNewt at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (vlVF/)

368 President Trump made no mention of beavers at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: ALH at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (GST/g)

369 337 The only thing I don't understand is why - going with "Trump knew about the payoff" - he didn't shrug and say, "Fine, go ahead and talk."

Seriously, it's not like it would have changed my estimation of his character any, or anyone else's, either.

Posted by: Dianna at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (DV/Ik)

How much mileage has he gotten out of the "fake news" who are "unfairly" running 24/7 coverage, while history is being made on the Korean Peninsula, economy is going great, etc.?

Meanwhile, Trump is busting out 51% approval, as his base goes into bunker mode.

He's got this.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (Dp6qK)

370 Gayle King defends Charlie Rose who molested women for decades.

Shut your pie hole, Gayle, for a consensual (pay to play) relationship that took place 12 FREAKING YEARS AGO.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (ptqGC)

371 The mere existence of a payoff (assuming that to be the case) doesn't prove a thing. People reach settlements all the time to avoid the hassle, expense, and notoriety of litigation.

A company I worked for gave the boot to a female lawyer who was totally incompetent and who had made a number of disastrous blunders (and once advised me to make one, too, but fortunately I was skeptical enough to double-check with another lawyer, or I'd have had some fast talking to do to the board of directors). She sued the company for that hardy chestnut, sexual discrimination, and the company paid her off to make the whole thing go away. And yet the company was 100% in the right, and she was 100% in the wrong.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (oYp/M)

372 President Trump Makes No Mention of way there is air on the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (gbWkA)

373
Al Franken makes no mention of Leeann Tweeden at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (EzdLW)

374 I think of Trump as King Kong, and the snake as the media. Short clip:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNkof76o8P8

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (9tO1t)

375 President Trump Makes No Mention of Anthony Weiner's Dick Pics at National Day of Prayer!

Posted by: CNN at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (fqUgw)

376 Podesta Brothers Make No Mention of Spirit Cooking At National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:37 PM (AzW6q)

377 So Obama talked about honing his tool at the National Day of Prayer?

Posted by: gNewt at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (vlVF/)


Don't you remember his apologies for his days in the Chicago bathhouses? Before he was elected?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

378 To be honest, I do have Stormy beat on certain count that shall be unnamed.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (pw+jk)

379 The Never Trump side apparently wants me to be outraged about Stormy Daniels. But they don't explain what I am supposed to do with my outraged outrage. Demand impeachment? Demand resignation? Walk in front of the White House ringing a bell shouting "Shame! Shame!"

Demanding outrage without suggesting a course of action sounds like virtue signaling.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM

Trump must embroider a giant red A for Adulterer out of fabric, and wear it every day to remind him of his shame.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (2NqXo)

380 President Trump makes no mention of covfefe at the National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (ATVNj)

381 I expect all those burly construction workers melted at the sight of a beautiful little ivanka walking around the site in a hard hat.

Posted by: maddogg at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (rpAqR)

382 President Trump fails to use Latin or Hebrew at National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9tO1t)

383 Wasn't "Trump sleeps around" sort of a known quantity since the early 80s?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (VgKNm)

384 364 My tax rate went down and I'm getting a bigger standard deduction. That's what I care about.
Posted by: nerdygirl


Basically, he's paying EVERYbody off! Why am I outraged at him again? I keep forgetting.

Posted by: t-bird at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (gh7cp)

385 Particularly the pornstars that then lie about it in an easily checked source.

Those pornstars are the soooooper reliable ones.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:36 PM (pw+jk)

To be fair, maybe she means she hasn't taken it up the poopchute since she had her asshole rebuilt from all the damage of the previous encounters.

Splitting hairs, I suppose.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (7UW64)

386 Trump makes no mention of The Gorilla Channel at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: prof disarray, gumdrop gorilla channel at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (vU4+z)

387 The only person Trump should be afraid of is Melania. Those Eastern European women are not to be fucked with.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

388
President Trump makes no mention of Fight Club at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (EzdLW)

389 I would have mentioned titty-banging Stormy at the national day of prayer but I'm trying to become more humble.

Posted by: Donald Fucking Trump at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (4e+hS)

390 The mere existence of a payoff (assuming that to be the case) doesn't prove a thing. People reach settlements all the time to avoid the hassle, expense, and notoriety of litigation.

