Oh My: National Review Finally Asks, "Does Hillary Clinton Drink Too Much Alcohol? And Did the Media Cover This Up?"

For about a year, John Ekdahl was on a lonely one-man beat covering this story. He pushed out a lot of pictures showing Hillary drinking and sometimes even looking glassy-eyed and, um, "happy."

hillaryclintonhappy.jpg
It's always scotch o'clock somewhere in the world

Hillary Clinton logged 150,000 miles of flying, half of which were logged on an airplane. The others were logged on her couch.

Ekdahl noted that during her campaign coverage, the NYT's Amy Chozick said something like "She can really drink." Chozick said this almost like it was a good thing, like it was Hillary showing she had a personality and could hang with the boys, but a lot of people associated with John Ekdahl's Institute for Leading Thought-Leadership raised their eyebrows at this estimation of Hillary's alcohol tolerance.

Tolerance? Or appreciation?

Well, Google it. The internet is full of three sorts of pictures of Hillary Clinton:

1. Hillary nodding;

2. Hillary falling;

and

3. Hillary drinking.

For years, people have ignored John Ekdahl's seminal investigations into this area. (By "seminal," I don't mean "Leading and influential;" I mean he's A Gay who likes semen.)

But now Kyle Smith picks up this underreported story and asks
"Is Hillary Clinton alcohol use excessive?"

By the way: Kyle Smith's hook for this is Amy Chozick's book, which mentions and unpublished piece about Clinton's booziness.

But seriously, Ekdahl highlighted one quote from Chozick -- "Hillary can really drink," or something like that --two or so years ago.

Update: The research team at the Ekdahl Institute for Leading Thought Leadership found the quote:

"She likes to drink," Amy Chozick, a New York Times reporter who covers Clinton, said to ABC earlier this year. "We were on the campaign trail in 2008 and the press thought she was just taking shots to pander to voters in Pennsylvania. Um, no." -- From the Washington Post, noting the "Hillary Drunk" meme; also from the leaked Jon Podesta emails

And then there was this quote:

"I think you should call her and sober her up some," wrote Clinton campaign Communications Director Jennifer Palmieri in an email to campaign chair John Podesta on Aug. 8, 2015, at about 4:30 p.m. on a Saturday -- a remark that was interpreted as being about Clinton.

That's also from the Washington Post, which treated this "meme" like swamp-fever conspiracy theorizing.

Despite a reporter covering her letting us know she likes to drink, and despite an email from Palmieri instructing the staff to "sober her up."

No one in the media asked the obvious follow-up questions or treated this as anything more than a silly internet conspiracy theory meme.

Combine that quote, and all the pictures of Hillary enjoying a cocktail or five (see below) with what didn't get reported, and you have a genuine scandal -- only partly about Hillary's level of alcohol consumption.

Mostly, it's about what the press knew but decided to hide from the public.

I know I'm writing this in a humorous way, but this is actually a question I've had for two years, and I've never seen the media touch it.


One intriguing aspect of Amy Chozick's reporting in Chasing Hillary is that Chozick wrote a story for the New York Times that never ran that celebrated Clinton's convivial spirit (or, if you like, her boozing).

...

Chozick's unpublished color piece on Clinton’s drinking was meant to illustrate that Clinton was not the starchy, purse-lipped frump of popular perception but a freewheeling good-time gal. Why couldn't the story have run during the campaign rather than after it?

That seems obvious. The factual details were such that they might have made readers question the Times's spin that Clinton's drinking habits reflected well on her. The attentive reader will wonder whether Clinton has a drinking problem. Chozick says that Clinton would have been "the booziest president since FDR" and "enjoys a cocktail -- or three --more than most previous presidents."

Chozick isn't saying that Clinton has three cocktails but that she has three cocktails more than a man. So: five cocktails, then? Five cocktails for a woman is generally said to have the same effect as ten cocktails on a man. Would you want a man who regularly put away ten cocktails to be president?

It is fair to ask of the nation's press corps how much information about Clinton's drinking they withheld from the public.

...

[I]T is fair to ask whether the nation came close to electing a president who regularly drinks to excess, and it is fair to ask of the nation's press corps how much information about Clinton's drinking they withheld from the public. Given that, according to Chozick, virtually everyone embedded with the Clinton campaign was a woman who was excited about the prospect of her winning, it's also fair to ask of the major media's assignment editors whether the reporters they put on the Clinton beat were even close to being objective observers.

Update: An Commenter writes:

136 Hmmm...wonder if this has anything to do with press reporting on what a 'champion napper' she was.

TruthRevolt did a compilation of all the times the press reported positively on Hillary's ability to nap, with an aide bragging that she was a "champion napper" like this was an accomplishment.

I don't remember that at all. However, this Harper's Bazaar puff piece does mention Hillary's impressive abilities as a "champion napper."

There must be days, though, when Clinton doesn't want to get out of bed. "Oh, God, yes," she says. "The mornings are okay, but by the end of the day, I'm sometimes so tired that I just go home, put my feet up, read magazines, watch TV, try to take my mind out of where I've been all day."

Thankfully, Clinton is a diligent organizer of her own time. She has a personal trainer who "comes and tortures me" at her Washington residence at 6:00 A.M. up to three times a week. "Not that it shows," she chuckles, "but it does energize me." She is also a champion napper. Reines notes that in her cabin on her Special Air Mission plane, Clinton can sleep through both takeoff and landing. "I often sleep through both, yeah," she says. How? "Because I'm so tired! I think I'm chronically exhausted." Unsurprisingly, she's big on caffeine. "When I'm in meetings, fending off jet lag, and people come with the trays of coffee and tea, I think, Oh, my gosh, I'll stay awake for another hour."

She's in all ways taarrred.

Also, John Ekdahl (a notorious sodomite) wants to remind you of this spectacle, which happened, he thinks, at a South African event.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 07:11 PM




Comments

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1 Atsa matta, you italican now?

Posted by: Mario at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (i+4po)

2 Scott Adams used the drunkeness as the "why vote for Trump instead of Hilary" rationale.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (eASYU)

3 Side of beef... is a side effect...

Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:06 PM (zSVEm)

4 [insert quotes from MSM talking about how bad it was/is that Bush II and Trump didn't/don't drink]

Posted by: Mama AJ at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (mtfdF)

5 HUMA, MORE GIN!!!!!!

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (IEVqH)

6
That's the time when you grab hillary's boobs and go "Honk! Honk!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o)

7
Why is Charlie Sheen behind her and grinning? And where are is hands???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (VM6ev)

8
I'm not a drunk, you deplorable scum!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (pNxlR)

9
Dear Lord from this angle, her dentures look like that cheap scalloped porcelain prop from the Efferdent commercials.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)

10 Ace as former drunk, I could do great testimonials as to why NOT to have a drunk in charge... of anything, actually..

Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (zSVEm)

11 "Does Hillary Clinton Drink Too Much Alcohol?

Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)

12 Korsikoff's and Kuru.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (fA1SL)

13 I'm only on my first cocktail. So, not Presidential material.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)

14
Now, Squatch * hic * SQUATCH unnerstans me!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (pNxlR)

15 Can you smother alcohol(ism) with a pillow, because the MFM uses that as its hammer for every inconvenient political nail it finds.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (H8S+R)

16 >>>10 Ace as former drunk, I could do great testimonials as to why NOT to have a drunk in charge... of anything, actually..

Congrats on kicking the habit!

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (8rNrN)

17 This is s-s-slanderous! *hic* *shart*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (Tyii7)

18 Dude over her left shoulder looks like he just stuck two in the pink and one in the stink and Hillz is enjoying the hell out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (dhqL5)

19 Only Scotch? No Val-U-Rite? (The Ewok would have been happy to supply her from his private stash).

Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (3C9q2)

20 Combine that quote, and all the pictures of Hillary enjoying a cocktail or five (see below) with what didn't get reported, and you have a genuine scandal -- only partly about Hillary's level of alcohol consumption.


"Cocktail." Sounds almost civilized when you say it that way. But Hillz would never waited for mixers and garnishes and shit. If she drank anything, she drank Everclear, and straight from the bottle. When that wasn't around, a fresh can of Sterno would do just fine.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (IEVqH)

21
She seems to be channeling Lee Marvin from "Cat Ballou."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (VM6ev)

22 If I was Hillary Clinton. I would drink too. A metric fuckton of booze.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (3c1uO)

23 TURNK THOSH MASHINES BASHK ON!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (O5Q3r)

24 I do think that one of the main reasons Putin - along with every other reasonable person - would not want Felonia in charge of anything is that she's a drunk. Putin hates drunks. Always has.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (fA1SL)

25 Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)


Does a bear fuck Leo DeCaprio in the forest?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (IEVqH)

26 16 >>>10 Ace as former drunk, I could do great testimonials as to why NOT to have a drunk in charge... of anything, actually..

Congrats on kicking the habit!
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (8rNrN)

Was loads of fun... especially the explaining... the exwives were the most ... unsympathetic...

Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (zSVEm)

27
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (dhqL5)


EWWWWWWWW!!!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (pNxlR)

28 Dude over her left shoulder looks like he just stuck two in the pink and
one in the stink and Hillz is enjoying the hell out of it.


That's Mookie Blaylock. *hic*

Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)

29 Wait a minute on that math there fella. Five cocktails are said to have as much effect upon a woman as ten cocktails on a man. That may be true if you posit that the average out of shape male politician weighs twice as much (and hence has twice as much blood in his body) as your average woman.

Now that may be true when the average woman in the USA weighed 100 pounds or so.

But the Hildebeest is pretty porky--and I'd say she can scarf down at least six or maybe even seven cocktails before her blood alcohol level reaches that of a man who has had ten cocktails in the same period of time. Of course at that point, both the Hildebeest and the man are so blitzed that they can't see straight. So there is that.

OTOH Trump doesn't drink He may well be crass and rude from time to time, but I doubt that he ever got blotto. So last time around we missed a lying drunk of a female president.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Sda6L)

30 The Scooby Van was sponsored by Seagrams.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

31 Was I the only one who saw the entire smart military blog italicized?

Eh, no matter. It got fixed.

Posted by: Mario at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (i+4po)

32 If you miss the entire state of Wisconsin - you might have a drinking problem.

Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (FhXTo)

33 She lost everything! Leave her alone!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (+fTAB)

34 SO I FALL DOWN THE SHTAIRS A LOT! SO FUCK YOU!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)

35 That's the time when you grab hillary's boobs and go "Honk! Honk!"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o)


Good times, Good times !

Posted by: Al Franken at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl)

36 Why is Charlie Sheen behind her and grinning? And where are is hands???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM

You're familiar with "the shocker" I take it?

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (3c1uO)

37 The big black guy handler was really Isaac, Your Ship's Bartender.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

38 Old Souse.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (0QYMt)

39 AND WHERE'SHH MY FUCKING SERVICE ANIMAL?!!!

HUMA!!!!!!

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (IEVqH)

40 I beet she's a top shelf drunk though. No pruno for her.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (yQpMk)

41 Abuela Borracha.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (fA1SL)

42 Well to be truthfull the few times I drank alcohol on aircraft it seems to triple the effect.

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (aC6Sd)

43 The MBM were terrified that if Mormon Romney got elected he might cut-off the booze at WH hosted events.

I remember the stories of how Baracka was making DC cool again with his very well-stocked cocktail parties.

*now I don't drink like a good hordeling but not a teetotaler and nothing against those who keep valu-rite in business; but I do dislike the mooching press who expect the POTUS to spend my tax dollars on booze for the prestitutes and lobbyists. Its only logical that the lobbyists should at least be ponying up for the booze as they try to get stories printed to support their bills.

Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (eASYU)

44 If you miss the entire state of Wisconsin - you might have a drinking problem.
Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM

Which is funny, because if there's one thing my neighbors to the east of me understand, it's drinking. It's more than a hobby over there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (3c1uO)

45 This post needs the flaming skull, ironically.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (Eu5eZ)

46
She would have made a great president.

Posted by: Zombie Boris Yeltsin at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (r+sAi)

47 She looks so happy in that pic though. Almost human.

Posted by: IC at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (xEuKz)

48 There are four digital voice recording devices on the armrest in front of her.

If these scurrilous accusations were true, surely one of the media outlets responsible would have released the tapes.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (fuK7c)

49 36 Why is Charlie Sheen behind her and grinning? And where are is hands???

