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Oh My: National Review Finally Asks, "Does Hillary Clinton Drink Too Much Alcohol? And Did the Media Cover This Up?"
For about a year, John Ekdahl was on a lonely one-man beat covering this story. He pushed out a lot of pictures showing Hillary drinking and sometimes even looking glassy-eyed and, um, "happy."
It's always scotch o'clock somewhere in the world
"Is Hillary Clinton alcohol use excessive?" By the way: Kyle Smith's hook for this is Amy Chozick's book, which mentions and unpublished piece about Clinton's booziness. But seriously, Ekdahl highlighted one quote from Chozick -- "Hillary can really drink," or something like that --two or so years ago. Update: The research team at the Ekdahl Institute for Leading Thought Leadership found the quote:
"She likes to drink," Amy Chozick, a New York Times reporter who covers Clinton, said to ABC earlier this year. "We were on the campaign trail in 2008 and the press thought she was just taking shots to pander to voters in Pennsylvania. Um, no." -- From the Washington Post, noting the "Hillary Drunk" meme; also from the leaked Jon Podesta emailsAnd then there was this quote:
"I think you should call her and sober her up some," wrote Clinton campaign Communications Director Jennifer Palmieri in an email to campaign chair John Podesta on Aug. 8, 2015, at about 4:30 p.m. on a Saturday -- a remark that was interpreted as being about Clinton.That's also from the Washington Post, which treated this "meme" like swamp-fever conspiracy theorizing. Despite a reporter covering her letting us know she likes to drink, and despite an email from Palmieri instructing the staff to "sober her up." No one in the media asked the obvious follow-up questions or treated this as anything more than a silly internet conspiracy theory meme. Combine that quote, and all the pictures of Hillary enjoying a cocktail or five (see below) with what didn't get reported, and you have a genuine scandal -- only partly about Hillary's level of alcohol consumption. Mostly, it's about what the press knew but decided to hide from the public. I know I'm writing this in a humorous way, but this is actually a question I've had for two years, and I've never seen the media touch it.
Update: An Commenter writes:
One intriguing aspect of Amy Chozick's reporting in Chasing Hillary is that Chozick wrote a story for the New York Times that never ran that celebrated Clinton's convivial spirit (or, if you like, her boozing). ... Chozick's unpublished color piece on Clinton’s drinking was meant to illustrate that Clinton was not the starchy, purse-lipped frump of popular perception but a freewheeling good-time gal. Why couldn't the story have run during the campaign rather than after it? That seems obvious. The factual details were such that they might have made readers question the Times's spin that Clinton's drinking habits reflected well on her. The attentive reader will wonder whether Clinton has a drinking problem. Chozick says that Clinton would have been "the booziest president since FDR" and "enjoys a cocktail -- or three --more than most previous presidents." Chozick isn't saying that Clinton has three cocktails but that she has three cocktails more than a man. So: five cocktails, then? Five cocktails for a woman is generally said to have the same effect as ten cocktails on a man. Would you want a man who regularly put away ten cocktails to be president? It is fair to ask of the nation's press corps how much information about Clinton's drinking they withheld from the public. ... [I]T is fair to ask whether the nation came close to electing a president who regularly drinks to excess, and it is fair to ask of the nation's press corps how much information about Clinton's drinking they withheld from the public. Given that, according to Chozick, virtually everyone embedded with the Clinton campaign was a woman who was excited about the prospect of her winning, it's also fair to ask of the major media's assignment editors whether the reporters they put on the Clinton beat were even close to being objective observers.
136 Hmmm...wonder if this has anything to do with press reporting on what a 'champion napper' she was. TruthRevolt did a compilation of all the times the press reported positively on Hillary's ability to nap, with an aide bragging that she was a "champion napper" like this was an accomplishment.I don't remember that at all. However, this Harper's Bazaar puff piece does mention Hillary's impressive abilities as a "champion napper."
There must be days, though, when Clinton doesn't want to get out of bed. "Oh, God, yes," she says. "The mornings are okay, but by the end of the day, I'm sometimes so tired that I just go home, put my feet up, read magazines, watch TV, try to take my mind out of where I've been all day." Thankfully, Clinton is a diligent organizer of her own time. She has a personal trainer who "comes and tortures me" at her Washington residence at 6:00 A.M. up to three times a week. "Not that it shows," she chuckles, "but it does energize me." She is also a champion napper. Reines notes that in her cabin on her Special Air Mission plane, Clinton can sleep through both takeoff and landing. "I often sleep through both, yeah," she says. How? "Because I'm so tired! I think I'm chronically exhausted." Unsurprisingly, she's big on caffeine. "When I'm in meetings, fending off jet lag, and people come with the trays of coffee and tea, I think, Oh, my gosh, I'll stay awake for another hour."She's in all ways taarrred. Also, John Ekdahl (a notorious sodomite) wants to remind you of this spectacle, which happened, he thinks, at a South African event.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Mario at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (i+4po)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2018 07:05 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:06 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Mama AJ at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (mtfdF)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (IEVqH)
That's the time when you grab hillary's boobs and go "Honk! Honk!"
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (VM6ev)
I'm not a drunk, you deplorable scum!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (pNxlR)
Dear Lord from this angle, her dentures look like that cheap scalloped porcelain prop from the Efferdent commercials.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (zSVEm)
Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (sdi6R)
Now, Squatch * hic * SQUATCH unnerstans me!!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (H8S+R)
Congrats on kicking the habit!
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (Tyii7)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: Basement Cat at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (3C9q2)
"Cocktail." Sounds almost civilized when you say it that way. But Hillz would never waited for mixers and garnishes and shit. If she drank anything, she drank Everclear, and straight from the bottle. When that wasn't around, a fresh can of Sterno would do just fine.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (IEVqH)
She seems to be channeling Lee Marvin from "Cat Ballou."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)
Does a bear fuck Leo DeCaprio in the forest?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (IEVqH)
Congrats on kicking the habit!
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:10 PM (8rNrN)
Was loads of fun... especially the explaining... the exwives were the most ... unsympathetic...
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:11 PM (pNxlR)
one in the stink and Hillz is enjoying the hell out of it.
That's Mookie Blaylock. *hic*
Posted by: Ready For Hillary!!11!! at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Tyii7)
Now that may be true when the average woman in the USA weighed 100 pounds or so.
But the Hildebeest is pretty porky--and I'd say she can scarf down at least six or maybe even seven cocktails before her blood alcohol level reaches that of a man who has had ten cocktails in the same period of time. Of course at that point, both the Hildebeest and the man are so blitzed that they can't see straight. So there is that.
OTOH Trump doesn't drink He may well be crass and rude from time to time, but I doubt that he ever got blotto. So last time around we missed a lying drunk of a female president.
Posted by: Comanche Voter at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (Sda6L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
Eh, no matter. It got fixed.
Posted by: Mario at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (i+4po)
Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o)
Good times, Good times !
Posted by: Al Franken at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM
You're familiar with "the shocker" I take it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (aC6Sd)
I remember the stories of how Baracka was making DC cool again with his very well-stocked cocktail parties.