Right, and that's why, although I want names to be named, that congressional payoff list isn't necessarily evidence of malfeasance. Just because you paid Sally Sleaze $25,000 to shut up and go away doesn't mean what she's claiming was real. Just more trouble to fight than pay.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (39g3+)

391 That's what I don't get -- wealthy people are swarmed with allegations of all kinds of things: promised to fund this museum, had an affair, molested me in the elevator, and on and on. Pretty sure there is a standard NDA with an amount (depending on how much the person alleging makes) that any attorney can disburse funds. Facts don't matter, it is just the irritation and distraction of the allegation. NDA and simple payout, nobody cares.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (MIKMs)

392 388. Ha!

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (fA1SL)

393 236 Rep.Keith Ellison to SecDef Mattis :Investigate white supremacists in the military

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295967/
Posted by: steevy at May 04, 2018 04:18 PM

Perhaps Rep. Ellison should be questioned about racist black muslims taking over the Democratic Party, and affirmative action appointments throughout gov't?

Posted by: Morton at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (GEvn6)

394 379 The Never Trump side apparently wants me to be outraged about Stormy Daniels. But they don't explain what I am supposed to do with my outraged outrage. Demand impeachment? Demand resignation? Walk in front of the White House ringing a bell shouting "Shame! Shame!"

Demanding outrage without suggesting a course of action sounds like virtue signaling.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at May 04, 2018 03:52 PM

Trump must embroider a giant red A for Adulterer out of fabric, and wear it every day to remind him of his shame.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (2NqXo)

I'm thinking you are supposed to flounce out of the room dramatically every time his name is mentioned.

Posted by: tcn in AK at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (7UW64)

395 Trump steals creamer from the break room coffeemaker.

IMPEACH

Posted by: Aesculapius Rabinowitz at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (v9gSJ)

396 President Trump fails to use Latin or Hebrew at National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9tO1t)
==================

Worse than that. He failed to use the King James.

Posted by: grammie winger - Springing at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (lwiT4)

397 387 The only person Trump should be afraid of is Melania. Those Eastern European women are not to be fucked with.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
________________________________________

Tell me about it.

Posted by: LAPD Cop Who Was Beat Up By Zsa Zsa Gabor at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (ATVNj)

398
President Trump fails to use Latin or Hebrew at National Day of Prayer

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:38 PM (9tO1t)


He fails to bow to Mecca five times a day. H8tr!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (ptqGC)

399 Fundies are any undies with Benwah balls.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)

---------------

Posted by: No at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (+F0Wk)

400 Basically, he's paying EVERYbody off! Why am I outraged at him again? I keep forgetting.

Posted by: t-bird

=

Well not the rich leftists in high tax blue states. Those people he is giving a schlonging of Stormy proportions.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:40 PM (pw+jk)

401 387
The only person Trump should be afraid of is Melania. Those Eastern European women are not to be fucked with.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM (ptqGC)
seriously...

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (a0IVu)

402 Fundies are any undies with Benwah balls.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:30 PM (pw+jk)

-------------------

Let's try this again....

They're also undies built for two!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (+F0Wk)

403 Seriously, though... how do they expect anyone to make a moral judgment on Trump's fitness for office, when the alternative were people who would've made the White House Chef prepare State Spirit Dinners. It was him or actual occultists who perform black magic.

"C'mon guys..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (AzW6q)

404 Hasn't this basically been the same thing that happened with the RUSSIA!!!!!!!! push the media did. They spent months doing their Jan Brady impersonation of "Russia! Russia! Russia!" And then they started getting their polls in and found out no one believed a single thing about what they were pushing. And now they went all in on the Porn star. And after all their coverage again no one gives a shit. So now what are they going to do?

Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (lKs2v)

405 FFS. June Allyson could be considered an adult film actress as she was an adult when she acted in films.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 03:55 PM

June got around. She liked the booze and she liked men. A lot of men, a lot.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (2NqXo)

406 President Trump doesn't mention High Horses or Crusades at NDof P.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (zQNWz)

407 Has anyone on the Left referred to Stormy as 'A bimbo'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (9tO1t)

408 Point taken, but I take great pleasure in reminding people that he ran as a proud segregationist in his first run for public office.

Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (9vQJW)


Really? I hadn't known that.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (oYp/M)

409 Perhaps Rep. Ellison should be questioned about racist black muslims taking over the Democratic Party, and affirmative action appointments throughout gov't?
Posted by: Morton at May 04, 2018 04:39 PM

Or his meetings with Farahkhan that he said never happened, or his support for the black panthers etc. Fuck off Keef.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (3c1uO)

410 Jane D'oh - so sorry to hear that. I saw where you mentioned her declining health a few days ago. I hope it will be some comfort to you that you were there with her to the end and that she went easy, being held by the one who loves her. I know you're headed for a vacation and were worried about her not making it til you got back. She was spared dying alone and you were spared the pain of not being with her. That's a blessing. She'll be waiting for you.