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM

You're familiar with "the shocker" I take it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (3c1uO)


No, but I am with the Tingler from William Castle.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (VM6ev)

50 The Scooby Van was sponsored by Seagrams.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)

==========================
The new Scooby Van roll-out will be sponsored by Zig-Zag.

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (Pqytn)

51 They've gone from hiding Polio to hiding Porking to hiding Plastered.

But they were all over the Pretzel that tried to choke out W.

Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (PvCxa)

52 What's the over under for when the cucks of the conservative industrial complex begin clucking their lips and tut tuting this as dirty pool and low brow rumor mongering of the worst sort?


Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (UfMVm)

53 I guess I'm seminal too, by that definition.

Posted by: SHEMP at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (zTtjJ)

54 46. Yep. To ol' Borya, she would. What an embarrassment that man was.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)

55 It's those late night episodes where Huma would pour cognac down her gash and Hillz would be on it like Jasper on peanut butter.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (ReN/Q)

56 Well to be truthfull the few times I drank alcohol on aircraft it seems to triple the effect.


Did that affect you landing the plane?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

57 How is Chelsea's husband doing now he doesn't have the Clinton gov't peddled influence?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (+fTAB)

58 "So: five cocktails, then?"

Five cocktails?! I damn sure don't want a president with nuclear code access pushing any buttons under that condition. And I'll bet even Huma felt the same way.

I only denounce myself for part of that statement.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (H8S+R)

59 That's the time when you grab hillary's boobs and go "Honk! Honk!"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o)


Good times, Good times !
Posted by: Al Franken at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM

Man I wish I was good at photoshop. Hillary in drink pose with her balloon drop "wow" face and Franken giving her a honk. Epic man.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (3c1uO)

60 Many Bollards died to bring us this presidential candidate.

Posted by: Mon Mothma at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (IEVqH)

61 37 The big black guy handler was really Isaac, Your Ship's Bartender.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)


I used to get so confused when I saw stories about Chelsea Handler. I thought, she's too young to need a big burly Rosie Greer with an epi-pen.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (VM6ev)

62 Oh demon alcohol
Sad memories I can't recall
Who thought I would fall
A slave to demon alcohol

(Chorus)
Hic
Cackle
Shart

Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (7PllL)

63 "Hillary Clinton logged 150,000 miles of flying"



Thats one big ass booze cruise.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (9Om/r)

64 Which is funny, because if there's one thing my
neighbors to the east of me understand, it's drinking. It's more than a
hobby over there.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (3c1uO)

Wisconsin is next to the UP; drinking there isn't a hobby or a career, it's a calling.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (0QYMt)

65 Married to Slick Willie? I'd give her a pass.

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (Roy2Z)

66 The dude behind her is feeding her another round so she'll pass out and leave them alone.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (cxBi6)

67 OOOOOOOOOOOOH! LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY BALLOONSH!!!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (O5Q3r)

68 47 She looks so happy in that pic though. Almost human.
Posted by: IC at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (xEuKz)

I know, right? Some people are better off drunks, in some ways... I have met some sobered up drunks where I'm like " Dude, you got clean to be This? "

Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (zSVEm)

69 It's more than a hobby over there.

I've seen liquor stores in gas stations in WI.

Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (FhXTo)

70 The booziest president since FDR? Tell that to poor Churchill, who rolled his eyes when Franklin had the booze cart wheeled in and proceeded to make a huge production of mixing a small batch of daiquiris, one per person, before dinner.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (2NqXo)

71 48 There are four digital voice recording devices on the armrest in front of her.

If these scurrilous accusations were true, surely one of the media outlets responsible would have released the tapes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (fuK7c)
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You really think so? I don't, because I think they were all on her side.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (oMtOd)

72 Thats one big ass booze cruise.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (9Om/r)



Do you like cruises?

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (IEVqH)

73 It's always Scotch o'clock here.

Posted by: Visit Scotland! (Paid for by the Scottish Board of Tourism) at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (zTtjJ)

74 Drinking too much is the least of her sins.

Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (qNS03)

75 Explains why she couldn't deliver a concession speech.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)

76 They talk of my drinking
But never my thirst

Hic
Cackle
Shart

Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (7PllL)

77 The Hillary sock always posts a ' *hic* '

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (Roy2Z)

78 Scotch and eggs, Scotch and toast, Scotch and Spam ...

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

79 74. Yep. All that walnut sauce.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (fA1SL)

80 The booze is just to take the edge off the drugs.

Posted by: A Vogon at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (UdKB7)

81 You really think so? I don't, because I think they were all on her side.


I didn't think that needed sarc tags, dear.

Also, I will never ever commit sarc tags.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (fuK7c)

82
Wisconsin is next to the UP; drinking there isn't a hobby or a career, it's a calling.


Suomi Kutsuu!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (pNxlR)

83 "Does Hillary Clinton Drink Too Much Alcohol?

Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.

-
Does Joy Reid know any fag jokes!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)

84 Absolut Power

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (fkdqr)

85 80. As someone taking at least one of the drugs we know she was interested in, I can agree with that.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)

86 >>>52 What's the over under for when the cucks of the conservative industrial complex begin clucking their lips and tut tuting this as dirty pool and low brow rumor mongering of the worst sort?

oh they'll be tut-tutting and crying "Whataboutism!" in short order, I think.

Despite the fact that this comes from 1, a NYT reporter covering the Clinton campaign and 2, via NR, a mag which isn't nevertrump per se but which certainly isn't MAGA.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (8rNrN)

87 Explains why she couldn't deliver a concession speech.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)

She's a mean dunk, I bet. I wonder what the alcohol purchase list for the White House back in the 1990's was? And how often they would restock?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (0QYMt)

88 Absolut Power


corrupts

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)

89 " Explains why she couldn't deliver a concession speech."


That's been the theory since election night: she was too drunk to concede.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (UB2Px)

90 It is said that drinking the blood of teenage virgin girls sometimes has an effect similar to being drunk.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (IEVqH)

91 HA HA! HA HA!! LOOKS AT WHAT I CAN MAKE MY EYESH DO!!! HA HA HA!!! HA HA HA!!! DID YA SEE IT!?! DID YA SEE IT!?!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (O5Q3r)

92 74 Drinking too mucsh isch the leascht of her schinsch.

fify

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)

93 I didn't think that needed sarc tags, dear.

Also, I will never ever commit sarc tags.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (fuK7c)
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Oh.

Well, at least things are back to normal, with people having to mansplain things to me. I was getting nervous this morning in the art thread.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oMtOd)

94

Dude over her left shoulder looks like he just stuck two in the pink and one in the stink and Hillz is enjoying the hell out of it.


Bowling with Hillary.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (GdWl+)

95 John Ekdahl is gay?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (S6Pax)

96 Email server?? I WAS DRUNK!

Uranium One?? I WAS DRUNK!

That pantsuit?? I WAS DRUNK!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

97 Donald Trump - teetotaler
Hillary Clinton - Jello Shots

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Pqytn)

98 I see Hillz has her "chardonnay" glass in the pic. I'll bet she had a lot of "chardonnay" that day.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (IEVqH)

99 92 74 Drinking too mucsh isch the leascht of her schinsch.

fify

Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)


You sound like Abigail Van Buren trying to imitate John McCain praising Obama.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (VM6ev)

100
I wish I could drink like I was young again. But I'm not. Dammit.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (r+sAi)

101 John Ekdahl is gay?


Pretty? Witty?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

102 Lots of politicians drink lots of booze. It's nothing new.
What is new is PDT.

Posted by: Al Vogon at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)

103 >>.95 John Ekdahl is gay?

Gay as a daffodil throwing glitter bombs and knitting an AIDS quilt out of cotton candy and unicorn mane.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (8rNrN)

104 And now I want a Gin Gimlet.

Or two.

Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (UfMVm)

105 True story, Hillary did not invent the gin enema while in college, but she perfected it. Basically added a funnel that could hold a fifth.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (Eu5eZ)

106 apparently Alfie Evans was injected with drugs 2 hours before he died according to Italian press
Sounds like the dad was called away on some pretext while a nurse came in to give him the shot
dunno where the mom was

from lifesite news via louder with crowder

Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (hMwEB)

107 90 It is said that drinking the blood of teenage virgin girls sometimes has an effect similar to being drunk.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (IEVqH)


Dick Clark and Dinah Shore would NOT give her the recipe.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (VM6ev)

108 Seriously though. Think about it, if you were Hillary Clinton. Every morning you woke up and looked like Hillary. You might start thinking of all the nefarious shit you did. All the people you fucked over. All the lives ruined. All the money stolen. All the lies. You're husband a rapist cheating fuck. Then you have to go out and pretend you like those little peons in fly over country. And every day she hates herself more. Because she's a terrible person and deep down inside she knows that and the booze is the only thing that numbs that. I can only imagine the booze intake now. Hoo boy.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (3c1uO)

109 That's been the theory since election night: she was too drunk to concede.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (UB2Px)



Too bad. It could have been epic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (IEVqH)

110 She'd better stay away from my rubbing alcohol!

Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (HJbDF)

111 I still want to know what that piece of brain looking thing she hocked up into the water glass was.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

112 well, I am fine with the too drunk to concede theory, but what was her plan for giving a speech if she had won?


she must have known rather early that she was going to lose, earlier than we did, if she tied one on early enough to prevent her from appearing in public.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)

113 She'd a prolly been OK.

Posted by: Hizzoner Rob Ford at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)

114 Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oMtOd)

*snort*

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (qeI0f)

115 Posted by: Grump928(C) at May




LOL. best laugh all day.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)

116 We're not saying she's a drunk, but we have put in a drive thru since she moved up here.

Posted by: Chappaqua Wine & Spirits at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (O5Q3r)

117 It looks like she is saying I love this luggage rack or something similar in that photo.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (+fTAB)

118 111. That phlegm clump - very common in Parkinson's and in sequelae to stroke.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (fA1SL)

119 But, but, Trump drinks Diet Coke to excess!

Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (EzdLW)

120 Hillary Clinton, who has been *credibly accused* of excessive alcohol consumption...

Posted by: Not Jake Tapper at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (8rNrN)

121 apparently Alfie Evans was injected with drugs 2 hours before he died according to Italian press

murder.

*if true.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (r+sAi)

122 96 Email server?? I WAS DRUNK! HIC!

Uranium One?? I WAS DRUNK! HIC!

That pantsuit?? I WAS DRUNK! HIC!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)

FIFY

Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (zTtjJ)

123 John Ekdahl is gay?

Only professionally.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (oVJmc)

124
Even Russians are embarrassed by Hillary's drinking.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (mZKze)

125

Caption:

"Donald Trump isssss UNFIT to be pwezident!"

Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (cLO7o)

126 there was an article recently about extreme drinking in our capital's halls of power, or more like in the halls, bars and restaurants of DC proper. like, non-stop party. the type of drinking unheard of in the private sector

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)

127 I always thought Ekdahl was gay. On the podcast he was always swooning over Bradley Cooper. He did it past the point where it was a joke.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (/qEW2)

128 Too bad. It could have been epic.


Some of us, *cough* alexthechick *cough*, think there must be Secret Service video of her throwing lamps and ashtrays at Podesta and pray for their release.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (fuK7c)

129 A C-130 couldn't hold enough booze for Clinton and Pelosi on the same trip.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (cxBi6)

130 And every day she hates herself more. Because she's a terrible person and deep down inside she knows that and the booze is the only thing that numbs that.

I only hope that when the DTs hit and she hallucinates, she sees the guys from Benghazi.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (qeI0f)

131 Hillary has never been good at anything she's ever done besides lie. She's damn good at lying.

Odd that being someone who can't handle their drinking is the least of why I'd think she'd be a horrible, fake, teleprompter "say words but nothing important, President.*

*I know a few hard drinkers who would make great Presidents.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (U+nHb)

132 Gay as a daffodil throwing glitter bombs and knitting an AIDS quilt out of cotton candy and unicorn mane.
Posted by: ace


But....he seemed so manly. Is he a lumberjack, too?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (S6Pax)

133 There's a place not to far across the border years ago in WI. It was a liquor store and the sign out front said, Taxidermy and cheese. Was always a bit suspicious about the cheese.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (3c1uO)

134

Gay as a daffodil throwing glitter bombs and knitting an AIDS quilt out of cotton candy and unicorn mane.

