Breaking: Twitter-Certified BlueCheckmark Genius Convinced That Kanye West is a RUSSIAN OPERATIVE





Posted by: Ace of Spades at 03:03 PM




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1 Is Area Man related to Florida Man?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

2 Wow....and first.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (+Dllb)

3 And first!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (hLRSq)

4 It all makes sense now.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (F5+ro)

5 that blue check mark...it burns!

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (Kuhyt)

6 The Left: normalizing mental illness since 1915.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (hyuyC)

7 2 Wow....and first.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (+Dllb)

First loser.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 02, 2018 02:58 PM (Dp6qK)

8 I have never heard of 99.9% of these blue checks

Posted by: GregV61 at May 02, 2018 02:58 PM (FLpne)

9 yes, the rich capitalist and the rich ...ahhh... inconoclast are perfect russian dupes. Just like the Senator from Alabama who fought to win the cold war.

the media is full of brain wizards, yo.

sad.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 02:58 PM (Kuhyt)

10 See, Kanye was recruited by Dennis Rodman, who was recruited by -- no.

Or maybe Kanye was recruited by his mother in law (ahem) Caitlyn Jenner, who was recruited by Ted Cruz's dad who was recruited by the Soviets to kill JFK.

Or maybe Kanye was recruited by...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (F5+ro)

11 I mean, who isn't a paid Russian operative at this point?

Posted by: FDR's TV at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (nS9If)

12 Thanks for the laugh.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (suO/a)

13 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (dhqL5)

14 And these people are who?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (SjImc)

15 Holy sweet Christ, it's like actually meeting an Elvis impersonator.

Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (RD7QR)

16 What exactly does a blue check mean? He has been vetted or something?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (+Dllb)

17 Crazy years. Don't say I didn't warn ya.

Posted by: Robert Heinlein at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (7Fa8Y)

18 I have never heard of 99.9% of these blue checks"

---reminds me of my new favorite meme, the home improvement show guests:

Bob works part time in a cat whisperer and Alice spends her days weaving dog jackets out of hair clippings, their budget is 2.2 million.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (Kuhyt)

19 11 I mean, who isn't a paid Russian operative at this point?
Posted by: FDR's TV at May 02, 2018 02:59 PM (nS9If)

Fuck, if Putin wants to give me a Dacha, I'll troll some forums.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (9TK8E)

20 Blue...check mark
On my Twitter Account
Blue...check mark
On my Twitter Account
It shows to you
That I am cool
I am trusted
by Twitter Stasi
I'll file a complaint
Take your account away
And how happy I'll be!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (hLRSq)

21 He sees Russians everywhere.

https://gizmodo.com/ eric-garland-has-blown-our-cover-1821856127

This was the guy that fell for the Gorilla Channel hoax.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (Dp6qK)

22 Like none of you have ever heard of a Black Russian.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

23 The 2 guys I never heard of and West I don't give a rat's ass about? IS he married to that big assed white women?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (SjImc)

24 I'm pretty sure Eric Garland is a Russian agent.

Posted by: Chris M at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (eAZVt)

25 Probably a Black Russian.

Posted by: pep at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (ToKVa)

26 & STILL I HAVE NO CLUE WHO THIS ASSHAT CLOWNSHOE IS?!

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (y3aQB)

27 I mean, who isn't a paid Russian operative at this point?
Posted by: FDR's TV



I could use a fucking paycheck.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (dhqL5)

28 Wait a second. Back the truck up. I never heard of this Garland before the last time ace posted his weird shit on here. He has 100k's of followers? Who is he?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (UiRxW)

29 Wait, wait, no -- Kanye was recruited by his wife Kim Kardashian, who as an Armenian, was recruited by the Kremlin to spread anti-Turkish propaganda, since the Russians hate the Turks, and the Armenians hate the turks because there was an alleged genocide, and the illuminati got together at the bilderberg conference down at the Mason Hall which is next to Kris Jenner's church that Bruce Jenner went to before he became Catelyn Jenner, who adopted Kris Jenner's son Rob, whose Baby Mama is Black Chyna who got pregnant by a teenager.

::types it up in an email, sends it to Alex Jones, and waits patiently for a job interview::

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (F5+ro)

30 Anybody that ever says anything good aboutTrump is Russian agent.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (LiyEm)

31 these are the people who still think Alger Hiss was framed.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (KxbBq)

32 Like none of you have ever heard of a Black Russian.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (/tuJf)

Speaking of which I think I will have a double Baily's over ice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (SjImc)

33 What exactly does a blue check mean? He has been vetted or something?
Posted by: The Great White Scotsman

Verified, you have to send in a picture of yourself with .. nevermind

Posted by: Jean at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (00Ohj)

34 Kanye West has been seen drinking vodka.
Russian spy. Case closed.

Posted by: Eric Garland at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (7Fa8Y)

35 I love Vodka, Guess I am a Russian Dupe ??

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (y3aQB)

36 @22
Damn your eyes Sir.

Posted by: pep at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (ToKVa)

37

IF YOU DARE

Posted by: Amy Schumer at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (mtfdF)

38 Like none of you have ever heard of a Black Russian.
Posted by: JackStraw


I've drank White Russians.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (dhqL5)

39 Of course Jeff B. loves twiiter. It makes him think he's actually important.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (lKs2v)

40 My sources say Gal Gadot totally wants my body, but she won't make a move because I'm married.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)

41 29 Except the Russians are getting pretty cozy with Erdogan....

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)

42 He seems nice.
And by "nice" I mean "batshit crazy."

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (3dsTO)

43 I think Kanye West just likes media attention and doesn't care what people think. So he's sort of like Trump, in that way, but I think it's s mistake to think he's actually on our side. He's just doing what he knows will get him attention, and I think he thinks the media can't take him down.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (mk7Bj)

44 Twitters Cavalcade of Crazy continues after these brief messages from your local commissar.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (hLRSq)

45 Welcome, Comrade Yeezus.

Posted by: Nonapod at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (CLP9I)

46 Really. Who is Eric Garland?

I never heard of him. Is he supposed to be someone we need to wait our turn behind?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (eytER)

47 I must destroy you. Kayne "Ivan Drago" West.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (gbWkA)

48 Speaking of which I think I will have a double Baily's over ice


=

Add vodka , have party !

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (bUjCl)

49 30 Anybody that ever says anything good aboutTrump is Russian agent.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (LiyEm)

Nyet!

Posted by: Mittbott at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (Dp6qK)

50 Kanye West has been seen drinking vodka.
Russian spy. Case closed.
Posted by: Eric Garland at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (7Fa8Y)
---
And Jay-Z OWNS a brand of vodka... this conspiracy's tentacles run deep. Kurt Eichenwald deep.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (UiRxW)

51 Fuck, if Putin wants to give me a Dacha, I'll troll some forums.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:00 PM (9TK8E)


Just like a syrup-chuggin', snow-lovin' Damn Yankee.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (96C7R)

52 My sources say Gal Gadot totally wants my body, but she won't make a move because I'm married.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)

My EYES are up higher.

Posted by: Gal Gadot at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (suO/a)

53 38 Like none of you have ever heard of a Black Russian.
Posted by: JackStraw


I've drank White Russians.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (dhqL5)

There's a Shep joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)

54
Posted by: buzzion>>

Seriously? Why?

Posted by: pep at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (ToKVa)

55 41 29 Except the Russians are getting pretty cozy with Erdogan....
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (LiyEm)

Well, maybe thats just want THEY want you to think.

THEY wouldn't want the Putin- Xi -Kim Jung Un - Dennis Rodman - Caitlyn Jenner - Kim Kardashian - Kanye West - Donald Trump puzzle SOLVED, would they?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (F5+ro)

56 O/T - interesting little bits of info come out of boring zoning commission meetings. We have one local mall, owned by Simon Property Group, one of the largest owners of retail malls in the country. (I think they own a couple hundred) Simon went to the Zoning Commission this week to get approval to tear down a portion of the mall and replace it with some mixed retail/restaurant construction. The part they want to tear down is the current Sears store. Sears has given no notice of closing - yet - but refused comment when a local reporter asked them what they thought about their store being torn down.

Reading the tea leaves, it sounds like Simon Property Group has been given advance notice that Sears will be closing all of its stores and liquidating most of its assets this summer. Not a total surprise, but interesting to know that the property owners are already making plans for this to happen.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (V2Yro)

57 All publicity is good..

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (gbWkA)

58 My sources say Gal Gadot totally wants my body, but she won't make a move because I'm married.



Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (iv0p7)


I don't see why your being married stops her from harvesting a kidney or part of your liver.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (hLRSq)

59 also, everyone knows Kanye isn't a Russian bot. He's a gay fish.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (mk7Bj)

60 This is what They want you to believe.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (QQ+il)

61 43 I think Kanye West just likes media attention and doesn't care what people think. So he's sort of like Trump, in that way, but I think it's s mistake to think he's actually on our side. He's just doing what he knows will get him attention, and I think he thinks the media can't take him down.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (mk7Bj)

As long as he's causing headaches for Mad Maxine, I'm just going to enjoy that while it lasts (because I don't expect it to last).

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (9TK8E)

62 Literally no idea who this person is.

Might as well somebody's fifth cousin from Boise.

Posted by: Simplemind at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (AVWL5)

63 Everybody knows that Mueller is a Russian agent. They are just afraid to say it.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (bUjCl)

64 Reading the tea leaves, it sounds like Simon Property Group has been given advance notice that Sears will be closing all of its stores and liquidating most of its assets this summer. Not a total surprise, but interesting to know that the property owners are already making plans for this to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (V2Yro)

...Interesting...

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (F5+ro)

65 Eric Garland - SMR theorist.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (fA1SL)

66 Oh, I remember this guy now. He's the one who went apeshit crazy about how his ancestors didn't fight in the Revolutionary War to hand it all to Trump.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (eytER)

67 In light of social media, it's becoming increasingly apparent that we need to renormalize the IQ scale so that what is today an IQ of 80 will be grossed up to 100, so that 100 will remain as the average IQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (mbs3m)

68 Is Twitter still a thing?

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (+lOpA)

69 51 Just like a syrup-chuggin', snow-lovin' Damn Yankee.
Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (96C7R)


You forgot "Crypto-Communist".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (9TK8E)

70 None dare call it treason

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (IqV8l)

71 Black Russians live in Georgia.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (gbWkA)

72 >>I think Kanye West just likes media attention and doesn't care what people think. So he's sort of like Trump, in that way, but I think it's s mistake to think he's actually on our side. He's just doing what he knows will get him attention, and I think he thinks the media can't take him down.

I read somewhere that during the transition he was having a hard time with opioid withdrawal and Trump took time to meet with him. I think his affection for Trump is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

73 I expect to soon find out that i'm a Russian operative.

where is that queen of diamonds...

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (oGRue)

74 Eric Reid and Colin Kaepernick are on the same team again.

The two faces of the NFLs national anthem protest are now both legally battling the league, after Reid, a free agent this offseason, also filed a collusion grievance against the owners.

According to ESPN, Reid is working with Mark Geragos, the celebrity attorney also representing Kaepernick.

fuck the nfl, all kneelers, and che lovers

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (SjImc)

75 So the only thing I have to say in all of this...


is that I don't know who this Kanye West guy is, and what he's done that is worthy of all this noisemaking O.o


It seems that he's famous for having a fairly attractive wife with a large posterior and while that's all well and fine, I'm hard pressed to understand why his support for the Trump admin is worth any of this screaming.

Posted by: Kinley Ardal at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (6JL3d)

76 Reading the tea leaves, it sounds like Simon Property Group has been given advance notice that Sears will be closing all of its stores and liquidating most of its assets this summer. Not a total surprise, but interesting to know that the property owners are already making plans for this to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (V2Yro)

Sears should have spun off its brands and folded years ago. Nobody is gaining from putting off the inevitable.

Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (RD7QR)

77 This Russian conspiracy brought to you by the very same mewling cocksuckers who would suck every Russian dick from here to Vladivostok if it meant turning America into a communist shithole.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (+dsLj)

78 Bet in a year if someone points that tweet out to him he'll delete it. And report anyone who calls him out as harassing him.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (lKs2v)

79 You forgot "Crypto-Communist".

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (9TK8E)


I came prepared to hurl insults. Not math.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (96C7R)

80 Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (mbs3m)

How do you know that it's not just that the dumb people are disproportionately still on social media?

Could be a case of survivorship bias.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (mk7Bj)

81 Mueller's Russian code is Matryoshka.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (bUjCl)

82 I was a paid Russian operative and all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (+lOpA)

83 Name change. Kanye East.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (e1mEI)

84 code *name*

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (bUjCl)

85 43 I think Kanye West just likes media attention and doesn't care what people think. So he's sort of like Trump, in that way, but I think it's s mistake to think he's actually on our side. He's just doing what he knows will get him attention, and I think he thinks the media can't take him down.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:03 PM (mk7Bj)

Agreed, he's not on 'our side', bit he is breaking ranks with the prog army. I don't think everyone has to be on our side for us get along. That's what the progs want - for everyone join them wholeheartedly or else die.


Posted by: West at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (7Fa8Y)

86 he took the RED PILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oGRue)

87 Everybody will be a Russian Operative for 15 minutes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (EJv6Z)

88 Leaving Twitter was the smartest thing I've done in the past five years.

Granted...not the highest bar to clear there.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (AM1GF)

89 OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?

Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oMtOd)

90 Black Russians live in Georgia.
Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (gbWkA)

You mean Cynthia McKinney

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (SjImc)

91 I read somewhere that during the transition he was having a hard time with opioid withdrawal and Trump took time to meet with him. I think his affection for Trump is real.

*****************

Yep he didn't suddenly wake up and decide he was MAGA. He's been on the Trump wagon for at least 2 years now.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (+dsLj)

92 87. Budget constraints.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (fA1SL)

93 Have y'all noticed that all of the woke "WE HATE RACISM!!!" leftists are already all calling him Koonye???

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (V2Yro)

94 89 OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oMtOd)

Wayne Gretzky.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (9TK8E)

95 "I expect to soon find out that i'm a Russian operative."


Do you find yourself dreaming of armored trains? Do you sometimes yell out "Strelnikov!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (hLRSq)

96 >>OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?

That's a clown question bro.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (/tuJf)

97 OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oMtOd)

??
I think Trout and and Didi both have 10

Not sure about anyone else

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (SjImc)

98 Just to be clear: it's easier to believe that Kanye is a Russian operative than a non-progressive/Trump fan.



Alrighty! You have fun with those bath salts, dude!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (W+vEI)

99 How much kielbasa you reckon Eric Garland stores in his ass for emergency use?

My sources say three or four feet. Or maybe it was just three or four links. My Russian is rusty.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (rwyDf)

100 My EYES are up higher.
Posted by: Gal Gadot


I've made my choice.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (iv0p7)

101 In light of social media, it's becoming increasingly apparent that we need to renormalize the IQ scale so that what is today an IQ of 80 will be grossed up to 100, so that 100 will remain as the average IQ.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


What was once a bell curve now seems to have Kim K's butt.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (AM1GF)

102 77 This Russian conspiracy brought to you by the very same mewling cocksuckers who would suck every Russian dick from here to Vladivostok if it meant turning America into a communist shithole.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (+dsLj)

Exactly. And they'll go right back to promising Russian autocrats "More flexibility", right after they get rid of Trump.

Posted by: West at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (7Fa8Y)

103 95. Who doesn't?

* chugs vodka, eats semechki *

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (fA1SL)

104 Leaving Twitter was the smartest thing I've done in the past five years.

Posted by: Brother Cavil, Abbot of St. Costello-on-the-Hurlingbone at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (AM1GF)

Ditto, but I do miss Iowahawk. And a few others.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (MX7xj)

105 81 Mueller's Russian code is Matryoshka.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (bUjCl)


Sobaka.

89 OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oMtOd)


No, but he's undoubtedly a Russian agent.

Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)

106 re 56: someone on the Varney show months ago referred to Sears as a fly in search of a windshield.

You know that some jr exec at Sears in the 1990s said "hey, we really need to get on the internet!" and someone else said, "Why? Bill Gates said the internet will never amount to anything!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (KxbBq)

107 We're all Russian Operatives now.

Posted by: Newsweek at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (H8S+R)

108 I read somewhere that during the transition he was having a hard time with opioid withdrawal and Trump took time to meet with him. I think his affection for Trump is real.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:06 PM (/tuJf)

Yes. He's also fucking nuts.

I think it's really important to remember that about Kanye.

I was a Kanye fan when I was younger. It's part of his shtick. He's got the "I don't give a fuck" thing combined with the "I'm a martyr for my fans" thing combined with a Trumpian ego combined with doing a lot of ridiculous things for publicity.

Plus, I think the dude just has a few screws loose. He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds, for fucks sake.

ALL OF THEM. PULLED. OUCH!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (F5+ro)

109 OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oMtOd)

-------clown question bro, just don't expect the haircut to do a walkoff HR

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (Kuhyt)

110 Black Russians live in Georgia.
Posted by: Archer



None in Alabama or Mississippi? Louisiana? Detroit?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (dhqL5)

111 Kanye >> ( something starting with K ) >> KREMLIN!

Where's my check Bill Kristol??

Posted by: astronaut achmed at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (PUKsa)

112 I think Trout and and Didi both have 10

Not sure about anyone else
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:09 PM (SjImc)
--------

Oh, well then let me enlighten you: Mookie Betts has 11.

Three of which he hit today, in a game that's still going on.

Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (oMtOd)

113 As long as he's causing headaches for Mad Maxine, I'm just going to enjoy that while it lasts (because I don't expect it to last).
Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:05 PM (9TK8E)


That's my take too. He's stirring the soup on the Left, and that's delightful to behold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (mbs3m)

114 Kinda Kanye related.

Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)

115 Build a residential community integrated into a mall complex?
Solves the burglary team parking problem and makes transporting goods without suspicion much easier.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (e1mEI)

116 Agreed, he's not on 'our side', bit he is breaking ranks with the prog army. I don't think everyone has to be on our side for us get along. That's what the progs want - for everyone join them wholeheartedly or else die.


Word to that, yes.

We lose a lot if we have to be on a "side." We need to pride ourselves on our individuality, our own thinking, and everything that comes with being a human with reasoning skills and intelligence.

That needs to be our identity - not "sides" where we delegate to government things we're too lazy to do ourselves.

I think if we capture that, easier said than done, then we'll see government shrink right nicely.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, AKA VA GOP Sucks at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (tVWQB)

117 I was a Kanye fan when I was younger. It's part of his shtick. He's got the "I don't give a fuck" thing combined with the "I'm a martyr for my fans" thing combined with a Trumpian ego combined with doing a lot of ridiculous things for publicity.


Plus serious Fuck You money.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (dhqL5)

118 "Agreed, he's not on 'our side', bit he is breaking ranks with the prog army. I don't think everyone has to be on our side for us get along."


He's causing them heartburn. That's good enough.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (hLRSq)

119 that's the thing about baseball, no real source of statistics for it. People just generally wing it.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (Kuhyt)

120 Kanye West cleverly has no 'R's in his name as that would have been a dead giveaway.

Posted by: Buzzsaw90 at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (oGRue)

121 Plus, I think the dude just has a few screws loose. He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds, for fucks sake.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (F5+ro)

THIS. We can get all excited that Kanye has "seen the light", but it doesn't erase the fact that he's not playing with a full deck.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (MX7xj)

122 Is it that little fella plays for the Astros?

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (+lOpA)

123 114 Kinda Kanye related.

Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)

Grooming is Real.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (9TK8E)

124 Um, how far down the Rabbit Hole are the Leftist Elites willing to go to destroy Trump and anyone who might support him?

Apparently until up is down and Alice is ten feet tall.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (kC4iH)

125 Oh, well then let me enlighten you: Mookie Betts has 11.

----ah. mookies on fire.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (Kuhyt)

126 Putin made Kanye an honorary Russian after he got all up in Kim's ginormous ass.

Posted by: Fritz at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (2Mnv1)

127 28 Wait a second. Back the truck up. I never heard of this Garland before the last time ace posted his weird shit on here. He has 100k's of followers? Who is he?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 02, 2018 03:01 PM (UiRxW)

http://www.businessinsider.com/ eric-garland-twitter-game-theory -russia-trump-2017-3


Sounds like a cult leader for the epically depressed and willingly delusional.

Posted by: flounderbot, rebel, vulgarian, deplorabot, winner at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (Dp6qK)

128 Yep he didn't suddenly wake up and decide he was MAGA. He's been on the Trump wagon for at least 2 years now.
Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (+dsLj)

Both Kanye and Dave Chappelle have been rumored to be closested libertarianish people for a long time now.

But, er, who knows?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (F5+ro)

129 In New Orleans confederate monument news: yesterday another monument was vandalized.

Overnight, however, a monument to the Buffalo Soldiers was vandalized, something about Native American genocide.

Heads are exploding.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (UBzPO)

130 >>Yes. He's also fucking nuts.

>>I think it's really important to remember that about Kanye.

He's also got millions of fans who seem to adore him. Every time he tweets recently he is getting 10s of thousands of retweets.

I don't care if he and his supporters are all nuts, they have a vote and they influence culture. I'd rather have him pulling people towards us than away from us.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

131 CNN claims Kayne said slavery was a choice.
Don't know.

Posted by: Glenn John at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (LilNs)

132 114. There's not enough fire in the world to cleanse that kinda degeneracy.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (fA1SL)

133 Plus, I think the dude just has a few screws loose. He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds, for fucks sake.

*****************************

And yet none of that was indicative of any mental issues until he said that he likes Trump.

On the plus side, maybe teeth pulling is what I needed all this time to have the luxury of plowing my face into Kim Kardashian sized fun bags.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (+dsLj)

134 Plus, I think the dude just has a few screws loose. He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds, for fucks sake.

ALL OF THEM. PULLED. OUCH!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (F5+ro)

---

Is it safe??

Posted by: Dr. Szell at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (oGRue)

135 that's the thing about baseball, no real source of statistics for it. People just generally wing it.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (Kuhyt)
-------

If you're suggesting I'm just winging it, I assure you that I'm correct.

Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (oMtOd)

136 In Soviet Russia Kanye West gets paid in toilet paper.

Posted by: DRG at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (Z1xZF)

137 Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)

And apparently ipecac research.

Posted by: auscolpyr at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (suO/a)

138
Oh, well then let me enlighten you: Mookie Betts has 11.

Three of which he hit today, in a game that's still going on.

Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (oMtOd)

I believe it is baseball law that you have to wait till the end of the day to declare someone in first place....and what mooks were you playing today that allowed him 3 dingers? LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (SjImc)

139 To be fair, I seem to recall Jeff B statements that were about as idiotic as those of this guy I never heard of. Just to be fair.

Posted by: rhomboid at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (QDnY+)

140 I remember this moonbat from another post about a month or so ago.

In any case, if Russian operatives like Kanye and Trump are the only ones willing to save us from the Democrats, then yay Russian operatives.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (/qEW2)

141 128 Both Kanye and Dave Chappelle have been rumored to be closested libertarianish people for a long time now.

But, er, who knows?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (F5+ro)

Chappelle took a beating from the Lefties and jumped back on the plantation.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (9TK8E)

142 Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.

-

So a dude pretending to me a woman is pretending to be a mom to another man who is pretending to be a woman so he can pretend to be his daughter.

You used to have to go on Jerry Springer to find these kinds of people.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (mk7Bj)

143 >> Kanye >> ( something starting with K ) >> KREMLIN!





Kardashian?!?!?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (W+vEI)

144 Eleven, I'm going to pretend I didn't see that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (oMtOd)

145 Mean while back on the ranch, Hillary is home sipping chardonnay while enjoying her spectacular view of the forest near home.