Posted by: cfo mom at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (RfzVr)

411 So, how was it, Donald? Better than Monica, I bet. And, certainly better than the Gin Queen.

Posted by: goon at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (PEcU2)

412 So sorry about your kitty, Jane. My old cat may be joining her soon. Always hurts to lose them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (Lqy/e)

413
President Trump makes no mention of Fundies at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (EzdLW)

414 The Never Trump side apparently wants me to be outraged about Stormy Daniels. But they don't explain what I am supposed to do with my outraged outrage. Demand impeachment? Demand resignation? Walk in front of the White House ringing a bell shouting "Shame! Shame!"

I was puzzled about that and brought it up yesterday, and several people suggested that its not about Trump at all. They want everyone to say "OK you were right all along and now we'll shut up and do what you tell us to, you have your status and power back and we'll just submit"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (39g3+)

415 Now that you've mentioned it, that damned wig-hat is gonna be commenting here again. See what you've done?
_________________________

EM SNIG COCO-NUDS, FOADY FI!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (fqUgw)

416 358 Donna Brazil Makes No Mention of Debate Questions At National Day of Prayer
Posted by: ThisIsCNNInANutshell at May 04, 2018 04:35 PM (AzW6q)


She needs to get waxed...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (VM6ev)

417 So now what are they going to do?
Posted by: buzzion at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM (lKs2v)


Is it too much to hope for seppuku?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (oYp/M)

418 >>Facts don't matter, it is just the irritation and distraction of the allegation. NDA and simple payout, nobody cares.


Payoff that happened right before the election. She was threatening to destroy his campaign with an "October surprise". Extortion.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (W+vEI)

419 Trump makes no mention of the Deplorable Cookbook...and I find this worrisome.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (0tfLf)

420 President Trump fails to speak in tongues at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (gbWkA)

421 They don't pay me enough.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (ATVNj)

422 >>So now what are they going to do?

Obstruction! And being orange and gross!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (/tuJf)

423 The OIG report will be delayed a couple of weeks due to new information related to Clinton's emails.

This is not a joke. (Remove spaces)

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2018/05/04/doj-
inspector-generals-testimony-postponed-amid-new-
leads-in-clinton-case-review.html

Posted by: IrishEi at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (HiDrR)

424 I gotta respect the man. I know how much harder it is to be heterosexual.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (gh7cp)

425 Trump is worse then Presednt Clinton when it comes to abusing women. We cannot have a pervert like Trump as are Presdent. Let's gat rid of these lying pervert !!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (qM84C)

426 >>>CNN is such a steaming pile of shit to connect the Stormy Daniels issue with the National Day of Prayer.

It's like a giant shark jumped over a pool of mega-sharks swimming in a massive, shark shaped pool.

Posted by: Max Power at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (q177U)

427 buzzion at May 04, 2018 04:41 PM

Escalate
Anti-Fa calls for violence.

Posted by: Skandia Recluse - at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (roQNm)

428 They don't pay me enough.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM

When you're working down there, for fun have you ever yelled ECHO!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (3c1uO)

429 She needs to get waxed...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (VM6ev)
---
To hear her tell it, she's been afraid of that since the Seth Rich thing... bulletproofed her house and everything.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (AzW6q)

430 AFAIK, he didn't pay for the sex, he paid for the quiet.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (Kuhyt)

431 I think this Stormy dust up is WHY President Trump is beating Obama in the polls. Most normal people are tired of the fake news bullshit and the brothers are like "That Trump is a dog!!"


Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (pw+jk)

432 >>>The OIG report will be delayed a couple of weeks due to new information related to Clinton's emails.

#TwoWeeks

Posted by: Max Power at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (q177U)

433
Ray Nagin makes no mention of unused school buses at the National Day of Prayer

Posted by: @ThisIsCNN at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (EzdLW)

434 everyone understand "$ 4 shhh"

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (Kuhyt)

435 nood rudy and comey

Posted by: IC at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (a0IVu)

436 (D)s view Christians the same way they view blacks. Since they don't actually know any or live or work with them, they have to make up what they're like from what they see on TV. Unfortunately, the people making the TV shows are these same folks.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (VgKNm)

437
President Trump fails to dance gangnam style at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Archer at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (gbWkA)

438 They don't pay me enough.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM (ATVNj)They don't pay me enough.




Tell me about it.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Proctologist at May 04, 2018 04:44 PM (QQ+il)

439 Noody Giuliani

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 04, 2018 04:45 PM (AzW6q)

440 Keep me awake, people! Come at the news of the day hard, 'cause I'm making meatloaf and that is the path to tragedy, usually. Yeah, right! Like you've never awakened to the smell of burning meat! Right!