*sniff*

That was beautiful, man...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+)

135 No, he's not gay. You guys are silly.

And on the Bradley Cooper thing, that was a schtick I encouraged and participated in.

Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (8rNrN)

136 Hmmm...wonder if this has anything to do with press reporting on what a 'champion napper' she was.

TruthRevolt did a compilation of all the times the press reported positively on Hillary's ability to nap, with an aide bragging that she was a "champion napper" like this was an accomplishment.

Also, revisit 9/11 bollard incident - was alcohol involved?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI)

137 She learned to drink heavily so she would be nice and compliant. Now Bill didn't have to punch her in the face every time they had sex.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (IEVqH)

138 just so you know, I'd get on Ekdahl when he didn't have a Bradley Cooper update. One time I said, "It's like the only reason I even do the podcast!"

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (8rNrN)

139 Minnfidel: "...And every day she hates herself more. Because she's a terrible person and deep down inside she knows that and the booze is the only thing that numbs that. I can only imagine the booze intake now. Hoo boy."

Unless one is a clinical psychopath. Then it's just another day and the evil simply doesn't register while the boozing is just fun.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (H8S+R)

140 Chelsea: DAD! Where's Mom?!?

Bill: Relax. She said she was just going to the store to get some Ensure. It's fine.

Chelsea: *holds up empty vodka bottle* Really Dad? Do you think it's fine now? God I hope you at least made sure she is wearing her Depends.

Bill: *panicked look*

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)

141 You really really love me!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (+fTAB)

142 LOL....

Got an Ad on Faceybook... for the New York Times...

Asking me to subscribe to 'help independent Journalism'...

I reported the ad to facebook, as it was clearly misleading...

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (NgKpN)

143 135 No, he's not gay. You guys are silly.

And on the Bradley Cooper thing, that was a schtick I encouraged and participated in.

Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (8rNrN)

It's the nature of the Horde, Fearless Leader. EVERY outsider (outsider to the Horde, that is) is gay/trans in the Horde's eyes.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (yXU4O)

144 No, he's not gay. You guys are silly.

And on the Bradley Cooper thing, that was a schtick I encouraged and participated in.

Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?
Posted by: ace at May




well, not gay gay, but maybe gay for pay. that is a thing right? he is in hollywood.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (MTjB1)

145 all done by politicians, paid for by lobbyists and maybe taxpayers

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl)

146
Well, at least things are back to normal, with people having to mansplain things to me. I was getting nervous this morning in the art thread.


'ronsplain: every bit as overconfident as mansplaining, but really, really likely to be wildly wrong or irrelevant.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (pNxlR)

147 Ekdahl's not gay, but his boyfriend is.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (oVJmc)

148 I know, right? Some people are better off drunks, in some ways...


It's interesting. I tend to be a fairly tightly wrapped guy (no, it's true), but I find the occasional overindulgence puts me in touch with my emotions, more girly. (No, not that way, you animals) It's a nice thing on widely spaced occasions, but would be bad as a steady diet.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (LAe3v)

149 Ace is deploying some nine-dimensional sarcasm here. I can't tell is he's making fun of John Ekdahl or making fun of the people who make fun of John Ekdahl or making fun of people who ignored the people who made fun or Joh Ekdahl, or...

Anyway, the takeaway is: Hillary's a souse.

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (42M22)

150 If Hillary had been a Republican, it would have been 24/7 than she was a boozehound that needed to go to rehab.

Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (lKmt3)

151 I'm not azz think azz you drunk I am, dip... dip... dipzhit.

Posted by: hillary (. ) ( ') at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (VBKy9)

152 I feel like the horde is getting a little judgey about drinking here, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (F5+ro)

153 'ronsplain: every bit as overconfident as mansplaining, but really, really likely to be wildly wrong or irrelevant.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May




well id something was splained to you wrong then it was not mansplained.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)

154 I can't tell is = I can't tell if

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (42M22)

155 136. Bad hangover? Could be. More likely a seizure.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)

156 Well that would explain a lot.

Would events like stumbling/being carried into the van be a sign of advanced alcoholic brain degeneration, or probably something else?

Posted by: doomed at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (UW4Uc)

157 Not surprising, is Rush is wont to say: "She's the most cheated on woman in the world."

Posted by: ShainS at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (Wv4D3)

158 ace: "Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?"

I'm not saying "yes", but the answer is "yes".

Posted by: Aliens at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (H8S+R)

159 126 there was an article recently about extreme drinking in our capital's halls of power, or more like in the halls, bars and restaurants of DC proper. like, non-stop party. the type of drinking unheard of in the private sector
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)

Sacramento is the same way...

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (NgKpN)

160 >>I always thought Ekdahl was gay. On the podcast he was always swooning over Bradley Cooper. He did it past the point where it was a joke.


Like Gutfeld's houseboy shtick?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (W+vEI)

161 What about that 3AM call?

Too bad W had a DUI in 1968.

Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (If3tB)

162 152 I feel like the horde is getting a little judgey about drinking here, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes


I'll drink to that.

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (42M22)

163 Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?


I could be gay for American Sniper Bradley Cooper, because he deadlifted his way to 200 or more pounds.

Then he went back to 160 lbs. of whatever fey thing he's doing now. I don't go gay for twinks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (fuK7c)

164 I'll bet she uncorked a fresh bottle of Old Overholt and drained it.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (ReN/Q)

165 Sacramento is the same way...
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (NgKpN)

oh, that's nice

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl)

166 ronsplain: every bit as overconfident as mansplaining, but really, really likely to be wildly wrong or irrelevant.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (pNxlR)
----------

So, just like mansplaining then.





Gotcha.


Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (oMtOd)

167 John Ekdahl: gay or not gay.

Apparently not.

But I think Ace is drunk tonight. And I am getting there.

Yeehaw!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (S6Pax)

168 "Now Bill didn't have to punch her in the face every time they had sex."

He just had to punch himself.

Posted by: An Vogon at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (UdKB7)

169 Hillary! walks better when she's drunk.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)

170 Are the long knives coming out in anticipation of 2020? Is that what this is?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (VgKNm)

171 Amy Chokzondick?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (3dsTO)

172 162 152 I feel like the horde is getting a little judgey about drinking here, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes

I'll drink to that.
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (42M22)

Clink!

Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (F5+ro)

173 If HRC is a booze hound now, wait until she finally realizes that the best case scenario for her going forward is that she'll be spending the rest of her life in a courtroom.

That's the *best* outcome she can hope for.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (5aqWh)

174 So, just like mansplaining then.





Gotcha.


Posted by: bluebell at May




what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

175 hILLRY drinks too much?
Once again, AoS and commenters are a couple years ahead of the curve.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (HgMAr)

176 I feel like the horde is getting a little judgey about drinking here, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (F5+ro)

The horde judgey about drinking? I don't think that word means what you think it means.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (T71PA)

177 The FAB drinks to forget she is the FAB.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (SjImc)

178 I can drink ANY of you pikers under the table!
*looks around*
Huma! What am I doing under the table?

Posted by: Hilla-hic!-ry at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (EzdLW)

179 well id something was splained to you wrong then it was not mansplained.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
--------

Oh yeah????????

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (oMtOd)

180 Hillary's still in the forests of Westchester County.

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (Pqytn)

181 105
True story, Hillary did not invent the gin enema while in college, but
she perfected it. Basically added a funnel that could hold a fifth.



Posted by: Burnt Toast


That which has been seen cannot be unseen.

**runs toward the wood chipper**

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (LAe3v)

182 126 there was an article recently about extreme drinking in our capital's halls of power, or more like in the halls, bars and restaurants of DC proper. like, non-stop party. the type of drinking unheard of in the private sector
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)


Sure would explain a lot of government policies.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

183 156. Korsikoff's and Kuru. How many times I gotta say it?

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (fA1SL)

184 Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole.

Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (qNS03)

185 Willy Wonka once offered me a bollard brimming with goldfish. And gin.

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (J7XgW)

186 Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (LAe3v

A weepy drunk?

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (4dz1m)

187 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)

188 Hillary! walks better when she's drunk.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
.............

It also helps her negotiate the stairs.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (HgMAr)

189 What happened to the grey boxes?

Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (If3tB)

190 well id something was splained to you wrong then it was not mansplained.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
--------

Oh yeah????????

Posted by: bluebell at May



do you want me to mansplain that again?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)

191 Okay, who turned out the lights?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (IEVqH)

192 I'll drink to that.

Clink!

CHUUG!

Posted by: An Vogan at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)

193 Hillary's still in the forests of Westchester County.
Posted by: mrp


She's a witch!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (S6Pax)

194 GAAAAK! Wha hoppin?

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (MVjcR)

195 Things suddenly got very dark here!

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (4dz1m)

196 173 If HRC is a booze hound now, wait until she finally realizes that the best case scenario for her going forward is that she'll be spending the rest of her life in a courtroom.

That's the *best* outcome she can hope for.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (5aqWh)

She'll have the best Pruno on the cell block.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)

197 Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole.
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (qNS03)

Trump wannabe.

Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (If3tB)

198 ewwwww.... skies have gone grey....

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

199 Thank God. I thought Ace was closing early.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (IEVqH)

200 Wow the blog went to night mode.

Posted by: An Vegan at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (UdKB7)

201 169 Hillary! walks better when she's drunk.
Posted by: Weasel


The Hilary 2016 campaign was merely one of the filming locations for Jackie Chan's upcoming sequel Drunken Master IV: Buddha-Thought in a Bottle

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (42M22)

202 Our profits have increased two thousandfold since Hillary moved here.

Posted by: Chapaqua Wine and Liquor at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (zTtjJ)

203 186
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (LAe3v



A weepy drunk?

Posted by: rd


A bit, but not in a sad way, more of a "damn, this world is beautiful" and "I love you, man" kind of way.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (LAe3v)

204 It was a sign I tell you!

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (MVjcR)

205 Afternoon blackout Vodka naps. Oh, to be young again.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)

206 Y5, I'm just trying to skip all the other steps and get right to the"oh yeah?" part of the arguing, as you suggested. I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (oMtOd)

207 Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole.

Two in the pink, one in the stink.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (fuK7c)

208 Hillary has never been good at anything she's ever done besides lie. She's damn good at lying.


People say the same thing about her husband and in neither case is it true. They are both terribly obvious liars.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)

209 UH oh Weasel, I do too.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (cxBi6)

210 Yes, yes, and yes.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (ne324)

211 If you aren't drunk, you're not trying.

Posted by: The Acela Corridor at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (H8S+R)

212 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.

Posted by: bluebell at May




yeah but the truth is not always very helpful.


man: honey, how does this work?

woman: I am only going to womansplain this to you one more time, I DON'T KNOW!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)

213 There's nothing wrong with drinking, so long as you are sane, your underlying philosophy is sound, and you can hold your whisky.

Hillary fails on all fronts, I fear.

Posted by: Winston Churchill at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (FJXGr)

214 Sure would explain a lot of government policies.
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)

and the cozy relationships between all of them

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)

215

Her Heinous is an extremely mean drunk, just like Mumsey Dearest. I've seen those eyes before.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (GdWl+)

216 My dog/house sitter has made me addictively watch the home improvement shows.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (+fTAB)

217 Hillary's still in the forests of Westchester County.

Looking for rich teenagers drinking. So she can "hang out".
They always drink the good stuff.

Posted by: tu3031 at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (O5Q3r)

218 Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (LAe3v

You are beautiful, and I love you all!

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (4dz1m)

219 Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole.

Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (qNS03)
.............

He's so hammered he thought she was a six-pack... of sacks of potatoes.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (HgMAr)

220 A bit, but not in a sad way, more of a "damn, this world is beautiful" and "I love you, man" kind of way.


Posted by: pep


But mostly in an "I can stop being Scandi for awhile" way. I can unclench my hair.

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (LAe3v)

221 I think we know what Hillary was doing election night.

The rumors are true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (U+nHb)

222 "Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole. "

Is that the grip they use to toss her into the van?