Posted by: dananjcon at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (xqfqx)

146 I don't care if he and his supporters are all nuts, they have a vote and they influence culture. I'd rather have him pulling people towards us than away from us.

******************

Yep, we don't get to choose our allies here. It's all hands on deck in this culture/civil war.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (+dsLj)

147 114 Kinda Kanye related.

Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)

---

have we now reached peak EEEWWWWWW???

Posted by: Dr. Szell at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (oGRue)

148 THIS. We can get all excited that Kanye has "seen the light", but it doesn't erase the fact that he's not playing with a full deck.
Posted by: hobbitopoly


I'm not 'excited.'

I just like seeing the media temple tables knocked over and few of Our Betters slapped real hard.

Posted by: famanist at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (LNPd9)

149 homerun, you mean like with a bat?

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (Kuhyt)

150 Plus serious Fuck You money.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (dhqL5)

Well, allegedly he's broke.

So there's that.

BUT, OTOH, he is married to Kim Kardashian.

And he must make a bajillion dollars in royalties, he's had an incredibly successful career.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (F5+ro)

151 Black Russians!

Posted by: andycanuck at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (VBKy9)

152
Mueller's Russian code is Matryoshka.
Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:07 PM (bUjCl)

Sobaka.


Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)







Suchka

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (XWkhW)

153 NGU, they're playing KC.

Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (oMtOd)

154 Oh The Royals. LOL.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (SjImc)

155 Sophia or Caitlyn, which has the 10 meter pole?

Some questions are better not to ask.

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (kC4iH)

156 Kanye West is a russian aperitif? What's wrong with that? I'd drink a Kanye West. Make it a double. *hic*

Posted by: Emily Litella-Clinton at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (H8S+R)

157 Kanye is ... unique and has a few dollars. so he's eccentric and an unlikely russian pawn.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (Kuhyt)

158 118 "Agreed, he's not on 'our side', bit he is breaking ranks with the prog army. I don't think everyone has to be on our side for us get along."


---

I root for anyone escaping the plantation

Posted by: Dr. Szell at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (oGRue)

159 123 114 Kinda Kanye related.

Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)

Grooming is Real.
Posted by: Hikaru



{sigh} Waylon Jennings said it best; Stop the World and Let me off.

https://youtu.be/-DIfdhC8aAo

Ok, songs got nothing to do with weirdo trannys and hollywood freeks but still a good song. The name of the song is applicable.

Posted by: Puddleglum at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (EJv6Z)

160 Remember that idiotic Loose Change youtube thing people were passing around, saying it PROVED that 9/11 was an inside job using controlled demolition?

The guy who created that did it as a joke, it was him goofing on the crazy out there. He never intended it to be taken seriously.

But whoever this Garland guy is, he's dead serious. There are a lot of people like him out there. Rock solid earnest and sincere in their crazy.

Back the truck up. I never heard of this Garland before the last time ace posted his weird shit on here.

Yeah me either. I know of him from this post and the one with the hilarious video mocking how serious and tightly wrapped the guy is. That's it.

Blue Check. #VerifiedNobody

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (39g3+)

161 Oh The Royals. LOL.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (SjImc)

Ha, Ha.

Posted by: The Brewers at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (suO/a)

162 "Provokatsiya" is just a tactic that theoretically anyone could use. The Democrats use it often, as with the "unaccompanied minors" headed for the border. If using this tactic makes one a Russian collaborator, then Democrats are Russian collaborators many times over.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (/qEW2)

163 And in a year, Eric Garland will be saying, "What do you mean, I claimed Kanye West was a Russian operative? First I'm hearing about it."

Posted by: T at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (MmeCn)

164 If nothing else, Twitter is absolutely laying waste to the notion that the Smart People really are.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (SkMjx)

165 Well, allegedly he's broke.

So there's that.

BUT, OTOH, he is married to Kim Kardashian.

And he must make a bajillion dollars in royalties, he's had an incredibly successful career.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


Supposedly has a shoe deal coming out that's worth a ton of money.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (dhqL5)

166 You know that some jr exec at Sears in the 1990s said "hey, we really need to get on the internet!" and someone else said, "Why? Bill Gates said the internet will never amount to anything!"
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (KxbBq)


Back in the BITNET era (i.e., before the Internet), when fax machines were first becoming available, I suggested that the chem department ought to spring for a fax machine, at the time the only way to communicate quickly in writing (there was ONE in the entire university at the time). "Pshaw," was the response, "fax is just a flash in the pan."

Thirty years later, they were proven right. But in the meantime ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (mbs3m)

167 Gay Fishki?

Posted by: DaveA at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (FhXTo)

168 5 Dead in the C-130 Air National Guard plane crash in GA. RIP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (SjImc)

169 He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds

******************

In Russia, teeth pulls YOU!

Posted by: Yakov at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (+dsLj)

170 124 Um, how far down the Rabbit Hole are the Leftist Elites willing to go to destroy Trump and anyone who might support him?

Apparently until up is down and Alice is ten feet tall.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM (kC4iH)

Feed. Your. Head.

Posted by: Grace Slick at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (RD7QR)

171 Sobaka.


Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)


Suchka
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (XWkhW)

showoffs

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (bUjCl)

172 Livin rent free. Lots of room in there.

Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (nQHw/)

173 He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds

Hey we dentists have to eat also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (SjImc)

174 Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)


My head hurts.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (mbs3m)

175 He's also got millions of fans who seem to adore him. Every time he tweets recently he is getting 10s of thousands of retweets.

I don't care if he and his supporters are all nuts, they have a vote and they influence culture. I'd rather have him pulling people towards us than away from us.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (/tuJf)

Right, no, I agree -- I'm just saying don't be surprised if in 2 days he endorses Bernie Sanders and says we need to have a communist revolution and kill all white people.

That's what I mean by "Kanye is a nut." He'd do something like that.

Ask the left how they feel after they invested so much energy in him after the "George Bush doesn't like black people" thing

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (F5+ro)

176 Nonsense! Kanye is an Israeli shapeshifting jew!

Posted by: Concerned Muslim at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (H4Bhm)

177 131 CNN claims Kayne said slavery was a choice.
Don't know.
Posted by: Glenn John at May 02, 2018 03:13 PM (LilNs)

---

his heroes are the ones who don't get captured

Posted by: Dr. Szell at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (oGRue)

178 He was recruited by a French born GRU operative
named Simone.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (bUjCl)

179 I read somewhere that during the transition he was having a hard time with opioid withdrawal and Trump took time to meet with him. I think his affection for Trump is real.

Seriously. If you've ever seen a rap video, most rappers aspire to be a rich mogul with hot women. So having Kanye thaw to Trump is an obvious thing and I'm surprised it took this long. Apparently the Dem plantation tractor beam is stronger than I thought.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (ZGrMX)

180 Huma, fetch me another Black Russian!

*hic* *ass-piss* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (2Mnv1)

181 It's not collusion if everybody just decides they don't want you on their team.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:19 PM (LiyEm)

182 Re Kanye West: anyone who can get Auntie Maxine unveiling her derangement in all its glory is heading in the right direction.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 02, 2018 03:19 PM (Qy/KM)

183 174 Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:11 PM (lC6MR)

My head hurts.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:18 PM (mbs3m)

I'd seriously laugh if the 21 year old just played Bruce to get him to pay for their hormones and other transition crap.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:19 PM (9TK8E)

184 173 He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds

Hey we dentists have to eat also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (SjImc)

If you had a patient in his 20's walk in and say, "hey, Doc, I know you guys love causing pain and pulling teeth -- any way you can pull all my bottom teeth and replace them with diamonds?"

You'd think he was a nut, no?

You'd say "listen Sir, that's probably not the best move if you're worried about dental health. It's also fucking retarded."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:19 PM (F5+ro)

185
So the commie Leftists started hating Russia when again?.... oh right.... November 8, 2016

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2018 03:19 PM (r+sAi)

186 168 5 Dead in the C-130 Air National Guard plane crash in GA. RIP

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (SjImc)

That one was apparently near Jane D'Oh. RIP to the Guardsmen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2018 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

187 It was Kanye behind the grassy knoll.

By the way, Kanye has two albums dropping in June. That's more likely the motivation than some Russian Vulcan Mind Meld.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 02, 2018 03:20 PM (VpIIl)

188
Sobaka.


Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:10 PM (RD7QR)


Suchka
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:15 PM (XWkhW)

showoffs

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:17 PM (bUjCl)






I only know mine because it's a common Russian Army nickname for the AKSU-74.

#AllAoSHQthreadsbecomegunthreads

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:20 PM (XWkhW)

189 114 What a scary time to be alive when you have to think about how all that actually works...ain't exactly Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Posted by: rammajamma at May 02, 2018 03:20 PM (AjNMO)

190
Supposedly has a shoe deal coming out that's worth a ton of money.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:16 PM (dhqL5)

You gettin' your Yeezy's when they drop?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:20 PM (F5+ro)

191
89 OT: can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?
Posted by: bluebell at May 02, 2018 03:08 PM (oMtOd)

Five individuals tied at 10 as of yesterday. Haniger,Gregorius,Blackmon,Pollock,Trout.

Two are named after fish.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (e1mEI)

192 The C=130 from Puerto Rico was in transit for storage at Davis-Monthan when it crashed in Georgia.

http://www.c-130.net/c-130-news-article524.html

Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (kC4iH)

193 Moose and Squirrel have a better chance at being Russian bots than this West Kayne guy.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (gbWkA)

194 Haniger,Gregorius,Blackmon,Pollock,Trout.

Two are named after fish.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (e1mEI)

I've never heard of a Blackmon fish. Makes sense though.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (F5+ro)

195 He had all of his lower teeth pulled and replaced with diamonds
---

Russia recently announced that they've been sitting on the largest diamond mine on the planet - by a factor of 1000x (several TRILLION carats).

Coincidence? I think not!

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 02, 2018 03:22 PM (UBzPO)

196 He should take a polygraph test - the one where they hang one on a hook by the elbows and use a tazer on one's nuts. Ask him 40 questions.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:22 PM (bUjCl)

197 By the way, Kanye has two albums dropping in June. That's more likely the motivation than some Russian Vulcan Mind Meld.

That and he already dropped a single where he battles T.I. about the Dem plantation.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)

198 Never thought I'd live in a world where the foremost people pushing conservative pro-American causes would be:

Donald Trump
Kanye West
Roseanne Barr

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (+dsLj)

199 no, not those elbows

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (bUjCl)

200 I wouldn't know a Kanye number if I heard it.

Not that I'm his target audience or anything, but I wasn't Michael Jackson's target audience either.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (+lOpA)

201 Athletes with shoe deals I get. Singers with shoe deals? Why? I need to wear a sneaker a singer does because _________. Help me out, what goes in the blank?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (rwyDf)

202 Ditto, but I do miss Iowahawk.

Iowahawk is a shell of his former self. He's a bitter NeverTrumper who only occasionally shows a flash of his former witty self. You're not missing anything.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (iv0p7)

203 You gettin' your Yeezy's when they drop?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


If they're made by Tony Llama or Justin, maybe.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (dhqL5)

204 53
38 Like none of you have ever heard of a Black Russian.

Posted by: JackStraw





I've drank White Russians.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (dhqL5)



There's a Shep joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)


Really? A Shep joke?

Posted by: Steve Krift at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

205 can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?

I'm more interested in the team that has allowed the fewest home runs so far (San Francisco Giants).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (39g3+)

206 The best part is 'see you in a year'. Right.

That's exactly what you say to 'ditch' a fake story. A real story would have follow ups at unknown times so you wouldn't say 'see you in a year'. You'd say 'I'm digging for details and will update the story accordingly'. See you in a year means I'm making it up, you know it and I know it, and we're all going to pretend it wasn't a bogus hit job on a Trump fan.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (PvCxa)

207 Two are named after fish.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (e1mEI)

I know, right?