Posted by: goon at May 04, 2018 04:45 PM (PEcU2)

441 J.J. Sefton: "Eastwood's 'The Man with No Name.'"

Bingo. Stormy's the broad who got upset Trump didn't come back for more.

But seriously, that is who Trump is. Enters the fray, uses ju-jitsu, rights some wrongs, and blows up whatever needs blowing up. And then he'll ride off into the sunset... and bang a European model who always looks stunning.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 04, 2018 04:45 PM (H8S+R)

442 President Trump fails to pronounce Pok-ee-ston like douch-bag Obama would.



Posted by: dananjcon at May 04, 2018 04:45 PM (xqfqx)

443 428 They don't pay me enough.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM

When you're working down there, for fun have you ever yelled ECHO!
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 04, 2018 04:43 PM (3c1uO)
____________________________________________

Once, and some guy yelled back.

I've been thinking about setting up a toll booth to cover costs.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:45 PM (ATVNj)

444 President Trump fails to speak in tongues at National Day of Prayer.
Posted by: Archer
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President Trump fails to wash the feet of the media at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:45 PM (QxXRY)

445 Posted by: Agent Cooper at May 04, 2018 04:31 PM (oyCqX)

That's the way to do it, when my oldest was in high school I got him a job with a earth moving contractor. We sent him to a surveyor to work for a couple of weeks to learn how to lay out stakes from plans.

After three days in the field he told his boss he had a little brother that could run circles around the laborers they kept throwing at him. That summer they laid out the rough grading for all of Royal Oaks in Houston. They were so wore out they were asleep by 9pm every night.

To this day they swear that was why they got college degrees. And both are in construction today doing nicely.

Posted by: DanMan at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (XTiHL)

446 They don't pay me enough.
Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM


Pffft.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (oYp/M)

447 Eastern European women seem more forgiving of men who stray than, say, Puerto Ricans.

how do they expect anyone to make a moral judgment on Trump's fitness for office, when the alternative were people who would've made the White House Chef prepare State Spirit Dinners. It was him or actual occultists who perform black magic.

Yeah this is fact. It was "OK he's an adulterer who lies a lot and is crude in his speech... but at least he doesn't literally worship Satan and molest children."

I mean... it was awful vs unthinkable in the race, and it turns out that awful... isn't really all that awful. In fact, he's rough around the edges, but actually really good at this.

Let's put it this way: I voted for Vermin Supreme in 2016 because I believed it was a bad choice either way and the nation was doomed. I'll vote for Trump in 2020 unless something serious changes.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (39g3+)

448 America just disappointed David French in a yuge way.

Posted by: WonkishRogue Tarasque Enthusiast at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (O9JR8)

449 Trump at next press conference; Yes I fucked her. I fucked her good. Next question.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (mmnfm)

450 President Trump fails to speak in tongues at National Day of Prayer.
Posted by: Archer
-------------

President Trump fails to handle serpents at National Day of Prayer.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (QxXRY)

451 Point taken, but I take great pleasure in reminding people that he [Jimmy Carter] ran as a proud segregationist in his first run for public office.

Posted by: Furious George at May 04, 2018 04:27 PM (9vQJW)

Really? I hadn't known that.



Ja. That's the kind of assertion that needs a link of some sort.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2018 04:46 PM (fuK7c)

452 Funny how Grand Inquisitor Special Counsel Bob Mueller's reports are never delayed due to new evidence arising related to anything. But the OIG report is stuck in a #twoweeks time loop or something.

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 04:47 PM (EzdLW)

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 04:47 PM (EzdLW)

454 test

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 04:47 PM (EzdLW)

455 phew!

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 04:47 PM (EzdLW)

456 oh wait it wasn't me that left the tag open

Posted by: Hands at May 04, 2018 04:48 PM (EzdLW)

457 Bander - The Barrel beckons....

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 04, 2018 04:48 PM (y3sT9)

458 They don't pay me enough.

Posted by: Stormy Daniels' Gynecologist at May 04, 2018 04:42 PM



Pffft.