*now I don't drink like a good hordeling but not a teetotaler and nothing against those who keep valu-rite in business; but I do dislike the mooching press who expect the POTUS to spend my tax dollars on booze for the prestitutes and lobbyists. Its only logical that the lobbyists should at least be ponying up for the booze as they try to get stories printed to support their bills.
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM
Which is funny, because if there's one thing my neighbors to the east of me understand, it's drinking. It's more than a hobby over there.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (Eu5eZ)
Posted by: Zombie Boris Yeltsin at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: IC at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (xEuKz)
If these scurrilous accusations were true, surely one of the media outlets responsible would have released the tapes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM
You're familiar with "the shocker" I take it?
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (3c1uO)
No, but I am with the Tingler from William Castle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
==========================
The new Scooby Van roll-out will be sponsored by Zig-Zag.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (Pqytn)
But they were all over the Pretzel that tried to choke out W.
Posted by: Steve Earle Song Ideas at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (PvCxa)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: SHEMP at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (ReN/Q)
Did that affect you landing the plane?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (+fTAB)
Five cocktails?! I damn sure don't want a president with nuclear code access pushing any buttons under that condition. And I'll bet even Huma felt the same way.
I only denounce myself for part of that statement.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:07 PM (cLO7o)
Good times, Good times !
Posted by: Al Franken at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM
Man I wish I was good at photoshop. Hillary in drink pose with her balloon drop "wow" face and Franken giving her a honk. Epic man.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Mon Mothma at May 01, 2018 07:15 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
I used to get so confused when I saw stories about Chelsea Handler. I thought, she's too young to need a big burly Rosie Greer with an epi-pen.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (VM6ev)
Sad memories I can't recall
Who thought I would fall
A slave to demon alcohol
(Chorus)
Hic
Cackle
Shart
Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (9Om/r)
neighbors to the east of me understand, it's drinking. It's more than a
hobby over there.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:13 PM (3c1uO)
Wisconsin is next to the UP; drinking there isn't a hobby or a career, it's a calling.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (cxBi6)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: IC at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (xEuKz)
I know, right? Some people are better off drunks, in some ways... I have met some sobered up drunks where I'm like " Dude, you got clean to be This? "
Posted by: kraken at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (zSVEm)
Posted by: DaveA at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (2NqXo)
If these scurrilous accusations were true, surely one of the media outlets responsible would have released the tapes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:14 PM (fuK7c)
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You really think so? I don't, because I think they were all on her side.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:16 PM (9Om/r)
Do you like cruises?
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Visit Scotland! (Paid for by the Scottish Board of Tourism) at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (qNS03)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Regular joe at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (7PllL)
Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: A Vogon at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (UdKB7)
I didn't think that needed sarc tags, dear.
Also, I will never ever commit sarc tags.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (fuK7c)
Wisconsin is next to the UP; drinking there isn't a hobby or a career, it's a calling.
Suomi Kutsuu!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (pNxlR)
Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.
-
Does Joy Reid know any fag jokes!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (fkdqr)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (fA1SL)
oh they'll be tut-tutting and crying "Whataboutism!" in short order, I think.
Despite the fact that this comes from 1, a NYT reporter covering the Clinton campaign and 2, via NR, a mag which isn't nevertrump per se but which certainly isn't MAGA.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (+y/Ru)
She's a mean dunk, I bet. I wonder what the alcohol purchase list for the White House back in the 1990's was? And how often they would restock?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (yQpMk)
That's been the theory since election night: she was too drunk to concede.
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (UB2Px)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)
Also, I will never ever commit sarc tags.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:18 PM (fuK7c)
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Oh.
Well, at least things are back to normal, with people having to mansplain things to me. I was getting nervous this morning in the art thread.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oMtOd)
Dude over her left shoulder looks like he just stuck two in the pink and one in the stink and Hillz is enjoying the hell out of it.
Bowling with Hillary.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (IEVqH)
fify
Posted by: socalcon at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)
You sound like Abigail Van Buren trying to imitate John McCain praising Obama.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (yQpMk)
What is new is PDT.
Posted by: Al Vogon at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (UdKB7)
Gay as a daffodil throwing glitter bombs and knitting an AIDS quilt out of cotton candy and unicorn mane.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Kreplach at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (UfMVm)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (Eu5eZ)
Sounds like the dad was called away on some pretext while a nurse came in to give him the shot
dunno where the mom was
from lifesite news via louder with crowder
Posted by: votermom pimping NEW Moron-authored books! at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (hMwEB)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (IEVqH)
Dick Clark and Dinah Shore would NOT give her the recipe.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at May 01, 2018 07:19 PM (UB2Px)
Too bad. It could have been epic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: Kitty Dukakis at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (HJbDF)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (yQpMk)
she must have known rather early that she was going to lose, earlier than we did, if she tied one on early enough to prevent her from appearing in public.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hizzoner Rob Ford at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2018 07:22 PM (qeI0f)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Chappaqua Wine & Spirits at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: CNN, the Coup News Network at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Not Jake Tapper at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (8rNrN)
murder.
*if true.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (r+sAi)
Uranium One??
That pantsuit??
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:20 PM (oVJmc)
FIFY
Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:23 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (mZKze)
Posted by: Soothsayer -- Fake Commenter at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (cLO7o)
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (/qEW2)
Some of us, *cough* alexthechick *cough*, think there must be Secret Service video of her throwing lamps and ashtrays at Podesta and pray for their release.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (cxBi6)
I only hope that when the DTs hit and she hallucinates, she sees the guys from Benghazi.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (qeI0f)
Odd that being someone who can't handle their drinking is the least of why I'd think she'd be a horrible, fake, teleprompter "say words but nothing important, President.*
*I know a few hard drinkers who would make great Presidents.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: ace
But....he seemed so manly. Is he a lumberjack, too?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (3c1uO)
Gay as a daffodil throwing glitter bombs and knitting an AIDS quilt out of cotton candy and unicorn mane.
*sniff*
That was beautiful, man...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (GdWl+)
And on the Bradley Cooper thing, that was a schtick I encouraged and participated in.
Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (8rNrN)
TruthRevolt did a compilation of all the times the press reported positively on Hillary's ability to nap, with an aide bragging that she was a "champion napper" like this was an accomplishment.
Also, revisit 9/11 bollard incident - was alcohol involved?!?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (8rNrN)
Unless one is a clinical psychopath. Then it's just another day and the evil simply doesn't register while the boozing is just fun.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (H8S+R)
Bill: Relax. She said she was just going to the store to get some Ensure. It's fine.
Chelsea: *holds up empty vodka bottle* Really Dad? Do you think it's fine now? God I hope you at least made sure she is wearing her Depends.
Bill: *panicked look*
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (+fTAB)
Got an Ad on Faceybook... for the New York Times...
Asking me to subscribe to 'help independent Journalism'...
I reported the ad to facebook, as it was clearly misleading...
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (NgKpN)
And on the Bradley Cooper thing, that was a schtick I encouraged and participated in.
Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:25 PM (8rNrN)
It's the nature of the Horde, Fearless Leader. EVERY outsider (outsider to the Horde, that is) is gay/trans in the Horde's eyes.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (yXU4O)
And on the Bradley Cooper thing, that was a schtick I encouraged and participated in.
Am I gay, just because a boy could get lost in the oceans of Bradley Cooper's eyes...?
Posted by: ace at May
well, not gay gay, but maybe gay for pay. that is a thing right? he is in hollywood.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:26 PM (bUjCl)
Well, at least things are back to normal, with people having to mansplain things to me. I was getting nervous this morning in the art thread.
'ronsplain: every bit as overconfident as mansplaining, but really, really likely to be wildly wrong or irrelevant.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (oVJmc)
It's interesting. I tend to be a fairly tightly wrapped guy (no, it's true), but I find the occasional overindulgence puts me in touch with my emotions, more girly. (No, not that way, you animals) It's a nice thing on widely spaced occasions, but would be bad as a steady diet.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (LAe3v)
Anyway, the takeaway is: Hillary's a souse.
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Maritime at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (lKmt3)
Posted by: hillary (. ) ( ') at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (F5+ro)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May
well id something was splained to you wrong then it was not mansplained.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (fA1SL)
Would events like stumbling/being carried into the van be a sign of advanced alcoholic brain degeneration, or probably something else?
Posted by: doomed at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (UW4Uc)
Posted by: ShainS at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (Wv4D3)
I'm not saying "yes", but the answer is "yes".
Posted by: Aliens at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)
Sacramento is the same way...
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (NgKpN)
Like Gutfeld's houseboy shtick?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I'll drink to that.
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (42M22)
I could be gay for American Sniper Bradley Cooper, because he deadlifted his way to 200 or more pounds.
Then he went back to 160 lbs. of whatever fey thing he's doing now. I don't go gay for twinks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (ReN/Q)
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (NgKpN)
oh, that's nice
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (pNxlR)
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So, just like mansplaining then.
Gotcha.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (oMtOd)
Apparently not.
But I think Ace is drunk tonight. And I am getting there.
Yeehaw!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (S6Pax)
He just had to punch himself.
Posted by: An Vogon at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I choose to live my life as a black woman at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (VgKNm)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes
I'll drink to that.
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:28 PM (42M22)
Clink!
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (F5+ro)
That's the *best* outcome she can hope for.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (5aqWh)
Gotcha.
Posted by: bluebell at May
what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
Once again, AoS and commenters are a couple years ahead of the curve.
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Harry Paratestes at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (F5+ro)
The horde judgey about drinking? I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (SjImc)
*looks around*
Huma! What am I doing under the table?
Posted by: Hilla-hic!-ry at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
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Oh yeah????????
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (Pqytn)
True story, Hillary did not invent the gin enema while in college, but
she perfected it. Basically added a funnel that could hold a fifth.
Posted by: Burnt Toast
That which has been seen cannot be unseen.
**runs toward the wood chipper**
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (bUjCl)
Sure would explain a lot of government policies.
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (qNS03)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
.............
It also helps her negotiate the stairs.
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (MTjB1)
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Oh yeah????????
Posted by: bluebell at May
do you want me to mansplain that again?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: An Vogan at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (4dz1m)
That's the *best* outcome she can hope for.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (5aqWh)
She'll have the best Pruno on the cell block.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (4ErVI)
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (qNS03)
Trump wannabe.
Posted by: golfman at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (If3tB)
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (IEVqH)
Posted by: An Vegan at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Weasel
The Hilary 2016 campaign was merely one of the filming locations for Jackie Chan's upcoming sequel Drunken Master IV: Buddha-Thought in a Bottle
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Chapaqua Wine and Liquor at May 01, 2018 07:32 PM (zTtjJ)
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:27 PM (LAe3v
A weepy drunk?
Posted by: rd
A bit, but not in a sad way, more of a "damn, this world is beautiful" and "I love you, man" kind of way.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (oMtOd)
Two in the pink, one in the stink.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (fuK7c)
People say the same thing about her husband and in neither case is it true. They are both terribly obvious liars.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (cxBi6)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (ne324)
Posted by: The Acela Corridor at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (H8S+R)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.
Posted by: bluebell at May
yeah but the truth is not always very helpful.
man: honey, how does this work?
woman: I am only going to womansplain this to you one more time, I DON'T KNOW!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)
Hillary fails on all fronts, I fear.
Posted by: Winston Churchill at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (sdi6R)
and the cozy relationships between all of them
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (GdWl+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (+fTAB)
Looking for rich teenagers drinking. So she can "hang out".
They always drink the good stuff.
Posted by: tu3031 at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (O5Q3r)
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Monk at May 01, 2018 07:30 PM (qNS03)
.............
He's so hammered he thought she was a six-pack... of sacks of potatoes.
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: pep
But mostly in an "I can stop being Scandi for awhile" way. I can unclench my hair.
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (U+nHb)
Is that the grip they use to toss her into the van?
Posted by: An Vega at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (UdKB7)
And the girl in the corner said boy I wanna ball ya and it turned into a ballroom blitz - ballroom blitz
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: bluebell at May
well, good enough. I would point out the subtleties but then I would be accused of mansplaining.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MVjcR)
.............
It also helps her negotiate the stairs.
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (HgMAr)
Bollards remain her Kryptonite.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (yQpMk)
209 UH oh Weasel, I do too.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (cxBi6)
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Are you also easier to toss into the back of a van?
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:34 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (yXU4O)
Hillary/Everclear 2020
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (J7XgW)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
=======
Somethingsomethingsomething every day, twice an hour.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (Pqytn)
Dear Lord from this angle, her dentures look like that cheap scalloped porcelain prop from the Efferdent commercials.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 07:08 PM (VM6ev)
_________________
Her teeth aren't dentures; they're too ugly to be fake. She has dental work that is visible in some open-mouth photos of her, but (most) of those teeth are her natural teeth.
Compare/contrast to the fake teeth of Joe Biden. Very white, very even, etc.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2018 07:35 PM (fqUgw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (ptqGC)
woman: honey, how does this work?
man: well, first you have the
women: STOP MANSPLAINING!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (RuIsu)
To be young, and in love.
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (T71PA)
woman: I am only going to womansplain this to you one more time, I DON'T KNOW!
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (MTjB1)
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Okay, see, the problem here is that the woman obviously married the wrong man. I married up, so my husband knows how everything works and doesn't ever have to ask me questions like that.
You may wonder what I brought to the marriage. Well, the one thing he can't do is cook. Which is the one thing I can do.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:36 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:33 PM (yQpMk)
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You're correct. I should have said, "It's damn easy for Hillary to lie."
Believable? No.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (U+nHb)
Instant freaking mean drunk after a few shots of Jose Cuervo.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Wasn't that Katie Couric? or did Hillary do that too?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (6FqZa)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (bUjCl)
She's one helluva day drinker I guess. Would 'splain the bollard incident.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It washn't my fault.....It was tailgating me. **belch**
Posted by: Hillary at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (cxBi6)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (UsCnO)
Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 07:17 PM (IEVqH)
Actually yes. You couldn't handle the cruises I do. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (9Om/r)
You may wonder what I brought to the marriage. Well, the one thing he can't do is cook. Which is the one thing I can do.