Posted by: Catfish Hunter at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (suO/a)

208 131 CNN claims Kayne said slavery was a choice.

+++++++++



He said that black people still choose to be enslaved, especially if they continue to keep bringing up slavery and bringing up the past .

Posted by: DRG at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (Z1xZF)

209 204
53

38 Like none of you have ever heard of a Black Russian.


Posted by: JackStraw








I've drank White Russians.


Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:02 PM (dhqL5)





There's a Shep joke in there somewhere.



Posted by: joncelli, feeling hirsute at May 02, 2018 03:04 PM (RD7QR)


Really? A Shep joke?



Posted by: Steve Krift at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)


Really?A Steve Krift joke?

Posted by: Steve Kroft at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (ymnmz)

210 He's a bitter NeverTrumper who only occasionally shows a flash of his former witty self

******************

Trump broke a lot of people, but on the flip side he's also seems to have repaired a lot of people too.

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (+dsLj)

211 You gettin' your Yeezy's when they drop?

Last I heard Yeezy was insisting on shipping shoes in boxes that had the logo all over them. A bunch of them fall off the back of the delivery truck, if you know what I'm saying.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (iv0p7)

212 Athletes with shoe deals I get. Singers with shoe deals? Why? I need to wear a sneaker a singer does because _________. Help me out, what goes in the blank?
Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls


He's a successful clothing designer.

Or so they say. (More like a successful marketing genius)

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (dhqL5)

213 He said that black people still choose to be enslaved, especially if they continue to keep bringing up slavery and bringing up the past .
Posted by: DRG at May 02, 2018 03:24 PM (Z1xZF)


He's got a point. I'm beginning to think he's kind of a low-rent Nietzsche, nuts but occasionally profound.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (mbs3m)

214 Reid is working with Mark Geragos, the celebrity attorney also representing Kaepernick

Totally awesome attorney!

Posted by: Scott Peterson posting from death row at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (EoZOL)

215
Is Mookie a fish? seems like a fish name.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (r+sAi)

216 198 Never thought I'd live in a world where the foremost people pushing conservative pro-American causes would be:

Conservative means whatever anyone wants it to mean.

A discussion here to define the term would end the board.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:26 PM (96C7R)

217 >>Yes. He's also fucking nuts.
I think it's really important to remember that about Kanye.




Fair point.

But by simply declaring his love for Trump he has been labeled by the Left borg as "far right" along with people like Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin.

Seems that to kill the Left then we have to get more non-conservatives to reject the Left instead of going along to get along. It will take moderates like Peterson to entice people to reassess the Left's values.

Kanye is like that cute Utah gal who wore the Chines dress to prom, he is showing people that you don't have to back down to the mob - in fact, that it is abuse for the mob to demand you cave to their threats and feelings.

If he does a major 180 then, well, so be it. Bet he still has inspired some of his fans to check out people like Peterson, Owens, and Sowell.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:26 PM (W+vEI)

218 That Politico set of charts should convince anybody that Trump and Putin are BFF's. Did you know that the hotel that had the bed the Russian hookers pissed in is IN MOSCOW!!! The same city PUTIN IS IN. The same city in RUSSIA that Trump visited.

Posted by: Christopher Steele, your spy service at May 02, 2018 03:26 PM (+8wUZ)

219 >>Athletes with shoe deals I get. Singers with shoe deals? Why? I need to wear a sneaker a singer does because _________. Help me out, what goes in the blank?

You planning on dropping your sick beats in wingtips?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 02, 2018 03:26 PM (/tuJf)

220 Two are named after fish.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew

I know, right?
Posted by: Catfish Hunter


"Nobody ever talks about birds any more"
--Mark Fidrych

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:26 PM (39g3+)

221 Um, how far down the Rabbit Hole are the Leftist Elites willing to go to destroy Trump and anyone who might support him?

Apparently until up is down and Alice is ten feet tall.
Posted by: Anna Puma (HQCaR) at May 02, 2018 03:12 PM


Hey, baybee!

And how are YOU doin' da'ling?

Hubra, hubra!

Posted by: Xi Jinping at May 02, 2018 03:26 PM (ctuyM)

222 197 By the way, Kanye has two albums dropping in June. That's more likely the motivation than some Russian Vulcan Mind Meld.

That and he already dropped a single where he battles T.I. about the Dem plantation.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)

I just had this vision of Putin grabbing Kanye by the temples and saying "Is giving mind thoughts!" I need a vacation.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (RD7QR)

223 So let them keep it in their own subculture. It's better that way. I think it shows they were both gay, they just didn't like feces or torn rectums which is why they went to such extreme measures.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (/qEW2)

224 200 I wouldn't know a Kanye number if I heard it.

Not that I'm his target audience or anything, but I wasn't Michael Jackson's target audience either.
Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (+lOpA)

You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (F5+ro)

225 197
By the way, Kanye has two albums dropping in June. That's more likely the motivation than some Russian Vulcan Mind Meld.



That and he already dropped a single where he battles T.I. about the Dem plantation.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (ZGrMX)


I saw Russian Vulcan Mind Meld open for Stone Temple Pussy Riots at Budokhan in 79

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (ymnmz)

226 A discussion here to define the term would end the board.

*****************

To me it boils down to a simple America First, Fuck you Globalists

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (+dsLj)

227
I've never heard of a Blackmon fish. Makes sense though.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:21 PM (F5+ro)

There's a change in the lineup. Now substituting for Cod, Pollock.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (e1mEI)

228 This guy is crazy. Kanye is not a Russian operative. He is a Confederate spy.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (MxEKc)

229
I used to think I had mental problems. Now with a couple of years of leftists, NeverTrumpers and celebs, I now think I can pride myself on my healthy outlook on life.

My times disgust me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (etwBz)

230 ""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"
--Mark Fidrych"


No kidding.

Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)

231 Reading the tea leaves, it sounds like Simon Property Group has been given advance notice that Sears will be closing all of its stores and liquidating most of its assets this summer. Not a total surprise, but interesting to know that the property owners are already making plans for this to happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo

_________

It's not surprising, but I'm still sad to see Sears go. It really was an American icon.

I do think the Sears CEO Eddie Lampert should be in prison, everything I've read is it was basically a legal form of embezzling the way he raided that company of its real estate.

It seems from the beginning he bought the company to drive into the ground and buy their property for cents on the dollar.

Posted by: Maritime at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (lKmt3)

232 I need to wear a sneaker a singer does because _________. Help me out, what goes in the blank?

Same reason anyone wears anything that's marked up because of branding. Often, women respond to outward signs of status.

If it weren't for status, Bill Clinton would be about as successful with the ladies as your average Safeway manager.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:29 PM (iv0p7)

233 You plan on dropping your sick beats in wingtips?

* * *

Crocs.

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Balls at May 02, 2018 03:29 PM (rwyDf)

234 If you had a patient in his 20's walk in and say, "hey, Doc, I know you guys love causing pain and pulling teeth -- any way you can pull all my bottom teeth and replace them with diamonds?"

You'd think he was a nut, no?

You'd say "listen Sir, that's probably not the best move if you're worried about dental health. It's also fucking retarded."
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:19 PM (F5+ro)

You do know I was joking right?
And anyway I assume that story is wrong. I doubt he had teeth extracted. He probably had diamonds imbedded in his teeth.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:29 PM (SjImc)

235
A discussion here to define the term would end the board.



*****************



To me it boils down to a simple America First, Fuck you Globalists

Posted by: Froderick Wonkensteen at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (+dsLj)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^This!

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:29 PM (gbWkA)

236 -
--
Singers with shoe deals? Why?
I need to wear a sneaker a singer does because _________. Help me out, what goes in the blank?

Posted by: Bear with Assymetrical Ball

--------------

that dude needs excellent traction to not get shot across the room by Kim's flapping ass cheeks

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2018 03:29 PM (pMGkg)

237 If Kanye likes big butts, he should consider hooking up with Roseanne. They'd be more compatible personality wise.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (/qEW2)

238 I've seen this act. It's all bolshoit.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (5NMZN)

239 202 Ditto, but I do miss Iowahawk.

Iowahawk is a shell of his former self. He's a bitter NeverTrumper who only occasionally shows a flash of his former witty self. You're not missing anything.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (iv0p7)


He's less funny than PJ O'Rourke these days.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (y7DUB)

240 You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (F5+ro)



Alas.....

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (+lOpA)

241 Proof that Kanye is a Russian agent? Married an Armenian kurva. 'Nuff said.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (fA1SL)

242 You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I'm not even going to pretend. No. Never heard them. Are they on Sirius Country stations?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (dhqL5)

243 There's not enough fire in the world to cleanse that kinda degeneracy.
=========
Soon.

Posted by: Nibiru at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (AVWL5)

244 You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (F5+ro)


First time I heard "I ain't sayin' she's a gold-digger" was here. Next time was on black-ish.

Not braggin'. Just that checked out.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (96C7R)

245 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM (F5+ro)

No pretending for me.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (5AX1G)

246 can anyone tell me who has the most home runs in the MLB right now?

Five way tie at ten home runs.
http://www.espn.com/mlb/homeruns

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (iv0p7)

247 Take me to your sneaker factory!

Posted by: Marvin the Martian at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (2Mnv1)

248 Only a Russian operative, deeply invested in hurting the Republic in general and the President of the United State in particular, would want to subpoena a sitting POTUS on a flimsy case that lost all merit and was proven to be based on a hoax.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (bUjCl)

249 Nothing to see here...move along.

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (yhf6w)

250 Too bad about Iowahawk.


NeverTrumpism sucks. It kills the mind.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (+lOpA)

251 You do know I was joking right?
And anyway I assume that story is wrong. I doubt he had teeth extracted. He probably had diamonds imbedded in his teeth.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:29 PM (SjImc)

I do know you were joking, sorry if I didn't make it clear I was joking back.

And yeah, here's hoping he didn't actually get the teeth all pulled, but thats what he has claimed.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (F5+ro)

252 Bruce (caitlan) Jenner,68, is marrying Sophia Hutchins, 21.

This supposedly started out as a Mother/ Daughter relationship.

Sophia is a tranny male also.

Workin on my cultural awareness, here, Boss.

-

So a dude pretending to me a woman is pretending to be a mom to another man who is pretending to be a woman so he can pretend to be his daughter.

You used to have to go on Jerry Springer to find these kinds of people.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:14 PM (mk7Bj)
.........

At this point, I'm more confused than Bruce.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (HgMAr)

253 Not that I'm his target audience or anything, but I wasn't Michael Jackson's target audience either.

Yeah I'm in the same boat. But I don't listen to any popular music now or for the last, oh, 20 years or more so...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (39g3+)

254 228
This guy is crazy. Kanye is not a Russian operative. He is a Confederate spy.


Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (MxEKc)

He works as an undercover cocktail waitress at the national headquarters of NOW.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (ymnmz)

255 228. Neoconfederate white nationalist Russian agent, Kanye Zapadnikov

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (fA1SL)

256 Twitter is fair and balanced, so what's the problem?
Why they would attack a crooner like Kayne is beyond understanding. They must have information that they haven't seen fit to share with us cave-dwellers yet. Shep will certainly tell us what we need to think soon enough.

Posted by: goon at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (PEcU2)

257 wait, Iowa Hawk is a neverTrumper ??? Sad.

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (bUjCl)

258 That Garland feller looks like he has a distinct affinity for cock.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (y7DUB)

259 I'm not even going to pretend. No. Never heard them. Are they on Sirius Country stations?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM (dhqL5)

Jesus. That'd be like me saying I've never heard of the Eagles or whoever the biggest groups from your era are.

But I mean, I guess it's possible

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (F5+ro)

260 258 That Garland feller looks like he has a distinct affinity for cock.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (y7DUB)

Only the finest Horse Cock for Monsieur Garland.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:33 PM (9TK8E)

261 This guy is crazy. Kanye is not a Russian operative. He is a Confederate spy.

Posted by: Ripley at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (MxEKc)
..............