Posted by: An Vega at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (UdKB7)

223 And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz

And the girl in the corner said boy I wanna ball ya and it turned into a ballroom blitz - ballroom blitz

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (3dsTO)

224 Y5, I'm just trying to skip all the other steps and get right to the"oh yeah?" part of the arguing, as you suggested. I think I'm getting the hang of it.

Posted by: bluebell at May




well, good enough. I would point out the subtleties but then I would be accused of mansplaining.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)

225 Hillary! walks better when she's drunk.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
.............

It also helps her negotiate the stairs.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (HgMAr)



Bollards remain her Kryptonite.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)

226
209 UH oh Weasel, I do too.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (cxBi6)
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Are you also easier to toss into the back of a van?

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (MVjcR)

227 I think the Civil War that will finally tear the Horde apart is Booze vs. GAINZZZZZ.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (yXU4O)

228 The Democratic Party has just released the first bumperstickers for the next election:

Hillary/Everclear 2020

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (42M22)

229 You're all a bunch of cucks! G_ddamn cucks, I say!

*hic* *shart* *cackle*

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (J7XgW)

230 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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Somethingsomethingsomething every day, twice an hour.

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (Pqytn)

231 9
Dear Lord from this angle, her dentures look like that cheap scalloped porcelain prop from the Efferdent commercials.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)
_________________

Her teeth aren't dentures; they're too ugly to be fake. She has dental work that is visible in some open-mouth photos of her, but (most) of those teeth are her natural teeth.

Compare/contrast to the fake teeth of Joe Biden. Very white, very even, etc.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (fqUgw)

232 Hillary dirty dancing is burned into my retinas.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

233 on the other hand



woman: honey, how does this work?

man: well, first you have the

women: STOP MANSPLAINING!

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (MTjB1)

234 Afternoon blackout Vodka naps. Oh, to be young again.

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)

To be young, and in love.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (HgMAr)

235 "Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole. "

She's his puppet.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (T71PA)

236 man: honey, how does this work?

woman: I am only going to womansplain this to you one more time, I DON'T KNOW!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)
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Okay, see, the problem here is that the woman obviously married the wrong man. I married up, so my husband knows how everything works and doesn't ever have to ask me questions like that.

You may wonder what I brought to the marriage. Well, the one thing he can't do is cook. Which is the one thing I can do.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (oMtOd)

237 She's one helluva day drinker I guess. Would 'splain the bollard incident.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

238 People say the same thing about her husband and in neither case is it true. They are both terribly obvious liars.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)


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You're correct. I should have said, "It's damn easy for Hillary to lie."

Believable? No.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (U+nHb)

239 I had a buddy that was a decent drunk, until you gave him Tequila.

Instant freaking mean drunk after a few shots of Jose Cuervo.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (4dz1m)

240 Old joke:

Mating call of the southern debutante: "Ah'm so druuunnnk!"

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)

241 Hillary dirty dancing is burned into my retinas

Wasn't that Katie Couric? or did Hillary do that too?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (6FqZa)

242 >>>Like Gutfeld's houseboy shtick?

i know people that actually fell for that.

Posted by: concrete girl at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (zr8oO)

243 Tequila....sigh...wicked stuff

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (bUjCl)

244 237
She's one helluva day drinker I guess. Would 'splain the bollard incident.


Posted by: Jane D'oh


It washn't my fault.....It was tailgating me. **belch**

Posted by: Hillary at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (LAe3v)

245 Weasel, No I 'd be like a Hemingway cat with suction cups on all 24 toes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (cxBi6)

246 If you had sold out your own country to the tune of $2 billion to foreign countries and businesses, you would probably be a falling down drunk like Hillary, too.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (UsCnO)

247 Do you like cruises?

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (IEVqH)


Actually yes. You couldn't handle the cruises I do. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (9Om/r)

248 Okay, see, the problem here is that the woman obviously married the wrong man. I married up, so my husband knows how everything works and doesn't ever have to ask me questions like that.

You may wonder what I brought to the marriage. Well, the one thing he can't do is cook. Which is the one thing I can do.

Posted by: bluebell at May




interesting. so you are possessed of no knowledge that your husband does not have?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)

249 May Hillary be condemned to slurping belly button shots from James Clapper for all eternity.

Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (EzdLW)

250 It's written "Chozick" but it's pronounced throat-warbler-mangrove-chokesondick.

Posted by: amy chozick at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (VBKy9)

251 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

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The truth.





Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)


Nagging.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (0QYMt)

252 She's one helluva day drinker I guess. Would 'splain the bollard incident.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (
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Wasn't that about 9 freaking AM in the Morning?

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (4dz1m)

253 245 Weasel, No I 'd be like a Hemingway cat with suction cups on all 24 toes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (cxBi6)



Imagine just entering the comments and this is what you see.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)

254 Hillary dirty dancing is burned into my retinas



Wasn't that Katie Couric? or did Hillary do that too?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (6FqZa)-----------------------------

She was taped dirty dancing with some African women.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

255 I was reminded by one of the images in Ace's link to the Google images-that time Felonia hocked up a mystery interior component into her water glass in the middle of a speech.

Just WTF was up with that anyway?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (3dsTO)

256 "Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole. "
.............

*queef*squeak* Tee hee.
*hic*

Posted by: hILLRY o O at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (HgMAr)

257 Hillary drinks so much because even she stand Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (pw+jk)

258 Ugh, of course Bing won't find the TruthRevolt video, but IIRC, it was based on all the mentions of napping in the Hillary emails + Huma's comment that she's "often confused".

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (W+vEI)

259
245 Weasel, No I 'd be like a Hemingway cat with suction cups on all 24 toes.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (cxBi6)
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And claws!
We were in Key West a few years back and toured the Hemingway home. Cats were the best part.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (MVjcR)

260 No one here at AOSHQ ever suspected she had a drinking problem.

*hic*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (arhmY)

261 "Instant freaking mean drunk after a few shots of Jose Cuervo."

Why does it have that effect on people? I mean besides the alkyhol?

Posted by: An Vega at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB7)

262 249
May Hillary be condemned to slurping belly button shots from James Clapper for all eternity.

Posted by: Hands


How did you not burst into flames while typing that?

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (LAe3v)

263 You may wonder what I brought to the marriage.


You probably have bewbs and a mish and he probably doesn't.

This is how deals are made.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (fuK7c)

264 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)

265 She's one helluva day drinker I guess. Would 'splain the bollard incident.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (

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Wasn't that about 9 freaking AM in the Morning?

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (4dz1m)


Bloody Marys for breakfast?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)

266 If NR is reporting that she's a drunk then the establishment is definitely out to get her removed before 2020.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (0QYMt)

267 Just like Ace to drunk-post about Hillary drunk-campaigning.

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (42M22)

268 I would think Hillary needs to drink to "sleep" at night after the evil bullshit she pulled in front of the Benghazi caskets and the families of those laying in them.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (U+nHb)

269 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?


That's just a lozenge of honor clenched in his teeth.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)

270 Soundtrack:
Open the door you lousy *****, I'm Barnacle Bill the sailor....

redacted for polite company

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (RuIsu)

271 Waiting for the DoJ IG report on the Clinton-FBI investigation is like waiting the other shoe to drop.

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Pqytn)

272 "Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole. "


See #18.

*fistbump

Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (dhqL5)

273 O/T CNN reporting PDT's former doctor Jackson is saying he was forced to sign a letter stating that Trump was the "healthiest president in history."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (ptqGC)

274 264 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?

I thought he was just glad to see us.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (3dsTO)

275 This is the woman that let lose nuclear response times on national television, presumably while cold sober.

Image the damage if she were President.

Posted by: MAGA at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (+69Zy)

276 You know, how fires are most often started by careless drunks.

Wasn't there a house fire in Chappaquiddick a few months ago?

Did anyone ever see a report as to the origin and cause of that fire?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (arhmY)

277

And claws!
We were in Key West a few years back and toured the Hemingway home. Cats were the best part.


And the urinal fountain, too.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (GdWl+)

278 Oops, did I forget to mention Hillary's drinking and napping during the campaign?

Oh, should I have also mentioned her habit of throwing lamps and ashtrays and drinks at people?

Posted by: Amy Chozick at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (DuAZ5)

279 261. Dunno. There's some booze just seems to make people crazy. Slivo is like that. One, and you're okay. Two, amd you're the life of the party. Three, you're ready to REMOVE KEBAB and avenge your ancestors.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (fA1SL)

280 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?

I thought he was just glad to see us.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (3dsTO)

maybe he is pregnant ?

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (bUjCl)

281 >>>It's the nature of the Horde, Fearless Leader. EVERY outsider (outsider to the Horde, that is) is gay/trans in the Horde's eyes.

good point. I think a lot of men are like that, thinking that all or most other men are at least 10% gay.

Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)

282 Waiting for the DoJ IG report on the Clinton-FBI investigation is like waiting the other shoe to drop.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Pqytn)

Or waiting for Godot at this rate.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (T71PA)

283 How fires = house fires

*hic*

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (arhmY)

284 Once again, years after-the-fact, something that The Horde has always known reaches the mainstream.

Yay Us !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (Mbmmf)

285 interesting. so you are possessed of no knowledge that your husband does not have?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)
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Well, I do the taxes too. But really, he's a smart cat. I got very lucky.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (oMtOd)

286 >>I would think Hillary needs to drink to "sleep" at night after the evil bullshit she pulled in front of the Benghazi caskets and the families of those laying in them.


Didn't she sleep through the meeting about Benghazi the next morning?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

287 251 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

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The truth.


Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)


Nagging.
___________________________

"Eggs-plaining"

Unless the chick is past menopause, then I guess it's "expired eggs-plaining."

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (fqUgw)

288 You may all what the does four heads entrance be clowns now?

Will, through dirt may cucktales am falling. Catch me!!!

Huma, shoes and glasses. Bombay good vodka!

Fuck you all!!

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (pw+jk)

289 251 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)

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The truth.





Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)


Nagging.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (0QYMt)

Its the nail...

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (NgKpN)

290 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)


*cough* DIY shelving? *cough*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

291 O/T CNN reporting PDT's former doctor Jackson is saying he was forced to sign a letter stating that Trump was the "healthiest president in history."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


What will those rascals at CNN come up with next?

What a bunch of kidders!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (S6Pax)

292 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)
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Much of the WeaselPhilosophy is based on this simple truth.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (MVjcR)

293 Didn't she sleep through the meeting about Benghazi the next morning?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (W+vEI)


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Big hangover. And so deserved.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (U+nHb)

294
what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM



"If you really knew me, I wouldn't HAVE to explain this to you."

Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)

295 Finally Ace writes about one of Hildog Bobbletwot's good points.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (5ukVf)

296 264 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)

No, that's just James Comey.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (yXU4O)

297 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.
Posted by: ace


Especially those guys whose hobby is inspecting the bus station toilets at 2am. God how I hate that hobby.

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (42M22)

298 Cervixplaining?

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (3dsTO)

299 She has to drink.

To erase the horrible memories of all her trips to Pedo Island with Bill-Do on Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express.

The Horror! The Horror!

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (O033+)

300 289 251 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?
_____________________________________

Exhibiting a firm grasp of the obvious.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (arhmY)

301 If I was married to Bill Clinton, I would drink myself into oblivion every day, too.
Adulterer.

Posted by: ALH at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (GST/g)

302 No wonder they wouldn't let her drive the Scooby Van. Or any other vehicle.

Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (HgMAr)

303 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.

Posted by: ace



I know, right? I mean, what's wrong with collecting feather boas and ballet slippers?

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (LAe3v)

304 286 >>I would think Hillary needs to drink to "sleep" at night after the evil bullshit she pulled in front of the Benghazi caskets and the families of those laying in them.


Didn't she sleep through the meeting about Benghazi the next morning?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (W+vEI)

She thought they were talking about Ben Gazzara....

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (NgKpN)

305 >>>*cough* DIY shelving? *cough*

i thought that would be manly (except for not knowing a drill has both a forward and back setting)

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (8rNrN)

306 what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?

-
I shoudda married Charlie!

Posted by: Hizzoner Rob Ford at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)

307

Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (IqV8l)

308 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)

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My hobby is putting up shelves. Quickly, level, and plumb.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (pw+jk)

309 280 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?
___________________

No, he's just storing nuts for the winter.

Whose nuts, we can only guess . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (fqUgw)

310 "Instant freaking mean drunk after a few shots of Jose Cuervo."