Posted by: bluebell at May
interesting. so you are possessed of no knowledge that your husband does not have?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: amy chozick at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)
Nagging.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (
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Wasn't that about 9 freaking AM in the Morning?
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (cxBi6)
Imagine just entering the comments and this is what you see.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (yQpMk)
Wasn't that Katie Couric? or did Hillary do that too?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (6FqZa)-----------------------------
She was taped dirty dancing with some African women.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (ptqGC)
Just WTF was up with that anyway?
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (3dsTO)
.............
*queef*squeak* Tee hee.
*hic*
Posted by: hILLRY o O at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (W+vEI)
245 Weasel, No I 'd be like a Hemingway cat with suction cups on all 24 toes.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (cxBi6)
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And claws!
We were in Key West a few years back and toured the Hemingway home. Cats were the best part.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (arhmY)
Why does it have that effect on people? I mean besides the alkyhol?
Posted by: An Vega at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB7)
May Hillary be condemned to slurping belly button shots from James Clapper for all eternity.
Posted by: Hands
How did you not burst into flames while typing that?
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (LAe3v)
You probably have bewbs and a mish and he probably doesn't.
This is how deals are made.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:37 PM (
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Wasn't that about 9 freaking AM in the Morning?
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:39 PM (4dz1m)
Bloody Marys for breakfast?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (42M22)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (yQpMk)
Open the door you lousy *****, I'm Barnacle Bill the sailor....
redacted for polite company
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (dhqL5)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (3dsTO)
Image the damage if she were President.
Posted by: MAGA at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (+69Zy)
Wasn't there a house fire in Chappaquiddick a few months ago?
Did anyone ever see a report as to the origin and cause of that fire?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (arhmY)
And claws!
We were in Key West a few years back and toured the Hemingway home. Cats were the best part.
And the urinal fountain, too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (GdWl+)
Oh, should I have also mentioned her habit of throwing lamps and ashtrays and drinks at people?
Posted by: Amy Chozick at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (DuAZ5)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (fA1SL)
I thought he was just glad to see us.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (3dsTO)
maybe he is pregnant ?
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (bUjCl)
good point. I think a lot of men are like that, thinking that all or most other men are at least 10% gay.
Pretty much any guy who has a hobby you don't like is gay, I think.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (Pqytn)
Or waiting for Godot at this rate.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (arhmY)
Yay Us !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (MTjB1)
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Well, I do the taxes too. But really, he's a smart cat. I got very lucky.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (oMtOd)
Didn't she sleep through the meeting about Benghazi the next morning?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)
Nagging.
___________________________
"Eggs-plaining"
Unless the chick is past menopause, then I guess it's "expired eggs-plaining."
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (fqUgw)
Will, through dirt may cucktales am falling. Catch me!!!
Huma, shoes and glasses. Bombay good vodka!
Fuck you all!!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM (MTjB1)
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The truth.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:31 PM (oMtOd)
Nagging.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:38 PM (0QYMt)
Its the nail...
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)
*cough* DIY shelving? *cough*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
What will those rascals at CNN come up with next?
What a bunch of kidders!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (S6Pax)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)
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Much of the WeaselPhilosophy is based on this simple truth.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (W+vEI)
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Big hangover. And so deserved.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (U+nHb)
what would the feminine analog to mansplaining be?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:29 PM
"If you really knew me, I wouldn't HAVE to explain this to you."
Posted by: Hands at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (5ukVf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)
No, that's just James Comey.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: ace
Especially those guys whose hobby is inspecting the bus station toilets at 2am. God how I hate that hobby.
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (42M22)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (3dsTO)
To erase the horrible memories of all her trips to Pedo Island with Bill-Do on Jeffrey Epstein's Lolita Express.
The Horror! The Horror!
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (O033+)
_____________________________________
Exhibiting a firm grasp of the obvious.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (arhmY)
Adulterer.
Posted by: ALH at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (GST/g)
Posted by: wth at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (HgMAr)
Posted by: ace
I know, right? I mean, what's wrong with collecting feather boas and ballet slippers?
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (LAe3v)
Didn't she sleep through the meeting about Benghazi the next morning?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (W+vEI)
She thought they were talking about Ben Gazzara....
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:44 PM (NgKpN)
i thought that would be manly (except for not knowing a drill has both a forward and back setting)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Hizzoner Rob Ford at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:42 PM (8rNrN)
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My hobby is putting up shelves. Quickly, level, and plumb.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (pw+jk)
___________________
No, he's just storing nuts for the winter.
Whose nuts, we can only guess . . . .
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (fqUgw)
Why does it have that effect on people? I mean besides the alkyhol?
Posted by: An Vega at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (UdKB
I do not know. A friend will not allow Tequila in his house because it has a similar deleterious effect on his wife.
Knew another woman that got amorous after a few margaritas. Or at least that was her excuse?
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (fA1SL)
you get into it after a few times
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (8rNrN)
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM
She broke me
Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
What will those rascals at CNN come up with next?
What a bunch of kidders!!!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:43 PM (S6Pax)
And the Patient / Doctor privilege goes the way of the Lawyer / Client privilege...
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: rd
I think I know her, but just in case, what's her name and phone number?
Posted by: pep at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (LAe3v)
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White
House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House
Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a
reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM (IqV8l)
Makes sense. That gravelly voice and new haircut and all. Probably transitioning.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (ptqGC)
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
_______________________________________
And who are the haters?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (+fTAB)
Egg McMuffin had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (3dsTO)
Tequila has reputation for that. The night this guy I know got banned by Gabe, he had been drinking Margaritas all day. True story.
Posted by: A Vega at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (UdKB7)
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That's gin for me and Mrs. Jukin. I blame the juniper berry but others have said it is the quinine. Either way no more Bombay.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (pw+jk)
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 07:45 PM
She broke me
Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
Wait... shouldn't that be the other way around???
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/ydfeyso4
Better get out your mop and bucket.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (6FqZa)
Included is an email chain showing that Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack and missed a meeting that her staff had been trying to set up about sensitive intelligence issues, including the Presidential Daily Brief, on a day she was to make a slew of phone calls to foreign leaders.
Here you can see that Hillary was supposed to have a briefing on Benghazi and other issues at around 10am. At 10:42am, Hillary finally awakens.
What a champ!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (U2tAg)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Absinthe at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (LAe3v)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (yQpMk)
Comedian Kathy Griffin accosted deputy White House press secretary Hogan Gidley at Saturday's White House Correspondents dinner, and told him to "suck my dick," according to a reporter from the Blade who witnessed the encounter.
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Suck your dick? Oh, is Anderson Cooper here?
Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: ace
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Maybe. If it's 'beading', then, yeah.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (Zdm89)
Posted by: Molly k. at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (SeRFC)
And it's up to me to make sure we have a supply of fresh batteries.