I think he's an astronaut. Circling a big Uranus.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:33 PM (HgMAr)

262 With the left there will never be a bottom they will be seen to reach. They are spiraling into a political black hole, down and down never reaching the event horizon as viewed from outside their bubble-ship.

Posted by: geoffb at May 02, 2018 03:33 PM (zOpu5)

263 I've never heard of this Kanye fellow! Get off my lawn with your hippy hoppy music!!!!

Posted by: TRUE CONSERVATIVE at May 02, 2018 03:33 PM (WTJ5n)

264 Neoconfederate white nationalist Russian agent, Kanye Zapadnikov

=

*nods in approval* - Konstantin Konstantinovich Zapadnikov, as he is know in Vladivostok

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:33 PM (bUjCl)

265 Only the finest Horse Cock for Monsieur Garland.
==========

Really? Really!?

Does no one ever think of me??!!?

What the hell?!

Posted by: Shep! at May 02, 2018 03:33 PM (vg8iE)

266 259 Jesus. That'd be like me saying I've never heard of the Eagles or whoever the biggest groups from your era are.

But I mean, I guess it's possible
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (F5+ro)


Well, not exactly.


It's be more like saying you've never heard of any black acts from his era.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (9TK8E)

267 Iowahawk is a shell of his former self. He's a bitter NeverTrumper who only occasionally shows a flash of his former witty self. You're not missing anything.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (iv0p7)

Well, that's a damn shame. I do feel better about killing my Twitter account, though. Thanks!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (MX7xj)

268 Yeah I'm in the same boat. But I don't listen to any popular music now or for the last, oh, 20 years or more so..."

I took one of those pop surveys once on what kinds of new music one listens to, and the answer I got at the end was "You quit listening to new music when Stevie Ray Vaughn died."

And I thought a second and realized, Damn, that's exactly right.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (k1TUh)

269 He's a successful clothing designer.

Or so they say. (More like a successful marketing genius)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:25 PM (dhqL5)

He "designed" a plain white t-shirt and sells them for $120. Or at least he did before they sold out.

Genius is one word for it.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (UBzPO)

270 Bruce Jenner and I have so much in common. Oops, I mean Caitlyn.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (yhf6w)

271 There's a change in the lineup. Now substituting for Cod, Pollock.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew


They did that for the Halibut.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (dhqL5)

272 I've seen this act. It's all bolshoit.
Posted by: RioBravo at May 02, 2018 03:30 PM


Behold the power of science literacy!

Posted by: Neil deGassy Tyson, Science Explainer to The Horde at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (ctuyM)

273 You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM


Guilty as charged, Your Honor. Never

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (ZQfW9)

274 Damn Russkies! Now they have co-opted our black
celebrities?

And.. if that is the case.. WTF do the Russkies have hidden in Kim Kardashian's ass?

She could be smuggling small nukes in that bootay!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 02, 2018 03:35 PM (so+oy)

275 To boldly go where no sane man has gone before.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:35 PM (HgMAr)

276 Iowahawk isn't as bad as Kristol or the rest of the NT idiots. He's disgusted with Trump and thinks he's a clown (my position about this time 2016) but he's not totally filled with hate and he hasn't reversed himself on policies simply because Trump is for them or endorsed Dems for office or anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)

277 Neoconfederate white nationalist Russian agent, Kanye Zapadnikov

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (fA1SL)
Kanye Nathan Bedford Forrest Zapadnikov, III - Y'all

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:35 PM (gbWkA)

278 Jesus. That'd be like me saying I've never heard of the Eagles or whoever the biggest groups from your era are.



But I mean, I guess it's possible


any mention of pop culture on a conservative comment thread will always contain at least one or two comments seeking to be the most "I've never heard of this", it's pretty much a law

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (VckGX)

279 Cuz old school Russian oligarchs with ties to the KGB are hot for classic American capitalists. They are birds of a feather.

It kills me when people claim Putin wanted Trump as POTUS and not the drunken corrupted hag with one of the most powerful socialist political brands on the planet.

Fucking ridiculous.

Posted by: Denny Crane at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (rDLZI)

280 Guilty as charged, Your Honor. Never
Posted by: AltonJackson
...........
I have never heard one song by the dude.. wouldn't know it if I heard it playing.. mostly because I turn that shit off as soon as it comes on.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (so+oy)

281 I beat the rush ... hated rap early.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (96C7R)

282 "You're really going to pretend you've never heard 'Golddigger' or 'Jesus Walks' or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?"

I fucking hate rap "music". You couldn't pay me to listen to it. Why would I have heard any of his horrible horrible songs? If it came on the radio, then I had it on the wrong station. None of the stations I listen to would ever play that crap. Rap sucks balls.

Posted by: Chris M at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (eAZVt)

283 I think that Kim has been really strong through all of this and her elbows will tell us everything that we need to know. Be patient! She'll show us her tit's when the time is right.

Posted by: goon at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (PEcU2)

284 -
--
You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM

-------------------

Me also.

Posted by: irright at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (pMGkg)

285 esus. That'd be like me saying I've never heard of the Eagles or whoever the biggest groups from your era are.



But I mean, I guess it's possible

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (F5+ro)





Well, not exactly.





It's be more like saying you've never heard of any black acts from his era.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (9TK8E)

-----------------------
Not exactly. Hearing of is not the same as hearing the music of. Or recognizing it if it were heard in the background.

Posted by: RioBravo at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (5NMZN)

286 He's a genius. Singlehandedly creating a new genre of music:
Hipski-Hopski.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (HgMAr)

287 278. Here? I've never heard of that. Or this place, for that matter.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (fA1SL)

288 any mention of pop culture on a conservative comment thread will always contain at least one or two comments seeking to be the most "I've never heard of this", it's pretty much a law

Look, something you young folks who need to get off my lawn need to understand is that once you get past 29 you stop caring so much about what is popular and hip and start viewing it all with increasing suspicion and disregard. What was cool at 25 looks pretty ridiculous at 40.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (39g3+)

289 EM SLAVERY FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: William Kristol, Editor At Large at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (2Mnv1)

290 The nice thing about twitter falling apart for me personally is that I was always going to do a twitter account, and I tried a bit once but it seemed like too much work and too much hassle, plus I hated the interface. And now it just feels like this Big Project that I don't have to do anymore because I put if off long enough that it went away.

I love it when Big Projects work out that way.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (k1TUh)

291 Well, not exactly.


It's be more like saying you've never heard of any black acts from his era.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (9TK8E)

There was / is almost no big hit "white acts" from the early 2000s until now. The biggest acts have almost all been in the rap genre, and almost all black people.

(yeah, yeah, I know -- country music and obscure pop music and whatnot, but cmon. I'm talking pop culture-wise).

Even my 60something year old parents know who Kanye is and could identify at least 1 of his songs.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (F5+ro)

292 He works as an undercover cocktail waitress at the national headquarters of NOW.

That much is true.

Posted by: The Human League at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (hXeKX)

293
Two former hetero men are now lesbians, but by dna gay. The future not working out as expected.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM (r+sAi)

294 I blame Weird Al for not doing a Kanye parody.

Posted by: cultural vacuum at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM (+INtM)

295 Jesus. That'd be like me saying I've never heard of the Eagles or whoever the biggest groups from your era are.

But I mean, I guess it's possible
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

I've head of Kanye West. Never heard his music.
I'm a 55 yr old white guy from Texas. I listen to old country & bluegrass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM (dhqL5)

296 What was cool at 25 looks pretty ridiculous at 40."

And by the time you get north of 50 you're convinced it's all Total Crap and anybody who pay's any attention to it at all is an idiot.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM (k1TUh)

297 286. You may laugh, comrade, but just listen to shkola xardbasa. Yeah. Russian rap.

https://youtu.be/fro6je9L5kg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM (fA1SL)

298 I fucking hate rap "music". You couldn't pay me to listen to it. Why would I have heard any of his horrible horrible songs? If it came on the radio, then I had it on the wrong station. None of the stations I listen to would ever play that crap. Rap sucks balls.

Posted by: Chris M at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM (eAZVt)

https://tinyurl.com/ab5pku6


So you would never listen to that "crap"? It would offend you in such a way that you would immediately change the station?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (F5+ro)

299 273 You're really going to pretend you've never heard "Golddigger" or "Jesus Walks" or any of Kanye's other mega massive hits?

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:27 PM

Guilty as charged, Your Honor. Never
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (ZQfW9)



I can identify Golddigger. But honestly I couldn't tell you the name of another Kanye song or what it sounds like. And I've never listened to all of Golddigger to my knowledge either and likely can identify it better based on the fact that I have heard the Carlos Mencia parody song of it.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (lKs2v)

300 Be patient! She'll show us her tit's when the time is right.
Posted by: goon at May 02, 2018 03:36 PM


Wren?

Posted by: J. Random Moron at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (ctuyM)

301 https://read.bi/2JM5lWV
+++++++
North Korea hands Trump another big win by releasing US prisoners - Business Insider

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (y3aQB)

302 The Left: normalizing mental illness since 1915.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 02, 2018 02:57 PM (hyuyC)


Not just normalizing - *teaching*.

Seriously, the academic modern left's core principle (derived from a bunch of French commies) is that there's no way to determine which interpretation of a statement is correct, so the only purpose of communication is power.

This is literally crazypants and is the abandonment of the most fundamental principle of civilization - negotiation is favored over force.

As far as Kanye, yes, he's not "on your side" but as far as he's serious about not embracing the far left's absolutism, he can be part of a center-left coalition that could pull away from the far left and literally save civilization.

You can negotiate with the center left and get stuff like preservation of the Bill of Rights and not spending every penny in the world twice before breakfast - you can't do that with the far left because words mean nothing but leverage.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (FDnQi)

303 >>He "designed" a plain white t-shirt and sells them for $120. Or at least he did before they sold out.



Clearly he understands capitalism, as do his wife and in-laws. They understand how to create market value for things that, to some, do not seem so valuable.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (W+vEI)

304 Its not impossible I've heard some of his music playing in the background on a TV show or movie, but I wouldn't recognize it any more than some of you would something by, I dunno, Dan Tyminsky or Dmitri Shostakovich.

I think I remember he did a remix for a song for like Godzilla or something in the 90s I heard.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (39g3+)

305 This is Stalin-level paranoia. There is nothing higher.

Posted by: SFgoth at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (dZ756)

306 I listen to stuff on You tube. I know who Die Antwoord is.

I'm not dead. Mostly creativity died a while back.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (+lOpA)

307 Well, in all fairness, if Trump's involvement with Russia (which is next to nothing) is the definition of what makes one a "Russian Operative" then, in fact, Kanye may be a Russian OperativeTM.

Just sayin'

Posted by: Publius Redux at May 02, 2018 03:40 PM (Fb9aZ)

308 Anyone who refers to a beer as a brewski is a Russian agent.

Posted by: JuJuBee at May 02, 2018 03:40 PM (F9f3B)

309 Ever wonder what will happen to NeverTrumpers after Trump is no longer President?

I'm just amazed people are willing to go to such lengths with their career over personality issues.

Before Trump ran for President, I thought he was the ultimate douchebag, so I get the personality clash, but somehow I can overcome that and focus on what actually matters. I also saw that Trump is very much like a WWF act and can appreciate the humor in it and don't take it so seriously.

Posted by: Maritime at May 02, 2018 03:40 PM (lKmt3)

310 Given that Russia's GDP is about 2/3 the size of Italy's, I don't see them having a lot of money to spend on shills. And I don't see Kanye being vulnerable to blackmail, since he's clearly incapable of embarrassment. So how'd they
motivate him?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 02, 2018 03:40 PM (TP3+L)

311 267
Iowahawk is a shell of his former self. He's a bitter NeverTrumper who
only occasionally shows a flash of his former witty self. You're not
missing anything.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 02, 2018 03:23 PM (iv0p7)



Well, that's a damn shame. I do feel better about killing my Twitter account, though. Thanks!