Posted by: Hillary Clinton's Gynecologist

=======

Pfffft the fuck PFFFFFFFTTTTTT

Posted by: Huma Weiner at May 04, 2018 04:48 PM (pw+jk)

459 >>Funny how Grand Inquisitor Special Counsel Bob Mueller's reports are never delayed due to new evidence arising related to anything. But the OIG report is stuck in a #twoweeks time loop or something.

Even funnier how all of Mueller's indictments seem to be turning to shit.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 04, 2018 04:49 PM (/tuJf)

460 449 Trump at next press conference; Yes I fucked her. I fucked her good. Next question.
__________________

And I paid her to shut up about it, and she took the money and agreed to shut up, and then she tried to extort more out of me when I got the nomination, and now I have instructed my attorneys to sue the ever-loving shit out of the skanky whore!

Posted by: The Donald at May 04, 2018 04:49 PM (fqUgw)

461 Willowed and embarrelled.

Fuck my life.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2018 04:50 PM (fuK7c)

462 The Never Trump side apparently wants me to be outraged about Stormy Daniels. But they don't explain what I am supposed to do with my outraged outrage. Demand impeachment? Demand resignation? Walk in front of the White House ringing a bell shouting "Shame! Shame!"


The legal end of this deal is proving that the payoff was from campaign funds which is a felony punishable by imprisonment.

The tyrants want to own us.

Posted by: gNewt at May 04, 2018 04:50 PM (vlVF/)

463 Stormy Daniels, Megyn Kelly, - at this point what difference does it make?

Posted by: Fritz at May 04, 2018 04:50 PM (J7XgW)

464 EM FOAD CNN!!!

Posted by: Mad Maxine's wighat at May 04, 2018 04:52 PM (8TdcF)

465 Melania says, I watched and she wasn't very good.

Posted by: gNewt at May 04, 2018 04:52 PM (vlVF/)

466 This ace fellow took his smart pills today.

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 04:53 PM (+lOpA)

467 I picture Grand Inquisitor Mueller wearing a pointy hood when he's working.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 04, 2018 04:54 PM (Qy/KM)

468 nood

Posted by: eleven at May 04, 2018 04:55 PM (+lOpA)

469 Jimmy Carter's racist campaign of 1970

https://tinyurl.com/yaqzzhoz


First hit on google.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 04:55 PM (QQ+il)

470 Jimmy Carter's racist campaign of 1970


Thanks. I'm not persuaded, but it's nice to know there's something behind it.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 04, 2018 05:00 PM (fuK7c)

471 Jimmy Carter's Race Problem

https://tinyurl.com/y9jfhsqh

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 05:01 PM (QQ+il)

472 Being a lifelong Southerner, it's hard to know what is common knowledge and what is not in the rest of the country.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 04, 2018 05:04 PM (QQ+il)

473 POTUS: Thank you for inviting me to the National Prayer Breakfast its an honor to be here, but before we begin Id like to tell you about this mid level cooz I banged 12 years ago and how I paid her to keep her whore mouth shut...

Posted by: Kreplach at May 04, 2018 05:06 PM (ZJgU1)

474 The Left(tm), are The People Who Will Fuck Anything, Anywhere, Anytime, Whether Straight, Gay, Furry, Whatever, Either Drunk, Sober or Mentally Ill, And Even Children, Plants, Animals, Aliens And Evil Spirits . . .

Is complaining about something having to do with sex.

Anderson Cooper's starfish hardest hit when they get landslid in the midterms.

Posted by: Sharkman at May 04, 2018 05:10 PM (k2Hcx)

475 Like a commenter said: "He dates porn stars and wants a space army? I love the guy."

LOL

Posted by: PJ at May 04, 2018 05:10 PM (qlTN9)

476 Sorry about your kitteh.
Sucks big time.
Condolences.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 04, 2018 05:32 PM (8iiMU)

477 Jane,
So sorry to hear about your kitty.
((((((BIG HUG))))))

Posted by: Iris at May 04, 2018 06:15 PM (dYDe7)

478 "YOU, DAD! I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU!!!"

Teenage son of hippie dad, circa 1983

Posted by: Pete in TX at May 04, 2018 06:24 PM (2RBkF)

479 NRO Cucks: "told ya so blah blah muh principles blah"

Fen: Can I bang your wife for 130k?

NRO Cucks: "Calling her now..."

Posted by: Fen at May 04, 2018 06:49 PM (3Mtq7)

480 Fen does not equal Fenelon.

Posted by: m at May 05, 2018 02:56 AM (0bRDi)

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