Posted by: Huma at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (DuAZ5)
This touches on a generational thing I've been thinking of. Politically, I'm pro-gay whatever you want, marriage, non-discrimination, whatever blows your dress up.
When I was coming up we'd call each other fag, sissy, fairy. I don't think anyone who said that meant "you have a cock in your mouth". That wasn't the point.
It was about masculinity. You did the masculine things so as not to be talked about in the non-masculine ways.
I was a weakling and I got strong to counter that. There's something there.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (EzdLW)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (fA1SL)
ROTFL !!
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (bUjCl)
Posted by: Burger Chef at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (U+nHb)
you still around? when are you going to be a guest on AtC's podcast, the one that the carrot chili guy helps with? Drift compatible or something??
Posted by: lin-duh at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (Pg+x7)
Quite the comedienne!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (+y/Ru)
Its nice that Kathy is now self identifying as a Man....
Posted by: Don Quixote... at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (NgKpN)
Does Mueller have a cyst in his jaw?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)
His cyst has a jaw.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:49 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:40 PM (+fTAB)
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And yet he percysted.
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: zombie at May 01, 2018
If you didn't love it you wouldn't have all that "inside dope".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (fuK7c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 07:50 PM (Zdm89)
Can you guys imagine PDT as a drinker? Yikes! The late-night tweets....
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:48 PM (ptqGC)
Depends if he is a funny drunk or an angry drunk. If he was a funny drunk the tweets would be seriously epic.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (9Om/r)
She broke me
Posted by: Hogan Gidley at May 01, 2018 07:46 PM (EzdLW)
Wait... shouldn't that be the other way around???
You'd have to break her using the Russian method of breaking a bottle of vodka on her head. The liquid flow makes the horse think it's bleeding, and becomes docile.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (GdWl+)
you still around? when are you going to be a guest on AtC's podcast, the one that the carrot chili guy helps with? Drift compatible or something??
I dunno. I don't really like being interviewed. I feel like I say pretty much all I have to say on the blog, and that if I say it on a podcast, I'm just repeating myself. (And I repeat myself in writing a lot besides.)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: scotch at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (EzdLW)
Is the pope a Catholic? Wait, that doesn't work any more.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:09 PM (T71PA)
"Is the pope a Communist?" (2018 version)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (NL6wI)
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She's deranged. Trump really did break her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (Pg+x7)
we haven't fixed a date but we'll be doing it before his indiegogo campaign ends.
he actually mentioned that on his live chat last night.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May
firm grasp or stranglehold?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (MTjB1)
You would think that one would learn after drinking Southern Comfort the first time.
Posted by: A Veg at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)
Who in the Democrats has the power to tell her she's done?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (0QYMt)
Pleesh welcome to the stage Diamond and Schick...Diamond and Slick...Damone and Shirk. Neil Diamond's Silk Shirt, Ladiesh and gentsh!
Posted by: Theoretical Drunken Trump at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (yQpMk)
You know, how fires are most often started by careless drunks.
Wasn't there a house fire in Chappaquiddick a few months ago?
Did anyone ever see a report as to the origin and cause of that fire?
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:41 PM (
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Supposedly the fire happened in the Secret Service section of the house.
That may explain the fire, as I would consider SS Protective duty with the Clintons as punishment duty like being assigned to Siberia. I would drink heavily if I had to be near her or horndog.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: lin-duh at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (kufk0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (ptqGC)
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I'm going with dropping LSD.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (pw+jk)
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Is everyone waiting for Athena to emerge, fully armed, from these very square jaws?
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)
She's deranged. Trump really did break her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)
So Trump is a breaker of witches?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 P
That will never come out. You need to remember, most of the "press" corps fucking cried when the water got poured on the witch. Their hero was vanquished.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (3c1uO)
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He may be one of those reverse-o-drinkers.
They assume characteristics opposite to their normal personality.
Who knows? Trump may suddenly start tweeting about quantum physics and the last gasp of Stoicism philosophy under Roman Emperor. Marcus Aurelius.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)
If I had a nickel for all the people Trump broke...
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: Octopussy at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (G4PnA)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:52 PM (8rNrN)
Can we get you to interview Adam Baldwin?
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM (yXU4O)
Posted by: AVeg at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (cxBi6)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (3c1uO)
Oh, fun! That comics guy's videos on Rose Tico are hilarious!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: A Veg at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)
Please let me forget.
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (+lOpA)
Posted by: A Veg
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Yeah, you'd think that the scars would have reminded me.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (FJXGr)
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (CSZlV)
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Is everyone waiting for Athena to emerge, fully armed, from these very square jaws?
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (MIKMs)
Andrew McCabe already emerged from Mueller's Jaws.
And Strzok and Page from his eye sockets.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (yXU4O)
What if she sends you a list of questions first?
IT'S A TRAP!
Posted by: Zombie Admiral Ackbar at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: bluebell at May
well that is good. my wife has tons of knowledge in fields I have no experience, and honestly no interest in, and keeps racking up degrees. the complementary nature of our knowledge was one of the things that attracted me to her.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: pretty sure at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (Ymy4N)
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (5ukVf)
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM
I'd trade all the nickels for video. Their tears, they sustain me.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (3c1uO)
Much vomiting ensued.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (fuK7c)
IIRC, Huma did the concession call with the Trump team.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (W+vEI)
======================
My favorite Blondie quote:
"You see, in this world there are two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Posted by: mrp at May 01, 2018 07:56 PM (Pqytn)
And Strzok and Page from his eye sockets.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (yXU4O)
He just puked up Comey.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 07:57 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Ewok Enclosure Signage at May 01, 2018 07:57 PM (CSZlV)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:57 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (yhf6w)
What if she sends you a list of questions first?
...
that's not the problem. I just don't like yapping about things I think which all readers probably already know.
as for adam baldwin, he came on the podcast, twice I think.
I'm not actually starting up the podcast again. I'm just going to do this at the Federalist because the SJW comics "journalists" won't mention D&C's kickstarter and I think that's bullshit, so I figured, well, I'll get him on the Federalist and get him exposure there.
the only thing I MIGHT do is head to the Federalist again to read choice passages from Jake Tapper's novel with Ben Domenech, who is a big, big fan of Tapper's thriller.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 P
That will never come out. You need to remember, most of the "press" corps fucking cried when the water got poured on the witch. Their hero was vanquished.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May
oh that will come out, you just have to wait for the clinton machine to be sufficiently weakened so that people will not have to worry about being considered one of her enemies.
same will happen with obama, probably sooner.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Yes, and her old sidekick Anderson Cooper is pretty clever. (Facepalm)
They are all illuminated by their own gaslighting.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (S6Pax)
cookbook here with your name on it that's been living under my bed and
getting jiggy with the dust bunnies.
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Those are dust Rhinos... at least under our bed.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Profoundly Unserious at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Then she pulled it out and slapped him across the face with it.
Turns out Kathy Griffin was really Carrot Top all this time.
Who knew?