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2018 03:34 PM (MX7xj)

Sad. In a choice between Chlamydia Thudershart and Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glenross, people gotta cry that the biggest dick in the place beat out the biggest crook on the planet.

Waaaaahhhh. People have to remember Mitt Romney types cannot survive the process anymore. He was savaged because of some kids hair in HS, his underwear, his religion and the dog carrier on the car, and he was too polite to fight back.

Lets face it, all republicans running for president need to be Al Czrsvick from caddy shack.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:40 PM (ymnmz)

312 Boy, I timed that well to land in the middle of an OPM surge.

Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (FDnQi)

313 Really? A Shep joke?
------
Shep prefers a cold Fin Gizz!

Posted by: zombie rev. spooner at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (VBKy9)

314 292 He works as an undercover cocktail waitress at the national headquarters of NOW.

That much is true.
Posted by: The Human League at May 02, 2018 03:37 PM (hXeKX)

You'd better change your mind...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (RD7QR)

315 I heard about Kanye because he's part of the Traveling Kardashian Circus, and media loves to talk about that.

I have never in my life listened to a single track of what Kanye and his followers call "Music" and I don't ever intend to. Like I said, I quit listening to new music when Stevie Ray Vaughn died.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (k1TUh)

316 Say, is that guy who sells those stupid un-tucked shirts out of business yet?

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (gbWkA)

317 I've head of Kanye West. Never heard his music.

I'm a 55 yr old white guy from Texas. I listen to old country bluegrass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM


* raises hand *

I know where West, Texas is.

As for pop icons, I don't recognize 60+% or more of the people who are on the covers of the magazines lining the approach to the checkout lane anymore.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (ctuyM)

318 At this point, I'm more confused than Bruce.
Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:31 PM (HgMAr)

----------------

You know, there used to be a scorecard when it came to this kind of stuff..the DSM-5

Posted by: Blake at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (qC1Sy)

319 Shep prefers a cold Fin Gizz!
Posted by: zombie rev. spooner at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (VBKy9)
+++++++
Protein Slurpee I believe

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (y3aQB)

320 >>There was / is almost no big hit "white acts" from the early 2000s until now. The biggest acts have almost all been in the rap genre, and almost all black people.


Imma gonna stop you there and mention that white Taylor Swift has had yuge pop hits and successful tours.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (W+vEI)

321 Music peaked with Perry Como

Posted by: TRUE CONSERVATIVE at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (WTJ5n)

322 'Gold digga'...uh-huh uh-huh yeah uh-huh uh-huh yeah
uh-huh uh-huh yeah...so hawt when the seas are calm and the moonlight bright and it blasting across the deck.

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (yhf6w)

323 302 As far as Kanye, yes, he's not "on your side" but as far as he's serious about not embracing the far left's absolutism, he can be part of a center-left coalition that could pull away from the far left and literally save civilization.

You can negotiate with the center left and get stuff like preservation of the Bill of Rights and not spending every penny in the world twice before breakfast - you can't do that with the far left because words mean nothing but leverage.
Posted by: Merovign, Dark Lord of the Sith at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (FDnQi)

Yes, but that's a downer on the whole TEXIT fantasy.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (9TK8E)

324 "IF the devil wears Prada,
Adam and Even wear nada,
I'm inbetween --
but way more fresher!"
- Kanye

Now granted thats no "I am the walrus" level of brilliance, but I mean ... c'mon!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (F5+ro)

325 Only "new" acts I like are Gary Clark Jr, and Sturgill Simpson.

Posted by: ScoggDog at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (96C7R)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (ctuyM)

327 107 We're all Russian Operatives now.

___________

Yes, we're all sexist, racist, homophobic Russian operative pigs.

Unless we can prove we're not. By accusing someone else of being sexist, racist, homophobic Russian operative pigs.

Posted by: ahzoo at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (wK745)

328 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (F5+
I listen to top 40 as well as most other specialized music stations but I immediately turn the channel when a rap song comes on so I know I've never heard his music. I have also never heard the Weekend or Chance the Rapper or The Game or Drake, etc. I know who they are but unless one of their songs got into a movie or a commercial, I doubt I've heard it. Now I've heard a number of 50cent songs precisely because of that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (5AX1G)

329 Imma gonna stop you there and mention that white Taylor Swift has had yuge pop hits and successful tours.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (W+vEI)

hahah!

Well played, well played.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:43 PM (F5+ro)

330 325. There is that English rhythm combo called The Rolling Stones. I hear they're on their way to broader audiences.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (fA1SL)

331 Kanye should call his albums 'Red Pill' and 'Blue Pill'. And announce he will support, politically, whichever album sells more.

#capitalism

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (PvCxa)

332 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (F5+ro)

What's the song he's sampling in the background of Gold digger?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (5AX1G)

333 Say, is that guy who sells those stupid un-tucked shirts out of business yet?
Posted by: Archer
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Unpossible. They come with the Jwest Seal of Approval.

Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (LJsYz)

334 286. You may laugh, comrade, but just listen to shkola xardbasa. Yeah. Russian rap.

https://youtu.be/fro6je9L5kg

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM (fA1SL)
............

Not bad, but probably better in the original North Korean.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (HgMAr)

335 I'm so glad I do not soil myself on the twatter.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (r9UYA)

336 I've head of Kanye West. Never heard his music.

I'm a 55 yr old white guy from Texas. I listen to old country bluegrass.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:38 PM

* raises hand *

I know where West, Texas is.

As for pop icons, I don't recognize 60+% or more of the people who are on the covers of the magazines lining the approach to the checkout lane anymore.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 02, 2018 03:41 PM (ctuyM)

no problemo :

https://tinyurl.com/y88lvszh

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (bUjCl)

337 276
Iowahawk isn't as bad as Kristol or the rest of the NT idiots. He's
disgusted with Trump and thinks he's a clown (my position about this
time 2016) but he's not totally filled with hate and he hasn't reversed
himself on policies simply because Trump is for them or endorsed Dems
for office or anything.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:35 PM (39g3+)


So wins on policy and loses on style points. So yeah.....under the bus with Trump.
Why couldn't he have been more like the last guy who looked good in a tux while admiring himself in a mirror?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (ymnmz)

338 332. Balalaika mixed with an accordion.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (fA1SL)

339 You know what regular had really weird taste in music ?JeffB.

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (LiyEm)

340 I'm sure I've heard something by Kanye on the radio and didn't know who it was.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (y7DUB)

341 332 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (F5+ro)

What's the song he's sampling in the background of Gold digger?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (5AX1G)

There's a website specifically for looking up samples, but I don't remember the URL off the top of my head.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (9TK8E)

342 329 Imma gonna stop you there and mention that white Taylor Swift has had yuge pop hits and successful tours.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (W+vEI)

hahah!

Well played, well played.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:43 PM (F5+ro)



Adele, Bieber *shudder*, that pasty white dude with the unkempt ginger hair, one of the annoying Jonas brothers.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (lKs2v)

343 >>Say, is that guy who sells those stupid un-tucked shirts out of business yet?

He's getting drunk with Scotty Vest guy.

Posted by: Under Fire at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (r9UYA)

344 What's the song he's sampling in the background of Gold digger?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
-------------

Well, it's not 'Catch a Falling Star'.

Posted by: Perry Como at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (LJsYz)

345 Kanye should call his albums 'Red Pill' and 'Blue Pill'. And announce he will support, politically, whichever album sells more.

#capitalism


---

That's the most genius thing ive heard all week.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (mk7Bj)

346 Well, at least the Boy Scouts did not last long enough to see Kanye become a Russian agent.

Posted by: blaster at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (jHrzU)

347 As for pop icons, I don't recognize 60+% or more of the people who are on the covers of the magazines lining the approach to the checkout lane anymore.

Yeah I think Wierd Al is hilarious and talented but I have no idea what any of the songs he's parodying are any longer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (39g3+)

348 Oh, I found ace's new source of stuff to do now that hot air sucks, twitchy has this and TV's Andy Levy has the funny responding to this crap:

"I changed my mind twitter is good now"

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (Kuhyt)

349 334. Weirdest thing about them - they're a Straight-Edge xardbas crew. And somehow, popular with gopniks. The SMR are a deep mystery in many ways.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (fA1SL)

350
""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"
--Mark Fidrych"

No kidding.

Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)





Werd.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (XWkhW)

351 What's the song he's sampling in the background of Gold digger?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (5AX1G)

"I got a woman" by Ray Charles.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (F5+ro)

352 I am more into Bobby Brown then Kanye...it`s my prerogative!

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (yhf6w)

353 342 Adele, Bieber *shudder*, that pasty white dude with the unkempt ginger hair, one of the annoying Jonas brothers.
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (lKs2v)


TWO of the annoying Jonas Brothers (separately).

There's also that douchey Shawn Mendes kid.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (9TK8E)

354 Beck, who I like, is still relevant. But even he is from the 90's.

I tuned out the new stuff when it started to sound like a computer program wrote it.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (+lOpA)

355 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Kanye must not realize it, but his rants are a gift to racists.

That's right, Swollen Thumb, you're qualified to tell black men who's racist.

And Black Russians? I've heard of those.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (+y/Ru)

356 Say, is that guy who sells those stupid un-tucked shirts out of business yet?

He's getting drunk with Scotty Vest guy.
Posted by: Under Fire
------------

All of our employees wear those, it's the company uniform.

Posted by: Squatty Potty, Inc. at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (LJsYz)

357 They're out-McCarthy-ing McCarthy.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (oVJmc)

358 Oh and the "Call Me Maybe" girl. And that dumb "Rude" song band.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (lKs2v)

359 I'm so out of touch its like a game of Captain America defrosts when I look a the Daily Mail sidebar. "I recognize that reference!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:47 PM (39g3+)

360 My sources say Gal Gadot totally wants my body, but she won't make a move because I'm married.

Well, I had to turn her down because Old Man, beautiful woman, doesn't look to good; everyone would take her for a hooker. I'm to ethical to do that to a woman. I could see how disappointed she was.


Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (MyNf0)

361 This is obviously true, since if there is one thing The Russians are well known for it's people speaking their minds and breaking themselves out of their ideological gulags.

Posted by: Culturally Appropriating Trump at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (RIKJa)

362 355. Like Abram Petrovich Ganibal, yes?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (fA1SL)

363 Stronger was one of his HUGE hits

Posted by: runner at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (bUjCl)

364 Adele, Bieber *shudder*, that pasty white dude with the unkempt ginger hair, one of the annoying Jonas brothers.
Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (lKs2v)

Bieber's biggest hit was written by the pasty white dude with the unkempt ginger hair, who I think is hugely talented (Ed Sheeran, I imagine you mean) although I don't love his genre of music.

But, fine, fair -- your mentioning artists from the last few years.

I don't think their album sales over the last 20 years even put a dent in Kanye's though

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (F5+ro)

365 350


""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"

--Mark Fidrych"



No kidding.



Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)











Werd.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (XWkhW)


Yep

Posted by: Jack Sparrow at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (ymnmz)

366
@brianstelter
Kanye must not realize it, but his rants are a gift to racists.


Because its racis' to advocate freedom of thought for black people.

(And here's where it all goes recursive.)

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (oVJmc)

367

EM ENTFERNEN FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (mPeei)

368 ""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"
--Mark Fidrych"

No kidding.

Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)

Werd.
Posted by: Tony Hawk
----------------

It sucks.

Posted by: Jack Sparow at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (LJsYz)

369 Adele, Bieber *shudder*, that pasty white dude with the unkempt ginger hair, one of the annoying Jonas brothers.

--

Adam Levine, imagine dragons, lorde, fun, fall out boy ....


I mean, it's definitely not proportionate to population demographics, but there are plenty of popular white musicians/bands making new music

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (mk7Bj)

370 350


""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"

--Mark Fidrych"



No kidding.



Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)











Werd.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (XWkhW)


Yep


Posted by: Jack Sparrow at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (ymnmz)
========

So true.