Why does it have that effect on people? I mean besides the alkyhol?
Posted by: An Vega at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB

I do not know. A friend will not allow Tequila in his house because it has a similar deleterious effect on his wife.

Knew another woman that got amorous after a few margaritas. Or at least that was her excuse?

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (4dz1m)

311 308. Make a great name for a law firm.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)

312 >>>Especially those guys whose hobby is inspecting the bus station toilets at 2am. God how I hate that hobby.

you get into it after a few times

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (8rNrN)

313
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM



She broke me

Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)

314 291 O/T CNN reporting PDT's former doctor Jackson is saying he was forced to sign a letter stating that Trump was the "healthiest president in history."
Posted by: Jane D'oh


What will those rascals at CNN come up with next?

What a bunch of kidders!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (S6Pax)

And the Patient / Doctor privilege goes the way of the Lawyer / Client privilege...

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (NgKpN)

315 Knew another woman that got amorous after a few margaritas. Or at least that was her excuse?

Posted by: rd


I think I know her, but just in case, what's her name and phone number?

Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (LAe3v)

316
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White
House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House
Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a
reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (IqV8l)


Makes sense. That gravelly voice and new haircut and all. Probably transitioning.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

317 307

Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
_______________________________________

And who are the haters?

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (arhmY)

318 It is nice that Condi is defending PDT on national tv.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (+fTAB)

319 Ohhh...
Egg McMuffin had a farm, E-I-E-I-O

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (3dsTO)

320 "There's some booze just seems to make people crazy. Slivo is like that."

Tequila has reputation for that. The night this guy I know got banned by Gabe, he had been drinking Margaritas all day. True story.

Posted by: A Vega at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7)

321 I do not know. A friend will not allow Tequila in his house because it has a similar deleterious effect on his wife.

=====

That's gin for me and Mrs. Jukin. I blame the juniper berry but others have said it is the quinine. Either way no more Bombay.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (pw+jk)

322 313
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM


She broke me
Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)

Wait... shouldn't that be the other way around???

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (NgKpN)

323 Mike Allen: 'A new Clinton wave is coming this spring'
https://tinyurl.com/ydfeyso4

Better get out your mop and bucket.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (6FqZa)

324 Not the next morning - a few days after the Benghazi attack, missing a meeting about it:

Included is an email chain showing that Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack and missed a meeting that her staff had been trying to set up about sensitive intelligence issues, including the Presidential Daily Brief, on a day she was to make a slew of phone calls to foreign leaders.

Here you can see that Hillary was supposed to have a briefing on Benghazi and other issues at around 10am. At 10:42am, Hillary finally awakens.



What a champ!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (W+vEI)

325 316. Keep telling you - there is no Kathy Griffin. That's Nic Cage, in an amazing piece of long-term performance art.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)

326 Ironically if Trump hadn't been a teetotaler since forever -- given his being around NYC playa circles -- his past drinking and drug use would have gotten Yuge attention

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (U2tAg)

327 Kathy Griffin Accosted White House Official At WHCD: 'Suck My D-k!'

Quite the comedienne!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

328 "There's some booze just seems to make people crazy. Slivo is like that."


pfffft

Posted by: Absinthe at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (LAe3v)

329 has there been a reliable, detailed account of her drinking and violent reaction to losing the night of the election? she couldn't give a concession speech, though urged to by obama, presumably because she was snookered, so they sent out pedestal. but aside from general joking references, even by her, i don't recall seeing a detailed description.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (Pg+x7)

330 Apropos of nothing and I've asked this before but, does anyone besides me have vivid dreams with stock characters, that is, the characters repeat depending on the location in the dream, like real actors in a show? I had a dream about being back in Tuscaloosa the other night and the same cast of characters were there as the last time I dream of college town.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)

331 307

Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
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Suck your dick? Oh, is Anderson Cooper here?

Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (arhmY)

332 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.
Posted by: ace
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Maybe. If it's 'beading', then, yeah.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (Zdm89)

333 Ahh...The Pickled Pantsuit.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (SeRFC)

334 No, it's true, she really does enjoy a good stiff one from time to time.

And it's up to me to make sure we have a supply of fresh batteries.

Posted by: Huma at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (DuAZ5)

335 Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.


This touches on a generational thing I've been thinking of. Politically, I'm pro-gay whatever you want, marriage, non-discrimination, whatever blows your dress up.

When I was coming up we'd call each other fag, sissy, fairy. I don't think anyone who said that meant "you have a cock in your mouth". That wasn't the point.

It was about masculinity. You did the masculine things so as not to be talked about in the non-masculine ways.

I was a weakling and I got strong to counter that. There's something there.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (fuK7c)

336 Can you guys imagine PDT as a drinker? Yikes! The late-night tweets....

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)

337 Why am not I fifty per shent above the legal lim... limit, you might - hic! - ashk?

Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (EzdLW)

338 Keep telling you - there is no Kathy Griffin. That's Nic Cage, in an amazing piece of long-term performance art.
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)

ROTFL !!

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (bUjCl)

339 (300) Now I remember. "Hinting" instead of just delivering the message, maybe?

Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (RuIsu)

340 Kathy Griffen has long ago jumped the shark. Or as I usually like to say, she's nuts.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (U+nHb)

341 ace,
you still around? when are you going to be a guest on AtC's podcast, the one that the carrot chili guy helps with? Drift compatible or something??

Posted by: lin-duh at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (kufk0)

342 podesta, not pedestal. damn splchk.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (Pg+x7)

343 327 Kathy Griffin Accosted White House Official At WHCD: 'Suck My D-k!'

Quite the comedienne!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)

Its nice that Kathy is now self identifying as a Man....

Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (NgKpN)

344
Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)



His cyst has a jaw.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (9Om/r)

345 OT : I don't care if he's SMR's biggest hope right now, Ovechkin needs to lose tonight.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (yXU4O)

346 Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?



Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)

==========================

And yet he percysted.

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (Pqytn)

347 Hillary is a mean drunk.

Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (+lOpA)

348 Especially those guys whose hobby is inspecting the bus station toilets at 2am. God how I hate that hobby.

Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018



If you didn't love it you wouldn't have all that "inside dope".

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (fuK7c)

349 in what altered universe is kathy griffin a fucking comedian? a skidmark is only funny once.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

350 My every encounter with Old Bushmill's has ended badly.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (Zdm89)

351
Can you guys imagine PDT as a drinker? Yikes! The late-night tweets....


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)


Depends if he is a funny drunk or an angry drunk. If he was a funny drunk the tweets would be seriously epic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (9Om/r)

352

She broke me
Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)

Wait... shouldn't that be the other way around???


You'd have to break her using the Russian method of breaking a bottle of vodka on her head. The liquid flow makes the horse think it's bleeding, and becomes docile.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (GdWl+)

353 >>>341 ace,
you still around? when are you going to be a guest on AtC's podcast, the one that the carrot chili guy helps with? Drift compatible or something??

I dunno. I don't really like being interviewed. I feel like I say pretty much all I have to say on the blog, and that if I say it on a podcast, I'm just repeating myself. (And I repeat myself in writing a lot besides.)

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (8rNrN)

354 I'm with her

Posted by: scotch at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (EzdLW)

355 11 "Does Hillary Clinton Drink Too Much Alcohol?

Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)


"Is the pope a Communist?" (2018 version)

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (NL6wI)

356 Kathy Griffin Accosted White House Official At WHCD: 'Suck My D-k!'

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She's deranged. Trump really did break her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)

357 ... anyways, i just came by to mention that if anyone's tired of the muller sloeculation and hysteria, there's a "blondie" marathon over at tcm.

Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Pg+x7)

358 I am planning a podcast, though. I'll be headed down to the Federalist's studio to interview Diverstiy and Comics with Ben Domenech.

we haven't fixed a date but we'll be doing it before his indiegogo campaign ends.

he actually mentioned that on his live chat last night.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)

359 I wonder if The Beast drank while she was preggers with Princess Chelsea?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

360 Exhibiting a firm grasp of the obvious.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May




firm grasp or stranglehold?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (MTjB1)

361 "My every encounter with Old Bushmill's has ended badly."

You would think that one would learn after drinking Southern Comfort the first time.

Posted by: A Veg at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)

362 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (6FqZa)


Who in the Democrats has the power to tell her she's done?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (0QYMt)

363 Thankyou ver' mush (hic!) Have you seen the pollsh? I'm waaay ahead of Sober Jeb! (hic!) An' that Teetoatlin' Ted, whadda loser! (urp.)

Pleesh welcome to the stage Diamond and Schick...Diamond and Slick...Damone and Shirk. Neil Diamond's Silk Shirt, Ladiesh and gentsh!

Posted by: Theoretical Drunken Trump at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (3dsTO)

364 I wonder if The Beast drank while she was preggers with Princess Chelsea?


Cat got ass?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)

365
You know, how fires are most often started by careless drunks.

Wasn't there a house fire in Chappaquiddick a few months ago?

Did anyone ever see a report as to the origin and cause of that fire?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (
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Supposedly the fire happened in the Secret Service section of the house.

That may explain the fire, as I would consider SS Protective duty with the Clintons as punishment duty like being assigned to Siberia. I would drink heavily if I had to be near her or horndog.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (4dz1m)

366 359. It would explain some things about her.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)

367 He looks like a freak.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (+fTAB)

368 359 I wonder if The Beast drank while she was preggers with Princess Chelsea?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)



Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (+lOpA)

369 Cool, keep us or me, informed about when it come out.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (kufk0)

370 I wonder if The Beast drank while she was preggers with Princess Chelsea?


Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

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I'm going with dropping LSD.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (pw+jk)

371 His cyst has a jaw.
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Is everyone waiting for Athena to emerge, fully armed, from these very square jaws?

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)

372
She's deranged. Trump really did break her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)

So Trump is a breaker of witches?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (0QYMt)

373 has there been a reliable, detailed account of her drinking and violent reaction to losing the night of the election? she couldn't give a concession speech, though urged to by obama, presumably because she was snookered, so they sent out pedestal. but aside from general joking references, even by her, i don't recall seeing a detailed description.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 P

That will never come out. You need to remember, most of the "press" corps fucking cried when the water got poured on the witch. Their hero was vanquished.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (3c1uO)

374 336 Can you guys imagine PDT as a drinker? Yikes! The late-night tweets....
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He may be one of those reverse-o-drinkers.

They assume characteristics opposite to their normal personality.

Who knows? Trump may suddenly start tweeting about quantum physics and the last gasp of Stoicism philosophy under Roman Emperor. Marcus Aurelius.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (arhmY)

375 She's deranged. Trump really did break her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)



If I had a nickel for all the people Trump broke...

Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA)

376 Her secret service code name was Tequila Sunrise.

Posted by: Octopussy at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (G4PnA)

377 358 >>>

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)

Can we get you to interview Adam Baldwin?

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (yXU4O)

378 "I don't really like being interviewed. "

What if she sends you a list of questions first?

Posted by: AVeg at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (UdKB7)

379 Well, they've tried every other way to get rid of her, so this is just another angle.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (cxBi6)

380 His cyst has a jaw.
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Rah Rah cyst boom jaw!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (3c1uO)

381 >>I am planning a podcast, though. I'll be headed down to the Federalist's studio to interview Diverstiy and Comics with Ben Domenech.


Oh, fun! That comics guy's videos on Rose Tico are hilarious!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (W+vEI)

382 You would think that one would learn after drinking Southern Comfort the first time.
Posted by: A Veg at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)



Please let me forget.

Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (+lOpA)

383 You would think that one would learn after drinking Southern Comfort the first time.
Posted by: A Veg
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Yeah, you'd think that the scars would have reminded me.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (FJXGr)

384 >>Her secret service code name was Tequila Sunrise Sex on the Beach.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (CSZlV)

385 371 His cyst has a jaw.
=====

Is everyone waiting for Athena to emerge, fully armed, from these very square jaws?
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)

Andrew McCabe already emerged from Mueller's Jaws.

And Strzok and Page from his eye sockets.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (yXU4O)

386 "I don't really like being interviewed. "

What if she sends you a list of questions first?




IT'S A TRAP!