Posted by: Sharkman at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (O033+)
Included is an email chain showing that Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack and missed a meeting that her staff had been trying to set up about sensitive intelligence issues, including the Presidential Daily Brief, on a day she was to make a slew of phone calls to foreign leaders.
Here you can see that Hillary was supposed to have a briefing on Benghazi and other issues at around 10am. At 10:42am, Hillary finally awakens.
What a champ!!
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 07:47 PM (W+vEI)
3 am phone call? She's lucky if she can take a 3 pm phone call.
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (sdi6R)
They show those on Movies! network on Saturday mornings. They made 28 of those over 12 years. That's a heckuva series.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (oVJmc)
Jagerbombs will have me projecting vomit generously and wishing I was hooked up to an IV drip in the ER.
Posted by: Fritz at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (J7XgW)
If I had a nickel for all the people Trump broke...
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:54 PM
Don Surber has a list of them.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (0QYMt)
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (cxBi6)
I think it's somewhere down there, yeah. I don't know if it's in DC or just around DC.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (tpDAe)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (qM84C)
He's never forgotten (or recovered).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (3dsTO)
She's about as grounded in reality as the dinner crowd at the city shelter.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (arhmY)
no but I wouldn't be surprised that a man would defend his wife.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Ben Had"
Boom. Yes.
I think you have struck pretty close to home there.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, they are gaslighting us 24/365 at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (Mbmmf)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Jimmy Comey at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (6FqZa)
Dated Kathy f'n Griffin.
I wouldn't gustibus that est disputandum with a stolen dick.
Posted by: hogmartin at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (y87Qq)
again to read choice passages from Jake Tapper's novel with Ben
Domenech, who is a big, big fan of Tapper's thriller.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (8rNrN)
OMG. This MUST happen.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Best thing he ever did.
That tour was awesome.
Posted by: garrett at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (CSZlV)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Wino Man at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (UdKB7)
So in preparation for seeing Avengers: ZOMGeddon tomorrow, I've powered through Captain America: Winter Soldier and Age of Ultron. I just don't think I have it in me to get through Civil War tonight.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (qJtVm)
Well, the thing is, obviously a relation by marriage is something you defend, even if you disagree with that person.
We're not just Spirits of Pure Ideology. We do have physical bodies and actual connections to human beings.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (8rNrN)
Posted by: Zombie Admiral Ackbar at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)
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Honestly, if there's any way I could drop it off there for you, I would happily do it. I'd even put it in a plain brown wrapper.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (3dsTO)
Female hyenas DO have a pseudopenis.
Posted by: Hikaru at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (yXU4O)
Included is an email chain showing that Clinton slept late the Saturday after the Benghazi attack and missed a meeting that her staff had been trying to set up about sensitive intelligence issues, including the Presidential Daily Brief, on a day she was to make a slew of phone calls to foreign leaders.
Here you can see that Hillary was supposed to have a briefing on Benghazi and other issues at around 10am. At 10:42am, Hillary finally awakens.
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It wasn't a three A.M. phone call!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: pretty sure at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (Ymy4N)
He's never forgotten (or recovered).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May
old overholt - cheap rye whiskey. how does that explain the naked part?
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)
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She's deranged. Trump really did break her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 07:51 PM (U+nHb)
She was an F bomb spewing shrew on the View.
Look for the nine minute you tube video.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Mary Clogginstien from Brattleboro, VT at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (qM84C)
But he was a college frat rat when he made that decision.
BAM! 35 years later he gets it done.
Persevere.
Had nothing to do with Dad. Just old college bet.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (Eu5eZ)
Honestly, if there's any way I could drop it off
there for you, I would happily do it. I'd even put it in a plain brown
wrapper.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)
And wear a trench coat and dark glasses.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (yhf6w)
Jackson Brown's Running on Empty.
When I was younger I couldn't stand what I would have considered lame-ass California Wimp Rock. But by some quirk of fate I ended up listening to the whole album on Youtune the other day and was surprised how solid a record it is, entertaining as hell from front to back. Kind of cool that it was a concept album about the life of a touring rock star, actually recorded live by a touring rock star, some of it in hotel rooms.
I really can't stand the bulk of his stuff, but that album's a real winner.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:00 PM (8rNrN)
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That would be awesome. CBD knows how to reach me.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (oMtOd)
You would think that one would learn after drinking Southern Comfort the first time.
Posted by: A Veg at May 01, 2018 07:53 PM (UdKB7)
Please let me forget.
Posted by: eleven at May 01, 2018 07:55 PM (+lOpA)
Oh Dog, yes. First and only encounter with SC was when I was 17. Drinking with buddies at the drive-in, when we were all in one dood's handicapped van (he was paralyzed in a motorcycle accident a couple of years before). Bitchin' ride for 1981.
Anyway, once I started puking, I just hung on the powered ramp and hit the button. The robot van helpfully stuck my head out of the side doors.
*mechanical whine*
RAAAAAALLLLPHHHHHH
*mechanical whine*
RAAAAAALLLLPHHHHHH
*mechanical whine*
RAAAAAALLLLPHHHHHH
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (eXA4G)
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They had a show on the other night about the Golden State Killer. All the rape survivors agreed. He had a short dick.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: David Brooks at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (pw+jk)
if the brand name is to be believed, Southerners are comfortable waking
up at 10:45 AM with a massive headache and a 5'10, 230 lb woman whose
name they don't know lying on their arm
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Believe I have mentioned a time or two about the wolf option: wake it up or chew off your arm.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 07:59 PM (8rNrN)
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Honestly, if there's any way I could drop it off there for you, I would happily do it. I'd even put it in a plain brown wrapper.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (oMtOd)
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bluebell - If you want I'll drive and you can throw it at him as we go by.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:02 PM (MTjB1)
His "friends" put him in the shower to hose him off.
It went....poorly.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (ptqGC)
Fair warning. In about an hour, if you see my posts and they are loaded with errors, it's because I'm using my I-phone and the handcuffs make it really hard to type.
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (arhmY)
Posted by: hillary (-)(*) at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Veg at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (UdKB7)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awRy4x9ecfM
I went to the country
And while I was gone
I lost control of my body functions
On a roller-headed lady's front lawn
I'm so ashamed, but I'm a wino man
I can't help myself
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (+fTAB)
One way or another, I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya
She was so insanely hot.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (rdl6o)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (lKs2v)
We're not just Spirits of Pure Ideology. We do have physical bodies and actual connections to human beings.
Posted by: ace at May 01, 2018 08:01 PM (8rNrN)
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I forgot he was married to Meghan. Of course he has to support him/her.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (U+nHb)
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:03 PM (ptqGC)
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I've got both! And a hat with a big brim.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: concrete girl at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (zr8oO)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (U+nHb)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:06 PM (fA1SL)
From Newsbusters.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (ptqGC)
Trump doesn't really sleep or use caffiene. What's your excuse, Hillary?
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
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If he won't let us take him out for lunch or dinner or a drink, it may come to that.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (oMtOd)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Wino Man at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (UdKB7)
posted in the other thread but ...
what does this stuff have to do with shit that directly arises from "Russian interference in the election" which is Mueller purview.
that is, hasn't he and his biased lawyers conspired to deprive the govt of value (or whatever McCarthy pointed out is a BS catchall new crime invented by Mueller) by charging money for things not within their purview...
to wit...