Posted by: The Byrds at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (vg8iE)

371 You know what regular had really weird taste in music ?JeffB.
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:45 PM (LiyEm)


He tried to convince me Pearl Jam was good; talk about fighting the unwinnable war.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (y7DUB)

372 I can honestly say until the other day I never heard of this Kayne fellow.

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (+Dllb)

373 Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:42 PM (F5+ro)

What's the song he's sampling in the background of Gold digger?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:44 PM (5AX1G)
........

The PC Matic band?

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (HgMAr)

374 Clearly he understands capitalism, as do his wife
and in-laws. They understand how to create market value for things that,
to some, do not seem so valuable.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:39 PM (W+vEI)

Kanye is a certified loon, yes. But he deserves respect for where he came from and what he's done.

He showed up to Jay-Z's studio one day, forced his way in and refused to leave until they listened to the music he had made at home. They did and then hired him as a producer. That's how he got his break.

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (UBzPO)

375 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Kanye must not realize it, but his rants are a gift to racists.


Young black man, let I, Brian "thumb head" Stelter guide you.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tater is the Latest Gender at the Outrage Outlet! at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (hLRSq)

376 I know Adele of course. There are still tiny islands of original talent left.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (+lOpA)

377 When I listened to XM Radio, my truck radio never went to am or fm. It was on Willie's Place on XM.
So no, I've never heard a Kanye West song. I've also not heard any country songs from about 2000 on.

I couldn't tell you who the newest country/pop kiddie singers are.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (dhqL5)

378 >>@brianstelter
Kanye must not realize it, but his rants are a gift to racists.

So is Brian saying it's better to lie and hide the truth than to potentially gift "a gift" to racists?

That's sure an interesting take for a "journalist."

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (F5+ro)

379 ""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"

--Mark Fidrych"



No kidding.



Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)











Werd.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (XWkhW)


Yep


Posted by: Jack Sparrow at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (ymnmz)
========

So true.
Posted by: The Byrds
---------

Glory days, gone.

Posted by: Heckle and Jeckle at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (2YhrB)

380 Okay I admit I have downloaded one rap song . Hearbeat by Childish Gambino aka Danny Glover .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (5AX1G)

381 just as an example, music I like to listen to on my headphones for fun: remembered this one last night and had fun looking it up. Composer collaborated with Aaron Copeland for many years, it shows.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-7ZX_JA7-A

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (k1TUh)

382 I've always found Golddigger catchy as hell. He's quite good when he's speaking (maybe it's 'rapping') but God-awful when he starts singing. Just can't hit notes.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (gh7cp)

383 369 Adele, Bieber *shudder*, that pasty white dude with the unkempt ginger hair, one of the annoying Jonas brothers.

--

Adam Levine, imagine dragons, lorde, fun, fall out boy ....


I mean, it's definitely not proportionate to population demographics, but there are plenty of popular white musicians/bands making new music
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (mk7Bj)



And have been for the last few decades.


Oh yeah, Kid Rock.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (lKs2v)

384
As far as music is concerned, I like '60s-'80s stuff.

That is, 1860s-1880s.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (z3Dr0)

385 >>Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Kanye must not realize it, but his rants are a gift to racists.




Anyone else here the silent "boy" in that tweet?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (W+vEI)

386 With my luck, Gal Gadot would dine and dash on me.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (gbWkA)

387 -
--
I mean, it's definitely not proportionate to
population demographics, but there are plenty of popular white
musicians/bands making new music


Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM

-----------------

And I can prove I'm not racist, because I don't know any of their songs either.


Posted by: irright at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (pMGkg)

388 Robert Mueller to subpoena Kanye West in 5..4..3...

Posted by: ShainS at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (EZNt8)

389 369 Adam Levine, imagine dragons, lorde, fun, fall out boy ....


I mean, it's definitely not proportionate to population demographics, but there are plenty of popular white musicians/bands making new music
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (mk7Bj)

Also, that fat chick who sings about her ass.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (9TK8E)

390
365 350

""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"

--Mark Fidrych"

No kidding.

Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)

Werd.

Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (XWkhW)

Yep

Posted by: Jack Sparrow at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (ymnmz)





*sigh*

Kids these days.....

Posted by: Zombie Peter Finch at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (XWkhW)

391 I couldn't tell you who the newest country/pop kiddie singers are.

With the exception of Chris Stapleton, you're not missing anything.

Posted by: brak at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (VckGX)

392 367




EM ENTFERNEN FOADDY-FI!!!





Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (mPeei)


Can Maxine Waters please cal the next Nood (not now), cause I'd love to see how Maxine would call it.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (ymnmz)

393 Kanye is a certified loon, yes. But he deserves respect for where he came from and what he's done.

He showed up to Jay-Z's studio one day, forced his way in and refused to leave until they listened to the music he had made at home. They did and then hired him as a producer. That's how he got his break.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at May 02, 2018 03:49 PM (UBzPO)

There's a clip on youtube of Chappelle talking about the first time he met Kanye (and when he first met the roots, too)-- one of the funniest stories I've heard Chappelle tell.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (F5+ro)

394 380 Okay I admit I have downloaded one rap song . Hearbeat by Childish Gambino aka Danny Glover .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM (5AX1G)

Don Glover. Dong Lover.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM (9TK8E)

395 I have a feeling Trump is going to make a move on Rosenstein and/or Mueller within a week.
This shit has to stop.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM (7uYFy)

396 According to a new report, Barron Trump is facing bullying at school over his father.

Hollywood Life reports that the youngest Trump is Reportedly getting bullied for his fathers current problems. Worst of all, her heart breaks for her son who gets regularly teased at school and has a hard time defending his father to his classmates, the insider shared.

Its so unfortunate for someone so young and innocent to have to deal with that so we definitely hope that Barron and Melania feel better soon, the article continues.

So very liberal of them

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (SjImc)

397 Kanye has escaped from the plantation, and they have loosed the dogs.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (2YhrB)

398 He tried to convince me Pearl Jam was good

I liked their first two albums. Eddie Vedder is a certified knucklehead but he has a great voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)

399 -
--
Okay I admit I have downloaded one rap song . Hearbeat by Childish Gambino aka Danny Glover .





Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:50 PM

-------------------

Isn't he too old for this shit?


Posted by: irright at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (pMGkg)

400 395 I have a feeling Trump is going to make a move on Rosenstein and/or Mueller within a week.
This shit has to stop.
Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM (7uYFy)



Yeah. This farce has gone on long enough.

Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (+lOpA)

401 390


365 350



""Nobody ever talks about birds any more"



--Mark Fidrych"



No kidding.



Posted by: Larry Bird at May 02, 2018 03:28 PM (ctuyM)



Werd.



Posted by: Tony Hawk at May 02, 2018 03:46 PM (XWkhW)



Yep



Posted by: Jack Sparrow at May 02, 2018 03:48 PM (ymnmz)











*sigh*



Kids these days.....

Posted by: Zombie Peter Finch at May 02, 2018 03:51 PM (XWkhW)


Preach it....me so lonely

Posted by: Gonzo's Chicken at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (ymnmz)

402 I liked their first two albums. Eddie Vedder is a certified knucklehead but he has a great voice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)

Pear Jam ain't bad.
They ain't great either.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (7uYFy)

403 384
As far as music is concerned, I like '60s-'80s stuff.

That is, 1860s-1880s. "

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (k1TUh)

404 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Kanye must not realize it, but his rants are a gift to racists.


When I think of down with the struggle, Tater isn't the first person who comes to mind.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (y7DUB)

405 All these rappers guys together will never generate a headline like- Ike beats Tina to death.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (lC6MR)

406 I'm not a hip hop fan at all (in fact I hate it) but Kanye was definitely a top 5 type figure in that genre during the 2000s. But honestly never liked the guy (until recently.)

He may very well be crazy and just trying to become relevant again, but I have to give respect to any black celebrity willing to come out of the closet like that and take that abuse. He probably thought he had a lot of friends before this. Wouldn't surprise me one bit of his wife leaves him because she's so embarrassed.

Posted by: Maritime at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (lKmt3)

407 Top Selling Albums from starting in 2000 per wikipedia. Only 4 of those weren't some pasty white people.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (lKs2v)

408 This Garland douche....he's a bit of a douche, no?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (oVJmc)

409 "Can't touch this" was a toe tapper.

Posted by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (gbWkA)

410 I couldn't tell you who the newest country/pop kiddie singers are.

Heh yeah, there is this big country festival this year in our area, and they listed the HUGE ACTS.

Never heard of any of them. Not one. They played some of their music as part of the promo and... nobody is gonna hear of them in 10 years, either.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM (39g3+)

411 "IF the devil wears Prada,
Adam and Even wear nada,
I'm inbetween --
but way more fresher!"
- Kanye

Now granted thats no "I am the walrus" level of brilliance, but I mean ... c'mon!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
.............

Eff'n genius!

He coulda gone with the last word being "empanada".. but he didn't! Just fucking genius to yank you, the listener, like that.. wow, man..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (so+oy)

412 >>395 I have a feeling Trump is going to make a move on Rosenstein and/or Mueller within a week.
This shit has to stop.

zzzz huh? Someone say something?? zzzzZZZZzzzz

Posted by: J. Sessions at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (r9UYA)

413 As far as music is concerned, I like '60s-'80s stuff.

That is, 1860s-1880s. "

Glory, Glory, Hallelujah!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo


Look away, look away, look away Dixieland!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (dhqL5)

414 >>>>>
I have a feeling Trump is going to make a move on Rosenstein and/or Mueller within a week.

This shit has to stop.



Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM
.
.
.I agree. The leaked questions were the last straw for me.

I mean honestly how is the question: "Why are you still criticizing comey" relevant to any criminal investigation?

Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (+Dllb)

415 Speaking of nutty people:

Former First Lady Michelle Obama offered herself as America's "forever First Lady," at a college signing day event at Temple University in Philadelphia on Wednesday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (r+sAi)

416 I kind of actually like some of his music..Gold Digger comes to mind.

Posted by: IC at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (a0IVu)

417 And something tells me that when 3 of those years the best selling album is Adele, that she has likely blown Kanye out of the water in sales.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (lKs2v)

418 Women today find sixth graders sexy?

https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/295695/

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (LiyEm)

419 I liked their first two albums. Eddie Vedder is a certified knucklehead but he has a great voice.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)


We're gonna half to disagree on this; to me his voice sounds like a calf about to become veal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (y7DUB)

420 Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair

'M remove 45!' Is all I'm getting out of that. A little help, Maxi?

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (gh7cp)

421 I have a feeling Trump is going to make a move on Rosenstein and/or Mueller within a week.
This shit has to stop.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM (7uYFy)
..........

Can he sue them for harassment? I mean, these guys are pests.

Posted by: wth at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (HgMAr)

422 "Can't touch this" was a toe tapper.

by: Archer at May 02, 2018 03:54 PM


you should hear the original what it was ripped off from

Posted by: I'm Rick James, bitch at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (ZQfW9)

423 nood icebacks

Posted by: Todler at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (8D42x)

424 FFS have to disagree

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (y7DUB)

425 That is, 1860s-1880s.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
-----------

All pop music after Stephan Foster has been shit.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (gdP3k)

426 Yeah. This farce has gone on long enough.
Posted by: eleven at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (+lOpA)

He should make a speech to the nation laying out his reasons for wanting to fire Mueller. He should bring up the connections of Hillary to all the main players and mention that he interviewed Mueller for the top FBI job the day before he was named special counsel. Most Americans have no idea about any of this.

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (7uYFy)

427
I beat the rush ... hated rap early.
=====

Loved it early. Reminded me of the old 'poetry slams' as to who could come with better rhymes and rhythms. Think Muldoon.

When the nastiness and contest for the most ugly words in a row, it lost me.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (MIKMs)

428 Former First Lady Michelle Obama offered herself as America's "forever First Lady," at a college signing day event at Temple University in Philadelphia on Wednesday.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (r+sAi)

Ahhh, FORMER First Lady. I like the sound of that. Not sure about the "Lady" part.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (MX7xj)

429 Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM (9TK8E)

Heh. Yeah Donald Glover.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (5AX1G)

430 I don't hate all rap. I like some Beastie Boys, I got a kick out of Urban Dance Squad and Digital Underground, and I really like all of Mack Daddy from Sir Mixalot. The Aerosmith/Run-DMC Walk This Way was pretty good.