Posted by: Zombie Admiral Ackbar at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk)

387 Ace, is the Federalist studio here in DC by any chance? I have a cookbook here with your name on it that's been living under my bed and getting jiggy with the dust bunnies.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (oMtOd)

388 Well, I do the taxes too. But really, he's a smart cat. I got very lucky.

Posted by: bluebell at May



well that is good. my wife has tons of knowledge in fields I have no experience, and honestly no interest in, and keeps racking up degrees. the complementary nature of our knowledge was one of the things that attracted me to her.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)

389 Pretty sure Cankles hands turn into mands when she drinks

Posted by: pretty sure at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (Ymy4N)

390 Ace, I completely understand the Bradley Cooper thing. In fact after seeing Guardians of the Galaxy I found myself getting involuntary erections when I heard racoons rummaging through my gabage cans.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (5ukVf)

391 If I had a nickel for all the people Trump broke...
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM

I'd trade all the nickels for video. Their tears, they sustain me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (3c1uO)

392 Oh, freshman year my buddy and I thought that Southern Comfort was whiskey and that we were sophisticated drinkers.

Much vomiting ensued.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (fuK7c)

393 >>has there been a reliable, detailed account of her drinking and violent reaction to losing the night of the election? she couldn't give a concession speech, though urged to by obama, presumably because she was snookered, so they sent out pedestal. but aside from general joking references, even by her, i don't recall seeing a detailed description.


IIRC, Huma did the concession call with the Trump team.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (W+vEI)

394 there's a "blondie" marathon over at tcm.
======================


My favorite Blondie quote:

"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (Pqytn)

395 Andrew McCabe already emerged from Mueller's Jaws.

And Strzok and Page from his eye sockets.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (yXU4O)

He just puked up Comey.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:57 PM (T71PA)

396 >> I don't really like being interviewed.


No Interviews.
No Hugs.
No Flash Photography.

Posted by: Ewok Enclosure Signage at May 01, 2018 07:57 PM (CSZlV)

397 This "Hillary drinks a lot!" is not new, this must be a preemptive to keep her from getting any ideas about 2020. She's fundraising, at least for the Clinton Foundation. I think they really want her to go away. And, of course, for good reason.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:57 PM (U+nHb)

398 We saw no evidence of Mrs. Clinton over indulging in alcoholic beverage while she slept it off.

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (yhf6w)

399 >>>378 "I don't really like being interviewed. "

What if she sends you a list of questions first?

...

that's not the problem. I just don't like yapping about things I think which all readers probably already know.

as for adam baldwin, he came on the podcast, twice I think.

I'm not actually starting up the podcast again. I'm just going to do this at the Federalist because the SJW comics "journalists" won't mention D&C's kickstarter and I think that's bullshit, so I figured, well, I'll get him on the Federalist and get him exposure there.

the only thing I MIGHT do is head to the Federalist again to read choice passages from Jake Tapper's novel with Ben Domenech, who is a big, big fan of Tapper's thriller.



Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (8rNrN)

400 has there been a reliable, detailed account of her drinking and violent reaction to losing the night of the election? she couldn't give a concession speech, though urged to by obama, presumably because she was snookered, so they sent out pedestal. but aside from general joking references, even by her, i don't recall seeing a detailed description.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 P

That will never come out. You need to remember, most of the "press" corps fucking cried when the water got poured on the witch. Their hero was vanquished.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May




oh that will come out, you just have to wait for the clinton machine to be sufficiently weakened so that people will not have to worry about being considered one of her enemies.

same will happen with obama, probably sooner.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

401 in what altered universe is kathy griffin a fucking comedian? a skidmark is only funny once.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Yes, and her old sidekick Anderson Cooper is pretty clever. (Facepalm)

They are all illuminated by their own gaslighting.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (S6Pax)

402 Ace, is the Federalist studio here in DC by any chance? I have a
cookbook here with your name on it that's been living under my bed and
getting jiggy with the dust bunnies.


==

Those are dust Rhinos... at least under our bed.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (pw+jk)

403 Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Then she pulled it out and slapped him across the face with it.

Turns out Kathy Griffin was really Carrot Top all this time.

Who knew?

Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (O033+)

404 324 Not the next morning - a few days after the Benghazi attack, missing a meeting about it:

Included is an email chain showing that Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack and missed a meeting that her staff had been trying to set up about sensitive intelligence issues, including the Presidential Daily Brief, on a day she was to make a slew of phone calls to foreign leaders.

Here you can see that Hillary was supposed to have a briefing on Benghazi and other issues at around 10am. At 10:42am, Hillary finally awakens.


What a champ!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (W+vEI)



3 am phone call? She's lucky if she can take a 3 pm phone call.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R)

405 there's a "blondie" marathon over at tcm.

They show those on Movies! network on Saturday mornings. They made 28 of those over 12 years. That's a heckuva series.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (oVJmc)

406 >>>"There's some booze just seems to make people crazy. Slivo is like that."<<<

Jagerbombs will have me projecting vomit generously and wishing I was hooked up to an IV drip in the ER.

Posted by: Fritz at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (J7XgW)

407
If I had a nickel for all the people Trump broke...

Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM


Don Surber has a list of them.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (0QYMt)

408 Ace, did you see where Domenech told everyone to f'off about saying bad things bout McCain and then deleted the tweet?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (cxBi6)

409 >>>387 Ace, is the Federalist studio here in DC by any chance? I have a cookbook here with your name on it that's been living under my bed and getting jiggy with the dust bunnies.


I think it's somewhere down there, yeah. I don't know if it's in DC or just around DC.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)

410
Turns out Kathy Griffin was really Carrot Top all this time.

Who knew?


Everybody?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)

411 Is there anyone who genuinely likes or loves Hillary Clinton? Chelsea maybe? Because if not that would be a good reason for her drinking. Utter loneliness and bitterness. and the knowledge that people are only around her for a job or a payoff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (tpDAe)

412 George Bush was worse and probably made decisions (Like invading Iraq) when he was DRUNK !!!!!!!!

Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (qM84C)

413 I threw my husband's 30th b-day party when we were dating, and he got incredibly drunk on some garbage someone gave him called Old Overholt. Naked and vomiting on the bathroom floor, and had to be up early the next morning to catch a flight to DC on a small plane with several S. Koreans.

He's never forgotten (or recovered).

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)

414 I bet Kathy Griffin has a micro-peen.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (3dsTO)

415 This may explain her hallucinations about snipers and being named after Sir Edmund Hillary.

She's about as grounded in reality as the dinner crowd at the city shelter.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (arhmY)

416 >>>408 Ace, did you see where Domenech told everyone to f'off about saying bad things bout McCain and then deleted the tweet?

no but I wouldn't be surprised that a man would defend his wife.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)

417 "379 Well, they've tried every other way to get rid of her, so this is just another angle.
Posted by: Ben Had"

Boom. Yes.
I think you have struck pretty close to home there.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (Mbmmf)

418 Beck's Midnight Vultures is a really great album. Disappointed to learn he is a Scientologist.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (+fTAB)

419 403. See 325. That's Nic Cage.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (fA1SL)

420 There aren't enough bad things I could say about McCain. He's horrible. Actually horrible.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (U+nHb)

421 No reasonable AA meeting would call Hillary Clinton a drun ahh alcoholic.

Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (pw+jk)

422 oh bluebell, if i can get to your place, yeah, I'd like to pick it up. I'll have to figure out where I'll be, though.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (8rNrN)

423 if the brand name is to be believed, Southerners are comfortable waking up at 10:45 AM with a massive headache and a 5'10, 230 lb woman whose name they don't know lying on their arm

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (6FqZa)

424 Steve "Woz" Wozniak, Apple's Other Steve, the hacker's hacker, the big cheerful Santa Claus guy, who cried decades later when he found out that Steve Jobs stiffed him out of a couple thousand dollars on a contract, who left the company so he could promote music education for children? The happy nice Steve?

Dated Kathy f'n Griffin.

I wouldn't gustibus that est disputandum with a stolen dick.

Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (y87Qq)

425 the only thing I MIGHT do is head to the Federalist
again to read choice passages from Jake Tapper's novel with Ben
Domenech, who is a big, big fan of Tapper's thriller.









Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (8rNrN)


OMG. This MUST happen.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)

426 >>Beck's Midnight Vultures is a really great album.


Best thing he ever did.

That tour was awesome.

Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (CSZlV)

427 413. Old Overcoat is not to be trifled with. It's a good rye, and must be respected as such.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)

428 I don't always drink whisky but when I do I drink Old Overcoat.

Posted by: Wino Man at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)

429 Hey all. That's really the only photo of Hills that I like. The kind of broad who can unleash the Jägermonster at 20,000 feet. I can see her on the wing terrorizing a sweaty William Shatner.

So in preparation for seeing Avengers: ZOMGeddon tomorrow, I've powered through Captain America: Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron. I just don't think I have it in me to get through Civil War tonight.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (qJtVm)

430 oh you mean John McCain.

Well, the thing is, obviously a relation by marriage is something you defend, even if you disagree with that person.

We're not just Spirits of Pure Ideology. We do have physical bodies and actual connections to human beings.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (8rNrN)

431 Nicholas Cage is Carrot Top?!? The man really will take any role offered.

Posted by: Zombie Admiral Ackbar at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)

432 I think it's somewhere down there, yeah. I don't know if it's in DC or just around DC.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)
-------

Honestly, if there's any way I could drop it off there for you, I would happily do it. I'd even put it in a plain brown wrapper.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)

433 414 I bet Kathy Griffin has a micro-peen.



Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (3dsTO)

Female hyenas DO have a pseudopenis.

Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (yXU4O)

434 Not the next morning - a few days after the Benghazi attack, missing a meeting about it:

Included is an email chain showing that Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack and missed a meeting that her staff had been trying to set up about sensitive intelligence issues, including the Presidential Daily Brief, on a day she was to make a slew of phone calls to foreign leaders.

Here you can see that Hillary was supposed to have a briefing on Benghazi and other issues at around 10am. At 10:42am, Hillary finally awakens.

-
It wasn't a three A.M. phone call!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)

435 My fav Blondie quote


One way or another, I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya

Posted by: pretty sure at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (Ymy4N)

436 threw my husband's 30th b-day party when we were dating, and he got incredibly drunk on some garbage someone gave him called Old Overholt. Naked and vomiting on the bathroom floor, and had to be up early the next morning to catch a flight to DC on a small plane with several S. Koreans.

He's never forgotten (or recovered).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May




old overholt - cheap rye whiskey. how does that explain the naked part?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)

437 Kathy Griffin Accosted White House Official At WHCD: 'Suck My D-k!'

---

She's deranged. Trump really did break her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)

She was an F bomb spewing shrew on the View.

Look for the nine minute you tube video.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (4dz1m)

438 George Bush was worse and probably made decisions (Like invading Iraq) when he was DRUNK !!!!!!!!
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (qM84C)

But he was a college frat rat when he made that decision.
BAM! 35 years later he gets it done.

Persevere.

Had nothing to do with Dad. Just old college bet.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (Eu5eZ)

439
Honestly, if there's any way I could drop it off
there for you, I would happily do it. I'd even put it in a plain brown
wrapper.





Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)


And wear a trench coat and dark glasses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)

440 413. His goal is to be in every film or TV production made. He's a solid workmanlike actor.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)

441 Old Overcoat sounds like a brand of red lead paint.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (T71PA)

442 Our investigation of the 9-11 incident led us no choice but to believe it was in fact the bollard that was inebriated and caused the upset of Mrs. Clinton that led to the lost shoe episode on the streets of New York City.

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (yhf6w)

443 You know what's a real solid album?

Jackson Brown's Running on Empty.

When I was younger I couldn't stand what I would have considered lame-ass California Wimp Rock. But by some quirk of fate I ended up listening to the whole album on Youtune the other day and was surprised how solid a record it is, entertaining as hell from front to back. Kind of cool that it was a concept album about the life of a touring rock star, actually recorded live by a touring rock star, some of it in hotel rooms.

I really can't stand the bulk of his stuff, but that album's a real winner.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (3dsTO)

444 She's deranged. Trump really did break her.

That ain't Trump's fault.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (oVJmc)

445 422 oh bluebell, if i can get to your place, yeah, I'd like to pick it up. I'll have to figure out where I'll be, though.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (8rNrN)
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That would be awesome. CBD knows how to reach me.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (oMtOd)

446
You would think that one would learn after drinking Southern Comfort the first time.
Posted by: A Veg at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)


Please let me forget.
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (+lOpA)






Oh Dog, yes. First and only encounter with SC was when I was 17. Drinking with buddies at the drive-in, when we were all in one dood's handicapped van (he was paralyzed in a motorcycle accident a couple of years before). Bitchin' ride for 1981.