A Logan Act investigation of Flynn is a novel exercise of law and does not arise from acts of interference within the election.
Manafort's stuff with license as a foreign agent in 2013 does not arise from acts of interference within the election.
Any questions about Trump and what he discussed with his team about Mueller does not arise from acts of interference within the election.
Basically, any path that Mueller took away from interference is a cost that the govt paid to him outside his purview....you can't say any of these shakedowns of Cohen or other "witnesses" arise from the investigation because he was just looking for areas to squeeze. The path to investigate interference goes from the piss dossier to Steele to Fusion GPS to the DNC and then to hillary. This path does not include Cohen or land deals from the 90's and therefore do not arise from acts of interference within the election.
A special counsel needs to be convened to investigate and rocoup these costs from Mueller and his resistance.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:04 PM (MVjcR)
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If he won't let us take him out for lunch or dinner or a drink, it may come to that.
Posted by: bluebell at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (oMtOd)
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There's a PanAm-esque place not far from here!
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:08 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at May 01, 2018 07:24 PM (fuK7c)
Not just the Secret Service. You know that there were cameras filming the whole night for the documentary on her "historic win".
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (Tnhbr)
Posted by: DanInMN at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (/5ebB)
same will happen with obama, probably sooner.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM
Possibly. Hillary has outlived her usefulness. The Clintoons are reduced to begging for their "charity" cough, cough, ATM. But Barry? Nah can't see that for a long time. They're still hoping Moochie runs.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (3c1uO)
And an overcoat too
Give me a five dollar bill
And an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and an overcoat too
A five dollar bill and a Florsheim shoe
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (qJtVm)
I thought it was:
Make me a sergeant. Give me the booze.
Make me a sergeant. Give me the booze.
Make me a sergeant. Give me the booze.
Posted by: DR.WTF? at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (T71PA)
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Seems Legit
And for that, we are grateful.
And .....here's a NEW CAR!
Come on down!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (S6Pax)
Pfff.
Drudge is posting any wild ass thing he can find to troll for headlines.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bluebell
A big Panama with a purple hat band...
Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (8ikIW)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (ptqGC)
I like it ... sorta similar to Healer in Chief and all the other wonder-names they gave to The One over his eight-year run.
If Hillary's drinking is an issue, expect a crush of news stories talking about the positive side of senior citizens and booze.
Posted by: Christian Toto at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (GppXG)
---my slavic irish genes let me do this (plus I weigh over 200 pounds) but 5 cocktails would make me very relaxed.
I'm not quite Hillary or Mad Men material.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (Kuhyt)
Napper-headed ho...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM
Oh I thought it was to John. Nevermind.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: bluebell
A big Panama with a purple hat band...
Posted by: Bruce at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (8ikIW)
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Sombrero with a buzzard feather.
Posted by: Weasel at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (1FhAQ)
Trump doesn't really sleep or use caffiene. What's your excuse, Hillary?
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:07 PM (XKZwp)
Yeah, I really want a President who's chronically exhausted. The international crises will just have to wait until she's awake and alert.
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
-----------again, what is the point of mueller if he exceeds his purview? He is a private citizen if shizz doesn't arise from his russian interference "national security" investigation (which was not a criminal matter).
Trump needs to ask for an accounting. How do you get from point A to point B without Steele/Fusion/Clinton?
If you do novel readings of the law and go beyond statute of limitations and so on and so forth, you're rogue, man. And we have one word for that: sad.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (Kuhyt)
Aaaaand the OIG report is due this month (I know).
I think when (if?) that is dropped soon this talk or subpoenaing Trump will disappear.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (fA1SL)
has there been a reliable, detailed account of her drinking and violent reaction to losing the night of the election? she couldn't give a concession speech, though urged to by obama, presumably because she was snookered, so they sent out pedestal. but aside from general joking references, even by her, i don't recall seeing a detailed description.
Posted by: musical jolly chimp at May 01, 2018 07:48 P
That will never come out. You need to remember, most of the "press" corps fucking cried when the water got poured on the witch. Their hero was vanquished.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May
oh that will come out, you just have to wait for the clinton machine to be sufficiently weakened so that people will not have to worry about being considered one of her enemies.
same will happen with obama, probably sooner.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 07:58 PM (MTjB1)
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It took fifty years, and Teddy being dead in the ground for five years before anyone made a movie about Chappaquiddick.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May
well, admittedly, there is some wishcasting with obama, however, I do not think his machine is as powerful now or ever will be as powerful as the clinton machine at its peak.
he does not have the clinton's desire for a second presidency through michelle nor does he have the interest in money. he also does not have the drive to replicate the clinton global initiative or the personality do do so.
he and his power will fade faster and there is always someone looking for money or attention to dish the dirt somewhere.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM
I've cum too faaarr to be tarred.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:12 PM (3c1uO)
were cameras filming the whole night for the documentary on her
"historic win". Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at May 01, 2018 08:09 PM (Tnhbr)
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Wasn't one election night video already released? Powers and Rhodes, I think. Turned out to be a bust. Silly unserious people.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (IqV8l)
Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (VBKy9)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (2DOZq)
Heh. And if things go well with the Norks...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Your Decidedly Devious Uncle Palpatine at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (fA1SL)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (VM6ev)
Posted by: buzzion at May 01, 2018 08:05 PM (lKs2v)
When it's neither Scotch o'clock nor Beer Thirty it's Happy Hour.
Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 08:14 PM (zTtjJ)
...and whose closest aide tells her when to nap, and does not wake her up when she's sleeping through critical national security briefings following an act of war (Benghazi)
Posted by: Lizzy at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (W+vEI)
Posted by: rd at May
the kennedys were different. they were a new generation coming to powere. they were attractive and elegant; well at least that was the official line. then you had all of the tragedy associated with the assassinations. they were unique. the clintons are no kennnedys and the obamas are no clintons.
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (gC2IV)
Posted by: runner at May 01, 2018 08:15 PM (bUjCl)
Because that would be cool.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (5ukVf)
Posted by: Bombay Glue Assfire at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (M2Yh1)
If she HAD been elected, the results of her annual physical would have been
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:10 PM (
No one would know.
Posted by: rd at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (4dz1m)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM (qJtVm)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May
hate the stuff
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (MTjB1)
Posted by: Patrick from Ohio at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (dKiJG)
Because that would be cool.
Posted by: Minuteman at May 01, 2018 08:16 PM
Why would he need to hide his identity on a podcast? Can't they just say, today in studio, we have the head Ewok. Speaking of, new dog looks like an Ewok, I'll have to post pics in the pet thread.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (3c1uO)
Heh. And if things go well with the Norks...