But most of it is as awful as disco, but there's not been a Rap Demolition night at Wrigley, yet to save us from it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:58 PM (39g3+)

431 414
>>>>>

I have a feeling Trump is going to make a move on Rosenstein and/or Mueller within a week.


This shit has to stop.





Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM
.
.
.I agree. The leaked questions were the last straw for me.

I mean honestly how is the question: "Why are you still criticizing comey" relevant to any criminal investigation?


Posted by: The Great White Scotsman at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (+Dllb)

Some comic genius out there should get some eighth grade girl on the show and read all his questions in a bitchy tone around the lunch table and laugh, with all the other girls saying, "Yeah, I know, Right? For Sure." or whatever they say these days.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:58 PM (ymnmz)

432
He tried to convince me Pearl Jam was good

I liked their first two albums. Eddie Vedder is a certified knucklehead but he has a great voice.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 03:53 PM (39g3+)






Vedder has a decent voice, but he's wildly overrated, and hasn't been musically relevant in 20 years or more.

I find it sad that the grunge movement produced about 5 really iconic voices (Cobain, Vedder, Staley, Cornell, Weiland) and the only survivor is the LEAST interesting of them.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:58 PM (XWkhW)

433 429
Posted by: Hikaru at May 02, 2018 03:52 PM (9TK8E)



Heh. Yeah Donald Glover.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (5AX1G)


I thought that was Donald Pleasance?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 03:59 PM (ymnmz)

434 We're gonna half to disagree on this; to me his voice sounds like a calf about to become veal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 03:56 PM (y7DUB)

He's okay if he stays in his narrow range. When he strays, the results aren't too good. Vedder loves The Who, but his cover of "Love Reign 'or Me" is painful to hear. He can't pull it off....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 03:59 PM (7uYFy)

435 The truth is that nobody wants to admit that as the 80's petered out, all of the actual Musicians got run out of the business, and all that was left was a pack of dancers, actors, lip synchers and clowns, belching out vapid autotuned farts to a clueless audience dying to be told that they're trendy. Profit took precedent over all, and any actual musical talent, as it had been recognized for the past several hundred years, got sent back to private venues, well out of public view.

rap isn't music. It's blank verse with beats. Maybe a few random tones thrown in at random from time to time.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 03:59 PM (k1TUh)

436 I mean honestly how is the question: "Why are you still criticizing comey" relevant to any criminal investigation?

Its not meant to be part of an investigation. Its meant to get Trump to start free-associating and talking without filters so they can nail him with a perjury charge like Clinton got nailed. That is all this has ever been: get him like Clinton was got.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at May 02, 2018 04:00 PM (39g3+)

437 Former First Lady Michelle Obama offered herself as America's "forever First Lady,"

She has a better shot at enshrinement in Canton, Ohio.

Posted by: t-bird at May 02, 2018 04:00 PM (gh7cp)

438 BREAKING NEWS:

North Korea has freed three U.S. citizens detained for years in the communist country, bowing to another demand of President Trump ahead of his planned meeting with Kim Jong-un.

WINNING

And released alive also

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 04:00 PM (SjImc)

439 428
Former First Lady Michelle Obama offered herself as America's "forever
First Lady," at a college signing day event at Temple University in
Philadelphia on Wednesday.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 02, 2018 03:55 PM (r+sAi)



Ahhh, FORMER First Lady. I like the sound of that. Not sure about the "Lady" part.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 02, 2018 03:57 PM (MX7xj)


Former FLATUS

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (ymnmz)

440 The Lefties are pulling out the big guns to get Kanye back on the plantation. First, we had Maxine Waters telling everybody he was an uppity field hand "talking out of turn." Now we have this $h!tbird telling everybody Kanye is an operative for the Kremlin.

The way his "friends" are treating him is either going to break Kanye or fill him with a grim resolve to keep following the North Star to freedom. Kanye has previously demonstrated that he has zero fvkcs to give and will just tell you what he thinks, regardless of the reaction. We will just have to wait and see.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (5Yee7)

441 Kanye's the one that 'got jiggy wit' it,' right?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (oVJmc)

442 Vedder has a decent voice, but he's wildly overrated, and hasn't been musically relevant in 20 years or more.

I find it sad that the grunge movement produced about 5 really iconic voices (Cobain, Vedder, Staley, Cornell, Weiland) and the only survivor is the LEAST interesting of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:58 PM (XWkhW)

Mark Lanegan from Screaming Trees is still alive and he's put out some really good stuff....

Posted by: JoeF. at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (7uYFy)

443 Only Rap Song I could ever listen to - Blondie, Man from Mars. All downhill for the genre since then.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (k1TUh)

444 I find it sad that the grunge movement produced about 5 really iconic voices (Cobain, Vedder, Staley, Cornell, Weiland) and the only survivor is the LEAST interesting of them.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 02, 2018 03:58 PM (XWkhW)


Am I showing my age or lack of understanding genres by asking why Westerberg isn't included?

Posted by: Captain Hate at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (y7DUB)

445 What is a blue checkmark?

Posted by: alpine crotch at May 02, 2018 04:01 PM (H1kPK)

446 Alice in Chains do NOT like being lumped in with "grunge"

Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (LiyEm)

447 North Korea has freed three U.S. citizens detained for years in the communist country, bowing to another demand of President Trump ahead of his planned meeting with Kim Jong-un.

WINNING

And released alive also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 02, 2018 04:00 PM (SjImc)

Um no, thanks to President Moon. Now back to Stormy....

Posted by: This is CNN at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (7uYFy)

448 445 What is a blue checkmark?"

These days, a total asshole who sucks up to Twitter Management every minute of the day.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (k1TUh)

449 Nood.....Since Maxine won't do it for me


FOADDY FI!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (ymnmz)

450 There was / is almost no big hit "white acts" from the early 2000s until now. The biggest acts have almost all been in the rap genre, and almost all black people.


Non-rapper white or Hispanic artists who had pop hits:

2000s: Franz Ferdinand, OK GO, Nickelback, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, Gwen Stefani, Christina Agulera, Kelly Clarkson, John Mayer, Britney Spears, Mariah Carey, Green Day, Papa Roach, Fall Out Boy, Shakira, and more.

2010s: Lady Gaga, Fergie, Taylor Swift, Kings of Leon, Pitbull, Miley Cyrus, Katy Perry, Coldplay, Gotye, fun., Maroon 5, One Direction, Adele, Train, David Guetta, Justin Bieber, Demi Lovato, Owl City, Imagine Dragons, Muse, Mark Ronson, Ed Sheeran, Ellie Goulding, Sam Smith, Megan Trainor, Shawn Mendes, Sia, and plenty more.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (ZGrMX)

451 North Korea has freed three U.S. citizens detained for years in the communist country, bowing to another demand of President Trump ahead of his planned meeting with Kim Jong-un.

-
Kim is a Russian bot!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 02, 2018 04:04 PM (+y/Ru)

452 I have been looking for a theory that explains the existence of rap, and Russian social sabotage is as believable as any.

Posted by: thatch at May 02, 2018 04:04 PM (x5+j3)

453 There is an extra's add on to the Blu Ray of Wonder Woman. It's about a bunch of young sjws who are all up on grrrl power. They're actually pretty good looking for sjws, young - nobody deformed. In one scene in the extra they all pose with Gal Gadot. OMG. You don't realize how beautiful she is until you have somebody to compare her to.

Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2018 04:04 PM (MyNf0)

454 Alice in Chains do NOT like being lumped in with "grunge"
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (LiyEm)

NOW they don't. They were actually a hair metal band and latched onto grunge when it was still an underground thing. But they put out some solid records anyway.

None of the grunge bands really sound anything alike. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, STP--they really have little in common....

Posted by: This is CNN at May 02, 2018 04:05 PM (7uYFy)

455 yeah...new music...that's the ticket, that's why I go to strip clubs, those gals know the newest hits but still have time for the old standbys.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 04:07 PM (Kuhyt)

456 hmm, yeah, a lot of the good 90's artists have died. Alice in Chains at least found a good front man.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 02, 2018 04:08 PM (Kuhyt)

457 None of the grunge bands really sound anything alike. Nirvana, Pearl Jam, STP--they really have little in common....

Of course. Nirvana wanted to be the Beatles, Pearl Jam wanted to be U2, Soundgarden wanted to be GnR, and Alice in Chains wanted to be Metallica.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 02, 2018 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)

458 259---That'd be like me saying I've never heard of the Eagles or whoever the biggest groups from your era are.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 02, 2018 03:32 PM (F5+ro)
-------------------------
I've heard OF Kanye West. I've heard OF "Gold-digger."
That's not the same as hearing the works themselves.

My kids have heard of Frank Sinatra but I doubt they could name a single hit of his.

Groups and songs from my era, yeah, they could tell you more because, in a speaker-vs-earphone world, they had to listen to it growing up.

But parents rarely listen to kids' stuff, not in this day when everyone listens with earphones.



Posted by: Margarita DeVille at May 02, 2018 04:09 PM (0jtPF)

459 You've never heard of fluoridation? Fluoridation of water, Mandrake?

Posted by: Eric Garland's precious bodily fluids at May 02, 2018 04:11 PM (UFgOG)

460

EM NERD FOADDY-FI!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 02, 2018 04:11 PM (mPeei)

461 n00d Castro's boy.

Posted by: buzzion at May 02, 2018 04:11 PM (lKs2v)

462 I have been looking for a theory that explains the existence of rap, and Russian social sabotage is as believable as any.

I can explain the entire music scene. It's all the work of white bigots who want everyone to be bigoted. They intentionally push their view of blacks. The men are big and dangerous looking gangstas, the women are all hos. They push that because they know it will turn off white people and they are successful pushing that in the black community because 'thug power'. It's all meant to turn you into a racist. Rap music is just part of that.

Posted by: An Observation at May 02, 2018 04:13 PM (MyNf0)

463 KANYE IS A RUSSIAN OPERATIVE- deemed real & truthful news at Facebook.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2018 04:17 PM (PvFoN)

464 I used to follow Garland before he was big and he seemed pretty smart but a little boring. He was planned a conference on the rebirth of midwestern cities in St. Louis and it never got off the ground because that's really boring. So at some point he must have realized that being a crazy conspiracy theorist was a bigger draw.

Posted by: bjstuggzzz at May 02, 2018 04:22 PM (e44Qj)

465 When will Mueller's team be questioning Kanye?

Posted by: redridinghood at May 02, 2018 04:28 PM (PvFoN)

466 Alice in Chains do NOT like being lumped in with "grunge"
Posted by: steevy at May 02, 2018 04:03 PM (LiyEm)
+++++
THIS!!! AIC was much more like Black Sabbath than grunge

Posted by: JoshBARROquette at May 02, 2018 04:38 PM (y3aQB)

467 Kanye is showing his "WFB Street" collection. For the Urban Yacht Club set.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 02, 2018 04:56 PM (RuIsu)

468 Or maybe Loretta Lynch is a Russian Agent. She traded "Justice for Eric Garner!" for Ma Barker's freedom.

Wait til Kanye finds out.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at May 02, 2018 05:29 PM (eIPKO)

469 You do this by popping the bonnet and utilizing the dipstick
to gauge levels. This means the car is separated

Posted by: repair at May 27, 2018 04:55 PM (CKcNJ)

470 If you are going over a long trip in the family roadster, you may want to get that tuneup that you've been putting
off. Flat tire service - If you have a set, your bike will likely be towed on the nearest garage
where it can be fixed or replaced. If you'll want to turn, have a good
amount of warning, and slow the auto because of make it.

Posted by: car insurance at May 27, 2018 05:16 PM (HFbwf)

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