Anyway, once I started puking, I just hung on the powered ramp and hit the button. The robot van helpfully stuck my head out of the side doors.

*mechanical whine*

RAAAAAALLLLPHHHHHH

*mechanical whine*

RAAAAAALLLLPHHHHHH

*mechanical whine*

RAAAAAALLLLPHHHHHH

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (eXA4G)

447 I bet Kathy Griffin has a micro-peen.

-
They had a show on the other night about the Golden State Killer. All the rape survivors agreed. He had a short dick.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)

448 And when I looked at Hillary and saw the perfect outline of her FUPA and the way it brought out her Moose Knuckle, I knew she would make a great president.

Posted by: David Brooks at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (pw+jk)

449
if the brand name is to be believed, Southerners are comfortable waking
up at 10:45 AM with a massive headache and a 5'10, 230 lb woman whose
name they don't know lying on their arm
=====

Believe I have mentioned a time or two about the wolf option: wake it up or chew off your arm.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MIKMs)

450 432 I think it's somewhere down there, yeah. I don't know if it's in DC or just around DC.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)
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Honestly, if there's any way I could drop it off there for you, I would happily do it. I'd even put it in a plain brown wrapper.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)
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bluebell - If you want I'll drive and you can throw it at him as we go by.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)

451 old overholt - cheap rye whiskey. how does that explain the naked part?

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)


His "friends" put him in the shower to hose him off.


It went....poorly.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)

452 Okay. All of this talk of alcohol. I'm going to the golf course for some single malt to live like Hillary.

Fair warning. In about an hour, if you see my posts and they are loaded with errors, it's because I'm using my I-phone and the handcuffs make it really hard to type.

Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (arhmY)

453 Not 'napper' ... SNAPPER!!!

Posted by: hillary (-)(*) at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (VBKy9)

454 Kathy Griffin and Michelle Wolf are as hyenas are to jackels.

Posted by: Veg at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)

455 This is going out to Hillary in Chappaqua, it's Zappa's "Wonderful Wino":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRy4x9ecfM

I went to the country
And while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On a roller-headed lady's front lawn
I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man
I can't help myself

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (qJtVm)

456 Garrett, he played a stealth show on Halloween here. Played almost all of that lp in a bar here. Had a buddy who got me in.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (+fTAB)

457 435 My fav Blondie quote

One way or another, I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya


She was so insanely hot.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (3dsTO)

458 Damn you, Ace! I really didn't need to see that last link. Next, you'll be linking that awful Yoko Ono screaming video. I'd rather be rickrolled.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (rdl6o)

459 When it's not Scotch o'clock, it's Beer Thirty.

Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (lKs2v)

460 Well, the thing is, obviously a relation by marriage is something you defend, even if you disagree with that person.

We're not just Spirits of Pure Ideology. We do have physical bodies and actual connections to human beings.

Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (8rNrN)


-------

I forgot he was married to Meghan. Of course he has to support him/her.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (U+nHb)

461 Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (qJtVm)

462 And wear a trench coat and dark glasses.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)
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I've got both! And a hat with a big brim.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (oMtOd)

463 ace

IKYMI, reaboi complimented and linked yesterdays comic post.

Posted by: concrete girl at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (zr8oO)

464 And Trump is a non-drinker.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)

465 On the other hand, I'm not related to McCain.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (U+nHb)

466 457. She was no Annie Lennox.

https://youtu.be/buGo4dm5xGI

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)

467 Ace, if you're still around, Katie Couric was on Wendy William's show today sort of defending Matt Lauer, and said "lots of people at NBC" had buttons under their desks to lock/unlock their doors. For "security."

From Newsbusters.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)

468 "Because I'm so tired! I think I'm chronically exhausted."


Trump doesn't really sleep or use caffiene. What's your excuse, Hillary?

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)

469 bluebell - If you want I'll drive and you can throw it at him as we go by.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
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If he won't let us take him out for lunch or dinner or a drink, it may come to that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (oMtOd)

470 so, headline on Drudge - mueller may subpoena Trump.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)

471 Too bad there wasn't a recording to go with that hillary pic. I can just hear her slurring "I feel......perfect".

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (9Om/r)

472 "I can't help myself"

cause I'm a wino man.

Posted by: Wino Man at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)

473 Just some OT crap that I am sure others dealt with but it's been bothering me, re: Muller, Clinton and her Resistance?

posted in the other thread but ...

what does this stuff have to do with shit that directly arises from "Russian interference in the election" which is Mueller purview.

that is, hasn't he and his biased lawyers conspired to deprive the govt of value (or whatever McCarthy pointed out is a BS catchall new crime invented by Mueller) by charging money for things not within their purview...

to wit...

A Logan Act investigation of Flynn is a novel exercise of law and does not arise from acts of interference within the election.

Manafort's stuff with license as a foreign agent in 2013 does not arise from acts of interference within the election.

Any questions about Trump and what he discussed with his team about Mueller does not arise from acts of interference within the election.

Basically, any path that Mueller took away from interference is a cost that the govt paid to him outside his purview....you can't say any of these shakedowns of Cohen or other "witnesses" arise from the investigation because he was just looking for areas to squeeze. The path to investigate interference goes from the piss dossier to Steele to Fusion GPS to the DNC and then to hillary. This path does not include Cohen or land deals from the 90's and therefore do not arise from acts of interference within the election.

A special counsel needs to be convened to investigate and rocoup these costs from Mueller and his resistance.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (Kuhyt)

474 468. He's the God Emperor. She was emailing asking about modafinil and how to get it.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (fA1SL)

475 469 bluebell - If you want I'll drive and you can throw it at him as we go by.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
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If he won't let us take him out for lunch or dinner or a drink, it may come to that.

Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (oMtOd)
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There's a PanAm-esque place not far from here!

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (MVjcR)

476 as for hillary drinking and stuff, I like the stories about her little girl crushes on "handsome" journalist men and how the female gaze rewards them

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (Kuhyt)

477 Some of us, *cough* alexthechick *cough*, think there must be Secret Service video of her throwing lamps and ashtrays at Podesta and pray for their release.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (fuK7c)


Not just the Secret Service. You know that there were cameras filming the whole night for the documentary on her "historic win".

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (Tnhbr)

478 I am 6 foot 3, over 3 bills and male......5 cocktails would render ME unconscious. A woman who drinks like that has some serious fucking practice.

Posted by: DanInMN at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (/5ebB)

479 oh that will come out, you just have to wait for the clinton machine to be sufficiently weakened so that people will not have to worry about being considered one of her enemies.

same will happen with obama, probably sooner.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM

Possibly. Hillary has outlived her usefulness. The Clintoons are reduced to begging for their "charity" cough, cough, ATM. But Barry? Nah can't see that for a long time. They're still hoping Moochie runs.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (3c1uO)

480 Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (qJtVm)

I thought it was:

Make me a sergeant. Give me the booze.
Make me a sergeant. Give me the booze.
Make me a sergeant. Give me the booze.

Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (T71PA)

481 Ok which is the better version, Ansley Dunbar or FZ as the wino man?

Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7)

482 Denis Denis is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (+fTAB)

483 On the other hand, I'm not related to McCain.
Posted by: Seems Legit

And for that, we are grateful.

And .....here's a NEW CAR!

Come on down!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (S6Pax)

484 so, headline on Drudge - mueller may subpoena Trump

Pfff.

Drudge is posting any wild ass thing he can find to troll for headlines.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (oVJmc)

485 I've got both! And a hat with a big brim.

Posted by: bluebell

A big Panama with a purple hat band...

Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (8ikIW)

486 If she HAD been elected, the results of her annual physical would have been interesting.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ptqGC)

487 Napper in Chief?

I like it ... sorta similar to Healer in Chief and all the other wonder-names they gave to The One over his eight-year run.

If Hillary's drinking is an issue, expect a crush of news stories talking about the positive side of senior citizens and booze.

Posted by: Christian Toto at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (GppXG)

488 5 cocktails would render ME unconscious. A woman who drinks like that has some serious fucking practice."

---my slavic irish genes let me do this (plus I weigh over 200 pounds) but 5 cocktails would make me very relaxed.

I'm not quite Hillary or Mad Men material.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (Kuhyt)

489
Napper-headed ho...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (VM6ev)

490 I forgot he was married to Meghan. Of course he has to support him/her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM

Oh I thought it was to John. Nevermind.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (3c1uO)

491 485 I've got both! And a hat with a big brim.

Posted by: bluebell

A big Panama with a purple hat band...
Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (8ikIW)
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Sombrero with a buzzard feather.

Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)

492 So ace, is there something you wanted to share with us about Ekdahl's sexuality?

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)

493 468 "Because I'm so tired! I think I'm chronically exhausted."


Trump doesn't really sleep or use caffiene. What's your excuse, Hillary?
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)



Yeah, I really want a President who's chronically exhausted. The international crises will just have to wait until she's awake and alert.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

494 In that South African vid it looks like Clinton culturally appropriated Chinese dress and African epilepsy.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)

495 so, headline on Drudge - mueller may subpoena Trump


-----------again, what is the point of mueller if he exceeds his purview? He is a private citizen if shizz doesn't arise from his russian interference "national security" investigation (which was not a criminal matter).

Trump needs to ask for an accounting. How do you get from point A to point B without Steele/Fusion/Clinton?

If you do novel readings of the law and go beyond statute of limitations and so on and so forth, you're rogue, man. And we have one word for that: sad.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (Kuhyt)

496 >>so, headline on Drudge - mueller may subpoena Trump



Aaaaand the OIG report is due this month (I know).
I think when (if?) that is dropped soon this talk or subpoenaing Trump will disappear.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (W+vEI)

497 488. Slav power! Heroic alcohol metabolism is the least of the proofs of tue SMR thesis.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)

498
has there been a reliable, detailed account of her drinking and violent reaction to losing the night of the election? she couldn't give a concession speech, though urged to by obama, presumably because she was snookered, so they sent out pedestal. but aside from general joking references, even by her, i don't recall seeing a detailed description.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 P

That will never come out. You need to remember, most of the "press" corps fucking cried when the water got poured on the witch. Their hero was vanquished.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May




oh that will come out, you just have to wait for the clinton machine to be sufficiently weakened so that people will not have to worry about being considered one of her enemies.

same will happen with obama, probably sooner.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)

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It took fifty years, and Teddy being dead in the ground for five years before anyone made a movie about Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (4dz1m)

499 Possibly. Hillary has outlived her usefulness. The Clintoons are reduced to begging for their "charity" cough, cough, ATM. But Barry? Nah can't see that for a long time. They're still hoping Moochie runs.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May




well, admittedly, there is some wishcasting with obama, however, I do not think his machine is as powerful now or ever will be as powerful as the clinton machine at its peak.

he does not have the clinton's desire for a second presidency through michelle nor does he have the interest in money. he also does not have the drive to replicate the clinton global initiative or the personality do do so.

he and his power will fade faster and there is always someone looking for money or attention to dish the dirt somewhere.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)

500 Napper-headed ho...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM

I've cum too faaarr to be tarred.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (3c1uO)

501 Not just the Secret Service. You know that there
were cameras filming the whole night for the documentary on her
"historic win". Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (Tnhbr)
=====

Wasn't one election night video already released? Powers and Rhodes, I think. Turned out to be a bust. Silly unserious people.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (MIKMs)

502 Then there's Yukon Jack

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)

503 Suck my dick!

Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (VBKy9)

504 I start to get handsy with five drinks. Watch out ladies.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)

505 Gallup: Trump approval rating reaches 11-month high.

Heh. And if things go well with the Norks...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (3dsTO)

506 494. Not epilepsy. Papa Legba. Felonia is one of his horses.

Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (fA1SL)

507 So Ace gets up before Hillary? God bless him!

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (3c1uO)

508
503 Suck my dick!
Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (VBKy9)

Thread winner.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (VM6ev)

509 459 When it's not Scotch o'clock, it's Beer Thirty.
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (lKs2v)

When it's neither Scotch o'clock nor Beer Thirty it's Happy Hour.

Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (zTtjJ)

510 >>Yeah, I really want a President who's chronically exhausted...



...and whose closest aide tells her when to nap, and does not wake her up when she's sleeping through critical national security briefings following an act of war (Benghazi)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (W+vEI)

511 It took fifty years, and Teddy being dead in the ground for five years before anyone made a movie about Chappaquiddick.
Posted by: rd at May




the kennedys were different. they were a new generation coming to powere. they were attractive and elegant; well at least that was the official line. then you had all of the tragedy associated with the assassinations. they were unique. the clintons are no kennnedys and the obamas are no clintons.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)

512 I am a pro am drinker. But tequila, yea, that's a side of me I don't care to ever revisit.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (3c1uO)

513 Bill and Donald are the same age. Donald is married to Melania, Bill is married to...that. If anyone should be a drunk it's Bill.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (gC2IV)

514 Trump has crappy lawyers working for him or something ?

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (bUjCl)

515 Ace, do you wear a mask like professional wrestlers who guard their identity when you do the podcasts?

Because that would be cool.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (5ukVf)

516 burp

Hillary is my friend...you leave her alone!

Posted by: Bombay Glue Assfire at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (M2Yh1)

517
If she HAD been elected, the results of her annual physical would have been interesting. Classified Top Secret.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (

No one would know.

Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (4dz1m)

518 my guess is that the leak of the mueller questions and the mueller threat mentioned on Drudge are all part of the dance. Trump is threatening mueller to subpoena him and mueller is threatening Trump to fire him.

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (MTjB1)

519 Is that Jerry O'Connell behind her? Is this some dystopian episode of Sliders where he has to assassinate Hillary?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (qJtVm)

520 I just haven`t felt the same since the surgery!

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (yhf6w)

521 I am a pro am drinker. But tequila, yea, that's a side of me I don't care to ever revisit.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May




hate the stuff

Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (MTjB1)

522 I am late to this, My Mom was a Drunk and we regularly found her napping or "Sick" on the Couch and this might explain why Hillary is so mean, She's a mean Drunk. I know my Mom was. God Forgive me but my life was so better when she Drank herself to death.

Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (dKiJG)

523 Ace, do you wear a mask like professional wrestlers who guard their identity when you do the podcasts?

Because that would be cool.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM

Why would he need to hide his identity on a podcast? Can't they just say, today in studio, we have the head Ewok. Speaking of, new dog looks like an Ewok, I'll have to post pics in the pet thread.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (3c1uO)

524 Gallup: Trump approval rating reaches 11-month high.



Heh. And if things go well with the Norks...

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (3dsTO)


The Democrats may trade their blue wave for a brown tide.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (0QYMt)

525 lol, nappy president hillary.

remember when pravda-snl had hillary in the debates be all spry and do cartwheels. The present truth was that she wasn't a collapsing heap of support hose and depends.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (Kuhyt)

526 And I repeat myself in writing a lot besides.

Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (VBKy9)

527 There was so much weird stuff going on during the 2016 run the press went overtime into burying. From the obvious shenanigans during the debates - remember the podium hijinx? To her obvious alcohol abuse.

Seriously, you just don't fall this often at that age. If you do, you've got a walker or something. The "stance" was the giveway. Had a friend in high school whose mom was always hammered by dinner time, and she managed to stay upright but kept her feet a good 12-18" apart at all times. That way you only need to worry about falling one direction.

Posted by: clutch cargo at May 01, 2018 08:18 PM (RHEDC)

528
Trump has crappy lawyers working for him or something ?
=====

What do you think the raid on Cohen was for? Make sure nobody will take it on.

Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 08:18 PM (MIKMs)

529 Comey:

https://tinyurl.com/yd932w8x

Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)

530 All HailEris have you heard this version of Wonderful Wino?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvpxPF8OXvA

Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)

531 Parallel Lines is a very great album.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (+fTAB)

532 my guess is that the leak of the mueller questions and the mueller threat mentioned on Drudge are all part of the dance. Trump is threatening mueller to subpoena him and mueller is threatening Trump to fire him."

---right?

I thought the Cohen raid was a clear cry for professional and legal oversight, "please fire me" from Mueller.

but the cuck GOP true-cons are pretending Mueller needs protection instead of a fucking pink slip and accounting of why he's wasting everyone's time and money.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (Kuhyt)

533 I once spent 5 days and nights primitive camping in the high desert with two buddies. All the alcohol we could bring in our packs consisted of whatever we could pour in a couple of those plastic camping flasks. We chose Tequila as our poison. It seemed fitting, knowing we would be surrounded by agave in its natural state.

We managed to drink it around the campfire without killing each other. Had some fun buzzes, actually. So, in most situations tequila may be dangerous, but around a campfire with some buds, it's probably OK.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (3dsTO)

534 hate the stuff
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM

Actually if it's good tequila it's not bad. I just don't like anything you need to do in shots. I mean when I was 22, sure. But now. No way I'll have a margarita on vacation or something but my days of doing shots of that shit are done. Give me a nice sipping bourbon.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (3c1uO)

535 nood Peterson.

Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (/qEW2)

536 Who was the weird guy that always followed Hillary around with some little adrenaline injector?

Funny we never really hear anymore about that.

Posted by: Jackso at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (uc45P)

537 haven`t

Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (yhf6w)

YOU USED A GRAVE ACCENT AS AN APOSTROPHE?!?

Why are you doing this to us, Bill?

Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (zTtjJ)

538 Trump has crappy lawyers working for him or something ?
=====

What do you think the raid on Cohen was for? Make sure nobody will take it on."

---yeah, good luck with that. Trump's keeping the gloves on.

I think, obviously, we can look at trump as either this street smart hustler or a fucking child. I don't see any New Yorker with a net work over $100,000 just okie-doking into a deposition for where there's no underlying crime.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:21 PM (Kuhyt)

539 the AG needs to ask Mueller to account for all this shenanigans.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:21 PM (Kuhyt)

540 I'm diggin' this version, f'd.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:22 PM (qJtVm)

541 531 Parallel Lines is a very great album.

One of the best ever. They just don't make 'em like that anymore. Bam, bam, bam, one killer track after another after another. Even the few songs that weren't hits in one country or another should have been hits. Robert Fripp even made an appearance, for extra album coolness points.

Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:22 PM (3dsTO)

542 Because she's a terrible person and deep down inside she knows that and the booze is the only thing that numbs that. I can only imagine the booze intake now. Hoo boy.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (3c1uO)


She's pretty much gotten everything she's wanted for decades (except the Presidency, praise to God) and has screwed over a lot of people to do it. Her health is bad and she's starting to think about her mortality. Probably the only people that care about her are her grandkids and they're too young to realize what bitch grandma is, yet.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 01, 2018 08:22 PM (5Yee7)

543 Papa Legba.


He goes by Scratch now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (yQpMk)

544 Yeah, I really want a President who's chronically
exhausted. The international crises will just have to wait until she's
awake and alert.





Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)

She and TFG slept through Benghazi! It was a telling demonstration why neither of them should ever be President.

Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (XKZwp)

545 tequila is great. You are not in college, drink the good stuff.

Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:25 PM (Kuhyt)

546

If she HAD been elected, the results of her annual physical would have been interesting.

She'd have been the very picture of health, according to reports.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 08:28 PM (GdWl+)

547 I'm diggin' this version, f'd.

I thought that was Ansley Dunbar but now I'm not sure. Oh well whoever it is did a fine job.

Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2018 08:29 PM (UdKB7)

548 Yeah, I really want a President who's chronically exhausted. The international crises will just have to wait until she's awake and alert.

Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)


"3 am phone call? Nuclear war? Fuggit. Let it go to voice mail." /rolls over, snores

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 01, 2018 08:31 PM (mbs3m)

549 I've been calling her a drunk for two years. When you grow up with an alcoholic, you learn to spot them easily. And yes, this was covered up by a knowing press.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 01, 2018 08:31 PM (rz+FN)

550 She and TFG slept through Benghazi! It was a telling demonstration why neither of them should ever be President.
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (XKZwp)


Imagine the impertinence of those wogs to kick up a fuss outside of business hours in DC.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 01, 2018 08:32 PM (mbs3m)

551 What, it is so great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:33 PM (+fTAB)

552 Imagine if Hillary had been President during the Civil War instead of Lincoln. The Union would have lost, because those cases of Grants favorite whiskey would never have left the Oval Office!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 01, 2018 08:36 PM (MjkWd)

553 Suomi Kutsuu!
----
Fuckin Magyar.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2018 08:57 PM (UiRxW)

554 Funny stuff, Ace.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 01, 2018 09:02 PM (HwNQB)

555 Mueller can subpoena Trump. Trump can take the Fifth. Then what?

Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 01, 2018 09:03 PM (1FhAQ)

556 She and TFG slept through Benghazi! It was a telling demonstration why neither of them should ever be President.
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (XKZwp)

It was a striking contrast, when Trump was having 4-10x more rallies, hopping fences to avoid protesters, etc. America could tell who wanted it more.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 01, 2018 09:14 PM (HwNQB)

557 um, 'sloshed fund'

Posted by: micky at May 01, 2018 09:21 PM (dF9Lb)

558 222
"Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole. "


That's called the six-pack grab.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 01, 2018 09:21 PM (b8J4P)

559


So she wasn't passing out because she was sick, she has completely hammered out on her feet.

Hmm

Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 01, 2018 09:22 PM (AASEZ)

560 I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know why I drink alone?
'Cos Barry is a Muslim.

Posted by: Hirrary Reisling Crinton at May 01, 2018 09:59 PM (Ndje9)

561 Speaking of communism, People's Court's Judge Milian is Cuban American. Cuba came up last week, I can't remember how. I think it had something to do with a vacation. Judge Milian said, something like "your beach paradise, their prison".

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2018 12:23 AM (+lVUW)

562
ace, I remember when you told a caption joke for the above picture of Hillary smiling and lilting heavily to her right while holding on to the overhead luggage compartment. You said something to the effect of:
"Lady loves her triple."

Had me in stitches then. Still makes me grin now.

(And, yes, my glasshouse is doing just fine, thank you.)


Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 02, 2018 12:43 AM (Z2PYk)

563 Hillary's drinking might explain her sticking with old fashioned Warfarin for her blood thinning medication.

All the newer ones require the user to moderate alcohol intake to a small amount per week.

Posted by: Nan Gladden at May 02, 2018 02:55 AM (60yhg)

564 Another thing her drinking could explain?

Why do I get cross eyed when I'm drunk?
https://tinyurl.com/hilleyesx

"Your eyes are held in place by muscles, and a subconscious part of your brain controls them both together. When you're drunk, that bit of your brain gets lazy. Those muscles are also tired, because you've been using them all day and we're usually drunk at night. This combination of factors means that your eyes drift apart or together."

"Neurological changes due to alcohol effect the muscles and optical nerve."

Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 02, 2018 07:51 AM (Astxw)

565 ..."Chozick says that Clinton would have been "the booziest president since FDR" and "enjoys a cocktail -- or three --more than most previous presidents."

That could also mean that she enjoys the drinking process more, not necessarily more booze.

Nah! lol

Posted by: Miriam at May 02, 2018 09:12 AM (+MIJ1)

566 Ah, I think I'm repeating stuff from earlier in the comments, but -- while I appreciate the general point of this article, it does seem more natural that the specific phrase "enjoys a cocktail -- or three --more than most previous presidents." means she enjoys cocktails more thanprevious presidents, not that she enjoys 3 more cocktails than most presidents.

That is: "more" is modifying enjoys, it's not modifying the cardinality.
It's still a pretty damning phrase, to be sure.

Posted by: TMA at May 02, 2018 09:40 AM (jotkg)

567 Dude, you can't have articles about not giving up the language to the left and then repeatedly do that "google it" thing.

Google is not a verb. It is a brand name. it discriminates against US and attempts to rule the world.

It takes no longer to say "look it up" or "research it." Please. You are an influence on others.

Thank you

Posted by: Duuuuude at May 02, 2018 12:30 PM (T1RL8)

568 She is close to being a alcoholic, but right now she is nothing but a bi-sexual drunk bitch.

Posted by: Gerald Snyder at May 04, 2018 06:22 PM (/gSeo)

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