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:13 PM (3dsTO)
The Democrats may trade their blue wave for a brown tide.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet sponsors the musical - Life and Times of Sonobi at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (0QYMt)
remember when pravda-snl had hillary in the debates be all spry and do cartwheels. The present truth was that she wasn't a collapsing heap of support hose and depends.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (VBKy9)
Seriously, you just don't fall this often at that age. If you do, you've got a walker or something. The "stance" was the giveway. Had a friend in high school whose mom was always hammered by dinner time, and she managed to stay upright but kept her feet a good 12-18" apart at all times. That way you only need to worry about falling one direction.
Posted by: clutch cargo at May 01, 2018 08:18 PM (RHEDC)
Trump has crappy lawyers working for him or something ?
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What do you think the raid on Cohen was for? Make sure nobody will take it on.
Posted by: mustbequantum at May 01, 2018 08:18 PM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at May 01, 2018 08:18 PM (ptqGC)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvpxPF8OXvA
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (+fTAB)
---right?
I thought the Cohen raid was a clear cry for professional and legal oversight, "please fire me" from Mueller.
but the cuck GOP true-cons are pretending Mueller needs protection instead of a fucking pink slip and accounting of why he's wasting everyone's time and money.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (Kuhyt)
We managed to drink it around the campfire without killing each other. Had some fun buzzes, actually. So, in most situations tequila may be dangerous, but around a campfire with some buds, it's probably OK.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:19 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: yankeefifth at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM
Actually if it's good tequila it's not bad. I just don't like anything you need to do in shots. I mean when I was 22, sure. But now. No way I'll have a margarita on vacation or something but my days of doing shots of that shit are done. Give me a nice sipping bourbon.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (3c1uO)
Posted by: Steve and Cold Bear at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (/qEW2)
Funny we never really hear anymore about that.
Posted by: Jackso at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (uc45P)
Posted by: Balless Bill Kristol at May 01, 2018 08:17 PM (yhf6w)
YOU USED A GRAVE ACCENT AS AN APOSTROPHE?!?
Why are you doing this to us, Bill?
Posted by: Surfperch at May 01, 2018 08:20 PM (zTtjJ)
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What do you think the raid on Cohen was for? Make sure nobody will take it on."
---yeah, good luck with that. Trump's keeping the gloves on.
I think, obviously, we can look at trump as either this street smart hustler or a fucking child. I don't see any New Yorker with a net work over $100,000 just okie-doking into a deposition for where there's no underlying crime.
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:21 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:21 PM (Kuhyt)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at May 01, 2018 08:22 PM (qJtVm)
One of the best ever. They just don't make 'em like that anymore. Bam, bam, bam, one killer track after another after another. Even the few songs that weren't hits in one country or another should have been hits. Robert Fripp even made an appearance, for extra album coolness points.
Posted by: WhatWhatWhat? at May 01, 2018 08:22 PM (3dsTO)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 01, 2018 07:21 PM (3c1uO)
She's pretty much gotten everything she's wanted for decades (except the Presidency, praise to God) and has screwed over a lot of people to do it. Her health is bad and she's starting to think about her mortality. Probably the only people that care about her are her grandkids and they're too young to realize what bitch grandma is, yet.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 01, 2018 08:22 PM (5Yee7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Retribution is my Sarah Palin's uterus at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (yQpMk)
exhausted. The international crises will just have to wait until she's
awake and alert.
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)
She and TFG slept through Benghazi! It was a telling demonstration why neither of them should ever be President.
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: Kuhyt at May 01, 2018 08:25 PM (Kuhyt)
If she HAD been elected, the results of her annual physical would have been interesting.
She'd have been the very picture of health, according to reports.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy likes lobster at May 01, 2018 08:28 PM (GdWl+)
I thought that was Ansley Dunbar but now I'm not sure. Oh well whoever it is did a fine job.
Posted by: f'd at May 01, 2018 08:29 PM (UdKB7)
Posted by: rickl at May 01, 2018 08:11 PM (sdi6R)
"3 am phone call? Nuclear war? Fuggit. Let it go to voice mail." /rolls over, snores
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 01, 2018 08:31 PM (mbs3m)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at May 01, 2018 08:31 PM (rz+FN)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (XKZwp)
Imagine the impertinence of those wogs to kick up a fuss outside of business hours in DC.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 01, 2018 08:32 PM (mbs3m)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at May 01, 2018 08:33 PM (+fTAB)
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at May 01, 2018 08:36 PM (MjkWd)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2018 08:57 PM (UiRxW)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 01, 2018 09:02 PM (HwNQB)
Posted by: joncelli, nominal Lutheran at May 01, 2018 09:03 PM (1FhAQ)
Posted by: pookysgirl at May 01, 2018 08:23 PM (XKZwp)
It was a striking contrast, when Trump was having 4-10x more rallies, hopping fences to avoid protesters, etc. America could tell who wanted it more.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at May 01, 2018 09:14 PM (HwNQB)
Posted by: micky at May 01, 2018 09:21 PM (dF9Lb)
"Guy in the back looks like he is grabbing her by the cooch and butthole. "
That's called the six-pack grab.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 01, 2018 09:21 PM (b8J4P)
So she wasn't passing out because she was sick, she has completely hammered out on her feet.
Hmm
Posted by: Rev Dr E Buzz Raniere at May 01, 2018 09:22 PM (AASEZ)
with nobody else
I drink alone, yeah,
with nobody else
You know why I drink alone?
'Cos Barry is a Muslim.
Posted by: Hirrary Reisling Crinton at May 01, 2018 09:59 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 02, 2018 12:23 AM (+lVUW)
ace, I remember when you told a caption joke for the above picture of Hillary smiling and lilting heavily to her right while holding on to the overhead luggage compartment. You said something to the effect of:
"Lady loves her triple."
Had me in stitches then. Still makes me grin now.
(And, yes, my glasshouse is doing just fine, thank you.)
Posted by: Cold Civil War at May 02, 2018 12:43 AM (Z2PYk)
All the newer ones require the user to moderate alcohol intake to a small amount per week.
Posted by: Nan Gladden at May 02, 2018 02:55 AM (60yhg)
Why do I get cross eyed when I'm drunk?
https://tinyurl.com/hilleyesx
"Your eyes are held in place by muscles, and a subconscious part of your brain controls them both together. When you're drunk, that bit of your brain gets lazy. Those muscles are also tired, because you've been using them all day and we're usually drunk at night. This combination of factors means that your eyes drift apart or together."
"Neurological changes due to alcohol effect the muscles and optical nerve."
Posted by: Captain Oblivious at May 02, 2018 07:51 AM (Astxw)
That could also mean that she enjoys the drinking process more, not necessarily more booze.
Nah! lol
Posted by: Miriam at May 02, 2018 09:12 AM (+MIJ1)
That is: "more" is modifying enjoys, it's not modifying the cardinality.
It's still a pretty damning phrase, to be sure.
Posted by: TMA at May 02, 2018 09:40 AM (jotkg)
Google is not a verb. It is a brand name. it discriminates against US and attempts to rule the world.
It takes no longer to say "look it up" or "research it." Please. You are an influence on others.
Thank you
Posted by: Duuuuude at May 02, 2018 12:30 PM (T1RL8)
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